supermegashow - EP 206 - Big Boy of The Bus

Episode Date: August 19, 2020

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Yeah. Oh, this is going to be so weird. It's a crazy podcast. Whoa, we're starting off crazy. Oh, let me get my drink. Whew. Okay. How's it feel?

Ooh, warm chair. That's nice. It's warm. I do, I do, uh, the reason I chose that chair is because the back support makes you kind of like, it's a bit stiffer instead of like, you feel like you're going into this cushion, I guess. Now, I'm making an effort not to get too close to this microphone. Uh-huh.

Because I've kept in mind what this microphone has been through. And will continue to be through. And will continue to go through. So I'm trying to, uh, stay on this. How does it feel though, being in my seat? It feels nice. It's, uh, it's, uh, it? It feels nice. It's a it's a it's a nice chair. It's a nice seat. You got a nice

view. You have Tom our Tom Brady poster to look at. Yeah. You can actually see outside so I'm jealous of you because I can't see outside. You can see the cracks. Yo let's open the window. Do it. You won't. Pussy. Yes I will. Pussy boy, let's open the window. Do it. You won't. Pussy. Yes, I will.

Pussy boy, open that goddamn window. Oh, that looks beautiful. Why don't we open the window in here more and get a little more natural? Oh, it's so nice. A little bit of natural light. Oh, I can see it all now. Yes. I can see the neighbor's backyard.

I can see our driveway. Holy crap. Lois. neighbor's backyard. I can see our driveway. Holy crap. Lois. It's episode, oh my god, it's episode. What was that? I don't know. Did you see my face right when you said that? Yeah.

Oh my god. Oh my god. It's episode 206 of the, I don't know what I'm doing. It just became Canadian. It became like Australian, like a butchering of Ross's accent. Holy crap, Lois. Holy crap, Lois. It's episode 206 of the Super Megacast.

Peter. Peter. It's episode 206. I can't do it any better. It's episode 206 Of the Super Megacast Peter 206 Nice

Peter it's not 205 it's 206 Ugh Dude It's good to be here Another good week at the Super Megaplex Working hard or hardly working You know what I'm saying A little of both, baby.

A little bit of both. We shot a bunch of videos this week. We did more next week. We're finally getting back to that good old just regular schedule. That grind, baby. To all those who were getting worried that the end of Super Mega was nigh because we weren't uploading as much, don't worry. We just sometimes do that, and this has probably been the biggest one of those

just because of all the excuses we've listed before. Y'all know. But, yeah, we're back. I'm back in black. You are wearing black, yeah. You're actually wearing a super mega shirt. Yep, can you tell that I'm out of, I need to do my laundry? Yeah.

Every time, I know when you need to do the laundry because that's when you show up wearing super mega merch. And I'm like, you wouldn't normally wear that, would you? No, I mean, I'll wear this around my house because it fits nice. I honestly... It does look good. I feel like this sweatshirt fits really nice. It doesn't hold on to my rolls and my fat and my titties and all that. Nice. Well, it looks good on you.

I did start working out recently, actually. After gaining a lot of fucking weight, too. I gained back again because I love eating. I just realized two-thirds of your outfit is designed by yours truly. Really? Yeah. Yeah, y'all can't see it, but I finally got my hands on a Matt Watson hat. It's my favorite hat, and I'm not going to let you guys know what it is,

because you guys will never be like, oh, I'm kidding, it's the slime one. You'll see it in the video. It's the turquoise one. There's lots of videos with it actually coming out soon. Yeah, it's like my new hat. Whoa, dude, your hair looks fucking good right now. Yeah. Don't do it.

Don't. It looks really good right now. Like, it's like, oh my God, dude, your hair looks, I gotta take a picture of this, man. Wow, really? Your hair looks fucking killer right now. It's because the hat hair helps. I've always noticed that the hat hair will help calm the hair down, but I don't think it would look good. God, what a sexy ass man. Holy shit. Let me see what the hat hair will help calm the hair down, but I don't think it would look good. God, what a sexy ass man.

Holy shit. Let me see what my hat hair looks like. I saved this so I can masturbate to this later. Look at this. Look at how it's kind of swept back behind your ear a little bit. Ryan, you get... God damn. That's why you're the hardest one of Super Mega.

Because look at me, man. I'm just this scrawny little fucker. No. With a nasally voice. No, you got that fucking smirk. Smirk? You're tall, you know? Have you seen my side profile, Ryan? It ain't looking too good.

It ain't doing me too many favors. I know a few fans, men, women, and all the rest of them that would say that their nether regions get a bit quivery when they look at you and your profile. Okay. Well, I'd say that the majority would say that about Ryan McGee. Not Matt Watson. Well, just know that I'm, obviously I haven't taken it to heart. Otherwise, I would actually have done something about you know the state of my

body and i would actually try to look somewhat decent i guess just got breaking news um epic games is suing apple wait what yeah maker of hit video game fortnite sues apple after games removal from app store in dispute over payment system so earlier today uh this is probably old news by now but apple took fortnite off of the app store because fortnite changed the value of vbucks so they made them a little bit cheaper is that what it was they made them cheaper and i think the whole thing is like apple with apple pay usually whenever a company uses apple, I might be totally wrong on the numbers, but they do take, I want to say it was almost 30, but it's a huge, it's a nice little chunk of change when Apple Pay is used. Apple Pockets a good bit of it.

And so I don't think they wanted to get rid of that wonderful deal of theirs, I guess. I don't know. And now Epic's going to sue Apple. Yeah, they are. The first trillion dollar corporation. Wait, what? Apple. Oh.

