supermegashow - EP 205 - Three Men Talk (ft. Jackson)

Episode Date: August 12, 2020

Our buddy Jackson joins us as we ramble on about some stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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a special guest here today um it's been a while since since he's graced our presence on this podcast give it up everyone give it up again everyone let's give it up yeah remember to give it up give it up let's let's uh give it up for uh someone who we should give it up for let's just give it up for uh jackson hey thanks for having me how you been man you've been busy streaming you've been busy you'd be busy uh making those business deals you know i'm just wheeling and dealing right now yeah i'm on top of the world i uh i just opened up a new uh casino in in Vegas with all the money I've made streaming on Twitch. You look like someone that just opened up a casino with like how you're dressed right now. I look like a guy on Mars Attack right now.

Jackson's wearing a white cowboy hat with a lovely, what style shirt would you say that is? Let's call them western shirts. Yeah, it's like a western. Yeah, but it doesn't really express the fact that there are metal buttons on it you know and the top is is on buttons so you can see a little chest hair yeah you really do look like a dude that like runs a casino in nevada it really is the modern day cowboy that's what i'm going for i got my boots and everything i know i love you i love our boots comfortable to wear i love love love because for me it depends i love uh my open toed footwear too much i'm a sneakers kind of guy i like i like sneakers like this because they're they're soft on the

inside but they offer enough protection on my whole foot where i can go run if i need to run from something deadly or uh they just look cool so it's like i like them because i can wear these pretty much anything i just picture the cowboy boots just because of the way they're shaped they would feel similar to that of wearing like high heels because you know how they have that point at the end yeah yeah i guess not high heels just women's dress shoes see i always like boots because i like having something that goes high up on my ankle like i like having that that added padding so if a snake comes to bite me what about high heel cowboy boots? Has that ever been done? I feel like I've seen that.

Yeah, didn't Patrick Star? No, he was wearing some. He wasn't wearing those. Those were like rocketeer boots. Well, those, I guess that is kind of. They're like stilettos, but still boots. If a cowboy boot were a high heel, that's, I guess, what it would be. Yeah, because I guess those do exist, but it's, at that point, it's not a cowboy.

Weren't high heels originally for men to begin with? What? Weren't high heels originally for men to begin with? What? Weren't high heels originally for men to begin with? We got to take them back, boys. I'm reclaiming them. We're going to reclaim high heels. That's why I love these, because these boots are the ones, like, you'll hear me walking around the house, I'm sure, Matt.

Oh, yeah. It's like click, clack, click, clack. I'll be in my room when I hear, like, click, clack, click. It sounds like someone, like, just got home from work with dress shoes on. Also, if we get high heels, we're going to have to replace all the carpet in the office with hardwood flooring. So when we walk around- Just click around.

Because if we're walking around on soft carpet, the chances of rolling our ankles go up. And that means we don't look attractive when you walk with a limp. And also walking on carpet with high heels, that would look awkward. There's someone right now with a natural limp who's just like, seriously, guys? What the hell? Another podcast I can't listen to. Just picture them pushing in the keyboard and then getting up and walking away from their keyboard. Limping away.

That's the sound of someone limping with high heels. that's the sound of someone limping with high heels there's that one condition uh where like someone like people have like like one leg is just shorter than the other i don't i actually know a couple people with that really yeah that sucks and yeah do you like how do you fix that do you have to like a shoe it depends on how severe it is i know because like some people have like variation some people just like very slight so it depends on that can you get like surgery to fix that or well with technology you could just 3d print a whole new leg that's true they cut it off and put a brand new one see they cut it off and actually regrows slowly uh they inject you with salamander dna i saw this speaking of like odd animal all that but like, did you see this thing on Reddit where they graph

like, fish skin onto human skin? No. Dude, that shit's wild. It's like, they do it for burn victims or just people who need a skin graph because apparently it works well for some reason. Fish skin? Yeah. There's this picture of a guy, you can see his whole leg, it's like, patched up with like, fish skin and shit.

I just walk out orange with like, my eyes right here. This isn't a Ryan McGee. No, no, no. This sounds too crazy. I cannot up with like fish skin and shit i just walk out orange with like my eyes this isn't a ryan mcgee no no no this sounds too crazy i cannot look exactly like fish it's like disgusting like guys look body horror like i got tired of going into the cosplay so i got uh i finally got fish sticks face grafted onto my like massive massive lip injections, like paint them orange. What color is lips? His lips are light yellow, I guess. They're just yellow, I think.

You have just massive orange. Because he's orange. Just lips are yellow. And then he's just mixes of oranges and yellows. God, wait. There's a fucking, did you guys ever watch Human Giant? The show with him? Yeah.

I love Human Giant. There's a sketch there where it's like a guy works on a show that's's basically like star trek and every day he has to like sit for hours to get makeup on so like he gets it to like get the makeup of the character and then the next day the show's canceled god that show was that i think is one of the funniest sketch tv shows have you ever seen human giant you would love only on youtube it's so never saw it on t was it on tv yeah it's on mtv because i remember having never saw it on TV. Was it on TV? Yeah. It's on MTV? Because I remember having like

episodes of that on my old like iPod fat thing. Really? Yeah. Because like that show and Mega64 I think like defined my sense of humor and Weird Al.

Yeah. Well, Weird Al was a big one for all of us. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. My friend had a... I got to see the man's... Well, you and I got to see him.

Not Jackson. We got to shake his hand. I know. i didn't dare take a photo i'm just like i'm just gonna keep this one as a memory yeah i saw him and i was like hey i don't think you saw him then it was great dude just that moment where where uh i was like hey i'm matt and he's like hey matt and he shook my hand see i went hey i'm ryan and then yeah i know i'm a huge fan. I'm like, oh, thanks. Who's that guy? I'm like, oh, that's Matt. Just make sure. He's like, oh.

And so I guess he didn't remember your name when you came up and introduced. That's fine, though. No, it happens with a lot of people. I know it wasn't working there yet, but did you tell him about me? You came up a few times, I'm sure. I'm surprised he hasn't sent you an email or anything. Maybe he has. He might have gotten my email.

