supermegashow - EP 228 - Rawr xD

Episode Date: January 20, 2021

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It sounds a lot better. We're in a room with, what are those things called? They're just sound phones? Acoustic sound panels. Okay, acoustic sound panel. Well, our voices aren't i guess yeah they're acoustic yeah they're acoustics bro you got acoustics in your voice i don't know what acoustics actually means you know i'll look it up right now let's see well you know like the acoustics in this room yeah we're gonna start out the podcast with some with some knowledge but we're back in the same room because we finished

quarantining and now we're back together at the office and we're back to work for 2021. Yay. Oh, the definition for acoustic, the properties or qualities of a room or building that determine how sound is transmitted in it or the branch of physics concerned with the properties of sound. So it's just a generalized term. Okay, cool So when someone says an acoustic guitar It's just Sound guitar A guitar that produces sound

Yeah, there's unacoustic guitars Electric guitar makes sense Yeah, because it's electric Acoustic just makes sound Why don't they call it a So, can I just be like, this is my acoustic trumpet Yeah, you could, technically, because it's acoustic Everything's acoustic.

Everything's acoustic. That doesn't sound like a word anymore. Nope. When you say it too much, acoustic. Especially when you download Justin Bieber's acoustic Never Say Never album. Good fucking album. Never say never. He did a Christian album, right?

No, he did a Christian song. Oh. I close my eyes and I can see a better day. Good morning. Good morning. I close my eyes and I can see a better day. Come on. Come on. Close my eyes and pray. Really? Actual song. Yeah.

Is it acoustic? I'd play it, but you know, DMCA. Yeah. Well, that's, that's. I can play it and you can censor it out. That shouldn't be DMCA because it's spreading the word of God. And honestly, I think that there should be an exception where if there's something that helps spread the word of God, it should not be allowed to get DMCA'd.

Ooh. Sounds like a wake-up alarm. Man, this isn't the acoustic one. Okay, maybe it is. Dude, the quality of that sounds like a wake-up alarm. Ooh. Things ain't right. Yeah.

And the paper is on the TV. It's everywhere that I go. Ooh. Tell. Yeah. TV. It's everywhere that I go. Oh. Tell me you're crying. Come on. Beep beep. You're dying. Come on.

The home. Come on. Get that. No more sunshine for all that rain. Yeah. No there's good times beyond that pain. Let's go. Tell me.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Put up. Oh. Close my eyes. Oh. Yeah. And I can be better. Yeah. So I can see a better day. So I can see a better day. Close my eyes And I can make a better day

So I can see a better day I close my eyes And pray And pray Close my eyes And I can see a better day You can see a better day He needs to sing this song

When's the last time Justin Bieber sung this song? That pisses me off. He doesn't do that anymore. I guarantee he doesn't do that at his big fucking concerts now. Fucking fake piece of shit. Where he has girls throwing their bras and panties on stage. Throwing their fucking areolas and shit at him, ripping him off. Like big old slabs of pastrami.

I hate when girls do that at our live shows. I know. Just popping those suckers off and tossing them like a tiny frisbee up on stage. What is a boob without a nipple? Is it attractive? Like if a girl went and there was no nipple,

would you still be like, whoa! Or would you be like, I don't know. I feel like my brain would put the nipples in place. Okay.

My brain, that's what my brain would do. It'd be like, you know, I know the nipples aren't there but my brain would be like just imagine because you're like two thirds of the way there already yeah true I could draw some nipples on there with a sharpie

hey baby hey come here don't some people have to get their nipples removed no they don't do they some people what's it their nipples removed? No, they don't. Do they? Mm-hmm. Yeah, right?

Some people. What's it called? A mastectomy, I think, when you have to get your... We're getting shit, so we don't have breasts. Sorry. No, men have... I mean, men have breasts. We can get breast cancer. We have...

But we don't have... Mastectomy is where you have to get your breasts removed. If I pop a tit out, no one's going to come. That's not true. You know that's not true. Except for all you fucking fetishists out there that fetishize hairy, plump chests on men. Which I do have. You definitely have some people out there that have.

Do you need another reminder of how much you can cup these and jiggle it around? I do. Okay, hold on. I would like that. See, I got to lean forward. Let me see. Let me see. Let me make sure which one's better.

I got to give you the. Ooh. Which one? I have. One of my pecs is bigger. I think this one's better. Like, go. Right? Yeah, yeah. Like, softly, like... It's not bad. Do this a little. You know, just... Dude, it's honestly not as big

as I thought it was gonna be. What? Yeah. There's a lot of... I mean, you can touch it. You can feel it for sure. It's just not as much as... You're just jealous because you don't have tits. I get it. It's fine. I've been gaining weight lately. Why are you fucking playing with candles?

Stop! I just noticed it's that whole thing where I make one noise with it and then I have to make a point of it. Right, you accidentally kick it. Well, to avoid embarrassment, I'll make it look intentional. Just keep going with it and then I have to make a point of it. Right, you accidentally kick it. Well, to avoid embarrassment, I'll make it look intentional. Just keep going with it. Oh, dude, you know what I realized?

We didn't have a poop break in the last podcast, did we? Did we not? I don't think we did. No, we did not have a poop break. Fuck, dude, we broke a streak. I think that's good. I think that's good that we didn't have a poop break. Did the poop breaks become popularized when I was going through that whole colon thing?

I think so. The colon saga? Yeah. What episode? That was a good saga of the podcast. That went on for a long time. Unfortunately, yes. But it ended.

But now, I mean, I still have putrid shits, but I'm not bleeding out of my ass anymore. Yeah, that's good. That's good that you don't have blood pouring out of your anus into the toilet and by the way everybody thank y'all for supporting the epic

SMP server Matt and I and everybody else on there have we've been having a lot of fun and again I have to state Matt I wasn't sure if I'd ever ever I wasn't sure the next time I was ever really going to play Minecraft kind of a little more casually, quote unquote,

because when we do it for the channel, there are like episodes, it's more like episodic. Right, right, right. But this is like long form. Like we streamed both for like over 12 hours, the starting. Yeah, first day on Saturday. I think I streamed almost 13. So it's a fun server.

