supermegashow - EP 220 - Who Cleared The History?

Episode Date: November 25, 2020

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Have you ever, like, looked stuff up about him? We talked about this before, but, like, I feel like I remember people in the comments being like, this is fake news. John McAfee legit got... No, dude, have you not seen the videos? He's like a drug lord. He's a drug lord? We definitely talked about this recently.

No, I brought it up because... Probably again because the McAfee protection that came with our stupid recording laptop for this podcast. Every time we start recording, it's like, Hey! You need to renew your shit, buddy. Why does that come pre-installed? I might have to, I don't know.

We might have to play hide and seek with your loved ones. Here, here's a clue. Like, throws a shovel on the ground. Oh, John McAfee, I swear I'll renew. Just the idea of them sending, like, oh, he personally comes. He personally comes, yeah. I just love the idea of like. On your face, you fucking blonde haired buffoon.

That's something that would be. I brought it up, your blonde hair. Oh, thank you. I just had to bring it up to set the timeline for now that episode 220 is when the blonde begins. Should Dawn start drawing? That would look so weird. Just blonde hair on the red character. Blonde on pink. Okay, wait. Just for those people saying this.

You keep saying your character's red. Your skin is pink. The clothes are red, right? Yes. My skin's more pink. It's like a... There's not like a name for that shade that I know of. Well, it's not like... Would it be pink? Pink is an over-encompassing descriptor. It's more pink than red.

It is more... It's more like bubblegum pink than it is. The reason I say red... Actually, I don't know, man. Like, color theorists... I'm sure there's one or two that listen. What is it? Explain it. And I don't have a good history with colors as well. So, because people keep

calling me out. Not, not, no, no. Yeah, I have a problem with the, no, like as in past Let's Plays, I have said things are yellow when they're orange or some shit. I remember that once. Is Ryan colorblind? I remember that once.

And people got legitimately concerned you were colorblind. Yeah. I think Ryan might be guys we need to email him we got so many emails about that I think Ryan should get tested for being colorblind by the way for those fake newsers on October 6th 2020 John McAfee was arrested in Spain over tax evasion charges

but that doesn't say he's a drug lord well like you were saying like he's this fucking have you seen the pictures and videos he's posted when he's in like south america and shit where he has like he'll show like a table that has like pretty sure he's showing one that has like there's like guns on the table and there's like a thing of uh viagra and like is it illegal to own either viagra or firearms no you can own both those so i guess he might have been doing some uh

you know just you know there are a lot of southern gentlemen out there with tables of guns and viagra bottles just just all throughout their house are are they drug lords usually yes we dude you know what we should honestly do next time like we have a guest over that's never been here before we should literally set up the house like that so like everyone's just a table of guns and shit and like things that look like just massive bags of coke and we don't mention it but when people come over those big what the fuck can every uh and then when they walk into every room can we have a different like bucket prank prepared like one's water one's like cement or something that would fucking wet cement

dude that wet some if you inhale cement you you die that's you're supposed that's why you have to wear a mask a mask when you mix it and pour it because the the masks don't work though oh yeah you're right i guess that i guess honestly construction workers next time you pour cement take that mask off don't you don't need to wear that, I guess, honestly, construction workers, next time you pour cement, take that mask off. Don't, you don't need to wear that. Yeah. It's a conspiracy. It hardens on your lung.

Inside your lungs is cement. So. You'll be, you'll, it's actually the origin story of like, it sounds like the origin story of like a Spider-Man villain. He inhaled cement and became Cement Man, which technically is what Sandman is. That's not, dude, that's not dude that's he fell he fell into a generator filled with sand and then became the Sandman in spider-man 3 why was there sand in it like a nuclear generator it was some like science spider-man is always some scientific shit and so they were just

doing a big science thing for some I forget the reason it was just a big science thing and the criminal falls into it and then it starts spinning and then his DNA gets fused with sand with sand DNA and he becomes the sand man dude the cement man thing is good

just what's his power though he can turn into cement like at an instant like Spiderman goes to punch him he goes maybe cracks him a bit but it hurts Spider-Man's hand you know what that's good yeah cause I was like

you know what's his ability but I guess the fact that he's literally made out of cement means that you know he's very strong on the outside so if someone goes to punch him like you said

and if he can can't stab it if he can shift shape then he can like shift shape around Spider-Man so he's a lot more heavier when he swings and shit. Ooh.

Really drag him down. See, I just 100%-ed Spider-Man. See, I just 100%-ed Spider-Man Miles Morales. Did you beat the part with Concrete Man? Yeah. There's no Concrete Man. There's the Rhino. What's he do?

He runs into things he wears a giant it's a man in a giant kind of like rhino leotard like onesie really

essentially I feel right now you could also bullshit me on any superhero and tell me anything that's not real I promise the rhino's real no I think I've seen it

rhino he was in he was in Amazing Spider-Man 2 played by Paul Giamatti, for like five minutes. From Big Fat Lie? Yeah.

He was weird. He was blue in that one, too. As he blew as the rhino? I think he was just, I think for some reason, it was accidentally in his contract where he had to appear blue in every single movie he was in after Big Fat Liar. They score him that deal, and they're like, Paul, we got the movie deal of a lifetime. Oh, yeah, give it to me, please. The kid with Malcolm in the middle

and the Amanda show girl. Right? Wasn't it her? Amanda Bynes? Yeah, wasn't it Amanda Bynes that was with Agent Cody Banks in that one? But he was probably just so excited that they made him sign something, but they were like, we're going to make this guy the blue guy for the rest of his career, he's gonna be our biggest client

what does Amanda oh wait hold on I might I need to find out if I'm fucking this up about Amanda Bynes where's my phone

it's in it's right it's in between the cushion okay yeah so I gotta I gotta look up

big fat liar on IMDB real quick and y'all are here for this adventure dude I followed Amanda Bynes on Twitter recently because I was like, oh, maybe she'll follow me back.

Did she? No, she didn't, so. That's my... Oh, she's 34. She's 34? Oh, shit, she's Jackson's age. Half of Danny's, too. Yep, it is Amanda Bynes.

Oh, shit. Donald Faison? Who's Faison was in this movie oh let me pull that up Sandra Oh she's that comedian right no she's uh this woman who was on

was she on Grey's Anatomy Grey's Anatomy Grey's yeah I never watched it but my mom always watched it my dad and step mom watched that was she on Grey's Anatomy? Oh yeah. What was she on? Grey's Anatomy. Grey's yeah. I never watched it but my mom always watched it. My dad and stepmom watched that. My mom stopped watching it

because I think she quote said it started becoming too sexual and it was just about sex and I was like well I didn't think a lot of people

were watching the show for like the medical information. I remember did you ever have a phase where you were just like addicted to just like okay the medical show I was addicted to for example was House. I remember, did you ever have a phase where you were just like addicted to just like, okay. The medical show I was addicted to, for example, was house. I just got, there was

this era probably a few years ago, probably within like five, six years or so that I just started binge watching house. I never finished it, but the show takes some weird fucking turns. That show was the one show I, because I would watch, it was on Fox. Yeah. I would watch The Simpsons every night and I'd always see the commercials for like New House. And it never, it never like struck me. But I was like, does anyone actually watch House? But everyone knows what House is.

Kumar's in it. Really? Yeah. Oh, wow. What do you think? I think he's like, my name's not fucking Kumar. I worked for the White House. I had a career outside of this.

