supermegashow - EP 209 - Googling Ourselves

Episode Date: September 9, 2020

We google, we talk, and we get the EF out our corvettes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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209 of the podcast two or nine, nine, two or nine, two or nine of the podcast. Hell yeah, brother. It's, it's, um, another beautiful, beautiful day in,

in, in, in COVID nation and sunny Los Angeles. Do people actually get demonetized for saying coronavirus or COVID? Or is that just like, no, no. I think that if maybe if you make a video youtube doesn't

want you to talk about like controversial stuff but so like if we mention covid on a podcast talking about it in relation to our daily lives no but i'm sure if we made a video like covid it's fake only 9 000 people have died yeah then they'll like demonetize that but if we're just talking about it and they haven't demonetized uh made the COVID-19 rap it's in the title they didn't demonetize that I made a whole $40 off that video is that just a rumor that just started amongst YouTubers that was like you can't mention it

I guess some people might have been demonetized and maybe they just guessed that it was for that reason they got demonetized because YouTube has a little blacklist and they demonetize people they don't little blacklist. Yeah. Well, I feel like- And they demonetize people they don't like. Whenever someone talks about the algorithm, it's never a science. I mean, people have their insiders.

And we've known some, quote unquote, insiders at YouTube. But at the end of the day, it's like those insiders don't even know what's going on. I remember one told us someone that knows the algorithm that is actually like works at youtube is like there's no rhyme or reason it just it's it's an ai essentially it learns and then it just does its own shit and the algorithm sucks sucks sucks uh may i say balls i guess i i haven't really noticed it so i mean it's it was worse in the past it seems to be a little better now. It hasn't actually really hurt us.

I say that and then I know your boy Moist Critical had a recent spat about it. And then Markiplier came in to help. I did see that. And then they struck his video. Yeah. That whole thing was bullshit. But then they unstruck them both. Yeah.

Because they didn't double down. They doubled down and then they were like, oh, oh, oh. God. But luckily, I mean, I'm knocking on wood when I say this because I'm superstitious. The algorithm has been decently good to us. No, not as many yellow. No, like we've been generally OK with monetization. Like we do get demonetized.

Actually, it's mainly the podcasts, which is why the ad reads are good, because almost most of the podcast episodes recently have been getting demonetized because they're like bad, super mega bad, bad, bad. You talked about penis on podcast. No money. I honestly like I don't understand like why media like TV shows I get that genitalia is a crass subject but I don't understand the demonetization of talking about

something that literally about 50% of the world's population has on their person at any given time penis? a penis

yes is it 50%? I actually wonder no I think there's more females than males in the world I believe

nice more pussy out there taking over nice hey we need more babies to be born. Mm-hmm. Hey, and my sperm is ready, you know?

But basically, fucking, like, it's funny that they'll take ads off of it because they're like, advertisers wouldn't like this. Yet, advertisers come directly to our podcast. I've also noticed a lot more ads, and maybe it's just because of the type of the the type of the youtube i watch there's a weird form of the sentence but um they'll they'll be the quote-unquote cool ads where they'll say fucking and they'll curse in the ads or they'll be you know they'll they'll be a little edgy and it's like okay so obviously i guess youtube was going in the route of we're gonna make all of our money off of Ryan's toy reviews.

And not me, Ryan. There's a young kid that most people should know of because he's like popular as fuck. It's like eight million a month or some shit. Yeah, and I feel like that's what YouTube was trying to get on. They were trying to kind of be the next Disney channel, if that makes sense. Yeah, like only kid stuff. And then they backpedal that hard. They're like, actually, no, you shouldn't have any kid stuff on YouTube.

Because now we're demonetizing kid stuff. Because pedophiles ruin all the fun, Matt. Thanks, Matt Watson. I'm not calling myself a pedophile. Also, that Matt Watson isn't a pedophile. That Matt Watson. I'm not calling him a pedophile. I'm saying thanks for making my name syn calling a pedophile i'm saying thanks for uh making my name uh synonymous with

with pedophile yeah exposer yeah which is not a bad thing to be pedophile exposer but like i said google search engine optimization matt watson child exploitation yeah is one of the first things so someone from my high school it's like i wonder how matt watson's doing looks up my name matt watson child exploitation it's like god fucking damn it matt watson fuck you that makes me curious i want to google myself i know the first thing that's going to come up is the fucking markiplier wiki probably every time we search super mega the first thing is the markiplier wiki yep yep ryan mcgee markiplier wiki uh and then under that is the super mega wiki and then right under that is my twitter account, then my Instagram, then famous birthdays, then IMDb where, you know, I've starred in such things as.

Markiplier's mini sketch montage three. Yep. Also, we starred in We're Back. Sitting in the hall of Russell House in South Carolina, horribly depressed. Depressed out of our minds because of the loss of our close friend. You can see it in that video. I'm glad IMDB gave me credit for that. I worked really hard on my performance in that video.

Yeah, your acting was fantastic. You looked so sad. You pulled it off perfectly. Thanks, man. Dude, because I put something on Spotify, I get this little thing now. It says musical artist. I don't know how they choose these pictures. I have a question, man.

I was going to do this to kind of troll you, but I backpedaled because I didn't want to. I didn't want you to think I was making fun of you. I was going to try to release an album on the same day at the same time, except it would be just me mumbling to myself with fart noise. Dude, I don't care if you ever do shit like that. It's so funny. I was going to release it on the same day same time and everything and like put out tweets it's like

well if you want it that album's cool and everything but yours gets like so many plays and mine's just snubbed by the algorithm well what's funny when you search me on google is uh yeah markiplier wiki is the second thing that comes up but there are other matt watsons that it mixes my information with because I guess the people that write this don't really know who I am. So they just kind of like mix it together. So there's a Matt Watson country singer that has a song called Don't Tread on Me. I saw that on, I think, the subreddit. And there's also a – Which I should probably stop visiting.

There's a fisherman named Matt Watson that dives out of helicopters and tackles swordfish, which is pretty badass. May I preface something real quick? Because I know people are all of a sudden like their spidey sense. I'm not saying that I don't like. It's just not good for my mental health to just constantly look at people's opinions of my stuff. Yeah, no, exactly. That's it. It's not I hate the food.

No, I like checking that stuff every now and then. But I was talking to Meat Canyon about this yesterday. I was like, it's because you naturally want to know, if people are talking about you, you want to know what they're saying. Yeah. Like if you see people whispering about you, you want to know. You want to know the gossip. But

then you're like, oh, well now my feelings are heard. But my wikis are all mixed up where it'll be like there's another guy named matt watson who did a vlog channel we actually have a wikipedia page for for are we not famous figures are we not big enough figures well we do have uh we are mentioned we actually on wikipedia there is like a thing but it redirects uh it redirects whenever you click on my name but if you go to my high school and look up famous alumni it says ryan mcgee youtuber whenever you click on my name but if you go to my high school and look

up famous alumni it says ryan mcgee youtuber if you click on my name it takes you to the star oh what the fuck oh i love that it takes you to the star yeah hold up i'll do it for you real quick unless they changed it well on on wikipedia when it goes to like the page of matt watson's and it's like it may reference it used to have me on here and actually now I'm gone. So I guess they, someone took me off. See, there that's a,

this is the list of alumni. And then I'm going to click on my name, YouTuber. And it just goes to the fucking star. Yeah. G Scorpio. But, but I'm not,

I, I'm looking through G Scorpio. I don't think I'm mentioned in this. You are in the, uh, the popular culture section, right? Is there a pop? I don't think I'm mentioned in this. You are in the popular culture section, right? Is there a popular? I don't even see a popular. I see properties, references.

No. There used to be a section that was like it was talked about on. I think they took that down. God damn it, Wikipedia. I know. These fucking losers really want to protect this unknown star. Wait a second. So there used to be – Super Mega would show up on certain Wikipedia pages, but it would redirect to Game Grumps, I think.

