supermegashow - EP 211 - Let The Simpsons Die

Episode Date: September 23, 2020

Hey again. Another podcast. In this one, we talk about bar soaps, the presidential nominees, and The Simpsons' reputation. Exciting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I wasn't prepared. I wasn't either. I was actually about to start. Well, I don't need to get into it. I guess, hey, everybody. I guess we're here. Yeah, good to see you guys again. I say as I'm not seeing any of you.

You're not seeing us either. I mean, you're seeing cartoon versions of us. You're seeing 3D renders of us. Do you guys like that? Do you look at it and touch the screen and kiss it? Do you prop it up on your phone next to your pillow so you can watch us spin around while you fall asleep?

I actually have a... I don't know why this thought popped into mind. Do you think there's two camps of people? People who fantasize about, like, us,

like, you and me, like, when they see pictures, or people, and then there's people who fantasize about having sex and stuff

with our cartoon characters. Definitely. And I would, I would, like, they look at my round little cartoon character and they're like,

oh, God, I'd love to fucking stick my pinky up his urethra. I never thought of that because there definitely are people that fetishize both, right? So it's like people are going to definitely... I've seen some drawings of the... I've seen drawings of both, of the realistic stuff and of the cartoon character stuff. The cartoon character stuff gives me a kick every time. The realistic stuff is a little bit more strange. Oh, that's just a drawing of me as a real person

with my cock out ejaculating onto my friend Ryan's face. Sometimes your cock is inside of me. Yeah, sometimes we're embracing tightly in bed. I know, I know, like cuddling. Like I'm on top of you and our noses are touching and yeah. But you guys keep doing what you do

I guess. I mean we can't control it so that's all up to you. Yeah I can't fight it. I mean it's not anything that I'll ever retweet you know. Oh man this is so good I'm gonna retweet this. On my timeline but you know it's like I guess you know that's not for us Matt

that's for that's for them yeah that's not for us we should just start retweeting it as the super mega I think they'd be like what oh no

no no just start retweeting disgusting smut fan fiction I haven't checked fan fiction about us in like probably two years now

but just cause I remember I read one fan fiction years ago that literally doxxed us. Yeah, when we lived in our apartment. It put our like apartment name and everything in it. And it was like, oh, we're going to blank, blank apartment. And I was like, what? Well, I mean, if you remember, we were the ones that challenged people to find our address. Yeah.

And in hindsight, that wasn't a very good idea because I didn't realize how seriously people would take that and then actually find our address. Yeah, in hindsight that wasn't a very good idea because I didn't realize how seriously people would take that and then actually find our address. There's this one person that was like hey, I'm not sure if you're aware, but I'm not a creepy fan, but I just cross-referenced I looked outside of your window and looked at the building name and number and then I cross-referenced that with the height of which you were at. So I'd have to assume that you were at apartment

number blank, blank, blank. Yep. I mean, they were wrong. Well, they were right in terms of what building and apartment complex yep i mean you they were wrong they well they were right in terms of what building an apartment complex we were in they were wrong about which floor and one person got it right one person got it down to the apartment unit and i was like what the fuck did you guys have to go look at floor plans or something they definitely went to google maps and did this whole like okay yeah definitely but i'm like how do you get down to the exact floor and room number which they i was like, God damn it.

For the longest while, if anyone was walking by that apartment complex, because it's right next to the Glendale Galleria. I mean, if anybody knew who Lego was at the time, you remember. I mean, he'd just be looking out my window just down at the people on the streets. A banana would be sitting in my window, too. I still drive by sometimes and I look up at our old windows and I'm like ah, that's where we started. I can't remember the last time I've been in the Glendale area.

Not by driving. Beautiful area, you know. The sounds of loud sports car engines. At 4am. There's lots of smog and smoke right now because the forest fires. You can't lie though. Going to King Taco late at night

and getting some tamale, tamale, tamale. Pineapple juice. Ooh. Nostalgia, man. And we go outside to smoke a joint on that little,

on the corner. That's now gated off because the people at the church, oh, never mind, the corner. There's the corner. Then there's the alleyway.

With the painting that sometimes scared you because you thought that it was a person. Yes. Well, it was a painting of a dude sitting on a bench on the wall where the bench

was, and I'd come out in the middle and I'd be like, and then I missed that alleyway. We gotta go return to that alleyway sometime. Smoke a joint down. Where it all started. We should record our year in review there. That's a good idea. Well, there's not much to review this year.

Yeah, unfortunately. That's where we met Ming for the first time. How's Ming? How come they never bring up Ming? Was Ming just a joke the whole time? No, Ming was very real. I gotta stop getting frustrated with people not understanding that we're joking. Yeah.

Because, I mean, that's just our shtick. Yeah, I... They're probably all stupid anyways. Take it as this, Ryan. because I mean that's just our shtick yeah I uh they're probably all stupid anyways take it as this Ryan take it as a compliment to your acting skills take it as a testament to how good you are at acting I mean the fans are probably like let's be honest like none of them probably graduated high school

maybe two of them they probably jump at the opportunity to use a spork at their school lunch oh yeah when they were still in school. Before they dropped out in the 8th grade. Yeah. You know? But don't worry.

I know that's most of you, but like some of you are cool. Some of you are really awesome. Like 0.1% of you guys are actually cool. You know? And we like maybe 0.1% of you guys. Yeah. But the rest of you guys fucking suck. Spork using fucking freaks.1% of you guys. Yeah. The rest of you guys fucking suck. Spork using fucking freaks.

Cannot stand you one single bit. And honestly. Probably put stickers on it and personalize it and shit too. Like, this is my spork. Yeah, because they would easily mix up sporks and then someone would swallow someone else's spork. And it would be a whole thing. They'd have to go to the school nurse and whole thing. You know, you don't want that.

