supermegashow - EP 212 - Games, Glizzies, & God

Episode Date: September 30, 2020

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Oh boy, I hear the leaf blower. Hey, the leaf blower friends are back. I love them every Wednesday. Every Wednesday, baby. But it's episode 212 of the Super Mega Cast, so welcome everybody. What's up, bitch? We in the 212?

We are. And we are recording episode 212. So very exciting stuff. Ryan, you and I have been maybe playing a little Minecraft recently. That is true. And we're going to play more tomorrow. Yeah, we are. Because now certain work days can be from home because that's where we record Minecraft,

which people thought it would never happen. Guess what? Minecraft series coming soon. We did the first episode. We're just waiting for it to be edited. We're doing more tomorrow, and it's going to be hoot and holler. Hopefully, maybe by the time this podcast comes out, we'll have the first episode out. Who knows?

Oh, hey, man. Might have to. Well, I mean, on YouTube. Yeah. Not on Spotify. Because that's Wednesdays. We just shot another mail video. Shot a Q&A for Patreon.

Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. Just been goofing off all day. It's been a good old day. And now we get to end it by recording the podcast and listening to yard work. Two of my favorite things. Yeah. Listening to yard work while trying to record a, you know, paying all the money to get the

room soundproofed and then having that completely undercut by somebody right outside the window with a leaf blower. Yeah. Well, we usually record the podcast on days when they're not, but we decided to record it early so we could spend most of the day, if not all the day tomorrow, recording Minecraft. So. Dude, I cannot wait to play. Like, it's all day I've been thinking about just playing more Minecraft.

I'm in a big Minecraft phase right now, so it's perfect timing to play like it's all day I've been thinking about just playing more Minecraft I'm in a big Minecraft phase right now so it's perfect timing to play it up for the channel I cannot wait to sit down and mine and or craft it's a good old game it's the best game ever made right now my main obsession is still Sea of Thieves

I played it back in the day with Ding Dong and like some other friends but a lot of people got out of it, which led me to getting out of it. Plus, it didn't have that much content, and Microsoft was essentially doing the games as a service model for it. So Rare was making the game, but I guess they didn't fully get to finish it in the way they wanted to. Rare made it?

Yeah. No. So it was very bare bones in terms of the beginning, but there's been two anniversary updates so far that have really flashed out everything. And there's a whole lot more you can do. And every month there's a new update, regardless of if it's big or just small. But yeah, it's nice going out there on a boat, sailing the ocean blue, killing some megalodons, finding some sometimes little ghost pirate ships will just

breach the water from underneath are there like randomly generated is it like randomly generated terrain or no it's all the same the sea of thieves so it's all the same islands and ocean but it's huge I would love to play that with you you can't easily just go boop boop boop boop boop and see everything

like I probably still haven't gone to every island yet. What are it? It's like treasure and shit? Mm-hmm. Yeah, there's a lot of missions. There's like bounty missions where you go and kill certain skeleton pirate captains to collect their skulls as bounties. There's treasure maps.

There's riddles you can solve. There's – I love a good riddle. Not tombs. I guess – no, no, no, no a vaults with a bunch of treasure in it there's a ghost captain ships you for bounties you can also do i want to play it with you it's super fun i'm always down to to sail it's just like one of those things where it's in a usual game like if if you're if you're on a, it's just the same as if it's a car or something. You know, turn left, right.

Except for this one, you still have your wheel, but you need to make sure your sail is either down all the way and going in the direction of the wind. You need crewmates to help out. Yeah. Or I usually, not usually, but I like doing the sloop, which is a one to two man, just small, fast vessel compared to like the other ones. What's that thing called? The crow's nest or whatever? Yeah. That would be my, that would be.

You just go up there and just look, chill up there. It's the easiest job. Just like, yep, just go sit up there like, I don't see anything. Or it could be a build rat. You could, you could, whenever we're being hit, you know, I'm steering it and I'm firing cannonballs at the other team. You could be plugging up holes. You could be firing on them too. Damn.

It's fun. It looks really fun. And there's not really progression, I would say. It's not, you level up, but it's not like you get stronger or you get different weapons. Every time you start the game, you start out essentially the same as you did every other time. Is it round based oh okay so it's just like a session that you go into it's um the the way of progression is you level up certain factions that you do missions for and then you get better missions and then

which means better rewards and the rewards are spent on cosmetics so it's like i can deck out my ship or my pirate and these things to show off like hey look i'm rich and i can buy all this shit that's cool yeah it's mainly just a it feels nice just to hang out with friends in there yeah i like in a world where you can all be pirates this morning before i came here i uh i chased after and sunk a skeleton sloop nice man i know and a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of booty, but I had to get to work on time, so... Someone in that server gets to enjoy

some bounty skulls. They get to enjoy an ashen chest, which I had to leave, which you can only... Yo, you should have just hit me up and been like, yo, dude, I gotta get a little bit of loot real quick. Okay. I'll make sure I'll do that for now. I remember when I was a kid, I don't remember what they were called, but it was this, it wasn't a trading card.

It was kind of like a credit card type piece of thing, and it would come in a packet, like a packet like trading cards, maybe a couple of them. And there were punch-out pieces, and you'd punch pieces out, and you could build like a 3D ship out of each card. Like a pirate ship? Yeah, like it was different pirate ships and stuff that you would punch the little plastic pieces out, and then could build, like, a 3D ship out of each card. Like a pirate ship? Yeah, like, it was different pirate ships and stuff that you would punch the little plastic pieces out, and then you could, like, assemble it. And it was so cool, and it just reminded me of that. Does anyone remember those? Because I feel like— I wonder if Kelly would have done anything. She loves pirates.