Well, yeah, he was saying, where's Jackson? I heard this guy talking about Fortnite and fish sticks on one of your podcasts and it it was rip-roaring hilarious How can I get this man to be my manager? Because you might have before that Ryan because what you met him before all that shit I met him before you got into fortnight before the night about fish stick No, that's not true because I'm almost certain that the baby's first fortnight video came out before we met that is true i'm mistaken we filmed that at the game grumps office yeah see my whole time frame is messed up this whole covid every time as long as you've been here we have we worked for like the game grumps as soon as you stepped foot on on on california soil we

were working in the game grumps office still yeah conquer this land from all the all the people living here yeah well I mean originally we moved people out here and then we were like ah we need to expand a little more and so we took the land back and then but still gave them a little piece of the pie dude you know what's uh they can gamble it's legal for them to gamble on their land yeah what? What else do they want? What are they... Honestly, what do they want? We came from casinos. I don't...

How do you make them happy? Matt, it's the fucking fedora when you get mad and yell. I'm wearing a straw fedora. I wish this was a real image. I love that hat so much. How do you... There's no pleasing these people. Just like a guy actually racking...

Somebody actually racking their brain trying to figure it out. There are people like that, though. I gave them gambling. They have some land. They can gamble with loopholes to keep more money. My grandpa like, I wish I could gamble at my house. You know what's funny? Like going back to a little bit earlier, I have legitimately been approached in public

before and been called Ryan. And I'm like, really? So if you, if you know me enough to recognize me on the street, but someone called you, right? I think they just got the name mixed up. They didn't think that you were me.

It's happened like twice. You and I don't look anything funny. Like it's Ryan. They're going to be listening to this and be like, that's not what I sell. I was just trying to, I was trying to be funny. Jackson. listening to this and be like that's not what i sell i was just trying to i was trying to be fun jackson it's been a bit of a of a hit to my ego because uh now because i'm wearing a mask

nobody recognizes me in public and that's been a big hit for my ego see they recognize me still because my eyes are just so distinct and just striking people just see them even through my glasses they're like oh my god it's also the cowboy hat and the distinct fashion and the glasses i feel like i look like every white dude that exists right now you're saying that to the beard tall white guys with glasses i know but like there's only two types of white dudes it's like you there's there's the just skinny guys with glasses that are kind of tall and then there's the average height guys with beards that have brown

and everyone has brown hair for some reason we kind of cover like the spectrum of white guys there's like a Venn diagram of the two of you and like every other, that's why you're so popular honestly because every white guy falls within your Venn diagram every white guy can connect with something out of the two of us

absolutely they can all connect and see that's why I think we have such a good presence Every white guy can connect with something out of the two of us. Absolutely. They can all connect. And see, that's why I think we have such a good presence. It's because white people understand us. And we can connect to the white culture. And we understand white people. I think you're proud of that fact. Very proud of that fact.

That we have a connection to specifically white men. Well, technically, I can say I'm white passing. Because, you know, I have a little bit of brown brown in me so ryan technically you got you got a couple things i mean you have middle eastern asian and asian and european so well dutch i don't want to talk about that okay yeah all those non-white europeans like the dutch i i always uh i love those things when they're like people say they're mixed race and they're like half Italian

can we talk about I'm sorry if I offended any Italians out there no no it's fine they're just Italians are just very tan how many Italians

listen to this pod like warm-blooded Italians listen to this podcast like straight to the bone Italians like when you think of Italian like in Italy Italian yeah like how many like not Italian Italian like the typical Brooklyn like

think of a typical Brooklyn male our age it's someone who just kind of like is just grumpy all the time and just has a New York accent like Tommy Versetti like they're never happy they're just upset and they have a Boston accent and they love, and because they have a Boston accent,

they're connected with Martin Scorsese movies a lot more. And they love them so much. So, you know, your mom's from Lebanon. Yes. Lebanon had a tough week. No, she's from, well, she was born in Libya, but she lived in Lebanon, Beirut for a long time. I always confuse it.

Cause I was like, was she from Libya or Lebanon? It's not fair to say like she lived in Libya, but she lived in Lebanon, Beirut for a long time. I always confuse it because I was like, was she from Libya or Lebanon? It's not fair to say she lived in Libya that much because it was essentially right after she was born. And my mom's going to be like, it wasn't right after. It was a few months. And it's like, you get the idea, mom. Well, Beirut had a tough week. Yes, yeah, they did. That was insane. That was like the explosion in China in 2015.

It was bigger. that was like uh the the the explosion in china in 2015 it was bigger but i'm saying in a sense of like how the public's reaction to it was because that was just one of those crazy freak events where it's like i have never seen an explosion like that like so documented too well like the i think the thing about it is that we have such high quality cameras too now and we have social media. So people were live streaming while it was going on. And also you have like the footage of the wedding photographer. Where it looks, because they have a, I don't know what they're using.

It looks like they're using some sort of. It was all like a Ronin. Yeah. But it just looks so sweet. It just makes your brain go, this only exists in a movie. That's not real. Even though it's as real, that's as real as it can be. No effects.

But, like, your brain, my brain is just like, the camera's moving smooth. Looks too perfect. It's like it's a wedding shoot. I haven't seen it. Someone in Beirut was, like, doing a shot for, like, a wedding video. So the bride is there in her gown. And, like, the wedding guy is, like, panning down. And right as he's panning to the bottom of the dress the shock wave hits and just like

rubble just it's crazy dude i i was blown away the most by the i don't know what it is like the the white uh like vapor cloud yeah that comes out like the big dome of it how huge that was for me it's always the uh the shock wave where it's like the explosion all of a sudden you see it moving it goes hard and it's like ripping up the buildings as it goes for me it's like if you if you look at a shock wave coming to you like you're just like fuck yeah you're like there's nothing you can do like people were literally just fucking vaporized like people were driving in their cars not knowing what was going on. Then in a split second, it's, it's almost like it's a, like a, out of war of the worlds. Yeah.

Like in a, in a split second, like hundreds of people were just essentially vaporized. I read that. I read, uh, that if that were to happen like to you or like what happened to them, it's,

uh, your, your, your nervous system literally can't even process the amount of time it happens. And so you don't feel it or even know what happened. So you're just driving and then dead. And you don't even know. Yeah.

