supermegashow - EP 22 - Locker Room Talk and a Bowl of Soup

Episode Date: February 24, 2017

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Hey guys, welcome back to Super Megacast. This is episode 22 and we got some fun stuff to talk about today. It has been a whole week since the last podcast. Isn't that crazy, Ryan? It's crazy, especially since that's the given schedule. Every single week? Yeah, wow. On a Thursday.

Anyway guys, I am Matt Watson. I'm Ryan McGee. There he is. You can find us on Twitter. Or Facebook. No, don't find us on Facebook. No. Don't do that.

Yeah. Well, they can't, actually. Well, they can. They just can't. Well, that's a challenge now, so. Fuck. Anyway, thank you guys so much for tuning in. We have no idea what we're going to talk about today, but we're going to see where conversation

will take us. So, Ryan, you want to start the conversation, buddy? Sure. Uh, speaking of movies, um, I went to go see, see, that's how forgettable this movie is that I saw. What did you see? Girl on the train. Girl with the train tattoo.

Yeah. Uh, it's a girl on the train. I can't remember who it's directed by, but it's kind of like in the group of those novels, like Gone Girl. It's not by the same author as Gone Girl or anything, but it has that same feel, like mystery, but faulted humans.

Long story short, I didn't enjoy it, and I think the book probably should have just stayed a book. I didn't read the book, but I'm just saying the movie wasn't good if the book was good then that should have been it there shouldn't have been this but if the book is bad and the movie's bad then maybe they make one happy family who knows well you were i remember you showed me the trailer for this movie like a couple months ago and you were like oh i'm so excited it looks good i want to see it yeah because it kind of reminded me of gone girl and like david fincher-esque like thrillers in a way like uh did you ever see zodiac no it's really good you should is it by chance about the

zodiac killer yeah it has a robert downey jr jake gyllenhaal really yeah oh wait isn't jake gyllenhaal doesn't he play like the zodiac no like, reporter, I think, who's trying to figure it out. Like, he's really good at, like, solving the Zodiac shit or something. They never solve that, which is, like, so weird to me. They still, like, don't know who that guy is. But there's that guy that claims it was his dad, and he wrote a book about it. Like, exposing his father as the Zodiac Killer. Yeah.

Well, I mean, I think we all know who the Zodiac Killer is. And you mean talking about Mr. Cruz? Yeah. Ted Cruz? Yeah, Ted Cruz. Yeah. Speaking of Ted Cruz, one of our viewers sent us something to our P.O. Box that we missed in our unboxing video that we totally didn't mean to.

Our manager Brent found it this morning. But this girl sent us this really nice letter. Someone already opened our letter That's the thing. Someone opened our shit. Vernon But but she's gotta get his little grubby hands on anything you can. He's gotta open it all up, but um to Zenobia We're sorry. We didn't open up your thing, but uh We got the book you sent us which is a book of like a bunch of cool facts So thank you very much. Just give us five real quick.

Here's 11 people who mysteriously vanished, Ryan. Yeah. Louis Le Prince, France, 1890. That's not interesting. I don't know these people. Is there one about elephants somewhere? Come on, keep flipping. I'm sure I can find something about elephants.

Just find something small, short, interesting. Here we go. 18 most pro-gay governments. What's number one? Canada, I think. Where's the United States in that? If the United States isn't on that, that's... No, the United States is at the very end.

I just don't know how this is ranked. Let me see. Oh, I think... Oh, United States is not winning, though. It's not in the front. Check that book out, Ryan. Read me something interesting. Okay.

Eleven things attributed to aliens. All right, let's... Crop circles, cow mutilation, nuclear missile failure, Machu Picchu, eastern island heads, the moon. What? Yeah. The moon? Stonehenge.

Pyramids. Ryan, as a kid, did you play with Thomas trains? Maybe. Maybe. Are those the ones with the little magnet heads and butts where you can connect them using magnets? Yeah. They have the faces. They always had them in Books a Million and Barnes and Noble.

Dude, I was obsessed with those. I still have like four boxes of just like the different characters, like the trains. Yeah. And then like five boxes of the tracks. And I'm not going to lie. I'm a grown man, but I would still, if there was no one around, I would sit down with those and I would still definitely build like a town and play with those. I never had my own set, but, I mean,

the major thing that I did with them is I tried to see how many train carts I could connect until the magnetic kind of weight took over and broke the chain. It's exactly 12. Do you know that? It's also, that's how many licks it takes to get to the center of a juicy tootsie roll pop no it's three ryan one two three owl owl goes crunch you should you should redub that commercial like you should be the new narrator yeah one two three i'm gonna just go. Owl goes crunch.

