supermegashow - EP 230 - Yo Mama

Episode Date: February 3, 2021

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And think about this, Ryan. Okay. I'm thinking hard. Think about a series of 10 episodes, 23 times. That's what it is. My brain can't do it. That's crazy, right? Or a series of 23 episodes, 10 times. However you want. If we broke this podcast into seasons, we'd be on season 23. Or something like that. I don't know. We should go back and break it all up. Have you been watching anything? Speaking of watching stuff. I've been watching you

look like an ass. I'm sorry. I couldn't think of anything funny right there. That was a legitimate question. You could actually answer with a legitimate answer. You don't have to hide your pain through the guise of a joke, Matthew. I'm sorry. I've been watching Night Stalker, which is a docuseries on Netflix.

It's like four or five episodes, I think. And it's about the Night Stalker who was a serial killer in LA in like the 80s. Are you just like, how did the madman do it? The mad lad. Dude, he did some fucked shit. He did some like, and he was doing it like every other day. Like he'd go on like sprees where he'd kill like two people in one day and then like the next

night slash someone. Is this why I've been hearing more about like Sigma males recently? Was it because of this documentary? What's a Sigma male? Oh, only the best kind of male. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was like this documentary. What's a Sigma male? Only the best kind of male. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was like, is that better than an alpha male? Yeah, it's a less douchey alpha male.

It's like someone who's so confident they don't have to act like a dick. Dude, that's... And so that's a way for like people like who are probably self-conscious or whatever in a little way to be like, oh, I'm the true alpha. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, there is no true, well, I guess, you know. People kill and

rape and stuff because, like, the power, the control. Yeah. So that, I guess that happens in, like, prison. Yeah. That's why it happens. Nah, dude, just a couple brothers getting horny. Space. Yeah, space. I don't think I should be joking about this. Dude, that's fucked up, dude. I'm seriously

thinking about reprimanding you. Oh, yeah. If a rape occurred in space? Yeah. Yeah, that would suck. That'd be big news. Before the boys talk about anything too nefarious, yo mama.

That works as a, that works. Oh, man, dude. Just do a little voice modular, you know. Yeah, I got you, man. It's crazy. He, I actually, when I was looking at houses two years ago to rent, I looked at one on the same street as where he like decapitated this 79 year old woman. Oh damn.

And stabbed her a bunch. Did he decapitate her in the street? Well, he almost decapitated her. He snuck in her room while she was sleeping. He would always hit them while they're, the night. He would always hit them while they were sleeping. The night stalker. He hit them while they were sleeping? Hence, night stalker.

So, like, he would, like, he had a hammer and he, like, boom. Oh, he killed some people with a hammer. So, like, as they were sleeping, he just, poof. And they'd wake up, like, either probably not wake up or they'd just be jarred and just fucking. He went into one of the cops homes and and he ran away before anything happened oh shit just like in the middle of the night like he opened the window and got in because i'm guessing for him it's like that you know when people are what is it what are they called kleptomaniacs when they shoplift like marie yeah he's like you just fuck him with him yeah

because dude if i was that cop and that happened i'd be like holy shit because also like if he's dead maybe if he didn't wake up dead in prison yeah he got cancer and died he was really fucked up though he'd do like all the satan shit richard ramirez interesting watch that series or look it up does he wear a hat he wears a bowler's cap that's tilted 45 degrees on his head. Does he? With a big feather coming out? The killer with the hat. I want to see that documentary. Like a really serious Netflix is like the killer with the hat.

That sounds like some fucking like 2005 serious drama movie. Coming up on NSNBC. The killer with the hat. How do you kill so many people but wear such a good hat? It was actually pretty fucking immaculate. Look at that hat. Beautiful. Dude, I would...

Dude, like half of it looks like it's silence. Gotta fill the silence. I love filling the silence with it you know how there's a lot of things that mostly me I will take credit for I want some credit do you want credit

for being obsessively annoying with certain bits consistently no I was gonna take that one I do it too, though. Yeah, I just feel a little naughty sometimes, you know? A little naughty? Yeah, a little naughty.

Why do you feel naughty? Because I'm like, ooh. Am I being a bit randy right now? You don't want to be a bit randy. You don't want to be too randy. Of course not. Am I being too spicy for the internet right now? am I being a you don't want to be a bit randy am I being too spicy for the internet right now? yeah man, same thing to me man, sometimes I just want to you know

just want to say it more offensive jokes, like what? what do you think is funny that's offensive? like for instance oh I can see why. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

So, you know. Yeah. 100%. Or, oh, the one you made. That was about. Oh, the one about the. Tree house. So it's just, it just kind of ends with that.

But I think generally, like, it's a I think generally, it's witty. Yeah. No, it's a good joke. Say what you will about the content, but it's witty. It's good, man. And I wish we could say it more without offending the snowflakes. I know. But maybe in the future, we can finally-

What are they talking about? We could sit down and tell the story. What is the start of this podcast? What are they doing right now now you know what we're doing we're grabbing half brother yeah okay that's enough that's enough of that

we gotta talk about those things a little more you know family friendly 200 what and 30 episodes I already said that I know things a little more, dude, you know, 200, family friendly. What, what? 200, 200, what? And 30 episodes. I already said that. I know. I'm just enjoying the number.

Oh, okay. You're just, you're just stewing. I'm stewing in it, man. You're just kind of like, like a,

like a hot bath. Oh, okay. I got something to talk about. Yeah. Uh, basically. So I think I updated this last week. we talked about this last week where i i'm

staying in airbnb right now yeah uh while the tucker brothers quarantine in my house yeah my house no i don't know they pay rent they pay rent there too you can't say that but the quarantining in our house so i uh it's been hard without a bath, man. It's just a tile shower. And I need to take my bath. How often do you take baths? Every week. Wait, really?

Yeah. You have like a bath day every week? Not a specific set one, but I like getting the bath. Like every week, sometimes you just get a bath. I mean, it's just, it feels good. It's warm water, lay down in it. I don't even, what I do is. That sounds so nice. It's great. If you have a bathtub's warm water. Lay down in it. I don't even, what I do is. That sounds so nice.

It's great. If you have a bathtub. Bubbles? No. No bubbles. Sometimes I'll. Candles? Lights off?

Sometimes, yes. Yep. Okay. What's really nice is this. Get a personal speaker, like a little, not personal, portable speaker, you know. Get a personal speaker. Like a private speaker. Okay.

Thank you for having me. So, so, a tippity-top, the tip-top tip. I don't know what you want me to say. I honestly am just kind of riffing at this point. You just want me to speak? I pay you to speak. What was that? I didn't know what you wanted, so I just

started. Words. Yeah. Words. Okay, I'll start speaking about, um, um, uh, oh. Yeah. Words. Okay, I'll start speaking about... I'm just actually going to use my personal speaker that's right here. My personal speaker. No, you don't need me. You don't need me. No, I don't need you. You don't need me?

