supermegashow - EP 21 - Ming

Episode Date: February 24, 2017

A homeless guy sings to Ryan and Matt talks about hurricanes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Or something. Is 18 the adult or is 21 the adult 17 is when you're like legally I don't know it's weird because 17 is when you can be like tried as an adult and stuff for like a crime and you can see R rated movies but then 18 is when in some states you can buy cigarettes and lottery tickets

and then 21 is like real big boy because then you is like real big boy. Because then you can like... Real big boy? That's real big boy. That's actually what it's called. Sorry if I sound low energy in this podcast. I have... My back is fucked up again

and I've been fighting a shitty headache. I was up all night doing everything I could. You know what finally worked? What? A cold compress. Really? Either that or after three straight hours of a pulsating headache that wouldn't let me sleep. It just finally died down enough for me to close my eyes.

You also didn't mention the homeless guy you've been getting into fights with outside. Not any fights. I mean, that's why your back's hurting. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But in all seriousness, no, I do have a story. Yeah, tell us that. That's a great opening story, Ryan. What happened last night? As I do, I go into the alleyway sometimes. It's a fun little area. I just bounce around, jump around, jog a bit, who knows, take a dip. And then...

Nowhere to swim, but... That's your opinion. What? So I'm out there minding my own business. Then one of the homeless guys, he didn't tell me his name came up so he asked me if I had any weed and then he asked if I had meth which I did not have meth did he ask you that really?

yeah cause he does meth he's like can you tell I'm on it right now and I was like a little bit maybe he goes what are the telltale signs and then I I was just silent and then he just continued And it got to the point where all of a sudden like we were having a conversation He was just telling me like I was asking. Oh by the way, though the Woman's name that always yells. Yeah, her name is Ming. What the he calls her Ming like a my NG Yeah, he calls her made a Chinese woman's name. Yeah Seriously calls her Ming Ming? Like M-I-N-G? Yeah he calls her Ming Like a Chinese woman's name?

Yeah Ming? Are you serious? Yeah I'm serious He calls her Ming What? Uh huh I think we've talked about her

On a previous podcast There's the loud yelling Homeless woman Who just throws things And takes her shoes off And screams Put stuff in the alleyway For cars to run over

She screams 24-7 But that's I guess her name is Ming So And even this guy said You know she was a bit loco. So, uh. That's fucking, that's.

We have a great variety of homeless people on Super Mega now. We have Dirk, Ming. And we didn't even come up with Ming. That sounds like it's the same name as Dirk. Dirk and Ming. But anyways, this isn't the meat of the story. Ooh. So he, uh. Okay, this is 100 correct i'm not

fabricating this shit uh after you know we talk for a bit he goes hey do you mind if i ask your opinion on something and i'm like sure why not and he goes can you tell me if i can sing well i'm like what he goes i'm gonna sing for you and can you tell me if i have a good voice or not so i'm like okay and he starts singing and he starts singing like this though he's like i love you you're the light of my life i'm just like sitting there and i have this face on matt yeah and you know that smile wide eye yeah it's like yeah and he got done and I was like wow that's better than what I could do it was very soft voice he was like yeah that's what I'm going for and then he starts telling me how he he went to high school with Sean King

and he gave Sean King a bunch of ideas Sean Kingston whatever his name is but anyways he went to school with someone like like, I don't know. He said Sean Kingston. Or he could have just been making someone up because he was high on meth. That is true. And he said he gave him a few music ideas and that he was going out with his lady. And at dinner the first day, he surprised her with a love song. And then he sang me the love song.

And he's like, I also wrote another song. And then he sang me another song. And then he goes, I also wrote some song and then he sang me another song and then he goes i also wrote some holiday music i got a christmas song then he starts singing me this and each song is the same fucking thing except with the christmas song he like threw in the word bells or slay or some shit didn't make sense but it's like the same rhythm the same song yeah and i'm just like okay so i was just like so i was holding like sweet tea i was like hey do you want the rest of this he goes yeah i'm like okay well i'm gonna go back inside

you have a good one that was nice thank you he was like okay man thank you then i left and that's the story of uh like i never i've seen this guy a few times usually he just asks if like i have a lighter i can give him which i don't so dude i what i just realized like it's you have a lighter I can give him, which I don't. Dude, I just realized you have a lot of good homeless people stories. Because they're my people. They see you and they're just like, oh, he's one of us. I mean, you look at me in the alleyway and it's very hard to distinguish. I mean, right now I'm wearing flip flops, little black gym shorts, and a Hawaiian shirt that shows my chest hair. I mean, I'm not much for, like, on days like this, I don't really care.

