supermegashow - EP 216 - Matt Watson's Homemade Surgery Special

Episode Date: October 28, 2020

There's a fire down the street, Matt gave himself surgery, and we take a little field trip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You have a good one, man. So given our past, you really thought it was a good idea to text me, I cut myself really, really bad, and then not respond? Oh, I didn't know. I didn't see if you would text me after that I did I did cut myself I know really bad I know but dude you awake obviously means that it might be urgent I cut myself really really bad and then and then I call you you nothing you don't pick up well then I text you and text message can't be delivered, so I have to send it as a text message. Really?

Yeah, thank God about an hour and a half later you did respond. Yeah, I had an interesting night last night. Sounds like it. Welcome to the Super Mega Cast, everybody. Episode 216. We're getting this. There's an investigation that I'm performing that must go down. Was Christian around?

He was asleep. Were you the only one awake? I was, yeah. So this was all like, this wasn't like some bro tomfoolery. This was 100% Matt Watson tomfoolery. This was, i was uh playing with a knife as one does at 3 a.m no no no no i had a i have a wart on my knee right were you trying to cut the word off no i was i was messing with it with a knife a little bit yeah why were you messing with there's a lot of there's a lot of dead skin and a lot of, and let's just say it's, I no longer have that wart.

So you were trying, you were messing with it, but you were cutting it off. Why didn't you just? You could say that. Didn't you go to a doctor? Yeah, you could say that. It's gone. I could say that you went to a doctor? No, no, you could say that I cut it off.

And it bled a lot Jesus do you like that picture do warts just have a lot of blood in them see that's the thing I've had warts in the past and a lot of people just remove them themselves and maybe it wasn't a wart

maybe it was a blood cyst I don't know what it was but it bled quite a bit because the second probably go to the doctor I am going to the doctor about this new mole that I found on my back oh yeah oddly shaping I don't know well enough

so where I got like a second like I went to the doctor and he went because I play with stuff when I find it much like you except I don't use a knife. I use my fingers and my long fangs and nails. My talons. You turn around and start fighting. Yeah, like a dog just chewing on yourself.

Yeah. But, so, he said if it doesn't go away in, like, two two weeks come back to him and probably have to remove it nice man i know that's fun man i love i love going to dermatologists and having to pay an excessive amount of money for something that's like two millimeters big i'll show you let me see it man i don't know i haven't seen this yet right up here it's like it's like a mole that's right i see it yeah yeah just popped up one day. Don't look too bad. No. Looks alright.

It looks... It is raised. I got a bunch, bro. But... Hey, skin cancer, though. It's in. It's big in 2020 right now. Yes.

Well, skin cancer is... Isn't it number one cancer, right? Yeah, well, it's really popular right now. Number one. Number one cancer. The number one cancer this summer. Do, well, it's really popular right now. Number one. Number one cancer. The number one cancer this summer. Do it, do it, do it. Yeah, but basically, I didn't expect it to bleed like that.

And then when I texted you, I wasn't like, dude, help, I'm bleeding. It was more like, dude, I got to show you how much I'm bleeding. This is crazy. It was insane, dude. There was a lot of blood. And I took some pictures. And I guess I missed your call because I was too busy. And now you're going to go to a doctor's because you messed with something you don't know what

it is with a knife well hey it's gone it's all gone so that's you still don't think anyone needs to look at it oh I'm still going to the doctor I'm gonna be like so I uh I tripped and I nicked this on the door see See, I tripped and for a good 30 solid seconds, I just, for some reason, I guess it's a reflex, I started sawing away at this growth on my skin with a serrated knife. It wasn't serrated.

Was it a butter knife? It was a very sharp smooth knife. Basically, it wasn't 30 seconds. Thank God it wasn't serrated. It was just It was just So you just chopped it off just a just one one smooth were you just annoyed by it yeah I was just like I can't take this I was so sick of it you know what if hell and if you went to a dermatologist it didn't have any well hindsight's 2020 uh they didn't uh you had it for a bit there was no wait dude there's an app that I use

that's amazing and you can get a doctor's appointment like that and you don't have to call anybody or anything I have that too

there's no feeling in it so I was like I'd still go see someone oh I'm yeah I am but it was fun and then

I probably didn't answer your call because I well it didn't ring it didn't? it didn't ring at all. And my text messages were my phone was dead. Well, I was I was I worked for about 30 minutes to mop the floor to get all the blood up.

And when there's that much blood, you can smell it in the air. The iron. Yeah, you can smell it. I was like, you know, when people come into a crime scene that's been vicious. Dude, there's the air was filled with the smell of iron. I've never had to clean up blood before and I was like, dude, it would be impossible to hide that if you killed somebody. It's so hard to get up.

It's everywhere and the tiniest little drops just... I had to mop the floor like six times. I had to get on my hands and knees and scrub and I basically just had to take the... I bet your forensics team could still find your blood DNA on that shit. Oh 100%. I bet they could find so much blood in that

kitchen. I'm glad it was in the kitchen too, the most sanitary place for that. But I'm good. It's all bandaged up. If anyone needs some at home surgeries I've proven that I'm able to do it. So send me an email and maybe a little

facelift, maybe removal of something. I got you guys. I got you. Dr. Matt is in the house. And that was only the beginning of my interesting night. Oh, there's a second thing that happened. There is a second thing. Nothing to do with the bleeding.

Nothing at all. It was about 5 a.m. And I had finished dealing with this and I took a shower and I was going 5 a.m., and I'd finished dealing with this, and I took a shower, and I was going to bed. And I walk into my living room. It's dark. Christian's asleep on the couch. And I see outside a car slowly roll up. And I'm like, huh.

What time is this? About 5 a.m. Okay. And I see a man sneak out real slow with a little flashlight headband from from where from the car from the car yeah like and someone was just sitting in the car and he starts going from house to house like real creepily i saw him coming up and i was like whoa so to scare him off i banged on the window. And it worked. But I also shattered my window. So wait, this dude was walking up to your house and all of a sudden a window shatters.

And it's some dude like, that's you. He ran back in his car and sped off. So they were looking for you. They were doing something. I don't know. But I went, bah, bah. Sounds like they were casing houses. Were they looking in windows?