The one thing I don't like is nothing to do with anything that you've done. That you're having too much fun. That's one of them. But the main one is that it's hard to stream at the same time as like Ross and like group of uh whoever's streaming in the beginning of the day but you and i were just saying you know sometimes we might we might have to we might have to you know is that is that do we have to think of them as separate jobs or can we think of it as one conglomerate like we're all we're building ourselves separate i think of it as one i i see streaming like on par with part kind of with part of the super mega job because it's all the same online entertainment shit. Yeah.

But it's so much fun. I love this server. It's so much fun. I guess we'll be like the late night gang. There's different shifts that come on the server. I'm down. Kelly's about to stream in like 30 minutes. Ooh.

Well, if you guys are listening, go check it out right now. Go back in time. You can go watch her VOD. Does she have VODs? Go watch our 13-hour VODs on Twitch. Some people don't have VODs. Some people have VODs for subscribers only, which is a smart move, I guess. I still can't get subscribers.

No. Why not? I'm not even affiliated. Did you contact them? Yeah. I haven't heard back yet. I got really pissed off yesterday Ryan Because I saw someone pop up my chat and say

Matt I couldn't sub to you so I went and gave my sub to Ryan Oh god That's the thing Matt With Twitch Prime it gives you If you link your Amazon Prime account to Twitch It gives you a free subscription to use on any creator You want That person had a free subscription

given to them by jeff bezos and they and they um they couldn't give it to you i gave it to you man but that's okay that's something for you to know now you know when you go in the future you know if you're not getting the sub something's up because people are given literally free subs by jeff if everyone if anyone says jeff bezos hasn't done anything hasn't done anything you know through through like uh what is it donations or hasn't done anything, hasn't done anything, you know, through like, what is it? Donations or hasn't done anything through charity. I'd have you know that for every Amazon Prime member that he has, he's given a free Twitch subscription to. Every month.

Every month you get a new one. Oh, every month? Every month you get a free Twitch subscription. People try to paint him as this horrible fucking monster. He's a benefactor He's giving you $60 worth of content a year Yes 5 times 12 is 6

Is it $5 to subscribe or is it like $5.99 or something I think it's $5 Wait how much do you Cause I don't know this yet How much do you actually take from that $5 I have no clue I know Twitch definitely takes a cut I'm just gonna guess they take $. I'm just going to guess they take 50.

I'm just going to throw out a guess. It's not that big chunk. I think Jackson told me one time they take $2 out of the five or something. Near 50.

Yeah. It's like 40. YouTube takes 50. Do you know that? Do they take 50? The ad revenue that we see come in is half of what it actually was

every month. And we're a duo, so that hurts us even more. So each of us get less than a fourth of it, actually. with employees a duo so that hurts us even more so each of us get not only that we're a duo with with employees so it so it double hurts us well actually yeah i mean um don't they make enough money exactly well no they're making a lot of money that's what that's what sucks is like i think we've talked about this before with the whole thing where it's like they have enough money but the human brain doesn't work like that.

Once you start getting money, you become crazy for it. There's no, there's never going to be a point when you make money where you're like, this is good. This is enough money. Because your brain just keeps striving for more. Have you watched Breaking Bad? I actually have two episodes left. The scene where Skylar opens up the garage door to reveal all the laundered money. $80 million. When is enough? Or what does she say? Skyler opens up the garage door to reveal all the laundered money? 80 million dollars.

When is enough? Or what does she say? She says, when is enough enough? Yep. I just watched that episode recently because I have two more left on my rewatch. I got to that episode last night. That one. Oh, shit. Wait, the...

No, no, no. Wait, three. Who? Hold on. Yeah, shit. Wait, the... No, no, no. Oh, no, no. That's season... Wait, that's season... Wait, three. Who? Doof! Hold on, hold on. Yeah, okay. That, and then... That's one of my...

I love that scene. That episode... I also love the scene where he goes, Jesse, run! After he goes... Dude, that's such a good scene fucking that episode dude Ozymandias is the best episode

in the show or the scene where he goes this isn't your mother's meth and then throws it and then it explodes I fucking the best scene in the entire show I think is when he comes home I fucking Dude but that scene The scene The scene The best scene

In the entire show I think is when he comes home And that truck When he comes Gotcha Sorry Continue There is a scene

Where he comes actually In the first episode Where he gives She gives him a handjob That was actually He didn't come Oh at the end He like

The first episode Of Breaking Bad Ends with him Having sex with his wife And as the credits are It's like And there's another scene Where you see him come The first episode of Breaking Bad ends with him having sex with his wife. And as the credits are, it's like, oh, oh. And there's another scene where you see him come because he's fucking her in the back of his car at like a school PTA meeting.

Yep. That naughty little bit. You never see Marie getting fucked by Hank, though. I know. I know. We didn't get to see the power Hank had. I bet because she's into dominating Hank. His big rock.

Do you think Marie put on like a strap on? Is that something we could ask Vince Gilligan? Can Vince Gilligan do what J.K. Rowling did to Harry Potter? Just make up shit after the fact? Like, oh yeah, Marie actually was wearing a strap on every single scene of the show underneath her pants. What I like that Vince Gilligan did is that whenever he said stuff that was like kind of out of canon, he'd be like, I'd like to believe that what you know what i mean yeah jk rowling's just like dumbledore is gay he he sucks dick he fucks it he gives great hand jobs why does she do like snape's had a cocaine addiction you know uh professor uh give me a professor mcgonigagall is differently abled, actually.

Neurodivergent Professor McGonagall. Yeah, and you might be wondering why no transgenders exist in my universe. And it's simply because with magic, you can make ailments like that disappear. Ailments? What the fuck? She'd say that kind of shit. Yeah, just for those who know, because JK Rowling said a lot of anti-not-cool things. What did she say? She said some shit akin to like, trans women will never be real women.

She didn't say anything about trans men, though. So, thankfully, trans men are... You guys are in the clear on this one. JK Rowling just has a problem with trans women. You have JK's support on this one, trans men are... You guys are in the clear on this one. J.K. Rowling just has a problem with trans women. You have J.K.'s support on this one, trans men. I don't think she said anything about trans men. No, just trans men. It was just strictly trans women.