It cuts to black. When are they gonna make a live action, like, kind of reimagining of the Tootsie Roll commercial? They're already doing a fucking emoji movie, and the character designs look god awful. Yeah, so, I mean, a live action, like, remake of the Tootsie Roll commercial, or not Tootsie Roll, Tootsie Pop is not too far fetched. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Would they get just like a real owl? It would probably be a part of some big Hershey's or no.

Are Tootsie Rolls Hershey's? No. Are they Nestle or are they just their own thing? They might be their own thing. They'd be included in like some big candy movie where it's like it's all about candy. You know, we had the Lego movie. It's the sequel to Sausage Party by Seth Rogen, but it's just about candy. Exactly.

It's probably going to take place in Halloween or some shit. If this happens, like two years from now, if they announce this movie. It's going to be the sequel to Sausage Party. It's going to be during Halloween. It's going to be about candy. Dude, I would candy Carson, Ben Carson's wife. Yeah, and for those who haven't seen sausage party I highly recommend not seeing it and for those who haven't seen Ben Carson's wife. She is Mwah a piece of work. She's beautiful

Look up candy Carson if you're curious or horny either one Look up Candy Carson if you're curious. Or horny. Either one. That's the president's wife. President Ben Carson. How would it be like if we were this far in the election and it was Hillary Clinton versus. No, what if it was Donald Trump versus Ben Carson at this point?

Two Republicans against each other. Even though I don't think Donald Trump is that like. Nah. He's not conservative, really. He's not a Republican, for sure. Because all the Republicans are backing out on him. And be like, no, Donald, sorry. You've gone a little crazy now.

We don't want to support you. Yeah. Oh, Donald. But, you know, it's just locker room talk. Just locker room talk, dude. Just fucking locker room talk. Just grab them by the pussies. Just grab them by their pussies, dude. Ryan. What? Come on. I know. Alright.

Turn the mics off for a second. Yeah. Just a... I know, dude. When we're not recording this podcast, you see a lot of girls on the street and they're like, oh my god, you're a YouTube person and they just let you grab them by the pussy.

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anyway guys Yeah, um sorry. I just had a little locker room talk there on the same subject. Did you hear Ben Carson like I've heard? Way worse in locker room don't don't justify it and I'm just like like at that point like what is is Ben Carson listening to just a bunch of guys in the locker room yeah so I raped this girl the other like you'd have to be that much more blatant for it to be worse than like I mean it's sexual assault what Donald Trump was talking about it right just grab me I just kiss them they don't they don't do anything i mean it's sexual assault the the worst the the next one up is just pure legitimate yeah i rate them you know yeah when you're big you can just rape them yeah i mean that's when you're famous you can just get

away with it and like you're joking about it but that's actually true when you're when you're famous or you have more of a public eye on you it seems like you can get away with a lot more i know but because that guy lost his job with Access Hollywood or whatever. Yeah, Billy... Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah. I wish. Can you tell that we actually care about the subjects?

Billy Bob Thornton's an asshole. But, um... What was his name? That's going to bother me now. Billy Bones? No, it's not Billy Bones. Billy Bones. Billy Bones?

Just like a talk show host. I'm Billy Bones. No, but like a talk show host I'm Billy Bones No but like Bing Carson His justification That's like Donald Trump Like raped someone And he's like

Well you know I've heard of people You know Raping worse You know It's Come on It's alright

People are like They're just words They're just words Yeah but words reflect actions That's what I'm saying Do they? Words reflect character Do they?

Cause we use a lot of bad words Do they reflect our character are we are we act are we actually Donald Trump's is not being committed? That's the thing if he was being funny. You didn't know he didn't know he was a joke. Yeah Hey, see that's what he should have said. It's not locker room. Talk. It was just a joke It was just a joke just Joe just like my whole campaign. Sorry. We're upsetting too many people right now. Sorry, Connor. Yeah. Wait, Casey Neistat challenged all famous YouTubers. Oh, yeah.

What does he think he's doing? Okay, first of all, he's telling these YouTubers to basically voice their opinions to people who can't vote because the majority of people who are kind of listening in and who would really take these words into, like put them into action are those who are underage and can't vote. Yeah, that's absolutely true because I think a large portion, not singling anyone out, but I think the biggest majority of the YouTube audience is under 18.

Not even that. I'm talking about the part of the YouTube audience that actually listens and does. Oh, like cares what the people say. Yeah. That like 100% listens. Like, you know, like I care about all of you. You know, that whole dynamic that goes on a lot. I think, yeah, it's mainly younger people that listen to that.