I gotta look that up, man, because I love those. Kelly loves her some fucking pirates. She does love pirates. She's a foolish captain. Yeah, she purposely like won't put on deodorant or shower or brush her teeth just to kind of like emulate the life of a pirate.

Which I, she's all the way in Canada so it's not like I, like, you know, we're hanging out in a group so I don't have to like put up with it. She's French-Canadian and that's how the French just are. Yeah. So that's definitely the French side of the French-Canadian coming out. They don't shave.

They don't bathe. They don't brush their teeth or anything like that. It's actually pretty funny. She has a, not a lot of people know this. I'm not sure she's too self-conscious about it. It's just not something that I ever brought up. But she has a sixth toe and she calls it her lucky peg leg, which I find kind of odd. I heard her mention that. i didn't know it was actually a okay cool yeah but it's just a little tiny you i haven't seen it uh well she hasn't

shown off her feet to us but not yet of course you know she was she was staying at my place with justin and so it's like we'd all get up in the morning. We'd all be wearing our tunics. Cause if you, if you stay with me in the mornings, you have to wear your tunics and then you upgrade through lunch and dinner times. But, uh, I love sleeping over for that reason. Yeah. It's fun, man. Do you, did you still do the prayer five times a day when they were staying? Well, I might've had to make it seven since they were guests, you know, nice, nice, nice from a different, from a different state, one from a different country. Now, did you make Justin, because you have to wash your hands and face before prayer.

I know Justin's very against that stuff. Did he do it before the prayer? He, we made a deal and I said, you know, as long as you wash the like soot and grime and food out of your goatee, then I'll be fine. You don't have to wash your whole face. Just kind of around the mouth. Get the crumbs, all the little bits out of where you're speaking from so you can show God some respect with those lips of yours. That's fair.

I'm sure a lot appreciated that. But 100%, being real right here, Sea of Thieves is one of those games much like apparently no man's sky where at the beginning a lot of people played it got bored with it and left and then it's only the people who stuck with it right or coming back now that are like oh this is great i'm having so much fun because i just i just go out sometimes on my own just to sail just to like i'll be listening to a podcast i'll be like i'll just give myself some busy work. Super Megacast?

Well, I have to listen to 50% of the episodes regardless. That's true because we edit the podcast. Because we record them and I hear it when we're talking. And then I have to listen to it again later on in double speed. For the people that brag, oh, I've listened to every episode. It's eight days worth of episodes. We've had to do it twice, y'all. I never thought about that because we had to be here for the

recording session and then listen back. We have to create the audio waveforms that the podcast turns into. They have to come out of our vocal cords. One more thing before we get off topic. I just wanted to thank foolish Captain Kia or Captain Kiakis for being a good sloop partner and for always being down to play.

Justin's always down to play too. But Justin does this every time we try to get him on. He goes, all right. always down to play too but Justin does this every time we try to get him on he goes alright and he ends up having fun but sometimes it's a struggle getting him to play pirates with us it's probably because he's

so busy dude he's been painting his nails recently doing the different pictures I can picture that's actually why he's not joining because he's like busy painting his nails like please join us with pirates and he's like thinking thinking about having his nails to dry. Give me a second. I didn't realize how long nail polish lasts. I painted my pinky black like three weeks ago and it's still.

I have to do another shout out. For those, Kelly streams Sea of Thieves and I was actually on a recent stream of hers. Go follow Kelly's Twitch and Twitter, but I'm talking about the Twitch right now because she streams every now and then. It's just nice chill time. She usually streams with her friends or she'll stream herself doing art. I love art streams. I love art streams.

Very relaxing. Can you stream on Twitch just you reading like a book out loud? Yeah. You can stream anything on Twitch except for porn. No, I want a fully inclusive platform where there's porn and then there's also... The problem is the porn always overshines everything else. That is true. It would just be more porn than anything else.

Right, right. Because like technically people make only fans for non-porn or non-sexual stuff, but it's always only going to be known as that. Even look at TikTok. Like porn's not allowed on TikTok, but I would say a majority of the shit that's uploaded to TikTok is sexual in nature in some way. Definitely, yeah.

Whether it be the verbal content spewed or the visual. There's this recent, I don't know if you, how often you get on TikTok. I get on multiple times I just actually started going on it because,

I mean, I've been on it before, but. I've seen that recent trend where it's like, do, do, do, do. It's like the girl and then she goes down and then her ass is up

or whatever. It's like this big trend. I haven't, I haven't been on it enough to catch on to trends yet. Okay. But. There's a lot of trends that are just purely sexual

and that's all they are. Then the girl will like after they look sexual, they'll be like, oh my god. Cover their mouth and be like, this is so embarrassing. I hate the people on TikTok that do the really emotive faces. Like the... I had to... It's like the worst of theater kids.

I have a confession. You know, I guess all the power to her, not really because I don't find her entertaining. And so I don't have to show her any respect because I've never met her in person. But Bella Porch is her name, right? The one who does all those faces. All you had to do was this and I know what you're talking about. Who acts like a fucking five-year-old. Yeah, yes. She looks like a five-year-old. Goddamn men are just like, I'm so had to do was this. And I know you're talking who acts like a fucking five year old. Yeah.

