supermegashow - EP 217 - Political Fatigue

Episode Date: November 4, 2020

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Oh. Oh. Ah. It's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Fuck, with Patrick Warburton? Andton and rick rick moranis more rick more anus i don't think patrick warburton's in honey i shrunk the kid are you sure pretty sure dude that's rick more anus yeah who we talked about in a recent episode he got decked in the face he did get decked in the face, though. He did. Hard, too. He dropped that boy.

So this is just exactly a copy and paste of last week's podcast. Anyway, guys, how long could we go just talking about the same topics every week before you comment, oh, but you do already. But I mean like almost exactly

same conversations. I think we should get like a bot or something to kind of voice to text and just do whatever we say on this podcast and the next podcast. We just do that one except translated from that speech to text. I wonder if someone can make a bot that can like – the scary thing is there, so many voice samples of us online that an AI could easily replicate our voices. Really? Exactly. You just give it like so many hours of this podcast. Yeah.

Have you seen the AI ones online that can do Obama or Trump or like. But I feel like if they gave them our podcast, they would like, it would start to, I think Jackson's listening to TikToks. Yeah, I hear it too. I don't know what it is. It just sounds like squeaking and squawking. But yeah, they can, I don't know how they do it, but they can make AI analyze someone's voice. Analyze?

I'd like to analyze your mom if you know what I'm saying. Come on. Not this early. But someone could make a bot of our voice and then make us say something really bad and then put us in hot water. And we like we didn't say that it's like prove it it's like it hurts yeah hot water hurts very bad damn damn thank you all right you've been smoking wood again yeah don't do that dude it's not an alternative to cigarettes

it's an alternative the coal though well you shouldn't smoke either one of them you're smoking sticks and and i see you hacking your lungs up out there sticks lumber let's get it straight small pieces of lumber and that's probably worse for you than cigarettes man that's something right there's no like carcinogens and shit right well it's wood it It's smoke, man. Nah. Just go back to cigarettes if that's the case. It's pure.

It's like tobacco, you know, people grow and then they put all these chemicals in it. I'm, quote-unquote, smoking, as you say. I like to think of it more as vaping. I'm, like, vaping solid wood. That is kind of cool, I guess. Like, it's all natural when you look at it that way since it's natural it's meant to

be burnt within my lungs and like when you think of like a child like if you burned that child alive and I just inhaled it into my lungs like the elites do then then yeah that is going to produce a cleaner high than marijuana

or- That's true, man. Or cigarettes, because you know they're putting stuff in marijuana these days. You know they're having fun with it chemically. Yeah, they are. The government. And you know what they say, man. God made dirt, so dirt don't hurt.

So that's kind of the exact example of that, man. Honestly, yeah. Yeah. Just keep doing it and tell me how it goes okay are they really putting stuff in marijuana these days no i don't know i don't think so but you know i'm sure they do though not like the way they do with cigarettes where it's like this is uh this is floor cleaner uh it's like uh they put gorilla glue in this i bet they put like other extracts or things to make it like activate faster because different weeds get you high at different times like now or like five

minutes from now or like yeah but there's so many variables i guess you know like think about you know your health then think about i guess the day that you've had, like, stress levels, like, and I feel like there's a lot of things that could affect your high, so, like, I never know. Yeah, that's true. And also, like, how much you smoke. They probably don't really put anything in it. But I think, I do think that they're growing it to be

stronger, though. Like, I feel like, I feel like I'm talking about the government-regulated stuff, not, like, the shit you get off the streets, but I feel like they're like I'm talking about the government regulated stuff, not like the shit you get off the streets. But I feel like they're growing it. So they're a lot stronger. I had I had an older friend, an older friend said that it's completely like different from the stuff from like the 70s and stuff. Like it's stronger.

Yeah. Really? Damn. I think they kind of engineer it to be because now they can perfectly craft different strains. And, you know, you'll but you always like i don't know it's this thinking of a i guess america where it's like you always think that something's better in the good old days i guess where it's like oh it must have been better in the good old days you know yeah yeah when you would the original like when you think of um like classic coke you know where it's like coke now

sucks but i prefer classic coke that's not really an america thing that's just a world only real ones will remember it how it tasted yeah only real ones sorry guys if you didn't all you guys are probably too too young to have ever remembered classic coke like ryan and i did and also nostalgia hits on that same wavelength of like kind of oh don't you love the past don't you wish the past was just here don't you miss being a child and not being reminded that you're going to die and you've succeeded at nothing in life except make a blip of noise it's like okay jordan peterson calm down i can just relax and play video games and i don't have to think about my impact on the universe.

Vocal surgery really did him well. He sounds a lot more confident. I know, I know. Imagine if Jordan Peterson also started to be like, Hey guys, how's it going? No, dude, he fucking makes a wish on a star and he and Markiplier's voice switch. We haven't mentioned Mark too much, I feel, lately. We've been talking about Markiplier so much lately.

We're on a Mark kick. Dude, I mean, it's kind of hard not to, man. He's a meme. There's something about him that just infiltrates, you know, your brain waves. And you just got him on your mind, you know? Yeah. It's like a little earworm. He gets in there and he gets in your brain.

And next thing you know, I got him. Well, I like to think of it like he's comforting me i feel him like he crawls inside of my ear and my brain and he's going oh remember me remember the good old days but but back to jordan peterson it'd be be uh jordan peterson plier you know that's That's a good OC right there. You know, so... Hello. Hello, everybody. Today I'm going to be playing Five Nights at Freddy's, and so I've never played this game before, you know, so I don't know if I'm going to be come on to

or what's going to happen. Oh! Sorry, that scared me. Mickey Mouse. I know, that scared me. Mickey Mouse. I know, he just turns into Mickey Mouse. Hey, boys, I would prefer it if you would stop talking about me and Markiplier right now, okay? Okay. Okay, Jordan, sorry.

