supermegashow - EP 213 - The Fart Box Prank

Episode Date: October 7, 2020

We talk fart boxes, presidential debates, and social media!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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A hamburger, cheeseburger, HodgePot, and hotcakes Vanilla cone shake, and a hot bar, sundae Take two. Take two. We just recorded half a podcast and then Ryan looked over and realized that the laptop died. And didn't save the podcast. So here we are again. Yes. Chilling for episode 213. 213.

213 point. 213 version 2.0. That's right. That's right. No one will ever hear, not even us, what we talked about in the first half of what was supposed to be this podcast. I liked it too. It was good. But we can go back to some of those topics again.

Of course. But do you just want to go back into your fart box? I'll start with that, yeah. Because I didn't get to finish that story because that's when you realize that. We'll start off with a good fart box story. And for those wondering what a fart box is, let Matt explain. So, many of you are probably aware now of our friend Christian who moved here from South Carolina. Yeah, that shit.

And he's been streaming lately, and we've been thinking of ways to fuck with him while he's streaming. So I went on Amazon, and I ordered about five electronic remote control fart boxes. And the way they work is you just put batteries in it, and you click a button from like 200 feet away. It's the ones that go... Yeah. Like, you know, button from like 200 feet away. It's the ones that go Yeah. Like you know those sounds like the shitty fucking. Yeah, but there's a couple that sound real. There's 15 different sounds

I think, but some of them sound real. So I got five of them and the plan was to put them in the room Christian streams in and all over the place and click them one by one so he can never find all of them. They're all over the place. Is it like this? Hold up. This guy's... Come on.

He's just showing it off. Just press the button. Check out the machine. Same one. It's the same one. Oh, come on. Do it again. That's the one.

That's the famous fart noise that all fart machines... Oh. There's one that's like... Yeah, let's see. Let's see if it does it next. Keep going. Keep going.

That one is on there. This is the same machine. That's the one right there. That's it. Classic. One of my step-uncles, I guess he was technically nothing to me, had one. That's funny because the first one I got was from my uncle. He got it at a gas station.

This is the same uncle who would spit dip into the toilet and leave it in there to make us believe that he just diarrheaed in the toilet and didn't flush. Anyways, go on with your fart box story. Kids, look at my poop in the toilet. Isn't that gross? Isn't that funny? But basically, we put the batteries. First of all, they take 9-volt batteries, and no one has 9-volt batteries anymore. So I had to go down to Rite Aid and buy it.

Batteries are expensive. I had to pay like $20 for five fucking 9-volt batteries. And I get home. Then I realized to unscrew the back, you have to use one of those little tech deck screwdrivers. And I was like, luckily I had one. So I was able to unscrew it, put all the batteries in. And then I realized they're not that complex of machinery. So if I click the remote, all of them go off at the same time.

And they all are on a different sound. Okay, good. When one goes off, every single one goes... And they're loud because the back is a twist-off thing that you can twist a little bit and make it louder it like extends out you may do you have it as the loudest it can go yeah so basically christian got in the shower and christian is living on my couch right now as seems like everyone that moves to la has that phase uh i feel like that's kind of um like a rite of passage moving to la you have to

live on someone's couch for a while I did it Ryan did it Christian did it Jackson Harrison did it but um basically that's how you get started

out here it is it is you gotta have a friend to live on their couch but he gets in the shower and we're like

alright we should put them all around the room and then when he's asleep tonight click it cause he has to get up at 6am for work yeah

uh so when he's in the shower I'll give the locations but if he listens he's gonna know the location so we're gonna have to move them i i on the couch i unzipped the pillow that he lays his head on at night and i stuck one inside of that but underneath so he couldn't tell it was there and then another pillow on the couch put one in there then i uh we unscrewed the the air vent on the ceiling over the couch put one in there put one in there. Then we unscrewed the air vent on the ceiling over the couch. Put one in there? Put one in there, screwed it back on.

So he'd have to get a screwdriver to get that one out. Then his PC that he built, I unscrewed the side and took it off. And I stuck one of them in the hard drive rack and screwed the side back on. And then there's another one that is taped to the back of the TV against the wall. So he won't find that one. How many was that? Has he gone looking for them yet? Well, that was, okay, yeah, that's all five of them.

So I could not fucking wait last night. Because he did this at like 7 p.m. And I was like, I just want to go to bed now so it can happen. Finally, midnight rolls around. Everyone in the house goes to bed, and I took my ring camera, and I set it up next to him on a table so I could film the reaction.

So when he started moving, it would get the motion. Was it like black and white? Yeah, it's like night vision. So he's rolled over on the couch, and we wanted to give it enough time so he had probably fallen fallen asleep but just barely. Yeah. And then I click it.

I was texting in the group chat. We were all like we picked a time and then we'd be like three minutes. Here we go. And then I click it and he goes. I have the video. And I'll actually play what it sounds like when it goes off. Does he go what? Yeah.

He's like shit. Because earlier in the day there was one hidden next to him while he was working and it was the end of the fiscal year so he was having a really stressful day at work yeah and harrison and carson kept clicking it and he goes god fucking damn it guys and he like lost it so so here's the first time he's probably like the only one in that household who has like a legitimate job. Yep. Here, I'll just play real quick, uh, just the moment it goes off. Let me, uh,

here. Okay, then he begins to like sit up and like slowly look around. And he's doing this, like looking back and forth. And then he just says like, like he just keeps looking around and he's doing this like looking back and forth and then he just says like like he just keeps looking around

like what the fuck so he goes shit and then he lays his head back down I did it again you just say fuck the second he lays his head back down I did it again and then he sits up

are you watching him live on the camera he says god damn it and he said bullshit and then he's like fidgeting with the pillow trying to get it open Are you watching him live on the camera? He says, God damn it. And he said, bullshit. And then he's like fidgeting with the pillow trying to get it open. And he gets it out and he throws it on the floor. Is that the sound of it crashing? Yeah, he's angrily through it.

