supermegashow - EP 221 - This Is It

Episode Date: December 2, 2020

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We used to launch careers, now we just sustain them. And kind of kill them, too. Yeah. Not a very funny show, unfortunately. Sometimes, though. Sometimes, yeah, it is a funny show. I mean, that's just how it is, right? What are the odds that every single sketch you make is off especially when they only have a week to

pray to know us kids with problems gotcha buddy fucking asshole yeah I you know it but also sometimes I'm not gonna lie and I don't I don't want to sound like't want to sound like a Debbie Downer, but I watched some of those old SNL sketches, like the classics. And I don't think they're very funny. And everyone around me is like, oh, you know? Yeah. Well, I think it's like different humor of the time.

That's it's like, uh, just nostalgic. Yeah. Like one of the, one of the prime examples is, examples is Jim Carrey comedies for like Jim Carrey type comedies, the slapstick humor and all that. Those have kind of fallen out of fashion and these used to be popular and they still also tried to make like those weird concept, like nineties Jim Carrey movies, like liar, liar. They made yes, man. Didn't do well.

And like, you can't say liar,ar is like a great film compared to Yes Man I think they're both there's a lot of weird Jim Carrey like I Love You Man that's where he goes to jail no that's I Love Philip Seymour Hoffman it's I Love Philip Morris

I Love You Philip Morris some shit like that where he goes to jail I Love You Man is the one with Paul Rudd and what's his name? How I Met Your Mother, man. And he was also in the Muppets movie. Oh, Philip Seymour Hoffman. He kind of looks like a Muppet. No.

Neil Patrick Harris. Jason. Neil Patrick Harris. No, no. The one that. Neil Patrick Hoffman. The big doofy one. The big doofy one?

Yeah. Jason. I've never seen how i met your mother i think his name is jason how do you what is how i met your mother what's wait what is what is the premise of that stupid show how i met your mother that's exactly the premise is that really how did you how did you deduce that i just had you know i've been i've been thinking lately i've been working on my brain my brain juices i'm getting them flowing more people were upset with the finale.

Of how I met your mother? Yeah. How I met Philip Seymour Hoffman? What was the finale shitty? I mean I didn't watch the show. Give me your review. I only know about it because people bitch about it online. We should. So like that's what I know

about the plot. My mom watched it every now and then I think like or it was just on tv sometimes i had i just had an idea for a show we could do it's a it's like a show where you and i watched the first and the last episode of a tv show without ever seeing anything in between and then try to then try to sit down and figure out the like what what happened in between that would ruin so many shows we'd have to do just bad shows yeah well like because i wouldn't like imagine ruining breaking bad or even a movie like the first and last scene because breaking bad if you see the opening or like the first episode and then you see the last episode i bet you could you're gonna miss out on of course all the little details where you're gonna be like okay so he

spoilers so you kind of spoilers dude i'm gonna i'll bleep it he becomes a drug lord yeah dude he was always a drug lord at heart i can't i can't believe you would spoil that he becomes a drug lord not cool man i'm re-watching it right now really i'm still not at that point where i it has i have to be like i feel like it has to be longer for some reason yeah i just figured i was like yeah yeah, I'm bored. I'll do it. I'm in season three. Although it's been like, what, six years since I saw the finale? Oh, dude, then you're good, man.

Because I rewatched it last year too. The last time I saw it was when it aired. It still holds up, of course. Like, I still have it. I'm having a great time watching it. I remember binging that. I still haven't I'm having a great time watching it I remember binging that I think

I was going on like a Disney trip with my mom and my girlfriend was coming along with you know just as a third wheel she was the third wheel? yeah and I think yeah I just I started binging

it on an iPad during that road trip. Yeah? Yeah. I remember going to Disney, Disney World with a family friend, just me and him. And, well, the thing, the funny thing was, I thought he was my uncle. He was not my uncle. But that's a story for another day. But I went on a family trip with some friends, some family friends to Disney World.

And that's my story. Had a great time. That's perfect, man. Thanks, man. Okay. Someone animate that one. There's one time I went to Disney with a family friend. Clip that one, guys.

Matt's Disney World story. It's one time I went to Disney World with my family and my family friends. Matt's crazy Disney World story. Clip that one, guys. I want the clip channels, the highlight ones to be like, like, make a crazy thumbnail, like, Matt's crazy Disney World story. We don't really have, like, a highlights channel. Like, we do.

We have a channel that uploads a highlight every now and then. But we don't have like a dedicated like highlights channel like streamers have. Yeah. Well. Well also like we don't have a video portion. So it's hard to like just clip audio and have that be entertaining. But for some reason people come back to watch it. We got to do what every big video podcast does, where it's like,

anytime you mention something topical, we'll cut that as a clip. So like, let's say- We'll start doing that too. You know we're going to start doing that. Ryan McGee on the election. Yeah, watch. SuperMega's take on the election.

You're a prophet. Am I a prophet? Yeah, I'll be dressed in like a suit and I'll have like a, I'll have dyed my hair gold not blonde gold okay okay i'll be silver okay i'll dye my uh beard gold too that would look really sick i just have a gold hair like picture that just like not even blonde just gold like yeah your hair is legitimately like like golden yeah like it looks picture that just like not even blonde just gold like yeah your hair is legitimately like like golden yeah like it looks golden that's like some shit you'd unlock in a video game after

10 hours of grinding like oh i got the golden hair it's kind of what i unlocked that's something you would definitely thieves yeah that i mentioned last podcast how you've been playing more see if i have yeah i'm thinking of streaming more of it i know no crazy i enjoy i i thought that i was gonna be bored of it like once i got pirate lord and leveled up and got what i needed to get or whatever in terms of cosmetics but i'm still having a good good old time good old spanking time yeah we uh because usually i sail with like kelly and justin and one of her friends whether it's frank who's justin or joe oh frank's my friend too joe's also you know she's not really my friend i hate her i hate her fucking guts joe hope she never hears this

this is a real person what oh i saw joseph in the Technicolor Dreamcoat as a field trip in school. What is that? It's a play. It's a musical about Joseph in his Technicolor Dreamcoat. And, uh... Yeah? It was so bad, dude. It was just such a boring fucking play.

Technicolor what? Dreamcoat. Dreamcoat. Dreamcoat. You know what? You've heard of this, right? No. Joseph in his Technicolor Dreamcoat?

