supermegashow - EP 219 - Extinction Event

Episode Date: November 18, 2020

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but it's a big enough number to be impressed by. How about that? If you had gone back in time and told me I would make a podcast that's about an hour long each episode. No, not a podcast. A talk show. A talk show. A late night talk show with my best friend that would be over 200 episodes.

I would be like, damn. Yeah, so all you little dweebs out there trying to make YouTube channels, try to top this one, okay? 219, see if you can do it. Yeah. Losers. I bet you there's a podcast out there

that doesn't get any views really at all, and it's on like episode 500 something. Definitely. The Joe Rogan show is... Dude, there's definitely... You know what sucks? Can something exist for that long without it being like dug up

and then appreciated by like a cult following cause there's so much shit do you know how much shit gets uploaded to YouTube everyday yeah a lot isn't it like 1 billion hours of video gets uploaded everyday it's like 1 billion eons or some shit like that 12 light years 6 megaparsecs

no you were on the right track. It was like 12 buzz light years. I wish that was like another light, like a bigger measurement than a light year that the scientific community used,

like a buzz light year. It's like 10 times a regular light year. It's like 10 light years, yeah. Sorry I sound different. My voice is a bit gone. Hey man.

Yeah. Be proud of it, man. Puberty is a good thing yeah so i do sound i'm not as i actually i'm not as like nasally i guess as i feel it sounds cool though see i'm nasally hey man i'm back baby it's ryan after the surgery. I got vocal improvement surgery. Dude, actually speaking of vocal improvement, I might not be like this time next year. I might not have this nasally tone to my voice. I hope not. All right, man. Because the main reason my voice is so nasally is because I have such a deviated septum. I've talked about this before.

It's crazy. Like I can't't breathe out of my right nostril. You said why you sound so annoying? And, you know, I have sleep problems. I got a sleep study done. And one of the things, if my deviated septum is making me not get enough oxygen when I sleep, I get it fixed. And then all of a sudden, all of this opens up, man. And I won't have that nasally, you know? Yeah, yeah.

Because think about it, like, if you, if you, if you stretch that pretty big, dude. If you squeeze your nose. That was like Elastigirl shit. Yeah, I could, I got stretchy skin, man. You're my Elastiboy. Look how much I can stretch my foreskin, watch this. Holy fuck. Yeah.

I could go a little farther. Ah, damn. Ow! Boom! So the sleep study I did was interesting, interesting though because they had to put a lot of electrodes all over my body and belts around my chest to measure my breathing I had a little oxygen measure under my nose yeah and the doctor dipped his balls in my mouth every 10 minutes

or something like that he said it helped stimulate I guess my neurological functions to help me sleep better. It definitely did. I basically have to lay there all night and they monitor me. It was so uncomfortable. It was so cold in that room.

And they gave me the smallest blanket that was maybe for like a child. And it was literally... Did it have a smiley face on it? No, it was just white, but it was literally just like a sheet, like not even a blanket. I was freezing. But the thing is, they're measuring my brain waves and all that shit throughout the night and like my heart rate nothing's showing up

come on dude I just said and my pulse and everything and dude I was so scared I was gonna have like a wet dream or something and they'd be able to like pick it up on the see they definitely look different I guarantee what is it yeah dude I mean I guess I guarantee are you in like a

little gown or something no i i thought they would give me something when i say that i don't mean like a fucking dress i mean you know like a hospital gown i was in my beautiful sun dress no i uh i thought they were gonna give me something comfortable to sleep in uh and then i got there and i realized like oh i was supposed to bring pajamas so I slept in my clothes and you're like jeans I slept I slept in my my my jeans and my shirt and everything it was really uncomfortable I should have told you at some point that you had to bring your own clothes oh it was in the email that you sent me ahead of time okay I just uh they also said I should have I could have brought my own pillow to be more comfortable wish i had but dude i would i just want to know like if if i started jerking off and then i'm hooked up this thing they probably seem like oh my god something's happening to him is he okay

like they see you like kind of like shaking they see me like my back like oh he's like oh my god he might be having a stroke yeah i'm having a stroke or two you know i'm saying yeah yeah i'm having a couple strokes can you pull pranks like that on your medical on the medical professionals that help you you think i put can i register myself as a sex offender i mean you don't have to register yourself as a sex offender the government would do that for me no well maybe maybe it'd be like a porn and the nurse would be into it yeah you just have to be filming it and then it's a porn yeah exactly art it's art it's artistic man i you know so there's like that whole debate where it's like

what's art and what's porn because some people could look at a like a portrait of a naked woman and be like that's porn but some guy could also just jerk off to it because it's because it's a pair of pair of honkers dude and you could show a video of of two people having loving passionate sex and you could say that's art not porn but the best quote i remember from my uh media uh media arts class freshman year of college was they had we had this whole like half the class was a discussion about like porn versus from my media arts class, freshman year of college, was they had, we had this whole, like half the class was a discussion

about like porn versus art and trying to figure out where that line is. And the best quote that someone said was, it was like, I can't, I can't like define the difference between porn and art, but I know porn when I see it,

you know? What about, how about all porn is art but not all art is porn? Yeah. You know? It could be though,

actually. Based on things like All porn is artistic in some, well, not all porn is artistic. Not all porn is artistic. Did you hear that fart noise

that just intercepted the conversation? Yeah, I did. I liked it. It's pretty good, pretty good, pretty good stuff, man. Yeah, I did. I liked it. It's pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good stuff, man.

Okay. I've been obsessed with space lately. I've just been. I've always liked space. What about space? But lately. Like specifically like stars, planets. All of it, dude.

All of it. I've just been going on Wikipedia and just going down like rabbit holes every night about space. And it's so cool. It is. What's the most interesting thing or video you've watched about space? Oh, fuck. I've been watching a lot of...

The day of my sleep study when I had to stay during the day too, all I did was just watch space videos. There's a lot of good channels. Let Me Know does a lot of good space fact videos. But what specifically in space did you learn that you're like, fuck? That there's's guess how many

guess how many stars there are in the universe how many I think it's I might be wrong on this I think it's 68 sextillion really

yeah shit and every star's got some planets dude that's a number I can't appreciate do you know how many oh wait look at this this is

so I watched I can't do it you know how many? Oh, look at this. This is, so I watched it. I can't do it anymore. It's like a raspy. I know. Let me see. I gotta check this out. How many life-sustaining planets there are out there in the universe? We are alone in the universe.

