supermegashow - EP 224 - Night of Fright

Episode Date: December 23, 2020

We talk cannibalism, a scary experience at the supermegaplex, and reoccurring dreams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:01:28 It's a gift. It's a gift. It's a gift. It's a gift. It's a gift. It's a gift. It's a gift. It's a gift.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Because in the spirit of Christmas, we're giving a present. 100%. So, you know, we thought we'd be nice and just give you guys a little something special because you listened to one Christmas episode and you said, damn, I wish there was more than one a year. So, boom. Another Christmas episode. That doesn't really have much to do with christmas
Starting point is 00:01:45 anyway not at all not well i'm sure we'll have conversations like um why santa gotta be white all the time yep exactly man that's i was i've been thinking the same thing man mall santa more like poop santa why don't and more subjects like that later on in the podcast. Yeah. And also, why does Santa not deliver poor children presents? That is true. That's what I want to talk about. Because there's a reason for that. Or Jewish children.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Yep. And there's a reason for that. We'll talk about that later too. Like the kids in the Middle East. Or Muslim children. Yeah, well, there are Christian kids in the Middle East, but they don't end up getting presents from Santa. Mainly because that's a no-fly zone, that big.
Starting point is 00:02:27 And part of Russia, too. Most African children do not get gifts from Santa. You know, which is weird because he would only have to melt the snow to give, you know, and purify that to really give them a gift that would last. Honestly, I don't know. I mean, I feel like that could change quite a bit. I mean, I think that'd be a lot more of a special gift than giving a little Thomas in Indiana a Nerf gun. Or little Susan an electric scooter with tassels on the handles. Yeah, I don't care about that. And he doesn't do Russia because Russia charges incredibly high fees to fly over their airspace. So, do you know that?
Starting point is 00:03:10 Russia charges such insane fees to fly over their airspace that most commercial flights will go the other way to avoid flying over Russia. So, in Christian, okay, Santa Claus isn't a part of Christian lore. Yes, he is. I mean, not within. He's in the Bible. No, he's not. Santa Claus isn't a part of Christian lore. Yes, he is. I mean, not within... He's in the Bible. No, he's not. Santa Claus is in the Bible. But like, when you're a kid, to you, he's a part of your, you know, kind of religious shit, right?
Starting point is 00:03:39 Yeah. So, I don't know. I don't know is God so God's a God and then is Santa like a demigod like Jesus? Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Okay. Santa's the demigod that was put down on earth like he's you know there's different tiers of gods on this earth like Santa
Starting point is 00:03:58 is a demigod Yeah. Is Jesus a God or a demigod? Jesus is is the son of God, but also God. So I would have to say he's like, he's probably the main character in this kind of story we're crafting. Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Because he has the most complex. Maybe that's his struggle. He's trying to think of how he can put two and two together. He's trying to think of how he can put two and two together. And, you know, does he have the power of a god or is he just a demigod that people kind of look down on and is looked at more of like entertainment for children? Exactly. Not a real time god. He's trying to figure out he's having an identity crisis. And he's the son of the most powerful being on this planet.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Which sucks because if your dad is the most famous dude ever, you're always going to get overlooked and you're always just going to be known as the son of that guy. No matter what you do, you know. I will have to say Jesus is still very popular. They pushed Jesus hard. They did in the New Testament. They pushed. They tried to. They were.
Starting point is 00:04:58 They had a marketing meeting. They're like, we got to push this guy. This guy is going to be big. We got to push him we love this god guy but i feel like given the past books we've written he could come across as a bit stern and we've we've shown that the the marketing the marketing team's done their job and they showed that the numbers would would benefit in some sort of positive uh male a positive male figure because you know in the previous books there's a lot of things God did that definitely can come across.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Yeah. You know, like Sodom. That whole thing. Yeah. The city of gays that he burned up in fire. But I think maybe or just the wealth of population that he drowned. The flood. Women, children, animals. The flood was definitely
Starting point is 00:05:44 Most birds survived. Yeah, pretty much everything died except for like birds. Yeah. You know. But he was saying everyone was being sinful. But if you think about it. That's not true. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Here's the thing. I do believe that is true because even thinking lustful thoughts is a sin. If you think about like if you even. What's it specifically called when you pine about like if you if you even um oh what's it specifically called when you pine for like your neighbor's belongings what is the covet yeah when you covet thy neighbor right so i'm sure there are a lot of people doing that but the difference is they didn't have jesus who who who died nailed up to some sticks um so they just went to hell yeah they went to hell they went straight to well i don't know did hell exist
Starting point is 00:06:25 Wait so in the lore This is like an anime So Hell didn't exist Before god And one of his angel Friends got in a fight And then he fucking sent that
Starting point is 00:06:41 Bastard down Wait Lucifer was an. Wait. No. Okay so. Lucifer was an angel. Yeah he was. 100%. And he said I'm gonna do it my way. Lucifer was the one who went God's not so great. I could do God's job.
Starting point is 00:06:56 And then God ran this whole smear campaign against him. What if Lucifer is actually the cooler better one but they ran this huge smear campaign. You know they say Lucifer is like the you know he's the ruler of hell but who's the who's the person who put him in hell it wasn't was it his choice uh-huh exactly he was thrown down into the dirt i remember asking my mom as a kid i was like well mom if god made everything why did he make the devil and she's like um i don't know matthew but but but okay no lucifer this all happened
Starting point is 00:07:28 post the creation of the world it had to have because the snake or the snake's not lucifer is it or the snake's just a symbolism it's not directly it's not like fucking harry potter come take this fruit i I see, I see. Whatever the fuck he says. I think that Adam and Eve story is a metaphor. I don't. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:52 What do you mean? No, no, no. It's science. It actually happened. So you and I are related technically. Yes. But what I gathered was when I read Dante's Inferno and there's, you know, the different rings of hell. The first ring of hell is for the people that died before Christ came along.
Starting point is 00:08:08 So they're not punished, but they're not punished. They're just kind of in purgatory. They're still in hell. But instead of sending them to purgatory, you just go to the first ring of hell. First ring of hell. It's not that bad. It's not too hot. It still sucks.
