supermegashow - EP 210 - We're Gamers

Episode Date: September 16, 2020

We finally come out as gamers, talk about wings, the California fires, and criminal psychology. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Some of you are probably. No, I wouldn't say that anyone's masturbating quite yet. I could see them masturbating a little bit into the podcast. As they lose interest. Yeah, exactly. But I don't think anyone pops on the podcast and is like, okay, now what? I think probably they turn it on, they lose interest, and then they forget it's going in the background while they're like, you know. Yeah.

Or maybe they turn it on and they're like, now's the time to crank the hog, so I'm going to. Or maybe they go to their website first and they're like, I need some background music. They go to their Spotify and then we're already pulled up and they're like, you know what, why not? They tap us on and here we are. But they have a hard time finishing because every time it gets to a good part in the pornography, we tell such a funny joke that they just bust out laughing

and it ruins everything. Yeah. It happens though, it happens. I personally like to put on, what's his face? Bob Saget's podcast when I do that. Yeah yeah it does help i mean his voice is very calming and very much so it's like a it's a fatherly figure so it really does help me come it does it kind of just feels nice but yeah we are uh currently sitting in a cloud of smoke delicious sweet smoke because california is on fire once again but this time pretty bad this time well it's always Once again. But this time, pretty bad.

This time. Well, it's bad every time, but this time. It really does feel like the end of the world. It does, man. Because in Revelations, it's like the sky will turn orange. It's orange. There's pestilence. I saw a shit ton of flies outside my house today. Like a shit ton. Apparently, Jackson said he saw like ten on a

wall or something. Yeah. And, you know, they talk about the the bugs and then we've got the the pestilence spreading across the earth the the coronavirus you know there was an earthquake recently i didn't talk about earthquakes you feel it i did yeah which one when was it it was uh it was in the middle of the night it was real small though it was like a 4.2 was like are you talking about last night no no no like a couple weeks ago oh no never mind yeah yeah no that one wasn't small you're talking about the one that like, no, no, no. Like a couple weeks ago. Oh, no, never mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that one wasn't small. Are you talking about the one that woke everyone up at like 4 a.m.?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. It woke me up. Oh, yeah, you called me. Mm-hmm. And then you had to sing me back to sleep because I couldn't get back to sleep. That was very sweet.

You're welcome, man. But what else is there that's like in times? It talks about the, what are the four horsemen of the apocalypse? Pestilence? That's coronavirus. Mm that's coronavirus is famine one I'm looking it up I need the four horsemen I would like to just go on one of those websites

that's made in like Squarespace that someone just writes about everyday how it's like the end times and why end times 2020 why Obama's the antichrist why chuck schumer is the reincarnation of jesus christ here we go end of the world coronavirus is only the tip of the iceberg claim of 10 deadly plagues oh shit this is number one of 10 ah fuck dude what are the 10 signs of a deadly plague

matthew let's let's let's solve this right here right it's the beginning of sorrows a twitter user said quoting matthew 24 3 to 8 australian wildfires coronavirus earthquakes in odd places which is new jersey just had an earthquake the other night a big one that's not normal uh increased rage slash murders worldwide yep look at the the political shit that's going on There's people being killed in the streets for political differences Massive hunger increases Damn dude

The plagues are armies of locusts Extremely bizarre weather patterns Unprecedented flooding Major earthquakes Unusual volcanic eruptions The coronavirus, the African swine fever This makes no sense. The only thing that would actually make me believe that it was, we're just like in it,

you know, would be if Yellowstone went kaboom. Yeah. I'd be like, maybe, maybe, maybe 2020 is the year Yellowstone goes kaboom. It's, it's right on track to, you know, with everything else. This is, 2020 has really been a a year of uh 2020 sucks unreal events no cap no cap do you know what the kids say yeah i say no cap it's uh like look outside it's like yellow right now but isn't there's like and that's cap isn't that another thing well that's on god okay no cap okay so it's it's so there is no that that's cap God. Okay. No cap. Okay. So there is no that cap.

I haven't heard it. It might be. You know, I'm starting to get out of touch with the lingo the kids are using too. I know. I feel like an old geezer. Old fogies. I know, right? There was actually, when I got up this morning, there was ash coming down out of the sky,

like in my yard onto the driveway. Like in Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds? It was just little tiny white pieces of ash, and I had to wipe off my windshield. Fucking crazy. My heart goes out to everyone up in Northern California and Oregon, where the big ones are. San Francisco literally looked like the end of the world. Yeah. The Bay Area was just orange.

Here, let me show you. It looks like Blade Runner. pictures that a friend sent of Because they live up near San Francisco look at this shit hold up. Oh My god What time of day is that? That's like midday? Oh my god That's like when the Sun should be high in the sky when I was a kid I used to have nightmares that like it would get dark during the middle of the day and that's like pretty much that nightmare and also when i this morning the sun when it would come through my window and hit the floor it was orange like the

light was just orange gross which was crazy stuff it smells like a big old forest fire outside like a big old campfire you know someone's prank us. They're following us around and lighting campfires to make us think about it. God's pranking us. 2020 has just been God's big senior prank. He's like, got you guys. With the virus and the riots and the all of it. The fires and the earthquakes and the

I'm sure there's something big I'm forgetting. Um The new Xbox is coming out out November 10th come on I don't think it has any launch titles at all really? let me see I'm gonna look up Xbox Series X

launch title not a single launch title besides maybe some like shitty third party games Series X launch that's wild man launch games they were gonna have Halo was gonna be their big launch game. If I were them, I would just push the launch back, but I guess they can't because they're competing with the

PS Quintiple. Okay, come on, you stupid fucking... You gonna get the PS Quintiple right when it comes out? I don't know right when it comes out. I mean, I am getting both consoles. Because I'm a gamer. You're a gamer, man. But I don't necessarily... I think i definitely get the ps5 first just because they they're gonna have this new spider-man on it

the miles morales one which i'm excited for um and ultimately i've been playing more of my playstation right now i've been playing a lot of, uh, I'm still trying to, I'm taking like a break from judgment because I just started playing, uh, Tony Hawk's pro skater one and two, the remake or whatever that I'm sure Jackson's been playing it. Yeah.

