supermegashow - EP 218 - A Wild Week

Episode Date: November 11, 2020

We talk about the insanity that consumed America last week and also Ryan gives advice on how to pleasure a woman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. I want Christmas music to be playing. I want Santa to be at malls again. Is Santa going to wear a mask at the mall this year? I don't know if they're even going to do that at malls this year. Malls are open. That's true.

But sitting on Santa's lap, I don't know. Hey, kids aren aren't gonna be that You know They're not gonna die from it It's the Santa That's going to die At least one mall Santa Will die from COVID this year

From a kid giving it to him Would that be Trump? For his new job As the mall Santa? Since he lost his As the president Of the United States of America Well that's not final yet Ryan

Hey If you listen to losers Like Stephen Crowder as the president of the United States of America. Well, that's not final yet, Ryan. Hey, if you listen to losers like Steven Crowder and you're taking this whole wait till the vote count comes in, don't hold your breath, folks. All right? Just relax. I'm sure you can cope somehow with the fact that another boring dude is going to be your president like we've had for decades and decades and decades in this country. Hell yeah. Can't wait.

Can't wait to make a millimeter's worth of progress in a meter's worth of time. That's a good way to put it. That's been a wild week. That's been a wild week. It's been a crazy week. Crazy, crazy, crazy. Because last podcast, we were like, ooh, the election's tomorrow. And then since then, it's been... I don't got to worry about shit now.

I feel like a weight has been lifted, right? I feel like better. Oh, not worry about shit i just think that generally trump and his rhetoric and his uh ability to be divisive at the worst times possible uh i'm not gonna say was the cause of my anxiety, of course, but he definitely attributed to just the overwhelming kind of just anxiety of just every, like, fucking got SNL doing all this shit. The news is always talking about him. He's always on Twitter ranting and raving. In fact, there was one day where he tweeted, like, what, 200 tweets

or something like that? Just like a rampage. That's what Adderall will do to you. Yeah. Yeah. But what a wild week. We voted Donald Trump out. Now we've actually gone through an entire presidential cycle on this podcast.

Yeah. Because Obama was president when we started this podcast. Holy shit, he was. Yeah, he was president of 2016. Wait. Yeah. He was still president when we started this podcast. Oh, yeah, because it happened of 2016. Wait. Yeah. He was still president when we started this podcast. Oh, yeah, because it happened November 2016.

Right. And then he came into office in January 2017. But, yeah. So now we're about to have the third different president. Trump can still get another four years. It doesn't have to be consecutive. Yeah, he can do 2024. Do you think he would?

Hmm. Yeah, I think so. Or Donald Trump Jr. It is interesting because there is a dramatic shift in when you think of like the, not in because you, you remember people, you know, John McCain for, let's just go back just to, just to not that many elections ago, like two, three elections ago, you got McCain, you got Romney. Um, you put a, you, you think of, uh, no, Ted Cruz is pretty online with Donald Trump. I could see him doing the shit that he does, but I don't know.

Whenever you put up a candidate, the Republican Party's face has always kind of been the one of like the perfect president to the Republicans apparently is like a Mormonish businessman. You know, like a very like strong jawed or strong willed ex-military. You think of John McCain. You just think of someone who's fought for the country, strong-jawed businessman, somewhat well-spoken. Then you get Donald Trump. I'm wondering if this is just a turn for the Republican Party in general as like, oh, now we're going to put more people that talk like Donald Trump as the head of our party.

Because it worked so well? Yeah, divisiveness sells, man. Yeah, it seemed like it worked real well? Yeah, divisiveness sells, man. Yeah. It seemed like it worked real well. Really well. Which is crazy. So, but... Still your president.

Dude, I know. Right now, yeah. I hope that... The litigation goes through and he gets those votes that were stolen from him. Yeah, we're going to sound like a couple of big dumbasses right now.

If that does happen... Those illegal votes dude i'm my mouth would be a gape my mouth would be absolutely a gape and i'd be i'd be doing my little not my beta male smile but i'd be doing my my beta male uh beta matt smile my face of shock the yeah we'd be like oh you know, like the Home Alone shit. I tried to get the sound of the slap on the mic so people could visualize it. The scream sounded surprisingly

like a Hollywood sound effect, like a man falling into a chasm. Someone add that in a Star Wars movie. Like it almost had its own echo, too. It sounded like if a man fell down a deep hole. It was like, oh. What a way to die, man.

That would suck dick. I know. Fall into a crevasse. Crevice? Is it crevasse? Well, depending on how you view sucking dick, falling into a hole then could be very fun. That's true, actually, yeah. I guess it's in the eye of the beholder.

Actually, yeah. You know, I guess it's in the eye of the beholder. For me, sucking dick doesn't seem so great because I don't think I have a, you know me and my gag reflex. Yeah. I have a very, like, what would you call that? A strong gag reflex? Very strong. Okay, yeah. So I don't think I could suck dick well, unfortunately.

Dude, I could never suck a dick. Ever. I'm serious. When I think about that, that's disgusting. That's sick. I've sucked a dick once. I'm kidding. That was just for my mom. I'm kidding.

She wouldn't scream. She'd be surprised. She'd be like, how come he hasn't told me about his dick sucking? That sounds like Cecile. She'll call me right up. Ryan, you sucked a dick on the podcast and didn't tell me? Ryan, why didn't you tell me that? It's so good.

It's just a pee-pee in my mouth, ma. No, that's important. I need to know these things. So she can scrap the thing. So she can put fan cams of me on her Instagram. Sucking dick. Like just interspliced like the regular fan cam footage was just like you just going on a big hog, bro. Now that most of the noise has dissipated because honestly I just don't pay attention to it now.

Yeah, I've kind of dipped off and it's felt really good. It's kind of a breather, man. It's just like a breath of fresh air. And it gets me hopeful that maybe maybe in 2021 now we can get COVID under control. Yeah. And that's not to say it's like, ah, everything's I'm not. I know a lot of people use what I'm saying right now to be like, see. Oh, so you think that Donald Trump is in and Joe Biden is out, that everything is.

No, I don't think that everything is fixed. I think there's a lot of work that still needs to be done, and Joe Biden is probably the wrong candidate for a lot of issues, but he is the better candidate right now to tackle things like the coronavirus because he takes it seriously and I feel like— Uses science. Yeah. It's all about what's best for a majority of the American people,

and I just don't think Donald Trump's rhetoric was very dangerous and put American lives in jeopardy. Horrible for the whole world. On top of that, I just think, in general, Donald Trump just sounds stupid. So when he's speaking for the United States to the world, while it does make sense to everyone in the world that it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, this sounds like America. You know, it doesn't feel good being America. Just having a dummy dumb. Dummy dumb, dumb, dumb.

You know what I'm saying? He's kind of the perfect embodiment of America, though. Dude, a drumster fire, you know what I'm saying? Take that one, John Oliver. No, but like, legit, when it came to his speeches and his talking to people, that's where I felt like he did the most damage, was making it feel like the stupid things he was saying was okay to say. And right now, a lot of people think it's okay to say that shit and be like, And right now, a lot of people think it's OK to say that shit and be like, well, look at the statistics that I that I cut out with baby scissors from this from the sheet of paper to neglect all other statistics that would tear my argument apart. But that's fine. My favorite thing that I I've seen this in multiple elections and I see it now.

