supermegashow - EP 229 - Do You Like Matt Damon?

Episode Date: January 27, 2021

We talk about toilets (YES!), Matt Damon, and  Ryan's toenails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. Which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit angie.com that's a-n-g-i.com it's snowing it's snowing but not really it was it was i see i was telling you like technically it was like maybe you know it's frozen water that came from the sky but snow is graceful yeah that was not graceful you know when you when you water that came from the sky, but snow is graceful. Yeah, that was not graceful. You know, when you look at it snow in South Carolina, when it snowed in South Carolina, it would just be like.

It gently. Christmas time. Yeah, it gently comes down. Yeah, we're having some weird weather in L.A. this week because this time of year is when it starts raining. It's like the only rain we get is this and then late fall. But we looked out the window while we were doing our ad reads a second ago, and it was just hailing. There was like all this ice bouncing off the roof. So we go outside.

I mean, there's a lot of it that wasn't hail, but just like it was the consistency of snow. It wasn't snow, but it was like a little wad of snow that was might have been the sleet piss particles from airplanes passing by that froze. And then they were dropping down. And it's not like it's dangerous to people. We look it up when we get home and it's like, yeah, I want to see what everyone else said about the snow. It's like, didn't snow anywhere. What are you talking about? Oh.

Septic tank leakage over Burbank. Do they really just dump it? Is that true or is that? I don't know. I think they just empty out piss. Not shit. Yeah. or is that I don't know I think they I thought they just no dude I think they empty out piss they gotta go not shit yeah because piss imagine dying

from a fucking like frozen how does it tell the difference between piss and shit it all goes to the same place I don't know dude they gotta just spray it out in a mist

this shit's getting this shit they're starting to get really good with this hold up hold up maybe they can't just have a tank that holds it

they probably just empty it when it lands yeah okay okay I'm gonna look it up, though. How do they take poop out of planes? Yeah, I'll tell you how they take poop out of my butt.

Okay. In a plane toilet, strong suction and Teflon-like walls pull just fecal matter away using a small quantity of water. As you press the waste into a holding tank, the waste is sucked into a tanker at the airport and then dumped.

Ew, that's disgusting. Like, just, all right, go get the poop. Dude, that thing sucks so good. I was really horny on a flight once, so I went and I put my dick in the toilet hole and I pressed the flush. Where people shit and piss? Yeah, and I pressed the button and it went,

and it sucked on my cock so hard. Damn. Nice. Thanks, man. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. Proud of you. so hard. Damn. Nice. Thanks, man. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. I'm proud of you. Thank you, man.

I'm proud of myself. Well, you should be because that's a feat. It's a feat. You can technically, you know, just put yourself in the Mile High Club for that. I was about to say, am I part of the Mile High Club? You got an honorary badge and all. I'm the... Okay, how about an actual badge?

No honorary badge. Just an actual badge. A real badge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Absolutely, man. Careful, dude. Jesus. Absolutely, man. Careful, dude. Jesus.

What, dude? Why'd you... Dude, watch where you're putting those things. Why don't you go remind the teacher we have homework or something, Poindexter? Dude, still to this day, fuck that kid. Are you going to check homework? Oy. Oy, love.

Teach, you got to check the homework. Oy, shit me, love. Teach, you gotta check the homework. Oi, shit me pants. Shit me pants, I just fucking love, why would that kid do that? What? Like,

ask the teacher to check homework. Because they did the work and they want it to go towards their grades so their grade can be. They're throwing everyone else under the bus that didn't do it.

Well, it's not their problem they didn't do the assignment. Yeah, well, I didn't. How assignment yeah well i didn't how often did you miss homework often same well i'm gonna say i'm gonna say i didn't i missed it every now and then but a lot of the times i was doing it on the bus ride or like right before like five minutes before i started always i had just been like oh fuck for my ap lit class i had to annotate books as i read them and he would check your notes.

So on every page, I had to write on every page and underline stuff. I thought I was slick with it, but looking back, I bet you I wasn't. On the bus, I'd be underlining and writing notes and skimming through, and it was probably just like, hmm, that's interesting. Or like, wow, can't believe he did that. Well, I can't believe he just said that. Symbolism. I would just underline random shit and just write like symbolism like circle the word the hmm interesting seems to be a reoccurring theme

yeah it's reoccurring all throughout the book you just circle every time it says the or and or like a of it's what's the most common word in the english language the or uh like a yeah yeah i guess so i'm i wonder what like the top 10 most common words are why wonder when i can look it up probably just words that were i'm stupid just just words that connect oh god connect nouns and and verbs and shit all right do you want to know what the most common words are yes the okay number two is b oh to be or not to be and i guess that like it's forms like b been being two is the third i'm going to suck you off after this podcast. Of is number four. And it's number five.

A, just A is six. In is seven. That is eight. And have is nine. And the last one is I. No A? Yeah, I have it. It's number six.

Sorry. Sorry about that. I just wasn't listening to you. It's okay. I don't do this for you to listen to me. I do it for the masses to listen to me. I do it to... For the masses. For the masses to listen to and go... Oh, he said funny joke about getting sucked off.

Guess what I finally did? Stop being gay? I charged my Switch after... I did too, last night. I haven't turned it on since October, I think. Same. Last time I turned it on was when I bought I bought like the Super Mario Sunshine pack

oh yeah yeah and I haven't played it yet but I wanted to buy that so I had it and that's last time I turned it on I I finally downloaded the whole like Super Nintendo shit and I played a bit of Donkey Kong Country this morning

oh you wait I it's been a while since I've been on the Switch the Nintendo online shit Super Nintendo shit. And I played a bit of Donkey Kong Country this morning. Oh, wait. It's been a while since I've been on the Switch. The Nintendo online shit. If you buy that. I think it's if you buy that membership. I have it. It's like three bucks a month. Yeah.

Then you get just a whole archive of NES. Really? Super Nintendo games. Oh, shit. I didn't know that. Like Donkey Kong 1, 2, and 3. That's a good idea. And that's all I focused on really. If they really wanted, if Nintendo really wanted to pop off, they would include like Game Boy games with that.