He did? Yeah. He worked for the Obama administration, I think. John Cho? No, no, no. That's Harold. Oh, fuck. I'm saying Kumar.

Oh, okay. Wow, really? Yeah. Wow, that's crazy. How was House, though? Did you like it? I'm not going to go back to it but at the time i was enjoying having something to watch while i ate a lot each day i guess that was lost for me dude lost i couldn't get into law i love lost so much as a kid i was actually the reason is because

i'm i was such a baby still am certain aspects. You're scared of the smoke monster? I was scared of the polar bear. I didn't want to watch it. This massive smoke monster that eats people. I didn't know about the smoke monster. Is that from the first season? Yeah. I thought the first season was all about

the plane crash. It is, but in the first season they also discover that they're not alone and there's also some weird paranormal shit. That and the polar bear. Or they believe it's paranormal. I guess it is paranormal. There's no climax with the polar bear, is there? Doesn't it just show up dead one episode or some shit?

I think they're just like... I don't remember this specifically. And I'm going to come up with this off the top of my head. But I'm going to guarantee that episode ends where it does a close-up on a character. It's like, but answer me this. Why is there a polar bear on a tropical island? And then credits. It's like, you know, for the suspense.

But if that scene exists, I'm going to be so happy. Didn't they screw it up? Lost? Sorry, yeah. Some people say they did did did you watch until the finale i did and did you like i think i missed a few episodes in like the two last seasons here and there because i wasn't like a dedicated watcher but i did watch and when they aired the lost finale which was such a fucking big deal on tv i watched that live because lost is what

sprung jj abrams to fame right or like to more the spotlight yeah and you could see jg i think jj abrams you can go back to lost and see he still had some pretty bad ideas yeah like it wasn't like that just came out of nowhere when everyone's like surprised if jj abrams makes something dumb i'm like well go look at Lost because that is. Well, there's the whole thing that I think Red Letter Media mentions it and other people that are just well versed in him mention it, that J.J. Abrams is all about his like mystery box where he likes setting up these mysteries and these questions that are there. They're very interesting and enticing,

but they're so interesting in some, in certain aspects are left so vague that your, your imagination will always surpass whatever he can follow through with. So it's never going to like, actually be like, whoa, when something's revealed. Damn dude,

if I were him and heard that, I'd be like, God, that's a fucking roast no but Lost has like I guess it never was fully realistic but it starts getting into like shit with like time travel

and like interdimensional shit and nuclear bombs and stuff like asteroids and it's crazy I mean it's a I wouldn't say it's like I heard it really veers off it does it gets it really veers off. It does. It gets, it really does.

Also, the cast is literally like 70 people. 70 people. Like the cast is, don't they just die off quick maybe? They die off and a lot of new people always show up.

But isn't it all about like a multiverse too where like people are dead in one universe but they're alive in another one type of shit, maybe? I don't know. I haven't seen the show.

I'm literally just guessing. No, you're right. Yeah, that is because the show always has, it has, like, two types, where it's, like, them on the island, and then it'll always show flashbacks of the characters' scenes so you can, like, learn about their character growth. So it's flashbacks before the crash. before the crash and then like a couple seasons in they're like what if uh instead of just looking at flashbacks what if we just say fuck it and just show like you know like if we disagree on an idea for this character then you can have your little bit and show what would happen you know so they just started doing like multiverse shit and it was weird it's very confusing i probably i don't think uh i i just don't think i can watch something when the hype's not there.

Ryan. Not in terms. Well, specifically, I'm talking about Lost, not in general, because like I feel like Lost was all about the hype at the time of like the show where it's like, oh, did you see the plane crash episode? Oh, it's the bear, dude. We got to figure out what this bear's doing in this fog monster, as you mentioned but like now that i know that it ends poorly and the sentiment is oh that really fell off like it's really hard for me to get into it this is gonna be a really unpopular opinion i think or maybe not i actually i don't really know what the collective gathering opinion is but i didn't hate the lost ending i thought it was and obviously i won't get into it

because you haven't seen it and I don't spoil it for people, but like, I, I think it was on brand for the show. You know, I think people were expecting some like crazy, like end of movie Avengers climax.

Well, I think possibly people's problems with it were not just the ending, but the lead up how it got there because as I said the sentiment that I hear most of the time is that it just got confusing

and it was hard to keep track of things and not just like you had to be smart to pay attention it got like stupid confusing because they throw so much at you at once like all all these characters are backstories. All these different side stories. So it's just weird. Timelines, blah, blah.

Well, let's do this. Because both of us are, I guess, staying home for Christmas in LA this year. We are. We're going to be bored. Come over. We'll get high and watch all of Lost from start to finish. Okay. No. I was about to be like, would you really? bored. Come over. We'll get high and watch all of Lost from start to finish. Okay.

No. I was about to be like, would you really? No. No way. I'm trying to... Dude, I promise you'd get into it. I do. I really do.

I don't think there's a show right now. Oh, wait. I'm watching The Mandalorian right now. I think season two is a lot better than season one. Sounds like an Armenian last name. What? Mandalorian? Mandalorian.

Oh, man. Yeah, man. This is going to be my first Christmas that I'm not home with family and I'm just an adult by myself. Yeah. And I remember as a kid, I always thought about that where I was like, oh, whoa, there's going to come that Christmas where I'm a grown up now and Christmas is bye bye like how it is now

how I love it you create your own Christmas I know I know like it's not a sad thing anymore it's just like you're not having it with your family when you're a kid that seems like that's gonna suck I miss just waking up you know that feeling when you were a kid

oh my god I couldn't sleep it was just kind of like or just any day or like a field trip day you'd wake up and it'd be like a normal morning at first and all of a sudden you'd remember and you'd actually spring out of bed dude I wish I could just wake up with that enthusiasm every day

I know if I could be like I'm happy i'm healthy i i'm i i i'm good i'm great but i'm not on a field trip but i'm not happy well i i i'm generally yeah would you say you're a crippled depress that's not how you say that what a crippled depress sounds like it would be like the what's the type of word I'm thinking of?

Like the descript, like you know how there's a Explain it to me like I'm five, Matt. R slash. Someone with crippling depression could be a crippled depress. Oh, true. Does that make sense? It's like a shortcut, so you don't say it all the way.

It's like the noun combined with the adjective. Right? Yeah. The English for you. Makes a lot of sense. It's good. Yeah, man. But I had some real bad crippling depression last month, but this month it's better.

Yeah. I think it's just more of like a, like a, like a, just a steady, just beat for me. Yeah. I mean,

it's heavily because of COVID for me. Yeah. It's just like, ugh, mine comes, mine comes and goes in like waves where I'll have like a really good period and then like a really shitty period and then a really good period and then like a really shitty period and then a really good period and really shitty

I usually do like retail therapy and like it makes me feel good for a bit like recently I got the new Spider-Man game and I was like yes I'm so excited and then I 100%ed it because I'm a fucking lunatic when it comes to grinding games

and just sucking every little morsel I can as soon as possible. I mean, the fact that I still am fucking blown away every time I even think of the fact that you beat Cuphead like 15 times. You beat Sekiro like 11. I'm like, eight? Eight. Oh, sorry, eight. But oh my God, dude. Like, that's dedication.

