supermegashow - EP 202 - George Clanton & Negative Gemini

Episode Date: July 23, 2020

We're joined by music legends George Clanton and Negative Gemini to discuss weird Chinese liquor, the process of making tunes, and much much more in this extended episode. Learn more about your ad ...choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:57 do you know do you know about my bed bug experience from tour yeah no you mentioned it briefly when I did the podcast
Starting point is 00:01:04 how long is the bed bug saga for you? For Matt, it was like, what, two months? No, just a month? Not even. As soon as we found him out, we had a guy come and it took about a week. Sucked. We have a really kind of like a top secret way to get rid of them. The bed bug industry does not want you to know.
Starting point is 00:01:20 get rid of them. The bed bug industry does not want you to know. This one crazy trick that the bed bug industry does not want you to know about, but it's absolutely true. They don't want you to know about it. It's called Cimexa. It's a pulverized silica gel. So it's silica gel
Starting point is 00:01:37 made into kind of like a fine powder, like talcum powder, but it's silica gel, like what you have in your pockets when you buy a new coat or a pair of Timbs. And you just kind of basically putting it on the end of a paintbrush or like a makeup brush and painting the perimeter of your bed is enough to kill them.
Starting point is 00:02:02 They get the tiniest bit of silica gel on them and it starts sucking the moisture through their exoskeleton and they end up getting so dried out that their insides turn outwards. And it's an excruciating death for them. So it feels good for you as the person dying out. So we put the Cimexa down and we were getting bit every night. So we put the somexa down and we were getting bit every night. We brought them back with us from Baltimore and we put the somexa down and that was the last night that they bit us. You use your body as bait and you just paint the perimeter of your bed with a layer of this powder that you as a human being can't even see with your naked eye.
Starting point is 00:02:46 And then they crawl through it and they die. It's like a force field. It's like a really high-tech piece of weaponry, right? And it's dirt cheap. You get this much of it, like 20 ounces of it for 20 bucks on Amazon, and that's enough for you as a, you could start a bed bug extermination company and use that all year.
Starting point is 00:03:07 When I had bed bugs, I didn't want my apartment to know, so I had to sneak the guy in because he showed up in a big truck and I was like, You should have let the apartment know so they wouldn't travel through the walls. Well, that's how I got them, I think. I don't know how else I would have gotten them. You didn't want to stop it from
Starting point is 00:03:21 the apartment complex. No, as long as they're gone from my place, I just don't want to be the one they blame for. No, as long as they're gone from my place, I just don't want to be the one they blame. Someone else probably brought them in. Tramps coming in and out. Are you cool with that piece of knowledge, though, being let out to the world? Are we live?
Starting point is 00:03:36 We could be. Well, welcome to episode 202 of the Super Megacast. I'll let our guests introduce themselves. We have guests, by the way. Guests, fine. It's been the way So we usually don't have guests Thank you Do you put like applause in afterwards maybe If you want applause we'll put it in
Starting point is 00:03:52 I'll put some in right here We have like a little I love those Elgato stream decks Cut I'm George Clanton Hell yeah And we're also joined by Negative Gemini hell yeah and we're also joined by negative Gemini
Starting point is 00:04:09 hell yeah is that what you go by negi jimmy that's even better I wish I had a cool nickname like that I just go by my great god given name Matthew I was named after the bible
Starting point is 00:04:24 you were named after the bible too right. I was named after the Bible. And you were named after the Bible too, right? No, I was named after a soap opera. My mom really liked a character and it was a cop whose name was Ryan. That's about all I know about my name. Named after the boys in blue. I thought you were named after a cop. Not a real cop.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Oh, okay. So it's not a hot cop. Is he hot? He might have been. Days of our lives? I would hope he would be. If my mom thinks about me at the same time she thinks about
Starting point is 00:04:50 her lost love on a soap opera, it makes me glisten in more than one way. You should look him up. You should see who you're named after. You've never looked him up? No. Because I wonder if it's going to be one of those things where it's like
Starting point is 00:05:01 I'll start to see him as my real dad because I'm based off of him. Well, I didn't say that. I mean, my mom's a... Listing right now? Yeah. So we can't talk about that. Bit of a slut.
Starting point is 00:05:15 We have these wonderful guests on. For those who don't know, you all should know. But in case you don't, George and Lindsay are... Wait, do you ever go by your real name? Yeah. Okay, so it's go by your real name? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it's not a secret.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Okay. Sorry. Okay. They are incredibly talented music producers and artists. And I'll put some more applause in right here. George goes by George Clanton. Lindsay goes by Negative Gemini. And I've been a fan of both of them for quite some time.
Starting point is 00:05:40 So it's an honor to have them. And I haven't. Yeah. So Ryan. So I'm meeting them. He's been honor to have them. And I haven't. Yeah, so Ryan. It's okay. I'm meeting them. He's been an anti-fan. He's known about you guys,
Starting point is 00:05:49 but he's like, I refuse to listen to that bullshit. But this is a prerequisite. Before you continue with this podcast, you must listen to at least two or three of their tracks, and then you can continue this podcast. So did Matt play you two or three tracks? He did play me. Well, I played myself two.
Starting point is 00:06:08 They were the top ones on Spotify. I did make him a playlist once. One was the top one, and one was the third top one. Dumb and Slide. No, the number one is Make It Forever. I don't know. It's probably Make It Forever, and it makes the babies want to cry I could check right now Matt knows I'm bad with names in general
Starting point is 00:06:30 and that's not just an excuse I am I made a playlist for you a while back and I put some George Clanton in it you don't remember? no I probably didn't even listen to the playlist I get so excited when I make the playlist. No, dude.
Starting point is 00:06:46 I get so excited when I make a playlist. I'm like, oh, he's going to love all this stuff. But I just never hear back. I'm like, I hope you liked it. I've been off of finding out new tracks. I don't know what it is. We always have to bring up COVID-19 during the podcast. But I haven't watched a movie in two months.
Starting point is 00:07:02 I haven't updated my songs playlist. It's hard for me to just go in and be like, I want to experience new things and not be distracted by a million other fucking things going on. The last movie I saw in theaters was the Sonic movie. And if I had known that was going to be the last movie I could see in theaters. That was the last movie in theaters. Was it really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Well, yeah. Well, I guess there you go. I went and saw it. And halfway through spilled unsweetened iced tea all over my crotch. So for the remaining like 30 minutes of the movie, I just sat there with iced tea all over my crotch. So that was my last movie going experience. Cool. Was it good? Yeah, it actually was. I did like the Sonic movie.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I thought it was going to be bad. I wouldn't say it was like good, but it wasn't as bad as I thought. I enjoyed it. I had a good time. Lindsay said, me and Lindsay almost got in a fight. We did. We got in a little bit of a verbal altercation. We were wrestling.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Did you slap him around? We saw the billboard. We were somewhere downtown and we saw the billboard for that movie. Was it Jim Carrey? Yeah, Jim Carrey. And George was like, Was it Jim Carrey? Yeah, Jim Carrey. That was what we were talking about. And George was like, it's Jim Carrey. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:08:10 that is, shut up, that's not Jim Carrey. And we got in it. And I said, yes it is. And then she said, no it's not. And then I said, yes it is. And then she said, no it's not. I did not believe that it was Jim Carrey. Was it Jim Carrey? It is. It is Jim Carrey. Who is Jim Carrey. Was it Jim Carrey? It is. It is Jim Carrey. Who is Jim Carrey?
Starting point is 00:08:26 I'm kidding. You didn't think he would take such an award-winning role like that? You've got to see this billboard. They, like, face-tuned his face. It's what he looks like in the film. So, wait, what's the... He's playing a character, Lindsay. No.
Starting point is 00:08:41 That's why his face looks different. So, what is it? Because the last thing I know that he did was the he did like this Mr. Rogers depressing type show oh
Starting point is 00:08:51 kidding I want to see that cause I heard that's actually really good and now this is a new project of his Sonic the Hedgehog oh I thought
Starting point is 00:08:58 I thought this was something new oh no I thought like this was a new project we're still okay I thought you were joking
Starting point is 00:09:04 I thought you were like so what is this Sonic thing I thought for some reason new project. We're still okay. I thought you were joking. I thought you were like, so what is this, Sonic? I thought for some reason in my head I had it that we were talking about this new billboard you saw of Jim Carrey, and then he looked weird for this new role. This is actually a long time ago. He was just saying in the theater when he went into the theater. Got it, got it. Because if you're at home and you spill unsweetened iced tea on your pants, you can just change them out. But in the theater, it's not quite as simple as that.
Starting point is 00:09:26 It's, see, it just, it wasn't even, I didn't even, there was the person next to me that spilled it too to make it even worse. So I just had to sit there with, and it was a big glass of unsweetened iced tea with a lot of ice. And it went, and because the seat's kind of slanted, like the front of the seat's a little bit higher up.
Starting point is 00:09:44 It made it all pool right in my groin region. So it really, I just sat there and it did not dry up. It's a dark, cold theater and not fun. Hey, you didn't have to go for a restroom break though. That's true. That's true. That's true. Everyone would be like, oh, look, that guy peed himself.
Starting point is 00:09:57 And when I left the theater, I was scared people would have thought that. Yeah. Because they'd say, look, that guy just came out of the Sonic movie with a large wet perimeter of brown, like someone with a liver, a bile problem. I remember this show, or I can't remember what it was. I don't know. Maybe this will go, probably won't go anywhere. But it was a show where some kid like peed himself, or maybe it was a movie. Some kid peed himself and then maybe it was a movie. Some kid peed himself, and then someone else
Starting point is 00:10:26 purposely peed themselves. Happy Gilmore. No, no, no. Big Daddy. No, Billy Madison. Have you seen Billy Madison? I have not seen Billy Madison. That's the greatest movie ever. Isn't Billy Madison the production company
Starting point is 00:10:41 that Adam Sandler has? Happy Madison is the production company. Oh, okay. See, I get Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison the production company that Adam Sandler has? Happy Madison is the production company. Oh, okay. See, I get happy. It's those two mixed together. Oh, that makes a lot of sense. He's like an adult and he goes back to school. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:53 And it has Chris Farley and it has Norm MacDonald, the usual clan of Adam Sandler people. His friends that he just puts in every movie and gives like 50 million dollars to. Like David Spade. If you can do it, why not? You can just have fun with your friends. If I was a bad actor like David Spade but had the opportunity to get paid like 6 million to play like a really dumb character in an Adam Sandler movie, I would say yes every
Starting point is 00:11:17 single time. That's like the easiest money in the world. You actually did the soundtrack for the most recent Adam Sandler movie. I don't know if we're supposed to talk about it. Can we talk about that we can talk about that okay you're not under nda anymore oh nda non-disclosure agreement so he clearly didn't pay attention when he signed it so that that's what that's telling me is that he shouldn't be talking about it but or maybe he can he just doesn't know and he'll just figure that out later and so that was uh that that that was uh i'm not one of tricks point never wait are you i'm not are you sure yeah i saw a picture of him on the
Starting point is 00:11:58 internet does he look like you i don't know no i saw him outside of a movie theater once. Did you? I did. Here in LA? Mm-hmm. I saw Uncut Gems and outside. He was there. He was there. And so were the Safdie Bros. They're just standing outside talking to people. And One Trick's Point Never was just right there. And I was like, I did have a little freak out moment. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:12:18 I didn't get the gull up to talk to him. I wanted to, but I didn't want to be an annoying fan. But same with the Safdie Bros. I wanted to say hi, but I wanted to, but I didn't want to be an annoying fan, but same with the Safdie bros. I wanted to say hi, but I was like, and Adam Sandler was there. Just as an afterthought. Well,
Starting point is 00:12:32 he wasn't outside with everyone. He was, he was in the back, but like we saw uncut gems and he did like a little Q and a with, with the Safdie bros. We saw uncut gems just hours after my colonoscopy. And the seat, have you, you've seen uncems just hours after my colonoscopy. Oh, yeah. And you've seen Uncut Gems, right?