But the very, like Game Boy Advance games. But the best thing they could do is make in their like electric, electronics, electric store and their electronic shop. Like you can buy ports of like just direct ports of gamecube games and play them on the switch because you have all the same controls do you think pokemon would ever be popular enough to propose a subscription service to where it's like like how disney is like get all of the disney classics with disney all the pokemon where you get like all of like pokemon yellow as it originally was or Enhanced and like you can switch back and forth

and then it's like it's like pay this much a month and you have a free access to all these Pokemon games with a universal PokeDex. Ooh, no, I think they wouldn't just because

the Pokemon games are always going even the old ones are just always going to continue selling. So they're probably like eh. I don't know,

I'm sure they've thought about it. I think that they should make like one big pokemon online game where it's on go i think that's where oh yeah yeah they're not gonna that probably makes them the most money out of everything yeah but i wish it was more of a computer game i wish they had like a computer game i haven't played pokemon going god do you just remember that two weeks where i think that was the most peaceful like part like weeks of the world i the the image the most famous image i can muster up in my head from that time was the santa monica pier and the beach and how every fucking person you saw

was looking at their phone and there was not a single time it wasn't Pokemon Go. Same time just walking around in general in Glendale for like a week or two. I mean, honestly, that was a phenomenon. Like I have to go back and watch our videos about it. I know back to the take me back. Take me back. Take me back.

Take me back. Yeah, man. Yeah. Our video where we we have trying out Pokemon Go. We did two Pokemon Go videos. Do you want to watch them after this for old time's sake? Probably. I found when I watch those videos, it gets me really nostalgic and really motivated for Super Mega. Yeah.

Because I'm like, aw. Pokemon Go, though, I've just never seen one thing that actually got everyone out and got everyone to be friends with each other and talk to strangers. It was cool i mean it showed how good vast the like pokemon name can travel right because like it wasn't just young people that you saw with all this shit and like it was just like no there were people like i was surprised people like danny was playing it and um brent was playing it dude brent brent loves pokemon go and i think he still plays it i i don't know if he still plays And Brent was playing it. Dude, Brent loves Pokemon Go. And I think he still plays it. I don't know if he still plays it.

He might have given up. Does he still play it? I hope he still plays it. I can call him and ask. Because it actually, no joke, no hint of a joke. It brings me joy that Brent can find solace in Pokemon Go. Something about that, like those two iconic things together.

Brent and Pokemon? Yeah, it's beautiful. Brent! Brent! That's if Brent was a Pokemon. What do you think about this? Pokemon Go every day I play Pokemon Go I play Pokemon Go every day. I play Pokemon Go.

I play Pokemon Go every day. I play Pokemon Go. Such a good song. When I wake up. Dude, you fucking grew up. I play on my phone. You fucking grew up. That much time's passed?

Oh, my God. Well, I mean, those are huge years huge years like yeah the thing is it's not like you're years old it's not like you stay that like when you're young you're consistently growing throughout like each year like you look different until when you get older it slows down big time i'd say like in your in your 20s is where you kind of melt i think i've stopped for the most part because even i'd say i'd say around like 18 and 18 to 20 is where you just kind of like, that's what you're going to look like for a while. And then you develop more mature features into your thirties.

And then you'll be, when people turn old, sometimes they just look nothing like any iteration of themselves. Like I'll look at pictures. I'm like, I can't see that in your face. I look so different. I think 21,

that's going to happen to us. Yeah. We're going to be unrecognized. I wonder what we're going to look like in our 30s. It's the same. 21 was where mine really leveled out. Because you remember when we started Superman, you look at my face and I'm like, you were yet a young baby face.

And now I've, you know, finally hit puberty. It's kind of, I've settled into it. I feel like I've generally stayed the same visually. Except for getting older. You've become more masculine. More masculine? No, honestly, more handsome. Your features have really become more defined. Less chubby is what you're trying to say?

Yeah, more like, I don't know. We both grew into our faces, I think. Sorry, that's me going after the gnat yeah I got you like we had faces that we grew into yes like my hawker used to be pretty I mean it's still big but it used to really be and it's gonna keep growing along with your ears fuck I'm gonna get plastic surgery

I'm gonna get it cut off what let's get the whole thing off Voldemort style can you get like a Mr. Potato Head nose on too like you can put on dude i want to get my nose tattooed to look like mr potato head's nose with like with like orange ink and like have some shine put on it and everything isn't the voice actor for mr potato head is he dead no no no sorry the voice actor for slinky is is unfortunately has passed away

who voice did slinky, I forget his name. Don't make, I'll look it up since I brought it. You know, I, dude, I'm ready for the Toy Story MMO. I'm just going to look up Slinky. Hey, remind me to talk to you after the podcast because I have an idea for a project I want to work on and I would like to bring you on the team. Okay.

Jim Varney. Jim Varney? Yeah, I mean, that is this and now he's voiced by blake clark blake sheldon okay penny penny penny dude we gotta watch some big bang theory dude do you think i was talking to my friend last night about themed weddings and she was saying how like about what if there was a big bang theory themed wedding no but that's a that's a good idea right there how like uh before uh the bride comes out you hear the groom just sarah sarah sarah and you have a built-in audience yeah uh but basically like how you know like getting married is one of the most important things you can do in your life and some people

just decide if you're gay yeah which i know legitimately it is probably one of the most important things because it was recently right in 2012 to actually be able to be married when you know homosexual marriage wasn't taken later than 2012 believe it or not 2014 was it 24 why do i always think 2012 maybe 2015 even oh it's probably 20 yeah so that's like even fuck so but basically like imagine like like having a disney wedding like the biggest like one of the biggest moments about your life is like let me uh dedicate it to a corporation it's like dude you can go you can actually have a disney wedding but it's like over a hundred thousand dollars at disney dude there are a lot of disney heads out there there's a disney youtuber that did it got like a disney wedding and filmed it and everything

it's crazy you think there's a there's like a jacksepticeye or markiplier themed weddings out there now i gotta start looking this up where all the cupcakes have like pink mustaches or like the cupcakes are the jacksepticeye oh and then the cake is a big pink mustache let me look up a Markiplier wedding I mean he's taking pictures at weddings so you're gonna probably find

was Markiplier invited to PewDiePie's wedding? was he? well all I know is that we weren't yeah see look at this oh my god i thought i thought we knew felix i thought i didn't didn't didn't we talk didn't we you know exchange a few sentences you know we exchanged more than a few sentences at least half a paragraph you know dialogue come on well that's a few sentences half of that you're right actually that is exactly what that

means like three sentences is like the minimum of what i always went i was i remember that okay three sentences i'm good that's the deal hey you made the deal i'm sticking to it it's like a paragraph is what was it three to six then they try to intentionally mark things off more i know they would if they're like oh he tried to do the bare minimum it's like yeah i did you gave me fucking whatever three Three to six. You're trying. You're trying to say like if if if I get a nine to five at some corporate overlord job, you're going to want me to try to like, you know, apply myself. Come on.

