supermegashow - EP 23 - A List of Questions

Episode Date: February 24, 2017

We go down a list of questions and answer them. Simple. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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uh matt printed out some fucking questions he went i have a clever little idea for a podcast i'm gonna pronounce some questions cross out the ones we don't feel like answering and then let's answer them on the podcast and i was like boy howdy that seems like a lot of work that we don't have to do now exactly because you know usually our podcasts are like we sit down at 11 30 at night the day before it releases and we're like we don't know what the fuck to talk about every conversation you've pretty much heard is just us just sitting in the room not we didn't plan anything just so and then we just can we go on from there and then there's always like there'll be that silence we'll cut out and be like ryan i have no earthly idea what to talk about yeah and we'll sit there for like 30 seconds

to be like um okay bring it bring it in with one of the segue jokes okay here we go uh i guess we saw a movie but anyway guys uh i went online printed out some stupid list of 100 questions that we have shortened down to cut out the stupid ones like, Are you married? You know, stuff like that. And just, you know, just dumb ones. But we are just going to go down this list and just give you guys a better idea of who we are as people. Oh, that's cute.

Yeah. You want to start it off? Sure, Ryan. Okay. The person not reading the question answers first. Perfect. Sounds good. Okay.

All right, Ryan. The first stupid question. Ready. Ready. Do you sleep Okay. Alright, Ryan. The first stupid question. Ready. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? I have to sleep with my closet door open because Lego's, that's like Lego's room. That's like his place. That's like his den. All of his treats and food

and water bowl and food bowl is all in there. His barricade. Yeah, he's got a nice little fan in there. It's always open for him to come in and out. He used to have a little carpet Until he peed all over the place Did he? When did that happen? It's because I was at work Longer than usual and it just

Slipped my mind I'm an abusive dog owner Why do pets like They never want to pee on like hardwood floor It's always got to be on like soft carpet or a bed or a couch I'm glad all I had to do was roll it up and throw it down the chute That was an old carpet So I guess i for me i usually sleep with them closed but same for ryan uh my cat banana his litter box is in my closet and if he has to go in the middle of the night i got to keep that door open so yeah i don't hang my clothes up really so

it's just kind of like a free room see i do i do hang my clothes up like my shirts and everything because i don't i don't put them in a drawer because they get too wrinkled yeah i just dig through them and don't put them back interesting my problem is uh yeah fuck what was i saying oh no i was just gonna say like i have not hung them up in the last month because i have been just wearing the same five shirts without washing them so there's that fun fact Ryan, would you like to question two? Okay, so question two is, ready, Matt? Mm-hmm. Saw you were taking a sip there of your lime LaCroix.

It's good. Okay, here's the question. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? No. What kind of question is that? Because I have, a lot of people do that. My sister does. I have better shampoo and better body wash.

I don't need to steal it. Why would I? Actually, I don't know. Embassy Suites has some bomb ass soap. I will say that hotels have the best conditioner. It always makes my hair soft. The next time we go to a hotel, it's the absolute best conditioner. Let's do a video.

Let's compare them. Let's steal some hotel stuff. Let's go around LA. Steal a bunch of hotel soaps and shampoos and compare them. What do you think? Yeah, let's review them. Ryan, have you stolen a street sign before? No, I have not. But I have, like, of course, seen street, like, when I was in college, you know, in

people's dorms. I never had a dorm, but in people's dorms all the time, there would be, like, a stop sign or some street sign or something and it's just like i understand it's like this kind of like capture the flag-esque moment where it's like you work hard you think of a way how to do it you know you think of a way to do it the perfect time to do it or as one time someone just saw that the sign was there they just grabbed it and took it home yeah um for me but i have never done that for me the answer is also no but i have i tried sorry mom if you're listening to this i'm confessing to a felony is that a felony i don't

know is that is that a federal crime i think it is but yeah street signs okay in south carolina on just this backwoods kind of area near charleston i legitimately found i was driving one night with some friends and i saw it and we had to stop the car because it was too good to be true a street called memes way me m-e-m-e-s way memes way yeah and i was just like holy shit i have to have this street sign so my friends and i got together and we like we plotted this uh me uh my friend christian and my buddy jackson from kids of problems we just like like okay how are we going to get the street sign? Because this was before I moved to LA and we were like, we got to put this, because I was going to be living with them next year in an apartment. We had to have this sign for the living room of our apartment.