I'm going to go back up to hell now. Okay, Jordan. Goodbye. Bye, buddy. Okay. Dude, let's talk about marijuana more. Okay. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, let's talk about marijuana then. I thought you were leaving, Jordan. You know. Okay, see you talk about marijuana more. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, let's talk about marijuana then. I thought you were leaving, Jordan. You know. Okay, see you. Bye. Bye. Just kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. You probably made some kid out there like smash his fist on his chest. He's like, stop. You know, one person literally was having a bad day. The second he was like, ugh. Their reflex is just, ugh. But then they accidentally just see the keys just fly up in the air. Or there's some guy that probably just farting and laughing.

Just having a good old time. That's our average listener, right? Like a fucking two-year-old. Like a big grown man in his underwear in the dark of his room, like rolling around his bed laughing. Green fresh skin marks, having a good old time. He hasn't showered in like two days. And like next to his bed, there's like 50 like finished like TV dinner trays just like stacked. He has hairy shave gel bird marks.

He has like all of our products too like in the bed with him he's wearing his MeUndies dude that's so real though well you got your shout out in this episode so I hope you're rolling around with glee do you think there's any just like

old like 70 year old man in like in his diaper watching superman like russia who just listens to us like so now he's a 70 year old man in a diaper in russia think about someone that like lives in like china or siberia like and it's like a 70 year old man they just listen to us every day like you i you think there's at least one like old man that listens to us? I couldn't imagine. I'd like to know because people are never truthful if we ask in the comments like how old are you? Well, actually, the only old person that sometimes watches this is Danny. But –

Oh, my God. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That was good. Thank you. I like that. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That was good. Thank you. I like that. I'm sorry. That was just another.

It's so mean. Just a flare up. It's laughing because of how cruel and unusual your jokes were, Matt. Sorry. Sorry. He's checking his nails. Danny and I joke like that with each other. Yeah.

I'm sure. I'm sure. You talk all the time, I bet. It's not actually him like that with each other. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. You talk all the time, I bet. It's not actually him like boiling with rage. Like, very funny, man. Wow, good one. You know, there's got to be like one old man out there. Like what's the oldest?

Watching Super Mega just. Reliving his heyday? Because he's like, I used to be a little boy. Super Mega. I used to be a little boy like that Mac used to be a little boy like like that super mega all the time it's just some like kind of he goes through russian to like yeah every other i was trying to figure out like because it kind of sounds like a yes bro i am a russian person they're talking slow and so I watch Super Mega and then I watch PewDiePie

my favorite episode of PewDiePie is the one with the boxes that is a good one and the bridge is hilarious classic classic moment classic moment

stop bringing it up stop stop stop. Yeah, but I'm sure there's one old dude, you know? No. Yes. No way. Comment if you're old. You're going to lie.

14-year-olds will be like, I'm 81. I'm from Sweden. Jordan Peterson's pretending to be. I said a 14-year-old commenting, so. Dude, but fucking, what you been up to, man? Halloween was this weekend. I said a 14 year old comedy. Dude. What you been up to man? Halloween was this weekend. We was just big chilling.

I know. It was great. What did you do? For Halloween? Yeah. Nothing much. Yeah? I played some World of Warcraft. And I watched a spooky movie.

Beetlejuice. I haven't seen Beetlejuice. It was my first time actually seeing it all the way through. Because when I was younger, I was too scared to watch it. Because of the giant worm. You're the third person I've talked to about in the last three days about Beet beetlejuice and then me saying i haven't seen beetlejuice so i mean i just saw it for the first time so it's not like is it good it's not like i have any nostalgia for it you know um yeah it's it's like a fun it's a very fun halloween movie i think it's the perfect like

one of the kind of like a yeah a perfect ha Halloween movie, just like Nightmare Before Christmas or some shit like that. Just in that vibe. And it's like classic Tim Burton where he wasn't getting all goofy with everything, every design choice he made on a set or whatever. All the I don't know. It just was a point in Tim Burton's career where his flavoring was kind of spiced out throughout the movie. It wasn't it didn't that wasn't like the main feature. It was just kind of like a tool in his arsenal that he had where now it's just the only thing he really brings to the table. Did Tim Burton do Pirates of the Caribbean?

No, no, no, no, no. I don't know why I thought Tim Burton's Pirates of the Caribbean. He did Dumbo. Classic. Didn't Chris Col- wait, who did Pirates of the- no, it was, uh, where- what's his name? It's the- Disney. No, but the director, Jerry Bruckheimer?

Was he the guy who did it? Jerry Bruckheimer. Him? Yeah, I don't know. Who did Pirates of the Caribbean? I thought it was- for some reason in my head I just heard Tim Burton's Pirates of the Caribbean. No. He did Edward Scissorhands though, right?

He did, yes. Okay, that movie's awesome. And he did Big Fish, which is a movie you like. Oh, I forgot he did. Yeah, dude. What movie was I looking up though? Pirates of the Caribbean. For some reason I want to say Jerry Bruckheimer.

But let's see. Jerry Garcia, actually. Pirates, let's see. Curse of the Black Pearl. Director, nope. Gore Verbinski. Curse of the Black. Pearl. Director. Nope. Gore Verbinski. Who the fuck is Gore Verbinski? The director of the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean.

Do you know who that is actually? He did Rango. Oh. He did Lone Ranger. I watched Rango at a friend's house on a tiny CRT TV once at a sleepover. And it just was uncomfortable for me. But I think it was more because my surrounding was in his older brother's bed, which was very dirty. Had not been washed in ages.