Not a big fan of sporks though, 100%. Sporks always made me think of taco bell back in the days that's fine because you know i understand why they did that but i'm saying like if you're i don't know if i'm eating like a soup with a spork because then you're just you're just losing some some soup you could have you're losing that texture of the fully rounded spoon. I do like sporks in certain situations. Like, there's certain meals and stuff where it's like, alright, this is doing me a good job. Like Taco Bell.

I'd have the refried beans when I was a kid. Fuck Taco Bell. Dude, they got rid of the Mexican pizza. Dude, they got rid of, like, they got rid of all the items I go there for. Shredded chicken, potatoes, they got rid of both of those. They got rid of the Fritos bur go there for. Shredded chicken, potatoes. They got rid of both of those. They got rid of the Fritos burrito. They did?

Yes. Dude, and they got rid of Mexican pizza. They don't order Fritos anymore. Fucking Mexican pizza was what I used to get every time when I was a little kid. Did you really? Yeah, it was my favorite as a kid. And it's been around that long, and now they're like, eh. It's like, oh my God.

Seriously, though, I mean, I've said it once and I'll say it again. You know, for those in, I those in the California region area, whatever, if you're upset about Taco Bell, let me tell you, there's a place that makes, I think, even better quality for about the same price. It's called Del Taco. Del Taco's amazing. Their quesadillas are better than Taco Bell's. Yeah.

Arguably their tacos are better than Taco Bell's. Yeah. Arguably, their tacos are better than Taco Bell's. They have this drink right now called Sprite Poppers. This all changes if Taco Bell decides to sponsor us with a new item or something. Oh, of course. Then I'd love Taco Bell. I couldn't get enough of the stuff. But Del Taco has these, it's like Sprite, but they put the little popping boba in it. And it's like cherry or mango flavor.

Not a big fan of boba. Well, it's not like, it's like the type of boba that pops in your mouth and it's like filled with fruit juice. Okay. That's good. I've been on a big boba kick lately. You remember those popping gushers? Oh, dude, gushers. I like those.

I was thinking about gushers the other day. Well, gushers popped in general. Sorry. I just remember like biting into something. Sometimes they just squ gushers. I like those. I was thinking about gushers the other day. Well, gushers popped in general. Sorry. I just remember biting into something. Sometimes they just squirt to the back of your throat. Just coat the back of my throat with that sticky corn syrup. I know. So good.

Let it slowly ooze down the back of my throat. Have you ever had a bueno? It's like this chocolate bar. Yes, yes, yes. I've never had one. I saw it at a 7-Eleven recently because I'm trying to watch what I eat. I almost got one, but I didn't.

But then I saw that each bar is only 130 calories. They're pretty good. They're pretty good. It's by Kinder, I think. So are they... I think my favorite branded chocolate in America that you could get at a gas station, not that you go to like a fancy store to get, for example. Like I think my favorite popular brand would be Dove chocolate.

I think they just – it's like little bars of chocolate soap. I do like Dove, like the little squares. It's so weird that they make soap and they make chocolate. The caramel, like the caramel squared milk chocolates are my, like I love those chocolates so much. Oh my God. They're so good. You unwrap them with the foil. It has a little inspirational thing on the inside.

And then you got that chocolate with the caramel inside. And the design of it, it's just so smooth. It's so, it really is just perfect. In my mind, I fully separate the fact that it's the same company that makes shampoo and soap and then chocolate. Because those are like, why those two things? We make soap and we make chocolate. See, at least Nestle, it makes sense. You know, they make water and chocolate chips.

I'm like, at least that's in the same food category. Dove, Dove be working around. at least that's in the same food category. Dove. Dove be working around. Soap's not even in a food category. But they make decent soap. It's not bad. They make nice soap. Dove bar soap.

I love Dove bar soap because first of all, it smells good. It's got a good form when you hold it. And when you wash yourself, it just slides along my skin so smoothly and i bubble myself up i gotta get i gotta get some more bar soap i i i think yeah i i moved to using bar soap like months ago probably like a little before the beginning of this year even where i was like i don't know i just didn't i feel like i wash more of myself when i use a bar and a bar

and the bars last so long. I love bar soap. Yeah. I found my love with it again. I stopped using bar soap a while back because my skin was getting too dry. But it was probably just the brand I was using. And then what about bar soap, man? We've talked about this recently. When you got to wash your ass crack, you stick that bar of soap in between like a credit card.

And just like it's like your credit card's not working. So you got to keep swiping it, you know? Yeah. Just like that with the bar of soap it is fantastic love it and you'll get all the all the skid marks from inside you know if you don't wipe too well which luckily for matt and i we both have bidets because we're liberal cucks soy boys who like water touching our rectums legitimately though sometimes it helps me poop like i'll like, I don't want to push this poop out, so I'll use the pressure of the water

to open up my asshole a little bit so the poop kind of comes out a little easier. Is that a little... There's no way people can still listen to me say these things and then be all like, God, what a heartthrob. Oh, my God. Let me get back to masturbating

and the strawling I did. Oh, let me think of Ryan Cuddles. Oh, he's pooping. Ryan Cuddle. Let me think of Matt Cuddle Me. Matt Cuddle Me and Shit His Pants. I don't think you want... What is Don?

Sorry. Was I just voicing Don? Don's the one drawing the smut of us. The nasty images. But I... What were you saying right before this? Something about using the pressurized water to open up my asshole so I could poop easier? There's, there's, there's, the critics of the bidet are like, ooh, little soy boys with the bidets. Well guess what? I have a cleaner asshole than you and so does Ryan.

I know, same here. Well actually maybe mud butt is a man thing. You know what dude? You know what I mean? Maybe I'll attract more girls if I do have a dirty asshole. Maybe I used to be a man thing. You know what, dude? You know what I mean? Maybe I'll attract more girls if I do have a dirty asshole. Maybe I used to be a better man. You used to be a better man. Then California feminized you. Think about dogs.

