supermegashow - EP 226 - America The Beautiful

Episode Date: January 6, 2021

Well this one’s political. Recorded as the 2021 storming of the capitol was taking place. Try Honey TODAY at www.joinhoney.com/MEGACAST. To get your 15% off your first order and free shipping go ...to www.meundies.com/SUPERMEGA Get an extra three months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/SUPERMEGA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need. Angie has over 20 years of home service experience, and they've combined it with new tools to simplify the whole process. Bring them your project online or with the Angie app, answer a few questions, and Angie can handle the rest from start to finish.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. Which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I.com. Welcome. Welcome one and all back to another quarantine super mega cast. Another one still in quarantine. Hopefully this will be the last day for me because I took my test and I should have already gotten the results. I don't know why I haven't gotten them yet.
Starting point is 00:01:29 You got to take a second test too, dude. Nah, dude. That's for chumps. Remember, haven't you been reading? There's false negatives going out everywhere. Really? Yeah. So I'm going to take a second one during the weekend.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Nice. And hopefully if everything clears up, we can get back started Monday. Yeah, I've had no symptoms, and everyone else I know that was exposed in the same event has all tested negative and has no symptoms. So I'm just waiting for mine. What? Those are good signs.
Starting point is 00:01:59 At the same time, like 80% of infected people show low symptoms or are uh anti uh not anti uh what is it asymptomatic yeah so we might just be you know the hip young kids well luckily everyone's tested negative so far that was i was exposed so i'm just waiting for mine to see uh to see see what mine says i should have gotten it by now maybe they're just real backed up i went to dodger stadium to get it, and they redid the entire layout of the line because it's gotten so crowded with tests.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Is it longer? Yeah. Now you have to drive through a maze of traffic cones just to get to the beginning place so they can have a longer line wrapping around that doesn't back up the streets outside the stadium. Yeah. I got through really fast, though. I got through in 20 minutes. longer line wrapping around that doesn't back up the streets outside the stadium yeah i got there
Starting point is 00:02:45 really fast though i got through in 20 minutes i'm gonna i'm going i yeah thursday and then i'm gonna schedule another one soon just for the weekend just to be super safe especially since what well matt you were the one that infected me you bastard hey it wasn't me dude you invited me over just just you knew exactly what was going down so if if i'm going down ryan's coming down i texted you ahead of time and told you and you still came over yeah but i didn't have a gathering on christmas hey i had two people over on Christmas. Small gatherings are the cause, but traveling is the big one, especially for the holidays, which we didn't get to do to see our families. A gathering of four people is still allowed, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:03:41 I don't know. All I know is that, yeah, it's's allowed but still it's not good because small gatherings is what's spreading it mainly like uh people to people like people hosting small little gatherings at their house and then spreading from household to household that's how it started in the beginning like most of the problem wasn't like people going out in public and stuff it was uh when i think china put stuff on lockdown and it spread through the households so like the whole household got it and that's why it was bad yeah i guess that's why it's that's why it's good i guess the tucker brothers aren't there because that's less people yeah it's
Starting point is 00:04:20 just been me for the last week quarantining and and I've been losing my mind, dude. I haven't seen anybody. I've just been – I sleep really late. I get up. I don't do shit all day, and it sucks. It sounds like – in theory, it sounds awesome, like just not doing anything all day, but it sucks. It's so boring. I need some human interaction.
Starting point is 00:04:40 I just watch videos on YouTube, and i've been working on a little project with some people on discord but other than that i literally have been doing nothing and it's so boring so so boring i'm about to pull my hair out and and you're wanting to live alone yes absolutely well because if i well like the thing is if i live alone i could still go out and see people and have people over right now i can't do anything so I'm just like fully fully just like trapped in this empty house by myself and in the last week and it is uh not fun I feel that the I guess the cons there's some sort of consolation would be that millions of people are doing the same. And we, and then after all of this is done, we, you know, it'll be kind of a, uh, a collective of, well, one side of people who were responsible and then
Starting point is 00:05:33 the other side of people who stormed a Capitol building, uh, maskless. Yeah, dude, it's pretty, it's pretty sick, man. We actually, we were going to be there helping storm the Capitol, but we forgot that we were contractually obligated to a podcast today so we had to cancel our plane tickets unfortunately um but yeah you know as as we speak right now there's currently a a group of extremists storming the capitol building uh with guns um the national guard is nowhere to be found. Did you see the video? You're watching it live, right?
Starting point is 00:06:08 Yeah. Did you see the video of the police literally just letting them in? Were they just like opening the doors? They opened. I saw videos of them taking selfies and stuff. Yeah, which is super fucked. Look, I'll send it to you in Discord. It's a video of, look at this.