There's 40 billion Earth-sized planets within just the Milky Way that can support life the same way Earth can. You just got to, I mean. 40 billion, dude. It's all like essentially the same genetic makeup. It's just all about the kind of, what? Water. What little changes? Like, if you have water, you're more than likely going to have life on your planet

yeah what because it's gonna be a little little tiny babies in there i wonder how much like life on another planet because so like i'm confident saying like i'm fully there's definitely more life out there if there's 40 billion in the milky way alone yeah planets that could support i'm not like when when i like when i say that because i do agree, my brain doesn't go to like Star Trek-y type shit. It goes to like, you know, other fauna. Some weird crab thing. Yeah. Dude, yeah.

Like, I just, if I could know anything in the whole world, I would just want to see what other species, like what other planets look like with other species. Just like what other animals look like. That'd be like, whoa, it's a new one. one because like i wasn't here to witness dinosaurs so it'd just be the same thing it would be like oh shit that existed on this planet it would just be it would just be cool like because when when i think of an alien planet like i for some reason like when i think of like life that would be there i just think of uh stuff that is slightly different than like a deer or a dog or it would be a t-rex or something that's existed here but i bet you it's something that we couldn't even conceive of i wonder if if things like on another planet uh that's kind of

similar to earth if like how similar things would evolve and end up obviously like most a lot of things would be different like this far on because the evolutionary paths would change so much but i wonder if like from from the base like some like the first creatures are kind of the same like or if it's just completely different process just i was always wondering if like just what what would have been what would the earth have been like without because like when humans came about or when we came about through evolution later on on in the earth's timeline like we just started to just fucking monopolize everything at some given point because we started creating culture or like language and all that and like other animals they they're like they're quote-unquote language or what we perceive as like their language is just kind of more of their calls to each other yeah

that's like what we used to and then over time some of them that were like but we fucking monopolized a whole fucking planet i know we did it's crazy that's like when you think about like we're not just like a popular species on a continent and then there's like you know we like developed it's like the whole fucking planet advanced civilization is ours and i know like that that's and i say that because we're not we're we're also not taking good care of it and shit i watched a video on like the next trillion years in the universe like what's gonna happen and it starts with earth and it really looks like we're way closer to the end of years in the universe, like what's going to happen. And it starts with Earth. And it really looks like

we're way closer to the end of humanity than the beginning. Just based on like things that are inevitably going to happen in the next like hundred thousand years.

Like an extinction event, right? Yeah. And also if things keep going the way they are with global warming and stuff. And then... Can we realistically stop an extinction event?

Like I know we have like is yeah i think so well i guess it depends on what it is an asteroid yeah big asteroid is flying towards earth do we actually have a defense that would work that that is like maybe five percent i don't think so if it's a big ass asteroid i don't think that they have any technology so are we just like hopefully that doesn't come about because if so we're gonna have to like on all the news channels be like hey everyone we're all dying soon there's going to be we're all dying at the

same time I've been watching videos that's crazy I've been watching videos on asteroids and I would like ones that have hit in the past and the biggest one that ever hit I think was it was in South Africa like billions of years ago but the crater is, like, 250 miles wide. So, like, think about how fucking

big that was and just looking up, like, huh? I know. Because they go at, like, 17,000 miles per hour. They're God's drone strikes, dude. Dude, that's, God's like, eh, I don't, I don't. It's like, these dinosaurs suck. I want to redo this area. These dinosaurs and their shitty

religion have poisoned my earth. I need to redo this area. These dinosaurs and their shitty religion have poisoned my earth. I need to make some new ones. I really want to I've been laying in bed awake and I think about asteroids and how crazy it is. Like the one in 2013 that happens like I think

two every hundred years or something. That one that flew over and exploded over Russia and like blew out everyone's windows wait it happens what? remember in 2013 that asteroid but before that you said it happens twice every hundred years or something

or once every hundred years does it come out of a fucking like time portal or something why does it happen alright it's 99 and a half six more months we'll fire another one no no no it's just like the stats of how rare that is oh okay okay i thought it's like it's on a schedule for some reason twice every 200 whatever fucking years okay got it but there was that bigger one in siberia back in um like 1901 i think early 1900s that flew over. It was way bigger and it blew up like in the atmosphere and it flattened like how many square miles of trees? It just straight up like it knocked every single tree down.

Because of the like the wave, like the explosion. So like if that happened right above us, would we just be like, we just explode downward in an instant. That's not a bad way to die though right cause you're not gonna even it flattened 770 square miles of forest

imagine if the world leaders and the government holy fuck imagine if the world leaders and government were so inept or so shitty that they kept that from people until like like emergency broadcast. We're all dying in five minutes.

It doesn't give you enough time because they don't want people to like panic or whatever. The world would fall into absolute chaos. Do you tell the world that it's ending or do you just let it end? I don't think they do because they let it end on a normal day. Do you like, do you not give billions of people the knowledge that their lives about people will know dude because realistically if a asteroid that big is coming you'll see it for like days in the sky really like a light in the sky yeah see it's people it's just like the fortnight galactus event you can see him in the sky every few days

you can notice he's getting bigger and bigger. He's coming. Damn, that comet that was passing by in July, I wanted to see it. And every single night I tried, I couldn't get somewhere high enough. And then the last night, you could see it. My aunt and uncle were going to their friend's house next door to go on the roof to look at it. And I was like, I don't invite myself to stuff, but can but can i come and they were like did you intercept a threesome i literally well i might have because then they were like um we'll get out we'll ask when we get over there we're going to our friend's house to go look at the sky okay on the roof and then uh she's like you know what matthew i'll ask

when we get over there and then you end up going over there? No, I never heard back from my aunt. Really? Oh, man, they were fucking slinging balls around, man. Yo, they were straight slinging balls. I'm telling you what, man. They were spreading gap and slinging balls, munching box. Dude, if there's one thing I love, it's watching men munch boxes. Dude. No, I don't want to munch boxes dude

I could go for a little box right now I'm a bit full right now I just had some Dairy Queen I'm kidding there's no Dairy Queen out here right there's no Dairy Queen out here oh yeah because you turn it upside down it doesn't fall out of the cup

yeah D.K. Blizzard man I bet you it would fall never mind fall out of the cup yeah i a blizzard dk blizzard man i bet you would fall if i just imagine just like never mind it was a it was like a syndigo we kind of thought it's just it's just some shitty like no no i hate pitching ideas if there's one thing i hate it's funny in your brain and then a joke and then it's like all right it's better imagining it i'm just gonna i'm just gonna not that like honestly if someone's like no no no no go on and then you're like okay well

it like actually like takes all of like and then this will be your love for you this will be their reaction that thought yeah reaction like that's good yeah exactly it's never worth just it was all in my head there's no need to say anything further. I love that. That's great, man. That's great. I can always tell when Jackson doesn't think something I'm showing him is funny, but he still wants to be nice about it. But I just have known him for so long. I know exactly. Oh, I love that.