Like, alphas, it's all about their aroma, their stench, their smell. That's true. I commanded the room when I had that smell. I was the alpha. But now I smell all pretty like a little omega. You know what I'm saying? Like a little flower. Yeah. Like a little daisy or a pansy. You want like some citrus.

Ooh. Some candlewood. Yeah, dude. I think that maybe we should stop washing our assholes completely. Let's just stop wiping. If we really want to command the room and be true men, we should stop wiping stop showering fuck flossing it is no shit september right it is and i have been going strong hurts

so bad but been going strong i'm surprised how long this uh like simp meme has lasted because no simp september is a thing september. I thought that the simp thing would be, because some memes, you know, pop up, and then five days later you never see them again. Yeah. Simp's, I think, probably just in the new, just everyday internet dictionary. It's entered the lexicon at this point. It's a thing now.

It's not just a meme that's going to come and go. It's here. It's here to stay, at least for a while. What other internet words have gone out? At least for this election season yes we still gotta call biden the simp what about a kamala harris stan that one that one i stan that one caught on it's all from an eminem song too who does he who did he stand well the song about standing him this person it's about a fan named stan that writes him a bunch of letters about how big of a fan he is okay and then it has a sad ending

but I don't want to spoil it okay yeah yeah yeah so that's why people say Stan because it's like referring to Stan from the song yeah

got it it's weird because Stan does sound like a verb but it'd be the same as like I Ryan this person at first I just took it as like I stand for this that's what I thought it was too

you know but no it's it's little Eminem. Dude, did you hear about what happened to Eminem recently? No. He woke up. Did he do something? No, no. He woke up and there's a man standing over

his bed and said, I'm here to kill you. And Eminem just like sat up and calmfully talked him down and then walked him around his house, gave him a tour and then walked him out the front door. And then he wasn't arrested? No, he was arrested. He was arrested. But like, the fact

that someone was able to, he has security teams, the fact that someone was able to just casually break into his house and get all the way to his bed where he sleeps, like, sounds like a new internet challenge. What happened to David Spade? What happened to David Spade? I think like someone who worked for him

tried to kill him in his own house. What? Yeah, hold up. Hold up. There's a story. I was, hold up. David Spade like David Shovel. Nice. Yeah, but I gotta commend Eminem for not uh

not freaking out and taking that guy real calmly apparently this is I don't know if this is the true story but he was attacked by his assistant so it says David Spade was attacked and almost murdered by his assistant Skippy

for not casting him in Joe Dirt what? well you should know right off the bat when you hire somebody named Skippy for not casting him in Joe Dirt what? well you should know right off the bat when you hire somebody named Skippy it's gonna be a couple screws loose here let me let me see why David Spade and Eddie Murphy didn't talk for 20 years that's not what I wanted

dude there's a I found out something recently that you're not gonna fucking believe. What? I thought it was fake when I found out about it. Okay. Try me. I'll surprise you.

Scott Stapp from Creed, the singer. Yeah. The kind of crazy guy from Creed. Can you take me higher? Made a sex tape. Where he's banging some girls with Kid Rock. Have you seen it?

And Scott Stapp. No, you told me this before. Scott Stapp accidentally lost it and it got leaked. And Kid Rock was like, I can't believe he'd be so stupid to let that leak. And there's one part in it

where Scott Stapp is getting his dick sucked by two girls. And I think he has a cigar or something. He puts his hands behind his head and looks at the camera and goes, nothing's better than being the king. Is the video out there? I tried to find it. I couldn't.

But it does exist. It's a real thing. There was actually a lawsuit about it. I'm guessing it was with fans. It's from 1999. They were sleeping with, like, groupies, you know? Here, let's see. In 1999, Creed frontman Scott Stapp and country-slash-hip-hop artist Kid Rock were involved in a sex tape.

The tape in question involves the two partying, getting completely drunk, and having their groupies performing oral sex on them. The only other thing that is known about the tape— Groupies are fans that they're just like, come on the bus and fuck us when we want. Oh, here it is. Do groupies still exist, or was that just like a... No, they still exist. There's no way. There's stans now. Groupies. Stan is the new groupie. But I feel like there would be a report

if it's like, if it was like, I don't know, Justin Timberlake gets young fans into tour bus. Well, I guess times is a changing, right? Well, I mean, also, Justin Timberlake was groomed by Fergie when he was a young child. And I also, if I was...

She was 20-something and he was 16. Ooh. I would let Justin, I would have sex with Justin Timberlake. She was like 22, he was 16 or something like that. Damn, Fergie. I know. Here, the only thing that is known about the tape is that at some point Scott Stapp

utters the phrase it's good to be the king. Stapp for some odd reason decided to hold onto a copy of the tape and kept it stashed away. Then his home was robbed in 2002 and among his stolen items was the sex tape. And that dummy who has the sex tape has never tried to they probably just kept it. I wonder if

it's like one of those things where they keep it for themselves like no one else has this no one else but they could also sell that shit to like TMZ or something who was well I think the company's done now

but what was the company that would buy and sell all of the celebrity sex tapes like Paris Hilton and Vivid Vivid

yeah cause they used to have a building around like Studio City right across the highway from Universal Studios but I remember when I first came up is Vivid still a thing though? I don't know but when I first came to LA we drove past it and I was like whoa

that's a porn building and you'd see nice cars pulling there and you're like let me yeah because you know my little South Carolina mind couldn't imagine seeing a whole building dedicated to pornography Vivid Enterprise Incorporated no Vivid Because, you know, my little South Carolina mind couldn't imagine seeing a whole building dedicated to pornography. Vivid Enterprise Incorporated Company. No, Vivid.