I'm wearing these. I don't even know what these are, dude. These are awful. Sandals? They're not even sandals. I don't wear sandals. I like flip-flops. We got them on Amazon a while back to have them for, like, when we went to the pool.

So they're just really like ugly shoes and I remember our buddy Jose saw them they're crocky a little bit aren't they yeah they're very crocky they look bad and I remember my buddy Jose was like Matt what are those when he first saw them not in like the meme like what are those way

but he saw them and he was like what are those cause they're so bad then you told him you looked him straight in his fucking face and you said these are my sandals and this is my life and you don't judge me for anything you dirty man

then a single tear rolled down his cheek as he saw that I had become the man he wanted me to be I had stood up to him and shown that I don't know where I'm going with this. Yeah, that's the end. But then I'm just wearing these loose-fitting shorts

and a tight little t-shirt that's a little too small for me. You've been up late most nights working on something. What have you been working on? I have. I've been up super late every night because I'm doing a game jam right now with my buddy Connor. What's the game?

It's, well. You let me play around with it. I don't really have much of an idea, like direction right now. And how long until it's due? It's due in like three days, two days, I don't know. You need to hurry that shit up, baby boy. I know, the theme is Game Boy and you can only use four colors. I like the character that you made. You're really good at pixel art.

Thank you. Well, like, I don't know how, like, I've seen you make a bunch of, like, pixel art stuff, but I kind of want to see you go in. I don't know how else to explain that, but I want to see you, like. No, I know Chime Mount. Like, do more than just, like, small-scale pixel art. Yeah, because, like, I've've seen you draw and it's very rarely that like you have something

of just like for example there's this one thing you drew of like Daniel and I way back when where it's like me milking him as this giant spider like he's milking me I can't remember I think I'm the spider yeah no you're the spider and he's on your back and he's squeezing your titties and it's coming out into a bowl of cereal

yeah and like it's really well done. It's like detailed and shit and like I'm just I'm just and then I see like the first Brent mask you draw so there's definitely like a line of like you can Tell where you take your time, and you can tell where yeah You just kind of get it done for the sake of it being done Yeah, and so I want to see more of like that type of shit because i love it i love it so much is is it why why don't you do more of that why don't you i thought you said you wanted to get more of the drawing how come you haven't gotten more into that well i i i've been i kind of like got really busy so i didn't get the chance to what you're busy well hey here's

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super busy but we are uh working on it, guys. I can't fucking sit down in an office chair for more than 15 minutes without my back sending a shitty, like, kind of sharp pain. I know what it is, dude.

Ming put a curse on you. She did. Ming was out in the alleyway and she saw you. She's like, you know what? I ain't got no love for this white man. Yeah, and then she cast

a little spell on you and just, uh... I don't know if we've stated that before. But one time we were outside in the alleyway and Ming was just screaming like, I ain't got no love for this city. It was like really like. It's poetic. I would expect it more to just kind of be like, fuck this city.

Yeah, but then. But it was, I ain't got no love for this city. And it was just, Ron and I was like. It was a beautiful moment. We looked at each other and we're like, Jesus Christ. Like, I felt like I was watching like the soloist or something.

I know it was so deep. It was just, it was like something out of a Hollywood movie. God damn dude. Um, Oh, I've been watching a Mr. Robot recently.

Mr. Robot's neighborhood. Ha ha. Uh, it's really fucking good. Is it? Oh, I love it. It's sohood? Haha It's really fucking good Oh I love it, it's so good Like there's A hacker

Hackers and code crackers Yeah but it's not like You know Dude Get the fucking slime hack on the 229er missile launch Sequence now Yeah dude get the fucking slime hacker on the 229er missile launch sequence now. Yeah, do you get the fucking slime hacker on the 2.9 missile launch sequence now?