Starting point is 00:12:49 I haven't. Oh. Oh, shit. This isn't spoiling anything. The movie literally starts with a point of view of a colonoscopy. In Adam Sandler's colon. Yeah. Or colon, sorry. And my favorite thing is he, Ryan was having some issues during that time period that were spanning several
Starting point is 00:13:06 weeks and I did not envy you at all during that period he had some extreme issues going on with his body and he had to get a colonoscopy right before we saw the premiere of Uncut Gyms and we've been so excited to go see this movie and Ryan's like, shit, I have to get this colonoscopy
Starting point is 00:13:22 today and I came and picked you up from the colonoscopy. And justin and justin that's right yeah and uh i love how you get that and and you're like i just want to go watch a movie and have this traumatic thing out of my brain and the first scene opens with like a microscopic shot of a colonoscopy i just looked over you and i was like i love this now hold on is that would that have been the first time that you've had any activity inside of your butt? Yes. Well, the first time I would say probably like at a vacation resort with a ballpoint pen. But with a doctor, yes.
Starting point is 00:13:58 But what I meant was like the ballpoint pen. So you found the colonoscopy to be a traumatic experience he's putting uh no because if you remember i was singing afterwards you were high you were very loopy when when i when i came they give you pain medicine to open you up like that i don't remember he was he was he was definitely i can't try to say yeah you kept saying like no i'm i'm not high i'm fully sober but then you would start just like singing to the nurses and stuff and I'm like no you're definitely fart sound effects as the like nurses would pass and stuff oh yeah they'd walk by and they'd go
Starting point is 00:14:29 oh just like messing with the nurses and I was sitting there laughing and I'm like he's definitely gone cause they could take it they could if you're opened up it wouldn't make that sound exactly so tell me how much do they have to open now Matt I just want to get to the bottom of this oh I understand okay so I'm ready so how much how much do they have to open? Now, Matt, I just want to get to the bottom of this.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Oh, I understand. Okay, so I'm ready. So how much do they have to open you up to get in there? See, I don't think it's like they're going to forcefully dilate you. They're not going to crank it open. Because that's what they do to look inside of the woman. That's gross. That's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I didn't know that. Ew. little woman that's gross that's disgusting i didn't know that ew but all i all i remember was thinking how cool it was that i was seeing the inside of my anus and that only the tip of a ballpoint pen has seen that before so it's just it's kind of like a little it's like a little camera and they don't have to open it up at all it's like a snake not from what i remember it was just okay we're gonna lay you on your side i I'm like, okay. And then look at this TV screen. I'm like, okay. And they go, they shove it in my butt.
Starting point is 00:15:30 And then I'm just looking at inside of my butt as they go around. And sometimes they're messing stuff. I know, I know. And luckily they drain you out beforehand. Oh, you weren't having fun. You called me the night before. The first time it didn't work.
Starting point is 00:15:44 I forget what it's called. Oh, an en't having fun. You called me the night before. Well, the first time it didn't work. I forget what it's called. The solution. Oh, an enema or something? You ever do an enema? Well, they do that, but it's like a magnesium solution. Magnesium citrate or something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you just drink this like fruit drink they give you.
Starting point is 00:15:55 You can just buy it from like CVS or like on the counter. And so like the first time I had it, nothing happened. I was like, oh, okay, whatever. The second time, I would say for two hours probably more straight i i couldn't leave the toilet and i know everyone says that but it was a fire hose it was a it was a disaster he called me to prove it actually i have that all the time i do too actually lindsey makes this food for me that it's really delicious but you have to take an entire block of tofu
Starting point is 00:16:25 and then it makes two meals and i eat the whole thing without stopping so i eat a half of a block of tofu which is like i think it's too much it's just a lot of tofu yeah when i have tofu it's usually just like like a like a little a little slice and even that feels like too much because tofu is one of those foods where like I like it but it's easy for a little amount to feel like too much because of the consistency and it's just like I'm good on the tofu Mapo tofu is good though, it's delicious
Starting point is 00:16:53 it is I'm sorry, I don't like that silken soft, I don't like it when it's soft oh no, I love it when it's soft you like it when it's just I don't get to eat real meat so so I convince myself that tofu is good. Well, there's like... Have you had a samosa house at all?
Starting point is 00:17:12 It's like this Indian vegan place where they use... Well, the chicken is probably some of my favorite chicken, and it's not even chicken. It's delicious. Anyone in the Santa Monica-ish area? I've always wanted to try it. It sounds amazing. Whoever wants to drive up with their mask and order some Samosa House chicken, be my guest. I've heard good things.
Starting point is 00:17:32 I've heard Samosa House gets that chef's kiss with three fingers. It looks the same going in and going out. Yeah, so you would never even know. I had a veggie grill. Veggie grill is really good. Never had that. Now, what is that? What do they do there? They grill veggies. On a grill. Shit. Veggie grill is really good. Never had that. Now, what is that? What do they do there?
Starting point is 00:17:46 They grill veggies. Oh, shit. On a grill. But they tell you it's meat. And it's actually really delicious. It is like the closest thing I've ever had that's non-meat. So, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Sorry. Sorry. George is in the middle of drinking and I had to. But you said you eat a lot of tofu, right? Yeah. Okay. I'm a tofu eater. You're a vegetarian?
Starting point is 00:18:11 Does that mean you're a vegetarian? I say that. We're more like pescatarian. It's got a negative connotation to it, so we say that we're tofu eaters. Okay. You just choose tofu over meat. We identify as tofu eaters, right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Would you be comfortable in sharing the last experience you had eating meat? You just choose tofu over meat. We identify as tofu eaters, right? Okay. Would you be comfortable in sharing the last experience you had eating meat? How long has it been since you've... Was it not last night at my house with that pizza? No. I want to eat meat really bad. I think about it a lot. I want to taste it and chew it. I want to taste it and chew it.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Yes. But I don't want to think about it being a beautiful, vibrant creature with a family and, you know, memories. But fish is okay because they're ugly. Fish have nothing like, so mammals. They're not cute. They've got two eyeballs that kind of look like our eyeballs. They have the ears. Fish have eyeballs. They breathe. Fish have ears, too. Fish also breathe. They have the ears. Fish have eyeballs. They breathe.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Fish have ears, too. Fish also breathe. Fish have big old ears. You've seen those ears? Fish have eyes on the side of their head. I think fish are cute, and I feel bad to eat them. Do you eat octopus? We really try not to because they're so smart.
Starting point is 00:19:22 They have personalities. Smarter than people. If you put a hat on one, you'd respect it a lot more. Exactly. So the worth of killing and eating something is just how smart it is to you? No. And how cute it is? Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:34 How cute it is. If you guys were to give birth to a beautiful baby boy. But it was stupid. It was stupid and ugly. Would you be okay with somebody eating him? No. No. No, now that you put it that way, I was thinking, I was leaning on yes,
Starting point is 00:19:52 but now that I'm putting myself in that shoe, I was like, I might as well. It's just hypocrites. I think the last time that I ate actual meat was probably when I broke veg on my birthday when I was like 23 to eat bacon
Starting point is 00:20:07 wrap date. Bacon wrap date? Yeah. And that was like 10 years ago. What? Damn. Bacon wrap date. That's I've never contemplated anything but that sounds good. If you've never had a bacon wrap date they're so good. I've never even heard of those two things together.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Have you ever had a date? Now I have to. No. You can make a vegetarian one. I've heard of a date I've never had've even heard of those two things together have you ever had a date now I have to no you can make a vegetarian I've heard of a date I've never had one it's like baked bacon but you know
Starting point is 00:20:30 and then oh okay so they they take the like pit out of the date and they put this like crushed up pistachios in the middle ooh
Starting point is 00:20:39 so imagine that with the with the bacon oh here's the thing if I thought of that on my own here's the thing here's the thing So imagine that with the bacon. Oh, here's the thing. If I thought of that on my own. Here's the thing. Here's the thing with Matt Watson.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Now, hold up. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. If I thought of that recipe on my own where I was like, all right, I'm going to put bacon around a date and put pistachios on the inside. I feel like if I did that, people would be like, what the fuck? What are you doing? You're just mixing shit together. Who's judging people for what they do with their food my roommates why why would they my roommate harrison's why would they care if you wrap a date and bacon well i
Starting point is 00:21:13 would care because i'd be like this is this is just weird this is not right but then if like a master chef did it's like wow this is next level shit like master chef just put whipped cream on the center of a plate people people would be like, whoa. Yeah, and they'd pay $300 for it. He chose not to put the cherry on there for a reason. It's just the cream on the plate. And you just get one little spoon, you scrape off the whipped cream. And he smashes it with a hammer, and then their minds get blown.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Right in front of them. There's like a nice little thing of whipped cream, and he goes, pow, shatters the plate. And you have to lick the whipped cream off the shards of the plate. It's a $500 New York experience. But like most meat eaters who are obnoxiously interested in people who don't typically eat meat, was there a specific point? From my point of view, I would always picture it as like, oh, one day I watch a film or I take a trip somewhere, experience something. It was like that.
Starting point is 00:22:07 I was in the library at school and I saw someone had left a stack of little like pamphlets that were like, you know, exposing the horrors of factory farming and whatnot. And I was only 19. So I actually never saw anything like that before. And so I was like, oh my God, like this is, I don't, can I say a bad word on this?
Starting point is 00:22:35 You can say all, any bad word. That's not true. Fart. This is George. Fucked. Yes. And then I stopped and then I just stopped.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Never turned back that's good though you probably have I imagine like if we were to put your internal organs underneath some type of supercomputer to analyze them if you combined me and Ryan's it wouldn't even be a fourth of probably what yours are
Starting point is 00:22:59 well I'm a smoker you're an alcoholic I'm drinking rum as we record this with straight pineapple juice. You said that you didn't have any. No, I didn't. I said I had some. You said you didn't have any. All we have is this awful Chinese stuff.
Starting point is 00:23:13 No, I said... Well, it's sitting right there if you want some of that Chinese stuff. I mean, yeah, I was going to taste it. I was trying to finish my water first. Wait, what is that Chinese stuff? No, you definitely want some water to have while you taste that. Oh, yeah. Is it not good?
Starting point is 00:23:27 No, we tasted that on one of the podcasts. Remember? Oh, yeah. Tucker Burrows came in and we're like, taste this stuff. I think it's nail polish remover. If you want some alcohol, it's yours. I've got some alcohol. I've got several bottles of gin here.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I got some mouthwash back at home. 60% sorghum, 20% rice, and 20% wheat. Y'all know that sorghum really fucks you up. What is sorghum? Oh, come on. We all know. I know sorghum. 20% rice and 20% wheat. You all know that sorghum really fucks you up. What is sorghum? Oh, come on. We all know. I know sorghum powder. No, I don't think we even need to mention it.
Starting point is 00:23:52 We'll just let Matt. I'm going to feel stupid not knowing what sorghum is. Yeah, because everyone knows. Everyone knows what sorghum is. So one problem with this stuff, this is 52% alcohol. It is? So, yeah, you've got your liquor and then plus another bottle of wine's worth of, you know what I'm saying, potency. That is meant to kill someone.