And the room smelled kind of weird. And I didn't feel good. And Rango was on a small TV in the corner of the room. Wait a second. Jerry Bruckheimer did do shit. Oh, he was the producer. He's a producer for Pirates of the Caribbean because guess what I was somewhat right you know you know why I know Jerry

Bruckheimer it's the beginning of Kangaroo Jack oh shit it's the one where it's like going down the road really fast yeah with the lightning bolt is he Australian Bruckheimer I don't I don't that was the worst Australian accent I've ever done wait was Kangaroo Jack the only wasn't there a kangaroo in that in that logo or is it just in the kangaroo

They added it in that one. I don't think it's in the actual one. So all throughout my history I always just kind of like, since I think it's probably one of the first things I saw with that logo on it and it was just kind of like it struck me because I guess it scared me as a kid too because it was a thunderstorm. I was a little

scared little bitch as a kid. So I saw the kangaroos to that and I'm like, oh, so so they always have kangaroos and then later on i didn't see them and i'm like oh i guess it's just not the same logo so okay it's kind of a cool ass specific for for karangu karangu jack it's fun man yeah it's a good logo uh but uh yeah man brookheimer road or whatever the fuck it's like it's like it's like flying for those who don't know what we're talking about it's like a black screen with a little box and it's flying down a like an empty desert road and then it comes up to a tree and it gets struck by lightning yeah and then it underneath it's like jerry brookheimer or some shit but there's

another one that's a lighthouse yeah is that the same one that's castle rock entertainment or you know i'm talking about the lighthouse is like okay it's it's on like a lot of animated movies and then it like the lighthouse gets smaller as it gets into the logo right i don't know dude okay i gotta study my logos a little bit i thought like it was like the whole thing was like zooming like it was zooming out kind of like it wasn't just like stagnant i thought it might be dude maybe castle harbor i don't know. That sounds like a neighborhood. I got to study my

logos man. When you go home today make sure you study yours too because next week I want to I want to make sure we get this down.

OK. Now there's there's so many dude you know which one I have not seen in so long. What. The new line cinema

one where it's like the piece of like film and on the blue thing and then the two pieces of film come up and go on the sides. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

Are they still making shit? I haven't heard that name in a while. New Line Cinema. When's the last time you saw that intro? That's like old shit. Like there's no way I've. Do they still. I mean that was just like a production.

Like producers right? Mm-hmm. Nice. Yeah. I don't know what New Line Cinema has done cause I just stopped seeing that at movies same with the THX thing at the beginning

I mean do you remember that oh shit New Line Cinema did is it still in business we can pronounce New Line Cinema oh they're officially dead oh ok damn RIP New Line Cinema I had no idea thanks for all the

memories of the beginning of a movie thanks for the memories even though they were awesome yeah that's right fucking uh that's all I got about that's all I had to say about that that's all I had to say about the movie openings that's nice about the studio cards

I just, uh... Goddamn. They got really fancy with their, like, 3D and shit at the beginning of movies. Do you remember kind of like the late 90s, early 2000s when movie theaters started, like, kind of using, like, 3D in their intro, like, regal cinemas and shit? Dude, they

were like, okay, the first 30 seconds... We gotta be a kernel of popcorn flying out of a soda bottle exploding on a roller coaster that video was sick that was for uh regal cinema today i was like they still they upgrade there used to there was an old roller coaster it was bad and there's a new roller coaster one that's like a lot more but there's probably been three iterations maybe who remembers this it's like before a movie plays when the lights dim, it's like you're like first person on a roller coaster

but you're like going past like a big bucket of popcorn and like a thing of coke and like milk duds. And like the popcorn always kind of almost scared me as a kid. Oh, it's loud. Yeah. But that shit was awesome, man. I want to find the original. That's so nostalgic. I think that was definitely regal. Yeah, that hasn't been regal.

I like around the same time period when 3D was getting more popular movies would think it's like it would be so badass to make their like the title of the movie like super over the top in 3D cause you're like whoa I know like I was that's why they did it with Spy Kids and Shark Boy and Lava Girl where it was like oh water

and lava it's just my favorites there's some movies did it with Spy Kids and Shark Boy and Lava Girl where it was like, oh, water and lava. It's just. But my favorite is there's some movies where it doesn't fit, but you could tell they just did it because they thought it was so cool at the time. But now it's so lame. Like in the beginning of Twister, it's like a ton of like fast wind. And then these letters come in like spinning around like. And then they like all break and fly past the screen. And it's just so dumb.

and they like all break and fly past the screen. And it's just so dumb when it's like, okay, you go through a phase kind of like in, um, usually with CG, but CG is a whole different story. Like you'd go through a phase of getting to learn to use something like how people started out in costumes,

but then they like moved on beyond that and started making, you know, practical effects that looked better than a guy in a suit. Um, they made like, think of the, the difference between the design and the the practicality not the practicality but just in terms of design uh the difference between the old godzilla movies and then go through creature

design and costuming up yeah get to like ridley scott's alien and then you can even move up to now but ridley scott's alien is just like, is insane. That was like the first movie that really had that level of like effects, right? The Thing was a, I'd say like the cornerstone for like practical effects in horror. The Thing is amazing. Wait, is Alien all practical? The first one. Really?

It's a guy in a suit that plays the alien. Oh, that's so cool yeah that came out before uh like they could like create models that's so cool though that they did all that like movies like that in like uh 2001 like you can really see they just put like a lot of actual passion and work into them well predator is also a guy in a suit but he's more humanoid than the alien right yeah dude I remember seeing Alien. I never saw Predator. I just remember I just knew this kid in middle school that was really weird.