Starting point is 00:08:21 It sucks, yeah. And they didn't have a choice. Have you played Dante's Inferno, the video game? No, I just read the book. Have you seen how they've depicted the circles of hell in that i would be interested in playing that for the channel but i feel like i'd be so fucking bad at it but then i'm like i did sec if i if i if i beat secro i could be dante's inferno right you could be any game but there's nudity in dante's inferno we'd have to get justin to censor out because in the beginning there's a breast that pops out. I remember being young and
Starting point is 00:08:45 looking up the scene and being like, whoa, a breast. A little something special for him. A little Christmas bonus. Dante's Inferno is actually a really good book. Yes. I had to read it for school. Most books I had to read were for school.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Probably one of my favorite books that we read in school or were forced to read, honestly. That's what actually scared me a little bit. It was creepy. I thought it was interesting. It was so imaginative. As a kid when you're reading it, or I guess you're in high school, you're still a kid, you're just imagination.
Starting point is 00:09:22 I don't know. It was a crazy thing. It was epic, I thought. I even bought myself a personal copy after I graduated because I just, I kind of just liked having the book. It's not something that I like go back and read every year and I study, but it's just like I liked it. And like every now and then I'd like to like skim through it and I like just having it.
Starting point is 00:09:42 I remember the like the last classic book, like the lowest one was like the icy one with like the big fish heads or something I just remember there's like some creepy fish head thing coming through ice and like you know you know in the game you have to you're you're gonna climb on Satan's back and shit right you know just like in the story you're gonna climb on the Satan you're gonna fucking have sex with his mouth what are the wait what are the what are the three ones at the bottom there's like satan but then he has the two the two archangels he has judas and he has just one more person dale dale yeah um but yeah it's a good ass book you know it's they should make a movie out of it psych they actually it's a trilogy i never watched any kind of movie what they probably made a movie out of it psych they actually it's a trilogy i never watched any kind of movie what they probably made a movie about it yeah the book's a trilogy he goes to hell and then he
Starting point is 00:10:31 goes to purgatory and then he goes to heaven i think they've made movies that are based on the story you know what i mean just like how uh right star wars is based off of just uh oh the oedipus no not oedipus fuck No, not Oedipus. Fuck. What's his name? What's his fucking name? The other dude. Homer?
Starting point is 00:10:49 The Odyssey? Yeah, yeah. The Odyssey. The Odyssey. I forgot the main guy that's in the Odyssey, but Homer wrote it. I'm forgetting that dude's name.
Starting point is 00:10:57 It's definitely not Oedipus. That's who, he fucked his mom and then he went, yeah, and was on an island, right? Yep. Didn't he go on an island
Starting point is 00:11:05 after blinding yeah okay he exiled himself wait what what is the i should know the odysseus odysseus yeah odysseus okay nice that's sick yeah i was never that into the odyssey uh because we just had to study it so much in school and i was like it's boring but like i i thought it was fucking cool i'd like it a lot now i liked the movie with like the claymation monsters and we watched that in school. And like the stop motion owl, the stop motion robotic owl. The Cyclops that was stop motion? Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Medusa was stop motion. It's pretty sick. I love when movies did that. The stop motion enemies. If you and I make a movie, we say this all the time and we have so many ideas that if people made a compilation that maybe someone will make a compilation of all the of all our if we ever made a movie we need to put it into one big movie exactly do that please but i was about to say like if we were to ever have a movie and there's like a monster think of like how cool it would be if it was like some stop motion
Starting point is 00:11:59 thing but someone obviously it's like someone worked really hard on it it's not just like a plato gorilla you know it could be a plato it could be it could very well be a plato gorilla Obviously, it's like someone worked really hard on it. It's not just like a Play-Doh gorilla. It could be a Play-Doh gorilla. It could very well be a Play-Doh gorilla. The stop motion. George! Oh, no! Poltergeist had one. I think it's the first Poltergeist.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Not the one with Sam Rockwell? No, the old Poltergeist. Okay. You and I saw that one with Sam Rockwell together. That one sucked. Well, I didn't like it. I i remember it not i didn't think it was that bad or i thought i thought it was a decent remake i well i say things suck when i'm bored and like i i know that they're not a it's not like a bad movie but if a movie's like a c where it's just borderline average and i'm sitting there like at the end you know the the
Starting point is 00:12:45 third act when it's like everything's happened after the climax the resolution i'm just waiting it's like the classic scene of them in the house having breakfast having one last conversation and maybe sometimes there'll be one last note to linger on or it'll like kind of pan out and like it'll have the whole neighborhood or city in shot book falls off the shelf and they all go quiet yeah so like just that if i'm sitting there watching that i'm like i'd like i don't care i don't care i know exactly what's happening here's the thing knowing exactly what's gonna happen doesn't ruin a movie because that's why you re-watch movies again and again yeah but it's just like boring i don't know i get that. Same plot.
Starting point is 00:13:25 I love the first Poltergeist, though. I have never seen the original. Oh, well, he drinks a bottle of tequila. So I love how my first one was the Sam Rockwell. I love Sam Rockwell, though. He's good. I still have to see Moon. Is that the one he's on?
Starting point is 00:13:37 I don't know. About an astronaut? Ooh. Johnny Depp was in a movie about a moon. I love astronaut movies. Sam Rockwell's in a movie about a moon. Tom Hanks was Gary Sinise
Starting point is 00:13:47 Apollo 13 That's a good ass movie A lot of people don't like it because they think it's boring Because most of the movie's just technical Pull up on throttle, see? Who directed it? Do you remember? For some reason I want to say Ron Howard
Starting point is 00:14:03 But I really don't think it's Ron Howard. It could be Ron Howard. I could imagine that. He did The Heart of the Sea, which should have been a rated R movie and should have... Man, they need to make a really good fucking Whalen movie. Ron Howard. Okay. It was Ron Howard.
Starting point is 00:14:17 You were right. Bill Paxton and Kevin Bacon and Gary Sinise. I was about to go on a rant. Don't you wish there was like a movie made because Ron Howard made In the Heart of the Sea or The Heart of the Sea, you know, the one where Chris Hemsworth is fighting a whale or some shit. And
Starting point is 00:14:33 I like the idea of a, you know, man versus whale movie, but I want it to be fucking horrifying and creepy and not like kind of done up in a Hollywood style where you can like, oh look, it's CGI. And of course they're going to have to use CGI, but I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Just have it, have, get the tone right. Then he made it PG 13 and he kind of skimmed over some of the more horrific parts of the story, which they did touch on, which is like cannibalism and stuff. Cannibalism.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Yeah. I mean, they did touch on, but like, I feel like this should have been a fucking, like this should have made me, this should have had my hands like this. Digging your claws into your legs. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Yeah, yeah. Or maybe that's a problem with me because I'm pretty sure some people had that reaction with that movie. My mom has very intense reactions whenever she's watching a movie in the theater. My mom talks too. My mom goes, oh, no, don't do that. Sorry about cannibalism. Cannibalism. Would you ever try human flesh?