Starting point is 00:06:24 It's just the barricade of the protesters in front of the Capitol and the police just open it up and let them all in. What? Fucking insane. Watch that. Wait, why is that? Hold up.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Let me, let me look at this. Yeah. They just opened the gates. Yeah. I, I saw the video too, where the cops just taking selfies with the protesters.
Starting point is 00:06:46 It's like, that's so – what the fuck? They're literally like – If Black Lives Matter protesters had done this to the Capitol, there would be a lot of dead people right now. Yeah, I see that sentiment a lot on Twitter, especially since the whole images that's really popular right now during the protests of National Guard just kind of standing on the steps versus people putting their feet up on people's desks.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Well, putting people's feet up on a desk isn't bad. It's more of the fact that the Capitol building was stormed when the election process was trying to finalize. We we were trying to just just to stop get this get this done and over with so it's just it's it's legitimately um harmful to our process and the fucking like i don't know how it's not any more clear to so many people like my father for example uh about the election is there is zero evidence of any fraud that took place in every single court case that this stuff has been sent to even to far republican judges every single thing has been turned down because there's no evidence so wasn't it like one to 61 in the vote or some shit like that? I think so. It's just ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:08:07 It's like there's literally, it's all a conspiracy theory, and now we have people inside the Capitol building with Confederate flags and QAnon hoodies fucking spraying fire extinguishers everywhere and smashing windows. So very fun right now. I wonder how it's going to end. It's getting dark right now in D.C. Did they bring headlamps? Dude, did they bring their tiki torches, bro?
Starting point is 00:08:30 Nah, dude. Well, that's a firehouse. We need a resurgence of that meme. The tiki torches? Well, see, Jackson could bring it back with his tiki shit. That is true. Jackson looks exactly like someone who would be storming the Capitol building, if I'm being honest right now.
Starting point is 00:08:45 With his shaved head and everything with his shaved head and his mustache and i just feel like his general style and demeanor like it comes across as someone who would storm the capitol building he dresses too good to be someone that would storm the capitol building i'm looking at these dudes and are you sent me a picture of a well-dressed man carrying a podium out, actually. He looked like someone right out of a California surfer ad with his long-ass hair. Yeah, he...
Starting point is 00:09:16 Never mind, I'm looking closely. He looks kind of goofy. Also, like... First glance, he had long hair. He was wearing, like, some nice-fitting jeans. Well, it's just... All the people that are posting pictures of themselves in Nancy Pelosi's office
Starting point is 00:09:32 with their... Stealing the podium of the speaker, smiling. It's like, you're going to get arrested and charged. Oh, in downtown right now, I'm seeing a video in downtown LA of a bunch of Trump supporters in huge fistfights right now with
Starting point is 00:09:45 non-Trump supporters. Well, let's just hope this is the worst and everything can simmer down, because right now, legitimately and legally, Democrats won the presidential election, and they've also won a majority in the House. so like that's reality now that all this shit has to just fucking simmer down and all these losers have to go home and democrats have all three years so it's like yeah i i don't think it's going to get any better anytime soon though i think it's only going to get worse how long do you think it's going to last a long time i don't know man it's like it's just it's hitting a breaking point now that i think once trump actually has to leave office it'll be really bad too because right now you know he's still in office and you know he welcomed this and incited this
Starting point is 00:10:37 and then his the video where he told them to go home he's like we love you you're very special it was like talking to preschoolers i know well he is and also he's like he's love you. You're very special. It was like talking to preschoolers. I know. Well, he is. And also he's like, he's hyping up the whole thing too. Like it's a dog whistle where he's like, they stole it from us. We all know that it's the worst thing in history, but go home. But they're forcing him to say these things.
Starting point is 00:10:58 I know. He's just having to, it's, oh my God, dude. It's so frustrating. I, I, I, I can't explain it, though. Like, I woke up this morning, and it is crazy to see it, but I'm, like, not at all surprised just because the events and the rhetoric leading up to this kind of all pointed to at least something of this caliber
Starting point is 00:11:20 or something like this happening. Yeah. So, like, I wish I could say I was surprised, you know, but it just seems like the, you know, day 800 and something, whatever, in the circus, you know. Yeah. I'm seeing pictures of dudes in tactical gear with a bunch of zip ties. That's if they were planning to do their own arrests.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Classic, man. Classic. It's just a crazy scene. I woke up and I found out because I got a text from Max. And he was like, America's the greatest country on earth, dude. And I was like, what are you talking about? I just woke up. What did I miss? And he said, go on Twitter. And then I did and I was like, oh, Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:12:06 We really are just the redneck neighbors now. Yeah. I mean, we've always been that, but it's sinking in. Damn, dude. This is insane. I'm just watching videos that just keep coming out. It's like a little piece of history, I guess. This will definitely be in history books.