That's weird, you know, because it's just been nothing. And you don't know what happened because you don't exist anymore. You might have heard the explosion like beforehand, before the shockwave went out too, though. Because like you saw like there's a, the guy unfortunately passed away, but there was a guy, I think it was Facebook Live or or something and he's pretty close to he's super close to yeah but you see like the explosion then the shockwave comes and it's it's just because basically the way it ripped apart buildings just a big displacement of horrifying it's i guess the shockwave's just a

big displacement of like air and stuff so it's just remember those remember that toy where it's like the air gun where you pull the thing back yeah it's like that but way more intense but fuck that's it's so fucking sad uh so our hearts go out to everyone in beirut because that's that's tough that's wild so please please be okay yeah even i don't know it's just hard to be like please be okay yeah it's like our condolences because that really is yeah tragedy like it it displaces a lot of people um it's not it's not a wealthy country by any means they're already having like an economic crisis yeah i mean also like the politically i mean america's politically corrupt too it's like yes but this is on a whole nother level like i don't know that for some reason it's like yes america's corrupt but a lot of the people

living in america or i would say most of the people living in america yes you do have the outliers and you do have groups but like most of them are pretty well off in terms of just relaxing in america not having to worry about car bombs going off and yeah which of course beirut doesn't really have to worry about that right now but they did i can't remember it was it was not that long ago in terms of time but in our life it seems like it there there was a huge slew of car bombings that was happening that was kind of yeah i mean that whole country in general i mean they've gone through a civil war it's it's um it's just that it's one of those things you just can't fix and you're just watching that just sucks you can't really fathom over here in the u.s yeah that you're pretty that way of living is so we're very removed from any oh yeah i mean it's like the kind of like you literally can't fathom

the feeling of life like that like same with so many countries like and like there are like people can be are happy it's not like it's a third world country that's not what we're saying either though but it's like i think like the same thing as like you know white people can't imagine what it's like to be black it's like yeah that's something where it's like you don't live that so you don't well americans have have problems just understanding cultures without making it a punchline to begin with. It's a unique American thing, too. Where it's like, well, where are you playing with a handicap? Yeah. I was just thinking, actually,

I know it's like, oh, this is some bullshit pussy woke conversation, but I had just a thought the other day, because I was playing Ghost of Tsushima, and I was just thinking about my time back in Japan japan i was looking at all the shrines and stuff and in my head i'm like this was this only is here because this culture was allowed to breathe for so long what would have been what would the united states have been given that context if if we didn't if if no like colonials came over and like i was literally essentially this week

displaced the native american population so basically like if the native american population had where they didn't thrive and have their own culture also like you're they have their own culture but you know not have it be oppressed the way europe advanced and did like a lot of colonialist things to other countries like the way that those cultures grew in that unique time capsule because like even if that happened now with the country like they're gonna have technology all these other things exactly it's just wild to think about like how technologies advance and how they advance now and it's like actually this started this thought process in my mind because i was thinking about like

internet culture and how like linkar and like all these other people arose in like in like uh spoony in these ecosystems that now are gone yeah like something and i was like that's the same with countries i was like wow it's just like linkara is you know the british empire but i just want like what would because we only have unfortunately not we have a lot to go by through history in terms of what happened and also um relics from that time but in terms of a whole culture it was it you there's no saying that it wasn't stunted it was stunted by by an absurd amount and by force i imagine what it would be like yeah yeah yeah i imagine what it would be like if if europeans never came over and the native american population

like thrive to today. Would there be these shrines that are all over the United States? I bet it wouldn't be one country. There'd probably be a bunch of countries in America. Because there's so many different shrines. I'm sorry. I'm just distracted by the fact that since this podcast started, Ryan's been holding a crack pipe in his hand. And just twirling it around in his fingers and putting his mouth every now and then.

Like not even thinking about it. Just kind of like, I kind of just, I don't know. I like it. You know, I need something to do with my hands. There are nice crack pipes. I mean, we got them in the mail. Yeah. A fan sent them in.

So it's not like we just have crack pipes. We got Justin cracking on those mail videos. We got content. Literally, this is, these aren't empty promises. There are three mail videos being like ready literally this is these aren't empty promises the cut there are three mail videos being like ready to essentially be put out so we're gonna be releasing them in the coming weeks we're also working on some new movie reviews i think nope nope i don't want to mix that up there are no movie reviews in the work well they're not in the work because they're

finished they just have to be released yeah jackson's gonna release him on his personal channel yeah so super mega two super mega east the whole time i was in south carolina i was joking that i'm gonna open super mega east just like in new york can we like like super mega like canada or super mega like super mega germany i like the feeling of like going to different states and just be like super mega nyc super mega ca super mega sc super mega nevada that's the triangle we need we need uh california new york and south carolina so we got home east coast well populated west coast well populated boom that's all you need but wait what about the midwest uh fuck them they're a bunch of hick rednecks that are stupid and don't know what's good for them.

There's a reason we didn't tour there. And if people can't tell, that is a joke. No, it's not. You're right. I hate everyone in the Midwest. The Midwest fucking sucks. And I honestly don't think many people would disagree with that statement. Listening.

They got cheese curds. Name one city, okay? Name one town in Mississippi. Mobile. That's in Alabama. See? Boom. Wrong.

Wait, wait, wait. Let me try to actually think of this. Don't help him. I'm not. Jackson. Jackson, Mississippi? Yep. There you go.

Yeah. Got it. I was going to say it'd be hurt if you didn't get that one. Honestly, what other towns are in Mississippi? Well, Mississippi is honestly a pretty well-known state. So like that was probably a bad example. That's not the Midwest either. No, it's not.

But it's just some, it's still some, you know, rural area. Give me a town. I just view every rural state as like the same, even though they're like on different parts. It's just like North Dakota might as well just have the same type of people that the alabama does give me a give me a city in north dakota um and then south dakota and then south dakota you got simpsonsville in north dakota and then you have i want to say there is a lexington in south dakota my man's pulling out the Geography over here you know what's crazy I came up with that

off the top of my head I have no idea but see the confidence I saw Jackson was gonna check it but then he decided not to it was the confidence that sold it yeah exactly

I think my phone's being slow right now as long as you sell something with confidence come on who's gonna question you just become a liar and lie to all your friends

and family and make up your life I'm sad you didn't say Fargo in North Dakota. Fargo and then South Dakota you have Sioux City or Sioux Falls. Something like that.

I think it's Sioux Falls. Something like that. And then name one in Iowa. White Man Mountain. White Man Mountain. In South Dakota. They do have that.

North Dakota. South? Is it North or South? I don't care honestly. Mount Rushmore? I think it's South Dakota. Super Mega Plays Mount Rushmore. They need to put they got to start putting gamers up honestly Mount Rushmore I think it's South Dakota Super Mega Plays Mount Rushmore they need to put they gotta start putting gamers

up on Mount Rushmore they gotta put a nostalgia critic right up there I would donate my life savings for that I would fucking move there just so I could every morning open up my like little blinds like a butterfly flies by the sun shines and I see just a massive nostalgia critics face

or you could pull a dr evil and like just live in one of the heads or whatever and linkara's like left eye just all of the guys from uh guywithglasses.com so i know that there's a lot of of recent buzz about uh tearing down mount rushmore i say we do it and we replace it with the great gamers like linkara spoon tear down mount rushmore? Dynamite. I guess that's how we build it. Honestly, if you blow it up. That would be fun to watch. That's not happening.

