supermegashow - EP 237 - Four Men Talk (ft. CrankGameplays & ModestCube)

Episode Date: March 24, 2021

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Huh? I had to get my voice prepared. Get my voice ready. Yeah. I gotta make sure my voice sounds good for the podcast. All right, a little podcast. You guys want to talk about a podcast? Did you say we want to talk about cum? You want to talk about some cum?

When are you going to take your podcast? I got cum stories. Is that what you actually said or did I mishear that? No, he said that. I heard it. You definitely said cum. Yeah, what's wrong with cum? Well, we were going to talk about cum.

Yeah, we were just in the kitchen eating pasta and we were talking about cum. And we said, wait, save it for the podcast. But I'm sure people want to know, who are these to talk about cum. Yeah, we were just in the kitchen eating pasta and we were talking about cum. And we said, wait, save it for the podcast. But I'm sure people want to know, who are these men talking about cum? Well, let me tell you. It's Ryan Elias McGee. Is that your middle name? Yeah. Yes.

Elias? How do you pronounce it? It doesn't matter. I always said Elias. Does it? Not? I mean, it does. How would you pronounce it?

Just Elias. Which rhymes with smelly ass. Just like. Oh, dude. Good one, man. Or Elias works, too. I kind of like Elias. It sounds very prestigious.

It does. It sounds very nice. Elias. You know, they said I accidentally left my driver's license in the test taking room at the DMV yesterday. This guy came out and was like, Ryan Elias McGee. I was like, that's powerful.

I felt like a prince. I need to go and renew my license. It's like, it's like, it's like Elias or Elias. I know. Like, it's like. Wait, what's your middle name, Matt? I don't think I've ever publicly said my name. Hobbs.

Do you not want to say it? You don't have to say it. It's Hobbs. It's Hobbs. Do you not want to say it? You don't have to say it. It's Hobbs. It's Hobbs. Don't do that, man. Don't dox it. Sorry.

I wanted to go as long as I can. It's Hobbs, yeah. Well, you can bleep all of these. Yeah, you can just take that out, man. Yo, Ethan, thanks for letting me borrow your socks, man. Welcome, dude. What are those? It looks like it's like some aviators with a mustache.

Yeah. You know? It looks like it's like some aviators with a mustache. Yeah. You know? It's very patriotic. My socks were all muddied because Trevor last night was intoxicated and was very, I was, I haven't actually said who's on the podcast. Oh yeah. I only introduced the two of you. I threw it up and then I just. You got a little brief intro.

A little brief one mr ethan nester we got sidetracked because it was like how do you pronounce your middle name oh okay and when there's an opportunity to talk about myself i will not let that slide when you threw it to them for some reason he introduced you yes yeah which i mean there's no need to because it's your podcast. But anyways, introduce yourself this time. Thank you for so much having me on. Welcome, Stitch. Thank you. Nice, man.

Don't tell anyone who you are. But we also have a... Just we never, we never... We never say. That's going to be hard to beat last week's guest yeah that was a big I thought you said

you listened to every episode oh Michael Jackson well that came out today and I haven't listened to it yet why not because I've I've been hanging out with

Trevor it's me I'm Modest Q Modest Q that's me I'm from Epic SMP the

yep Modest Q from Epic SMP fucking Minecraft man modest q that's me i'm the hottest from epic smp the yep the modest legacy dude fucking minecraft man how old are you i just turned 24 you threw my birthday yesterday you're 24 years young 23 it's beautiful how old are you i'm 33 that's not right that's not that's not i'll do actually like 25 at 26 27 in june dude i. Dude, nice. I share a birthday with Trump. I just, I wear that proud. That's awesome. That's great, man.

Isn't that cool? I see the smile on your face. It looks like a lot of admiration. Yeah, no. I love that guy. I share a birthday with Drake. And with Drake the rapper. Got it.

And PewDiePie really do you share a birthday with uh I don't know dude March 18th like no one fucking I look it up no one's like born on that day man March 18th is like a forgettable day good old famous birthdays March 18th birthdays

if I was born a day earlier it could have been like St. Patrick's Day and I could have just been like a full time drunk my dad was supposed to be born on St. Patrick's day his birthday is the 15th and his name is going to be patrick queen latifah oh man that's so great um dane cook oh no funniest man alive and adam levine oh that's not that's not too that's not too shabby that's a good lineup you know dane cook special where he's like i don You know Dane Cook's special where he's like I don't know what it's called but where he's like in the middle of that Stadium

I listened to that the other day because I was like I remember it being really funny and it doesn't Hold up well What? That shocks me It didn't hold up? He specifically I think marketed himself Towards like the kind of like Fratty dude audience.

Yeah. I mean, he's a good storyteller, but it's not funny. He's other people's cup of tea. And you share a birthday with him, Trevor. Yeah, maybe some of his talent rubbed off on me. I share a birthday. I only know two people I share a birthday with. One is Nick Crompton from

Team 10. And the other one is Trayvon Martin. So those are the two people I know that I share my birthday with. So I don't know anyone else, but... Cool. Yeah, that's nice, man.

When's your birthday? February 5th. That's cool. It's great,'s that's nice man when's your birthday february 5th you know that's cool that's great man it's fantastic right it's a good day my mom wanted to correct you and say that i moved here february 6th and not the 5th you always told me it was the 5th i thought it was the 5th i thought it was too and i saw the picture but you know she would know better than she knows my life better than anybody else your mom knows your life better than you and she shares more of my life than than i even do yeah she does she actually does she shares more of your life than you do yeah so i wish you would do that to me man i've been sending her emails with all of these pictures and information about myself and i'm hoping that she will share that on her facebook or her twitter or whatever does she not respond

why she just doesn't care if care unless it's about her son. I mean, if either of you want to jump in and try to get on the train. She's very supportive of my other friends who aren't Matt. Well, that's good. I love you. She's very supportive of half of Super Megas. That's awesome. Your mom seems great.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'd love to get to know her. Does she listen to the podcast? She does. Still? Every Super Mega cast and super mini cast she's is she a patriot she is she is a patron that's crazy i know hi ryan's mom yeah

crazy you can actually talk directly to her yeah she can't say anything back yeah no she can't no so keep that in mind i will right mom please give me a call that is my actual phone number please bleep that out i won't all right cool don't yeah i gotta teach you a lesson that's right yeah the world doesn't play britches all right boy sometimes you need to you need to learn all right man sometimes you might you might say this or that and be like oh but i know my friends will bleep it out. No. Sorry, man. You just messed up. You know, this is going to be a valuable lesson for me. You're welcome. Thank you.

I feel. Thank you for doxing me. Have you been doxed before? You guys been doxed before? Yeah, I have. We both have. Yeah. It sucks, doesn't it?

It's great. Well, it sucks because you find out how they do it and it's the most creepy shit ever. Isn't it? They'll like see a video, see a a business like advertisement like a building for rent where it's like this call this number for rent so they look up that number in the company they see where that could be posted and then they match it up with like the the street height okay they look like they're on the third floor because they're the third and it's just like they got our exact apartment down to the number yeah that's just by a shot out of our window.

And to be fair, we did make a joke where we were like, find our address. We dare you. And then they did a lot. A lot of people did. Did they show up? No, no, never. Because there's good security. Well, there's quote unquote good security.

But it's just like you need a you needed a fob. So it's like, you know, if you just have to try to. I mean, we would have to do it because sometimes we forget the fob. if you just have to try to i mean we would have to do it because sometimes we'd forget the fob so we just have to sneak in the elevator sometimes but it would take some effort like when i in my old apartment the one i lived in after that i remember sometimes like i'd forget my fob and i'd be trying to like i try to get in and so i'm like no no no no no i'm like no i live here i just forgot my father's like well that's too bad shut the door I'm like fuck you dude you've definitely seen me before that's like

when we were in Melbourne Chad was trying to get into Melbourne Melbourne Chad was trying to get into the Airbnb we were in which was like in a apartment building

so you needed a fob and this guy's coming in and Chad's like hold the door for me and he goes I don't think I will and shuts it. That's so good.

I love that. But to be fair, if I was a random dude and I saw Chad trying to come in, I'd be like, yeah, I don't think I will either. He was more retreating than anything. Yeah. God, I hated riding in Ubers with him. He would just be like,

I'm Markiplier. Yeah, every time he got in an Uber, he would pretend to be Markiplier and just say a bunch of, well, he would just get in and like,

you're a peasant. He would do all these different like voices in an Uber and ask the Uber driver all these things and Ryan and I would just be in the backseat

and he'd be up front and he's like, oh, you want to check off, bro? And it'd be like this like 70 year old like saudi arabian man that's so uncomfortable yeah no every time i got in he immediately was like all right how can i make everyone feel uncomfortable that's the kind of shit that i hate like i i i hate doing things in public and like feeling uncomfortable like that is awful. I get that but I like to fight through it

if it's for like a video. Yeah, you're good at it. You're really good at it. Thanks man. You too. Nice guys. Friendship. Oh, they just touched feet and hand. My foot, his hand. I had a soccer on mine. Which is kind of rare for you, right? You're usually a barefooted man. I noticed that

today. I was like, oh, Ryan's wearing shoes. I decided to wear my, like, I got some new shoes today because I wanted to go out on hikes maybe soon. And so I bought some trail sneakers. I like them. Some trail shoes. Some slick black ones. Some nice Adidas trail sneakers.

That's good, man. Adidas. Adidas is the rest of the world. Adidas. I put my feet up here. I like your shoes, Trevor. Trevor, your feet are fucking massive. No, I got, hold on. Look at this, dude. I got size 13, man. Trevor, your feet are fucking massive. No, I got... Hold on. Look at this, dude.

I got size 13, man. They're big. Look at this. Look at those babies. That's a big ass foot. Do you have a men's foot wiki page yet? No, I don't. Somebody make a wiki. Do you have videos with your bare feet in them?

I think there's a couple. I know there's one video... Hold that foot up real quick. Smile for me. Do you have videos with your bare feet in them? I think there's a couple. I know there's one video. Hold that foot up real quick. Smile for me. Okay, I want you guys to go make Trevor's wiki feet right now. And I'm going to supply this picture to the internet. I have to remember to put this one in. I forgot the last picture I was supposed to put in.

Dude, you might as well commit a war crime. Do you plug in stuff into the podcast? We put pictures and stuff sometimes I really want you to put just a short clip of me making you pray from last night and you just Put the audio in at least

If you send me the video, I can put it in right here Take a foot Yeah, I'll take it Alright, I'll pray I'll pray, man Yeah, I'll take it. Yeah. All right. I'll pray. Ow! Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'll pray, man.