And we went out there with a truck late at night and tried to like scope it out. But we found out that they heavily cement street signs into the ground. And then on top of that, the top of the street sign has these types of bolts that like regular tools won't undo. So you kind of have to saw it or just dig the whole thing up, which this road every now and then, probably every four minutes a car would drive by.

So we did not have time to do that and kind of gave up. But I will one day go back to Charleston and steal that street sign. I just confessed to it. I pre-confessed to a crime, so. He said you're going to commit a crime. That is an actual confession. If someone else steals that sign now.

Could be blamed on you because you had probable cause. You had a, you had a voice confession. Well, uh, next question, Ryan. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is your biggest pet peeve? My biggest pet peeve. Uh, you know, I was thinking about this last week, and I totally forgot it. But I do have a...

Okay, well, my... I'm kidding. Do you have something to share? I do kind of have one pet peeve, and it's stupid. A lot of people have it. I don't know. When I'm in a quiet room, and there's someone eating next to me, and I can just hear, like, the...

I don't know. That bothers me. But I guess my pet peeve would be that and dog hair. And other than that, that's about it. Ryan, stop it. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. It can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need.

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I'm one of those people that, like, when you set a time, you set a time. And I'm usually there either early or right on time. And then, you know, people are, you know, five, ten minutes late. Sitting around waiting. We agreed on a specific time. They should honor it. If not, I'll challenge them to a duel and shoot them through the heart

Next question Matt. I'm gonna combine two of these questions Ryan. Yeah, have you ever pissed mm-hmm? Or have you ever shit in the woods? I've done both cuz you know when you camp you kind of have to oh yeah What else are you supposed to do hold it in till you're done camping just dig a hole poop in the hole bury the poop Yeah, I've done that many times. You don't want that poop out. Animals will come around. Dig it up, and the next thing you know, they're taking that straight to the bank. Yeah, I got my cousin. My cousin and I used to just kind of see where we could shit.

And I remember one time we were at a house party. Like, we were kids. Was the house in the woods? No, no, no no this was not in the woods this was uh this is like a nice beach house like by by on isla palms in south carolina yeah and my cousin's like dude i'm gonna go shit in the backyard where everyone's like having a party so he just kind of like went down a little out of like view from everyone like because the backyard went into the marsh he just like walked out there took a shit and then like walked back inside he's

like yeah i did it took a shit and i went out there and i confirmed he did take a shit out there yeah and uh yeah it's about my cousin taking the shit does it smell bad yes feces where were people like ew ew ew poo poo poo i don't i don't know i we didn't stick around much longer oh i see case of the phantom shitter next question is uh okay what is your song of the week what song have you been listening to more than usual this week uh my buddy jackson actually showed me a song called high by this artist called hannah diamond that i've been listening to and it's it's a pretty it's a really good song it's pc music which, which is like one of my favorite. Politically correct. No, no, not politically correct music. That would be terrible to listen to.

Personal computer music. Yes. Okay. Really, it's like, it's my favorite genre. It's fun. It's boopy and boppy and it's good. But that's my song of the week. Scoop bop doobity boo.

There you go. My song of the week would have to be Pressure from the Zutons. My song of the week would have to be Pressure from the Zutons Really like I found it again cause I had this Baseball game on my PSP And it came with a music video for Pressure You showed me this song like a couple months ago

Yeah You played it in the car I played it once and now it's recently come back And I'm like oh I really fucking like it I do that too like a video game song Or just a song It'll just pop in my head that I haven't heard in years, and then I'm in love with it again.

You might spend a while on this one, but what is your least favorite movie? Oh, you're right, that's gonna take me a little bit. Yeah. Do you mind if I sit here and think real quick? We can come back to that question. No, I mean, we'll come back after this

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It's from a director. You might have heard of him. Uwe Boll. I knew you were going to say that for some reason. I just, that name popped in my head. I hate him as a director. I think, you should go watch, people should go look up and watch videos about the whole German tax, like film tax thing. Yeah, he directed

Blood Rain? I don't know, something. but the movie i'm talking about is a rampage 2 i think i was just i was just sitting through it and it was just kind of like i don't know it didn't have any voice in it we bowl was just kind of just uh i'm gonna be all political and try to sound smart i guess so i'm gonna have a character shoot up a news place and blah, blah, blah. Oh, that movie. Yeah, you told me about that. It wasn't interesting. The acting was bad.