I couldn't see. But he wasn't coming up to mine at the time. He was right across the street with the neighbor's one. I went, sounds like they were casing houses. That's what I'm looking in windows. I couldn't see, but he was, uh, he wasn't coming up to mine at the time. He was right across the street, the neighbor's one. And I saw him doing something. So I,

I hit the window and it just fucking, it didn't like, uh, was it the shatter that scared him? Scared me too. Did you hear that? It didn't like shatter into pieces, but it went like crack.

And I guess cause it's two layered glass, all the glass on the outside all over the ground. And I was just like, Jesus, damn it. I didn't hit it that hard, dude. I think it was just like just the perfect spot. I think you need to take inventory on your actions a bit because because you talk about these things like when you're taught. See, to me, let's let's go back to the previous incident, right? The inciting incident. To you, you just went, yeah, and I got this thing off.

From my perspective, my friend takes a knife, is playing with a growth that he hasn't gotten to see a doctor about. And he cuts it off and causes a whole lot of blood and a mess and potentially an infection. But thankfully, it's probably not even going to be that serious. You're going to go to a skin doctor. There's going to be like, stop playing with this shit. Come to us first. And then the second time you you saw some some interesting activity and you did what I and a lot of people would do. Not bang on the window, but probably, you know, try to scare him off or, you know, do something.

It was just one little like that on the window to scare him. But I got it right in the right sweet spot, I guess. And it just cracked. Yeah. Like that. And my landlord came by this morning just on a whim. And saw it? Just like just to come stop by for something.

And he saw it. And was he very upset? No. He was like, I'm not here for this. I don't know what happened. So I texted him, and I was like, yeah. I explained it to him, and I was like, yeah, I'll get that fixed today and pay for it. And he was like, okay.

So he was cool about it, but it was a fun night. I didn't get a lot of sleep. And now we're here. Yeah. And he was like, okay. So he was cool about it. But it was, yeah, it was a fun night. I didn't get a lot of sleep. And now we're here. Yeah. And you got to get the podcast out. Hell yeah, brother. In fact, when people are listening to this,

it'll be less than probably 24 hours since we recorded it. My window's probably not even fixed yet. No. Well, not on YouTube, sorry. On Spotify and Apple Music and the rest. My window's probably being fixed as you're listening to this. You have a new beautiful clean window. That's a brand new beautiful clean window, man.

It's going to be awesome. What? You're going to hate me. Why? Do you know what time it is? No. It's not. I think I've been putting it off a little bit.

I'm like, maybe it's not that bad, I've been putting it off a little bit. I'm like, maybe it's not that bad, but I'm thinking I'm, I was going to see if I could go this whole podcast without, without taking a break. But is it, is it shit time? It's shit time. You gotta take a shit. I gotta take a, I gotta take a dookie. All right. But, um, when we come back, we'll talk about.

What are we going to talk about? My new addiction. How was it? It was all right. Not big, but it definitely needed to come out. Definitely needed to come out. You got to get it out, man. It's got to happen.

Hey, you know what this is, right? No. Spooky Megacast. Yeah? That is right, because there was blood. Broken windows, intruders. There's creepy people looking around your neighborhood. But you said, you know what's even scarier than all that is addiction,

and you said that you had some sort of new addiction. That's right. World of Warcraft. Oh, not cocaine or anything? No, no, no. Okay, good. I just recently started and I'm confused as hell

I'm doing the Battle of Azeroth expansion because that's the latest one that came out oh technically Storm there's the Shadow

what's the new one that came out I don't know there's some new expansion that came out that I think comes out today ooh

like as we're recording this so I might have to update it what are you doing here then go home and play World of Warcraft I don't know I have I have a druid and a rogue

what's a druid? a druid is like someone who uses kind of like environmental magic so like I have roots that come out of the ground and they heal me so you're like Groot yeah I'm trying to go for... There's this one particular race I want to unlock.

It's like the High Mountain Tauren or something. Ooh. They're like, because the regular Tauren have, like, bull, like, horns or whatever. But the High Mountain have, like, moose antlers. And I want the moose antlers for some reason, aesthetically. I've always wanted to play World of Warcraft. It's like an undertaking though. I'm so confused. I'm so

fucking confused. Is it like super complex? Well I already know the answer to that is yes but. Well I I don't think it's like too complex if we're talking like RPGs and stuff but like it's just the general knowledge that you

need to know to kind of get it I guess like I don't have all of that kind of knowledge of like oh I need to go here I need to do this oh I'm I'm gonna get max level and then run some dungeons like I don't have that in my head right now I think what I'm supposed to be doing is my main goal right now is to get to max level so then I can do like dungeons and raids I'm assuming and like so that's where you get like better armor and equipment and drops blah blah blah but for right now until I get to high level I think all I'm all I have to do is do world quests so like just do like a bunch of the like golden exclamation mark quests until I get up to max level. See, if people want to give me any starters, any tips, I'm all down for it.

If you could, you know. So I got my orc rogue and I got my night elf druid. Nice, nice. And I think my third class will be that high mountain. It might take longer than I think because I think you have to be like max level. And then you have to do a series of quests. That could be like two hours to get the high mountain. I'm still so, I don't know where to start.

I'm like, I want that, but I don't know how to get it. That's about it. I've always wanted to play, but it's just too much of an undertaking. How much have you already played? Hour, like, I mean, people can be like, wow, you're leveling up slow. No, I don't know. So my Druid is level 16, and my Rogue is level 21, and I've been playing not even a week yet. Okay, okay, okay.

And I'll get on at night and just kind of like for a few hours just kind of grind and do some missions. Just grind, like MMO grinding is one of my favorite things. That's why I love grinding. I'm addicted to that shit. It's just so much fun, dude. Fucking grinding and like. And how there's so many different races and character classes that you can fuck around with. The races don't really matter too much, but the character classes.

And they have different abilities and shit. Oh, yeah. I mean, you think of like warrior, mage, paladin, druid, warlock, hunter, which is what I... I want to make a hunter class really badly. Biden? Hunter Biden. You could play as... The crack addict? You could play as Hunter Biden.