Because it's emotionally impactful. It gets them, you know, hooked in. It clues them in, you know them in you know i mean it's the same i mean kid shows do the same thing like you think of blues clues and stuff it's like hey how are you they talk yeah and it's like it's like hey you're you're you're important yeah because kid shows do that yeah i could see how a lot of people can easily get attached to that kind of stuff but like i guess when you use that power and you're telling people because i didn't watch the Casey Neistat video I just heard about it or it's very sure it's very sure he's saying that he's voting for Hillary Clinton and he's saying that all youtubers should publicly say who they're voting for he

has the right to express his opinion I don't think that expressing the opinion against so many people that are that are I don't know you look you some youtubers they can tell their fans to go jump off a fucking building and they'll do it yeah so i mean i think there's this weird kind of thing where you have a responsibility to um i don't know when it comes to politics and you're preaching to younger people you need to be careful oh well look at you super mega you shouldn't be talking yeah we're just we're just fucking assholes. We don't know a lot about politics, guys.

We're just goofing on a microphone. We're just, Donald Trump is funny. Hillary Clinton fly. It sounds like her last name sounds like clit. Yeah, but, you know, anything we say politically, completely our opinions, take it with a grain of salt. We're not going to tell you. Ignore them. Take them into however you want to take it.

Don't worry about it. You know, it's just we speak our minds. We speak what we're thinking. Sometimes if it's political stuff, we'll say it. But, you know, we're never too serious. It's like it's not too big a deal if you disagree with what we say politically. We make fun of Donald Trump. If you like Donald Trump, no problem.

Just, you know, it's just, we're not, we're not here to try to put our political agendas or opinions to any of you guys. All right. So if you like Donald Trump, go for it. If you like Hillary Clinton, go for it. If you like neither one, go for it. Go for it. Go for it.

Yeah. Just go for it, guys. Go for it. Go for it. Just do it. You know, fuck it. Who cares? That should be Donald Trump's campaign slogan. Just go for it. Yeah. Just go for it, guys. Go for it. Just do it, you know? Fuck it. Who cares?

That should be Donald Trump's campaign slogan. Go for it. Just come on. Come on. That's what he did one time. Pretty much. What do you got to lose? I know.

What do you have to lose? Black people, what do you have to lose? Vote for me. Oh, man. Yeah, but... Yeah, well, I mean, Hillary Clinton's got that hot sauce, so... Oh, hot sauce. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, Hillary Clinton's got that hot sauce, so. Oh, hot sauce, yeah.

Yeah. But if there's one person politically I like, it's Alex Jones from InfoWars. He was crying. He was crying. Someone shared a video of him. Can I play it a little bit? Yeah, go ahead and play it. I need the phone.

Get my phone. Oh, is my phone? Yeah, here it is. Hold on. Real quick, let me preface this. Info Wars is a website where it's just a bunch of conspiracy theory stuff, and it's run by this guy called Alex Jones, and he's very, very crazy, and he's very radical, and he kind of had a meltdown on air about the presidential election.

We'll play it for you guys. Okay, here it is. air uh about the presidential election we'll play it for you guys okay here it is god people are so evil why can't america wake up and beat them donald trump's not perfect but he doesn't want to hurt you and your family hillary and obama want to make you poor and pathetic. We have all their white papers. They hate you. They hate prosperity. They hate God.

They hate children. And God damn them now. We're going to find the lever to beat these people. And they're going to be beaten. Look at her sharp face. Have to look at her with that demon face. That's a freaking demon. We're going to have President Lindainda blair people and i'm not

gonna go along with it i mean i love alex jones what such entertainment my my favorite i never knew he was that crazy i didn't know he was that crazy and it's funny because uh my favorite comedian or one of my favorite comedians eric andre went to the uh rnc and alex jones thought he was uh trevor noah from the daily show and brought him up on stage and he was like he like brought him up to like talk to him on stage in front of this huge crowd of like these radical like alex jones info war trump supporters and eric andre was just like uh he like he asked alex jones asked er Jones asked Eric Andre a question about the Daily Show And he's like

Hey will you fuck my wife? Here's my hotel key I need you to cuck my wife And he's just like The cameraman sticks the boom pole Towards the stage And someone with a Trump flag is fighting it Like a sword fight They put in sword sound effects

It's so funny. It's great. Well I think the best person on that show is Hannibal Buress. Oh Hannibal Buress is so funny. I love that. I liked when he got to uh. Yeah that episode when he hosted the Eric Andre show. Yeah. And like the intro where it's like the Eric Andre show. It's like the

Hannibal Buress show. Yeah. Oh. Oh what a great show. Such good comedians. I haven't seen the new season yet. I, I'm, I'm slipping on that. I gotta go see that. I've heard, I, I've seen a lot of clips from it, and I heard a rumor that I guess is true because I've not seen it, but apparently Eric Andre, like, didn't shower the whole time they were filming the new season.

Like, he would let himself get as gross as possible and smell as bad as he could, so when he would have guests on the reactions would be like more just like weird just like real because he would always go up and like hug people and he like i read something i don't remember how true it was but he was just like and you can see it when you look at the ads and the clips and shit he's gross like he looks disgusting he looks greasy oh matt look Segway, let's get on it. Ryan, what do you think? What do you think about, uh, what if I told you some interesting things about some moons of our solar system?