I thought, you're like, Epic is going to sue. Okay, Epic's not the trillion dollar corporation. Epic will hit it soon. No way. I'm pretty sure Apple's valued at a trillion. Well, I believe that. I was just talking about Epic. That's fucking ridiculous, dude. Did we mention on the last podcast the bad news what's the bad news for me at least

how i legitimately have nothing nothing to fucking look forward to this year no we haven't mentioned it because it happened in between the episodes this is this is a hard one for you man it is when you said this my heart dropped for you you know I'm playing it up for the bit, but of course that comes with a bit of truth. You're not playing it up for the bit, dude. I saw when you first found out. Yeah, I was very upset. I was somber. Well, let's talk about it.

Let's get it out. So Halo Infinite was delayed until 2021, which is honestly, it's a good thing i guess at the end of the day um because they gives them more time to work on their game right you know there's that classic quote that's been shared to oblivion um a a delayed game will maybe be decent but a rushed game will make a lot of money or whatever the quote is I think that was it word for word anonymous

it was actually like a delayed game will be good will be forever good and a rushed game will be forever bad or some shit like that whatever the quote is but it's like I understand that and I understand the sentiment behind it, but it is kind of disappointing that Xbox will not have a launch for its new console, that being

Halo. Halo hasn't had a launch with a console since the, I think, the original Halo Combat Evolved for the original Xbox. Man, that would have been so perfect. I know. Why don't they just do what Epic does and really crack the whip on their employees and force them to work overtime?

Well, see, for some reason, some journalists started doing stories and now game studios can't crunch. Yeah. So thanks a lot, journalists. Which I was thinking about it with crunch and everything. Like, I actually, in my heart of hearts, when I think of a movie or a video game, God, what is going on? This stupid carbonated stuff is making me burp a little bit more. But anyways, when it's a movie or a video game, you have like hundreds, sometimes thousands of people meticulously working at this one thing. at this one thing could you imagine if like there are little personal like amazing statues of wonderful quality you could buy where it took like a whole bunch of different people like hundreds of hundreds of hours days and days of constant work and and tweaking and all of a sudden

it's like yeah just uh go watch this wonderfully crafted thing for uh I don't know, let's say 15 bucks. It's like, okay, yeah, 100%. Just like, but then you think of someone selling like a handcrafted wood carving of your, your dead dog,

Jeremy or something. That'll, that'll cost like over a hundred. I don't know. And I know one is a memory of a dog, blah, blah, blah.

But I, I, I think that sometimes think that sometimes it's a bit underestimated, like the amount of work that gets put into games and movies. I'm not saying they should be more expensive. But it's just like there's so many people involved with those projects that put a lot on the line or put like a lot of their time and effort into it. It's also crazy, you know know just the way i mean i know i know it's just how it works but like how much money a video game will make versus like the people that actually did all the work how much money they make but it's fucking the amount of work that goes into big triple a not even triple a, like indie games when you have a team of like one, two, three, four people working on like a game

like that takes so much work, like so much ridiculous amounts of work. I'm pretty sure Stardew Valley is made by one person. Yes. Jesus Christ. See that I wish I had that kind of drive because I'm trying to get more into game development because I've always wanted to do it, but to think of like

making something like Stardew Valley all by myself that's the dream like that seems like that'd be such a fun project to work on but that would have to take up like years all of your productivity that's all that's all I would have to do all day I mean just look at even um I'm not this isn't a diss but dream daddy was a dating sim very just kind of you, you know, 2D art, whatever. But you and I saw the production, regardless of, like, just what one would think of, you know, oh, they didn't have to 3D render all this shit

and do blah, blah, blah, all that. But, like, it was still, like, there was a lot of people working on that really hard, and they spent a lot of their time. Yeah, it took forever. Yeah, and they finally got it out. I remember it's just like by the end of it it's just like oh we finally got this shit they just wanted it out they just wanted it released i know it's just like oh my god it's just it's felt like such a pipe dream for the longest time that this thing is going to release

and then it finally did it felt it felt good to see him to see him all so happy yeah people people work work hard well which which is the direct kind of like i guess uh argument where it's like i want to believe that this time for the delay is going to go into you know polishing the game and making it perfect but it it's still a bit wary that they were about to they were actually about to release this like they were releasing like very big promotional stuff they were ready to release it for holiday i think it was the fan backlash that probably stunted them and were like maybe we should uh think so yeah because i mean they were doing things of uh not releasing ray tracing uh like on launch with it with in terms of the xbox series x

ray tracing being something that could take up a lot of i guess memory or hardware or just it it requires the next gen console uh to do and so when you don't have something in there that that one specific thing being a just one out of the many things that i guess they have to fix but i forgot what i was gonna say perfect end of a conversation just well i forgot everything else i was gonna say yeah yeah well i've been uh what was i saying what was i in the middle of saying else I was going to say. Yeah. Yeah. What was I saying? What was I in the middle of saying?

I don't know, dude. I was thinking about big boobs. You weren't listening to me? I was thinking about big boobs. You were thinking about big boobs? Yeah. Okay. Well, imagine Craig with big boobs. Who's Craig?

Craig's the meme of the brute. Oh, yeah. The Craig meme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been playing Yakuza 0, and I was just thinking about how many hours of work I had to go into that game. Because if the game is like 60 hours, then I'm like, a lot more than 60 hours of work. How far are you into it?

Probably like 7 hours right now. Have you gone to the chat bars? That's not in this one. What? This one takes place in the 80s. But I do Oh, I think I played 6. You didn't finish 6. You started playing 6, but what I did was

I went into a little place where there's CRT TVs and boxes of tissues and you can unlock and watch different like erotic videos but they're just it's just real videos well it's the same thing in Zero where it's like they never show anything

but it's kind of like Zero's the one I'm playing. Huh? You're talking about six. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Six.