Yes. She looks like a five. Like men are just like, I'm so attracted to a woman who's who's been in the military and been in the military. She was in the Navy or something. Oh, yo, I love a bitch who's been in the military. But I had to block her because I was tired of seeing her ass on on my for you page. I saw show up.

I told you, I think I texted you yesterday, two my For You page. I saw. She would just show up. I told you. I think I texted you yesterday or two days ago. I got on TikTok. First video I saw was her. And I watched all the way through. And it was yesterday. And it was a song that my friend actually made, which she didn't even credit. It just said original sound at the bottom.

Okay. And my friend was like, what the hell? The TikTok has so many views and my song's not even credited. But I watched it once. She doesn't know. I was like, nope. the hell the tiktok has so many views and my song's not even credited um but i saw i watched it once just the she like doesn't know i was like nope if she wants to act like a fucking baby she can cry about anything she can just go cry like a baby if she's gonna roast us now she's gonna fucking roast and she's in the military man she's gonna get the fucking united states yeah but she has connections man and we're talking shit right now and she's gonna get the fucking united states

coast guard and navy on her ass. I just don't understand why she's acting like a prepubescent child. Because it gets her fame. And probably money. Why is that popular? Why is that a popular aesthetic? Not going as far as

Little Space, because I'm not gonna say it's Little Space, but it's edging towards Little Space type shit. You know what Little Space is, right? No. Okay, Little Space is, there's this BBC or some documentary on YouTube, like, not documentary, a show that had a small snippet, you know, they share small snippets of shows

to get you interested, and this is a snippet of a particular show about Little Space, or not the whole show, this particular segment was about Little Space. Little Space is when you'll whole show this particular segment was about Little Space, and Little Space is when you'll have someone be the dom so like more of a fatherly figure and then you'll literally have someone

who, these people are let's say in their 20s, right? The other person will act legitimately like a toddler will talk like a toddler, will play with toys like a toddler. Like a sexual thing? They say it's not sexual. Because it's just something they like.

For instance, there was footage of him taking her to the park and pushing her on the swing. She's like, I'm having so much fun. My strange addiction was someone like that. That they're like a baby. It's around that. Because you know that follows them into the bedroom.

It's not like they get in the bedroom and it's like, all right, I'm grown now. Let's have sex. Because they're both adults. So it's not illegal. It's just very fucking weird. It's weird. It's very – it's a weird blurred line and it's also – I feel like the people that – no shade. Also, I feel like the people that know no shape, I think the people that do that, I feel like there had to have been some some sort of trauma or something to like, you know, make that click the way it does, because that's not something that most people are doing.

It's it's very like acting like a baby as an adult. Like, and there's also think about the other person on the other side of the relationship that likes to be with someone who acts like a child yeah that is weird you know that's that's really weird like i don't have the inclination to want to go out and hang out with a bunch of middle schoolers and high schoolers when i when i have that feeling i just go hang out with children i don't actually i don't i don't get an adult to pretend i'll just go hang out with a child and have a great time um but yeah but it's weird that's weird yeah bella porch definitely crossing that line just acting like a kid because she knows that weirdos and grown men and just for some reason i guess just the populace in general love it belle dauphine looks super young you know like she used to have braces so she used to really dig into that she doesn't have braces anymore So she used to really dig into that.

She doesn't have braces anymore. So I'm sure she's probably doing well, but I'm sure she's floundering with that demographic. They're like, where's the braces? God damn it. God fucking damn it. I'm pretty sure the guy that made that, there was a long time ago, there was that subreddit jailbait. And I'm pretty sure that guy went to jail.

The guy that made it, like moderated it. Isn't it banned? It's banned. It's been banned. Yeah. Yeah. I saw a thing on TV about it actually recently or not recently, but I found out about it a couple of years ago as I saw.

What other subreddits have gone under? The Donald went under. Rest in power, boys. Watch People Die went under, which is that. That's one that I actually went to every now and then. I found it interesting. I know. I know you people like you shouldn't be watching that stuff. It does thing to the mind. Well, I'm like, no, I don it interesting. I know people are like, you shouldn't be watching that stuff.

It does things to the mind. Well, I'm like, I don't know. For me, it's like this is real life. This is what happens in real life. Like I never want to believe the facade in which I'm in. You know what I mean? Everybody to a degree has a morbid curiosity, right? Because like everyone's curious about death.

Well, it helps me stay grounded. It's like this shit happens like most throughout most people's lives you know unless they've been in some sort of tragedy they go throughout it and they're just kind of like oh this stuff will never happen to me it sucks that it happened to that person i wonder what the attraction is though to wanting to look at uh like the curiosity of wanting to look at brutal things like gore or videos of incidents because I mean it's like you know I've done the same thing and pretty much

every guy I know has and it seems to be mainly a guy thing but I try to stay away from like beheadings or cartel videos the videos that I usually watch are like where the car accidents or like if a tree just falls and lands on someone or like a construction accident I can't watch anything torture or like anything that has an animal in it. Kids or animals?

No, can't. No animals. Kids too. I can't. Nothing with kids. I did see one with a, I guess he was a kid, maybe a high school college student. So maybe not a kid in terms of whatever your definition of a kid is. But a young adult just killed himself in front of his parents because they were I guess it was like one of those.