Starting point is 00:12:24 There's really no way to defend this you're an idiot if you do that's like the bottom line they want their voices heard so they decided to break into a federal government building they did recounts they sent everything to the courts there's no evidence and the people doing this literally believe that an insider in the white house is is posting secret plans on 4chan uh and 8chan to to tell the masses the secret plan uh even though it none of the stuff's ever come true but that's just part of the plan i mean idiots and just the whole thing of like i don't know like these these are now they're trying to call these peaceful protests you know trying to take the same rhetoric and like spin it around but it's like dude y'all you can't do that
Starting point is 00:13:11 whole flip of you know the flip of the coin thing if you're breaking windows to get into a government building like it just doesn't work you know it's just i i saw a video of uh from a couple years ago when um a bunch of uh disabled people were protesting uh obamacare being changed because they would lose their disability benefits and it's just a video of the police just carrying out all of these disabled people like uh that can't really walk just carrying them all out and they're all like screaming and it's like the difference between that and then watching this right now it's like they they they're literally just letting these people run in here and do this and if you don't believe me there's videos like i said of the cops just letting them in where are the police during
Starting point is 00:13:57 the blm protest they had this place surrounded is there a live stream like yeah there's a couple Is there a live stream? Yeah, there's a couple. Because every live stream I find is just... I don't want to hear news anchors. So it seems like... I just want to see footage. I just want to see a live stream of the Capitol building. Aren't there cameras in the Capitol building or no?
Starting point is 00:14:18 Yes. Wait, dude! Far Cry 6 official reveal trailer came... Oh, this is five months ago. It's old news, it's nothing. I thought it was gonna be new, I thought it was gonna be new, I'm sorry, I thought it was gonna be new. One person shot in critical condition. And they did find a- they found at least one homemade bomb on Capitol grounds.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Alright. This shit's just crazy, man. Extreme as shit. It's wild, and I wonder if it's going to get any worse. Probably will but. Go home you very special beautiful people. Please go home and be beautiful you know. We can't let them win but go home.
Starting point is 00:14:56 There's good people on both sides. And then now it's calling the people storming the capitol building. Good special people. And just inciting it. It's funny because my favorite thing is – Well, they are special. It takes a special kind of person to break into a government facility. Not just any government facility, the Capitol building. Let's see what happens in nine minutes because that's when the curfew goes into effect in D.C.
Starting point is 00:15:29 That's when they're allowed to take out batons and shoot their eyes out right they have like full they like after curfew eyes are popping out heads are being bashed in you know gas is getting let out if if the uh if the protests in the past have any you know you know we'll see how it goes though they they could just kind of bring them coffee or hot chocolate if they don't like the taste of coffee you know it's cold out here got some blankets they're all they all start singing like kumbaya oh by the way you know the the $2 billion budget for police weapons? We brought them all here for you guys. Here's some armored tanks, too. Storm the Capitol.
Starting point is 00:16:11 There you go. That's crazy, dude. Well, like, this isn't going to stop Biden from becoming president. No. It's just causing a scene, you know? And also, if they push this off, if they keep doing this so they literally can't count the votes like officially like the whole process that they were doing then by inauguration day then nancy pelosi becomes president in the meantime and neither side wants that wait really yeah is that what happens yeah if they can't just host it on zoom i don't know
Starting point is 00:16:42 it's you know tradition or some shit where they have the official electoral votes that have to be, like, counted in Congress. And then they confirm the results. And, you know, if they're unable to do that by election day or by inauguration day, then apparently Nancy Pelosi becomes president for, like, until they can get it done. Apparently Nancy Pelosi becomes president for like until they can get it done. Yeah, but Matt, when the Democrats lost the election last year or when the election was going on last year, they were wearing pussy hats on Capitol Hill. Those P-word hats are detrimental to democracy. And I don't care who disagrees. What do you think Ben Shapiro is going to say about this? Ben Shapiro is going to save his ass, and he's going to, like, you know.