Yeah, pray, man. All right, I'll pray. It's looking good. Yeah, man. Just get your hands deeper. Yeah. Yeah. I'm praying.

I'm praying. Yeah, it's good, man. I'm praying to God. It's good, man. It's good, man. You're fucking feeling great. Okay, what do you think? What do you think of the fucking dirt man What do you think

I think that it's part of God's creation Okay Yeah what else do you think huh I don't really want to I have to lay in bed tonight Okay man okay That makes total sense man Yeah well Dude that was a sinner to me.

Dude, that was a... Okay, yeah, Trevor was his birthday last night, and he got very intoxicated. And we'd all been drinking, but, you know, Trevor was, I would say, like, cold ones level me. Okay. At that point, I blacked out. And I got locked outside with him

because Jacob from Off Cam, he wouldn't let us in. Trevor was stumbling around. And I was like, yeah, Ethan fell asleep. And Trevor's stumbling around. And I'm like, hey, man, it's like, hey, let's sit down. And you're like falling. You picked up Ethan's little table and you threw it in his backyard and broke it. What?

And then I was like, hey, it's all right, man. Let's just have a seat. And you grabbed my phone out of my hand. And you were filming with the light on. And you were like, get down. Start praying. It's like an episode of Cops. Wait, hold on.

Did I start the recording? I was already recording. Oh, OK. So that's the thing. When there's a camera on me, I just go into camera mode. I'm like, now it's time to do a bit or something. No, I realized that because when I turned it off in the kitchen 10 minutes later, you were like, oh. I was like, oh, thank God.

And to be honest, i was still kind of scared after i turned it off too i was like trying to test the water like yeah man yeah but you made me get on my knees and start praying and i like slapped your hands slap my ass and and you were slapping my hands and i'm i'm like doing this and you grabbed my hand squeezed as hard as you could and i'm gonna be honest like he was going so crazy i was like i don't really know trevor that well yet like what what if yeah this is the first time that you guys have ever met either about that i was like he's probably thinks i'm fucking crazy well dude i was just scared that maybe you'd like like the the intoxication had brought out like some mental illness or something i was like i was like oh no

and i was actually i'm not gonna lie dude you couldn't hear my voice in the something i was like oh no and i was actually i'm not gonna lie dude you couldn't hear my voice in the video i was like yeah all right man yeah and then i get back up prisoner i get back up and i'm knocking on the door and fucking jacob won't let me and he's just standing there with his sunglasses like oh oh it's locked i'm like yeah and uh for six and a half minutes he wouldn't open it yeah and i really? did you have like a stopwatch or something? no the video I was actually scared of Trevor and I was like dude can you please just let us inside

please and you know it's like when the lockout prank is funny for like a minute not even for that long six and a half minutes it's like it's not alright dude at this point can you please? Well, didn't he lower the blinds too?

Yeah, he shut the blinds. So I'm out there in the dark. And by the whole time, I could hear a wild animal in the woods. Remember? Yeah. The only thing I remember is. Did you guys hear coyotes at all? It could have been.

Like, all I remember is like you and I having like a deep talk. And that's all I remember from last night. And that's it. Well, I don't even like, I don't know if that's like after all the deep talk was after the shenanigans. What was the last thing that you remember? Is it the deep talks? Like up until the deep talks and then. No.

So it's, I remember, um, you heading to bed and then you guys all talked to me in a bed. And then I think I, I don't remember tucking you in a bed. So I think that's like where it blacked out. But I, I do remember, like, I do remember going to my room with you. And then I think I don't remember tucking you into bed. So I think that's like where it blacked out. But I do remember like I do remember going to my room with you.

And then I remember it felt like I was dreaming, like trying to throw up. And then I remember like you and I just talking. It's like, man, I was just like, let's get personal. Yeah, with some deep talks. Yeah. I don't remember you watching Matt shower. Yeah, I don't remember that. That's so I hate I hate the fact I can't like remember just standing like watching Matt shower? Yeah, you did watch me shower. I hate the fact I can't remember that.

Just standing, watching you shower. So, like, I was... I loved waking up this morning and I'll send you the picture, Matt, so you can put it in. I went and checked on Trevor. How many pictures do I have to put in this one, Matt? You see what they're making me do?

It was an exciting night, dude. These are supposed to be our guests. And they're making me do? It was an exciting night. These are supposed to be our guests and they're having me do extra work like putting pictures into a podcast. I offered to do that. If you send it and Matt sends it and it'll go here. It'll go here.

I offered to do all of the ad reads. Whoa, here are the ad reads. Wasn't that a good segue? Not yet, not yet, not yet. A little too soon. We don't want to make viewers. But feel free if you feel, if later on you can introduce them, a little too soon we don't want to make viewers but feel free if you feel if you've if

later on you can introduce them but we have we have to be the ones that endorse these businesses my favorite way

that you that you I can't talk my favorite way that you ended the podcast was recently where you just went

goodnight and just cut we've ended the pod like we always try to we used to always the podcast was recently where you just went, goodnight! Oh, yeah. We've ended the pod, like, we always try to, we used to always just be, like, just end it with, like, the music fading out. Bye, guys. And now it's just more fun to, like, the best one I think that we ever did was, like, the Donald Trump one. That was good. But that's

where, like, it was the day after Trump got elected, and we're doing the podcast, and we're, like, the end of the podcast, and we're, like, well well that's the end of the episode and i guess donald trump is the 45th president and like while i'm saying that ryan just takes the mic and just ends there and then the other two ones i really like was um the one where you and i are just like talking and it just ends where like a gorilla breaks down the door and you hear like a chick screaming and we're screaming and you hear things being like broken in the room and then the one where

the SWAT team comes in we're just talking and you hear kill the ground and we try to end them like that there's the famous one with the there's the alien abduction which apparently scares the shit out of people I like missed all these man

like I don't want to fucking listen to some of this shit well maybe you should listen to the super mega podcast or you can listen to the super mini cast at patreon.com slash super mega that is something that is something they can do or they can probably watch like a I'm sure there's like a compilation of like ending of super mega here it is

I'm sorry here's a compilation this is an old episode this has been a great podcast don't know what this is I think this is just a bunch of the end I hate listening to myself though dude super mega cast

is it hot in here? yeah it's really hot dude high five man don't fucking touch it's really hot Dude high five man Don't fucking touch me Too late We definitely high fived Just then Nope nope

We already high fived Did you not hear that? No we can do another one Okay Okay you didn't have to Slap my hand consecutively Three times One was enough

I'm gonna do it ready No Don't Stop I don't know why I had my hand still out I'm taking it away now Alright here we go Shut up See it's funny because They can't see what's going on Because there's no video Here's our little Stop. I don't know why I had my hand still out. I'm taking it away now.

All right, here we go. See, it's funny because they can't see what's going on because there's no video. Exactly. I'm drenched in sweat right now. I am too, man. You're going to hear our little cuck asses talking about the Donald J. Trump. Well, my favorite thing is also people are like, you know, when they started getting political, this was uploaded like five months after we started our channel. We have always been political

this is episode 26 well I mean we're not like a political analyst like we're not political analysts yeah so don't talk about politics then and the president of the United States of America is Donald Trump that's a perfect fart god it's great is that real yeah all of the fart well except for the ones

that I throw in at the end when I don't want to put in the music at the end of the podcast I think I've done that for the past like four or five yeah you just end it with a think about time we update the theme song to the podcast we change it every we've kind of given up now

yeah it's it's become very loose and unstructured is that why people how many episodes is this this is 237 yeah Jesus Christ that's so many weeks.

Not as many as Joe Rogan, though. No, you'll never catch up to him. Do you have fun dips? Is that a fun dip? Yeah. Why'd you just start eating fun dips? Fun dips? Yeah.

I had a drink. Can you do a review real quick? Did you bring enough to share with the class? Yeah. We could all suck on a stick together. Well, how many sticks are there? Just one. Just one.

Do you have the vaccine we can say i do okay uh fair game i mean you haven't no i don't there you go it's good it tastes like um i was gonna say strawberry but it's actually cherry oh that's interesting oh shit dude oh yeah i feel like my favorite flavors of candy. You can just... You want some? Yeah. Here, take some. I only... Honestly, I just like the stick.

I like chewing on this. Really? Wait, you like the stick? Because I like the powder. Really? Yeah, man. The stick is... Did you like the fake cigarette?

You don't like Tums, but you like that shit? It's so different, dude. Tums are bad. Is that not that different from Tums? How are Tums... No. Tums are not bad. They are.

No. I love Tums. Have some Roll-Aids. Because there's actual medicine that you can Tums? No. Tums are not bad. They are. No. I love Tums. Have some roll-eats. Because there's actual medicine that you can take where it's like bitter and disgusting and gross and putrid. I will disagree with you. Tums actually have a nice flavor to them. That's such a bad faith argument.

It's not a bad faith. I mean, okay, there's bad medicine, sure, but like Tums is still like fucking like, it's not good chocolate. Of the stuff that you usually take, like cough drops and shit, I'd say Tums is probably one of the most delicious like-type things you can take. That's too... That's fine. Whatever, man.

I'm going to play devil's advocate here. I do agree with you. The only thing I don't agree with is when you said earlier they're like candy. I wouldn't say Tums are like candy to me. But what about the... I can imagine them being candy. Honestly, yeah. It's just a candy that no one buys.

People would like them. Dude, you have to try Rolaids, man. I will. I can't honestly yeah yeah like like it's just a candy that no one buys but like it's just dude you have to try roll aids man I know you have some right now do you have any no I don't roll aids are great there's so much we're gonna give you some roll aids I get 7-eleven oh okay honestly like oh they actually do have roll aids like the chewy ones next to the checkout at 7-eleven should I get the chewy ones or should I get the like like, chewy? Chewy. Okay. What is this? It's lactaid. It's a what? Lactaid. Are you lactose? What do I need? You can try that

and see if that's, like, good medicine. Like, you're talking about medicine right now. What? Try it. Are you lactose intolerant? They make milk, dude. I'm not. No, you're fine, man. You should have lactate. I don't know if I want to. Are you going to get a fucking lactose, like, overdose? No, Ryan's the opposite of lactose intolerant. His body needs a defunction, I think.