Well, fuck you, because they were yelling at him probably for something. And then he was like, damn. And then he did it. Yeah. I wonder I wonder what that is, though, like the weird kind of morbid curiosity and like why we have that. The Internet has definitely life is curious, Matt. The Internet is curious. It's a curious thing. How do you sense? I'm pretty desensitized me. Because life is curious, Matt. Life is curious. It's a curious thing.

I'm pretty desensitized at this point. I think a lot of people are just being on the internet for over a decade and stuff. You just become desensitized. It's the same argument with, I guess, video games, right? If you see violence in video games, it's going to desensitize you to violence in video games or to gore in video games, just like in a movie. If you watch a lot of gore movies, you're going going to desensitize you to violence in video games or to gore in video games. Just like in a movie. If you watch a lot of gore movies, you're going to be desensitized to that violence.

But that's there's a clear step. Because like if you saw that before you in real life. Oh, my God. Yeah. You're not desensitized then. No. It's viewing it through a screen and not taking a part of it. It gives you like a sense of control over it.

Yeah. And like there's a separation between you and what's happening. But like when people try to say that like violence in video games leads to violence in like real life I tend to usually I'm just was that person just into video games and they also happen to be a

violent person like did they also read books? Are we gonna blame books for mass shootings and shit? Like everything that this person does are we just gonna blame? I blame those South Park boys there's a video I saw a video like a compilation after Columbine of a just like politicians blaming things and it's like South Park

that Doom video game yeah I'll say it's those well the Columbine kids did recreate maps of their high school in Doom well that had nothing to do with it being a video game. Like, they would have found another avenue to express their disgusting

gods. It's not like they were perfectly sound humans, played Doom, and were like, wait a second, we should kill everyone at our high school. Wait, video games aren't bad, it's the people that are bad. Just like how guns aren't bad, it's the people that are bad, Matt. Mm aren't bad it's the people that are bad matt

give me more guns i i want i want guns i don't want a gun do you yeah yeah a little pistol it's fun to shoot a little pistol i want one of the little like pimp pistols i can put in my like garter i can wear a garter and just like have it in my in my like ankle area and pull my hike my pants up and spin it around on my finger and then i'd get a sawed off shotgun yeah let it spray i get a sawed off elephant shotgun like made of ivory yeah no i'd have like a tusk on it so i could like stab pete like i stab people and then i fucking blow their stomach out nice so like i hook into them and then like in Doom. I've never played Doom.

See, you're thinking of violent real life situations that was developed by playing the new Doom video game, Ryan. Yeah. See, Ryan? See? Right there, man. Yeah, but catch me actually doing it and then we can talk. Well, we won't talk. I hopefully will be on death row.

Why are you saying we? Huh? You're saying we. Because we are talking about it. You I hopefully will be on death row. Why are you saying we? Huh? You're saying we. Because we are talking about it. You said we'll be on death row. Oh, did I? I'm not doing, I'm not killing. I'm sorry, Matt.

I didn't mean, that was just a misspeak. You don't have to look too deep into it. Well, I'll let you know. If you went to court for murder, I would come to your aid and I would say. Could you volunteer to do my sentence for me? Yes. Okay. Some of it. What if people could do that? Like, he'll do the sentence for them. Wasn't there like a thing in Breaking Bad where Saul got like people to do jail sentences? Well, it was... Because it was

like a case of mixed... Like, they just were like, you're gonna go to jail as this person. Yeah, because then they stop investigating because they think that they got Heisenberg. Yeah. Every now and then I'll have a dream about Breaking Bad where I'm watching like the final episode, but it's different from like what actually happened. And it sucks every time. I'm like, man, this sucks. They ruined the show.

I'm going to wake up and I'm like, oh, thank God. I will say I think the final season of Breaking Bad is very, very good. I just feel like the storyline with the neo-Nazis kind of came out of left field. And then the whole ending of the show revolved around that. The last season was very, not the whole last season, but I'd say the latter half of the final season felt very rushed. Because I thought a whole half of the season was going to take place when he was in the snow. Yeah, I did too. All that shit. Actually, before that, because you remember shit. Like I thought a whole, actually

before that, because you remember the flashback shown with a beard or whatever, there was a flashback where you see him with a beard. And I thought there was going to be a whole season around that specific point in time. Yeah, me too. But it was only like, what, two episodes? Not even. Or just a episode? The finale? Yeah, just the finale. And also, when they shot that originally

like with the diner with the beard and the gun in his car, they had no idea what it was. They were just like, we're just going to do this and fill it in later. I wish that more of big spoilers for Breaking Bad real quick. So skip ahead if you don't want to hear this. I wish that just going back to the root of the show, I wish that the ending of the show had pivoted more around Walt versus Hank. Yeah. I mean, there was a there was that component of that but the the intensity of it the intensity of that dilemma wasn't really kicked up until the last half of the last season or just the last

season in general where Jesse gets involved because until he sits on that shitter and figures it out he really doesn't have that much of a you know there's constantly they're having conversations like huh you got me he's like could you imagine Willy Wonka Woodrow Wilson

Bryn Lillie that was good though I remember I it on TV at the moment. He looks at the book and looks up and realizes, and it says it cuts to the end. I was like, I can't wait a fucking year. And we did. We did. And then, better call Saul. We're going to have to wait two years.

In the first episode back, he fucking punches that dude in the face. Hank punches Walt in the face. Oh, yeah. He goes over to the... That scene is so good were they in the garage that scene was fucking good if you truly

if what you're saying is true if you truly do not know who I am then maybe your best course of action would be to tread lightly it's like oh oh, beautiful. The writing, the performance.