Starting point is 00:24:12 So this is extremely strong. This would light on fire if you lit it. We have a lighter right here if you'd like to test it. Just stick it down in there and then go. Yeah. Then just end this house. there and then go yeah then just end this house i forced myself to watch a vegetarian propaganda movie because i wanted to be vegetarian because i thought that it would get i thought that women would think this guy stands for something and i thought that it was cool and trendy and i think
Starting point is 00:24:40 that's i think it is an admirable thing for someone to stand for something for some people I couldn't have bagged this up without being a vegetarian that's right I could not date someone who ate meat could you not? couldn't
Starting point is 00:24:57 he's had a little sip of the thing I tried but it's just like they're disgusting people it's like they're pieces of shit that don't care you know and stuff like that but like food is like such a like communal thing and if you don't want to eat the same things it's like okay well where's the fun in that i dead ass can sip this are you serious? you guys are talking and he takes a sip and I can't tell if he's about to be like that's horrible
Starting point is 00:25:28 but he's just sitting there like you could sip that? really? yeah I think you put an ice cube in this I can go get you an ice cube if you would like a glass it's what they drink at Chinese celebrations I mean I can understand so when you told me that
Starting point is 00:25:42 if you were giving this to me as a drink, I would be disappointed. But I was, you know, different cultures have a different set of flavors. I think it tastes like it smells. Now, one problem that you may have had is just bypassing your tongue and going straight down. I let it sit in my mouth for a minute, which is kind of like doubling down on the risk. sit in my mouth for a minute, which is kind of like doubling down on the risk. It is, because you might experience some more flavor notes and really
Starting point is 00:26:07 feel it expand over the palate that way. Yeah, but also those flavor notes might be the dog shit that you've been describing. Exactly, which you kind of just want to get down ASAP. But it opened up like a fruit. It tastes like fruit. I could try another sip. It tastes like
Starting point is 00:26:23 candies. It tastes like weird candies that you get another... Like a stepmom type of candy? Kind of, or like maybe something... Like an older stepmom type of candy. You think it's a mint, but you're leaving this really authentic Chinese restaurant and it's like, you can't read what it is. Some weird herbal...
Starting point is 00:26:40 He's going for seconds. I'll let it sit across my palate. I'll let it sit across my palate. I'll let it... Your eyes are watering right now. See, I don't like alcohol to begin with. Yeah, he doesn't really drink. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:52 I do smoke cigarettes, but I... The line is drink. Alcohol, that's where... That's the line. It's really unusual, but I'll describe the way that I perceive it. You said that it was a blue cheese flavor mixed with something in chemicals
Starting point is 00:27:08 let me let me let me go for it let me I'm getting a big it's a big time like Jolly Rancher flavor and you know what it's in your mouth Matt okay and that turns and then it ends it's very unusual because
Starting point is 00:27:24 it ends with almost like a leather flavor. So you've got the weird, like, it's almost like whiskey. The beginning is okay. Actually it's fruity. And then it's fruity with like a leathery whisk, a leather boot finish, which is unusual. It's got a blue cheese, leathery boot finish. The finish is, so he doesn't, got a blue cheese leathery boot finish. The finish is...
Starting point is 00:27:46 So he doesn't... He makes that face when he tastes vodka. Listen, I'm not saying that I'm going to buy this. You can have it if you want. No, I would drink something else every single time over that. But the way that you built
Starting point is 00:28:02 it up to be making such a crybaby face about it, I don't know. Well, it's actually, okay. I think it's kind of fun because it's so unusual. It is unusual. I do want to taste it again to kind of tear it apart and figure it out.
Starting point is 00:28:15 You can have as many sips as you want. Yeah, I know. Actually, once the, who's driving? Oh, I am.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Lindsay, do you want to have a couple of sips? I'm kind of, she tried it in the aftertaste is like a mango high chew like when you burp it's like a high chew that's the best thing I can say about it that's the initial taste for me when I'm letting it I let it sit
Starting point is 00:28:37 on my tongue and I'm getting this high chew this candy it's this weird fruit candy I said Jolly Rancher but high chew is probably more accurate yeah then when you swallow it, my tongue has this leather boot flavor.
Starting point is 00:28:52 It tastes like, I mean, I've tasted a leather boot before. Like if Hi-Chew kind of melted on your couch in some way and you let that sit like a leather couch. On like a black leather couch. That's a really good way to put it. And also like maybe the night before
Starting point is 00:29:08 you would have some kind of like some kind of food that had blue cheese that kind of fell in your couch. I don't taste the blue cheese. You don't taste the blue cheese? I really do when I, it's like it's not, it's after the fact.
Starting point is 00:29:19 It's in the middle. For me it's like a little bit maybe after the fact. I love blue cheese though. I feel like. I think I know what you're, but the blue cheese, it's like a little bit maybe after the fact i love blue cheese though i feel like i think i know what you're but the blue cheese that's in your i mean that's in the eye of the beholder it's in the tongue of the beholder because the blue cheese what makes blue cheese tastes different it's got like a tankiness you know it's tangy bitter too yeah and to me i'm just associating that as the carryover from the Haichu.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Okay. So I'm looking it up on Wikipedia. All right. The literal meaning of the name means burnt liquor. Okay. It's made from fermented sorghum, although other grains may be used. And some Southeastern Chinese styles may employ rice or glutinous rice, while other Chinese varieties may use wheat, barley, millet, or Job's Tears. I don't know what that is.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Job's Tears. That was Job's Tears. It's, millet, or Jobs Tears. I don't know what that is. Jobs Tears. It's a plant called Jobs Tears. Steve. Tears of Steven Jobs. That's why it's so expensive. Yeah, that's why it's so good. I'll try to figure out what's in it. It's just grain and it's burnt.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Wait. It's sold. Okay. It's the world's best-selling liquor. No. It sells more than whiskey, vodka, gin, rum, and tequila combined every year. What? Fun fact.
Starting point is 00:30:32 I had no idea it was that popular. Wow. I don't like any of those things. You don't like any of those alcohols? Mm-hmm. You don't like gin because he's like... He's like a Christmas tree. No, I love it.
Starting point is 00:30:43 That's why I like it. I love the smell of a Christmas tree but I don't want to drink one juniper is you know what's funny if I if I go on a nice gin bender
Starting point is 00:30:51 my BO will smell like Christmas tree for about three days really which is really not good but that's like just the juniper it's probably better
Starting point is 00:30:58 than what you get normally yeah no I can I can see you know if you get like a high potency alcohol it always is a little bit harder to take straight oh yeah but you can't really mix that with anything
Starting point is 00:31:10 right? that is such a unique flavor I bet that you absolutely could I'm sure that whoever is buying you know the most, it's the best selling alcohol I'm sure there's all kinds of things you can do with it you don't know anything about you can drizzle some over an egg tart, probably.
Starting point is 00:31:26 You could, yeah. You could. You could butt chug it so you don't have to taste it. Have you guys ever done that? I've never butt chugged. I'm too – because, like, that's a really good way to get alcohol poisoning. So all the teens listening that are like, I want a new wacky way to drink, don't stick it up your ass. Just drink alcohol like a regular adult and don't get alcohol poisoning by sticking a tampon of vodka up your ass and let well george's
Starting point is 00:31:50 face right now suggesting maybe it's i say don't okay don't drink alcohol at all i think alcohol is like one of the biggest problems with civilization i mean it's literally poison for the body yeah and it makes and it makes you feel funny. Like, you're probably going to regret so many things that you've done. I know that you do already. But like, things that you haven't Don't make him feel bad!
Starting point is 00:32:15 But things that you haven't even done yet. Things you haven't even done yet are going to be, alcohol is going to be directly responsible for it and you're going to regret it. And it's such a terrible it's a worse drug. One day Super Mega is going to be over and you're going to be directly responsible for it and you're going to regret it and it's such a terrible, it's a worse drug one day super mega is going to be over and you're going to be looking back and you're going to wish you didn't take that fucking sip of alcohol that night
Starting point is 00:32:32 I wish I hadn't had that baiju that one day it's so addictive I was very controlled by it for a long time yeah I'm similar i'm not an alcoholic okay sitting here on my this feels like an intervention i'm sitting here i'm like i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy alcohol a lot yeah no it's fine you enjoy the getting to the height of alcohol a lot i'll be drunk as fun yeah yeah and i don't want i don't want any uh see i find it miserable most of the time
Starting point is 00:33:05 i find like i'm stuck in this state and i feel like claustrophobic and anxious i used to feel like that and now i feel like that yeah i think it's also just different effects on the audience i pointed at matt yes and point right so yeah respectively me and then ryan because i well what i've noticed about you when we get drunk is you'll be having a really, really good time. Evan, it was that one sip, you're like, oh, I hate this. Oh. Because I know it's just one sip too many. It's like, well, it's just good.
Starting point is 00:33:34 I have to just wait this out. I just have to. Because, I mean, what am I going to do? I guess I could drink a lot of water and piss a lot. That's all you really can do. I remember in high school and in like those education classes about like alcohol and drugs. They're like, when you're drunk, there all you really can do. I remember in high school, in those education classes about alcohol and drugs, they're like, when you're drunk, there's nothing you can do.
Starting point is 00:33:49 It's kind of true. Taking a shower is not really going to help. If you're really drunk, you just have to give it time because you get it out by breathing. You can throw up. You can, yeah, and that's a great method but I wouldn't suggest convincing people. If you're really drunk, it does help, I will say.
Starting point is 00:34:06 If you made a mistake, young people are going to make mistakes. And I think there's nothing embarrassing about forcing yourself to throw up. I did it last night after you left my house. Did you? We had like five bottles of wine yesterday. And he also ate like a whole pizza. Wow. And I saw that pizza again.
Starting point is 00:34:25 And he was worried about his figure. So. And I saw that pizza again. Oh. And he was worried about his figure. You're going to hate that pizza now. No, I. Hell no. That's from Hail Mary, which is a delicious pizza place in Los Angeles. I could never hate Hail Mary. Ryan has never had Hail Mary.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Ryan would would kill Hail Mary. And when I went to bed, I left the pizza on the kitchen table. I wouldn't kill. I think you would. I think you would. I think you would kill for it. Commit cold-blooded first-degree murder. Premeditated. Piece of shit. I just get white frozen pizzas from the grocery store in Papa John's.
Starting point is 00:34:55 There's nothing wrong with that. It's your own personal taste. I just said tastes. Do you not like Papa? No, I do. I do. I just like it more. I loved it when I was a kid. Until he left. That was the biggest reason. And now that I'm like having it, but when I have it, I'm like, this isn't as good as I remember. So was it better back then? Or was I just a stupid kid and it was exactly the same pizza, but I just liked it. We talk about that a lot. We talk about that even with Super Mega.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Because let's say that someone starts watching us when they're 17 and it's really funny. And then when they're 21 or 22, they don't find it as funny. And it's like they've changed. But it's still just as funny. It's just as funny. It's never changed. It's not funnier. It's them who are the problem.
Starting point is 00:35:41 They are the problem. But I felt the same way because on 4th of July, I went and I bought those popsicles, bomb pops, where they're like the red, white, and blue ones. Yeah. And I took it out of the thing and I was like, these used to be like twice the size of this and not be as disgusting looking where like the colors bleed together. I was like, I thought these used to be like cartoon-esque beautiful popsicles. And they were like this big. And I was like, was I just smaller and they felt bigger? I think both.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Those definitely used to be big. And I think you could still get a big one in the right place. Ice cream truck, probably. Yeah, you gotta go to the right place. If you buy it in the grocery store, you're not gonna get the good shit because they're banking on people. Nobody buys those pops all the time.