It's called Vivid Entertainment. I have a really old picture on my old Instagram. My kids have problems one where I'm in front of the building. I'm like, look, it's Vivid Entertainment. I'm going to their home. I mean, they're still around. Let's see the brats where the boys aren't oh oh my god what no way sorry they're like top celebs and one of them's like kim kardashian tila tequila i was obsessed with tila tequila when i was a young boy i was like whoa she's so raunchy because she had yes because I found out MTV's when

was it a shot at love with tequila tequila where it's like I'm bisexual so I'll kiss boys and girls I was like oh shit I know I got so excited and then apparently now I I see another name that I recognize you won't recognize it's like Farrah Abraham. Actress? No. She was one of the, what is it? What was the show, 16 and Pregnant? Oh, yay. I know who she is.

She was from that and then eventually became a porn star. She got a really bad boob job. I remember. From 16 and Pregnant. Who's this? Who's Montana Fishburne? What? Oh, yeah.

I forgot. Lawrence Fishburne's daughter's a porn star really yeah she looks just like him too so if you've ever really had a thing for Laurence Fishburne just you can watch her porn and just kind of uh I'm sure it'd be really easy to

deep fake his face on it deep fakes scare me dude they're so accurate now and now like everyone's kind of just wait for another decade. They will be more... It'll be insane. How will you be able to trust anything you see at that point? Well, Donald Trump's probably going to start using it for campaign meme videos like he's been doing.

Because he's been using ones where people cut out Joe and put him behind people and sniff. That was on Donald Trump's actual actual youtube channel the youtube channel fuck fuck this year fuck this election fuck everything about i don't i don't want to be any part i'm not i don't want to be any part of it i'm i'm tired of it i don't want to talk about it really in terms of like i'll talk about it because of how ridiculous it is but i don't want to talk about in terms of like i'm voting for this why are you voting for that person that's bad oh wow what are these that you know i don't want to get into the intricacies of politics because ultimately i think that there are none and if you watch both candidates they're both so dumb yeah it's painful it's painful but joe biden did have a press conference where he walks up to the stand and goes,

Despacito. I have one thing to say. And then he fumbles with his phone and then he starts playing Despacito out loud on his phone speaker. Despacito. And that was it. And then you heard someone to the side be like, yeah, dance, Joe. Dance, Joe, dance. And he does a little like, I mean, he's like, he tries to say like, if I was half, if I,

if I had, if I had half the talent, if I had half the talent that these people did, I'd be voted president by a company, a company meant some shit like that. One thing that I would 100% tune into, and I say 100% because this man also uses that phrase a lot. Apparently Joe Rogan wants to do or is open to, and Donald Trump apparently is open to, what is it, a four-hour debate? On the Joe Rogan podcast.

I think that would promote more legitimate conversation between the two, regardless of what you think of Joe. That would promote more long-winded sentences and paragraphs to be said with no real, no like time limits compared to like, OK, so earlier this week you've had several allegations. What do you think of the recent Me Too movements and how that can affect the political landscape? Well, crooked Hillary's husband's a rapist. And then Hillary goes, well, Donald Trump has...

Grab him by the pussy. You saw that video, right? So, like, everything, it just doesn't matter. I want to see, the thing is, I want to see both of them try to form a coherent,

like, paragraph in their heads. I don't think it's possible. That's the thing. If they were forced to do it on a podcast format, it would be so entertaining. How about we get them to debate on our podcast? Donald Trump and Joe Biden on our podcast. That is true.

We have said less offensive things than Joe in the past. Barron's a huge SuperMega fan, so I'm sure we can get that working out. I'm sure Barron's seen at least one of our videos. At least pop up in the resume. He's a tall boy now. He one of our videos. Yeah. At least like pop up in the He's a tall boy now. Dude, he's got a growth spurt. It's like 6'4", dude.

He has a fucking growth spurt. He is the genius. Yes. The expert. That's what his shirt says. His shirt says the expert. How old is Don Jr., by the way? 30s? 40s? Because I see just from the way he's

being paraded on Fox and kind of like getting himself out there, he's marketing himself for after his dad's second term and I only say that because I full heartedly believe that Donald Trump will get a second term I think they're definitely planning

to have some more people in that family run Don Jr. Imagine Don Jr. and then Vice President Ivanka. Can you do that? Can you make like your sister your VP? I guess nepotism doesn't matter when it comes to this kind of stuff. I have to say, you know who won big throughout all this? Who?

What is it? Melania? Melania Trump? Yeah. She won big. She had to suck and fuck probably one of the most putrid dicks in New York. But look at her now. Well, you know she had no intention to ever be first lady.

She's like, oh, I'll marry this very rich, this rich, famous man and live a good life. Uh-oh. I'm first lady. And then, well, she'll be fine. You can see the first lady naked. Yeah, you can. Here's the thing, though. Big balloons.

I guarantee what's going to happen is after Trump is gone or dead or out of office, she'll write some book, get some exclusive book deal. A tell-all. And then make like $70 million and her and Barron will go live on a tiny little island somewhere. I can picture the – I just thought of a picture that would be like a very liberal-leaning book. And tell me if you think – oh, I could see that like on Barnes & Noble. So the cover is just a front shot of the White House. But the White House is wearing a make america great again hat can you see that being some absolutely cover like cover art yeah absolutely

and it would be what would the title be what do you think the title would be for that why do i feel like whenever i say liberal or republican or whatever i feel like i'm saying a slur because i feel like every time I say that people start getting heated. But anyways, what would the title of this book be? It'd be like Unpresidented. Unpresidented. Like something like that, but spelled like that.

Oh, like Unpresidented. Unpresidented, but spelled like how Trump tweeted that one time. Unpresident. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I had to do it, I'd just call it Covfefe and Hamburgers. All I'm saying is, Donald Trump did do a better job, I think, of connecting with the Latino population. Remember that, uh, the taco bowl? Yes, I do. From, what was that, four years ago?