Um, I just remember you, there were the videos of girls, I guess you can collect or whatever on the, on the chat thing. And they never show anything or, or anything like that. But it's just weird seeing kind of like it's like this is porn but we have

to pg-13 it yeah you know what i mean they don't show anything but it'll be like a girl like blowing up a balloon yeah like in a in a mini skirt and it's like i think this is hot i i think so and then it ends and then uh it shows the box of tissues and the main character's like and then I got a trophy that was called I did it for the trophy well the thing is you have to like spend I think I think money I can't remember what you have to spend it on in six to buy them but I bet you this is a problem

with some people where it's like oh this one she almost showed a tit I guess maybe the next one she will. No! I think that's the whole draw to people like Belle Delphine and stuff, too. Because it's like, they never show anything, but every guy is like, you know,

next time's going to be the time that she's going to do it. She's finally going to do it. Do you think she'll ever show anything? I mean, why would she? She's gotten this far, made this much money and fame without doing it why why would she need to exactly it's just like an extra step it's not i think i feel like maybe when she's desperate for money if she ever hits that point maybe i just feel like in some way not saying anything about people who do full nudity but i can see from her perspective how she could see it as devaluing her business strategy

you know what I mean that's a very obvious take but once she does that Pandora's box is open and now everyone knows what her nipples look like what her vagina looks like what her butthole looks like

exactly and people keep coming back because it's the mystery there. It's like, oh, maybe this will be the time. Oh, I saw a little bit of areola. I know the color of her nipples. Oh, come on. Oh, what is she going to show next? Oh, my God.

She's fully naked, but the bubbles are covering her creases. Yeah, but look, she's been very successful. She makes a lot of stuff that could be deemed as cringe, but hey, she's working that grind. In more ways than one, brother. Sexual jokes. She definitely figured out how to utilize business strategies. She should teach a business course.

She's one of the big ones that did that. Is it just because she started doing the, what is it called? What's that style of e-girl called? Like whatever. I don't know. Kawaii. It's just the very Japanese-esque,

you know, anime, I guess. Like the white girls, very weeaboo-ish, doing like the... It's the whole very Japanese-esque anime, I guess. Like the white girls, very weeaboo-ish. It's the whole thing where they cross their eyes and stick out their tongue and then throw up the peace signs. Oh, I Hey Gal. Yeah, that one. I knew you knew what the name was. I just can't remember it because I have a tiny little monkey brain. I wish I had big brain.

You wish you had big brain? I wish I had big brain like you. I wish I had nice hair like you. Oh, wow. That's big toes like you. Oh wish I had nice hair like you. Oh, wow. That's lit. Big toes like you. Oh, I need to cut my toenails. Cute little toes.

God, those are cute piggies. Thanks, man. But I saw a billboard for Riley Reid the other day. Like a billboard. Really? Yeah. Damn. And I was like, whoa.

She got her own billboard and everything. And it just got, it made me just really. Horny. Made me really horny. I was driving by. Next thing you know. She'll never have sex with us. I had such a big erection.

Dude, she could have sex with us. Dude, what if, what if she, what if she were to do a porno where she fucks two Let's Players? Do you think if we did an R-rated like super mega sketch music video, that was more so, like, a comedy than anything else. But she just happened to be in it. And we had sex with her. That she would do that? Yeah. Really?

I'm sure. I don't think so. She liked No Nut November. Did she? Okay. Does she follow you, though? No, but I heard from someone that knows her that she was singing it, like, all day around the house. Okay.

That's an N, you know? Damn. we could maybe uh have sex with her now oh damn okay well i mean i i didn't i didn't sing no not november yeah but you are like i said the heartthrob of super mega no i guess i guess but but you know she's used to all those she's used to all those porn actor guys with the six packs and the muscles. Yeah, but maybe what she wants is something real, Ryan. Maybe she's sick of the fake bullshit. Do you think so? Maybe she wants something real.

Dude, I could just imagine it now. Her coming to pick me up from my house. She's fully naked in a children's toy car get in the passenger seat give her a little kiss I still can't get over that all I'm thinking of is like could you imagine me doing that and getting away with it driving around jerking myself off

in a children's toy car. Like a residential neighborhood. Because if you did that and posted the video, I guarantee within two days there would be a knock on your door from the police. And they'd be like you are now a registered sex offender.

She gives kind of like female Jake Paul energy to me. If Jake Paul were a porn star. Jake Paul's going to do it at some point. You think? He's going to have to show his penis at some point. I can see. I mean, Tana Mongeau has started revealing her breastises.

Say what? Yeah. Her big balloons. She been showing them? Her bulging baboons. That's what I'm going to call breasts from now on. Her voluptuous. her bulging baboons? That's what I call breasts from now voluptuous or bulging baboons or voluptuous sandbags. Yeah Whoo says she been nipple to I mean those dust carriers can really make a grown man purr You know what I'm saying?

It was a Bags of cheese. Those sag bags. Sag bags. My favorite term for bra is over the shoulder boulder holder. That's still like the best. The best one. We got to get banana hammocks. Yeah. Okay, so remember how we used to have wiener Wednesday at the office? We did.

Which was just basically you had to walk with your... What happened to it? I don't know. You have to walk with your wiener out of your zipper all day around the office. We did. Which was just basically you had to walk with your. What happened to it? I don't know. You have to walk with your wiener out of your zipper all day around the office. Thank God no women work here. Yeah. Because that'd be a lawsuit waiting to happen. It's just a, it's a men only company. Sorry.

