supermegashow - EP 207 - History Sucks

Episode Date: August 26, 2020

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there's a reason I chose this chair. This chair feels good to be back. There's a reason you chose that chair. This is a chair that I find myself more comfortable in. Hold on. This is a chair I find myself more comfortable in. It's amazing the difference when you clear your throat. I know. I know.

I thought something was going on for a second. I'll just sound kind of, oh, here, it's back. What's going on? So here's the example. I don't know. I think I have a lot of phlegm in my throat. Is it COVID? Is it COVID? Welcome, everybody, to Super Megacast episode 207.

That's right. It's a big episode. 207, for those who don't know, is a big number for both Matt and I because we said that on episode 207, we would share the biggest secret that we've been keeping from y'all. And y'all just have to wait till the very end of the podcast to hear that secret. I guess they will. So, uh, what, yeah.

What episodes have we said like way back? It's like, oh, on episode 261, we'll do this. I don't know. In the comments, guys. The fans keep us, I guess. What is it? In check? In check.

There's another word for it. On top of the ball? There's that, but that's more of a saying. There's a word specifically. Keep us. In the loop? No, that's, again, a phrase. It's a word.

Oh, it's a word. Keep us. It doesn't matter. Well, I can't... Dude, I don't have a good fucking vocabulary. You think the two boys who dropped out of college, you know, are good at their own language? I did one year of college and I failed the most basic math class the college offered by two points. Algebra?

Yeah, it was algebra. It wasn't called algebra, but it was... It was algebra. It was like basic math. Oh, shit. Is that an alarm? Yeah, it was algebra. It wasn't called algebra, but it was... It was algebra. It was like basic math. Oh, shit. Is that an alarm? Yeah, it's an alarm. Because we have to do a business call in five minutes.

Yeah, it was just called like basic math 101. And it was a big lecture class. And it was like just me and a bunch of frat guys and, you know, basically just that. Just goofing around? It was a prereq to get into pre-rec class for the business school. Business and management, so you get that business management degree? I wanted that business and management degree. We were going for the same degree.

I was going for a minor in film studies because they didn't offer anything but a minor in film studies. No major in film studies. No major. Well, in South Carolina, film doesn't matter. But the thing is, the class that I needed to, there's a couple classes you have to take

to get into the business school. And one of the prereq classes, I had to take this math class before I could take the prereq class, which I failed. And then I got this letter from the business school.

Is it because you just didn't show up or did you just actually not? Mainly from I didn't show up. Okay. Because that's how I failed. It was an 830. I think. It's an 830. That's tough.

Oh, yeah. Most of the early classes I just chose to skip. Because it could be cold outside and warm in bed. And I'm like. Well, I lived at home at the time. I didn't do the whole dorm thing. So, like, class was, like, was like legitimately like probably a whole 45 minute drive depending on traffic and like no one's making you go and you know finding parking on campus because there was a

point where I didn't have the uh a parking pass I guess for the I forget which street it was it's next to the Russell house it's it's like there's a specific street with that parking garage I can't remember what the street's called it has the sorority and fraternity buildings too on the left oh well well it's in that parking garage is where I used to park but before that I would have to find street parking

which is almost impossible to find damn especially since everyone's rushing to get to that class. I know. And I failed it by two points, which was not epic. It was really easy stuff, too. If I had just applied myself, I could have passed it. Yeah.

Oh, man. This is making me miss just going to math class. Like, no, I just remember just going around, walking around the horseshoe with my headphones in, waiting for the next class or going over, going to the cafeteria, getting some of that dominoes bullshit in my system. Yeah, dude. For the next class. I remember, I do miss, there is something I miss about that aspect of college. Just kind of like hanging out with friends in between classes, like going and getting like food or just kind of walking around or, uh, yeah.

I had a dream last night, actually. I was going back to college, but I was sad because all my friends have finished college. So I was like, I'm going back to finally do it. But this time I'm all by myself. You could have made new friends. Yeah, that's true. could have made new friends yeah that's true i just hey anyone who's listening to this that uh is um going to the university of south carolina and i know there are listeners who who are all you clemson listeners get out of here yeah yeah clemson you have a football team but you

know i i'll i'll give you two options and the cle Clemson listeners can follow through on the other option. But the first option, which would make me, just, you know, at me on Twitter, and go to Beezer's and hold up a sandwich you just purchased to make me happy, because I miss that place. Or, if you don't want to do that, hold up a nice Groucho's sandwich. And hey, Clemson folk, you can do that too, because there is a Groucho's in Clemson folk you can do that too because there is there is a there is a Groucho's in Clemson I uh I don't want to tell you on the podcast is Beezer's closed no it's about Beezer's though because when I was back home uh my my brother-in-law's friend from college was in town who

worked at Beezer's. Yes. And he told me that all the food is just microwave food. And? It's college food. What do you expect? What do you expect out of a sandwich place on a

college campus? Everything was just reheated, apparently. Just microwave food. I don't think that stops college students from eating there. No, I know. I'm just letting you know. No, I don't. You're talking to the man who eats cheese and mayo sandwiches.

That's true. That is true. Do you ever microwave your cheese and mayo sandwiches? No, it doesn't need to be. Nothing needs to be heated. But if I were to have a warm sandwich, I would microwave it. If I wanted some cheese, if I made myself a grilled chicken, put it between two buns, and I wanted some cheese melted on top, I'd throw that probably in the microwave just

to melt the cheese a little bit. Nice, nice, yeah. I don't want to waste the skillet. Is it time for our business meeting? It's time for our business meeting. Let's do it. Well, if you just got done listening to some goofy sound

effects, that means we're back from a meeting and I had to send some stuff over to Justin. So everything, we're back in it now. The next interruption will be for ads. Hell yeah. Everyone's favorite interruption. Oh, I love them. Well, of course I love them. I love all of them. I love all of them.