It's like excluding California. Donald Trump won the popular vote. It's like, what do you mean excluding California? That's part of the United States. You know, getting rid of all the votes that make my candidate lose, he won. You know, excluding California, excluding Arizona, Nevada. Nevada. Nevada, sorry.

Come on, man. Oh, you know, next time, how about this? I promise I'll make a bet. I promise I'll get better at saying Nevada. If pigs could fly. Just kidding. Sorry, Nevada. I thought it was Nevada.

Who cares? It's of Spanish origin, right? Nevada. So it should was Nevada. Who cares? It's of Spanish origin, right? Nevada. So it should be Nevada. But people from Nevada will get mad at you if you say Nevada. They're like, it's Nevada. But even Google was like, wait, hold up. Hold up.

Everyone on TV said Nevada when I watched the election coverage. Say no. See, if Google's the one thing, don't call it Nevada or you'll be in trouble unless one legislator has his way. Apparently, the only acceptable pronunciation of the state is Nevada, not Nevada. Pronouncing the state's name incorrectly can draw ire among residents, especially if you're a politician. Damn. I do like Nevada. Nevada's a fun state.

It's a desert. Yeah. It's a fun state. It's really just a, I mean, it's the only place where they test nuclear bombs. It's the litter box of the United States. They just go out there and just blow shit up for fun they blow shit up, let the desert do what it does build giant infrastructures

to support capitalism I like literally that for a while Nevada's known for two things three things, Reno 911 great show, Vegas, love that show and nuclear bombs I love. Three things. Reno 911. Great show. Vegas. Love that show. And nuclear bombs.

I love Vegas. I love Reno 911. Not so hot on Reno in general. But I think they did vote. They did get their votes in. They did, yeah. They counted them. Well, Reno wasn't the county that was holding everything back, right?

Clark County, I think, which is Vegas. Okay, I heard this. I don't know if it's true. Was Clark County actually taking long because they were slowing down vote counts because of some sort of legal dispute that was going on in Clark County because of the Trump campaign or some shit? I can't remember.

I don't know. I thought there was something. All of this shit's just been a big mess, a big storm of confusion. I know he's tried. Okay, has any of the litigation gone through, though? All of this shit's just been a big mess, a big storm of confusion. I know he's tried. Okay, has any of the litigation gone through, though, that Mr. Trump has put forward? There was one that they won, which allowed, it was like the observers got to stand six feet away instead of ten feet away. Ah.

So like that. But everything else has been getting thrown out by judges because they're like this there's no evidence but i mean that's that's the thing it's like the president's calling for you know if you haven't seen this coming for the last three months with his rhetoric and what he's been setting up i think it was very obvious you and i for months you and i've been saying he's going to declare all the mail-in ballots as as fraudulent and then try to invalidate the election results. Boom. It's exactly what happened. Especially in the debate with Biden when he made that a talking point near the end where he was just like, mail-in ballots, they're very, you know, they're not secure.

They're only secure when Republicans use them and when I use them and when politicians use them that vote for my side of things. But we need to stop the count in certain areas and we need them to keep counting in other areas. I loved the video where it was it was it was Trump supporters in different states. And it was just a compilation of yelling, stop the count. And then them yelling, keep counting and like going back and forth between the two. And it's like, ladies and gentlemen, the Trump team's legal argument. because Donald Trump is not known to be the most truthful man or someone to say things that are supported by evidence. Like every U.S. president before him, he lies.

Except Donald lies horribly. But somehow more people believe it than anyone in the fucking history of the entire world. Like, I think one of my, like, the most interesting lies Donald Trump ever said, I think he said something along the lines of, and it just really threw me for a loop when he said that. Because it didn't make any sense. No, it did not make sense at all. And that's what was so weird about it. Yeah.

But, man, I'm just hoping that, you know, the next four years can go a little more smooth because 2020 has been like the culmination of just so much shit. And now it's just I we're almost done with 2020. We're almost done. And no getting Donald like Donald Trump being out of office or the loss of his rhetoric in any way like is is is not does not mean the sun is shining and everything is cured. COVID is gone. The disparity between the upper class and the lower class has dissolved, has dissipated into nothing.

That's not happening just because boring Biden was elected. Yeah. See, I can do it too. It's not Sleepy Joe. It's boring Biden. Boring Biden? Yeah. How about Bisexual Biden? I don't think he can run as that. I don't think

he can. I wish he had made his whole campaign like, I'm bisexual. And when Joe went out for his victory speech, that's all he talked about. I have sex with women and men. Mostly men. But then in Republican states, he's like, but mostly women.

And then liberal states, he just says the opposite. And then the big debate between Democrats and Republicans is like, which way does Joe Biden lean more? Does he have sex mainly with men or mainly with women? And is he good at that sex with men and women? Exactly. Does he just have sex with men every now and then? Or is it something that he's actively seeking out? Would he prefer to have a male partner

or a female partner, you know? I have a, okay. Active bisexuals of, okay, active bisexual listeners of this podcast, is it possible to be a fucking slam dunk, a fucking three-pointer from a, shot from across the court. Is it possibly that good at sex with a woman and then be horrible at sex with a man and vice versa?

Is it possible to be really good at sex with a dude and really bad at sex with a man? Depending on what sex you are, you answer whatever. Yeah, probably, bro. You know? Like, you can really make a man blush you can then you can make a woman cry exactly well you know ryan pleasuring a woman is is one of the most difficult things that men have ever had to deal with you know it's something i've never been able to comprehend. It's something none of my friends have ever been able to comprehend. I got a secret for you. What?

You have to maintain this pressure for a full 30 seconds. Sometimes even a full minute. Just blow on the vagina. Just a full 30 seconds of that. Best orgasm. Yeah. Best orgasm she'll ever have. Okay.

If you can keep that up for 30 seconds without running your lungs out of oxygen. Boom. Done. It's a done deal. Don't even tell her you're about to do it. Just do it. Just surprise her. It'll surprise her, yeah.

And she's going to go, whoa, okay, hold on. I see what's going on. Oh, he knows. He knows the secret. And it works even better on a first date. Do you blow it in the pussy hole? Like, into the vagina? Or, like, the outside of the vagina?

Yeah. That's awesome, dude. Thank you for sharing that. Of course. I mean, are you sure you want people to... I mean, that's a secret. That's... We gotta help the brothers out, man.

We gotta help the fellas out here. Yeah, that's the McGee Irish secret. You know, back in Ireland Ireland where my ancestry is held, there used to be a man by the name of Jebediah McGee who would just whistle into the wind. And the sound of his whistling would pleasure any woman or man within hearing radius of that. And unfortunately, the power of his whistle has grown quieter and quieter as the generations progress. But luckily with me, since I can't whistle, the power of the air coming out of my lungs in general,

even though I've smoked, I just blow and it works. There might be a little bit of cigarette smoke coming out, but I think that just adds to it. When you're blowing, I think that it adds a little flavor to it, you know what I'm saying? Exactly. Women like that. Dude, there's going to be some poor fucking kid out there that's listening to this that is going to take that as legitimate advice, and the first time he hooks up with a girl, it's just going to get done.