But I am on – if you search list of notable people from South Carolina, we're on that list, I believe. Yeah, but if you click on my name, guess where it takes you? To a fucking star. If you click on your name, where does it take you? Let me see. Okay. Go on the Wikipedia page. List of people from Charleston, South Carolina. Entertainers. Angry Grandpa. Rest in peace. Dude, I used to be on here. I think

they took me off. Go to your high school. You're in famous alumni. Slavery related people. Oh, there I am. Writers and artists nope nope well they they fucking took me off i was on here because i thought it was cool i was like whoa and then uh wait can i look famous people of columbia south let me see famous people columbia well would they put me in columbia or ermo probably columbia let. Let me go to my high school's Wikipedia page. Is there a Wikipedia for a list of Columbians?

Is Columbia like from people from Columbia maybe? Damn it. Not on my high school's page either. No, this is definitely like Columbians. Columbia. I'm talking about Columbia, South Carolina you fuck. Welcome to the episode where we just

scour Wikipedia for ourselves to help our egos get bigger but then we don't find ourselves here here's ryan mcgee on the super mega wiki uh aliases ryan mcgoggles eli ryan mcgee dude the fucking super mega wiki is a nightmare why do you want me to do you want to read some of yours? Yeah. Ryan McGee is an American content creator and diplomat best known for his funny YouTube video Kangaroo Jack Funniest Scene Reaction. Probably true. McGee is currently

recorded on the California Sex and Arson Registry under Megan's Law. I'm not. Ryan McGee, father, lover, friend, born July 6th 1940, is a Kazakh politician currently serving as the chairman of the Security Council of Kazakhstan, who previously served as the first president of Kazakhstan, an office from 24 April 1990. I think they just copied some actual Kazakhstan leaders thing and just replaced your name. I was about to say either it was that or just some manic.

No, the whole thing, even like early life is about like Kazakhstan. That's actually pretty funny. It's literally the whole Wikipedia page for the president of. You do have a section for the colon. No, it's literally just the Wikipedia article about colon. I swear to God, if I got that colonoscopy and he looked around and I find out that he just missed colon cancer as he was just eating his sandwich, giving me a colonoscopy and he looked around and i find out that he just missed colon cancer as he was just eating his sandwich giving me a colonoscopy a doctor actually eating his lunch while doing that well the first time i met this i met up with this doctor he's like i hope you don't mind i just

i need uh i need to eat lunch and so he was like eating like so what seems to be the problem? And I'm like, I'm pooping blood. Oh, interesting. So what other symptoms do you have? Well, my shit is liquid. I honestly believe that he got more enjoyment from me, like, describing the consistency of my bowel movements. And it made his eating of that sandwich more pleasurable like some people have that thing where if you tell them or show them something gross while they're eating it ruins their meal but he maybe has an opposite thing where it enhances

the flavor yeah can you if you're eating something and uh you see something gross or like does it ruin your appetite or are you able to still eat well okay i brought this up with someone actually recently and the reason i have such a strong gag reflex is because for some reason whenever i see something like if i see dog poop on the ground and like if i walk back and i kind of smell it i'll start gagging it's not because it smells so bad i'm gagging like i can handle the smell of poop it's because my brain for some reason and this happens a lot with disgusting shit as you've seen my brain will be like now picture that in your mouth it's an intrusive and i'm like now now i'm picturing it kind of like filling my mouth and like the texture and i had the same thing as a

kid i start gagging and so that's why that's why my gag reflux it's because i picture that thing in my mouth because when you smell it's so closely linked to taste and there's a part of your brain it's like well let's make it even worse exactly intrusive thoughts dude they suck like with uh it's a big thing in ocd and ocd it's like like i'll be holding a baby like someone's like here how many babies i hold babies every day okay um but like if i was holding i remember at church one time someone gave me a baby to hold and i remember in my head i was like i could throw this baby i could throw this baby you could and it's like i never would but it's like what if i throw this baby what if i lose control and throw this baby fuck i had to hand the baby back before i threw it do you think there's

ever been an instance where a doctor just delivered a baby and then it just fucking threw it against the wall or the ground because he was just crazy and he's like, I'm going to do it. This is the day. Imagine delivering a baby and then you drop it right away. Sounds like most Super Mega fans. No, but I get that too. I used to have it really bad when I was a kid. Like if I was eating, I saw a cockroach,

then like all the food I was eating in my head, I'd be like, oh no, it feels like I'm eating a cockroach. But then I got over that when I ate an actual cockroach. Or to be fair, I didn't eat it. I chewed it. I saw a comment on that recently where someone was like, I watched your cockroach video while I was on acid.

And the faces you were making when you ate the roach like terrified me and gave me a bad trip. That's the reason when Tucker was doing those faces when you and I dropped acid together. Tucker's just going, woo, woo. I was legitimately upset with him i was too i was like you're rude like you're ruining this this beautiful thing we're we're trying to relax and tucker keeps like looking at us and opening his eyes really wide which on acid makes it look like his eyes are like looks like a fucking ant like it looks he started to look like an anamorph like an anamorph between tucker and a sugar glider it was terrifying or tucker and the and the and the mouse from i believe in miracles you sexy thing sexy thing you but i remember he would go

and make all these faces and and flicker the lights i'm like tucker we are on a psychedelic drug please don't do that that is changing the way we we we see the physical world my man yeah so uh he still denies that tucker goes i wasn't doing anything it's like all right tucker i say what we do is we force we secretly sneak four tabs of acid into something tucker and then we just put them through a nightmare we lock them in a room and then sometimes burst and go turn the heater up all the way and then leave and make it really silent so it's like because you know when it's really silent you're on acid it's this weird kind of like what the fuck well because you get the auditory hallucinations yeah or it's like you hear little i haven't dropped i haven't done any of that in so long i haven't either i think i'd want to do honestly just because it's covid never mind i don't want

to get into that i don't want to be like hey audience you know what you should do drugs now we had a big talk about on one podcast about psychedelics i think as long as you're safe and you know what you're getting into and you're prepared it's okay in moderation psychedelics not something you should do a lot. I haven't done... I did shrooms like months ago, but I haven't done anything since. Be very aware that even with weed, people discover certain mental

illnesses. Yeah, like psychedelics can definitely bring things to the surface. So be... Honestly, we're not condoning the use of psychedelics. We're just saying if you choose to do it, know what you're getting into a good time just stick to good old meth

little bit of crack little crack rock so I bought this app speaking of drugs and addiction so right now hold on I broke Matt I broke what'd you do what is that?

It's a time smoke free. And this is the amount of time since I've smoked my last cigarette. 11 hours, 33 minutes and 15 seconds. Good for you, man. Yeah, my oxygen levels are back at 100%. Unfortunately, my carbon monoxide level is 44%, you know? But I still got, you know, that's poison. It's poison.

It is poison. Nicotine is brain poison. But I like this app. It tells you how much you're saving as you're quitting. Oh, that's cool. Gamifying is the way to do anything. That's what's worked for me, just gamifying shit. Turning real life into a video game. But dude, I was

reading up, like, more on just addiction and nicotine addiction, and it was actually, I was on this subreddit called r slash stop smoking. And I got legitimately sad for how so many people are just stuck like I am and just like glued to this drug. Cause like I actually, before this 11 hours,

I was, I was almost 48 hours clean, almost two days clean. But this craving I had. You just got that itch you had to. This craving. I took, I took like, I, I went on the elliptical and I just wore myself out there. And then later I got another craving.

So I just went on a walk for a few miles. And then I got another craving and I went on a walk and then I just couldn't. I wasn't strong enough. I tried to distract myself. We're only human, right? But I am keeping track of how long I'm smoking. I don't plan to smoke another cigarette. Nice, nice. But if the temptation gets there.

For those who have successfully quit, what are the best methods not to quit but for when you have a craving to either satiate that craving without smoking a cigarette or distract yourself from that craving? Sunflower shade. Well, if you have an oral fixation, what I found was – The craving isn't just putting a cigarette on my – it's breathing in the smoke and feeling the smoke fill my lungs and then exhaling that smoke. It's a nice feeling because I, for example, uh, I've been a little bad boy because I'm, I've been fully off nicotine, uh, but I was in a smoke shop this week and they're about to ban all of the like fruit flavored, like disposable ones. So Carson and I got one to just to pop on for the weekend. Of course. And God,

I instantly felt like shit. I was in the car. I was like, and I was like, Oh, I mean, I was like, Oh yeah.