Starting point is 00:36:25 It's like the kid goes by and it goes, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy. And then you have to buy them. But the product is enlarged to show detail. So you sell one box of them. You're never going to sell a second box no matter what. So it doesn't matter. But at the swimming pool,
Starting point is 00:36:40 like that's where they're going to carry these items or on the beach. Actually, the swimming pool, like I used to go when I was young, always that's where I would going to carry these items are on the beach. Actually the swimming pool, like I used to go when I was young, always that's, that's where I would eat most of my snacks. Cause you sell them. Yep.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Cause you see, you see somebody else have them and then you go, mommy, mommy, mommy, I want this now. Exactly. But if you saw a little dinker that wasn't worth a shit,
Starting point is 00:37:01 you wouldn't even notice. You wouldn't even notice that somebody had a rocket pop. No, exactly. Yeah. You just be like,. You wouldn't even notice that somebody had a rocket pop. No, exactly. Yay. You'd just be like, how do I not be that kid? Yeah, how do I not be that kid with that gross, tiny-ass popsicle? Did you make that at home with some leftover juice?
Starting point is 00:37:14 No, that's gross. So I do think that it's a mix between the two. Because I feel the same way about so many things where I'm like, did I change or did this change? Like, Trix yogurt. Papa John's is still delicious. Papa John's is really good. It's still pretty good. Unfortunately, when Papa John left the company, I boycotted them and stopped eating their pizza.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Understandable. And that's why you thought it changed as well. You were telling me that before the podcast. You're a big proponent of freedom of speech and believe that he should have stayed on board. I'm on the same page. We're on the same page lindsey just the pizza's changed for you yeah um but uh how about some ad reads nah okay jk oh shit nah jk again goober angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well.
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Starting point is 00:39:46 write them they give us like a script company secret yeah they give us like a loose script and it's like say these things and then we'll kind of like fuck around and like mix those talking points in with and use the fuck words I think yeah we do you guys do a good job of making it
Starting point is 00:40:01 entertaining even to listen to the ad so thanks like I fan over here I was drinking so much alcohol I had a whole job of making it entertaining even to listen to the ad so thanks like i fan over here i was drinking so much alcohol i had a whole bottle of wine last night ryan can you believe it yeah i can believe that's why i don't drink anymore and i couldn't get hard at all in fact i haven't been able to get hard for the longest time um what am i you know but you know what i have these blue pills and uh i took one of the blue pills and i'm still i'm hard right now did you chew on it yeah i chewed on the blue i chewed on the blue chew and i'm hard right now well the thing is actually they're not sponsoring this
Starting point is 00:40:33 episode so that would be free promotion well now i feel embarrassed because when george said last night he couldn't get hard i looked at him and i and i mouthed me too and then i realized he was doing a bit so i'm that was a bit as well, George. That was also a bit. I was doing you. Yeah. I was like being, I was giving you some material for next time. I also like this whole podcast.
Starting point is 00:40:55 I've been looking at you through the tiny half an inch crack between the microphone stand. Because Lindsey's microphone is directly in front of George's face. You're not going to be able to describe this in a way that they can understand. It perfectly, basically, like, George looks like a ninja because only his eyes are showing through. He looks like Ninja Brian. You should take a photo. He looks like Ninja the streamer.
Starting point is 00:41:12 You should take a photo of what your view is. And I'll put it up, yeah. So they understand. Because I can only see your eyes, too, but that's all I want to see. Ready? Smile. I made sure to get the Tom Brady and Son poster in the background. Yeah. Which is... Yeah, here's a picture of here's a picture of lindsey smiling too it's all eyes when it comes
Starting point is 00:41:29 to men that's nice yeah so i've really i've really enjoyed so far on this podcast i've been able to uh really just you have so beautiful face george but i've never noticed how emotive and descriptive your your eyes are so so not seeing the rest of your face but really just focusing on your eyes. And you're just a dead-eyed fucking monster. Okay, well. Thank you to our guests for coming on.
Starting point is 00:41:56 And we gotta go. Do I have dead eyes? No. We both kind of have that look. We both kind of have that heroin look to us. I'm not, you know, I don't know what that is i just get it a lot people i get that a lot too people always like is matt sick has matt been sleeping enough uh when you haven't been and no i have and you don't eat right i eat right you do eat right i don't necessarily sleep excellently, but I don't drink very much, and I don't do a lot of... Matt, look at this as an example.
Starting point is 00:42:32 I just don't exercise. So everything else I do is pretty healthy. I think I have a mentally unhealthy life, and I don't exercise. Who cares about that? But my eyes have always looked like this from day one. Sam, I've always had really dark circles. I look at a picture of myself when I was four. I had these big-ass dark circles.
Starting point is 00:42:47 And everyone's like, Matt looks like he's on chemotherapy and smokes crack. And it's like, yep, I do. What is it with these fans that are so horrible? And they just want to be mean to you and they want to crush you. But then they also want to listen and follow Why did, but then they, they also want to, um, you know, listen and follow along with everything you're doing and, and, and send you money, send you Timberlands. And, and, and, and I said, Timberlands, like Timberland, like the artist. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Timberlands. And, um, you know, they, they, uh, basically are, uh, your cuck, you know? Yeah. I think... That's how I would describe it. Well, our Patreon users are definitely our cuck. They're not cuck.
Starting point is 00:43:30 I think that I... I think a good way to describe it is I remember in elementary school I'd say, Dad, this girl is being so mean to me. And he'd say,
Starting point is 00:43:38 well, son, that's because she has a crush on you. It's because she likes you. That was never true. That was never true. Girls do that to guys? No. No. Do they not? I That was never true. That was never true. Girls do that to guys? No. Do they not? I think that's just what you tell your son. Yeah, my dad would be like,
Starting point is 00:43:50 son, this girl's being mean to you because she likes you. I thought it was only a boy thing. Do boys do that? Boys are just... Oh, yeah. Oh, they're very abusive. Very, very. High five. Boys will be boys, right? Right, George? Yeah. See? Well, you know what? It's funny. I'm very against abuse, abusing Yeah. See? Well, you know what? It's funny.
Starting point is 00:44:08 I'm very against abuse, abusing women. You're against abuse? I'm against abusing women in general. No, but okay, okay. You say that, but it's like all women, some women deserve to be abused. Like if a woman's coming at you with a gun, how am I supposed to defend myself unless I abuse her? Do you agree with this, Lindsay? I think so.
Starting point is 00:44:25 I love the people that go to the- She's twirling her hair right now like, um. I love the people that go to the outer stretches of like, you shouldn't beat women. Yeah, but what if one has a gun and is running at me? But I'm saying abusing. I didn't say beat. So I say you shouldn't abuse women. And that would be beating responsibly.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Is beating not abusive to you? Beating responsibly. If she has a gun. If she has a gun, then you're beating them responsibly. Is beating not abusive to you? Beating responsibly. If she has a gun. If she has a gun, then you're beating them responsibly. That's self-defense. What I'm saying is, but yeah, men can sometimes be known to flirt in this way. I don't know if it's right or if it's wrong, but it did work on Lindsay. No, I just assume you're going to edit all that out.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Edit all the funny bits out. Because I've listened to all your other podcasts. and I just figured that's how it goes. Have you ever listened to one of our podcasts? Boink. Yeah. I've listened to half of like four of them. That's a lie. You've listened to...
Starting point is 00:45:17 All of them. No. You've listened to two and a half. Well, I haven't even known Matt for very long. We can get into that. We really just met like last month. Um, but,
Starting point is 00:45:27 uh, and I, I wasn't really, uh, aware of, I was, I was aware of you is in equal measure. You're aware,
Starting point is 00:45:36 you know, it's hard to be aware of everyone. Oh, of course. But Matt, he was one of my cucks, you know, so he was easy to get.
Starting point is 00:45:43 He was sliding in the DM. Did he slide into your DMs? I did slide in the DMs. See, that's something that I... Matt has always been the one out of the two of us to slide into people's DMs. I'm on Twitter probably once every few days. He's making it happen. He is.
Starting point is 00:45:58 I'm apprehensive to slide in DMs, and then Lindsey started doing it, and our whole lives have changed. That's the thing is I used to feel really self-conscious. What if someone tells me to fuck off? Well, then that's the worst thing that can happen. That's pretty bad. That would be embarrassing, but the thing is, it's like, we're in this industry.
Starting point is 00:46:15 You're verified. When you're verified and you slide through the videos, it's like a great... Yeah, but journalists who have 200 followers are verified. Spit it out, Lindsay. It's like a gift from the gods. Wait, I don't read DMs because I get so much abuse through DM. Because people are too fucking cowardly to say it on a public in public
Starting point is 00:46:45 using their name or whatever or they'll create a new twitter account and just do it exactly George not epic they want to say
Starting point is 00:46:52 you fucking you fucking cuck like look at this dead deer that I gutted like you fucking like you're you know that like
Starting point is 00:47:01 as all that fucking riot and it's a conspiracy theory and I'm gonna fucking kill you and i'm gonna kill your wife and shit like that so if you don't read it it doesn't come true exactly so i turned off my twitter dms but we we get people somebody threatened to kill lindsey on a comment on one of my photos of me where because i was wearing a mask. And then he said that he was going to he said, you're such a cuck
Starting point is 00:47:26 wearing a mask. I'm going to R and M your wife. And you're not going to do anything about it. M is murder. R is rake. Can I hit her with a rake? I have a confession.
Starting point is 00:47:41 What are you guys? We were just messing around. Sorry if we caused you guys any stress that was kind of our plan to get you on the podcast was like if we make this account and harass them then they'll eventually do it but I don't know if I can ever push past the whole like going into someone's sliding into someone else's DMs
Starting point is 00:47:59 I don't know the way I did it was like well I do it to people that I'm genuinely a fan of. I'm not going to hit up fucking Jeffree Star and be like, hey, man, what's up? You did hit up Angry Joe. Well, I'm a fan of Angry Joe. Also, he never followed me back. He didn't.
Starting point is 00:48:16 But I've always been a fan of you guys. And then George one day followed me back. And I said, well, golly gosh, I should say hey. I have friends that know you and they said you're really down to earth. So I was like, oh, I'm just going to say hey. And then I don't really remember the rest. And then I just ended up on your podcast, the 100% Electronica podcast, the stream you guys do, which may I say is by far the most impressive. I talked about it already on Super Mega. It's the most impressive, cool fucking setup I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:48:48 And Ryan should go on and see that with his own two eyes. Because you guys have the 100% Electronica. We didn't even mention this. You guys are the people behind 100% Electronica. God, we should maybe do the intro again then. We can redo the intro. We'll layer all of our accolades. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Because I realize we just talked about bed bugs and didn't really get that great of an introduction welcome to the super mega cat I'm also six foot four I think that we should put that in because that's a rare height
Starting point is 00:49:14 okay I have a question for you if God came down from heaven and gave you the option to give you one just to take one of your inches yeah to give to me so I could finally be six foot even. Because he's 5'11".
Starting point is 00:49:28 Would you? Yeah. Matt, for the longest time, says he would not give up a single one of his inches to make me six foot. He'd still be well over six foot. Well, maybe not you, but somebody who's a very close friend of mine. But not me. No, no, no. That's the specific question
Starting point is 00:49:43 I have. You're going to turn around on me now? No, let me defend myself. You have more interest than he does, though. I have 511 friends who I would need to hook up first. But if it was the only option... But they're not asking you for the inch. What would you do for me? Could you throw me some of that Patreon money?
Starting point is 00:50:01 If you want. That's worth being taller. 50% of our Patreon income for an inch. Here's where I want to defend myself on this one, is unlike George, I'm only 6'2". George isn't 6'4". You'd still be over 6'1". I'd be 6'1".
Starting point is 00:50:17 That's not that much over 6'1". I want to be as tall as I possibly can. How do you think I feel? I want to be as tall as I possibly can. We're not think I feel? I want to be as tall as I possibly can. I know, but then we're not a crazy-looking dynamic duo. We're still not a crazy-looking dynamic. We're only three inches apart. I know, but then we'll only be one inch apart at that point.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Exactly. It'll be cool. No, because I want to be taller than 6'1". Why? Because I'm skinny. Here's the thing, Ryan. I'm really skinny, and if I'm not... If you gave me that inch, you know how much weight would drop off?