I love all the brands. There's, there's a, my favorite thing is business calls. And it did happen during the podcast, but guess what? It's all good. We actually just got $5 billion. Each? Yeah, each. So we're pretty excited about that.

There's only about a, like a 50% interest rate on it, but fuck it. Who cares? Imagine that. We'll pay it back. Yeah, I'll give you $5 billion with a 50% interest rate. Okay! What even is a loan? I don't know. It's like an American Truck Simulator. We took out a big-ass loan and

we still haven't paid it off and we're about to go into debt. We're about to go into debt big time. Especially after that, that last recording session where the steering wheel kept coming off the thing. And y'all will see y'all. We flipped the truck many times. I don't want to spoil anything. Of course.

I'll just, I'll let y'all wait and see. Um, but yeah. Unfortunately, the audio cut out for some reason at this part of the podcast but only for a few seconds what matt was about to ask ryan was how have you been so let us now continue to ryan's answer um business as usual uh if i'm not you know here with you

or at your place working on something it's I'm just gonna be at my place doing nothing really doing what Ryan does best that's right

I either stream I will play games all by myself I'll be watching a depressing documentary you're streaming just for one. Yeah. Yourself, yeah. Yeah. You're always streaming just for yourself. What depressing

documentary? It's called The Trials of Gabriel Fernandez. It's about an eight-year-old child who was beat to death by his parents. Damn. Yeah. That does sound depressing. Yeah. I watched... Have you seen Dear Zachary? It's another depressing documentary about a kid.

No, I've heard it's really good though. I haven't seen it, but I've heard many things. Yeah. I'm trying to watch more documentaries. I watched one recently that was really good. I've watched. Fahrenheit 9-11. No, I watched a bunch by Michael Moore.

Yeah. I did watch Bowling for Columbine when I was like 12. But basically, i've been watching a lot of youtube documentaries uh and i oh my god i watched this one about this guy who i'd known about before but i didn't realize how like powerful he was do you know about like the sarin gas attacks in tokyo in the 90s basically like this cult in japan uh got bags like ziploc bags full of sarin gas which is like nerve gas if you i think you actually might have told me about this at one point well i or did you just learn about no no i've known about it i didn't

know the extent i feel like i feel like there was a conversation you and i had where i'm like has japan ever had like a 9-11? And this was your response to me when I asked. Yeah, they basically went in with like umbrellas with little pointed tips and they just pop the bag and get off the subway and let the subway keep going. Fuck. And it's just nerve gas would spread throughout the train and kill people within like seconds. And they did it like on every subway line at the same time. How many people died? Not that many many i don't

think but a lot of a lot of people got like permanent damage yeah like you go blind like brain damage uh but well anything that attacks your nervous system is gonna fuck you up the crazy part was the leader of this cult uh he had like this long hair japanese dude and he uh he was a billionaire they all have long hair yeah he was he went to like india and study and came back he was a billionaire and the cult was massive and he to test the sarin gas thing he had a truck that could like spray it out so he drove through like a residential area at night and tested it and just like let out the sarin gas and like everyone on the street like started dying um just like in their houses and then he got tied to that but the craziest part is how powerful that cult was like they smuggled an attack helicopter into japan they he had a uranium mine and they were working on

nuclear weapons like his cult like they had the people and the resources to do that i'm sure the japanese government stomped that out quick once they caught wind, I'm guessing. Yeah. But they had a lot of people infiltrate the government in the cult. So a lot of high up people in the government were in the cult. But it's all disbanded to this day. No, it's still a cult. It's mainly in

Russia now. Really? Yeah, but it is... Is it still Asians mainly? I think it's just Russians. Okay. I can't believe that... There's still ones in Japan that they changed the name of the cult. But I just can't believe that – And you still believe in killing people with nerve gas? I mean the guy was pretty for that and wanted his followers to do that. terrorist attack on Japan where he had like I think over a hundred uh uh some type of bomb uh put in the over a hundred and put in the Tokyo subway system to all go off at once which they

said would have killed up to a hundred thousand people Jesus and uh luckily uh they all uh malfunctioned and didn't every single bomb I get like the system he was using i guess malfunctioned so it was ready to go yeah he was ready they were placed in everything i think good lord i just watched a really good little like documentary because i've been watching i just like find those are like 20 minute documentaries on youtube about like weird topics and i really i have this new channel i've been watching i think it's called Chass where it's this guy that just takes, uh, 4chan X stories,

like the paranormal shit, like the creepy stuff. And he just has a computer read them. Like, so the video is just, you just listen to it and it's just reading a scary story with scary music. And Microsoft Sam reading it. No,

it's a really good computer. Like it sounds, it's like a really convincing computer. You can tell it's a computer, but it's still like, yeah, it's not a computer to the point where it's a really good computer. Like, it sounds, it's like a really convincing computer. You can tell it's a computer, but it's still like. Yeah. It's not computer-y to the point where it's like a pain to listen to. Hello. Yeah, like it's smooth enough.