Such a fucking stupid idea. I will say, seeing it's pretty cool. I'm not saying that. Have you seen it? Yeah. Is it small, right? Well, it's smaller than you'd expect, I've heard. Exactly.

It's big. If you were up next to it right up and close that's a huge fucking rock but when you're viewing it the area where you do view it from it is pretty far away from it so it does appear smaller than your brain you know

because in media you expect massive tower it's kind of like the Hollywood sign like when I moved out here I expected the Hollywood sign to be huge. I thought it lit up and everything. No, it's just- I thought it lit up at night. I thought it didn't used to light up at night.

Why doesn't it light up at night? That's a Mandela effect, I think. Or maybe it's media and they're just, they just, in media, like cartoons and movies, they just make it light up for some reason. Well, I don't understand why they don't just put a couple of lights under it to illuminate it. Because that would look so much cooler at night.

Like if you could see the Hollywood sign. I feel like they should, yeah. Yeah, why do they not? Because then you because then you just see hollywood and no one's living like right around there plus you're not even supposed to be walking near it it's like a mountainside that it's on i wonder if there's like some fire ordinance where they don't want the lights because it's too much heat maybe oh maybe oh people could just go up there and break the light maybe they're just i don't know i mean people have defaced the sign in general for so long i i actually would like at some point, I know you're not allowed to, but I would like to sneak up there and just go up close to the sign. Because I think that'd be cool just to literally be right there.

Justin Timberlake did it with, I forget her name. She was in that 70s show. Mila Kunis? Mila Kunis in the Friends with Benefits. What was it called? I can't just guess that. There were two movies that came out around the same time. With the same premise.

It was Friends with Benefits and... The one with Natalie Portman. Yes. Because there was Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman. And then there was Mila Kunis. I saw them both. And they came out within a month of each other or some shit. With the same premise.

Friends with Benefits and... Damn, I don't remember. God. Neither do I. I should because it was such a good movie. No. I didn't see either one. Can we go sneak up to the Hollywood sign and shoot a music video in front of it?

Like right on the Hollywood sign. Yeah. I'd love that. Has there ever been a music video of like someone taking like a hidden camera that's streaming live to a thing and like getting arrested so it's like a real time kind of like being booked and all that shit? That would be sick. Well, they'd take the camera.

Well, I know, but that would be the end of the music videos when they confiscate the camera. Keyser for a new Super Mega video? As long as it's... Recording stuff like that exists where it's recording to like a server or somewhere else.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they do that with drones and shit all the time. Yeah, it's easy to do. Never mind. Should we do it? Huh? Should we do it?

Music video where we get arrested okay okay i just thought it was interesting that's that's a cool premise for a music video someone's gonna steal it now because you said obviously then you're just going out making yourself get arrested which uh because you know so many well that could be easy to listen to us you could you could just go up to a cop and go hey fatty what'd you huh what you say and tap him in the knowledge is a college of fatty that's assault and then they'll they'll punch you in the face just walk up listen donut holes at do you think if I walked by a cop and called him a fat ass would he arrest me I guess it depends on the cause if he

was a fat ass but I mean he was a fat ass like me he'd probably be offended and his emotions would get the better of him by law though could he does he have any right to arrest me for that well he doesn't he doesn't mean when you say by law i mean that's very vague when you're talking law enforcement are given the permission to work outside of the law i mean that's just the way it is because you know you can legally flip off a cop but they can still arrest you if they want it's legal to flip off a cop although i say that when people are going to be arrest you if they want. It's legal to flip off a cop. Although I say that when people are going to be like, well, no, they don't. It was like, yeah, but they do it all the time.

I'm just saying like, that's not the perfect. What? Tell me one instance where a cop said something bad and gotten away with it, Ryan. I was about to go on a slew. I know, but I was like, that's good. Yeah. We'd be here all day Oh man

Just a few bad apples You know Just a couple bad apples Doesn't spoil the bunch No I mean that video Where it's like the Like the police chief

In front of McDonald's He's like One bad hamburger Doesn't ruin McDonald's And like the whole crowd Just went crazy Oh man I uh

It's been good This is our first week Like back at, man. It's been good. This is our first week back at Super Mega, though. It's felt good. Yeah, I guess it is our first full week. It is. Since when? Two months, essentially. Essentially since March, right?

It was the week. It was like the day before Animal Crossing came out was the last full day of work. Yeah. Which I remember. Because Matt and I have come in to record every now and then. But it's not like a full day of work. We never had set work weeks. Exactly. This is our first full day of work. We never had like set work weeks. Exactly.

This is our first like full work week back. It's good to have some structure. Doing well. Yes, I needed this. We're all healthy and shit. Dude, with this coronavirus shit, I don't know if I'm taking it too seriously. I don't know if I'm being like silly about it, I guess. Well, I don't think there's anything wrong with taking it too seriously.

Because my mom wanted to visit in September, and I'm saying don't come and fly to California from South Carolina. Don't come to California tomorrow. Well, let's just be honest. It's just because you don't want your mom to visit. Exactly, exactly. And she's going to hear this and probably take it personally. Is she going to listen to this?

Yeah, she listens to every single episode of the podcast. Does she really? Yes. Hey. Hey, Mrs. Sue. I miss to hear this and probably take it personally. Is she going to listen to this? Yeah, she listens to every single episode of the podcast. Does she really? Yes. Hey. Hey, Mrs. Sue. I miss you. Hope you're doing well. So when we were talking about coming in last episode in detail, she'll hear that.

Well, the thing is, my mom actually, when I went home, she brought up that she still listens every now and then. Every now and then, hear that? You know, my mom listens every episode. See, my parents know not to listen. They're also just like, we're not going to tell your grandparents. My dad doesn't listen. also just like, we're not going to tell your grandparents. My dad doesn't listen. They're like, we're not going to tell your grandparents what you do.

