supermegashow - EP 234 - What Lurks Below

Episode Date: March 3, 2021

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Okay, that won't happen for a while. Yeah, next one. Until 345. Yeah, we had 123. Now we have 234. And now, you know, 345. That's going to be even farther away. Yes.

Is that called something? No. Why would it be? Just makes no sense. Why would they make a term for that? Well, they have terms. Shut up, comments. Actually, Ryan, there is a term for it.

Not in my universe. There's a numerical palindrome. It's actually not a palindrome. It's a palindrome, I guess, is saying backwards and forwards. I recently saw a thing about auditory palindromes where you can, like, say a sentence and then play it backwards, the audio, and it's the same. Oh, like what? There's some weird ones people wrote where it's like you can...

Vsauce did a whole thing. That's how I found out. I was watching Vsauce. Here, let me try. And you're gonna play it in reverse, okay? Okay. Matt is gay. Now play it again. Just actually have it say the same thing. Oh, shit. That actually works.

Alright, man. Okay. Yeah, that. That actually works. All right, man. Okay. Yeah, that's cool, man. Yeah, Vsauce would be impressed. But you are looking pretty gay today. I love what you're wearing right now. Thank you. Love your fucking shoes and your socks.

Oh, thanks, man. And your pants. Thank you. I feel like the shirt could have been a little more, you know, like there's so much pizzazz. Yeah. But then the shirt's almost like something I would wear. You wouldn't wear something this cool. Without the dog fur.

I mean, you just put on a little bit of dog fur and can you imagine it? Yeah, you know, I will say the pants are blue. The socks are red. And the pants like have a certain like style to them. Corduroy. Corduroy pants. Corduroy is my favorite material. You got the Statue of Liberty on your socks, your bright red socks.

I know, and then I got my – Gump shoes. My gumps on, my Air Force gumps. The Nike Cortez Club Classics, baby. It's actually a gang shoe. It's what gang members in L.A. would wear in the 90s to signify they were in a gang. Not anymore, though. No, this is a fantastic sneaker.

You know what? I might have to get me a pair. You should, dude. Jackson and I wear ours all the time at the same time. These are great shoes. We'd be three friends wearing gum. Dude, can we wear them to Forrest Gump's when everything gets back and running? Go to Forrest Gump's house?

Go to Bubba Gum Shrimp. Yeah. Dude, we should go to... Is that house still standing? That fucking plantation where they probably... Well, I mean, you know, KKK. His grandfather was in the KKK is what I'm saying. What about...

We can dress up as Forrest, like cosplay, like the shoes, the... The haircut? Yeah. Have you ever seen the picture? I'd do it. We should. Dude, I was thinking for one of the music videos that I'm like, I feel like there's this look that I think would be good for the music video but it would

require me to not shave my head completely but go short again I've thought about some things like that recently too I just like changing up because it always grows back until the one time it doesn't that's when I'm going to be sad well I mean eventually right I'm probably going to have to shave my head again

just because I've now I've bleached my hair twice I don't like where my hair's like at a length where I like I don't like it too much because then when I tie it up, it gets that long tail right here. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Maybe I need to get better at doing a – I only know how to do one ponytail. Do pigtails. Not ponytail. I know how to do ponytail and then bun, and that's it.

Oh, wow. Your ponytail's long if you do a ponytail. Yeah, see that? Do it just like that. Yeah. Oh, wow. Your ponytail's long if you do a ponytail. Yeah, see that? Do it just like that. Yeah. Damn, dude. You look great with that style. Do pigtails next time, though.

Okay. To show off the side. Maybe. That's – I really like the middle single pigtail. The whale spout? Is that what it's called? Yeah. Where it goes like that?

I love that. Well, I – what's her face? No. Jojo Siwa? Nope. Deb from Napoleon Dynamite, but she only has one ponytail. Oh, yeah. I thought she had the whale spout, but it's just, I think it's just one.

Yeah, it just goes, it goes high and then down. Yeah, dude. I should get a ponytail. You know, I can actually. Get a rat tail. Right now, I can get a tiny one. See? See that right there?

Yeah. It's a huge ponytail. But you've been, you cut your hair every now and then, or when's the last time you actually cut your hair i got it cut last week oh okay so we got it was shorter is it shorter than it was oh a little bit well i got just a trim because i got my hair re-bleached yeah because i wanted to go a little bit lighter and also my roots were getting a little too long uh so you know while i was there there, she was like, oh. Burn marks on your scalp. That's the bleach. You know, she accidentally used too much bleach.

And the one thing you're not supposed to do is use, you know, they make bleach that you're supposed to use for dyeing your hair specifically. And you know that stuff, Comet in the green can? Yeah. She just sprinkled that in my hair. Oh, that's where. And then put some tap water in it. That's where it went wrong. But it looks good.

Other than the scabs and the patchiness. You see right here where the whole chunk of hair actually just came out? Yeah. It burned? I'm hoping that's going to heal soon because that's going to leave a nasty scar if it doesn't. Dude, just scotch tape.

That's all you need. I actually, I will say the girl who does my hair, I like her very much. I'm in love. No, her name is Bex and I don't want to diddy on her name. She's fantastic though. I follow her on Instagram

if you guys want to go. I've tagged her in a picture if you want to go get your hair done in LA by someone that's epic. So yeah, she kind of looks like Markiplier. Yeah, oddly enough. The muscles and everything too. But yeah, man. I mean, your hair looks great at the length it is. I do enough uh the muscles and everything too um but but but but but but but but yeah man i mean your hair looks great at the length it is i do like it when it's like a couple inches shorter when it's

like right i like it when it's right at my shoulders that's like the best your hair just grows so fast and so beautifully well i haven't started donating it actually i haven't cut it since we shaved it uh well shaved it uh during the show and then the day after got it neatened up at a sports clips and i've gotten a cut or a trim once not nope not since then wow dude that's funny because uh i've i've gotten a couple trims but like still even so even with a couple trims my hair would be nowhere as long as yours is now it'll be definitely a lot longer probably be like oh actually you know it was getting pretty long for a while and i cut it when i bleached it um i see a lot of people like why did you bleach your hair why did you bleach your hair i just wanted to try it you know i think it

suits you i like it it's weird i it's like it's like i recognize you more with like blonde hair than with brown hair i don't know what it is. Maybe it's your beautiful blue eyes. See, the thing was my father was disappointed in me because he said, Matthew, you're not Aryan enough to be for my liking as a son. So I said, Daddy, I will be as Anglo-Saxon as I can. And he went,

since I can't grow hair anymore. Yeah, and I said, you know, I kind of took it on for the both of us. Because if he could grow hair, he'd have a beautiful blonde bowl cut for those baby blue eyes unfortunately his growth spurt did stop in middle school as well yes so I'm kind

of having to be the like where'd you get the tallness from your mom? I don't know not my old man did your mom have to look down at your dad at the wedding? no my mom's size is pretty tall. So I got it from there. I didn't get it from my dad.