Nope. I still get paid. And it's been weird how I'm about to get in the tub and I'm completely naked and you're standing right there. But I still get paid, right? Some, yeah. Some. I've got to get the full thing. Why?

Why is it my problem if you decided to go with someone else? If you order a birthday cake. I'm already here prepared to speak. If you order a birthday cake. I'm already here prepared to speak. Okay, stay. Stay. Do your thing.

That's fine a tippy top oh man and scene but what I like is this in the bathroom start filling the bathtub up usually I start it with a little shower

I'll rinse myself off and some hot water and then I'll sit down while the shower is going, stop the drain, and then flip it so it starts doing the hot bath water. The lights are off. I got one candle going, my speaker playing a little music. God damn. I don't take them to get clean. I take them because it feels good. There's one thing I would say you could possibly add to this little little shindig of yours now imagine if you had light

bulbs that you could control with bluetooth from your phone in terms of the colors I like the way you're thinking that's what I did in my den because yeah your den's cool I wanna I like I can when I watch a movie I can put like the right

mood lighting like if it's like an action movie I'll put on something like lightly dimmed red or if it's an ocean movie I can put like the right mood lighting like if it's like an action movie I'll put on something like like lightly dimmed red or if it's a ocean movie I can make a I don't know I can get one of the movies that your ass likes Ryan you probably put on pink bubblegum pink

because I like pussy yeah I love pussy I'm drowning in pussy dude just drowning imagine dying that way drowning in pussy dude just drowning imagine dying that way drowning in pussy yeah like I guess a woman you can't drown in no you could if a woman

you can be smothered by pussy you can be suffocated by pussy ain't nobody drowned by pussy what if the pussy's really wet where's the threshold come in of how much liquid but the pussy okay you can drown in mud and mud's not fully liquid but then if you're saying like the liquid is separate from the pussy, then the vagina would then have to be its own separate entity

to be physically drowning something, I guess. You don't say a car drowns someone, but if someone intentionally holds someone underwater, then they drown someone. Yeah. Well, I'm sure many people have died that way. But as a saying saying drowning in pussy now thinking about it

it's not a great I know it just means that you've amassed just a large quantity of vagina asphyxiating and dying a horrible death but it's in pussy but it's very sloppy and wet it's very sloppy and wet.

Yeah, it is. It's probably very smelly. Yeah, yeah, it is. That's not like a vagina smell joke. That's just, I'm sure if you just have a bunch of genitals in a room, you know, there's bound to be like a bunch of, you know, I'm sure some stenches won't mix.

We have a friend that used to be a very, very disgusting pussy yeah we we can we don't just got a nasty pussy it's disgusting dude no uh we know we have a friend that used to do camera for uh porn and oh yeah he'd have to be up close to it and he said the worst part was it just it would get humid and it would just smell like sex just like it would just like you could just smell it and he wouldn't be having any i know he just doesn't sit there and hold the camera get a close-up of someone's dick have you seen those uh clips where like the guys get like like the cameraman get cum like get cum shot on their face and shit yeah dude that always makes me laugh

i mean it's a risk you take when you film pornography because like like, isn't it? Dude, wouldn't that be a weird job? Like two people are fucking on a couch and you gotta like get like on the edge of the couch like this with them and just hold the camera and like zoom in on it. It's like, the cameraman has to go into that job horny or else he's not gonna be getting good

shots. I don't think, right? Dude, I think maybe the first time you'd be horny if you shot porn, but I think after a while. But then how do you know what the people want to see because you know how to do it already you know what people want to see but but because you remember there's an instinct there's a love that you can't just gotta get the good produce in a fucking factory okay think about this you know it's like a film it has to be made with love like you think classic directors like the current state of Hollywood? Martin Scorsese, Avengers. Two very different types of filmmaking.

Think about this. Our friend said it didn't make him horny after a while. And he just saw it. It didn't get horny because there was like a wall between what he was seeing where it was like, that's not sexual. It's just my job. You're just watching animals. There's no way I'm going to get any of that. So my brain doesn't even make me attracted to it. i wonder for people who do like this is always something i wondered

and like i think i've heard the word it's like no it doesn't spoil it but like people who avidly like work in a kind of a busy sex industry where there's like um like you're having sex with someone else not like you're just jerking off on camera or like the job super mega yeah well that's the jerking off on camera thing yeah but if if if you do that does is there a point of that which which not ruins but like changes how you view sex even in like a social even in your social viewpoint of it probably because i mean if you work at a chocolate factory and eat chocolate i don't think that's comparable i mean i guess you're not gonna like chocolate anymore but i think sex is a lot different than chocolate there's a whole lot more writing on sex there's emotion there's there's i

just thought of like one of those white girl cards like one of those white girl like napkins or cards that is like that like font like that there's something about how chocolate's better than sex like a little drawing of a glass of wine and a bar of chocolate that sounds like a that sounds like a perfect tick tock it's like who needs boy who who needs boys when i got my chocolate and then well it's like it's like who needs boys when you can have and then the beat drops and okay no she's standing there and then right when the beat drops she's suddenly holding like it appears in her hands like a big shower. A shower head made of chocolate! See

y'all thought that was gonna be easy to make and you're like oh I'm gonna make what they're saying shower head made out of chocolate. So uh have fun with that. Fucking chocolate connoisseurs. Are there like chocolate hobbyists out there like there's craft you know how there's like craft beer and wine people?

Are there people out there just making their own chocolate? Dude I mean there's craft you know how there's like craft beer and wine people are there people out there just making their own chocolate dude I mean there's and like they wrap it and they give it to their friends it's like expensive ass chocolate this is John's chocolate it's like a photo of him

with his thumbs up or something it's the best chocolate you've ever had yeah it's fucking delicious chocolate when I was a kid I wanted to make a

I guess I saw Willy Wonka because I had this big candy making face your dad love you I had this big candy making face where I just wanted to make candy. I love how it comes so late. It comes so late. I'm sorry.

It's okay. Go ahead. Go ahead. I wanted to make my own candy. So I thought. Did you just combine different? No, I just thought that melting chocolate bars on the stove and then hardening them again in the shape.

I was like, yes, my own candy. And I'd like make a little package for them and shit. How to make chocolate. First, add chocolate. I remember. Wait, wait, wait. Is that kind of like how your brain works? That's essentially what it is.

Dude, I just remember one I did have, though, that looking back, not bad. What? I melted Hershey's chocolate. No way. And then, yeah. So that's where it starts. First crucial ingredient. Those are chocolate bars on the stove. Don't tell And then, yeah. So that's where it starts. First crucial ingredient. Those are chocolate bars on the stove.

Don't tell me you put a marshmallow and graham crackers on top. No, no, no, no, no. I took some sprinkles, but the type of sprinkles that are like the grains of sugar, the different colored ones. Okay. Like rainbow. Sprinkled in, mixed it in, and then hardened. It had the little sprinkles inside.