I'm just going to do what it tells me. Man, part of the machine, part of the ship, part of the crew, dude. Yeah. Amen. All of us are existing just to be cogs on the machine. Dude, we should write a song about this. I don't think anyone else has pretty deep.

I don't think people have even really thought of that. People don't understand this concept. Um, yeah, I mean, I think it, I think it's us being YouTubers outside of it all that gives us a unique perspective on it.

We see, we see things the way those wage slaves can't. You know? How condescending. Sounds like something like Jacob Sartorius or Jake Paul would say. Wage slave is such a disrespectful term. Well, our parents are wage slaves. I know.

Every time I- I know, it sickens me. When I call my mom, I'm like, what's up, wage slave? Every time my mom calls me, she goes, hey, honey. And I go, why didn't you chase after your dreams? Oh, wait, you're too old now. What I like to do is- That ship has sailed.

Yeah. I call my mom as I'm lighting one of my Cubans with a $100 bill. And I go, what's up, wage slave? Have you enslaved yourself to any wages lately? How does it feel to be a part of the machine? I'm outside of that because I'm a YouTuber, even though technically we answer to Google. I'm glad to know you're doing okay.

We can't, I mean, we say this to make fun of it but like we're who are we paying up to google i mean big ass corporation yeah they're not fucking telling us what to do yes they are ryan they tell you exactly what to do say the n-word see you're not gonna do it because they told you you can't do that they're're saying that, oh, all of a sudden we can't say it? You're just doing it out of social pressure. We'd all be saying it if there was... We could all be saying the n-word hypothetically if we wanted to. Like, honestly, hypothetically, we could be saying it.

More people are losing than winning here. And that's not a world I want to live in. You talk about socialism. Let's share the epithets around a little. Real socialism is everyone can say the N-word. And if I was president, I would put that in the Constitution. He would, Ben?

Nah, nah. No, he'd put that only he can say it. Yeah. What do you think, Ben? Oh, we saw a trailer to Ben Shapiro's Big Adventure. The Daily Wire's school shooting massacre extravaganza. I can't believe they named the movie that. A little insensitive, but.

Yeah, we watched the trailer for Ben Shapiro's company's new school shooting movie. Here's the thing it's well shot it's not like well shot it's not like pure flicks where it's just kind of like bored I mean it still looks like drab but you could

see that they purchased an expensive camera for this one yeah and they got some color grading dude the pure flicks that we need to watch that show and review it the uh dan the family man or whatever the sitcom yeah that takes place on a green screen most of the whole dude it's fucking i can't but like we could easily with no budget make a better sitcom and i think dude we should make a sitcom well you already did

on kids with problems oh yeah on situational comedy featuring markiplier and press heart to continue dude you got dodger to to the thing is like we can we talk about this you could have been some some fucking horrible like like just cretin on the internet you know and she had she just felt pressured because she was there shooting that video for mark and i remember i was like hey do you want to be in my video because i you know i had like a thousand subs and i was like this would be awesome and she was like uh sure so it's like she had no idea who i was but then just agreed to be in this video which is very sweet very sweet yeah but i could have been like a horrible yeah like a horrible dude and then she's like oh why did i do that i know like i could have been a problem like white supremacist

afterwards i'd imagine well also i mean the fact i think because we're with mark that was kind of a vouch well did you uh were you in a video with a monkey were you in a video with a uh dog yeah i'm in one right now no i'm jealous of the dog playing chess and the and the monkey crystal the monkey actually yep the crystal i got to work with the well i didn't get to work with crystal i got to be around when crystal was around think about this if if you guys came to any of our live shows in 2019 you'll you'll know some lore about crystal the monkey rest in peace and isis i liked when we did more of like, when we,

had the storyline running throughout the show. We just had a storyline and we segmented it through bits. I feel like we are really starting to kind of hone in what we want out of the live show.

The 2019 shows were really good. Because the early shows are very, I don't know, very, I see. Like, we just didn't really know

what we were doing, but in the 2019 shows we kind of got like a rough like storyline that went throughout it like here and there or not even it wasn't even a storyline it was just this reoccurring like I I do want to do live shows again hopefully 2021 because I would love to sit down in 2022 fully realistically yeah or maybe later 2021 but i would love to sit down with you and just before we even book another show just write out like the best show get all the stuff we need like made for it because i want to put on like such a fucking i want us to be able to look at our shows family guy theme song on yeah trap theme song on i want

i want us to be able to look at the show and be like this is good we're proud like we're proud of it as a piece of work take you around the country yeah damn we were gonna put some on patreon but um self-conscious that's the big answer yeah it's like ah it's not funny well i mean it's you gotta you gotta i think it's not like you gotta be there but there is a yeah i get it there's an extra um uh ingredient the special little like secret ingredient that's just kind of like the reason they're live shows i feel bad and it's all about audience interaction and like the energy the vibe of the room and i feel bad and we're not stand-up comedians so it's not like we have like i don't know well i i'm a stand-up comedian just like steven crowder oh dude you're a stand-up comedian like dave rubin is a stand-up comedian classic comedian right there man right up there with the greats like carlin i just feel like if you uh if you

just read you become a bisexual like you just you just because there's some words and then when oh geez who are we to judge though we've we've said some pretty unfunny things yeah we have but we've also said so many funny things hey how many funny things have we said on super mega how many unfunny things because you know there's an actual number this is all subjective it's all subjective but like no machine that tells people what's fun we just kind of do what we like to do most of the time unless uh google comes in and says hey can you make this video we uh this is kind of trending right now and we need help to push it in the world and we're more than more than happy to push their agenda

but if it's not if it's not like something like that then we usually just tend to do our own thing I've been pushing Zuckerberg's agenda big Zucker these nuts oh shit dude how about that I've been pushing Soros too Soros on these nuts

I've got some Soros so fuck that didn't work I need to go grab myself a drink. I'm going to go get a sparkling water. Do you want anything? Nope. Well, how about some ad reads? I would like some of them, yes. Okay.