The Trump Tower? Is that four years ago now, right? He's sitting there and he's like, I love Hispanics or something. Dude, it's been so fucking disgusting outside. Yep. It's like, you know what it feels like? You know when you take two, when you were younger and chalkboards were still a thing? It feels like your first walk, it feels like walking on a clap.

Oh, we're not doing me in. No, not the ad reads. Yeah, we'll do that in a minute. But when you clap two erasers from like a chalkboard together how about when i'm clapping your father's ass cheeks well does the dust come out like that does it go i mean if i if i slap some baby powder on that hairy ass of this dry that thing out look for the wet spot i i have to i have to i was about to of course you know go with your mom or your sister but i feel I I have to I have to I was about to of course you know go with your mom or your sister but I feel like I have to lay off

because I haven't I don't really kid around with Dale as much as I said as I should have sexually with and with Ann and your sister I can see how it can get a little annoying after a while right Dale's actually that's the point in of itself well Dale's been actually calling me and saying Matthew rock Ryan Ryan's not making enough sexual comments about me on the podcast you Odell's been actually calling me and saying Matthew Ryan's not making enough sexual comments about me on the podcast. You know he's been making a lot of comments

about your mother and your sister. Your mom last sexual comment I made about her she wasn't too happy. She even texted me telling me of how

she's risking her life every day to teach young kids. She was like you woke up and how I she essentially was like you almost killed me up. She essentially was like, you almost killed me, Ryan. You almost took my life.

She's a teacher and has to go to school with children. And she gets up at 4.30, and because she was awoken in the middle of her slumber, her immune system's going to be weak. She wasn't awoken by me. You're the one that called her. That's true. So I don't know why she's blaming me for it. That's absolutely true

because her precious little Matthew could never do anything wrong I'm gonna take her to task okay I didn't respond because I knew that she could bring that up in court but just let her know my lawyers are working on something dude Ryan my mom is not in a place to go to court with you

no I feel bad. She's a very kind woman. And Anne, if you couldn't tell from all of that, I was goofing on you. I got you, Anne. Got you, Mom. Sorry, Anne. But you do do a wonderful service of putting your life on the line for all of us.

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Jim Carrey's gonna play Joe Biden on SNL! Isn't that exciting? Well, I mean, I like Jim Carrey as an actor, you know, but SNL. Very funny. SNL is just history at this point, right? It's just, it's just. Man, it's like The Simpsons, man. The Simpsons are on season 31.

And it's like, why, man? It stopped being good afterpsons, man. The Simpsons are on season 31. And it's like, why, man? It stopped being good after like 12, 11. SNL used to actually propel people to roles and stardom in a certain way. I feel like the last group to actually legitimately benefit from

SNL were probably like Sudeikis, Kristen Wiig, Caitlyn, or Kate, McKinnon, that group. I can't really think of too many people after that who have rose to stardom in the comedy world. I think it's because SNL kind of lost relevancy because back in the day, there were no computers and it was just TV and you couldn't watch things whenever. So it was like, oh, did you catch SNL? So like everyone was watching it.

Well, now it's like, eh, I don't really care. And it's so hit or miss too. And also, like, back to The Simpsons, man, they need to just, you know, come up behind it. I want them to end it before I die. Like, I hope he doesn't fucking hand it over to someone and it's just one of those shows that continuously goes on forever. It's already one of those shows. I feel, well, yes, but like, it could get much worse.

Like season 60. I'm wondering if they're just trying to make this kind of like Sunday newspaper cartoons where it's like, they've been going on for for ages the same ones. It'll always keep going. But like will that be the Simpsons? Is that what they're trying to do? I was talking to Ding Dong the other day about the Simpsons and he was telling me he saw a new episode recently where Bart's an esports player.

And yeah. Bart's an esports player. So those are the episodes they're doing now. It's like Homer gets iPad. Bart play esports player So those are the episodes they're doing now It's like Homer gets iPad Bart play esports Oh it's just fucking Oh dude I just hate it man Let it die

I love The Simpsons It's like watching Something just be dragged on That now has more bad episodes Than good episodes Way more Maybe The good episodes. Way more. Way more. Maybe.

Yeah, actually. Man, the good episodes stopped after like season 11, or like 9, 10, 11, around that area. They're on 31, so do the math. Wait, season 31? They're on season 31. The voice actress for Marge is kind of sounding a bit raspy now. Well, they're all the same.

I'm not trying to be ageist or whatever, but at the same time. Come on. Come on. I wouldn't go jumping in there in the sack. What? I'm not trying to be ageist or whatever, but at the same time, come on. Come on. I wouldn't go jumping in there in the sack. What? That was very rude of me.

Yeah. Yeah, you were commenting on her voice, and I brought up something about her sexual appearance. It's like her voice seems a bit strained. They've lost certain characters due to, like, the political shifts in our time. They've lost certain just voice actors in general just general. I don't know. It's time for them to wrap it up. It started out like Conan O'Brien was a writer originally. Not to mention he was also logged on Epstein's plane

and probably went to, you know. I'm just saying. Our boy Graining, sorry, Matt Graining. Hey, he got a nice foot rub. Sure. He did. He got a nice foot rub, and the girl said that his toenails were nasty. So.

But he did nothing wrong. I'm hoping. Fingers crossed. Did he go to the island, or did he just go on the jet? I think he just went on the flight. Epstein had a lot of big people to his island that I'm sure weren't involved in the thing. He had Stephen Hawking and a bunch of people. I know Bill Clinton went on that island.