Did she give your dad piggyback rides? Yeah, dude. Down the aisle. And at the divorce hearing. Dude, you know what they should do? Except she was sprinting for that one. At divorce hearings when it's the official like divorce where the you know the judge is there slams the thing they should make you do it like a reverse ceremony where you both

have to walk down the aisle and unkiss each other you have to unkiss each other so it's like you have to like unhave sex how would how would that happen? We're going back in time. See, my mom, you know, at least my... Is that a mosquito? Where? It's in here. My mother got two sweet, beautiful children out of it. Mine only got one.

And he's not too sweet. Or beautiful. I don't know if I can talk about it. Talk about what? Your parents' divorce? No, no, no, no. That's fine. I'll talk about my parents' divorce if you talk about yours. Sure if i can talk about it talk about what your parents divorce no no no that's fine i'll talk about my parents divorce if you talk about yours i'll talk sure i'll talk about it my mom's gonna call me in tears why did you share all that information are you talking about the end of season surprise the end of season cliffhanger yeah i got a little i got a

massive surprise uh a massive bomb dropped for your birthday recently yeah it was actually uh it was very near your birthday yeah um i mean i i i i mean they haven't said i can't say it but i mean it's not like it's not like it's just i don't know why it'd be a secret anymore you know it's not it's not like it's up to you i'm not i mean i'm not gonna i'm not gonna spill your family's beans uh i have a long lost brother yeah you did well not full brother half brother but a brother's a brother a brother's a brother i'm not saying i'm not saying like a half brother can't be a brother i'm saying like it's not like it's not 100 of the same like kin i have the half of the same uh with the same daddy so dale does have another another child out yeah except he's like he's like 50 something he's 37 uh so there's another there's another one of

me out there i guess uh and i haven't someone had to take after dale yeah he looks just like he does looks just like he does he's gonna send me an email and say before we even get to talk for the first time he's going you know i i listened to you talk about this on your podcast and spill all those beans. That was really not cool, man. So I don't really want a relationship with you. And say, too bad, numbnuts. Brotherly love lasts forever. I guess it's just easier for me to say brother, I guess, because my cousin and her sister.

What are you talking about? What else would you say? Always saying half brother. You don't have to say half. He's your brother. Because my cousin and her sister what else would you say? you don't have to say half he's your brother because my cousin and her sister are half I was making a point to clarify to the audience the exact like this wasn't like a

this isn't like your mom had a child and it got separated from the hospital and got lost or like you had a twin that got lost somewhere this is from a when Dale... Beep that one out. But yeah, I have a bro out there now.

So, you know, it's not just me and Sam. You know, Sam always gave off middle child energy to me and I didn't know why, but now it makes sense. He seems really cool though. I've emailed him a few times and she's still the first child of your mom. It doesn't matter. She's the middle child

now. Now she is. Now she's not the important oldest child. See I have something special. I'm the youngest child. What makes you more important now? Makes her less important. I'm more important. Yeah you're like Dewey. Exactly. I'm the youngest child. Well, it makes you more important now. It makes her less important. I'm more important. Yeah, you're like Dewey.

Exactly. I'm the youngest out of two other siblings. She's Malcolm. So she's the protagonist in your family. Yeah. She's the protagonist with like the successful fucking brother. She's smart, too. She's really smart. My sister's incredibly, incredibly smart.

Remember, Dewey was the one that's going to be like rich and famous. And look at you. You're famous. That's true. That's true. And baby, I'm rich. Got a got a couple hundred not after that horse race no but i am trying to come back from that i didn't know they were allowed to fucking shoot them mid-race well i didn't know either and i actually think that's against the rules but the people that i placed the bet with are not people that i uh will will like change the you're not gonna they're not people that I will like change. They're not people that I would want to challenge.

Because I could go to them and I could say, hey, that's not allowed. Yeah. But it's – I don't want to – I'd rather just – they can keep the money at this point. It's a lot of money though. You can make a lot of money on horse betting, can't you? You can make a lot of money in any gambling game as long as you're lucky. I feel like Chad would be real big into horse

gambling. And I feel like he's made... I'm gonna go to the casino again. Whether it's in Australia or Las Vegas. They open. Ow! What was that? I was trying to pull my sock up like this and my hand slipped and I punched my microphone.

Am I allowed to say that that was spastic of you? Yeah. Okay. It was. It was very spastic. I, um, you know, the thing is it's, I think Vegas actually opened up casinos this month. Texas today announced. Not to me.

Well, I know because. It doesn't mean I'm going. Texas. Do you see what Texas announced today? That they suck? All restrictions. It's a big surprise. Social distancing.

Masks. Gone. You don't have today? That they suck? All restrictions. It's a big surprise. Social distancing, masks, gone. You don't have to do it at all. So. Has everyone in Texas gotten their vaccine? Nope. Okay. They're actually last on the list. They're last in terms of.

Vaccines have been going out here even, by the way. I know. Which is pretty cool. I know some people that got it now. Oh, man. I mean, once. I've been looking up. How do I sign up to get this vaccine? So you can pull some strings if you know people that got it now. Oh, man. I've been looking up, how do I sign up to get this vaccine? So you can pull some strings if you know people and get it.

But at the same time, I kind of feel, I mean, like, there's obviously someone else that needs it more than us. So it's like. I think it's going to be April when you and I can get them. April, like the general public? Maybe even May. They're going so slow, man. That's like, I mean, I get it's a big operation, but My family's getting vaccinated

in South Carolina. Grandmother got vaccinated. I think parents are getting vaccinated soon. Well, I don't know about my dad and stepmom. At least my mom and Jim are. If I can hit that point where I'm sitting down in that chair and they're putting that needle in and I'm like, I made it this far without getting

COVID, then it's going to feel great. Our kids are kids are gonna go you honestly might not even know who knows you know could you got to take the uh what is it the antibody test yeah antibody i'm getting it soon because i have to uh before i get my uh septum surgery i have to do all that shit they have to make me do like a rapid test and uh and not lame dude. I might sound different in a couple podcast episodes. I'm gonna say the nose swab was not as bad

as I pictured it being. I thought they'd stick it way deeper. I thought like when I pictured it I thought it was like gonna fucking like ruin. Touch my brain. Yeah. But no it was pretty chill. I mean it was uncomfortable but tickled

because he just kept swabbing it around in a circle yeah but it wasn't like anything grand no

I mean I hate things going up my nose but that's why I'm having invasive deep nose surgery in a week oh it's next week

shit dude unless it's that powder then I don't mind something going up my nose. You know what I'm saying? Ajax? What? The Ajax powder? Yeah.