Yeah, you got canceled, dude. I did, yeah. For making a joke. Yeah, I guess. If it was Donald Trump's son, nobody making a joke. Yeah. If it was Donald Trump's son, nobody would have complained. Yeah, that's true. That's because they don't like him. They don't see him as a person.

He's not a person. He's a little gremlin. Neither is Hunter Biden. They're a politician's son. I mean, they're people. And, you know, how do people expect you to addiction serious? Yeah, it is.

It wouldn't be a joke if it wasn't like, I don't know. Yeah. Like, I'm not actually saying that. Like I, like you're not, I don't know people. I'm sure you don't want to get into it too much,

but I saw that and I was like, well, here we go. Yep. Here we go. Yep. Didn't happen to you twice within like a small period of time? I thought there was another joke you made that people were like, no, I was thinking of Prezzo's joke.

What did Prezzo do? He'd like, he posted some tweet, something about Ludwig. What was it? It was like a, it was like coffins shouldn't be this small. And he was talking about like when Ludwig dies or some shit like that. And people were like, that's not right. Prezzo, you wrong for that. Twitter is also the HQ of the joke police.

It's the joke police station. Well, I mean, you were... Knowing you and knowing... A lot of people even guessed, and I think you probably even said it, you were pretty intoxicated when you... I was drunk when I tweeted it, yeah. But you were having fun. It's not like I was...

It's not like that's an excuse. I wasn't making fun of addiction. I was... Making fun of Hunter. I was making fun of Joe Biden's goofy son. And I was like, goofy son? You don't think Hunter's a bit of a Chad? Fucks his dead brother's

wife? Did he do that? Isn't he married to, or isn't he with the past son's wife or whatever? That's intense. He's a recovered drug addict? He's a fucking, like,

if you look up in the dictionary, Chad, it'll be a picture of Hunter Biden's face. Chad Biden. That's his real name let me look that up hold up I uh what Hunter Biden dude well I mean speaking of uh of him the election's like a week away the big one the biggin hunter biden has reportedly broken up with his late brother's wife vanity care may 19th his late brother's wife oh that's man wait abc news october night hunter biden talks getting married after six days and why his life is in the so he's like i took after my i took care of my brother's wife and Wow, okay. I guess.

Ryan, if I pass away, I want you to have my wife. Okay? I want you to look after her. I want you to have sex with her. I don't think Melissa Biden's the one. Hold on. You hear that helicopter, bro?

That's low. It's rattling the windows. What the hell? Got the military rolling in on us. The younger Biden began dating his former sister-in-law, Haley, after his brother, Beau Biden, died of brain cancer and after separating from his wife, Kathleen, in 20... So, yeah. Well, like I said, when I pass, I want you to have my wife. Okay. Okay.

All of them. What is... It's a plane. Okay. Okay. All of them. What is... It's a plane. Yeah, but it keeps going over. Like, these helicopters are planes. It's like every, like, 30 seconds. It's not Wednesday. Not yard work.

So they have to give us something to... Yeah, they're like, well, it's Tuesday, so the yard work guys can't be here. So let's get the LAPD's fleet of helicopters and slowly circle them over the super megaplex. Yeah. It's coming back. Did you want to apologize to Hunter Biden? Yeah, I'm sorry, Hunter Biden. I apologize.

That's my formal apology. You want to apologize to Joe as well? And Joe. Because that could have hurt his campaign. I do feel like that that almost that could have thrown the election actually and if it did I apologize okay good if Donald Trump wins uh next week blame Matt it might it might be because will we know by next week no no no no isn't it gonna take weeks to count them yeah because of all the mail-in ballots so yeah I don't know I I I I

threw mine in the mail and I I checked the status and I got counted so I'm in I'm in know I threw mine in the mail and I checked the status and I got counted so I'm in I'm in baby I done did it did you uh nevermind I don't want to get too political I was going to ask what you uh did for prop 22 the uber one

I voted the one that uber doesn't want no I voted for the one that can give them benefits yes cause then the other option Uber doesn't want no I voted the one that I voted for the one that Can give them benefits? Yes. Yeah, because then the other option which people are voting yes for is really well Then they won't have jobs. So it's better that they have some sort of pay. Yeah, and there's a lot of arguments for either side I was just interested because that's the big one that's in LA. There's so many commercials for lately. Well on the apps It's like do you want uber eats to continue to it's like I mean Oh, they're pushing it hard on like, if you go on like Postmates or Uber Eats, it's like,

vote yes on Prop 22 if you want to continue and join Postmates. And it's literally like, they're threatening to just like take it out of the state. Which they're not going to. No. They make too much money in this. No, no, no, no. Yeah. It's just a threat.

It's like, who will? They pulled out of cities before, but I can't see them pulling out of California. Not out of California. No. Mainly Los Angeles, San Francisco, San Diego can't see them pulling out of California. Mainly Los Angeles, San Francisco, San Diego. That's too fucking huge of a market for them. That's probably one of the biggest markets in America. Well, think about it. You've got San Francisco, San Jose, San Diego, Los Angeles.

Also the kind of residing smaller cities like on the Boers River side, all that stuff. Yeah. And so, I don't know. They're not going to. No, no, no. But yeah, if they wanted to get, you know, do that to somewhere in Maine, I'm sure it would be very easy for them. The commercials.

I've seen so many commercials for all the different props that are on the ballot for yes and for no and for this and that. And it's like they're so confusing that I literally when I watch one of those, I can't tell like what they're trying to convey or like what the situation is. I'm like, is this good? Is this bad? What are they?

And then I'll see like the opposite one and I'm like, is this good? Is this bad? They're really good at making those commercials really confusing. I saw one where there was something about a veteran and like it starts showing like the commercial, the veteran and then like it pauses

and it's like a man on a couch watching.'s like this man's not even a real veteran and that makes me sick he's an actor lying to you my my favorite honestly okay i don't think i can give i'm always worried about what i can get flack with but i guess it's like at the end of the day i'm a person it doesn't matter everyone has something to get mad at everyone for. But I was I was prefacing it because I think the best campaign ads are Trump's ads. Have you seen them? Have you seen how entertaining and like how how oddly edited some of them are? Like they're actually edited by like 4chan meme lords. They're weird.