I've never heard of this shit. This is new to me. Dude, Joseph from the Bible and his coat of a million different colors. Technicolor. It's Technicolor. I'm not bullshitting you unless I'm getting the name completely wrong and this is just Joseph's Technicolor Dreamcoat? Joseph and the amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Wait. Coat or code? Coat. Wait, coat or code? Coat. Joseph Tech. So he has like a jacket. That's Technicolor. Dude, I forgot this shit existed. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat.

Musical by Tim Rice. What is the even plot of this? I saw this and this shit sucked. Like this shit was just so boring. But there was this one, I was in elementary school school and there was this woman that was in it and she was she was a goddamn sexy bitch damn and i remember just i i it sexually awakened me um let me just see what it's about the show has only a few lines of spoken dialogue it's almost entirely sung through i'm sure that was fun as a kid i don't understand

what i'm not i don't want to read the fucking acts like act one act two he's in there like a synopsis on wikipedia or something yeah but it's so long well then you don't have to read it then it's fine i'm thinking about reading the whole thing maybe no you can if you want it's won some awards got a film starring danny osmond danny elfman it just wasn't very good i thought i was bored by it i thought it was a damn boring play and i'm not afraid to say it you know i'll come out there and publicly say joseph and his stupid technicolor dream coat was this bad play sorry no i was just thinking of a world where like i was excited because i like wasn't doing much outside of super mega or anything so i decided to be in a play called joseph and his

amazing technicolor dream coat but you were keeping it a secret no now that i hear that you hate it i'd keep it a secret 100 but you're like i'd never invite you into hearing what you just said about it what you what you wanted to like you're playing joseph yeah but just imagine i was like i was going to invite you that's like a big surprise like hey man now hearing this show i want to show i want to show you something about myself and you and you never see it because i'd be too embarrassed and you're going to win like a tony and everything you just have to keep it a secret from me because you're just so ashamed. Why don't we just put on a. OK, so you know how schools can put on like a like a licensed play.

A licensed play. Yes. When schools put on plays like I have to license it. So like when my elementary school put on the Jungle Book, I remember they had to license it. And they had these official script books that were books that were, like, from a company. Like. Which is stupid. Could we technically just, like, license a play and put it on?

Could you and I just license, like. Why wouldn't we write our own play? Because, dude, I would rather license it because that's a lot easier. Not if. What if I want to put on joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat do you think it would be possible if like you you and i like got a general idea down and we got actors and stuff but we told everyone this is just a giant improv show and and we could trick the audience to thinking it was a scripted play we wrote but we were just fucking

just ham fisting they're like it felt so raw we're just hoping that the actors are good enough i just felt like i was there like i felt like they were coming up with it on the spot didn't feel i couldn't see the words on the script and we only ever do one free form of we ever do one showing and it's just amazing so it's always just known in history. It's like they wrote the most incredible play. Wow. And never did it again. Did it again. But little do they know. Reminds me of that wonderful Nathan for you where he has to make, what is it? To be able to smoke inside a bar, he staged it to be like a play.

Oh, so it's like a play. Yeah. Like the characters are smoking. it to be like oh so it's like a like a play yeah like the characters are smoking he has a new video that just came out that's uh it's like him uh it's like a nine minute thing where it's a promo for that new show how to with john wilson which he's the producer of uh which i watched the first episode of it's funny but it's just this video about nathan fielder running like a TikTok house with all these like young, like 17 year old, like boys. Really? It's really, really funny.

I watched it last night before I went to bed. Dude, you've been you've been on TikTok a lot more, haven't you? I have not actually. Not at all. No, no. I thought you made an account and shit. And I never went on. Oh, you did.

I did that. You've been recognizing songs from tiktok well it's because i jackson and everyone i always hear tiktok around me yeah and i and people always text me tiktok so i'll like click it and watch it so i send you some every now and then i like the ones of jacob sartorius thanks man what a character he's really he's really into smoking weed now he really likes smoking weed yeah yo man I was high

as fuck the other night who could have predicted that an asshole teenager would have turned out to be an asshole adult oh dude isn't he 18 now

he's 18 now yeah so he's just we could say what so he's just an asshole now so now it's not oh you can't just he's a kid

dude could you imagine if you were his age? Now we can just be like, he's just a pretentious douche. If I was his age and had like $7 million, wow. I'd probably be a pretentious douche too if I got as famous as he did at his age, doing what he did. Hey man, watch out for those eyes. I made it sound like he started like on a pole or something. Oh dude, I think he's an innovator. He was on, was it Musically

and then Vine or Vine and then Musically and then just, he took the world by storm, man. I don't know, man. How come they haven't made a documentary about Jacob Sartorius? You know, Justin Bieber has like what, two fucking documentaries already? It'll be a biopic about Jacob Sartorius. Lady Gaga has a documentary. no katie perry had a documentary remember when that was the

popular thing the 3d documentaries that would come out like about michael jackson or katie perry or justin bieber 3d i don't know but do you remember that i do yeah you don't see those anymore you don't see like featuring this concert in 3d don't you want want to see Billie Eilish in 3D? Why don't they just like go to see the concert? Why? I don't want to go sit in it. I did see This Is It in theaters. Michael Jackson. I saw that in theaters.

I know a lot of people. A lot of moms did. I went with my friend's mom and my friend. I saw the Justin Bieber documentary in theaters. Really? Never seen it. The one where he's wearing purple. Yeah, no, I remember that one.

Yeah. That was his look for a while was the flippy brown hair and then the purple jacket hoodie. Yeah. I mean, you couldn't, you couldn't go wrong with that look. Did you ever see This Is It? The Michael Jackson one? Because it came out after he died. Dude, as a a kid i was always creeped out by michael jackson so i couldn't get back i couldn't develop this uh this love i guess for him because like i don't know i like i heard his

music and like i have an affinity for his music because i didn't know you know who he was at the time i was listening to it um but like whenever i would see him on tv and he would talk i would just be like what the fuck is is going on here's the thing y'all regardless of of where you stand on it on on if he did it or not no he acted weird the man was creepy he taught i know like unfortunate that's probably an unfortunate byproduct of like his upbringing yeah but like from my perspective as a kid I'm just saying how I felt at the time it was creepy there's no there's no way around it you can't be like no he was beautiful he he had a beautiful voice beautiful and and if the allegations are false then he had a beautiful soul beautiful childlike soul but he's still creepy he still

acted in a creepy manner i'm not gonna say he was inherently a creepy dude but he acted in a creepy way i don't know maybe from a kid's at least from little boy ryan's perspective even now i feel like if i hung around him i'd feel uneasy but luckily we don't have i mean not luckily i mean like we're not having to be put in that situation not i mean our managers are forcing us to hang out with michael jackson's hologram kanye west did a hologram of kim kardashian's father and was like hey kim it's your dad happy birthday you know i wish i could have seen you grown up all these years. It's just like, I wish like, could you imagine if like one of your parents dies and as a gift to you, I like act in it. So it's like my voice, but it's like a hologram of your dad is like, hey, champ, you fucking fairy. I miss you so much.