And all he did was draw drawings of Predator. I know a kid that's obsessed with Alien versus Predator. Yeah, he was too. And he would draw that like mixed with Halo comics. So he'd draw his own like comics where it's like Halo characters fighting that and um he'd just always come up and show him to me he'd just come up to me in the middle of like and just like shown me for an extended period of time i remember i remember like alien versus predator being a like a super like when i was a kid like that was like one of the scariest movies that was coming out like from

my point of view not in terms of the way it was marketed I guess but like now I go back and I look at scenes or I'll go back if I wanted to watch it but like I I've looked at scenes on YouTube throughout the years just because they pop up or like I'm interested in like how bad was this movie and it's just so campy and like today I wouldn't be that scared but like as a kid I'd be fucking horrified and I think it's the amount of like the amount of imagination you have as a kid is just like

can cripple you with fear like watching Jaws is a whole different experience like when you're a kid and like the world is like still your oyster and you're filling in the blanks then like now where it's like oh the cool thing about it is that the practical shark wasn't that fun to you and you get in more to like the facts of the filmmaking i guess how do we get back to that dude i guess if we did heroin every day maybe get back to that but

i don't want to i don't want to start doing that again no i don't think it would be good for both of our hearts, honestly. Well, there's some medical research that might say different, but I'll check that after the podcast. I got a few tubs of ketamine we could do. Yeah? Yeah. After the podcast? Yeah.

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. I, uh... I'm like Seth Rogen dying if he got shot and he's like bleeding out can you do your best impression of Seth Rogen like on the ground

after he got shot and he's bleeding out first he's gonna start off like like laughing right and then he's gonna get shot add a gun sound though I'll add a gun sound in post. You need to act like you're shooting me. So I have like.

And that would be his dying that would be seth that that's what seth rogan's dying breath would sound like that was incredible dude that was so much better than what i expected really i thought you were just gonna do like a quick thing and that was that was so well acted out that was awesome man he sounded like a like a like a creepy Beavis and Butthead character. He kind of is with a, ugh. I can't do the Seth Rogen laugh. It hurts my throat. And also, my vocal cords aren't as masculine as yours. I can't do those burps.

I can't do deep voices like that. What do you mean you can't do those burps? What do you mean? The way you can make yourself burp and you can do it so loud anytime you want. I don't think you're, like, I guess vocal cords have something to do with it but I think burps, like most of everyone can perform a belch it comes from your stomach, it's not in terms of like

how deep your voice is I never belch dude it comes from your stomach, it's gas in your stomach it's this little Matt's burps be like yeah, pretty much I can just make my burp I can make myself burp

I'm command baby What about Find yourself a guy Who can do this He'll do that in your face During sex It's the sucking in the air See if you can hear this

Because that's the grossest part to me This is me sucking in air For the burp How do they get close to the mic People are going to hate this But if you're interested. Oh, I hate. I didn't like that at all.

Also, when you were doing the, when you did the two burps, directly in between each one, Jackson sneezed. He was like, achoo, achoo. He's having his, he's such like a sensitive little guy. Like, sometimes the best way I can explain Jackson is if like someone. Listen, listen. I can hear it. The blowing the nose.

It's like someone like took my childhood and took the TV shows and like noticed there's always like a kid that's like always talking like this and like like like problems with their sinuses like Chucky from Rugrats and stuff like that and then they like inserted someone to where I can connect that to like I don't know it's just like he's kind of just the Chaz Finster of our group

my favorite thing is just the when the house is quiet and then he'll blow his nose and it's like a trumpet and it's right going dude I feel bad for him have you seen Chaz Finster's wife though So it's like a trumpet. And it's... Right coming! Dude, I feel bad for him. Have you seen Chad Finster's wife, though? Real Chad Finster.

I'm not talking in a weird way about Jackson's girlfriend. Yo, have you seen Chad's wife over here? No, I haven't. You haven't? You haven't seen Rugrats go to Paris? Okay, I didn't know who that was, but I was pretending like I knew who it was, and then I just remembered it's a Rugrats character. I thought it was like a man. Oh, it's a real person.

Like a celebrity. Chaz Finster. So I was just trying to play around. Hey, I'm Chaz Finster. Yeah, it's Chaz Finster, dude. Yeah, his wife was pretty fine in that movie. The new one? The new one?

Oh, no, that's not. Sorry. Wait, who am I thinking of? I gotta look this shit up dude chas finster is dude look up c-h-a-z i know how to spell it f-i-n-s t-e-r finster chas finster oh yeah that is jackson dude right dude 100 yeah no didn't his no yeah i'm talking about the new wife didn't his uh his wife dies and then when he goes to paris to marry the new one she's beautiful yeah yeah well like and chucky goes i actually watched it not too long ago probably like a few months ago um just because i was like oh I used to watch this in my childhood I was like fuck

it's still kind of like I can see why adult like you notice the things that movies do to make it entertaining for adults that are there as well like the movies like entertaining somewhat still but I feel there was still I don't know I'm not gonna rate a fucking Rugrats movie as if it was

like I feel like if you I feel not going to rate a fucking Rugrats movie as if it was like, I feel like if you, I feel like if you tore apart Rugrats in Paris, that the comments would just be like furious. Can I just start like doing like what, uh, what, like,

uh, I guess YMS or Ralph, the movie maker, like people like that, like film critics of, of YouTube. Like what if I just people like that, like film critics of YouTube. Like, what if I just started doing that

but just for movies that are so obviously bad, but I act like it's like why does everyone like this? Rugrats is awful! Like, how do you expect, like I start picking out like plot holes and just like, oh this is, oh the fact

that they could, like babies can drive this vehicle is just a plot convenience is oh the fact that they could like babies can drive this vehicle is just a plot convenience to drive forward so that we can smash the ending at the wedding please dude that would be so good

because so many people would think it's so serious yeah I don't mean to put on that voice I don't think that's that's how those YouTubers that I mentioned

sound that was a made up character that I personally made in this made up situation and it's copyrighted by the way what is-up character that I personally made in this made-up situation. And it's copyrighted, by the way. What is? The character you just made? This character that I'm doing?