Starting point is 00:15:28 If there were no negative downsides, if there's no kind of like. Like the psychosis thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If there's none of that, if there's no, if it's not like you killing someone and being a psychopath, it's like 100% legal, no negative repercussions. The only time I think I would be able to justify myself trying it because i'm curious i am curious what it would be like you know like that morbid curiosity what would that be like uh doesn't mean i actually want to do it but i think if i was uh in some like very uh remote place with like a tribe maybe doing a documentary and they offered it to me
Starting point is 00:16:02 i might do that out of respect, but, uh, I don't, Ooh, I don't really want to eat in human. I heard it just tastes like pork. It's just pork's like the closest thing to human. I would probably,
Starting point is 00:16:13 if I were to do it, would you gag? I would probably gag, but I'm, but I think I couldn't live with like eating someone else, even if they're like, come on, eat me.
Starting point is 00:16:22 But if I ever had to go in for some like super invasive or whatever surgery and they had to take off some meat and i could be like hey could you grill that up for me i'd try it i would try it if the doctor grills it up for you in the same room yeah it was like like a hibachi table operating table like but but like it's i'm not just going in there to eat myself i'm going in there for something that i really fucking need and just on the side it just so happens that they're cutting me open some meat may be taken off you want the tumor on the side or on top cannibals are uh there's that japanese dude that moved to france i thought he was still alive roaming tokyo he is he's they he didn't go to jail i thought you said that moved to France. I thought he was still alive roaming Tokyo.
Starting point is 00:17:05 He is. He didn't go to jail. I thought you said he moved to France. Oh, he did move to France. He ate the woman. He ate his friend. Oh, was she his friend? Yeah, he befriended her and shit. All with the intention of eating her. And killed her and ate her. Damn, dude. And then said he wants
Starting point is 00:17:21 Is this the same guy who's like, I want to eat. I'm going to do it again. I want to do it again before I do it again before i die japanese dude yeah vice did a documentary about him where they interview him that has to be the same guy definitely i there's probably only one japanese man that or because he's gonna try again then he said he wants to and that should be a little red flag right there but i can't believe that like what what what is inside you that make you want to eat human because it seems like that happens to some people like there's the uh or that guy like that german dude put out the ad for someone to eat him like he wanted someone to eat him yeah and someone said yes and then they they came and they ate his penis together and
Starting point is 00:18:01 he killed him and ate him but it was like the guy like consented to it like he cut off his penis together and then he killed him and ate him. But it was like the guy like consented to it. Like he cut off his penis, they shared it. And he's like, now you can kill me and eat me. Yeah, and then he did. That's a weird fetish. There's just, see here's the thing, you gotta skin, you gotta skin him, you know? You can't, you're not eating the skin. I imagine it's an incredibly messy
Starting point is 00:18:20 process of. Do you eat the skin? I guess you could keep the skin on. Yeah. Now when I think about it like that a chicken skin is the best part man so is it but our skin's fucking rough yeah i'm trying to figure out what it would like like how thick is our skin wait what did he did he but like would we have we do have we would have like would we have a skin-like texture? I think when cooked, it would be similar to pork skin, like on the outside of pork.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Okay. Because it's like the same type of thing. Oh, wow. It's recorded in more than 1,500 species. What is it? Cannibalism? Mm-hmm. Well,
Starting point is 00:19:05 that's because they have to survive, right? Yeah. I guess that's why it started with humans. We don't need to be eating people anymore. Exactly. Maybe at some point it was good for like a dominance thing. It also causes a,
Starting point is 00:19:17 I think psychosis. If you eat human, like something with the enzyme or something, monkey brain, it'll make you feel fucking crazy. Is it if you eat meat or monkey brain? I think it's just meat. If you eat like primate meat,
Starting point is 00:19:30 there's a chance that if you have this thing that it'll like, it'll flip a kill switch and you'll turn into King Kong. It's like a zombie thing, you know? It's like you get infected. Yeah. I've been reading about sexual cannibalism. When a female cannibalizes her mate prior to or after copulation that's what
Starting point is 00:19:46 spiders do and praying mantises that's why why why do they evolve like what what why why it's like does the male know or each time like it's just like you know like on tiktok it's like oh only girls know about this they're like hey let's try to confuse the boys you know that type of you guys are gonna get some pussies spider is this the thing's try to confuse the boys. You know, that type of shit. You guys are like, I'm going to get some pussy, some spider pussy. Is this the thing? No! We don't tell the boys about this one. It's like just some disgusting spider on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Do they can, like the spider's like, all right, eat me. Or do you think it's just like, it just happens? Ow! Okay. Oh, Jesus. Why do they do that? It's like. Look it up.
Starting point is 00:20:23 I have the Wikipedia. Look it up. look it up i i have the wikipedia look it up turn it up it's like a it's like very pavlovian with you i i could just like signal it turn it up the prevalence of sexual i need a what black widow spiders do it but why they call them black widow spiders because they eat the male widow. Yeah, but why? I'm looking it up. I'm going through the Wikipedia page. Just for fun.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Proposed explanations. Here we go. Female Chinese mantis eats a male copulating with her while they're having sex. Wow. Namely, adaptive foraging, aggressive spillover, mate choice, and mistaken identity. I don't know what any of those things are wait so wait so like in the middle of like having sex they just forget who they're having sex with and then they go who the fuck are you and then kill them and eat them while they're like still fuck the guy's like what's going stop i'm trying to get some slash who are you yeah like is that is that what's going on and then there's like aggressive spillover which means they just go into a rage sometimes where they're just like they're having
Starting point is 00:21:28 sex they're like into it then they get so into it they like go it's like if it's like if it's like if uh superman was banging a chick and then he comes and then he opens his eyes and there's just like blood splattered all on the wall oh fuck yeah again it's like i guess it's like that for a female pregnant. They just go into a blind rage of carnivorous activity. It says the female's
Starting point is 00:21:48 really aggressive that it can just happen. Okay. Oh, wait, and sometimes the male fakes death and gets away. Mate choice.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Dude, imagine being in that position. Maybe if I, maybe if I fake being dead, she'll stop eating me. Like, that's the situation you're put in stop eating me the mistaken identity thing is they just like forget
Starting point is 00:22:12 they're like oh food yeah it's fucking crazy what if humans did that shit man just imagine your mom just taking a gym and just eating them like like eating them whole like some people are into that type of stuff i know more people than i ever imagined because once that became bigger on the internet i was like there's a lot of fetishes that and no kink
Starting point is 00:22:35 shaming there's a lot of fetishes that i was like no one's like that's a very specific small thing like oh that's so as a whole community for inflation uh inflation that's a big one like you and like people blowing up like balloons belly inflation and stuff like pregnant women like just like getting full of air and just being like all all puffed up i don't i don't understand it but i'm not judging anyone because i'm sure the people that have that didn't choose to be turned on by Vore or belly inflation stuff. The best way someone like I heard someone explain it was like, you know, how when your your average atypical alpha male looks at your atypical alpha female and notices her breasts and bottom he in sex ed they teach you
Starting point is 00:23:29 he becomes erect right he becomes aroused but like just picture like you look at it and you go whoa like you have that same fucking thing like it's not even like you're paying attention to it it's not like you're like boobs whoa boobs
Starting point is 00:23:46 but well that's what i'm like okay but like you it's just like imagine like that but feet and you can't help it it's just you see feet and it's like seeing a pair of naked breasts to you you know it's just like it's wired in your brain i guess yeah just in your brain like imagine if you're like sitting with some like someone like they either pull their pants off or they take their shirt off, revealing their genitalia or sex organs. Right. You're going to be like, whoa. Yeah. But like now imagine you have that and they're just resting their feet on the table and you just go.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Jesus Christ. Yeah. It's like it's it's they can't control it. It's just kind of wired. Right. It's it's not like, oh, I just like feet. I decided like, they can't control it. It's just kind of wired, right? It's not like, oh, I just like feet. I decided to make feet my hobby. I don't have a fetish.