A bunch in your living room. No, in his room. Oh really? Did he, are there two PS fours in your house? He has his own. Okay.

So I banished him from the living room. I said, you're not allowed in here. I'm gonna watch, I still need to catch up on Chris Chan. I caught up with three episodes.

A couple episodes at my place, yeah. Yeah. He came over and we, 36, 37, and 38. That actually reminded me, we should, something we were talking about

that maybe it's time for something you and I wanted to come out about. Ryan and I are gamers. I wanted to come out about. Ryan and I are gamers. I wanted to come out about that and officially just put it on the record that we're gamers. To all those judging us for this simple fact,

just know that history is not on your side. We were born this way and we have always been this way and we always will be this way. We are gamers. I've just felt like I was a gamer ever since I was born. There's nothing I can do about that. Like inherently just in my heart I've always been a gamer.

I've always known. Yeah. Like I was afraid to admit it for a while but I've always known. But society for the longest time would call gamers these nasty words but all of a sudden now being a gamer is popular and everyone wants to be a fucking gamer. Which scared me because then people might think we're just jumping on the trend but we've always been gamers i've struggled with this

since i was a kid and like i i understand there there is a sect of you know children that hop on all the trends you know they're they're the the the newest hottest thing that's going on but but i felt this way since i was a a little lad. And I have family members that will try to say, I'm not really a gamer. I'm just, you know, it's a phase of just playing games. I said, no, I'm not. I'm really born a gamer. You're not. Well, they're saying I'm choosing to be a gamer.

I'm not. I wasn't born a gamer, but I am born a gamer. I am a gamer. You are a gamer. And that is that. And that, like, if anybody, like, wants to call us anything else, like, if they call us a sports fans, that's disrespectful. We're gamers. I mean, we do like certain, the sport of gaming, if that's what you mean. Yeah.

But. Just reminded me of this video of some of the FaZe guys going into a GameStop. He's like, film, film, film. And they walk into a GameStop, and the whole reason he's filming is because he's like, I'm going to get recognized, and they're going to freak out. And he walks into the GameStop, and nobody recognizes him. And he just goes up to the cashier, he's like, us, yeah? And he's like, we're Call of Duty athletes.

Was he being serious? Yeah, no, he's serious. He's like, woo! And then they walked out. That's the problem with, I feel like, people like in FaZe Clan, or we can even go as far as to like Charlie D'Amelio, David Dobrik, that type of stuff, because I feel like those people, you can't really call them out on their bullshit

because they don't care, in a sense. They really only care about their popularity, their fame, their money. you can't really call them out on their bullshit because they don't care in a sense. They, they really only care about like their popularity, their fame, their money. So like, as long as those things aren't hurt, you know, they can probably look, look at all the shit said about them by other content creators or whatever. And they're probably like, whatever, you know, The response is always like, but look at me making millions, dude. I'm making money.

Money, money, money. Or they'll ratio people if they get into fights with them and shit like that. I don't know. I feel like this next generation coming up, there's a lot of faux compassion, and then there's also a lot of compassion lacking. But at the same time, I look back at when I was a kid, and kids are always usually compassionless monsters. of the individual that I would experience throughout the day at school is it was what's much more toxic and volatile than just like every day going out somewhere just there's something

about like middle schoolers and just young kids where some of the meanest creatures on the planet they haven't learned their lesson they haven't grown up and I know and here's the thing us saying that makes middle schoolers go old gr gramps. Yeah, get over it. That type of shit. But like, I don't know. There's a, there's just, because I've been there. It's like, ah, come on. You're going to regret that later just like I did.

Yeah, it is funny watching middle schoolers and high schoolers do the exact same stuff that I did that I thought was really cool. Like, I thought I was like the peak of coolness and looking back and seeing them do the exact same stuff that I did that I thought was really cool like I thought I was like the peak of coolness and looking back and seeing them do the same thing and it's like so that's what I looked like the whole time but in my head kids gotta have fun yeah they gotta express themselves and they gotta figure it out for themselves but uh those skater shoes

I was wearing and those skinny jeans and that flippy hair trying to look like Anthony from Smosh wasn't doing me too many favors. But you know what is doing me a favor? What? The fact that Borat 2 is coming out! See, we were talking about that, Matthew. And I was kind of adamant that it wasn't going to be a whole full sequel just because the Borat character is so popular.

And is kind of, I would say, like the average American's lexicon. Everyone else bore at. Like, he's like Mickey Mouse to right wing, you know, Republican people in the South, I feel. Just like how Tylee, Tylee. Tylee Perry. Tylee Perry. Tyler Perry is, you know.

He's now a billionaire. Just recently crossed that threshold. Good job for him. It's that sect of people that, well, Tyler Perry isn't a smart comic. It's very much like farts and mm-hmm and all that shit. Smart businessman, though. And you can say, you know, Borat,

oh, Borat just runs around in a hotel naked. I think the smart thing about Borat is that he intentionally uses people's ignorance against them. And he props them up. The cool thing about Borat is that he intentionally uses people's ignorance against them. And he props them up. Like, here's the cool thing about Borat is that he Borat is a stupid guy. And so when people are talking to someone stupid, they're more emboldened to say stuff more confidently. And that's when people's ignorance shows. And that's what I like about Borat. It's more about getting a view into like an everyday, just like an everyday person, just like a random guy picked out of the bunch and seeing how he reacts to someone like Borat. Well, what Sacha Baron Cohen does that's so genius is like he doesn't make fun of the people.

He'll just act like a person that will give these people this false confidence or whatever. And he'll just set up these traps that the people always walk into and the big one is at the uh rodeo in yeah my god that's the biggest one oh my god it's so good though and i'm so excited for that too because we saw the stuff about him being spotted in la filming and i saw the clip and i was like no way they got ahead of that fast they're like no it's filmed already being screened you thought you caught something it's already being screened baby and I was like yes I wonder if they leaked that as like why weren't we invited to the screen

oh you know what what if we were cause I'm signed up to this like movie screening dot com thing or whatever and they'll send you emails about you know that's how we got to see the jungle book you know that's how we got to see the Jungle Book you know the shitty

what is his name? Jon Favreau? No it wasn't the Jon Favreau one. You went with us I thought. And it was like unfinished 3D animation. I didn't see that. Oh okay. Then I went with some cooler people I guess. But um it was uh

who was the director? Andy Serkis was the director. And the animation wasn't done. So like if there was a bird in shot, it looked like a cheap clip art bird flying through the screen. And so I do like going to early screenings. I haven't been to many. Specifically, I think only like two.