I've never met someone that loves dairy as much. Do you ever just drink a glass of milk? Dude. Yeah, just yesterday I drank two glasses of milk. No fucking way. I love just drinking milk and people. Just pouring Horizon milk. I was like seven, man. I love drinking just straight up milk. Well, first of all, I'm lactose

intolerant. I don't know. Okay, so there's your excuse. Are you lactose intolerant, man. I love drinking just straight up milk. Well, first of all, I'm lactose intolerant. I don't know. Okay, so there's your excuse. Are you lactose intolerant, man? Looks like you need these, man. No, but milk makes me break out, man. They're so tasty. Medicine. I get acne if I drink milk. I bought some Nesquik the other day.

Ethan Nesquik? The chocolate mix. Ethan, come on. Ethan, don't. That's just a little goof, man. What's happening? I made a play on words about his last name. I know who you are, Ethan.

If it happens again, I'm walking. Okay. I got it. Can I have a yes, sir, for confirmation? Thank you. So the other day I bought Nesquik, right? It was the chocolate mix stuff, right? Yeah, I made some chocolate milk.

That stuff's good. Sorry. Did I ask you to speak? No, I... You make the best Nesquik, Ethan. I thank you so much, Ryan. It's really good. It's good stuff.

And your clothes are comfortable. They're very comfortable. Why are you saying that? His clothes are comfortable? Soft boy. Soft boy. Soft boy. Oh, that's my brand. His merch.

What's your brand? Do you want... He just dropped his first merch. He just dropped his t-shirt. What is your brand? What? Wait, I'm not... I don't know.

I don't know. I'm not like... I'm not teasing you. No, no, no. I don't have a brand. It's... I guess it's like... I'm trying to like do a play on like Modest and that's it.

Honestly, Modest Cube is a cool name. So it's like i'm i'm trying to like do a play on like modest and that's it honestly that is your brand is a cool name so it's like so like what is dot com you know it's it's just modest cube dot store there it is yeah it's modest cube but it's like i feel like it's just it's it's not like a good brand name no i are a brand super mega the super mega is good how did you guys come up with super mega? It was originally Super Mega Playtime. Last minute on a porch. Super Mega Fun Playtime something. It was like a really long name. Super Mega Fun Playtime.

And then we were like, we should Super Mega. Shorten just to that. And make it into one word. And then the Super Mega was born. Yeah. Pretty good. The entertainment empire that it is today.

Yeah, do you see this castle we live in now? It's crazy. Yeah. You have armed guards out front. Three stories. His dumb ass almost fell on the moat four of you include the basement also if you fall into the moat there are live alligators in there so don't which is really good for security it's great for security but uh we did have um a guest that was coming on the podcast once and they fell in and they were like laughing like oh my god and yeah the alligators leave the death grab they do the spiral wait and uh unfortunately passed away um so that's crazy

yeah it's pretty insane it was wading in the water but no one seems to have noticed their death or anything so no not at all well i? I'm fucking sweaty, man. Are you nervous? I'm not nervous. Yeah, it is. It's his first time meeting, like... You look nervous. Do I?

You just keep fucking, like, gaslighting me. You look fucking nervous, man. I'm, like, telling you how you're feeling. You don't look so good, man. I feel like the best I've ever felt. You look fucking... I know you're feeling bad. Do you take meds for anxiety? I feel like the best I've ever felt. You look fucking... I know you're feeling bad. Do you take meds for anxiety?

I feel like you should. Are you getting sleep? You have some circles under your eyes. No. Damn. But do you stress eat? That's such a personal question. No, I wasn't.

That wasn't like a comment. Like I noticed. There could be so much like implication there though. Just call me fat. No. Yeah. Maybe you should stress eat, Matt. Honestly, that would do me some good, I think.

Honestly, yeah. You're nothing but skin and bone and it's disgusting. You are pretty horrific anyways if ryan no matt looks great he's actually gained like a like the age weight and so like you were loaded the age weight no that's a thing like your head matt was bragging about it he was like grabbing his little pooch he was like oh look at this i got this now i mean i got like he's got a pooch now he used to he used to not have that little dude He was like, look at this. I got this now. He's got a pooch now. He used to not have that little pooch.

If you look at me from 2016 Super Mega when we started, I look entirely different. Gone. Like a little boy. Like a kid. Yeah, your hair is brown. Also, for those who are in this episode, you guys might think my voice sounds back to normal. It's because my nose

is swollen right now and not fully open again because it was open for one day when we did the podcast and it's swollen today in the next few days. So the next episode, my voice should be nice and different because I know you guys really... Wait, nice and different? I haven't heard your new voice yet.

That's such a weird thing to say. Well, in the new podcast with Michael Jackson, it was the first time I got the tubes out. My nose was fully clear. And every fucking comment is about how my voice is completely different. Really? But in different ways. Yeah.

People are like, it's so much higher. It's so much deeper. Like, it's so... I don't know. Dude, fuck it. It does sound a little different. Like, when I was listening back to editing, I could... It's still my voice, but there's certain, like, a little bit here and there where I'm like,

oh, that sounds like it resonates a little bit differently. But it's not like... You, it's still my voice, but there's, there's certain like a little bit here and there where I'm like, oh, that, that sounds like it resonates a little bit differently, but it's not like. You think it's better? It's not like my voice is like. You feel like. I said, like Michael did like, hey, I still have my nose surgery. Man, why does your voice sound like that? That's my voice always been like this.

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No, because we're not going to sit here for 20 minutes and record ads in front of guests. It takes that long? 20 fucking minutes? You guys are slow. Actually, no, Trevor. We just have so many ads and make so much money. Trevor is done with his push-ups. That was great.

12. That's a new record. I think two weeks ago I was doing nine, so a three push-up increase is pretty good. That is huge. How long did it take you to get it? For nine, it took me about two years. Oh, that's an exponential growth.

Yeah, no, exactly. The hormones I've been taking has been really doing me justice. That's good. That's pretty sick. Just noticed that the mayonnaise on my shoe has dried and turned brown. I missed a spot. That was such a full roast. I didn't just spill mayonnaise.

I spilled like half a gallon of mayonnaise. How is that a thing? Why does that much mayonnaise exist in America? It's so nasty. Why did they send you mayonnaise? Did you talk about it? In our mail opening videos, people send us they try to

just send us the weirdest shit. We got a samurai sword. It's covering mail now. We get hair. We get teeth. Hair, teeth. We got a big thing of live roaches, but when we got them, they weren't alive anymore. Didn't you guys get drugs once?

We've gotten drugs before, yeah. Or like prescription medication? Nah, I don't remember that. Wasn't I here? I think that was just a joke. And don't send it again. Serious. It's a federal crime.

What did they send? And it would suck because then if I took them, I would, you know, feel so good that I might miss work and that'd be bad. Yeah. That's so great. What was it? What was the hypothetical? Someone sent a bunch of Adderall. That is a crime. You trace them? I What was it? Well, what was the hypothetical someone's too much Adderall? Stray studies a crime you try something. I did verify it was real though. Yeah

That's good. I like your stance What your little stance? Oh, yeah, my I like have my legs high I'm a stance is a little money to sponsor us on the podcast ones. Not this time though. No, I don't know No, they haven't sponsored like in like a year or so. Oh, well, fuck them. Not epic! Fucking burning bridges. Are they going to hear it, dude? You think like the

fucking CEO. I don't know why. The leader. I'm the leader of Stance, and those super mega boys are done for! It's kind of true though they're not gonna listen they probably don't even listen to the the episodes where they it's like some intern who probably just like fucking scans

sometimes here's what I do know the advertisers the they'll have like one person like a very like a very low down person on a team that will listen to the ad read to make sure it hits the points and that's it no one else in the company hears it no nothing so it's like

we do some pretty goofy zany ad reads we've gotten away with sometimes companies are just cool with it too sometimes blue chew is the coolest manscaped is cool with pretty much anything in their stuff well their whole product is like fucking shaving dicks exactly yeah me undies is they let us do anything yeah and so is honey too

but what I really uh I like doing blue chew the viagra because what they let us do anything. And so does Honey, too. But what I really, I like doing Blue Chew, the Viagra. Because what they told us on a phone call was they were like, you can literally say anything you want as long as it's not false about the product. And we were like, okay. But we only got like one or two sponsors from them. I wish we had more. We haven't talked about fucking jacking off yet. The whole conversation in the kitchen.

That's right. Well, we were saying that like not not even maybe like two or three episodes ago ron and i actually talked specifically about dryer or lubed yeah we can go around you do dryer well i used to explicitly do dry and i didn't like lubed but then maybe something around like i'd say late 2019 it just kind of switched because my whole life it was dry Occasionally it would be loon late 2019 When I switched up my life it's around the time my father passed away Dealing with some depression, that's me

That's me in front of that computer I was about to discover something brand new no but basically man I just you know it's like I was having a hard time doing it dry I was just taking so honestly I think it honestly has to do with

taking antidepressants because it was taking longer and longer and longer was it Lexapro no it was uh I take Lexapro I took Lex and longer. Was it Lexapro? No. I take Lexapro. I took Lexapro. Yeah, I took Lexapro, too. I didn't have any, like, dick problems. Good for you, Trevor. I did.

Then, you know, I think just one day it just kind of switched over to the lotion. And then ever since then, you know. You just kept with it? I'm always afraid of getting lotion in my penis. That has never happened. That is a weird thing. That's a weird thing, right? No, dude, it moisturizes the inside of your urethral opening. No, I feel like it would sting.

I feel like my penis would be like, stop coming inside of me. It's like, if you get lube, do not enter. Using lube instead of lotion, I've only done like twice, but it's like a premium experience. It's like when you want to jack off and just really make a good a little bit like a real lube You know some real loosey. I've tried I've tried. I just really just prefer the old dry

Reliable well, I like right to if you're using lube though it gets everywhere no He's gotta put it on both of his hands guys. But like you can't- Ethan has to grab- You can't even wrap his hands around it. He has to like cover his whole fucking like pelvis. And it's spraying everywhere cause he's doing this. It's a big endeavor.

Ethan you're not supposed to put it on your balls either. Cause then that gets all over the chair. Why not? Just dunk it in a fucking bottle. When I have sex I put my balls on the condom too cause you can't be too sexy. And when I go on a date i put the condom on my penis before the date so just in case that happens i'm already prepared you're already ready zip the pants and it's how would someone react it's like you had a nice beautiful

dinner date and everything's i mean like like like they're like all right is there a woman who would just go through with it that should be like like just instantly isn't just like that i'm gonna go home why did you already get probably when did you put that speaking of safe safe sex methods i'm sure we all learned about this in high school i've never heard of anyone ever using them learn about this shit ever that's true actually teach us have you ever used or known somebody that's used a dental dam? No. What's a female condom? No, it's like the condom for your mouth. No.