Yeah. Like there's one where it's like it's it's about Biden and it's about how he's a zombie. And it's like, if you hear, you know, aggression. And it's like, takes a cut of him going, da, da, da, da. And it's like, rotting flesh. And it's just like how old he is and shit. And I don't know. I have to, I have to, I look at that and I'm like, there's no way that's a real campaign ad for a president.

And it is. It is. It's 100% like a sketch. I don't have a cable or anything, so I don't. Oh, this was on TikTok. Someone was filming their TV or something. Yeah, I've seen some on Twitter. Wait, what's funny is.

Goddamn helicopter again. What if there's just like a massive war going on outside and we just like it just started. Here's the thing though when you think about it if China China if China or anyone else declared some sort of war like would we know about

it till after this podcast would our phones go brr brr. If there was an invasion I guess. No one's gonna invade the United States. Hey I mean. They already have Mexico. If there was an invasion, I guess. No one's gonna invade the United States. Hey, I mean, they already have Mexico. I mean, honestly, I just, I'm curious as to why like,

it's coming back. There's just so many fucking planes and helicopters going over. Pretty epic. Maybe they have the house surrounded. They're like, that's, we found the super megaplex. We can't allow them to record this podcast. No, no, no, no, no. As you could tell, I was yawning but decided to turn it into a voice.

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I did like gambling in the casinos, though. Oh, yeah? Melbourne was cool. I have a problem. I want to go to Sydney really bad, and I want to... Path. I want to go to Path. But I really... Wizard of the Outback.

Yeah, so I just want to go back to the wilderness out there, man. It was so nice. We saw a little kangaroo. I went to Joshua Tree recently. Oh, yeah. I've never been. How's that? I took a week trip just to get away, and I went to Joshua Tree, and it was really great.

Climbed a bunch of rocks. I took Lego with me. Yeah get away, and I went to Joshua Tree, and it was really great. Climbed a bunch of rocks. I took Lego with me. Yeah? So Lego got to run around. Yeah, did he have fun? Did the boy, did the pooch have fun? He did.

He pooped in the wild. Ooh. Not in the backyard. Very, very primal. He peed in the wild, too. He still pees like a little baby girl. He does. He pees funny because most male dogs will lift their leg to pee, but he- Not him.

He just leans forward, I guess. Yeah, he does what... That's another plane. He does what girl dogs do, where they just kind of squat down. But I love him. Like a little girl, I guess you could say. Exactly. You know what I'm saying?

But, oh, there's this hike I did where it was probably 1.5 miles each way. Not that... I mean, I'm a big boy, so it got kind of tiring at one point but it was a hike to an oasis and i've never i've only seen oases and movies and stuff kangaroo jack and kangaroo jack and it's really cool it's like in the middle of all this orange tan rocky desertness you'll just it was in you'll be hiking for for bit. And then all of a sudden, just in the span of nothing, you'll look forward, probably like half a mile forward. There's this just outcropping of like just palm trees and greenery, just this little circle of that. And then you'll go to it and there's like running water.

But it's really just in the middle of the desert. That's so cool. It's really cool. The watering hole. I know. I have a, I took some pictures. I usually, I would upload them to Instagram. I'm surprised I haven't yet.

Hey, bro. Maybe I will. And they'll be like, this is late. Deep fry them and then put them on Twitter. True. I'll put the 95 filter on them. Yep. Put the 95 filter.

Put some emojis on it. Deep fry it. Blast it. Nuke it. You got it, man. I know. I haven't posted on Instagram since like, I don't know when. i went to yosemite while you were in yoshua tree yeah you and i just we both decided that we needed kind of like to get because i i personally i know you were able to visit home

but just in general during this code you and i just need wanted to get out and you and i have the privilege and luxury of being able to do that while being somewhat secure, as long as we create a backlog of content of some sort. Yeah, yeah. And so we already, we made sure we recorded all of the spooky mega stuff, and we have stuff prepared for afterwards. So we each took a nice kind of like, just trip to get away, to get the fuck away. Get the fuck out of here.

Enjoy nature. I like how we each had our own. I had the desert. You had the forest. It's beautiful. The weather was so nice. It was so cool. Wasn't there some dome rock or whatever? Yeah. Did you see that one? I did, yeah. Did you do any hikes? The air quality sucked.

Because of the fires? Yeah. It was all smoky. It was super smoky, but it was still, it still felt really good. So I, I, I didn't do any like major hikes because the air quality was so bad, but I did, uh, I, I, I drove through Yosemite for a while, got out, I walked around. I, I, I made, I went on little trails and I found myself. Did we stargazing? Maybe a little bit.

A little bit stargazing. It was so pretty though. I went on little trails and I found myself. Did you stargaze? Maybe a little bit. A little bit stargazing. It was so pretty though. And I've never driven like up like that part into California. It was like four hours north of here. And you just start going through like just flat farmland. Oh, yeah. Once you start heading north, like if you're going towards San Francisco essentially, even though Yosemite is what, a little like more northeast?

It's, it's. Isn't it like northeast? You take Highway 99, so it's like instead of going up, yeah, you're going northeast. But yeah, it's one of the most boring drives if you decide to not go the PCH, if you just want to take the more scenic long route. You're just going through just flat farms. It's just nothing but a straight line.

It's a straight line. Straight line, and then you have farms every now and then, cows every now and then, but it's nothing but flat, and then like a kind of a hill over to the left yep that's exactly what it is so what i did was uh i i just restarted i forgot that juno samuel put the chris chan documentary in audio form on spotify so i just restarted still dude what was the last episode you and i watched 38 37 i like watching it with people. Come over and watch it, man, anytime. Okay. There should be a new one this weekend, so, what, 45, 46?

So, yeah. I think I'm only on, like, 38 or something. You're late 30s, but it gets good. It gets real good. I like that, though, because it makes me feel like, it's that, you know that feeling after you've binged something where it's like, well. Now what? Now what?