It makes my head feel heavy. It makes you anxious. Dude. Like, but once you're free from it, you're going to feel amazing. Well, I just need,

I just need this timer to get to three days and then the nicotine will be out of my system. And then after that, I'm going to have to it's I think it's one to three months. And then my craving should be that of someone who has never smoked, but manageable at that. Well, just remember, you're always going to have cravings even 10 years from now. Yeah, but don't it's always going to pop up every now and then because your brain remembers it's good. But don't, as long as you can say, oh, I've gotten past it before. I read actually cravings is addiction leaving your body because every time you feel it and you don't give into it, it's rewiring your brain. It's like with medications, with, apparently nicotine

is similar to heroin addiction. Nicotine's a, why not? Oh, it's one of the most addictive things in the world.

Yeah. Or the most addictive thing in the world or something. One of them. Heroin, nicotine, and alcohol,

I think are the three most addictive substances. But, Oh, caffeine, you know, I need my coffee in the morning.

Why don't you replace that with caffeine? It's also a stimulant. You'll get a buzz from it. Last time I had coffee, I just literally shit liquid and it smelled like coffee. Like I just it went right through my system. Well, if you get more used to it, you can wake up. Here's what I do. I wake up, I drink coffee, and then I immediately take a nice morning shit.

Every morning. Every morning I do take a shit. and then I immediately take a nice morning shit. Every morning. Every morning I do take a shit. And my stomach's been feeling a tad better ever since I switched to oat milk instead of 2%. I love oat milk. I have Oatly.

Yeah, oh, dude, Oatly's the best. Oatly's really good. It tastes kind of like, this might put people off. I mean, oatmeal, yeah, but it kind of tastes similar to Soylent in a sense, in a way. I see that. Because not in a bad way, though. I'm trying, you know, I like.

There's still nothing like a good old whole milk, 2%, whatever, just milk. Because I don't really drink milk anymore. But recently I did buy a thing of the Horizon Organic, like the red. Because that's the best. And I got it and I had, the other day I had, I was like, I just just gotta get real milk for a little bit just a little bit and i made a bowl of cinnamon life i ate that and i was like dude but oat milk's the closest thing i've found to real milk because soy milk is good but it has a bit of a flavor it's kind of watery almond milk i like almond milk but it's the worst there's coconut milk and rice milk there's those probably suck too coconut milk

is pretty good i like coconut and oat milk there's those probably suck too coconut milk's pretty good i like coconut and oat milk the best but oat milk i found is like the creamiest closest mvp i like oat milk and coffee it's really good coffee but yeah i haven't had lactoid or lactate or whatever because i haven't had cheese in a while well no i haven't the last time i had cheese Well, no, I haven't. The last time I had cheese was last week. So it's been a little over a week. Yeah.

Do you have an app for that too? No. Like last time since cheese? No, but I do. Oh, I also saw people wondering like what app I use to count calories or whatever. I use the most popular app I think out there. It's called My Fitness Pal. I think it's an Under Arm like branded thing oh but um yeah my fitness pal it's it's great um you can just kind of set your

own personal goal or let it do its own calculations judging on your height and weight about like how many calories you should be eating a day and then it will calculate a calorie deficit for you if you want to lose on average one pound a week two pounds a week i'm going a bit overboard because i've gotten tired of not um being nice to my body and i'm kind of giving myself a whiplash in a sense i'm uh oh i weighed myself i'm 195 hey so you're losing weight fast because last time i talked to you you were like i'm 205 damn dude started at 211 could i lose weight that fast you could gain weight that fast it's funny because like the first amount of losing or gaining is always like it happens then you hit a point where it's like much harder all of a sudden well

i recently well there's multiple plateaus I hit like I recently hit a plateau that lasted about a week maybe a little more than a week where I was stuck at 199 and 202 and then one day like the next day all of a sudden it just was 196 and I'm like okay so there it just kind of

drops at some point and the plateau stops when you take a shitter your body is retaining water. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, your weight fluctuates also throughout the day. I've gained 15 pounds this year. That's good.

So I was 130 at the beginning. You also got a little pooch. Yeah. Not like a tummy. A little. It's just part of, you know, growing up. Your boy's growing up. Your little boy's becoming a big man.

It's up your belly. I swear, if you keep eating, because I know you love eating rice. But if you eat rice and then pair that up with a nice fucking thing of chicken and you start lifting, come on, man. You're going to be looking like that guy that people thought you were on Instagram. The hot version of me i mean you're already beautiful matt please come on look at that look at those eyes look at that smart look at my eyes if you had a mirror you could or if you looked at your phone i'm already looking a more beautiful pair of eyes oh my god more beautiful pair of well i closed my eyes so

now you can't see them and you can't see mine sorry well now i'm turning my head and the viewers can't see him either that's too bad for them isn't it they wish they could look into our eyes but sorry i know those those arabs sure sure took the gene pool when it came to me i don't have any blue i don't have any i don't have well i guess the irish did uh people's ears perked up they're like did he just yes i did uh the irish gave me some sort of auburn beard and the um the palestinian just gave me all you know brown eyes brown eyebrows brown hair just hairy so yeah i i didn't get the hairy gene except my armpits and my ass crack my legs are like i wouldn't say i have hairy legs you know but my armpits and my ass crack. My legs are like, I wouldn't say I have hairy legs, you know, but my armpits,

longest ass hair, and my ass crack, dude. Fucking, that's a jungle down there. Dude, I, I was, I was watching TikTok

and the reason, it's always linked to it. This isn't me just bringing up TikTok and not wanting to talk about your hairy ass. bring up TikTok anytime. I love it. No, this will coincide with your hairy ass. No, dude, bring up TikTok anytime. I love it. This will coincide with your hairy ass because it got me thinking.

There's this TikTok going around. I think it's kind of like, nah, look at this boy. He doesn't let the water run between his ass cheeks. I bet you his ass smells or something like that. Something along the lines of that. A bunch of girlfriends do it to their boyfriends, blah, blah, blah.

What do they do? They play that sound while filming their boyfriends. And the boyfriend hears it and they're like, oh, my ass stinks, I guess. And the girlfriend's like, you should wash your ass. And the boyfriend's like, I guess I should wash my ass. The whole meme of like guys don't really clean themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially their asses.

So the whole meme is girlfriends outing their boyfriends for not washing their ass well. And it got me thinking i'm like i i'm so proud of myself for for making that change because when i first moved out here even before then i was a stinky gooched boy yeah a little bit now i i slide my hand all up in there oh you got it man it's great. And then I take my ass cheeks and I go, you know, I spread them. And I let the water run like a beautiful waterfall eroding the rock that is my ass to cleanliness. What I do is I have a, I have soap. I forgot the fucking brand. It's like the oval bottle and the little white lid.

And it's just like liquid. Squirts on my hand. Do this. Oh, soapy. And then I stick it down there and i just oh god i rub all around the anus all in the gooch and some you know this is something that i have to do this might be tmi but because i have such a hairy ass i will actually start kind of pinching the hairs because some lint throughout the underwear days and i'll just pick out the little

lints in my ass hair as i'm showering save them for me uh they're probably down there i'll start i'll start saving them for you yeah christian uh you know christian who's staying with me right now crashing on my couch he he shares my shower and i don't know what it is but every time he showers he sheds like this much hair please don't tell me he just puts it on the wall and leaves it there no it's it's it just sits on top of the drain so every time i get in the shower it's like okay you know what he should do? Clean up after himself. Yeah, if he was a good fucking person, he would.

Yeah, because he's not paying rent. Not right now. No. See, so he should be cleaning up after himself. I'll bring it up to him, actually, because when we were roommates in a freshman year in college, it was the same thing. Now I feel like an asshole. I'm just like, yeah, so he's a bad roommate

because of this. Anyway, just like on a public podcast. We're all bad. We're all bad roommates for our own reasons. He was, when I lived with him

for a year in college, he was a fantastic roommate. He was quiet. He was clean. Except for when he burst in and choked you out that one time. Yes.