Uh, are you gonna talk to me about Titan and how it has oceans? I could. I was watching some documentaries about moons of our solar system recently. I could tell you there's some interesting stuff there. That's for sure. We have a boring moon. We do. Compared to like all the other moons, we have such a fucking boring moon.

It's just a big gray rock. It's just like. It's an oversized meteor. I know. There's just nothing on it. It's just a big boring. It's just a big rock. It's just a big like grayish white rock that just sits in the sky.

That's it. It just goes in circles. While other planets, like Jupiter, they have a trillion moons. Jupiter has a moon that has an atmosphere and oceans and shit. How cool is that? We don't have any of that. What if our moon had oceans and an atmosphere? That'd be so cool.

It would be like a little mini planet. Yeah, the moon is like a mini planet, except it's just nothing. It's like a big dump. Why don't we just send all of our trash to the moon? We a mini planet except it's just nothing. It's like a big like Dump why don't we just send all of our trash to the moon? You know we have all this trash on Earth Why can't we just send it into space just throw it into space? I'm not coming back. I don't know why we don't send you know it's like oh Well it could probably cuz space launches cost a shit ton of money that would probably be it yeah I didn't think about that and imagine how much trash there be how do you get? Yeah, because the amount they'd even when you space would be like a trillionth of the problem.

So they should just make like a little portal that is on the moon and then in Earth. And they just get a bunch of guys to shovel trash into that portal. And it spews it out on the moon. Sounds like a VR game. Oh, someone's going to take that idea. No, that's our idea. No! That sounds fun now. That's VR game. Oh, someone's gonna take that idea. No, that's our idea. No! That sounds fun now.

Not our game. There's like a little portal and you gotta shovel trash into it and it goes out on the moon. You know what I'm saying? Wait, in Futurama, isn't the moon like a big trash dump? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, because they go to the moon in Futurama and they find like a Bart Simpson doll and shit. And it's like a big just trash dump on the moon. That's all the moon's good for at this point. Yeah, what is the moon good for we should nuke it

Just nuke it get it out of the sky. It's ugly. It's gross. No we need it though. Oh, we don't Ryan No, we don't come on dude. I I like I You say some pretty goofy stuff, but but that one takes the cake. We need the moon. Right, and it's just a big dumb rock in the sky. Just a big old dumb rock. What does it do for us? Just sits there and stares at us. Speaking of big old dumb rocks, Jumanji is...

It's good. Jumanji is a new movie coming out starring Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, and Jack Black. But old Jack Black. Like Goosebumps Jack Black. Black. Jack Buraku.

So, okay, is there a trailer out for this Jumanji movie yet? No, just pictures. Okay. And they're all dressed up and, of course, The Rock's got super tight clothes. Kevin Hart looks like a little... He's small. That's the funny bit. And then Jack Black, I don't know.

Jack Black just looks like he did in King Kong. Yeah, but... You know, I'm going to be honest, dude. I don't like Kevin Hart that much. Well, I don't dislike him. I just... I never found him that funny. I think I have to respect where he's come as a comedian because he has come a long way.

Like, he sells shows out like crazy. Oh, yeah, it's crazy. He has that movie coming out like this week, I think. Yeah. What Now or something. So he's done something really big. Like, congrats to him. And I think I'd like to say I can't remember when.

He has some funny jokes, I think, for sure. I don't know. I've just never been drawn to him that much as a comedian yeah I'm not drawn to too many people like there has to be someone special same I really like you know some of your favorite comedians uh mine uh for example George Carlin uh Bo Burnham mm-hmm Louis C I love Louis. I like, of course, I like Eric Andre. I like Nathan Fielder, who I don't think actually does stand-up.

Well, he does. He's done it before, but when it comes to stand-up comedians, I really like Eric Andre. Dude, love me some Dane Cook, some Daniel Tosh. Just kidding. I actually saw Tosh live.

Did you? Really? Yeah. I had tickets to see him live when I was younger, but my mom didn't tell me. She got like free tickets. She didn't tell me. She didn't want me to see him. He told a 9-11

joke. What? It was a big surprise. I was like, what? Daniel Tosh told a 9-11 joke? I was like, what? Daniel Tosh. He's he was like the pioneer of like modern offensive comedy kind of. him and what's Jessel Nick. Yeah.

Anthony Jessel Nick. I never watched too much of him but I remember he had a show on Comedy Central for a while. Is that still a show. The Jessel Nick offensive. I don't think so. He had a special on Netflix. I think offensive like super offensive comedians like that. I like watching them because I just like to see them just press the boundaries.

I like to see how far they can get. Yeah, and then if I ever feel bad about anything I've ever said on a podcast or an episode of our show, I'm just like, oh, at least I didn't say that. Yeah. I feel better, yeah. Yeah, how's Pikmin 2 going for you, by the way? Dude, Pikmin 2 is fantastic. I've been playing it every night in my room on my little GameCube and my little TV I got off eBay. It is such a good game.