And then he lays back down. And then he lays back down. And I guess for some reason he thought that was the only one. So he lays back down and I waited ten whole minutes. So that was the only one uh so he lays back down and I waited 10 whole minutes so I was like it was hard to wait that long I was so tim just do it again but I'm like I'm gonna wait 10 minutes and I had that video too so he's like falling asleep again and I hit it and he's like fuck and then he starts talking out loud to us like you got and why when he's talking I did just you can... I love how you have legitimate trouble sleeping. And like for you, falling asleep is like a golden

like, it's like the golden chalice, like deep within a vault or something. And for him, he's trying to get to bed. He had a rough day. He's trying to prepare for the next day. It's six hours of next day Not fun work Just 9 to 5 work

And every time he's close to sleep 7 to 4 actually So even more than a 9 to 5 Yeah His friends Gotta make sure he stays up with the wonderful fart noises And uh After that

I didn't do it anymore. Because he found the camera. He was like, ah, fuck. And he slaps it down. But after that, we're like, all right, I'm not going to do it again tonight. But he only found one of them. There's four left. So tonight when he goes to sleep, I'm going to do it again.

And we're going to do it every single night until he finds all of them. But the thing is, he's not going to be able to find them. Because we're not going to press them that often. So when we press them, it's not like he can pinpoint where it came from. Especially if it's in the vent or inside of his computer. So there's still, so wait, okay. He found the one in the pillow, which is probably the easiest one. That's the easiest one because it's right under his head.

So you got the TV, the vent. His computer. And another pillow on the couch. Okay. So please, if you go to Christian's streams, don't rat me out. You know, I feel like someone will. We're just going to have to, don't be uncool, because then we'll have to change the locations and shit. But, yeah, so that's, we all have remotes, too.

We're going to show up to his streams and watch his whole streams. I'll moderate it so I can delete the, like, the second I see I see someone like say anything, I'll just delete it before he looks. I have like five of the remotes though. So we each have one. So from our room at any time during the night, we can click it remotely and they'll all go off. So it's kind of a cool setup we have there. But I'll update you guys next week on this saga.

But other than that, it's October. It's October, baby. Christmas season. Yeah. Holiday season's here. Three whole holidays in a row. Yeah, baby. Oops. That sounded like one of the ones on the machine. Yeah. That sounded just like it. Is it bad? Nope. That one seems like it's... I've had some... I haven't been eating well for the past four days. So I need to get back on it, yeah. I noticed, though, when I started eating like shit, Matt, I would wake up with heartburn.

I'd wake up and my stomach would feel like I have to shit. Like a bad shit. Like I'm going to be on the toilet for a bit. Yeah, it's going to hurt. And so, man, I don't know why I feel or my brain feels that the cost of feeling good at the to the the positivity and and the euphoria I get by eating a double cheeseburger plane from McDonald's at night with some chocolate chip cookies dipped in milk I don't understand that because it's not great food it's instant gratificationification versus the long-term gratification.

It is, and unfortunately, I'm going to have to take a shit. Oh, okay. If you couldn't tell, I was figuring out that I'm like, do I have? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Well, Ryan is taking his daily podcast shit, and we'll be back. Price, we talked. 100

souls. Okay. What's that from? I can do that. Pirates of the Caribbean? How'd you know? Is it really? Yeah. Really? That's Davey. Complete wild guess. That's Davey Jones when Jack goes, how many souls do you think would equal one of mine? And then

he goes, 100 souls. Completely just random guess. You got it right. Welcome back. I gave Matt a random quote because I told him I was pouring straight gas into that bowl. I mean, solids came out, but it was a lot of gas. Right, right.

And Matt then retorted with, I wish I could be that bowl. Yeah. And then I said, for a price, you could be. And then he asked me what price, and I said, 100 souls. And Davy Jones' voice, or sorry, Bill Nye's voice. Bill Nye? The actor, there's Bill Nye the science guy, but there's also the actor Bill Nye. I didn't know there was an actor named Bill Nye

But now you guys are up to speed Yeah we're back That was a good shit for me how about you Fantastic I feel so I gotta stop eating like shit Even though those shits feel wonderful I still feel it up in my throat and my chest

It's just Not the shit but the unhealthy feelings I get from eating too much. I've been... The past four days, I've been forcing myself to wake up at the same time, go to bed at the same time,

eat breakfast, and, yeah, like, eat throughout the day because I have a really bad habit of just not eating. I've been forcing myself to become a normal human being. I'm forcing myself

to get on regular... And also, like, no alcohol, no weed, anything like that. So you get your shit figured out. Yeah, I just want to get my sleep shit figured out, so I'm trying to. Nothing wrong with a drink at the end of the day. I'm trying to eliminate all the different variables that could be affecting my sleep, so then I can just. So then I can just because then if you do that and then you take like, let's say, a sleep study and then you can pinpoint maybe what exactly is is is benefiting the negative aspects of your sleep. Yes. I went to a sleep doctor because I just I'm always fucking tired. And no matter the amount of sleep I get, Dr. Sandman still fucking tired.

I wish I'm a Middle Eastern joke. No. What the hell, man? Dr. Baghead. I am, I can say that because my family are bagheads. Anyways. Ryan. What?

You can't say that. They're my family. Okay. I told. Desert snakes? Ryan. What? I told the doctor all my symptoms and I'm doing a sleep study soon.