She really had a broom up her butt, you know? I don't know why she... The witch? Come on. Did this. Yeah. Come on. I don't know why she decided to go out and start like retconning

things when guardian leviosa these nuts oh okay okay i i hope she i hope she continues in 2021 to keep doing that though like i want some new because every few months i see her trending on twitter and every time i'm like oh what did she say this time my my least favorite not my least favorite one but the one that kind of just makes me roll my eyes the most is when she's like, Hermione was black. Hermione is black. And I'm like, you're telling me the character you've said multiple times you based off of yourself is black? I highly doubt that, JK. It's because.

I don't know. It's in the name. JK. Oh, she's fucking with us! She's just fucking with everyone this whole time! Oh, how do we not see this? She's a genius! We broke the conspiracy.

JK. And she's rowling. She's rolling on the floor laughing. Oh my god, dude. She's going, JK, and she's rowling around the floor. Yep. Holy shit, dude. We just figured it out.

We just fucking we're so stupid. We should have got Harry Potter was a long con for that one. My God, that woman is something else for the whole psych. Transgenders are actually people that need to be respected and, you know, respected in their own. Everyone, you know, deserves to be respected for their individualism. You don't need to, you know, do what JK did and just kind of rain on people's parade. All right, globalist.

She's not even raining on a parade because, I mean, yes, there are parades, but I wouldn't say that being transgendered is like a parade. You're treated pretty harshly. Like, I bet you you could ask a good bit of like transgendered people, is your life like a parade? And they would probably, I would more than likely say.

Say a lot would say no. Yeah, say no. Say most of the time probably not. Do you think your life feels like a big positive party where everyone's supporting you? Throwing confetti and balloons and playing the trumpet. No, the gays took that parade. Yeah, they took that shit away. Now they have their little parades through the town that I can't even go enjoy anymore

because I'll get called gay if I go. They're not gay. With their little Speedos and the rainbow flags. Stupid, stupid. But, uh. Ah, fuck, I spilled water on myself. I'd love to go to a gay pride parade. They look like so much fun.

Hey, hashtag trans rights. Can't forget the hashtag. That's how it spreads. Uh-huh. That's can't forget the hashtag that's how it spreads that's how it spreads and that's how it lets people know that I'm serious about it gay parades look like a lot of fun gay parades? it's just confetti flying everywhere sucking each other's cocks that's not what happens in gay parades dude

I've seen the footage I bet a lot of people do think that shit goes on in gay parades just like this shit happens at live concerts. Like, there has to be hand jobs given every now and then at gay parades. Just like there are blowjobs given at Creed concerts. Oh, yeah, dude. There's definitely...

People have sex at concerts. So, by my deduction, someone at least has gotten tugged off at a gay parade once. Matt, I have a question for you. This is going to be a hard one. Fuck. Are you ready? Don't hit me with a hard one. You got to choose between these two.

Fuck. You got to choose one to exist and choose one to put inside of a black hole. Oh, God. Creed or Casting Crowns? Casting Crowns is going in the black hole. It's not a hard one for me. Dude, what? Sorry.

Casting Crowns? They've had so many popular music songs. Dude. I know they've had a lot of popular music songs. Sing one for me. Surrounded by your glory, one will my heart feel when I dance for you, Jesus. Will I suck your cocktail fill? What?

That's not what he says. No, I know. I was riffing. Yeah, well, that's offensive because it's about Christ. Could be a... Yeah, you're right. I was going to try to defend it. Yeah, I was going to try to defend it.

You can see my brain working. Here's the thing, man. Creed has gotten me through some tough times. I tear my heart open just to feel. I tear my heart open. I sew myself up. Just to feel. I tear my heart open. I sew myself up. Just to feel. Wait, wait, wait.

Tear my heart open. Oh, sorry. I got it wrong. I tear my heart open. I sew myself shut. My weakness is that I care too much. And the scars remind us that the past is real. Tear my heart open just to feel.

See that right there? That song is why I'd put Casting Crowns into a black hole and let them collapse under the weight of their own gravity. What about, this isn't Casting Crowns, but what about this song? Did this song form you? Because this song helped me a lot when I was a kid. Okay, let me see. I'm forgetting it now. Hold up, hold up.

I'm actually forgetting it. It's leaving my brain. It was a Christian song. The music videos of a guy with a guitar outside of an airport as people go and walk by. Fuck! Hold up.

What is it? You know what song legitimately touched me as a child? Let me reword that. You know what song I really enjoyed as a child that got me emotional? What? The Black Eyed Peas, Where is the Love. Where is the love? I used to listen to that in my room with my headphones on.

God, this is so sweet. Give me your eyes for just one second. Give me your eyes so I can see. Everything that I keep missing. Give me your eyes for just one second. Give me your eyes so I can see everything that I keep missing. Give me your love for humanity. Give me your arm for the broken hearted. The ones that are fucked below my knees. Give me that.

Yeah, you know, that one. Scott Stapp. Did you know? Do you know about Scott Stapp, the singer from Creed, how he made a sex tape with Kid Rock? It never was released, though. It got leaked. I didn't see it. No, it didn't get leaked.

It got stolen during a home invasion. It was on a VHS tape. And they're fucking some girls, Kid Rock and... Of age, hopefully. Because at the time when sex tapes were being peddled, it was pop. Let me put it into perspective. let me put it into perspective there was once in a blue moon where child pornography was being sold on the streets of Los Angeles

in the form of R. Kelly's piss tape they sold that? people just have it on streets not like stores and shit but I'm Target it's got it's whole little layout section but you've seen those streets where it's just like a bunch of kind of like

like kind of solo shops. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's probably where it was sold. Damn. Well, the thing is they had sex with these girls and the tape has never been leaked because someone stole it.

So someone out there has it. And someone leaked whole fucking Hulk Hogan sex tape. Yeah. Okay. But my favorite thing is allegedly there's a part where Scott Stapp's getting his dick sucked. And he puts his arms behind his head and looks into the camera. And he goes, feels good to be the king. And I would pay so much money to see that.