Instead of hello, it says hello. Yeah, it's smooth enough on the. And then he went to the store. See, I'll play a little. I'll skip. Anyway, just as insurance if I need it. I've never camped without a gun. Store. See? I'll play a little... I'll skip a little... I love that channel. It definitely sounds like someone who's learning English

because they don't know when to... You can still tell it's a computer, but it's better than Microsoft saying it. I do not know when I should go. He The cadence, yeah. You can still tell it's a computer, but it's better than Microsoft saying it. I do not know when I should go. He's learning, dude. He's learning bit by bit. I like his voice, though. I like that AI's voice.

I wonder if... Do you think in our lifetime we're going to have a her type thing where you can actually become friends with an AI and have a repertoire and a relationship. Yeah, it's going to start with Halo nerds because Cortana is already one of the things.

She's the Alexa of Microsoft, right? Can I see her breasts? Dude, you can see. You can do jiggle physics and do her ass. Dude, when you boot up Master Chief Collection, one of the first things you see is Cortana's ass. Just right there. Oh, God, yeah. Just big. She's got Cortana's ass. Just, you know, right there. Oh, God,

yeah. She's got a big old ass. She's got a big, juicy ass, baby. I sit down and I go, oh, my God. Put some clothes on, or don't. I'm not gonna judge you. You're an AI. You know what's funny? They never gave Alexa or Siri a, uh, like, character. Like a

physical form. Well, Cortana was already a physical form when you know because it started from halo right yes and then microsoft's like let's just use cortana yeah because the i mean her voice jen taylor has a good voice did you know the voice of cortana the woman that did uh the voice for siri had Really? Yeah, someone just called her one day and was like this is your voice. Yeah, because basically she had recorded this big vocal range thing that I think was going to be used on like subways or something

like subway systems and I guess legally like the way she did it like other companies could just use it and Apple ended up using it. And someone was like, you know, your Apple's voice now.

And she listened to it and it's like, Whoa, she didn't, she didn't get any money or anything from it. Is she upset? She like, Hey, you know,

I'm just in everyone's phone, but I don't get any money from it. I'd be pissed about that. Yeah. Imagine if it was like legitimately just your voice, just like Siri. Everyone knows Siri. What can I do for you today?

She sounds like it. When you hear her talk, she can like do it. Like this is Siri. Ooh, just your voice. Like Siri. Everyone knows Siri. What can I do for you today? She sounds like it when you hear her talk. She can do it like, this is Siri. That's cool. Hey, Siri. Just kidding. JK. Did that set off everyone's? I have that setting turned off because I don't.

Apparently, in the Bubba Gump shrimp video we did, there's a section where it sounds like someone says, hey Siri, even though it's not said, and it triggered everyone's Siri. Hey Google, play farts on YouTube. Hey Google, play funny fart sound effects on YouTube. Hey Alexa, text dad. Dad, I'm gay I can't keep it any longer inside from you

Send Hey Siri Text mom I miss your bosoms baby Let me bite those nips right off Send I hope just one person's not paying attention Oh no

No mom it was the guys It was the Mom, it was the guys that, it was the podcast men. It was the guys from my podcast that did it. Oh, you keep talking about these podcast men. You keep talking about these YouTubers. They're not your friends. You don't know them. They didn't do this. They don't know you.

You think they care about the damage they cause you? No. Mom, no, they did it. I'm serious. They did it. I think it's about time you start thinking about the damage you could cause them. You could go to their house.

You could make them pay for your embarrassment, honey. You're not gonna be stepped over. Not my shookums. Because he texted his dad saying, hey, dad, I'm gay. And then texted his mom,

hey, I miss your bosoms and I want to bite your nips. See, that's a contradicting message. Yeah. If anything, that's going to make the parents fight. Exactly. They're going to be like,

well, he told me he was gay. Well, that can't be true. He complimented my breasts. And then they're like, hmm. And they get in a big fight and someone's parents get divorced because of Super Megacast.

That's what bisexuals will do to a family. Do you think that we've... I see a lot of people say that they came together because of our channel. Like, oh, you know, we had a mutual love for SuperMega and then we started dating. Do you think we've caused any breakups? Probably. Give us your breakup stories if it had to do with SuperMega in the comments. I could imagine us saying something a bit worrisome and then one person disagrees with it and the

other then it gets them into a debate you know on that topic which then yeah it's in a fight i could also see someone being like why do you watch that shit yeah it's not funny and then i mean i can't blame them because that's how I hope that my family views our channel hope my family doesn't watch my stuff I know my mom will but I just hope my grandmother there's one there is

a video we recently shot and it's not the whole thing it's just part of it and it's a part of one of the big projects that's coming out this year but this is the one we're working on right now. And this is one that I definitely don't want my grandmother or my aunt or my mom or anyone in my family to see. Because it is, I don't think they'd take it too kindly given their religious background. It is good though.

It's good. It's good. I can't wait to release it. I can't wait to have everything filmed and then... Actually, we're shooting some more right after this podcast. We are. We are. It's your big film day, baby.

Yeah, it's my big film day. I'm excited. I got to go get in character. But I have this one family member. I think it's my dad's cousin. For some reason, my dad gave them my YouTube my youtube channel is the one that showed up to the show no no that was a different person but my dad gave them my youtube channel and i'm like dad why would you do that because they're just gonna these aren't the type of people that would enjoy

this yeah they're like 40 to 50 year old like like Southern, very conservative, very religious, you know, and our show is not, our channel, our brand is not the most aligned with that as much as I wish it was. Yeah. As much as I wish our show could. Family friendly, be played in family. Jewish, Judeo-Christian values. Exactly. Good old strong, redblooded american values but unfortunately

we're a couple of communists a couple of disgusting filthy leftists that's right a bunch of atheists too we're a couple of atheists yeah and uh we like the gays you know sorry it's true yeah the gays are cool yeah the gays are cool in my book. Sorry, Dad. I like them. I'm sorry. They're cool. They're pretty cool. I love them.