For oral sex. It's like this thing that you put in your mouth for oral sex. We've probably mailed one before and not realized what it was. Probably. You can probably get them. Honey, get the dental dam! Nobody has ever used a dental dam my god i get it damn because it's like holding back the uh do you feel like you're like in your own little tight-knit community

or something ethan you know because i've never used a dental dam sure half of it's black half of it's white yeah awesome dude you let me try one of those out you know leave some comments if you've used a dental dam. I, well, I'm curious about that. I didn't know it was a thing. I feel like that's not, okay, well, I don't, that's not necessary. I mean, give bad sex advice. I feel like that would be necessary if you were aware that your partner had an infectious disease.

Did you know that you can get gonorrhea in your throat? Yeah, you can. That's the thing. Why do you want to suck a dick that has, like bugs on it and shit you know no one said there was bugs you don't want to suck like a sick dick you know it's like you want to some people dude people have sick dicks doesn't mean they're a sick person and they still deserve to get some head isn't like 25 percent of people have an std or some shit like that 25 percent of americans what one in every four people yeah there's a lot of people in this room one of us have an STD or some shit like that? 25% of Americans. What? 75? One in every four people, yeah.

There's four people in this room. One of us has an STD. Noah's ghost. I don't have sex. And Trevor just gave a huge admission right there. I'm clean, man. As clean as you can be. I'm saving for marriage.

Did you guys not learn about dental dams, though? No. Do you know what one looks like? No. I'll show you. Ethan just pulls one out of his pocket. I picture it as, like, a thin strip with, like, a little out where the tongue goes. I always have one on me.

I keep that motherfucking thing on me, you know? My, like, sex ed, they just, like, showed us really graphic pictures, and that was it. Of people having sex? No, no, just, like, just, like... Yeah, look at this, guys. Whoa! He's really fucking her. It was, like, just, like, really nasty pictures whoa he's really fucking her it was like just like

really nasty pictures of like these vaginas that were like fucked up oh i saw that yeah yeah they did show us that that specific one from like my middle no i mean they showed us pictures of like this is a gross vagina with an std because they're sluts yeah that was this is a slutty pussy this is a whore's pussy and uh you don't want to go anywhere near that that's no that's like so fucking true like because i i think i was taught in like virginia so it's like not a great place to be taught sex ed i guess south carolina yeah so they were just like yeah this bitch she's fucking nasty and it's like a really it's like warts and like blood and shit and like they're showing like fucking like 12 year olds like this shit and they're just like yeah don't do this man and that was like their sex ed we know they brought

us all into a fucking like gymnasium so it's like fucking like hundreds of kids in a big projector us was where it was like there was a big projector but they took us into where like we would watch like the drama people perform so it was like a big stage and this grand experience i have bumps on my penis um yeah do like a theater kid so this is experience. I have bumps on my penis. Yeah, do like a theater kid. So this is what a dental dam looks like, legitimately. It took a long time to find that. Oh my god. It's basically just a condom that you put in front of your mouth, almost.

Dude, it's so massive. How do you get a nut when you're looking at that? It's like, close your eyes. Wait, can I find some porn of someone using that maybe i don't know just look up dental dam on porn hub probably no not porn hub they took all the amateur stuff off so it's gonna be harder to find that look up like no professional porn is gonna use that go to x videos go to like only fans and like search mrs dental dam or some shit oh yeah did you guys see that Belle Delphine OnlyFans? What?

Sex tape? No, all the new posts that she did with the dental dam. This is only dental dams. Did she post more today? Yeah, only dental dams, baby. You guys have OnlyFans accounts? This is just when I go to X videos. This is just the homepage.

This is the homepage. Don't say what it is because it's inappropriate. Let me see. It's because I previously pulled that video up to show you, but don't- do not play that video, Ryan. What? I'm not. What do you guys think of that? I can't- I don't have my glasses. Okay, here, I'll pass it around.

Okay. Yeah, get a load of that, guys. Yeah, what do you guys think? What do you think of that, Ethan? Oh! Oh my god. What do you think of that? Oh, oh my god I don't actually know what you guys are watching. What do you what? Mmm kind of let me see this guy has a big fucking vein in his head, dude. That's not Whoa, okay Let me see. Oh

Dude, that is a large pussy. He's also... Oh, he's got a penis! He's like, he's like fucking like, he's having dinner, man. That's like fucking insane. He's having dinner? Yeah, dude.

It's like Ryan at Outback Steakhouse. Me with a good blooming onion. Blooming onion, mate. Blooming onion. I'm looking up dental... Ew. What's going on? Okay, I searched dental dam

and everything that's coming up is just Vietnamese videos. Cause I guess dam is a common word in Vietnamese. So it's a, a, a, a hairy pussy with a cucumber going into it. And the video is titled 2 0 1 7 0 7 1 space 2 0 0 9 3 2. Can we see it here? And there's another one. Yeah. Here.

I don't think I've ever heard a jerk, mate. Sorry. Let me, me uh that's okay yo fellas y'all y'all know that one if you like porn hub you'll love porn oh my god it's so violent what about you guys ever see the semen axe commercials where it's like like a laptop semen axe semen axe semen axe semen axe and it's got the uh banjo like and it's like it's got the banjo I have not And it's like It's cum hitting Like a fucking Laptop screen What the fuck?

It's like a semen enhancer That makes you cum Like 50 times more I have not seen that Would you guys have any Like weird stories From like childhood Of like just

People you knew Sorry Just like Interesting bridge No but No I was gonna talk Cause you saying cum And like hitting like

laptop or maybe like some kid I used to know where I slept over and they all like would as a group, these group of friends would just all jack off together. Like, and like, yes, there was, I have one story. That was common, bro. No, it's like scars me weird. I left the room and played Wii with another one of the friends that was like, this is weird. That happened to me too, dude.

And I went outside and jumped on a trampoline and we're like, what the fuck is going on? I remember sitting on my friend's roof. They're inside jerking off to the sex scene in 300 together. They jacked off to soft porn. It wasn't even like real porn. And it was like they all like were huddled together under a blanket and they all come

like in the same. All right. So that was a little more weird. That's more intimate than that. I know. It's like it was like an experience for them so that that was a little more weird that's more intimate than that I know it's like it was like an experience for them and I was so I was so weirded out

and they handed me the laptop and they're like your turn I just sit on my I watched porn but I was just like this is good

but I wasn't like jacking off I didn't want to like pull my dick out I was in 8th grade and me and this other kid just had to like leave and go sit

on my friend's roof because he had his girlfriend over and they started getting weird in front of us and I was like guys i think i maybe it's like a showing off thing but we just went and sat on the roof like two hours and it was very and i got home and i told my mom she called his mom the first time dude i was i had that ocd and i was super friends getting some and you're just tattling on them i i did the same thing that tattled on your friend getting i told you about my

ocd like Because he showed me porn and it was the first time that I had ever seen porn and I told my mom. I don't think my mom even knows his fucked up stories. He did get in trouble, yeah. Good. Yeah. He should. Because like the same people, they had literally like an orgy.

Like these middle schoolers. So my friend... See, none of that happened. See, I don't know it's a little more simple i guess well first of all it's like i was where did you grow up this was virginia dude anyways so they invite me over to this like birthday party um because i'm in like the same neighborhood i wasn't like close friends how old are you it's like middle school eighth grade and um so we're all hanging out and then we're watching like scream together there's probably like 15 kids in there and then like seven of them they get up and they go into like this renovated like garage

room and they all just start having sex in the same room but it's not like it's not like what you imagine it's just like really awkward because like i remember no i don't imagine that wouldn't be awkward well i walked in i mean normally it's awesome but like this time was really awkward but like i walked in and it's just like fucking like four couples just like just moving on top of each other in like the dark. And just like, what is what are you guys doing? It's like the scene from I Am Legend where he sees the vampires. They're all just standing there breathing really loudly. I remember.

So fucking freaky. I was at a sleepover in seventh or eighth grade with like three other dudes and they, you know, lights are off. We're all in our respective like bunk beds or cots and like they put the laptop like up on a table where everyone can see. And I remember like they pull a pornhub and the kid literally, no, no, no. The kid just types like boobs, like big boobs in the pornhub. Yeah.

Yeah. I remember we just like, I just remember like sitting there while they're just like watching some, some sex. we just like we i just remember like sitting there while they're just like watching some yeah some sex was it you that was telling me that uh you knew some kid who would just jerk off onto his wall yes that was no i didn't know him it was his cousin and when i visited his house once he showed me pridefully like look how funny this is and it was like this disgusting warped wall and i was like that's not funny dude that's just gross and if my cousin did that in my house i would be very upset because underneath the desk

my little cousin i'd be coming on the wall i was like dude that's really fucking gross that's so fucking nasty dude don't look at the cum wall though don't you but it's your own house yeah that's not weird are you all right huh i was just scratching my asshole yeah that's what i figured y'all ever have a piss drawer a what no piss drawer um did you guys ever the piss sleeping bag at a sleepover sleeping bag you'd all piss in god mom ever found that thing big trouble but so you wanted to go to the fridge earlier what do you want to drink you want to drink something you hungry we we have we have we don't have any like real milk we all have like we just have fake milk i would get a glass of milk you have like what oat milk macadamia nut

milk i mean it's fine milk it's good i'm kind of in the mood for just whole milk yeah you want you want the real shit no i want half it's fucking nasty the real shit's nasty what it's so it's just gross what do you mean a milk in general yeah no like a big glass of milk what is wrong with it like especially okay picture this you have some nice peanut butter sorry ethan you have some nice peanut butter toast he's dead sorry or or. Or Nutella probably has, yeah. No, I can eat that. Okay, so Nutella toast. And then with a nice glass of milk with it?

Yeah. That is good. That is delicious. I love drinking milk. I don't like- A Krispy Kreme donut, a fresh Krispy Kreme donut with some milk. You can't do it without milk.

Maybe like dunking shit in milk is good, but like drinking straight up milk? No, just drink a glass of milk. It's a treat in and of itself. I've never ever been a fan of drinking a glass of milk, but I will say there are certain times where it hits the spot. Cookies and milk? I think that's good.

Oh, milk? Oh, my God. How about warming up some milk, putting a little bit of honey in it? I've never put honey in it. It's delicious. What are you, Moses? What are you talking about? No.