Fucking excellent show. The final season of Breaking Bad is just, I get chills, man. It's incredible. You guys can go ahead and take that off your bingo boards. I want to watch The Sopranos. I've watched the first episode of The Sopranos. I really liked it. Because it's supposed to, it's what?

Like regarded as like the best show ever or something? I have no interest in The Wire though for some reason. I've watched part of the first season. It didn't catch me that. But I was also in high school. So maybe, yeah. Is he 24? I never watched 24.

But I had, my friend's parents watched it. And every time I'd be over at their house, it'd be playing. Oh, fuck. Oh, that scared me. Right? Ryan just picked up the prop gun and fired it at me a bunch. Wow, that made me get sweaty on my head and my forehead. You better pray that we're cucks and we don't own real guns.

Because that would happen. Yeah. You'd watch my head explode right in front of you. Jesus Christ. Sorry, sometimes I get in my head and I'm just like, we're just having a conversation. And people have been listening to this for a long time. Thank you, whoever's fucking kept up with this podcast. Yes.

I don't honestly know why. Because as I've said time and time again, I would not necessarily watch myself. So I don't understand why people watch. You know, it's that whole dilemma. Well, it's the weird thing is like, you know, we're 212 episodes in and I'm like, why do people, why are they still listening to us talk? Because like in my mind, like we're just having regular conversation and it's nothing groundbreaking.

It's nothing that entertaining. Maybe it's just something to fill in the time. Like it's just, we're just talking to each other. Like it's not, it's like, we're not even like cracking a ton of jokes or like discussing deep topics. We're not talking about the most topical shit. Yeah. We're just kind of just like talking whatever fucking shit comes up on our mind.

And it's, it's just, it's surprising how many people are still downloading and listening. And we honestly, like, I wish that we could show it more because it's, you know, there's a disconnect between viewer and creator, but I wish that we could show it more because there's a disconnect between viewer and creator. But I wish that we could show it more without sounding like a fake or a broken record. A good disconnect I think is healthy, personally. Oh, definitely. But we fucking appreciate all the support and all the people that still listen. We got email stats the other day and I'm just blown away at how many people are still listening.

No, was that per episode you were talking about? That many downloads per episode? Per day. Per day? Not per episode, per day. Holy. Those are on the older episodes, they said. Really?

Yeah. So people are listening. It's really crazy that any given moment, your voice and your thoughts are in someone else's head. I can't wait for it to be turned against me someday it already has people are already tweeting shit every now and then where it's like we're gonna try to haha cancel you

oh yeah I mean like I made jokes earlier in early Sumegadon Oni plays where it's things I wish I'd never said and every now and then I'll see someone on Twitter like so why'd you say this? You're done for. And it's like, I... You said this six years ago before you even moved to California?

No, it's just like, yeah. And you matured as a person? I said some dumb shit when I was like 21. We still say stupid shit. And I apologize if it hurt anybody. It was not my intention. Our intention is never to hurt anybody's feelings. Jokes that at the time feel like they're acceptable and then in retrospect are not.

Yeah, I mean, you get caught up in the like, let's be outrageous and be funny. And you think, you know, part of it's like, oh, it's satire. And while I do stand by satire being a very good form of comedy and that we tend to fall on a lot, I do see how in the past it can be viewed

as a crutch for us. Definitely. And we used it when it wasn't necessary, or we just used it for shock value, or we just flippantly would say things that probably shouldn't be said, you know? Yeah. But at the end of the day,

I feel like we're getting, we've gotten better with it, we're better people than we were. As long as we're continuing to catch ourselves and to learn. We started Super Mega when I was 19. I'm 24 now. So that's a big fucking difference. Definitely early on.

Yeah, I'm 26. So early on, we made a lot more edgy jokes. And also the landscape was a little different back then. If we were from california you bet your ass we'd probably be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and not as not as edgy who knows actually i don't know it's it's uh the landscape was a little different back then it was kind of on the tail end of when that kind of like really edgy yeah the new grounds opening youtube phase like think of like the shit shane dawson did and like people are like canceling him now about it but let's not forget that millions of people supported him and like i even

like i'm not talking about all these monsters supported him like i watched him i didn't like i didn't think anything of it it's just like comedy definitely shifted it's become a lot more uh yeah but he gets punished and none of his fans get punished for it. In retrospect, his fans can change his people and then condemn it, but he can never change his approach. Yeah. Yeah. But he, I mean, he has been also pretty. Yeah. I mean, like, there's always going to be.

Do you think he said worse stuff than us? I think so. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. We've said some bad stuff, but he said some really bad stuff. We've said regrettable stuff. Yeah, absolutely. Like, edgy jokes that I'm like, oh, well, that's on the internet forever.

Sorry if you're offended, libtards. Yeah, sorry, cucks. We said it. So what? Why do I? This is just. Playing with the gun? Yeah.

I gotta throw it away. I gotta buy myself a fake gun so I can scare my neighbors with it. Like, I'm getting groceries and then it just falls out of the back of my. Oops. My glizzy! Dude, I love glizzies, dude. Glizzy is such a good term because it means... JK, I love burgers more.