I'm waiting for them to call me back, but I can't wait to go sleep in a clinic overnight with people watching me while I sleep. But hopefully I get to the bottom of this and figure out why I'm so goddamn tired all the time. That's good. Sorry, I was too busy thinking of people going, Ryan is a self-hating Palestinian who hates the Middle East. I got a DM on Instagram that was like,

is Ryan actually Palestinian? Yeah, it was like, can you please contact him for me? I need to know. No, I got a DM. Hold up. I got a DM and it was like, what would you like to answer that girl's question? I don't know if I can find it just because

it might just be lost now. But I remember it was just like, hey Ryan, I have a, it was something along the lines of, hey, Ryan, I have a very important question for you. Were you being serious when you said you were part Palestinian? That's what I got to. Like, can you please ask Ryan to check and see this message? Was it a joke? Are you part, let's answer it.

Are you Palestinian? Yes. There you go. That's it. I'm, I mean, I'm a slew of things. I mean, you got the white Irishness in me, and then over from my mom's side, I got, what, Palestinian, Dutch, and Indonesian. Yeah, that's quite the mix.

I'm just plain white bread. I'm as plain as they come. I got a very white last name, Watson, which means son of Walter. You should do 23andMe. I actually, I just did it. I'm like, they're gonna get my DNA one way or another, fuck it. And I spit in the tube, sent it off, and I got the email

this morning that they are currently analyzing it. Oh, so you're gonna find out soon. Probably within like, they said by October 19th, but So are you, sorry, are you like Irish or Scottish descent? Scottish. Scottish and British. I believe I'm, I think he's Irish.

I don't think there's. I feel. Or Scottish. I can't remember. I feel like I don't really have much Irish. I have a little bit of French and German. Okay. No, not a lot of Irish, but mainly Scottish.

Or that's, I looked at my sister's 23 and me, and I imagine that mine will be pretty similar. Probably. Yeah. I know, but there will be differences. There will be differences because you will get more of the genes from your mom. Isn't that how it works? I know from school, this is how I've always seen it.

If a man and a woman love each other very much and decide to pork and one pregnates the other, a baby pops out. And if it's a girl, it's going to have more traits of the dad physically. And if it's a boy, it's going to have more traits of the mother physically. That's why you always see people saying, you look like your mother. I do though. It's actually funny because

my sister is 100% my dad's kid and I'm 100% my mom's kid. Because I got almost everything I could think of'm like 100% my mom's kid because I got almost almost everything I could think of I got from my mom where my sister almost everything she got is from my dad people say I look like my mom a lot so I mean I see it in the face a little bit but not as I get older I feel like I'm starting to develop that that uh uh the McGee patriarch you. You know, that look. McGee Patriarch?

Yeah. Good old Captain McGee. Well, I think... McGee Patriarch. I wouldn't say you look like your mom. I would say that... You guys don't look super similar, but when I look at your mom, I can see like, oh, I can see that that's his mom. I think it's like...

Same way with your mom. It's the eyes. It's definitely the eyes. Probably the eyes. I don't have the same nose as my mom. I think I have my, like, I don't know. I think I just have my own nose. I have my grandfather's honker.

He had a big-ass nose just in the same shape, and I never met him, but I saw, my mom showed me some pictures I'd never seen of him, and I was like, holy shit, he looks so much like me. I feel like you and your sister kind of have, it's not the same nose. You have, like, kind of the same brow and the same chin and mouth area like that we look pretty similar well we used to look a lot more similar she as we're getting older we're kind of good i know i don't want to look like that uh i'm just kidding sam i love you but i'm dude genetics are pro like that's one of those rabbit holes that a I don't understand

But B is just so fucking mind-blowing about like how DNA is literally like programming and there's so much and it decides so much and how like cells are little factories and like when I start really thinking about that shit, but if you've smoked a joint and start thinking about genetics and And how like your body is a machine and those are all it's like programmed it's like we're in a simulation dude you're programmed you ever get really high and you start thinking about do I have choice

are the things that I think are choice as choice the just stuff that my brain just fires it's like I'm thirsty and so you go to the fridge and you pour yourself a cup of water but you yourself you're thinking you know I'm just gonna pour myself a cup of water but really your brain's like water it's it's kind of like your brain doing hmm maybe you should pour yourself a cup of water and then you go huh maybe i should

pour myself a cup of water so i guess that's true there are like two sides of a person. There's like the brain that does the stuff. Complete survival and just kind of straightforward. The involuntary side. I mean the voluntary side. Involuntary shit's crazy. Also, because I was doing research from all the sleep shit, I learned a lot of crazy things about how your body works when you sleep and it's like how we're powered by the souls of the past yes and how uh there's just so many like enzymes and little proteins and just crazy shit crazy fucking shit i would love to learn more about that i don't even know where to start it's so cool okay go back to school dude if like i could just i wonder if not online classes if i could just go to like a tech college out here and just like decide like hey pay a hundred bucks to take a

class about religious studies for a semester i'm like fuck yeah i want to i want to go do this shit yeah learn i would love to take classes for fun. I want to take night classes. I miss night classes. I would do night classes in college because I liked it because I would probably have a class in the beginning of the day, and then I'd spend all day on campus with my friends. And then I would go to the night class, and then I'd still hang out with my friends at night. And so it was kind of like I didn't have to go all the way home because I lived off campus back in Irmo.

So I had the commute to Columbia. But if I just had that night class, I'd just stay all day and hang out with my friends all day, meet up Beezer's or meet at the fucking disgusting food they serve at the cafeteria, which is – I just remember – I feel disgusted. I think it was a Domino's, right? It was a Domino's Taco Bell. No, it was a Pizza Hut Taco Bell. Sorry, a Pizza Hut. There was like a Pizza Hut. And I usually always just went to the Pizza Hut. The one on the corner of inside?

Yeah. In the Russell house? Yep. And they always had a Chick-fil-A though. Uh-huh. Not good Chick-fil-A though. No. Bad Chick-fil-A.

Very bad. And they charged you for sauces. They made me pay for a... I said, can I get some honey mustard? They're like, it's gonna be money. I'm like, okay, cool. But, dude, I... Fuck, what were you saying right before that?