I love it and I can't wait to play it on the channel. Because now I'll like I'm playing it right now so when we play it probably in early 2017 on our channel I'll know what to do. And I won't be like. Because see the thing is like

I knew what to do in Pikmin but it had been so long that I only loosely knew what to do this one I'm hoping to fully know what to do and it's actually the game's a lot bigger than I thought it was so um it'll probably be around the same length as Pikmin it's kind of like meeting Anne in person for the first time what

a lot bigger than I thought sorry I was swallowing loudly so I didn't hear what you said your mom's fat that's the joke, I was swallowing loudly so I didn't hear what you said. Your mom's fat. That's the joke. Ryan. I was saying your mom was fat. I have had it with these jokes on these planes! Fuck, I slapped my hand on that book and it hurt very bad. So whoever sent us the book, go ahead and send your complaints over to Matt. He doesn't care about the- Zenobia? Yeah. Her name is Zenobia. Yeah. Her name is Zenobia. Yeah. Her name is Zenobia! It's actually a really cool name.

It sounds like xenophobia, just with some syllables cut out. There you go, Zenobia. Like someone scared of aliens? Xenophobia? You know what xenophobia is? No. It's the fear of foreign things. It's the fear of, you know, other cultures and other people.

Oh, okay. that's why xenomorphs are in uh they're in a lot of things they're in space station 13 too very fun game i don't what are they originally from though i think it's alien i think those are xenomorphs xeno means xeno is like the stem for like uh different like far away other I don't know something foreign and then you know phobia fear morph change in shape it's like an alien that's like from far away and Xenomorphs like change shape

in the movies or just in whatever they're from do they like shape shift no fuck they're more into just they're like cats that can spray acid on you or they're like cats with blood acid that's how i always pictured them they're just like they're little ferocious little assholes like if they were smaller

no you couldn't even keep them as a pet they're still ass assholes. Well, they spray acid no matter how big, so... She's like, oh, no, it's fine. He's just... He's a tiny little one. Has Banana sprayed at all? No, he was... Luckily, he was fixed at a young age, so he does not spray. That's good.

I had a cat spray me once. Oh, yeah. I had a cat growing up. It smells weird. It smells fucking awful. It doesn't smell like pee-pee. No, it's like a cheesy disgusting smell yeah it's like um if they're not fixed before like a certain time then they they do that i think and if they're not fixed at all they do that but luckily he was fixed

when he was a tiny little kitten so he doesn't spray which is the worst because i don't know if i've told this story before but i had a cat that sprayed. When I was in middle school, I dropped my phone, my cell phone, or I was in like 8th or 9th grade. I dropped my cell phone, my razor actually, underneath our kitchen stove. And I bent over to pick it up. My cat just sprayed my hair and my face. Ew. And it was fucking disgusting. Did you throw up?

No, I just, I didn't notice for a second. And all of a sudden I was like, oh God, what the fuck? Because like you can't feel it because it's so fine of a mist. Yeah. But you smell it. And then all of a sudden I was like, no, no, no. It's just a little asshole. All right, he's dead now.

R.I.P. Sully. I love you. But speaking of cats. Who's dead? My cat Sully. Oh, I thought you were talking about the pilot dude. R.I.P. Sully died this week. He crashed a plane again

into the Hudson. What a strange coincidence. Yeah, but my cat you know, he's been scratching me a lot, so I got these little like nail caps. They're like little red rubber. They look like cat claws, but they're made out of rubber and red. I already feel like you're gonna get a lot

of comments that are just gonna be like, oh, boo-hoo. Why? That's animal abuse. No, it's not. They're these little rubber caps. I'm not telling you. I'm not saying it is. I can just, you know how you can always guess.

Yeah, it's like, that's animal. No, because I don't want to declaw my cat, so I got these little rubber caps that you put glue, like you put a little glue in there that comes with it and you stick them on their nails so now he's got these little caps on his nails so he can't scratch anything he and it's funny because he looks like he has like red painted like it looks like he got a uh like a petty a mani petty yeah

now he's got these like beautiful little cherry red nails he hated them at first he was trying to chew them off but now he's he's comfortable with them now he doesn't care well what is it it would just be a mani yeah I guess yeah no I didn't put them on his back feet so it would just be a man even or a petty because he cats don't have hands do you do you see like when you look at lego or banana do you see like his front paws is his hands and his back is his feet like do you see it like that i definitely well yeah because like well they are legs they're different his back legs are different from they are legs they're different. His back legs are different

from his front legs. Yes they're very different. His back legs are like rabbit legs and then his front legs are just big floppy fucking things. Tentacles. Yeah. It's just weird how your dog has tentacles. It's the weirdest shit. I've always loved how I can look at a pet and it's almost like when

someone else walks into a room like they have their own personality and shit. Yeah. Let's talk about how hungry I am. I'm hungry too. Because I'm hungry. I'm out of energy. I'm trying to... My stomach hurts right now.