Yeah. I guess I just wait. I'm not in that, because at any point, I could just binge a shited something where it's like, well, now what? Now what? I guess I just wait. I'm not in that. Because at any point, I could just binge a shit ton. And I could binge three episodes and still not be caught up. And that's three hours of my time gone. I never thought I'd catch up on it. And now here I am where I'm like, I still can't believe I'm part 30 something.

It goes by quick. Well, speaking of media, it's been a little bit since we've we've we've talked yeah did you huh did you watch borat 2 did you watch borat 2 i did i did you watched it i did watch it there are a lot of it i it's not it's not bad i bad. Dude, I'm scared to talk about it with you because I know that you probably really liked it a lot, right? No, I'm on the same page. Really? I thought it wasn't as good as Borat 1, but it had a lot of good moments. its plot was more of a center

more of a focal point for the movie than the pranks and kind of the nonsense was a lot of it yeah funny cringe worthy in the positive sense the synagogue scene dude

that one I had to look away with that one I was screaming at that scene in Borat 2 when he walks into the fucking synagogue dressed up like that. Yeah, that was... Honestly, my opinion on the Rudy Giuliani thing, as much as he was being kind of, you know, inappropriate, it felt like it was edited up a lot, too. That specific instance. He definitely was being creepy.

He's a creepy old man. I'm going to get your phone number and address. Yeah. Get your phone number and address. Then the pats are on the side and then he's, he's, he's tucking it. He's like,

I'm not saying he's innocent of anything. I'm just saying that like, I think the hype, like if I saw that without the hype it would have been a lot bigger yeah but since the twitter hype brought it up I thought like he was gonna be like grabbing his cock through his pants and shit start jerking himself off underneath but yeah I was like fuck okay I thought they were gonna like I thought he was like done I uh from from what it sounded on Twitter yeah they got really hyped up on Twitter but god

dude that felt like a the monkey thing was so funny it's like how the chimp was the cultural ambassador to Kazakhstan and like number one porn star oh god no I liked the addition of the daughter a lot I think it felt like a very middle of the ground who is America

episode yeah like Borat is still my favorite I think it felt like a very middle of the ground Who is America episode Yeah Borat is still my favorite I think it'll be better I think it'll age and be better Because honestly some of it was just so topical Almost that it was like It's almost not funny because it's so Still happening and so topical

The twist was cool Dude the twist was so funny That was so well written the way he worked okay also the way he worked in covid in general like because it happens during the filming i'm i'm guessing yeah i worked that into the plot so they had to work it in and it's genius the way they worked into it the the ending uh it's like an action movie cinematic like i thought i really liked how they did that. How they basically just turned the ending into an action movie with really high quality cinematography.

When he drops the glass and shit. I still think I prefer both Borat and Bruno over Borat's subsequent movie film. I do as well. I watched Bruno last week as well. And I've seen it before. But I never really liked it that much. But for some reason, last time I watched it, it really hit. It was so fucking funny.

I think because Bruno's the perfect character to test. Bruno does two things, right? It tests the homophobia of Americans in a lot of the things. And what Bruno does since he works in the entertainment industry, he also kind of takes a task to the entertainment industry as well. When you look at the sketch with the moms in particular who are like, my baby can be Jesus. Is your baby okay with being stung by bees? Is she okay with rapid acceleration? Yeah.

Dude, the worst is when he's like, how much does she weigh? He's like, 30 pounds. He's like, can she lose 10 pounds in two weeks? And she's like, yes, we can make that happen. And he's like, if she can't do that, will you get her surgery to do that? She's like, we'll do whatever it takes. Jesus fucking Christ, dude. I will say, the one part that made me

scream in the new Borat movie was when he's in the plastic surgeon's office and his 15 year old daughter asks the doctor like would you have sex with me and he's like dude I know I was like no way if your father wasn't here

yes oh god dude that just oh my god I thought they had a lot of smart like I thought the comedy in it like there's a lot of smart, like I thought the comedy in it, like there's a lot of smart, fun turns. Oh yeah, for sure. Like when she eats the cupcake with the little baby on it and then they go to the religious, I guess, clinic. I think that was South Carolina.

I put baby inside of her. Apparently a lot of it was in South Carolina. They filmed also a lot of the first Borat, a good bit of the first Borat in that area because my dad recognized one of the managers of a hotel he knew from- The guy that is like, his wife is dead. High five. Yep. My dad knows, knew of that guy. Not like friends, but just like, I guess when you're a manager, you know other managers.

I watched it. I watched Borat with someone recently and I paused at that scene. I was like, Ryan's dad knows that guy. And this was in South Carolina. God, it was really good still, though. And I enjoyed it. But the first Borat, you can't really top that, you know? No.

And you can't top. I mean, Bruno's so good, too. Bruno is. Borat's the number one for me in terms of anything Sacha Baron Cohen has ever done. Magnum Opus. It is. Yeah. Because the first Borat, he's able to actually play with all of the kind of the small intricacies of the racial divide, of xenophobia that our country holds.

That in this new one doesn't work as much because people recognize Borat. And so he has to go the who is America route and kind of dresses other people. And when, and the thing I made Borat, so Borat is just, it was Borat. And I know this movie gives you the excuse that he's hiding behind certain personas, which is cool to think about that. Sasha Baron Cohen is playing Borat, playing someone else. But at the same time, I,

I, I've maybe, sorry, I get stuck in my head sometimes and maybe it's just, we're not surprised by a lot of the shit anymore. Cause Borat, when it came out, it was,

we were young and, and we didn't see much like that except for like maybe jackass style content and you know when we're younger the world is so small and so when he's like showing all these people and what they think we're like holy fuck these big gotcha moments and in this one

we're older we already know the world's fucked up so when people are saying these fucked up things we're not as surprised yeah true you know what else came out the new Eric Andre So when people are saying these fucked up things, we're not as surprised. It's like, oh, this is the world. You know what else came out? The new Eric Andre season. I watched the first two.