Yes. I really, just do it with like movies that like, when you see it or hear the name, you're like, oh, I remember that movie,

but you never saw it. Like you saw the trailers for like the taking of Pelham one, two, three. I saw that in theaters. You saw that in theaters? I saw it in theaters with my dad and my stepmom.

Damn, dude. That's badass. Isn't it crazy? I can remember that shit, man. My dad is always, man, you can't remember. You can remember stuff like I can't. Because you're old, old man. Know your place.

And I put them in the, you know, I tie them up on the top of the car and then we go home. And face up, too and uh usually it's when it's thunderstorm just picture my dad just right slow down fucking hell man what i just realized this podcast comes out the day after election day that's right oh we don't know we don't know right now blissful i feel is it bliss because currently you know what's what's funny is probably this week country's gonna go to shit it's gonna it's gonna go crazy and we're we're we're in the day right before all that so it's like take it take a deep breath yeah texas is gonna come up to california they're gonna fucking kill all of us cucks they're gonna they're gonna stab california once once once trump wins they're gonna they're gonna annex

california and uh they're actually gonna physically cut it and push it out into the ocean. Antifa is going to start forcing Republicans to house illegal immigrants. And not only that, but Antifa is going to force men to kiss each other and get married and have and have sex with their dogs. Yeah. And they're young boys. So and they're going to teach and and and Antifa's going to take out science class and put in the study of Islam. Yep. Yep.

And every single church. But only in southern states. And every single church, especially the ones in southern states, will get repurposed into Black Lives Matter headquarters. And they're going to force all of your children to become transgender. Mm-hmm. They're going to force them at gunpoint. Yeah. And that's the future.

We're staring down the end of a barrel, baby. Vote for Joe Biden. That's what you're going to get, guys. Just fair warning. What if that all becomes true? No, I'm just kidding. Dude, no, I really kind of believe it. They start holding infants at gunpoint.

Like with a bayonet. You will change your philosophical being. Change. Change. They're going to make all men wear makeup. I'm fine. Dude, makeup would be great. What?

I'd leave if they did a mandated makeup thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'd have to go. Mandated makeup. Like, imagine someone running on that platform. I can imagine, like, Tim Pool. Like, what's next? Are they going to start mandating makeup?

I'm officially mandating makeup for all Americans as a requirement during the day. Do you know who Tim Pool is? Tim Pool? Yeah. Does he play pool? No. He's just a, he's just a, is he a political commentator? Libertarian or whatever.

Oh, yeah. You know, where he's like. Like Brent. He's like, look, I'm on the left, but there's a time where the left has gone too far. Like the same thing Candace Owens does, I guess. Yeah. Live with a. You know, I was a Democrat.

I was on their side. And then I looked into the history of the Democratic Party and realized that they were the ones behind the Ku Klux Klan. I watched trailers for all of Dinesh D'Souza's movies this weekend. He's such a fucking gobsmacking buffoon. He just tries to look so dramatic in these trailers for like the one about Obama

the one about Hillary and he has a new one called Trump Trumpland or Trump Trumpland USA like Leader Trump or some crazy shit. It's called Emperor Leader Trump. It's some crazy like dick sucking Leader Trump or some crazy shit. It's called Emperor Leader Trump. It's some crazy like dick sucking name. And it's basically about how like he's changed America and he's the only one fighting for freedom and like taking a – and like if not, we're going back to like Civil War and all this stuff.

You know, I read one of his books way back in the day. My dad gave it to me and I read part of it too. It was like a red cover. Back in the day, my dad gave it me and I read why I read a red cover. It was about like how you can. It was like an apologetics book, basically an apologetics for those who don't know. If you don't know, because I guess some people, some people aren't Christians, I know. But apologetics is just kind of like the defend the study in defense of one's faith. I guess that's what we were taught.

And so my youth leader, I think, recommended the book or maybe i looked it up on my own yeah i read a book from his daughter too on like sins i read his daughter's book too and it i didn't read the whole thing i skipped through it and i remember there's just a big part about like how being gay is wrong and i was like oh okay being gay is wrong yes it's god it's like the people who are like look I'm just saying this but technically speaking homosexuality is

not a trait that you want to be dominant in your species I love that shit it's like yeah it's like I'm just speaking facts it's like yes I get that you're speaking facts but like you're using it to kind of curtail around what you want to say it's like yeah i mean neither have neither is having the gene for like less back hair like you know or like neither is having the gene for a gap in your teeth but like you're not complaining about that okay but like if you have

hair on your back you still produce what are gay What are gay dudes going to do, Matt? They're not going to push our society forward. We do not have a population issue. So we have to deny them rights because we feel that – oh, you know what we're also going to do? What? We're going to just label all of them as pedophiles. No! It's the best trick in the book, and they're doing it now to transgender people. Yep.

Yeah, it's funny. It's like history repeats itself it's the exact same thing it's all like the gays are gonna get into our bathrooms and it used to be that the like gays were pedophiles i mean that's still a notion that that some people spread but like uh now they're doing that with with transgender people yeah because it's like the exact same thing over again you just got to wait for things to to curve out. Yeah. We're on a graph. It's always gonna be

the same argument. We're on a graph. Moving up or moving down. Just like this podcast and the subjects we talk about. Like skip 100 episodes and we're hardcore Republicans. Oh God, someone's gonna clip that if that becomes true. That's not gonna become true.