Dude, my stomach's been gurgling this whole podcast. Oh my god. I'm hungry myself. What do you feel like? What type of food are you feeling like eating? I'll tell you this. As soon as this podcast is done, because we're actually recording this one in the morning. Well, no, now it's, what time is it? Now it's, never mind.

It's 1224 p.m. on a Wednesday. My stomach really hurts. I'm so hungry. Do you want me to rub it? I'm trying to let out all the gas I can too. Oh, God, Ryan. It's gross. What do you want to order

when we get out of here? We're going to finish recording this podcast probably about 10-15 minutes and then we're going to go, you know, what are we going to do? What are we going to order? We can get Italian food,

we can get Thai food, we can get burgers, I don't know, dude. I'm up for anything as long as it's food. Anything as long as it's food? Yeah. Well, there's that century egg

out there, that's food. It's not a century egg, isn't that a chocolate egg? That is not chocolate. I don't know what it is. That's a century egg. there. That's food. It's not a century egg. Isn't that a chocolate egg? That is not chocolate. I don't know what it is. That's a century egg. Oh, is it? I think so.

I can steal it and use it for the soup. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no The best fucking ingredients for that goddamn soup. Look at you. You are so just. Well, just remember, everything you put in it, I can do the same for if we ever do another thing like this in the future. Of course. You're unfortunate. Of course. All right. Keep that in mind.

I am keeping it in mind. Because whatever you do, I will do my best to one up it. You can try to one up it. Oh, I will one up it. Yeah, but the thing, I'm trying to go with, yeah, I want to make it gross, but I want to make the soup like its own character. I want it to look like something out of, you know when Spongebob gets into like hyper-realistic mode and they look at something? Like the Krabby Patty that's all moldy and shit?

Yeah. I want it to look like that. I want it to look like a fucking character. Or like something from the Fairly OddParents where it's like, eat your soup, Timmy! And then like a fucking monster comes out of it and shit. Oh, man. If only I had Wando and Cosmo Wando and Cosmo.

Wando and Cosmo here right now to make this soup vanish and not have me in this situation. See, I wouldn't have had to drink the soup because I beat Pikmin, but unfortunately we did that little bet at the end and I lost. We did. That we did. I mean, I wouldn't have had to drink the soup because I beat Pikmin, but unfortunately we did that little bet at the end and I lost. We did. That we did.

I mean, I took that risk, so. I don't know why you did. Why did you take the risk? Because it was fun? It was exciting and I didn't think. Is it exciting now? No, it's not exciting now. It's dreadful now.

Because you're afraid of vomit. Of course, everyone knows that by now. My goal is to get you to vomit. That is my goal. That's a very mean goal. No, because if you take a bite of that soup and you swallow it, then I've lost. I haven't made a... Then I didn't make a soup worthy of, you know, the video.

You made a burger worthy of the video. I spit that shit out. Do you think... Would you be interested in setting up a reward system, Ryan, for every bite I take? I work towards a goal? Think about this, Matt. If we set up an award system, then I'm going to make it physically impossible for your body to keep that shit down. What kind of rewards would there be? If you finish the whole bowl You get a thousand bucks Really? You're putting that on the line right now?

I finish the bowl you give me a thousand dollars I'll pay you in small increments And that'll add up to a thousand dollars Over time It may take a bit Sounds good to me Now be careful Because once you make that bet

That means I'm going to try everything I know because neither of us have a lot of money at all So that's going to That would take a very very big bite out of your Your wallet I mean pay me a thousand dollars for eating soup Like I don't We probably wouldn't pay rent that month

So if that's the case I know that you're going to make that soup. As. Grotesque. And disgusting. Wait. Wait. Can we set up some sort of rule.

Where you're not putting shit like. You know. Like. You're not putting like pubes and shit in it. No. Has to be food. Okay. Okay.

Alright. Has to be food. I'm making sure you're not going down the alleyway. And picking up some like. Wet toilet paper. Or some shit. And like throwing it in. No.

No. No. No. No. So. So. It can be edible. It can be like fully. The soup is 100%. some like wet toilet paper or some shit like throwing it in no no no no no that so it can be edible it can be like fully the the soup is 100 going to be technically edible technically

could be served in a restaurant it could be like like the health inspector could say that's gross as fuck but i can't fault you and you can still get an a yes for serving this soup yeah okay maybe yeah definitely yeah i mean as long as it's not breaking any uh severe health codes You can still get an A for serving this soup. Yeah. Okay. Maybe. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I mean, as long as it's not breaking any severe health codes. Here's the thing, Ryan. Uh-huh. All I know is if I put one century egg in that, you're not getting anything down.