It was good. Okay. It wasn't a bad idea. You know, there's, you know that episode where Jimmy Neutron makes the most delicious candy? I was obsessed with it because it never looked like candy to me. It looked like really delicious small mini donuts. You know, like the white powdered donuts that are spherical? It always kind of looked like that, so I pictured they'd have the same texture.

Even though they said they were candy. Is that episode supposed to be like a thing to drugs? I don't know. I don't know you think what what early 90s to early sorry what late 90s

early 2000s like stuff dealt with drugs like in terms of not like shows like CSI but like they find out

Nickelodeon it'll be like an episode where they find out one of their friends is smoking pot and it's like was there ever an episode where like

on Nickelodeon Cartoon Network or Disney where they can't even reference pot? They can't say pot exists, right? You can't be caught with drugs. You can be caught with cigarettes, but not weed. Weed doesn't exist in Disneyverse. Can we make

a really serious drama where it's like, I find out you've been smoking pot. It's just like... I gotta talk to you and everything. Hold up, I got this, dude. I got the perfect song that plays right after our fight and I'm driving away. Not what I was expecting at all.

Are you, are you, did you just get back from Vietnam? Fade to a shot of the Vietnamese Delta with the helicopters. And it's like us in Vietnam. But it just ends. We got to make that, dude. Don't stop. Fuck my wife, everybody.

It's crazy. That song got so big with that being one of the main lyrics. Don't show me your penis during the podcast. I want to see it out of your shorts. I can't be the only one seeing my penis. Someone else has to see it. Okay. I saw it. Stop. I don't want to see it again.

That's enough. I think it helps me know that it still exists. You've done this so much. What if my penis isn't there? There's a compilation of you showing me your that it still exists. You've done this so much. What if my penis isn't there? You've done this so much. What if it's an illusion in my own head? There's a compilation of you showing me your penis. Your mama. God, he got me again!

Gotcha! God! Got me again, buddy. I always fall for it, too. You do. You walk right into it. God, dude. Fucking. One of my favorite ones. Because there's nothing you can say after that. No, I don't know what to come back with it's like you're having a conversation

someone throws like a stick at your head and it hits you and it's like ah fuck and it's like do I just get back on what I was talking about and ignore that or do I address it you know if I threw a crowbar at your head while you're having a conversation like the video that was on the podcast

he had so good or was that on a let's play while you're having a conversation. Like the video that we did. Was it on the podcast? It's so good. Or was that on a Let's Play? It was on a podcast. Because I remember I was laying right there when I watched it. I was laying on the couch. The podcasting couch we don't sit on. Because we each have a chair.

It's awesome, dude. We should get our podcast set to look exactly like just an intellectual set with like lots of books and like a globe we should get our podcast set to look more like actually

like a Young Turks or like Daily Wire type of news room digital show news room so like the background like the red and blue stuff's like fading. And it's like very kind of like futuristic. But we just never talk about like anything related to that.

Even like the Logan Paul's fucking podcast has that. The Logan Paul podcast is, what I hate about a lot of modern podcasts is they, it's like you've got to. I hate that guy. I have to say it every time. Leave the poor boy alone. There's something just deep within my soul that just knows that he is he will never

change as a human. He fights Floyd Mayweather this month. I'm gonna have to watch it. Yeah, I hope he gets a brain aneurysm, dude. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Jesus. My grandpa died of a brain aneurysm. He's probably... My grandpa? I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Dude, if my mom hears that, she's going to cry. Dude, you got to bleep it out then. She's going to cry. You got to bleep it out. I don't want to make your mom cry. What if her imagination is worse? I don't want to make your mom laugh or have orgasms. What if her imagination is even worse than what you said?

Apparently, she can't have, she told me. Apparently. Yeah, she has a problem. Like when we were like kind of like just kind of when it was like flourishing, when it was like, right? She like, I remember specifically there was one time she said she had one and I'm guessing she forgot that she said that. And so now it's like, it's like. And man, conditions can come and go. Whatever.

Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. But, I'm sure. Yeah. But, you know. But I was. What were you saying? I was saying. Oh, yeah. I don't like modern podcast sets because they're also like serious and chill looking.

But like a real chill look. Mega 64 has a really good set. It's like two couches, like a bunch of arcade machines. I don't know. I don't like that one. I'm kidding. You don't like that guy. Imagine the start of someone here, like a fan just hearing them like,

Jesus, what is up Ryan's butthole today? I don't like that. Many things. Like my new Bart Simpson butt plug. Watch, I can squeeze it. Take my shorts. See? It's fucking genius, man.

You always outdo me. I think I'm coming to work being well-dressed or something, and you pull this shit out on me every time. Every time. Ridiculous. I can't believe it, man. Can we get the vaccine already? I mean, we are essential workers.

Yes. So I saw podcasters on that list i see people all the time in the comments section okay they're they're tweeting at us right in instagram they're saying we help their lives you know they have i've seen they have a more positive experience because of our existence and it's like okay so so that has to account for something, right? I think we can be considered like doctors or therapists for that. Exactly. Because you go to the doctor to what?

Feel better. Yeah, but probably better than doctors because doctors have been fucked. Like what have they been doing? Running around dealing with this whole like COVID thing. People can't even get- Where's the vaccine? Yeah, exactly. They're just fumbling.

All the doctors are f's the vaccine? Yeah, exactly. They're just fumbling. All the doctors are fumbling the ball. Yeah, so I think that that's a pretty good argument on why we should get the vaccine in group 1A or whatever it is. Maybe even before doctors. But they already got them, apparently. Or they were getting them. Then it's old people where it's like, they're gonna die anyway.

Like, I wanna live, you know? I would like to live. You know? I have a lot more going for me than some 89-year-old man that shits his pants every day. Yeah, exactly. Give me that vaccine. He doesn't need it. I want to live to the supple age of, I don't know, actually. 70?

5? No. No, like 90. I feel like 85, maybe. I feel like dying at 90 might be good. Because my grandmother's like 86 or something, and she's super, she's still there. Not. I only have one grand.

That wasn't me choking up. Just started crying. No, I mean, it is sad. I lost a grandmother recently, but. What, was she in a maze? Come on. Dude, that's my grandmother. What, were you in a big Walmart?

I only have one left. But luckily she's like super like, like she's still, she's still pretty. She seems pretty quick. She can, she can, she can walk around. She can't dance. She can jump, jive and wail. I don't think she can jump or jive.

Cause dude, we're going to get to a point where we can't even jump. Think about that. What age is that? You think where you can't like do a jump without it like affecting like 70s? For people like, cause for people like because for instance your grandma how healthy we are right your grandma's 86 your grandma's 86 right and she's doing great around there my grandma is around there too and my grandma is the exact opposite yeah it's i mean it's how you treat

yourself growing up too because my grandpa is uh he doesn't really do anything healthy yeah dad doesn't really care so he's like in horrible condition at 90 which a lot of people are at 90 i think it just comes down to like a lot of people in their later lives will get things like dementia alzheimer's or yeah my grandma's dealing with that right now yeah but it i mean it's weird when we think about how humans age. It's like, oh, they're just old. They've just existed longer, so they look like that.