Yeah. Okay, sorry. That's good. That's real good. But, like, they use that fucking command prompt window for, like, most things. I know, it's so fake. And it does it...

No, but, like, in the in the black you know the kind of lives matter? No they do but uh that they do. Oh no you mean like in the show they make hacking look realistic? Yeah. Good that's like Hollywood I've ranted about this before Hollywood sucks at making hacking look realistic

but Mr. Robot I think does it really well like it doesn't make me roll my eyes at least I don't hack so I wouldn't know but well. Like, it doesn't make me roll my eyes, at least. I don't hack, so I wouldn't know. But I'm just saying, it doesn't feel as goofy as what I've been seeing lately. There's, like, a stereotype of hacking. And, like, Hollywood makes it so bad. They go into that, like, it's like 400-pound man. Can you hack the system?

Oh, yeah, I can hack into the goddamn Statue of Liberty. Just give me a second. They always bring up the mainframe. I know, it's like... Just got to the mainframe. And it makes all these beeping sounds as if, like, computers actually, when you're hacking, are like... They got numbers like the Matrix fucking code going.

And, like, the hacker can just, like, see all these numbers at once and decode them, and he's like, ha, got it, I'm in. They make it look like hacking is, like, solving a Sudoku puzzle. I know. Just a really complicated, like... And you have to be, like, a savant ha, got it. I'm in. They make it look like hacking is like solving a Sudoku puzzle. I know. There's a really complicated, like, and you have to be like a savant genius to do it. You have to be a savant genius to do it, don't you? To hack? Well, not, not back in HTML where you could just kind of like go to like, you know, right

click and look at like the page source and just kind of copy and paste and fuck around with it. Yeah, but it's like. Because I did that a lot in elementary school. Like. Oh, you would just go and change a few things? Like put it, with it. Yeah, but it's like. Because I did that a lot in elementary school. Oh, you would just go and change a few things? Like, put it, put it. But it wouldn't change on the website, but I could make my own site.

Yeah, you could put it in a text document. Yeah. And then change it up. I remember there was, like, an old piece of, like, JavaScript. You could put it into the navigation bar. And, like, then you could just edit everything on the page. And it was only for you. It didn't actually change it.

I don't, I don't remember it. But it was, like, I'd go on my school's website and like put swear words and I'd be like aha And I'd share one in the class they'd like dude. Whoa no Ew I remember a long time ago my buddy Connor the the tech guy the hacker the the hacker himself Connor he uh he Like went on my old YouTube channel and made it say I had like a trillion subscribers Really, and I thought that like it actually said it on the real website, and I was like freaking out like dude change it back Hey, I'm gonna get banned. I was like freaking out. Oh

How to love Connor He's very upfront. That's what I love about Connor. He said uh I remember I was like dude When are you gonna come back out and he just texted right back now let me get the exact quote out because I don't want to like you didn't you didn't tell me this I'm excited to hear what this is I'm just like when you coming back whenever I can afford to period that's Connor yep yeah but like uh I'm just like because you know usually you know people bullshit around it's like you know, whenever I can make it, I loved it out there, dude.

Yeah, but it's just like, whenever I can afford it. He's being honest. And that one time, like, when, I can't remember, I said I offered to, like, you know, why don't we have our podcast on, what's Jay-Z's thing? On Apple Music? Tide? Tide. And then Connor was like, I don't think that would work

because he got serious. I was like, no, I'm not serious, Connor. I love him so much. He's, I think it's Connor underscore D-Y. I want him to visit again. I love him. Oh, he's great. He'll probably be helping us out with some projects in the future

when it comes to technical stuff because he's real good at programming. And he's the guy that actually manages uh our podcast uploads and stuff like that so yeah his twitter handle is like c youngland his last name is youngland you know it's like y-o-u-n-g-l-u-n-d he's cool go follow him on twitter he helps us out with our subreddit and he helps us out with our podcast and anything on like a technical side that's not doesn't have to do with like video editing he's our dude oh my back okay he actually made a really beautiful

website for kids with problems that we never publicly released a long time ago and it was real nice but he's probably gonna help us out in the future with stuff I'd like to work on a project with the two of you I'd like to make a game that'd be real fun yeah exactly like um you're good with kind of like creating the art he's good with the coding and I. I'd like to make a game. That'd be real fun. Yeah, exactly.