That was, I'd like to, you deserved it, possibly. Maybe it might have been a slight overreaction, but you had something coming. You did deserve some sort of retribution for your actions. Because freshman year, I pranked Christian so much.

And he blew up on me once and grabbed me by my shirt and threw me into a wall. But I'm going to say I deserved it. I wish I could have witnessed that. Jackson saw it. Ask Jackson about it. I will. I will tonight because I'm coming over.

We're going to have some sausage, I think. We're going to grill up in the grill in the backyard. Oh, yeah. Maybe have a couple cigars. Maybe have a cigar and a glass of wine. Hey, you're quitting cigarettes. Why are you smoking a cigar? Cigars aren't cigarettes. I'm not going to have a – cig a glass of wine hey you're quitting cigarettes why are you smoking a cigar cigars aren't cigarettes I'm not gonna have a

cigars are special occasions also this was Jackson's idea this wasn't Ryan trying to be like oh what's another way I can smoke without cigarettes I'm excited though

I'm not a big fan of cigars but maybe I'll have one tonight they make me nauseous you still get a buzz from a cigar you do yeah just having it in your mouth I just like them

cause they're just something to pass the time with and conversate you know they feel classy yeah exactly and they do smell really good um but i'll uh they're meant dude there are dudes who smoke like multiple cigars a day i couldn't imagine brent lily brent lily brent loves he does have nice cigars he does he's a big cigar guy gave me a cigar when we did our social distanced

luau that would have made me puke because I was hungover I was like I do not want a cigar cigars are if I'm really drunk a cigar will make me puke

within five minutes yeah I've had bad experiences with whiskey and cigars see Jackson likes this part of smoking a cigar

it's my least favorite part it's getting it lit like having to oh she's gotta suck it because it's you least favorite part. It's getting it lit. Oh, but you've got to suck it. Because you get so lightheaded, and you have to tend to it like you would a fire. But I like a cigar when it's already lit, and you can just have a puff every now and then, and it just is going. I remember I smoked. My dad and I went camping, and he was like, son, look what I brought.

And he brought a cigar. And I remember we had a nice time around the fire, but that's the first time I ever had to light a cigar. And my dad had to help me. And I remember because I was sucking it, it just, I inhaled so much of the smoke. It was horrible. Yeah. Unfortunately, you're not supposed to inhale cigars for those who don't know. No.

No. My dad. Cigarellos, people get away with inhaling it for some reason some people do i wouldn't i i would but i also inhale cigarettes so that might be a little the cigarellos would get you too buzzed i like the taste of certain black and milds like it's like sweet jazz flavor i love sweet wine flavor with the wood tip yeah i actually do have a jazz flavored one in my room if you want it tonight maybe that's what i'll smoke it's wood tipped i remember back in the

days when you couldn't just go to a shop in california for marijuana back in south carolina you know you you weed was given to you and i like a ziploc bag or something wrapped in tin foil and i remember going to you, the Exxons or whatever and asking for, you know, some whatever flavored papers they had. Ooh. And the thing was, I was always nervous. I was like, the person at this gas station is going to know that I'm buying it for weed and then they're going to tell the cops. He's going to press the alarm button.

But then it's like, they don't give a shit. They probably smoked weed before their shift. We should make Super Mario rolling papers. Well, then we're promoting people burning, burning things into their shift. We should make super mega rolling papers. Well, then we're promoting people burning things into their lungs. Well, you can make things that you don't smoke with rolling papers. Can we do super mega edibles, actually? I, this weekend,

me and the boys had our friend Annabelle over, and when she comes over... Cute picture of her on the couch and all of y'all standing behind the couch shirtless. And black? Huh? No. Y'all wear black.

No, yeah. Unless you wanted to wear black. I would not wear black face if I was you. I wouldn't do the black face. No. Jackson, yes. Harrison, yes. Christian, definitely yes.

Carson, maybe. Well, they have a family history of black face. Oh, yeah. It goes down generations. It's kind of like a tradition. Every year they get together and do this big family blackface cookout. And I went to one once. Very uncomfortable.

Yes. However, our friend Annabelle had an edible over at our house this weekend. Say the brand because this is my favorite brand of edibles. Smokies. I love Smokies. So I had a half one and she had a whole one. And then we're all sitting on the couch. It was me, Harrison, his girlfriend, Amanda, and Christian Carson.

We're all just chilling. And we're watching Fire in the Sky, which have you seen that movie? It's from the 90s. It's about that guy in Arizona that got abducted by aliens based on like a true story. Oh, is that the one with the creepy scene where it's just like they put the shit over his face and then they cut it open? Yep, yep. Okay. And we're watching it.

That's the end of the movie, I think. Yeah, it's right at the end. But she looks over at all of us and she's like, oh, I'm too high. And I was like, bad high? She's like, yeah. And I was like, do you want to go lay down in my room? And then I was like, here, you can go lay down in my room and we'll finish the movie. And she like goes and lays down in my bed. And she's like here you can go lay down my room and we'll finish the movie and she like she like goes and lays down my bed and she's like and i was like oh i was like

are you okay and i saw it on her face because you can you see it when it's on someone's face and i was like bathroom bathroom poor soul made it about halfway to the bathroom and then i spent the rest of the movie cleaning it up the number one sign to know you're about to throw up and this happened to me when i was on my way back. I can't remember what I, it was when I had the fucking kratom, I think. I'm never having it again. I was doing it experimentally because I'm a dumbass,

and you should never experiment with stuff. But anyways, I threw up. Except for gay sex. Yeah. The number one sign I knew I was about to throw up is I got out of my car. Then all of a sudden, my mouth started to get a little more moist. It starts salivating, yeah. I start salivating.

I'm like, oh, my body's lubricating itself for a bunch of – It's funny how it does that because it's like pukes acidic and it wants to protect your teeth and tongue. So it'll start – and also when you can't really swallow, you're like – I always know when it's coming uh i i didn't she sleep on the bathroom you sent me a picture of her sleeping on the bathroom she crashed at our place that night and slept the entire night on the bathroom floor i tried it such a miserable picture i tried to get her up i was like do you want to go sleep in my bed because you're on the bathroom floor and she's like okay and i helped her up and immediately puked again so i was like like, okay. And then I couldn't get her up.

So I literally just, I made, I just put towels on her as blankets and I brought a pillow and she slept all night. Okay. Very comfy. Oh, by the way, I just want to check to see if certain friends are still listening to the podcast of mine.

Hey, Jack and or Gray, who live in South Carolina, you know if if if if i just called you jack or gray text me and say hey i heard you hey man say my say say my name on the podcast that's all same goes for rav same goes for bill christian because he listens to our podcast does he it does yeah okay same with uh mom i already know you're fucking listening mom i don't need i don't Same goes for Bill Christian, because he listens to our podcast. Does he? He does, yeah. Okay. Same with... Mom, I already know you're fucking listening. Mom, I don't need to hear from you. There's a few more.

Hey, if we're mutuals on Twitter and you hear this, I'm talking to you. Hit me up. DM me. Say, hey, I heard you mentioned me on the podcast. I don't... See, this is the thing. I don't... I wouldn't figure that a lot of influencers would be listening to other influencers podcasts.

Because they're already in that world creating it themselves. It feels weird. But I mean, I watch a lot of other influencers content. A lot. So I get it. I watch it when it pops up on trending. Like someone who pops up a lot for me is. Moist Critical.

Oh my God. The algorithm loves him. Well, he's good at that fucking algorithm shit. He gets so many views too. Charlie's a sweet man. The name of his videos and just the- Hey guys. I want to hear his opinion.

What up everybody? It's Critical. You should go on the podcast. Yeah. Well, I rated him one time on Twitch. There's a clip out there, I think. And he's just like, thank you, Ellery. Oh, fuck.

Oh, how do you pronounce this? And I understand the pronunciation of my tag. It's not as simple as Matt Watson. Well, mine's Math Watson. Yes. Matt H. Watson. Which is even better. Mine, people are like Ellery McGee.

What is it? And for me, this is how I pronounce. It's just Eli Rye McGee because it's. That's how I do it. Yep. I used to say Ellery McGee. What is it? And for me, this is how I pronounce. It's just Eli Rye McGee because it's. That's how I do it. Yep. I used to say Ellery McGee, like celery. But for me, it's Eli, like middle name. Rye.