Starting point is 00:17:35 What they're going to do is they're going to be like, see? I condemn all the violence. So, see, unlike the liberals, I can condemn violence. See? See, unlike the liberals, I can condemn violence. See? But they're talking points and they're rhetoric and they're just general, just how they act on Twitter and shit. Like, that all leads to shit like this.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Like, it's from their words that this stuff is born. Yeah, they step back when this shit happens. But it's like you guys are partially responsible for this kind of shit because you're the people indoctrinating and and making these people into extremists yeah like they're not telling people to go out and storm the capitol building or to go uh you know change the election or sway the election but they have created a world where these people legitimately believe that their lives are in danger and that a whole our whole institution is fucked, which isn't good. Yes, these people are dummies, but it's not good that a huge swath of the American people are led down this road. Yeah, and the institution is fully fucked, but not in the way that they throw out.
Starting point is 00:18:39 It's propaganda the way they throw it out, and it's not true, the stuff they say. And it leads people down this... It's a real issue, the rabbit hole of becoming extremist online. It's a serious problem where these guys will start small with this stuff, and they fall deeper into conspiracy theories and QAnon and shit like that. And the next thing you know, they're in the Capitol building spraying pepper spray at people and kicking down doors and shit. And it's, it's just ridiculous. And it's, it's trying to stall an election is essentially the same people.
Starting point is 00:19:10 These are the same people that when they get radicalized, they go and they blow shit up or they, uh, shoot a place up like a Walmart or some shit. It's, it's, or the daycare of a government building. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:23 The Oklahoma city bombing. That was a far-right extremist. It's just fucking insane watching this all go down. It's just like a ton of idiots and just watching without being able to control anything. It's like, ugh.
Starting point is 00:19:37 You know, we used to judge Republicans for being scared of people wearing turbans. How are Democrats any different with the America Great Again hats? You're just scared of us due to our religious garb. I love, have you seen the picture of the guy at the speaker's desk in the Capitol?
Starting point is 00:20:04 Did someone actually take a shit on a desk? Did someone take a shit on a desk? No, I just heard – I couldn't tell if it was a joke. This isn't me. Like someone took a shit on – I heard it and I was wondering because that sounds like an – That's kind of badass. I'm not going to lie about that one. That one is pretty awesome.
Starting point is 00:20:24 But everything else is inexcusable. But the shit on the desk is kind of badass. I'm not going to lie about that one. That one's pretty awesome. But everything else is inexcusable, but the shit on the desk is kind of cool. Remember when protests were going on about Black Lives Matter, and they were like, don't these people have jobs? How do they have so many people? Yeah, it's just all hypocrisy. No, it's all advertising for your side. Each side has the same argument just twisted in a different way. It's just all hypocrisy. No, it's all advertising for your side. Each side has the same argument, just twisted in a different way. It's all fun.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Yeah. Well, you know, I actually heard that this is actually Antifa pretending to be Trump supporters. No way. Yeah. I've seen that multiple times today. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project
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Starting point is 00:22:31 Imagine having Europe all to yourself during the Air Transat off-season promo. Book your flights to Europe starting at $549 at airtransat.com. Conditions apply. Air Transat. Travel moves us. Anyway. What were we talking about? Fuck. I was saying how nothing is ever real. It always has to be twisted into some crazy conspiracy.
Starting point is 00:22:58 And there are conspiracy theories that are real, obviously. A lot of them. But sometimes there's things that are just real and it's, well, it's a doozy. It's a good thing to be skeptical of like government. That's not an inherently bad thing to be because you should be skeptical, skeptical of the government because they have so much power over you. You should be skeptical of like, you know, what they're putting money into, how much money they're getting from corporations. You know, it depends on the government you have.
Starting point is 00:23:27 But like when it comes to this, it's just blatant lies used as propaganda by one just dumbass in office. And I don't know. I feel like the sting of Trump will be felt in the Republican Party for a bit. I don't know i i feel like i feel like the sting of trump will be felt in the republican party for a bit i don't know it just like yeah you know trump got him to win one election but i don't know i don't i don't think they're gonna recover i don't think they're gonna recover from this the republican party i think that they're definitely gonna be splintered off now with republicans and then like trump republicans that would be interesting to see like the trump i mean that that's already kind of what's happening right
Starting point is 00:24:10 now because now that he hasn't been re-elected uh they're they're already splitting off and you see a lot of republicans saying like you have to verify the election results this is it this is it uh and then a lot of them like ted cruz are like no actually no no sorry we're just not gonna do that is ted cruz wait is ted cruz one of the people that like in that whole hearing was gonna like vote no or whatever he's the leader of the group uh that's trying to decertify the election is he a texan right yeah i know dude you know the exact reason he's doing this is because he knows that the trump base is so strong and he knows that if he is like one of the few that will stand up for trump then when he runs for president in 2024 all those trump people are going to vote for him you know see here's the thing ted cruz would legitimately be i think worse than a trump i
Starting point is 00:25:08 don't know the thing is like trump's bad but like get someone who is legitimately methodical you know about what they do like ted cruz is you know you know how it is i've just heard i've heard he's the most hated man in Congress and not even Republicans like him. Well, he's a little fucking weasel. He's the kid that would throw a dodgeball, miss someone, and then scream and cry over the fact that like, no, I hit him, he's out. You didn't hit me. Yes, I did. Like, he's that kid.