Like he looks at the camera? He looks at the camera while he's getting his dick sucked. And he's like, feels good to be the king. So is it a threesome? Three plus, I would say. Oh, so it's my. I can't say. I've never experienced a threesome or an orgy. I haven. Oh, so it's my... I can't say... I've never experienced a threesome or an orgy, and I feel

like I'm missing out. Well, my thing is, it's like, orgies feel... I feel like they feel awkward. You walk into a house, and you're like, alright, so, uh, let's just start having sex. Let's get naked in front of everyone. Just start, like, alright, uh, you and me wanna go at it? Would you be comfortable with a key party, then? Like a... Do you think that would

be better? No. What? Because then you're one on one. Yeah, but the problem with that is I And you get their car keys. Free car. I know, but the problem is I just I'm not a jealous person, but I think that if

the prospect of someone else having sex with my wife or my partner. Your dad wouldn't be there, don't worry. There'd be nothing to worry about. Okay, actually then I'd do it, yeah. Okay. But the prospect of someone having sex with my wife or my partner. Your dad wouldn't be there. Don't worry. Okay. There'd be nothing to worry about. Okay. Actually, then I'd do it. Yeah. Okay. But the prospect of someone having sex with my wife or my girlfriend.

Think of in a way you're single. Oh. You're single. I'd do a key party if I was single. Ready to Pringle. You know what I'm saying? Yep. This thing's like a fucking Pringle cam, baby.

I actually said that unironically at one point when a relationship ended in high school. You said you were single and ready to Pringle? Yep. That's not even a saying, is it? No, I said it to kind of, you know, I was being like, you know, you broke my heart. I'm going to rub it in a little bit. And so I was like, I'm single. Right.

Look. Did you announce that publicly? Well, you have to remember, this is also the time when I, you know, was going herp to derp, derp, derp, you know, that type of stuff. So last month. About a week ago. Yeah. About a week ago.

A week ago. I have a Facebook status from. I have a lot of embarrassing past old statuses, I'm sure. God, I have so many bad old Facebook statuses. Not bad, but just embarrassing. I have one that I think is 13 years old. Did you say rawr? Yo, I had a rawr phase, yeah.

Yeah. I had long, flippy hair. I take pictures of it like this. So you used it legitimately. So can you tell me this? Because I never used it legitimately. I don't think I was in that like kind of clicker culture. I was for a bit.

So like what? So like how would you use it legitimately? Would it just be like flirt, is it flirtatious? It's flirtatious with girls. Okay, so it's only flirtatious. I would like, like I'd be talking to another kind of like emo girl at the time and we'd both like use rawr back and forth. So like instead of saying, hey, you'd be like rawr

and then you'd say rawr back and then they would be like, ha ha ha ha ha. Or I'd post a picture of myself like this. Wait, did you really? You'd send pictures like this? Yeah. And I'd say I'd put like rawr on it. I don't have that.

It's bad, dude. It's really bad. That's the worst phase. I think that was the most lost I've ever been was that phase of mid seventh and eighth grade. I listened to Never Shout Never. And I did listen to Baby, I love you. And Blood on the Never Shout Never and I did listen Baby I love you and Blood on the Dance Floor I did listen to

every now and then The more I think about the more I want to let you know that everything you do Stop you don't need to sing Never Shout Never is super fucking gay Dude

Gotcha That's not what he says man Well it's what he should say cause if the song's about you that's exactly what it would sound like Man you need to get fucking chill Guess what

Reel it back No guess why Cause you're gay Reel it back. Guess why? Reel it back. No, guess why? Why? Because you're gay. Reel it back, dude. Okay, hold up. Put me on the back burner. I did a-

A reeling motion. I can put like a sound effect of like the fishing reel. I mean, if you feel like it, but you know, at the end of the day, I don't want you to like go do extra work because I know how editing the podcast can be sometimes. It's just listening to us have the same conversation over and over again. Well, it's listening to an hour longlong conversation I already had the same day. Yes. It's like I spent an hour having this conversation.

Now I'm going to spend an hour listening back to it again. Making sure that you cut out all of the epithets, the vulgarities, slurs. But I have a Facebook status that says, need a girlfriend. Ha ha. Any takers? And that was probably 13 years ago.

So I'm real proud of that one I have a screenshot of it somewhere absolutely not okay wait odds are predatory odds are Matt odds are

you put out a raw tweet I hate that shit dude 50 Odds are you put out a raw tweet. I hate that shit, dude. 50. 3, 2, 1. 18. Did you say 2? 2.

2. I don't have to do it, man. Did you hear Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle exploded in someone's house? Yeah, on Twitter moments. Yeah. Did you also see that Fitz said the R slur on Twitter moments? On the Epic SMP server? Yeah, I'm glad that that was the top trending thing about the huge server with all these creators was that. Did you have a talking to him?

I did, yeah. I actually sent Officer Caleb and Officer Patrick over to go kill him, but they ended up dying on the way. Wait, how did they die on the way? I don't know. All I saw was they fell from a high place. The guys from Pot About List, they're on the server. And I, you know, when I heard that Fitz was, had used a slur on the server, I sent, because Caleb asked if he could be like police chief of the server.

So I assigned that to them. So I said, guys, you got to go do this. They get in their boats. They go off. They die like five minutes later. They're fucking hilarious, dude. They're so funny, dude. We should get them on the podcast.

Makes me nervous being around them. Me too, man. Makes me feel like, what the fuck? Every time've been on there i thought i i thought i knew what funny was yep and i've been on their podcast twice both times i'm scared as hell the whole time because i'm like these guys are so much fun you're just hearing them hearing the constant fucking like hilarity like that that's ensuing yeah and you're like do i throw it uh i guess i think the only option sometimes is to be the straight man. Yeah, it's like I just won't be funny today.

Which is, you know, I went mining with Patrick and Don yesterday for about an hour. And they both found an immense amount of diamonds right around the same time. Don, have you still not made it to the age of diamond? No, no. You know, I have. Did you know that? Yeah, I saw the, I've seen the advancements. Did you see the clip when you found that yeah i saw the i've seen the advance did you see the clip when you found diamonds no i haven't seen the clip well my whole desk was shaking my

i was actually scared because there was a point where like if i made it a little more violent my reaction my camera my monitors and everything would have just fallen off and jumped off my desk. I was- You can see it. It goes boom. Well, Patrick and I found the diamonds around like, I was right next to him and he found the diamonds. Like we were right around mining the same place. He found them and you know,

they were his because he found them and he took them all. And then Don's like, I found more diamonds because he found two batches of diamonds within a 10 or five minute period. And he found eight in one area. You know, Don helped me out Don is so good