It's just like the old time. I really, my favorite thing is that because Kanye got It's just like the old times. I really, uh, my favorite thing is that, cause Kanye got it for her at the very end. He's like, and think about how crazy it is. You're married to the most successful man on the planet. Oh, didn't he? Oh, yeah. I know that's Kanye probably like, ah, this is a

funny little joke. No, I don't think he thinks it's a funny joke. I think he's like, she needs to realize that I'm the most genius on the planet. So I'm going to use a hologram of, that is just fucking Black Mirror psycho, like manipulative shit. I know it probably comes because let's be honest, he's not a supervillain. Kanye West probably has like a, like us, he thinks like a child. He works in the entertainment industry.

So at least we have that in common. Very childlike way of thinking. So, you know, it's like, oh, I see the hologram of his dad. And then he gets a little jealous. He's like, oh, man, her dad looks handsome in this hologram. Maybe I need to remind her who she's married to. I don't know. He gets jealous of, like, the fucking dead dad's hologram.

Oh, my God. The most successful man on the history of the face of the earth. Dude, I just got like a wave of panic and anxiety thinking about like. I saw that on your face. If this clip ever were to like grace the ears of a Kardashian and they like called it out. I'd delete my Twitter. I'd delete my Instagram. We would just be absolutely...

I would go offline. You can still find me on Twitch. Nah, dude. I might. What would you do? Would you just be like, ha ha, take it? If the Kardashians called us out? And sent a wave of people going like,

how dare you speak about my dead hologram father like this? He looked handsome. I'd try to have some fun with it, maybe. I think I'd just be too anxious. The Kardashians are rich enough to fucking put a hit on you. You know, if politicians can kill people

for political purposes, I'm sure the Kardashians can kill you for petty purposes. Do you think they've had people killed? The Kardashians? In a way, they did through their family lineage of defending oj simpson i wish that in the hologram he was like and by the way oj is innocent oh my dude that would have been big or what if he used it as like a campaign ad at the same time for like kanye 2020 2024 you're married to the future president of

the united states kim you will be the first lady just i just he went on joe rogan you know that recently a few weeks ago yeah and it's just like god gave him a vision in a shower to be leader of the free world. And you think that's crazy? No. I mean, if you look at, if you, honestly, if you look at the history of people who have run this country, it's, it's, it's what, I don't think it's us taking a hit in any.

What do you mean? No, dude. What about the presidents whose teeth were falling out and they'd use the the teeth of their fucking slaves i really they were good men you gotta respect them i don't care what side you're on that was the president i don't i know he owned slaves and had and and had a lot of you know you know affairs with slaves outside of his marriage but you need to understand he's the president so you got to respect that exactly let's not even talk about the the the american president who incinerated a japanese civilian population no but that son of a bitch obama barack hussein obama had that

that goddamn tan suit on that goddamn Muslim of all the fucking things Fox could get him on I don't know I feel like they should have focused more on the politics of the drone strike shit but I guess maybe they're pro or they probably did but like what that's because like Republicans

drone strike just the same that's an issue that drone striking brown people is an issue they can agree on. Yeah, true. Something they can come to some middle ground on. Yeah. Well, I feel like they did call them out on everything probably too. I don't have a stream in my head of

I don't watch Fox News to begin with so I'm probably I'm throwing stones. You have one in the living room, one in the living room one in your bedroom and one in your game I see Fox News probably a very nice wonderful news source I'm sure like everyone is

I go to Newsmax now for my news I go to the Daily Wire no I go to the Daily Beast for my for my daily news dude I'm going beast mode right now dude are you going beast mode actually i get updated through the stuckman newsletter once a once a week chris stuckman types up a uh a recap of the world news from his perspective

could you dude i wish yeah so this week in the middle east why isn't he streaming does he stream he probably watches netflix if he streams he shouldn't stream video games he should stream himself just commentating on things on the internet i'd love to watch it i feel like that's where he'd shine a stream of like chris uh stuckman just like browsing bestgore.com and just like commentating on it. Like, oh man, he got too close to that generator. Wouldn't want to do that one. Oops. He's a tall motherfucker.

I saw him once at a con. I've said this before. He's like over six foot. I just remember he's a big dude. Hey Siri, how tall is Chris Stuckman? God damn it. You got to ask it? I asked, but it decided to ignore me.

Yeah, it does that. Google it. Just, you know, how? How tall? Is Barron Trump? That's the first thing that comes up. And I'm an epic 5'11". Dude, Barron Trump?

first thing comes up and i'm an epic 511 dude baron trump when's the last time you saw a seventh grader that's like six four baron trump is so tall how tall is chris duckman sorry i got y'all know there was that one tall fucking kid though in our school right yeah yes dude there was also that kid sometimes it'd be the same one but but that kid that like seventh grade looked like he was 30. Like he'd have like a fuck. His jaw would be fucking a square. What? No, I just the Chris Stuckman Wikipedia page came up first. And there's a section like below where it's like the tiny little facts.

Yeah. And I misread total views for net worth. And it's at 582 million. And I was like, holy shit. But like how tall is six four? four yeah he's a tall dude i'm telling you when i saw him i was like holy fuck my brother-in-law is six five and he's uh you met him he's six five and he's skinnier than me and it's like he's a skinny dude taking Taking shots? No, no, no, no, no, no. Are you going to fight him during the holidays now?

No, I'm not going to see him on the holidays. I was, but now, but this is my chance to bulk up. So next time I see him, I can really kick his ass. Right now it's like two stick bugs fighting. Yeah. But the next time you see him, which will probably be mid next year. Yeah. Right.

When all this is done. Fingers crossed, man. Baby. Let's get that vaccine, baby. Let me suck that shit down, man. Put it in a baby bottle. Stick it up my ass. I don't care.