What? Warm like milk and honey in the Bible. The land of milk and honey. No, you know what? You know why I think I'm opposed to milk? I'm not opposed to milk, but you know why I think I've never been into it as much as you guys? It's because I think that I was...

Trevor just said he wasn't into it. I want to tell you his point. I think that I was... Trevor just said he wasn't into it. No, I know. I mean, you two. You two. Ethan. You fucking freaks. I think it's because my mom and dad made me drink it with every meal and forced me to drink it. And the thing was, when I was a kid...

But for me, it's like not forced. No, no, no, no, no. I love that I have a big glass of milk to drink with this meal. They only got skim milk. I'll drink a pint of milk. I know. They only got skim milk.

Oh, that is bad. So growing up, I only got skim milk. Oh, that is bad. So growing up, I only had skim milk. So like whole milk. God, fuck you, man. Yeah, whole milk. Unless that was Dale's problem. It was mainly my dad. We had skim milk in my house up until I was in like seventh grade.

Skim milk is disgusting. I was really, really, really skinny as a kid. And so they were like, we need to bulk you up. No more skim milk. I don't you up no more skim milk i don't know why they bought now we're doing two percent did you know that whole milk is just three percent and it's good too what about four i i mean i sometimes i enjoy a glass of milk i prefer chocolate milk i thought you just said you just said you can't i like i like flipping and flopping on things it's really fun to do so you're're a liar? No, I'm not a liar.

You sound like a goddamn politician. So we can't take you for your word is what you're saying. I don't like drinking a glass of milk, but sometimes if you have a nice cookie and you have a glass of milk, I'll enjoy it. But I'm not a person who's going to be like, today's the day I'm going to have a nice big glass of milk like

Ryan here. He has an anchoring for a glass of milk. Yeah, I'll just be looking in the fridge i'll see the milk cart i'll be like you know what it's time for some milk i see a milk cart i'm like this is like cooking ingredients with thought processing i mean yes it's also used in cooking but that's the beauty of milk but that's the only thing when you think about what milk is it's actually disgusting exactly we're normalized to it what do you mean it's just it's literally the first meal anyone has no no i know but when you think about technically like what it is it's's gross, you know? It's like, it's essentially it's like... We should be drinking like women's milk,

not like cow shit, dude. Yeah, why don't we just drink human milk? Exactly. It's probably better for you, probably tastes sweet, and it's... Why don't we have farms where women are getting their breasts pumped for the milk that we can sell to adults? I'm sure you can buy someone's breast milk on like Etsy or something. Go to my Etsy, I sell

my wife's breast milk in little vials. Wait, let me look up if you can... Hold on. Sorry, I'm on X videos again. Buy breast milk. You can definitely buy breast milk. That's a mad bruise you have. It hurts. You want to talk about it?

Oh my god. I think it was Jacob. It was definitely Jacob. Jacob did like four punches on me and he punched me. I thought you were only supposed to punch once. No, well, I think it was Jacob. It was definitely Jacob. Jacob did like four punches on me. And like he punched me. I thought you were only supposed to like punch once. No, well, I think. Jacob boxes. Okay.

Yeah, he boxes like every week. Mine's getting worse throughout the day. So wait, this is, all of this is Jacob's doing. No, no, we started punching each other. Okay. Trevor and I didn't punch anyone because we're pacifists. No, you did punch me. I punched nobody, dude.

Yes. Did you? You both punched me. I like, I remember like trying to hit him and I missed. And I think I gave up. You did miss. I punched nobody, dude. Yes, you both punched me. I remember trying to hit him, and I missed. And I think I gave up. You did miss. I don't know why. How did I miss?

It's like we were playing pool, and you and me kept missing. I don't know why. I don't remember why it started, but we just started punching each other in the arm and seeing how hard we could punch each other in the arm. I'm pretty sure Jacob brought it up. He seems like the kind of guy who's like, Yeah, because Jacob's like, yo, let me show you how manly I am. I box! And he's just like, let's fuck you up. You want to put a picture of this

on your podcast? That is worth putting a picture in. Yeah, okay, we'll put a picture of this in the back. Wait, wait, can we all get together and put them together so they can picture? Yeah! Put your arms together, boys. Come on. You gotta, like, line them up. Okay. Like it's a logo.

Can I flex? Yeah. Dude, yours is awful, Trevor. Oh, that hurts. Here we go. Three, two, one. Okay, great. Good.

I'm gonna use one of the ones where you're starting to relax. It goes that and then... Oh, that's awful, dude. Slightly just relax. Jesus. I like it dude our arms are fucked it hurts man

I like I woke up today I was like why is my arm right I don't fucking look at this here's the thing was last night you know

I had two of Travis Scott's new seltzers and I was like pretty good wait he released

new seltzer I had two of those of cacti which is this yeah sorry I had some cacti. Which is this... Yeah? Sorry, I know it was you. What the fuck? I had some cacti.

Dude, hurry up, man. How many different flavors are there? Three. So there's cacti, there's... Pineapple, strawberry, and lime. They're good, they're good. They're good, they're stronger. Wait, there's only three flavors?

I thought cacti was a flavor. Cacti's the name. It's like the main thing. Oh. I thought it was just called Travis Scott. It just tastes like tequila, like flavored tequila. Well, it's made with agave. It is.

Travis Scott is- It's like Four Loko? Travis Scott, no. No, no, no, no. Fucking no. Four Loko is a different beast. I've never had Four Loko. I had one recently, actually.

For the first time in years, me and Carson and Christian decided to have a Four Loko night because he'd never had them. They're not the same, right? Or are they like- No, they changed- They're not the same as they were back in like 2012. Aren't they bringing that back? No, they're not.

It's illegal. Oh, it's illegal now. Yeah, I mean, they made this... I feel like someone like told me like... They had to get rid of the... Because they had a lot of... Four Loko used to not just be a bunch of Sharpie chemicals and alcohol.

It was also... Caffeine. They put an obscene amount of caffeine, like more than like Red Bull and everything. So it's like high amounts of alcohol and high amounts of caffeine. And you get these college kids. And then fucking go to jail. I mean, that's what I did.

I was like, this tastes sweet. Dude, Four Loko is probably the grossest tasting. I got a fruit punch one and it was. I've never had one. It tastes just like, remember those scented markers? If you just took one and sucked out the juice. That's what Four Loko tastes like. Man, my knuckles hurt.

That's awesome, dude. From punching my rock hard muscles? Yeah, probably. Dude, I feel like I miss out on, I should have punched more. What is wrong with you, dude? Why do you bruise so much? Do you have cancer?

Dude, what do you mean? I just, I get hit the hardest because first of all, Jacob probably was like, he was holding back for you guys. No, he went all out on me and he hugged me up and was like, I'm so sorry. That's, I get hit the hardest because first of all, Jacob probably was like, he was holding back for you guys. No. He went all out on me and he hugged me up and was like, I'm so sorry. That's right. He did the same thing to me

because I told him to not hold back and he was like, are you sure? And I was like, yeah, actually punch me as hard as you can. He was high off the testosterone. Really bad. We were all drunk, but he was high off testosterone. And then Ethan, actually, you did the worst punch because you were the last one and you delivered a blow to my arm that was

far worse than any of the other ones and you saw my face it's actually on video I think I have a video of it I do have a video of you hitting me and it was it's hard man and I remember just I was just instantly like alright I'm done why are we doing this it's not a fun game yeah I don't know why we did that

just guys Jaden Anim animations is sitting there the whole time just like that's what i brought up i was like watching us like silent like mostly sober yeah just like watching us fucking like watching this dude just punch each other in the arms she's just like she's probably having a good time you know is she was laughing exactly yeah and we tried to punch her but she for some reason wouldn't let us we kept that that's when you have to keep going exactly yeah that's actually ethan's advice yeah most of the time you know what do you remember smoking like i i remember like dope yeah we were smoking dope he brought mad dope he brought out a fucking cake with a joint on it oh

yeah he brought a slice of cake and the candle was a joint and like i just remember that's like that pushed me over man like probably that and like all the fucking alcohol. That's why you blacked out. I've never once blacked out from drinking or anything. Really? I blacked out a couple times. I think,

I hate it most because I've never fully blacked out. I've like browned out where it's like Browned out? What? Is that where you shit yourself? Yeah, you fucking never

shit yourself? No, I've never heard of browned out. I've never heard of that either. God damn it, dude. I just browned out. I don't think you fucking shit yourself just browned out that's something that people have said my whole life where it's like yeah who are these people i don't know people that i grew up with where it's like you don't black out but like there's a lot of fuzzy y'all we're gonna tell him the term is browned out he's gonna embarrass himself i'm gonna actually look this up he's gonna embarrass himself on a podcast it should be

an urban dictionary right yeah fucking yeah hell and down it's gonna be like oh when you it's probably they It should be on Urban Dictionary, right? Yeah. Fucking, yeah. Hell in doubt. It's going to be like, oh, when you, it's probably, they're going to be like when you black out and shit yourself. Okay. Browned out. A medical expression for a drunken brownout is an alcohol-induced fragmentary blackout. Of course, even though the person can remember some of the night, other memories, including risky behavior, might be forgotten. Browning out isn't a great decision overall, though.

There we go. So it is a real thing. It is a real thing. And you described it perfectly to a T was that on Urban Dictionary? I think I browned out before I was just assuming I was going to find this is on dictionary.com

cold ones is the most drunk I've ever been I saw that dude that's awful because it's on video forever my mom called me afterwards and after she watched I was son, I'm worried. I was like, mom, they lied to me about how much alcohol they were giving me. And I had not eaten anything that day.

And that's when you like, I remember when I when I got blacked out once we ordered Popeyes and my old roommate was like, let's do like three shots before we eat for some reason bad idea I never happened last night I was fine and Ethan brings out shots you kept feeding us shots and I did one and I was like alright I am good and then you just kept bringing them and everyone else

does it and it's like you don't want to be the one that's like you can say no I'm not going to judge you if you say no Ethan kept fucking the look he gave us he's a pushy guy yeah he's very pushy he's like grabbing my shoulder and shit and like fucking touching me You can say no, I'm not gonna judge you if you say no. Dude, Ethan kept fucking- The look he gave us- He's a pushy guy. Yeah, he's very pushy. I mean, he's like grabbing my shoulder and shit,

and like fucking touching me. He's rubbing my shoulder and being like, dude, if you don't drink this, you know, everyone here is gonna think you're a pussy. And they will always remember this. Dude, he literally brought me to the side and told me the same, he was like, if you don't do this, man,

like you're fucking up your own birthday. Like you're- No, he told me that you wanted me to, and if I didn't do it, you would have an awful birthday. Are you fucking... That's not... Okay, first of all, that's probably why I wasn't there. So don't look at me.