Yeah. Sorry, ladies. This Super Mega is for men only. But basically we should have Banana Hammock Monday or just something where we have to just all day we work in Banana Hammock. You know have Banana Hammock Monday. Or just something where we have to just, all day we work in banana hammocks. You know what a banana hammock is? Like, it's essentially a thug. But it goes around your shoulders.

Ooh. Like what Borat did. I would love to get one of those. I'm going to the beach tomorrow, actually. So maybe I should. Where? I don't know. Some place up north.

A secluded little beach. Ah. So I'm thinking about maybe, seeing if I can get myself one today. Wearing it tomorrow. Would you wear it at the beach? Of course I'd wear it at the beach. Why would you wear it at the beach? I want to make a statement. It's funny.

Actually, I want to see right now. We should sell Super Mega Banana Hammocks. Let me effing, let me see how much they cost on Amazon. Because I'm sure there's some good ones. Like an American flag one or like, are they actually called banana hammocks? I'm sure you could search it up and find them that way. Uh, here's a thing to hang bananas on. No, I can't find one on Amazon.

Do you like bananas? It's just things that hang. Found one, found one. Okay. Uh, men's mankini. A mankini? It's just things that hang. Found one. Found one. Okay. Men's mankini. A mankini? It's called a mankini? Oh, dude.

These are sick. Ooh, should I get green? It has black. It says men's mankini swimsuit thong Borat style. V-sling stretch sexy underwear. I loved it. Even though it was a thing before Borat, now they just put that in the name because I loved it. Like, even though it's a thing before Borat, now it like, they just put that in the name because people know it.

I can see this man's penis on Amazon through the... Well, if you wore one, people would be able to see your penis. Well, I would not be posting pictures

of myself wearing this. Are you sure? Positive. I could see it. I like that one of the pictures on Amazon is just a picture of Borat

with his thumbs up. Okay. I'm going to order one right now. One size. Hell yeah. Select size. Do you all still have nudity day in your household or whatever it's called? Nudity day?

I forget what it's called. We don't have nudity day. We had one night of seeing what we were testing to see what it's like to be a nudist. And we closed all the blinds and just walked around naked I feel like nudists are a little more nature based they spend more time outside well see with quarantine

we can't be going outside we'll see my next door neighbors have a balcony and middle school son well it's on your property it's their fault for looking out the window that is true and spying on you in your residence

exactly so if they see something that's too bad oops go home tell dad who will probably beat the ever living shit out of you but just go not answer the door naked punches me straight in the face hey what's up chad his name's not chad you just call him chad yeah yeah well would you ever would you be okay if we

had like nudity day at the office i mean it felt freeing i still feel a little uncomfortable when i'm naked Just like naturally For some reason I like Having underwear on I like having Even though It's a

I don't like sleeping naked There's just I actually slept Naked recently Because of the whole Laundry dilemma But I ended up You know

Getting a few Pair of underwears Washed and all And all ready Just Not any clothes Unfortunately But

But Matt Yeah The important thing is Are you ready? Yeah washed and all and already just not any clothes unfortunately but but matt yeah important the important thing is are you ready yeah the important thing is i can't push one out you were trying i was trying careful don't i think it's a log and not not any air you know you want to go get it out it's fine i can i can i can keep it in there so We can do some ad reads while you go get it out if you want. Okay. Okay. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small.

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but I figured right now would be a nice little time just to catch up one-on-one. So, sport, what do you say you and me go outside and throw the old pigskin around? Hey, does that sound good? Maybe if you don't throw the old pigskin, maybe we can, uh, go get the old baseball out. The old, uh, the old mitt, maybe, uh, toss a couple balls back and forth, you know, play catch, have a good old time. And if, uh, that doesn't fit your fancy son, then maybe we could just stay inside and do a puzzle. How's that sound? Maybe a 500 piece puzzle?

If that's too hard we can do a 250 or 100 piece. Or if puzzle's not what you're into maybe we can start a lemonade stand. You know? Think about it. You and your old man twisting lemons getting the juice out

putting some sugar and some water up in there selling it for 25 cents a pop son we're gonna be rich by the day's end and not only will the money be in our pockets but we will have the joy and satisfaction in our hearts that father and son

came together and did something beautiful hearts that father and son came together and did something beautiful. Alright, that's the end of that bit. I'm gonna wait for Ryan to finish taking a shit. Oh, here comes Ryan. How was it? All done. All done? Yeah.

Still wish we had a bidet in the office, but that's fine. Yeah, see the table's broken over there. We don't have a bidet in the office, but that's fine. Yeah, see the table's broken over there. That's great. We don't have a bidet in the office. What are we, poor? I know. We should get one. Make Jackson set it up.

I mean, that's his job. Force him to do all the shit we don't want to do. That's basically Jackson's job description. Yeah. Do the shit we don't want to do. Sometimes post on a social media account every now and then, and then halfway build something, and then we finish it. It's like the race car setup we have right now.

Yes. From American Truck Simulator. I saw him working on it yesterday. Yeah. He was doing a real good job. Jackson's at the Grand Canyon right now. He actually attached the wheel to a table instead of the thing that we bought. Yeah.

The metal frame that the wheel goes on. That's cool. That's fine. That's fine. Well, the metal frame's not really working out that well anyway. I mean, the whole setup isn't working out that well. Those three episodes are some of the most hectic episodes of Truck Simulator. This sounds like,

oh, it's an ad hub. Now, if you haven't watched Truck Simulator, you're going to want to watch these because it gets crazy. It actually does, though, because we cannot figure out how to work this

goddamn steering wheel pedal setup that we bought. And it keeps falling apart while we're playing. And we also learned that you can flip your truck. So, very fun episodes. And, dude, I was amped up on some G Fuel.