Just get that vaccine in my bloodstream. Full blast, baby. Full blast. I will boof the vaccine, dude. I will drink a glass. full blast i will boof the vaccine dude i will drink a glass i'd love to boof the vaccine that's the that's a way more direct shot to your like line to your bloodstream and i and i don't like needles you don't like needles so why not do that why can't they just like put it in like a liquid form maybe like even like put it in like everyone gets a fucking like

make it a fun funny little thing come on give everyone a corona beer with the corona vaccine in it and then people could like fucking butt chug it and get it instantly because you know how you know how instantly you become drunk oh yeah something yeah i mean i've never done it but yeah i saw steve-o do it yeah dude that would be so funny if they got Corona beer to sponsor the virus. Not the virus. To sponsor the vaccine. Yeah. And then, dude, the vaccine, like the shot looks like a tiny little Corona bottle with the logo on it.

Yep. And you go. You have some fun with it. You can suck it up. You can put it in your bum. You can put it in. Those are the two ways. Put it up your ass or you can suck it up. You can put it in your bum. You can put it in. Those are the two ways. You can put it up your ass or you can suck it up.

Most people choose sucking it up. But I'm going to be one of the people that's going to be first in line for putting it up the ass. I just feel like inserting something into my ass when my friends are circled around me. I guess people butt chug. Is it like, oh, we're going to stick a bottle in our friend's ass? I think it's more of a funny thing than a, like, hey guys, you want to get drunk? But like, even so, your asshole has to dilate a good bit for that bottle to even get in there a little bit. Not a huge amount. More than your average.

Well, think about when you take a shit. Think about the. Shit is soft. It's not glass, Matt. Not for everyone. It's not solid like glass. Glass retains all of its fucking structure. I promise you I could stick a Corona bottle in my ass.

No, we all could. I'm saying that, like, sticking a solid object in your ass is a lot different than poop coming out of your ass. That's true. And I get nervous at the, you know, the glass in my ass. That's why people have to use butt plugs. I get very nervous. They wear them've seen you've seen them all all these people in fucking uh hollywood these liberals with their fucking butt plugs you know all these boys in skirts wearing their like rick and morty butt plugs his cowboys were there no my dad used to wear when we go out and i i remember you can see it through the pants a little bit. It's more the idea of inserting glass into my ass.

You know? Seen that video? Of course I've seen that video. We've all seen that video. Name a shock video, I've probably seen it. Have you seen the one where the dude like He lived.

Have you seen the sandbox one? Yes, I've seen that one. Oh, that one sucks. I've seen that one sucks that one how I don't know how I don't want to know how I do those see I was like stick with you I was BME and and and two girls one cup and then I was in okay and then mr. hands and then I was out oh the BME pain Olympics yeah that was like my first one yeah my. My first one was, I think, Lemon Party. Was that actually real or did it prove to be fake? The Pain Olympics?

Yeah. No, I think it's really a dude cutting his pork and beans up. Oh, damn. Poor guy. Well, I mean, he's the one that did it. Yeah. So. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't think he's really, you know, too upset about it because he thought it would be funny for some internet points. It was shocking. It was very shocking. I was like, damn, he really be cutting off his penis. I know, dude. Chopping. Sorry, he was chopping off his penis. He was having fun with it, man.

Wasn't he like, was it real though? I don't know. How would you be able to get past the pain? was it real though i don't know how would you be able to get past the pain like the like imagine like picture real quick being kicked in the nuts now picture cutting your balls off and like hat like fucking hacking away at it maybe you could take something maybe you can numb yourself up bme pain olympics real i gotta i gotta see this now is it real I'm looking it up what are people saying

check Snopes dude much of the video is fake some of the amputation was real though I don't understand how wait wait wait wait wait wait there's a Wikipedia page Shannon Larratt was the creator former editor and publisher of

BMEzyne an online magazine for coverage of extreme body modifications I'm just looking up a real quick the penis video I hope this is a long wikipedia page I can't find it

you can just do BME Pain Olympics Wikipedia. I looked up BME Pain Olympics real and it was just a bunch of garbage. If anyone knows, the guy's listening right now. Maybe he's a big fan of Super Mega. True. Meatspin

was actually the first one I probably saw. Meatspin doesn't count. That's just kind of like a, oh, dude. Oh, man. It's just, you spin me right around. How did you get up to 500 spins, dude? Then lemon party. Remember lemon party?

Yeah. I'd say that one's worse than. Dude, meat spin's not even, I would say, even close. It's just a bunch of old men sucking each other off. Yeah, that one's worse than... Dude, meat spin's not even... I would say even close to that. It's just a bunch of old men sucking each other off. Yeah, that one's funny too. You know what one was bad though? It was Blue Waffle. That's disgusting.

That one was... That was like the first one. I was in high school, I think, when that was going on. I was young and it's like, look at Blue Waffle. I know. Blue Waffle. And that was probably the first picture I ever saw of a vagina, so.

What? That really freaked me out, man. In high school? No, no, no, dude. Blue Waffle's old. Is it? Yeah. Very old. Fuck, maybe I can't remember, dude.

Shit's disgusting. Sometimes I mix time frames. And then from there, my sensitivity to the internet only got better. Oh, yeah. Because they had sites started to be dedicated to that and they had um even subreddits dedicated to that but not any well slash super mega

yeah you know you know how it is but there's a there's a lot there's actually a wikipedia page for shock videos so we should all uh we should do a live stream we just watch them all okay we can live stream on pornhub how quickly would we get banned on pornhub non-pornhub if it's gore stuff

probably you can get banned oh you're right is there no like i don't think there's gore on free stream site is there a way you could just stream yourself on the internet watching it then just use your uh your own website yeah come to supermegashow.net where we'll be uh running the gauntlet and oh also thank you to everyone who uh decided to purchase some merch for their for their black friday thank you guys christmas gift for real the support is immaculate we worked very hard on this merch and seeing you guys uh enjoyed so much got us real excited to do more in the future. So keep your eyes peeled.

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Too busy filming videos. Too busy playing video games fuck yeah too busy reading our lines for joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat and too busy watching the bme pain olympics all at the same time i'm too busy reading the bill of rights and trying to memorize the Constitution back to front. Tell me, what's the preamble? It starts with, sorry, let me clear my throat. All men are epic and created equal under God, and therefore we shall be given land except for those dirty people who we will enslave. Amen. Right? Yeah.