The story was stupid. Uwe Boll's a shitty director. Anyways, I don't like Uwe Boll. I think he's bad. He's going to challenge me to a boxing match now because he's a little crybaby. Do it. And can't handle criticism.

That's actually true. You know that, right? He challenged his critics to a boxing match. Real question, do you think if you went up against him in a boxing match, you think you would lose? He's a very strong man. Not emotionally, clearly.

He's a big baby on the inside. And if he ever heard me say, Uwe Boll's a big crying baby who can't take criticism. We can tag team him. Like, I'll be outside the ring. You fight him. Slap my hand, get me in.

I'll fight him a little bit. Slap your hand, you go fight him a little bit. You can hold up IMDB threads about his movie, and then I'll start crying, and that's when I get him. You hit his weak spot. It's like a boss, you hit that one weak spot. I make good movies. Boo hoo.

For me, I know that I do have more least favorite movies, but basically, like right now, all I can think of is like terms recently. And,

and, I don't know. It's just a popular opinion. I did not like Ghostbusters at all. I can, I can see that. I really did not enjoy it. I thought it was bad. To me, it's not

so much that it was a bad film, it's just, it's the same thing. I've gone to the movies so much recently, like more than usual, and it's just, it's the same fucking thing every time. You come home in tears every time. I expect it. Like, I was sitting in a movie and I leaned over, and I was just like,

okay. And I basically laid out the twist. Three-fourths of just like, okay. And I basically laid out the twist three fourths of like when there were still three fourths of the movie to go. And by the end of it, I was right. And it's like, it's movies are too predictable. And I'm tired of, I know people are like their movies, just sit down and be entertained by them. Yes. That's what most movies are there for, but I'm wait, I want a movie to just, I don't know, take me to that next level that makes you just makes you get excited. You know, when you see a movie and your heart starts racing and you get the adrenaline rush

and afterwards you're like, oh fuck, that was a good fucking movie. Like I want to see that again. And I think like a movie, movies that have done that before. Green Room. I got that with Green Room. Green Room. That's probably the most recent one I can think of. Kingsman was another one where at the end of the, I was like, that was fun.

That was a fun movie. Is that the movie with Samuel L. Jackson? Yeah. With the wasp. I can think of. Kingsman was another one where at the end of the, I was like, that was fun. That was a fun movie. Is that the movie with Samuel L. Jackson? Yeah, with the wisp. I did not see that one. Yeah, there's just like, I like movies that end on a high note. I can't stand when movies end on that, like, they have to wrap up everyone's fucking story. And like, you already know the movie's done. There's nothing else to be said.

It's just, it's wrapping up everything else. You're sitting there like, okay, there's going to be 10 minutes of useless fucking story for no reason when everything else is wrapped up. I like, I prefer my things end on a high. I think, sorry for taking over the mic, but I think a movie that does an opening and an ending perfectly, just in my opinion, like just to get that, just, oh, that was a fun experience. Like I went to the movies and it was fun. It was a cabin in the woods because the title comes up. I don want to give it away but I'm just going to say the opening and ending to cabin in the woods um when the cabin in the woods logo comes up like the title font it's a really good moment and then at the end credits it's just you you you go back and like

what the fuck did I just watch you just realized you had a good fucking time yeah honestly like I don't know why I thought of this probably because it it starts with a C, but one of the, a movie in the last few years that gave me that, like, I felt really good after I watched it because I just thought it was a good movie,

which, I don't know, a lot of people, critics, whatever, might disagree with this. I know Chris, Chris fucking hates this movie. I really loved Captain Phillips. Yeah.

I thought that was a really fucking good movie. You loved boat movies. All is Lost is, like, one of your favorite movies I still have to watch it I know we watched like a fourth of it And you were like falling asleep

We'll answer more questions But speaking of watching things We're almost done You've already seen the second season of Better Call Saul I'm being caught up We're about to finish it tonight Episodes 9 and 10 are going to be watched Very soon

And I'm fucking excited It's really good to finish it tonight. Episodes 9 and 10 are going to be watched very soon. Yeah, they are. And I'm fucking excited. It's really good. I love the story that's going on in it. I really recommend, even though I haven't seen the last two episodes of season 2, I highly recommend, if you're a fan of Breaking Bad, give Better Call Shawl, Better Call Shawl, Better Call the Shawl, anyway.