No. No, actually. Cleans out your nose real good. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, that's fine. Cocaine will actually destroy your- I was thinking when you rip open the Clorox dishwasher shit.

How much of that can you snort before you get violently ill? One. I bet you could snort one line of the Clorox dish powder and be okay. No. Yes. No. I will. That's going into your lungs, my dude.

I watched a video of a dude snort three lines of just straight dried ground ghost pepper. And I'm like, you know, that's not just going in your nose. That's going in your lungs. And couldn't, like, that will cause some serious damage. And also couldn't, like, you technically die because your lungs would, you know, you'd have ghost pepper in them and your lungs might have a bad reaction. Yeah. have ghost pepper in them and your lungs might have a bad reaction and yeah because you know your lungs on a daily basis when they're functioning breathing the last thing they're expecting to to enter into them is one of the spiciest substances known to man yeah which is

never made to go in your lungs well that's why like when when when water goes down the wrong pipe you start choking a lot because your your brain's like hey no no get it out get it out get that out of there that's not supposed to be in there. Nope, nope, nope. You're not drowning today, buddy. When I was in elementary school, I swallowed a gummy bear wrong and someone's like, oh, it must have gone down the wrong pipe. And I got freaked out thinking that it just went into my lung and it was just like stuck

in my lung. Lungs are creepy, man. Yeah, but you can live with one. Really? No. Okay, I was like, can you really live with one? No, that's why they need iron lungs. Dude, we should get the iron lung as a prank. You can live with one kidney.

You can live with one arm, one foot, one hand. One ball? You can live with no hands, no arms, no legs, no eyes. What organs can you live without? Like, if I really wanted to just go full on, like, I don't need these things. Get a kidney out. Liver you need, but I know that the liver can completely regenerate itself. Eyeballs?

Don't need them? Don't need eyeballs. Don't need your tongue? Yeah, I mean, mm. No? Yeah, I guess. Eating food would be. You don't need it.

Yeah. But doesn't, that facilitates in swallowing. So when you have a hard time eating and drinking... You don't... As I said, you could get... You're not going to die without it. You could just have an IV, be hooked up to an IV or something. It's not like the system of your body will fail without it.

No. Heart, you don't need that. Yeah. I've heard you can live with a like a good life without like three fourths of your brain actually really? yeah you probably just have like a very limited it's like playing a

DLC dude wait let me look this up real quick that's a lie by the way oh well I actually would have believed that cause you know like the people well it's cause you said heart and I escalated it people get shot in the head and survive still I actually would have believed that. Because, you know, like the people... Well, it's because you said heart and I escalated it. People get shot in the head and survive still. Because it's like, not all your brain is... Organs you can live without.

You can live without one of your lungs. You don't need your spleen, appendix, gallbladder, adenoids... Oh, so you can't live without one lung. Yes, it says you can still live a fairly normal life with one of your lungs, one kidney, lymph nodes, fibula bones from each leg, and six of your ribs. The appendix is the most useless organ, too. And we don't need it anymore. While plant-eating vertebraes still rely on

their appendix to help process plants the organ is not part of the human digestive system so it's just it's just there yeah i guess like i want it out we used to well let's get it get it out of me i don't want this extra shit in me the boys remove their pancreas wait can we do a vlog where we just go in and like do an expensive surgery to remove our pancreas not no reason? Not pancreas. You'd die. Appendix. Appendix. Sorry. No, no, no. I should have just not corrected you and like, yeah, Ryan's getting his pancreas. You're like, dude, this is gonna be such a good vlog. And then appendix. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pancreas will

uh, I don't know what half these organs do, man. I know liver breaks down, it filters things, breaks down toxins. Eyes, sense of smell. Kidneys do that too. Tongue touch. What does your appendix... Oh, we just... What does your pancreas do?

Gives you boners. If you had to legitimately guess what the pancreas does, what would you think it does? It filters some sort of nutrients in the body. don't know what does it do the uh pancreas makes pancreatic juices uh makes enzymes that break down sugar fat and starches hey i was somewhat makes hormones too i mean i my answer was like kind of like, tell me about the tell me about World War Two. It was the Second World War that happened. Correct. Yeah.

I mean, that answer is right. They need to be more specific. That's the thing. Like if on a if on a test in school, if my teacher said, what was the Second World War? And I said that and she said, no, you're right. I'd say, actually, no, bitch. I'm correct. But you know what would always get you?

That one extra sentence. That one worded sentence where it goes, da-da-da. Explain. Yep. Yep. Exactly. But what if I could be like, I could be like, like two is the successor to one on the linear number system.

And like I explained it all out. I'm like war is when, you know, two opposing factions engage usually violently over an objective. A lot of people died. I mean, honestly, you'd explain it. I have dreams. People died on American soil in World War II. Oh, yeah. Pearl Harbor.

Yeah. That's the only time a war has, like, obviously, like, ignoring civil and revolutionary. I guess, like, is America ever going to get invaded? It seems, like, impossible. Like, is China going to get invaded? No. Is Russia going to get invaded? Nah.

I mean, we've been invaded in 2001. A space odyssey 9-11 oh okay yeah actually I guess that is an invasion yeah damn dude I honestly think without getting into politics I just think that America uh

I think our best strategy is we need to invade more countries. We already invade so many. We need to. Well, we need to invade more specifically ones where brown people make up the majority of the population and countries that are already have have an unstable government. But they have a wonderful, just a plentiful amount of resources i mean that you know we just happen to find them while we're there and we use we're trying to help them build democracy we use the natural resources there to help our war efforts because like we didn't know

it was there in the first place we went there and also i mean we're not going to use the oil we find in you know in our in the bases and stuff we set up you know i mean that's the thing it's like you know afghanistan we're just trying to help them form a democracy and one of the one of the drill sergeants stumbled upon some oil and uh he slipped in it's like wait what the hell is this and then you know it's one of the biggest oil reserves in the entire world we didn't well first he got excited because he thought that he would he was going to find some dinosaurs under the earth. And honestly, it's fair.

Finders keepers, losers weepers. Sorry, Afghanistan. How many dinosaurs, how many of the dinosaurs have been dug up? Like, is that the question? Could you and I just happen upon a dinosaur? Yeah. One day? Yeah. Easily?