He says he never went. He says he never went, but the flight logs say different, and there's also eyewitnesses that have seen Bill Clinton on the island. I've never been. Oops. The thing that sucks is if he just said he was there, I think he would have a better fight against his innocence than saying he wasn't and then being proved he was. I'm on island time baby

I was there but I didn't cause the thing is I was watching the Epstein documentary and even the people who were trafficked said that not everyone went there for trafficking like some people just went there for like they just went on there to hang out he'd hold like summits like science events and stuff and so which is what I'm hoping

Matt Groening Matt Groening wasn't a scientist he worked in the entertainment industry well he got a lot of just select okay i don't want to i i mean he also i have a tattoo of his dude i know but chris tucker and and and fucking who was it kevin spacey were on the same flight didn't michael jackson Maybe? I don't know. No, I don't know. Rest in power, Michael. But none of the people that Epstein had on that island were anybody that Michael would have been attracted to, I feel. Dude. Oh, wow. Really funny, Ryan.

Another little boy's comment about Michael Jackson. You know, just let the man fucking rest. How about that? Can you just let him rest? Maybe he's dead and he did a lot of good for the world. He is resting. And he made a lot of beautiful music. What do you mean?

He is resting. He's dead. Dude, I went back in like 2011. I watched this documentary like way back when Netflix had a shitty selection. There was this documentary by this director named Pearl Jr. And she made this documentary on like, it was called like Michael Jackson, dead or alive. And it was this documentary trying to prove that he was still alive.

And this was like 2011. And she's like, I predict he'll return in the year 2012. And I remember that recently. And I looked this woman up and she still uploads like hour long videos about Michael Jackson being alive to this day like every other day to her channel every other day to her channel and that's all she talks about and i'm like whoa like a decade later like like all you can think about is like michael jackson is still alive and

i'm gonna prove it it's like jesus christ i'm not that in tune with history of course but have there been moments in history where someone has been thought to have been dead for a long time? I'm not talking about a missing child case where they go missing and then show up. I'm talking like someone is literally like they're dead. The news reported they're dead. I saw their body go into an ambulance and then they turned out to be alive. Has there ever been a moment like that in history? Wait until March 2021 when they find Jeffrey Epstein's alive, which, by the way, I also just gotffrey epstein's alive which by the way i also just got a uh notification that he's alive yeah the cdc says they probably don't think that there

will be vaccines until mid-2021 yes yes which means we're not going anywhere till 2022 because it's going to take a while because that just means the vaccines are going to be available widely available is what it said by mid-2021 you need you need you need everyone to have it and a lot of people are going to say no no vaccine i well i i just saw a video online of a bunch of people apparently in at a florida target i think it said. They have a little mini parade with their red shirts on. They're going, take off your masks. Come on, do it. Come on. Free yourself.

Free yourself. I challenge them all to walk into, do the same walk through a coronavirus section of a hospital. Well, I challenge them to walk into a meat grinder because watch this. Hold on, Matt. I got to show you something this is this is crazy hold on i think that well anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers i think are just gonna like literally just history remember them as dumbasses well of course they're gonna be remembered as they they were right all along they were the heroes it's just like why do you think america is still so fucking stuck with COVID? When every other fucking country figured it out, minus a few.

Oh, you think you're on the right side of history, do you? Yes. Okay, Mr. American. Yes, America's always right. Whatever you say, you fucking colonizing wallet. Sorry, I couldn't quite hear you. I said, whatever you say, you colonizing wallet. You'll need to unlock your iPhone first. It tried to open my Apple wallet.

I don't have one, though. You know? We're colonizers, dude. Yeah, we are. Well, I'm colonizing that pussy. Right? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? Did we colonize the YouTube space? No. That was Mr. Aaron Hansen of Game Grumps Incorporated. Thank you very much. Why are there more white people in the United States? Huh? Answer me that. Riddle me this.

Dude. We'll rise again i guess i guess the only thing that makes me laugh is that some people are probably oh no we will rise again he's with crowder are you louder with crowder yeah yeah crowder's chowder god he's missing out he He could make canned soup. Steven Crowder needs to make canned soup. He needs to call it Louder with Chowder. Crowder's Chowder. Crowder's, and then he can make a more, like a, you know how there's like Campbell's Soup

and then there's Chunky, which is also by Campbell's, but it's like a more extreme version of soup. So if it's like Crowder's Chowder and then Crowder's Louder Chowder. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Right? Okay.

Mr. Marketing Degree over here. Nice. Okay. Mr. Marketing degree over here. Nice. I wish I had a marketing degree, but I don't. But I should have a marketing degree with all these things. We should both be given honorary degrees by University of South Carolina. Why? We're on the notable alumni page, even though it says we didn't graduate. Why?

Why? Can we please just get a free like we've probably accomplished more than anyone who graduated with a multimedia slash film minor. I think we've probably accomplished more than anyone who graduated from University of South Carolina ever with any degree. No, no, no, no. Yes, absolutely. No, no, no, no, no.

Yes. No. Dude, we accomplished more than anyone that's ever been there. No. I promise. Yeah. You think? I think so.

No fucking. I know that there's nuclear physicists and people who have contributed to like vaccines and shit like that. But what we contribute is a lot more important than that stuff. Right. That's true. We contribute laughs to teenagers and young adults. You know, laugh is the cure to depression.

That's the thing. Right. We're delivering a vaccine ourselves. Exactly. The vaccine for depression. Right? And that's what the mainstream media doesn't let you know. Because depression is a mindset.

Yeah. It's not a medical condition. Depressed and gay? Guess what? You can change it like that. Just go to church. It's all in your mind. Just go to church and read the Bible.