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or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I.com. Drink one extra ice. Join your chicken whoopie fire and a sweet hot apple bar. Is that it? Let me get a quarter pound of a cheese and flatfish show, please. Make good as a McMuffin and a large coffee. A hamburger, cheeseburger, hash brown, hotcakes, vanilla cone shake, and a hot bar sundae. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. Oh, man.

Ad reads really hit the spot today, man. I started watching this ASMR channel called Morpheus ASMR. Take the red pill. No, it's not like that. It's this old white man with a Boston accent. You are the one. He just eats food.

Stop. Oh, stop it, dude, please. You're pissing me off. But he'll just be like, hello, I got the McDonald's big breakfast and today I'm gonna eat it. And then he just eats the stuff. He's like, good hotcakes.

What's the difference between hotcakes and flapjacks? Great guy. What is the difference? He has a million subscribers. What is the difference? I think it's just terminology. Dude, pancakes are amazing. I haven't had a pancake in a million subscribers. What is the difference? I think it's just terminology. Dude, pancakes are amazing. I haven't had a pancake in a long time.

God, they're so good. We should... But if you like pancakes... No. But if you like pancakes, have you ever had a waffle? Waffles are better than pancakes in my opinion. I actually... But...

No, no. Are you going to say French toast is number one? Oh, yeah. Not for me. I love me some French toast. I would say for me, honestly, it's waffles, pancakes, French toast. French toast is like homemade French toast. It's so fucking good.

Oh, man, it really is. It's so easy, too. If you get it with the right... Oh, man, you know what I got to do? Once shit's back open, I got a breakfast place to take you. That is the fucking best French toast made out of brioche bread. And it's like this thick slice, and it's just... Oh, and they put some berries and some like whipped

cream some berries and cream oh yep okay oh what one of the best commercials i think of our i think that's a commercial that started that kind of like uh post modern humor because skittles did a lot of that too yeah like the skittles tree i mean wasn't there like a like one where like two teens like making out or something or he had a crush on her and skittles did some good commercials yeah skittles nathan barnett was in a skittles commercial skittles are really good i um i love nathan barnett uh but you know what i love more ad reads just kidding come on we already just had some i know dude i was just checking the audience it. But you know what I love more? Ad reads. Just kidding! Come on, we already just had some. I know, dude. I was just checking the audience.

Yeah, we sold out. That's enough. Really? Did it upset you? No. Is this a joke? No, no, no. I'm just saying that's enough ad reads for now. Oh, I thought you were saying that's enough to me. No, no, no. Yeah. Chill the F out, dog.

Sorry, man. It's been a boring weekend for me because we spent all of last week just going ham with Super Mega. Pounding away. We've almost recorded an entire month's worth of episodes last week. And we're having a really good time it's just me and Ryan here at the office Jackson has just entered quarantine because he just got back from the east coast

that traveling fucker and now Ryan and I have just been going at it and it's been really fun this is the most invigorated I've felt about Super Mega in a very long time and we've been working on some new stuff and this week we're going again and the thing that sucks is I had such a boring a very long time. Yeah. And we've been working on some new stuff and this week we're going again. a lot more.

Mm-hmm. And the thing that sucks is I had such a boring weekend because I just wanted to work but I forced myself to not and I just napped all weekend and ate fast food and, you know, this and that,

this and that. It was boring. My house is so cold too. I just streamed and, you know know fucked up my sleeping schedule and so i'm hoping tonight i can finish that shit you know what i'm saying yeah tell me about the sleep you you today you were like i think i fixed my sleep schedule i woke up at 3 a.m i woke up at three for no fucking reason hate when when that happens, dude. And I, and I,

it's hard for me to fall back asleep after I wake up. And I'm not talking about like waking up and like hearing the alarm and putting it to like snooze, like being in the fog. But like when you naturally wake up, you know, when your body just naturally wakes up without like, yeah, always like doing that.

Like you're kind of like, Oh, something, whatever. But I guess it's cause I, uh, I took a nap, like a three hour nap earlier, like from five to

or like from six to nine or five thirty to nine or some shit like that. And I was like, OK, I'm rested. I'm going to I'm going to fuck. I'm still tired. So I was like, you know, I'm going to use that. I'm just going to fall asleep at nine, get some more hours, sleep, wake up maybe like around nine or ten, you know, on the early side, get a morning in in that's the nine and ten's best time to fucking wake up but i never can i fell asleep around midnight like between like 11 and midnight around there you know you

know how you're like listening to stuff on your phone that's what i listen that's what i do i watch morpheus asmr eat flapjacks and spaghetti and then um uh i fell asleep and then i woke back up at 3 a.m and couldn't get back to bed uh and so then i just started looking at my phone and was like you know what i'll just stay up and i'll go to bed at a decent time tonight i'll definitely be tired around like midnight at least maybe even before then i mean you did and then woke up at three no i'm talking about hopefully oh tonight yeah and i can wake up at a hopefully that nine or ten sweet spot if i could i think the perfect time for me to wake up every morning is if i could just wake up at nine perfect amount of morning it's not too late but it's not too early you get a good decent you can like it's

that fog i can't break that fog dude yeah it's i don't it it's like, it's literally, it's like, it's got me trapped and I can't break out. I, I, I tend to have that like on the way here and then either break out of it. If I'm listening to some fun, wacky music. Yeah, that's what I do.