I love playing Minecraft with Don he and it was actually really interesting cause he and Kelly helped me out with something which you know it's old and new artists together helping a brother out it was very Chungus wholesome Keanu 100 Chungus wholesome

and so basically I wanted a donkey because You know everyone wants a horse and I wanted to ride On a donkey but then Don tells me You can make a donkey And a horse Fucking Minecraft Have sexual intercourse right

And they create a mule Really? Yes and this mule is able to Have chests on it So you can store items on it And so now I have a mule. Really? Yes. And this mule is able to have chests on it so you can store items on it. And so now I have a mule named Bloomin' Onion. He's a beautiful soul. I hope he sticks around. I hope this is just my

steed for the rest of the server's existence. That's amazing, dude. If your steed dies, does it come back or is it dead? It's dead. Fuck. Yeah. i heard too mad was was was killing some pets apparently yeah so my house it gets me scared my house was next to weston cory's house and he had a dog that uh he it's out in the middle of like the ocean area oh he hit his cat i heard about that i heard something about you killing someone's cat or

hurting someone's cat okay i was walking and then I heard a meow. And, you know, that kind of like, I was like, who's saying this shit? Who's talking this shit? And I look over, there's the cat. And I hit it twice with my sword. And Wes gets very, you know, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know, gets very, you know. And I understood right from the elbow. I'm like, oh, shit.

Was that your first interaction with Wes? I think so. Ooh. Unless there was like short little haze, you know, before everything got started. That was my first main, legitimate, like, bit interaction with Wes. Within the first five minutes of everyone being on the server, I remember just too mad, just running around,

killing everybody. Just running around screaming. He almost killed me. He tried to kill me. I ran. You sent me to some sort of... It wasn't even clipped. I tried to find this moment, and it wasn't clipped. No, it was, like, one of those... It was a movie moment. I ran. You sent me to some sort of... It wasn't even clipped. I tried to find this moment and it wasn't clipped.

No, it was like one of those... It was a movie moment. I was confused. I didn't know what was going on. I was transported into this like dark green foggy area and it was just me and 2Mad. Okay, so... We just stared at each other for a little bit. I got nervous.

I have admin powers, which I... Which you gave to me, thankfully. Which I misused the first night of streaming especially when I had a little bit of sake to drink I misused those powers you kill commanded so much do you know I have the most deaths on the server not anymore by chance Patrick has like over 20 now oh

how so he dies a lot of from mobs okay good I have 11 by the way okay I have some of those are my fault well the thing is that was only most of them. I at least kill commanded you six times. Yes. I would say at minimum six times. Probably more. I'd say I could give

you two of them. The others were totally out of. No. Two of them were out of line. The other ones I can give you. One of them I did just because of the comedic timing of you were like he's done this shit to me two times. Two times. And then while you were saying that, I killed you again. Okay, how about the first three times I'm going to say-

The rest were uncalled for. Well, those were uncalled for. The rest I could see because I was coming at you. I was punching you. I was trying to take down the God. Yeah. And my thinking was, you know, I can keep responding, but your health is going to stay the same

and you're going to have to keep- Keep going down. You're going to have to keep typing kill. You know, you're not going to be able to chill. I'd have to sit there, I'd type it and wait for you to show up. And then the second you pop up I'd have to press enter. Yep. But I didn't give you no time to rest.

It's a really fun fucking server. You guys should tune into our streams and don't do it, don't Sorry. Doc. Had to be done. What? It had to be done, man. That's a bit stinky. Yep.

It's flatulence. Don't blow it over. Stop. Don't blow it over here. It's pretty bad. I'm trying to remember. Yeah, but a lot of people have offered. It smells like I shit my pants.

Did you? No. A lot of people offered me diamonds. No, I didn't. A lot of people have been offering me diamonds. Like, you want some diamonds? And I'm like, no, that's not the same. Why is your voice muffled, Matt?

Because I'm covering my mouth with my shirt. Why? Because it smells bad. If it was your fart, you wouldn't be doing that? That's- everyone loves the smell of their own farts. I don't love this smell. I'm not having a good time. I think- I would rather this smell be gone.

So would I. Are there any candles? Are there any candles? Are there any- There's not a lighter. I can go get a lighter. Talk and then talk louder so I can hear you as I'm going out. Wait, what are we at?

What time? Your mama. Because I got piss. Your mama. Can I take a piss break while you get a lighter? You know what? Let's take a break. Here's some ad reads.

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found Markiplier. 19,000 views? People are uploading a lot of clips from Epic S&P. Is that just on Twitch or is that on Twitter? YouTube. Wait, YouTube? Someone uploaded the Epic S&P trailer and has 70,000 views.

Two people were already canceled on the Epic SMP, and it's Fitz and Swagger. Yeah, okay. There's so many people on that server, and there's a wide variety of people. And this server has a lot of people that have more of an unfiltered sense of humor. Yeah. a lot of people that have more of a unfiltered sense of humor. Yeah. And I don't think this one's going to be for like the

Dream Stands the same way that Dream would be. No, it's just... Different audiences. It's the same game, but it's different audiences. Yeah, we're not trying to be like you know, we're also not like, I don't think anyone's actively trying to hurt people's feelings. No, and I know that

the R word got tossed around by two people on stream when it started. And I want to say I'm not defending that at all. I just... Oh, I will. No, I think it's good he said it. Someone had to say it. Finally.

Someone had the strength. I just know people should know what they're getting into when they come watch this server and what to expect. Or at least who you're going to watch on the server because we're kind of broken off into different camps now. I was thinking about just throwing a bunch of slurs around next time I get on. Just to see how it goes. Well, I was kind of jealous. I was like, if only I said the R slur on stream, then maybe I would have been in the moments.

You would have been in the Twitter moments. I would have been in the little Twitter moments. So Fitz wasn't actually trending for saying the R word. He was already trending just because he's popular and he was on the server. And then the Twitter description guy updated it to say that that's why he was trending when

he had been trending before that. So thank you, Twitter description guy, for making that the focus of the server I worked so hard on as the launch. We were trending, though. Epic S&P was trending worldwide. Pretty awesome. And I want to thank everyone that tuned in to our first two streams.

We've only done two so far, but awesome. It's so good. Your streams are hilarious. I watched yours a bit last night. Thanks, man. I was going through some of MH Watson's clips. Nah, dude. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting you. I'm really not.