Like, we're just walking in a forest one day and we just go dig six feet somewhere and we find a dinosaur? Is that possible? It'd probably be way lower than six feet, but yeah. Why way lower than six feet? Just because of the amount of time of build up, especially on a forest floor. That's why dinosaurs

are so deep in the ground. Okay, 12 feet deep. Maybe. I don't know. It's not even that much deeper. But every time you see them digging up a dinosaur. How about a mile deep? I don't. Can you dig a mile deep?

I think you can dig a mile deep. What if we dig to the mantle? I want to take it further. I want to dig to the core. Okay. The boys take the journey to the center of the earth. With Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Dude, when is Miss Frizzle going to have a live action movie

starring Emma Stone as young Miss Frizzle? Well, I didn't know Miss Frizzle was supposed to be so sexy, but. Come on, class. That would do something for me. Boop, boop. Jesus, dude.

We were grooving down on Main Street, living life and feeling good. Deepest hole ever dug is the Cola super Deep Borehole, and it's seven and a half miles below the Earth's surface. Why did they stop drilling that shit? Oh, because the temperature got to almost 400 degrees down there. Was there a problem?

It's crazy that, like, I really— There could be a dinosaur directly underneath us right now. The whole time we've been recording this podcast in the studio, there could be a big-ass dinosaur directly preserved perfectly like 40 feet underneath us. There's probably – what's weird to think about is there's probably a cave beneath us somewhere. If you keep going down, it's probably going to be a cave with some rivers and crystals. How does excavation shit start when it comes to like a paleontologist site a paleontologist site right like do they're just like we're gonna dig here do they find some sort of evidence where it's like oh this i found something i think they dig around until they find something and then when they find something that's when they make it bigger i mean

again so they just pick a random spot and dig i I don't know. This is just me guessing. And people, listeners, you know. Believe it or not, we're not paleontologists. This is just my best guess. I am a paleontologist. That's who I am. That's what I wanted to do. I was so excited. I was like, all I have to do is dig for dinosaurs all day?

It's like being Stanley Elnats, dude. You just dig all day. And you would go to like some of the museums that would have the little like sandboxes set up to where they had the brushes you could like brush away like the fake dinosaur bone, like the sand from the bone. When in real life it's like 115 degrees scorching sun

and you're out there like covered in dirt. And you have to be careful as fuck. You don't want to fuck that up. Dude. You gotta be super careful especially if you're digging up artifacts like if you're discovering like an ancient city or something and like you imagine actually just breaking something and fucking it up and it's like oh i just found it like this like uh like in holes when when uh stanley elnats dug up the pair of lip lipstick kissing kate barlow can't believe he got kissing kate barlow lipstick, man. That's crazy. That was absolutely insane.

And then they found the treasure at the end. And they all became rich. Well, just him in Zero. Man, that's a big spoiler. No. That's the biggest spoiler of the movie. Dude, that came out when we... Okay.

Bleep it out then. Okay. Or replace it with this. Hey, I spoiled Hull uh holes so here's actually here's here's here's what I meant to say when when Stanley Yelnats and Zero

find a big big big pot of gold and then they that's still the ending still the ending okay okay sorry I'll read boop okay And they... It's still the ending. It's still the ending. Okay, okay. Sorry. I'll read... Boop.

Okay. Stanley yelled that and zero. Find a UFO. Okay. Crazy, dude. And a chest of gold next to it. With a bunch of pamphlets that are old and that are worth a lot. Because they're like bail bonds or something.

I'll let that one fly. That one works. If you guys like holes, then we have a video that we want to make soon that you guys will enjoy. But I don't want to tease that. No, that's a big one for me. In my head, I'm like, I want to make a big hole thing out of it. Big hole thing out of it? Stop it.

You know what I meant. Yeah. Well, big hole thing. No, you know what I meant, though. You know what I meant. Yeah. Well, big whole thing. No, you know what I meant though. I know what you meant, but it's a perfect opportunity for a joke. Yeah, but it shows

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um but yeah man you know what i thought of a of a metaphor the other night that i thought was was okay basically the whole time we've been living life up until covid was like we're playing on this like big expansive mmo that's's a paid MMO, but we've had a membership. And then our mom's card got declined last March and it booted us back to like the free-to-play mode. And that's what we're on right now.

We're on the free-to-play mode because we don't get all those extra features like restaurants and going out and stuff. We get them in like little bite-sized. Where it's like you can get one a day. It's like little advertisements where it's like, would you like to enjoy a full restaurant with people crowded inside? Yes, I would love that.

Well, like I ate a meal yesterday in a parking lot because like we can't go inside and eat it. Parking lot meals are the best, man. I love parking lot meals. They were good, but it was a hot day and it was a wonderful meal. But it was chicken katsu on a hot day. Ooh.

Oh, tell me about a – fill me in on your day yesterday. Yesterday I went out with the Tucker brothers and we went around and we went to like this mochi place. I didn't get any. They just ate all of it. But they introduced me to it at least. Mochi? Not mochi, but the place. Oh.

Wait, where was it? Like South LA? Long Beach-ish area. I've been there. We were in Long Beach. It's really cool. I've been there. It's like a little shop.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we went to... It's like all different shapes and colors and shit. Went to a nice little Asian market where I got my favorite candy. Did you go to that kind of like Japanese area near Long Beach? Yeah. Okay. I went there once a year ago. And apparently there's a store in there. It's like

Tokyo Central something, but it's just like Don Kiyoto. Not Don Kiyoti. Whatever it's called. Don Kiyoti, yeah. Kiyoto. There's also in that same area, there's a bowling alley. Oh, Jackson was talking to me. Yeah, it's so cool. I went there.

They took me there on my birthday when I turned 24. And it's like this weird famous restaurant that serves just like chili, like all sorts of kind of ways. It's like a diner, but then there's also a big bowling alley that's part of it. So we went bowling. It was like a little bar too. It was fun. It's a cool area of LA. I forgot what it's called.

It's not San Pedro. I don't remember. It's like real south though near Long Beach. Kind of in that part of LA but it's like very industrial looking. And then we went to cookies. We got some cookies. Nice. Get some milk.

Yeah. Why don't they sell milk there? Get some milk and cookies. I don't know how many people would buy milk with marijuana cookies is like a apparently i didn't know about it it's a hype beastish type weed place it's for the it's for the kids that wear the uh the supreme shirt with the just it's just spending weight like this i can get the same stuff at my like local dispensary for like almost half the price it's crazy i get the travis at my local dispensary for almost half the price. It's crazy.