Like if you blended a century egg? Yeah. Hey, well, I have friends that eat those things, like, legitimately. So I just gotta get in their mindset. It's just a cultural food. I'm not xenophobic. See? I'm bringing back vocabulary words from earlier in the podcast.

All I can say is, it's gonna be biblical. Biblical? Yeah. We gotta get the set set up. That's a quote from a trailer of a movie that I always liked it's gonna be biblical the bible movie? no it's the guy who did 300 what's his name? the guy who did 300?

he was the main guy oh yeah he also directed Meet the Spartans but it's from the movie it has Jamie Foxx in it it's about this guy whose family was killed oh the book of Eli? no no no and Jamie Foxx, not Denzel Washington. Oh, sorry. You're getting your

black actors mixed up, you fucking racist. Whoops. You cracker. Anyways, it's a movie about, I'll find it real quick. Law Abiding Citizen is the movie. Oh yeah, okay. Gerald Butler and Jamie Foxx

and Gerald Butler in the movie is like it's gonna be biblical cause he's taking on the justice system oh shit dude but he's like dude we should take on the justice system what do we gotta lose our lives like why not dude let's just fucking take it on

I am enjoying Mafia 3 by the way is Mafia he plays a moth is Mafia 3 fun I the way. Is Mafia 3 fun? I just like it because it's fun to shoot people in video games. That's not alright, dude. Sorry, it's true. It's fun to shoot people in video games. It's entertaining.

And you're going to do it in real life now because video games directly cause violence? I didn't say that. Well, it's true. Statistics will show. The stats will show. The stats will show. The stats will show. I love how usually the stats show the exact opposite, like how video games work as stress relievers,

thus reducing the chances of someone going out and committing crimes. Correlation does not equal causation. I'll say that for you. Then why does the other side try to... No, that's only used when it doesn't work for the other side. Because in every argument, they'll almost use kind of correlation leads to causation. No, I'm saying like...

No, I know. I'm just saying like either side will kind of use that to their benefit, but they'll call it out if it doesn't work. Yeah. If it's like, it's like oh shit I'm just saying the correlation of video games and violence, you know, so let's say a dude shoots somewhere up and he played violent video games Maybe he's just a violent person and that's why he played violent video games. I mean, mr. Rogers had a great

What a mystery that is a violent person playing. What were you about to say young man? I was gonna say mr. Rogers had a great quote about Violent video games really he was like it's from an old book he wrote or something he's like it's silly to think that video games cause violence just as you don't see um fuck what was it

I don't remember but it was it was funny climb on my back okay I'm getting on a segway okay I'm on I'm on your back I'm surprised you can hold me up Yeah me too Ryan my back just broke I want to fucking play organ trail We're going to play it for our Halloween week

Because we're having a Halloween week No I mean like I want to play like Like the real organ trail Like I want to get a wagon A covered wagon And I want to go down the organ trail I don't think you can do that now I want to get a wagon, a covered wagon, and I want to go down the Oregon Trail. I don't think you can do that now.

What? What do you mean? I don't think you can take a wagon, a horse-drawn, or sorry, oxen-drawn little wagon down the Oregon Trail. I don't think it's a thing you can really do anymore. Oh, you want to bet? You have to get on main roads. You want to fucking bet? Yeah. Alright, just get up right now. I'm gone the rest of the day. Call you

later tonight from wherever the hell the Oregon Trail leads. Is the Oregon Trail still like a heritage thing, like a heritage site? Or is it just all paved as roads now and just towns in the way and shit like that? I would imagine there are towns in the way and everything's covered up because it wasn't i mean the oregon trail was used for expansion i don't think it was like a literal trail i think it was

just the general direction people took right was was it actually like a physical trail i don't know i i never played the game when i was younger oh i never i didn't really learn too much about the oregon trail i don't remember there being a lesson on it if i'm being i remember learning about it in I never played the game when I was younger. I didn't really learn too much about the Oregon Trail. I don't remember there being a lesson on it. I remember learning about it in elementary school, but I, of course, don't remember anything I learned in elementary school. I don't remember a lot of things I learned in school in general. They taught us French for five years in elementary school,

and I don't remember a fucking thing, you know, except for like Rose. What is it? Oui, oui. Oui, oui. No we we know we we mean yes it means yes yes we we we we it's funny we we we oh god yeah i'm i'm honestly surprised people are still saying yes yes yes and daddy likes considering we have not said that in what four five months i don't know how long it's been just kind of got old yeah we we just like you know we don't hate it it's just like we said it in so many videos in the beginning we're like we don't want to run into the ground because it was getting run into the ground i kind of find when i hear myself say it in past videos i'm like don't do it stop yeah well i think it's more just because it got it ended up being said

so much it's like uh you don't want you don't want to hear anymore it doesn't it's not funny it's not you know it gets old it's a stale it's a stank meme yeah because there's that line where like you say something sarcastically or you do something sarcastically but then you start saying it too much and you say it too much to where it becomes a catchphrase and and then it's like well then it becomes popularized and then no one knows that it was originally ironic or anything i mean it's like well isn't it ironic i r o n i c sorry i was i was checking that spelling yeah what did you find out nothing because you know for some reason it just sounded so off to me i was like i don't know it's right yeah they should do a spelling bee where you gotta fucking sing the words. It's like, uh, sing gargantuum, go. They probably have that in North Korea.