Starting point is 00:24:31 I'm just into it. As long as a fetish doesn't hurt anybody and it doesn't, like, yeah, I guess if it doesn't hurt anyone or, you know, it's a consensual thing, I mean, go for it. Right? Yeah. That's why people are like, censor your feet on the internet. Dude, we should make a video where we're like, dude, in our office tour, we should walk around barefoot and just censor our feet the whole time. It's for Patreon only. You'll have to see it on Patreon.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Feet pics. Feet pics. Our little peats. Remember, don't say, hate that shit so much, dude. I don't know why I hate that fucking
Starting point is 00:25:09 speak on the internet like that so much. We talked about this in the, talked about a lot lately. Minecraft episodes. Peats. That aren't,
Starting point is 00:25:15 that haven't come out yet. Because we recorded a whole session the other day. Yeah, we're back on Minecraft bullshit. And we're gonna record
Starting point is 00:25:21 some, more, truck sim, or whatever we get working. Fuck sim. We're just going to start recording more after this podcast. I really want to drive the truck. What truck? And the truck sim.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Oh, yeah. You can drive it. You can drive the truck. We figured out how to get mods and stuff. I drove it all through our Christmas episodes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's go drive a truck after this.
Starting point is 00:25:44 I'm excited okay oh we gotta film a q a first we do and then trucks is that it yeah okay good and then trucks and then editing you know yeah that's what editing to do then we gotta come in tomorrow and do some more editing wait some ad reads oh shit angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality,
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Starting point is 00:28:13 on the holiday season, baby. We got so scared last night. Okay, so imagine you're alone with your best friend, you know, in the back of a house and all of a sudden you hear the clear... Like there's no, like, what's that? No mistaking it.
Starting point is 00:28:29 It's 100% the sound of your door, your front door slamming shut. Like as if someone walked in and shut the door behind them. Yep. And it's, what time was it probably, like nine? Yeah, it was dark. It's nighttime. And we have all the lights turned off in the house too. Well, most of the lights have shorted out for some the plex yeah the plex so basically like we hear the
Starting point is 00:28:50 door just and you could feel it too because it's kind of like uh and ryan and i just both stop and just look at each other at the same time and there's this intense silence from our desks and we're just like you heard that too that that was the door what that was the door and we're like i was like fuck at first i was like maybe it's jackson i'm like no they're all called out you're like hey just to see yeah it was anyone and then and then i i did the whole thing where like i threw my arms up i'm like well i mean we have to check like we can't just you know sit in here so we crept out into the dark hallway and meticulously. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Before that. This is the shit that scared me the most. This is the part that's the most interesting. When we get. So we heard the door slam shut. Right. When the door opens, there's no slamming sound. But only when it shuts.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Only when it's being closed. And we tested this out several times. It's like a very loud, like. Yeah, exactly. So when we go and get to the front door, it's open. Yeah, it's just open. And we were just like, why is it open?
Starting point is 00:29:53 And it's nighttime and it's just... Exactly. And it's like, okay, we heard it slam shut. So why is it open now? This is like, did they realize and sneak out? Or are they still in here so now let's get the shit out of me i was my heart was pounding so now we're having to go through each room i'm like checking in the closets checking like in the you know it's because the
Starting point is 00:30:16 thing is it's crazy it's the audience would probably think we're we're nuts it's like no one broke into your fucking house but it's like, no, we ain't broken your fucking house. But it's like, the thing is, when someone does, like, if someone did, I'd be glad I took those steps, at least, I guess. Yeah, I don't want to go sit back down and be editing some goofy fart videos and someone walks in with an ax
Starting point is 00:30:37 and gets me in the back of the head. Like, if I'm going to die due to some burglar, I at least want to win the game of hide and seek. Yeah, because then you can go down with that accomplishment. yeah and they're gonna fuck they found me and they're like we die the winner that's true they flip the board and they have to live with the fact that they flip the monopoly board they have to live with the fact that they lost hide and seek exactly and that just they probably won't ever kill again after that so we kind of did something good but we checked like every corner i went to shower I was like behind curtains, checked every closet, checked the garage.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Oh my God. Checked the perimeter of the house. That was scary. It was so scary. And then we were good. Yeah. And then, but then later you heard, you said you heard something like, like a clamber. You were, I was editing.
Starting point is 00:31:23 We were ordering food and I was laying on the floor next to Ryan's desk. And I had my headphones on. And then I just hear, like, from the kitchen, just like... Sounded like a drawer, like, opening with, like, silverware inside. Like... And I was like, Ryan, Ryan. You're like, what? I heard something.