We got Fall Guys coming out soon. Several male videos, too. What else we got? Oh, we got a... We got that one good video coming out. We got that monkey tier list video. We do. We do.

That's coming out, I don't know when. Hopefully, probably next week, I imagine. Whenever that bastard Justin finishes it. I called him a few hours ago. He's working on it today. He was working on it yesterday, too, so it might be done today. Good Justin. It's one of those videos where you just have to cut a lot. Yeah. Just gotta do a lot of cutting here and there.

But I'm excited to see it. I can't wait to watch it. That's one of those videos where I'm like, I'm gonna watch this one. I definitely think a male video's coming out, like, this week. It should have already come out by the time this airs. I hope so. Depends on how... Because it's ready. I mean, it's up on the...

Right? We just need the... Is that the final version? I think so. Oh. I rewatched it in the beginning and everything. It looks fine to me. Tucker texted me. Yeah? Yeah.watched it in the beginning and everything. It looks fine to me. Tucker texted me.

Yeah? Sending me naked photos of himself again. No, he didn't. That makes me very uncomfortable. No way. Please stop. Yeah. I have seen a nice naked photo of Tucker.

What are you doing when you get home after this, Matt? What do you typically do? I'm sure it's not like, oh, every day is a mystery. It is, actually. Most days, it's a mystery. When I get home, first thing I do is I drink my testosterone powder, make a little shake with that stuff. I'll invite my girlfriend over, beat her, send her home, which is just a side effect of the testosterone stuff I take. And she understands. she's very sweet about it

do some pushups take a nap jerk off a couple times and then drink about a fifth of vodka and go to bed I honestly see that except for the beating part being true you think I drink testosterone

I don't know what What you do, you do a lot of you've taken supplements before. But testosterone's not like a supplement, dude. Whatever. Why? Do you think I need to be taking testosterone? I don't know. It's your fault that you were lying the whole time when I asked you a question

of what you do when you get home. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do today. You're the one that lied. Usually when I get home, I just chill, get on my computer, hang out with people in the living room, make some food, drink some water, you know,

maybe go call my mom or my dad in the backyard. Maybe go to the grocery store, do some grocery shopping. That's what I did yesterday. Got home and I went down to the grocery store. Yeah. Fun stuff. Really fun stuff. And then I played Yakuza with Christian. Today's plan is when I get home, we're going to go to a sake store, get some sake, then come back and drink it while playing Yakuza and then watch the Takashi Miike Yakuza movie that he made based on the game.

Have you seen Ichi the Killer? Not yet, but I saw a movie directed by that guy. I didn't like that much. He's made like over a hundred movies. I think it was called Eight Assassins or Thirteen Assassins. He's made so many movies.

It was alright. I don't know. It movies so it was alright I don't know it just felt for some reason I don't know I just it felt very bland action-y kind of he made an Ace Attorney movie too I'd love to see that

so he's made a lot of video game movies so he made the one about Yakuza and he made one about Ace Attorney I'd love to see that so he's made a lot of video game movies so he made the one about Yakuza and he made one about Ace Attorney I'd love to see Ichi the Killer though it's very good and like I told you about the semen in the beginning it's actually his semen

so I have seen this movie before I've only seen the opening shots but I remember being up in my room and Daniel telling me that fact about it and like before I've only seen the opening shots but I remember being up in my room and Daniel telling me that fact about it and like he's like did you know this is some dude's cum I think he looked it up on YouTube or some shit

yeah it's real cum like the title sequence has cum dripping on it and like under like a black light and it's his cum good for him man I know we gotta start figuring out ways to put our cum in more super mega content. Do you think there's... Wait, I have a question. Does cum need to be censored?

Like, if we're like, hey, guys, this is a cup of our cum, and we just showed the cup of cum, would the cum need to be censored? Yeah, probably. Because I feel like it's the implications of what it, like necessarily the image itself. If you didn't know it was cum, you know, it's not necessarily offensive. But a cup of piss is fine. Mmm, that's, I don't know. Or a cup of poop is probably fine, I'm assuming. A cup of poop.

The implications behind what it is, is what makes it. A cup of breast milk, I'm assuming, would be fine as well. Yeah, but that's beautiful, Ryan. That's beautiful. That comes from a woman's body. It's not the same as us saying it's a cup of vaginal secretion, you know? Yeah, see, that'd have to be censored. Would it?

Probably. I don't know. I mean, most people would probably want that to be censored. Yeah, I understand that. But, like, what's the purpose of censoring cum? So, because if people zoom in on the cum close enough, they can actually steal my genetic information. They can take screenshots of it

and then use my DNA. When you censor, like I understand the censoring of a cock, you know, a dick, a penis, a Johnson. Cum is so intimate, dude, because cum comes from an orgasm. True. You know, so it's like it's very, the implications behind an orgasm true you know so it's like it's it's very the implications

behind cum are like you know yeah it's not like it just leaks out or like could you imagine if instead like every now and then just like how women have their periods if guys just like came in their pants for like a solid three to four days it was just like sorry we got to empty out these unused loads that's what happens when you don's what happens when you get those nocturnal emissions. I mean, yeah, it does work in that way. What do they call it? I forget the name for them. What are they?

Wet dreams? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You forget the word wet dreams? I did, because I barely have them. I've had wet dreams like three times in my life. And they're never sexual. This is probably like once or twice, honestly. They're never sexual.

That's the weird thing. Most wet dreams aren't sexual. This is probably like once or twice, honestly. They're never sexual. That's the weird thing. Most wet dreams aren't sexual. It's probably because I'm running on empty. Come reviews! I had a dream. My first wet dream was I was Hey mom, what's up? I know you're listening to this. Oh, I thought you were starting. I was like, what?