You're good with creating the art. He's good with the coding. And I kind of want to help. And I want to do the story shit. Yeah. Help write it. That'd be so much fun. I would love to do that in 2017.

Who knows what is in store for 2017? Maybe we'll both die in 2017. I hope not. That's a possibility. It's going to be weird if we actually do die in 2017. What is the statistical probability of us dying? Not of in a certain way, but of us just dying in the year of 2017. Because that's 365 open days for us to die. I don't think.

And you have to take that into account of how many days we're actually living. But we can't know, so we have to go by an average of how long we believe we're going to live this generation in general. And also taking in our health things, like I used to smoke and shit like that. I don't think that you can calculate that statistic. Cause I think there's too many, cause you can die literally anyway. Like we can be sitting here right now and there could be like a earthquake, like a 400 pound man on the floor above us and he falls through the floor and

kills us because of an earthquake. Yeah, exactly. But it's like he, you know, it's like you can't, I don't think you can calculate that cause there's just too many different variables. It's just like, whoa. Like X and Y and Z. And 3 and 2 and T. Yeah. All good variables in the universe. Hold on. Speaking of variables, I just found a segue. I'm just getting on it. Uh oh. Variables, I just found a segue, I'm just getting on it. Uh-oh!

Skrrt! Dude, what's going on? I'm very, very, very topical, you know. Very tropical. Oh yeah, there you go. Aha! It's Hurricane Matthew right now. Big category four, I think, as of right now when we're recording this.

It's a big storm, it's about to hit Florida and Georgia and South Carolina, which is where we're from. It's about to make me jealous, because it's about to slam right and Georgia and South Carolina, which is where we're from. It's about to make me jealous because it's about to slam right into Ann Watson. Come on, I had to. That was pretty good, yeah. Thank you. That was good. Okay, that's it for that podcast.

I hate to break it to you, but Ann is boarded up inside of our house right now. She's boarded up. Really, my mom and dad sent me pictures this morning. They boarded up the windows, and they're just going to stay home. Because they are evacuating so many fucking people. I know.

Even being right next to the fucking water line. I know. Well, I don't think it's going to be that bad in South Carolina, but I think it's going to be... I don't know. Is it going to be like a... I thought you said it was supposed to go down to like a two. Yeah, well, two's not that bad.

I feel like if it's a two, you don't have to evacuate necessarily. Now, if it's a two and you live like right on the beach Maybe you should go more inland Well the thing about Charleston is that it floods When it rains normally Yeah well It's an easily flooded area because it's under the fucking sea level Or whatever ocean whatever it is

Ooh What? Is it getting stronger? Sorry I was just Hurricane Matthew potentially catastrophic category 4 or 5 Strike ahead on Florida's east coast What? Is it getting stronger? Sorry, I just- Hurricane Matthew, potentially catastrophic, category 4 or 5, strike ahead on Florida's east coast. What? It was supposed to be like a 2 or 3! Dude, it's doing a complete loop, holy shit.

Look at the path of that. Wait, give me the- Look at the path! I've never seen a hurricane do that before. Holy shit. It's doing like a full circle. It's like going up- It's gonna hit twice?

What if? What if? It's just gonna to go back and hit twice. No, it is going to hit some places twice. It's just going to, like the Bahamas, it's just going to be smaller when it hits the second time. That's crazy. That's insane. I feel bad for the people in Haiti and like Jamaica and stuff and Cuba because they got wrecked. Not like R-E-K-T, you know, like the MLG type of wreck.

They got wrecked like actually wrecked by a massive hurricane so it's gotta suck if you live in one of those places because you know if you live in like Haiti and a hurricanes coming there's no way to avoid it because it it covers up the entire island like there's nowhere safe South Carolina has had some bad hurricanes before I was born in 89 there was a one that starts with an H. Hurricane Hugo, yeah. And that destroyed, like, everything in Charleston.