I was watching some of your clips last night, and I got this heart-sinking feeling of depression where I'm like, I'm never going to be as funny as Ryan, and Ryan is so fucking funny. Dude, please, dude. See, I'm 100% serious. You are way more consistently comedical and funny. I don't understand. You were more consistently comedical and funny. I'm annoying. I watched are way more like consistently you are more consistently comedical I'm annoying I watch two clips

back to back I watch one of you that you was really fucking funny and your laugh was so good that's the thing I can just I can confuse people with my laugh because apparently it's infectious and so I force people to laugh when something's not particularly too funny so I have that on my side

I'm cheating I'm using commands but then I watch the clip of me and I have that on my side. I'm cheating. No, you're not cheating. I'm using commands. But then I watched a clip of me and my voice is all nasally. No, no, dude. No, no, no. I think everyone feels that way about their own voice. And I feel the same way when I watch your stream. That I have a nasally voice?

No, no, no, no, no. Your streams are more entertaining than mine. No, I feel the exact opposite. I feel like I'm a pretty boring streamer. And also, I'm not great at Minecraft, so I feel like I piss people off when they watch me. Do you think I'm good at Minecraft? Does the chat ever get on you for stuff?

Yes. Okay, my chat's just... All the time. Okay, I was just wondering if that was just me or if that's just how people that watch Minecraft are. I spent five straight minutes failing at using a command on Meat Canyon. And it was one of the most simple commands, apparently. Oh.

Well, mine, when I was trying to figure out the nether command to teleport too mad to the nether, that took a while. They had to remind me of like how to just press F to put something in my secondary hand. They had to tell me that if you hold down shift, you just stop on a ladder. You can stay still. I think I told you that. If you're on a ledge. I didn't even remember remember because chat was telling me that so i died yesterday okay i remember the ledge thing but i didn't know that i didn't know that worked on a ladder so you could stop on a ladder i didn't know that until just now so right when you told me see there's people

people get mad we don't know this stuff but it's like that's a big game i i don't we all play in our different way like you got people streaming like Swagger, who's... People get the most mad at me when I use the wrong tool for something. Like, if I break dirt with a pickaxe. I've learned to always have a wooden shovel on hand just for that gravel and dirt situation. But, like, I was just saying, I think that's... That's why I like this server so much. Is it's...

I just... I've explained this before of why I like Sea of Thieves. It's the whole thought of like, if I see a boat over there, I just know someone could be like cooking some meat in that other boat or like raising the sails or looking at us through a spyglass. Like they're having their own little thing. And then there's another, other people on an island. It's just the fact that people are having their own adventures on the same server and

then they could coincide. Yeah. And I like that people have a way different play style you know in this group you have like as i mentioned swagger souls who has this fucking intense just factory essentially in the works i think he's probably the most progressed on the server yes with that because i mean like he had had that shit set up like within a few hours. And then you have people like me who mainly – Do you have a house? No. I have a little hut area, like a little – in a mountain.

Oh, is that with the clip of when Markiplier was in there? Yeah. I have a house that I spent way too long building, but it's not done yet. It looks nice. My favorite floor is the second. The only thing, I said it on stream, and I will say it to you, is maybe get rid of some of the dirt on the right side, because some of that sand has taken up some

beautiful ocean view. Dirt on the... Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. You know how there's sand, like a bunch of sand? Yeah, and there's some... Where the boat is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good idea. I got some, Don gave me some glowing blocks that I put underneath the glass. I need some more, though. It's like the mushroom glowing stuff from the nether. The next, the biggest thing that I have in mind glass. I need some more though. It's the, it's like the mushroom glowing stuff from the nether.

Mine. The next, the, the biggest thing that I have in mind right now is I want to build an elevator. Cause at the top of the world prank center, I want to have an outback steakhouse rooftop restaurant. And like, also we are,

our goal, I think I said on stream, I want to build to like the top, um, like the, the the limit the building limit and then have a thing at the outback steakhouse restaurant where you can go up and stand uh in the clouds top of the world and there's a sign and it says you are now standing on the highest point the highest buildable point on this minecraft server so it's like a tourist attraction yeah no one no one's built anything that tall yet. I just want a big looming tower in the sky.

No, I looked over. So I can see it from my house. If I look out my window, I can see the World Prank Center. And it's big. It looks like just a massive fucking square on top of a mountain. Yeah. Just a monolith. People said it looked like a hat.

Like a top hat. I was like, what if I went and built a really realistic face on the side of the mountain? So it's like a person. You built Markiplier's face. Ooh, I mean, I could probably do that. I'd have to shave the side down a lot. Dude, I hope Markiplier joins again. Dude, when Markiplier joined, people were freaking out.

Markiplier 20,000. I didn't start it back up, so. It's okay. It's a fun-ass server, though. I want to go home and stream some tonight. It's so much fun. Me too. I just like chilling.

Well, actually, I probably don't have time to stream because I got to go help a friend paint a bathroom. That's disgusting. Yeah, I know. But maybe I want to get on and play for a little bit, at least. You know? I can get on and play. I'll jump in the mumble server and just chat with everyone see who's on I just find myself if I'm not streaming I find myself

just laying down and staring at my phone and I'm like I'm not doing anything my brain I try to talk myself into it because I'm like this is something that's at least productive you're gonna be playing a game it's gonna be fun because

I think you and I have the same thing where it's at least productive. You're going to be playing a game. It's going to be fun. And that's, I have, because I think you and I have the same thing where it's like, I don't particularly find myself entertaining. I've said this many times. I wouldn't like watch my content, you know, if I, I, if I was separated from it,

because I don't watch much YouTube anyways, but I just have a feeling I wouldn't like listen to myself. I feel the same way about my shit. I don't know why people tune in. But thanks for everyone tuning in to our streams and everyone else's streams on the Epic SMP. Remember, you can go you know, there's

Caleb, Patrick, Modest Cube, Foolish Kia, Meat Canyon, Don, Ross, Finster, Jaden Animations, Gus, Eddie, Critchy There's so many people Also Jacob from Offcanny

Minx Did we say Reza already? Yeah Baby No Money, Freddie Dredd We got the white rapper Quote I filled Swagger Fitz Swagger Fitz Jay Schlatt

Who he has He made threats To burn my house down Schlatt? Uh huh So I'm kind of worried About that Actual house

Or your Minecraft house? Minecraft house I don't care about My actual house Here's my thing Is what's nerve wracking About this server Is my house is right

In the open With my chest With all my items. And it's like technically when I'm not on, I could be off for a whole day. People could do whatever they want to my house. Take my items. I'm never going to take items. I'm never going to destroy items. I've taken items from people.