That's great. That's great, man. What's my tell? I don't think I know. You don't want me to know you know I see yeah well you're good at it I'm good at it well I'd rather someone lie to me

ignorance is bliss man it is makes myself but real talk you think that we just die one day without the knowledge of knowing that no he said we'd see an asteroid

people would be like what the fuck is that about? Some government would be like, hey guys, uh, this is bad. North Korea would be like, oh, finally, that is our God coming to save us. Actually, a lot of

religious people would be like, that is Jesus coming down on his horse. And then it's like, here he comes, guys. And then, just like those trees, just not even just an explosion, just like a single frame. It's just,

they all flat, their bones are splayed. I used to be, dude, I used to be thinking of like a, you know, like family guy when they fall, it's like just quickly,

it's one frame. Yeah. It's just one frame. But here he comes. Joy in their eyes. Yeah. They're all like praying like singing and cheering fucking i used to be so scared as a kid of like because when i when i was a kid i thought the rapture because i was just told that the rapture is everyone suddenly that is going to heaven just vanishes out of their clothing can i tell you about the time that i passed by a rapture barbecue that a church was having?

No way. Back around like 2012 or some shit. Seriously? I was passing by this church and on its sign it said, get ready for the rapture. And it might have been a joke by the church. It was like, get ready for the rapture. And then like, everyone's welcome. And there was like a blow up bouncy house.

They were grilling and shit. It might have been a joke by a really cool church, but it's also in South Carolina. No. Yeah. It probably wasn't a joke. Hey man, I know the world's about to end,

but we got a bouncy house. We got, we got some Oscar Myers on the grill. Let's just have a good, a classic American time. We got Hawaiian punch. It's going to be good. It's going to be good guys.

But basically, um, fuck was I saying? Oh, yeah. I used to think that the rapture was like, it would be a second, like an instant, like and then everyone that was a Christian would disappear out of their clothes because they go to heaven. Like in the Nick Cage movie? Exactly. My mom told me that was how it was, I think, just based on Left Behind.

Yeah. And I remember I was like, I was so scared that was going to happen. just based on left behind. Yeah. And I remember I was like, I was so scared that was going to happen. And Harrison on like Harrison's like 12th birthday, he went to go see a movie. Like his,

like his birthday party was going to movie theater. Yeah. And Harrison said for some reason all day, he could just think about the rapture suddenly happening. And, uh, he started like crying during the movie and was like, so upset all day.

It is kind of horrifying. Hey kids. Thinking about people just disappearing. It would be like Jimmy Neutron. Boy genius. What would you do if just one day you recorded the podcast and I just poof out of my clothes and you're just still there? I'd be upset.

You and I hold around the same religious thoughts on religion. You find out I've just been faking so you like me so I've actually deep down been a huge Christian. I definitely think you're more spiritual than I am yeah well that's from the excessive DMT use

after I spoke to those hyper intelligent beings after the man in the big funny hat was following you around down the hallway and told you I did go to the fourth dimension DMT scares me I have not done DMT dimension you bitch DMT scares me

I have not done DMT for the record DMT's scary though who's DMT? he's a rapper I'm kidding I know let's do DMT together for a video we just do it we live stream in a very claustrophobic

white padded room just us on DMT I honestly think what would just happen okay, we live stream in a very claustrophobic, white padded room. Just us on DMT. Put a camera in the wall. I honestly think what would just happen, we do it and we probably both just lay down for 15 minutes and then get back up and be like, whoa, that was crazy. I've heard some wild stories.

There's scientists that have said some interesting things because some people believe it legitimately. Are you speaking to scientists? I have been speaking to scientists. I have a panel i call about this kind of stuff some of my scientist buddies some of the people at my science conference i attend you might you might have heard of him he's a he's the coronavirus guy he's he's working on that too yeah i was actually the keynote speaker at the last science conference at the science house but um do adults have science fairs like are science fairs just to prepare like little mini scientists and it's also to help us

understand just basic things and it's creative but are there adult science fairs where scientists are like hey we're selling these ideas to you nasa and the government and like just a job fair maybe yeah the shops cool shit and you're like whoa don't you actually like to like put forth something you have to fucking write an academic paper and then where where where do you end where do you how would you go if you discovered something new what's the process to have that instated as fact or instated as some sort of scientific theory. I'll tell you what, man, the PC thought police will look at it. Now, I think it's just what's it's widely accepted by the science community. Science community.

I don't know what that means. Yeah. But as some guy just come and look at this, guys, and people like that checks and then it's like, ding. Well, facts have been very wrong. Old facts, like old facts in the past. past yeah because they just did what they thought uh what makes you so uh you know positive about this whole climate change thing like what makes you think that that's real they say so the earth has cycles right it's it's done this 20 000 times ever heard of the ice age come on yeah uh so much for your global your your your gay global warming i'm gonna start calling it only that and i hope the wikipedia they don't call it global warming because now

we better understand what it is um that's why we call it climate change it's not like it it's not real guys dude i think like when we're older people are just gonna look back and be like how stupid were these people to deny this because it's gonna affect our when we're older, people are just going to look back and be like, how stupid were these people to deny this? Because it's going to affect our, when we're older, we'll see the big effects. Like when we find out of the great ice wall and the fact that the earth is flat. That's going to be a mind blowing day for me. If you sail out to any ocean, eventually you come across a ginormous ice wall. There are people

guarding it from every nation. And it's flat. Okay? The earth is flat. What are they keeping us from? What's beyond that wall? The edge of the earth. It's better for them to make us think the earth is spherical. But why?

Look at this, Ryan. If they think it's a circle, um, stupid. If I'm holding an orange, and I pour some water on top of it, what does the water do? It goes around the orange. Now, if I pour some on the ground, what does that water do? It just stays there. Gravity's not helping out that water

stay around that orange, is it? There's not a little ecosystem going on. How come when I pour water over an orange, oceans don't form on that orange, and fauna and flora don't appear? How come I don't have a little personal garden of Eden? I'll tell you why.