Starting point is 00:31:37 We went out again. There's nothing. Yeah. Except that drawer was open. I think I opened it. I was looking for silverware. Yeah, it's... I don't know it maybe
Starting point is 00:31:46 it's a ghost i was saying like the wind's pretty shitty though my my door's blown open plenty of times like we're all come home why did it slam shut huh i get it getting blown open but what would make the it's a heavy door why would it slam shut the wind blowing another way like creating a suction type thing i don't know because like that's the thing like a door doesn't just blow up and sometimes it goes like it gets blown open then gets sucked back and gets blown open again or maybe we just didn't have it closed all the way i guess maybe a man just walked in and was like this isn't my house and just walked back out but he didn't shut the door that's very potential he could have like or you know he walked in when oh fuck and like slammed and left but like didn't close the door so when it slammed it just bounced back a little after he like ran that's why i was open because it slammed and bounced back because if
Starting point is 00:32:35 if you do that hard enough it bounces back open yeah we're figuring it out man we're putting this shit together we still don't know 100 when most likely the wind probably the wind i'm gonna choose to believe that so when i'm here by myself at night in the future i'm not gonna start getting paranoid being here by yourself at night sucks sometimes because it's just it's just creepy the super megaplex is so scary some of the lights aren't working they're like flickering turning on and off to like no joke like this isn't like oh we're living in a shanty no like lights are blowing at like there's a short somewhere so we have to call our landlord to get it fixed because like no joke like this isn't like oh we're living in a shanty no like lights are blowing at like there's a short somewhere so we have to call our landlord to get it fixed because
Starting point is 00:33:08 there's a short somewhere where like some days like half the lights won't work some days they do and the light directly above my desk when i'm editing every 10 minutes just turn on and then just go out so like i'm here at night by myself and in a dark room it's a comes on i'm like oh fuck and then it goes out and i'm all it's all dark but dude the fucking hallways terrifying narrow hallways narrow hallways that are tall and just go back into darkness yeah and you're like back there is doors in a garage and it's like fuck i hate being here by myself the scariest thing is when i uh set the alarm and i'm about to leave.
Starting point is 00:33:46 And I remember I have to get something like from the garage. So I have to run through the house in the darkness into the garage. It's pitch black. I did that once. So I go in the garage, get something. All the lights are off. Scared the shit out of me. I was waiting for someone to step out and stab me.
Starting point is 00:34:00 I'm more of just like, I don't want to see anything in my periphery. You know what I mean? That's why, that's, that's how I get so scared when you do that shit to me. Yeah. Like just stand in like a corner. Of course. I noticed. The periphery shit is, it's more not like ghosts.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Like I don't believe in ghosts and stuff like that, but it's, it's more like I don't want to have, I just don't want to have a nightmare. I don't want my brain to take hold of an image and then obsess over it. And then I go to sleep. And then I have a stressful night of sleep because I wake up, go, I guess I'll go back to sleep. And then the dream continues for some fucking reason. When none of my good dreams continue, only my scary fucking dreams continue.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Literally every time I have a sex dream, something happens where it's like, Like right right when it's good like right when it's the best it can be and i'm like oh wait i don't have any condoms shit so in the rest of the dream me driving to the store to get condoms then i wake up yep i'm serious and the whole and the whole dream is you like racing to get back it's like oh fuck and i wake up and i'm like god damn it i was almost there i had it for like two minutes or i'll have a dream i'm having sex and then like all of a sudden she's like hold on I gotta go call my dad and then just like leaves and then so that's the end of the dream I'm like why? I rarely have
Starting point is 00:35:12 I rarely have dreams but man when it's a sex dream it's the best kind of VR there is. It is I rarely have sex dreams probably like once or twice a year maybe for me yeah Probably like once or twice a year, maybe for me. I probably, yeah, same.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Maybe three, four times a year. I have a sex dream, but it's never, I've never had a sex dream that like to completion. I've never had a dream where I just have sex, blow my load and that's the dream. Always something. No, it never, never, never finishes. It's always like, oh wait, I'm not using the condoms.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Or like, or like like a the dream will just change like i'll be having sex and i'll send them on a train and i'm just like oh this is my dream now for me it sucks because i feel like uh it when i have when it works more like this where like it'll be happening then i'm like no i'm dreaming no wait no i didn't make this realization no and then i'll wake up because you know, when you read this happens, like when I realize I'm in a dream, I'll start to wake up. Like it's not like instantly, but I've had many of many a dream where I start to realize it.
Starting point is 00:36:15 And then it kind of fades into me. Like then I wake up and open my eyes. I'm like, and then I try to go back to bed and I can't. And I'm like, just take, just take me to sex world. I don't think I've ever had a lucid dream. Like, like in my dreams, I can control what I'm doing, but I don't know it's a dream. That usually happens. Not like there's only, okay.
Starting point is 00:36:33 There's only one time I had a lucid dream and I actually controlled my actions. Cause usually whenever I like, I'm like, this is a dream. I wake up right afterwards. Um, it was a dream. I think I was in elementary school. I can't remember when I had it, but in the dream. I wake up right afterwards. Um, it was a dream. I think I was in elementary school. I can't remember when I had it, but in the dream I was in elementary school and I was just walking around my old elementary school. That, that was, it was just a simple dream. And I was like, Oh, am I in a dream? Cause I don't go here anymore. Oh, this is a dream.
Starting point is 00:37:04 I can do anything I want um and then i turned into a frog and just hopped around and that that's the only time because the thing is the dream could have just been about me discovering i'm dreaming and then turning into a frog i like you know what i mean right like i could have very well not been aware but because the dream was about that to me i was aware and controlling what i was doing i want to i want to try so at least from my perspective i i was in just walking around and i turned to a frog and started hopping around what is it with school dreams because still at almost 25 i have dreams every single week that take place in my high school every single week
Starting point is 00:37:41 because you have such a strong connection to like that. Like there's so much of that visually that is in your brain due to like repetition. Yeah, but also same with the house I grew up in and I don't have dreams there, you know? Yeah. Well, it's weird because the dreams I have at school are always the same where it's always the first day of school
Starting point is 00:38:02 and I'm like trying to find my classes and I can't get my schedule right. Or it's the first day of school. And I'm like trying to find my classes. And I can't get my schedule right. Or it's the last day of school. And I'm like I'm done with high school. I'm holy shit I'm done with high school. And then I run and I miss the bus. I don't think I have like school dreams anymore. I have them so much.