Starting point is 00:25:44 He's that kid all grown up. He's like, and I love that he's the fucking like view of a Texan. Like I'm a Texan. It's like, I'm sure when people are thinking of, you know, cowboys and shit, they're not thinking of Ted Cruz. So he can go sit down. Like he tried to grow a beard out and everything. He tried to become more overtly masculine, I guess, to his audience. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Did you see the video of him in his office smoking the cigar? Here's the thing. A lot of fucking – I've noticed a lot of right – I don't know what it is. A lot of right-wing dudes, dude bros, love smoking. Like, Steven Crowder smokes cigars on air. Like, what's his name? Oh, Dennis Prager loves his cigars. Dennis Prager.
Starting point is 00:26:32 The people, what is, I forget their names. It's the bald dude that is on the same Daily Wire shit as Ben Shapiro. Like, they'll all have this moment where they all, like, smoke cigars around and, like, talkars around and like talk about politics and shit it's it's that's what that's what men do right is it because like they're hearkening back to a time when like when like men would just sit around like a government is just ah you see now should we give blacks their rights to this week? No, no, no, they needed they need another century I think I like owning slaves. No, okay, you know
Starting point is 00:27:10 That's good. You know what? I'll hear you out. Oh I oh I found a video Steven Crowder uploaded called all about cigars featuring Dennis Prager Did the picture I just sent you of Dennis Prager looking into the camera smoking a cigar He looks so and the way he has in his mouth Of course. The picture I just sent you of Dennis Prager looking into the camera, smoking a cigar. He looks so – the way he has it in his mouth, he looks so uncomfortable. Like he really doesn't want to have it in his mouth. He's like never smoked a cigar in his life. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:34 All right, Dennis, just put this in your mouth for the picture. And he's like – I don't know why I have this in my head. But for some reason, I think I remember a Steven Crowder video of him giving facts about cigars where it's like beneficial to your health as I said I feel there's an inkling where I think I remember my reaction and being like what the fuck could have been a bad dream I'm not trying to make anything
Starting point is 00:27:56 up I mean could it be could it be the video I just sent you in discord I don't know I'm not gonna watch it all the way through no sit down and watch the 39 minute video please no i'm good i'll wait uh but i just they yeah they love their what is what is like is the cigar symbolizing just kind of like is it like a power thing it's it's it's it's just a cigar ryan chill out like class it's like masculinity yeah it's like a cigar Ryan chill out it's like masculinity
Starting point is 00:28:25 a wealthy man's kind of looking thing when you think of a billionaire they've always got their cigar and also it's a very masculine thing Ryan tell me this when's the last time you saw a bitch smoking a cigar here's the thing I'm wondering if it has anything to do with my penis is big
Starting point is 00:28:42 because it's a very huge phallic object and like they should they might as well just be smoking cigarettes but cigarettes are for women or for or for the sexualization of women or hollywood boys like ryan gosling we're men we smoke cigars that's what it kind of says to me you know to show my masculinity i'm gonna put a large penis shaped object into my mouth and suck and puff upon it for about an hour. Okay, can people just start like a thing where like all these right-wing people, any picture of them with a cigar, it's just like just swap it out with a penis. That's it.
Starting point is 00:29:17 It's the most juvenile thing, but I know it would get under their skin. Just a cocky ball. This is just immature. Yeah, it is. I'm so tempted to do that right now because, like, Dennis Prager has such a big cigar in his mouth in this one picture. I know. It's so – his mouth is open enough that it's so easy just to put a cock going straight in between those little Dennis Prager lips. What you would need to do is have it so they're smoking the cock.
Starting point is 00:29:42 So, like, the tip of the penis is, like, where the cigar is burning, you know? So, like, they're smoking the cock so like the tip of the penis is like where the cigar is burning you know so like they're smoking a severed cock or like you could you could you could picture like like both of the balls are in their mouth oh i like yeah i like the maybe you can even inflate their cheeks a little bit so the balls have been like uh like ed ed and eddie with gobstoppers just big ass cheeks between knots in them and then just jawbreakers yeah i don't know why i said gobstop well they're a type of jawbreaker but yeah jawbreakers they don't make those anymore do they god i thought do they not make gobstop let me see when's the last time you saw gobstoppers in like a grocery store like well i haven't been looking for Gobstoppers. I haven't either.