Because God's not real, dude. God's a fucking frog. He's surely alive. I shouldn't say that. That's not how the song goes. God's not real. Fucking's a fucking sure he's alive i shouldn't say that that's not how the song goes god's not fucking real he's surely alive uh but but but but i feel like just people that literally just can't like their brain just can't comprehend like a sphere and they're like they're trying to sort of think about i don't think that's what it is god what what is this other shape what if that's what flat earthers were? It's just like their brain physically can't comprehend a sphere.

What is that thing called? Fuck, I can't. Then you show them a picture of a cube. Okay, I can understand this. See, there's edges. All of a sudden it starts to form into a sphere. No, you're losing me. Where'd it go?

Where'd it go? Where'd the cube go? There was just a cube there. What happened to it? What the fuck? sphere no oh you're losing me what's up where'd it go where'd it go where'd the cube go there was just a cube like what happened to it what the fuck some people believe the dmt uh and when i say some people this i don't this is not a scientific consensus this is it wasn't one of your scientist friends it was one no it's one of my hippie friends dude uh a lot of people actually talk to joe rogan believe that dmt legitimately expands your consciousness to a higher level of being as in like actually breaking outside of reality

yeah but isn't it just your brain being tricked into probably thinking that more than likely okay technically you are because your reality is just whatever your brain conceives so in that moment you are breaking outside of reality. I took like two tabs of acid before we started this podcast. Shit. What if I just started doing acid every day? Hey, you know that water you were drinking? Slipped five tabs of acid in there. That would-

I would be foaming from the mouth. I would be having a horrible panic attack. This sounds like such a stoner conversation, but it's crazy that there's dimensions existing right here beyond us that we can't comprehend it all, but there could be other beans on those dimensions laughing at us. Maybe they're just like looking around going, this guy,

there could be some other, other dimensional beans sitting in this room, listening to our podcast right now saying, Oh wow. Like gather around guys. They're doing another one. Like just how we're warmed by the air. And we't ever think about that like all we are is this like our bodies just produce heat and so like all we are is just like this warmth presence that like

they can sense they know they don't they don't see us in any other aspect because we're like just as much as they i don know, we can't perceive them. You know, they were so small, they can't perceive us mentality. I think that, not small as in size, but as in comprehension.

How do you become one of those beings, dude? What are those? If there's, if there's hyper intelligence, you gotta take the limitless pill that Bradley Cooper took. That's a good,

we only access 10% of our brain could you imagine if we get the other 90% if we get the other 90% I watched that movie with my dad that was such a good movie son

Scarlett Johansson was in a movie similar to that where it's like Morgan Freeman's in I think Morgan Freeman was in that one yeah

Morgan Freeman talking about Salt with Angelina Jolie no I didn't see that I didn't see that either I just always saw the trailer for it and I was like I have no interest in this movie Morgan Freeman. Talking about Salt with Angelina Jolie? No. I didn't see that. I didn't see that either. I just always saw the trailer for it, and I was like, I have no interest in this movie. And that was like...

Mainly because it has a female lead. That was after the Mr. and Mrs. Smith, right? That was the last big... Was that the last big, like, Angelina Jolie movie, I guess? I don't know what the last big, big one was. I know she directed, she like self-directed and starred in something. It's called like The Changeling or something like that.

Wait, oops. Did Angelina, ex-wife of Brad Pitt, right? Yeah. I think she directed that movie about Cambodia. Which movie? I think she, I saw, she also directed like a movie about like uh

an american war hero that suffered in a japanese internment oh she did that one uh the was it called like strong or like uh it was something where the dude goes to like because you know how any country would like as put their enemies in uh like a prisoner of pow camp remember the trailer was like lifting like a yeah railroad thing he's like oh i watched that movie with my mom i think how okay yeah angelina jolie directed first they killed my father which i saw the first half of john voight uh i forgot that's his daughter it's a movie about when uh like uh when when the con when the communists took over uh cambodia during the vietnam war era and it's it's really depressing it's about like a family and it's

really well done though i think she did a movie with brad pitt like just kind of like in this it was like a weird kind of like we're doing this because we're a couple. I don't know how to explain the vibe I got from the trailer. I can't even remember the title of it. Brangelina. They're both naked in a bathtub or some shit. I don't know.

These are just images that are in my head that I'm throwing out. Hey, man. You know what? Your brain's just making TV in your head for you. Ooh, you okay? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ad break.

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And for all we know. Okay, dude. Okay, dude. So, I was reading this article where apparently a bunch of articles were found in the basement of a dead UPS worker. And all of those are Trump supporters. And there are about 5 billion votes in that box now. Fuck. So, if we can get those votes counted, we're looking at a popular and electoral takeover like never before, brother.

Oh my god, dude. This is... The libs are going to be crying for decades, baby. Yeah, they are. And I can't wait to watch it, man. I can't wait to get my cup of liberal tears and sip from it every morning. The left can't meme. Yeah, I'll say it again.

I mean, certain people can't meme yeah I'll say it again I mean certain people can't meme I don't think your political affiliation has anything to do with this can't really meme I think there's very good memers on both sides like the Charlottesville thing I get it man

these are some very fine users within my blood is the cure for cancer come drink at the goblets come drink at the udders of fascism that's like Chris Chan's blood which was the cure for homosexuality and autism was it?

that's in one of the comics does Christine say this? it's in one of the Sonichu things. It's the cure for a... Backtalker. Homosexual. Fuck you. I genuinely don't know why I'm on that list.

Guess who's not on that list. I know, dude. Honestly, you could just wrap that up to like, I'm not as relevant as you, I would say. No, no, no, Ryan. No, no, not in like a mean way, but in that you do more outside of Super Mega than I do. But you know what I bet it is? You know why I bet she listed me as a backtalker? Probably, and that would explain why you're not on there, because I was on Only Plays a lot, and we talked about Chris Chan a good bit.

And I guarantee Christine saw an episode of Only Plays with Me on it where we were talking about Christine and probably was like Yeah, he's on the list. Wait, is Zach on the list? Oh shit. Well, you weren't on an episode with Zach. But that's probably why, I'm guessing. It's just an episode we all did where Seth's learning about Chris Chan

and she saw. You gotta catch up, man. I forget if I'm on 38 or 39. think i'm on 38 part 45 just came out man or did we watch we watched like 36 37 and 38 at your at your place right it was like three episodes something like that my brother dude stop doing that tongue flick at me man that's just inappropriate dude come on man seriously knock that off I don't want to look at that. When there's something strange. Don't sing that Ghostbusters music here. Who's going to make you cum?