Yeah. Little short and first name. McGee. Exactly. Eli Rye McGee. Yep. Was Ryan, was at Ryan McGee taken? Well, the reason it's Eli Rye McGee is because we had to create an email or something like that that consisted of like that.

That was professional. You couldn't name it bullshit or something. It was for school specific. Oh, so you just stuck with that username. Yeah. And I and I just stuck with it. And so that's what it's been because it's my middle name. Oh, yes.

And then Ryan, you know, that's that's that's that's it. That's for me. That's it. For me, when I look at it, it's like, oh, that's my at. But I can understand when people look at it. It's like, his name's Ryan McGee. What the fuck is this? I would think that your name's Eli. And then Ry is your middle name.

But Ry Eli McGee doesn't flow as well as Eli Ryan McGee. I searched at Ryan McGee. And you know the section of Google where it's like people also ask, did Matt and Ryan get fired? Yeah, we did. We fired ourselves. Uber's riantmcgee.com. Let's see what this is.

There's that guy who won the lottery. His name is Ryan McGee. He looks very Russian. He doesn't look Russian to me. He looks like the kind of typical ugly British dude with fucked up teeth and a very receding hairline. See, he has that kind of like pointed, like those pointed features where he looks like a younger version of a homeless Putin. You know what I mean? I fucking love that Ryan McGee guy.

You know what I mean? I fucking love that Ryan McGee guy. Because before you got popular on the internet, if you search Ryan McGee, it was just this, let me search. Guy holding up a giant check. Ryan McGee lottery winner. And there's articles about him because what this dude did. Dude, God, he just, dude, you can just tell he's so British. Look at him.

Can't you just see how British he is? Aye, aye, ain't it? I won the lottery, ain't it won the lottery videos of him winning this but basically he won the lottery in the UK or something yeah in England and it's just such a funny

story because he gets this nice ass Ferrari so all the pictures like him with his like looking out the window of his Ferrari with the keys smiling and then you keep going and like the next picture is just the car totaled on the side of the road. Euro

millions winner Ryan McGee runs out of luck as he crashes 173 thousand pound Ferrari into field. Look at his fucking picture next to the Ferrari like he's just smiling. Ryan McGee who won won $6.4 million in 2008, was driving the Ferrari 458 Italia in treacherous conditions when the icy road got the better of him.

Difficulties. Ryan McGee crashed through a barbed wire fence before his sports car went over a series of large rocks and ended up in a bush. I like, wait. Lottery winner Ryan McGee gets new driving ban? went over a series of large rocks and ended up in a bush um i like wait lottery winner ryan mcgee gets new driving ban wait he got a driving ban dude he what'd he do he's not responsible a former i guess it's former multi-millionaire lottery winner now said to be several steps behind square one has been banned from driving and given community service what ryan mcgee pleaded

guilty to driving a ford focus along city's foil bridge in londonderry last year while disqualified and without insurance he's ordered to complete 200 hours of community service to disqualify from driving for five years and find 250 well he can afford it he won the lottery no no way this is a different no it's the same ryan mcgee it says listen to this i like this here's what it says former multi-millionaire that that's a depressing title former multi-millionaire ryan mcgee now said to be several steps behind square one why does that always happen hold on something's something's up what i thought i purchased a certain song on google music or whatever and it's not showing up in my library but hold up let me get the fuck out my corvette yeah let's let's let's can i let me

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Get the fuck out my Corvette. Got a million different reasons that I could be upset. So get the fuck out my corvette so that yeah um ryan found it i found it i i was searching through all the google play music accounts i was like which account did i buy it with and it was just with an old gmail that matt and i used so uh we have located get the fuck out my corvette download it before that they take down google play which matt told me they're doing google play music think they're getting rid of Google Play Music, yeah, for some reason. I just saw that somewhere.

But for those who don't know, this connects with the Ryan McGee because I believe ex-Blake Freeman X won the lottery. Didn't he? Yes, he did. Didn't he win a lottery? Yeah, and I think he probably funded those videos with it because he had to rent a Corvette. I doubt that's actually his Corvette.

Freeman lottery. That's what I'm looking up. Ex- blake freeman x god what a legend state man promises to split powerball winnings i blake freeman here is this oh didn't he say he was gonna give like everybody one dollar or something let's see let's see um okay so chapel hill uh i forgot he's from chapel hill tennessee oh or something a facebook post is blowing up after a Chapel Hill man posted his powerball ticket and a contract offering to share his winnings with anyone sharing his post. If he wins, he's going to have a lot of checks to write. Yeah.

I think I broke my Facebook said Blake Freeman. The post kept getting more, more and more likes and more and more shares. Have you seen that online? Asked reporter Sabrina Hall. Yes, I actually shared it, said Brett Stahlcup, a Chapel Hill resident. The 21-year-old wrote up a contract, or sorry, wrote up a contact with a promise.

I, Blake Freeman, hereby agrees to equally share 100% of the earnings I win from the Tennessee Powerball drawing on Wednesday with all parties that like, share, and comment on my Facebook post. So he didn't win it. He was just saying if he did. Yeah. Okay.

Well, I just looked up ex-Blake Freeman X, and I find this article. Update. Terrible rapper ex-Blake Freeman X is not Nashville mayoral candidate Bill Freeman's grandson. And it's just him with some, like Nashville mayoral candidate Bill Freeman's grandson. It's just him with some like mayoral candidate. I don't know. Dude, he's tried to take down everything.

Did you know that aspiring YouTube rapper ex-Blake Freeman X who has at least one Migos collaboration What? How the fuck did he collab with Migos? Wait. What the fuck? Wait, there's no way. What the fuck? How the fuck did he collab with Migos? Wait. What the fuck? Wait, there's no way.

What the fuck? What the fuck? Out my cor- VET. Why do- I wanna talk about why the fuck do people, uh... That win the lottery always fuckin' bombshell their life? I don't know, I just need to- Fuck.

Out. My. Corvette. My. Corvette. Get the fuck out my Corvette. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't give everyone all of it.

You gotta save a little for us. You're right, you're right, you're right. Because, you know, it's not special. Everyone has it. That's our little thing, man. Will you play that at my wedding? I will play it at your wedding. I'm so glad I have like a pristine, not like a compressed version.

Like you have the original audio. I have the original pristine, beautiful audio. Make sure you save it. Download it. Oh, 100%. I've started saving a lot of my favorite YouTube videos, like the weird obscure 200 view ones that I think are so funny. Because they get deleted a lot. I should start doing that with porn.

Because there was one porn video that I really liked that I had saved in my notes under like some, it looked like I was like taking notes for something, you know, to hide the fact that it was a porn link hidden in the notes. I love that. But I clicked on it, you know, recently and God damn it.

It's just not on the site. It wasn't even like a popular video. Dust in the wind. I don't understand it. It's just not on the site. It wasn't even like a popular video. Dust in the wind. I don't understand it. Do they sometimes just make room on their porn servers by taking out? I think people probably request it to be taken down sometimes. Maybe it's like, maybe I shouldn't have done this porn. That was from years ago, man.

Damn. It was just a webcam show in a car. Okay. Well, that's interesting. Maybe fans can find it for you. People were calling me simp for giving some of my money to them. For having OnlyFans? Yeah, for having...

Well, I don't have an OnlyFans, but... Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, Ryan's supporting sex workers, guys. So, F off. Shut up. People bought Playboy magazines and people buy porn mags. Everyone I know secretly has an OnlyFans account.

Relax, people. Dude, I'm a huge Pokimane simp. I have her posters in my room. What do you think your feet look like? God, I just love watching... Have you seen her stand up when she's wearing sweats, dude? Dude.

Oh! Dude, Pokimane fart compilation 4K. Wait, has she ever farted before? What do farts smell like, man? Dude, I bet you, I bet you she sprays her panties with chili sauce. Dude, what's that aroma of those farts smell like? I bet your panties smell like chili, like a chili dog.