How disgusting I felt every time I went to the Russell House cafeteria. Before that. Before... Oh, yeah. How much I respect you as a human being. Yeah, so about that. I wish that... Like, I would love to take college courses like not give a fuck about a degree or grades but just take courses just so I can learn I want to take an online class I want to be there at a desk and like listen to someone

speak dude I'd love to just fucking tests yeah but I I would love to do that and just not give a fuck about the grade because i'm paying for it exactly not do the homework or anything it's like i don't need to see it's more of like me not going see the reason i'm like i take tests it's because it's like oh how much did i actually learn without the consequence of i'm not gonna get the degree i'm gonna be held back because i don't care now yeah yeah what a privilege you know i know i know but if they make if if somehow they they make free education in america i will not gonna have i would like to go back to school not like for like a full degree but i think it'd be cool just to go to like like you said a tech school

and do like classes on cgi or classes on like audio engineering just little things that would make the stuff we do now a lot easier with the knowledge we could gain. Because knowledge is power. Could you imagine, like, if you're reading a book and you're, like, a science book. And, like, you're taking this college class. Or let's say you're reading a book about genetics. The chapter's on genetics and you're reading it. Like, your head starts hurting.

And all of a sudden, like, you feel it get bigger. It goes, like, ah! Like, every time you learn something, your brain just kind of starts bulging kind of out of your cranium. It's like, ah! Too much knowledge. What if that's how you could tell how smart people were in like high school is just how big their head was?

Because like it would start looking brain shaped and there would be like veins and shit. It would start glowing and pulsating. But it's not attractive. So people would choose to stay ugly. While the smart people would be getting ahead in society, however they wouldn't get laid. Making advancements for

the uglies. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. For the uglies. Stand back and stand by, baby. We're not gonna talk about that, I guess. We watched the first Trump versus Biden debate. There's nothing much to say.

There's nothing to say about it. It was a train wreck. And that's all you gotta say, you know? The real loser of that debate was America. Yeah. That seems to be the common thread there. Yeah, that shit was horrible. The only pot...

Oh, fuck! God damn it, dude. What happened? You sprayed me in the fucking face with the water gun and it went in my mouth. When did you fill that with water? I didn't fill it with water. That's very old water. Maybe you should-

It went directly in my mouth. You should be careful about swallowing old water. It did, however- Probably shouldn't do that. It did, however, clean my glasses a little bit and it sprayed on my chest and it's hot in here so that did cool me down. See? So there are positives with everything i will say though i know people have their defenses and i don't give a shit because we all have our own separate opinions and if we all thought the same

it wouldn't be a life worth living but um uh it's just i'm not a big fan of the authoritarian vibe I'm getting from Trump in the past few months plus this debate solidified it in terms of him saying – giving himself leeway into not accepting the result if it doesn't go his way. I just don't like that coming from the president. It just doesn't, it sounds bad. I mean, it is bad. It is bad. And what it is, is it's setting up, and regardless of if you agree with this or not, kind of the truth of the matter is he's setting it up to stay in power, even if Biden were to win the election, because he just declared it a fraudulent election. Because we're doing mail-in ballots. There have been problems with mail-in ballots before, I'm sure.

The fact checkers said that they are trustworthy. They always have been. Well, take it up with Steven Crowder, okay? I will. I'm going to fist fight him in an empty parking lot. And after he's done reading some Wikipedia page, or not even Wikipedia, after he's done reading some Breitbart page,

he'll put a cigar in his mouth and smile at the camera for way too long as he just laid into you with fat. It's because you need a little bit of time to finish when you're jerking off to Stephen Crowder so he gives you that extra smile at the end so if you're having a hard time you can be like oop oop, little extra time

but he, I guess my main thing is like he's always talking about the bias, right, of the left, of media, blah, blah, blah. But it's like you can't argue against bias and then show direct fucking bias in terms of, like, trying to dance around but slightly call out something but then just go in on someone for no reason, like, about their beady fucking shark eyes. Like, I get it. You're a quote-unquote comedian as much as a comedian as we are which is not which is not saying anything well it's like it's the same people it's like you can't call out the hypocrisy of like bias or something like cnn without also being like and fox news yeah does it just and so

does breitbart and so does MSNBC New York Times when you just focus on just like one media outlet and like make that the villain like for instance like just how the right like hates CNN it's like and how the left hates Fox it's we're almost

there man I think people might begin to understand that all news organizations are all the two big major ones that people are the major ones that people think of when they think of CNN, MSNBC, and Fox, they're biased. It's almost like none of them are telling the truth. I know. It's crazy. I'm not saying that they don't tell the truth sometimes, but every single one of those news organizations twists it to feed a fan base. With their tone and the way they

say things, it skews towards their bias. If something positive happens for the Republican Party, it will be skewed in kind of a negative light on CNN versus it'll be put in a more positive light on Fox. Whereas if the Democratic Party

has a fuck up or like let's say Nancy Pelosi asks people to go. Shits her pants. Shits her pants at a salon while getting her hair cut during a pandemic. The Democratic Party will either like or CNN they won't really talk about it. Talk about it or cover it

as much. Like Fox like how Fox doesn't talk about negative like Trump scandals and stuff. Here's the thing. I'm not saying they don't cover the negative aspects of their parties because there are stories where I seem like, oh, I'm surprised that's on CNN or oh, I'm surprised that's on Fox. Every now and then they do kind of give that sliver of, oh, I guess

they are. I think sometimes some things are too big to just ignore where they're like, we can't just fully ignore this. But they gloss over it really fast yeah so uh it's it's tricky to watch the big big news agencies and you know really tell what's true because there's just so much fake information now and i watched that netflix documentary the social dilemma and one of the biggest focus of it is like fake news and in fake information and how which Facebook is still a big it's Facebook Twitter It's just it's being pushed more than ever and they said that there's There's this like MIT study that fake news spreads six times faster on Twitter than real news. Damn and it's like ooh