If you count the SpongeBob episode at Nickelodeon, one of the screenings. and uh that's something i forget about you and i saw a special of spongebob before anyone else i know that was cool and we got to sit down the little theater and like watch it that was it the nickelodeon tour was really cool i i really enjoyed that i like to go into actually just get to walk around nickelodeon and be like wow this is where all the stuff I watched as a kid was made. And then we saw Mr. Steven Hillenburg's office was still untouched, just the lights were off. I looked in the window, he had his little coffee mug

still on the desk. It looked like his desk and everything was still in order. But anyways, back to Borat. You were talking about how the premise was going to be about Borat disguising himself as someone else. So it's Sacha Baron Cohen playing Borat playing someone else. Yeah, exactly.

Because he thinks he's like a really big movie star now and he's scared people will recognize him. So he's trying to like disguise himself, which I think is genius because you were saying like, how is he going to do more Borat if everyone knows who Borat is? But if it's Borat disguised as someone else, he could still be Borat, just with different characters now. There's gotta be places in America, I guess, where Borat isn't

common, like nomenclature. Well, even if people know Borat, the thing is it's so old now that I guarantee such a big percentage of Americans he could go up to and they would know who Borat is, but they wouldn't make the connection, oh, this is Borat. They'd just think it's some other guy from Kazakhstan. You know, they're not gonna the connection, oh, this is Borat. They just think it's some other guy from Kazakhstan. They're not going to be like,

oh, this is the same Borat from the movie. They just remember some goofy Middle Eastern dude in their head and they're not going to make that connection. Especially if you do older people and stuff. Old fucking. Old fucking fogies. What you doing?

You digging? Itching my butt. Digging in there? You need to put a bandaid on these things. Yeah? On your butthole? No,? Itching my butt. Digging in there? I need to put a band-aid on these things. Yeah? On your butthole? No, it's like on my butt crack. I got like, I had acne and then I just, you know, was playing a little too much with it. You got asthmy.

I got asthmy. And now it's like, it's on a part that I sit on the most, so it's never like healing. It's always just constantly being irritated. Yeah, one of those like donut pillows that pregnant women use. And then you can just sit on that so you never have to worry about it. I ordered a pregnancy pillow this morning.

To see how comfortable it would be? Yeah, I saw a picture of one on Twitter and I saw that and I was like, wait, can I get one of these for cheap?

And it was. It was like 30 bucks on Amazon and I was like, oh my God. So I ordered it. It comes in tomorrow. Let me show you.

Does this not look like the most comfortable thing in the world? Well, I haven't seen it. Where is it? It's right tomorrow. Let me show you. Does this not look like the most comfortable thing in the world? Oh, I haven't seen it. Where is it? It's right here. Show me. Show me.

Does that not look like the most comfortable thing to take a nap with? That looks wonderful. Are you straddling it? Yeah. One leg under, one leg over? Yeah, which is, I like to sleep with a pillow in between my legs, and then I like to also sleep with one arm under a pillow, one arm over like this. And I like a pillow against my back, but during the night, that's just too much to also sleep with one arm under a pillow, one arm over like this. And I like a pillow against my back.

But during the night, that's just too much to keep up with. But if I have this pillow. Elon Musk over here. It does the whole thing, dude. You have people fluffing your pillows on your back and under you and shit. If I wake up and one of them is not touching my back, I will scream. And the help will come in and fluff the pillow up and push it back against my back. I usually don't sleep with my comforter.

I'll like roll down my comforter to the end of the bed and I like just thin sheets because I like the coldness. I actually take the comforter and ball it up and I usually cuddle with my comforter or a pillow. I need something to kind of hold.

I like having something to hold on to and cuddle with. Maybe I should sleep over more. Maybe you should. That's why I got this though though i'll let you know how it is the next time you come over because you're coming over more you can try it out i need to get not like a body pillow body pillow but the just a big pillow yeah i mean are they they're called body pillows but whenever you say body pillow think of anime yeah exactly i just want maybe i should get a master chief body pillow dude get one of the game grumps body pillows of dan maybe i should get a master chief body pillow dude get one of the game grounds body pillows of dan maybe i should get one of jim a jim body pillow we should make

body pillows of ourselves but instead of like the manga drawings it's just like disgusting shirtless photos of ourselves dude that would be a would i bet you people would buy it too just just because because i'm thinking of in terms of merch uh like if we had a like gym body pillows we got like don to do like a drawing of gym you know like in like the you know i should send them pictures and i'll draw gym and like unbeknownst to gym he'll just have a bunch of fucking just teenagers and young adults cuddling with him every night yep and the back the back you know he's wearing full clothes, but maybe a little sex, you see a little plumber's track.

Yeah. We should do it once for ourselves with this disgusting distorted image, like real life images of ourselves. Like we won't shower for two weeks before we take the pictures just so people can really, and they should be scented too. I don't think I could ever legitimately sell body pillows of us. I don't know. I just don't think that's a threshold I can cross.

You don't want people cuddling you at night? No. I don't know. I just don't think that's a threshold I can cross. You don't want people cuddling you at night? No. I don't mind providing a body pillow of some sort, but I don't want my likeness to be on it. I don't mind it if it's not a serious likeness. I could never do a body pillow where it's a real drawing of me for people to cuddle

and be like, oh, wow. Well, that's how it would always be regardless. Not if we do disgusting images cuddle and be like, oh, wow. Well, that's how it would always be regardless. Not if we do disgusting images. You'll be surprised, Matt. Well, that's why we just gotta make it grosser and grosser. Tom Pearl uploads disgusting images, but Tom Pearl gets an erection

from those images and those thoughts. Not anymore. There are people out there. Not anymore. No, well, he's not. He's gone, but never forgotten.