What are you doing? What are you doing? You've got to act like you're blowing up a balloon. Or blowing up a pool floaty more like. You're blowing up a pussy. You know what I'm saying? You know, actually, if you make a seal with your lips, you can inflate the woman's belly. And that's really fun to do sometimes.

That's a really common fetish thing is the inflation stuff. I see it on the internet quite a bit, the large belly, the big, big people. You know what I'm talking about? I know what you're talking about, but I see – still I see more of the eating, like the – Boredom. I'm going to digest. I'm going to – there's this one like 3D-ish animation that was on TikTok for some reason

you showed it to me there's that one but there's another one where it's like it starts out in the mouth and it's like bad 3D kinda and you just hear like the moist sounds and then like you get swallowed and then you're in the stomach and then they like pull you back out and they're like

dude for some people that's that's heaven man that's that right there is you know can't make a day any better than that what do you think i wonder if that comes from actually uh you're the the like ingrained comfort from being in the womb and then something your brain it's like that's, you know, you're going back inside someone just to chill. So maybe that's. You just, you're like, you're feeling very fetal. Yeah, maybe. You find comfort in, that's why the fetal position.

Man, it's warm, dude. You're inside someone's stomach. It's, you're safe in there, man. It's warm. You're safe. I mean, minus the corrosive acid that can eat through a nail, uh, would be all over you. Uh.

How come it doesn't eat through my stomach then, huh? Fuck. That's what I thought. Eat through a nail bullshit. Fuck. That was true. Acid would be pouring out of kind of my gooch area cause it would burn straight down. Yeah.

Straight down. Uh oh. No, it's fine. I think I can, I don't think, I don't think it's a problem. I don't think I'd have to. You don't have to? I don't think so.

I like at this point in the podcast, it's so common that like, you don't even have to say what it is and we all know. Did you hear that? That really sounded like you shit your pants. Yeah, but I didn't. Dude, you're doing it right on your phone too.

Yeah. I might have to take a break actually. I might have to take a break, actually. If you have to take a break, man, you got to take a break. Because it's like, I feel like those are the warning shots. Those are the warning shots right there. But, you know, I hate that. I feel like this has just become more common, which makes me want to just go get my colon checked again. We should do a video this time of it.

No, it's honestly the reason I think that it's a lot worse is because I've been eating a lot worse late at night, which means by the time I come in here for the podcast, that's probably developed into some rank shit. Your body's like, well, let's do it. Let's get rid of it. I had some cookies at McDonald's. Look, okay, I lost 20 pounds. I gained 10 pounds. I'm back at 200 instead of 190, whatever.

Look, I get it. I need to keep it up. I know, I know. It's because I went on that Joshua Tree retreat and had some ribs and pizza and relaxed with friends. It puts you in the wrong mindset. I'm procrastinating. I'm standing up currently, as Matt can describe.

He's standing up, yeah. I'm inching my way towards the door slowly getting further away from the mic. He's opening the door and he's Did you shit yourself, dude? The way you're walking makes me think that you shit yourself. No, you don't need to prove it to me.

Are you sure? Yeah. I'm pretty. Dude, you really look the way you're walking. Alright, well, Ryan, you really look the way you're walking. All right. Well, Ryan is going to go remove the bad stuff from his gut. So be right back. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small.

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was in my body. Dude, that's unreal. Like, if you were to, like, mash it up in a ball. That's disgusting. The visual of that. Dude, I could hear it from here. Could you? Yeah.

And then I heard Jackson say, Jesus Christ, it sounds like an Adam Sandler movie. It did sound like an Adam Sandler movie. I'm sitting here with the doors open. I can hear the blast, the initial blast. I need to stop. I wonder what did it. It was probably the cookies, like, because sugar, and then there was uh what did i have for dinner fuck i forgot what i have for dinner probably the mcdonald's man that that'll do it

yeah you know that'll that'll wreck that system up man double cheeseburger plain with small fry yeah yeah man that'll that'll fucking fly through you like grease i've been having you know I know people people I see on subreddit and shit and twitter they're congratulating me on my weight loss the person you see in those videos and photos and are congratulating is a person

who is 10 pounds lighter than the current person talking to you now I have gained 10 pounds from than the current person talking to you now. I have gained 10 pounds from the past month or three weeks of just eating poorly. But I can get back on track. I just need to start this week. Haven't eaten anything today, so I'm back on track again.

You and me both, brother. You and me both. I'm on a strictly water diet are you are you drinking water yeah yeah i i only i'm on only water diet i don't eat anymore i just drink water water's all you need people don't realize that you don't need food you can just drink water no what's in your body water what's in your muscles water what's what's come on while your water makes up most of your body And it's what gives you the nutrients and strength to live day by day. Oh, man.

When you have an empty stomach and you take a sip of cold water and you feel it do that thing where it goes down and it spreads. Like that cool feeling. It's really nice. It just did that. That's a fantastic feeling. A hot day. You're thirsty as fuck. You take a sip of cold water and it's pew.

Or even vice versa. You're really cold and you take a sip of something hot and you does that radiating warmth. It's getting kind of windy out here in LA and I'll make myself a mug of hot chocolate. And then all of a sudden just, you can feel it just go right down to your stomach. Oh my God, man. Fill you with warmth. Oh my God, man. Fill you with warmth.

The weather here in Southern California is so ridiculous because it's November and we just had our first cold day like two days ago. Yeah. And it's fine. Like it's sunny, it's warm. And then just overnight, all of a sudden it's like, whoa, it's freezing cold. And then it's super windy, super cold. And I wouldn't be surprised if this week it goes back up to 90 degrees hope not let me check the let me check the weather real quick let's see uh

let's see what's in store for us the highs and lows are uh oh you know what actually it's gonna stay pretty pretty cool yeah because it's that time of year and it's not gonna be like summer summer hot again until what like may yeah april or may hey uh well monday next a week from today goes back up to 79 well i mean that's that's a long shot away from 90s because usually it's like the 90s would you say like half of the year it's focused in the 90s than the other half of the year it can be anywhere between 60 to 80? Yeah. I'd say most of the year it's fucking way too hot out here. But it's 62 today, so that's pretty cold.

And I already know that. So there's so many people out there listening right now that live in like Canada or, you know, somewhere where it's actually cold. And they just heard me say 62 is cold and they're laughing well they don't know what Fahrenheit is so it's probably in Celsius like negative 80 you know like that temperature what is

I can't get it what is 62 Fahrenheit to Celsius let's see let's see what we got here 16.7 so for all you metric heads out there Celsius. Let's see. Let's see what we got here. 16.7. So for all you metric heads out there, it's almost 17 degrees outside. And it's cold. It's chilly. Enough for a jacket.

Maybe put on some sweats just to, like, stop the breeze. But here's the thing. I remember, like, I start shivering right now. And I have to put on my heat. And I just remember in South Carolina having to wake up when it was like anywhere between 19 to 30 degrees in the morning with the wind and like the frost and shit. Columbia got cold. If I went there now, I'd be dead. L.A. L.A. has conditioned me into being a little bitch.

A little soy boy bitch. It sucks. I wish that we had more weather. I just wish we had rain here, man. Like, it rained a little bit. I missed the rain. I slept through the rain, apparently. Aw, that sucks. Because it happened at like fucking 9am. It happened again late afternoon for me. Not for me.