That's like a crazy shower thought. We're all going to die one day. Yeah, we are going to die one day. There's going to come a point when I die and a point when you die where in a millisecond, it goes from consciousness to nothing. It could happen at any moment.

Most likely later down the road. Hopefully. Yeah. Right that moment a truck comes through the window. See how it goes. Yeah. I would like to live to the age of... I mean, 90's good.

I just feel like maybe in my late 80's it might just be boring. Because, you know, probably most people you know have died by then. Or a lot of them and also you can't really do much at that age like you can't jump so it's like have you ever thought like well going down the highway like you're one of your last moments could literally just be like fuck like that realization like if you just see a a car just accidentally come into the other lane it's like an 18 wheeler it's barreling right towards you and you're both like going like 80 or something

like there's that moment where you see it coming and you're just kind of like oh I hope the next thing I see is I'm waking up in a hospital bed like there's just that brief moment maybe you're just more startled than anything it's like fuck but I wonder if it's probably just a pure adrenaline maybe there is no like acceptance

because you don't have enough time to kind of glance you know yeah maybe if a big wrecking ball was swinging from across a valley towards you Maybe there is no acceptance because you don't have enough time to kind of glance. Yeah. Maybe if a big wrecking ball was swinging from across a valley towards you. And I was duct taped to a wall. A giant wall. You'd have time to be like, oh, shit. It's weird that also your last moment, you're driving and you get into a wreck. Your last moment can just be like, I I could be texting you some like vine meme

of some kid shitting his pants. And that kills me. And you die. I look at him in an instant. Yeah. Car crashes are terrifying. But here's the thing.

You know, when you think about like, you're like, oh man, you want to die like fast, but here's the thing. You're not going to remember it. You won't exist.

What? You won't exist. What do you mean? After you die. After you die. Oh, like when you're old and you die? Yeah. won't exist. What? It won't exist. What do you mean? After you die. Oh, like when you're old and you die? Yeah, well, if your death was painful, like after you're dead, it doesn't matter because you're not conscious anymore.

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They fucked my shit up. They wouldn't let me fuck. They fucked my shit up. They wouldn't let you fuck the, the, the elites. I uninstalled that shit after all that, like when that was happening, I was like, okay,

got my shit out of there. Uninstalled it. Yeah. It's just, uh, like, then no excuses. No,

no fucking excuse. It's just so, it's such blatant, like, we got to protect the rich guys. Yeah. Like, and then watching the CEO try got to protect the rich guys. Yeah. Like, and then watching the CEO try to like go around questions.

Yeah. Not a good look. Actually, Chris, we're thinking about the best potential for all our investors, including the bigger ones, but we're really thinking about the smaller ones. We're trying to protect them.

We don't want them earning too much money. We don't know. What would that do to the economy if people all of a sudden became rich yeah well a lot of those a lot of those big people had stake in robin hood and stuff too uh-oh so it's like this is gonna be one of those things where like they're actually gonna survive from it and they're just gonna be like and people are like well isn't robin hood that company i don't think they're ever gonna be able to get like a popular appeal again they're just going to be like, and people are like, well, isn't Robinhood that company? I don't think they're ever going to be able to get like a popular appeal again. They're just going to change names, right? Because they were fine.

Like everyone was cool with Robinhood pretty much. And then now it's like, oh, fuck them. Yeah. Yeah. So we dropped them because we don't fuck that shit. Hasta la bye bye, dude. Right. That's right in the CEO's face.

Oh, God. Shit. Dude, God. Shit. Dude, what is this, click? What is this, Adam Sandler's click? Does that happen? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I could click. He gets up and farts in his boss's mouth.

He probably lives in LA. Did you put shit in my coffee? What the, what the crap? Dude, we don't say crap enough. Ah, crap. Like, we don't say crap enough. Ah, crap. Like, we don't say enough middle school words. I said crap a lot when I was a kid. What the freak, man?

I'd be like, what the, I'd be like, crap. I would say it a lot too. Like, dude, I'm sick of this crap. I think I used fuck early on. Like, when I was even in elementary school. It's like a Pokemon. Ryan used fuck. I did use fuck.

My mama taught me. Ooh. I didn't hear my mom say fuck until my mom say fucking no she taught me the word fuck she my mama taught me fuck uh i don't i don't think i heard my mom say it until like seventh grade and then i don't think i heard my dad say it for like many years after my mom had a sailor's mouth oh just driving along someone does something wrong you know pulls out in front of her she'd go that motherfucker that motherfucker she'd say that right then and there

in front of my impressionable eyes that's why you're so damaged dude that's why I curse so much that's why I have such a filthy sailor's mouth me too because of my mom well I see I didn't curse a lot as a kid because I was scared of it. Until? High school. And then middle school, all your friends started cursing and so you cursed too?

Yeah. Well, cause I was so big in the church. I thought, like I legit, like if I cursed, I'd be like, oh my God. And, um, I remember one time I thought this kid stole my bike when I was in seventh grade and I was like, excuse my language, but son of a bitch to my friend. Like I was, I think a lot of it was my my language, but son of a bitch to my friend. Excuse my language. I think a lot of it was my OCD,

but now I'm just making up. The Rhett and Link song, OCD. Yeah. I'm trying to get all the curse words in now that I missed out on in the middle school years.

And I'm giving them to middle schoolers so they can listen to a lot of curse words. Middle schoolers love curse words. They do. They do. I mean, I did. What the frick, man? I loved curse words when I was a middle schoolers love curse words they do they do i mean i did what the frick man i loved curse words when i was a middle schooler well i was well i don't know i did a lot of weird shit when i was a middle schooler yeah i did a lot of weird shit as a high schooler yeah do a lot

of weird shit now yeah but i mean at least i don't know i feel like you have excuses when you're younger to do oh yeah i don't know we're still young you have excuses when you're younger to do stupid shit. I don't know. We're still young, right? When are you considered to be a final work in progress? Sorry, a final work. It's just a step up every decade. Yeah. 30s, 50s, 40s. Hey, expectations for you are a bit high now.

You're not in Kansas anymore, son. You're in North Dakota. North Dakota. I really am. Dude. Come on. I had to. It's a part of the podcast.

What were you saying right before this, though? Yo mama. Ryan. I had a point. I had a point to make. I can't remember. Oh, God.

I can't either. Well, maybe you should have paid attention. I was paying attention derailed me with that derailed you with what with the yo mama don't say it stop that shit okay i won't i won't uh you saw it locked and loaded in my throat i did my mouth was hung open i could see uh what was about to happen stop that's a scary face you just made. It's like a slightly open smile where I can see both rows of teeth.