Sing gargantuum, dude. I don't know. Go. I don't know. You gotta spell it and sing it. G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-A-R-G-Aantuan? G-A-R Gar-G-A-N It's really hard to, like, I can spell things at a keyboard point. I've only caught one gar in my life. Is that a fish?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I should know that from Animal Crossing, yeah. It's the fish with the big fucking spear for a face. Oh, yeah, dude. I caught those in Animal Crossing. They're in Lake Murray, I think. There's also a fish called a dab. I don't like gars. They're scary. Gars are terrifying, yeah. They're in Lake Murray, I think. There's also a fish called a dab. I don't like gars. They're scary.

Gars are terrifying, yeah. They're weird looking. I have caught a gar in real life now that I think about it. My dad took me fishing. South Carolina has some really beautiful lakes. There's Lake Jocasse. Sorry. I was just remembering what I used to do.

I went up this, like when we went fishing, you know, there'd be little spots. Well, okay. There was this one time specifically we went up to this cabin and there's this, yeah. And there's this lake. And so I just started fishing from this dock area, except all the crappy, you know, the fish are all around the thing. So all I would have to do is dip the hook And bait in it and then a fish Would just bite it instantly

Yeah instantly and then I just pick it up Take it off throw it back and then dip it in again And then the fish would keep coming And just biting on the hook Do you think you got the same one twice? Probably it was just a big group They never got scared it's not like I yanked on them It's like they bit it and then I just went

Tugged it just so it would like pierce their cheek I want to get a fish and I just started lifting it up And then I take it off put it back, and then I just dip it in again Just whoop we should we should get a goldfish in a tank and get a fish in line I know we should get a goldfish in a tank get a fish in line And then every day just fish for it until we catch it and just drop it back in the tank God how evil that thing would die so fast We should get a fish and we should we had an idea

which we which we might do um which i'm not supposed to do but we kind of wanted to get a fish yeah and then and then um what a nice little aquarium yeah and but then but then maybe make a poll and let you guys name it which could end tragically so we might might not do that but if you guys want that then we'll do it Also I guess wrapping up the podcast Just a few little announcements As Ryan stated earlier The week of Halloween We're going to be doing like a little

Themed Halloween week where we're going to have some Some Halloween videos out for you We have more live action stuff In the works I know it's been pretty much just Flatline series recently But Ryan's soup is coming soon. Ryan's soup is coming. Ryan's homemade soup to be exact. Ryan's chunky, meaty,

homemade, hearty, delicious fucking soup. You don't know there's meat in it. It could be a vegan soup. Are you gonna go buy like oysters? Please don't go buy oysters at the store and put them in it. Anyway. Matt, I'm gonna go to several stores. Don't go to some weird like Armenian store and get ingredients.

Yeah, sure. No, of course not. Yeah, but we got a little Halloween week coming up. We got Spooky Mega. We got, what else? I'm going to be out of town for a week later this month. You are, so we got to pre-record. I have to pee really bad.

Ryan, will you give me a second, please? Yeah, sure. Gosh, shit, there were more announcements. We got more vlogs well they would they want to hear this is like this is like at the end of the school day the announcements everybody's like yeah we get it announcements let's just end it already so we can get back to our normal lives i remember the woman at my high school every day every single day the same time to go please listen to the afternoon announcements same voice every day and like as soon as the bell would ring my friends and I would like say it exactly like that.

And then she would like repeat it after us. At my high school, they finally started doing the like end of day announcement stuff, like after the bell rang. So like, Oh yeah. It was just easier. It's like optional to listen to.

Yeah. But then it was hard. Like if they were actually saying your name, cause you can't hear so much noise. Like please, your mom is here to pick you up, Matthew Watson. I mean, you don't hear that when you get on the bus and your mom's crying in the front office because your father just died.

Anyway, guys, you know, podcast on YouTube Thursday, on iTunes Saturday most of the time. Sometimes Connor is a slacking piece of shit and forgets to put it on iTunes on time. And if that happens, go tweet at him and verbally abuse him and berate him. Please. Anyway, guys, thank you

so much for listening to this episode of Super Megacast. We'll be back next week. I'm not opposed to coming up with some topics ahead of time sometimes. Are you down for this? No. Bye!