Who's the guest on the first two episodes? Oh, fuck. There's a figure skater. There's, I don't remember. It's like actresses, someone from Shameless. But it's really funny it's really good can we go outside and see what is going on

I don't know because the thing is the sound it's obviously not coming from wherever we're hearing it from so I think we'd miss it it's like they're on

a perfect loop around the house what if Jackson is just outside with a gun just then the cops are out there so like he's outside

having a standoff with the police we're there so like he's outside with like a having like a standoff with the police we're just recording a podcast we're just in here recording a podcast like man what's that helicopter that keeps

going over yeah Eric Andre new season's good I liked it it's it's uh his the theme is like it's fancy now it's like the set

is like super decked out and like elegant and uh real nice I think uh yeah I just uh I finally did it. Because when I was younger, one of my favorite animes was Fullmetal Alchemist.

I binged Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. Oh, yeah, you finished it? Yeah. So I finally, because Brotherhood is the, okay, so you know all about that, right? Fullmetal Alchemist is a manga. TV show came out. It kind of went past the manga. So they had to kind of come up with their own ending, essentially. And then the manga ended.

They were able to create Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, which is also an anime, but it's more – it stays to the manga to a T. Oh, okay. Since it knows the ending already. Okay. But I used to watch the original one on Adult Swim the 2003 version I remember they used to show that late at night and I finally watched

The Brotherhood and I gotta say there's a reason why I always took a liking to it and it still holds up to this day and I recommend that anime to anyone who's interested. How long is it? It's 60 something episodes.

Oh, okay. So, yeah. I haven't seen that much. 64 episodes, I think. Surprise, surprise, actually. Matt Wiebuwatson has not seen that much anime. Whoa. I've seen Death Note all the way through.

And I've seen Clan Ad. Both are fantastic. Death Note is... I love Death Note. Have you seen Death Note? Like the anime? Not the shitty Netflix movie. I only saw the Willem Dafoe

and... No, no, no. I watched like half of that and turned it off. It was horrible. Yeah. The anime's amazing. I think I made it all the way to the end just because I was like, this is so awful. It's... Oh my god. I got to the part where like the guy's head explodes or something and I turned it off.

I think the next anime I want to watch just because I think in my life, of the anime that I've actually watched from beginning to end all the way through, has only been Avatar and Fullmetal Alchemist and now Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. All the guys in my house are watching Avatar.

No, they're watching Korra, though. I think they're watching both. I think they finished... I don't know. I think the next one I want to do is One Punch Man. It's short. I haven't seen the second season.

There's only two seasons, right? Yeah, I've only seen the first season. That and Mob Psycho 100, which is by the same people and it's so good. Both of those are amazing. Mob Psycho and fucking One so good. Both of those are amazing. Mob Psycho and fucking One Punch Man. I think after One Punch Man I'd do Cowboy Bebop

potentially just because there's so much surrounding it. Have you seen Cowboy Bebop? Half of it. What do you think? I was in college. I was a freshman in college. I don't remember any of it. I remember Donald Trump Jr. or Eric Trump, I don remember which one, tweeted out like a screenshot of, he searched mob on Google Images. And all the things that came up were like mob psycho.

And he's like, look at how Google sends you results. What is this? Because he wanted like pictures of mobs. I thought it would come up with like Minecraft mobs. No, and it was just mob from mob psycho. Can you edit that? And he put it on Twitter like, what is this? And it was just like him tweeting out anime.

Great anime, though. It's fantastic. Eric, just I hate all of Trump's family. Dude. It's nothing political. I just think they're all morons. Like, I love how you could have hated Trump like most people did before he ran for president. And you would have been seen as like, yeah, he's an asshole.

But now if you hate him. You're some libtard Cuck I also who gets easily I guess offended and triggered But I mean I'm I guess I am being triggered so I am proving you are you're being triggered right now man Donald Trump Jr.. Also, I like his television appearances where he's he's So high on cocaine he's like fucking red and blabbering. It's crazy. He's the one with brown hair, right? Yeah.

Okay. He's the one that's- With the dark hair. Yeah. He's always on Fox. He'll be on, I think I saw that he was like a guest on Crowder, like Louder with Crowder or something. Hannity and all that stuff.

And it's just like- He's going to run for president one day. No shit. I was telling my mom they're setting like either avanka or him are gonna run and then and then eventually so basically he who's the oh no matt what you gotta poop again i think i might need to nope maybe not no okay we're good we're good we're good we're good i think, okay, is Eric Trump the blonde one? Yes.

And then Junior's the dark one. Eric's the one that could be played by Jonah Hill in a movie. Okay. Okay. So Eric is like the Jeb. Yes. And then Junior is like George Junior. Yes.

Which is exactly how, that's interesting. That is how it works. Do you think Eric knows he's the Jeb of the family? Definitely, yeah. Or do you think he's like, no, no, I'm part of the Trump family. They make fun of him on the SNL jokes about him. I have to take a shit. You got to take a shit?

I'm going to go outside and see what's going on with these helicopters. More ads. Mystery solved. Well, I took, first off, that might have been the most relieving shit I've had this whole month. Whole month? Like, there's a lot that came out, and I just feel empty now. Nice, man. Anyways.

How much shit? Damn. I like to, I hope that someone that's been listening along from the beginning has kept, like, a record of a, like. All my shit breaks? Your shit, well, just, like, the status of them, because, you know, I think it's important that every time you come back, we at least see how it was, how much, and that's what we do on this podcast. Um, so yeah, we, but we, we figured out the helicopters.

Fire. Just a big fire nearby. Big old fire. Big old fire just started. So a lot of traffic is cropping up already. A lot of, uh, it's actually like alarmingly close to the office. Yeah. Like, like really, really close to the office.

So that's what the helicopters that have been flying over are. We saw one fly over the office like real low. But yeah, so hopefully the office doesn't catch on fire while we're finishing up the podcast. Yeah. Hopefully. I think we're, I mean, it's not, it's while we're finishing up the podcast. Yeah. Hopefully. I think we're... I mean, it's technically not our house. Like, we don't own it.

Jackson's back. I saw the shadow. Me too, unless that wasn't Jackson. Could be a burglar. Jackson? Okay. Okay, good. Just making sure.