I just looked out the window and I saw it was raining and I was like, oh my god. And I went outside and I stood in it for a second. It was very LA rain's never like rain though. It was very – L.A. rains never, like, rain, though. It's not – it's literally just, like, the lightest sprinkle of just – Yeah, I need thunderstorms. I need some thunder in my life, man. I need some lightning.

I want to lay in bed at night, and it's so cozy. You're all warm and cozy, and just see the window light up. Yeah. And then you hear the – To me, it's, like, the drops hitting on the roof and like the window I love it and then looking at the window and seeing the drops run down so

so simple so calm one of my favorite videos to listen to to fall asleep lately is it's a 10 hour I know exactly what video you're talking about it's when well there's a couple there's just a 10-hour thunderstorm one. Okay.

And then there's a 10-hour one that's in a car, and it's like the sound of a thunderstorm from inside a car with the rain hitting the roof of the car. Yeah, that's what I used to fall asleep to. It's great, dude. It's so relaxing. Specifically the car, because I would just picture it raining and me being kind of like a little kid in the back seat,

just having the whole back seat to kind of like lay out as we were like on our way to like Spartanburg or Florida Spartanburg yeah well before Spartanburg was Florida we'd drive down to Florida to visit my grandpappy and grandmammy then they moved to Greenville and Spartanburg

that's such a vibe dude like just driving through Florida on the highway with a thunderstorm. I want that so bad right now. Dude, I want to be asleep in the backseat of a van, like cuddled up with and I was driving into DC and that thunderstorm. Yep. Dude, that was crazy. We were driving from north down into Washington DC and this thunderstorm hit and it was nighttime and it was just fucking unreal. Like, I couldn't see in front of me and it was just so much water, so much lightning

and, you know know everyone's going really slow i'm driving this big ass van too massive van uh and we're going through a swamp too so it's kind of freaky but it was fun i liked that i do like that memory of driving through a bayou yeah the old bayou i i really uh miss driving the van on tour. That was honestly weirdly like one of my favorite parts of tour was just the van part. Yeah. It was just traveling. It's just like the whole notion of showing up to some like after being on the road for

fucking like four or five hours, six hours, we fucking just show up to some some venue and then load up do what we need to do do the show go sleep somewhere or sometimes honestly more often we would right after the show pack up go to some important or interesting fast food place that we couldn't get in California wherever we were and then we'd hit the road again and drive for four to five hours until it was 4 a.m. So we could stop off and go to bed and wake up to drive more and go to the next show the next day. I mean, it was a grind, but it was a grind. I love that grind.

Yeah, it was fun. It's not a bad grind to have. It's not like you're sitting in a cubicle, checking the clock, waiting for when you can take your fucking lunch. And it's cool getting to meet everyone. It's an adventure. Yeah, I liked the... Fucking cubies.

Pretty much after every show, though, the second the show ends, we go back, I'll take a piss, and then immediately we have to start packing things up. And there's a lot, surprisingly, to do. Like there's so much stuff. Equipment to break down. Most of it's merch boxes. A lot of merch boxes. The merch has to be counted. Which Jackson's usually our merch boy.

Yeah, Jackson's our little merch boy. But, you know, back when we were on tour, people knew Jackson. But Jackson wasn't the canonical figure he is now. I don't know if he'd be able to run the merch stand anymore. Yeah, he'd get too many. He'd get bombarded. He'd get bombarded by women throwing their bras and panties at him. So we just have to probably put a...

If we had an 18 and up show, could we legally just put a naked grown man at the merch booth? Just get like a 55 year old dude off Craigslist that's like balding and who doesn't mind being naked i'll be naked about around a bunch of 18 year olds we might have to make the show 21 and up for that no i mean 18 is fine but i i and why is there a fucking movie

rule i know so the movie shit that's not even a law. It's just the movies going, we can kick you. We have the right to kick you out. If you show up, if you're under 21 and seen an R rated movie by yourself, you have to be. Wait, we already movies.

You have to be 18 or 17. You have to be 17 or older. Yes. But like, if you want to go see that movie, like you can't just be 17 and then accompany someone. You have to be 21. Oh yeah. You have to be 21 oh yeah

someone who's under 17 to an r-rated movie which is an interesting rule i remember that because i tried to go see an r-rated movie when i was like 16 with my sister and her uh boyfriend and they were like what 18 19 no no no uh her boyfriend who's now my brother-in-law, he was like two weeks from being 21. Yeah. And they wouldn't let us do it. So I had to go see Planet of the Apes by myself. They went and saw... That's a good movie. They went and saw 30 Minutes or Less because that's the movie we were going to see.

Honestly, you saw the better movie. Well, I walked out of 30 Minutes or Less with one of my friends. I can't remember who I saw that with. But I walked out because I thought it was bad and I didn't laugh. Yeah, well, maybe I think it was funny now. Maybe I was just a fucking dumbass kid who didn't understand comedy. The movie theater staff thought that I was going to try to sneak into the other theater. I could tell 100%. And it was this one specific guy and he came in to the theater like

six different times to look directly at me did you wave at him yeah and then and then i i went out to get like water or use the bathroom one point i saw him out there and he like followed me uh when i went to the bathroom he's like that motherfucker better not go to go see 30 minutes or less see i at least uh it's not called the car mic i don't think anymore it's in harbison it's in uh ermo south carolina it's it used to be called car mic cinemas it's kind of like near wells fargo it's i think near also like a holiday inn and um it's it's kind of off to the side it's near fazoli's actually too um it's in harbison used to be called car mic cinemas i think now it's amc

still might be like amc carmike yeah they bottled those little chains unfortunately yeah there were there were a lot of those little movie theater chains i remember back in the day but now they got they got swallowed up there was an r-rated horror movie coming out called the collector and i still enjoy it to this day because i think it's a fun romp, a fun slasher romp. And it's rated. So since it's rated R and I wasn't old enough to see it by myself at the time, my mom and I think I had one or two of my friends with me. She was just like, can I just pay for the tickets and they can just go in and watch it? Because she didn't want to fucking see this movie.

They're like, OK. So the theater was nice enough to just let her pay for the tickets and they can just go in and watch it because she didn't want to fucking see this movie they're like okay so the theater was nice enough to just let her pay for our tickets and then we didn't have to be like watched or supervised she just got to leave and they were like yeah cool just three fucking kids alone in the theater watching a very violent movie but there were boobs in it yo there were boobs man. And you know when it comes to boobs, the McGee. Come on. Yeah, no. Come on. Say no more. Say no more.

Some people call me the Trump of boobs. Some people call you the tit man. The tit man. Because you're always, always on those titties. Hey, Ryan, check out these tits. It's like Melania's tits. When they first dropped, they'd show me a picture and be like, oh, shit. Damn.

Those are boobs. Yeah, they are, Ryan. Awesome. High five. Just seeing boobs. Awesome. Oh, sick. Look, it's just.

That's so awesome. You know, I'm the one who theorized and scientists laughed me out of their fun science house. That's where they do their science stuff is the science house in the United States. They laughed me out for suggesting that the cure to cancer could possibly just be a beautiful pair of boobs. Looking at them? Milking them. Yeah? Could you milk a human woman like a cow?

I could try. Yeah? Yeah. Let me call up my pregnant cousin and see if she'll come in and maybe for a video you can milk her. Yeah?