And I also just how like the algorithms of social media And also just how like the algorithms of social media want to get a rise out of you so you stay engaged so they can show you more ads ultimately and keep you coming back. And it kind of is just creating a bigger divide between Americans because this side only sees this stuff. Because in the documentary, it was like people will be like, how is there all this info and this side just doesn't see it? It's because like they're not seeing it. like how is there all this info and this side just doesn't see it it's because like they're not seeing it they're saying the same thing about the other side because they're seeing different info and like how are they not seeing it yeah we're all getting fucked over by facebook and social media and shit that's good documentary freaked me out i've been i've been meaning to catch that and you said it's only like it's just an hour and a half just a movie it has some kind of like cheesy uh

throughout the documentary they have like a fiction like narrative story that goes to like show the radicalization of someone through social media. And it's kind of cheesy. But overall, the documentary side of it is really good. If anything, it's just – everyone should watch it because it just kind of shows a big problem with data collection and how much data there is on everyone listening to this. And they know how long you look at a picture before going to the next one, like shit like that. And it's scary.

It's really scary because they have these supercomputers that are getting smarter every day on their own, fucking around and learning more about you every day. And what happens when they get too smart and they know everything about you? They're going to rise up, dude, with their giant robot claws and decapitate us. Or they could just be like, I don't like Ryan.

Let's release a list of all the porny watches. I think with social media, when it comes to politics, one of the most dangerous things that I've noticed is how dehumanizing, how easily it is to dehumanize the other party is just profile pictures or angry voices because everyone's a whole lot more brave on social media um thus they can say things in a more kind of violent or degrading way than they wouldn't say to a person like yes you always have your shitheads that will treat each other like shit in person. But I feel like social media gives people the avenue to see people as not people, as just part of the democratic left or part of an idea that you hate.

Yes. And so when you start thinking of human beings as a collective idea and you're fighting against that idea, I think it propagates violence on real life and just a unhealthy mindset of the quote unquote other that has been used throughout history to demonize particular groups during whether it's wartime or times of an election. Yeah.

I mean, we see it mostly during wartime when we create an other to fight against. Like people from Afghanistan. Our terrorists with turbans on their heads and they don't ever come for that. And everyone wants to kill all Americans. Yeah, exactly. Or it happened with Japanese Americans in the United States during World War II. We put them in camps. Don't forget that.

We did that in America. It wasn't that bad. Just looking at Germany at the Holocaust. You know America wiped its brow of sweat when they're like, they kept them in camps too? Oh, thank God. They were killing. They did it worse.

They were much worse than us. But anyway, Facebook, scary. Scary, scary. Facebook, scary, Twitter. Facebook, scary, Twitter. I think social media in general. And it made me, like I want to get off social media fully, but it's like. I do too. I've been thinking about deleting my accounts, but at the same time, it's just kind of like, I don't know.

A lot of stress would be out of my life. I don't post regardless. I think most of the stress does come from reading comments or reading, like I did it again. People always wonder why I have to clarify that I'm joking. It's because I'll see comments or I'll see Reddit threads on our subreddit that get a lot of traction or tweets where people are upset or like they buy into this ludicrous story we said and it's just it's like we we either have to laugh after a joke or we have to tell you it's a joke or else it's not a joke I don't know it's just it's not that I'm mad that people don't get it it's that then they start to kind of create a false narrative and build this false story that you saw it a lot with rant grumps in terms of like

the stories we would see about game grumps coming out of Rant Grumps and their like hypotheses of what was going on within the business and how they were totally just coming from left field and had no basis in reality. Yeah, yeah. And just the only basis they had were kind of like their own internalization. Just kind of internalized hatred of a group. And I think I don't go on. I haven't been on there in like five months. Yeah, I did.

I did used to check it when I worked for grumps. Cause I was like, well, what are people saying? And when I realized that's the worst thing you can do for your mental health, it's, uh, it's,

it's the same thing that like, I think that subreddit has the same problem as like, say, let's even just say r slash game grumps, r slash whatever fandom it is. It's, it's the, um, and I'm not saying it's a bad thing. What is it called? There slash whatever fandom it is. It's the...

And I'm not saying it's a bad thing. What is it called? There's a word for it. It's something biased. What is it? Confirmation bias. It's just a bunch of people basically with the same ideas, like, jerking each other off. So everyone's in agreement, and it builds everyone up.

It's just funny, because it's like, while r slash Game Grumps or Super Mega, it does have its own confirmation bias. Because it's... Get this. It's just funny because it's like, while r slash Game Grumps are super mega, it does have its own confirmation bias because it's, I get this, it's crazy. Why does it have a confirmation bias? It's because it's legitimately a place for fans of something to come and collectively talk about and whatever. So that's its own confirmation bias.

And then you have people that think they're not a part of a confirmation bias because they're talking negatively part of a confirmation bias because they're talking negatively about this specific fandom but then it turns out they're within this collective that is confirming their own biases it's just i mean my my thing about fandoms yeah i know and my thing about all that stuff is like there's there's there's problems in the world no not even that there's TV shows and movies to watch man like there's other stuff to do yeah and yes there are

real problems in the world but I'm not saying you need to tackle problems in the world rather than be on social media cause you know we're all at fault with we all have a fault in that but it's like I don't know incoming thread Ryan yeah I get it that, but it's like, I don't know. Maybe I think coming thread,

Ryan, it's yeah, I get it. And I know it's like the whole, like, don't like, don't watch. But I think ultimately it's like,

maybe it's better for your mental health. If you just stop watching and stop giving, whatever is exposing yourself to negativity and just nothing but negativity. It, it breeds it. Yes. And you're, you are the company you keep,

right? So if you're always talking to people online about how you hate something, negativity, it's going to affect your state of mind. Yeah. And if people out here, like I've seen the comments, it's like, I miss old Superman. Like, we're sorry that your sense of humor is changing or from your side of the argument, maybe we're changing as people or changing our content to something you don't like. Matt and I, at the end of the day, are just doing what we're doing. We're not sitting looking at charts and trying to decide what will get more clicks and views and what percentage of our audience is male and female and what demographics mean to the content we create. We're doing what we've always done.