Moving the mic. My back's hurting. My back's hurting, too. I gotta... I'm gonna just... I'm gonna change positions a little bit. Switch up these positions, baby. Okay.

Oh, you're laying down now. Yeah, talk to me, Matt. We're good. Ryan is doing the rest of the podcast, laying down. Feels good. My spine is just straight now. Nice, dude. Hurricane Hugo was like a big category 4 or 5.

I think when it hit it was a 4, but they upgraded it to a 5 afterwards. It reached, like, the storm reached, like, Columbia. Yeah, it covered up all of South Carolina. It destroyed a lot of shit in Columbia too. Which is surprising that it destroyed shit up that far. Dude, was there a cruise ship out there somewhere?

No, because they see this stuff ahead of time. And they get cruise ships out of there. It'd be really scary to be... Would it tip the cruise ship? Probably. Could a 5 tip a cruise ship? Yeah, definitely because, you know, the winds are like a hundred and, what, 40, 150 miles

per hour, I think? 160? I don't know. I can do that in a car. You're telling me the speed of a car can tip a cruise ship? You can't do 150 in a car, Ryan. Yeah, you can. Cars go up to 200 miles an hour or something. They can't actually drive that. They have that on the odometer. You can get up to 140 or 150, I bet.

No, you can't. I used to think that too. My dad told me that apparently like... I've gone over 100. Yeah, I've done that too. Maybe. I mean, mom, if you're listening, I have. In Grand Theft Auto, I did. Not in real life. I've never gone over 100 miles per hour in real life. But apparently, like,

the speedometers, they show up to like 200 But apparently most cars can only reach like 120 max We should test it out let's go get in your Fiat Is that like a robot movie 120 max yeah sounds like a robot movie Got a robot named Max

You were about to say something Oh like let's go get in your Fiat and just like Tonight when there's no cars out See if we can go 200 miles per hour No, God your little Fiat if it hit something like with us in it. We would just be obliterated We would die on impact we disappear. Yeah, we just to another dimension just oh My god, that's hilarious. Well. It's not funny if we died, but speaking of movies ha ha god that's hilarious well it's not funny if we died but speaking of movies ha ha um where's this podcast going right now we have we saw pirates of the caribbean the new pirates of the caribbean trailer yeah for a second i'm like we didn't see the new pirates of the caribbean oh

the trailer yeah i didn't like that stupid pretty boy in it he's a little too pretty for me i'll say that's an actual problem that i had of like he's a little too pretty that's like whenever i see like a super attractive female or male in a movie and like these dire situations that are supposed to be like dark and moody and grungy I know and like I know like everyone can experience these no matter looks but it just like it just doesn't feel right it feels like

a young adventure like teen adventure flick and it doesn't feel like a dark Pirates of the Caribbean like they made all the girls in the Hunger Games look so hot and it's like like Jennifer Lawrence looked beautiful and like her makeup was all good. But Katniss in the books is just kind of like this tomboy. She's this poor tomboy. And, like, you know, like, they're out there in the Hunger Games and shit.

And she's, like, got her makeup did and everything. And it's like, alright. It just, I don't know. I don't like it. I don't like when they cast super beautiful, attractive people in roles like that. Put them in a rom-com. I think Harry Potter did it well. I don't think, like, the main cast was, like, all these, like, in roles like that. Put them in a rom-com. I think Harry Potter did it well. I don't think the main cast was all these fucking supermodels.

Well, not at first. Because they were children. Yeah, I mean, Daniel Radcliffe at first looked like this ugly little bullcat freak, and then he turned into this beautiful man. But, I mean, Disney does that. You see all these kid shows hiring these kids, and you know the executives are like... They're going to be hot when they're older.

I know. I mean, seriously, they're like, find me some cute, attractive children. Find me some hot kids. That's what they do. Yeah, that's true. They technically do want to go out and scout for hot kids. I don't think they call them hot kids. No.