Yeah. You know, you can actually take lactation pills to induce lactation without being pregnant. I hate those videos of men and they're like big pecs and like their huge fucking nipple nipples are puffed out and they'll like squeeze or something the milk would yeah i it blew my mind when i found out that men

can lactate too so you're not so special ladies sorry going back to the movie theater thing you know what i know the boobs that i saw in the movie theater? Yeah. Come on. Tell me about them. What size? They were pretty big boobs. In fact, this was someone, I think, who used to work in TV way back in the day as like a child star. Frankie Muniz.

No. No, they used to be, I can't remember their name, but they used to be a child star on some show. And then I guess life took its turn and then they started showing their bonkers on shows or on movies like this but also shows like uh californication which i've never seen but i remember being a teenager and looking up californication topless scenes on pornhub so because at that age like you i was too uh nervous to look up real porn and I was too guilty. But there was that weird moral loophole where it's like, if it's in a movie, I'm just watching a scene from a movie and I'm not watching porn.

Or like looking it up on Wikipedia, like looking up vagina on Wikipedia. It's like, well, I'm not looking at porn. It's educational. I didn't know what to honestly like when I was first getting the horns on you know when I was able to become aroused by visual stimulation I had no my brain didn't know what to do with a vagina at first. I still

don't know what to do with a vagina Ryan. Really? Well actually. I told you blow on it. You told me yeah sorry. I'm just stuck in my old ways I gotta remember that. But I just remember like visually like just looking at my first vagina you know and i think it was like probably a lesbian porn or some shit when i was in middle school and i was just like what what like it wasn't what i didn't know what i was not what i expected because like you see the cart look looking at 2d representations like drawn cartoons of a

of a vagina diagram and black and white is a lot different yes exactly close personal look at it i had a book like a sex ed book and there were it was all like pen and ink illustrations and the one for a vagina was it was like spread but they didn't specify that it was spread and it didn't look it just looked like there was just like a hole. It's like a fucking plant. It looks like a carnivorous plant. It's gonna eat me. I thought that it was smooth and there was just a hole.

And then the first time I saw a picture of a vagina it was on Encyclopedia Dramatica on one of the advertisements on the side and I was like, whoa! It was on my Nintendo DS too. I remember it. Dude, the classic days of looking at porn on the Nintendo DSi. Classic.

I still remember the first porn star I ever got into. I remember her name. You got into her? No, not level it would have been illegal since she would have been a pedophile if I would have gotten into her at that age. True, true. Yeah. Who was she? Do you want to say her name?

That's not her real name. I just don't know if people will go try to track her down. Because I think she stopped doing the porn business. She's like, I'm done. She did it when she was 18 to 21 and then was like, fuck, this is out there forever.

And then just stopped and hasn't created a social media or anything, I think. Damn, getting off the grid. Her stuff's still out there forever and then just stopped and hasn't created like a social media or anything i think damn getting off the grid there's stuff still out there though yeah it is don't say yeah it is slap me some skin right there nice well back to the movie theater thing real quick i so the boobs were either the size of the boobs i'm kidding we just don't rest the pockets talking about these tits i what i've never understood is when people take a baby to a movie, and that's happened to me many times, to like an R-rated movie. Like someone's brought their baby in before.

Just a loud explosion. Yeah, and the baby starts crying. And it's like, if you can't get a babysitter, maybe just don't go see the movie today. Well, now it's even better. And I think people who bring their babies to the movies in the future, there'll be more ire towards them.

Because now I think people, of course, are going more towards the streaming thing. So you can just stay home and have your baby cry as you stream a movie that is out in theaters currently. I wonder if that'll be like, it'll just be more expensive technically for a single person to buy and stream a movie than it would be for them to go see it with friends because they're paying for their own ticket. So that's why theaters would still be something to go to.

And then streaming services would technically be cheaper if you have a household that would watch it because then it's a one time purchase or purchase and then invite your friends over. I think the golden days of movie theaters are past us now, but. They ended with Endgame. I think they definitely ended with Endgame. Like, that's like, you know, what was a big blockbuster before Endgame? Like, what was the big blockbuster that everyone went to see? It was just every Avengers movie. Like a Christopher Nolan film or some shit.

Yeah, like Inception was one. Avatar. Avatar. Okay, Avatar was the big one before any harry potter movie so harry potter but like i i can't i can't imagine after covid there being as big of a pool that like you know star wars avatar marvel like they they brought like these big event films i feel like that's just gonna go more towards the streaming Disney plus services yeah if it is in a theater it'll be like an IMAX special experience extra cost experience type thing yeah I think that COVID has fully definitely changed the theater industry because now everyone's like well if I can stream a brand new movie

you know I can get comfortable on my couch I don't need to actually go to the movie theater. And going to the movie theater is great. I love it still. I still love the Arclight. I still like, you know, getting a glass of shitty white wine. It's shitty. For Arclight, you know, they are somewhat, they present themselves as bougie. But at the end of the day they're just another movie theater.

Because like their wine isn't good. It's shitty. I promise you it's probably the same wine you could go to a gas station and get it's boxed wine it feels like it is boxed wine 100% I don't think they're popping bottles behind the bar at the Arclight

well there is a bar at the Arclight where you could probably get actual wine but from the concession stand you get shitty white and red and I don't know if you're allowed to if you get drinks there I don't think you take it in the theater oh from the bar upstairs i'm not sure they might be weird about that but fucking man dude when when movie theaters like when i got old enough and realized you can get alcohol in movie theaters changed the game i

was like holy shit i thought that was the only thing you could do it like arc light even when i moved here i didn't know that like you could just buy a alcohol at like an amc can you i don't know about amc i know it's more popular now where you can get like beer or wine at a movie theater of course alamo which i've still never been to because we didn't go to when we were in fucking we were supposed to see a specific movie at the alamo draft house when we were touring the alamo draft house a bunch the one in la it's awesome it's so cool yeah but i'm i there's something. The one in LA. It's awesome. It's so cool. Yeah, but there's something about the one in Austin, Texas, which is like. The original.

The one, you know. The OG. That I wanted to, you know, go to. What was the movie we were going to go see in Texas at that time? The Tarantino one, I think. Right? Oh, I think it probably was. Weren't we going to see whatever the last one was go to a Tarantino movie

or the Irishman we're going to see the Irishman I think okay it was just interesting because like I know the Alamo Draft House they do a lot of like fun shit for screenings like what's one of them like for It I think like a lot of people they

got to go dressed as a clown or clowns got to watch the movie for free. For Django, everyone wore black faces. They just do a lot of really cool things to kind of incorporate the audience into watching movies. There's there's some really cool smaller theaters in L.A. that I love. There's the Million Dollar Theater. There is the vista and los feliz and this is nice they don't even want shit right now because covid but where did we see the nathan fielder the vista okay never mind i've been there twice yeah then where well where was the

theater there where we saw house because i also saw million Million Dollar Theater. Million. Okay. Because I also went with a friend to go see a documentary about the making of. What is it? Not. The Good, the Bad, the Ugly. And then afterwards, The Good, the Bad, the Ugly. Yeah. A lot of L.A. theaters will do this thing where like they focus more on just like movie events and not playing the movies that are in theaters. So it'll be like, oh, we're doing like three Japanese horror films back to back tonight.