And your eyes are... It looks like you're trying to smile without smiling. But you are. Now it's become a very stern face. The slow transformation. Was it you? Who was it? It was me.

No, no, no. There was someone that said if I was looking at you at first glance, I think it was Tucker, it's like at first glance I would think you were just like, what did you say? Like I was, not grumpy, gruff? Tucker said that? Because you were like, you seem more masculine than me i'm like i don't know i don't feel and you're just like yeah i feel

like people when they like talk this last week yeah yeah i was like wait this just happened i remember that i i don't remember hearing that yeah it was like tucker yeah i walked out of the room because i was oh yeah yeah he was like i didn't hear the masculine part though i just feel like if when people like if they don't know who you are and I feel like I can't remember what he said but the general vibe of is just like I just I like intimidate like yeah you look pretty grumpy alright

do I give like do I put people off by just the way I look is it my demeanor do I need to walk around like this all day yeah that's a cute smile yeah if I just walked around... Chin up, you know? Like, I can't just, you know, do this?

You look angry. Do I just look angry? Your resting face looks a little bit angrier, concerned. Does that ever, like, send your brain for a loop? Oh, yeah. Really? Really? Are you like, is he...

I'm like, shit, is he mad at me? But I know, at this point, I'm like, oh, I know. It's not, like, bad. Sometimes I'm just listening, yeah. Really? Really? Are you like, is he? I'm like, shit, is he mad at me? But I know at this point, I'm like, oh, I know. It's not like bad. Sometimes I'm just listening, dude. No, it's really just you relax your face and everyone's face is differently shaped. Relax your face? I wouldn't say you look. I feel like when everyone relaxes their face, they look like stern or upset, right?

Trying to fully relax it. Because when you're in a social situation, the whole like, we've been taught, I guess, through social conditioning that you're kind of matching, you're not matching exactly like the people's facial expression, but you're giving them at least a response

or mimicking their emotions slightly because it's like the contract of a conversation or whatever, right? Right, and that's one of the things, for example people with something with stuff like autism have a hard time doing because like the social uh social skills are tricky man and like not being like as you were saying like people who are autistic when they don't some people just can't recognize like social there's this um there's like some clips I see every now and then on YouTube. Is it a show on TLC?

It's a show where it's like my autistic twins. No, it's like. That's like a TLC show right there. It's like people who are on the spectrum who like try to find a significant other. Oh, no, that's Netflix. That's love on the spectrum. Okay. Love on the spectrum.

That's what it is. That's a good show. That's a really good show. If you watched it. Is it the one where the guy and this girl go out on a date and he's just like, Welp, it seems we both have autism then. Yep. Is that clip from that show or is that from something else? I think it's from that.

Because it's a really fascinating show. It's interesting. Well, because sometimes when there's this one guy, I don't know his name because I've only seen clips. He's kind of like talking about the differences between him and his brother or something like that and the way he talks it comes off almost like a stand-up comedy like he's like delivering a dry punch line but he's just kind of it's just he's being matter of fact but i also think he's being like you know funny with it but i was mainly was just, this guy should be a comedian because his delivery and deadpan is so perfect.

There are comedians with Asperger's and autism. There's a comedian that has autism that makes like his set about that. Oh really? I've watched it. It was funny. And you know, Jerry Seinfeld has Asperger's. Does he? Yeah.

A lot of people I found, I have Asperger's that I never thought like Jerry Seinfeld has Asperger's. Does he? Yeah. A lot of people I found to have Asperger's that I never thought. Like Jerry Seinfeld does. Oh, who else? I think Tom Cruise does. Don't quote me on that, but also I don't like Tom Cruise, so go crazy. Well, there's a difference between going out on top and being canceled, Larry. We were number one I love Jerry Seinfeld man

do you think that was just a bit between him and like Larry it was like a funny little thing like a joke or do you think Jerry Seinfeld in that interview was kind of hurt by his like we went cancelled oh with Larry David King oh Larry King

I haven't seen that clip. Oh, really? Hold up. Let me see if I can find it. R.I.P., man. Larry King just died this week. Or last week. Last week. Or like two weeks ago.

Hold up. COVID just fucks my timeline completely. What was I looking up? I'll let you. Larry King. Lasted how long? Nine years. 180 episodes.

You gave it up, right? I did. They didn't cancel you you canceled them you're not aware of this no i'm asking you you think i got canceled are you under the impression i got canceled i hurt you jerry i thought that was pretty well documented don't most shows go down a little most Most people do also. You will. But... Yeah, no, I went off the air. I was the number one show on television, Larry. Do you know who I am?

Jewish guy at Brooklyn. Yes. Okay. 75 million viewers. Last episode. Boy, you don't take it so bad. Well, that's the big difference between being canceled and being number one. Okay, I'm sorry.

We'll be right back. Jeez. B-movie opens. B-movie opens. Can we get a resume in here for me? B-movie opens tomorrow. Does Larry get to go over? Hey, I'm close.

We'll be right back. That little last part where Larry's like, hey, ep. Yeah, I think that was real. I think he struck a nerve with him. Of course, there's some joking, of course, because he's not going to be like, excuse me, Larry? You throw in the make it not as harsh, man.

I'm number one. Do we need to get a resume in here so Larry can read? Hey, hey, hey, come on. I notoriously don't do I'm just making him sound like Bernie. I notoriously don't do interviews. I don't do research I'm just making him sound like Bernie. I notoriously don't do interviews. Oh, I don't do research before I interview people.

Does he not? Because I want to treat everyone the same. Oh. There's a clip of him farting on TV. Larry King? I remember as a kid, I watched it and replayed it like 20 times. Wait, hold up. I got to look that up.

Hey, dude, remember Regis and Kelly? It's just called Larry King Farts. Look up Larry King Fart. Can that be the title of this episode? Like a week after he passed? Week after he passed gas, more like. That was insensitive. Here it is.

It's 43 seconds. That's a long fart. Investigations and in New York is Robert Malley, who served as special assistant to President Clinton for Arab-Israeli affairs, is now director of the Middle East and North Africa program for the International Crisis Group. Let's get first the thoughts of Congressman Rohrbach on what you've heard so far. You see any optimism here?

Is that it? I heard it. You see any optimism here? Dude, that could have just been like an intern dropping a pin behind the camera. Let's get first the thoughts of Congressman Rohrbach on what you've heard so far. You see any optimism here any i don't know that's all right dude i just

thought of the if i worked in a studio and i was pissed off at someone famous that did a live show just do like one single because like you know they don't even like even if they know it's fake they don't they don't want to address like i did not fart uh because they just wanted people to forget it but what if you just threw like a mint at him like while they were live but you were in the back so you just walked away after and people were like what the fuck like a mint just what the fuck like come on dude remember Bruce Almighty when he was

fucking with Steve Carell and my tiny little nipples went to France classic was that like while the office was going on or is that before the office fame for Steve Carell I feel like that might have been before the office was going on or is that before the office fame for steve carell i feel like that might have been before the office right yeah i think so and then uh and then he started doing movies when he got big from the office like date night remember that one yeah he's holding it

sideways kill shot kill shot he's like michael scott but he was more competent. And he had a wife named Tina Fey. Oh, okay. She was played by Tina Fey. Oh. She wasn't. He's not married to Tina Fey in the movie? No, not in the movie. Like the character's not married to Tina Fey?