I thought you started the dream. So my first wet dream started like this. I was like, hey mom, what's up? Oh no. I was at a desk doing paperwork. And then I just came. And that was my first wet dream. But it wouldn't be my last.

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I was outside of my house and randomly all of a sudden she pulls up in one of those, you know one of those cars that Riley Reed masturbated in? The little ones, the little children cars? Yeah. She drove up in one of those and was like, hey, I you see me naked i'm like what yeah just follow me and she started like driving away and the whole dream was me like trying to catch up but every time she turned a corner she would be like a mile ahead damn like no damn that's that i want to see what a naked

person looks like that's crazy dude I know. The mind of a, how, when was this? This was back before we moved. I want to say I was in fourth or fifth grade or some shit like that. I have this one recurring dream that is kind of ridiculous at this point, how frequently I have it,

where I'm like, it has to mean something. Like, but I don't want to wait. I don't want to go to a dream analyst because I feel like that's just dumb. Yeah. But I keep having this one dream probably twice a week for the last six months. And that's never happened to me before. And it's not like a weird dream.

It's just I'm back in high school and it's the last day of high school. And it's like the last period. And I'm like i'm done with school like i'm done with school and then i go i say bye to my friends and then i walk to the bus and then i miss the bus and i have that dream like twice a week i have legitimately legitimately legitimately missed the bus on multiple occasions. Shit sucks. Every time. Every time I'd be like walking down being like, every time the bus was like five minutes early and there's nothing I guess the bus can do about it, I guess.

I don't know. Well, my thing was, you know, where I went to school was pretty far drive from where I lived. So if I missed the bus, I'd have to be like, ah, shit, I got to call my dad. I was going to have to drive all the way out here. I think that's for any kid, really. Not too many kids would walk home

at least in my schools I mean you had them but it was always like a neighborhood that was just across the street but most neighborhoods were like

miles away from the school I rode the bus all the way throughout high school I never had a car in high school because I all the other kids I knew

their parents were like here here's a car me my junior year I got a I got a Volkswagen Jetta. Damn. 2003, baby. My parents made me a deal. They said, if you want to save up for a car, we'll help you match it.

Which I should have done, but I never did. I think I was one of the last people in, I think I was like one of the only two people in my entire senior class that still rode the bus. Like everybody drove a road with friends. Were you a loser? Were you with all the freshmen and sophomores? Dude, I was the king of the, I was the king of the back of the bus. All those mouth breathing fuckers. Well, I see, I'd go to the back of the bus, bro. That was my domain.

No one would sit with me. No. Right? Not because I was uncool. Seriously. Not because I was uncool, but because I just, you know. I was the big boy on the bus. You radiated confidence with that classic, you sat up there with your Matt Watson smirk. Yep. You were like, the classic smirk. And I was the big boy on

the bus. People didn't want to fuck with the big boy on the bus. You're probably one of the tallest kids in the school, honestly. Actually, what's funny is my bus driver was this old white dude. I never knew his name, but he had like four outfits. He drove you every day and you can't even remember his name? I even remember my bus driver's name. I remember my other bus driver's name.

Her name was legitimately Miss Daisy. No way. Yeah. She drove all of us around, Miss Daisy. And Miss Daisy was driving? Yeah. Yeah. So you're being driven by Miss Daisy. No way. Yeah. She drove all of us around. And Miss Daisy was driving? Yeah. So you're being driven by Miss Daisy. Yeah. Nice. She was super

sweet. I had a bus driver that sold candy. That was just like a cardboard box. I don't think they should be doing that. I don't think so either. I don't think they're allowed to be selling edibles to kids. She had a cardboard box of just a lot of candy and i remember i could give a hustle two bucks and get like a snickers bar it's a decent

hustle i guess i remember like but you weren't allowed to eat it on the bus and also then you weren't allowed to have headphones on don't know what the fuck that's the same thing like we weren't allowed to listen to music sometimes why i don't understand that what's the same thing. Like, we weren't allowed to listen to music sometimes. Why? I don't understand that. What's the fucking point? Don't you want the kids to shut up? No phones to be used on the bus. Like, I actually, the bus driver. That was only one, like, substitute bus driver that had that rule for some stupid fucking reason. Well, the bus driver, the old white guy I had senior year and junior year, he didn't really like me and my friend that much.

Because someone had, like, smeared around really like me and my friend that much because someone had like smeared around like a PB and J sandwich once near the back of the bus. It blended on you? Yeah. It wasn't me, but he thought it was me. Um, in fact, I was napping when it happened, but basically he yelled at me for it. And I was like, that wasn't me. He's like, and then one day, uh, my friend was on the bus.

Did you cut up a lot? Is that why he thought it was you? Yeah. I cut up a lot. I was always cutting up in class and on the bus. Did you cut up a lot? Is that why he thought it was you? Yeah, I cut up a lot. I was always cutting up in class and on the bus. He couldn't stop me. I know, you have a history of it. I was the big boy on the bus. You had to always show your dominance in some fashion,

whether that means pantsing your sister at a very... I didn't pants when I lifted her skirt up in front of everybody. It's essentially the same thing. It's probably worse. Yeah. But my friend stuck his head out the window while we were going over a bridge. And the bus driver just like, the second we get off the bridge, just pulls over. And I was like, uh-oh.

And he just gets up and starts walking to the back of the bus. And everyone's like silent. And he comes back. He's like, I'll tell you what. You stick your dang head out the window, you're going to get depacitated. And he always would pull over to yell at this one kid. Did he accidentally spit on you? Excuse me.

I purposely spit on me. Should we put on a little more gently? Come on. Yeah, whoa. The sound proofing is kind of getting a little crooked. If that falls, I'm going to be furious. Well, if it falls, it would hurt me. Yeah.