Better Call Shalom. Better Call Saul a try. And if you've already watched season 1 Season 2 Bada bing bada boom Blows it out of the water It's good Alright well that was a fun question

Is this the right page It might have been the last question on that page It was the last question on that page You dirty liar Anyways what do you dip a chicken nugget in? What a fucking great question. Honey mustard. I love that question.

It's gotta be honey mustard for me. Okay. My whole life. Love honey mustard. Now, I'm gonna... It's almost the same answer. I'm gonna say Chick-fil-A sauce. It's a slight variation of honey mustard.

I would say also Chick-fil-A sauce if we're speaking Chick-fil-A terms. Also Polynesian sauce. Yes. Really fucking good. Any sauce from Chick-fil-A. There's only one chicken nugget that exists, and that's the Chick-fil-A terms. Also Polynesian sauce. Yes. Really fucking good. Any sauce from Chick-fil-A. There's only one chicken nugget that exists and that's the Chick-fil-A chicken nugget. Everything else sucks. Seriously though.

I love chicken nuggets. I love all chicken nuggets. I like McNuggets. But compared? Yeah. Okay, if I had a plate of McNuggets and then I had a plate of Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets there's no competition. Yeah.

Not even in the slightest. The only thing that ever came like close to like me enjoying it was I went to Dutch Fork High School. And I don't know if you had it where you went. But we had Clucks Deluxe. And every now and then there would be little cartons of Clucks Deluxe nuggets. And I went. I had a field day with those. We just had the sandwiches and they

sucked what yeah we never had the nuggets you hated the sandwiches i always got the spicy ones i didn't see the spicy ones dip them in honey mustard that's a good sandwich kufr is the locks baby well it's better than the slop they usually fit okay it wasn't slop but it's i i don't know i didn't really like i didn was. I didn't like cafeteria food. School lunches are slop. There's like, America has the worst school lunches, like, I'm not going to say in the world. Yeah. Because it's like, yeah, Kenya probably doesn't have too good of school lunches.

But compared to like Korea or England or whatever, it's like America's school lunches kind of lack. I watched a video on it recently. The worst school lunches were in elementary school for me. They fucking slop. That was like slop of the slop. But do you remember those French fries that were smiley faces? Yes.

Those don't exist anymore. What? Like, or they don't serve them in school. Or at least no school I've been to. Sad face. Those disappeared around when I was in like third or fourth grade. Ryan, would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Now that doesn't say I have to show my penis.

Pose nude pretty much means penis. No, it doesn't. Look have to show my penis. Post nude pretty much means penis. No, it doesn't. Look up the definition of nude. Yeah, but I can be nude and be photographed nude, but it not show my penis. Well, let's think in this example, your penis is showing. Not in any artistic magazine. It was like a funny magazine. And I think I would do this a little later in life.

I would totally make it for something. I think around 30, that's when I'd do it you wanna work out a little first? no why would what? that was mean no no no I didn't mean it like that I was just saying like yeah you know maybe 30

like you know work out before you turn 30 I was thinking I don't I think 21 is still that prime porn age so just weirdos online like weird old men um I don't, I think 21 is still that prime porn age, so just weirdos online, like weird old men. Um, I don't know, like for you, you're not good for another like 20 years. You're like, they're waiting for you, they're like, oh it's okay, it's still the same thing. I think that- You're jailbait, Matt.

Am I? Yeah, I mean, well I'm 6'2", I don't know if that classifies as jailbait. You're a little twink, though. Okay, if I was me, the same skinniness, but I was like, imagine if I was like 5'6". Yeah? I'd be, I'd be, oh, you'd be adorable. I'd be a massive, what? I'd fling you around

the place. You'd hit your head on a few walls, probably get a concussion. What are you talking about? I don't know. I'm just picturing you 5'6", and me swinging you around by your ankles. Was that like, you'd swing me around in a sexual way? No, like. Oh,cussion. What are you talking about? I don't know. I'm just picturing you 5'6 and me swinging you around by your ankles. Was that like you'd swing me around in a sexual way? No. Oh, yeah. I thought you were... Yeah, okay. Sorry. Did you ever... You know that thing that became a stupid meme?