Starting point is 00:38:19 I also have a very frequent dream. Where it'll change something to be school. A big recurring one is I'm in a really big airport. Like a airport okay and i'm trying to catch my flight but i'm in like the wrong terminal so i'm going really fast uh to get on my plane and i never miss it i always get on the plane but uh like leaning up to that i'm like trying to pack my bags and like i just can't pack fast enough and i'm like missing certain things and i'm like going around the airport finding like there it is and i'm like freaking out I'm gonna miss my flight I've never had like I've had a dream
Starting point is 00:38:48 that continues but I've never had a reoccurring dream well I have one reoccurring dream I've had it like two or three times it always like it's not the same dream but it's almost like the same location and same cast of folks just
Starting point is 00:39:04 with a different scenario. So it's always in the same house with the same people about the same person. And so it's linked to trauma shit. So I wonder if that's why I have that. I haven't talked to anyone about sleep. So I'm interested to see how that affects your dreams yeah i mean like your dreams are definitely heavily affected by like what goes on in your life i don't i don't necessarily have the belief that like all like dreams all mean something where it's like i saw this symbol in my dream it's like i think sometimes your brain's
Starting point is 00:39:40 just throwing shit out i think they can mean something not always though and um my one i didn't start getting reoccurring dreams until maybe like uh two years ago maybe like i only had one reoccurring dream before that which was i was at my grandma's house which is like it was uh near the beach so it was on stilts uh one of those and i'm there with like my whole family um like extended family too rocking back and forth like in the series of unfortunate events well then i look out at the ocean i see all the water receding and then a huge tsunami comes and it like rushes under the house and i'm freaking out like trying to get higher up and then the dream goes like blurry and then i come back and the house is just floating in the middle of the ocean and it's uh really fucking scary sounds horrifying but when you wake
Starting point is 00:40:31 up in your head you have to be like i experienced that because when you're dreaming you're kind of you're kind of experiencing these situations but at the end of the day like it's like that was a vr experience and but then you don't really remember it too much at like when you wake up it's like quickly starts to fade i I have that dream like maybe once or twice a year and then I found out that my mom my sister my aunt and my uncle all have the exact same dream I'm like I don't like that probably because y'all grew up in
Starting point is 00:40:54 Charleston right and there's always that constant fear of flooding you even said it didn't you say it was like in the Charleston beach area yeah and also that house is where my grandma died so maybe that has something to do with it that's why we all and we're all together it's weird um and i also have dreams where i'm on the beach and i keep like huge i'm just looking at like massive waves i have that all the time massive tits i look at
Starting point is 00:41:17 this just huge tits nipples erect no i spit all over the place no but i just watched these huge waves and i'm like oh i don't want to go out there when you were when you were a kid because you brought up waves it just sent me back to a nostalgic period right um did you ever just kind of have fun when you were a probably like half your height that you are now young lad lad, just letting the waves fucking bully you. Like you just like go, like you want the waves to be rough. So you're like spinning and like going around and. You see the big crash coming,
Starting point is 00:41:53 you just run at it. Yup. And then you just blown back. Like I miss that. But now like I can't do that as like a 200 pound grown man. Yeah. The longer I, like the longer my body became,
Starting point is 00:42:03 the more it started to hurt. Cause it would start like beating me and like. But i remember being like a rag doll when i was younger yeah when i was in maui i'm sure if i was fit we could still like be all you know have fun with waves but now my body hurts well what sucks the most is when the wave uh throws you down and drags you against the sand underneath and the sand is rough because in maui the sand was all like uh really like coarse it wasn't like fine and the waves were huge one day when i went swimming at this one little beach they had to be like 10 11 feet and i was like oh shit these are huge but i i still tried to go out and like you know yeah have some fun because i'm
Starting point is 00:42:41 like i'm not gonna die and they'd pick me up and slam me down. And then I would fucking just, I would hit the ground like my back and it would just drag me and I'd be all scraped up. And like, I wouldn't be able to come back up for a minute. Who's calling me. It's a one 800 number.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Not important. If it's a collect call gross. Oh, I know what it is. What is it it's the sleep people
Starting point is 00:43:08 reminding me that I have a call in 20 minutes got it they said they would remind me hi can I take your order please
Starting point is 00:43:15 can I get a big mac mc wrap mc flurry and a mc double keep it real I need a happy man
Starting point is 00:43:21 mc crispy and tan mc nuggets tasty golden fries a cold drink with extra ice Junior chicken will be fire And a sweet hot apple pie
Starting point is 00:43:29 Is that it? Let me get a quarter pounder With cheese and flatfish Oh please Make grittas and McMuffin And a large coffee A hamburger, cheeseburger Hodgepodge, hotcakes
Starting point is 00:43:37 Vanilla cone shake And a hot bar Sunday Yeah, waves are fun as fuck though They are I do love playing in big waves drowning some of my biggest fears so it's scary but it's like the feeling of just like i don't like swimming in the ocean so i don't do that anymore so when you just see a big wave like right coming up at you like and it hasn't crashed yet but you know it's about to crash the thrill of that is very i wonder why that happened to me when I was younger. I loved
Starting point is 00:44:05 going onto the ocean. And then I'd say it was probably somewhere around late high school to early college. I was like, Hmm, that kind of creepy. Do you have any scary experiences with the ocean? Like a few, but not like horrible. Like I always hated going into the ocean in terms of, cause I, cause in my head, I'm like, i just know at one point during this week-long trip i'm gonna run into that asshole that one asshole crab and i and i always did and it was just i'd be walking around you know waist high even chest or chest deep whatever water then at one point you know i'd i'd step and i'd feel a little pinch and it's a crab and every single time I try to run away and that fucking crab chases after me. So I just have to fucking get out.
Starting point is 00:44:50 You're in his turf, dude. I can't have fun with a crab constantly trying to cut my feet open. Is that like one of the big blue crabs? Yeah. Dude, those suck. They're just like running around. Fucking like, get out. Just pinch and shit.
Starting point is 00:45:03 It's like, bro. I'm like, stop. I'm just trying to walk around and like chill and relax. There's so much space. I know. What are you protecting? Like they have all of the ocean floor. I can't even see what they're doing.
Starting point is 00:45:15 That's not fair. It's a surprise attack. I accidentally, it's probably because I, you know, when you accidentally step on one and then both of their claws come up, they're like, hey, you ever had, because I used to go crab hunting where you just go into like the behind the dunes into marshy areas where all the pluff mud is and shit and you just try to just hunt for crabs in the little pools and usually you just step on a few and they just get pissed and be like get off of me i hated stepping on a well every time my foot touches something and it moves in the ocean,
Starting point is 00:45:46 I freak out. So it's like, if I lightly hit... Because you don't know what it is. And the worst is stepping on a stingray, dude. Oh. Yeah, they're... I've only done that like, I think once. And it scared the absolute shit out of me.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Yeah, it's like an alien. I just thought it was like a huge... In my head of course the first thing is shark it's always it's but that's why now when i go in the ocean i don't take steps i drag my feet because when you drag your feet it scares off things around okay because like the the sand that comes up in the jesus christ i remember like just being i was swimming where I couldn't touch. I love going out like where I can't touch and swimming there. Only with a friend, though.