Yeah. There's nothing wrong with the gays that I know of. No, there's nothing wrong with the gays. I love the gays. Now, if it turned out that the gays released pheromones unbeknownst to them that started to kill the world population then I'd have a problem with the gays. Like if the gays did sarin gas attacks. Exactly, yeah. That would be a problem. That would definitely be a problem.

The gays are cool in my book. Exactly. I love the gays. Putting the in front of any group of people makes it sound 50 times instantly worse. The Japanese. The blacks. You can say the Japanese. You just can't shorten it. just can't say the other you

can't shorten it by like you can't take a third of it and just say that harrison uh when he was a kid he was doing a paper and it was about like world war ii and uh he just shortened japanese to japs in the whole thing just because he didn't know and the teacher was like you cannot do this and he was like oh well i remember learning that in school because like i i uh remember kind of the same thing where i was interviewing like an older person uh at because i was in the news broadcast whatever and one of the older people that i was off campus interviewing said japs and i didn't and i was just like oh i guess that's just their slang for it you don't you don't realize like the the meaning behind it the reason don't realize like the meaning behind it. The reason I don't know the meaning behind it is because

I never used it towards anybody else and I never had heard it. So it's like. That's a fucking World War II term. Yeah. Fucking Bugs Bunny one. Could you imagine someone saying the same thing about like the term zipper head?

That one just makes me cringe that one's disgusting that that that is a slur that makes me like uh like that one hurts to hear it's because it's it's so cruel it's like it's rooted in such a cruel uh visualization yeah it's like such a cruel act that it's like it's really like whoever came up with that is a full red-blooded american psychopath absolutely that's a pretty bad one that one that one is yeah but anything to uh to make the enemy not seem like we're killing real people with families or feelings or a nervous system um no we we have to make sure we deem them as animals. Sorry, are you sympathizing with Charlie right now? Charlie who? Charlie. The unicorn?

Charlie, dude. Charlie bit me? The Viet Cong. Charlie. Oh, wow. Okay, yeah. Like Alpha, Bravo, Charlie. No, that's what they called the Viet Cong. They called all the Viet Cong Charlie? That was the code name for the Viet Cong. I can see

how people would be confused now since you know the military alphabet or whatever has Charlie in it and it doesn't mean Viet Cong I don't know why they used the term Charlie was it specifically the Viet Cong

or would they do that with anybody in the war just the Viet Cong Charlie on the horizon if you're wrong about this, I'm going to be very upset. Dude, I've seen a lot of Vietnam movies. I'll look it up. Charlie was...

Just making sure. I'm not wrong about this, dude. No, I'm not saying that they didn't call him Charlie. Have you not heard that term before? I've heard that term before, yes. Of course. It's used in the military all the time. No, but I mean in the terms of the Vietnam War.

Well, in terms of the Vietnam War, yes, but I'm just wondering if that was the sole kind of thing they called them. It is. I feel like they called them much worse things, too. Definitely, but why did they call them Charlie in Vietnam? The earliest citation for Viet Cong in English is from 1957. American soldiers referred to the Viet Cong as Victor Charlie or VC. Victor and Charlie are both letters in the NATO phonetic alphabet. Charlie

referred to communist forces in general, both Viet Cong and North Vietnamese. Little history. What about Victor? They had a cool flag. That's the Viet Cong flag. I will say that's a pretty cool flag. Looks like a flag that should be in Mario Kart or something.

That does. It looks like a very fake flag. That's a cool flag, dude. Hoxbergen from the Netherlands. Looks just like the Viet Cong flag. Yeah, it's just like flipped a little bit. It's a fucking Viet Cong. Whoa. New Viet Cong flag in Mozambique style. Look at that. It's got a machine gun on it.

They could have done better. I think they just typed in gun silhouette on Google Images and saw... Just dragged it in. Yeah. What a... We need to put a gun on the Images and saw. Just drag it in. Yeah. What? We need to put a gun on the American flag. Well, this one looks bad. Whose flag is that? That just says Viet Cong.

It's on a website called Viet Cong Logos. I don't know if they actually use that one. Well, because people on the podcast, listening to the podcast can't see it. It's the SS. It's like the flag with instead's the ss it's like the flag with instead of the star it's ss i uh you know who has the coolest flags is prefectures in tokyo and uh japan like each prefecture has its own flag have you my favorite flag is the french flag it's the uh all white flag yeah i love that one why are you guys so mean to french people i smell bad and they're they're housing what's his name the the fucking child rapist what's his

name he directed movies uh quentin tarantino loves him and just says roman polanski yeah the child rapist. Check this out. My favorite thing, dude, is when Quentin was just, you don't know, you know, girls, girls at that time, come on.

She knew what she was doing. Hey, man, I love Quentin Tarantino. Okay? So don't speak ill on him. I love when Quentin Tarantino defends the anal rape of a 15-year-old.

God. God. He's a king. He might make, he makes good movies and he stands up for what's right. Look at these. These are the Japanese prefecture flags.

They're so cool. Fucker. Just different. That's a whole list of them. Those are nice. I know. They're so cool. Everybody look it up right now.

Look up Japanese prefecture flags. They're beautiful. There's a bunch of them too. There's like a million bajillion different ones. They're all very colorful and cute and pretty. Very pretty. We need a super mega flag, dude. Would it just be – I wouldn't want the word super mega on it.