Imagine word for word that. I mean, it's like, would you be surprised? No. You go to the constitution or the bill of rights and you read the preamble. You're like, Oh,

let's see. Let's see what, like what, what, what kind of inspirational shit there is. And just this like tiny little two sentence thing, like all men are epic. Essentially,

basically in like short form. That's's that's what it is yeah i had to memorize the preamble in seventh grade and recite it to my teacher as like some like assignment do you still know any of it no and uh do you know any of the magna carta no i don't know any of the magna carta it's a shame i don't even know what the magna carta is what is the magarta? It's kind of like the... Not precursor. I guess precursor to the Constitution. Is it like they... Like what they wrote, they were like, we're gonna go...

These are the rules! Like when they first got here and then they, you know, they evolved it, like think of Pokemon, into the Constitution. Or some shit like that. Okay. Then they really put an Everstone on the Constitution. I really... god's in the constitution so he's real sorry shit then why did they so so if god's not real then why did they mention him in the constitution damn it anyways go on matt like a debate on stage like

you're right i had to memorize the preamble and i remember i went up and i sat down in front of my my teacher and her little trailer and she was bill man the christian man versus bill nye the science guy bill nan the christian man bill nye the science guy it's perfect but basically i got so nervous i said the first i was like we the we the peep i got so nervous and she's like matthew go sit down at your desk you take you take you take a minute to catch your breath and then you come back and do it again and i was like okay so i went back down to my desk and and she called me back up she's like matthew go eat a banana because bananas contain a chemical that will calm your nerves potassium i don't know and

i did i remember in in uh honey i shrunk ourselves they had to feed the big kid a big banana so he was a normal size kid it was a normal size banana but they were small so they were big that's right yeah but i then the sister had to like force him to chew. You remember that scene? Passed out on the kitchen floor? I don't remember that specific scene, to be honest. It's unfortunate. It's a beautiful scene.

No, I know. I'm sure it sounds like a beautiful scene. It sounds very touching, very moving. But I did. I went back and I read the preamble like six out of ten. So I ended up doing it. You got a six out of ten. That's a 60.

That's an F. I don't know why that's an F because six out of ten is i ended up doing it you got a 6 out of 10 that's a 60 that's an f i don't know why that's an f because 6 out of 10 is more than half 6 out of failing should be anything below half you know i'm saying yeah they don't want stupid people running this country oh oh oh wait oh oh oh oh sound the alarms oh i don't the stupid alarm i don't get why 69 was an f in south carolina like bro that's seven tenths like of oh yeah 70 is well not anymore they changed it right yeah a little bit i think nine okay 90 to 100 right then 80 to 9 80 to 89 or 79 to 80 80 to 89 but when we were in school

remember it was like 93 was the last chance was the A 85 was the last way to get a B and it's like 69 that's still 7 tenths

of 100 that's like 75 was a D right yeah is it a C now or is it still a D I don't they should just go

by the 10 points I always know that no 80 it still a D? They should just go by the 10 points. I always know that. No, 79 is a D. Dude, I love it. Because 80 is C. It's the last C, right? I think so. So D is 70 to 79.

Yeah. But failing is still 60? 69 and under. I always say, why don't they have E as a grade? A, B, C, D, F? Go straight to F. Come on. Where's the E?

Where'd the E go? Huh? Tell me that. I can, like, pull back. Foreskin. Yeah, I can. I don't have foreskin. That's a shame.

Yeah. You can pull back what, though? I forgot. Something. I was reaching into my childhood. I was grabbing that sucker by his polo shirt and his pocket watch necklace that he wore for a week in elementary school for some reason.

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we've entered the last month of 2020 oh time has gone by so fast that's what she said stop it I'm excited that it's the end of 2020 I'm just ready for a brand new something new just something new

just a new a reset i don't yeah a new bugatti would be cool too yeah you know but i i i know like it's not really nothing's really going to change when it's 2021 but just being out of 2020 will feel good just because all of 2020 is sent. Well, I feel like, okay. We went to Vegas. We went to universal with the boys. Universal with the boys. And then nothing else.

Well, Justin came and visited. Yep. With Kelly. So we had a good, we had a good first little, uh, you know, and then the rest of the year was uh feces and you know yeah so now uh really it's just it's exciting to

because this year's just been a big i picked doo-doo sandwich so it's exciting to start something new poopy stinky stinky there was doo doodle and feces thrown all over the wall. It's disgusting. It really smears everywhere. It has a smell. Is it good enough for you? It has a smell. I love Michael Jackson, man.

Yeah, I know. He's dead. He'd still be coming out with shit. Think about that. Wouldn't he? When he's old? Yeah. Old people come out with shit

all the time yeah dude he'd be like uh he'd be 62 this year you never stop you never stop being a musician what would michael jackson look like as an old man you know like like if he if he'd lived i wonder what he would have looked like so wait was there ever a solidified answer for like, like his death? Skin pigmentation shit? No. It's still just up in the air? Well, he said he had vitiligo, I think is what it's called.

But like, is that like, is it just people being mean? Being like, okay, Michael. Or is it like legitimately like, uh. I think, and I might be wrong, but what I think I heard was that. Which a lot of the times. We both are. I am wrong. A lot of the time.

I think that there wasn't any evidence that he had that or something. And more people think that he bleached his skin. Mm-hmm. But I thought the bleaching skin thing was the rumors. Like, oh, he bleached his skin. He wanted to be more white. Well, I mean, i could see that fully because i mean like he what a transformation of a of a of a person right it's just weird there's this one period where it just jumped

i searched michael jackson's skin and some minecraft skins came up so i know in the next episodes of minecraft i'm just gonna do a to do a different Michael Jackson skin for five episodes but health and appearance of Michael Jackson skin color let's see dude that's a badass outfit though when you look dude this was the coolest look for Michael Jackson oh that one where he has like the one glove but he already got like

plastic surgery stuff done yeah reason you got that stuff done other than like celebrity plastic surgery yeah does he actually have some sort of medical or was it just like... No, no, no. I mean, it's just insecurity. You know the biggest thing I know him for is the blanket incident. Oh, look a blanket.

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and likely skin whitening prescription creams to cover up the uneven blotches of color caused by the illness. Oh, so he, instead of just being blotchy, he just went fully white. That makes sense, I guess. Okay. Okay. Huh. Uh. Yeah, dude, he, he had a, uh, oh, okay, wait, wait, wait. While preparing for a series of comeback concerts scheduled to begin in July 2009,

2009, Jackson died of acute propofol and benzodiazepine intoxication after suffering cardiac arrest on June 25, 2009. His personal physician was convicted of involuntary manslaughter in his death, sentenced to four years in prison.