Mostly because he's a registered sex offender gone but not forgotten tom thomas he is registered right yes okay he's licensed he's a licensed sex offender hey i'm a licensed sex offender don't worry i'm a licensed sex offender i got my license right here i i don't i can't remember if you mentioned this on the channel and i only bring it up because we're talking about abhorrent crimes um there's this channel that I think I watched way back in the day but now I not way back in like years and years but probably like a year or two ago maybe if he was around or there was a channel similar to his but I'm become obsessed it's the JCS criminal psychology whatever videos where it's

all about um picking apart police or detective interrogations around people and picking up the psychological tricks that the detectives use to kind of coerce the i was about to say patient coerce the suspect into uh a what fucks the tactics they brain i just had a brain fart it's a the confession To coerce a confession out of someone. It all comes down to the placement of the person in the chair in the room, the types of foods they're getting them,

building rapport but also being kind of antagonistic at the same time, being up on social cues. Good cop, bad cop. It's so interesting. It's like watching you know when a movie has really good dialogue you interesting it's so it's like watching you know when movie has really good dialogue you're transfixed it's like it's just watching it unfold and you're waiting for the

big moment and you know it's real I was watching one of his videos where they were using this tactic where it was basically just mental exhaustion where the detective would not stop talking and not basically saying the same thing because they do that because they don't want to it's not I'm sure the defendant or whoever can think but it makes it harder to think about intricate excuses.

Because you're just being berated with the same kind of things. And you want to be able to be caught up because you don't want to miss anything. Right. But then you don't have time to really think of an excuse or something because it's just the same thing. And at that point, it had been three hours of the same thing. And I got sick of it watching it for like five minutes so i can't imagine three hours and i would break and then they do a thing where like they tell the guy like they're gonna get him food and just never come back so he has like or like they'll be like we'll be right back and then it's 90 minutes hour and a

half yeah just so they can sit and think and just kind of realize his narration is wonderful i love it great go check them out jcs j, JSC, JCS? JCS. JCS something. Yeah, you'll find it by just looking up JCS. He does great videos on different killers and like their interrogation footage. He did one on the guy that killed the girl that lived across from him and then he was on the news and they told him that they found the body. Yeah, but that one, the detectives did a horrible job.

If you watch the interrogation, like it was almost like this is what not to do because it was like some stupid florida motherfuckers like orlando florida motherfuckers you know how they are kidding you're not wrong no they got they got a few screws loose in that region but um so you can tell they were trying to just bombard them and be very we know you did this did you do this did you this? And all the dude would, he, and later on in the video, they fast forward to show you just how still this guy was being the, the accused.

And he, his body stay in the same place. And as they fast forward, it was only his head that was like pivoting and rotating. And he would, he'd only answer in three different ways. Yes, no, and I don't know. And the detectives were like, why do you keep saying I don't know?

I don't know. Did you do it? No. But he did, and he got arrested. He's in jail now. And I hope every morning his bunkmate wakes him up by ripping out his leg hairs. Morning! Then spitting in his

mouth some looney tune shit then he gets up and hits his head on the bunk can you actually can you refuse interrogation and say you want to talk to your lawyer yes that's what all

these people should do then why do people even get interrogated? Because they're not thinking. Because, well, the thing is... They think they can get away with it. The psychological thing is yes. They think they can get away with it sometimes. And if you're a lawyer, you look guilty. Yes.

Well, you could just let me finish my sentence. It's whatever, though. But you've got to prove that you have the same thought as me is that it? no not at all I'm just joining the conversation I would definitely if I ever killed somebody and they brought me into interrogation I'm like well they're gonna figure it out anyway

so I'm just gonna not say anything that's why the rule is to never kill someone yeah one of my friends was like so did you learn anything from watching these I'm like yeah just don't kill someone you're more than likely going to get caught sometimes you have to you know

that is true sometimes you have to sometimes you know your mom's really pissing you off really nagging down your throat and you're trying to play a video game sorry mom just leave me alone make her leave you alone for good yeah she won't be bothering you no more just like Kemper Ed Kemper.

He cut his mom's head off and fucked the decapitated. What? That's right, yeah. I remember. Popularized by the Mindhunters, seasons one and two. That is, that's a wild thing to do, Ed. Popularized a serial killer through a TV show. That's bold.

Oh, yes. The sex with the head. Yeah. Very bold. Very. Well well he was also you know he was known as the uh what is it the uh mother's boy no he hated his mom points for creativity because his mom was apparently very abusive and shitty to him and all of all of his issues because he was a serial killer he was the co-ed killer he would pick up uh college girls on the road and then drive away and then kill them, essentially.

I don't know how many people he killed. Maybe one or two before his mom. Maybe two or three. Who knows? Well, people know. There were the, was it Hernandez brothers? The two brothers that killed their parents. Are they for life?

Yeah. Okay. They killed their parents and then called the police and said that someone had murdered their parents. But it was pretty easy to tell that they just killed their parents. I think they said their dad had been abusing them since they were a kid. That's why they did it. One of the most interesting, not one of the most interesting. I don't know why I always start off with that.

I guess because it's a good way to start a sentence and to pull people in. off with that, I guess, because it's a good way to start a sentence and to pull people in. But just an interesting case was the most recent or one of the most recent JCS videos where it's that story, which I read about a while back when it happened about the girl who lied to her parents about going to school. And then the parents found out and gave her an ultimatum. It's like you either live on your own and we're cutting all contact and all monetary benefits to you because she

made a fake fucking diploma she said she was in classes and she never was she was just living with her quote unquote drug dealing boyfriend I think is what the video said and so they gave her the ultimatum you either you know live on your own we cease all uh money transactions to you to help you out monetarily and we never talk to you again essentially or you come live at home you live

under our guidelines which means like a 9 p.m curfew and all this shit and she chose to means like a 9 p.m curfew and all this shit and she chose to you know not lose the money and it ended up that she hired these three dudes to stage a break-in while she was home and like kill her parents but uh didn't work out as planned because uh you know i mean if the thing about these people telling stories to these detectives is that if they slip up once then the detective can go back look at the video and just be like okay that's where we're going to focus in on now if you slip up once then they're like well let's focus on that and you can always trying to get a step