Well, glizzy means gun and hot dog. And dick. Oh, yeah. It means all three. That's a great fucking word. All three things. Gun, hot dog, and dick. There's a glizzy skin in Fortnite. Is it called glizzy? No. Oh. But dude, I can wear his sunglasses and a backwards hat. Is it called glizzy? No. But dude, I can wear his sunglasses and a backwards hat.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a glizzy skin in, what is it called? Fall Guys? Yeah. Dude, I fucking, sometimes I'll be in the kitchen making a couple glizzies and Carson will walk in and be like, yo, you making glizzies? Do you make glizzies at home? I do make glizzies at home. It's an easy, quick little, like, let's say I'm working on something in my room.

I'm kind of hungry. I don't want to order food. I don't feel like cooking a meal. It's like pop a glizzy in the microwave, throw it in a bun, get some relish, some mustard, some ketchup. My hunger is satiated, and I got the delicious taste of glizzy in my mouth. Here's something you can add next time, maybe. And this is, you know, maybe you can add some spicy mustard.

Spicy mustard? Some spicy mustard, you know? And then put some crushed chips on that shit, and as well as some pickled carrot sticks. Some nice vinegar. I tried that at your house.

Yeah, I made a bunch of it's because it's from queer eye and it's good it's the episode where they did the fire the fireman's i guess the firehouse and they just made a bunch of anthony made three different kinds of wonderful hot dogs i think are very delicious i've i would have never have thought of. Okay, here's the thing, right? We've talked about this before. When Anthony makes that, it's seen as like this like kind of like, ooh, like intricate little recipe. Yeah. If you or I made that and came up with it, it'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? You just made a bunch of junk food.

You're just putting chips and carrots on a hot dog. Yeah, we are. It's like whoever makes the food, like the food itself is subjective based on who made it. Where are you going? What's wrong? I'm going to go take a shit, but enjoy some ads while I do.

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It was a huge fire. I don't know which direction it is, but I saw it on my way here. Huge. Is it spreading? It's like a massive pillar of smoke that just goes way up into the sky. How do you know your house is going to be okay? It's very far from my house.

It's like 19 miles. You said there was a fire near your house. Oh, that's another one that just, I just got a notification saying there's a fire near my house, like a small, like, structure fire. Okay. I mean, have you ever watched a building burn down? One time in Glendale, I saw a fire down the street, so I just walked down the street, and this warehouse was just, like, up in flames, and a bunch of people came out and watched

it, and we just stood as close as you could before the firefighters blocked off and I just watched it burn down. Did you feel the heat? No. No? It was, the fire was mainly like inside the building. It wasn't really outside. Just a lot of smoke pouring out.

And, um, yeah, very interesting experience. I, I, I didn't, fire is scary in the sense of how quickly it can just consume and just take over. So when fire burns shit into ash, some of the ash is still, but some of it goes into the air. Because like that smoke is from the fire burning shit. The smoke is particles from it, I think, just going up, right? But like, is it like particles of the stuff that was burned? Right?

Okay. I wonder um Wait why what is fire like what? Energy and also is it a uh Well, how does it burn things though? Is it just like intense energy that then when it comes in contact with something the energy is so strong it breaks it down I guess yeah fire's just hot man man. You're saying that the molecular... I've never thought about what is fire. When I light a candle, I come up with that little flame and it's so cool,

but I'm like, what state of matter is that? It's not a gas. What is fire, huh? What is fire? Siri? What's fire? Is it plasma? Fire is the rapid oxidation of a material in the exothermic chemical process of combustion,

releasing heat, light, and various reaction products. Fire is hot because the conversion of... I'd say I'll just leave it there, but I guess it's something to do with oxidation. But do you ever light things on fire as a kid for fun? Yeah. Like, I remember when I was young, I would, like, in the bathroom, I would light toilet paper on fire and then throw it into the toilet afterwards. But there's that part of you that always kind of, like, hold on to it just for a little long to see how big it would get? Yeah, you hold it on a little, just until you're like, ooh, ooh, ooh.

It's exciting. I would, so my next- That's how houses are burnt down, too. That is how houses are burnt down. That's how houses are burnt down. That is how houses are burnt down. My next door neighbor, when I was growing up, they were out of town. Because they were out of town most of the year and I was in their yard.

And they had like a big bed of pine straw. And I remember I had a lighter and I was like, I'm just going to light a little bit and just watch it just burn for a second to see how fast it spreads. It's dry. I light it so it goes it goes Oh, I'm sure and I started freaking the fuck out I'm stomping on it cuz I'm like good burn down my neighbor's house could burn down my house I'm gonna get in trouble. I'm gonna be so that walked I stomped on it a bunch and I kicked it all around But god damn it dude There's no worse panic than the panic of seeing a fire start spreading that you started. It's because it was just dry shit.

It was pine needles, right? Yeah, it was pine needles. The same thing happens if you use a bunch of dead dry leaves. It'll produce a bunch of smoke and it'll burn really quickly, but you're not going to get a decent fire out. Yeah, yeah. Like if you make a campfire out of like leaves and pine needles, it'll go and then it's gone.

You can use leaves and pine needles. It'll go and then it's gone. You can use leaves and pine needles and then like kind of have that and then build like a kind of a cone of wood above it so you can use it as the starting of a fire, the kindling for a fire. Fire making level 99 over here. You are a fire making expert. When we went out to Australia.

I was impressed. Thanks, man. You were on it, man. When we were at Camp in Australia with Max and Chad, Ryan was fucking just... He was on that fucking fire. You have to tend to a fire or else it's gonna go out and then you have to start from scratch again. You had your little lamp on your

forehead, the little flashlight headband. The only other person that was manning the fire was Chad, but he kept on putting like... Chad, I guess, just... He was insistent on his method and you were like, no, Chad, that's wrong. He's like, no, bro, it's right. And then his method was wrong.