Can I get the Travis Scott Kush? Not their top shelf signature shit, but they sell pre-rolls and stuff at such a fucking high price. It's not that their weed is necessarily any better. It's just the name. It's the fact that it's a place on Melrose, which is where all the hype-y shit is. It's a place on Melrose, which is where all the hype-y shit is. For a point of reference, Logan Paul's house was a couple blocks away. So that's that kind of area.

And it's just they can charge that much for weed because they know they're going to get a bunch of dumb dudes coming in with their nice shoes and their chains and their snapbacks barely sitting on top of their head and they'll go oh man this is that good shit yeah and pay you know it's actually it's just the profession it's just the professional version of uh someone ripping off like a white kid with weed like where he pays way too much for it's like yo yo such a good deal like you know that classic trope it's just it's literally just like the professional version of that but so uh yeah we just went around and uh got food i guess then ate it out in a parking lot because we're not gonna eat it at the place or around the place you could but you're a pussy yeah i'm a pussy i just gotta eat away from people you know ryan has this thing where every time even before covid we'd go into a restaurant for a nice meal and he'd have to take his food outside around

to the parking lot sit by yourself in the parking lot yeah that's okay though that's okay you know it's just nice i get to think i get to think while i eat look up at the stars sometimes look up at the fucking burning sun directly into the sun because we've caught you doing that a few times and i'm serious that's not good for your eyes and you and you and like you have the tears streaming down your face because it hurts just like the sun's so cool it's a cool thing i'm like that's a big that's a big thing up in the that's a big huge like we can't comprehend how big it is really

how big? can you picture it? can you picture standing in front of the sun? it's big it's really big I bet the sun is fucking crazy dude it's literally just a massive it's a bunch of nuclear explosions just happening.

When we get that solar flare that's going to knock out all our satellites and stuff. See, the scary thing is like, there's no warning for that. Well, maybe like a day or three days, but it's like that type of thing could just happen. It's like right now we're worried about COVID and then next week, no electronics work, you know? And how the fuck would we be able to do our part? That would suck actually because if that happened, everyone's bank account would. Might have to go into mine. Might have to take all my money out and put it under my mattress.

Dude, that's a good idea. I keep my money in my mattress. I keep my money in my mattress. I keep my money in my ice trays. All my coins. It's just my freezers filled with stacks of ice trays. Rows of freezers of just ice trays. And each one has just like a little stack of pennies in it. These are where the pennies are?

When we lived together, I remember you having to roll money and shit. Yeah, I remember that too. My dad and I would just sit around rolling up all our money. The little brown paper rolls that you'd put the – that was satisfying, having like a roll of pennies or a roll of dimes. You're like, oh, it's this much. It's so heavy. I remember I was – I would collect coins like in a jar over a couple months. Like every day at the end of the day, I'd just drop some coins into it or every time i saw a coin on the street when i'd roll them into a little roll be like yes one dollar

and then they introduced the coin star which as a kid i was like dude you just dump all your coins in and it counts it for a fee for a fee of course but coin star was badass it's cool just to dump all your fun like you you just save up a bunch of coins and just see how much you could – like how much money it was. I think one time it was like 30-something bucks. And as a kid, I was like, dude. And I like bought a toy or something. This is – This is crazy.

My friend growing up, his dad had buckets like tubs of coins. And he's like, you know, why don't you boys take those down to the coin store for me? And we were so excited and we took them down. It was 900 bucks. Good Lord. But the cool thing was it will filter out anything that's not a regular U.S. coin. So all of a sudden you see like foreign coins and like little like things rolling down there. And I'd be like, whoa, European coins.

Sometimes you just have to put the coins back in because it is a quarter or a nickel or something. Yeah. Coin star is a. And you have to kind of like move it around and grade it into the Coinstar a little bit. That shit was so cool, man. They still have those, right? Mm-hmm.

I think so. Remember the first one I ever went to was at a... They only had it at a Bilo that's now out of business. Well, it's just because like so many... So much money has been just converted into like electronic money where cash used to be used more. I wonder if... We should buy a Coinstar machine for the office.

That'd be sick, right? You just come in and start playing with it and dumping coins. There's gonna be like a fee to have that here. You don't just buy a Coinstar machine. You steal a Coinstar machine? You're essentially like renting it out from the company and you're getting a cut.

I love the idea of, you know how people will like rob a place just to steal the ATM to get the money out? Yeah. I like doing that, but just taking the Coinstar and just getting just so you can just all the coins. Yeah, I got $400 in nickels. That's fucking heavy. That would be a Coinstar machine. Like trying to get away with like a Coinstar machine and then trying to go to the bank with those bags. Like, I got all these nickels.

Dude, I don't... How come we made bullets spherical and not disc-like? I guess they just travel better. You get... Aerodynamics? Like the wind really working with it. Because I think of a disc... Well, sorry, they were spheres and now they're more of like a, I don't know, what would you call it?

Just bullet shaped. It's its own shape. Yeah. If it's a disc, I think it's flying and the wind comes, it could do this, you know, start going upwards. The wind would go underneath it or on top of it. But how it is now, it's just, it cuts through. I just remember there was this fun weapon to use in Destroy All Humans 2 that they introduced. It was just like this gun that shot out purple discs.

And if the disc like attached to someone, it would just send them flying off. We should get guns. Okay. I mean, we already have a few. We got one each under our office chairs. Well, those are property of Super Mega Incorporated those guns

some of them my favorite is the one that we had to fake that whole form about because it's not legal in the United States but we were able the blunderbuss?

yeah we were able to write it off as if it was an AR-15 you can stick garbage in that shit and it'll fucking tear you apart

Jesus Christ man that thing remember when Jackson shot the garage door with it and we had to get the entire thing yeah it just it's splintered man and we would tell the landlord that uh we just showed up one day and it was like that but god dude if you ever sees the hole in the back of the garage very powerful i think you can thank the chinese for that they make some good weapons, man. Yeah. Gunpowder.

Yeah. What? I bet China's got some super weapons we don't know about that would just really tickle my jimmies. Like the Fart Blaster 9000. But it's actually like a really horrible nuclear warhead that like disintegrates like all the like liquids in the environment. So like you're just like left like this empty fucking shell. It's just called the. They call it that. it they could call it just fartiplier 9000 China

has developed a new super weapon called fartiplier 9001 over 9000 okay that's perfect I'd be terrified of China if they do you know that we have weapons and shit that like just couldn't even comprehend

that yeah could kill everyone yeah yeah definitely and when I say we I mean specifically me and the Tucker brothers at our house yeah we have weapons you're like your own little North Korea there was a cult called the

Christians Catholic I don't remember what it was called Shin called the Christians. Catholics. I don't remember what it was called. Shin on Shin Omrio or something. It was about to say something else, but then it would just be, then it would seem weird.