And what's cool about the Vista is they have this thing called, I don't know. It's, it's separate from the Vista, but they do it there. It's called secret movie club. And I used to go to it, uh,

every now and then where every week, I think they would show a different movie and everyone would vote on it. And then they would have someone design a poster for each movie you could buy and it it was like a really cool communal thing and i miss going to it uh once covid's over i want to go back to it a lot more uh harrison went the most and i would go with him sometimes but i saw a lot of good movies told you that's my that would be like probably my biggest dream is like opening up not even in la just some town but opening up like a theater that does event shit like that where the focus isn't new releases

because I don't I couldn't I don't know how you would keep that up with a small time theater yeah I mean I think honestly I think it's more Nickelodeon it's more fun to show other shit that's not the stuff like indie stuff and then just stuff that I wanted to don't you still have to buy the

buy the rights to those movies yeah that's the only thing is like if you if you own a movie theater you technically by law I don't think you could just be like pull up the thing by John Carpenter and play it like I think you actually need because you are making money off of that yeah you need some kind of like streaming or not streaming some

right thing there's a website you just go buy website you could just go buy like you could just yeah buying that buy a little license yeah that's my license now got it you just play whatever damn dude i really do you remember uh because i was thinking about how if you make money off it then you know it's it's illegal but do you remember in the in in kind of the beginning era of Let's Plays, it was, everyone was a little worried. Like, there was that thing where it's like, Let's Plays were getting struck because of the content was the game, and the companies were like, you're making money off our game.

Game developer, yeah. But the biggest thing that's happened recently was just a few years ago, Nintendo still, maybe Nintendo still has that problem, but Nintendo just isn't with it or hadn't been with it for a while. So certain Let's Plays, like even our Mario Odyssey, I had to do, like I had to film it. The cut scenes. With my cell phone. Every time there's a cut scene, it would copyright strike our video.

And that's what sucks is because like, I nintendo and like they're really cool but it's it's that one thing i'm like come on just just be cool it might have changed i want you to be cool because i know like there's a huge community of of nintendo streamers you think of uh i guess jimmy wetzel being one of them but like they they do have i do see more of abundance on like twitter of like nintendo stuff being streamed yeah i think they might might have might have done the right thing because i mean how else are people gonna have you know stream animal crossing and put hours and hours of of advertising into into your game dude did you go to the joe biden animal crossing town the did he really have a... The campaign had an official... Was it like a dream town you could put in the code for?

That's not a bad idea. I know. It's just so far disconnected from Joe Biden. That's just why it's funny. It's like a Pokemon go to the polls thing. Yeah, exactly. Except not like... As cringy?

As cringy. You know what actually got me to cringe? This is... Despacito? No. I actually thought that was funny and that it produced a lot of hilarious memes. Like, it's a good meme template now. Like, hold up, listen to this, and then play a song. Like, it's fucking great.

So thank God for providing us with that. Yes, it's stupid and ill-informed, and he was kind of cringy for doing it. But I think the outcome outweighs the damage that he did. I feel like some dumbass Democratic aide is just like, do this, Joe. This is going to be great. Okay. What was I saying? I was saying something about I was on to something and then got sidetracked

what you thought was more cringy was Rudy Giuliani when people like it was called who called it oh oh the news calls the election

he just did this whole show of hands looked up to the sky so you know the same people who did 10 it was just like weird just kind of watching a guy in real time like not be good at lying and just embarrass himself trying to figure out what to do in the live mode i do i hate rudy he's a fucking goblin he is despicable he he if you catch him on the street he'll run away at twice your speed and he'll leave a trail of gold behind him. I know. It's fucking crazy.

He's got his goblin with a sack of gold and then he'll probably maybe gold and used condoms are littered about. Anybody who had Michael Cohen as their lawyer is definitely. Wait. Did Rudy Giuliani have Michael Cohen as his lawyer? Sean Hannity and Donald Trump did so yeah fake news fake news

Rudy Giuliani sucks balls though that's the way I'll word that one he sucks balls he's just a grimy fucking dude you can see his teeth too much like his bottom and top teeth they're too like they're there when he speaks.

Yeah. You know, because a lot of people when they speak. Are those dentures or are those his real teeth? Probably dentures. Or maybe he just has nice teeth. Or nice dentures. Probably by a guy, good pair of dentures. He was the mayor of New York City, right?

Yeah. He was mayor. Was it New York City? Yeah. Okay. He was definitely mayor. I forgot if it was New York City, but... Isn't Cuomo...

No, wait, never mind. Was he mayor? He's the governor of New York. Yeah, I was about to say. He's not mayor. He's governor. I never realized that Andrew Cuomo and Chris Cuomo were brothers. Until they spat at each other during...

That was really funny. That was good. Oh, dude, I saw... and look i'm not a big i don't even know who like i don't i think i've only seen cuomo in that beef that he had with his brother but there's this other clip going around about the news cuomo not the government chris cuomo for the cnn guy yeah where he was talking to ted cruz and it felt so good because ted ted cru Cruz is probably my least favorite on the Republican side even more like

I'd have to agree with you honestly for a longer time like I it was people like I thought Trump was really Trump's a dumb ass Ted Cruz is a legitimate fucking right wing politician and it's just like I he's such a fucking weasel like he I don't know so it's the most hypoc's such a fucking weasel

like he I don't know it's the most hypocritical motherfucking weasel and he thinks that his and it's funny

the reason he grew his beard out I know was to try to like come off as like a Chad to the right wing kind of

chuds out there but I guess it worked cause he has a bigger face he has his own fucking podcast out now he does yeah can we get him on ours i don't know dude maybe thank you boys so much for having me on the podcast ted cruz is a fake grimy little weasel actually he's hypocritical and and just the thing that about it is is that he'll constantly be raising his eyebrow and smirking when he's either dead wrong or just supposed to be listening to something like.

So smug. And it's so it's so punchable. But that video is running for president where it's like his family, like the dinner with his family and how awkward it was. One of the most cringe inducing political things I've ever. So why did they release that? I don't like that. Like that can only do damage. One of the most cringe-inducing political things I've ever seen. So why did they release that? I don't know. Like, that can only do damage.

Actually, Ted Cruz, I don't like, I hate Ted Cruz, but I think also equally on scale, I hate Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham. Um, Mitch McConnell, well, Lindsey Graham, I- Because Cruz, but Lindsey Graham, I hate him more so because he is an unfortunate representative of our state. And Mitch McConnell, I don't like just because he sucks. He blocks like every – Just like every politician. They all suck. Both sides, they all suck. It like both sides they all suck it's like the same reason why i fucking hate pelosi for you know the same shit there's there's it's just

hypocrisy and i hate i hate seeing like this whole the ted cruz and pelosi do the same shit or even mitch mcconnell they do this whole thing where they'll let's say uh they'll they'll say something that is wrong right and then they'll do the exact thing that they said was wrong like a year down the road and it'll be hypocritical but when they're when they're defending themselves doing it they'll be like smirking and having a raised eye be like see the reason why i didn't is because the reason i'm right when doing this for example the reason why i can filibuster and they can't is because i'm doing it for for stupid reasons that i find uh more interesting than the reasons that the democratic party filibusters things even though it's both just childhood games being played it is i think actually you know probably the biggest thing to politics like being a politician i think it's

just confidence yeah you're going to be wrong and you're gonna be called out when you can't disprove and you just got to be it's you got to that's why trump did so well he was super he was he was super confident he uh if you look it's interesting though because i feel like confidence plays better on male politicians than female politicians if you if you are a female politician and you you do show that you are seen as a bitch yeah smug yeah exactly like hillary well hillary is a bitch but um oh but um kamala like there are a bunch of uh organizations just talking about how smug and how it played wrong about how she's smirking and smiling and saying excuse me