Scout for hot kids. I don't think they call them hot kids. No, they probably they're probably like they probably use terms just kind of like Kids that fit within the Disney Demographic demographic kids very Disney kids. You know we want God I'll just cut it. I'll cut the bullshit. We want hot kids go get some kids that are hot okay? You farted just now. I did that. I don't think the mic picked that up. Damn it. Sorry, guys. Oh, well. I had some straight-up diarrhea last night.

Oh, we don't even talk about that. Um, sorry that the podcast is a day late this time. Yeah. They're doing construction in the Grumps office. Which, honestly, wasn't that bad. It's like... No. Is someone here? I think they're doing construction right now, but like, Ross was like, no, you can't record.

It's going to be too much construction. They're going to be like ripping things out of the wall. They're like quiet as mice. I know. It was just like these two guys are like, can we make some noise? I'm like, yeah, sure. And then it was just like lightly removing an air conditioning unit from the wall. Two rooms over.

And it's like, oh, okay. Well, we could have recorded a lot of shit. We could have had the podcast down on its regular time. But Ross is a dirty liar. And he'll never be on the podcast now. Ross, we could have recorded a lot of shit. We could have had the podcast down on its regular time. But Ross is a dirty liar. And he'll never be on the podcast now. Ross, you liar. You lying sack of shit. Go back to Australia.

We don't want you here. Segway, dude. Okay. Look right here. Woo. Okay, we're already here. Wow. Video games.

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I hope that you guys enjoy the episode so far. We have a few more already recorded that are coming out later next week. And we hope that you guys like them because they got one of them has a real nice little ending. It's real. Yeah. Kind of got fucked over in a way. And yes, we're playing Billy Hatcher. We know it's not a popular game or it's probably not going to garner views, but we are going to complete it. So if you like the series, thank you for supporting it.

If not, get ready for a bunch of fucking thumbnails that you're going to roll your eyes at and skip. Yeah, it is a fun little game and Ron and I enjoy playing it and ultimately, you know, we're not going to play a bunch of, like, clickbaity, let's play our games. We want to play games. Well, we will sometimes, I'm sure.

You know, sometimes we need that ad revenue. It's the name of the game. But we need, you know, we like overall playing series that we enjoy. That's why we played Super Monkey Ball. That's why we played Donkey Kong Country. That's why we played Pikmin, you know? Let's get this straight. Pikmin is coming back. Oh, Pikmin

2. Baby, you bet it's coming back in 2017. Whoa! Woo! Yeah, I've been playing that on my own, in my room, on my little TV. You say it's so much better. You love it. Oh, I like it way better than the first one. I came in and watched you a bit, and I like that you're getting, instead of these dorky

little shit parts, you're getting, like, Duracell batteries and bottle caps and shit yeah and you know well don't get well I think Pikmin 1 is better story aspect and it's got a nice very nostalgic solid story feel to it so it's a great game

perfect but I think Pikmin 2 is a lot more fun because there's such a wide variety of things to collect and they added a lot of new features in this one that are just a lot more fun and better. I would say that Pikmin 2 seems like it is the perfect sequel.

It is the most perfect of a sequel that could have been made right after the first Pikmin. And I actually got to a new place last night called the Perplexing Pool and it's literally just the distant spring. It's got the same enemies, the same... Really? Yeah, like, I was, like, shocked. I'm like, wow, this is just the same.

It has those fucking yellow frog things that jump and smash your Pikmin, and I was just like, no! Oh, those guys are still around? Yeah, but it's definitely a very, very fun game, and I enjoy it very much. I just, uh, I've gotten into Don't Starve a little bit.

I'm waiting for my group to get, one of them needs a computer, because I want to start playing Overwatch more. You never got into it. I bought it, but I never played it. I don't think it's your type of game. Not really, no. But I also, before leaving the house, pre-ordered Mafia 3 because I like games where you run around and use guns. Ryan, that's the problem with this generation, dude. You see all the shootings happening?