That's just called, I think that's just addiction at that point it's a hobby the definition of addiction is when it interferes with your life my life is gaming bro yeah then you're good man

my most recent grind it took me I think a little over a week maybe yeah was My most recent grind, it took me I think a little over a week maybe. Yeah. Was – it was a Sea of Thieves, all right? And there's this curse called the Gold Hoarder's Curse, which your character – there are curses you can get in the game. So like one would be like the Order of souls curse which makes it look like you're just constantly crying black tears

it's like special things that you can get to customize your character if you that you're rewarded with if you do certain things there's also like a curse that you can get where it looks like you're cracked in lava and you're filled with like a red glow like you're a demon

nice cosmetics but the one that I went for and finally achieved is called The Gold Hoarder's Curse which means okay so there are nine voyages in the main story like tall tales that they call them so that would be the main story and you have

to do all of these you have to collect all of the journals and all of them and then you have to complete each one five times. And like sailing from island to island in Sea of Thieves can take a bit. You did all nine of those five times? I did. Damn. I stayed up sometimes to like 5 a.m.

I'm like, no, I'm fucking grinding out this stuff. Damn. Impressive. How long did it take? Now I have gold hands. I have a gold face. I'm like, I'm'm epic that's crazy dude i'm very proud i'm so proud of myself you should be you know dedication this is this is an

achievement that i feel like i should beckon from the hilltops but here's what i'll say you might be like oh like i tried so hard at a video game so i shouldn't be proud of myself but the fact is it doesn't matter what it is r, you still tried that hard and you did it. Yeah, there are people out here, you know, working to progress civil rights, there are people working to progress the divide between people understanding and sympathizing with the trans movement. movement um and then there's me who who stays up till 5 a.m uh to grind out uh a cosmetic curse of a game that will eventually as the years progress as every game does will will wither out well not just that but you're pretty outspokenly against those other things too oh yeah you know

not not just not doing it it's a joke i'm a bigot yeah okay oh man i think the final i didn't know how to if i was just gonna continue like yep i'm a bigot just continue to say just like bigot things purposely because it's like if you if you just agree with the joke and move on this can, there's always those people that are just like, oh, my God, he just admitted he's racist. Yep, I'm a bigot. I want like a, I don't want, but I'm imagining just a bigot that's so proud but gleeful. Like, yep, I'm a bigot. All right.

Yep. Born and raised, baby. I absolutely am. Look, okay, if they can be bigots against me, why can't i be a bigot against them it's equality my man it's all chipper dude yeah i like that but i said the final two episodes of eric andre i think came out or i don't care i'm kidding dude i wish that you were actually like that i would not be able to work with you dude it'd be impossible I haven't seen any of this newest season

although you did tell me that there's a departure that's unfortunate did it ever come back I don't know was it actually a storyline I haven't seen the last two episodes

of the season that came out on Sunday night last night it's crazy how he would just like because it doesn't take long for them

to film a season I would imagine no I don't imagine and his stuff is all just in-studio stuff. Mr. Burris. Yeah, Hannibal quits in the second episode. Are you sure it's not a bit?

Because it is Eric Andre. Wait, does he quit on the show, Eric Andre? Or does he just not show up the next episode? I don't remember, actually. Because that would give it away, maybe. Maybe I'm just a conspiracy theorist. Well, the episode's called Hannibal quits. I don't remember, actually. Because that would give it away, maybe. Let me... Maybe I'm just a conspiracy theorist. Well, the episode's called Handle Quits.

Well, there you go. I feel like he comes back. Here, well, I found... I found nothing new about him coming back. Okay. So, I think he really did. Damn. Well, if they were going to gonna do it they did it in an

episode which is pretty cool i don't think uh did they do a sketch where anthony left smosh they should have dude did they not where they get angry like i quit and like people think it's a joke but like they just like that's how i would like to end super mega we got it like fake like a fake like big beef because I think that there will naturally come a time when we decide to hang the hat up on super mega but I want to make sure it's not just like all right guys thanks for the support see ya I want I want to do it in

some like stupid like prank some big fucking like okay how about this we start a timer from today. I was I Was about to say how about okay 365 days Every day we upload a different fart And then on the last day And then on the last day, the last fart will display itself and will be heard. And then we delete all of the farts so they'll never be able to be heard from again.

I call that shit Unus Anus. That's genius. That's really genius. Goddamn. Could you imagine that grind? Oh, yeah. Wasn't it a video a day? A video a day. Really puts us to shame. Oh, yeah. Was it a video a day? Video a day. Really puts us to shame.

Well, duh. Whoops. I mean, they also have their personal channels. You know, they had a side project and they created Unus Annus. We had a side project and none of it's visible. God damn it, Ryan. Why don't we just fucking grind why we're not grinding because uh why are we depressed little stoner kids i because god god uh

gave us one thing and that's to be epic but he he cursed us with a bit of a... With a simple dash of stupidity, where we just get stupid about... Because we're just like, fuck, I'm so sad. I'd feel better if we put out stuff. Then let's just not put out stuff because I'm sad. It's a cycle. It's a cycle it's a cycle man we're actually releasing more stuff now

which is nice I legit think that the happiest periods of my life are when Super Mega is like flourishing and we have like so many

when we were grinding it feels good and if we both took care of our health and we both took care of Super Mega yeah things might be real

fucking good my my uh fucking obvious answer my inner my entertainment room right now is filled with uh mcdonald's and papa john's right now fresh not yeah they just got delivered i gotta See you, man. No. My room has never been not cleaned this long. Like, it's not necessarily dirty, like, messed up. But it's just, like, I'll clean it, like, half. Yeah. And I'll be like, all right, that's good enough for now. And then it gets fully dirty, and then I clean it from half. So it's never been this long without being, like,

God, when I get home today, I should just fucking clean my room. If dude feels so good cleaning your room. You know, it's one of those things. I'm sure that'll solve it. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I haven't seen my mother's and father's face and gotten to hug my parents in

about a year. Literally, I will not have actually gotten a hug from my parents. It breaks my heart to say it it legitimately does for over a year like I miss them I miss my family and I miss my friends I miss like you know Gray Hayden Jack Bradley all you know Patrick all the group out there in South Carolina it's like it sucks I'm out. A lot of people have moved back home too, or just moved out of California or just we're also in quarantine. So you can't really see

anybody. I live by myself with my dog. I, I'm all of my social interaction is mainly through work and then, uh, talking to like, uh, my friends online, like Ross or Justin or Kelly or texting back and forth every now and then with you or you know it's there's there's it's just been very lonely this year it sucked and it's just not made me a very productive person and I hate that that's the excuse and I know that everybody's going through this but I have to say I'm not as I'm not as unfortunately I don't think I'm as strong-willed as other people that I see able to

kind of work through it buzzkill dude I know I'm kidding no but like I fully dude I fully it's it's the fucking dude like because I always thought for real I always thought that like depression would mean that I'm like sad like like oh i'm sad but for me i just don't want to do anything i just like don't want to i have no motivation to even do the things i like and that that's what

comes in the phases but whenever i'm in one of those phases where i have zero motivation to like get up zero motivation to like do the things that a i know need to be done and b uh i want to do but i don't and it's like uh it does pass it comes back but it passes and i'm on uh stronger antidepressants now this just also like reminds me of like there's so much there was so much fucking wasted time when covid wasn't around we had no idea this was gonna fucking happen. Nobody did. God, I know. And then it did. And now we look back and we're like, fuck. Like, we think we are, at least now

like, everyone has some sort of excuse being COVID or whatever. But like, before then, like, it's just like, we should have done more. And it's like, once this shit is done, I want to fucking go out and film shit again. I'm too anxious to go out and vlog in a public setting or like out and about. I legitimately am too

anxious to do that. We could film stuff here, but like I like going out to film vlogs. I like going on little adventures or like taking a road trip where we don't know where we're going. I want to go back to like, not go back to Area 51, but do something like Area 51 where we go out

and fish. We can do that. I, I think, I think after it's not even hard, I think I want to, I want to do that fishing vlog and we can actually get away. And that doesn't have to be, Oh, I just want to get out. I want to do something. But right now, um, we are preparing because, uh, there are Thanksgiving plans on the menus. And so after Thanksgiving, I think you and I will be a lot more free since we're also not going home for Christmas. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well.