Did you ever see the Avengers movie? No. Or have you seen the stupid gif of the Hulk? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He picks someone and... It would be like that, except with no superheroes. That would fucking hurt me and it suck, and I'd be upset. That's your problem. I wouldn't do it in a serious way, but if I had to get naked for some comedic something,

I would still do that. Definitely. I'd more do it in a short film than in a photography setting, though. Yeah, I don't know. Photographs are weird. I'd rather... If I was in a comedy movie, yeah, I'd get naked, but all right. Yeah, definitely.

rather like if I was in a comedy movie like yeah get naked but alright yeah definitely so if any of you out there want to see me or Ryan's peen you just gotta you know get a director to pick us up for a short comedy film has to be the right scripts oh we gotta send them the right script send us in your

scripts said Matt's dad Ryan what the fuck I want to see my boy grow into a man inside of another man. I highly doubt my dad has ever even thought anything similar to that line of thinking. Boy, oh boy. My boy's filled with boys. I don't think my dad would be saying it in that tone.

He'd be like, oh, oh, boy. That's good. That's good that's good okay sorry dad next question what is your what is what question did you did you do oh okay nude in a magazine do you mind if i go back up to the movies one go ahead ryan go ahead what movies could you watch over and over again and still love I just mouth the words okay can I say to the same time as you yeah see maybe if I know what it is there's there's a few there's a there's a lot of good movies one of them's gotta be though three two one Iron Giant yes yeah it's my favorite movie it's the tattoo and everything yeah but uh other than that um

I I have to say Forrest Gump is a movie that whenever it's on, you'll probably watch it all the way through wherever it is. You can't be flipping through channels and see Forrest Gump and just skip it. I know. Even if it's towards the end, it's like, I gotta watch it now. Yeah. It's so good. Another one for me is Hot Fuzz. Oh, yes.

I love Hot Fuzz. I've said this before, but it's my favorite comedy movie. You showed it to me about this year. Yeah. You showed me first time. It's good. It's really, I'd watch it again. Have you seen the whole, you still haven't seen Shaun of the Dead.

We've seen the other two in the Cornetto trilogy or Cornetto. Yeah. What other movies are just kind of like. Like classics? No, just think of it. You see on TV, you'll watch all the way through Another one for me is Jaws, but that's just me personally For me

I could watch The Shining Definitely I could watch Full Metal Jacket For sure As many times as I wanted Cabin in the Woods, I have to throw that one in there again For me, All is Lost, I've seen it so many times I still have to see it Every time I watch it There's virtually zero talking in the Woods, I have to throw that one in there again. For me, all is lost. I've seen it so many times. I still have to see it.

And it's still, every time I watch it, because, like, you know, there's, like, virtually zero talking in the movie, but it's not boring to me. Yeah. Anyway, I think that's it. I think we, a few titles. It's not all that I, you know, we believe that or whatever, but, you know, we listed a few. There you go. Have fun. Ha ha.

Land Before Time is also pretty good. I haven't seen it. So good. Or if I have, I think it's so small. The first one. All right, Ryan, I'm going to combine three questions because they're all pretty good. I haven't seen it. Or if I have, I think it's so small. The first one. All right, Ryan, I'm going to combine three questions because they're all car related. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can you change the oil on a car? Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? And have you ever ran out of gas? Yes, yes, no. But I have one time used my dad's car, got it to empty, and then he took it the next morning and was driving to work and ran out of gas on the way to work. Okay, I've gotten... He called me and I went over to pull, like, I went over and I had to, like, go get him gas.

Give him a piggyback ride? Yeah. I feel bad for that. I think there's been three times where I've taken your car out and it's, like, by the time I'm done it's straight running on fumes and I'm just like, do I take it back? I know. Usually I'll just be like, I'll just put, like, five dollars in it. So it's straight running on fumes and i'm just like do i take it back i know i usually i usually

i'll just be like i just put like five dollars in it so it's like so so it looks like i didn't take it all the way to empty and then ryan will run out of gas is that really what you fucking do i've done it before you worm no i usually put like i don't know i'll put like 15 20 in it that's nice but uh yes i can change the oil on a car. Thanks, Dale. I have never gotten a speeding ticket, and I've never run out of gas, but I've come very close. One time while I was driving

from Charleston to Charlotte, in this weird stretch of highway, and I couldn't find a gas station. You were going to participate in the Charlotte protests. Yeah, that was me. I was right in the front. No, I was going to visit our buddy Connor. You were the news reporter. They got knocked out or something.