We're just making shit. Yeah, we're just making shit. Granted, but if you fall out of it, you know, thank you for supporting us in this time. And, you know, good luck out there in this cruel, cruel world. Yeah. Thank you for the support, even if it's no longer there. And I think obviously we've, you know, 2020 has been a lesser year for the channel. We haven't uploaded as much or done as much because we've said this before.

The, there's not really an excuse. It's just with the pandemic and quarantine, we just like lost a lot of motivation. Yeah. Just depression. You just kind of don't like, it's crazy because like,

there's such a motive to do what we do, but like still can't get motivated to do it. Yeah. And like, that's, that doesn't just apply to somebody that applies to everything in my life, which is one reason I'm trying to fix all my sleep shit. It's a good, it's a good privileged problem to have.

Yeah. Super privileged. Yeah. But it doesn't mean it doesn't exist because you talk about burnout or lack of creativity or lack of inspiration with a lot of creators. COVID's just burned me out on everything, man. Yeah. Wow.

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It's October. I think within the next few weeks, we're going to see our first one. And every commercial is going to have Santa wearing a face mask. You know what's true? Every commercial to have Santa wearing a face mask. You know it's true. Every commercial will have Santa wearing a face mask. I have not. Dude, think of like ugly holiday sweaters. Do you think they're going to do like holiday masks?

Like people are going to like knit each other masks and there's going to be. Yeah. I mean, knitting a mask would probably not be the best option because think of. It's not to protect it's covering your face like it i think it's more of a good comical gift yeah absolutely than uh than one that actually benefits your health but i'm excited for just the holidays i am we still have two months though favorite time of the year ain't even it this ain't even like it's gonna be like eight podcast episodes before it's the holiday season.

Basically, the last three months of the year, my favorite time of the year. Yeah, same. But it's also kind of sad because you're looking back and you're like, looking back at this year, I don't, the only things I can like really remember are like when Justin visited at the beginning of the year yeah and it was like january february and then beginning of march and then after that just all went downhill because the world is might be crumbling at the moment but like we can't do like we wanted to go back to japan and do more japan vlogs this year we had we had a trip to another country planned to do vlogs there oh dude i want, I want to talk. I think just the Japan vlog sequels could be ten times better. Epic. Ten times

better. Especially with the cameras now that we looked up. The little ZV-1s? Yeah. It could be, like, regardless of... I'm gonna buy that right now. Fuck me. Do it. What's it called? ZV-1. You can use company money. Regardless of the pandemic, once that's over

we will kick it back into full gear with shit like Japan vlogs I'm so excited to do more Japan vlogs I wanna do I wanna do like

Osaka Okinawa like North Japan I wanna do it all Poonjune Super Mega goes to China I wanna go to Poonjune so bad

same I would love to go there I wanna also go to Kiwasabi bad. Same. I would love to go there. I want to also go to Kiwasabi. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kiwasabi town. You know what I've noticed about Super Mega? What? Every time you make up a fake Japanese word, it's always Kiwasabi.

How often do I make up fake Japanese words? Not often, but I do specifically remember that in the past. But it's Kimusabi, isn't it? The actual word? I don't know what the word is. Kimusabi or whatever. I don't know. Do I look like I speak that language?

I may be somewhat Indonesian, but it doesn't mean I know every goddamn Asian language. My favorite, one of my favorite moments of the Japan vlog is where I had like the microphone and I was doing like the Japanese voice into it and you were like, speak English. I don't understand that gobbledygook because Pete there there

there is a sect and thankfully it's small but it's vocal there's a sect of America that actually gets irate when they hear another language spoken within the confines of their borders which is exactly how the dirty French act. And it's obnoxious. Disgusting, dude. I hate the French. I cannot stand the French. Honestly, with all the nukes that every country has stockpiled,

I say we just whoop France. I mean, honestly, can France even defend themselves? No. Who's going to start a war over France? Who's going to start a world war France? Who's going to start a world war with a big ol' superpower over France? If America decided to invade France, who's going to stop us?

Right? Exactly. We've done that to a bunch of other countries. What, the EU's going to stop us? Yeah, just get rid of France. Canada's going to stop us with their big army? Yeah. With their big, bad army? Yeah, why don't... Hey, Canada, why don't you focus on your own problems?

How about y'all just get a big butter knife and cut at the border so it breaks Canada off and it floats more up north so it's not actually touching America? Yeah. God, I've only been to Vancouver, but I love Canada. That was my... Canada was nice. I really want to go back. It was snowing. It was beautiful.

I want to go to Toronto. I want to go to Toronto. It's also just up north in general. I want to go to Toronto. Toronto's nice. I already said, next year if everything's good, I want to go to the Toronto International Film Festival because I went in 2018 and I didn't go 2019 and now of course 2020.

But I just remember it being a fun experience that I liked and I talked about it recently on a podcast you know I'm going to say the same exact thing waking up going to like Tim Hortons getting like a coffee or hot chocolate with a bagel or a donut or like an egg cheese and sausage

biscuit croissant thing croissant Toronto seems like it's one of those cities I've never been, but I'm like, sorry, Kelly. I can move there. Kelly says. She's French Canadian. I know.

She says Mario. Mario? Mario. Is she Italian? It's a me. Mario. Hey, Mario. He doesn't say that.

He goes, it's a me. And then what does he say, Matt? Mario. Ma, ma, ma, mar, mar, Mario. Mario? Mario. I'll go back, Matt? Mario. Ma, ma, ma, mar, mar, Mario. Mario? Mario. I'll go back to that, Mario. It's always, I always feel good in Kelly's presence.