You know what my mom brought up when I was home? So remember I told that story? I don't know when on the podcast, but I told that story about the first time I ever jerked off was in my grandma's bathroom. I was at my grandma's house with my mom. And she's like, I heard some things I didn't want to hear. And I was like, like what? And she's like, maybe something in that bathroom over there and i was like ah fuck that's good i was like don't listen mom the way you make your mom sound it's like she's she's mad at you for

masturbating she is she why would anyone like how can you be mad at like a like a kid for masturbating that's all the kid has video games masturb, masturbating, and schoolwork. Jackson. I miss when life was so simple. It was so simple. There are just three things in my life. Like getting on Halo 3 voice chat with my friends, cranking one out. Muting the chat so I can rub one out real quick between games. And being so fucking excited for Doritos and Mountain Dew. I didn't need anything else.

Have you had Tapatio Doritos? Justin introduced me to them. They're good. They're the best Doritos. No, did you see? In my opinion, I think they're the best fucking Doritos. Ryan, I'm so fucking pissed. At Bojangles right now, I don't know if you saw this, they're introducing a limited edition

Mountain Dew flavor called Southern Shock or something like that. I went so bad. They don't have Bojangles out here. No, they're all in the South. Fuck. I was looking at Bojangles locations in the South. Most states have 10 to 30. And then in third place with 90 is Georgia.

In second place with 130 is South Carolina. And in first place is North Carolina with like 330. Dude, I fucking love Bojangles. If I could have one of their spicy chicken biscuits with a boberry biscuit right now. The boberry biscuits always made my mouth feel weird, like the roof of my mouth. But they're so good. Me too, but that's my gluten allergy. It's bad that I think of North Carolina as kind of like the – it's because I grew up in South Carolina.

I'm pretty sure it works like this for people who live in North Carolina. Yeah, just feel – it's just like that's the lesser Carolina. Yeah, I feel the same way. That's not where history happened. Come on. South Carolina is filled with just a beautiful, rich history. I mean, South Carolina. That was sarcasm.

Well, North Carolina has Charlotte, which might as well be South Carolina. Hey, Charlotte's got a lot. A lot of what? That's like their city catchphrase or something. They have the NASCAR headquarters. Driving in Columbia, there's all these billboards. It's like Charlotte's got a lot. I'm like, that might be the worst marketing campaign for a city.

I thought Daytona would be the NASCAR, like, cap. Maybe it's not the headquarters, but they have a big-ass building with the NASCAR logo on it. Over break, I got really into, for like two weeks, baseball statistics and NASCAR. And I was like, God, this is a road I don't need to go down. I was sad because you and I were kind of like, I remember this year was supposed to be the year you and I went to a- Finally went to a fucking Dodgers game. I know, and now we can't. It's my third.

Like every year I just don't go. I'm like, God damn it. And I remember we were originally invited Matt and I to a Dodgers game and we decided not to go. I was so fucking pissed at you guys for not going to that. Dude. I was so mad. Because you guys got invited to like go to a box. A skybox.

A Dodgers game. I'm like, I hate them so much. We never actually said. Yeah, but it was going to be a skybox filled with influencers. It's still a skybox at a Dodgers game with free food. But we also, we were planning on making a video when we went that we never told him about where we were just going to. Dress up all in Lakers gear. Like basketball gear.

Going like basketballs and jerseys. And then when we get there, just be like really disappointed. And it would just be an influencer party with just like all these like rich influencers that are like taking selfies i mean just like these two dumbasses and i've been to those influencer events from uh the company that we did this so like you know exactly the you know who was going to be there and i didn't know no shade single influence no shade no shade no but i i shade actually but there's one reason i like influencer parties a lot of free food and a lot of free alcohol yes so that's what's fun about it

that's like a super mega plus for me I just look at everyone at an influencer party and like I just look at everyone and go nobody here cares about anyone else here and like every conversation would feel like it's just kind of like let's make connections

everything's a connection everything's a part of the business even my make connections. Whoa. It's kind of like everything's a connection. Everything's a part of the business. Even my social life and having a good time and drinking and going out. That's the biggest thing I found that I hate. Not about California, but about just like that whole world of this stuff is like Hollywood, baby. It's like every hobby has to be something you're going to flip and be like, how can I make this profit? How can I make this? And I'm like, I realized I was like, damn, that's why I've been unhappy.

Because I'm like, I can't just enjoy shit anymore. I know. It's like, you know, you start doing what you love just because you love it. And then you are not forced, but you kind of. It's like you feel guilty. Yeah. Maybe that's not even just that. Maybe that's getting older.

I think that is just maturing and getting older and just figuring out how the world works. Yeah. getting older and just figuring out how the world works. Influencer parties are like the more egotistical, less fun version of like the party and like the cult scene in Eyes Wide Shut. Except with less sex and less cool masks. I've never seen the movie, but I can just imagine the masks,

everyone wearing like these creepy fucking masks. I don't know, Matt. I think everybody there is wearing a mask. Hey, hey, hey hey hey well actually that that's the that's the that's the problem is that they're not because if you've seen the parties that jake paul has thrown for example you'll know that a lot of people aren't wearing masks that influence their parties and get togethers well same with hype house what jackson means is why are there so many stupid famous that areuckers that are just, just, I'm sorry.

I just, I just look at it. I look at people like, like all these stupid little TikTokers and these. Ryan. They're not stupid, Ryan. These Jake Paul motherfuckers. They're not motherfuckers, Ryan. And I look at it and I'm just like, how? How does that attract people?

How does that, how does that pull people in? Because it's epic. How does being a cunt attract people? Ryan seeing me streaming on Twitch. How does being a cunt attract people? I seeing me streaming on Twitch. How does being a cunt attract people? I'm sorry. Like, sometimes I just get, like, it doesn't come from a place where it's like, I want that. It just comes from a place of just, like, I feel like I'm just so disconnected from what's funny or what's popular or what's cool.

Because what I see in those is just depressing and shitty and just just hey i mean do me a favor do me a favor name one jake paul fan over the age of 12 no name one jake paul fan too because i don't know anyone that likes but i think it's because it's all like because they're kids they're all kids because when my mom is an elementary school teacher he knows that too and i went to advantage of the fact exactly merch buy that merch i remember that song he's good to meme on that's that here's the thing i'm not saying i'm not saying he shouldn't exist because we we need we need some famous people to meme on i guess every now and then but it's just like i hate that that's the fucking face of the industry i guess yeah. Yeah. Well, much like, I guess every,

everybody has that, right? Like Hollywood, they have the faces where it's like, okay, yes, we get it. But then when you dig into like watching independent films,

not even independent films, but just going, going and watching stuff you wouldn't normally see. You see people that you normally wouldn't. It's really any industry, like music. Yeah. Same,

you know, you get like, I guess it just makes me more upset because social media is like the biggest thing. Also, it's your industry. Yeah. So it's like, I feel like a lot of that, you feel a worse perception of what you do. Well, just like Logan Paul, regardless of if he said, if he's actually learned his lesson, I'm just surprised that I still.