Starting point is 00:50:43 All of my weight would just drop off. I wouldn't have tits anymore. But maybe I like those. Shit, man. Maybe that's what I like about you. You just gotta be comfortable in the skin you're in because it's not gonna change. God's not gonna come down. He's not interested in how tall you are.
Starting point is 00:50:59 I thought you were gonna say that you would put the inch somewhere else. God most definitely cares about how tall you are. Would you, George, would you give put the inch somewhere else. God most definitely cares about height. Would you, George, would you give up one inch of height for an inch of penis? Yeah, I'd give up an inch of height for a millimeter. So wait, would you give up an inch of height for an inch of penis? For an inch of my penis? Oh.
Starting point is 00:51:20 In you? What? Like, well, this is a weird situation because I'd be more willing to give you an inch of penis than an inch of height like you're gonna give me an inch of penis or you're giving me an inch of your penis I'm giving you an inch of my height to add to your penis length because height
Starting point is 00:51:39 then outwardly that makes you more attractive and me less attractive but the penis thing would only I still think being over 6 foot makes you as hot as fuck, dude. Okay, Ryan, you know what? Just give me one of those inches. Six foot. I'll concede.
Starting point is 00:51:49 I'll be six one, he can be six foot. There you go. But you don't strike me as someone... You got what you want. You don't give off under six foot energy. A lot of men do. I have a hunch. Most people...
Starting point is 00:51:58 Because I'm at my desk a lot. Aren't most people under six feet? Yes. So what do you mean under six foot energy? Isn't that just normal? Well, all men see what I have to put up with. This is why I want that inch. I want to stop being made fun of by these tall people.
Starting point is 00:52:11 He's throwing shade like really cryptically. Yes. As he tends to do. He's like, you don't really give off under six foot energy. But you know how, George, you and me, you know how there's like this under six foot energy. He's just throwing that shade. Ryan, if you can organize a surgery to take an inch off of my height and give it to you, I swear to Christ I'll do it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Okay, but I'm not paying for anything. Okay. I think you could probably do it with 50% Patreon money. I'll find some loophole in your words to be like an inch of your height. Does that mean like... I go ahead and protect myself. Your surgery where they take just some of your fat and add it to my elbow.
Starting point is 00:52:47 What fat do I have? My shoulder. That's not true, actually. You heard it here first, Cucks. If you donate to the Patreon, we're going to open Matt up and put him inside of Ryan once and for all.
Starting point is 00:52:59 They're going to shrink me down and put me inside Ryan, which will make him a little bit taller. But again, being 6'4", you wouldn't give up one of your inches for me. No.
Starting point is 00:53:06 You would. No, listen. What about less than an inch? Because I probably don't even need a full inch to make me 6'4". I would give half an inch to you in a heartbeat. Would you give half an inch to me in a heartbeat? You'd be 6'3 1⁄2". That's really tall.
Starting point is 00:53:16 Then I would finally be 6'0". Really? You're only a half inch off? Probably. No, no, no. If you gave six, if you gave half an inch and he gave half an inch. How tall are you? Like 5'3".
Starting point is 00:53:29 She can spare an inch. Give me, would you be 5'2 for him to be six foot? No. How much of a difference is 5'2 and 5'3? It's awful.
Starting point is 00:53:37 I already can't reach like the second shelf in the kitchen. Do you feel like you're ever just an inch off of something? I feel like I'm a couple inches off. See, then 5'2 and 5'3 wouldn't be much.
Starting point is 00:53:47 It wouldn't matter. Look at how my muscles have atrophied. You know, it'd be a lot easier if you were an inch shorter, you'd probably be 10 pounds lighter. I could lift you up a little bit better. Because when she needs to reach something in the top shelf, you're going to have to use the stairs anyway. The stairs to the top shelf? There's, yeah, little portable stairs. A stool.
Starting point is 00:54:09 You know what you should get? One of those machines that goes up? Yeah, but also one of those things in libraries, like the rolling ladder for your cabinet so you can climb up and be like, oh, I need some spice. I'm going to climb up. I get a spatula and I just kind of have to whack things off.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Like a cat. Like a cat, yeah. You should get one of those... You know they have them in the Toys R Us or Walmart, the little claws? Yeah, the little like... Oh, I need that. Some of them look like dinosaur heads? Or shark heads, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:43 No. Those are sick. That's what I need. Or shark heads, yeah. No. Those are sick. I think that's what you need. You know what? I don't want to... Oh, I was just going to say, or we could all give an inch to Lindsay. No, then I'd be 5'10". That's bad news for me.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Come on, Ryan. No. I would never get any respect again if I was 5'10". Three inches for Lindsay. Come on, Ryan. No. I'm never having, I would never get any respect again if I was 5'10". Three inches for Lindsay. I'll give one. No, if Lindsay could reach the Cheez-Its and the cookies
Starting point is 00:55:12 that I hide on the top shelf, then we would never have Cheez-Its and cookies when we need them. Just hide them somewhere else. Get a safe. Get a gun safe and put them in there.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Do you have hot and spicy Cheez-Its? Extra toasty Cheez-Its? I like the regular kind. See, I like extra toasty cheez-its i like the regular kind see i like extra toasty extra toasty where i'm where i'm living that kind extra toasty like you could make them at home if you just put cheez-its in the microwave for a couple hours but if you uh the ones that come in the box are really good they're crispy they're crunchy you were saying something before i yeah i'm just feel self-conscious because I don't really like to, like, I've been using the word cuck a lot lately because it sounds like fuck. And people call me beta cuck a lot on the internet, you know?
Starting point is 00:56:00 So I've just started, you know, I'm trying to take the word back. so I've just started you know I'm trying to like take the word back but I don't I don't want to come off as somebody who you know like calls people a cuck you know in real life you know what I'm saying that would make you a fucking real cuck then well you know what I'm saying it's like
Starting point is 00:56:16 we used to say it at the beginning of Supermega before the alt-right took it they took it away they did so I want to reclaim it because there's nothing wrong with watching your wife have sex with another man. Absolutely not. While browsing Reddit
Starting point is 00:56:28 for Pepe memes. Exactly. So there's nothing wrong with that. And I'm going, that's okay to them. Exactly. Yeah. There's nothing wrong
Starting point is 00:56:35 with that scenario. If you use the language, you might get misinterpreted. We're always, we're very concerned about how we're misinterpreted because... Do you feel like you're responsible for the misinterpretation. We're always, we're very concerned about how we're misinterpreted because Do you feel like you're responsible for the misinterpretation of others?
Starting point is 00:56:49 That's a good question. Do I feel like I'm? Yeah. Like, do you feel like the person who is being misinterpreted is responsible for the misinterpretation that others derive from their work and stuff like that? You mean like, do I feel responsible when I'm misinterpreted from what I'm doing? Yes. Yeah. Okay. No, that's what I'm sayinginterpreted from what I'm doing? Yes. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:06 No, that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm saying, I think it's important to just, you know, people listening to this thing might not know me. And it's kind of like, you know, you guys can say it because they have a lot of background about you and, you know, we're all just trying to fit in. They know we're all right trolls. Right. But Vaporwave in particular, you particular you know vaporwave has a history you know this genre of music that we dabble in has a has a long and storied history of a bunch
Starting point is 00:57:31 of like it got co-opted by the alt-right and there was a whole uh there was a whole sub-genre called fash wave where it was like they take donald trump i remember and put donald trump speeches over top of slow down music and they call that they call that a song and people were like you know using I remember. we've been with the label 100 electronica we've made a really concerted and focused like actually trying to effort to just change the vibe um because in the beginning like between 2012 and 2014 everything was pretty chill and then you know some of the bigger artists in the scene got kind of controversial and the other the previously biggest uh you know, some of the bigger artists in the scene got kind of controversial. And the other, the previously biggest, you know, the artists from the previous wave kind of went into hiding. And then, you know, now we're trying to make everybody be nice to each other again.
Starting point is 00:58:39 I just wanted to say, you know, I'm not one of these vapor cucks. But, you know, I'm just at the same time, like I'm not an aggressive kind of like hateful person. I just, you know, I've got a sense of a dry sense of humor and I'm just trying to fit in with the boys and be funny. George, I appreciate you saying that. And I, and then putting the blame onto us saying you're just trying to fit in with these, these edgy white men. So if they're canceled, put it on them, not me.
Starting point is 00:59:06 But I think that people... I think you can get canceled for cuck, but I just think, you know, that word... I think now everybody kind of says it as a thing, but when I first heard it, it's because people are calling... They're calling a snowflake beta cuck. Well, they took it away from people like my father, who it used to accurately describe, and now it's to accurately describe. And now it's just thrown around. Now you can't even use it.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Exactly. Yeah, now it just means that you're like a herb. Yeah, it just means that you vote Baloo. It no longer means watching your wife. Yeah, you vote for Baloo from the table. But if people are listening to this and this is your first time finding out about Lindsay and George I go in the description
Starting point is 00:59:47 there's gonna be some links there they have an incredible label they both make incredible music in fact George is currently he's been releasing some singles and he's about to drop
Starting point is 00:59:56 a full album with Nick Hexum who is the lead singer of 311 so that album you guys have been making it's called Aurora Summer is it
Starting point is 01:00:03 is it called Aurora Summer? no that's just the name of one of the songs I thought that was the whole we were talking about this you had had a bottle and a half of wine but we were talking about this yesterday so we weren't talking about it then well just because
Starting point is 01:00:18 we put all the singles up together under one release when we released Aurora Summer as a single we put all the other singles along with it so that people when they listen to the new single which was called Aurora Summer and the next song that plays on Spotify is like the previous single then the one you know instead of just playing one and then going on Shuffle and playing some other artists we're trying to get those micro payments so we came up with this idea to be like every time we
Starting point is 01:00:43 release a single put the other song with it even though we've already released it so we came up with this idea to be like every time we release a single put the other song with it even though we've already released it so we've been seeing some other people do that and that's like a kind of a brilliant idea if you start thinking about it right but we've released so many singles from this album when we did Aurora Summer it clicked over to five and that's when a single turns into an
Starting point is 01:01:00 EP so then it put it up there as like a proper release instead of just the single. Oh, okay. And it says Aurora Summer EP. And so everybody thinks it's like, that's what we've been building up to. People who aren't paying a lot of attention don't even know that there's an album coming out.
Starting point is 01:01:14 They think, hey, I really love the EP. It's really good. But the album, it just doesn't have a name. It's self-titled. It's George Clanton and Nick Hexum is the name of the album. And Aurora Summer is just the opening track. It's a banger, though. It is. It is.-titled. It's George Clinton and Nick Hexum is the name of the album. And Aurora Summer is just the opening track. Okay. It's a banger, though.
Starting point is 01:01:27 It is. It is. It really is. The entire project is incredibly nostalgic yet futuristic. It's good memories from the future and the past being together. That's the way I feel about it. But just the fact that you've been making stuff with the lead singer of 311 is very admirable and cool
Starting point is 01:01:48 because growing up, first that I ever put on my iPod shuffle was 311. That's awesome. Because it came up in my sister's iTunes library first. Do you think that your fans, your listeners, do you think that your demographic knows 311? Oh, absolutely. Oh, yeah? Absolutely. Okay. Because of
Starting point is 01:02:04 Eric Andre? Yeah, probably because of Eric Andre. Investigate 311. That's awesome. Do you know 311? Oh, absolutely. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Because of Eric Andre? Yeah, probably because of Eric Andre. Investigate 311. That's awesome. Do you know 311, Ryan? You sing their song to me all the time, right? The one you always go, do you know 311? I'm like, I don't know. The seventh time this week, do you know 311?