Don't worry. Yeah, but right now America might be going crazy you haven't even lived a half of your life Matthew that's true think about how much more like compared to how much you've lived you still have so much more like think about how much like your whole life and there's that times maybe two or three

I think about that sometimes and it blows me away how long cause I look at someone who's like someone who's like 60 and I think about how long I've lived. I'm like, damn, they've been through all of this for that much longer. Yeah. And like. We're going to be sick of it. See people.

Yeah, that's kind of the thing. I'm like, how are they not sick of it? I think like ultimately there's like people that are fearful of death, but that's because you're younger, you know, you're in your teens or you're in your 40s or 50s that's what i consider younger but like i feel like as you get into like your 80s or let's say 70s or 80s like you start kind of being like okay i get it uh there's i've i've kind of done what i needed to do i'm getting tired i would I would kind of just like to sleep and then be asleep forever because I like sleeping.

And I really don't like when I shit my pants. Yeah. I don't like that my son has to wash my bum bum. Has to wipe my ass three times a day. But yeah, dude, we're going to, it's weird that we're probably, so I'm 24. So that's like, we're dying around the same like decade.

We'll die in the same decade, I imagine. Unless there's an accident. Well, also like you never know, like the like cancer and shit crops out of nowhere. That's true. But if we both die of natural

old age causes, we should probably die within 10 years of each other. Yeah. That will be called the, the, because we're both equally, I'm more more unhealthy than you so i might not make it well it also matters on genetics you might have stronger genetics than me well i would say you

drink more alcohol than i do and i definitely you know smoke like more than you do cigarettes or weed or whatever just smoking just Just putting toxins into my lungs. Just like you put toxins into your liver. Can we go... You bitch. We should go get everything tested to see how healthy we are. The quality of our lungs, the quality of our liver. And then can we...

Dude, I really want to get our testosterone measures leveled. Why? I mean, testosterone levels measured for a video. Our sperm count? It might be in sperm count. I don't really want sperm count no that's a different thing I want to get it measured because I'm going to be like 2 and you're going to be like 14

or like some shit like that that's not how it works I don't know mine's going to be low I don't think you can you tell yeah testosterone does have a physiological outcome I mean the fact that I can't really grow facial hair at almost 25 Yeah, testosterone does have a physiological outcome. I mean, the fact that I can't really grow facial hair at almost 25 says something like that.

And I can't grow chest hair or anything. And look at you. Your body's like... I got hair on my tummy. I got hair on my titties. I got hair on this ass of mine. I do get a lot of hair on my ass crack. I got hair on my go of mine. I do get a lot of hair on my ass crack. I got hair in my gooch. I'm kidding. Everyone has, everyone,

every boy has like, uh, what is it called? Pubic hair. Well, women have pubic hair too. No, they don't. Wait, do they not? Not that I've seen. Seriously? Yeah, like, if you look on Pornhub, I haven't seen, like, I'm not talking from personal

experiences because I haven't had sex yet, but like, from what I've seen on Pornhub I haven't seen like I'm not talking from personal experiences because I haven't had sex yet but like from what I've seen on Pornhub it's like I mean sometimes they'll have like a little patch of like hair above I think that that's fake I think they add that on really okay yeah I don't think that girls can grow pubic hair I don't think

they can grow hair besides the hair on their head and their eyebrows and eyelashes and arms and they grow a lot of that stuff yeah email us your bullshit no no no no um i fucking uh it's november now october went october has been the fastest month of this year. By far. October was, I think I could safely say, unless I'm so dumb and deaf to 2020 that I'm forgetting something already, a relatively calm month compared to the other ones. Yeah. I mean, you did have the Supreme Court shit going on. That was the mainstay for October, right? Yeah.

They passed her through later in October. So it's like, I guess, depending on like how involved you are, like I, for, you know, I, I, I'm, I understand, like I can pick and choose the issues that like, I guess, matter to

me. Everyone does to some extent, but like I don't follow, like, I hear the news of like the Supreme Court, but I'm not like checking every day. I'm not either. Yeah, but it's more of something that does affect everyone. It's like those big things like coronavirus cases are like going up really fast again. And like that's that was a big thing in October. And I guess.

No, they're all fake numbers. Did you see the report on 4chan where they were saying that doctors were giving out fake coronavirus cards where it's a card that says you have coronavirus? It's my coronavirus registered license. Yeah, so now if you have even 5,000 extra people with those cards in California, that's 5,000 extra people that are going to be counted as having coronavirus. But then there's some of those people who throw those cards away. And how do we keep track of those cards? Exactly, man. Speaking facts, man. Yeah, so I was watching

a card situation. I was reading the news this morning on 4chan. Such like a oxymoronical. Is that a word? Oxymoronical. Is that a word? Oxymoronical? It should be. I just came up with it, I guess.

But what I was about to say was, I think November is going to be big. I think, I think, I think as of today, this podcast dropping, it's started. Tomorrow is going to be a big day. Tomorrow's going to be huge. I will be watching the election just like we both watched the election in 2016. Four years, man. Four more years, man. Yeah, man.