in the door they're trying to get you to just say your your testimony isn't quite as you said and then when when you change the testimony they go okay but earlier you said and then when when you change the testimony they go okay but earlier you said this it's like also and if you change one thing then you got to realize you got to change everything you know you got it what uh what what didn't go right about it uh the fact that uh her dad wasn't killed and ended up in a coma and then recovered from the coma oh she tried to get them killed yeah oh shit and he recovered and uh remembered most of everything and so uh god that was used

against her but also just her story just didn't line up and the detectives were very you know they pay attention closely to someone when they're being interrogated. And so when she was crying, it was, she was doing the crying face, but no tears, no snot was produced. This is a JCS video too. I think it's like the most recent one. It's like an hour and something. I usually watch them at like 1.5 speed, but if I'm just relaxing, then I can watch them at normal because I just, I just like the flow of like how I want to see how the normal flow of the conversation went I like be just watching very captivating very captivating it's

it's it's like a podcast except I like seeing the body language to story yeah it's like a story you get to watch unfold I used to be really into like criminal investigation stuff I used to always watch America's Most Wanted remember that show with John Walsh yeah I have my bouts of that like uh i survived or forensic files is probably the most popular show out there about

true crime well remember the guy that hosted america's most wanted you know why he's the host right no because you know when you go to like walmart and see that sticker on the door it's like code adam code star adam uh-huh which is like the code for like if a kid is missing because his son got kidnapped in a mall when he was like a kid and got like beheaded and killed and everything beheaded yeah like they found his head in like a drainage ditch in his body somewhere else um so when he was like when he had a little kid his kid got killed murdered and then he took his career up into that and then he eventually ended up hosting america's most wanted but uh it's crazy super sad so every time

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Yeah, I really enjoyed those. The one that we just listened to was interesting. It was. It brought me a lot of serotonin in my brain. Yeah, happiness. Yeah. And ever since listening to that, I am a much happier person, and I do feel like all depression has been lifted off my shoulders. Yeah. And ever since listening to that, I am a much happier person and I do feel like all depression

has been lifted off my shoulders. Great. Yeah, feels good. Feels pretty good. So how about that Travis Scott burger? I actually might go get it today. Can you do me one thing?

Yeah. Can you not pull up while blasting Travis Scott music? That was actually my plan. Do you think anyone else has done that? I think everyone who's ordered it is... I can picture them. Oh, dude, dude, dude, turn it up, turn it up. Their pigmentation is similar to that of you and I.

The Supreme sticker slapped on the side of the car. turn it up, turn it up. Their pigmentation is similar to that of you and I. Mm-hmm. The Supreme sticker slapped on the side of the car. Turn it up, turn it up. Hey, Cactus Jackass told me to get the Travis Scott burger. Or, you know, hey, Cactus Rick told me to get the Michael Scott burger. You know, we actually made fun of people like that back on Kids With Problems with our prank video. Oh, yeah, we did, yeah. We went to, I think, Burger King and ordered a Big Mac.

McDonald's. Asked for a Whopper. Oh, yeah, asked for a Whopper. Just, you know, so. But it's fun. People are having fun. You know, I don't know why I always need to be a Debbie Downer about things I guess probably cause I just

have a negative viewpoint on things in general I'm excited to try it it looks pretty good I mean it's literally a bacon cheeseburger that's all it is it's just a bacon

it's just a burger with bacon on it that's all it is but I am excited to try it because you also get what comes with a sprite. Does it come with a toy?

I don't know. You should go to Dunkin' Donuts, though, and get a drink. Get the Charlie D'Amelio coffee or whatever. The Charlie. They have that? Yeah. Is that the new thing? Everyone's going to have some food?

Yep. That's fucking sweet, dude. I can't wait to go to my local Burger King and get the ASAP Rocky Burger. Dude, I wish I was like Charlie, man. Yeah? Yeah. I wish my parents didn't actually love me. She could do some fun dances.

She's going to hear that and be like, they love me. Mom and Dad, you love me, right? As they're counting the stacks of hundreds. Oh, yeah, baby. We love you so much. You and your sister. Her sister Dixie or whatever is like. But you love me just as equally, right?

Looking at the slightly smaller stack. Yeah. Yes, sweetie. Of course, of course. Now, Charlie, you've been practicing the wet ass pussy dance, right? Oh, yeah, I have. Watch this. The dad sits down and films the tiktok for oh perfect oh my little girl's growing up wet ass oh i love this song love when my baby girl dances to this song that is really an upsetting trend of of young people

i don't think she actually danced to that song, thank God. Well, that's good. But the trend still exists of younger, especially younger girls doing those grown-ups. Those TikToks. The WAP one is big, and then there's this other one. I don't even know what song it is, but it's like

Trap Bunny Bubbles! And it's like, fuck my ass daddy! It's like fucking a bunch ass, daddy. If I saw my... And it's like fucking a bunch of... It's the high schoolers singing that. And it's like, bend my back over as you watch my ass cheeks clap.

Or whatever the fuck it is. It's not like Marge Simpson. The song sounds like it's sung by young Marge Simpson. I would be horrified if I had a 13-year-old daughter and then found her TikTok account and had that on it. I'd be like, oh my God, no. Dude, I'd put stones in a sock and beat the ever living shit out of them. Putting orange doesn't bruise as much, you know.

Acting like I don't want to bruise. Oh, if you want to bruise, yes. They need a physical and mental reminder. That do not post those TikToks. That's what you get if you hit them in the head with a rock sock. They get a mental reminder in terms of having brain damage for the rest of their life

and they have the physical reminder of the ouch whenever they touch their forehead. Or that dent. You know, I'm going to... Dent like the Iron Giant. In honor of the Iron Giant, I'm going to dent

my first born skull in. But be careful because if you ever make them too mad, that's going to go crazy. And they're just going to go crazy. God forbid it happens in a public restaurant like Ryan's Buffet. Not your buffet, the restaurant Ryan's. Yeah. Which we talked about recently, which is probably disgusting, but we just like to...