Starting point is 00:30:26 I feel like I just haven't seen them. Do they still make those? Well, yeah. I could get them on Amazon. All right. Those were okay. They had a weird aftertaste. I liked it because they became soft and chalky, and it didn't take much time for them to...
Starting point is 00:30:44 But they would make my mouth burn after, like, three of them. Like, my throat would start burning for some reason. Really? I don't know if it's, like, they're acidic. Like, kind of like when you drink lemonade, that kind of throat burn. I never got that. Oh, my God. Is something going on?
Starting point is 00:30:58 Matt's watching—again, Matt's watching the livestream shit. Well, two things. Two things. One, the woman that got shot died. And two, Caillou just got canceled. Well, Caillou is yesterday's news. Well, the woman got shot in the neck, I believe. She was like one of the first people that went in, right?
Starting point is 00:31:16 Jesus. Dude, you know who looks just like Caillou but grown up is Billy Corgan, the singer from Smashing Pumpkins. He looks exactly like him. Or Bill Burr. Just because he's bald and white. Any bald white person is Caillou. Yeah. Well, Billy Corgan has, he looks like Bill Burr too,
Starting point is 00:31:36 but he has a more like plump round face. So it really fits well into the Caillou aesthetic. Look at this picture I just sent. That that's kaiju all grown up he killed kurt cobain see i don't he was having he was having a love affair with courtney love when kurt cobain died and some people believe that he went and uh he went and killed her or him he killed he killed people also believe that courtney killed him right there's
Starting point is 00:32:00 like a bunch of a conspiracy theories okay so like from what i'm reading there's no like there's no factual basis. There's no report right now of who she was shot by from what I'm reading. But from an interview I saw earlier of some person who was a part of the protest, they were blaming law enforcement. I see. Only 13 people have been arrested today okay remember when you and i were uh uh do you think there's a slight difference between um uh even though it's it's it's not good
Starting point is 00:32:37 do you think there's a difference when protesters like block a road versus blocking a capital building and government processes? Here's the argument. The road, while it is seen as less necessary, it does provide routes for emergency or just people. The big problem is blocking emergency like fire trucks or ambulances to getting to certain parts of areas. Which no protest wants to do. No.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Usually the protesters will – yes, I'm sure you'll find video of the opposite. But from what I've seen in protests that I've seen in person, usually people move out of the way of emergency vehicles and then form back up to block the road. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you and i saw this at the same night when there was a big crowd and ambulance was coming through and everyone got out of the way so it could come through yeah and and most of also just to remember like people people were talking about blocking roads as we like there might have been one or two people honking during the protest you know that we were uh with but if i remember correctly call me out if if i'm lying matt no it was unanimous of every car was honking their horn and like support yeah that's what i'm saying like every like there
Starting point is 00:33:50 might have been a few maybe who were upset but from what i saw just people were like like having they it's more like they were watching something cool everyone driving by was like this is an interesting event they weren't like ah geez these fuckingbs. I'm sure that's what the cops were thinking. I'm sure there were a couple. Blocking emergency vehicles is never good, of course. And also, I'm sure we can agree that blocking the process in which, or one of the most important processes in our government is also not good, right? In democracy, yeah. can we can maybe maybe we
Starting point is 00:34:25 can agree on that i don't know yeah yeah it's it's goofy but it's just blocking it you know it's not gonna like you said it you said it before it's it's this is all just a big kind of you know stomping their feet eventually it has to calm down unfortunately violence may occur occur but the same and like the same ending to all of this will happen. There's still, you know, Biden's still going to be president and the Democrats rigged the election. I'm sorry. Live with it. Sorry, we did. I know that, like, obviously there are Trump supporters that listen to our podcast and stuff. But I'm just curious what they think about all this because it just doesn't make sense to me at all. Well, I don't think it ever will because –
Starting point is 00:35:16 And if you're a Trump supporter listening to us, it's like we don't hate you or anything. We're just very confused by all of this and what America has become. Well, the fact is that they are living in a totally separate reality than you or anyone. Because, I mean, people in general, if they live in a fandom, if mainly, like, right now we're talking about politics, but when it comes to politics, people on the left live in a different reality than people on the right. So there's no way to really see common ground. It's usually a gradual process, unfortunately, for someone to change sides. It's not done in like an argument. So like when you argue with people, their line of facts and reasoning is completely different.