Like, I feel like our friendship is. Friendship? Our friendship has tightened because every now and then I'll hear her drop the, you know, she'll be like, yeah, eh? And I'll be like, eh, oh, I got a legitimate eh. I always get gleeful when I hear a legitimate eh out of Kelly. And I've only done it once. And I don't think I can do it again. But it was probably the most beautiful moment of our friendship.

It was we were just having a regular conversation, probably playing some fucking video game. And I remember just saying something back. I was like, yeah, eh? And she goes, yeah, eh? And she said it legitimately back and then she's like wait a second were you making fun of me i was like i was but honestly that felt good to get a legitimate a back out of you and she's like yeah i'm like so that's that's in all of you know yeah having conversations and becoming friends is great and all but the fact that she said something funny canadian back at me is is the true highlight of our friendship i get the same way when like max

uh will say calls you a cunt yeah i'm like finally some australian terminology oh cunt no but here when we were in australia hearing them use like australian slang was always so much fun the the get some bevies what do they call that? An esky? Grog? Esky? Is that the cooler? Yeah, esky. Slevs is 7-Eleven. Bottleo is liquor store. All right, let's go to the Bottleo. Get a couple bevvies.

I love... I've said this a million times. Australian is my favorite accent in the world. I fucking love Australian accents. I like the New Zealand accent more. Okay, dude. What are you a Kiwi supporter? Like a water bottle?

Water bottle? New Zealand. Would you like a water bottle? I don't know how to do a New Zealand accent. I'm doing it right now. Water bottle? I want to go to New Zealand really bad. New Zealand seems like a...

Isn't New Zealand like the... It's where Rocket Power went for the big games. Wow. The big competition. It's where rocket power went for the big games. Wow. The big competition. It's also where they shot Lord of the Rings. And isn't New Zealand where, like, in the case of, like, a nuclear holocaust, that'd be, like, the safest place in the world, apparently? I remember reading something about, like, in an apocalypse event, New Zealand would be, like, the safest. When it happens, I'll let you know.

Okay. Well, if we have to escape to another country, let's go to New Zealand. Yeah, just a 20-hour plane flight. That would. And then we'll be safe. Because I'm sure there won't be any flight restrictions during a nuclear war. We could take a boat. I can go down to the marina and get us a little motorboat.

Take a little. Dude, you know how long it would take for that motorboat to. How long would it take the motorboat from LA to New Zealand? Think of how fast a plane goes right and think about the fastest a motorboat goes probably like 50 miles an hour 60 i'm kind of comparing it to how much a car would go on land and i don't think it's a motorboats could maybe 40 no i'm gonna look up i'm gonna look up what if it took a speedboat dude speedboats look like so much fun but they always crash

how fast can a motorboat go and I was thinking about this too because 80 knots oh shit how many what's a knot 92 miles per hour

what in calm waters over 50 knots that's it didn't even say it just says 93 kilometers per hour in choppy waters and maintain 25 knots that's 29 miles per hour in the average 1.5 to 2.1 meter five to seven foot caribbean seas wow okay dude i was on tiktok and i just saw one that kind of freaked me out it gave me like a little bit of like, whoa, sweaty palms.

It was of an oil rig and just like the heavy, deep ocean waves. Because you know how like the middle of the ocean, they got those big waves. Yeah, that shit's so scary. I was like, could you imagine just being stuck out in the middle of the ocean? Because it's not like calm. It's like fucked. I mean, some places are calm. I guess it depends on where you are.

Yeah, I mean, there's calm parts of the ocean, but there's parts where the waves are like 40 feet. And it's not like the type of wave that's going to crash, like on shore, but you're still going to go. It's like a mountain you're going up and down. And actually, will someone do the math on how long it would take to motorboat from LA to New Zealand? And I was thinking

about this recently, like how fast a plane goes compared because I ordered more triangle guy hats And they have to come across the Pacific. Wow nice drop there, buddy. Dude, come on man, and uh It goes by cargo ship, and that is Like going across the length of the Pacific and in like a little cargo ship. It takes so long man It's crazy. We should just why don't we have teleportation yet? We can just zap our products to another place. Just...

Sorry, I just got a text from Justin. Yeah? He's getting excited. He's really has a lot of faith in the Minecraft. Yeah, does he? I'll tell you what he said, but I'm going to have to bleep out certain parts as to not spoil too much, of course.

He said, let me see. Minecraft requires a lot of cutting, which, of course, we knew going into it, just because of the way we kind of want the series to feel and vibe. He says, but so far, it's looking really good. He says some other things. And then he says, I really want to see if we can make this as big of a deal as the live action videos. Yes!

And so I'm getting excited for this Minecraft series. You're going to make a trailer. Oh, yeah. I don't even know how much of those texts even I'll even give the audience. Hey, get people excited. Yeah, true. Justin's feeling good. I felt good while recording it. It's gonna be tomorrow we're recording. It's a two

camera setup. It's a way of doing Let's Plays we've personally as a channel not done before. We made a super mega server not open to the public unfortunately but it's me and Ryan's server. Ryan and I's server. No it's not right. Me and Ryan's server. No, it's not right. Me and Ryan's server.

And we've built a little house. We're getting some upgrades. And we're working on it. We're having our little. Let's play Minecraft. Switching back and forth between his view and my view. I don't have any end game in goal. Some days I'm just going to go out and roam and get lost, you know, while you're working in a mine or something.

It's all about the duality of our adventures and sometimes how they can intersect. Also, some good skins. Oh, we got some great skins. I will say, I will say, I'm going to say this right off the bat. We've recorded three episodes so far. We're going to record more episodes tomorrow.