It's funny now, because this was the first as an adult election cycle that I really could vote in. So it's interesting seeing, like, oh, so that's the space between presidents. Ryan. What the fuck man what what ryan's making gestures at me mounding words in me no i'm not

oh man how about some more ads i'm really scared i might be getting early onset Parkinson's dude because I started shaking a couple months ago and everyone's noticing it now and I have like six other symptoms one of them is like dribbling like after peeing

that's the stillest I can hold my hands you're holding them pretty still right now I'm looking at them dude you're looking up close yeah jittery jittery little fucker i mean sometimes my hands get like shaky i don't think your hands are ever like unless you have big sausage fingers and you can just let gravity do its work i don't have sausage fingers skrillex does and jackson and and and his tucker boys saw him walking around this weekend did they they saw skrillex and they no mask on the street and they

took notice to his fingers being being big well he has huge fingers like he has good meaty button mashing fingers um but they he was walking with no mask just chilling you know where silver lake you know are you sure it just wasn't some dude with a goofy haircut? No. Skrillex is pretty unmistakable when you see him. You did meet him. I did, yeah. Once at that party.

I feel like I've bragged about that like 200 times. I met Skrillex. I was at a party actually and Skrillex was there. He went, whoa, are you Matt from Super Mega? He said, wait a second. You're from the blonde boys video. Wait, I told. OK, so my stepmom sent me this thing because her and my dad were watching like American Ninja Warrior or something.

Yeah. Yeah. And then this I can put up an image. Oh, yeah. On the podcast. But I don't think, you know, well, on Spotify, I definitely can't. But let me let me shut their eyes and imagine really good. Didn't I send you the.

Yeah, it's it's it's three dudes. And, you know, I guess they're a team on the show. I don't know the show too well. And they're looking kind of like they're on like a black backdrop and their thing is blonde boys with a z and like it like either that's like supreme coincidence or like I don't want to I'm not getting a big head about it but I'm wondering if like they saw the video or if like it's kind of like an inside joke in their group type of thing I don't know I don't know I'm looking

that's that's it I thought that was really interesting like look at that that like it's it's just kind of it's spelled like it no it's inherently goofy and apparently they're like very just kind of like a goofy group a goofy group of buffoons.

Hey, shout out to everyone that went as Blonde Boys for Halloween last week. Or Kawaii Ryan. I saw that. I saw some on Twitter and Instagram, some cool costumes. So thank you guys. I went as my Super Mega character, so I painted my skin red. And just walked around, dyed my hair red too I've thought about

I've actually thought about bleaching my hair again but this time not like not like yellow blonde but more like that white kind of like

cause my hair's very like the Pete David what Pete yeah my hair's very different now from what it used to be I got a haircut this week Pete Davidson

dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip Davidson so I believe i don't know i don't know like justin bieber did it too right i kind of just lost it it's it's like it's like it's like a new like uh it's the classic white boy move of 2020 i guess well there was a there was a point where a lot of people that weren't Republicans but then it kind of became like the far right haircut that we're doing like the kind of fade fade high and tight looking shit and then it kind of became a

like the Richard Spencer yeah the Richard Spencer cut I'm gonna go to the like sports clips but yeah can I get the Richard Spencer no I get the proud boy don't even say. Yeah, can I get the Richard Spencer? No, no. Can I get the Proud Boy? Don't even say that. Just say, can I get something like this and hold up a picture of Richard Spencer?

A legitimate white supremacist Nazi dude. Like, hey, can I get this? Hey, I just found this picture. You just say, yeah, I was just looking at some haircuts and I found one on the internet. Something like this and like make it seem like you're unaware but at the same time you also could not be unaware like you could be just a racist i want well i want to find i want to find like a picture of him with like a swastika like next to him or something so like like that's in the picture too does he did he ever are there pictures of him with like a swastika on his hand?

I don't know, but here's, here's, uh, according to Wikipedia, Richard Spencer is an American neo-Nazi, anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist and white supremacist who's known for his activism on behalf of the alt-right movement. So why did the left, uh, the leftist media, uh, um, why, why did their dogma label him? Why did they say he's a neo-Nazi even though he is? Okay, then prove it. What did he do, Matt? What did Richard Spencer do?

Why is he a neo-Nazi? Because he spouts the exact... Was he there during the Holocaust? I don't think so. He got a good point. Yes! I'm trying to see... I don't know so he got a good point I'm trying to see uh no but the poison are the ideas that fell through

that seeped through the cracks and rooted in other parts of the world dude I watched American History X again recently and uh interesting uh how relevant it is today and it was made in 94 or 93 which i find i found really uh intriguing it's a good movie to watch right now well i mean it's like

nothing changed well right i don't know i don't want to sound like I'm like trying to antagonize, but it's, uh, there's a reason that people get anxious when the far right becomes popular because there's, there's a proven track record in history of like, of conversations in, in America, in America happening and people getting heated and then and then the

fucking top blows off and uh it's it's never good and and one time it fucking bombed and killed a bunch of fucking kids in in in a daycare center in a government building and so it's just like this there's a there's a legitimate history to this yeah and so like there is a reason to be watchful of it and be mindful of it because it's not like, oh, they just did it, you know, five times. They're not going to do it again. Five's the five's. That's it. He was just troubled.

Yeah. What was wrong with him mentally? Just he was going, you know, he got. We need to be asking what's wrong with us as a nation that we failed this young boy? This young boy that shot 19 of his classmates. So stupid. I know, dude. My jeans are kind of sticking to my legs.

You commit like a violent act, like an attack on someone for for for political reasons regardless you're an asshole ryan i was thinking something interesting actually if if if you and i for a change oh okay if you and i like killed jackson or someone we could bury his body in the desert no with hot coal so it would burn the body under the sand. It would be a media sensation. That's so good for the news. Think about it. It's like, oh, two semi-well-known YouTubers kill their friend.