I'm talking when it's like then they'll play clips of Donald Trump doing like his facial you know we've all seen Donald's facial but he gets a pass because he's fighting for liberty and freedom and peace and justice for the people he has the cure for

cancer and AIDS. He does, actually. He's defending kids against the pedophile Hollywood elite. The cabal? Yeah. So it's okay. I have noticed that's a thing. Anytime a woman politician

does the exact same shit, it's like, oh, they're a bitch. Look at this bitch. So chill. It's the exact same shit. It like oh they're a bitch look at like look at this bitch like so chill it's like it's the exact same shit it's it's because of the mostly i i want to say it's because politicians and generally as a society um uh politicians have that kind of old world view of just kind of like shut up shut up woman yeah know your woman come on all you do is just fucking like is it is it the time of the month because if it's her time of the month and she could talk joe biden into and and the amount of

times i've actually heard that um the whole like period thing is probably very low but i have heard time and time again the whole they're just not emotionally like fitted. They're more emotional. Yeah. To like run the office of presidency. I mean, find the lie, Ryan. It's, you know. But women vote more than men. So I guess they have more of a say in the country than we do.

I can't wait to be a politician one day. So who wins in the end? I don't know. I wait to be a politician one day. So who wins in the end? I don't know. I want to be a politician. I think we had our first two transgender government representatives elected in the office. Was it two, right?

I know one. Maybe two. I know one definitely won. I know one of them was running against someone who had personally called her out or something. And it was almost like a revenge thing. And then she won. So, you know, there's faux progress for you.

Just wait till next election where. But also to balance it out, they did elect a QAnon guy in Georgia. The guy in the wheelchair? Or North Carolina. One of those two. The guy in the wheelchair or QAnon guy? No, guy in Georgia. The guy in the wheelchair? Or North Carolina. One of those two. The guy in the wheelchair, a QAnon guy? No, no, no. The guy in the wheelchair is different, but they did elect a QAnon guy. Dude, just trust the plan, man. The guy in the wheelchair

did say Cry More Lib. On Twitter, yeah. Yeah. They elected a 25-year-old, too. Yeah, he is 25. Oh, that's him? That's him. Damn. He's younger than me. Older than you, but younger than me. He's like within a year of me. That's crazy.

I didn't know people could get in that early. Yeah, I mean, well, AOC is how old? 30? Is she 30? 31, 32? I'm going to say 31. Oh, is that why there's memes of her for next election? AOC age.

I thought she was still like in her 20s for some reason. Okay, no. I accidentally typed in APC, not AOC. And it was like 39 years. And I was like, what? That's an organization. I can't believe Gus streamed with her. Oh, shit.

She is 31, right? 31? 31. Nice. Born in 89. So, yeah. So, she could technically run next next i don't think she would i could see kamala running next there's no way if they if they put biden up next that would be

very interesting like if the democrats put biden up next because he'd be like one foot in the grave type of scenario he's no way they're gonna put him up again joe biden is already going to be on record our oldest president-elect and right right before that, of course, was Donald Trump, who was 70 years old when he was elected president. And then Joe Biden is what now, 77 or something like that? Joe Biden looks like a skeleton that just climbed out of a coffin. How old is Biden? 78. 77, 78?

78, I think. Oh, is he? Excuse me. There's one thing I know, Ryan. It's politicians' ages. 77. Fuck! So I was right and you were wrong.

Oh, God. I just met myself with, like, the biggest fucking jackass. And you gloated about it, too. But don't worry. He turns 78 November 20th. His birthday is soon. I'm going to wait for this podcast. I'm going to delay this podcast to come out until after November 20th.

A week and a half. The advertiser is going to be so mad. The usual. I'm gonna wait for this podcast. I'm gonna delay this podcast until after no we can have us the advertising is so bad Man dude, you know I'm saying So Wow's going well, yeah, tell me about something about your world of Warcraft I will after these ads good ads man. Yeah anyways, um Wow's going well. I'm level. Wow. I can't remember what level I am with Ross, but we leveled up a shit ton on a stream he did. Wow.

And then after that, no, I get it. But go on. I don't think i have any updates i didn't i already say i achieved pirate legend on sea of thieves i don't think you on the podcast said you got the high tauren whatever oh i got the high yeah i got the high tauren and that's who so i finally got that and wow i am pirate legend and sea of thieves what else am i playing? I want to play WoW, dude. I got back into Fortnite again. I got a duo dub. Didn't get a solo dub, unfortunately. Damn, man.

I streamed recently again. I streamed like two hours. What'd you stream? Sea of Thieves. Nice! With the foolish captain, Kelly. Because she's a captain. is a pirate i'm trying to get back oh no no i saw yeah i saw when you streamed yeah i remember that so i don't know

what to stream besides sea of thieves and that's it i want to stream minecraft really bad i forgot what i streamed before you should stream minecraft i dude i got my twitch account back i got back into it i literally i don't know why I haven't started streaming. It's just like, I'm not even going to do a layout or anything. I'm just going to put my camera in the corner. Like, I'm not going to do anything fancy. But I need a camera first. That's one thing.

I just have my, what is it, the Logitech webcam. Which I need to get that Sony thing, do the cam link, and then I could have a DSLR, not DSLR, I could have a digital camera. Oh, I can just use my ZV-1. Oh, yeah. The ZV-1 is really good quality for that, because I used it when I went on a Meat Canyons

podcast, and I used, I had to film myself with it, and it looks really good. Have you listened to his new podcast? Meat Canyon? Yeah, because he had his podcast. He has the other one with those other guys. Yeah.

I have not listened to it. Have you? Maybe. Well, I'm not listening because that's competition. Maybe because the ad was on the episode that I voiced Piglet. It was. I remember. It was on the episode that I voiced Piglet. It was. I remember. It's at the end. Yeah.

He's shoving the ice cream down the kid's throat, which is hilarious. I love Meat Canyon, dude. We got to get him a... Check out Meat Canyon's podcast, everybody. And his animations because he's a very... It's crazy how quickly he blew up

because this time last year he had like 300 subscribers have you seen his most recent animation the Dragon Ball Z one I haven't watched it yet the animation style cause I think they did a thing where they you know how snapchat filters work

where they'll put something on and then you can move your face a little bit and do facial expressions they did that with one of his drawings like they did that with Goku so like it's his drawn stuff and but then it's it's definitely someone's face like talking and making the expressions oh that's cool which is it just made it looks very unique and it it's very off-putting it reminds me of something honestly that they would have done encourage the cowardly dog like it's it's i thought it. It reminds me of something, honestly, that they would have done in Courage the Cowardly Dog. Like it's,

it's, I thought it was just, I, I personally hadn't seen it before and I thought it was hilarious. Go, go check out his animations. There's,

Ryan and I are both in Me, Kenny animations. Yeah, you're in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory one. You played Charlie, right?