I'm just going to keep it there. But, God, the bus was... Did I ever tell you about the one bus driver I had who, like, if she smelled perfume, she was, like, in a chemical fire. And if she smelled perfume or deodorant, she'd, like, violently start hacking her lungs up and, like, pull over and, like, run off the bus and throw up everywhere. Would you purposely, like, walk by and go... No, but she'd start coughing. off the bus and throw up everywhere would you purposely like walk by and go no but she'd start coughing her name was sheila and she always wore these big oversized t-shirts that would it would be like a cross but made out of drumsticks and it'd be like the rock band

fountains they stick with jesus like shirts like that and basically she'd be driving and then she'd smell like cologne like turn it off and uh i don't know she would say turn it off for some reason turn it up and then one time she smelled something like pulled the bus over and just ran outside and like threw up outside the bus and she came back in was like i was in a chemical fire and my lungs are scarred and i can't smell that stuff and then one time she started doing it and someone was like, it's a banana. It's a banana. And she was like screaming to like, like close it and like get rid of it. And they're like, it's a banana, Sheila.

I mean, she had to run off the bus again. Wild, wild, wild stuff. Sheila doesn't like perfume or bananas. I was not the big boy of the bus on that bus though. That was one of those buses that so many kids rode that it was always three people per seat, which was the worst. See, I had a lot of misadventures on the bus. I had

a kid that would hide condoms in my backpack to try to get me in trouble with my parents, because then they'd find a condom in my backpack. Damn, dude, that's like that's mean. Yeah, his name was Ryan, too. Damn, I did get bullied on the bus by one kid. He was one of those

guys that like, it was an, I guess it was I want to say 7th grade, 7th, I think it was 7th or 8th. I want to say, I think it's 7th. He was one of those kids that's like, yeah, I've had sex so much yeah, I'm gonna, I got my

I got my dingle sucked, you know, how kids are. Yeah, dude. He was just bragging a lot. And me being a good little Christian boy, I was like, I've never kissed a girl. I've never, I've never seen any of that. He's like, huh, really? Well, let me tell you about it. Well, how about this?

And he hands me a condom. I'm like, no, no, I don't think I'll need it. Like, it felt like to me me that was like a big moment. Like, it was like declining a cigarette. Like, it really felt like. Like God was proud of you. Well, it felt like in that moment, declining the condom meant like I was declining sex. Like, I had any means to do that at the time.

I'm good. I'm good. I know if I had it, I'd use it tonight. Because, I mean, come on, I'm me. But, yeah, I'm going to give all y'all. I look around the bus because I mean, come on, I'm me. But yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give all y'all, I look around the bus and I look at all the men. I'm gonna give, all the boys, sorry. I'm gonna give all y'all a head

start. I'm gonna give myself, let's say, until I'm 19 to fornicate with a woman. Y'all have until then. After that, it's done for y'all. You start having sex with every woman in the state. Yeah, it's just like, it's kind of like'all you start having sex with every woman in the state yeah it's just like it's kind of like a ripple effect once I pleased

one woman she would tell another woman and then she wouldn't be able to be satisfied by her husband or boyfriend or brother or whoever well it was South Carolina yeah she'd go Ryan please I heard from this girl that you satisfied her this good and she was screaming and squirting out of her pussy and she squirted

out of her nose Ryan were squirted out of her nose ryan were you 19 is that what happened when i when i first had sex yeah i was saying bro i was it was a high five i want to cross too much information it was just with a co-worker just a co-worker who uh yeah that's it i was the first time i when I lost my virginity, it really was, uh, afterwards I was like, huh, so that was sex. That's how I felt. I thought it was going to be like this big, like way cooler thing. And then I was like, oh.

It was interesting. It was interesting. That's a good way to put it. I was like, so that's, so that's sex. But I don't know. For some reason, I think I had, it was more of an impact when I like first made out with a girl. I was like, whoa, my man.

This is epic. When I first had sex, I mean, it was epic. But I feel like sex becomes better the more experience you get. Definitely. You know what I mean? I don't think anyone really has a good first time. Have you seen those porn videos where it's like a porn star will fuck a fan? Dude, those are my favorite.

There's one, there's one that was on years ago. It was one of the top posts on r slash cringe. And real quick, look at this weird knot I just tied with my drawstring. Damn, son. That's pretty cool, right? That's epic. It's like a chain. But she fucks, like this, this guy wins a contest to go on a date and fuck his favorite porn star doesn't

come in like two seconds yeah he's a virgin she basically like touches his penis like stop stop stop and he just like blows all over himself while she's like sitting there like to the side god what a good video i highly recommend everybody go watch that if you're over the age of 18 it's very funny yeah and uh they go out for drinks and like they go to a restaurant and God, I feel bad for the dude. But also what a fucking awesome day, right? Well, the first thing he does, so he's like never seen a girl naked or anything. The first thing he does when she gets naked is he just immediately goes for like start

sucking her toes and like licking her foot. Like he's like, if I was a virgin, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go straight for the straight for the Big salamis on her chest I'd go for the big salamis And the cooter That's a good word that's not used enough That's an underappreciated word Snatch, slit, gash, cooter That's a lot of good words

Charcuterie board Minge It's a very British Irish word Munch on some of that minge. Munch on some minge, bro. Who's got some minge I can munch on, mate? Hey, mate. Who's got some minge I can munch on, mate?