Or, uh, just when we start interacting. Yeah. Cause you know, that always makes my day a little better. I listened to, uh,

my gangs, my gangster rap. I'm the type. I listen to my gangster rap. I'm the type of girl that listens to gangster rap. How are you? You're daddy's little bitch. I'm daddy's little bitch. Come here. That's right. Yeah. I'm here. You're so

handsome. Thanks, daddy. Thanks, bitch. Yeah, that's right. I'm daddy's little bitch. Now, take your uniform off Okay I'm taking my daddy's little bitch uniform off Daddy hates that uniform

Yeah, what else does daddy hate? Daddy hates your skin Daddy hates my skin Yeah, I'll take my skin off too God damn. Just the face of the whole, all of it. All of it. Okay.

Hold on. God. I'm trying to really pull it around. Tight little boy. Yeah. Tight little skinless boy. I got that arm off. One second.

Now be careful of the bones. All right. Yeah, no. The bones are fine. I got enough muscle around them. Careful of the bones. You can see some of the bones, like my elbow. Dance for daddy.

Dance? Okay. Well, do you want to hear my bones rattle? Yeah. Does daddy want to hear daddy's little bitch's bones rattle? All right, here we go. All right. You like that?

Is that good? And scene. Make sure you put some bone rattling sounds there. I will. I will. Cool. That was fantastic man that was just fantastic yeah that was powerful stuff animators where you at dude i want to get

more super mega animated y'all animators they animate a lot we just don't update the fucking playlist i know we need to be better job for jackson i want to i need to binge super mega animated because i've seen a lot of them pop up in my recommended lately. And I realize there's a lot of them I haven't seen. So one of these days, why are you making faces at me? I don't know. We should try to, you and I should just sit down and binge watch animations today. Stop making those faces, man.

I can't. Do you want to do that? What? Binge watch some animations today? Sure, sure. Get in the mood? Yeah. I'm not a fan, dude.

I'm really not. You're offending me. I'm sorry, bro. If you keep offending me, I'm going to pull my penis out. Oh, you hop off it. Get off your high horse. I still have a boner. Didn't ask.

You're just jealous because you can't get a boner. There's no connecting tissue between our last conversation and that statement i know i know i just uh have for some reason had an erection since we started the podcast and it's hurting me have you tried cutting it off i'm not horny or anything popping it back on later turning it off and on again yeah screw it off yeah set it aside Yeah. Screw it off? Yeah. Set it aside for a bit? Set it to silent.

You know, do not disturb. Vibrate? Dude, I wish my penis could vibrate. You know, the ladies would be screaming. You'd probably get an implant. Yeah, I was just thinking you'd probably get an implant in your penis. Or you could, you know, yourself take a scalpel, cut open your shaft a little bit, and insert a tiny, like like vibrating thing into your skin and

then just stitch it back up and then you can just click it or have a remote it breaks and like turns on you can't get it to stop so you gotta you know speaking of stuff like that do you know who uh alfred albert fish is the serial killer nope he was a uh he's like one of the most fucked up serial killers ever um what'd he do he killed well yeah and ate cereal come on now yeah tell me the truth yeah he molested like over 100 boys but also uh i don't want to talk about some guy who molested a bunch of boys dude I was gonna tell you well there's a reason I said this was he was into pain

and he would stick needles into his gooch so far up that they end up going around his body because they'd like when he died he had a bunch of needles in his bladder and everything which is crazy right well I just wanted to bring that up anyway you want to talk about another man that molested boys Like when he died, he had a bunch of needles in his bladder and everything, which is crazy, right? Well, I just wanted to bring that up anyway. You want to talk about another man that molested him?

No, I don't want to talk to anyone about molesting anyone. Oh, Brent's calling me. Stop, stop, stop. Stop talking. Man, dude, we should sue Brent for something. We could sweep the fucking floor with Brent. For being a little bitch. How about that? What are, could we technically file a lawsuit?

You can sue anyone for anything, baby. Anything. So it was not like a criteria. I can just say, I want to sue him for being a little bitch. We're going to throw it out, but yeah. I don't know if you could word it like that. Do you need a lawyer to officially file a lawsuit or could you do it yourself? Because.

I don't know. As I said, they're just going to throw it out yo sorry i just uh we just got an email to our email i just noticed called girl scout cookie hookup salutations super mega crew i was watching your truck simulator video and heard the mention of needing some Girl Scout cookies. You're in luck because I'm in my last year at the Scouts, and it would be my absolute honor to somehow receive and deliver an order to you boys at Super Mega. Oh, I thought she was going to give us free Girl Scout cookies.

Wait, no, wait, wait. There is a code. She gave us a code. What's this code? Oh, that's just so they can trace it back to her man I thought someone was about to hook us up with some free girl scout cookies someone said that the Keebler

girl scout wannabes and actual girl scout cookies are made in the same factory and are the same cookie are you serious? yeah like you know grasshoppers and thin mints Samoas samoas and they're which are called caramel lights yeah those are delicious i mean i've had the keebler i've had the keebler

cookies you know but there's something about the fact that it's girl scout cookies makes it like just even just taste better yeah something about it i should be getting a box of them today because my mom- Did you get lemon ups? I did. Lemon ups are fantastic. Remember when I ordered all those on the- Can you order them online? Did they set something up like that? Yeah, you can order them online, but they're like $15 a box where when my mom ordered them, they were $4 to $5 a box. So I made my mom get me like 12 boxes to last. And she got mad at me because I Venmo'd her. And she was like, this was a Valentine's Day present, Matthew.thew i'm like mom why you get me valentine's day presents you coming on me or

something i mean she is single yep so uh yeah you know i'm not feeling a little weird about that actually now that i'm thinking like why did my mom get me a valentine like mom i'm uh this valentine's day i'm gonna be 25 why don't you go to a mother son dance somewhere? I have a as a 25 year old. Yeah. I want to show up like a mother son dance. That's all like kids and their mom and then just me and my mom. So it's like it's like six year olds doing the mother son dance.