You think he actually has? No. No, no, no, no. One hundred percent. No, I think he's, he's an asshole. I think his brother's an asshole. I think their whole family is a bunch of just wastes, honestly. The dad's a fucking creep.

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His house just got raided. His mansion in Calabasas. Yeah, but dude, it's the same thing with like, I guess, Trump and anyone else I kind of see as stupid and I disagree with. It's just like, it doesn't matter. They're rich. It won't touch them. It's like, maybe I'm just that fucking jaded now, but just like, God, shit just sucks. I think that's also part of growing up. You know, you just realize where, where society has room to grow. And then you also see the areas where

society will never grow. Also by extension of that, I think a big thing is realizing where to put your energy. Cause it's like, you can get pissed about that shit 24 7 but i'd rather be pissed about halo infinite miserable i'd rather get pissed that you can run in halo and yeah i don't mind sprint in halo honestly it's so funny to me though like how divisive it is i going back and playing halo 3 though i will say i miss i i prefer no sprinting i prefer no sprinting too because like you move quick and it's like to me that'sing i prefer no sprinting too because like you move quick and it's like to me that's what a spartan is it's like you're always moving fast running shooting and also doom kind of spoiled us with giving us that you know no no ads no sprint i

mean they only had clamber i think see i like that because i'm like i like feeling so fucking powerful like yeah just because sprinting almost feels like it's like uh kind of well in this one it sprints also like dumbed down it's super slow and infinite from what the demo showed yeah because like it just kind of like it's like capping me where it's like oh i can't run that fast and shoot which makes sense in most games like in halo kind of goes but halo should feel different than other games you know what i'm saying that's i think going back to the early on, it's like, I think that was the biggest reason people got pissed. Um, kind of around the time of reach,

but especially post reach where like reach was the game that started to make me not play the games anymore. I love the campaigns. Great. Reach added. See, multiplayer is what I didn't like. See, I,

the armor ability shit that I hated. I hated armor. I hated having to choose to be able to like you choose armor lock or sprint. That's what I hated but I like the customization of it. I like that they branched it a bit more. The inherent idea of customization is nice but when you implement it in that way I just feel like it takes away from the gameplay that made Halo

Halo but like I get the thought processes of they had equipment in Halo 3 and how do we up that? We make equipment Spartan abilities. Yeah which I don't like that. But I think equipment works a lot better than Spartan abilities in the gameplay loop. I'm like, ooh, I got this energy trainer. It should be all about power positions and fighting over the positions

of weapon spawns and power-ups. I like more about Halo than other stuff because there's no classes. It's like a... And a fight's a fight. It's not like three seconds and it's done. Halo's the true Marxist shooter. There's no class. I guess the thing, like I just said that I like about it is that it's not like Call of Duty where you're going to die. I think the death time for most guns in that game is like in the milliseconds.

Yes. No, I was thinking that too. Because in Halo, somebody can come from behind you and shoot at you. A fight can last like five whole seconds of like shooting each other. There can be grenades thrown, shots, punches thrown. And like you're still in that fight. And I like that. You can see somebody with the strongest weapon and they can still turn around and beat you.

Which I think is good because you never get cocky. And that's what I found going back to Halo is the hard thing for me. Because like playing Fortnite and other shooters where it is like you can kill people so quickly. I'm in that like run and gun mentality, which isn't how you halo so i'm like no i gotta switch my brain if you're running gun in halo you're just gonna have like go three and twenty i kind of want to um because you guys were all playing halo three last night last night this morning you're blasting soldier boy and playing halo all i was doing was playing on halo with uh just me and harris are passing off oh that's awesome wait they have split screen yeah but I just don't like split screen as much.

Really? For online. Oh, never mind. I mean, I did it when I was a kid just because you bet what you did. I did too. I found... So sometimes it's just nice to play on a big screen. The frame rate and the...

I'm so glad that they put split screen for the campaign in Infinite. Yes. Because they didn't have that in 5. See, I'm bad at halo but i'm like maybe if i played a little bit okay and then i have fun matt i feel like honestly i've said this before many times i can't remember i've said this recently i can't remember if it was on a podcast this thing about my penis i don't want to hear it no no no it's about halo okay it has to do with the subject we're talking about um it's it's the fact that Halo, I think, provides the ability for new players to come in and get those kills because there are power weapons.

There are people that, like, it's usually a 4v4. That's how I usually play Halo. Yeah, I normally use Slay or Slaught or something like that. It's one of those things where people are draining each other's shields all the time. So you can come in and not do all of the work. You can come in and kind of get like the last two shots on someone or throw a grenade and, and finish off someone that someone else has been shooting.

It's, it's a team effort to take down people as fast as possible. Call of duty. I can't do shit. Like you were saying, it's like you die. Call of duty seconds. Like,

so it's like, you have to be good, but I play modern warfare like almost every night with a group. And it's just, uh, it's super fucking fast, but there's sometimes where like, you'll get shit on like you'll be playing a game and all of a sudden just within the blink of an eye it'll be just literally milliseconds and you're just dead and then i i usually just play search and destroy which is oh are you not playing uh the uh battle royale as much in it warzone yeah i really like wars in fact i i got

a dub last week if you're playing like non-warzone i would fuck that up because i i like wars in a lot but like nothing beats his classic called multi so if you want to do team deathmatch or whatever i i got no i'm always i'm always down you know i really liked gun game in a counter-strike wait wait then you'd really love Gun Game and Call of Duty. It's the same shit. Is it called Gun Game and Call of Duty? Yeah. It's where you start out with a weapon, you get a kill, another weapon comes and you...