Ryan, that's fucking offensive, dude. What? You can't make jokes about... It's a white dude. Oh, okay, that's fine then. Okay, there we go. What's your favorite kind of sandwich? My favorite kind of sandwich is called the Godfather,

and I don't know... I've seen multiple places serve this kind of sandwich but I've never seen one around here. It's like it's got pepperoni. It's got salami. It's got lettuce. It's got a lot of good stuff. I don't fully remember what's on it. It's very Italian.

It's fucking delicious though. I used to get it in Charleston at this place called Giuseppe's which is. Oh wow the Godfather is also at Beezer's. Is it? I believe so. Is it the same thing? It's like a bunch of like meats and shit. Yeah it's a bunch of meats and it has like I think it has like oil and vinegar and spices. Yep

that sounds like Beezer's. Yeah which is delicious. Yes we've already said that before but Beezer's is great. Maybe for Christmas break we'll meet up and go or maybe you should come to Charleston. I have three answers to this because I have three sandwiches that I also like clubs. That are like my key sandwiches.

Lay them on me. Number one that is all time favorite is peanut butter and jelly. Wait, we talked about this earlier today just coincidentally didn't we? Yeah. With Barry. And then after that is my mayonnaise my cheddar cheese and mayonnaise sandwiches. Just blocks of cheese and mayonnaise sandwiches.

Just blocks of cheese and mayonnaise on the bread. I'm sorry, that's just so white. It's so white. Yep. Is it on Wonder Bread too? I don't know. It could be on anything you want. And then after that, I'm going to say a toasted mac and cheese sandwich with bacon. It's actually pretty good.

I've never thought of a mac and cheese sandwich. And also, this also answers another question. How did Ryan get so fat? So that answered that question as well. I don't know how that got on there. Oh, yeah. I didn't put that on there. Yeah. I really didn't. Well, I mean, there's the secret. Toasted

mac and cheese sandwiches with bacon. Do you really blame that partially? No, not at all. I rarely make those. I don't know. I also... I blame my consistent eating and unhealthy habits. I blame Cecile.

I think that, dude, pulled pork sandwich from South Carolina with the mustard sauce. That takes the cake from me now. Mustard based barbecue is the best barbecue. There's no denying it. North Carolina, Tennessee, they've all got their own versions of barbecue, and they think it's superior. Rhett and Link even made a song about this years and years ago.

They made a song about barbecue in different states, and they mentioned South Carolina, and they mentioned the mustard barbecue. And if you've never had this, it's like a golden yellow sauce that goes on barbecue, and it is sweet, and it is tangy, and it is fucking delicious. It goes good to have that with some hush puppies on the side. Oh my god, and maybe a little coleslaw. Maybe some mashed potatoes. Potato salad.

Some of those green beans with the bacon bits in it. Macaroni salad. Oh my god. Sweet tea, sweet tea? Then either down it with a water or a carbonated beverage of your choice. Gotta be sweet tea for me. It's gotta be sweet tea. See, I think Sprite works better with that food for me.

Sprite's my favorite carbonated beverage. To each his own. Sprite is pretty good. What's the next question, Billy? What's your usual bedtime, big boy? Anywhere between the hours of 2.30 and 5.30 a.m. Yep. I'd probably say the exact same thing.

Rarely it goes to 5.30. I would say... Rarely it goes to 5. a.m. Yep. I'd probably say the exact same thing. Rarely it goes to 530. I would say. Rarely goes to 530. On an average for me, it's probably 334. Not 334, but 330. Or 4. I was thinking, I was like, 334? What a specific time to fall asleep.

Yeah, I usually, every night I'm like, ah, it's 1. It's still so early. I got plenty of time to go on my laptop or watch videos on my phone. And then it's like, ah, it's three. Fuck, I got work in the morning. Okay. That's stupid. Next question.