Or it could be a burglar that's really good at imitating Jackson. Oh. Yeah? That is true. You know? Shit. What's something only Jackson knows? Okay, just making sure. Or it could be a burglar that's really good at imitating Jackson. Oh, yeah? That is true. What's something only Jackson knows? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hey, Jackson, what's your birthday? You should know!

That sounds like that could be... That's suspicious. He threw it back at you, which means that that could be a burglar. Oh, okay, it is Jackson. Did you see the fire? Actually... Did you See the fire Rips off the fire. It's really close Yeah, no, it's like it's like it's like like a you know brand park, you know when we do when we take the back route way Yeah, it's it's it's it's behind brand park We should go take pictures in front of it

You guys wanna go see it? Like flexing and stuff It's really It's like a mile away Less than a mile Really? Oh yeah The one in Orange County

There's a massive one They had it evacuated like 60,000 people And you just saw it by going through His train went through it I went through the smoke Oh shit Cause I was in the bathroom Taking a piss on the train

Taking a piss on the train Okay It the bathroom taking a piss on the train. Taking a piss on the train, okay. It smelled really, taking a piss on the train and it just reeked of smoke and I went outside and it was like, just thick-ass smoke everywhere. Thick-ass smoke.

You were like, is my piss what smells smoky? Like, did I eat something? Well, I was on the way to the train station and it was like, oh, we're evacuating Orange County. All people,

no, sorry, not Orange County, this part of Irvine. I was like, it's kind of near the station. But All people, or no, sorry, not Orange County. This part of Irvine. I was like, it's kind of near the station. But I was able to get on my train, thankfully. Damn, dude. Yeah, I saw Orange County's got some big, it's Santa Ana winds going on right now. I was worried I was going to have to call out of work. Thankfully, we didn't work.

Hey, man. Well, just know that you're not allowed to call out of work. You need to let us know at least two weeks in advance if you're going to be sick or something. Two months in advance if you're going to be sick or something. Two months in advance. Two months in advance if you're going to be sick. All three ways. What? No, no, no, no. That doesn't apply to us. No, no, no. We're the business.

I'm human resources. You're the subservient. Hey, keep it up, sport. Slugger. Go put that fire out, man. Go take some pictures of the fire for Patreon. Take my water. Hey, go put the fire out, though. Jackson stops on it, like spits on it. It puts it, like it stops it.

What if like later today the office is not here anymore? Because the fire just... Then luckily we have a Patreon, I guess. the office is not here anymore because the fire just then luckily we have a Patreon I guess yep and we'll just do it we'll go back to doing Super Mega out of our houses

think you'll ever go back to that one day? hope not I can see though that happening if we ever split from Super Mega and we do our own things we'll be kind of like think of everyone who's left either I can see, though, that happening. Like, if we ever split from Super Megan, we do our own things, you know. We'll be kind of like, like, think of everyone who's left either Game Grumps, Rooster Teeth, any big corporation name, whatever. They usually go off and do, like, kind of solo streaming or they, you know, do more of a solo thing.

So I think that's probably the route. We'll go back to doing the podcast on a couch in our living room. back to doing the podcast on a couch in our living room. Like the final era of the podcast kind of taking it back to its roots with shitty $50 microphones off Amazon. That first episode, man. You can hear it in that first episode.

How did we... I want to listen back to the opening of the first episode. Dude, now I have to take a shit. Do you? Really bad. I mean, you can take a shit. Play how this whole podcast starts. There goes that helicopter. Hey.

Can we still use this song? Incoming strike. Good afternoon, children. I'm Ryan McGee, and I'm here with Matt Watson. Say hello, Matt. That's me. Yep, that's him. That's a him. Matt's animal crackee, and I'm here with Matt Watson. Say hello, Matt. That's me. Yep, that's him. That's a him, Matt Watson.

Matt's animal crack friend. This is the Super Megacast. This is the first episode of the new podcast that we are now hosting on YouTube. Thursday, April 14th. We used to put the date up there, didn't we? Mm-hmm. Not anymore. You know, I don't think Ryan would have said it any better myself.

This is the first episode. Listen to that. This is the very first episode of Super Megacast. And we are here to talk about... What are we going to talk about, Ryan? Listen to that. Just the rest of the podcast. Just play this. That's the beginning of a... So performative I was. We both were. I guess we're still very performative.

We've chilled out in terms of our conversation dynamic. We used to be like, so, Ryan, tell me a little bit about it. But now it's like... Well, you know, let me just segue over here for a second, buddy. And now it's like... I guess we're just boring now. Boring old fogies.

Hey man, you wanna... I gotta take a shit. Hey man, I'm gonna go take a shit now the podcast is just like hey man I'm gonna go take a shit real quick that's what it's turned into oh man

I really do have to go shit I'm gonna go take a poo poo I don't wanna interrupt it again but I really have to shit no it's fine it's fine it's not even that much it's more of an interruption

for us than the audience because more time passes for us than the audience when we go take poos okay okay well I'm gonna go really reallyos okay okay well i'm gonna go really really quick okay okay i'm not gonna do anything i'm just gonna stay quiet probably be on my phone listen to some tiktoks or some shit like that i'll be right back

actually i'm gonna i'm gonna listen i'm gonna i'm gonna watch my favorite tiktok right now may allah awaken the people and help them to see The evil doings of Israel And the United States I'm back baby That was also super satisfying And good for me Yeah it was great I'm happy for you

I feel very just cleansed That's how I felt after I took my poop For me it wasn't just all at once It was like First like a little And then in the middle there was then I weighed a little bit more and then there was more. Exactly, dude. Exactly the same for me. It wasn't diarrhea. It was

soft. Yeah. But it was still solid and together. I think now that we're back together, maybe the Lord blessed us with good bowel movements. Yeah. You know. We say it's like we're sitting here doing two white men doing a podcast talking about three poop breaks in this one pooping while like a mile away. There's like people's houses like surrounded by fire.

It's not our problem. Yep. We didn't start the fire. Let's talk more about poop. We didn't start the fire. Like it. That's good, man. The world's been burning since.