So technically, Michael Jackson was murdered? Or no, murder has intent, right? Yeah, he wasn't. He was manslaughter. Because I guess the doctor was giving Michael his milk. That's what he called it. Yeah. He's like, it's my milk.

I need my benzodiazepines. It's my milk. And then he, you know, ended up, whoop. Because I guess he needed that to sleep. Yeah. Which benzos, that's like xanax and stuff so it's like a mixture of drugs and then his doctor was like here you go michael oh no michael no not that much michael and uh unfortunately uh there goes the king of pop the prince of

doctors fall oh he went to jail yeah dude just imagine being the dude that killed michael jackson no that's a that's a heavy weight to shake off your shoulders. I can't imagine. I can't, dude. I never even met the guy. Yeah, so I am actually, you might have heard of me. Like on a speed date? Yeah, so I actually am, I'm a doctor, or I was a doctor, first of all.

And I'm the, I'm actually Michael Jackson. Well, I was Michael Jackson's main physician. Have you ever heard of Michael Jackson? Yeah, you have? Okay, well, funny thing about that. I used to know him. Did you know that? like going like Tim Allen going to like some hoedunk like town

and they like cook his eggs wrong or some stupid bullshit like that and then he goes he just he just uh he just turns to hey what's with the eggs and they go sorry uh sorry sir sir I'm more than

just that. Sorry, what? You don't know who I am. Does Buzz Lightyear ring a bell? I wonder if actors have ever used their childhood characters uh an intimidation definitely dude definitely i have any idea who i voiced i bet actors do that shit all the time do you have any idea who i voiced i was woody dude if i if i voiced a famous cartoon character that didn't sound like my voice i would you won't get back in that box it would never it would never not be entertaining for me to do that to people.

Not in a mean way, but just like, do you have any idea who I am? Not, not like that, but like just to like, if I was SpongeBob's voice, just to bust it out on a waitress,

like, thank you. Or like if someone asks, like, uh, if they start getting a clue, like, are you that person?

We like do the voice back and like freak out. Like the Bart Simpson woman. I was literally just thinking about that. She's weird, man. How she just goes up to people and is like, Hey man, you're cool, bro. Do you know who I am? I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

Ha ha. Ha ha ha. No, really. Are you talking about that one video where she's doing it to the guy? Oh, that's a good impression. No, I'm really bart man haha oh are you oh wow oh my god eat my shorts oh wow she's a scientologist she she got in trouble for all that shit because she was using bart simpson's voice unauthorized for scientology voicemails about events and stuff. Scientology has been laying low for a bit. I haven't seen them acting up.

I mean, they're acting up consistently, constantly all the time. But, you know, people have calmed down. You know, people are bored of Scientology. People just need to stop asking where Shelley Miscavige is. She's fine. Stop worrying about it. The president of Scientology, his wife. yes, she's been missing for eight years. Yes, there's been no investigation into it, but she's fine.

Her friends even said they tried to contact her and then they said that her husband said, no, she's just busy. They're coming after you. Not coming after me. Do it. Don't. Don't do that. that's just a joke you know how much they have they have all the money in the world they beat the irs yeah very powerful they might just throw a lawsuit your way why shits and giggles i mean you just stated facts that's the thing she has been missing for

like eight or so years and not even her close friends or family have been able to get in contact. Don't worry about it. And then the church just says, you know, she's been very focused on her work. Yeah. She's a dedicated artist. Yeah. Think about it. She's working very hard.

I don't think she's dead, but I think she's maybe being held somewhere. Like the hole. The hole? Yeah. Like it puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again why not make them cockney oh I'm just trying

something new a new accent if you like it no the hole is that place near Riverside where it's that it's like that compound of the trailers is that where they throw the people who misbehave it's like it's like a prison that's did she have a history of misbehaving you know how women will

be right do you remarry no uh but you saw going clear right the hbo documentary yeah it's there's a part in that with like the musical chairs remember that stuff where basically it's like a detention camp or it's like it's like a re-education camp that they send people to against their will and then they're they're there for you know and they're kind of tortured uh it's just in general just a very manipulative it's literally it's it's legal and it's there right now this club and that's probably where she is or let's just say maybe she got in touch with Michael Jackson's doctor you know such a poor taste

what is what do you mean this poor woman's life now it's probably gone through so much mental trauma I just genuinely wonder where she is it's crazy but like no one that the thing it's fucked up is that no one will like no one looks into it just because psychology is so scary if you care so much

Am I gonna I'm gonna Do a super mega series. I Didn't say super mega. You don't want to help you like you need a you don't help me find this missing woman Well, I feel like you you know you after ouch. What can you possibly do and I feel like this is the only next best thing i'm i'm seeking the the first uh feature yes from shelly miss cabbage yeah in a commercial song so i need to get in touch with her really bad oh god dude are they gonna are they gonna look in our windows at night now we live in the city of Scientology. I know.

Someone in my neighborhood right down the street from me has a huge Scientology magnet on their car. So, you know. It is interesting because they do feed off of like your neighbor. They feed off of them to I guess keep the people like Tom happy keep the higher ups happy I just that's why I can't watch Tom like he's in one of my favorite

movies but like I still have a hard time kind of getting over the fact like after all the things I've heard about him yeah I have the same thing with little Bill oh my god yeah that was a hard one for me too but basically i can't watch that show now i used to watch it all the time i can't watch that shit at all man knowing knowing what little bill does when he grows up it just completely ruins it is it little bill little bill little bill uh little bill hey little baby it is no it's little bill little bill it's little bill Little Bill. Lil Bill? Hey, Lil Bill.

Maybe it is. No, it's Little Bill. Is it Lil Bill or Little Bill? It's Little Bill. I'm thinking of the logo. And I don't think of Lil. I think of Little. Well, I think of Little Bill too.