What? From Don. Did you tell him? Did you ask? After the fact, I told him. After you took it and used it? I took some wheat and I turned it into bread because I was dying and I ate it.

Don would more than... He just wasn't around. Don fed a mule all of his wheat. So he's a very giving man. Don's a very good guy. I feel an acne right here. Do you see it? At the tip of my finger maybe? Too under the skin. I don't feel something right. You know-oh. Do you see it? At the tip of my finger, maybe? Is it as it... Too under the skin.

I don't feel something right. It's under the skin, man. You know how you can feel the pressure? The sweat? You can feel that bump? Yeah. That's when it hurts. Man, Jackson's on the server, and I've seen Jackson a little bit.

Get him out of here. Yeah, the first time I saw Jackson was when he was... He decided... He's looking around to build a house. I was like, yeah, man, there's a lot of space right here to build a house. Go ahead. I come back. He's building this house on top of mine. And I said was like, yeah, man, there's a lot of space right here to build a house. Go ahead. I come back. He's building this house on top of mine.

And I said. That's a good bit. That's a good bit. But I said, Jackson, this bit ends right here because I have a whole house planned. No, you're not doing this. So I kill commanded him. Yep. But have you only kill commanded me?

Oh, you got Kelly as well. Well, in trying to kill command Jackson, I kill Commanded myself by accident. How did you kill Command? I don't know. I don't know how it happened, but I did. And then he picked up all my items. Karma? Yeah.

And I kill Commanded him. And then he decided he was going to go build somewhere else, but made me feel like an asshole for making him move. Okay. And then the other time I saw him was he came in my house and he let a creeper walk right in, which blew up. I watched that clip. Yeah, it blew up part of my,

or there's also another clip where I was down in, I was down in my basement and a creeper just walks through like this little opening. It just spawned like right. I was there. No, I was there.

And we were freaking out and running. What the fuck? How'd that spawn? Then we found out it was just a dark little. It's because Don, Don had dug underneath my house before I built there because there were zombies trapped down there that kept making loud noises. And it's like, I got to go. Yeah.

So he went down there. So when I built my basement, there was some extra pockets of nothing behind it. Got it. You got to fill those in. Yeah. I put torches. Okay. So I just want to go play Minecraft now.

Me too. I just want to fucking go play Minecraft. We got a podcast to record, dude. Stupid podcast. You can't go play Minecraft now me too I just wanna fucking go play Minecraft we got a podcast to record dude stupid podcast can't just play Minecraft but everyone listening make sure you go subscribe to both of our twitches

it's EliRyeMcGee MHWatson boom M-H-W-A-T-S-O-N E-L-I-R-Y-M-A-G-E-E no one knows how to say our usernames it's always MathWatson

and like yours is a lot easier, though. I feel like, I honestly do feel like, in a way, I have shot myself in the foot. You've got to find music. With naming my same Eli or I McGee. It's very unmistakable. Is it? Yeah.

Okay. Because I feel like when people say Ellery McGee... Yeah, they're like, Ellery McGee? Why is that? It's because my middle name is Elias, and so I put Eli. Think of how, you know, when you make school emails, you mix different parts of your name, like middle name, first name, last name. That's what I did.

Sometimes I wish I could change my username. I wish I could change my username to MHWatson on everything, but I can't snag that. Also, if you change your Twitter handle and you're verified, you lose your verification. It's right here. Do you see it? No. Yeah, a little bit. It's right here. Do you see it? No. Yeah, a little bit. It's under the skin.

I can't squeeze it or else it's going to get worse, right? Don't touch it, yeah. It becomes inflamed. I like popping them. Well, it's not poppable yet. It's under the skin. I know, but I could pop it under the skin. Don't do that. It's bad. But I like feeling the pressure release. If you pop it under the skin, then it can get infected. You know what? That's what happened.

That's how I got this huge fucking cyst on my face. Never mind. Okay. I won't touch it. You know how bad that thing was? It was awful. I'd eat surgery on my face. I don't even see it anymore.

I got a scar there, if you look closely. Yeah, but you can make up stories. You can just say- Was it a knife fight? You got in a fight with some lady outside of Eggslut or something. She said that- She came over and said, hey, Epic S&P will fail.

And I said, no it won't. She pulled up YouTube and pulled up three videos called Epic S&P will fail. I'm actually surprised that people have taken the time to actually make those. There's a lot of videos about.

Do you know the reason why it's going to fail? No, I haven't watched any of the videos. Because I want to know why it's going to fail. I do like. Is it just because people

are going to fall off of it? What's up everyone? In this video, I'm going to talk about the Epic S&P and how it's going to fail. Is it just because people are going to fall off of it? In this video, I'm going to talk about the Epic SMP and how it's going to be getting cancelled. How are we going to be cancelled? I don't know. It's bound to happen, right? Let's see. I'm scrolling through. I see Fitz popping up a lot.

It's all Fitz and Swagger and Jschlatt throughout the video. Which is what it, uh, yeah, Fitz was cancelled. There's a lot of clips of Epic S&P though. Only got small amounts of time but want big amounts of flavor? Knorr has got you.

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epic S&P is gonna be better than the dream S&P. Don't, don't, please don't make it a war. It's just a separate SMP. I don't want to fight dream stands. People keep making wars even within the SMP. Within fan bases. Whose stream did you watch? I watched this stream because, because they gave their fucking reasons.