Are you afraid of heights, Matt? Are you afraid of heights? Allow me to take a sip of this LaCroix. May I preface this with, I think everyone on some level is afraid of heights to some degree because it's survival instinct. Oh yeah. Now, as in like, am I afraid of heights? Am I gonna be at the

top of a ladder and be like trembling in my boots? One, no, because I don't wear boots or own a pair. Two, no, I'm not really that scared of heights. It's ladders that get me though. Ladders are the only thing that I'm on that I'm like standing well no ladders don't really bother me unless i'm like i've done this before but i've stood on the top of a ladder when it says like you know that one step it's like do not stand on this part i've stood on that and it's been very scary because

i was also on top of my uh my parents house on the back deck which is like six feet off the ground so combine those two together I'm not really scared of heights but if I am high up somewhere I'm obviously naturally scared of falling but I'm not like terrified of heights I'm not really

scared of heights all too much only on big ladders that's about it just because they're wobbly that's what brings it out. It's not the height. It's just the, I guess the sturdiness of my height, I guess, which is a better way to explain it. Yeah, yeah. Same for that. If someone picks me up and puts me on their shoulders, I always get really nervous because I'm very tall, which means it could be very top heavy.

And if someone's just joking around and has me on their shoulders, they could lean backwards a little too far, and then we both come falling down. Especially if we're on concrete. That's no fun. Or if you're in a pool next to the side of the pool, you fall back, the person playing chicken with you conks their head on the concrete, you got a death on your hands. That's a dead body in a pool.

Nobody likes dealing with that. I really don't like dealing with that. I've dealt with that many times. I do not like that. Am I asking asking the next question i think i think so yeah do you think musicals are cheesy i mean there are of course some are just like how you know it's kind of like all action movies are dumb all you know this that type of thing like they're dumbed down, boring. All musicals are flamboyantly overreactionary. It's just a difference in medium. And there are good musicals. The Book of Mormon, Wicked.

I didn't like Rent too much. It was alright. Avenue Q? Avenue Q's good. it was all right um avenue q avenue q is good i just think like either you go all out with it and you have a high production thing like you know broadway with the lion king that's very you know or cats i've never seen cats but um you know just the they're famous whatever and then you can get down to the level of the self-aware smaller productions which is like evil dead the musical which is just like it knows it knows its own production value and it doesn't try to be anything

more um that's the best way i can describe it so my favorite musicals are those that either go all out and the mormon goes all out in their kind of musical endeavors they don't try to hide from or try to change it in any way or those who kind of satirize I guess the musical genre honestly like I hate that there's that whole stereotype it's like if you like musicals you're gay I love musicals like they're fun to me that's more of a South Carolina

thing yeah I think so I do enjoy musicals considering I have played major roles in a few musicals the jungle book I played Mowglis the jungle book i played mogli fucking whitewashed yeah i that i was in fifth grade i didn't know what racism was okay did did they like dress you up they spray tanned me yeah they spray tanned me a little black bowl cut wig no no i i had my regular long hair back then but they did spray tan me and then they wait

did they actually spray tan you yeah no yeah no they did look at me right now you're not fucking with me i have the dvd somewhere they did spray oh my god i'm a little jungle boy no you can't fucking say jesus christ i'm a little jungle boy. But yes, I do like musicals. Show tunes and Broadway make me feel real good when I listen to them. Yeah, dude. Fun stuff. Ever used a gun, Matt? We can skip that question.

Yeah, okay. Do you believe in ghosts? Do I believe in ghosts? It's nearing the Halloween date. Now, do I believe in like... Do you believe in paranormal beings or energy, I'm guessing? See, I just like, I feel judged and stupid for my opinion on this, but I don't know. I don't, I'm not saying that I necessarily do believe In paranormal shit

But I don't dismiss it I guess I don't know Enough and I think it's really interesting And I wouldn't In my mind I think that it's plausible That you know things could exist Beyond our realm

Or our dimension I think that's definitely possible Well I mean Things do exist beyond our dimension or our dimension. I think that's definitely possible. Well, I mean, things do exist beyond our dimension, but in the form of like energy and beans and shit like that, I don't know. I just don't know, but I think it's,

I have a very open mind to that stuff because I think it's very interesting. So I don't just shut it out and be like, no, ghosts aren't real. Part of that could be kind of like the after kind of upbringing

of a religious background. Yeah, maybe. The afterlife is such a huge part. It is not just the end goal with the religion we were in, but it is the second life. Well, this isn't this. I mean, this doesn't have anything to do with with religious upbringing. It's just my personal. I think I was just wondering because like you're in church, you're taught a lot about the afterlife, of course.