Yeah, I know. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. But I don't mean it like that. I wouldn't have meant it like that in that context. I know you would never do Scientology. There's this cult.

That's a good one too. Shin Omrio. Do you think the audience knows what I was talking about do you think they're smart enough that's a joke it's a very obvious joke I was just keeping it going I'm in a hole

they're gonna be mad at me regardless dig it on dig it then Ryan we're not as mean as you claimed for us to be you fucking fat piece of shit. Thanks, guys. They're sweethearts. They are.

They are. Except for- They've been so sweet with our live action stuff we've been releasing. They've been awesome. And like all the art that I've been seeing on Twitter and Tumblr and Instagram, whatever. You guys are fucking incredible. But I remember Aum, like A-U-M, Shin, Rio or some shit. It was a cult in Japan in the olden times, like 80s or 70s or 90s.

Is it the one with the gas shit? Yeah, they did the sarin gas attack. But they had that leader, but basically they bought this huge property of land in Western Australia. It's always a huge fucking plot of land with these cults. You need it, man. Well, they ran out of Tokyo,

but they bought a huge plot of land in Western Australia. Cause it was so isolated. And on record, there is this one night, uh, where this massive light lit up the sky and then like an earthquake shook everything. And,

uh, are they still chilling? Are they all gone? I mean, there's still members. Of course, the guy's in jail i think he got killed but uh there's you know a lot of speculation that they had built a

nuclear bomb because they they had like nuclear scientists and shit with them so they think that they might have uh they had been like uh obtaining like the equipment for nuclear devices because they were so powerful and a lot of people think that they were the first like non-government group to actually successfully detonate a nuclear bomb which if they had used would be you know catastrophic. Is that scary or is it just fair? What do you think?

Well I mean I don't think anyone should have nuclear weapons but we live in a world where most or all world powers do right? The big ones, yeah. And a lot of places where world powers probably do as well.

Definitely do. It's called the Bonjouan Blast because it was in the same property they tested the sarin gas stuff before they did it in 1993. Yeah, it's really interesting. The Bonjawan Bang, that's what it's called. I like that. The Barjawan Bang? Barjawan? Bonjawan. Bonjawan.

Bonjawan. Bonjawan Bang. How Australian is that name? Bonjawan? I love, why do we both say that? Captain Phillips. Bon Joon. We've been boarded by four Australians. I love we both said it like Captain Phillips.

I'm the captain. Can I do that? I don't know where the line is. It's a meme. Today. I don't know where the line is. I really don't. It's like weird.

I was about to say you were spazzing out earlier and I was like that's not is it I don't know I don't fucking know people are always going to get mad about something I think what it's important is your intentions behind it you're not trying to make you're not trying to belittle a race but then there's the argument where it doesn't matter about the intentions what matters is the effect

that it has. And, you know. Yeah. You can be walking and whistling and minding your own business and your intent is to have a good day and a wonderful walk. But you're walking on a railroad with headphones and shit can happen. Yeah, man. Shit does happen on those railroads. All the time people will fucking die to that shit.

Real talk, though. Just because they're not paying attention. Leaving the symbolism. But, like, yeah, because they're not paying attention. Because they're jogging on a railroad with headphones on. That's just, like... It's a good path to follow. It is.

Well, jog next to it. I saw a video of a deaf woman uh walking in front of a train because she couldn't hear it or maybe she was blind or both but she got hit by that she lived she was fine yeah but you know it's dangerous man trains are very dangerous you you're cooking something your intention is to make something delicious but you end up cutting off a finger it could happen yeah yeah all right that makes sense but i think uh ultimately your words have power they do especially you know when you're an influencer like like ourselves words have such such weight i just want to i don't want to be fucking i'm influenced i don't want to entertain

her i want to i want to entertain yeah exactly exactly so everything we say like yeah don't don't let it influence you. Just let it entertain you. Yeah. You know? We're not people that you should take solid life advice from. No. Or solid ideals from. Or aspire to be.

You can aspire to be lucky like us, but I wouldn't aspire to be. We'll bitch about politics and stuff, but that doesn't mean you should take on our political views necessarily. It just means, you know, we have a podcast. We have freedom of speech. We get get fired up we'll talk about shit uh and my favorite thing is the people that get really mad when we talk about politics there should be no pedestal for us to sit on yeah the people that get really mad when we talk about politics it's always because they disagree and they get really mad at us but they're the same people that are like so pro free speech and it's like if you don't like it then that that's fine. It's your opinion.

You're right. It is my opinion. And I'm using free speech. I'm voicing that. You got a problem, ninny? Dude, come on, man. Don't call me that. Sorry.

Let's start an entire political show. The Young Dierks. Can we just call it Ryan Marr? Come on. Yeah, dude. And then you can be Matt Colbert. Yeah, dude. I saw a video of Stephen Colbert

walking through the airport in a paparazzi. He was like, fuck off. Really? He was mad. He was saying some shit like Shut the fuck up. Something like that. That's Kanye. I love those paparazzi videos where the celebrity's losing to paparazzi. He was saying some shit like, uh... Shut the fuck up. Something like that. He was telling them to...

That's Kanye. I love those paparazzi videos where, like, the celebrities lose to the paparazzis. And I don't blame them, dude. I like the celebrities that just stop and stare for a little bit. They go, really, man? Really? Go. They're just, like, trying to just...

Listen, man, I'm trying to fucking walk my dog. My house is right fucking there, and you're on my front lawn practice. Can you just leave me alone? I feel bad for, like, paparazzi is a very low scummy job. It's still a job, unfortunately, right? People got to make a living. Yeah. And a killing off it ever since Bill Clinton was still in office.