But sometimes you can kind of tell it's like people are trying to one up each other. Yeah, I've seen fan bases feud a little bit. And it's like, we're all on the same server Just watch what you want to watch We're all friends Just have fun Don't chill Start a fight, just watch it and have fun

It's not hard to just enjoy something, sit there, watch it There's trolls that like putting bait down And here's the thing, guys When you're in the chat and stuff And you see people, you know, saying This creator sucks Just don't touch it Just don't respond

Trolls, you know, people want to get a rise out of you because they know that amongst all of the flood that's going on the streamer more than likely and the chat will not notice like omg i love your streams i like your content but they will notice fuck this stream this is boring you know what i mean yep so i mean it's just like if you're walking down a street and like if someone's like hey dude nice shirt like you're gonna feel good you're gonna remember that compliment but if someone walks down the street and just says dude you look like shit you're ugly and then walks away you're gonna that's gonna follow you for a long time you're gonna remember that when you're like on your death oh yeah i

remember this dude in new york randomly just stopped and took time out of his day to say that i was ugly you ever think about how easy it is to ruin someone's day to make an influence on someone's life like a memory that will last forever with them well i try to do that I was ugly. Everything about how easy it is to ruin someone's day. To make an influence on someone's life, like a memory that will last forever with them. Well, I try to do that in the car every now and then in funny ways. Like on the way here, there was this dude. Hit a pedestrian? There's this dude in a Mustang doing this, you know, this whole thing. The one handed

leaning back, yeah. And so I drove right next to him and I put those sport shades on and I looked stiff and I just... then uh and then again i like uh i he drove up next to me because he i guess uh i don't know he he sped up a little bit later down the road and i had this and i got the sunglasses back on and as he was driving by i was just kind of like imagine making the what would you call those i would imagine like faces male male tiktokers that fuck they're really attractive doing those faces yeah like where you have your hand on your

face stroking the chin and like oh hey girl yeah and then i uh what's an oh yeah i did another one where all i did was put the sports glasses on and like I had someone pull up right at a stoplight right next to me. And then all I did was just turn slowly and look at them and then wait till the light turned green. And I just stared at him with my sport. I would feel good doing that with shades on. But without glasses, it feels so much more intimate. I know. That's why I just I hope people I think the main thing is I think a lot of people are soft and they probably get upset.

They're like, he's making fun of me. And I am, but not in a mean-spirited way. I'm just goofing. Just goofing, man. Yeah. I like the thing you do where you're sitting that way in your car. When someone's making fun of you, or not making fun of you, but when someone's harassing you, you do that thing where at the like next light you'll just pretend to be asleep oh that's my favorite thing not even at the next light it's like we'll like on the highway like if someone like was mad because i wasn't

going fast enough they'll like you know get in the other lane and go and like pull up and slow down a little bit to kind of look at you maybe give you a piece of their mind but i always just but like you know how you like my i can see perfectly right now but it looks like my eyes are closed you can still see but it just looks like you're asleep yeah i'm just like with my mouth open i remember i have this specific memory of when i was a kid i swear to god i saw a car go by with no one driving it like on the on the freeways cars and i was like there was no one driving that this might have been my because you reminded me of something that happened to me when I was, when I used to go to daycare after school. I can't explain it, but it might have been my, you know, my overactive child imagination, right?

But there was this guy driving, driving his car, right? Now, three of us saw this. So he was driving his car like this, two hands on the wheel. A third hand came up and grabbed the middle of the steering wheel and i remember me and two other people on bus went and then uh it was a big deal for like a day and then not again so i don't i don't know what that was about that man's magic i know i was like whoa i remember uh this this girl on my butt my bus driver didn't like me at all and i actually don't know why because I was fine

but it's because I always sat in the very back seat of the bus because I was like the only senior that still rode the bus and um these girls are really annoying and they threw

they threw like a PB&J sandwich on the floor or something and it got all mushed up the day before. And then one day the bus driver just pulls the bus over and walks all the way back to the back of the bus to me and goes, You was throwing that sandwich around, making them – and I was like, what? I don't know what you're talking – I really didn't know what he was talking about. I was like, what are you talking about? And he's like – But he thinks you're doing the whole – Yeah, and he thinks I was sp, what? I don't know what you're talking about. I really didn't know what he was talking about. I was like, what are you talking about? I don't, I don't. And he's like, he was yelling at me. But he thinks you're doing the whole, I don't know.

Yeah, and he thinks I was smart enough. I was like, dude, I, and the whole bus just stopped and staring at me for something I had no idea about. He pulled over the bus a lot to yell at people. Like, he'd just pull it on the side. One time he pulled it over on the side of this bridge called the Don Holt Bridge, which is very fucking dangerous to pull over on because there's not really any space to pull over. A lot of people die because they'll pull over and a car will hit them

because there's not enough space. But this is a bus. If a car hits a bus, the person in the car is going to die. No one in the bus is going to die. I remember he, well, one time I remember he did crash on the way to school. He was driving and he slammed into the back of someone at a red light. Dude, I remember this one time my bitch of a bus driver had to stop the bus because she had to break down and cry because she saw a car accident with two students.

It was crazy. Damn. What a fucking dumbass. People are, you know, they don't make people like they used to. People are too sensitive. You need to drink more milk. Get stronger bones. Get a stronger mind. Get a stronger mind.

Get a stronger... You know what it is? What? They're putting these fucking estrogen chemicals into everything you're drinking. Well, it was a woman, so it made sense why she was emotional. But I wanted to get to school on time. I was excited to learn. This bitch was just, you know...

Oh, I hope that... I think I just saw a kid die. No, no. Grow up. Grow the fuck up. It's actually fucked up that I'm making fun of that situation.. No, no. Grow up. Grow the fuck up. It's actually fucked up that I'm making fun of that situation. Oh, that really happened? Yes.

Oh, shit. Well, my bus driver slammed in the back of a car that slammed to the back of another car at red light. The kid didn't die, though. Oh, that's good. Basically, he did that in the bus. It was hard. It was a big crunch. I fell off my seat.

My iPod went flying down the aisle. And then one of the people in the car, I could see them doing that thing. They're like, fell off my seat. My iPod went flying down the aisle. And then one of the people in the car, I could see them doing that thing. They're like, ah, my neck. And they had to bring a stretcher out. Has a bus driver ever just parked a bus on a railroad track? No.

Not to my knowledge. That'd be a good scene in like a dark movie. I don't think I'll ever be able to get a bus license after saying that. Just because the thought has been in your head. So I see you're replying because you were canceled on the epic SMP server. Yes, sir. And you're trying to get a job here.

And I pull up this clip from episode 228 of the Super Megacast. And this sounds awfully familiar. It sounds like your voice. Let me play the clip. Has a bus driver ever just parked a bus on a railroad track? So then he plays the clip. He's like, have anything to say for yourself?

And then I go, these nuts. And then I get the job. My man. And then I go, bye. Where are you in this situation? Were you with me? No, I'm saying bye in the podcast.

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