No, no, no, no. What country puts their name on the flag? Exactly. I want it to be just a cool little logo looking thing. Do you think it would be like our colors like the red, blue, and yellow or – Incorporated in a certain way. Well, that's the Viet Cong flag, actually. So we can just use the Viet Cong flag.

It's a different blue. We could just slightly adjust the Viet Cong flag to be the kind of like teal-ish blue and the kind of like pinkish red. That is true. You know? Actually, everybody, you know, I'm going to give y'all work. I'm giving y'all work today. You know, you're taking your Groucho's pictures you're taking your Beezer's pictures

and now guess what I mean can you guess what picture I'm about to ask them to take? I can take a guess take a guess I think you're gonna ask the listeners to create their own super mega flag exactly and that could mean even just changing the color slightly on any flag you'd want

in the world. And then boom. Just make it yellow, turquoise-ish. Whatever you want it to be, baby. Yeah, whatever. When you think of Super Mega as a nation, what would that flag look like? And let's see. You know what I want to see? A PNG of a monkey on a yellow flag.

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it was great it was fantastic you actually are wearing a prop right now. I'm not wearing a prop. Well, Matt's wearing a prop right now that we're going to be using to film later. It's going to be great. Well, Matt's not going to be using it. I did my hair in the bathroom. That's when I was in the bathroom.

I, you know, I licked my hand. I slicked my hair back a little bit. It looks good. Thanks, man. But because the podcast people can't see it, they won't be able to understand the joke or get the joke at all. Well, they know I'm wearing a wig. Yeah. I mean, they know that I did my hair in the bathroom.

It's done. Yeah. What if I – would you like it if my hair looked like this? Yeah. Would you still be my friend? Of course. What do you think I'm – your body language is bad right there. What?

When you said, of course, you blinked really hard and like shifted your eyes a little of course i'd be your friend but like i think you'd look funny i'd laugh at you behind my back no right to your face oh i wouldn't be a shitty person like that i guess that's better like because the things you would do would seem more funny because you look more goofy you know what i mean that's why every when when when a when a fit man trips, it's kind of like, ooh. When a fat man trips, it's funny. Exactly. It's because you look funnier. When a fit man falls downstairs, you're like, oh, no, is he okay?

He might have broken something. And when a fat man falls downstairs, you know, that's kind of how society works, isn't it? Yeah, when a big muscular man farts, it's like, okay, you're a douchebag. When a fat man farts, it's like, okay, you invited Peter Griffin to the... Ryan. Spit it out, spit it out, spit it out. Those leprechauns.

Yeah, fuck those things. They stay in your system fuckers fuck the fuck out of here oh that one's got a broken leg yeah jesus so little oh what's up you're looking into the mic and you're looking around twiddling your fingers legs crossed very dominant stance on one side, very unsure stance on the other. What do you mean? Legs crossed, and then there's a fist,

and then on the other side you got twiddling hands and just kind of an open mouth and darting eyes. You know, it's a... Lips agape? Lips agape? Or my mouth agape? Yeah, you ripped open each one of your lips. Each lip is agape. I gotta agape? Or my mouth agape? Yeah, you ripped open each one of your lips. Each lip is agape. I gotta take this wig off.

This does not feel good on my head. Is this real hair? There's no way that could be. Yes, there are wigs made out of real hair. That's why people donate their hair. So people such as let's for example cancer patients will wear wigs. Although

don't they use horse hair, too? Probably. I know they use horse hair for violin bows. Yeah. Maybe that's cat hair. No, they use, I think it was horse tail hair or some shit. Something uses cat hair, I think. Something.

I'd like to have, like, a cat hair sweater. Cat hair, so most of it's short. I mean, they do have long-haired cats, but... like a cat hair sweater. Cat hair, so most of it's short. I mean, they do have long haired cats, but. A nice cat hair sweater. Wear a cat sweater. How about a Lego sweater? I love Lego's fur. I love sniffing him.

I love, I love nuzzling him. It's great. Would you wear a sweater made out of dog hair? Depends on what dog. I mean, you already do. Because Lego, the softest hair is his neck fur, like where his mane is. His mane, yeah. His big old lion's mane.

His soft and fluffy part, you know. He's a scratch in his forehead. He's a big heckin' chonker. He's a sausage, ain't he? He is. He's a sausage. Like a big plump sausage. He's a fuckin' sausage, mate. Wait, so he only gets two cups of food, and he's still that. Like a big plump sausage. He's a fucking sausage, mate.

Wait, so he only gets two cups of food? And he's still that big of a chonker? Yeah, he eats in the morning, and then he'll get a snack midday, then he'll eat at night. Damn. He eating good. He is. He eating real good. Yeah, I have bones to feed him.

I have fucking treats to give him every now and then. And I have, every now and then. Every now and then I'll treat them to a nice human food meal. Cook them up a steak. Cook them up some chicken. Cook them up some rice. Mix it together. Put some of that dog gravy in there.

If I was Lego, I'd be enjoying myself. He licks that shit up clean whenever he gets the good stuff. The sound of a dog. It's one of gets the good stuff. The sound of a dog, it's one of my least favorite sounds, the sound of a of a dog slurping up wet food, like viciously.

See, I don't like the sound of them drinking, but I love the sound of Lego crunching on it, like eating as who just I like the sound of a dog eating. Like I like, I like eating hard food, but when it's like the sloppy, like you can hear the tongue scooping in. But the crunch is calming, I will admit. I like listening to cats and dogs both eat.