Just pray. Just pray away the depression and the gayness. I can't believe conversion camps are still a thing. We should go do a video in one like Super Mega goes to a conversion camp and we get converted. I don't think they... I wonder if they're... Yeah, I can see them still being as

fucking hog wild as they were back in the day. What kind of like shit do they do at a conversion camp? Okay, people in the comments that have unfortunately been sent to a conversion camp when they were younger. What was it like? I'm sure it was horrible, uh if you have any any interesting or funny stories we'd love to hear them because that sounds like hell and i'm sorry you had to go through that i watched a movie about that it's called boy erased i watched it i saw it at a the toronto film festival

like i think 2018 is when i went this This year it's online. Yep. Just like everything. Next year, whenever I can go in person, I'm going to Toronto Film Festival. I want to go. It sounds so cool. I've always wanted to go to Toronto. It's wonderful. You wake up in the morning, get ready for kind of an early showing of a movie, but you

go to get some coffee beforehand, get like a nice little morning biscuit. Get to see all these, because of Tim Hortons? You get to see all these movies that no one else will get to see for a while? Yeah, I mean, there are movies, you know, there where you're watching it and you're rolling your eyes going, the director thinks that they did something here. But it's just like, oh, it's just like, oh, life sucks. That's what every fucking like deep artist are like is it in black and white too i don't remember there being a film i saw there in black and white but there i think one of my favorite films i saw was it was something the word butterfly was in the title was it float like a

butterfly something like that sink like i don't float float like a butterfly sting like a bee I think it's the same but I think it might have been called float like a butterfly I don't know it was like some Irish film I think and it was about like a young aspiring female boxer but it was not like

we're gonna go and we're gonna oh no you're getting famous and all this stuff it was just it took place in just kind of like the hills and like these fucking ratty ass buildings and shit and like on the beach it was i liked it it was it was a it was a nice little movie and i like the soundtrack in it it's the best movie you saw at tiff oh fuck man i think I think – what did you see that was big that wasn't out yet? The one thing I saw that is my favorite that was probably the biggest of them was If Beale Street Could Talk. Oh.

I still haven't seen that. I really like that. I heard it's really good though. It's really, really good. It's very just somber. Melancholy. Damn, dude. good it's very very just somber melancholy damn dude but of course residing in that of course is like that you know that anger for like fuck like there's nothing you can do about it now but just knowing that that shit happened is fucked it's just like when you look at

it's the same kind of feeling when i when i the Casey Anthony case where it's like no justice was served. I mean justice is being served now and everything's fine I guess now. Like it's really not but okay. But it's just one of those things you get mad. What does it take to reopen that case? Because you know they reopen cases all the time. Why can't they? Because she was already cited not guilty.

So if specific charges, you can't be retried for the same charges. She'd have to be charged for something else, which I think maybe they're I think where they messed up. Was they I believe we're going for the death penalty. And so that whole like they had to be sure., like, they had to be sure. Right. The jury had to be sure. I may be getting cases mixed up. Cases, Anthony.

Because ultimately, I think also could have come down to that they didn't have, they had a lot of circumstantial evidence, but no DNA, nothing hard, nothing physical. Didn't people say that, like, didn't she keep the body in her car for like days and like people could smell it and stuff? Her mom and her dad both made comments that her car smells like a dead body was inside of it. And her dad worked for law enforcement in the past, I think. So he would know what that smells like. Did they put two and two together?

Like, hey, your daughter, you know, your daughter's been gone for, oh, your car smells like a dead body. Well, she didn't say any, she didn't actually, she wasn't the one who reported her daughter missing. It was her mom after she told her mom that like, yeah, you know, Casey's been missing for 31 days.

Wait, what was that? 31 days? 31 days? Yeah, and in the meantime, during those 31 days, she was seen getting a tattoo, she was seen partying, like there's pictures of her partying and shit. Oh my god i forgot because i was you know what was it like 10 years ago maddening case for her to ever think like

she's duped anyone into believing no everyone she's innocent it's the same shit with oj they just this fucking sociopath got away with it and there's nothing we can do to change that god that fucking i i i remember when it happened but i i never got like into it but god 31 days she tried to at during the case i think at one point pin it all on her dad like was like my dad abused me in the past and abused kids like i think the defense's job was like turning the dad into like a villain a villain yeah that's horrible. Let me kill my daughter and then ruin my father's life as well. To the entire public. The only reason this bitch killed her daughter

was because she missed the party life. And she couldn't do the party life. So she made up someone who watched her. She made up some fake South American woman who was like who looked after her? I think she stole her. some fake South American woman who was like, who looked after her?

I think she stole her. That was 31 days ago, but she'll probably come back. I just don't understand. A parent, my mom, after misplacing me, not misplaced, but Where did I put him? I would hide and target in the clothes

and freak the fuck out. She would freak the fuck out and be like don't do that like if she did that in the span of five minutes 31 days is a long fucking time. I remember being in the store with my mom and I would get lost for like 10 minutes and when she would see me she'd be upset cause she'd be mad cause she was so scared and like

even your kid missing one day and you don't report it that That's like, well, actually with a kid that age, any amount of time should be reported. I believe Casey also like had sex with her lawyer. She did, I think. Yeah.

He was kidding him, man. My man was smashing. A private investigator, some investigator that then she later started working with and boinking. She was going to his PI firm. You know what I'm saying?

Does she constantly get doxxed? Probably. She's in Florida, apparently. So the most hated mom in America speaks to the media for the first time since her... Oh, this is in 2017. I need to watch the JCS criminal investigation video on her. Because I haven't seen that one yet. It's long though, right? Yeah. I need a good

long watch today. But like still that his doesn't even go into like I remember watching this I think maybe two hour long thing. Maybe it was only an hour, but it was this video that really went into detail about it and JCS does JCS goes into detail

but he's more concerned about the interrogations and the awkward behavior during interrogations he's not so much as getting the whole picture and the whole story in there cause he's uh yeah it's just criminals I think it's like JCS criminal

psychology shit now I've seen all of his videos there's not one video i haven't seen and now i'm like i need more i need more of the is there anyone out there who produces like content that's just as good as jcs because the reason i like his content is because it's very simple yeah him explaining the interrogation and him fast forwarding when he needs to but it's very flat the way it's edited i have a channel that's super flat in the way it's

narrated and edited. It'll just be like a slideshow of pictures but it's just about different like horrifying events and incidents that have happened in history

and it's really good. I like, I've gotten really into a, I never thought I would but I've gotten really into like top 10 lists about like scary stuff where it's like top 10

scary middle of nowhere stories. That one day. Yeah, I love those, dude. I do love those. I don't like watch mojo type shit where it's like top five actors who killed their children. What are you talking about? I was in a watch mojo video. Okay, were you in a watch mojo video?