Starting point is 01:02:20 And then I'm like, I don't know, and then you sing that, I can't remember what the song is. Beautiful Disaster? Yes. Amber? Amber. Amber. I can't remember what the song is. Beautiful Disaster? Amber? Amber. Amber. Amber's the color of your energy. Good shit. Good shit, though.
Starting point is 01:02:34 So before we wrap this up. He's a genius. Thank you. You're going to wrap it? I thought we were just getting warmed up. How long have we been going? What? You only do one advertisement?
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Starting point is 01:04:02 Air Transat. Travel moves us. Okay, I'm legitimately interested just because I know the way I creatively go about creating stuff. And I've never personally created music or made music. I've just been, I just watch people who do and so when you're making music and when you start off is it this feeling you get and you try to express that through music or do you like is it just a thought like how how how how does one just create music because like i can't wrap my head around it because it seems from my perspective it's way too complicated to even try to even make a cohesive idea. But how do you get to the point where, like, you've gotten to where you are?
Starting point is 01:04:51 I want to hear both you guys answer that. Yeah, you want to take that one first, Lindsay? That's a really good question. Yeah, I guess it does seem kind of hard to imagine how you end up with a song. From a dumb-dumb like me who doesn't make music. I think that most of the time I'm just playing around with different sounds that I like and
Starting point is 01:05:09 imagining, okay, well what kind of melody could this sound good doing or like, just playing around. And sometimes it's like you can just hear a song in your head that you make up and then it's a lot easier to, it's just kind of like that you make up and then it's a lot easier to kind of it's just
Starting point is 01:05:25 kind of like if you had an idea for a story and then you just went to write it down but then like stuff changes as you go along so like you have the idea i guess of the mood or tone in your head and then as you're making it like have you ever had a project where it turned out to be to sound completely different than from what you originally had in mind, for example? Or does it always stay consistent? No, yeah, it always kind of changes. And sometimes I don't even have an idea of what it's going to be when I start
Starting point is 01:05:56 because I'm not always inspired. So sometimes you just have to start just shooting things out. Just banging keys. like shooting the shit like how see what sticks yeah yeah it's your i think a lot of people you know have an idea and and chase it but it's not you know so it's a different answer 100 different people 100 different for everyone i guess i ask because when it comes to visual art, whether it's sketches that we work on
Starting point is 01:06:26 or music videos, I can visualize the mood and the tone in my head. But with music, there's no visual to go along with that, at least in my head. There's a sound,
Starting point is 01:06:35 but I can't visually kind of craft it. So I'm just interested how that process is. I'm sure a lot of people can kind of maybe even visualize a scene of a movie in their head and then write music to match that. You know, there's a lot of different,
Starting point is 01:06:50 it's just going to depend on what type of personality you have, I think. But for me, I don't, I can't either. And if I have a song, if I'm in the shower and I have a song in my head, like maybe I'll write a song in the shower, but I'll just leave it there because there is no way, me personally, like Lindsey can, but I can't take a song from in my head and put it on paper
Starting point is 01:07:15 because I put it on the computer, you know, make it, write it, compose it. I don't have enough skill to, there's no pipeline there. Okay. So the way that I make music is I basically... I don't know how to play piano. I don't know how...
Starting point is 01:07:35 I don't even know fingerings, like fingering positions, like how you hold your hands, basically, on what key intervals. Shit's hard. Here's the white key and then here's the black you know what i'm saying i don't even know about that so what i do is i just kind of like lindsey said work with a sound that i like so basically like if you have a like if you
Starting point is 01:07:56 have a casio keyboard at the kmart you know and you're going through presets 0 through 99 like you know we're doing that all the time with all of our different synthesizers maybe we'll have like an hundreds of thousands of patches at this point on our computer more than you could ever really more than you could ever explore and so that we just collect from different sources that's another whole conversation so a big part of what i do me personally is I I'm digging like a like a like a like somebody who makes beats would dig through old vinyl records to look for like a new break or a new sample to like loop and like wrap over top of like I'm doing that with like obscure and rare like synthesizer sounds or maybe they're not even rare but just that inspire me and so i've
Starting point is 01:08:45 collected like hundreds of thousands of them and then i'll just start moving my almost random at random moving my fingers on the keys until i kind of hit something that almost sounds like something like a chord like it's like you'll just around until you feel it's like oh you hear those three notes together like oh it's three notes together you're like oh that's something like that like i build on that when you when i picture a chef mixing ingredients all of a sudden he goes exactly exactly yeah it's same as a painting i mean like you're mixing colors uh and like putting shit on the canvas and you're like oh okay i like that i'll keep going with that that's it if you take your colors and you mix it and you start putting it on a,
Starting point is 01:09:27 on a, on a canvas and you're just doing it randomly just from like maybe what looks good from a color. Like this is pretty, this is kind of an interesting mix. And I, I'm interested in how the, if you're making an abstract painting,
Starting point is 01:09:38 for example, and it's like, this is interesting how this red blends into this blue, you know? And then all of a sudden maybe you can kind of see, oh, this is making it kind of like a psychedelic cave. And then you finish it and it becomes a cave. That's how I have to start.
Starting point is 01:09:52 I'm basically just throwing up paint. And then when it starts to look like something, then I can shape it. But only then. And I write lyrics after, you know, I'll come up with a vocal melody once I have the song afterwards. I can't do what I think great songw a vocal melody once I have the song afterwards. I can't do what I think great songwriters do, which is write the song in their mind and then put it down.
Starting point is 01:10:11 And then translate it. Yeah. But I find something even like really cool about that method, because that's kind of the method a lot of what we do in the editing room is. Yeah, we don't know. Well, sometimes we'll
Starting point is 01:10:26 have we'll have shot something and we won't really like it at we'll just kind of be like what the fuck is but then in the editing room we'll fuck around with it and get it to the point where it's like oh shit we made something that we're proud of yeah and if you if if like just looking at judging by like just what we had shot to like putting it together what we ended up with it's like oh we never even imagined that this would have been that uh so it's kind of the same thing and do you when you write lyrics do you uh because i'm not like a musician by any means but if i have to write lyrics oh that's not true listen to this i go i'll come up with just like a little rhythm like i'll sing gibberish to what sounds good. And then I'll fill in the gibberish with like, oh, I could put that word there.
Starting point is 01:11:09 We totally do that. I hear you doing it. Really? Is it ever hard just not to make that the song? There's no artists that do. Well, there's scat artists, but. I actually kind of like do like half murmur, like, you know, like... Throw in some words.
Starting point is 01:11:28 And then I just listen to it, and I'm like, what does this sound like I'm saying? And then I get, like, an idea. It's crazy, because we developed our... When I met Lindsay, she had already made a few albums, and me too. And when we met each other we make music I feel like in a really unusual way and
Starting point is 01:11:50 it's pretty much exactly the same yeah it's so weird because I do the same thing so I say when I am asked in an interview or something I describe it as I'm freestyling and basically I'll just freestyle over the music as it hits me.
Starting point is 01:12:09 If I get into the zone, I go, okay, I'm feeling it now. And I'll put the headphones on. You have the same microphone. And I start singing into it. Do you use this one? Yeah. Oh, really? I use this one half the time.
Starting point is 01:12:19 And then I have another one. Deep off in the brain. Huh? Do you get all Travis Scott on there? Maybe. Are you sicko Scott on there? Maybe. Are you a sicko mode on there? You're a sicko mode when you make music? I'm more like the sad boy crybaby sicko mode.
Starting point is 01:12:32 But I'll be saying stuff that I don't really even realize it makes sense. But it might be something there. And then I'll go back like there there's a like in my plug my fan club in my fan club I have like everyone listening should join right you fucking you know c-word so if you um cook you know that's oh oh oh thank God dude I thought you said the other secret. Woo! You can go, I have the recordings that I post of me doing it. And it's like, it starts off like, Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, Because if I listen to anyone else's lyrics, in my mind, it's like, oh, yeah, they know what that means.
Starting point is 01:13:28 That just means something. But if I wrote lyrics that made no sense, I'm sure people would listen and be like, oh, yeah, those are lyrics. That makes sense. But to me, I'd be like, I hate this. These aren't real lyrics. The less sense that they make, the more I like them. Because they do make sense, but they... This is how I feel about it and it's obviously it's different for everybody but when i go back it's like holy shit this whole song is about this thing that's going on in my life and i don't even
Starting point is 01:13:58 realize it until i'm done freestyling it it's like you get into another realm and maybe your subconscious is writing it. It kind of spills out. And it might be kind of a safety mechanism that I developed early on because it's so embarrassing to like try to write lyrics. Yeah, it is. I hate it. It's so cringy. It is because I'm like, oh, God, people are going to hear this and just cringe.
Starting point is 01:14:20 If you don't have anything to say, you know, when you're getting started, I think that that's like the biggest hurdle, because even though it's obviously terrible, when people are getting started and they're making music, they think it's good. Everybody does. Everybody thinks that their first song sounds awesome. They're like, you know, you know, and they'll be like, oh, listen. Hey, would you mind, mind like listening to my song give me some feedback and you know and that's the whole thing and they'll send it to us and they'll be like what do you do you think that this could be on 100 electronica you know and they'll be like i'm 15 and i i've been making music for almost a whole year now and um i just bought my first
Starting point is 01:15:03 midi keyboard you know they'll be explaining it's like well that's how I was when I was 15 you know yeah but um you know you got a lot obviously have a long way to go and one of the hard parts is how do you write lyrics if you don't have you know if you're not a poet or you don't you feel like you have anything to say so I think that I started off with you know some different exercises and one of them is just kind of like just letting it flow out of you but then you go back and my my latest solo album slide it's like 80 of those lyrics are just freestyled um and then if there's something about it and a lot of them are first take vocal takes but that's really crazy that's really that's insane like dumb the song dumb is that's the first song
Starting point is 01:15:48 I ever found of yours yeah that song is freestyled and first vocal take really that's so insane I want to go back and listen to that
Starting point is 01:15:54 it's really good that vocal take is like so good and it almost y'all's album's on my wall on my bedroom
Starting point is 01:16:02 cause when I came over to the studio and you guys gave me those vinyls, I was like, I don't need to put vinyls on my wall. They're beautiful. They're really high quality. The way you guys produce, like how Negi Jimmy's vinyl, like the album is like shiny. I don't know how to describe it.
Starting point is 01:16:18 It's like the cover is foil board. Foil board. It's pretty beautiful. I printed it on like aluminum cardstock. So even the print on the back, the photograph on the back has this like crazy metallic. Yeah, I know. Foil board. It's pretty beautiful. I printed it on like aluminum cardstock so even the print on the back, the photograph on the back has this like
Starting point is 01:16:28 Yeah, no, I love it. Same with the FM Skyline one. And also for those who, actually I can tie two worlds together. Dan Mason. Dan Mason, the person who,
Starting point is 01:16:38 their song, Every Time I Cry. Nothing matters. No, which one do you use? Every Time I Cry. Oh, Every Time I Cry. That's a theme song, the current theme song
Starting point is 01:16:45 to our podcast and if you remember all those old ass Super Mega videos with that vaporwave music like the do do do do also Dan Mason
Starting point is 01:16:52 yeah and Dan Mason is on your label 100% Electronica that's true so kind of a weird coincidence it's all yeah well not really
Starting point is 01:17:01 I mean I think that you know you added me on Twitter I think it's pretty logical like how these things take place you know
Starting point is 01:17:10 it's just like a small world like if you're into if you're into this kind of thing one thing leads to another you know and Frank was our first I know he's not 100% but he was our first friend
Starting point is 01:17:18 we made out in LA and we moved out here it was Frank yep yeah another person that you reached out to yeah that's right well Frank Frank kind of reached out to. Yeah, that's right. Well,
Starting point is 01:17:25 Frank, Frank kind of reached out to me. Frank's just, I thought Frank was this massive celebrity and I was so scared to talk to him. And then he reached out and was so nice. Now, would you describe Frank is down to earth? Very.