Me. It's like some ad for like some like gigolo, like a local ad that if that ever became legal in the United States. We haven't made a commercial sketch in so long. And I think our next sketch should be for you as a gigolo dude if sex work became legal why wouldn't there be like personal like gigolos or prostitutes like making like car dealer like used car dealership vibe ads do you want to slam this asshole i want to call 555 slam this asshole now dot com I was about to say dot com too dude what the fuck I am gonna write that idea down cause that's a good fun green screen sketch idea

who's gonna make you cum me that's good that's real good I have an idea for a pilot I really want to start writing but at the same time it's also kind of like that thing planes as you fly sesamos a pilot I really want to start writing. But at the same time, it's also kind of like that thing where it's like... Plane says you fly. Sesmas. It's like that thing where it's like

when you explain the joke, it's like, it's not funny. It's funny in my head. I have a really good idea. I want to pitch to you later. And I have thought of a lot of little ideas for it. It would be like a 15-minute adult swim style pilot. And it's a good fucking idea.

And we'd have so much fun making it. I'll just put it on Super Mega too. Alright. I'm willing to listen to these thoughts and ideas. The working title is Pussy Masters. Oh, you told me about this idea.

You told me about this idea. A little bit, yeah. You bitch. I texted you a little bit about it. But I don't know if I'm going to keep the pussy masters it would be it would be really good i might i might change it to like come guzzlers ladies boys or ladies no not ladies boys no like ladies guys you know what i'm talking about god not ladies. I was like, no, no, no. Making the show called Lady Boys. You want to hold on one second. 100 percent. Yes.

Lady Boy is not a good term to use because of like just the way our culture grew up and how it's used here as well. But like in Japan, I'm just this is a question. Do you in Thailand? Sorry. In Thailand. This is a question. In Thailand, sorry. In Thailand, this is a question, because I don't know. Do they call themselves ladyboys? Or is it also an offensive term?

No, they use it over there. And they're just like, it's offensive, but people call us this. They don't call us by anything else. So we're just accepting this name now. Well, they have a Thai word for it too, which means like third gender or something. But I read the

Wikipedia page for lady boy before I went to Thailand and in, uh, they call themselves lady boys in all, if you go down like a street with like lady boy bars, they're all advertisers, like lady boy. And they'll say like, they'll announce that they're a lady boy on the street. But is that an unfortunate by-product of the generalization that people have made because of the kind of meme of, you know, the quote, lady boys in Thailand, all these white businessmen. Like it's now it's just kind of like a hot commodity. So it's like, well, we can't. We're not going to remarket ourselves. You know, they're not going to know what that is.

I'm going to. OK, so here I mean, yeah, yeah, definitely. Here's here's the Wikipedia page. Katoi, that's the word. They're not going to know what that is. I'm going to. Okay. So here. I mean, yeah, yeah, definitely. Here's here's the Wikipedia page. Good boy. That's the word. Okay. My cousin taught me that.

Let me let me terminology. Here we go. Here's here's what I want to figure out. But I feel like even if like you're in a group like if you're in a group of people and you're like, Hey, you know, those lady boys in Thailand, like that's not going to fly.

I wouldn't use it. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't, I wouldn't use it. Like only within the context of their own kind of cultural, whatever. Um,

uh, I was just reading it. Characteristics. It's a, it's a, it's fine, but like outwardly looking in and making those observations is not.

Yeah, basically someone explained it, but I just read that it was like, they were like, is it offensive? And they're like, yes and no. It's contextual. It's based on the context and like how you're using it. That's what I was saying, because like within the context of like our culture and the way we grew up, it's like, of course, not okay.

And even outside looking in to describe it. But there, it's not seen. I was wondering if it was seen there as something is like, this isn't okay, but we're dealing with that type of thing. I don't think so. I think it's just kind of accepted. Just what they're just, this is who we are, baby. It's our own community. Like when you think of like, well, that's not, that's just a false equivalency.

I was about to bring up, I was about to bring up like drag shows and stuff and how they have like their own community, I guess. Well, they do. They do. Because my, my cousin took me to a, uh, one of those bars to get a drink. And I will say I had a fantastic time. They were so friendly and accommodating.

It was very- Due to every one of your needs. Hunger. Every single- Thirst. Lust. Busting. No, there was no,

there was no sexual implication of any of that. But it was a very fun, very fun bar. And I would like to go back to Thailand. You said the food was very spicy. God damn it, dude. It was so, I want to go back to Japan so bad, but I think almost equally I want to go back to thailand he said the food was very spicy god damn it dude it was so i want to go

back to japan so bad but i think almost equally i want to go back to thailand really yeah interesting do you know the the king of thailand lives in germany and it's illegal to talk bad about him to put you in jail really it's a monarchy thailand so if i okay'm actually, I can't remember if I asked this on the podcast before. So if I went to Thailand and wore a shirt with a picture of their president on it. King. Of their homeboy on it, their king, their monarch. And it said, it just just said smells like piss would i be thrown in jail 100 what about if i did that in china not to not have the thai guys i'm not going to china like

xi jinping yeah yeah dude we should sell both of those as merch what would happen like would i be thrown yes 100 okay then so if i go to america and i wear a shirt that has donald trump on it says smell like piss will i get arrested you should dude we should sell both of those as merch one of the thai king it says smells like piss and one of uh xin ping says smells like piss by the way if you couldn't tell i wasn't making a actual argument i feel like i have to preface. Can't believe what Ryan was saying. Dude. Well, I mean, they're both horrible people.

So I don't know. We could sell those shirts. Let's do it. Let's start a big anti-Thai monarchy movement. Actually, there's an incredibly massive one happening right now. But because of the election, it got completely overshadowed.

But there's like, it's like the biggest protest in Thailand, like ever, like mass. Ad break.vo on those ad reads ryan yeah i'm so the fact that you decided to do a lot of them by yourself aren't there yeah but the fact what did you just the fact you decided to do them all by yourself no really made you helped out you helped out with with with some of them actually are you sure with with most of them actually i don't think i think you did i don't think i did i think you helped out a good bit i don't think I did. I think you did. I don't think I did. I think you helped out a good bit. I don't think I did it all by myself.