Because cats, it's very quiet. That's amore. But dogs, it's pretty comforting to hear them. I cannot stand what's it called it starts with an M when humans chew masticating

no well yes but what's that thing called where like when you they call it a phobia it's not a phobia but it's like

what are you talking about when you hear people chewing and you get angry oh I don't know I don't know what that is a lot of people in the a lot of losers in the a lot of losers in the comments section and

shit have it though, apparently. I have that really bad. Do you? I cannot stand it. Then why would you, then if you have that so much, then why would you put fans through it? So you you know how it feels. I don't chew into the mic. You edited it in and kept it in in past Super

Mega episodes for a joke well that was funny pretzel gate was funny you know i don't care who you are that's funny i don't care who you are pretzel gate was funny also i couldn't really control jackson and harrison for meeting those pretzels yeah they they had to they had to show the masses you know they're not let's players they're your average joes and when it comes to goofing they don't care I think a lot of people on YouTube

I think at the end of the day just do what they want to do I cannot stand hearing people chew especially when their mouth is closed and I can still hear it but what's funny is when people in the comments like if someone eats something in an episode and then they're like stop eating that it's like dude this was filmed three weeks ago i know

don't don't scream at me to stop eating if it's already been recorded like i have already digested that and shit it out why are you eating while you're doing your job because i can because youtube is my job do you like my job isn't, to look at like in child's welfare department or anything like that. Like, it's not like I'm going to make any gross mistakes at the cost or expense of human life. Like I run a YouTube channel. Well, I might be annoying sometimes.

Yes. And I might come off as an asshole sometimes and I apologize to those that think I'm being an asshole but I mean at the end of the day it's not like we have important jobs

it actually is a matter of life and death because think about this what if someone's driving what if a truck driver is driving listening to a podcast or episode yeah sure and and you start chewing uh-huh and he gets so enraged he accidentally flips his truck and it's a tanker truck and it explodes and and it it crushes a minivan with a family in it and then explodes and and you know takes out like six cars with it and a bus full of children that's a wonderful hypothetical but I feel like I could easily plant

in when we scream which happens a lot more and say that that would be the cause of more car accidents and fatalities I wonder if anyone has ever I think I think I have heard of people or like we scream and the mother hears it from like a kid's listening to our podcast on his phone when he should be asleep

what are you doing screaming? It wasn't me. It was the YouTube man. No, I know you're screaming. No, I swear. First you try to say it's them who texted me. Now you're saying it's them who's screaming. They're not your friends, Randy.

Your dad had to move out because he was afraid he was sexually arousing you. Yeah, my dad moved out when I was. yeah my dad uh moved out when i was uh when i told him i was gay because he was scared that you know being being gay i would i would have a an unstoppable lust for him um but different generations you know yeah different generations you know that's how it is want visibly glowing skin in 14 days with new Nuole Indulgent Moisture Body Wash, you can lather and glow. The 24-hour moisturizing body wash is infused with vitamin B3 complex and has notes of rose and cherry creme for a rich indulgent experience. Treat your senses with Nuole Indulgent Moisture Body Wash.

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gonna you're gonna you're gonna touch my boy you know that's that's yeah it's essentially what it was and i and there was that old black and white video on youtube where it's like one may never know when the homosexual is about and basically the whole it's not about a gay guy it's like one may never know when the homosexual is about. And basically the whole, it's not about a gay guy. It's a PSA about a pedophile, but they don't refer to him as a pedophile. They just refer to him as a homosexual. So it's like he might look like an ordinary man on the outside, but on the inside, Ralph is sick. I love it because they were attacking the gay population

when they just wanted to live their lives and love who they want to love well you know clergymen clerics you know i don't know priests um even even popes were were politicians but i'm mainly talking about people that you would deem as morally respectful like oh yeah yeah they're the ones raping kids and being pedophiles. But let's focus on the gay people because they scare us for some reason. Because, you know, if I look back at the past and I think about the feelings I had for this guy I met in high school, then, no, that's gay. I can't do that. People will make fun of me, so I gotta make fun of them before anybody makes fun of me.

You can't associate them with pedophiles, so no one really, really associates it with me. Exactly. People know I'm not a pedophile. Therefore, I'm not gay. Exactly. One and the same. Oh, God. I love it. I mean, it goes back even...

I mean, that's done with everything look at what the i mean even recently i mean what the biggest headline or what trump was saying for the longest time and a lot of right-wing people were like what all like we didn't say all mexicans it's like yeah but the word he's like mexicans are what criminals and rapists and gangbangers yeah and just even before even before that you know black people were drug fiends and they were raping white women and all you know it's fear mongering

and you know whatever disrupts the poor milk white society it's the us versus them mentality where you have to you have to make people scared of another group because but what was the point of that fear? Was it just simply because we didn't understand it?

Why did we derive so much hate for these specific groups of people in the past? Because you have to wonder. Right now, it's a given that everyone's equal to most people, I would say. To most people I talk to. To you and me, it's a given that everyone's equal to most people I would say to most people I talk to you and me it's a given right that most people should be seen as equal unless you're a pedophile

murdering psychopath hope we don't get cancelled in 20 years for that when pedophile rights is a really big thing and it's like look what they said on their podcast about pedophiles but uh I don't know there's a lot of reasons. I mean, like, I don't know.