Don't revert to me. You want to come next year? Yeah. 364 days from now, you want to come hang out? I'll see if I can take the day off. Yeah, just mark on your calendar, man. I'm excited for it. I'll have my people talk to your people.

Yeah, I'm turning 25. Are you you matt's boss and matt is your boss who's the boss um who tells who what to do you mean like the money tells us what to do yo the money's the boss no um we we do report to a higher up youtube channel but we can't say. Really? I mean, I guess we could. Who is it? I wouldn't, just because of NDA shit. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's... Cut it out. Hold up, hold up, hold up. You got a lot of work on this one, dude.

Oh, it's always fun. It's always like this. Listen to an hour of cringe. It's always a good time. Why would you say something so mean, Trevor? That just came out of nowhere. Did you seriously call our podcast an hour of cringe? There was always a good time. Why would you say something so mean, Trevor? That just came out of nowhere. Did you seriously call our podcast an hour of cringe? There was like no lead up to it.

It's like an hour of cringe. I'm just telling the truth. What the hell, dude? It's fine being a racist. I enjoy your podcast and I listen to it every episode. Did you say it's fine being a racist? Apparently not last episode.

I said a racist. Not yet. It was only released today. You have to tell me what you think. There's two different conversations going on and the audience

is probably loving it. That's their problem, not mine. Yeah. That is... Ad reads. Dude, I was about to say ad reads. Well, okay.

Because again, that's the audience's... Okay, what's up, man? Yeah. That was good. What do you think of the ad? Yeah. That was good. Would you buy every single one of those things?

Yeah, of course. What is your favorite one? Absolutely, man. 100% back. Whatever you guys are supporting, I support it too. Ethan? Yeah. Okay. Every single one. Every single one, no matter what they publicly say on Twitter. All 12 of them. We need

to throw a fake ad in there. And I agree with Burger King. You know, I think women should be back in the kitchen. That tweet, was that actually their tweet? That was actually real. They also changed, the Spanish one changed their name during Game Day. Why can't women be cooks? be back in the kitchen. Was that actually their tweet? That was actually... The Spanish one changed their name during Game Day.

What's the problem? Did you see the thing that they did? Do you remember Burger Queer? Is that real? The Spanish Burger King Facebook and Twitter changed their logo name to Burger Queer

for gay rights. Everyone was like, like burger king facebook and twitter changed their logo name to burger queer huh uh for for like gay rights and everyone was like all right burger king like we get what you're doing but like as a corporation this maybe doesn't you know like this kind of is not so not it burger king's thing about doing like women belong in the kitchen and then under it posting a whole thread about how they're like we think that like more women should be in like higher positions of power in the kitchen and then under it posting a whole thread about how they're like we think that like more women should be in like higher positions of power in the kitchen and like blah blah blah and then they were like we're gonna give two women two women a job no so they were like to employ we're doing we're doing this scholarship program blah blah blah but the scholarship program was they were only giving it to two women.

Please tell me it's called the Burger King Scholarship. So it was only for two women were going to get it. So two was right. Two was right. No, it was two women. Two women. And it was only. Two women get the Burger King Scholarship.

Hold on. Wait. So two women get the Burger King Scholars. Wait, so two women get the Burger King scholarship. They both get Burger Queer. See, no, I'm not lying. I wasn't making a bit. They really did the Burger Queer. So two women get the scholarship and they only get 25 grand a piece.

And the ad campaign that Burger King ran cost 250 grand. That's awesome, dude. That even means one more woman in the kitchen of Burger King ran cost $250,000. That's awesome, dude. If that even means one more woman in the kitchen of Burger King, then I think it's a success. You're right, Matthew. Also, speaking of breast milk, you said I'd probably get it. I went on eBay. $100.

100 ounces of breast milk. It's free to try. Why 100 ounces? Why not just a vial of breast milk? Dude, that's a dollar an ounce. That's really fucking good. It's from Calhoun, Georgia. It's the last one available

because more than 90% sold. Why'd you say you, dude? What are the ratings? Do they have high ratings? Does the user have high ratings? Are they trustworthy? Should I buy some of it? Should I buy some breast milk?

I think you really should. Have you tasted breast milk in your adult years? You definitely shouldn't buy this breast milk with the intent of ingesting it. Because I don't think that that's a good idea. No, it's what else am I going to do with it, Ethan? Anoint myself with it? Sure. Donate it.

You could do a goodwill. Yeah, put it in a bag and put it in a goodwill bin. This is a great video idea. Breast milk baptism. You want to be baptized in breast milk? Sure. Giving homeless people breast milk. No?

Yes. You look like your face is regretting it a bit. Oh, I am regretting it. We don't have to do it. It's fine. I want to see him give him some breast milk. Take a little bath. The video is where it's like giving homeless people $100, giving homeless people breast milk.

Exactly. It's so funny this dude gives a homeless guy like an oreo with a toothpaste in it oh my god what an idiot oh my god it's like he was expecting like some sort of treat i guess like wow this guy oh yeah this guy is giving me something nice. Is that a real thing? Yeah, unfortunately. That's awful. I think he was like arrested and tried and shit. That's so terrible. They actually ended up hanging him.

Yeah, that was like a couple years ago. Publicly? Public execution? Yeah. Town square. Firing squad. Damn. Right in front of the...

The homeless man was the one that actually pulled the switch to do the... Damn. Yeah, which was great justice, poetic justice. That's fucked up, but the Warriors. Ryan and I did the giving homeless people melted ice cream prank. Yeah. It's like you give homeless people ice cream, but it's melted. So it's still ice cream.

Yeah, you're still getting ice cream. That's good. It's from our old video Goofs TV back in the like during the heyday of pranks on YouTube Ryan and I made a like a fake pranks channel called Goofs TV it was like did you actually make this video?

yeah yeah it's a full video and we got the guy that did like all the I mean we didn't actually go up to a homeless person even for the joke we got t-shirts though. Like Santa Monica. And like, uh, we had a stranger to like, he happened to just have a taser and he like whipped it out on Matt during the shoot.

Scared the shit out of Matt. That's so. Yeah. Like I went up, he got a little too close to you with that. I was like, Hey, do you want to, on the pier is like this big dude. And I was like, Hey, you want to, uh, you want to be on a video real quick? And I told him like, all right, so I'm gonna come up and say this. And it was like, it was just a compilation of pranks. I go up to this guy. I was like, Hey, can I shoot you in the face? And he's like, hey, you want to be on a video real quick? And I told him like, all right, so I'm going to come up and say this. And it was like, it was just a compilation of pranks.

I go up to this guy. I was like, hey, can I shoot you in the face? And he's like, what? And he pulls out a fucking taser out of nowhere. And it's, and I was like, and he like gets it real close to me. So I'm actually scared. He wanted to tase you for the actual video. He asked, he was like, can I do it?

Can I actually tase you? He was like, no, dude. No, no, you can't. He was adamant about it. You can tell he's never used it before. And he's like, I just might be the one time I can use it. I love GoofsTV, though. Bring it back.

It's on Facebook. Is it still on Facebook? Yeah. Yeah, it's a Facebook page. Okay. GoofsTV was fun as fuck. We got the same guy that made all the intros for the big pranks channels. Was it SoFloAntonio?

Well, he was one of the channels channels but the guy that made the like the intros with the 3D letters we got the same guy to design ours so for Goof Stevie it's like these 3D letters flying in with dubstep and we did pranks in the hood pranks got sexual I would like to see y'all do some pranks on your respective social media accounts

I'll do some pranks pranks are fun yeah spit on people stepping on people. Stepping on people. Yeah, you know what? I think that's pretty funny. Putting man is on people's Air Force Ones.

The pranks are in the eyes of the beholder. Yeah, exactly. Or the prankster, sorry. Yeah, the prankster. That's me. I'm a prankster. A little prankster. Stealing babies out of strollers and running 100 yards.

Prank. Why 100 yards? Just far away. It's a prank. It's a prank. Just far enough to where she loses hope that she's going to catch up with you. Grabbing police officers' gun as a prank in the hood.

These are all really good ideas. Yeah. Guys, a new YouTube challenge. Next time you see a police officer, the gun holster on the side just try to grab it and steal it don't do it but film it until you say you're going to and then you're allowed to do it if you go I'm gonna

grab your gun that now they know it's a lot more safe I wanna do that at that point I'm pretty sure they legally have the full obligation obligation obligation getting shot by the police. Prank.

Gone wrong. That's fucked up. That's too real. Not for you, whitey. I know. Which is why it's too real. You're blonde now, man. You're like a true white.

Blue eyes. Blonde hair. White dragon. Yeah, you're true. You're the real one. White dragon sounds racist as fuck. Why? Blue eyes, white dragon.

Is the grand dragon? Dragon, dragon's the name of the leaders of the KKK. It's like the grand dragon. I thought it was the grand wizard. Oh, you're right. There's both, there's both. Okay, dragon. The dragon's lower than the wizard?

Or is the wizard's top? Why do they call themselves wizard and dragon? It's awesome. It's like some D&D. It does sound awesome, but it's because it's epic. It's a bunch of clans. It's awful. I remember getting a- DoD. It does sound awesome, but it's the fucking Kluks Klan. It's awful. I remember getting a-

Do you think any Klansmen watch your videos? Dude, absolutely. I really hope not. I feel like I do have to say I fully support people who are against the KKK. That's awesome.

I'm really proud of you for saying that. I don't know why you had to word it like that. I will say this. If there's any listeners or fans of our content that are supporters are part of the ku klux klan genuinely fuck you and it's like dude they just for anyone that disagrees with them they're they just like such assholes it's like yeah well i mean if you're part of the ku klux klan or a supporter then fuck

off exactly suck suck a small penis your own Now, if you're really good at video games and you play Valorant, you could hit me up. And then I'd still... If they're part of the KKK? Well, I mean, if they're good at Valorant, they could help me climb the ranks. Right now, I'm silver. I'm probably going to go back to bronze if I don't want someone to help me. They think you're being funny. Yeah, exactly. I'm using them.

It's manipulation. I'm using them for my benefit. Exactly. I'll donate to some charity or whatever. I don't know. That's good, man. I'll donate to some charity or whatever. I don't know. That's good. That's good, man. I remember I saw flyers before for the KKK.