Starting point is 00:35:59 And from, and from the, like when they tell you their facts, you see it as excuses, you know, and when you tell them your facts, they see it excuses so there's no winning you know yeah no exactly yeah it's it's we're at a point where you can't you can't debate or argue because there's no convincing the other side you know and i know i know a lot of listeners don't like it when we talk politics but i mean today is a very this is yeah this is big very historic day in american history literally happening as we're recording this right now still going on trump just tweeted there these are the things and events that happen when a sacred landslide election victory is so unceremoniously and viciously stripped away from the great patriots who have been badly and unfairly treated for so long. Remember this day forever.
Starting point is 00:36:49 I saw James Comey, that son of a bitch, said that he's like, Trump should not be, like, there should be no reason to prosecute Trump when he leaves office. And I'm like, if you don't, I think if you don't prosecute Trump, it sets the precedent and the example that presidents could do whatever they want going forward and they'll get away with it. You know, like presidents all need to be held accountable.
Starting point is 00:37:08 I don't care if they're Democrat or Republican or whatever the fuck they are. I like you're not above the law. And if the president's committing crimes, then the president needs to be held accountable just like every single congressman should. Every senator. If a president can incinerate a swath of a of a population you know i i doubt anything's going to be done with trump you know like so many presidents have done worse i would say that like i i i could only see it come down like what i guess what i'm trying to say is the only the only way something would come against trump is out of pettiness from, you know, like a Democratic Party or like the government officials.
Starting point is 00:37:51 It wouldn't actually come about because of, you know, our process, like a judicial process or anything like that. It is, yeah, and what sucks is there is so much insurmountable proof and evidence of things. Him and so many other people in that administration can easily be charged and prosecuted for. But and like I mean, even past presidents like you could easily argue that Obama could be charged with war crimes. But it's like basically he's not going to get prosecuted, even though the Democrats have House, Senate and presidency. Now, prosecuting would be very easy for them, but they're not going to do it because they don't have any spine to do that.
Starting point is 00:38:27 And they're just like, well, let's just move forward and forget about it. It's like you're going to let all these people off scot-free. It's just so frustrating after all the last four years and been just sending the message like, oh, yeah, well, nothing bad will happen to you guys. You're good. You can just – you're off the hook. We're kind of used to stirring the pot and then letting it sit and then watching what happens that's kind of what we do that's our thing us or america america oh yeah i thought you meant like like two of us i was like what no yeah dude we're
Starting point is 00:38:58 america doesn't learn america's stupid and the last decade of america shown i mean even before that i just never realized it until i got a little bit older uh just ridiculous country ridiculous but there's so many great things about america like there's so many great things and i i i do like america for so many reasons obviously i'm very lucky to have been born here and to be an American citizen. But Jesus fucking Christ, there's so much about this country that sucks ass and is only getting worse.
Starting point is 00:39:32 And we're at a point right now where it's just so fucked. And I don't even, like I wish that I could live in Canada or something, but I can't because that's too much of a process. And with COVID going on, it makes it impossible to go anywhere in general. I would love to move to Toronto or some shit. Toronto sounds awesome.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Let's go to Melbourne. Melbourne. Melbourne was nice. Melbourne felt like any other place I'd go to. It felt like Toronto. It felt like any just kind of major city. It felt like the other place I'd go to. It felt like Toronto. It felt like any just kind of major city. It felt like the Pacific Northwest to me. It kind of felt like Portland.
Starting point is 00:40:11 I want to go to the Outback when we go to Australia again. That's the type of Australia that I thought we were getting into. No, and then we get there, and it's just like cold, rainy. I was like, oh. When we go back, I definitely want to plan out a big trip ahead of time where we can actually drive out to the outback and film some videos there and see
Starting point is 00:40:31 what we can find out there. Every single Australian person I talk to, though, when I tell them I want to go to the outback, even just for a day, they're like, you don't want to do that, I promise. It's miserable. It's the worst place in the world. I'm pretty sure it's the most extreme,
Starting point is 00:40:47 harshest environment on earth, isn't it? Yeah, well, we're not talking about going out camping in the Outback. I just want to go and drive and take pictures because I'm sure there's some nice sights. I just want to be, I just want to exist there for a moment in time and be like, I'm in the Outback, wow. I want to be I just want to exist there for a moment in time be like I'm in the outback
Starting point is 00:41:05 wow I want to be where Steve Irwin stood exactly and that I want to follow every single footstep that that man took in the outback from start to finish I want to find his droppings if they're still around you know at some point he took a shit in the
Starting point is 00:41:21 wild and those molecules and stuff that composed his feces did disintegrate back into like dirt and everything. But they're still out there in Australia right now. I think that's what keeps me going I think. Knowing that that's out there still? Yeah. Yeah. Knowing that when I breathe in air there's a chance that Steve Irwin's poop particles could be ingested in some way into my lungs.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Well, you got to go back to Australia for that, man. You know, over here in California, that's not going to happen. I don't know. He did a lot of – he came over and did a lot of interviews. Well, maybe he went to New York for that. Those were all the late night shows. Yeah, but do you think he ever shit like in the wild when he was in California? Because I'm sure Steve Irwin did come to Los Angeleseles before they have to wrangle him in his dressing room they're like god damn it he shit everywhere again steve steve steve no no no no
Starting point is 00:42:13 inside the inside the trailer not outside steve steve they gotta pull his pants up and kind of help him inside i will forever maintain that the world is a worse place without Steve Irwin. That's when the timeline shifted. Legitimately. Like, I 100%. Oh, so it wasn't the nuclear bombing of a... Okay, it's when Steve Irwin passed. Okay, Ryan. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Yeah, I don't see what's so hard to understand. The moment Steve Irwin passed, there was a shift in the timelines. We got put in the shitty one. I forgot who said this, but legitimately everything, what I remember, everything started going downhill when the Bill Cosby thing happened. That was like the beginning of everything. Like it was okay. It was okay.