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Those are my favorite comments. The ones I see that's like California really got to them I mean yeah I mean it makes sense as well I mean I wouldn't say it is like California got to me as much as as much as I'm I myself I'm not saying the ideas I have make me

more mature I'm saying I'm not saying the ideas I have make me more mature. I'm saying I, as a human, matured. And through that process, I got new opinions. I had new ideas. Certain things changed, just like things will change constantly because I haven't even been aware for that much of my life. Especially like mentally, like like aware just kind of like understanding everything when you think about it what you started understanding things when you were probably

getting out of like around I would say like middle school like that entrance you're aware of social dynamics and shit at least like you get the basics you don't get the bigger picture yeah I wish that like kids do now because of the internet I feel of social dynamics and shit at least. You get the basics. You don't get the bigger picture behind it yet.

Yeah. I wish that like Kids do now because of the internet I feel. I feel like kids are smarter. They're more mature. It's scary because they're still as psychotic and psychopathic as they were back in our day but now

they have the internet. Yeah. Because we were little psychopaths when we were young. Oh, yeah, dude. I was always killing neighborhood cats. Oh, yeah. Dude, that was the best. I'm kidding. No, but just, like, I don't know.

You go online and you, like... Oh, dude, I think children having the internet is... I don't want to sound like an old man, but, God, dude, it's just a bad idea. Yeah. It's just bad. I don't know if, like, I regret the shit that yeah it's just bad I don't know if like I regret the shit that I look like I don't know

it would always be stuff like two girls one cup one guy one was a Mr. Hands or whatever dude I mean I still watch that stuff I still watch this but like as a kid seeing that like as an adult like I understand like everything now you know completely not

completely but I understand a lot more than I did no but like as a kid when you see something like that it's like the concept of people eating their shit was insane it's like the concept I mean it still is I'm not saying like well

but like I can actually believe why people do it now it's like oh it's just a gross internet thing but like back then actually believe why people do it now it's like oh it's the just a gross internet thing but like back then it's like what this is thing that doesn't happen that doesn't happen exactly I know that happens it's happening right now right now there's someone eating shit in a sexual uh deviance deviancy most of my sex ed sitting right here I think actually all of my sex ed was from porn. Like I did have sex ed in high school. But like in terms of

understanding like the anatomy or whatever, like and it being like kind of showed like this is what sex is. Porn 100%. Of course they're not going to show a porn in a class. But they should start doing man just teach them all the, teach them the right way. But they just show you like

a black and white drawing of like this is a penis. This is a vagina. And so like, I feel like as a kid, like I didn't understand any of that. Or maybe I was just repressed in terms of knowledge that I gained from our education system. And I don't think I really ever had the talk with my parents. My dad. Yeah. So I never I don't remember ever having the oh maybe i did have the talk maybe i blocked it out but i met my mom i might have dude it was more than just a talk then wasn't no i feel like no i feel like it well i feel like they made my sister go upstairs and they sat me down at the kitchen table and they were like both on one side Sam explain to him what you know to make the other kid do it no but uh

I learned most of my sex ed shit from Wikipedia I would just like you'd look up terminology? yeah dude all the time and when I clicked the pages I'm like what is this and then I have to clear the history cause I'd be scared and one time I forgot and my mom was like I saw you looking up clitoris on the computer

and I was like ah shit she wasn't mad oh dude I remember having to My mom was like, I saw you looking up clitoris on the computer. I was like, ah, shit. She wasn't mad. Oh, dude, I remember having to sneak, you know, watching porn because we had a computer room at my dad's place. And I would have to like open my door quietly, kind of tiptoe and hope that they all bogey asses wouldn't wake up. Dude. I had the same thing, but the room with the computer was the room above my parents' bedroom. And the floor had like this issue that nowhere else in the house had.

It squeaked. It squeaked so bad. So if I wanted to go diddle my dandies, I'd be like, oh, shit. So I'd have to like sneak down the hall and slowly open the door and turn the light on. And I remember I learned a path around like the edge of the room exactly where to do it and move. In fact, actually, I still remember it in my head, the path. Like I could still like play it out. But then I'd get on the family computer.

My mom's listening. Oh, no, son. Well, the thing is, I bet you that just because we were children, we thought we were smarter. They knew. They know exactly what we're doing. Like when I have my door closed and my mom opens it, I'm like, hey, I'm not not, you know. Hold on. Yeah. No,

but my thing was that my mom sorry, it annoyed the hell out of me and she would do this. Okay. Tell me if this is a knock or not. Okay. Wait, Matt. Jackson ruined the, I was, hold on.

That wasn't it. Let me restart. Hey. She just like knocks and then just like busts in because she's like, oh, I knocked. Yeah, exactly. It's a warning that I'm coming in. It's more of like the warning that I'm coming in,

not like, can I come in? I did that to my parents when I was a kid all the time. And my mom used to be like, son, you have to stop just coming in. If you're just knocking, you have to wait until you get a response. But I would be upstairs and i remember every now and then like it might squeak and suddenly i see my phone start vibrating it's like home calling i'm like and uh i but back then dude there was no incognito mode so what this is what i did you have to clear the history well yeah but my dad i didn't know how to clear

specific items my dad would know if it all got cleared and my mom would my mom would check if see if it got cleared and i get in trouble so i realized if i downloaded like another browser like firefox i could clear that history and doesn't affect safari so that was my uh that was my little strategy nice yeah i just cleared history because i don't think they paid attention my mom my mom had a i I had two separate households to maneuver here. I did? It was like level one and level two. I just remember I got grounded once for...

For looking at porn? Well, my mom... Is that what you were about to say? Well, okay. I don't know if I've told this story, and I'm not trying to throw my old man under the bus, but... I know exactly what story you told me.

You told me I got, it was, it was like wrong for that one. It was like eighth grade and it was a Sunday. I remember it like yesterday. Birds chirping. Well, I went to the beach for a, for a church youth group, uh, excursion and they were offering baptisms and uh you got baptized i got baptized in the ocean i remember i felt so good that day so if this was a film let's let's picture this as a short film it would start with kind of like the sound of water in a black

screen and then just and then it would cut to you just like come like coming out of the water and then like uh the the title of the movie would play with no soundtrack as there's a wide shot of like the pastor and you silhouetted with the backdrop of the sun and other people watching you. Like a King of Lamar music video. So that's kind of like how I'm picturing this starting out. And I was feeling great, man. I went home. I'm like, God, I saw my friends at the beach. I got rebathed in the Lord's juices.