Did you take one? Yeah, dude. Took them all. I had to spread the word. They would take Ziploc bags, put a flyer in it.

It's like, why Ziploc bag? Because it's a waste of plastic. No, because they would put rocks in it. So that's where the KKK draws the lines. Like, we we're gonna lynch people but like wasting plastic

god damn it daryl do you realize how much how many carbon emissions you just put out today we're trying to make a change here actually you guys should do a sketch about that that's yeah we'll dress up as the k really funny you're doing a markiplier sketch yeah I do that's right did you yeah yeah I saw it recently I totally forgot about it like recently it was like an old markiplier sketch

compilation we did and it's like I put on this fake KKK hood and I'm like it's not a phase mom and I put it on and I watched it recently I totally like had blocked on my mind I was like oh fuck oh god i the second i saw it my heart got hot it was like oh what a ballsy halloween costume yeah i can't believe mark thinks that think thinks that's funny he went trick or treating like that's disgusting that would be crazy though you show up to a halloween party in a fucking ghost party that happens every year what we're ghosts you said it was a ghost party hey kids do you have photos of your dad in a

party in the 70s in blackface send it in today a lot of people do it you won't no i don't want you won't undermine your black family. Just fucking nonstop. That's awful. That's horrible. I was challenging people to undermine their family for fun by sending in old pictures of their relatives that would have blackface or...

Populate our subreddit with racist imagery to own your family. Got him. Reacting to fans. Mods of the subreddit, if there even are any, take those down if that happens we're not a place

for that we're a place for epic memes and goofs and daps we just want to fill people with positivity whenever with whatever video we produce like I just want to make people happy direct quote how do you do that David Dobrik's apology more like David no dick. What did he do?

He had no penis. It came out that he actually did not have a penis this whole time. That's fucking strange, man. Yeah, people were upset. Trisha Paytas actually was the one that exposed him. She's like, yeah, he has no cock. He has balls, but no cock. You buy a million Teslas, but you can't buy a cock.

Did he buy a million Teslas but you can't buy a cock do you buy a million teslas yeah yeah he's fucking who who he bought a new house for like 10 million david dobrik oh he just he's sexy he's hot yeah god what was have you seen his neck fuck his fucking veins his neck just gets me off man so wait dude David Pillsbury dough boy how about that what the fuck I'm trying to make plays on words man

don't take it so fucking seriously he's my friend I know he is and I'm sorry I thought you would think it's funny you're just not a part

of the vlog squad you wouldn't understand the bond we have yeah and I've asked if I could be part of it and they should I DM him right now and say,

can I join the vlog squad? I think y'all need some new talent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Dude, do it. What do you have to lose? Odds are...

Honestly, I have nothing to lose right now by DMing David Dobrik, yo, can I join the vlog squad? Dude, he can just do without the odds. He doesn't care. Wow.

He's just gonna do it. No, I'll say, hey, can me and my friend Ryan join the vlog squad? And Trevor says hi. Yeah, yeah yes and at modest yeah okay he actually unfollowed me so wait did he unfollowing you as well did he used to follow oh yeah he did follow you then he did and he unfollowed oh was it because i made a stinky about him on the podcast at some point i don't know listen why the fuck would he even know every super mega cast dude no he used to follow me

and I just checked and I was gonna DM him and he unfollowed me so I unfollowed him he thought you were the other Matt Watson the one that exposes pedophiles oh this guy's a real hero yeah so uh David I'm a little I'm a little bit uh I'm not gonna lie

I'm upset that you unfollowed me why you're hurt wait Cody Ko that you unfollowed me why? you're hurt wait Cody Ko did he unfollow me too? no way Cody Ko wouldn't unfollow you Tiny Meat Gang man come on wait David Dobrik is part of Tiny Meat Gang no no no

it's Noel is that his name? it's Noel Gibson Gibson Mel Gibson how do you spell Cody I love Tiny Meat Codes C-O-D-Y

space K-O that's what I thought what oh is it yeah I don't fucking know it's K-O-D-Y

no it's C I thought it was C Cody and then K-O it is it's C what thank god he still falls okay good

you have him muted though. No, I don't, dude. I want to have like a YouTube show where like people come on together and then everyone's phone gets taken and you have to look at each other and be like, do you have me muted? Just like on the spot. Okay. I have so many people muted, man. I have muted.

Actually, lately it's been a thing where it's like I follow a lot of people and I go down my timeline and it's like, oh, I don't have, I don't mind these people at all, lately it's been a thing where it's like i follow a lot of people and i go down my timeline and it's like oh i don't have i don't mind these people at all but it's like i don't know these people and i just see them every day my timeline it's like i would rather consolidate it down to people that i keep up with so i've been muting a lot of people and it's nothing personal thank you yeah maybe that's what david thought you know trying stepping in in his shoes yeah but he didn't just mute. No, but he's like, hey, you know, I don't actually know Matt. Maybe I'm trying to keep it down to just the vlog squad.

That is true. He only has 340 follows now. So, you know, he kind of. That's pretty low. That's a good ratio. Yeah. For being that famous. Ethan, who's your most prestigious follower?

Besides us, of course. Besides Matt Watson and Ryan McGee. Hmm. Hmm. I know it's tough. Markiplier? Richard Spencer? I mean, I don't agree with him, but I mean, he's very famous, so...

Ruby Tuesdays is mine. Unless they unfollowed me. Jamba Juice randomly followed me one day. I'm going to be pissed if Ruby Tuesdays unfollowed me. Am I still blocked by Olive Garden? I put up a stink. Are you blocked by Olive Garden? You were sending them...

No. Were you sending them nudes? I'm mean. Were you sending Olive Garden nudes what were you what the fuck what were you sending olive garden i was just dming them a bunch of obscene things back in like 2016 thinking i was funny and they blocked obviously they blocked me i was expecting that i thought it'd be funny but now yeah i'm still blocked they should just forget about it five years people change okay the wifi is not working dream follows me

what dream it's not fair is that where the podcast ends Matt screaming we can't end it there I don't know

I want to plug you guys too but we could that's funny that's funny the woman that voiced Siri followed me so that's funny that's funny um the woman that voiced Siri followed me so that's a

I think a lot of these people follow and it's like wow they follow me it's like no they just have a bot that follows people with a certain number

of followers so it's so weird Joe Biden follows me no he doesn't shut up man you guys should have Tucker Carlson on the podcast

oh we'll have Carson Tucker is this the first time you guys had like tucker carlson on the podcast oh we'll have carson tucker is this the first time you guys had like guests at your place they don't follow me wait ruby tuesday unfollowed yeah they unfollowed me man what the fuck too much garbage man that's bullshit too much cringe it's whatever it's probably because i didn't follow him back that's bullshit dude but it's their fault for making me and my dad wait 30 minutes for a water real story it's just a personal fucking and afterwards we just went to chili's and we enjoyed ourselves chili's is good dude ethan clive oh wait never mind he doesn't follow me

um okay pewdiepie used to follow us and then now he doesn't even have twitter i don't think good good for him i wish i could not have Twitter. I mean, I could not have Twitter. I feel the same way. It's needed. Oh, the LeRae guy follows me. Who? Rayman? That guy's smart. Who?

That's a bright man right there. Does Ray William Johnson follow you, Ethan? Ray William Johnson? Ethan, I would love to go through who follows you, because I feel like it would just kind of blow my mind and give me a little bit of pre-cum. He doesn't. Does Ryan Reynolds follow you? No no he follows jacksepticeye he does i'll go through my verified followers if you want do you get followed by like a million verified accounts that follow a million other verified accounts and it's just like bots that do it some of them who follows spongebob follows me the real guy the Spongebob follows me. The real guy. The Spongebob?

Shit. Yeah. Is that real? No, it's not. It's not true? Show me. I don't have to prove anything to you, Trevor. Are you sure about that?

You had a lot to prove last night. I mean, one air mattress for two boys. I mean, man, I got a good look at you for 25 minutes in the shower. Tell you what, man, that air mattress definitely needs to be refilled after last night. Hey, dude, it got loud. It got loud. It's a long list, isn't it, Ethan? Still scrolling.

Bill Gates. Real Donald. Yeah, fuck you, Zuckerberg. That's just like, dude, you're scrolling through a whole list of verified people. Like, pages and pages of verified people. Yep. Yeah, Ethan. Does Markiplier follow you?

Yes. Well, he follows me, too. And me. So, you think you're hot shit, but you know what? No, I am. Three out of the four people in this room worked for and lived with Markiplier? Dude, I played a game with him. What you mean i'm a big shot we played many games with him whatever i played among us with him i played hide and seek with him in real life

we played do that naked hide and seek game where he would flip this the breaker so we could not even turn the uh he didn't have to be naked we did but but we wouldn't we couldn't even turn the lights on because he would flip the whole breaker for the house yeah so it's like oh it's fun with the lights off but like even if it's like time out time we can't turn it on you know like when he would open doors to find you you just rip it off it's like hinges slightly like it'll be a little too forceful it's like okay we get it dude every single door in that house had at least two of the three hinges how many uh like holes in the walls were there in that house most of them are from me oh. Oh, okay. From his head. From his head?

When Mark slammed his head. Yeah, so like, we'd be playing hide and seek and I'd be running and he would put his foot out and he'd see me coming. He had night vision goggles too, it's not fair.

And he'd push me and my fucking forehead would smack into the wall and just drywall all over the place. I still have drywall in my forehead. I can feel it.

It's like under the skin. Oh, really? Grey movie with Scarlett Johansson, by the way. Drywall? Under the skin. Oh. Drywall. Sorry with Scarlett Johansson, by the way. Drywall? Under the skin. Oh. Drywall. Scarlett Johansson. I do like Under the Skin.

Not a very good movie. I have to pee-pee. I really have to piss. Do you guys want to go cross streams? Do I have to pee? I don't have to. Do you guys want to four-way cross streams and we can end the podcast with a picture of all of us doing that? Yeah. Before we go, let's, uh, let's, where can people find you guys?

Find me on the Epic S&P server. Modest Cube. Notice how they didn't talk about that the whole podcast. That was really mean. That was really mean what Schlatt said to you on Twitter. I'm not gonna lie,

when I saw that, I was like, Jesus, what the fuck did I say? That was personal. No, no, he's like, he attacked me for like this dead server, but like the thing like it's not even my it's like it well it's i guess it's mine now i don't fucking know okay i made it and then like trevor was one of the

first people i invited and trevor uh did most of the leg work yeah almost i would say 99 because trevor's very type a i'm very type b and And Trevor just fucking like was like, all right, we're doing this and this and this and organized shit and got people on board. And I was like, fuck, OK. All right. And now it's like I still get on. Nope. I got on like three times. Well, I haven't.