It's so fun. I think my favorite. The last thing you have to... Justin's so fucking good at Gun Game, but the way you get the last kill is a throwing knife. And if you stab someone, it sets someone back back a gun which is an interesting mechanic that you usually don't get a chance to because people don't want to get close i think yeah i just the thing that sucks is like let's play call of duty matt except it's a 200 gigabyte download no like

and i feel like every day it's updating for me like last night i was gonna play i was like oh they're supposedly working well season five just came out so that's why there was a big update the update that i got for pc was 80 something gigabytes jesus christ so speaking of game updates uh they added cars to fortnite really the band wait did you not know no i know that but like but like no they added so there's a fuck ton of different ones there's like big rig semi trucks there's like sports cars there's like suvs so how do they um it is like spawn around how do they balance it they spawn around the map you can shoot the tires out and they have limited gas but you can go to the gas stations and fill them up or carry how easy are the tires can the tires be blown out because i feel like you just have to

shoot at a tire and like like one bullet pops it really yeah so like if someone's going by it's easy to just pop a tire you just spray at the bottom of the car that's going past. But also the car could ram you and knock you down. Oh, true. It's fun. I was playing yesterday. I was like, ooh. How does that work with Bill?

I guess there's no sense in that. Like, I guess you could just run through the bottom of someone's builds and collapse them. I haven't played much with him yet, but. I think Fortnite needs to work on one thing. And it's the reason why I don't come back to play it a lot. And I love the game. Yes, it's the building, but it's the reason why i i don't come back to play it a lot and i love the game it's yes it's the building but it's like the sweats it's the inherent competitiveness of the game there is no relax the like relaxing and people like but there's no relaxing in call of duty i do feel like when i'm playing call of duty there are games and stuff where i don't have

to try hard well that's like for fortnite the closest thing to that is like team deathmatch team rumble team rumble even though i'm like i i used to play team rumble a shit ton and i still will play fortnite every now and then but it's that constant like do i really want to get on a game where i'm just gonna have to like get mad and sweat my ass off because like sometimes in fortnite i love it but like sometimes i'm just like all right i'm done for the day i can't with this but i have found if i'm playing with squads or stuff like that, it's a lot more relaxed, I think, because the communication makes us just play that much better. So it's like, oh, I see one.

And if you die, you don't feel bad because then everyone on your squad usually goes too. But enough for the Jackson and Ryan video game. I was enjoying geeking out. It's totally cool. I could go on forever about this shit. I noticed something while you guys were talking. I need you guys to give your input.

I was grabbing the side of my hair and kind of pulling it down. Okay. Is this side? So this has nothing to do with the subject matter which we were discussing. No, no, no. I was playing. He was just that bored. He was like, I was playing with my hair.

But did the guy that cut my hair? Did you get your hair cut? No, but like a month ago I did. You did? Is this side longer than this side? I can't tell because your I did. You did? Is this side longer than this side? I can't tell because your fingers are in the way. Okay, look at that. Hold on.

Turn. No, but the one I think on this side, the one on this side is curled a bit. Because I actually can, I can touch the hair to my tongue, which means it's getting long now. It is. Your hair is long.

Yours is, I've never seen you with hair this long i mean i haven't ever had it's longer than mine jackson it is yeah because you didn't shave your fucking head on stage you lost some pay for that one i haven't i haven't somebody was like jackson do it too like i don't get paid enough for that shit i don't think i've gotten a haircut since i shaved my head on stage so like there's been no trimming and neatening it up this is just that's crazy like it looks very nice still like thank you i haven't had a haircut since I shaved my head on stage, so there's been no trimming and neatening it up. That's crazy. It looks very nice, though.

Thank you. I haven't had a haircut, but I've had trims. I've had my texturing done. I haven't had my hair cut since then, either, I think. Really? Well, the place I usually go to is closed, and I like supporting this place because they're nice people. It's French's Beauty Salon. Wow.

Okay. You moved to L.A. You already tore it.'re gonna go to one of them one of them french places while you go fuck one of your fairy friends right right when you walk in they give you a tampon and paint your nails yeah i love except they they do give you they do like massage your skin not massage your scalp but like they wash your hair like i don't know when i have long hair i i like uh going to uh get my hair cut now because when when i had short hair it was just like and then done but now it's like they wash your hair and with like warm water and it feels good it's like it's like a whole experience when you have long i will say though

i think ryan would like where we get our hair cut yeah jackson and i go to this place uh in echo park called the westerner it's the best place i did so much research they find a good just affordable haircut that was good they cut it so well and they're so nice but it's all western theme but like it's like very old feeling like there's like cowhide rug the guys always just playing like western movies like listening to old records and it's like the guys are just cool and he has a dog in there it's a bit of ways for me though echo park is a bit far from you yeah but i i really uh the guy's just cool yeah he's super cool i do like ryan has perfect hair for a perm right now honestly he

could get a perm well i was looking at jerry curl i was looking at my hair in like uh the mirror today when i woke up is it is it curlier than it was when i grew it out last like is it i feel like it is i think it is but that might just be the way you've been uh like drying it when you get out of the shower or sleeping that is true i don't i usually would brush my hair like straight that's a hundred i don't i don't brush my hair anymore because my hair my hair looks better when i don't brush it honestly because i mix more i like the tech i like the texture who the fuck just is there Are people doing... I'm stretching. That might be me. No, no, no. Someone just...

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It wouldn't be a recording session without that. It really wouldn't. What's funny, think about a 24 hour period in a day. Like the small overlap of us recording and him doing his job always lines up. Well, I don't think he's going to be doing it, like, from 6 p.m. to, like, 8 a.m. Well, he should. He's doing the middle of the night.

Honestly. I wonder why gardeners don't just do it. He should respect us. Respect the podcasters. I know. We didn't hire him. No. He's not our gardener. No. He's not our gardener.

And also what pisses me off how are there that many weeds to be whacked every fucking day? How are there that many weeds to be whacked? There's no way there's that many weeds. Nah. I'm just Josh. The man's doing his job. I respect that. It's just loud. Well sorry to defend you. The man's doing his job. I respect that. It's just loud.

Well, sorry he defends you. It triggers me a little bit, I will say. I'm going to get the fake gun in the kitchen, go outside next time he's doing it, and just walk out with it in my pants. Hey, buddy. It's a little loud, huh? You mind? That thing got a volume switch on it?

Can you mute that? Buy him a silencer. Jackson has a coconut with a straw on it now that is my new thing now drinking out of coconuts yeah it was only a matter of time before the inevitable happened i love coconut water but it's so fucking expensive from the trees the coconut put the lime in the coconut and shake it off dude that's that song's an alan wake it's like so fucking good in that game because like it's like a jukebox. I've never played Alan Wake.

It's one of those ones that I was too scared to when I was a kid. Because I was a little baby. That's in my top five. I'd have to play. I don't know. The thing is, it's like. I want to play the one. Does playing an older game now take away some of that impact, you know?