This is why. But Matt, if I didn't have these video games, I'd go and do it in real life. It's saving everyone. Yeah, but I've been playing Space Station 13 a lot. Does there need to be, sorry for interrupting a lot Does there need to be sorry for interrupting But does there need to be a fucking disclaimer like That was a joke I'm not gonna fucking People don't seem to know

When we're joking I don't think so That's a story for another day Here let's just go ahead and put a little disclaimer Ryan is not going to do any form of mass shooting Or even minor shooting so Thank you for including the minor shooting part. Yeah.

Just video game shooting. Just video game shooting. Space Station 13 is something you were talking about. Yeah, I've been playing Space Station 13 a lot with Chris, a little bit with Aaron and Ross. It's a fun game. If you don't know what it is, it's really, really fucking hard to get into. It's like the hardest game I've ever tried playing

because there's so much you've you gotta learn just to play it. And I'm really bad at it still. And it discourages me a lot. But, I don't know, it's fun. You're just on a space station and you have a job and you have to complete your job before you have to evacuate the space station and try not to die. So it's a sim? Yeah, it's like a space station

simulator game where there's like infinite possibilities and you want to survive until the end of the round because there's people going around killing other people and xenomorphs and viruses and depressor Depressurization and I've seen you guys play. I just I don't think I would have Fun playing I like watching people play. Yeah, like one of those for me It's very hard to get into it because there's just, it's so, it's an old, it's from 2003.

Mm-hmm. And it's like, I don't know, they could remake it so much better, but it's such a big game that it hasn't ever been remade yet.

Yeah. Because the game right now is open source, so just a lot of people add to it. It's just very, it's a hard game to remake, but it looks,

it's fun. It's very fun. Yeah. And then also, we got a game coming out that I'm excited for gears of war 4 mainly i'm not i don't care about the story i don't care about multiplayer i just like horde mode horde mode is my cup of tea i have fun i play i play with gray a lot

oh really yeah that's how like gray and i like in high school we used to just play gears of war 2 horde mode all fucking like day i I've never played Gears of War or I actually this sounds really dumb but I don't really know what Gears of War even is. It's a third person shooter where you have a chainsaw on your gun and you saw people or like these things in half. They're

called the locusts but not giant bugs. They're like lizard people. Dude well I. They look like lizard people. We'll have to play that. They actually they look exactly like uh killer croc from team star from uh killer croc from the suicide squad movie oh really yeah i'm beautiful b-e-t it's a bad movie yeah oh they real they announced the extended cut and they're like it'll'll be better. We promise. But it's like, you did that with fucking Batman versus Superman. The extended cut is just a longer, yes,

they explain a little more, but that doesn't make it a better movie. You shouldn't have to make an extended cut to make your movie better. Like I could, I could explain to you why my shit stinks, but it still stinks. Not like regardless of how well I, you know,

I know it's like, I know you like to think like your shit don't stank, but lean a little closer and roses really smell like poo. Is that a Hillary Clinton track? What? I don't know. That's Hillary Clinton, yeah. That's a topical name.

I just thought I'd throw it out there for no reason. Views, views! We threw a topical name in. Let's get some views. Because we all know that, you know, if we mention one candidate or the other, that means we're in love with Trump or we're in love with Hillary Clinton. I have... You want to throw some third party names in? Gary Johnson.

I don't know who's the Green Party leader. They're not important, Matt. No, they'll never... They're not in the news. Bernie Sanders, R.I.P. R.I.P. Bernie. Speaking of... Speaking of Keemstar.

So earlier this week, some of you may know a YouTuber named The Fuckers. He said he would do our podcast. And then Keemstar himself responded to that tweet and said, let me do the cast. And he was talking about this podcast right here. Now I think Keem might have baited me because he never responded to me. Because I think he was making fun of it like, haha, that's a small podcast. I think he was like, ha, look

how big I am. And he doesn't like n'fuckers either so I think he was fucking with n'fuckers and being like, let me do the podcast too. But that was really mean, Keem. You got my hopes up. I wanted to have you on the damn podcast. Keem's kind of a, he's been a, I mean, he's always a dick. He's always just unlikable usually

but like what he did with uh, what's his name? Ricky Berwick. Yeah. Ricky Berwick for those of you who don't know, he's this guy on Twitter who popped up recently. He's physically disabled Yeah, he's very physically disabled um, but he responds