Starting point is 01:17:35 Well, he's on it. He's on earth, but down to Mars. Yeah. I love Frank. He's down to some unnamed planet in a different solar system. I could just watch YouTube videos with him all day.
Starting point is 01:17:45 He always has a good playlist of good shit to watch. Frank's great. Frank is easy to get along with. He can get along with anybody. You could sit him down with like a horrible dictator and they'd have fun together. Like they'd get along. He'd be like, yeah, that's cool. I guess I see like, I guess like, you know, having like people people like a million people in your army it's
Starting point is 01:18:05 it's actually like if you look at these frequencies and if you take shroom yeah it's really fascinating uh neo neo-capitalism and like it's just so fucking weird he always comes over he came over recently because we did a music video for him and he was like asking us he was like have you guys ever looked into some super long scientific word frequencies and i was like, have you guys ever looked into some super long scientific word frequencies? And I was like, no, I haven't. Of course I haven't. No one has except you. He's the one that gave us the fun fact, though, that the person who coined the term meme was Richard Dawkins, which I thought was crazy.
Starting point is 01:18:39 He was on the second episode of our podcast. Yep. 200 episodes ago from this one. Wow. Wow. Wow. Damn, podcast. Yep. 200 episodes ago from this one. Wow. Wow. Wow. Damn, son. Yeah. Frank's a wild dude. Frank's brain is like a
Starting point is 01:18:51 fried egg in the best way possible. Like those 90s commercials. Yeah. Frank's brain is the after of those commercials. But he's the rare example of where it's not bad, where it's good. Does that make sense? Yeah. He's woke. Yeah, he's super woke. But he's the rare example of where it's not bad where it's good does that make sense yeah he's woke yeah he's super woke he's but he's woke on like other terms of like universal wokeness
Starting point is 01:19:12 like a fried egg made by a celebrity chef yes yes that who prays to a god that definitely exists and while the celebrity chef was carrying the egg to go put it on the plate, he tripped and a wormhole opened up and the egg went through like five dimensions and then came back out on the other side a little bit different. And now it can talk, has a personality, has a mind of its own. A mustache.
Starting point is 01:19:34 And you have to respect it. Even though you want to eat that egg, it's your new friend. I want to eat that egg. Frank's that egg that you want to eat but can't because you have so much respect for it. Exactly. Now, listen, I've got to actually, that makes me think of something because when Ariel Pink was on our podcast last week, he was having a little bit of a manic episode.
Starting point is 01:19:58 Really? Oh, yeah. Did you watch it? I watched a little bit. I would never guess Ariel Pink would have a manic episode. Well, I guess it's hard to tell when he's on and when he's off but that was a joke like absolutely see okay so um and he was talking about um as we typically do we we're getting into reptilians and and stuff like that well when adam's around which she's on every episode
Starting point is 01:20:24 that's what's gonna happen right yeah so we were talking about reptilians and stuff like that. Well, when Adam's around. Which he's on every episode. That's what's going to happen. Right. So we were talking about reptilians and conspiracies and whatnot. And I just, I had this great idea. So I want to, you know, I can't talk about it right now. But, you know, you never know who's going to be listening. Because it might be a show producer who goes, this guy's got ideas. You know, I can tell his idea is really good.
Starting point is 01:20:44 So I wanted to, have you guys ever gotten tapped by Adult Swim or anybody over there producing cartoons? Never Adult Swim. Adult Swim has sent us free boxes of goodies for games that they want us to promote or play. So they're aware of you. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:21:04 We've been tapped by Sony TV, but we never returned their call. What happened with that? Did we not? Was that our fault? That was our fault, yeah. Oh my God. Dude.
Starting point is 01:21:13 The opportunity's not gone. It's just... It might be. I mean, it could be. It was the reality TV department, though. The unscripted department. But could you imagine us like... Well, we can't do anything with COVID, really. They wanted us to be on 90 day fiance could you imagine a travel a travel
Starting point is 01:21:28 thing a travel survival thing with you and i dude i've been watching naked and afraid we if you and i need to be on a show like naked and afraid we have to survive in like the maldives for like 21 days naked but this is another tangent we were on a a separate tangent. I like that one. As adults, when I explain to you. No, absolutely not. No, no, no. Because your show is, like, when I was watching it, I mean, so when I came on your podcast, the first five minutes I met you guys, Adam said, here, smoke this marijuana. And I said, oh, that'll calm me down. I don't know these guys.
Starting point is 01:22:01 I'm going on a live podcast. I'm a little nervous. So I smoked a joint with Adam. And I didn't realize that it. I'm going on a live podcast. I'm a little nervous. So I smoked a joint with Adam. And I didn't realize that it was strong. Cryptochron. It was pretty much like PCP. And I took it.
Starting point is 01:22:15 And you guys are like, all right, Matt, nice to meet you. Come have a seat on the couch with all these cameras. And I sat down. And that was one of those rare times where you're just too high. And I was like, my heart was pounding. Was it apparent that he was too high? Yeah, you're like the cat with like when you dropped a piece of ham on the top of its head. You know that?
Starting point is 01:22:29 Because you have a huge monitor to read all the chat and every comment was like, what the fuck? Matt's so blazed. And I was trying not to. And I'm trying not to look high, but my eyes are just bright pink. And you can go back and watch it on your channel on YouTube. Yeah, and then we got him to do poppers and then his little hands were like shaking like a goddamn cryptkeeper or something. Yeah, because then we got him to do poppers and then his little hands were like shaking
Starting point is 01:22:45 like a goddamn Crypt Keeper or something. Yeah, because Adam, the other guy on their stream, he's really into like video synthesizing and VHS stuff and he uses, you know, poppers are a chemical used to clean like VHS heads. He doesn't clean shit. Yeah, he doesn't.
Starting point is 01:22:59 But they offered me poppers on the podcast. I was like, sure. And this was really expensive, really nice poppers, the champagne of poppers. $38 popper. And I was already really blazed and I did that
Starting point is 01:23:08 and I went blind for a second. You can see my face. Oh my God. If you go back and watch it, I'm like, I was, I almost, you looked at me,
Starting point is 01:23:16 you're like, are you okay? Yeah, I had to get him some Cheez-Its. And Soylent. Yeah, that really helped. Thank you for that.
Starting point is 01:23:22 You're welcome. What was I saying that led to this though? Take care of my babies. I was saying saying that led to this, though? Take care of my babies. I was saying something that led into the whole talk about... Oh, Adult Swim. I was saying that whole podcast. Like, I could see Adult Swim picking this up as a show or something on their internet website. And you know what I'm wondering is, does their internet platform if I was
Starting point is 01:23:47 to live on their internet platform I feel like maybe we would start off with a little bit of a bigger audience but you're going to have a capped growth potential because you don't have that like Twitch YouTube availability. I'm just guessing. Don't you think that's
Starting point is 01:24:04 right? If like you're on their website? If you go live on their website, you're not simulcasting on Twitch. You guys could be the first. You could work out a deal with them. It's like, this is Adult Swim, but it's going to be on their platform. That would be excellent.
Starting point is 01:24:16 I would love to do that. That's what they got to do. I know they want to promote their own platform, but if they want the most numbers. Well, there's a lot of money to be made in Twitch now. You could take up the mantle that Dr. Disrespect left. Exactly. Do that. That's probably
Starting point is 01:24:29 You don't know who that is? I do. I don't know who he is. I know that he got kicked out for some reason. I know what he looks like. He looks like the guy who says Ooh, you touch my tra-la-la. It was big in Twitter moments, man. It was huge in Twitter moments. No longer on Twitch. But all I'm saying is that's millions of dollars.
Starting point is 01:24:48 There's millions in Twitch. We knew somebody. Not for us, though. I think you've got to be like screaming at Fortnite to be number one. You don't have to be screaming at Fortnite. Yes, we scream at video games, and we're very successful, but you can be the first person to just be true. Yes, we scream at video games. We're very successful.
Starting point is 01:25:08 But I think that you guys have a very good niche, a very good place with your stream. And honestly, if you guys take one thing away from this podcast, it's go watch the 100% Electronica stream. Does the stream have a name? It's got a terrible name. We call it
Starting point is 01:25:24 The Big Stream. That's what I thought. I love that, though. Go watch the big stream. Link will be in the description every Thursday. At 5 p.m. Pacific time. Y'all get cool-ass guests, like Ariel Pink.
Starting point is 01:25:33 This week we're supposed to have, well, this probably won't go up until it's already happened. Yeah. This is next week's episode. We're getting confirmation today. If the flight doesn't get canceled, then Small Black. You know Small Black?
Starting point is 01:25:49 I don't, actually. Okay. Kind of a seminal chill wave band. They've been around for a long time and have some kind of iconic chill wave albums. They're going to be on the stream this week, and then next week you're going to be on. Maybe when they're listening to this you'll be on the same day. Yeah, so I'm going to be going on
Starting point is 01:26:11 what's the day? July 23rd? I thought it was the 27th. I thought it was the day I got back from South Carolina. It's Thursday. It's the day that my album comes out. Okay, so look up when George's album comes out. It's in the 20th of July.
Starting point is 01:26:28 And it's going to be fun. It's the last Thursday in July. Okay, the last Thursday in July. There you go. Perfect. And it's probably, we could say, quote, this Thursday when this thing goes live. If they're listening to it. This coming Thursday. You guys should both come. You should, you got to come see this setup.
Starting point is 01:26:44 I think that... I'd love to. It would blow Ryan's mind. I don't know. But I also... I think you have to be a big fan to be like as much as he is. Well, even if I didn't know who you guys were, I'd be blown away. They have a live stream that plays their music 24-7.
Starting point is 01:27:00 I watched your episode. No, not that live stream. They have a separate one with a camera in their studio where with chat commands, you can move the camera and change the speed of the music and like zoom in and turn lights on and off. Like neon lights and little alarm lights. So just by watching the live stream, you can like 24-7 like change the colors of the lights. And it's really cool. And we use that as the soundtrack to the show because we have the rights to play it back. You know, you can't play music that you don't have permission to. So we use that as the soundtrack to the show because we have the rights to play it back. You know how you can't play music that you don't have permission to?
Starting point is 01:27:27 So we use that as the background. But then people, because our 24-hour stream is 100% camera on Twitch, and our weekly streams are 100% electronica. So, oh my God. Did you forget something? Is it Tuesday or Monday? It's Monday. Oh my god. Monday?
Starting point is 01:27:48 Thank god it's Monday. I thought it was Tuesday for a second. Well, what's Tuesday? Tuesday's just another stream that goes live at 5 and it's 5 now. So I was like, oh my god. I keep forgetting to set these streams up for the other people. Hey, welcome to our life. Well, thankfully, I know every Monday is the day that I decide to pick up Lego's poop from the from the yard.