They had the buffet with the ice cream and we were kids. You know what you and I should do when uh all of this is cleared up cc's pizza cc's pizza yes but go you know what i was about to say go to a buffet but cc's pizza is a buffet but i just want to go to a buffet dude i have i miss a buffet man i miss buffets big time i think the last time i went to a buffet was we didn't go to one in vegas we didn't do anything like that in japan because i't think – I think the last time I went was the Vegas Seafood Buffet in Glendale. That place is popping off every day. It's always popping off.

Oh, no, we did a buffet at the hotel in Tokyo with Aaron and Susie, the breakfast buffet. You're right. You're right. Okay. So that's the last buffet I was at too. I don't go to buffets very often. It's kind of a classy thing.

When you're a kid it's like all this food but when you're an adult it's like I want my meal to be specialized. Also it's funny because like buffets seem like it'd be

a really classy rich people thing but it's kind of the opposite. Like buffets Like where it's like you picture like a king with a crown and all these meals on this long fucking roasted potatoes and pork and like fucking chicken legs and just all all the fucking rice and stew and mashed potatoes but then it's just like some like microwaved chicken wings. Yeah. Like some kind of crispy mashed potatoes

with the on top which has kind of gotten hard from the air. You're talking about chicken wings and it got me to, got me thinking about chicken wings I had yesterday. Ain't nothing but a chicken wing. Still my favorite chicken wings

are Kyo-chan. Kyo-chan. Kyo-chan. Places. They're honey wings with that apple sauce shit is delicious. I never thought about making an apple flavored dipping sauce for wings. Perfect.

But someone did. Beautiful. And it is delectable. It's so good. But I did have, those are still my favorite, but I did have some good fucking wings from this wing place that I've been ordering from. And I think the, I can't remember what they're called, but they're like a sweet and sour sauce, but then drizzles with spicy mayo.

Oh, you told me. And within that sauce, there's like wasabi. Oh. And it's just like, ooh. And they dip that in blue cheese. That sounds fucking delicious.

I had wings last night too. Really? Where from? I got home and Carson was like, hey man man, can we get Buffalo Wild Wings? You got Buffalo Wild Wings? I was like, you read my mind, man. Because I had, Dan, you and Justin got Buffalo Wild Wings the same day. Yesterday was Wednesday.

Yo! Wednesday, right? Yeah. It's always Wing Wednesday. Damn, dude, I didn't know that. Yeah, well, Justin and I are probably digesting wings at the same time. He got, Justin, Does he get plain wings? No, he gets the equivalent.

Like, plain wings to me are either plain wings or buffalo wings. And he always goes for buffalo wings. And I'm like, there's so many other flavors. He used to always get buffalo wings at Pizza Hut. And that's fine because it's Pizza Hut. And, you know know cheap buffalo wings are just good there's like

when they had them for school lunches you know the extra kind of two dollar school lunches they'd have every now and then with buffalo wings greasy as hell though

but out of all of those flavors that he sees with buffalo wild wings he sees like Asian zing the Asian zing one's good they just added orange

he sees probably like honey roasted barbecue whatever whatever the fuck. But no, he goes with fucking buffalo. And he's like, well, the wings weren't as great as that. Like, yeah, because you got buffalo. Buffalo sauce is literally just acidic, just nothingness because it steals the flavor of anything that it's on. It's the hand job of sauces. Yes.

And why get that when you could have the full penetration of sauces? Something like Caribbean Jerk, Honey Garlic, you know, something that you don't get that often. Exactly. You know, I even told him, you can get three different, like, if you order 12 wings, you can get three different types of sauces. Like, I think it's four, four, and four.

Or you can get two different types. I told him this, and he knew this, and he still just went with buffalo damn justin is the is the pickiest eater i think i've ever met that's even more picky than i i know and you're you're you're he's not like that picky he swears that it was when we went to that french place he swears it was the snail that made his stomach feel awful but i think it's like it's the same thing as when a child eats a vegetable. They're like, oh, I don't feel too good.

Because in their head, they probably don't feel good. But they built it up so much in their head like it's going to be this big thing. Well, that snail was definitely okay. We didn't get sick from it. Everyone at the table ate it. Also, hasn't he never had a PB&J? There were like five or six people. He's never had a PB&J, right? I don't

think he likes peanut butter. Yeah, he doesn't like peanut butter. Which is weird. Bizarre. He won't eat a PB&J. He won't let me guess, does he eat his hot dogs with nothing on them? I don't know. People that eat hot dogs with no anything, that's a bit of a sin in my eyes. I at least always put ketchup. Yeah.

That's fine. You got one of the crucial. I don't like got one of the crucial that's okay you don't have to like mustard but mustard's better as like a small ingredient within a sauce that you're making rather than on its own for me i do i'm a big fan of mustard like dipping a bratwurst in some mustard or like like german mustard where it's a little bit spicy than french's yellow mustard dyed yellow like melted crayon looking yeah i do like that on hot i can have fucking spicy brown mustard german mustard honey mustard but regular just french's yellow mustard i don't like the flavor my god damn how many hiccups did i have i saw you fighting through and you're like this is one. I like a hot dog. Chicago dogs.

I've never been to Chicago, but I've been to the airport and I got a Chicago dog every time I go to the airport there. I appreciate them, but I'm not a big fan of chili dogs. Chili's never really hit that spot for me. And some people go crazy over it. Manwiches hit that spot when I have a good old manwich. Well, that's a sloppy Joe, man. That's a whole different class. But just chili,

just chili is like on, I like chili to be sweet, which is why I like sloppy joes. But the people, there's people that are crazy where it's like, I want chili on my fries. I want it on my burger. I want it on my hot dog.

It's like, let's calm down a little bit. It's, dude, holy fuck. I just, I think I had the best salsa I've personally ever tasted when i went over to your place uh the other night we you had it was like peach mango it was just uh what was it target store brand peach mango sauce it was delicious it was really good it was delicious it was really good we went through it fast. It was all gone. Just that mango and peel. Oh, my favorite salsa is if salsa has peach or mango in it because, you know, I got a sweet tooth.

I like when things are sweet. Like I like when meat's a little sweet. I like when – Citrusy. Yeah, and that peach mango was good on that salsa because I like salsa to be – I like having a kick, but I don't want to have salsa and be sitting there like – Which for me, the kick would just be a normal kick for everyone else. And for me, I'd be crying. But is there some salsa that I've just had?