He does like those smaller movies too. Like I saw some of Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. Sounds familiar. It's where him and, I forgot her they're like there's an asteroid that's about to destroy earth in like no i saw that dude when i first saw that i cried i first saw that movie it's really sad because it horrified me the ending is um oh fuck it spoiler alert i guess dude don't spoil it just the ending like when they're just like accepting it it was just like this weird

thing where i'm like no that's not because i was young when i watched it or younger so i was just like oh my god that's that doesn't make me feel nice that doesn't make me feel good but now i think i think when i watch it it would make me feel good because like oh they found someone yeah because i think maybe it wouldn't have gotten a big audience appeal how lovely wow hopefully i can find that one day before an asteroid strikes. Bazoonga. Dude, on the Epic SMP server, Ross and I were doing some good old Danny impressions. Yeah. Hey, lovelies. Hello.

Oh, fuck, my prostate. Fuck, I'm coming. Oh, here I go. I'm about to cum. I'm spurting. He's going to... Oh, that spurt was lovely. Oh, it's go. I'm about to come. I'm spurting. He's going to. Oh, that spurt was lovely. Oh, it's all over the walls. He's going to hear this and be like, what the fuck is their problem?

Why are they just on my ass? I thought we were on good terms. Speaking of asteroids, though, I watched Greenland this weekend. What? Have you seen the trailer for the movie Greenland? No. It's like a 2012 style movie, like destruction movie. Oh, okay.

And it's- It's about Greenland? No, that's where the shelters are. There's this comic called Clark that's going by Earth, but it breaks apart. And then it starts causing an extinction event. And they have like two days. And the guy gets randomly selected to go to one of these shelters.

They're only taking 200,000 humans up to Green Bay. Like Fallout. Yeah. Fallout with the vaults. And it's him and his family trying to get there while there's asteroids coming down. Not better than Fallout. No, it's not.

Who's the main character? What's his name? I don't know. He has like an Irish accent. Sean? No. Very masculine. Very masculine. name i don't know he has like an irish accent sean no nevermind very masculine very masculine gerard butler is the main character oh he was in like okay you know from 300 fame yeah from um i forgot the name of the movie he was in a movie with katherine heigl at some point

i'll say this it's just a stupid he was in i think he was also in a movie with Katherine Heigl at some point. I'll say this. He was just a – I think he was also in a romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston. Gerard Butler was huge at one point. I think he's even the voice of Hiccup's dad in How to Train Your Dragon. He's got a good voice. He's got a great voice. I think what I'll say about the movie was I knew what it was going into. It's one of those over-the-top survival things.

Wait, you saw Greenland? Yeah, I watched it. Oh, I thought you just said you saw the trailer. No, no, no. I watched the movie. Where is it out? I watched it on Amazon. Does he play like an everyman?

Is he supposed to be like fucking awesome Gerard Butler? No, he gets hurt. No, but like in terms of an everyman, who he supposed to be like fucking awesome Gerard Butler? No, he gets hurt. No, but like in terms of an everyman, like is who is he in the movie? Yeah. Oh, he's just like, oh, my wife and my kids. I love my wife and my kids. I need some coffee.

Hey. Ah, it's a beautiful day as Gerard Butler. That's what he talks like. This is what he sounded like when he was in that movie with, well, he was in, fuck, name. Come on, man. You're really embarrassing me right now with this.

Jamie Foxx. Come on, man. What's the name of the movie? I can't remember, but I know at the end. It's about a guy whose family is defiled and murdered in front of him, and the people don't seek justice, so he seeks out his own justice and then gets convicted for murder. Oh, shit.

A little vigilante. And it's him trying to show the system who's boss. But he's becoming the villain. My favorite Jamie Foxx movie. Can't stop talking like that. Does it hurt your throat? No, it's actually. That shit hurts my throat. It doesn't go in my throat. Steve-O? It doesn't go in the villain. My favorite Jamie Foxx movie? You can't stop talking like that. Does it hurt your throat? No, it's actually... That shit hurts my throat.

It doesn't go in my... You know, it doesn't go... Steve-O? Like, that would hurt my throat. But like, talking... My favorite Jamie Foxx role is... Choke me like you hate me, but you fuck me. Corpse, get out of here.

Fuck off, Corpse! When he's in Horrible Bosses. Your mama. Damn it. You walked into that one too. I didn't. It hurts, man. It really hurts.

It hurts my feelings. Who was in Horrible Bosses? Charlie Day. Kevin Spacey. He plays the horrible boss. No, but like who are you talking about? You're like, he's in Horrible Bosses. Jamie Foxx is in it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He plays Motherfucker Jones. Yeah, that's right. Dude, or the Jamie Foxx show. I like my ass off of the first horrible bosses in theaters. You saw it in theaters? Yeah. I watched it at my friend's house in like eighth grade.

Do you remember like the first true like horror movie experience you had in theaters? Yeah, when Zero threw up in holes. Well, no. Seriously, do you remember like your first uh because like for me it was a big whole thing because it's like this is the first like horror horror movie i'm seeing in theaters where i can't i can't hide behind anything i have to and i'm going i was going i was it was in i was in high school and i was like going with a the girl i liked no yo yeah and so i had to i was like i have to look at the screen i can't look away i have to be brave it was insidious was my first i know you know what i didn't really go see horror movies

and like i did i did see sometimes but i go with a group of people and like in high school it was more like uh yeah i don't it was just this big event because i'm i was a scaredy cat stuff scared the shit out of me i hated i hate still jump scares. What's the scariest piece of media? Like game, movie, like overall. What do you think is the scariest one in your opinion? The live stream from the Democratic Convention. I don't know what like the thing that scared me the most. Maybe as a kid. I don't know what like this something like the thing that scared me the most. Hmm.

Maybe as a kid like that because I don't experience true terror in a movie like I did when I was a kid. Because, you know, when you're a kid, like everything's real in the movie you're happening. I think it was Jaws when I was a kid. It was one. The shark was terrifying. And also the scene where the decapitated head like really comes up and it does a scream sound effect. That got me good as a kid. I'm not kidding.

I still went back and watched Jaws because I was like, I want to see the shark. Like for me as a kid, I'm like, I want to see the shark. I want to see the shark. And then like you kind of see a little bit of it and you'd be like, ah, and then I'd look away and then I have to look back. I watched the first 30 minutes of The Impossible this weekend just so I could watch the tsunami scene and then I turned it off. It's a good scene.