And then yours was amazing. His method was literally putting a giant log and then setting it up, like trying to set it on fire so it would burn. It's like, I don't know. Try to try to light a whole tree on like like a tree trunk on fire he made with a metal like with one lighter he made the little stack of like can only know lift that but then just put a big ass like 60

pound log on top of it'll catch bra it'll catch I'm and I'm sure in his head it's just kind of like in video games like Minecraft and other things you know it's the big the more would you have the big the more fire you can create catch but That's I remember that exact saying you kept being like Chad you need to like brah it'll catch brah I actually just wait till it went out and I had to start from scratch. Yeah, yeah fire again

Yeah, cuz I was like, I'm just gonna let him do it. I miss the dude the woods in Australia We're so like the air was so cool and fresh Yeah in Australia were so, like the air was so cool and fresh. Remember waking up in the morning and like going for a walk in the woods in Australia and the woods just the air was just the crispest, like cleanest air I've ever felt. Some good air. You can find air like that

here too. Not in California. Not here. But North Carolina mountains, South Carolina mountains, well just make sure it's not humid. Anywhere that's not humid and not near a major city, you can find that. Because fucking... Honestly, it felt nice in the middle of the fucking Arizona desert when you and I went for Area 51.

Super clear. Nighttime. Yeah, super chill. Very open, very breathable. I remember how weirdly quiet it was at night out in the open desert there's nothing to make a sound and it sounds like you're in a sound booth

because you can hear your like you can hear all the bass of your voice it's almost like it's like bouncing off of like sound foam back at you yeah cause there's nothing there's nothing for it to hit to create that echo

so it's just going like in a valley when you go hello you know it goes down there and bounces off all the walls. But in the desert, there's nothing. That was one of the coolest things I think about the desert was just how at nighttime how quiet it is. There's no bugs. There's no like anything.

There are bugs in the desert. Well, yeah, but like they're not like crickets. It was just dead silent. Kind of spooky in a way. It was nice. It was very peaceful. Do you think that's a UFO? Do you think that's a UFO? Do you think that's a UFO?

We were smoking cigarettes in the middle of the Nevada desert looking up and I remember they were doing like red flag operations at Area 51 that week which is when I think like the other countries air forces come in and do like training routines and way up in the sky there were all these like things flying around over Area 51 like weird

colors but they were definitely not like normal planes because they would go, remember how fast some of them would go? Yeah. I mean, they would turn like almost like immediately around. I think our boys just saw a UFO. They wouldn't turn instantly, but remember how quickly some of them would just whip back around? I'm like, how did a plane turn that fast?

I really want to go back there. Nevada's cool. I like Nevada a lot. The little alien. That's where we stayed. We stayed in one of the, just the RVs. One of the trailers, yeah. The shared trailers. You don't get a trailer to yourself. Half of it's

yours. The other is like, there was another couple staying with us. But my, remember when that woman yelled at me in the diner? What did you do? I was just trying. You were fucking around with something. No, we weren't fucking around with anything.

We're sitting down and I had the camcorder and I was trying to get like a panning shot. You were recording it. Because the place was cool and I wanted to put it in our Nevada, like Area 51 vlog. And she goes, do you want to give me $30,000? And I was like, excuse me? She's like, do you want to give me $30,000? Then put the camera away. $30,000 to film here.

And I was like, okay, cool. Yeah, go figure that the little alien is not actually about creating a fun time for people who just want to go goof off at Area 51 where a lot of fictitious alien shit happens. And then, you know, she'll just... I mean, what do we expect at a place that literally is... No, I take that back. She should have just been nice. Well, a lot of people, like, a lot of older generations, like, boomers have a weird thing with filming.

You know? Where it's more, like, taboo to be filming. Right? Where I think our generation, everyone's fine with cameras everyone's fine with most people fine with being filmed like i don't really care but like a lot of people think that like if if if i'm filming on her property or something like i owe her money or there's like there's there's gonna be legal repercussions of me doing that or making a Vacation video you can't film in the little alien you better have 30 grand you got 30 grand Ryan to give to her We should have just murdered her in cold blood and left her there I mean that's a town of 24 people dude we could she easily walked over to that trailer

They told us time and time again if some some y'all doing it thing blah blah blah It's gonna be your if you get caught at the area 51 they're gonna make you stand sit on your knees and it's gonna take them two hours to go get the sheriff and you're gonna be on your knees for all that time it's like okay well i mean we're not gonna go break into a military base there are youtubers i've seen that will do the thing well they'll like remember where you go and it's like do not cross this line and just run straight into it and it's like no shit you're gonna get arrested it's a fucking military base with a sign that says do not enter

yeah it literally on the sign says what will happen they do that with any other military also it says on the sign like that by crossing they're permitted to use lethal force so I'm like I'm not gonna test that I know like if legally they can shoot me for crossing that line and they'll like

get off scot-free like legally doing that I'm not going to test it. It must be good for the people at Area 52 because other other military bases there's no really like reason to like cross the line so they probably actually get just real real kooks crossing the line and stuff. Uh huh. But uh

but for this one I feel like they're at least like at least we're only dealing with like internet nerds crossing the line and stuff. But for this one, I feel like at least we're only dealing with internet nerds crossing the line. We're not dealing with people who want to come in and shoot up a military base. Give us your secrets! I'm going to go get the alien sperm from the UFO base!