How do people eat this? Like, where does the enjoyment come from? Because I had this one salsa in Florida once at this restaurant. I had just a little bit and I was like, why would anybody eat that? Even if you like spicy stuff like that's just painful and burns my throat, makes me cry, makes my nose run. Sorry, I was just thinking about it, like the best way to describe the way buffalo sauce tastes. And I do like buffalo sauce. But to me, it's like if battery acid came out with a flavor, it's like that would be buffalo sauce.

What is buffalo sauce? Very acidic. Very fucking acidic. I'm guessing a lot of vinegar. That's where the acidity comes from I'm guessing. I guess. Let's see what's in buffalo sauce.

What's in buffalo sauce? I'm guessing I'm guessing I'm gonna get vinegar, hot sauce uh well my internet's going very slow but I'm guessing vinegar, hot sauce, and...

And? Let's look at the recipe right here. Let's see. Okay. On allrecipes.com. It's got to at least have vinegar and hot sauce. Okay. Maybe a little bit of...

I mean, we won't know until you read it out, Matthew. Okay. Let's look at the ingredients. Hot sauce, butter, vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, pepper and garlic and salt. So pretty close. I guess you could just mix some vinegar and some hot sauce together and

call it a day. Yeah. I'm sure Justin would like that. I just, I need... You don't like buffalo sauce though. I think it just disappointed... I like it. I like it. I'm just saying that it's not my first go-to sauce. It's not mine. I won't complain if it's buffalo wings because I do love buffalo wings. No, like whenever it. I like it. I'm just saying that like it's not my first go-to sauce. It's not mine. I won't complain if it's Buffalo Wings because I do love Buffalo Wings. No, like whenever the Grumps had Buffalo Wings on pizza days, wonderful.

We were the only ones that would eat them too. Yeah, and it's just like I guess I'm more disappointed that he decided out of all of those flavors that Buffalo Wild Wings offers, he goes with Buffalo, the flavor that he's had time and time again. Even try a dry rub flavor this time. Exactly. Some lemon zest or ranch. There's just so many different ones to go for. See, here's the thing about Justin.

Justin's afraid to step outside of the box. Yeah. He's afraid if he gets another flavor, it's going to be a failure. He has to just go for it. But it's all about trying. He has to try it. Just try it.

And if you don't like it, then you know. I don't think I've ever, ever had a chicken wing flavor that I ate one. I'm like, oh, I can't have that. And I just didn't eat the rest. Like, I'll have some where I'm like, I'm not a fan of this flavor. But it's like chips, I guess. It's like, I'll eat most kinds of chips. Other chips I like way more than others you know

of course I'm not gonna turn down the chips exactly yeah it's chips man it's just chips it's not a cereal and of course you know all smart asses out there he's like oh what if I did a Nathan Fielder and I made a poop poop poop wing sauce that's very different obviously wouldn't enjoy I'd turn those down yeah I mean it's literally shit on my wings yeah but some I'm sure some people out there Thomas Pearl might enjoy that true well actually he didn't seem he never seemed

to enjoy it when he would do it in the videos he would always gag and like but he I guess he was still enjoying it somebody edit was Tom Pearl videos but every time he gags, it's just a Minecraft movie. What happened to the Minecraft movie? I don't know.

It was supposed to be directed by always Sonny's fucking whatever his name is. Rob McGellany. Yeah. I know, and I was excited. What happened? Did it just not happen? Yeah, but this was announced so long ago. It's an animated movie.

happened? Yeah, but this was announced so long ago. It's an animated movie. They couldn't find a studio to take advantage of before COVID hit. They couldn't find a bunch of college students to underpay for the work. They couldn't find a bunch of Canadian college students. Damn, yeah, I do want the Minecraft movie to still happen.

Will it suck? Probably. But, man, I don't need a Minecraft movie. Just go watch Tobuscus, man. That's all the Minecraft movie I need Sky does Minecraft? Sky he does do Minecraft who? Sky dude

Sky does Minecraft just in case you didn't know what other YouTubers were big with Minecraft? so many Yogg's cast right? because they did diggy diggy hole classic I am an old dwarf and I'm digging a hole.

Diggy Diggy Hole. Classic stuff, man. There were so many Minecraft YouTubers. CaptainSparklez. He was in the Minecraft big time. Oh, he has that big ass mansion. Markiplier with drunk Markiplier. Man, CaptainSparklez.

Imagine being CaptainSparklez and living in this big ass mansion with all these like sports cars and like yep this is from playing Minecraft I don't think I'd care every kid's dream it'd be fucking crazy

like if I was a kid and someone was like there's a way to play Minecraft and you can have all this dude one day we're Super Mega's gonna

push through to that audience in terms of children I mean we already do but luckily we have a good a good facet of our audience that To that audience in terms of... I mean, we already do, but... Luckily, we have a good facet of our audience that...

Well, I'm not saying it's bad to be a kid. I'm just saying that... I don't think there's many kids that watch us. I think there's a lot of kids that watch us. When I say kid, I mean like 12 years old, like middle school. You know? Like younger, like real young audience watching. Like the ones that would watch Captain Sparkles and stuff.

Would it make you feel better if I said young adults? Yes. Young adults. They're just teens, I guess. Somewhere in between. I don't know. But I think our audience is generally older than a lot of other YouTube audiences. We might have forced our hand in that because

we made our live shows 21 and up. Yeah. No, 18 plus. Sorry. Some of them were 21, but that was because the venue. Drinking, yeah. Yeah.

Drinking, drinking, you know. So much alcohol at those shows. People throwing up everywhere. Slipping and vomit. I'm honestly missing live shows. I was actually fine with not doing one for a long time. But ever since I've been forced inside like I miss traveling I miss I miss uh commuting with communicating with our fans in a way that isn't just random names with with comments saying first or you guys are playing this game wrong, or I love this.