It's done really well. It's mostly practical, too. Tom Holland's in it. Oh, yeah. He's so little. He's a little kid. He's a little boy. I didn't even connect the dots on that, that that was him.

Crazy, right? How time flies. Now he's Spider-Man. I didn't even think that that was Tom Holland. He's a grown man doing movies with Daisy Ridley. Damn. I saw that movie in theaters too. It looks like a bad movie. Wait, what movie are you talking about?

The Impossible. Any movie that has a big disaster scene, you've got to go to a rich person's house and steal their speakers or go to the movie theater. Do you remember the feeling when you went to a theater as a kid and the door would open to an R-rated movie

that was going on and you'd hear the noises from it. And you're walking by and you'd be like what's going on in there? I'm like, what if I open the door and just... I did that once as a kid. You'd go in and peek and see what it was. It wasn't an R-rated movie. I don't remember what movie it was, but I remember I went to the bathroom and I was like

what if I looked in there? I did that with like and I went and I peeked my head around the corner and I saw a little bit of the screen and I was like, oh my god. I did that with like, and I went and I peeked my head around the corner and I saw a little bit of the screen. I was like, I did that with horror movies. I would like, I would, I would like, if I went to the bathroom during a regular movie,

I would like look at the horror movie thing. I'd like open the door and I'd start creep closer and closer to, and cause like, it's a horror movie. Stuff's going on usually. And I just go, and I'd look and like, usually I'd like just get too scared and start hurrying

back this is when i was a little little boy hey little boy i think it was like monsters and aliens or whatever that movie was that i walked in on alien versus predators no no no the animated one oh okay aliens and monsters yeah the one with ste Colbert, who plays, like, the president or some shit. I remember I really liked that movie when I saw it. That was the first real-D movie. I think Tina Fey may be a voice in it, too, possibly. I think so. It was one of the first real-D, like, 4-D movies I saw,

what they advertised it as, with the big real-D glasses. I just didn't like the human designs. I don't know. I don't know why. There's always... I don't know. What is it about certain designs where you're just like, that's great. Like why, why does a brain do that?

Why do we see things as good or bad as it? Cause like, I can tell that's a person, but why do I personally not like the aesthetic of certain designs of people in media? I wonder if you could break it down to art, like how your brain reads like dimensions and shapes. Is it through conditioning? Like personal preference? But like what is it?

Because it is subjective at the end of the day. Like a lot of people be like oh I love that art style you know? It's not like what I'm saying is a fact. It's just my opinion. There could be a game or there could be like a low CG TV show that has like not very good but I still like the art style more than like a really realistic one maybe.

And it's like, I guess it's personal preference. I guess it's just like throughout your life, your attraction, different colors and shapes and stuff. Maybe you all form this little neural link where you're like, oh, I know I like that. I don't like that. Something like that. I don't know. Interesting. Art.

What is art? Hi, can I take your order, please? Can I get a Big Mac, McRab, McFlurry, and a McDouble? Keep it rare. I need a Happy Meal, McCrispy, and 10 McNuggets. Tasty golden fries, a cold drink with extra ice. Junior chicken will be fire and a sweet hot apple pie. Is that it?

Okay, so I just got a call from my good old dad and stepmom. from from my good old dad and stepmom and uh they they told me that there was there's this post going around on twitter about uh some was it a newspaper some some local newspaper in uh columbia my hometown like my hometown where i was where born, dude. And apparently in Cola today, uh, there was an email that went out that one of my stepmom's friends saw. And it was like, how super mega is moving to South Carolina here. I pulled it up. What's going on? Let me read this. Okay. Let's let everyone hear this. This news. This is great. Okay. So Jackson put out a tweet on January 23rd that said, we're moving the super megaplex into an abandoned mall in Ryan's hometown in an effort to give back to the community and normalize or something, revitalize the dying storefronts.

It's cut off. And this word on Twitter is that the stars of the YouTube channel super mega are relocating from their current setup in Los Angeles, in bold, to Ryan's hometown in Italics, right here in Cola. For those who might not know, SuperMega, which has a following of about 878,000, is a weekly series featuring Ryan McGee and Matt Watson, the soda citizen, that prides itself as being the first billion dollar YouTube channel. According to the show's Twitter account, they will move into an abandoned mall in the area in an effort to give back. What the fuck? Well, let's talk about this. Well, OK, shall we?

Let's because you're going to. Oh, yeah. That's so good. Well, there was another one recently that people reported on thinking it was real. That was ridiculous. Remember, it was like. What was it? It was it was like some ridiculous we're not going over like no it was me it was me leaving super mega to focus on my career as um it was something so like cringe and obviously not real and i saw like get reported that's what i'm about to say is it obvious it's not real like

isn't it pretty like that's pretty like a tongue-in-cheek tweet. Well, we're moving into an abandoned mall to give back to my hometown. Listen, dude. There's no such thing as bad press. Here's the thing, Matt. What does L.A. have for us? You know how much cheaper it would be to move back somewhere, like, South Carolina? Just anywhere more rural?

You know how much we'd be able to save on living costs yeah I mean we would definitely save some money on some living costs trying to find I could live in a nice halfway point between like Charleston and Columbia

in the middle of nowhere Pelser some town like that I'm gonna fucking go to Pelser like Charleston nice halfway house Columbia in the middle of nowhere Pelzer some town like that I don't want to fucking go to Pelzer when I think of towns like that I just like

I get this sudden sadness I know it's like instant it's like for me I feel sad whenever I think about Chapin yeah it's just those

little towns where it's like god I would fucking hate to live there but they have really good barbecue in Chapin and that's I used to play Little League Baseball in Chapin. No disrespect to anyone listening that lives in Pelzer or Chapin.

Of course. But, I mean, come on. Come on. Come on. What you got in Pelzer? Actually, there was an entire meme. Creepy pasta based on Pelzer. There was.

Oh, wow. It was like an ARG. It was based in West Pelzer I'm sorry The most famous city In South Carolina Is still Charleston Nope

They're moving the capital To Pelzer No Because Charleston Has all the ghost stories All the history Yeah All the racism

Charleston was Well everywhere else In South Carolina Also had racism But Charleston That's when they sold slaves there Didn't they sell slaves In Columbia too

At the capital Like in that area Yeah Yeah But they brought them. But Charleston, that's when they sold slaves there. Didn't they sell slaves in Columbia too at the Capitol? Like in that area? Yeah. Yeah. But they brought them in in Charleston. Yes. And,

you know, it's like a historical thing now but there's normal shops set up inside of it. Yep. And I love tours. Yeah, well,

a lot of tours are like, do you know which way the slave market is? Do they really say that? A lot of people still say like, oh yeah, down in the old slave market. Really?