Guys, put your favorite. Munchy minge. Sounds like a Let's Player. Hey, guys. It's munchy minge. Minge-a-plier. Next, guys. And I'll munch you in the next video. Instead of the bites. People from different regions and countries,

let us know what your favorite local term for pussy is in the comments below. Yeah. Because I'm sure you guys got some crazy ones wherever you're from. And if you can, type it out in Braille. What do they call it in South Africa? Type it out in Braille, Ryan? You can type in Braille. I know.

Which I don't know why that's a thing. But like, why would someone, I don't think that anyone who actually legitimately uses Braille is listening to the Super Bowl. Unless they are. Well, you don't need visuals. I'm sure there are blind people that listen to our podcast. And they have keyboards where they,

I can't remember where I saw it, whether it was on Reddit or Twitter or something, but it's, it was, it was showing a Braille keyboard and how differently kind of like an alphabet works for them or talking or typing works for them. Cause it's, you know how we have so many keys. They just have like,

I don't want to lie. It's like five. It's, it looks like five keys, honestly, that they go around typing. How do blind people find the Braille? That's always been a big question for me.

I'm assuming hopefully they have someone with them. Maybe. I don't know. But wouldn't that person just be able to tell them what that room is? That is true. You know? Like, how do you just happen upon Braille? Because think about how small Braille usually is on the door.

Like, are they just hoping a blind person is st around like oh bathroom there it is i guess i mean they have a can so they can get around if someone's like it's down the hall into the left they're gonna take their cane and go down the hall until they find a left and then they're gonna be okay okay here's an opening that's the male restroom all right i. I am very, actually, I'm very curious if we have any blind listeners and if when they comment, they use a Braille keyboard. Yeah, I'd be interested, too. Although we would have a lot of liars. Oh, I'm blind. Yeah, exactly.

Would you rather be blind or deaf? Deaf. I think so, too. 100%. I think so. I would not want to live in darkness dude yeah it's i think it's mainly because the blind listeners out there like thanks no no well it's i feel like it's different because i've lived 26 years of my life with sight some people are more blind and they

can't they can't imagine what sight well you know would be i feel like there's a lot more taken away from someone who's lived with it for decades. Yeah, also blind people that are listening, what type of like – I want to know what is it – I don't think – it's not just black, right? It's got to – is it like white? Is it black? Is it static? I'm interested in like what are – because blind people dream. But since they can't visualize what things look like. I imagine they can though after – I imagine feeling something, you're able to visualize what it looks like. But you can't have a picture perfect of the gloss, the material.

You know what I mean? I'm being a dick right now. You can see kind of, but you can't really see-see. You'll never really see the details that we can see. Sorry. I'm interested more in how the visualization works when it comes to dreams and i know there's a youtube video and stuff on reddit that i'll probably look up after this but i well actually what i wonder is so you know when i when i shut my eyes and i visualize

a color in my head i can see that color right technically i'm not seeing that color but like well your eyes are looking they're your eyes are always open they're looking at the back of your eye right but in my imagination if i imagine blue like i could see it in my head if you're blind like can you like i guess you could still see colors in your head right you don't but you don't know what color is which you wouldn't know what blue is right because i wonder if like if you're blind if you still, you know, because when I shut my eyes, it just kind of looks like

static and colors. But that's what I'm saying. For them, like, just imagine not having eyeballs. Like your eyeballs can't, your eyes aren't reacting to anything. Like your eyes right now,

you see static and all that because I think there's, yeah, you're looking at your eyelids and you're pressing down on them. Oh, dude, it is very fun if you press on your eyelids and you're pressing down on them oh dude it is very fun if you press on your eyelids and you

kind of just go through like another dimension for a second what I used to do as a kid I used to like do this and then it feels so good my dad rubs his eyes like this sometimes and I guess I'm not at that age yet but I remember whenever he does this I'd hear like a

like a squeaky moistness. I'm like, I wish I could get that noise in there because my eyeballs aren't moist enough. I wish I could rub my eyes and have them make little squishies. Let me see if I can do it. Up close to the mic. Nope, no squishy.

No. Damn. We've really run out of ideas for things on this podcast 206 episodes yeah but that was a just kidding man yeah okay do you want to go maybe go ride a bus yeah

oh we can't ride a bus covid fuck well we could go play army men I got a couple I got some army men in my car okay we go down to the Well, we could go play army men. I got a couple. I got some army men in my car. Okay. We go down to the

park down the street and play army men. Oh, yeah. Oh, we have to get there before the like, you know, that group comes because usually they come with all

their kids and shit. Yeah. And they they bring their army men too. And yeah, we don't stand a chance. Would you we should do a an army men

series on the channel where we just go to parks and play with army men like set up little fights there's a game i i used to love playing just because it's the idea of being tiny was uh called sarge's war for the game cube i have uh some of the game boy advanced ones on my uh arcade sarge's war or whatever the the army men game oh yeah yeah i want to play on your little cabinet. You got to come over and play on my cabinet, bro. I will.

Maybe I'll do it right now. I won't, though. Just going to drive straight over to my house. I won't. Surprise Christian. Yeah, he would be surprised. Yeah. He would be surprised, wouldn't he?

Yeah. Surprised to see you. Would he be? He'd go, oh, hey, Ryan. He started streaming, too's ryan he's been streaming dark souls has he just beat dark souls 3 on his stream did he he's good yeah he's uh he's been streaming so you got two streamers in your house now yeah might be a third one soon maybe about to be a third one yeah i might have to start streaming soon streaming and

creaming so i call my streams streaming and creaming volume 66 what's up it's Christian hey guys he just discovered that that voice is him really he was like wait you motherfucker that's me

and I was like yeah dude and he's like what and I was like you knew this he's like no I didn't

fuck you what the F hey Ryan well uh I say we get going cause I uh forgot to bring a a bucket and a mop for that wet ass pussy.

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