Because it is dated. And I'm not saying like a dated game can't be good. But I'm saying if the nostalgia isn't there, you know because it is dated and i'm not saying like a dated game can't be good but i'm saying if the nostalgia isn't there you know i think for me that game i think definitely um but i think that game doesn't show its age as much as a lot of others like vice city dude don't even start sorry i think in general too horror if it's written well and the mechanics work well don't show the dating as much that's what i also uh will rarely play horror games but i will play them if i feel like they're gonna be good like so like i played dead space 2 dead space that's so good i haven't played three but i played one god i love that the new the newer resident evil was good the resident evil

seven good i really like i liked everything up and this is what everyone says so i'm you know i'm just preaching to the choir here but i liked everything up until the boring ass boat and mine level you were you know at the end yeah i didn't beat it oh you didn't no well i think i got to the part i was like most of the time you're in the house which is great twice and got like that far and i was like because Most of the time you're in the house, which is great. I played it twice and got like that far and I was like Because most of the time, yeah, you're in the house which is wonderful and there's a lot of puzzles there and then you go into this other segment of the game, which is

kind of like there's like a greenhouse, but it's all taking place on this one giant property of this family. And then at some point, the story takes you to just a boat, which is just boring and drab. And then you go underground and it's just a bunch of dirt, which is boring and drab and then you go underground and it's just a bunch of dirt which is boring and drab and then it ends in in a oddly enough it ends kind of how i would

expect like a marvel movie to end it ends in a big bombastic way which is i know the snaps his fingers huh i know the ending okay well because it's like that's kind of what brought it back to being a resident evil game for me though because like was the camp of like well there was camp throughout like when there was but not as much did you play the greenhouse boss no with the mom oh yes yes that boss was a bullet sponge it felt like and I hated it I love Justin

would scream his pants he's an arachnophobe and he would cry himself to sleep I love Resident Evil so much like my favorite village I can't wait that has werewolves and shit in it you know about village coming out isn't it they did like the walking phoenix movie eight yeah with uh with adrian brody anyway what were you talking about resident evil but i'm i'm even though i'm gonna hate playing it because i'm a big baby i can't wait for resident evil village so fucking scared of horror games same I've still

one of my favorite quote favorite games that I've never beaten is Fatal Frame 2 because I get too scared to finish it every time I play it we try to play on the channel and it didn't save but like that's the one where you're taking photographs and shit right no it did save Jackson was just too scared he deleted it it's like you're up for jump scares where it's like

you're like filming things and stuff always pops out you know I'm like, Jesus Christ. Did you ever play a, because this is an older game, I never played it, Condemned? Yes. I watched the gameplay of Condemned 2. Condemned 2 is. The bear bursts into the bottom. The bear level is so fucking scary.

I remember jumping while watching like a Let's Play of that back in the day. Did you ever watch 4Player Podcast? No. They were like old, like streaming on Justin TV. Like back when that was the platform. But like they would always old like streaming on justin tv like back when that was the okay platform but like they would always do horror games on there but like that's what got me into like fatal frame and condemned all that stuff was just watching people stream it like almost a decade ago wow i i haven't so there's one horror game that got a lot of good press that i didn't

play and i'm one like but part of me was because the reviews said there's this there's these parts in the game that go on for way too long and it feels like it's overextended it's the alien isolation did you ever play that i know but i want to play i've heard good things it's cool how it works because i just remember hearing like apparently there's two different like ai's working for the alien we're like one of them knows where you are and the other one can't know your location but like it's just one of them's feeding the other where like one of them knows where you are and the other one can't know your location but like it's just one of them's feeding the other ai like hotter and warmer or like like clues to find where you are that's cool coding is just so cool like that yeah i think what'd be fun is to

do horror games but matt has to play them okay i'd be down that is i think i have the only you played emily whatever whatever the fucking game was called. What was it called? Emily was here or whatever. You played that because we took turns. Well, what I was going to do. You played any other horror game on the channel. What I would like to do as a series.

So people can yell at you instead of me. We should do more horror besides just around Halloween. What I think would really piss people off, but what I would like to do is my first is like Dark Souls. And I have to play it the whole time. I've never played Dark Souls. That might be too much. Part 113. Even I'm intimidated to

do Dark Souls because I've played Bloodborne and Sekiro. And Sekiro is one of, honestly, in my top five favorite games of all time now. But I started playing it again recently. Can somebody please, in the comments of this podcast, can somebody please just

look at our Vice City series and just make us a list of what we have to do to beat the game? We know what we have to do. We have to get like two more money assets, but I don't know how... What's the fastest way to make money? That's all we need. If we can make a shit ton of money and buy those places,

I'll happily finish the game, but I don't want to fucking grind to earn money, so I have to pay $50,000, $70,000 to just complete the last two missions of the game. Bullshit, man. I have to. You gonna

take a shit? Yeah. Hey, Nico! have to you gotta take a shit yeah hey nico you want to go take a shit yeah can we wrap the podcast up while you're taking a shit okay yeah so i i'm gonna go uh take take a take a nice shit i want to actually real quick ryan i i want someone to no you said we were ending i want someone to do the math of how many podcasts you have taken a shit in. That would just be counting and having to listen to. No, I know, but I want to know exactly how many. It's not too much math. I want to know what percentage of podcasts has Ryan taken a shit.

X plus. I'd love to know what percentage of podcasts Ryan has farted into the mic and what percentage of podcasts Ryan has taken a poo-poo break. Because I feel like that would actually be surprising. A lot. The results will shock you. Anyone who wants to listen from the beginning and keep track of podcast Ryan has taken a poo poo break. Cause I feel like that'd actually be surprising a lot. The results will shock you. Anyone who wants to listen from the beginning and keep track of that. Is there no fart compilation from Dello beast?

I don't think so. That's interesting. I know. Hmm. Only, only best Mario moments. I want Dello to edit it though. So it just sounds like one continuous fart. Just like of all the farts.

Your farts are very unique. Go take a poo poo. Oh, we got to end the podcast. Bye everybody. Jackson, say bye. Bye. And where can they find you and support you?

You can support me on Twitter or Instagram, Jackson A. Tucker or twitch.tv. Here we go. I've started streaming a lot this year. A lot.

A lot. I only stream like once a week, but Jackson streams like- I try to do like minimum three times a week, generally more than that though, but it's twitch.tv slash Jackson A. Tucker. I might be starting a YouTube channel soon too. We'll put the links in the description. Well, we're not going to promote his YouTube channel because- No, that's-

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