It's not like I've been, you know, I've just been gone completely. Yeah, no, I didn't. We're letting it die so we can do the big resurgence of this. Well, no, that's that's what it's doing. We're relaunching in like a couple weeks. You're going to be there? I will be there.

You're going to be there? If I work up... I feel like I should be streaming by then again. It's April, April 2nd. Should I just delete everything and like reinstall the mods as like new shit

and everything? Yeah, there's new shit. I told Trevor this. I told Trevor I was like... It's my fishing tracks. It's my server, but it doesn't feel right. No, it's all good.

Is Jacob's little surprise still there waiting for me when I get back? Jacob has like, he had a whole video planned for that thing. And he's waited like a whole month. Is he still going to go through with it?

I don't know. Like maybe if you do it, like he'll probably, what does he do? So Jacob has like a Joker arc on like the server. And like he had a thing where he's like, he was like, I got to find someone to like do this thing too. I'm and like he had a thing where he's like he was like I gotta find someone to like

do this thing to. I'm not gonna spoil it but he's just like he was like trying to decide I was like oh maybe Ryan's good so he did it to Ryan but then that was like the day he did it Ryan never logged on again. So he's just been like waiting for it. That first week though of Epic S&P

it was like the first week of Pokemon Go. It was so fucking good. We'll bring it back. We'll bring it back. But like I said, it's like, I feel guilty. Good. No, you shouldn't. It's fine.

No, no, no. No, no, no. I mean, you should have it. I want Trevor to have it just because it's like he has the... I don't like the responsibility. Because now I get people like Shlatt. Well, I don't like the responsibility. I don't like it.

Okay, Shlatt was being an asshole about that. What did Shlatt say? Trevor threw some tiny little joke at Shlatt. And Sh Schlatt was being an asshole about that. What did Schlatt say? Trevor threw some tiny little joke at Schlatt, and Schlatt was like, how's that server doing, buddy? It was like... How's the dead server? All these people don't like you anymore, man.

They're not joining. They fucking hate you, man. That's how I read it. That's how I read it, too. And I was like, holy shit. But then Trevor's like, oh, refer that to Matt Watson. I don't want that responsibility, man.

The day before I actually gave the server to Trevor. So I was like, Trevor, I gave it to you. And then, uh. What do you mean? Yeah. What? What do you mean? They're just playing footsie.

They're playing footsie over here. I got shoes on, he doesn't. Bro, you playing footsie with the Air, that's not the Air Force one that had the mayo on it. It's not? No, no mayo on this one. Just this one. I still see a little bit actually.

But, uh. It's in the creases. Where can people find y'all? Well, tell us a little bit about yourself. You said the Epic SMP. Yeah, dude. So when's the relaunch? I think it's April 2nd. We're doing like a... It's that soon? Yeah. Oh, damn. Is that too soon? No, no.

So, okay, the idea is like we're doing like a business arc now. So like, I'm like, I wanted to make it so like we have things to do and we're just not aimlessly just fucking around okay and it'll probably last like a two good weeks that's that's pretty good right two weeks to get everyone together again and be like oh it like comes in spurts like like a tv show yeah that's kind of what i want because like i don't none of the people in that server are like dedicated minecraft players yeah i mean that was that's probably one of them. They're all variety, yeah. I don't even stream.

You had such a good stream, though. You gotta get a sub on, man. You know how much fucking money you can make? Dude, I made $40,000 that night. That's a joke I did not make anywhere near $40,000. I mean, it was like $35,000. That could be like... With Epic SMP, I made literally like

my actual 9 to 5 paycheck from streaming. Fuck yeah. It's insane. It's crazy. That's amazing. Minecraft makes money. Trying to guilt them now?

It's like, yeah, dude, so I actually finally was happy making money with someone I love, but then you dropped the ball, so, you know, it'd be cool. No, I don't like...

That's the thing. I don't want to get stuck in a corner being like a fucking Minecraft streamer. That would suck. I can't play that's the thing I don't want to get stuck in a corner being like a fucking Minecraft streamer that would suck I can't play Minecraft like forever man it's good in spurts for me it's like server is just like a

it was scratching that itch of socializing I will say like that the first week or two of it was because it was all of these creators that have never really interacted what we did was cool it's like we brought all these creators from different corners together for the first time that i never met and people got to see them all interact uh so i mean even if the server like ended up dying back down like i still think it was really cool and like historic and that's yeah exactly it's

not like the other like it's just like we shouldn't even like call it an smp it's just like a fucking like server it's just an event it's just well yeah fucking server. It's just an event. Well, yeah. It's funsies. And also, it's like... Ron and I talked about jumping back on and maybe just him and I just trekking so far away and just starting our tiny little village. We didn't start a village, but you and I went on a very long fishing trip. We did, yeah.

I want to go fishing in real life. Me too. That would be cool. Continue. Anyways. No, yeah, we got some things planned. So if you guys want to hop on

April 2nd. Okay. You look at me like I'm not going. No, it's just like he's like putting it all on you and like I'm the one that made it

and hasn't even touched it. I think I just prefer Ryan as well. Yeah. Anyways, but yeah, it just, it feels weird being like hop on the server guys because I just prefer Ryan as a friend yeah anyways but yeah it just it feels weird being like hop on the server guys because I don't

I really don't care it's but okay then we won't no but you should anyways it's a good time that's the thing I just want to like I want to just have a good time

that's like why I'm pushing it it's really fun and I love playing Minecraft my problem is and I've said this for the last four years I don't know what it is

I start streaming I get really into it and then I I just dip off and I can't keep myself into it. I don't know why. Streaming's hard. It's almost like I prefer making content rather than streaming, but I really do like streaming. But also streaming, I can't force myself to keep doing. It's almost like I know that I don't have to do it. My job is creating rather than streaming. It's like I know that I don't have to do it for my, it's like my job is creating rather than streaming. It's like, I know that I don't have to do it.

So it's like, it's easier for me to be lazy, get home from work and I'm tired. And it's like, oh, I should stream, but it's like, oh, I'd rather sit on the couch and drink a beer and watch South Park. You know? That's awesome. Yeah, man.

That's badass, man. Yeah, that's a good time. When Cartman says that C word. Yeah, my hands are really sweaty. Yeah. Anyway, Easton, did you want to, did you want to plug yourself too? No. He's like famous, man.

All right. Yeah. Actually, Trevor, what's your, throw us your Twitters and your YouTube channel. I think this is the third time. No one's saying it though. I thought you have said it. I have said it.

No, he said the Epic S&P. No, he said Modest Cube. Literally Modest Cube everywhere. I don't... Maybe I'll do YouTube in the future. Stormfrog? Hmm? No, man.

Oh, yeah, my merch. Buy my merch. Okay. When does this podcast come out? Next Wednesday or something. Should be Wednesday. Is that before April 1st? Yes.

It's... That is... I don't know what day it is today. It's the 19th. That's right, because it was my birthday yesterday. Oh, that is definitely before... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. It's like the 20th. Buy my merch it is today um so the 19th that's right because it was my birthday that is definitely before yeah okay okay yeah buy my merch guys uh i've made a lot of money so far and i want to make a lot more so i can buy a car and move um good yeah that's that's my plan trevor where are you gonna move your merch is sick probably awesome it is

actually so come to la with us man it's so expensive and i've lived here before and i don't have good memories of this place of la you can make new ones that's true honestly new good memories yeah it's expensive it's fucking insane luckily ryan and i got this castle for free just buy a house yeah you think so just a million dollar house that looks like garbage this was actually this was a whole squatters rights thing because this castle here ryan and i read up about squatters Squatter's rights. Yeah, you think so? Just a million dollar house that looks like garbage? This was actually, this was a whole squatter's rights thing because this castle here, Ryan and I read up

about squatter's rights law and we claimed it as our own and holds up. It's good. It's the same thing. No rent, no mortgage. Is that like why there's like smell in here?

That. You guys don't take care of the place. Well, that could be the dead shark that's afoot from Ethan's head. Well, Jackson's supposed to take care of the pool.

There's a dead fucking shark right in his head. Do you want to hold him? Yeah, pass it over, man. I want to grab this. Yeah, I mean, that's a real dead shark. Ethan, are you sure you don't want to plug yourself before the big pissing event? Before the big piss event? Because, Ethan, the piss event is going to blow all of us up.

And if you don't plug yourself now, then... CrankGamePlace.com, you can also buy my merch and give me more up. True, true, true. And if you don't plug yourself now, then... Crankgameplace.com. You can also buy my merch and give me more money. I mean, you could also buy Super Mega's merch. No, no, no. I don't think our shop's open yet. It's not. Wait, oops.

It's a real shop. Or mine. It's a dead shark. I'm, like, touching its eyeball. It's first dissection for, like... You can take it home and dissect it if you want to. I don't... Can you bring that through TSA?

If you want. Can someone take it? Because someone mailed that to us. I don't. I don't want it. Someone mailed the dead shark to us in that bag and it's been there for weeks in the podcast. It's kind of disturbing.

I don't want it. You're not going to dissect it? That's preserved in formaldehyde. That could be like a Patreon thing. Dissect it. That's not a bad idea. Dissecting it for Patreon? You know what? We won't commit to it,. That's not a bad idea. What? Dissecting it for Patreon? You know what?

You know, we won't commit to it, but yes, that is an idea. Yeah, thanks. That is the super mega model. I have some ideas. I mean, yeah, it could easily make us more successful in money, but we won't commit to it. So it's. Yeah.

Well, what do you say we all go take a piss? I don't have to pee. Well. And I'm not showing you my cocks. I saw your cocks. Your cocks? Trevor's two cocks. Two cocks.

There's that guy that had two penises. I saw your dick last night, but I don't remember. A lot. You stared at it for like 20 minutes on the show. And I don't remember it. I don't remember it. I was showing it now. I don't want to see it because if I see it, then I feel pressure to show mine.

You don't have to show me your penis. I show my penis to everyone. He does show his penis to everyone I'm staring at Matt Dude what are you doing man? I showed you my penis dude Why'd you stretch it like that? Why'd I stretch it like that because that's what they're made for. Made for stretching

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