But you don't say Lil Wayne. You say Little Wayne. Say Lil Wayne. No, you say Little Wayne. No, you don't. Yes, you do. Not if you know his name. It's pronounced Little Wayne. It's pronounced Lil Wayne. It's Little Wayne no you don't yes you do not if you know his name it's pronounced Little Wayne

it's pronounced Lil Wayne it's spelled L-I-L but it's it's pronounced Little Wayne well I'm not gonna pronounce it like that yes you should

yes you are well he he should I know he may he's like oh the name doesn't look as cool if it's spelled Little but it's

imagine if it was Stuart Lil Stuart Lil yeah hey what's up guys i'm stuart lil lil no i i just i just wanted to you know i don't think it's a surprise they got a white mouse is all i'm saying i i i want to i really want to just convince some impressionable youth out there that it's just it is little wayne instead of lil wayne so they just start you're trying to gaslight me i was yeah yeah but i was also trying to gaslight the audience too oh no it's little way no i heard on a podcast it's actually little way little marlin wayne little marlin you know yeah you know him that guy like the waynes brothers like marlin wayne and uh what's the other what's what's the other one i don't know there's a

bunch of them there's like three of them. Is one of them in Big Mama's house? Maybe. Two of them are in Little Man. Okay yeah. I feel like those were definitely made by the same people. Big Mama's house and Little Man. Little Man. Do you remember Little Man?

Yeah why have we not watched it? Did you see Little Man in theaters like I did? Oh you saw it in theaters? I saw Little Man in theaters baby. Damn. If I could go back in time. Did you see Little Man in Theaters like I did? Oh, you saw it in theaters? I saw Little Man in Theaters, baby. Damn. If I could go back in time. Did you see The Pacifier in theaters? With Dwayne The Rock Johnson? No. With Vin Diesel?

No, I didn't see that. I watched that one at my cousin's house in Seattle years ago. Did you see Sharkboy and Lava Girl? Of course I saw Sharkboy and Lava Girl. Did you see What's Going On Now? Yeah. The new one? Yeah. We Could Be Heroes?

How come Taylor Lautner's not in it? What has he been in? That would be great for his career. It's like, honestly, when these stars... It would honestly have made him way more popular. Oh, yeah. Would these child stars go back and reconnect like in a like on the nose way?

Like Rebecca Black is big again. Dude, I remember he was in one of the most fucking awful, most unforgettable movies movies Taylor Lautner it was like after the twilight shit ended and you know they all started doing their separate projects well he of course went into action movies cause

he looks the way he does he's handsome yeah and it was just so fucking bad it was just like about some kid and I think the guy who played Malfoy's dad played his dad or played someone in it. And I, dude, I can't fucking remember. It's like, essentially it's like, I'm a, I'm good. I'm a secret agent now because I do.

I can't even fucking remember the plot. I gotta, I gotta remember. Let me see if I can find the name to this movie. Think of the most generic action movie name and let's see if it can come any close to the actual title think of it steel wait what did you just say cold steel cold steel

okay or like or just like a single word or it might be his name like it's not a very common it's not a very common word like um hold on holy shit it's just literally called abduction yeah I was about to say it's like it's like just a word like that where it's like

it's like just a abduction or uh I guess he's not a secret agent I can't remember what the fuck happened in this movie wait is this the movie I'm thinking of critical where's where's the Malfoy dad did I place him in another movie oh yeah there he is

Jason Isaacs plays Kevin he's on a Malfoy's on cameo now is he and so is Aaron Hansen and Daniel Avidan what about Ninja Brian I tried to get you a cameo from Danny giving you some advice but uh it wouldn't go through and yesterday I ordered you a cameo from Chuck Norris and he cancelled it. What? Why? I guess he didn't want to say what I told him to say. What did you tell him to say? I don't remember. It wasn't even bad or anything. I think it was just like he's like, I'm not doing this one. Dude, what if you just started

cause Danny would be like, well, joke's on them they're paying me. But we just like paid him just to say stupid shit like he wouldn't even know it's from us. No, we make it very obvious it is us i got one from jack's films for myself where i made it i included a video of myself with it asking for a cameo just on like uh just congratulating me i was gonna post it but i forgot but i really man i i think i should get a cameo from Danny right now would you like that? for you?

can you buy one right now? I can go and buy one right now and if he does it we can play it on the podcast not now at the very end who knows if he'll get it in by then it might have to wait until next episode we'll start the next episode with it how's that?

if he doesn't cancel it okay this is this is i don't know if this is bad but i'm gonna say that um oh god hold on for a friend to grandma joe no to to grandma joe jackson no no sorry to me ma to dude that's actually my grandmother me ma no me ma yeah it's the same shit though it's like this occasion uh i'm gonna say uh pep talk and pronoun she her and and the instructions i'm gonna say uh my me ma recently she found out she's going bald recently she found out she's going bald recently she found out she's going bald and has so she's been looking for wigs really upset she's looking for wigs as i type this and is so inspired by yours Could you Words of encouragement

Okay, so read it out All right okay so read it out all right my meemaw believe it or not has been a fan of ninja sex parties since it began recently she found out she's been going bald and has been really upset she's looking for wigs as i type this and is inspired by yours i think that's a dead giveaway he won't do it if you keep that part in you will no he won't no he won't no he won't matt you know he won't do it if you keep that part in. Yes, he will. No, he won't. No, he won't. No, he won't, Matt. You know he won't. I know he won't. Like yours.

Because he might just think it's like a very innocent. Oh, wait, I got to change my name. It says it's from Matt Watson. I still think he's going to decline it because of that. He might not even realize it's me, man. I think the like yours comment. He might just think that she actually thinks. All right.

So you requested booked. Come on. Talent. He's not going to. Talent requested. Dan Abedin. Video for Meanwhile. He's not going to accept that shit.

We'll see. I'm going to get a video where he's sitting there in his little his little new york giants beanie in his closet i think wait how many videos does he have just uploaded they all look like the same thumbnail wait are they do you upload like your personal like no you can let it be public if you when i like when i when i book my zipper xyz wait uh when you book one so like all of your awkward like little like hey can just be saved for the pub it's just there it's kind of like tiktok just for the person that books it allows it so i said no but a lot of them do a lot of them do so it's like here let me just let's see let's see let's see what danny's third most recent one is real quick uh here we go let's see for doug didn't they come what's going on man

this is a message for myself and rachel uh rachel tells me that you're a great dude and uh you're 24 and you're struggling a little bit with where to go in life well doug i'm very personal i hope you found the answers. Happy 24th. It's not your birthday, but you're 24, so I could say happy 24. I'm 24 too, Doug. See, Doug, you paid for a cameo from Dan, and now you're getting one from Matt and Ryan. So you got the two-for-one special. I'll give you some advice, Doug.