I think you did. And I think that's just what's so commendable about you. Is you gave your buddy Matt a break from reading ad reads. I mean. But we still split the money 50-50. No. That's very sweet. Yeah.

It didn't happen. So. Yeah. Unfortunately not. Fuck these ads, man. Fuck. There's too many of them. There are. Fuck these ads, man. Fuck! There's too many of them. There are, there have been more lately.

We don't decide the number though, unfortunately. We do not. We are literally just handed every week on a schedule. It's like, here's this week's, send them back by this time. And that's how it goes. Plus, who doesn't like a good ad every now and then? I knew whenever I saw an ad for Capri Sun as a little kid, I would wet my shorts. Simply put, I would wet my shorts in excitement. Really?

Yeah. Did your mom think anything of that? Like a Capri Sun leaking out of its pouch, like this liquid. Or when you blow into a Capri Sun? Sorry, strawberry kiwi, not Strawberry Kool-Aid. Pacific Cooler is good too. Okay. What about like-

Strawberry Kiwi is my favorite. I could taste it right now in my mouth. Oh man, I could go for a- That metallic Capri Sun taste. Text Jackson because he's out of the store. Tell him to get some Capri Sun. I already had it on the list, baby. You put Capri Suns on the list?

I put Strawberry Kiwi Capri Suns. One thing I will say is I don't think there's ever been one time where I've gone to your house and there haven't been Capri Suns. One thing I will say is I don't think there's ever been one time where I've gone to your house and I haven't been Capri Suns in the first place. I don't get them that often, but like it just so happens that like you are there when I have them. Because I go through like sometimes like a week bout where I'm like, I'm going to have Capri Suns. Dude, my problem with Capri Suns is I'll finish a box in like two days. Yeah. Like I'll go through the 12 pack of Capri Suns.

I'll have like four in one day. They're very sugary. Very sugary. But the problem is like it's really not that much liquid it's if you put it in the cup it's not no it's nothing dude it's like super small but they're delicious but you know when you have still the juice in it and you blow into it into the straw and you take your mouth off and it shoots out yeah crazy how's that work man how the fuck does that work no pressure baby explain that one i'll ask my scientist friends uh pulley lever systems right i learned so much shit about like things like that and like when have i ever had to like use that that is what pulley and lever pulley and lever system well

i mean they're just a basic like system of like mechanics in terms actually yeah there's a lot of lift something heavy you can use a pulley and lever system, like just even by having a rope. Or like when you go camping for example, when Tucker took us camping and he tied up our bags up in that tree. There's better examples I could have used than pulley and lever.

the quadratic formula. Fuck that formula. Fuck that formula. Fuck that shit, man. I have a cousin who's a, I think he's a math major. Mathetician? I think he's a math major.

He goes to Winthrop or Wofford. I don't remember which one. Oh, shit. He's a fraternity president. Cousin went to Winthrop. So I've been on, have you been to Winthrop's campus? I have, yeah.

I did a tour there. Very boring campus. Very boring campus. It's Wofford. He goes to Wofford. Okay. But he's so smart, he got a full ride. And because his SAT scores were like perfect.

And then he also, he's a frat president. He's the president of a frat. And he likes Super Mega. Damn, okay. And he watches it with his frat sometimes damn that's great so if you're watching this just a frat watching Let's Plays together that dude I mean what

what better definition of frat right it means brotherly brotherhood and what better way to bring brothers together than what if they're watching this right now and all of a sudden one of them is making a TikTok where it's like us talking then like a room full of them and it's like this you you know what i'm saying yo this you themselves bros out there right now make make a make a tiktok of this shit if you're watching this with your bros to show solidarity with the bro community you gotta bro out sometimes and there's nothing wrong with that blonde boys has a good

bit of TikToks. It's gonna be our first video to hit 10 million views. Doesn't it get like a million every year or some shit? Something like that. Game Grumps really helped revitalize it. I know. They shouted it out, and that just kind of started like a whole... So most of everyone who sees it are Game Grumps fans?

Disgusting. Fuck that shit, man. Ew. Jesus Christ, dude. Take it back, Aaron. Private the video. Private blonde boys, too. I really don't...

I don't want frat guys to get mad at me. Why? I don't. What are they gonna do? There might be some cool frat guys. They're gonna throw a football in my head. I know. Dude, I really just... Okay, my personal experience with frat guys horrible and i i can tell you i despise fraternities and sororities you and i went to a

specific and there's cool we went to that one california frat party once and they were cool they weren't douchebags party at the end of the day it was yeah but the people weren't like south carolina it was like a film frat though yeah which is which there is a group in the columbia scene which reminds me of those being like those groups aren't ever really that different from like jocks you know they all they're all seedy in their own fucking way like the art community and shit like that's true they're just as kind i think they're just as uh they run off of the that the whole like jocks are evil like mentality though they they like they they just use that shit and they're just as exclusive as a frat too yeah you know but under the guise that they're not yeah it's like oh we accept all artists but like some art is trash you know like that's actually really bad why are you just looking

at my penis because you were i was itching i was itching i dude i didn't i don't even remember recall looking at your penis right then you just went I was itching. I was itching. I did. I didn't. I don't even recall looking at your penis right then. You just went. I saw you. I saw you. It was subconscious. This is what. This is.

You're itching. You did it again. This is what a girl feels when you're talking to her. And then like all of a sudden. Like for instance, like when I'm talking to my mom and she has like, like, like her tits out or something. Like not out. But like she's got, she's sporting some.

No top on. Yeah. It's like hard for me not to glance down you know dude that here's what would suck is is if your mom was topless around you it would be hard not to look just naturally not out of like horniness but just because that's so that's something that's so that's gonna get cut out of context so bad for me. I should not have even said that. What I'm talking about is if there's a pair of breasts in the room, the human nature, natural inclination is it's intrigued. It's like breasts. It's either gratification or sustenance, right?

Exactly. It's all breasts are. I should rephrase that where I shouldn't say like, you know, if my mom was topless it'd be really hard for me not to catch a little peek uh what i meant is if capri suns were like had milk like they're like like boobs or like capri suns for milk is what i'll say do naked breasts not draw man or woman. Your attention immediately? A lot of women. Studies show that most women actually have breasts. Yeah, exactly. Most women look at women's breasts more than men?