And I get home and my dad's in the living room and I sit down in the living room. My mom comes down the stairs ever so, uh, cunningly. Cunningly? Why would you say that? Dude, I,

she, she stops and she looks like, and does that thing with like one arm on the banister. And she goes, so does anyone want to tell me why the history is cleared? And I was just like, Oh, my heart just like, oh, my heart just like,

and my dad looks, he's like, son. And I was like, I legit, it wasn't me. I was like, you were gone.

Yeah. But also like even last night I had, and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't me. So you're being truthful.

Like, wasn't you? And my dad's like, wasn't me. And then my mom is assuming it was me and I'm lying. So she goes, well, your Aunt Liz has a friend that works in computer engineering and he can get everything from the beginning of time back. So unfortunately, that's what I'm going to have to do. And I was just like, why?

Hitchcock zoom into my face. I doubt she would actually go to those lengths and she's no no she's trying to threaten the information out of you and then like i said hitchcock zoom into my face um i did it was me because i because i was like what kind of fucking kind of shit was i looking up an eighth grade on on on the porn side of the internet yeah so it's like god damn it that's too embarrassing like an eighth grader having his mom look through the history and seeing everything so So I, uh, I said it was me.

And she's like, I go to your room. And it started my like two weeks of being grounded. But I, I was sent up the stairs and I just remember walking up the stairs thinking like this was 100% my dad and he's letting his son get marched up to his room right now. And he knows that I just took that fall for him. And he's just, I'm like.

He never said thank you or anything. Never did. Okay, let me throw this theory out there. Is it possible that it's who you would most likely not suspect? Could it have been Sam? Could have been. Watching her bestiality videos or whatever she watches. She had her own computer like her bestiality videos or whatever she watches

she had her own computer to watch those on she had a laptop so you know it could have been her yeah maybe

maybe my mom just did it on her own she was like oh this will be funny to really fuck with them see if I can get a confession your mom's just a sociopath hey

she's just like so my she's the real enemy in this one instead of my dad but I never talked to my dad about that but I don't think he remembers it but it's like dude you owe me one

he does technically you owed him one for him pumping his seed into your mom that one night yeah I know, but it's just... Because they only had a daughter, you know, and now then they had a son.

They had prospects, finally, you know? They were furious that they had a girl. My dad said, God damn it, how's the family name going to go on? How's the family name going to go on? None of that. Like, you're essentially being cucked by another family. So when I was, when I, when the ultrasound and it showed that I had a male genitals, then I, they were ecstatic, man. They were, they said, finally.

We can cut those off if you want. Something to replant. Those are the California doctors. What is that? Joeiden's chief of of medicine yeah i'm ready for my mandated estrogen they they come to your house and like do one of those like it looks like a nail gun except it's used to like inject estrogen into like your neck and i was like like uh the biden white house logo on the side dude one of my favorite things uh you have to get sized for your bra all men must report for bra sizing

but my favorite fucking thing dude is there's this one picture that i've seen uh because there's like a lot of people where this is not a meme that's like fully serious then where it's like uh men in the future have you seen that picture it's like the graph of like men in the 50s men in the like 80s men now and it's like men in the future and it's like this like really feminine breasts and like really small and it's like guys in the 50s were like ripped And I love that getting passed around cuz it's so fucking funny. Oh god. This one's weird. Oh No, that's what men like might look like on other planets, okay? You know back in the old days back in the good old days when women didn't have birth control and we could smack them around

Because they had no function over their livelihoods We could pump a seed into them and they could do nothing about it. Sorry. I've seen Unplanned or no, not Unplanned. It's the most god awful. I've said that twice so far. Pump a seed. Pump a seed?

I think that's better than, I think my least favorite euphemism for sex is getting all up in those guts. Like that's like when someone's like, yo, I got up in her guts. It's like, ah, that's gross. Or tickle your belly from the inside. What about tickle your tummy? Yeah, okay. I was about to say tummy.

That's one. Tickle your tummy from the inside. Just the thought of just like something about like it's guts, I guess, is the thing. Like the thing about something up in your- Eve will tickle your tummy from the inside. Eve can definitely tickle the tummy dude did i bet eve rips his his unisonis shirt off exposing these he's ripped dude so i'm sure he is like he goes like a balloon popping and he dude from the back from the front from the top from from the bottom, he is tickling that tummy. And it's crazy.

He's got dimples on his dimples. He has dimples on his dimple. Really? Yeah. And, dude, have you seen his ass dimples? Yeah. I saw him on a subreddit, r slash ass dimples. I don't know if that's a real subreddit, actually.

I guarantee it is. That sounds like a subreddit. r slash eef peen eefpeen? yeah it's it's for drawings of Crank Gameplay's penis okay

I submit to that on the daily yeah I'm gonna get a fucking text did you talk about drawing my penis? why is there a subreddit?

hey man at least it's big true all the drawings yeah huge penis man yeah uncircumcised too i think it's all strange though that like yes it's big but it's like always like two times the size of like how how he's drawn in the photo that did he know that we were talking about him? Yeah. Sorry, Matt's dad was paging him. Not Eef. Yeah, that is weird. I mean, we got a little product that we're sponsored by called Manscaped. Ever heard of it, Eef? Come on.

Yeah, he needs some of those ball wipes, I'll tell you that. But, yeah. Maybe a ball towel the size of those things. Or maybe a basket ball hoop. We're just talking about Ethan's nuts and balls. Just a ball hoop to toss them in, like, because they're the size of basketballs. Yeah. Hey, dude, I'm sure he doesn't mind.

If I was Jackson, I'd want to talk to myself. I'd want to have a conversation with that guy 24-7. Right? Yeah. 100%. want to talk to myself i don't have a conversation with that guy 24 7 right yeah 100 talk about cowboy music and uh a cocktail with with a bunch of ingredients i have never heard of and can't pronounce like the milk of a kangaroo oh i would love that in a cocktail what would that be called a white australian that would be awesome yeah a white aust What would that be called? A white Australian. That would be awesome.

Yeah, a white Australian. It's just a white Russian, but instead of the cream, it's the milk from a kangaroo. Okay. White Australian. We had kangaroo jerky. It wasn't just jerky, Ryan. It was sausages. And sausage.

And it was fucking good. Did you know that sausages are made from the penis of the animal? What? Gotcha. Oh, man. Come on, dude. You thought you ate a penis. Yeah, I did, dude.

I thought I was gay for a second. Jesus. You're done. Canceled, sis. I remember believing that when I was a kid. What? It's the weiner. Oh, yeah, where you'd be like.

Like someone would tell you that. Did you know it's actually the weiner? And then you'd be like, Dude, it's a frickin' weiner! Are you really eating? Are you eating the glizzy, bro? That's what the Fortnite, that's what the kids say now. They're like, bro, you mackin' on that glizzy? It's just,

Are you eating that hot dog? To, areacking on that glizzy see that was men in the 50s and this is men in the future this is literally men in the like 90s versus like two decades later hey are you eating that hot dog wow that resembles a phallus you must be a homosexual hey yo he macking on that glzy gay except it's them mimicking the um the uh not parks and rec oh yeah yeah Kim Jong when he's like gay

and then also and then one of them pulls their phone out is his name Kim Jong like Kim Jong Un not the same but and then uh one of the kids pulls his phone out with a soundboard of memes and plays the bruh sound effect isn't he also a doctor technically kim jong see look kim jong it comes up with kim jong no not with a u with uh o e o e n g yeah O-E. O-E-N-G? Yeah. Kim?