There's definitely a ton of reasons. To keep the status quo. Keep the status quo. To keep people in power that are in power. The people in power don't want to lose that power or even have that power questioned. I don't know. I watched Schindler's list and uh i remember you were did you mention that in like a let's play i mentioned it briefly um i still have yet to see it because i haven't been you know i've been watching depressing documentaries i should give

schindler's list it's a good movie i like being i like. If you like being sad, then you'll like Schindler's List. It really put in perspective because like growing up, you don't know anything about like the Holocaust other than like textbooks and stuff. So like Nazi jokes or like that's funny to like middle school boys and stuff. When I watched that movie, I was just like this is the most like horrible thing ever and i just like could not fathom like uh just fucking like being back in middle school and making like nazi jokes hiding in cupboards crossing your fingers that dude it's like a stoppo wouldn't wouldn't show up and then hoard all of you and your family and maybe even your neighbors uh onto a train that would that would take you into these. I don't even want to say poor living conditions because they weren't even living. They weren't even living conditions.

And you were basically stripped of all of your humanity and and and the muscle and meat on your bone to whether to where you were a withered skeleton who who couldn't keep straight thoughts because of how hungry you were it's so yeah it's it's it's it was an awful time they are uh the nazis were so fucked up still are so fucked up but the thing is uh you know i just i was looking at it's fun you know i was watching this schindler's List movie. Those Nazi guys were actually pretty bad. What's the deal with the... I didn't know they were that bad. What the hell?

No, but it just made me sick. Because there's one part where there's workers in the concentration camp. And one of the Nazi guys is just up in his penthouse with a rifle, just shooting them for fun. Yeah. How do you get to that point where it's like you just don't care about life and like that's fun. You could say the same thing

about American soldiers shooting from their helicopters and rice fields. Or in the Middle East, just killing. Pretty much any, and I've always just had this thought.

It's like whenever you, whenever you mention the bad of one, you know, someone always wants to mention the bad of the other to like make it equal, but it's like, there's no, no there's no game here everyone's been bad

every society every civilization has been a piece of shit well even today there's government there are governments in place i don't think there's one government in place right now that is the like holy sanctum of everything morally sound you know maybe antarctica maybe just being on a cruise ship in the middle of nowhere uh on a little sailboat well i want to i just like what makes like does everyone have that in them inherently like that evil shit well that's the scare that's the thing that you have to recognize i feel that's the thing that's important to derive is different no that is not what it is i think the important lesson to learn from the holocaust is that these nazis all these germans like german citizens these people they were just

normal people but they were able to commit such awful acts and that's why it's important to remember because this shit isn't just like oh nazis are gone oh bad people are gone this shit can happen again and it's important to remember history so it doesn't. Exactly, exactly. And it's happening right now in North Korea too. Yep.

Well, in China. And it's terrifying. Yeah, in China for sure. And it's terrifying that that could happen again. Because everyone thinks like, oh, that would never happen in America. That could never happen

in like a first world country. But it happened in Germany. It's happened before. It's gonna happen again. History repeats itself i mean even though there's technology now you also have to look at empire like think of like the roman empire and all like a byzantine empire for example whatever you're you're thinking of all these empires that were so rich and just just filled with life and lust and gluttony and they

were they were very prosperous they came crashing down i mean who's to say we're not going to come crashing down at some point i mean we've seen how fragile we are when it comes to a pandemic hitting like a global pandemic comes like you see how fragile everything is because our economy is tanking people are losing their jobs people are having to mass migrate out of uh um living areas in which they used to be able to afford but now can't because they don't have their jobs. Like it's very – things can – I guess my fear is when things can be shifted so quickly and things can be so unstable, when people are fearful, that when that nazi shit starts to come out because you're looking for a way to fix it you're looking for the problem you're looking for a solution which is you know what you know hitler said like the jews are the problem yeah jews are the problem

bubble you know i mean as as as much as see i don't even know like it was when we stormed the beaches like we we had to know something was was going wrong but i guess we didn't know to the extent i don't know what i don't i really don't i want to know more about that specifically like other countries knowledge of what was going on was it really just like oh we didn't know at all i think we did until we stormed or like what what was i think we knew but we but we didn't know millions of people were being incinerated i don't know uh i'm not a i'm not a world war ii uh you gotta start watching more documentaries i i do i like war documentaries a lot they the is pbs or nat geo has like ones where they like restore the film like perfectly

and like peter jackson did that uh yeah yeah what was it called fuck he did a world war ii one didn't it was a world war one yeah any recolor like yeah it was called something whatever it's peter jackson you search his name in imdb you'll find find it. There's Peter Jackson War. Yeah, World War I. Peter Jackson, King Kong. But yeah, that's, I mean, at the end of the day, isn't that what's scary, though? Is like, for all of those people, it's not like, looking back, we can easily say that those people were inherently evil. But at the end of the day, those were normal people who decided to do inherently evil things because they had their own justifications for it. And that's how everyone operates.

Everyone. I think a lot of people operate in terms of like this is justifiable. This is justifiable because of this moral morality that I have in my head. You know what I mean? I love that sketch where they're like Nazis. And he's like, wait a second. Were we the baddies? Are we the baddies? Yeah.

Because like, I mean, that's skulls. They did dress like villains. like nazis and he's like wait a second were we the baddies are we the baddies yeah because like i mean that's skulls they did dress like villains like they dressed like the evil people with like the skull and crossbones and they acted like villains yeah oh yeah yeah i mean that's not to say like for example i know i know i'm talking about oh they were just normal people i'm not For example, like there were vicious racists and vicious people who were Nazis. But I think that it's a disservice to history to say that just every Nazi and every German was just evil. I mean, yes, they did evil acts. But I think it's just important to remember that like just normal people can do disgusting things you know because we're not all good or bad we just have the capability to do good and bad things i just think it's scary because

it's like when when will when when will that shift happen and when will that happen and will i be aware of it because it is that thought and you're like you know looking back in history hindsight 2020 and everything you could easily be like no no, I would never let that happen. I would always help. I would never. But when you're in that situation, it's like, how would I act in that situation? If I was a German citizen in that time, would I just have to be like, this is what I have to do to survive? Like, what would I do?