You know, they're all great. I love the comments. Well, I shouldn't be looking at the comments as the thing in the first place. But there's something about that interpersonal moment you have when you're just looking out into the audience. And you're bouncing material off of the audience as much as I'm bouncing it off of you. Because we kind of make the audience a like you're it's you're about you're bouncing material off of the audience as much as like I'm bouncing it off of you because we kind of make the audience a part of the show whether it's like with through chance or through joking around with them because our show isn't like something that people like shut up and then watch and then not pay attention to uh and don't

have any part in it we have a lot of kind of people come on stage, audience interaction. And I miss that part. That was fun. Because it puts a face to the fans. I just like seeing all the people and meeting them. It's so cool. It's so, it's because it's, it's, where is the disconnect when it's just comments with like a profile picture and a random username.

But when you actually get to like meet the people, it's really cool. It's like, wow. So that's, that's what's what you know a comment looks like in person you can talk to them and smell their hair and them still having their neck exactly but I'm not I need to stop

looking at comments but like I don't know we're still creating the same kind well unless it's a brand deal then we're not making the same content. Well, we try, we, we,

no, we, we, we edit brand deals as if it were an actual episode of Superman. And we still make the same jokes and stuff. Yep. I edited the Fortnite one like we would. And,

uh, there's other brand deals that we've done. Uh, but they just know guys, when you see a brand deal and it comes off as somewhat bland or or not super mega 100 there's a reason behind that it's because there's a company nitpicking and cutting out literally literally there's a recent brand deal i won't say who of course uh we're working with we were working with a brand and uh i think they literally cut out almost every joke

yeah like every edit every joke like there was this out take this out i just wish brands would let like give give the product to the creators that they want to promote and then let the creators do it in their way because that because the thing is if a creator takes on a brand deal and when they watch it, it's not that personality. Use that voice and that demographic to your benefit. People aren't going to be interested in the product or whatever if they're used to this certain type of personality. And all of a sudden it's like, hey guys, so today I'm going to be doing this with this product. Okay, cool. Isn't that cool?

But people come for the personality. to be doing this with this product. Okay, cool. Isn't that cool? But like people want, people come for the personality and if you cut out the personality, what's the point? They literally cut out almost every edit I made. I remember. Like you read it. There were like 15 notes of

like cut out PP joke. I wish that we could put it on Patreon so people could still see the edits. Like the uncut version. I guess that'd be breach of contract. Would it? I think so.

Yeah. And also I don't know why people would want to pay to go watch a brand deal. But the edits were good.

I really did like the piss in the hands edit because you even got in here with Jackson recorded fully for it. I did.

Like you got like a it's right there you got a pot of water with like a little pitcher and you had like I had recorded the pissing sounds. Well, I recorded a little pots there to catch the water. I use the cup to pour the water into Jackson's hand. So it literally sounded like I was pissing in Ryan's hand. Yeah, exactly. I was like, man,

I got a piss, but I don't want to get up. And he was like, I was like, oh, it's spilling. It's spilling. And you held your hands out. And then I listened to it. I explained me laugh really hard, but I said, you know, it's into the nether so whenever you see a brand deal um i'm always happy because i get excited to because i don't edit let's plays at all really and so like when we take a brand deal and i edit one and i'm like oh okay i got all these good edits in i cut it up all right um but nope the first joke they wanted us to cut out I honestly I was expecting that one

part of me feels like that that might have been what's maybe one of the executives was watching the video and got pissed and was like okay fine you want to play like that well I do like I understand at the end of the day it's a company

and they want it to be more clean, but I just wish that brands would let the creators be more themselves in their videos because it's not like we're going out and doing horrible rape jokes in a brand deal. It's very minuscule things. You go to the restroom and I have to go to the restroom like rape jokes in a brand deal. Yeah. It's like very minuscule thing. It's, it's you, you go to the restroom and I have to go to the restroom and we make the joke that you'll carry my pee to the toilet for me.

That's what it is. But that, that simple joke was cut out. I'm playing with my, your phone. No, I'm playing with my fat rolls. Oh,

it's very fun. It looks like Homer Simpson's mouth. Nice dude. I really like it. Like I'm just squishing my, my stomach right now. It's awesome. Like I'll, I's very fun. It looks like Homer Simpson's mouth. Nice dude. I really like it. Like I'm just squishing my, my stomach right now. It's awesome. Like I'll, I noticed it earlier. I was talking and I was waiting for you to kind of interject or anything, but you just kept looking down and I thought it was, you were just looking at your phone. No, no, no. You were just bored with whatever I was saying and, and we're. Yeah, I was. Like now. That's why I'm, I'm just looking

at this, but it is, it's very fun. I've never had enough weight on me where I can do this. So it's, I've just never discovered it until just now sitting in this position. So it's like a big revelation for me. I like it. You should come over here and try this out.

You want to come over here and try this out? Sorry, I was playing with my leg hair. Are you taking it personally, Ryan? I was showing you how it feels. Well, I was paying attention to you still. Are you taking it personally, Ryan? I was showing you how it feels. Well, I was paying attention to you still. When you're trying to record a podcast with someone. I was still paying attention to you. I was still responding.

I knew everything you said. I wasn't out of the zone. I was just looking down. Verbatim, what did I say? At what part? See? See, audience? Come on, audience.

Have my back on this one. I was literally in the conversation with you the whole time. We need... Ryan's being a crybaby, everybody. Matt to be fixed. Because I was looking at my stomach. He's very upset. And now we're name-calling. He's very upset. Who's the upset one, though? You reverted

to name-calling, Matthew? I'm the one that brought it up. This kind of looks like a pussy. Come stick your finger in here, see if you like it. You look like a pussy. Get up all in that. Yeah, you wanna get all up in this? Yeah. You wanna get up in this? Uh, not really, actually.

It's clean. I might get your urinary tract infection. Nah, not if you go up the back door. Can't get it that way. I don't know. You're prone to shitting yourself and I'm afraid we might make some fondue. No, but that's all part of the journey, isn't it?

And that's normal, too. That's fully normal for that to happen. So it's not a big deal, you know? If you're down. Yeah. Just go ahead. Go for it, man. I'm not going to stop you. I think it would bring us closer as business partners and friends. Well, McGee, what do you say we make like hockey sticks and get the puck out of here? All right. Thank you.