And then just this 25 year old man child walking in do you think there's like been someone that existed that was just no no no listen to the whole thing okay i was goofing you no no no okay this is a critical thinking question okay okay your glasses are in the right position okay so do you think there's ever been someone who's been that much of a downer to where they brought an urn to bring your kid to work day yeah dude

that's just like so what's that um that's my boy oh yeah your boy yeah it's uh bring your kid do you want to introduce uh want to introduce yours um anyways uh this is where the coca-cola's brewed um oh shit i spilled it no he no it's like he secretly puts it in it's like when i i want to i want to be in coca-Cola. I love it so much. Live on, son.

Live on. What do you want your ashes to, because you want to be cremated, right? Yeah. I would like to have a grave, but nothing in it. Like just like as a symbolism thing. Like, you know how people have like a tombstone?

I'd love to have like a tombstone still, like maybe with my family. On the property, on like your family's property or whatever. No, I'd like to pay an excessive amount of money to put it in a giant field of dead people. My mom already has hers reserved, I think. Just a plot of land?

Is she not getting cremated? A lot of people reserve grave plots. Is she getting cremated though? Or is she? I'm not her choice at the end of the day, is it? I'm pretty sure she's going to want to be cremated. You have no autonomy when you're dead. Come on.

That's true. That's true. But you know. It's up to you to respect her wishes though. Wishes? She's dead. What am I respecting? Because like what?

Is she going to get her feelings hurt if I don't? Probably. No, she's not. She's going to be looking down on you going. She's going to be looking up from hell going. Just kidding. My mom is definitely going to heaven right god no she's like massive booming through the sky right then that would that would like i'd believe in god would you yeah yeah well yeah dude

if i ask god a question and heard a massive booming response from the sky oh i thought you meant like just thunder if you heard like oh no i Oh, no, I mean like. No. Oh, okay, yeah. What do you think God's voice sounds like? Well, God is a black woman, so. Probably, you know how you're blinded if you look upon God because you cannot comprehend what he looks like? Like your human brain can't handle. I would think that you'd actually just go insane from even hearing his voice as well. Like it's this like unintelligible thing that jumbles your brain.

So a lot of people do hear God's voice and are insane. It's a schizophrenia. Dude. What? It's fucked up. Ableist. For saying one of the symptoms of schizophrenia is believing in God. Yeah. It's fucked up ableist for for saying one of the symptoms of schizophrenia is believing in god yeah it's fucked up dude i want to know what that like so when you when actually people uh who have

schizophrenia uh who do hear like voices from god or have in the past in the comments i'm curious about this when you hear the voice like is it inside your head or does it literally sound like clear as day like in real life you know like when you hear it how would what do you mean how would something sound in your head like you know like i can think a thought right now and i can hear it not technically hear it but you're thinking of like is it an intrusive thought no i know it's an intrusive thought but i mean like i just want to know like how real does it sound like do you know it's the like a voice in your head isn't it it's an odd it's a audible hallucination yeah auditory hallucination which i get those when i fall asleep sometimes like when

right before i fall asleep everyone gets them um where it just sounds like someone says your name or something you like jump awake hate those it's because uh your brain is like you're right in between sleep and restfulness so your brain confuses shit for me the only thing that really like jolts me awake is like that classic like just when you like when you fall so much i get that every time i fall you know when you're not even falling what is it like your head rolling or something it's uh it has to do with the it, it's right the moment you're falling asleep, apparently. And it has to do with the sensation of, um, some sensation that tricks you sometimes into thinking you're falling. I'll have a dream where it's like, mine won't always even be falling.

It's like I'm on a bike and I'll go down a ramp really fast. I'm gonna, does it or, sometimes it just does it without any prompt. But it scares me every time. It's like, ah! It's frustrating. It's frustrating it's annoying not cool sometimes i just think about how cute ryan is my jump awake damn okay yeah you know i had a dream sorry i'm blushing yeah you're bright as a cherry i had a dream that I. You actually I won't say who it is just so they don't get terrified.

I had a dream I shot someone we know twice in the leg, but like as a prank and they were like laughing and they were cool with it. Who was it? And then we sat down and watched TV together. I'll bleep it out. But who? Jesus. And then. It's fucked up. And then my mom was there and my mom was like oh so you

promise it doesn't hurt and i was like yeah and then uh there was an old lady and my mom shot her twice uh and then was really mad at me because she's like it did hurt she's dying and i was like sorry mom i didn't know and then my mom went into the kitchen and laid with the old lady dying and then she turned into a dog and that was sounds like a dream yeah it's like i love like in your dream though that all makes sense it's like oh yeah well you're just going along with it you're like sure yeah no i mean it happens i mean i mean you know it makes you wonder how people are so susceptible in those prank videos it's it's because people are just so gullible bro yeah. Yeah, man. People are just doofuses. Hey, look, a nickel.

We were watching some good Roman Atwood pranks. No, that was Joey Salads, wasn't it? They've both done it. Okay. But that was Joey Salads we were watching.

Okay. Aspiring senator of the United States Congress. I'm not kidding. You know that, right? I know, I know, I know. Dude, I mean, he has a good reputation he proved that the election was stolen

he showed the evidence the uh you know I was uh watching just certain people like during like the election night shit I'll never forget like steven crowder was just fucking on the phone with some woman about and this might have been like one of the

nights even after election but it was around that like time he was just on he was like i think doing a phone interview with someone who got this footage of it's like look i don't know what this is it looks like they're taking ballots into the into the like i'm not saying they are ballots but looks to me you know how many ballots do you think you could fit in that like he'd ask questions like that where it's like i think it turned out to be camera equipment camera equipment just what they want you to think camera equipment now i just and i'm pretty sure i don't know if he did this but if anything Now, I just and I'm pretty sure I don't know if he did this, but if anything, he probably did like, you know, and it's they might not be ballots. But the fact that we're even having to question it, you know, you're questioning it. My favorite thing.