It's just such a scummy, low respect job when you could do other things. It's like you don't accidentally fall into paparazzi because you have nothing else to do. I feel like some people do right? Because it's like it's kind of an easier job. It's more of like you can look at it as freelancing. You gotta you know it's on your time. You're just invading people's privacy and trying to get them riled up to get them to do something so

you can sue them. Oh of course. Of course. It's a shitty job. It's a shitty job. But at the same time our culture fuels it at least our celebrity culture our

just everything like that I feel like it I would not recommend going to be a paparazzi because it's not a very respected profession and you're kind of a piece of shit. Well, that doesn't pay the rent, Matthew. Sorry. Yeah, but you cannot. There's a million other jobs you can do to pay the rent. You can't just go get

a job. What do you mean? No, there's a million other jobs, though, that you could take up and pursue. There are other jobs, yes, that you could pursue. I mean, you could be a drug dealer, too, and make, because you don't have a job, but it's like people do it for money, you know. Well, drug dealing is its own separate fucking thing, too, because that actually has like a fucking what i'm saying

is shitty people and it's a shitty job they're assholes there's no they are well the your job is to be an asshole just like a car dealership like is to fucking rip you off and probably be an asshole like they just try to rile them up to get sued and, you know, invade privacy. Oh, yeah. So, they kind of suck balls. Let's probably leave that. Paparazzi suck. They suck upon balls.

Because I always got them outside my house, and they're always outside mine. Of course. That's why you're so pent up, because... They're outside your house, too, all the time. Because you keep calling them, and they never show up to your front door. No, it's...

The problem is, Ryan, that they're always coming to my house thinking it's yours and it's just really frustrating they just want to see lego they're all they're all there for lego that's all they want we just want to see the boy dude we want to boop the snoot dude would you let him boop the snoot? You know what would be great? Imagine a cultural shift where people didn't care about celebrities as much and the paparazzi had to go bother like policemen. That's Officer Randy. Doing your job right? It's like,

shut the fuck up. They just bother regular people. It's a raid. Stop. Where are you going? You're looking good. No, Officer Randy, you look great in that uniform. Who are you going? You're looking good No officer Randy You look great in that uniform Who are you wearing? So what's So you're going through a divorce?

Yes Just shut the fuck up Listen I'm on a raid right now I am literally Dead laser focused If we don't get this guy A lot of more people Are gonna die

Please Please Oh god Like they follow Regular people At the grocery store Isn't that a prank? Like paparazzi Like coming out We should get a team of people And run up to like Like they follow regular people at the grocery store. Isn't that a prank?

Like paparazzi like coming out. We should get a team of people and run up to like a woman at the grocery store. There's got to be something on YouTube. I feel like I've seen that where they just like fake paparazzi. Eric Andre did a similar one where it's like the news coming up to someone to like interview them. Like, what do you have to say? What do you have to say? I love paparazzi chasing someone though that's not famous. I saw them once in Beverly Hill.

The one Beverly Hill. Not Beverly Hills uh where they were uh i was in beverly hills and then i see these these these little men very little running across the street and cars were honking they were holding up traffic and they're running as fast they could uh and then putting their camera up against a window that someone was in and taking pictures and stuff and then camping out front. It's because they thought that we were going in there. Yeah. Which is why they were doing that. They were wrong, though, because we were wearing our disguises. I was wearing my wig.

My blonde wig. Don't give out the disguises. Sorry. People will know. Sorry. I have to switch wigs now. Yeah, you do. I'll probably get a red one.

I've always wanted... Fuck! I know, I know. I mean, I'm not wearing a wig anymore. I do the... We just switch appearances. wearing a wig anymore. I do the, uh... We just switch appearances. We just trade clothes. That's our disguise. You wear my clothes and I wear yours.

I remember Mark was like, the perfect disguise. A hat and sunglasses. And it kind of is. Although he did get recognized still a lot with his hat and sunglasses on. I like that, like, you spend years training in the CIA and, like, just that's what they tell you. It's like, finally you can learn the perfect disguise disguise so many just kind of cookie cutter espionage films the disguise when they meet out in public like every marvel movie where it's like

hey meet me here like captain america will meet the falcon or whoever the fuck and they'll be wearing like a baseball cap and aviators. And that's always the fucking disguise. It is. And every time I see someone in a baseball cap and aviators, I do think to myself, I'm like, who is that? I know. I'm like, are they trying to, what are they doing? That or it's an undercover cop that's going to try to sell me marijuana.

Hey man, I heard you got, you want to smoke some, you want to smoke pot? Yeah, if you let me bust in your mouth first. He, hold on one second. I almost got this bust, but there's another type of bust that I have to go through first. He's the undercover cop that always gets cum on his face. In his mouth, hopefully. In his mouth, yeah. Oh, man.

But he busts the biggest criminals, but he always gets cum in his mouth. Do you think that's ever happened? Oh, man. But he busts the biggest criminals, but he always gets cum in his mouth. Do you think that's ever happened? It's like a sex sting where it's like after a cop gives a criminal a blowjob, he goes, Pfft. Psyche, you're under arrest. He wipes it out of his eyelashes.

And I got one more surprise for you. Get on the ground. He pulls out his badge. A badge and like a little gun, like a tiny gun he hit in his ass or something. God, you still rock hard. And so is my pistol. Get on the ground, freak. There's a South Park episode where about our ads.

There's a South Park episode where the guy goes on. The police officer goes undercover like as a prostitute to arrest men for prostitution but he blows them first and then arrest them. Oh yeah.

Yeah that's okay. I was like that sounds familiar. He goes through with it and then arrests them. I remember that episode though. All the episodes with that cop are so funny.

Like the Michael Jackson one where they find out that like a rich black man moved into South Park. But then they see it's Michael Jackson and he's just like he's like vomiting he's like jesus christ he's white i almost it's like what did he say i almost ruined a white man yeah i always ruined a white man's life innocent white man's life such a good show man i watched some recently and it uh i watched one where they with bill gates and the way they portrayed bill gates

just made like the way they drew him and made him walk around did you see how they did Jeff Bezos where they gave him the big brain with the veins and he talks telepathically like a Teletubby Teletubbically Teletubbies

dude it's on my bucket list to fuck one of the Teletubbies you can man honestly I'm sure there's a million people out there that would line up in a fucking Teletubby outfit no one of the original Teletubby actors oh one of the actors yeah let's see who are they I'll choose

they gotta be old by now I'm just gonna look I mean it's probably went through several people right Teletubby original Teletubby why did Teletubbies get banned wait there's an... Original Teletubby. Why did Teletubbies get banned? Wait, there's an episode of Teletubbies that was banned from TV because it freaked children out so much. The episode in question featured a lion and a bear.

I'm actually scared now. I really hope these are adults that voiced the Teletubbies. It's from 97, yeah. Who voiced Teletubbies? Here we go. Tinky Winky played by Dave Thompson. How about Poo Fan Lee?