Yeah, shit in my mouth. Sonic the Hedgehog is my favorite fucking character. Oh, I hope she never hears that. I honestly, like, I don't think anyone from those circles will ever pay me any mind, so it's like I don't ever care for what I say. Well, I mean. So it's like, I don't ever care what I say. Well, I mean, and Michael Reeves,

they don't know. I've met Michael. I've never met Carson. I went to me and Gus and Eddie and Jake went to Dave and Buster's and Carson was there with some of the lunch club guys. And I wanted to say, Hey to him, but we never, you went with Ethan too.

Yeah. Yeah. And never said anything to him all night. Oh, that's good. And you know me, whenever I'm invited to those events, I go... Not tonight. Maybe another time. Okay, man.

You know, I want to see if you can get this. What's my famous... It's not an excuse. Before I even finish. I got to get home for Lego. I got to let if you can get this. What's my famous... It's not an excuse. Before I even finish. I got to get home for Lego. I got to let Lego out of the Lego. Now anyone who hears that is going to be like, he just doesn't want to hang out with me.

Just making it up. Making it up. No, I do need to get home to Lego. Of course. But I don't... It's not going to kill him. No. And it doesn't even mean that I don't like the people I'm being around.

I literally just have a meter when I'm social where I just get too like nervous i get nervous and just i bet that's because you were an only child i think so probably that conditioned you to be more like reclusive yeah because i've always found that i have a cousin who's an only child he's super introverted yeah and i usually find the most extroverted people i know are the people that grew up with like four or five siblings. Because they have to stand out from their other siblings. Yeah, and you're always around. Hey, mom, give me attention.

Whereas my mom always gave me attention. I'd say, hey, mom, give me a kiss. Mom, please. You know, especially when I wasn't living with her every now and then because I would switch off every week. They do a fucking like a drug deal at a gas station except instead of drugs, it was just me. The best drug of all the thing that gets me the highest in life i love those i mean i miss those gas station swaps nothing like it do you remember in the old apartment we lived in when we first started

super mega the guy that lived below us was this like 30 year old like armenian dude that only rode around on a hoverboard and do you remember when we were being too loud, or I guess when he thought we were being too loud, he'd take a broom and start doo, doo, doo, doo. We're like, dude. He hated us and he was dick. Remember that one time we pulled up to a gas station in Glendale at night time

and we see him on his hoverboard hoverboard over to his car, open open the trunk take out two massive duffel bags and give it to someone give it to someone else who puts it in their trunk and then they both drove off and i was like we just witnessed a drug deal but if you remember he was doing that deal while he was on his hover yeah i one time i saw him down in the office of the apartment yelling at one of the staff while he was on his hoverboard and i was like what a tool man people like that need to be thrown in a meat grinder and forgotten about yeah that's kind of yelling at one of the staff people while he was on his hoverboard. And I was like, what a tool, man.

People like that need to be thrown in a meat grinder and forgotten about. Yeah, that's kind of just erasing someone completely. Yeah. Which if you're yelling at someone while standing on a hoverboard, you're already in the wrong no matter what you're yelling at that person for. Like you could be yelling about like something

that's the most right thing on earth. You could be saying racism is bad, but because you're doing it on a hoverboard you automatically look like a douchebag and your point is invalid i would love to see uh like a like the antifa squad roll up in those it's like antifa on hoverboards yes i would love that i would i want to see the cops are already on segues. I want to see a clash of protesters. So it's like white supremacists rolling up on hoverboards and like Antifa rolling up on hoverboards. And they have this big clash.

I mean, the riot police roll up on their hoverboards. We're joking, but there's legitimately like Civil War death shit going on in our country. Yeah, it's a little it's a little wild right now. Which it's. It's it is odd to uh no i think it's perfectly normal to see and you know people have always killed each other for a difference of opinion that happens every day multiple times you can never ever get rid of it just because people are so if we pray ignorant and stuck in their their their ways of thinking but it is i i think it's more highlighted definitely now because of there's such a divide and oh yeah

we're hitting a election season baby it's election year it's the it's the worst year out of every four years i hate election i hate election year i think i've grown to despise election years you know you get you get old pasty man who forgets things number one or old pasty man who says things that he knows are lies but says them anyway number two so it's like who are we gonna choose oh you're talking about joe biden i think you're talking about Biden for both. Biden fucks, man. Dude, Biden does fuck, man. You know Biden fucks. Dude, I saw a picture of this guy on New York subway that looks exactly like Joe Biden,

just like French kissing this like large black woman. And like she's grabbing his dick on the train. Someone was like, this y'all president? He's healing the divide. I need to see if I can find that picture, dude. Like I got to show you. It literally looks just like Joe Biden. It was like, come get y'all president.

Hey, I just got us a new Coca-Cola spice. Nice. What's it taste like? It's like barefoot water skiing while dolphins click with glee. Whoa, let me try. Nah, it's like gliding on a gondola through waving waters as a mermaid sings. Nah, it's like Coca-Cola. Gondola through waving waters as a mermaid sings. Nah. It's like Coca-Cola with a refreshing burst of raspberry and spiced flavors.

Yeah. Try new Coca-Cola Spiced today. It's so goofy, dude. American politics is just entertainment and sadness. It's entertainment that negatively affects tens of millions of people's lives, especially poor people and people of color. So, yay, entertainment. Trump's so funny. There was this, well, actually that gets political too. It was just a funny TikTok I saw.

Let me see if, did I like it? Let me see if I liked it. Oh, I didn't, did I? Darn. Well, I'm not even going to share what it was about. Don't. It was about Pakistan. Dude!

Oh, God, I just want to find this fucking picture. I'll find it and send it to you later. I'll show you tonight with cigars. Dude, I love this picture. You're having a cigar with the boys, right? This fake picture of Donald Trump naked. It looks so real. It does look really real.

Maybe it is real. real is real oh man yeah no politics are a joke though and that's all i have to say about that for this one because i just see people getting i feel like i've talked so much about politics in 2020 on the podcast that i've kind of settled all that i have to say right now and until more things happen i'm i'm gonna take it back and focus more on the podcast that I've kind of said all that I have to say right now and until more things happen I'm gonna take it back and focus more on the goofs yeah cause I don't it's just I don't want to depress people I'll speak about what's right like I'll speak up

for what's right but I'm gonna try to stay away from it a little bit more for me politics is just like so divisive and it's making people just be shitty yeah all the time and i don't want to divide our fan base and uh well they're all unless you're a pedophile yeah then you're more than welcome but uh that's a joke that's that's one of the jokes i should point out is a joke

i just remember sitting down just being sad because the phone is the only escape from the fucking house these days because you're either sitting in your home or dwelling or you're looking at your phone or watching your TV but like everything I see that's an update because I want to stay up to date on what's going

on with COVID politics but nothing there's no positive shit. It's just all. It's either negative news and then under that negative news just people spewing vitriol at each other. It's just spitting acid back.

And it's like especially Twitter because Twitter is a fucking toxic cesspool. Stole the word right out of my mouth. It is. Like I love Twitter. Don't get me wrong. Twitter is. I'm always on it. I fucking love Twitter don't get me wrong Twitter is I'm always on it I fucking love Twitter I get so much entertainment enjoyment odds are you have to tweet right now

hey guys I won't be releasing the album on the 4th I'm postponing it till 2022 odds are you have to tweet that out right now and then you can go this was for a podcast 50 3 2 1 1 oh speaking of which tweet that out right now and then you can go jay this was for a podcast 50 three two one one oh

thank god oh speaking of which uh as of now my my first debut ep should be out on all streaming platforms it's called ouch and i'd really like it if you guys could go check that out i worked many months on it i worked hard uh i'm nervous about releasing it because i don't know if uh I'm nervous about releasing it because I don't know if you know I like it I like what I made I'm very happy with it sometimes I listen I hate it sometimes I listen I really love it I don't know

I hope that for some people though for someone out there at least it's a special album to them and they enjoy it and like the music go check it out and if y'all want just a very brief you've uploaded kind of like a little kind of like of it. But here's a here's a here's a brief sound of from the album.