I wonder what they have at Area 51. Isn't it just an Air Force base that just tests probably technology Probably just a lot of weaponry shit like very classified weapons stuff but that's it I don't think it goes deeper than that I honestly don't feel like

we've ever had a I don't think our government or any government has some sort of saucer There's no way you could keep that a secret No fucking way that could be I think it's possible To keep that a secret? Keep sort of saucer. There's no way you could keep that a secret. No fucking way that could be. I think it's possible. To keep that a secret? Keep a fucking saucer secret, man?

Have to kill all the people I know about. I guess we did keep an atomic bomb secret, so. Which I'm surprised. But that's something people couldn't even conceive of back then. They didn't understand it. People know a UFO if we had one, you know? I imagine if they had a UFO, they'd keep it secret and try to reverse engineer it to figure out how it works. Because what I find interesting about UFOs is how many of the sightings and characteristics across the world are the same.

Like the exact same thing. And that's what I find interesting about it. How they will instantly disappear with no sound or like instantly turn around or change direction suddenly? Yeah, so I've always thought that's interesting, but maybe they're not aliens Maybe there's extra dimensional beings who knows man or they're us in the future their time travelers, and that's why they look humanoid That's us down the evolution line. It's just a fucking ride at future Disney World. We're going to the past Oh look they're taking pictures. Poof.

Yep. It's possible. It's possible, you know. Anything's possible. Actually, I remember I got in trouble with one of my friend's very Christian mothers one time because she was like, God can do anything. And then like as a kid, I was like, I was like, God can do anything. And she's like, yep.

I'm like, could he make, could he make like a dragon appear from the sky and I could ride it? And she goes, okay, smart ass. And I was like, what? You said he could. I was legitimately like getting excited. I was like, so you're saying there's a possibility. I know it won't happen, but there's a possibility if God wanted to, he could make a dragon appear. That was a crossroads in your Christian views because from that moment, if she was like, yes, you would have been like, wow.

And maybe today you'd be a priest because you fell so in love with God at that moment. But now she goes, okay, smart ass. I think every Christian almost gatekeeps Christianity in their own special way. They all have their own, I can do this, but not that. I'm going to follow this of the faith but not this I'm going to read these books and yell their scriptures out but I won't yell these scriptures out because it will make me look

bigoted and mean when God killed the gay people for having butt sex or when the stuff about actually Matt that's a story of good things happening because that was a whole city filled with pedophiles, actually. Because they're they didn't have a name for pedophiles, so they were just boy lovers or little boy lovers.

So when they said gay people, it was just all a bunch of pedophiles. So it was a good thing. OK, that's that's that's the turn that they're trying to make. I guess. Yeah. Do you notice as time goes on there's different things that people have to you know the justification yeah well it's like it's like my thing is how do you justify the things in the bible where it's talking about like owning slaves and then like if it escapes like cut its hand off or like like uh like if if like your woman lies to you like you can cut her hand off like that kind of stuff it's like that's right religion should be kept to yourself

it's just like it is it's more of a personal thing spirituality right I mean like I have no problem with that I just my problem comes when people start to start to kind of force it brainwash other like I don't know when it starts affecting other people's

lives that aren't a part of that religion. Or if you use it to kind of mentally abuse a child. Or further an agenda, right? Yeah. You know? Yeah. I'm all for spirituality, like having a personal connection to God, whatever you perceive as God. Yeah.

I think that's awesome. Nobody's right in life. We're all just fine in our own way. But you don't need to be chastising people for not believing in a book that has some laughable instances of non-science. So you're telling me that the 14 year old girl getting pregnant without having sex and giving birth to the Messiah is not scientific? Son of God who is also God, but not really God. There's that third bro, the Holy Spirit. He's just chilling. He's like, yeah. They're all the same thing.

Who's the Holy Spirit? Does he have his own persona like Jesus has his own persona? I thought about it like when I remember being confused about this when I was a little youth boy when I went to youth group. And it was more like God, you know, God's the father. He looks down and is judging everyone because he's a petty little man. Bad. Yeah. Sex bad.

I love it when Westboro Baptist says F-slur and protests dead people. Yes. It makes me so joyous and happy. Dead soldier. Then there's Jesus, who's all about supposed to be the connection of not the higher being but the human being so we can connect with Jesus more

and the Holy Spirit is within all of us it's our conscience it's that thing that resides in everyone their soul it's the Holy Spirit like the soul the energy sorry my dad's a little rude sometimes Their soul. It's the Holy Spirit, like the soul, like the energy. The energy, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would say it's the energy. Sorry, my dad's a little rude sometimes, but don't listen to him. He's being silly. Here, just let me give you some Holy Spirit. Did Jesus have wet dreams, you think? Yeah. He had a penis and balls and nipples.

No, he did have a belly button. and nipples and no he didn't have a no he did have a belly button regardless regardless of how religious you are you cannot deny the fact

that Jesus had a penis two nuts and nipples and a butthole that smelled like a butthole feces

yeah Jesus had nuts at a nut sack he farted he burped he had a foreskin he he got hard

he woke up in the morning Jesus would get erect when he like looked at a woman that attracted him. I know people are like, he would never. But sorry, it's involuntary. It's involuntary. He's man.

He had to go through puberty at some point. You know how us fellas be, right, Ryan? Yeah. You know how us fellas be. We see a hot girl. Exactly. Right? Yeah.

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