I don't think so. To make the record clear, I was specifically in, what do they call it? What do they call it? I was an honorable mention for saddest YouTube stories. Yeah, I think it was like five YouTubers that have died or something. I mean, they didn't feature Daniel as one of the main ones, but they made sure to include you as an honorable mention in the video of you crying.

My favorite screenshot is that screenshot of you sitting there with tears in your eyes and just the watch Mojo finally bounces honorable mention. I posted it onto Twitter

I think at one point, not like probably a year or two in fact. That shit's so funny. Honorable mention. I was just like classy. Like it's some ranked fucking sport

of sadness yeah god that shit's fucked up well bringing him up anyways like uh go check out

Daniel's uh our friend Daniel Kyer go check out his Spotify he unfortunately isn't with us

but uh if you could just go go keep his memory alive go watch old syndigo there's tons of

old syndigo videos there's uh soundcloud soundcloud shit yeah there's so much Daniel Kyer but yeah oh there's syndigo watch. There's tons of old syndigo videos. There's a SoundCloud shit. Yeah. There's so much. Daniel Kyer. But yeah. Oh there's SoundCloud there's old syndigo videos

because this week marks five years. Wow. Since his well yeah well 18th is technically like when but this general week yes is when everything happened like the 16th through 18th was the very incremental like those were the dates that everything kind of spiraled out of control

so yeah but thank you guys for you know from the time this happened all the you guys were just very supportive

and very very sweet and kind to everyone involved and that means a lot especially to his family so thank you everyone who's been around

since then and who has been just very supportive with that whole situation there's a little something extra whenever we do a live show and someone's like hey and all of a sudden I kind of already know what they're about to say they go hey um and I'm like my ears start to perk a little bit because it gets me a little happy honestly

because they go I watched back in the syndigo days and i'm like that's beautiful because it's cool to to know that people like i guess can ref like reference the shit i made with daniel right right right like i like super mega is not just a your only journey like there's like the stuff before it too and that's part of all of this you know let's keep in his memory a lot because I mean it's it's legitimately probably the most tragic way he could have passed yeah and then for you know but it's like he he did a lot of good shit and he did that

he was here Tommy was here he made a lot of good shit in the time that he was here. In the time he was here, he made a lot of good stuff that's still there. That stuff is here forever for people to enjoy. And there's no sense in throwing it away or trying to hide it or trying to hide it in the sense of like, oh, this is too dark. I don't want to think about it. Yeah, we're sad. Bring it to the light. I miss the boy. And I wish he was still creating stuff today because I'd be laughing my ass off.

I would too. We'd all be laughing our ass off. We'd be screaming and hooting and hollering. We'd be playing SSX Tricky on Super Mega. Certain, certain, oh, what was it? I can't remember. Holy shit. God knows he'd carry our weight.

remember holy shit god god knows he'd carry our weight dude dude just his his edits were just it's just so good so good he taught me like everything i know about editing and him also like just him with like doing foley and sound design and shit like that so cool like such a intricate process that i just never even thought of before i came out to california yeah so i was like now you're getting a kind of a taste of like just what it was yeah it's hard and you're like just now in the beginning stages of it it sucks well it doesn't suck it's just like i didn't expect it to be that hard i was like but fuck yeah we miss you daniel and uh just a reminder to anyone who's having a hard time um there are hotlines out there you can call you can search them through google depending on your area

um there are if you the friends and family i know not everyone has that outlet but i don't know there's there's uh there's never any good, and I'm speaking from experience. Even though I love him and I miss him to death, what happened was that he transferred what he was going through onto a lot of other people doing what he did. And I'm not trying to cancel them. No, but that's what happens with suicide. It shifts all the sadness from one person to, like, everyone. And I'm not trying to guilt people who are depressed and they're like, don't do it or else you're going to make everyone else.

But just know that it's, like, it doesn't stop the pain. It just transfers it. It spreads it even further oh yeah farther than you can imagine yeah yeah it's crazy it's like with daniel it hit you know friends and family but also since it was this big thing on youtube because he was yeah we were living with markiplier it uh it hit a lot of people online so it did it it had a huge ripple effect and i know a lot of you're like, I'm not a YouTuber. But it doesn't matter.

You still cause a ripple effect. And I think it would be more beneficial for you to continue that ripple effect in terms of continuing relationships and going out and having fun with your friends and family than – or just people online. Some people only have friends online I totally connect with that because in high school I would really only talk to people over Xbox Live doesn't mean they're any less of a friend just because they're online I got plenty of online friends I'm not naming all the avenues

you can go to but just know that time doesn't solve everything but time helps because time creates distance and allows you to think objectively about more things Time doesn't solve everything, but time helps. Because time creates distance and allows you to think objectively about more things. I'd say just hold on. That's it.

Hold out. Be there. Also, this is for people who aren't going through things. Just keep an eye out for your friends. You never know what the fuck they're going through. Don't be afraid to talk to your friends and i open up and stuff exactly like how are you just how are you or like you know let's let's do something you you honestly don't know what that can do to like make someone's day a lot better just be there for each other in general that that's the theme that i guess I'm trying to get across. Beautiful theme. Just be there for each other. Absolutely.

But is it about time to wrap this sucker up? Yeah, what do you say we put a couple condoms on and go run around? Oh, my man. The condom's just because it keeps the chafing from the underwear. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, 100%. Not for sex. No.

Bye, everybody. If you want. No. underwear. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. 100%. But, uh... Not for sex. No. Bye, everybody. If you want. No. Bye. Okay, bye.