Starting point is 00:46:30 I can't do that by myself. My favorite was like around chest deep and you're starting to have to get on your tippy toes a little bit. The waves will lift you up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was my fun height. Because if I was in the ocean and I couldn't like touch or I had to kind of go double my height i was like no this is fucked because that's what it's like i'm chum yeah sharks are scary but the odds of being attacked by a shark are like so astronomically low yet i saw a shark attack once and the uh
Starting point is 00:46:58 odds of someone bursting through your front door and shooting you in the face are low but yet you you lock your front door don't you you lock face or low, but yet you lock your front door, don't you? You lock your back door as well, I'm sure, when you sleep. It's true, yeah. You know, you're more likely to become president than... Oh, fuck. I knew that. I had this yesterday. I don't remember what the thing was.
Starting point is 00:47:16 Get attacked by a shark? No, not get attacked by a shark. I was about to be like, that ain't true. Hold on a second. I got to... I really need to... This is killing me how do people actually find out the likelihood because there's so many like like socio-economical like problems i guess
Starting point is 00:47:34 statistic statisticians because there's like someone from a low-income upbringing definitely has a lower chance of becoming president than someone who was brought up into like a political family yeah there are there are factors, but statistic people take all that into account somehow. I hated statistics, dude. It was so hard. I took AP statistics and I got a two on the exam. It was to prepare you to catch all these fake news out there, you know?
Starting point is 00:48:00 Yeah, absolutely, man. It prepared me for my career as a YouTuber. Man, I just just i remember my teacher messaged me on facebook after i got a two on the exam and he was like matthew i'm i'm sorry that i failed you i should have been a better teacher and i was like he did fail you i was like he didn't fail you didn't give me a failing grade i just failed the ap exam and that's my own fault which means you didn't get any credit to go to college, which means that you didn't have any. What was the statistics?
Starting point is 00:48:27 Yeah. You didn't have any math credits going into college. You could have had a math credit. A good one, too. Was it one or two? I don't know. But what sucked. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:36 So the teacher before him was this stupid woman. Stupid bitch. Fucking Barb. Her name was Barbara. Dumb bitch. She was. And she got fired. She stabbed a kid's hand with a pencil. Fucking Barb. Her name was Barb. The dumb bitch. She was. And she got fired. She stabbed a kid's hand with a pencil.
Starting point is 00:48:48 Got fired. So she is a bitch. Because my friend wasn't getting it. And he raised his hand. He's like, can you explain? She's like, what don't you get? Everybody gets it but you. To you?
Starting point is 00:48:59 No, to this kid. Oh, okay. And she had a lot of outbursts that got her in trouble. But one of them was she slammed her hand down with a pencil and went into someone's hand. Not like, but like it like cut them up and they get a bandage. So she got in trouble. And then the day she got fired, the resource officers just no one knows what happened. They just walked in, escorted around.
Starting point is 00:49:17 She was never seen again. But she I had CP like math with her. No, I didn't have CP. I had CP math with her, which is the most basic shit. And you know, that shit's kind of easy. So I did.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Okay. And she's like, Matthew, you're doing good in this class. I'm gonna recommend you for AP statistics. I was like, Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Which is literally like a completely different ball game from what I was doing. So of course I failed that shit. I only had to deal with AP literature and history. I had literature. That's it. I wanted history, but I wasn had to deal with AP literature and history. I had literature. That's it. I wanted history, but I wasn't that good at the tests. I don't know how I got into some of my AP classes. I was like, I'm a fucking CB student.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Same. I'd say my average was a B minus. Solid B minus. I got a four on the literature exam, though. I thought AP was only meant for like A plus students. No. They allow dummies in as well. If you're an AP, don't use it as a way to brag. Just remember, Ryan McGee was an AP.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Just remember, so was both. And you've seen how stupid we are, especially in like one of our first podcasts. Yeah, it's bad. I mean, it's nice that you're an ap and it's good that you're if you are an ap i take advantage of it and get those college credits if college is something that you plan on doing that will save your parents a lot of money yeah uh but i had ap art and basically ap art like we you don't learn anything ap art
Starting point is 00:50:41 yeah you don't learn anything you just have to submit a portfolio at the end of the year. And then that's your, they grade it like on the AP scale. How do you grade art? Exactly. Right? So like in art class, whenever we had projects and like we'd have some creative project, I never understood how I or some students would get like C's and be like, what do you mean? Isn't this all just kind of.
Starting point is 00:51:04 I think they're basing it on like, that looks really good. That doesn't look good. You're not good. It's like, what do you mean? Isn't this all just kind of- I think they're basing it on like, that looks really good. That doesn't look good. You're not good. It's like, what do you mean I'm not, like, I understand I'm not good, but this is just what I can do. This is my interpretation.
Starting point is 00:51:14 I tried to be all fun and creative with every project I did. Sometimes it didn't pan out. It's hard sometimes, man. Art's hard. I had to make 20 pieces for my portfolio to submit at the end of the year, which then the judges look at and determine what my score is but scoring art i know i love so stupid
Starting point is 00:51:31 one to five i guess they have to if they're going to make it a like if they're going to make it uh a class in in the educational system they have to have some sort of way to test and you know the best the thing was i i goofed off all year and then like literally as art students do yeah and two weeks before it was due i was like i have two pieces i was freaking out so i just pulled out of my ass these like digital pieces i whipped up i got a four nice so you're you're an artist yeah i whipped it it's a really shitty stuff looking back i don't know why they gave me a four maybe they like the colors i used i just made all these like portraits of people that looked like they were like stained glass but they weren't stained class
Starting point is 00:52:15 it was photoshop something like that like traced all the black lines it was the easiest like projects for me to pass were in college. It was an art class. It was a film class, like a film studies class. And if you had to make a short film or whatever, those are always my favorite projects because you just – it's so easy. You just do the prompt and then you can be as creative as you want. You can edit it as stupid. And I still got hundreds on like, remember that cow video?
Starting point is 00:52:47 First date with Cyndago? Was that for school? Yeah, that was for my, I think, final project for a college class or something like that. That's cool. And so Daniel and I did all the work for that. And Daniel didn't even go to USC. And all of the people who did the project with me just kind of, we used their, I guess, apartment and they just kind of sat around and watched us because I don't know, they
Starting point is 00:53:13 didn't offer to help. One of them, oh, one of them was like, I'll do lights. I'm like, okay. And so they plugged in like a light that I brought or something. I did it. All right. And in the credits, I credited them.