Or Ken? Ken! I'm so dumb, dude. Not fucking... His name's not Kim. Ken Jong. Ken Jong. What's a Ken Jong?

No. I don't know why I thought his name was Kim. Ken. Okay. Get this. He was born in... Wait for it. 19.

Hold up. 69. My odometer is... Whoa! He went to the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. What? Where my stepmother's from. Chapel Hill.

Wait, really? Yeah. Where my mom's from. Do you think they could have been two best friends? Two best friends. Two mom best friends. One's a stepmom. One's an actual mom.

Well, you could never be a real mother. How could you say that? Your stepmom's gonna listen to this And be like, God, my stepson's so funny And then he'll make that comment She can never be a real mom My dad and stepmom will never listen to this Yeah, well my parents will No, my dad won't

My mom will Our moms should just start having parties where they listen together His spouse is Tran Ho What? Is that another actress tran ho she has an imdb page she's a youtube doctor ken tran ho has been married to ken jong since september 2004 they have two children oh wow congratulations guys look how happy they are together hold up this is them at uh but at a city bank convention some five i don't know some thing it's a carpet event beautiful couple very beautiful couple i bet their children are beautiful as well

i'm not gonna i'm not gonna look up pictures of their children no i wasn't i i wasn't expecting you to i was just uh thinking about how I called him Kim Jong instead so that I feel stupid I feel very stupid I'm gonna go smoke up and then we'll continue this conversation ad reads? yeah sure is that a good time for them? okay

I gotta take a leak so we'll meet you back here this leak slash illegal drug break is brought to you by Eduardo dude you got it dude i love that you uh called out that reference of course man i know that reference it's in the trailer mark it is that's what i remember it from sorry i was where we're back but i was so it made me actually happy because i just was coming back to the podcast room and I was doing a very aggressive walk.

And I just went, Mark! And then Matt went, okay, Eduardo. And I was like, okay. Because it's from the trailer. And that's exactly because as a kid when you watch trailers, you just know them for those trailer moments. Which I was disappointed because I remember the live action Garfield movie cut out some of those trailer moments. Anyways, it's not, it's not a gripe, but. Right.

No, dude, I actually, I watched it kind of recently again. It's, it's a good movie. I like it. I do like it. Yeah. I think it's a, it's a, it's just, just a well rounded. It's nothing like mind blowing, but it's a, it's a good movie. And actually the director said he wants to. Fincher, right? Hmm? It's Fincher mind-blowing, but it's a good movie. And actually, the director said he wants to...

It's Fincher, right? Hmm? It's Fincher, right? David Fincher? Yeah. I don't know. I think so. Isn't that who directed the same?

He did Zodiac? Whoever made it said they're making a sequel to it with the same actors. Is his name David Fincher? I might be getting the first name wrong. I don't know. I'm high, so... Dude, I'm epic um i'm so epic right now that's the new euphemism that's the that's what those fortnite kids would be that's what those gen zers would be saying those tick-tocking freaks dude i'm so epic right now after boofing that kush yeah fight club dude oh

yeah well he wants to make a sequel with the same actors about what happens after that movie because I would say a lot more has happened since that movie than before that. Yeah. Became like a fucking world power. Yeah. And I like Jesse Eisenberg.

I ain't got nothing against the man. I like him in roles. There's this one movie he was in. Was it the one we saw together in theaters? No. American Ultra? That one was bad. That wasn't very good. Did we walk out of that? No, we watched it.

Did we watch the whole thing? I think we did, yeah. Because it had Joel McHale in it, right? As like the big bad kind of like... Oh yeah! And I love Joel McHale. Of course. Miscast, Icast i think yeah it's not necessarily his fault it's just it's just a not a good choice it was a movie called and he was the one that i'm talking about that i remember it was a movie called like adventureland had kristen stord in it and i it might have had ray and wilson as like one of. The logos that are around the globe, Adventureland.

Yeah. I never saw it, but I always wanted to. Because it reminded me of zombie, because I was like, oh, he's in Zombieland and Adventureland. And I watched Adventureland with my dad. It's not really a movie a teen boy wants to go see with his dad, I guess. What's in it? It's just kind of like a moody teen movie where it's just kind of like just a teen movie. So, like, there's underpinnings of fucking holy shit.

Ryan, not Gosling. I think Ryan Reynolds is in the movie as like Kristen Stewart's boyfriend or some shit. I'm on the cover, like, in my mind. Dude, Burt Reynolds was in it. Some buff guy is. Burt Reynolds was in Adventureland? Nah, I'm just fucking kidding. He's in Boogie Nights, which I watched this weekend again.

Dude, Boogie Nights has got to be... Never seen it. It's got to be in my top ten, honestly. Sorry. Never seen it. Well, I think you should watch it. Oops. It is in my top ten movies, I think.

Boogie Nights. Oh, I forgot to watch it again just now. Give me a fucking break here. Dude! Ow, that's my leg, man! You know what I'm saying? You're like, there's a mouth fully. No, it's so good, though.

You know what it's about, right? Yo mama? It's about good, though. You know what it's about, right? Your mama? It's about 1977. It's about the San Fernando Valley. Your mom from there? Nope. That's the valley north of L.A. Is she the valley?

Oh, my God. No, she's not, dude. Is that her nickname? That's not her nickname. But it's about a famous porn director and he meets mark so it is about your mom yes and mark walberg and just being obnoxious the protagonist is a huge penis stop don't don't do that one you're gonna say is that your mom too i literally set that one up for you i said the protagonist i would never say that about you i would never say your mom has a penis

well thanks man unless she wanted one well say your mom has a penis well thanks man unless she wanted one well if my mom wanted a penis then I'd praise that cock to the ends of the earth on my hands and knees man on my hands and knees brother

dude I was just eating these wrap snacks yeah sour cream with a dab of ranch Migos edition dude right here dude they were good they were good dabbing is a lifestyle i don't think they mean dabbing i think they like dabbing like

cartridges or like dab pens oh the first time i ever i'm so stupid i literally like this sounds dumb when i read that i thought they were literally talking about dabbing. Maybe they are. I don't know. Like weed dabbing. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. That's definitely what that is. Okay.

Dude, the first time I ever did a dab, like the wax, it was off of a broken wine glass bottle. And we heated up a kitchen knife over the stove and shit. You went a crack house no it was i was just i get you know college just college students that's the best i could explain that one just college students you know just the boys well this was in this was in my deep uh the Dark McGee saga. The Dark Ryan saga. It does play out like a-

We need more Dark Ryan lore. It does play out just like a pitiful, just try hard soap opera. Like, yeah, let me guess. He shaves his head next. Yep, yep. Cool. Does he smash stuff with a bat perhaps? Yep.

There you go. There it is. Let out that pain, brother. I never thought about how it kind of is. Yeah. Oh, man. Your life really do be a movie, bro. And then now it's like five years later.

And then it's like now I have a bigger beard and long hair. I can see how you've grown. I love that, dude. a bigger beard and long hair. I can see how you've grown. I love that, dude. I get emotional sometimes thinking about, like, if I, like, look in the mirror and I have this thought,

like, I just picture kind of, like, because I'm still me. Like, when I was a kid, it's not, like, a separate person. That was still me. And I'm just, like, I'm like, God, I still, like, think to this day, if, like, middle school Ryan saw, like, me, he me he'd be like whoa it would send fear down his spine i think i've i think i've said this sentiment before oh same same same with with little matt except he would just be uh just enamored by the fact that he was a youtuber

and and and knew knew the guys from smosh true no. No, legit. Like, if I was... You recently got on, like, Ian's stream. Yeah. Or the Smosh stream. The 15. He doesn't get full credit, the bastard. That son of a bitch. Have you ever met any of the other guys from Smosh? Like, the cast guys?