I think that's going to be something as I grow old and like we look back at just like just the hilarious fact that because they lost, it's like, no, it was fake. It's like, dude, come on. Yeah, it's always some evidence. Then it's always entertaining to see people's reactions to elections. I mean, even when Hillary Clinton lost, you know, this has happened before, though, with with with the bush election in 2000 nothing and like everyone but like when um i'm talking about like uh when the age of the internet you know could capture and memefy reactions yeah you know when what was the first you said i think that was honestly dude sorry what were you what were you doing i opened my phone and i i didn't mean to to click a super mega video. Which video was it? New Patreon podcast, super mini cast, how to get bitches full episode.

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Order food after this. Let's do it, man. Maybe a little fast food. Yeah, why not a little fast food? Maybe like a chicken club sandwich? That sounds good. Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe like from Wendy's?

Dude, the Wendy's chicken ranch, like Asiago Club, whatever. Delicious. Wendy's has a good chicken sandwich. Dude, as long as I get those fucking Wendy's chicken ranch, like Asiago Club, whatever, delicious. Wendy's has a good chicken sandwich. Dude, as long as I get those fucking Wendy's nuggets, dude. Oh, Wendy's has, oh, dude, Wendy's spicy nuggets? I don't like Wendy's honey mustard, though. That's what really sucks, is their honey mustard's just not any good. You know who has good honey mustard?

Don't say it. Chick-fil-A? Yeah. They do have really good honey mustard. Look at me, man. I'm saying it from experience. I gotta take a picture of your hair real quick because it looks awesome. Tilt your head a little forward towards me.

Does it look goofy? No, it looks like it's a fire. Like, your hair looks literally like it's fire. Look at this. Like, Yeah, it does. It's cool. Like, if it was red,

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which you save money on. It's cheaper. Oh, wow. It's like 50 bucks instead of six. Or it's like 55 instead of 60 for the year. Okay. So our Patreon for a year is the price of one Nintendo Wii U game. Ooh.

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Maybe we'll answer your question in the Q&A. Say your name or we'll maybe talk about something on the Super Minicast that you suggested. Yeah. And it's just some more content for people on the Patreon. A little thank you for supporting us. Yeah. Yeah. Can I suck your toenails?

No, but no, you cannot. Okay. Why do you always bring up my toenails, by the way? I just wanted to suck them. It's a consistent theme I've noticed. No, it's just because I'm looking at them. Do you want me to clip them? No, no.

There's some hidden. I bring them up because when we're recording, I happen to see them a lot. Because I am barefoot. Yeah. So right now i looked down i saw your toenails and i said what can i say that's lol random i said can i make me feel uncomfortable whenever you whenever you just it seems like you take a keen eye to them and i'm not sure if it's like a sexual thing or if it's just like you're trying to tell me something about

the way my nails look no no no i don't know if it's any like they look good they look good they look really well you say that it makes me worry more on the sexual aspect of... You don't need to worry about any facetiousness. I'm putting my feet down. You can't see my feet anymore. You've lost feet privilege. You can't stop looking under the table. Stop looking under the table, dude.

Take your hand out of your pants. It's not a sexual thing. Both hands out of your pants. It's not a sexual thing. It's just I like admiring my friend's tone. Hands up! Okay, good. What is it called?

Hand check! Hand check? Yeah. Like on a bus? Like on a youth group bus? Oh. Hand check! Yeah.

I remember that, dude. Yeah, so, there was this guy on a, guy, there was a kid on a youth group field trip and I remember he was like, yeah, I fingered her on the bus. There's a kid on a youth group field trip. And I remember he was like, yeah, I think it around the bus. Yo, finger blasting on the youth group bus.

Yeah, dude. Epic. That's fucking rad, dude. I. Yo, Matt, you like Captain Phillips? We have been boarded by four armed pirates. Oh, you can quote it in everything. Oh, I know.

You want to go down to A-Deck? Get some water? You know? Classic, classic. Sure, sure. Sure. Look at me. I'm the captain.

Sure, sure. Sure. Okay. It's a good movie. I think- Paul Greengrass. I think I've literally- There's probably like 12 to 20 different times

where on this podcast, where I've been like, Captain Phillips is actually a really good movie. What else did, as Paul- His nipples were so hard in that last scene. He did the Bourne movies, right? Yeah. He did the Bourne Identity, the Bourne Ultimatum.

Supremacy, yeah. The Bourne, yeah. Has he done anything recently? He should do a dude. He should do. He should do like a comeback to the born thing. It's like born again. Is that not a bad idea?

Would a stinky Matt Damon and his and his old 401k ass be able to do it, though? It's 401 years old. Do what? What is it 1,000 years old he's an ancient beast matt damon matt damon is uh when i was in high school and i was scared that my parents thought i was gay i liked matt damon but then i found out that matt damon was apparently like gay guys love matt damon so anytime matt damon come on he was like i don't really like matt damon i just want i want to make sure just in case you guys i don't like that guy you know oh what gay people like him that's oh that's weird i don't well i really don't like that must mean i'm i guess i'm not gay then that actually is a pretty uh accurate representation

of who i am as a person yep i do like matt damon matt Damon's pretty cool. He's a good actor. What happened to her? What happened to her? What's that from? It's from Contagion. Oh, yeah. It's in the trailers. What happened to her?

What happened to her? Yep. What about, I didn't watch that movie where- What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I didn't watch the movie where he's really small. I did. I saw it with my mom. What's it called?

Downsizing. Was it good? Here's the thing. It didn't watch the movie where he's really small. I did. I saw it with my mom. What's it called? Downsizing. Was it good? Here's the thing. It didn't get good reviews, but I think it's just because I was seeing it with my mom. I was like, this is a nice little experience. It was a fine little cute little film. I mean, going out with my mom honestly is... I'm never going to see it again. And it had Neil Patrick Harris in it.

Ugh. Yeah, I don't like him either. Honestly. Or his husband. Oh, I like, I love his husband. So fashionable. When I go to a movie with my mom or anything, like when I have a day out with my mom, it's just like, it's so nice. It just feels good.

I really love my mom and I miss her. And I hope I can see her again soon. But the pandemic, I was going, I'm trying to fly her out here for when she's on spring break. If she has the vaccine by then, because she's getting the vaccine soon. What? Okay. What, what sexual joke are you going to do?