Starting point is 00:53:25 I don't know if it's, it's not on the syndicate one, but probably on the Vimeo when I credited that it credited them as like lights directing, like all this bullshit. Cause I had to, I couldn't just credit them as nothing. I know I used your place.
Starting point is 00:53:38 I just, and you stand, stood around, but it was so stupid. Like it was, it was about a, it was probably cringe looking back at it now I'm sure
Starting point is 00:53:48 but like I had a good fucking time making it because I just remember I was like ha ha ha ha take this college class you little filmmaker
Starting point is 00:53:56 and every other kid in those I can get a high score making this stupid shit ha ha ha ha dude the kids in those media art classes and film classes are insufferable
Starting point is 00:54:04 because because most of them don't give a shit yeah and then the ones that do give a shit give too much of a shit where they just want to show off to the teacher about how much they know about film and i remember i had to do this i had to go to a three-hour lecture every week that was like intro to media arts because i was switching my major over to media arts and it was a prereq i like needed um and you can't test out of it and it was so boring because it'd literally be like three hour lecture like today. We're going to show you how to use the text tool in Photoshop. And I'm like, I just can't believe like I'm trying to go back to that point in time.
Starting point is 00:54:34 It is probably the most foggy is me going to classes at school because I did go to class. No one remembers the classes. Everyone remembers everything else about college. But I do remember, you know, getting there early, sitting in like the third row of some boring computer class trying to get by and pay somewhat attention and get the notes in some way.
Starting point is 00:54:56 And then, you know, I remember going to class. I remember waking up early. Sometimes those cold mornings in South Carolina. Nothing compared to, of course, I guess like Canada, you know. Got cold for us in the South. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:55:12 19 degrees is cold. That's really cold. No matter where you are, that's cold. Yeah. Except people in like Wisconsin are like, no, that's warm. Ah, freezing is normal for me. This fucking place is like in Russia where it gets like
Starting point is 00:55:28 I'm gonna say what the coldest temperature ever recorded on Earth is. Give me your best bet. I don't know, dude. I wouldn't be able to tell. How It would be high up. It would be like the peak of a mountain, right? I'd imagine.
Starting point is 00:55:44 This is recorded at ground level actually holy shit at the Soviet Vostok station in Antarctica on July 21st 1983 negative 128.6 Fahrenheit Jesus
Starting point is 00:55:59 negative 89 Celsius would that just freeze you on the spot would that turn you into an icicle the moment you step outside just freeze you on the spot? Would that turn you into an icicle? Like the moment you step outside? I think you would get like cold, like cold burns the second you expose your skin. Your eyes would freeze like the,
Starting point is 00:56:15 cause they're the liquid and stuff. Okay. I hate that, man. But that's just a ground level. Is there one that's, that's, that's, that's,
Starting point is 00:56:23 that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,
Starting point is 00:56:24 that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,
Starting point is 00:56:24 that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,
Starting point is 00:56:24 that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, it's not at ground level Damn do you have It's like right at the south pole I could deal with it I could go outside in my underwear In that temperature There are videos of like Russians That just come up from the ice and then they're just like Eating ice cream
Starting point is 00:56:36 I think I mentioned this before You know what no I gotta stop doing that I think we already mentioned this Is it about time is it about time is it about time for that sleep call it's 2.56 they said it was at 3 why are they calling me so many times before maybe they're making sure
Starting point is 00:56:53 that you know here give me a second you do Merry Christmas okay the call went well the call went well yeah I forgot to do it last time and i'm sure uh my my my twitch users would be upset with me oh what happened um so i said i'd only do this once but a few uh a few streams ago uh someone donated a very generous amount of money to me
Starting point is 00:57:23 and then donated another generous amount of money and then told me that that was actually for you and not me. What? Yeah. And I told them I'd give you the $50. $50? Yeah, because they said it was for you and not for me. And I said, okay, you said it, but this is going to be the only time
Starting point is 00:57:43 I'm going to be able to do this. I don't want like a thousand donations that say this is to Matt Watson I don't think that's a bad idea because that's not going to Matt Watson anymore that's going straight to me that's fraud, that's embezzlement no it's not, they're donating
Starting point is 00:57:57 through my link but this wonderful viewer I will follow through for them because I made a bit out of it on the stream. Like 50 bucks? Yeah, I just got to pull it up real quick. So you're about to be 50 bucks richer. No way.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Yeah, hold up. Yo, what's up? It's 50 bucks Richard. Almost there. Oh, shit. I have to type it out again. Sorry. I'm just gonna say Twitch donation.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Okay. Okay, and there. Hold up. Hold up. Turn it up. It says it's paying you. It's not done yet. It's going.
Starting point is 00:58:42 It's loading. Wait, wait, me uh turn on my notification sounds we'll see if this uh comes through it's taking a bit i don't know why that's not it that's a different email that's a different email that was an email that's a text message that's a text message um i can't tell if it's frozen it just kind of says oh and vinmo gets like the 99% thing? Yeah. It just does that sometimes.
Starting point is 00:59:07 It just sits. Well, I'm just going to leave it and come back and open it back up. Just go to the bank and get me a $50 bill. I'm going to try again real quick. The $50. Twitch donation. It doesn't look like it doesn't want me to have the $50. You're not just messing with me so you can keep it, right?
Starting point is 00:59:25 No, no, no, no. See? There it is. Ryan paid you $50 note Twitch donation. Okay, dude. Thanks, man. Yeah, of course. Very sweet. So now can't get mad at me. They can't come back and say you lied and you kept the money
Starting point is 00:59:41 you said on the stream you were going to give to Matt and didn't give it to him in the last podcast like I should have. But this is another Christmas episode. So gifts of giving, Matt. Gifts of giving. Thank you, man. It's that time of the year. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:58 Well, this comes out on YouTube on Christmas Day, but it's going to be earlier on other platforms so whenever you're watching this we hope that you guys enjoy and enjoyed snowy mega this year because we worked very hard on it uh and did a bunch of uh fun new shit yeah and uh we can't wait for 2021 but we'll talk about that in next week's podcast we're already recording content for it as we speak so well as we speak not as we speak as as we speak we are about to we are about to record more content that is specifically 2021 content and we've already recorded 2021 content we have so thank you all for your support it means so much uh and we love you all and uh see you next time.
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