No, I haven't met too many people. Everyone I meet is essentially through you. Would you like to meet the president? Of the United States? I would like to. Yeah. I'm trying to think. No, the other... I think...

I met Justin and I's friendship blossomed. I mean, you met Justin. Yeah. Without me. Justin is a good old online friend you might know. He, rest his soul. Fragic. Yeah. I don't want to get into it.

The big poo-poo incident. Just make it so stupid. It's like, it's funny because it's like, there's potential there for you to say the big something incident and it would be so actually funny. But then it's just like the big poo-poo it's like there's potential for a joke but just fuck it man the big poo-poo incident but then it becomes a joke in a different way yeah it's alt comedy right right yes i love it did you hear something i thought i heard one of the sounds from the electronic fart machines I have. I didn't hear it.

And I saw Jackton walk in here while we were taking a break. Oh, wait, I hear it right now. Wait, say something. What? Yeah, I hear it too. I'm the one editing this. Just an annoying fart sound. Shut up, dude.

Are you flirting with me? Maybe a little bit. Are you like, shut up, man. I'm scratching the back of my head. I'm like, come on, dude. Shut up, dude. Are you flirting with me? Maybe a little bit. Are you like, shut up, man. I'm scratching the back of my head. I'm like, come on, man. God, I see those like the red anime blush popping up on your cheeks. No, I just have rosacea. There's this kid I knew back in like high school who had always just kind of like red cheeks.

I think it's like a thing with the blood. But yeah, I don't think, I don't know if it goes away as you get older. It might because I saw that kid not too long ago. He didn't have it anymore. Well, maybe they just grow beards. It's right here, man. That's how a lot of people like me deal with not having to keep up with any kind of like, oh, do I look good or not?

Not the beard. Just have a beard. Just have a beard. Cover my weird jawline. Yeah, I don't. I'll be beautiful. When's the last time I went completely clean shaven? Did I do it?

Coincidentally, the same week I had my mustache. Was that, like, this year? Or last year? That was earlier this year. I don't think we, did we film anything? Oh, yeah, the recent Drunk Johnny came out, I was more clean shaven than usual. My hair's so much shorter. Yeah.

You see how much time passed. I mean, I still have like my shadow. Your beard looks good. It's thick, actually. The hair and the beard combo, the long hair with the full beard. I just said, fuck it. I'm letting it all grow out. Let it all grow out, bro.

Maybe, maybe I'll cut the hair and just like be the big, big bald beard man. No, dude, you should start the big bald beard man what you should do is start from this moment never shave again and start taking biotin every day and then over super mega like two years in the future like you're just so hairy

like to the point where it's like actually gross and every time we have enough hair take it off and it's just like I have more than enough hair I have my than enough hair. I have my body hair, bro. I'm literally like we're kind of that the the Chad in the beta mean like, well, we are just the classic. I mean, Matt and Ryan from, you know, Baron is twink. I mean, it's the it's so fucking like this is why we live in a simulation because you and I are just another one of those

like that's placed in the world so they just work the tall one and the big one well we're placed in the world by a secret society that picks these things from earth put them together make them happen but they don't tell us because we need to feel like

we've earned it in a sense so then we can also feel like we didn't earn it ourselves. You know what I mean? What if we were like put into this position. Like we're plants. By like the Illuminati. But we don't even know. Like they just pulled all the strings for it all to work.

And Markiplier was in the Illuminati. And that's why he hired us. It's not a bad theory. Shit. Well, he didn't like you at first, so. In fact, if I remember, he had to be a little bit coerced into... Yeah, the Illuminati guys came to him and they're like, seriously, man. You're going to get a lot of money if you just hire this guy.

I know you don't like him, but please. You just pushed his buttons From this From the get From the get go Pushed a few Oh Oh Cause the first time we ever hung out I kept doing the like

Holy crap Are you Markiplier I did it like 12 times in one day And then when he Dude when he was leaving And you yelled it from the fucking Balcony Third floor of the balcony

At him Cause he was walking He didn't even turn around Just walking down a public street Dude I You know you as he was walking. He didn't even turn around. Dude, you know you press some of his buttons. I didn't know. I thought I was being a little clown. I thought I was being a little clown. It worked out still.

Dude, what if I hadn't been annoying that day? He might have just forgotten about me and never hired me. So what I was doing was I was trying to get his attention it was good reason he was annoyed it wasn't just like damn mark's being uncool it was just like it was i mean i guess he could have just went along with it but but i could understand how the same joke literally 12 consecutive times in a 20- Like a brand new person you just met. Like literally to me, I was just y'all's scrawny little friend with zero subscribers. How old were you at this point?

You were like 19. I was a 19-year-old weird kid who has a YouTube channel with like 3,000 subscribers maybe. And I'm just like this little kid. Hi, Markiplier. Now you're a blonde dude. Yeah, I guess I am. Can you ever, like, reach back in time to that feeling? Like, you just, like, clearly tried to envision you sitting in, like, your high school class.

And then you kind of, like, your heart just goes, whoa. Like, holy fuck. class and then you kind of like your heart just goes whoa like yeah holy fuck it's hard but like you can it's like it's a remnant but like you can faintly through your neurons in your brain like grab it for a second yeah and it's just like oh and then right afterwards it's followed by like this like five second feeling of just like oh it doesn't even have a word it's just this weird like nostalgic but like uh weird like whoa of like daunting in a sense yeah because because in that moment you feel the comparison of right then and right now yeah and that's what you're like holy fuck whoa and then your brain just goes back to the present i just had one of

those it was crazy what time i was thinking about like high school just kind of like that vibe and then sometimes another one that pulls me there's this specific one i mentioned it maybe on a stream or something. I think I can't remember, but there's this one specific like Barney Christmas special or whatever. It was like 1993. It was on a VHS and there's this specific, there's like a,

there's a snowman in it and it's Barney comes down the chimney and his feet. Like, it's like that, that visualization. I can, I can feel myself as like a, as a toddler watching that. And it's just like, holy fuck.