Uh-huh. And you played, uh, uh, Piglet and Christopher Robin. Dude, your voice acting in that one is so good. Thanks, man.

Hilarious. I tuned into yours. I didn't realize it was, like, I knew you were in the video, but I didn't realize it was you until, like, halfway in. I was like, you a piglet? Yeah. Really? Is it that different from my voice? No, it just sounded so good, like, so professionally, like, cartoon voice acting that I didn't even register that it was you.

I was like, oh, shit, that's Ryan. Thanks, man. I love doing voice acting. I didn't even register that it was you. I was like, oh shit, that's Ryan. Thanks, man. I love doing voice acting. I think it's fun. It's really fun. But it's not like I have a, it's not like I can just do it whenever. You have a good voice for it. Thank you Meat Canyon for asking me to do that because I did have a great fucking time

and I'm always down to collaborate with people. You know, if I don't see their message, forget about it and then'm always down to collaborate with people you know if I don't see their message forget about it and then don't respond to them and then respond to them weeks later going sorry sorry sorry I died I saw it then I forgot about it and any mutuals listening to this know that's exactly what I do too uh I'm so bad about that I just don't feel like I'm in the club right now. You know what I mean? The club? Like the...

The cabal? Like I need to be more active on Twitter. I need to be more active on Twitter with this whole community. I love being active on Twitter, but it is stressful. But I took it off my phone, so now I only use it on a desktop. So I'll just sit down, throw a tweet out that way. What? You were making a face at me.

Oh, I wasn't? Yes, you were. Stop, you're doing it again. Fucking, uh. Can you focus with goofy face? Well, I couldn't tell at first if you were making a face, like on purpose or not, because it was just so, uh. Stop, dude. It's uncomfortable.

I just make my lips go just... Yeah, it's creepy. Your eyes are very sunken and I'm gonna... I have sunken eyes in general. I can't make them sink more. You're just making fun of my sunken eyes. No, no, no. When you focus like that, it enunciates it. I wish you

could make your eyes more sunken in the moment, though. Okay, I'm going to have to put my hand up next to the mic so I can't see your face while we record this. Can you see my penis and balls? Yeah, I see your penis. I see your penis and balls. Yep, I certainly do. Yep, you're stretching your nutsack. Spinning it around.

Okay. Stop, dude. Stop. Stop, dude. Stop, dude. That is disgusting. Look at me, Matt. Matt. I'm not looking, dude. I'm not looking. That always bothers the fuck out of me.

Bruno, come on. Yeah, no, it's really funny, but for some reason that just gets me. Can't do it? No. Don't pull it back out dude leave it let it sit let it let it be and the words of john lennon let it be speaking words of wisdom let it be, let it be, let it be. Cry until tomorrow, let it be. Wake up to the sound of music. Mother Mary, Mother Mary, call to me.

I was actually watching some John Lennon videos last night. I thought you were about to say Across the Universe. I have not seen Across the Universe. Every time I commit to watching it, I fall asleep three quarters of the way through. Just because it's music

and it's a long ass fucking movie. I fall asleep to it. I'm not gonna... I have nothing to hide. That's how I am with Iron Man. I've never seen Iron Man all the way through. What? I've seen Iron Man like three or four times, but each time I've fallen asleep

or not finished it right before like the last quarter of the movie. There is something soothing about kind of like a movie where the plot's so simple that you could just kind of like fall asleep and then wake up and be like, I get it. Yeah.

You know? I didn't miss much. Like you wake, it's like you fall asleep after like he gets kidnapped and then you wake up and he's like, I am Iron Man. You're like, yeah, you are. Yeah, you are.

We know what happened. I can put two and two together. He gets kidnapped by terrorists, right? Yeah. Damn. Dude, they should have just made Iron Man take out Osama bin Laden. By a bunch of turban-wearing terrorists. I know.

It was terrifying, dude. They were in a cave. It was turbifying, dude. Weren't they in a cave? Yeah. This went down the checklist. Yeah. Well, I mean, at that time, I guess, it I mean, the the movie was trying to say that it was him selling his technology that created this.

You know, so the general message was U.S. bad. Right. U.S. is the one who caused these certain regions to have this built up kind of resentment towards the United States because of us fueling and funneling their wars. And that leads to the death of their citizens and sometimes outright killing their citizens with robotic planes that have no soul behind them. They're playing with an Xbox controller. There is a soul behind it, but it's some fat dude in Connecticut with an Xbox controller blowing brown people up. Do you feel anything? Because there's a level of detachment there, I guess, from actually pulling the trigger. There's got to be a book or something about it.

I'd be interested to read the thoughts. Well, I guess it's on a very small scale. Right. It's like the kind of the dropping of the atomic bombs, except what they were doing was more direct, but it was from their country. But I guess that's how drone pilots see it. It's like, it's not me directly killing them.

It's the orders I'm just following. Yeah. Just following orders. I saw a video. I saw like a drone video once and you can hear the guys flying it, like talking and they're having a great time. Like they're laughing and cracking jokes about blowing the people up and shit. I was like, Jesus Christ. I can't remember exactly where it is, but there's this one video that got really popular because of how much shit it spun.

It spun. much shit it it uh spawn it spun it was like this uh it was uh it was of a helicopter helicopter helicopter it was on a helicopter gunship and they were just lighting fools up dude innocent people too it's crazy damn way back when though fuck i saw a video of uh i think i think they're a russian it was this like attack helicopter. And it shoots at a mountain in the video. And it's un-fucking-believable how fast it shoots. Like how fast the bullets go. Because you can see the tracers. And I saw it and I was like, fuck. You cannot stand up against that. fuck that that like you cannot stand up against that well think about it there's these think about the technological difference of that of someone living in the middle east and then our drones

who have the capability like just picture this picture picture the fucking wind the sound of wind the sound of maybe some animals that are about. Maybe you're hurting, maybe there's some, who knows, goats? I don't know, that's the popular animal that people always go to, it seems. Is that your penis? No. Sorry, there's a picture of a penis Matt put on his phone as we're talking about innocence being drone strike. That's the Wikipedia picture for erection.

Got it. Continue, though. See, that looks like kind of a drone airplane in a sense. Yeah, that Wikipedia picture for erection. Got it. Continue though. See, that looks like kind of a drone airplane in a sense. That thing's solid, dude. You know what I'm saying? Remember you were also talking about the hard nipple. That guy's got a hard nipple in the back. You see that?

I hate... With women, it's fine. But there's something about a man with a very erect, hard, big nipple that like. That's a nice penis. That is a nice, so smooth. I know, dude.

And he shaves well. Yeah, I'm going down, I'm going down Wikipedia's pictures of erections now. Yeah. Yeah, but sorry, go back to what you were saying. No, I don't want to anymore. I just think it's disrespectful. No, there's no way I'm going to talk about drone strikes after talking about erect penises. Why?

What do you mean why? Well, you were making good points. Okay. Continue. Nolan Void, I'm also an idiot on YouTube, so you shouldn't be listening to what I'm saying. Tarn it off, guys. Delete the episodes off your phone. Pack it up.

Go home. And plus, besides, I just don't want to get on like the wrong side because if we talk about like the fact that obama killed a u.s citizen in a drone strike