Wait. It's always burning since the world's been turning. We didn't start the fire i used to dad i remember matt watson is stupid and he's dumb don't say that to me that's the part of the song that i was singing the song dude billy joel did not look up look up the lyrics right now billy joel did not put that in the original lyrics right now now and read them out to me Matthew verbatim he didn't start the fire lyrics ok Harry Truman doors day red china johnny ray South Pacific Walter

Winchell don't Joe DiMaggio doge Joe McCarthy Richard Nixon Studebaker television Matt Watson. What the fuck? Matt Watson is really stupid? I told you. He didn't say that, dude. You edited this. And he's also really dumb. Eisenhower vaccine. England's got a new queen.

Marciano Liberace said goodbye. There's one part where I swear to God, I was like, did he just say Bieber? But he doesn't say Bieber. I wish he had thrown Doge in there. I don't think he had enough time. Yeah, well, I mean, he's still alive, man. He could do a redo of it where he could go through like the... Do you remember the We Didn't Start the Flame Wars?

Yes, I do. From JibJab? Yep, on JibJab. Because they do like the year in review? JibJab Don't play any clips From uh On Spotify it's fine Nothing happened to us On Spotify or Apple Music

But god forbid we watch A clip from stupidvideos.com And the Content owner is like no Mine That's one of the instances where the podcast is actually different from the Spotify version than the YouTube version. Because in the YouTube version, I play sad music

and then put a screenshot of the claim for about five seconds. Dude, it's a... It's the funny fart video. I know. The famous funny fart video from Stupid Videos. I guess the owner of that video is pretty stupid. Did you check out the name of the sound? It was like licking a farting grandpa's ass.

Yeah. And I was like, what? I like the serious copyright claim in the email with that. Well, now they can't get it because they were about to make money off of our podcast. We should have fought it. And then go to court over it And it's like in court they just have to keep saying Like licking a farting grandpa's ass

They have to give cases to the new Supreme Court Justice Sometimes so why not this That should be the first one Let's put the first podcaster case up there I uh Oh yeah by the way sometimes when you guys watch the podcast early on you're like why are there 25 I know YouTube does that and then not us because like I'll I'll set

everything up I'll have the title everything like I'll have it monetized before and after the video and usually like mid-roll ads for YouTubes they used to didn't put they didn't put them on there at all and then you could check a box later on where it's like put you know whatever mid-rolls on there I think and it would your video would have to be over 10 minutes to be able to put mid-rolls on there right but in our case for some reason

they put mid-rolls every like three minutes yeah I don't know what the fuck happened so we have to go in there and delete it and that's why there's so many We don't realize it like when we upload the video that it put all those in there because we don't see them on our end because we have ad block. But

basically all the sudden we'll see comments. We're like, why are there so many fucking ads? And then we look and we're like, fuck. Some people in the comments are pretty chill about it. We never mean to. They know what it is just bring it to our attention if it happens again

dude those are some long ass toenails damn dude very long toenails clip those bad boys man let's go get pedicures we only try to put like 2 or 3 or 4 now on the podcast just cause the little tiny mid-rolls help with revenue.

Yeah. They're not too jarring, hopefully. Our podcast used to be like 30-something minutes. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Why do we – is it just because we didn't know how to talk longer than that? I think so. And now we kind of do?

We used to have to cut it up so much too. And now it's kind of just like – well, this one I'm going to have to cut up a lot because of all the poop breaks. Yeah. What's Jackson do? Jackson's listening to some Smashing Pumpkins. He made himself a little charcuterie board on his desk. Did he? Yeah, he has a little bottle of water and, like, some cheese.

And he had, like, a nice little set up there when I walked by. You know what Matt I wanna do some crazy stuff for this special podcast yeah for the spooky mega podcast let's take a walk real quick

ah whoa the podcast away from the recording room I don't know this This is crazy, Matthew. Put your flip-flops on, Ryan. I am putting my flip-flops on. I want to go check out this charcuterie board. This is lower quality.

Dude, Jackson. What is this? You set yourself up some cheese that you actually did. I don't know if we can have that song playing in the background. Hey, oh, turn it off. This is not copyrighted. So smashing pumpkins?

May I have some cheese and a cracker? Help yourself. With, instead of crackers, you have Tostito. Yeah. Gluten-free, yeah. Okay. And what kind of meat is this? This is a salami, it's a peppered salami.

Oh wow, that looks really good. This is a apple smoke gouda oh damn apple smoke some gherkins i don't think i'm gonna have any pickles on it i do like the pickles man how about you want me to cut you some cheese give me some cheese and give me some of that peppered uh jack jackson just cut the cheese that's that salami did you just bring this to work yeah i gotta start packing my lunch. Yeah, I'm trying to. I'm going to have one plain. I want to have one plain, too.

I don't want to. Just give me half one. I don't want to steal your salami, Jess. No, man. Hope y'all sell. You sure? Yeah. Dan, can you cut that little piece for me right there?

Very good. Let me try it. Can I have a little bit of, like, a tiny piece of the cheese, too? As much as you want. Thanks, man. Man, I love this echoey low but hey oh wow what that peppered salami is delicious man that's like i know this is a nice that's like a grown-up's lunchable i got this little spread right here

fucking fantastic man awesome thank you yeah of course enjoy. I'm not. Oh, man. I'm over here now. Oh, shit. See, Matt? Matt didn't follow me. And now he's not a part of the podcast. Now I am. I don't think people like it when I'm chewing into my phone, Mike. What do you think?

I don't think they like that. If I'm being frank. Well, wasn't it exciting? We took him out of the room. We took everyone on a little field trip. What were you guys looking for? Oh, we're done. We just wanted some cheese.

Yeah, we just wanted some cheese. We're back. Back in the room now. Wow. You guys enjoyed that field trip? I hope you did. Got to go to Jackson's desk. Got to enjoy some nice meats and cheeses.

And I can't think of anything else to talk about yeah so i think we're just gonna end it here look at me look me in the eyes no matt matt say it you're the captain now. Oh. Oh. Do the accent. Oh. All right. Sure. Sure. You're the captain now. Yeah.

Isn't that Phillips? That's what he sounds like. That's what I want you to do. That's what it sounds like. Sure. Sure. Okay. Yeah.

Sure. Sure. Now. Now, uh, I'm not going to suck your cock as Captain Phillips.