You have to say, well, I'm wholesomely talking about my mother, the vaccine, your semen, maybe, or no, it was stupid. Tell me it was so, it was just going to Tell me. It was just going to be like, I was just going to be like, you should take her to a wet t-shirt contest. Mom, I got something great planned today. It's a surprise. And what I'll do is the night before,

I'll go to my mom's luggage and hide all her bras. I don't know, Mom. What do you mean? I don't know where your do you mean i don't know where your bras are no she gets used to she's like i actually feel more free out here super mega's first annual wet t-shirt contest would you mention it if your mom started wearing like very like opaque yes i would mention that to her no bro oh i definitely would bring that up what would you say what would you say i'd, Mom, I don't want to.

Would you be like, it's a bit cold, isn't it? I'd joke it. I'd probably joke it. I'd be like, hey, Mom, how's it hanging? How's it hanging?

Yeah. It's a little nipply out. A little nippy out. What if she just didn't take the hint and was like, mm-hmm. Yep, certainly is.

Mom, your nipples are, I could see them through your shirt. Cool. I love Andrew Cuomo, the New York governor. Cuomo, sorry. I love he has nipple piercings. Cuomo? Dude. His nipple piercings?

Yeah, people, there's a picture of him, like when he was doing a press conference, his shirt, you could see it through his shirt, like his nipple piercings. What's your, uh, fuck. What? I was going to say something. What were you going to say? It was about Super Mega. Was it a bit?

Or was it legitimate? No, we should have a legit Super Mega wet t-shirt contest. All the Super Mega boys? Yeah. Boys only. Yep. Super Mega's chunky boy wet t-shirt contest i'm only chunky boys i am ready to sneeze oh yeah sneeze all over my shirt god just gotta blow snot all over your

shirt that's uh wait do wet t-shirt contests just sound like like a very howard stern ass like howard stern's creepy yeah sit on it sit on it like the like when she's like when he has the porn stars like sit on the vibrating stool he's like yeah wheelie around a little bit how does it feel tell us how it feels how does your pussy feel he did it with uh Carmen Electra I'm sure Pam Anderson

damn dude come on you sit on this sit on the chair yeah the guy like hold up the mic to like you feeling good. Howard Stern is just creepy, dude. No, no, no, no. Just quiet, quiet, quiet. No, you're not.

You got to like at least try to have at least try to have an orgasm on my radio show. Do you know who actually tequila did it? Did she? I don't know. I think so. Dude, there was a time where I was where young Ryan was just like obsessed with tequila tequila. I called her out once on a tweet and she responded to it oh when that's 2016 or some shit i'm talking like when she was when she was doing the show like the mtv show what was it called tila uh a shot at love with

tila yes yeah yeah she she became like a huge alt-right i'm actually pretty sure she became like a legit nazi like have you seen the pictures of her like she's like a what alt-right i'm actually pretty sure she became like a legit nazi like have you seen the pictures of her like she's like a what was the reason i would like i have seen those it's crazy but the reason i was like it's just because like when you're a kid and you see someone like on tv or media and all of a sudden you find out they were naked somewhere it's like whoa wait they're clothed and the people them, but they also... Whoa! I told you the Britney Spears picture, man, where she's getting out of the car and you can see her snatch. Well, that's disgusting.

That was against her will. I know. No, I'm not saying anything about that picture. I'm just saying when I was a kid, that picture got me riled up. Yeah. Because I was like, oh! First picture of a vagina i ever saw i think really was that britney spears uh well you know maybe she should have been wearing some damn

underwear that's what i'm saying like me undies yes you know me and these we should make an ad for me undies we didn't sponsor this particular one but they do they are a wonderful sponsor they sponsored so many at this point that i'm just like thank you and but what if what if we photoshop that picture britney spears uh but she's wearing MeUndies? It's an advertisement they could do. Okay. That's a good advertising campaign. Like take famous pictures of people naked and put the underwear on them.

Didn't Bruno or Borat have that picture in it or something like that? I don't know why. I feel like I've seen that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some movie with Sacha Baron Cohen. Maybe not. He's just a big fan of that picture. Yeah, he loves it.

Mr. Sacha. Sacha Baron Cohen. movie with sasha baron cohen maybe not he's just a big fan of that picture yeah he loved yeah mr satcha sasha baron cohen i can't believe gaby some of the people that he has gotten in his stunts bernie sanders oj simpson oj simpson yes bernie sanders the ron yeah bernard sanders senator bernard sanders senator bernard Sanders. If you move the nines in this column, then everyone's in the 99%. Just seeing Bernie's like, you're not making sense. Because Bernie's trying to give him the benefit

of the doubt and trying to understand his argument legitimately so he can have a conversation with this person. And he's trying to say that healthcare is bad because when he went to the doctor, before he went to the doctor and he's trying to say that healthcare is bad because when he went to the doctor before he went to the doctor he didn't have any diseases and then when he went to the doctor they told him he had diseases oh I'm presuming you were diagnosed

you were diagnosed with these diseases at the doctors Bernie Sanders is remember my famous bit everyone loves it Bernie Flanders hi diddly ho neighborino my next door neighbor Homer Simpson remember my famous bit? Everyone loves it. Bernie Flanders. Hi, diddly-ho, neighborino.

My next-door neighbor, Homer Simpson, is a ding-dang diddly guy. Dude, did Super Mega not post a Bernie meme? When it was hot? We forgot. What? Could have been us like, dude, has anyone done him sitting next to Forrest Gump On the bench No

That's genius Dude I saw I saw a picture where someone had photoshopped You know like the Arthur picture where he's like Clinching his fist It was that but it was the Bernie Mitten And I saw someone on Twitter say Now this is an epic meme crossover

I never expected but didn't know I needed Now this is an epic meme crossover. I never expected, but didn't know I needed. Now this is an epic meme crossover. Now this is epic. I sent it to Patrick, and Patrick was like, this is awesome. Dude, we should just have Jackson post a Bernie meme like once

a month at least, where he's sitting in his little chair with his mittens. Don't stick your fucking tongue out at me again, young man. In fact, that pissed me off so bad, I'm going to go take a piss and end the podcast right here. I love how adults get mad.

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