Poo? Poo Fan Lee? Hey, Dave Thompson, man. He's a comedian. Simon Shelton did Tinky Winky. Hmm. John Simmet played Dipsy. Ooh, I could get into some Dipsy. Yeah? And then Nikki Smedley

did La La yeah now I'm looking at her Wikipedia page dude I'm thinking I might have to go with either Dave Thompson John Simmet or Simon Shelton Nikki Smedley kind of bad though

she is pretty bad especially in that outfit I'm looking at this right now man Nikki Smedley kind of bad though She is pretty bad Especially in that outfit I'm looking at this right now man Oh she had an involvement In choreographing that show Booba Which scared the shit out of me when I watched it I couldn't watch Booba dude

They just jump up and down and fart Did they fart? Yeah they just jump When they jump that's literally what the show is I just remember like They just creep me out Did they fart? Yeah, they just jump. When they jump. That's literally what the show is. I just remembered, like, they just creep me out. Okay, how come... I was trying to look at the little baby boobas. Who's this booba?

What's this? That's not the same thing. That's not... I know that's not the same thing. Listen to the cast from Booba. Ready? There's... This is excluding the actual boobas themselves.

Grandmama. Grandpapa. Mrs. Ladymama. Grandpapa. Mrs. Lady. Mr. Man. Brother. Auntie and little dog Fido. The hell wait. Oh, there's also sister.

A Thai girl with hip length black hair and a long ponytail. She wears a bright red t-shirt, bright blue capris, and white trainers with pink laces. I'm seeing like who... Damn, dude, I would... Dude, that shit's so... It would come on and I would turn the TV off right away. It's so creepy. It's creepy as fuck. And like this, like...

I'm like, what the fuck? And they looked scary too, man. Maybe if they were cute, I wouldn't have minded it, but... This is like a crazy ambient experimentation project. I feel like I'm losing my mind listening to that. For those who don't know what it is, look up Booba. B-O-O-H-B-A-H. And see what we're talking about. It's fucking terrifying.

I don't know what it is, look up Booba, B-O-O-H-B-A-H, and see what we're talking about. It's fucking terrifying. Oh, there's some African kids dancing to it. Yeah, they actually, uh, they brought the- No, no, they're in Africa. Yeah, no, they brought the Boobas to Africa. Yeah. Uh, which was crazy. Well, no, what I mean, like, in the song, the Booba goes all around the world.

God, dude, that shit scared the fuck out of me. Boobah, like, uh... Boobahs went to Germany, dude? Do you remember, uh, fucking... I never watched it, but the Backyardigans? Yeah, I didn't watch it either. I only watched it when it was on at daycare, and I kind of had to. Like, because it was always, like, just...

You could just hear it. Sucked, though. And I kind of had to like, cause it was always like, just, you could just hear it. Sucked though. How is this like for kids? This is. No, I was just watching it. The same video. Yeah.

It's just like, it's very scary. The video is called boobah fart dance acid trip. Boobah wiggle your bum. Booba original intro. Here, wait. This is called Booba Fart Funny and it's a kid filming his TV. Here we go. I hate this shit. I don't want to watch it anymore. That's like a, I feel like that's what a

like one of the first rings of hell would be. No, like one of the deeper rings of hell would be. You just end up in that booba void and they're just like doing that doing that shit, and it's all kind of, like, all over the place and frantic. Did you ever watch this show? K.O.! B.

K.O.! B. K.O.! B. K.O.? Hold up. We are the Martians. But, uh, do more.

No, I didn't. We are the Martians. I loved whenever this came out. I just loved Aliens as a kid. Aliens was so sick, man. We gotta go back to Area 51. We wanna conquer Earth. I just wanna feel my gut.

The Martians, the but, ugly Martians. Someone could flip that into a pretty sick beat. So good. Yeah, I didn't watch that. But, uh. That, you know. Well, that didn't watch that but uh that you know well that didn't last long

unfortunately I uh shit oh by the way before I forget this is gonna seem random and the person who drew it's probably not even

gonna know but I fucking loved who draw who like essentially just drew my aesthetic

on a on a Sergeant Frog character. I have so much nostalgia for Sergeant Frog, dude. Really? It was my first manga. Did you read the manga? Yeah. It's my first and only manga I ever read. Didn't you read Brotherhood?

I watched Brotherhood. I was reading Brotherhood. Yeah, I thought I saw the book when we lived together in your room. But Sergeant Frog, I always wanted to watch because I saw it athood. Yeah, I remember. I thought I saw the book when we lived together in your room. But Sergeant Frog, I always wanted to watch because I saw it at Barnes & Noble, like the manga.

I was like, I want to read that, but it's for big kids. Yeah, when the show came out, I was like, but I liked the books. The mommy took showers and so did the sister.

I think the mom took most of the showers, though. You see the mom's tits? No, there's bubbles over them I remember I don't know what I was thinking as a kid Like I was like maybe by accident She'll show a little more But it's like it's all so intentional

No she accidentally She has a mind of her own she accidentally wipes the bubbles She's gonna turn a little too much in the shower And I'm gonna see something You're just praying All that was missing was the nipples really I like the nipples, really. The nipple is the sexual part of the breast.

Why, though? Which is funny. Because kind of like the whole breast is sexual, right? I mean, you get turned on when you see like under boob or some boob. But like why is it the nipple that's the big thing? I guess because that's the... What? Like sucking on some nipples? I still don't understand why bo why boobies are maybe it's

because we're all we're all fucking like it's it's it's like a makes us comfortable remember sucking on some titty when we were young we're like damn when i was a baby more titty i was sucking on titties now i'm a grown man still sucking on titties i don't remember that it's a it's a rap song that says that. No. I'm trying to remember. It might be from Ryan McGogles. It might be from Pharrell's new album. Yeah? Pharrell in his big hat?

I love when he wore that big hat. Me too. I used to bring that back. I miss B.O.B. Pharrell seems like a douche. I'm sorry. He does. I'm sorry.

I know. I know. Don't dig into the man like that. He's a big fan. He's gonna listen to this. Beautiful girls all over the world. Pharrell the type of dude that like kicks someone's dog if it barks at him. Hey!

Watch your dog man. I think he would just take his big hat and put it over the dog and trap the dog underneath. And then stomp on it so he doesn't get his boots dirty. And it flattens down, but then when he picks the hat back up, the dog is like a flat piece of paper. And it has to walk. And he puts the hat back on and he's

like, yeah, y'all better not let your dogs bark at me. God, man. God, man? When's David Dobrik going to suck our cocks? He's actually on the way over right now. Oh, shit. We should probably end the podcast then.

Oh, no, he's actually here right now. Oh, yeah. We got to. David is here to fillate upon us. So we'll catch you guys later and we'll review how David did in the next episode. Thanks, guys. Bye. Bye.

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