Tomorrow. But my favorite episode so far is probably episode three. I will not say why specifically or anything like that but watch that video get our entire channel taken down I think it's possible there's no way that video can get flagged

I think the video could definitely get flagged that would be the stupidest thing to get a video flagged for ever there's legitimate Minecraft sex on YouTube spoilers sorry Matt has a Forever. There's legitimate Minecraft sex on YouTube. Like, you can, like, with- Spoilers! Sorry, well, I'm not- I'm not-

Sorry, Matt has a call from the- The loony bin. From the brain fairy. She's gonna get- I'm trying to schedule getting some more brain. Getting some more potions from the brain fairy. I wish there was a service, like an Uber Eats service, but for getting brain, you know what I'm saying? Oh, wait, actually,

to get people more excited about Minecraft, let's call Justin, the editor, right now. I want people to get, I'm excited about Minecraft. I want people to get excited, too, man. Hello, Ryan. Didn't ring. Hey, buddy, I know, he picked up fast. It's almost like Justin and I are real friends outside of the channel.

It's crazy. Justin, if you can't tell by the way I'm talking, we're on the podcast. Yeah, I figured. I figured. Those texts we were talking about and we were also talking about in the Minecraft

series, how excited I was reading your text. I just want you to give people a little tease of should they be... This Minecraft series, Matt and I are excited for it your texts seem very very happy about it do you think the fans will be happy with this Minecraft series Justin I sure hope they will um I mean it looks good so far like lots of funny edits. Lots of hilarious hijinks with Matt Watson and Ryan McGee, as always. Super mega staple. Some mob run-ins.

Lots of screams. Ooh, okay. All right. Lots of funny stuff, dude. Lots of funny stuff for all you guys to look forward to. I'm excited, and for those that want to see... Look, I don't know how many people are going to be

watching on a day-to-day, for those who watch the podcast versus Let's Plays, but Justin recently directed an episode of BoJack Horseman, which is in episode four of Jet Set Radio. So make sure to catch that.

It's not the full episode because I couldn't clear that with Netflix, but it's like a snippet of what I could get from the studio. Okay. So, yeah, that's coming soon. Awesome. Super excited, man. And it came up by the time everyone was listening to this. And the big banger, the gorilla.

How were you able to get that gorilla for the video? Yeah, because we've been trying to get monkeys for the longest time, but we have to go through all of this environmentalism bullshit. I've seen multiple comments about this, and I know a guy. We don't need to make a big deal about this On the podcast so like I can get you guys I can like slide you guys the number But like I don't want too many people to know about this guy Just cause Is it Ted Cruz

Well I was gonna say the Zodiac Killer But I mean same thing I remember having a shirt Yeah you did have that shirt That had a picture of Ted Cruz on it It said Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer I missed that shirt. That had a picture of Ted Cruz on it. It said, Ted Cruz is the Zodiac. I missed that shirt. I want that.

Speaking of Ted Cruz, we haven't brought up two of the biggest announcements of the year. Oh, shit. Well, before we do that, Justin, I just want to say thank you for doing what you do. Love you, Justin. And I salute you and the brave fight you go through every day. He's an essential worker, for sure. On the front lines. And you have yourself a good rest of the day.

I'm sure we'll talk later. Hey, have yourself a Merry Little Christmas, Justin. Thank you. Thank you. Love you, Justin. Goodbye. Love you, guys. Bye. Hasn't called me. That was sweet. That was Justinin there were some big ass announcements this morning the borat 2 trailer dropped i watched it yeah i'm excited and they announced steve

in minecraft from i mean steven smash bros from minecraft we've been we've been we've been predicting it forever and finally here you know now that, because that's a direct link between Microsoft and Nintendo. Oh, yeah, it is. What are the chances of seeing John 117 in Smash Bros.? I don't know. The Master Chief. Oh. Oh, my God.

Yeah. I mean, is this the first Microsoft Nintendo, like, crossover type thing? I believe it's, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. Shit, yeah. I mean, is this the first Microsoft-Nintendo, like, crossover type thing? I believe it's, yeah. Yeah, well, yeah. Shit, dude. Because they've done crossovers with other stuff. Like, now Microsoft has Rare and Banjo is Rare. Yeah. Right? I love how they turned Smash into not just Nintendo, but just basically most video games.

Good. It's awesome. I think that's the way it should go. It's amazing. Combining so many brands into one product is genius PlayStation tried to do their own version of Smash Bros. Where they had like all the PlayStation people I remember yeah I remember like with a chip like the channel to see like who do they have do they have like a Aloy I think they're like Razzle a no dawn Spyro like shit like Nathan Drake Nate they have Nathan Fielder. I know that.

Sound like a Minecraft villager. They're adding a new mob to Minecraft soon. What's it called? They've been doing things where like they present different mobs and people can vote on which one they want to add to Minecraft. And for some reason these fucking kids chose another hostile mob. What other mob? Okay, what were the choices? It was like a new type of cow that like leaves like

flowers behind. Like a squid that glows. And then like this evil like ice villager that kills you like on sight. And they're like, that one, that one. It's like, no, there's already, that game's already hard enough. Why couldn't it be a bioluminescent squid? Or give us like,

just do, just add like more fish or birds birds flying around i don't know i i don't want another fucking when they added phantoms that killed me phantoms suck oh they're like stingray looking things fly and i'll be like on top of a tower building them and i hear the sound i turn around and yeah i've gotten jump scared by by them sometimes back in back in the day nothing i say back in the day i mean like a year ago. Nothing gives me a bigger jump scare than it's nighttime in real life. I'm in a cave mining

and I turn around and there's a zombie like running at me. Like are the kids zombie just running? I hate the kids zombie. I hate them so much, dude. So much energy in those little fuckers. I hate kids in general. I hate kids in general too.

And with that, thank you for listening to the Super Megacast episode 213. We'll be back with 214 next week. Yes, sir. Thank you guys for continuing to support us. And Matt, do you have anything you'd like to end the – any anecdotes you'd like to end the podcast on? Yeah, I actually do. Thank you.