Starting point is 01:28:09 So it is Monday. Lego's a dog? Yes. He has a beautiful dog. Looks like it looks like if you were to take a wolf and genetically enhance it to be like he's a blonde German shepherd. He's a fully blonde German shepherd. He's very, very big, pointy ears, like goofy face. I love him. Well, of course, he's my dog. I mean,y ears he has like goofy face i love him well
Starting point is 01:28:25 of course he's my dog i mean what am i gonna say he's i hate him he sucks i wish i didn't own him some people say that i love big wolf dogs he's you gotta show her a picture i'm gonna show you all a picture i'm gonna be one of those people hey look at my doggo my dog can i pet your heckin dog if i can find a picture where i don't make them look stupid on purpose no you those are the best pictures though or or or where no you were telling me though other people you're planning to get on your podcast and i don't want to spoil anything but i i think people should start subscribing and tuning in because yeah we got some feelers out but it's definitely going to be more especially when coronavirus uh it's going to be a while, but I think that it would be so much easier to have people on if people were touring.
Starting point is 01:29:09 If they're in LA. Coming through, yeah. It would just, because a lot of our friends, some of our friends that would be willing to kind of help us out, big name friends that would want to help us out in this kind of formative time for the make or break time for the podcast as we're growing, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:26 Would want to like, because you could say, oh, we've had this for strangers. Oh my goodness. I'm looking at Lego right now. Oh, he's cute. What a cutie. Get a lot of tail from that thing.
Starting point is 01:29:38 Oh, hell yeah. You know he does shit. I watch it sometimes. It's crazy. You have to clean out the asshole. Did you know that? No, it's a thing that groomers have to do. Oh, they have to drain it.
Starting point is 01:29:48 No, I know that because Billy, the kitten I currently possess, he has a swollen asshole that smells really bad. It's because it needs to be. It's because you did that thing. Oh, gosh. Okay. But continue what you were saying, George, about big-name friends helping out the podcast. Oh, well, you you know it would be easier like Kanye
Starting point is 01:30:06 we go way back but you know to have people on and because there's only so many people in LA we haven't been in LA that long and ever since we've been in LA we haven't been really social just been really busy because like last year just you know all
Starting point is 01:30:24 the things that are going on, it's been a busy time for us. And we always keep saying, Oh, well, let's go be socialites at some point. But then we just, I just take on another job basically. But grinding, like, I don't want to sound like, yo, you get grinding dude. Yeah. It's, it's, I'm a workaholic. Well, it's, you know, I'm trying to stack this paper before the world ends, which is just around the corner, right around the corner. Yeah. I'm trying to stack this paper before the world ends, which is just around the corner. Just right around the corner, yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:47 Yeah, that's what I tell my parents. They're like, don't you want to come home? And I'm like, don't you want to relax? But I don't know. You get this fear of if you stop the machine, then you'll become irrelevant and you won't be able to make it. Wow, it's almost. We had this talk at the end of last week in our kitchen for like
Starting point is 01:31:07 30 minutes. And at the end of every podcast for the past month. Literally, you can't take a break. When you have such an amazing platform or presence, how can you not be excited about it? It's the dream that we always wanted
Starting point is 01:31:24 and now we have it. There's something weird about COVID that's made me just lose so much motivation. I'm going home for a break. It's going to be a refresher. Ryan's going to try crack for the first time. That's going to be a refresher. We're going to come back stronger and better than ever.
Starting point is 01:31:39 I believe it. Also, your fan club, I started signing up the other night and then I realized that I got to the credit card part, and I realized I didn't have my credit card, but I promise you today I'm going to sign up. What are you going to do when you're a member of the fan club? Go into the Discord.
Starting point is 01:31:54 Yeah, I'll be in the Discord. No, the perks of your fan club are so fucking cool, though. You got to just, I don't know if you want to interact with the Discord. I would definitely interact with the Discord. But you got to just come in there and see what's interact with the discord. I would definitely interact with yourself, but you gotta, you gotta just come in there and see what's good with the discord because sometimes, um, yeah,
Starting point is 01:32:11 it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's great. There's a lot going on in there. And, um,
Starting point is 01:32:16 the drama sometimes I discord always has drama. Yeah. Well, ours usually doesn't, but it's grown a lot lately. And, and then you might we've had a couple
Starting point is 01:32:26 at least one wild card and maybe a couple if you count some stuff that other people don't realize is an issue it happens in all discords that's why we don't have an official discord because we toyed with the idea but it's cool
Starting point is 01:32:42 it's not a big problem. It's just kind of, I don't know, I guess it's not like a shit show. It's just kind of like there's a whole culture in there. I'm not dissing it. I'm coming off the wrong way, I think, a little bit. It's like you just have to see it to believe it. It's a whole culture in there. I'll join it.
Starting point is 01:33:03 I'll join the Discord. Sometimes I don't... I'm always... Lindsay sees me in there just kind of stalking it all the time, but sometimes I just can't get into it, so I only really dig in there when I have a good hour
Starting point is 01:33:19 to get all the follow-up questions. Sometimes I just go in there to give people the alert, like, we just added 10 more Windows 96 records. Giving them a heads up, the insider trading knowledge, the insider trading deals. Right, that's valuable information. But sometimes they'd be trying to get all my secrets,
Starting point is 01:33:42 so I have to spread that out over time. Oh yeah. It's like bird seed. You have to... Right. You can't basically point it all out at once for the birds. One how it's done secret per month. I like that. You know what I mean? See George tells me those every day. He calls me up first thing in the morning. Well we wake up early
Starting point is 01:34:00 and we say the pledge allegiance to the grind because we both grind. We say I pledge allegiance to the grind. I'm up early as hell trying to get mine. And then he gives me some insider secrets. So I'm sure you guys are jealous. But if you go George, if you go George joins fan club, you'll join George's fan club. You can get all those secrets. And before we go, do you you have a lot of people on your label?
Starting point is 01:34:21 And we have an incredibly large amount of Vaporwave fans in our fan base and I'm sure a lot of people know a lot of these artists and don't even realize that they're on your label. You want to name some of those artists? Or Name Drop? It's Name Drop Hour, baby. We just released a couple iconic records from Windows 96. Love Windows 96.
Starting point is 01:34:39 We got myself, George Clanton, but one thing that you might not know, I'm also for some people better known by Es thing that you might not know, I'm also, for some people, better known by Esprit, and you might be referring to it as e-spirit your whole life without realizing that you're adding extra letters there.
Starting point is 01:34:56 This is news to me, actually. I thought it was e-spirit, followed by some Japanese... Well, that's how I found you, was years ago, when I was heavy in my vaporwave phase. I would hear your music all the time. Yeah. And then later I found George Clanton and I didn't realize you were the same person.
Starting point is 01:35:13 Same person. And then once I, because I think I actually found you from the track that you did together with your two personas. Okay. Which one is that? I did a whole album where i just tagged both of them because i 200 yeah i was sick of people not knowing the difference and uh so i was like it's the same person also i kept seeing your billboards around la
Starting point is 01:35:36 and i was like oh that's that guy i i've listened to so the billboards the billboards do work i've seen for over a year multiple of your billboards on LA and I'm like oh yeah. I mean I saw you once at a coffee shop. I didn't say anything so I didn't know you yet. What coffee shop? Cali. Oh George loves for people to come up to him. Well I saw you sitting out and I was like fuck. He really
Starting point is 01:35:58 does. I saw you and I was with Harrison who you met yesterday. I was like dude I think that's George Klan. And I was like he's like go say hey. Wow that's funny, I think it's George Clanton. And I was like, ah. He's like, go say hey. Wow, that's funny. Because if you came up and said hey, and after it was all over, Lindsay would have said, no two people look more like Clantonites than those two. Than me and Harrison?
Starting point is 01:36:16 Yeah. Yeah, I get that. But who else is on the- There's a look. There is a look. Yeah. I need to start parting my hair in the middle once it gets a little bit longer. I'm going to just steal your look.
Starting point is 01:36:28 What was it? Oh, more people on the label? Got FM Skyline. FM Skyline, Dan Mason, Death's Dynamic Shroud, Negative Gemini. That's you! Equip. Equip. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:40 Yeah. Surfing. Yeah, surfing, you know know deep fantasy fame you got all those people so go check it out guys links will be in the description for all their stuff if you're bored go give it a listen because it's good shit and Ryan's new
Starting point is 01:36:57 album is coming out this week so keep your eyes peeled for that Ryan's got a synth pop album coming out very excited for that wait do you mean this week or next when this drops Ryan's new album is coming out so we're going head to head in the same week yeah unfortunately we'll see
Starting point is 01:37:12 what's the name of your album again I just named it Chicken honestly I'd listen to an album called Chicken by Ryan well I hope you do I will I promise I'll buy your merch too alright but again, thank you so much to George and Lindsay for coming on. The
Starting point is 01:37:29 incredible group. Give yourselves a round of applause. I have been this whole gig. Seriously, thanks for coming on. Thanks for having us. I love this lovely studio. You gotta make sure that your listeners know what the situation is. I guess that they already do. What's the situation make sure that your listeners know what the situation is.
Starting point is 01:37:46 I guess that they already do. What's the situation? I don't even know what the situation is. You're in this palace on the Pacific. It's a lituation. Yeah, we are in a palace. It's in the Palisades, actually. The Plex. It overlooks the Pacific Coast Highway. It's beautiful.
Starting point is 01:38:01 Listen, you know what's funny about that? That's what it's gonna be in a couple years, don't you think? Fingers crossed. When we blow up. I can't wait to drive two hours every day to the office. Hey, who's that blonde motherfucker that like loots and is a little prick? He's probably your friend. What? Who?
Starting point is 01:38:17 Who's that blonde fuck? Is he a streamer? Yeah, he's like the number one YouTube like... PewDiePie? No. Ninja? He's blonde. Number five. Number five? Ninja. Is he a streamer? Yeah, he's like the number one YouTube. PewDiePie? No. Ninja? He's blonde.
Starting point is 01:38:28 Number five. Number five? Ninja. Markiplier. Jacksepticeye. Dude, who are you talking about? What do they do? Come on, bro. Oh, Jake Paul.
Starting point is 01:38:36 Yeah. Okay. Oh. You knew who he was. He didn't want to admit it. He knew it. You know who he is. Yeah, Jake Paul, bro.
Starting point is 01:38:43 I thought there was two people. He does music. There's two. There's Jake and Logan bro. He does music. There's two. There's Jake and Logan Paul. There's Logan Paul and Jake Paul. Logan Paul was the one who filmed the guy who committed suicide in the Japanese forest. Jake Paul is just the dumber version of that guy. There's so many controversies with both of them. So you're best friends.
Starting point is 01:39:01 Yeah. Yeah. No, but those guys, they have big, big, big money, right? Oh, I mean, he... Or are they born rich? And he goes to match. He made a video. I remember he's like, when I was 22, I bought my first house for $5 million. It's like,
Starting point is 01:39:16 wow, I'm doing something wrong. So... Or maybe you're doing something right. Maybe I'm doing something right. Because you know what? You know what I have that they don't? Friends? A soul. And real friends that don't care about me just for money. Right, George? What? Okay. Well,
Starting point is 01:39:33 ladies and gentlemen, with that, we're going to dip out of here. George owes me a little kiss on the lips because I'm actually going to be getting on a plane later tonight. We've both been tested. We have both been tested and he knows I'm scared of flying. When was the last time you were tested? Never mind. I'll ask you after the podcast ends. What have you been tested for he knows I'm scared of flying. When was the last time you were tested? Like, okay. Never mind. I'll ask you after the podcast ends.
Starting point is 01:39:47 But what have you been tested for? Because I'm not talking about COVID. Oh, right. And if you were, then we need to clear up some other stuff. You can't catch that from kissing. That's actually a fact, guys. You heard it here from George Clanton said you cannot catch COVID from kissing. That's not what I said.
Starting point is 01:39:59 So go out and kiss. I said the other thing. Herpes. Herpes. You can catch thatpes herpes you can get that Lindsay gave it to me end the episode right when Lindsay says herpes herpes
Starting point is 01:40:10 okay damn thank you guys so much that was a great episode I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
Starting point is 01:40:15 I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
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