Starting point is 00:42:59 It was okay. And then Bill Cosby. And then just everything from there just turned into shit. Yeah, the only difference being it's not like Bill Cosby all of a sudden turned into a rapist. He had been a rapist for decades. He woke up one day. He didn't just wake up one day and then, like, rape tens of women. He was constantly there.
Starting point is 00:43:23 So little did we all know we were all living in the bad timeline and we didn't know it. Well think about how many other people right now we don't know that we're living in the bad timeline. You know? Dude, Stephen Kraut. Do you think it's possible that we see a future where Stephen or Ben are like
Starting point is 00:43:40 running for office? No, I feel like they're making enough money with the media stuff. I feel like they would be losing something. It's not necessarily – well, first of all, the money. A lot of people run for office not to win, but because they can get campaign donations, you know? True.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Like they already made so much money with Mug Club. What? What about Mug Club? That's true. Leftist Tears mugs the the crowder mug club even hey but but you know rich people don't operate in the sense of like oh i've made enough money you know it's like you make money and that's not enough and you got to make more money and you got to make more money and you got to make more money it's how the brain works it's that like curve of uh you know like when you're when you only have a hundred dollars
Starting point is 00:44:26 a thousand dollars seems like so much and you're like if only i had a thousand dollars then you have a thousand dollars and you're like if only i had ten thousand dollars and that's it keeps scaling up so eventually you're like oh i have a million dollars that's still not not enough but if you think back to when you were at a hundred dollars that's like you're like oh i'd never have to do anything else in my life once I hit that point. But once you hit a million dollars, you're still going up. Sorry, I don't mean to change the subject so drastically because this is an important conversation. But my bowels do need releasing.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Literally, I was about to say the same thing, dude. Really? I just drank a big coffee. I just drank a big coffee. And after I was going to finish that i was gonna finish that point i was like can i go take a shit okay uh let's uh both go take a shit then we'll come back and just kind of wrap things up i'm pretty i'm pretty certain that we have gone i want people to fact check me on this i'm almost certain that we have gone at this point 10 consecutive podcasts with a poop break. We need our poop break, dude.
Starting point is 00:45:29 I'm serious, dude. We need our fucking poop break, man. It's like we could shit any time during the day, but always in like the one hour of the 24 hours where we have to record the podcast. Like, God, I got to take a shit. I know. Like I have – it's not just, man, I got to poop. It's like I have to shit. Yeah, yeah. But I'll be back. I have. It's not just, man, I got to poop. It's like, I have to shit. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:47:14 Yeah, it looks like it. It says, officials say the Capitol is secure after pro-Trump mob breached the building and forced lockdown. All right. Building is secure. Dude, we did that on our podcast we did we did they heard they heard our voices because we were talking about it they we we did that i think this whole podcast was about it but i think so yeah just a part of history baby yeah and you know we got a platform and we've always been real we're not gonna be fake so we're gonna say what we believe you know and it died upsets some people but it's like hey you want us to be genuine we're being genuine that's how we uh it's what we
Starting point is 00:47:59 believe and we're in a very unprecedented time and history so we're gonna gonna say what we're in a very unprecedented time in history. So we're going to say what we're feeling. So sorry if you're triggered. I'll put a trigger warning on this one. Ooh, dude, you might actually have to. Just, dude, title it trigger warning, dude. Dude, not safe for cucks. Hoo, hoo, hoo. Ooh.
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