No, I mean, I'm wondering if that kind of like, that's like a seed that's always there. Like is there something after you die? Or are you just talking about strictly ghosts and figures like that? Well right now I'm just talking about like ghosts and stuff. When it comes to an afterlife that's a whole different discussion to have with me but when it comes to ghosts

and like otherworldly forces, I don't know. I mean I don't disbelieve it but at the same time i don't strictly believe it yeah i guess uh i strongly disbelieve um it's the same thing i don't care that you believe or not um sounds like we're talking about religion but uh i don't know just it's not that i don't believe it because i can't wrap my mind around the thought of it it's just i i can't get i can't back the whole you know your consciousness being uh personified in something that's not being contained like you know why i

don't i'm not saying body and all that stuff I don't believe when you die you become a ghost that's not like what I what I believe I'm not thinking like conscious like minds becoming other forces I'm I just I don't know like something beyond our dimension or something that we don't know about I don't know yeah yeah just strongly disbelieve until it happens to you until it happens to you until Ryan gets all to you. Until Ryan gets right where he goes to sleep. Here you go. Here's the question pamphlet. Okay, we're going to ask a total of three more questions, and then we're going to end the episode.

Jeremy. Sorry, just one person at least. Just like, what? Oh, you said my name. Okay, here's a simple one. Tea or coffee? What? Tea or coffee? I coffee I'm gonna go sweet tea 100% sweet tea

I mean sweet tea will always take the cake Over anything I wish the people drank sweet tea like they drink coffee Sweet tea is literally Liquid cavities But it is absolutely delicious But when it comes to like in the morning waking me up I like I would rather have tea, but

coffee is just more accessible and I love coffee. So yeah, I guess I don't know on that one. I'm kind of divided. That was an easy, simple question. It was. Okay. In five sentences, I want you to tell me why you like sweet tea. Tastes good.

Really good. Superbly good. Three. I like it. Four. Yum. Okayastes good. Really good. Superbly good. Three. I like it. Four. Yum. Okay. Okay.

I think we've answered this before. I don't care. But do you want to get married? Yes, I do. Yeah. I mean, it's something right now. No. Yeah.

But, you know, somewhere within the range of five to 10 years for five to 15 years from now, yeah, I'd love to get married. I'd just like to get married and settle down once this crazy phase of my life has sizzled out. Yeah. I definitely could see myself getting married one day, just in my 30s, definitely not in in my 20s i don't know i just i think like 28 is a good age like 28 29 is a good age to get married yeah uh that's all about i don't know there's getting married and then there's like settling down and having kids and

all that i have no qualms with marrying i think but in terms of having kids i think as for now my mind's kind of made up currently on that regard in terms of my future yeah i mean we've talked about the kids thing on a podcast before so i mean our minds haven't really changed since then but you know yeah i i would like to get married gremlins you ryan that's really fucking mean dude dude i'm gonna laugh at your kids one day you're gonna be tall beautiful blue eyed sons of bitches And I'm gonna look at them I'm gonna laugh I'm gonna trip them when they're little toddlers too I'm gonna laugh to myself

When I have kids I will not have you around You won't have a choice What does that mean I don't know try to find me What Just like god I haven't seen Ryan in like 10 years, but I just keep smelling something. It smells like Ryan. It smells like a gooch.

It smells like a big old honk of dick. Big old slab of meat just came fresh from Ryan. Okay, so before we ask the last question, we just wanted to say that go check out Ninja Sex Party's new Cool Patrol music video. We're in it. So go check that out. Really fun to shoot. We had a good time on set.

We'll probably talk about that on the next podcast. It was super fun to shoot. Yeah, it was definitely a good time. We've already seen the video. We think it's funny. It's really well made. I really like it. Yeah, by the time this podcast is...

It'll have been two days released by then. No, three days. Yeah, it'll already be out. Yeah. Yeah. But, by the time this podcast is... It'll be on two days release by then. No, three days. Yeah, it'll already be out. Yeah. But, okay, one final question. Do you think there's even a remote possibility that at some point in the future, you, Leafy, and Keemstar can put this all behind you and bury the hatchet?