I don't have any memories. I can't envision a scene. But I can feel it. I can feel the vibe of that time. Which is funny because memories before you could really talk or communicate are just a feeling. Which makes me feel like, is that how cats and animals are? But I found all of my childhood things on YouTube. or communicate or just like a feeling which makes me feel like is that how like cats and animals are but I had I used to I found all of my

like childhood things on YouTube someone had like burned all the VHS's in a huge fire but I used to watch Thomas the Tank Engine

like the old ones that were narrated by Ringo Starr and George Carlin and oh shit I wonder if I still have that Barney VHS

you probably do. Or if we sold them all. Well, usually moms, I feel like... This is at my dad's. My mom, I think, keeps everything. I don't know. I don't know how much stuff that we have in our attic that is stuff from my childhood

that I want to go back through next time I'm home. Oh, I went home recently. When I went home this summer, I went through all my stuff in my room and I barely made a dent in trying to do anything with it because i just got so distracted by it i went back um i still have my you know those uh it's the simple just black and white looks like almost just the notebooks yeah the composition yeah yeah and it was from first grade and i was just like looking at this like time and place where i was just a moron i was just like look at this look at this creature try to speak it was

just like i have ones too where i try to form sentences and thoughts i looked at ones from preschool and ones from a kindergarten and like i'd write like twos backwards I'd write twos backwards and also I would confuse C's and K's all the time and like sometimes I have to look at a word three times and be like oh I see what I was trying to say and there's she would respond and I always loved the pens teachers responded

with because it was like colored pens it was like a bright neon pink or a green or a blue just it was it was beautiful it really like like a like a bright neon pink or a green or a blue just it was there's oh it was beautiful it really is like a like you're the the measly pencil and then the words of god come down except for for me it would be like because i got a 19 on my biology quiz and it'd just be like a did you ever do so poorly on a quiz or a test that like on the back the teacher wrote like a legitimate note yes yes like ah fuck

that's when you know that's when it's like ah one time i got like a blue penned essay on the back of one of my tests because that's just like i my mom cannot see this my mom sees that she's gonna be so upset i think the teacher's point was that i failed so hard at like writing an essay myself that they will easily respond with an essay and they just want why I was bad I just remember like dude I remember cuz I I always playing their adult mind games on us feeble minded children oh it's bullshit man hey I used to always get great grades until middle school started like elementary school cuz I mean the assignments like put the

square in the other square and then like middle school is like the mesopotamian so i started actually being like oh shit wait this is not that easy and it was uh i remember i had like a my high school was in trailers like there a main building, but then most of the class. Portables. Those trailers. The portables. Right? Isn't that what they're called? Like the gray beige ones?

Yeah. Where they were just like outside units for single classrooms that like had like their own AC units. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, those were my school. They had like wooden stairs that led up to them. Yeah.

The wooden stairs. Absolutely. And the doors, two doors. Or sometimes metal ones potentially. I don't know. Yeah, the wooden stairs. Absolutely. And the doors, two doors. Or sometimes metal ones, potentially. I don't know. Dude, I just want to get one of those and live in it. I had Spanish one class in one of them. And I just remember, oh, dude, me and this kid named Michael, we were, we hung out like

I think a few times outside of school but we were more friends within the class and I just remember like uh drawing penises with like using a pen on his like test

like as the teacher started to come around to pick it up so he would around to pick it up so he would have to like come up with some come up with some drawing or like cover it up as fast as he could

as fast as he could that's fucking genius I would wait till the teacher like started like picking it up. It's always like a ticking clock. The action here starts in a can. As he erased one, I would quickly

come over and draw another one. Most of the times I would use pencil, but you know when you erase something in pencil, you still see the ink in. So he would erase it. It would still be and the teacher thinks like maybe he just drew it and it was like ah maybe i should erase that dude you can't i've done guys i have we have a challenge for you those of you who are uh in high school on your friend's tests and work, try to draw the most grotesque, realistic penis. Don't do that.

And take a picture. That could be sexual harassment, Matthew. Then draw something else. Like the time, oh, I think I've told this before on the podcast. This is just like an influx of memories, like of times I got in trouble, which weren't that many. Write fail me. What? Write fail me. Write fail you? which weren't that many write fail me write fail you like write the words like fail me

it was um I told you about the one where me and um this kid drew like George Bush as a monkey and we got sent to like the principal's office and like we got chewed out and he told office and like we got chewed out

and he told us that like we could be arrested for this and this is a crime you told this in episode like 50 or something or in some one of the big let's plays and I just remember I think you told it in Pokemon or something and then just the fact like that he told you like you can get arrested

and imagining the secret service and like the FBI showing up to the school, like, putting you guys in clouds for joining George Bush as a monkey. Fox News is like, this is the picture that I didn't know. Before we show this image, we want to warn all of you to remove the kids from the room. If there's any children in the room, you might want to take them out for this. Anyways, so here it is. And it's George Bush.

I wish I could see that. Me too. It's history. But, you know, they just fucking threw it away. You know, he was like, this is my fucking shit. Because, like, back then at least, because this must have been in middle school, maybe. Oh, maybe for you. Because Obama got elected when I was in sixth grade for the first time.

Not Obama. George Bush. No, I know. So, might have been in middle school because I started middle school in sixth grade and you're older than me. Okay, yeah. So you were probably in eighth grade. I was in, really? Or when I was in sixth grade.

So I was still in middle school. But I remember it being like early, like when I was at, because I went to Crossroads Middle School in Irma, South Carolina, which is like. Represent. It's like where before high school starts or before like true late middle school starts, it was the sixth grade. It was the first time out of elementary school. So they have crossroads and it's the place where they get all of those students and just file them in for just that one year. And then they separate them to different like it'll be like Chapin High School, Dutch Fork, Irmo High School. Mine was just straight middle school, same place, high school,

same place. Oh, sorry, they don't go to the high school. There's Irmo Middle, and then, um, because the middle and high schools are, like, usually right next to each other. Middle school at the same school was only two years? So I did, uh, grades, um, you know, K through 5, or, I guess, yeah, K through

5 at, um, little baby school. Yeah, little baby school yeah little baby school and then I went to Crossroads for grade six and then I went to Dutch Fork Middle for seven and eight and then of course high school damn that's a lot of changing

I went to a I went to the same school six through twelve so like half of my schooling career. Did your middle school... It was combined middle school and high school. But did Crossroads do this thing where, I don't know if they still do it. They might still offer

it, but I want to see if they, you had some sort of program like this where they gave parents the option to separate their child into like a single gendered section so it's like just all girls they do classes with all girls or they're like no I don't

like they're there with all boys that's crazy yeah that's wild they used to do that for something else too or maybe that was a rumor and now like I'm spreading lies about this middle schoolers like we don't we never did that we're gonna get some huge fucking letter from a lawyer for some reason I remember where it's like oh that's why they're not having classes with me.

Because my mom wanted me to be. She said, I can't have my son around those females. Because it's. You know, boys are getting to that age. You just won't be able to help yourself. You're going to be out of control. So that's what they said at my school. Look what happened to that beautiful boy, Brock Turner.

See, boys will be boys. Look what they did to him in the media. Well, my favorite thing about Brock Turner is in a lot of law school textbooks, when it comes to the section about rape, they literally hit his pictures on the page. Good. So it's like, that's hilarious to me. Good. Maybe he shouldn like, that's hilarious to me. Good. Maybe he shouldn't have raped a girl.

No, you know, he was, he could have achieved a lot more in life if only his morals were straight. He's always going to be known as that. But he did achieve something. He achieved being the picture for, for rape. That's the pinnacle of his life. And the rest of his life is going to be a slide down from that event. Think about that. He's all like, even when he's 70, he's just going to be known as that famous rapist.

Yep. He's literally like his, his title is famous, rich, racist, rapist, probably racist. I would not be surprised.

I don't know. You never talked to the guy. Yeah, that's true. Hear him out. I'll sit down with him. We'll get him on the super mega cast next week. Get him on 60 minutes.

We'll get, we finally hear Brock Turner's side. It's like, yeah, I raped her. Like what other side is there? I'm a piece of shit. Well, next week, proud to announce Brock Turner guest on the Super Megacast.

We're going to finally hear his side. And maybe, you know, open our minds a little bit. So thank you guys for listening. Next week, we will see you here. Same place. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Black Friday,

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