to everyone like Keemstar MaxMofo, Scarce iDubbbz like all these big people he responds to them with videos every time they tweet and it's usually him just farting or just him going at the end just he does this little tongue thing

and he's really funny I love him so much but like he kept doing it to Keemstar and like and Keem made a video like you're fucking annoying stop it's spam fucking stop you're fucking annoying and I'm like Keemstar and like and Keem made a video like you're fucking annoying stop it's spam fucking stop you're fucking annoying and I'm like Keem what it's not you're such an asshole to this dude

like he doesn't he probably doesn't have much and plus there are other fans that like respond every single tweet he makes so Keem like I mean yeah so it's regardless of whatever he's trying to do is like it's because it's a video you don't have to watch the video. Exactly.

I mean, like there's fans that respond to almost everything we tweet sometimes. I mean, I think he's only going after Ricky because Ricky made somewhat of a name for himself. And so, you know, every chance Keemstar has to make a shitty little Twitter video. Yeah. Complaining about something. It was just so mean. He'll take it. I feel like he just hurt Ricky's feelings and Ricky's just a nice guy trying to have fun.

Everyone is just a big baby these days. Look, I'm sorry that I said the truth. I'm sorry that I said what was on my mind. I can't help that he annoys me. God, just why are we still talking about Keemstar almost at the end of 2016?

Because he did good Yeah well 2016 is his year Not that he actually did Good Social media wise Getting his name out there but here's the thing I think 2016 will be Keemstar's One and only year and I think 2017

He will be completely forgotten about for the most part He's starting to fade away Oh big time yeah you see him less and less and less Every now and then he pops back up for this or that But I think that you know he will be completely forgotten about for the most part. He's starting to fade away. Oh, big time. Yeah, you see him less and less and less. Every now and then he pops back up for this or that. But I think that, you know, Keem is going to, in 2017, kind of die. He already kind of is. We'll see. I mean, he's been around for a long time.

Like, he's been around before the drama alert shit. But he's been, like, kind of, like, hiding in the bushes. Yeah, I think he's just going to kind of go back into hiding in the bushes. Because, you know, people get tired of it after a while. It's, you know, Keemstar's funny to make fun of. It's funny to watch his crazy, goofy antics. But, you know, after a year, it's like, okay, we've seen it all before. What's new?

And then someone new will come around and take the spot. You know, right now it's like Leafy is the new, you know, person. Yeah. And then I think 2017 Leafy will probably fade away too. Probably like towards the end of 2017 he will start to become much more obscure. These are just my predictions. Yeah, good job. Thank you, dude.

Little YouTube weatherman. I'm a little YouTube weatherman right here. I just want Keem to start taking a little more pride. Since he put so many fucking Twitter rant videos out you should start taking pride in him because usually like he'll start with look look yeah and then and then like he'll cut but after every cut there's like this awkward two seconds of silence before he starts speaking and like you can just hear his mouth and he always when he opens his mouth he likes to turn his head right before each cut yeah and then you know then after when the video ends he like he like come on dude and like he'll like have that smirk smile yeah like once he gets down a formula

he doesn't stop so it's easy for it to get boring real fast and like i get like he's trying to get a reaction out of people sometimes that's what he does he tries to start stuff but it becomes it becomes it starts to be become more of a joke yeah and it starts to not work anymore like as you've seen recently yeah it starts to be you know what keem yeah and it starts to not work anymore like as you've seen recently yeah it starts to be you know what keem if you're listening this is for you jesus christ there you go keem got ricky berwick in that that's for you ricky that was i i'm looking at the waveform on the tv screen that did not look real that looks that waveform was unreal do you see see it? It was Unreal Engine.

Unreal Tournament. That was just like, that didn't even sound real, Ryan. Usually yours are just like, but that was just like, I thought you were making that with your mouth. That's very stinky, too. I got it. I'm going to have to. Should we leave? I mean, we can end the podcast.

Are we really ending the podcast early because you farted? It really smells. Yeah, all right, guys. Well, I have a drink I don't want ruined by Ryan's noxious gases. So we're... Bye. Bye. Jesus Christ, dude.

Woo!