That's a great story. And then people might follow the trial, but we'd have to kill him in some crazy way. Like just like some – and they make documentaries about it maybe. We'd have to – We'd be like the YouTube killers. We'd have to do we'd be like the youtube killers we'd have to do like a live stream and i would we would always be known as like oh those are the youtube killer guys and we'd have people make jokes and videos like a charity stream where like we get a bunch of

people in on it like famous like people like friends that we know and then right when we hit our goal we go yeah we we like all like have a little like thing that we pull and then we just blow his brains out. Right. When the and then stab his dead body a bunch. Yeah, that would spit on him and then like take the camera and get close ups and laugh and then get close. And then you pull your pants down and show your anus and we get a close up and you fart. And then you take the camera. Then you crawl inside of my anus and then you crawl through my body and then come out through my mouth.

And then you film the repercussions of that, which is just my just open splayed body just gored out. And then I open my mouth really wide and I start having another version of me come out of my mouth and I shed my exoskeleton. And then you shoot your old body a bunch and then you implode. Into a time to a single point in time and space. Because you swallowed a grenade earlier in that day. Yeah. And I actually end up bending through reality so I don't exist anymore in our realm.

Yeah, we're on the same page. Yeah, that'd be a Wikipedia page. Yeah, definitely, that'd be story. Like, just the fact that we shoot someone in the head and then you crawl from my anus, like, just tearing open my you have to fart first into the camera i i said i said i show your answer and then i go yeah yeah but you're like clawing and separating using all your muscles to kind of like you can dig to like

scratch as if like you would wrap me in a blanket and i'm like digging my way to get out yeah yeah that would be crazy it's more like your. It's more like you're wrapped in a giant taco shell. Then there's taco meat. If your hands get wet from the blood, just think it's the juicy meat. It's the good part. It's the part that you get a lot of nutrients from. It's the fat.

Oh, wait. We didn't talk about you eating. You're not going to eat me, right? You're just going to claw through me. No, I don't eat you. Okay. Never mind. Then forget about the nutrients bit um i fucking uh i could eat you actually you think if you if you want to add that to the story okay i think that would make

that might be is there is there a realm of possibility that we do something so publicly crazy to the masses that it just like it just goes over like just under the radar like it's like that's like people are just we don't we can't deal with this right now I feel like if we did something that the fuss people would make on Twitter and online

like on election day oh on election day maybe dude we would swing the election it would change everything some horrifying conversation we just had what if we just killed our friend on a live stream and then and then just brutalized our dead bodies and we got all of our friends on board i didn't die i ceased to exist that you just imploded yeah i went somewhere else i went you murder me i went to another realm you murder me but i let you murder me yes jackson didn't let us so so jackson was surprised i knew what was

happening in your okay jackson's the victim here as he always is always pulling the victim here, as he always is. Always pulling the victim card, that Jackson guy. He pisses me off. I gotta go. Oh, I can't come into work today because I choked on my breakfast this morning. My throat hurts. I need a day or two of drinking ice water. I'm coughing up blood. Oh, no.

My abdomen hurts. Oh, I just remembered a horrifying, nasty dream I had last night did we kiss? no maybe if you could change the story to where you and I kiss at the end I'll change it so it has a good ending for you I had a dream that I had like like goo

that was really sticky and I couldn't get off so I had like goo and it was goo I had like goo and it was sticky just like a child talking and uh it's your child you like candy you're a child who's stuck to my uvula and I couldn't get it off and what was stuck to you like a thing of like gum almost like superglue like stuck to my uvula and I could try to clot off your you you're not horrible yeah but then but then I accept that there's no point in Almost like super glue, like stuck to my uvula. You're trying to claw it off your uvula? Isn't that horrible? But then I accept that there's no point in getting rid of it because it's just stuck there.

So I complained to you about it and you consoled me and made me feel better and we kissed. Okay, good. I was getting kind of mad. You could see my face was turning red. I didn't see. I was actually looking at that pattern right there. It keeps catching my eye. See the pattern of that blanket?

Yeah. I just like staring at patterns because my brain does stuff with them. The black and white triangle pattern. My brain just does stuff with it. That sounds so dumb. But I just trace the lines and stare at it for a while. My brain's just so advanced. When I see a pattern, I start breaking through to the next stage of reality.

Or maybe you're still just, or maybe you're just so stupid that your survival instincts kick in whenever you just see a simple blanketed pattern. It's like triangle, triangle. Okay. That's another triangle edge, edge corner. So you'd be, you'd be good as the the the village fence maker you'd make little fences around things like the animals or or or sometimes i guess if the chief didn't wanted extra security you'd build a little fence around them a fence around around him where he stands

so he's like in a cage talking to his fellow motherfuckers. Medieval men. For some reason there's a chieftain in charge of this kingdom. In this fucking European kingdom. There's like a Navajo fucking chieftain. What am I doing here? what was I gonna say um dude living in medieval times would suck so much cock yeah we were still just monkeys but we had metal armor now yeah like there was still no heat there was still no electricity we were still like killing each other in the most

gruesome fucking ways you're just living in cold harsh wet environments and maybe sometimes making a painting that people will look at in 400 years are building a building because we can build blocks now but what why'd you just laugh no no no i did a wince that was a wince oh because for some reason an idea popped in my head and it made me too bad for the podcast no unsettling it was just you know those those

the things at the fair where they have the hammer and you hit the bell and it goes up and it goes yeah well like I was like what if my nuts were on that thing and a sledgehammer came down and crushed my nuts would that be so much like it just made me oh I like

I might be so much pain that it would me oh i like i like be so much pain that it would like i don't know you could have a heart attack probably that that's happened where someone got uh someone got like hitting the ball so hard they had a heart attack just flattening your i like i thought where you were going was like your balls were at the top of the thing goes and it hits it but you were you were like i just he just hits it with the mallet with the hammer he swings down with his might onto the fucking... You could just say a man with a hammer swings as hard as he can on your nuts. Yeah, man. You could have

a heart attack from that kind of stuff. You could have a heart attack from this, too.