Yeah. That's not an actual study. Good. Do you think when you're like 80, um you're ever gonna go back and listen to any of this shit oh my god i don't know maybe maybe this stuff won't even be allowed on youtube at that point it'll all just be corporation maybe this will all cease to exist maybe you know 2038 is a year where remember y2k when they were like oh what's the clock what is 2038 2038 is the legit y2k why it's when uh computers like everything runs out of i don't know the exact thing you can go to like

2099 or something on your fucking you know it has to do with uh it has to do with um not like the numbers but like something with ASCI something something 2038 I think it's Y20K is that what it's called we're gonna face it in our lifetime it's gonna be bad is it gonna be bad 32 bit

time which is what computers run on is good until 2038 because that's when it fucking yeah okay it's a wikipedia page year 2038 problem also another interesting fact i found out it's very fascinating do you know 20 years from now no language on earth would be uh understandable anymore what do you mean because language will change so much over the next 20,000 years that oh I thought you said 20 to 30 sorry 20,000 yes I can understand no like so like okay you're like in the next 20 to 30 years like all languages I'm like like a Chinese person or an

American person go back and listen to like someone speaking Chinese or like American now and wouldn't be able to understand 20,000 years later yeah it. It's just like how- Try to listen to all the- Short span of time, but like, when you're in middle school or high school as well, and you're reading like Shakespeare shit, your brain's just like, what the fuck are they saying? Yeah, dude. It's like, can I read something in English, please? Like modern English?

They'll be like that. The Lord is inflamed. Like, well, even imagine talking like uh someone who fought in world war no they can still understand each other but i'm just like i think of a teen like when their text like when they're like the typical teen text right is like what are you up to? Like what? W-H-T-R-U, like the letters. Right now, R-N. That type of shit.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't do that typically. I still spell, like I guess maybe that means I'm an old fogey. I still spell out most of my shit. You know what's weird?

I put U sometimes, but not usually. That one's always bothered me for some reason. I don't like it that much. Like I'll do it like if I'm making like a joke. Well,

yeah. And also like when people would type the number two, instead of T O it's like, it's just one extra letter. It's just, I know. But also, uh,

I, I, I just, I type completely differently depending on who I'm talking to. I think I have different, uh, like, I think I definitely,

some people I type like that because it's just, I guess more of the vibe of the conversation or more. You and I always talk in paragraphs. Yeah. You and I are very formal when we text it's very like you'll you'll like space thoughts out like by there'll be a whole line break oh dude like I um that's how you format your text very well well it scares me sometimes because like it won't be anything serious but like when I first see that block of text with the space I'm like oh fuck what did I do like what happened it looks like it's gonna be a serious message okay and this is what i was what i would what my phone just fell between the okay the year 2038 problem yes it's funny because people listening to this in 2038 be like whoa no one was talking about this 18 years ago

but we were we were so we're cool uh Y2038 or Y2K38 relates to representing time in many digital systems as the number of seconds passed since 0000 o'clock UTC on January 1st, 1970 and storing it as a signed 32-bit integer. Such implementations

cannot encode times after 314 AM 7 seconds on January 19, 2038, which means that it could really just fuck everything up. I'll assume that's what it's saying. I didn't understand any of that. I understood maybe like three words of that actually. Yeah. But I'm sure there's some of you fucking nerds out there listening i can't understand it fucking nerds i think there's there's 30 time okay i think i think i know

what it means i think time from when computers started counting time is represented by 32 integers 32 numbers and each time is another number and on january 19th 2038 at 3 14 that's when it runs out of numbers and resets interesting something like that which is what people were scared about with y2k yeah but like isn't it just numbers changing on your fucking screen yeah but but systems can fail to operate at that point because it's basically just it's basically a sudden massive like stops the system and it's like a big error so like if everything all I in my head

my stupid monkey brain I guess I'm just like just the numbers like how is it out of numbers it's not out of numbers numbers you can type any number you want how come no no no but it's limited out of numbers. You can type any number you want. No, no, no. But it's limited to 32 numbers. 32 total digits.

And that's when it runs out. When it hits the maximum, I think. 2038 is like the maximum digit. I might be completely wrong about the explanation of that. But it just has to do with it. It fucks up that day. Update it. I don't know.

You can't, dude. You can't just update it. Why not? It's too late. Modern technology is built on this kind of shit. So are we just not gonna tell companies, electronics companies and monopolies and like...

They'll figure it out before 2038. Exactly. They still need us to buy shit. They're not gonna allow the internet to fall apart. I think nuclear systems are still running on like... Capitalism, capitalism. Yes! Capitalism is what will save 2038.

Because the company is going to be like, fuck, how are we supposed to sell shit? But basically, fucking... Fuck, what was I just saying? Oh, yeah. Nuclear missile systems, I'm pretty sure, still run on computers from like the 70s or something. Because they just can't really

be hacked they're all offline it's very secure how are you gonna hack a fucking computer from the 70s that's offline underground in arizona wait i i want to know legitimately what the closest nuclear bomb to us is right now like if it is it only five miles is it they don't keep nuclear bombs in San Diego, do they? Where are they stored? San Diego, I think. Actually, no, you can look up the closest nuke to you,

I think, actually. You can look at where they... At wheresthenuke.com. No, they show where they store nukes, but obviously there's a million more. I bet there's some in every major city. Just in case. I don't know. Because that could end really poorly.

What if I set off some fireworks around there? Oops. Oopsies. Closest boop to L.A. I might actually legitimately have to cut that out. Set off fireworks near a nuke? Yeah. Nah. That's funny.

Dude, the fireworks aren't going to split the atom. Yeah. No, not bike. Not closest bike to L.A. I don maybe the fbi is like he's good he's on to something oh shit he just exposed the hole in the system how i didn't think about this one i searched closest nuke to la my screen went white there we go uh nuke map more More like poop map. Fucking nukes are terrifying, man. It's the scariest shit on earth. Okay.

I ain't scared. Oh, no. This just shows you how a nuke would affect your area. So there's definitely one nearby. I think it's San Diego or something. I'm sure there's a nuke close enough that if it went off, we would die.

I don't think a major world power would set off a nuke. I think it would be just a... I don't think a major world power would set off a nuke i think it would be just uh i don't think anyone would at this point north korean-esque maybe syrian-esque not by race but by location i don't systems is what i mean by that i don't see north korea ever actually doing that though they would i mean that would be the end of them. But they got the threat. Yes. But like it's all up to whether one of the fucking kids is a psychopath and doesn't care.