Here I. It's a good. You were sharing this with me and I was telling you how great i thought it was dude what if i just released this on spotify so everyone's like it's finally here i told you this is what i was gonna do for my album except i was i was gonna actually record like my farts in the morning and me taking my shits in the morning and have them be separate tracks well i i love uh and i was gonna name my i was gonna name that i was gonna do the cover similar to yours except it was gonna be me on on a toilet it was just gonna say oops dude i wish you had like i wish you would just release like no release it like an hour

before mine like hey guys i made an ep last night jackson was like hmm i'll think about dropping an album on the fourth there's nothing good happening that day I was like okay Jackson but at the time of recording this it comes out in 8 hours so you're gonna be up maybe it'll still be over unless hey I gotta go back for Lego

I mean I'm probably gonna leave before midnight leave at 127 gonna be honest I mean Lego will have to see me before midnight. Sorry, I was silent because I felt a burp coming on, but it's not happening. Oh. There it is. I have some gas in me.

I have also like a burp. Can I suck it out? Some bowels probably. You have some bowels? My bowels are forming something. Really? You know how you can tell when your bowels are holding something or when it's forming something? My bowels are forming something

right now. We should make a video game where you play as the digestive system and you just gotta make poop. And it's like that's the currency in the game. You just have to make the most poop you can. Okay. But you want it to be good quality poop. You don't want it to be bad, nasty.

How about a multiplayer game where you play as a digestive system and your friend does too, and it's whoever can make the most poop? 100%. It would look kind of like Dr. Mario, except instead of a puzzle game where the puzzles fall down, it's food coming down and you have to try to send it to the correct places through the digestive system. And you have to choose which food you're eating which would better create the perfect poop or what about like if you have too much sugar it's or too much you know caffeine or

you know you have too many liquids and not enough you know you got to build a good consistency it's like dr mario we're like you know when you make the combos they disappear and that's when it turns into poop and you gotta make the most also I don't think there's a single podcast out there that talks about feces as much as ours does like literally I don't think I'd actually be very curious for someone has there been a single episode we haven't talked about shit

I'm gonna prove you wrong I'm gonna go to Spotify podcast and just type in the word poop I'm gonna look up poop podcast poop podcast poop podcast not the pop shop podcast medium popcorn pop oh poop cast poop cast poop cast with uh with rachel what this is poop cast i'm rachel a seventh grader. Okay. Well. Okay.

Well, also, Christian was streaming the other night because he streams three, four times a week on Twitch. He's finally getting a little fan base. He had 10 viewers last night. He has a Discord. Jackson better watch out. I know. He's coming for Jackson's viewer base. But Christian's got a couple of little dedicated fans now. You should go watch his streams.

Christian underscore Zinf, X-E-N-F. But he was in Harrison's room streaming because, you know, the fool doesn't have a bedroom because he's sleeping on the couch. I'm sure Harrison

doesn't enjoy that too much. Harrison fucking hates it. Well, the funny thing is Harrison realized, like, oh, I have my Bluetooth speaker in my room. We can connect to it while Christian's streaming.

So Christian's streaming so Christian's streaming and uh I just connect no unfortunately but I just connected and just started playing his stream so it was just like echoing back and he freaked out and like knocked his webcam over and like ran to go turn it off and then I tried to play the

poop song but he had muted it this is the poop song don't get copyright struck damn we got copyright struck for the poop song but he had muted it was the poop this is the poop song don't get a copyright damn we got copyright struck for the poop song by the toilet bowl the album is called still farting pooping puking and peeing what a fucking song dude that's a great song i'll uh i'll send this to you in case you wanna you wanna you want to send this to you? sure yeah just send it to me through an iMessage

I hate when people say that yo can you send me an iMessage? just say text just say I'm texting but it's not text it's iMessage I'll iMessage you later about it I think Justin does that our editor Justin he'll say I'm going to send it I'm like how are you sending it to me

and like through like Instagram DMs he's like iMessage and in my head I'm like just say I'm texting to send it to him. Like, how are you sending it to me? And like through like Instagram DMs, he's like, I message. What a cunt. And in my head, I'm like, just say I'm texting it to you. Why do you? I don't know. Maybe it's a little pet peeve of mine. Let's talk about pet peeves because pet peeves usually are irrational.

You know, like that doesn't. Someone has to have a dog named Peeve. And so they can then say, that's awesome. Pet peeve. This is my pet peeve. Right. Genius. Anyways, go on. You were in the middle. say I have a pet peeve. This is my pet peeve. Genius. Anyways, go on. You were in the middle of something.

What are some weird pet peeves you have? Or just normal pet peeves you have? That's one. Would you call that a peeve? I find a peeve is something you're annoyed by, right? It's almost a phobia. Not like, oh, I'm scared of it, but like an adverse reaction.

Like an odd... Whatever like a an adverse reaction like an odd what whatever uh fucking happened in my brain chemistry to make that happen proves that i i would have not survived long in in the ancient times uh but pet peeves pet peeves um trying to think of really petty ones i have I really don't like people being late I think that's not a direct the way you just instantly just stared at me silently I believe you're the only one in the room who else am I going to stare at Joe Barry

Barry get out of here there he goes bye Barry um oh by the way he hasn't had any pictures of of sulfur in a while on Twitter so I think he'd appreciate that send Barry pictures of sulfur but also with that picture say

he did a great job on his recent how about that game about death yes yeah he did I watched it also Barry appreciates pictures of dogs humping sulfur is number one priority here guys but then if you want to throw in some dogs humping. Sulfur's number one priority here, guys. Sulfur, but then if you want to throw in some dogs humping. But don't rat us out like last time.

Like, oh, Matt Ryan said to do this. I think, well, I don't like the sound of chewing. Like, I can't control it, but it makes me, it's like this weird, like, oh, and people chew with their mouths open. That's me. That gets me. I think that's only because my stepdad, Jim, was a big old dumbass about, yeah, mom, let him listen to this bit, okay? Mom, I have one memory of Jim that peeves me off. Just one?

Well, this is the big chewing one. So I'm relaxing, right? I'm a child relaxing on the family couch watching tv and i'm having a snack that snack happens to be chips what sound does did you what sounds do chips make crunchy sounds right yeah like steve in minecraft when he eats something even when your mouth is closed there's a bit of a crunch which I hate that like I know that people can't help it but like it's just all the pet peeve

I think Jim might be one of those people because I was chewing on some chips he goes damn it boy chew with your mouth closed and I'm like um I am what did you just say what are you talking back to me so he caught me in that and mom i just wanted to say i thought that was a bitch move for jim to pull but now that i'm an

adult i could beat the fuck out of his ass and so i hope he never challenges me again honestly we could if you and i tag team jim not in the sexual way in the fighting way we could absolutely destroy jim mom tell jim if he ever ever tells me the chew with my mouth closed again and i am doing that and then he tries to pull this adult are you talking back to me i will fling him around and snap his neck so fucking quick you hear me here's the thing he'll say you talking back to me and i'll say uh yeah i am talking back to you with my fists and then i feel like but the thing the thing that's funny is if jim heard this he would actually probably be like i just think that that wasn't funny it was just a i just you know that was disrespectful exactly my dad actually you know what I have to say to that? Because I'm an adult and I can beat Jim in a fight. Suck my

cock, Jim. My dad actually, I do feel bad because last time I went home, my dad didn't tell me this, but my brother-in-law told me, he's like, hey, I think that his feelings are actually kind of hurt. But he never brings it up. And I was like, what? Because of the dad rap? Everything.

He's like, you called him at like something in the morning during the fundraiser. And my dad won't tell me this because he's nice about it, but I think his feelings are actually a little hurt by the goof when we do, so I feel bad. By just how much we goof on him? I love him though. I love Dale. Sounds like he just needs to get thicker

skin. Exactly. He needs to just not be a pussy. You know, he always talks about these snowflakes, but the only one crying is him. I know. Go to your safe space, Dad. You want some crayons and a puppy? Another pet peeve. Oh, Jackson chews. When Jackson chews,

it's not just with his mouth, though, but it's like Jackson also misplaces his thing. His wallet, dude. I've never met someone that loses their shit. Like, Jackson loses his wallet? How many times did he lose his wallet in Japan?

He left in a fucking taxi cab. Do you know how hard that was to get back? Dude. We did it, but god damn, that was hard. I remember us having to call like the taxi companies and shit.