And I don't know. It depends on what the people around you do that you're influenced by too yeah you know it's like if everyone in your family bystander effect yeah if if all your friends and your family were like nazis then it probably very easily would be you would be able to be convinced of that because like that's who you look for for uh validation and you know those friends you love yeah so you're like okay I'll do it too and then because the people you love do it it's like oh there's nothing wrong with it like it's the government everyone's doing

it like it's not wrong but the things that are cool in those times is like the everyday man who decides to step up and do the do the heroic acts the heroic acts in those times put their lives on the line hiding the Jewish families protecting the Jewish families. Protecting the Jewish

families. Oscar Schindler being one of those people, historically. Yeah. I think he's buried on Mount Zion, isn't he? Good. He deserves it. He saved a lot of people. Well, you gotta see the movie. It's good.

It's sad, but... Very sad movie. Well, I got to see the movie. It's good. It's sad, but very sad movie. Well, I think anything Holocaust. I don't think there's ever been a Holocaust comedy. Well, there hasn't been. I was about to say, because Jojo Rabbit isn't a Holocaust comedy. The Holocaust isn't. There's no concentration camps in the movie at all.

They might be mentioned. It's just not in the realm of the visualization of that movie because it's from the point of view of a of a german citizen like a child being indoctrinated by you saw the movie right no oh god i loved that movie i think i think the reason i i liked it so much was because it was so refreshing to see a movie about that particular time and about, you know, in that time there's a lot of cruelty and it was just cool to see a movie that was more positive in, in,

in its ending and its interpretation of humanity. Cause it's like, it's more about like, we can persevere, we can get through this. We can continue to smile. I don't, I'm not going to give away the themes or anything like that, but I feel like it's a movie that will make you sad.

It does have its depressing points, but it does have, there's more rays of sunshine than shadows of darkness. You know what I'm saying, brother? Christian was watching it on his flight to LA and the plane turned it off in the last five minutes so he didn't get to finish it. That's unfortunate. The last five minutes are nice.

I know. He's like, because when the plane's landing, they shut off the watching feature. I think you should give it a watch. I really do want to watch it. I have a big movie list right now. I just got to sit down and do it. I just got just gotta sit down and fucking just i've been thinking about like because i have the letter boxed and i know you do too i've been thinking about like getting rid of

all my star ratings and just just logging the movies that i've watched and either liking them or disliking them because sometimes i feel like the rating system gets me a little too like oh if i say this then people are gonna blah blah I don't know because at first I just wanted this to be a me thing I'm like oh I'll share it with people that now that it's become like a social thing it makes me kind of detract from it a little more well it's hard to also be consistent with ratings because everything's relative so it's like uh like it's like oh man i really like the movie palm springs i'll give that five stars and like is that equivalent to like the best five-star movie i've ever seen no yeah

so it's like i just kind of rate it on how i feel i don't really have a strict system for it and then uh a lot of people comment on it like why did you give this five stars like it's my opinion that's why i'm just gonna i think i think honestly i'm just going to go through every single one's gonna take a long time uh I'm just gonna get rid of every single rating but I'm still gonna record thumbs up or thumbs down yeah just like you know either heart or no heart you should do a I think that's what matters in the end did I like it or not I don't think it matters the in terms of like to what degree I liked or disliked something you know because at the end of the day whether I'd liked or disliked it, that's what matters. Am I gonna

watch it again or am I not? You know? Yeah, I need to log a couple movies. I haven't done it in a while. I still need to log two movies. I need to log, there's one movie I need to log, Chicken Run and one other movie, I think. Schindler's List, I gotta log that one. One to watch, Ryan McGee.

Ooh. Oh, damn. I didn't realize Harrison writes like full reviews. Yeah, he does. I did not realize that. What a pussy. The thing about deleting my reviews too, just, I don't know. I just kind of, kind of liked it better when this app was for me in a sense.

When it was just for me cataloging things. I can, but there are already so many people that follow me it's not like I'm you know when you go private those people stick around which I don't mind. Oh yeah. At the end of the day I don't mind people peering in but I think it's one of those things where I like I shared it

and then you know how I am with social media Huh? Yeah you're a social media fiend. Yeah. Tweeting up storms every day. Well I'm tweeting more now I noticed I like with social media. Huh? Yeah, you're a social media fiend. Yeah. Tweeting up storms every day. Well, I'm tweeting more now. I noticed. I like it a lot.

So. It gets me excited. Really? Yeah, I'm like. I responded to you too. I know. Every time I get on Twitter and I see a tweet from Ryan, I'm like, yes. Yes.

He's doing it. And I know that everyone else feels the same way. Like 10 times. Wow. 10 times stronger. Well, it's been a fun episode. One of the ones where we talk about more serious stuff uh but we did you know at the beginning ryan said there is a

surprise um and that is true and ryan actually he knows there's a surprise but he doesn't know the full extent of what it is okay so i'm gonna put this blindfold on you real quick is that okay yeah that's fine okay just right around there around there. I'm going to tie it. Yeah. Okay. Ooh. All right. Tilt your head back.

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