That is true. That's a lot of power in just one person's decision. Yeah. And when you're raised in kind of like in your own bubble where empathy is not something that inherently exists only for you and your kin not for even your countrymen or the people that you rule over that's i feel like yeah there's major problems there that could arise definitely i think why i actually think because you know there was world war one world war two i think we haven't had three well i don't think i think the reason because they were kind of close together but then you know we've gone all this time without a world war. And I think that might be because of nukes.

They were like 20 years apart, 30, 20, 30 years apart. Something like that. But I think that's probably because we have nukes now, because I think superpowers don't want to go at it again because they know that everyone else has that. And it's like, oh, okay, well, I'll back off if you back off. I don't, I don't want to do it. And you don't want to do it because it's it's it's called a mutually assured destruction like if if we nuked russia or china they would nuke us right back and then that's going to start an all-out global nuclear crisis but i guess like the but certain ideas and certain ideals don't have uh like um they don't really think about self-preservation when you think about the people who flew themselves into the Twin Towers like they knew that the US was probably going to

invade their area possibly I don't think they were like oh the US can't touch us you know what I mean I don't think they actually they were just showing off yeah I don't know I just I feel like whatever new ideas or old ideas redressed, I feel like those could be dangerous. People are dangerous. It's just all about kind of making sure people are responsible.

I never thought my whole life for the last four years the person in charge of nuclear weapons would be Donald J. Trump. Not anymore. Well, still. Still. Till January. He's got the nuclear football on him. He has someone that carries it around. But he can't just nuke a place. No, I'm pretty sure you would... Can the president call that? Or would you need, like, Senate? You need more than the president. You can't just go having

just the executive branch go and nuke in places. Didn't Truman just do it? Truman did it, but he had the backing of the Senate and the House, right? He had the backing of... People didn't know what the fuck a nuke was at that time. It was like, big bomb.

No, but it just wasn't him by himself with a button and some guy going, hey, there's a nuke, do this. It was him with a big room of people. No, I know that. I just want to know, like, is a nuclear,

use of a nuclear weapon something that the president and his people can decide or does it need to be approved by Congress? I got the answer right here. OK, let's see. The only person who can order the release of nuclear weapons is the president. So he's the only one that can call for it. But it needs to be.

It needs to be verified by the secretary of defense. So if the secretary of defense. OK, so it's the other way around. It's two people. So it's just the president like it's two people so it's just the president like i want to nuke them and then they have to go yes or no yeah okay so like if the president was going crazy he's like let's nuke china the secretary of defense be like nope and it wouldn't happen no that's crazy dude nuclear weapons are the fact that we have so

fucking many of them around the world is terrifying because like dude you think about the one that went off in 1945 or 44 whenever we bombed japan and that was huge whenever that was when it was 44 or 45 i think it's 45 but just think about like that was in the 40s yeah what the fuck do we have now well it was 80 years ago i don't feel like it matters because it's just destruction like we we have it to the point now where like it doesn't even matter like the the amount of destruction it's just like you're about to you know delete a whole uh a whole country you're about to uh system 32 uh the entire world yeah dude nukes are fucking terrifying that the second the people are terrifying i mean i will say i'm impressed that we evolved to the point wrong with a nuke with well i'm impressed that we evolved as a species to the point where we figured out how to harness the

energy like that's impressive but uh fuck man there's a point where you can understand the universe so well that an asteroid needs to hit soon to be like, you understand that shit. He's figuring out all of our magic tricks. I mean, that's why God sent the one with the dinosaurs. They were getting too wise. But so if God sent a flood for like a few thousand sinful people that were

doing probably like stealing and having sex with other men. Yeah. Like no, no floods needed for like the current state of the men. Yeah. Like no, no floods needed for like the current state of the world. I, you know, like why, why did he just kill those beginning people?

Were they that much worse than people today? It was a bad save file and it was in the beginning. So he's like, I'm just going to reset my safe. I might as well. I just started this up. Yeah. Let us,

let us reset it. Did the second a new goes on? The flood was even after like Adam, there was, where was that? It was after Adam and Eve of course That was How old was Noah? Wasn't he like fucking 900 something years old Or some shit? I don't know if they went by a different

Measuring system or if the Bible Was legitimately saying Because that's what apologetics teaches you It's like oh they weren't really that old They just went by a different measuring system So what they say for 900 years, they mean 43. I don't imagine the life expectancy was too long back then in Babylon and shit. Not 43.

Well, come on. Dude, you're an old man at 43 back then. Noah had a beard, bro. That's true, man. He was played by Russell Crowe. He must be around the same age. Did you know, so the second a nuke goes off, that instant flash, the second that happens, you already have enough radiation to kill you.

Just from that instant flash. Damn. That's scary, dude. Radiation is... You should put on sunglasses. So radiation is just matter decaying, I guess. It's just like breaking down. Damn, we should go get radiation poisoning.

Nah. Well, we should go get radiation poisoning. Nah. Well, we actually, I'll book the tickets right now. Hold up. Think what I'm thinking? Oh shit. Just booked two flights using spirit airline, spirit Russia, spirit Ukraine, spirit Ukraine. Chernobyl baby. here we come. We actually tried to talk about that at one point,

doing a vlog series in Chernobyl. I mean, we could go still. Not right now, but. If there's anything. Would you want to go to Chernobyl if we were serious? That'd be really cool. I know it's really cool. I think if there is anything that I am hesitant towards, it's anything to do with

radiation shit. You can't see it or feel it. It's an invisible fucking enemy that just sits there. It's like the ultimate invisible fucking grim reaper. I'll stay here for decades. And even if you don't die, I'll make you real fucking sick.

And I'll make sure it gets put in your fucking genetics. So your children's and your children's children will have these problems. Radiation's fucking terrifying. Tucker has a lens that's radioactive. Our microwaves are radioactive. Tucker has an old lens from either Japan or the Soviet Union, but it has a radioactive element in it. That's like part of the makeup. And Tucker says his eyes hurt if he looks through it too long and I'm like dude

I would not fucking use that lens like if I can feel the radiation of my fucking eyeball it's like oh maybe imagine like his eyes just kind of like bulging out a little bit hey guys oh no it's it this happens it's fine how do you how does how does one end a pod oh wait wait hold up

you know matt uh one does not simply end a podcast i'm gonna thrown up the meme on the video portion and that's how we're ending it folks yeah and you know what i haven't ended an episode with the outro music it's so long there's been so many goofs and gags oh we're putting the outro yeah bye everyone okay oh you don't want to hold on for more okay yeah bye