If you don't know where to go in life right now, that's a very normal feeling. Luckily, I know where I'm going. Straight to hell. Actually, I might be, but the road is going to be paved in gold. So, Doug, I know where I'm going. Very successful. So I hope you figure it out and just be more like me. Yeah.

That one's free. That's free advice. Just fall in the lap of more like me. Yeah. That one's free. That's free advice. Just fall in the lap of success like us. It's not that hard, buddy. Not that hard. I got a... You think we'd be better in Vegas with our odds. Come on.

I know. Well, you were pretty good in Vegas. I lost a couple hundred smackaroons. I think I ended up going positive 200. You did. Yeah, you did go positive with that HIV test. Dude. Gotcha. I just love Blackjack. Blackjack

is so much fun to me. Blackjack is just not like a big old drunk when I said that. Blackjack is so much fun to me. Usually you're a big old drunk when you play Blackjack because they keep bringing you free drinks. They do. Sir, can I get you? And I rarely drink, so it always hits me like extra. Dude, one drink.

Like even one cider will kind of make me feel pretty buzzed. I mean, it's smart of them to give you free drinks because then you're going to make bigger, stupider moves. And have more fun. Yeah, it's more fun. I want to play craps. Hey, how stupid were those moves when I went positive $200 in Vegas? Come on. Remember we sat by that random guy? Maybe I didn't. Maybe I'm making up that I how stupid were those moves i went positive 200 in vegas come on remember we sat by that random maybe i didn't maybe i'm making up that i went no you went positive i remember you count like 300 bucks okay remember we sat next to that dude that we we

didn't know and we watched him play and he was fucking bawling he was doing so well and he was talking to us oh yeah and he's like yeah my flight's in two hours but i think i'm gonna push it back and uh then he lost a bunch of money and right in front of us right like didn't he win a shit ton and then lose it all yep and you think it was a slow decline yeah that's right that was sad because he was like oh six thousand dollars uh-oh we were actually like oh okay dude yeah you boys are my good luck charms and then he's all of a sudden he's like well there goes all of my money and i've missed my flight i think it was like when you joined him because he was doing well solo and then when you joined him and added another thing like he started doing worse and i was wondering if he's just like god damn

do you think like still this day he's like you know i was i'll never forget it it's like it was yesterday i was i was on a roll in vegas you know had more money than i'd ever seen in my life that i know what to do with and i I had it and luck was on my side. And then this spindly little white boy comes and sits down next to me and starts talking my ear off about how he's some big YouTuber, some big famous. So much walking in Vegas. I know, man. So much walking to Phoenix fans, you know, get me out of there. I don't want to see those people anymore.

Being creative, man. much walking phoenix fans you know get me out of there i don't want to see those people anymore being creative man i know i know i know i know i know you're a very creative man thank you man thank you thank you so much well i hope that guy's doing well wherever he is doug i hope that you're doing what if it's the same person what if what if the guy that asked if it's like doug from Cartoon no no what if Doug that asked for the cameo from Dan cuz he's not sure where he's going in life the Skeeter is No Same Doug that we sat next to in Vegas that lost all that money, and that's why I doesn't know where he's going Skeeter then I Don't even know is he's blue yeah, but like it's blue black? Yeah, but like, is he just supposed to like, what is he? Who is he? There's no blue people.

There are blue people, actually. And I watched, I watched literally this week and I watched a video on them in Kentucky. I'm going to look up. Look up Kentucky. I'm going to look up what Skeeter's ethnicity because I'm actually interested. What is. Aqua American. So stupid.

There's real blue. Stop. There's real blue people in Kentucky. Have you ever seen them? Aha. Dude. Doug creator Jim Jenkins said Skeeter is indeed black, even though he never developed the character with race in mind.

It's pretty common knowledge that Skeeter was African black even though he never developed the character with race in mind. What? It's pretty common knowledge that Skeeter was African American, he said. But he's blue? Yeah. Speaking of blue, have you seen these people? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Nice. I have seen this before. The blue guys?

Yeah, the blue men group. No, I know, I know, I know. Yeah, the guys? Yeah. The blue men group. No. No, I know. I know. I know. Yeah. The guys from Kentucky. I think, isn't it due to like inbreeding? So they're all blue?

Wow. These guys are like straight up blue. That's wild, man. Skeeter's like super mega blue. Put a beard on him and a hat. Wait. Ryan McGee from Super Mega? If Skeeter's super mega blue, does that mean canonically your Super Mega character's black?

In the eyes of the guy that created Doug? If he saw it, he'd instantly be like, oh yeah, he's black. Right? I guess. Yeah? Like, in his, like, if my character went into Doug's world, I would be black. Yeah, actually you would. But we don't live in Doug's world. We don't. We live in Doug's world, I would be black. Yeah, actually you would. But we don't live in Doug's world. We don't. We live

in God's world. We live in the Christ's world. Yes. Where where blue people are blue people and black people are black people. While the creator of Doug lives in this fantasy land where he thinks he can just change the

laws of reality. Gingers are green. Yeah, what? Yeah, he thinks he can just change the laws of reality gingers are green yeah he thinks he can just make things up and everyone's gonna go along with it but guess what I'm not sitting down for that I'm standing up doesn't Doug have like four strands of hair yeah dude I don't know what's up with all these cartoons like Charlie Brown does too and so does Caillou

it's like all these bald fuckers did you know any kids that were bald growing up? And I'm not talking like. Not a shaved head, like balding bald. Because if he only has four strands, then he's like really, really poorly balding. So that's what that means. Oh, you mean like. Like a bald kid isn't like he would have like what you would think of like a stepdad haircut.

Yeah. Like the very receding hairline. Where it's like curly. Your horseshoe pattern. Yeah. Like that. Your jimbo is what I like to call it. Got him, mom.

High five, mother. Oh, gosh. Because she still listens to every podcast episode. Hey, Cecile. I really enjoyed it. Got a word of advice. Maybe try marrying someone who has some hair. Yeah. Next time. Yeah, well, she did. did well what happened there oh well yeah looks like it's time for divorce i know i know i'm gonna i've been

she couldn't it wasn't one of those situations usually you know like your parents they at least stick through to you know when when you leave the house yeah I had just I was just christening the house with my presence yeah and uh does your dad still have hair yes he does but his dad was bald and my mom's dad is bald

oh really maybe he got lucky I told you my 23andme said 81% chance of no hair loss by the age of 40. Damn. Over halfway there. Yep. Living on a prayer.

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