Who doesn't speak English? We had to get a girl at a hotel. We went to like a police area and we were like, hey, and they were like, no, no, no. They were like, we do not speak English. I was like, oh, okay. And then Jackson and I had to take a police area and we were like, hey. And they were like, no. They were like, we do not speak English.

I was like, oh, okay. And then Jax and I had to take a two-hour train ride outside of Tokyo to the taxi headquarters where they had it. And it was a fun trip, but God damn. He loses his wallet so much. How? I don't know. And he doesn't have a tile. I keep saying like, if you lose your wallet this much, just get a tile.

Have you noticed I haven't been losing my stuff as frequently? No. Yeah, you haven't. You used to lose your stuff and then rage freak out. And now you don't do that anymore. It's because, well, I rage freak out because I do feel like I have a, I don't know. I want to give myself an excuse for it, but I can't explain it. It's if I can't find something of mine, I can't focus or think about anything until i find it like

i will be anxious until i solve this problem like i can't just be like oh i'll find my wallet later can you get me like it's just you can't move on like everything has to halt yeah i remember like there are times right show yes what city was right before the fucking show which was your phone you couldn't find yes what city was that i can't remember i think it was it texas yes it was in texas ryan like 10 minutes before you went on stage you couldn't find your phone and oh my god that that was the that was the worst i've ever seen i was i felt really bad because you knew that because for me it's like if if i go on stage and i haven't solved this i'm not gonna be able like i'm gonna i'm gonna perform and i'm gonna put on a show but like

there's gonna be something off i know and i was scared for that i was like oh no no no no no no but found it and i was trying to talk i was like hey man it's okay i know it's in here and i was like no it's not mad i it's not i can't and the is, I don't get mad at, like, you. I'll get mad at myself. I'll be like, I'm so fucking stupid. High emotions. I'll literally, in this tone of voice, I'll be like, I just don't understand how fucking stupid I can be. Like, where do I put the stuff? Why do I hide shit from myself?

But we did. That's how I talked to myself. We tore that green room apart, and it was nowhere to be found. And then it was just like, where was it? In the cushions? Yeah, but we took the cushions out. We still didn't see it. Exactly.

It was weird, but we found it right before we went on stage. But that was a nice venue. No, that was Orlando. Yeah, it was Orlando. Because it was the big theater. Okay. So for those in Orlando, just know that literally, right? You know, we play the video.

We come out on stage. Literally five minutes before you saw us right on stage, I we play the video we come out on straight on stage literally five minutes before you saw us right on say i was freaking the fuck out oh my god let's put the uh we might put some live shows on patreon but why don't you've been saying that and then people are gonna make fun of you for saying that again because no promises i it's it's it's a personal thing for us but also i think why don't we put the intro to the shows though on Patreon the video oh yeah I like that I'll do that today

yeah I have it at home I'll do that today so go to our Patreon and check out the like 7 minute show intro video very proud of it actually it's like a whole live action sketch type thing you might need to write up a document to be like hey we're just dropping this out of nowhere because I feel like people whenever we drop old stuff to them,

it's like they're, we're throwing them the scraps. No, but I mean, that's what I mean. Then again, Patreon is literally for that. Well,

it's just, that's why we only made one tier and it's just $5. So it's like, you can, if you, if you want to help support us, you can, and we'll throw you some extra stuff every now and then.

Also, uh, Patreon recently added this new feature where if you want to help support us, you can, and we'll throw you some extra stuff every now and then. Also, Patreon recently added this new feature where if you want, you can subscribe to our Patreon as an annual fee. So you just pay up front at the beginning of the year, and it's 15% off. So I think that means it's only $45 for the whole year instead of $60. Yeah. Our Patreon for a year is the price of one video game. And to those on social media, I just want to call this out real quick.

And I do understand that, yes, we don't post as much on Patreon as I guess some people would like. A lot of people I have read are fine with the content we put up there. And we are starting to put up more content as we go through.

But I would please ask people on like Twitter and on our subreddit not to fucking blatantly lie and make us look bad about the patreon because when you say all we do is upload one q a month when we upload more than that a month like and like i'll film a cooking video and eat some disgusting food and have that reaction. Or Justin edits a whole video, essentially, that's me and him reacting to something. And you just don't ever... I'll share my music at the time. You share music sneak peeks, which most people don't ever hear.

Behind the scenes photos. Yeah. Like the sketch we're working on. It's like, just don't blatantly lie. Because then it just makes... The Patreon can be bad in your eyes. But don't make it seem worse than it is just to make yourself seem like I guess right in this situation. You can be right and you can feel the way you do. You can be validated in the way you feel.

But don't bullshit and lie because I think that's just a shitty thing to do. And I notice it. We have slow months. We have slow months on Patreon, especially during quarantine. We have slow months. And we should post on Patreon more. And we're trying to plan more stuff. Our problem is we just don't have any ideas for Patreon.

Because we feel bad making exclusive videos for it where we don't put on the channel. But then at the same time, it's like, well, people pay $5 for it. But I want to say we do have slow months but we were getting better at it just when when drunk drawing comes back into play oh we'll have a lot which we were supposed to film it this week but next week you know i had a unfortunately you know what usually i just don't share this much this is fine it's not even that personal We had to skip a work day this week. And so we had to skip filming drunk drawing because I had to take my little Lego boy to the vet because he had an ear infection. And I had to go to the doctor.

A really bad ear infection. And his ears are bleeding. Ooh. So they cleaned him out and everything seems to be good. I have to keep an eye on him. But then in three weeks, I have to take him in again because it was a pretty bad one. But that's why, unfortunately, we didn't film Drunk Drawing this week. Yeah, and I had a doctor's appointment. We're hopefully filming it this week.

You had two doctor's appointments. I had one yesterday for kidney pain and one today for possible necrophilia. No, no. What's the word? I just spaced out. Narcolepsy. Narcolepsy. I was like, necro, necrolepsy. Narcissilia. Anyways. No, no. What's the word? I just spaced out. Narcolepsy. Narcolepsy. I was like, necro, necrolepsy.

Narcissism. Narcissism. Yeah. But what I was saying real quick is, is we do have slow months on Patreon, but we do post good stuff on there in my eyes. I like what we post. And I think it's- My main takeaway is it's not only a Q&A each month.

Yeah. And, but here's the thing. If you are not satisfied with the amount we post or you don't think it's worth it- Just don't lie about it. That's it. Then you can just unsubscribe. It's okay. We're not upset if you don't like it. And please don't lie. like it like it's at the end of the day it's five bucks a month if it's not suitable like if you're not happy with it then we're not gonna be mad if you

unsubscribe that's okay we have the patreon mainly so because ad revenue is not good and we don't really summarize it often patreon is basically how we just fund all this and stay afloat yeah because for people who want you guys give is amazing. Yeah, and people who support us give you extra content here and there. You do get a monthly Q&A. That's the thing. The Q&A is there to make

fun videos. The Q&A is always there just to make sure that we're interacting with you. We're interacting with you guys and it's not just us uploading sneak peeks of something. Because we like interacting with the Patreon. And it's not just us uploading sneak peeks of something. Because we like interacting with the Patreon. Oh, we love it. Also, we'll DM you back on Patreon sometimes.

Sometimes. There's so many DMs that you can't really respond. Maybe once or twice a month I'll go through and I'll respond to a bunch. Yeah. But, you know. I mean, well, that's where the energy is cut off for this podcast. And we'll see you in the next episode. You want to go beat our dicks?

My man. Can you finish? That was disappointing for me, man. Like I saw the semen spraying out. Can you stop talking? I'm trying to focus. Do you want to make sounds to help? Oh, yeah.

Ryan, I'm sucking your cock. I can be a girl. I don't want to envision you sucking my cock. No, shut your eyes and imagine it's a girl. Yeah, but the girl has your voice. Oh, Ryan. You know what? It's gone.

No, no, no. You get hard. It's fine. I'll help you get hard. It's fine. Here, I can wiggle it. Okay. All gone. No, no, no, no, no. You get it. It's fine. I'll help you get hard. It's fine here. Here I can wiggle it. OK.

All right. Bye, everyone.