They don't just say the market. It's, a lot of people say the slave market still. Wait, do they really say that? Yeah, a lot of people still say like, oh yeah, down in the old slave market. Really? They don't just say the market. It's, a lot of people say the slave market still. God damn. Like, oh, fuck. Can I,

can I, y'all can give me direction to the slave market? Charleston is pretty like, rich and, in blood, right? So. Yeah,

that's where the Civil War started. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't it? Didn't, didn't we, uh, used to take,

well, I did with my school like we took a what's the island called that you go off to with the fort Fort Sumter yeah yeah yeah okay Fort Sumter see the cannons and shit this is where a bunch of brave men and women defended our

that's you know that's you know I never I never went there not once really and I'm from Charleston holy shit damn there's big cannons there No, I never went there. Not once. Really? And I'm from Charleston. Holy shit. Damn, there's big cannons there. There's big cannons on- There's rubble. The island across Sullivan's Island, there's big cannons there too.

My butt hurt. Why'd they leave it? I don't know, dude. I guess it's pretty- It's honestly pretty cool. It's history. But like, wouldn't you rather have like a GameStop or a Pizza Hut or something? The problem is you have to take a boat there every time that would be the fucking attraction

go on pizza hut on a pizza hut island pay to get on a boat go to go to fucking cc's pizza island now i would be all for that shoney's island that'd be for pete cc's pizza just a waffle house on the middle of the fucking did that be so fucking cool imagine during a storm how cool that would and. And they have a little under, like, area so you, like, go downstairs and then you can see, like, all the shit and then it breaks and, you know. This is like Minecraft. It sounds like a Minecraft idea.

Yeah. Which, uh, I'm about to call you out. Get ready. Get ready. Get ready for the Reddit post about it too, Matt. It's hard to prank a brother when he's nowhere around to be pranked you're right mom i haven't been streaming maybe something's already happened did you fucking prank me maybe something's already happened i need to get i just haven't set up my streaming setup at the office because right because right now when i'm staying there i know this is an

excuse but uh because i'm moving around in the Airbnb, which is one room, literally with just a bed and a bathroom. It's like in a shed that someone renovated pretty much. But basically like that. And then I think also just the past two weeks, we've been working so much every day. It's like, I don't wanna.

Yeah, that when I get home, I'm like, eh. But I feel like if I have more days where I don't have that much to do, I would stream. But also right now I just kind of have just been lazy and not thought about setting up the whole thing again at the office just for downloading everything again. We would have to take it back down. Yeah.

So it's like, should I just hold off and just start again when I have my setup back at home or should I do some now? Let's work at your own pace, whatever you're comfortable with. I want to, I want to stream because I, you know, I started this server and I'm nowhere to be found.

The newspapers in Columbia are going crazy about it. Are they? They're saying, they're saying Matt Watson hasn't been on the Epic S&P in a few days. They are saying that. They're really upset. It was on the front page. I'm saying that.

Yeah. And I'm scared that they're going to start putting out these hit piece columns on me. When it's like, it's been a month and he hasn't been on the epic S&P. Dude, it's only been like 11 days. Has it been 11 days? It's been a while. Been counting? No, I went to your VODs and I was like, when did Matt last stream?

Because I was wrong. I thought you hadn't been there since the building of the train train or the wall or anything but you've seen all that you took a ride on the train yeah i took a ride on the train fun fun fun shit crazy shit i i gotta get back on i just i'm in this weird limbo right now where i just like just gotta get comfortable back in your zone i want to also my streaming setup is really uncomfortable which i think deters me from streaming a lot so when i get back i'm gonna try to work on setting up a better streaming setup in my room so streaming is like oh yeah get some like lights and some like a better chair and get a better positioning for my camera shit like that fucking hunter of meat canyon fame told me that where i stream like in my webcam area he's like it looks so i think his words were

it looks so goddamn uncomfortable dude words were it looks so goddamn uncomfortable dude it does it looks like you're pushed into a dark corner i mean it is in the corner of the room but it's a it's a it's a decent sized room and there's it's a high no it is it's just because the lights are always off and it's so dark i like it being dark no i know i like the way it looks it just looks like you're like pushed into a little corner just a little fucking goblin i saw my channel make our webcam like that big i did that on my first stream everyone was saying everyone was like change the size of the webcam like meaning bigger so i just made it like that big and i was like five minutes of that i got i got a bunch of people in my last stream like

why isn't it up in the top left or right corner why isn't in a corner i think some people maybe uh may not like a webcam when it's not in a corner? I think some people maybe may not like a webcam when it's not in a corner. But I like mine where it is. I see a lot of streamers with it on left or right center. Yeah, but mine's like purposely, not if I say it people, it's going to bother people. Is it just in a bad position? Just

thrown? No, it's not just thrown. I should put mine over where the inventory is. I just like putting mine slightly below center. So I don't like it centered on a screen. I like it slightly below. That's your stream, man. People get mad about that? Get over it, snowflakes.

They can go perform autofillatio upon themselves. Yeah, they will. Haunter also put us in his new Minecraft cartoon. I saw him. Markiplier. Yeah. Markiplier 2000. 20,000. Sorry in Markiplier. Markiplier 2000. Sorry, 2000.

Markiplier 2000. I'm so fucking jealous of his ability. Just in terms of work ethic. Because he fucking grinds. Him and Ethan. They put our asses to shame in 2020. And in 2021 currently.

Hunter's still fucking pushing that shit out, baby. Yeah, Ethan's taking a whole month off. True. And, uh... Wait, Eef? Yeah, Eef. Eef's taking a whole month off? He listens to our podcast every episode still.

No, he doesn't. Yeah, he does. Oh, yeah? Well, watch this. Eef, if you fucking listen to our... Every episode. If you listen to our podcast, and no fans can be like, Oh, you should respond.

Don't tell them. You should send me a little DM. You should send me a little spicy DM. In fact, I'll make it specific. Send me your favorite spicy Shrek meme, dude. Oh, God. Has that episode gone

out yet? What episode? Where we talked about instructing people to make that subreddit for the drawings of Ethan's penis. I don't know. Did that ever, did we cut that? I don't know where that is. I don't know if that's went out or anything. What if, what if we ruin his life?

Because, well, I don't know. Guys, this has ruined me. It's all I'm associated with now is penises. Well, I mean, if it was cut, then that was just a rant. You sound like a fucking deranged lunatic. No, I'm not, because you remembered it. No, I don't. Not much, dude.

I don't have to poop right now, but I do feel my bowels formulating a little cylinder of brown. A little Formula 500. Why don't you say we wrap this bad boy on up like a Christmas present? Okay, not Christmas. Christmas in February. It's going up like a Christmas present. Okay. Not Christmas. Christmas in February. It's going to be a long time until Christmas. This episode comes out on YouTube on my 25th birthday too. Oh, on the 5th? Exactly on the 5th.

Damn, okay. Because it's a Friday. Nice. Birthday's on a Friday this year and I can't do anything. I'll get you something, you know. Doesn't that suck though? People always want their birthday to be on a weekend So you can celebrate People have to worry about work

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