supermegashow - EP 240 - No Girls Allowed (ft. MeatCanyon)

Episode Date: April 14, 2021

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Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. Which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit angie.com that's a-n-g-i.com i'm gonna really make the editing really hard on this episode that's on me this there you go but the uh uh but that guy is also in this great movie called itania with uh that really hot chick from Margot Robbie. It's great.

Margot Robbie. Yeah. Smoke show. But he plays like a guy who basically just like leaks the whole thing. She was in her early twenties when she got her. Did you know that Scarlett Johansson was in her early twenties when she started with the Avengers shit? Yeah.

Well, do you imagine Scarlett Johansson was like, she was in lost in translation with Bill Murray and she was really young and sexy back then and stuff, which out of the, the, the breakup movies from that were her and Lost in Translation, and I think her is by far a more superior movie. And then there, wasn't she in like this, she was in this old movie where like... She's in this movie, I'll tell you what. Based on a book? Not to cut you off, but she's in this sci-fi movie, and you get to see her titties and pussy, and it's fucking awesome.

Oh, Under the Skin? Yeah, it's awesome. the skin only turn the brightness off it's a great movie well still but but and also it's yeah it's a fucking awesome movie but then it's like even bigger perk like i was sitting there and i was like holy shit that was also i was watching the favorite which is a great a24 film i love the favorite it's awesome but you get to see emma i like the lobster a lot more have you seen the lobster lobster is amazing okay the lobster that i love that director he's fucking awesome what the lobster the lobster not made anything since the favorite the favorite was last thing well that was like 2018 it was like 2018 so it's pretty recent but he made the lobster

then he made killing of a sacred deer which is really good we saw that in theaters lobster is still my favorite out of those the lobster the lobster is so funny the lobster is one of those movies where it feels like a drama. It's so it's like the perfect dark humor of like it's so dry. The way he builds his universes are really great. Like there's like a set rule in the universe. And he sticks to

it. Like the opening scene in The Lobster just explains everything right off the bat with also setting the tone. And Colin Farrell is such a great choice for both of those movies. He's always good in those roles like in bruges where i'm he's not like aware of that the movie like he's not aware that it's a movie but he's aware of like the movie that he's in and the tone and everything whatever he's a part of anything that's big budget always sucks harry potter alexander the great not harry potter

it was fantastic yeah i was like who's he in harry potter he was in the fantastic beast i never saw the main antagonist i was i was telling this with uh flash kids i was like, who's he in Harry Potter? He was in the Fantastic Beasts. I never saw this. He was the main antagonist. I was telling this with Flash Kids. I was like, if Harry Potter's not involved, why the fuck do I care about that wizard universe? That's the thing, man. I didn't like Fantastic Beasts, and then the second movie they tried to make after that wasn't that good. You know who I've slowly realized is one of my favorite actors that I've always really loved, but recently-

Kevin Spacey? I love Kevin Spacey. Yeah. Yeah. You do love Kevin Spacey. I was agreeing that you do love him. No, Iy? I love Kevin Spacey. Yeah. As a person, I just like... I was agreeing that you do love him. No, I just mean like I love what he does. I don't know if his acting's okay, but like who he is as a person, I really enjoy.

Oh, he's a great benefactor. Did you see him reading poetry aloud? Yes. And I said, that's why I love you, Kevin. Yeah. I like when he's in character and he's like doing this weird trope thing. And he does like Christmas and Thanksgiving. That's Frank Underwood. He's like doing this like weird trope thing. And he does like Christmas, the like Thanksgiving and Christmas videos.

That's Frank Underwood. He's like, eh, season's greetings. And it's like, it's been six years since he's been on That's where Frank Underwood's from.

Senator from South Carolina. Hey. Yeah, that's right. We're proud of that one. Hey-o. But one of my favorite actors that like, I've always really liked,

I never knew his name until recently though. It's Michael Stuhlberg. Stuhlbarg? Stuhlberg? What has he done? I love him so much. He's such a good actor. He's in A Serious Man.

He's the dad in Call Me By Your Name. And he's the antagonist in the Bryan Cranston show, Your Honor. Call Me By Your Name. I can't put a face to him. He's one of those actors, if you saw him, everyone knows his face, but no one knows his name. Because he doesn't, I don't think he,

well, A Serious Man didn't get a huge release. I haven't seen it. It's awesome. Yeah, it's a great movie. You know this guy. I can look at him and... From the... Call Me By Your Name was great. Did you hear... I've never seen that. He's just showing random... I mean, I have.

He's showing random Persian men on his iPhone. No, that's what it looks like. He's so good, though. He's like, look at this guy. He's a different guy each time. You've seen Call Me By Your Name? I have seen but I don't recall him. I don't know why. You don't recall him by his name? Do you think there's something kind of telling that every time I see a gay... When I see Brokeback Mountain

I always cry during it. I cry when I saw Call Me By Your Name. Because it's two men kissing and you're disappointed in the fact that we're at this point in cinema where they can show it on screen comfortably. I hold my ears. I hold my head. I'm Hollywood.

No, no, no, no. Stop! Hollywood's agenda. That's what I did the whole time. It's like in the theater during Brokeback Mountain. No! No! I can imagine that being a theater in the South.

Like when I saw it. Stop! Please! At the end when he's by the fireplace I like you know get some tears going same with Brokeback Mountain though that scene got some tears going

at the end when he's like he's like you fool whatever like that at the end I always tear up but anytime it's like you know like and there's movies I love

like when Harry met Sally that's another like I love those movies but I'm never tearing you know have you seen Blue Valentine yes I have actually I think that one's sad as fuck

because I more think about the kid. I think it's just because I hate women. You hate women? I think maybe that's the... I'm like, I relate to this so much more that it's just guys. Just guys being guys. Let's dig into that.

What are you trying to say with that? What about blue is the warmest color? That's a horribly sad film. The L word. But I wanted to say, I I watched all of the L Word. Wasn't that good. I would actually pass on it. The first couple of seasons are okay. But I was going to say with

Calling By Your Name, that actor, did you hear the allegations of him talking about the cannibal shit? Yeah, he's just like, I want to drink your blood. He's just like, what? He's like, what? He's like, okay, so what? Is this a smear campaign? I want to eat your flesh. i want to tear your flesh off and eat it i want to feel my teeth protruding into each layer of your meat do you think that whenever you see a movie and the first depiction you see of that

person defines their entire career for you the first time i ever saw that army hammer what's his name army army hammer it's not aie Hammer Armie Hammer that's what I mean it's like what a fucking change your name exactly exactly was he both of those? right right well when I saw the movie

because I didn't know the guy I was like oh they probably just got hired like Hollywood twins or something right well I would when I was young I remember like since I saw let's say i saw tim allen in the santa claus but then like i'd everything i'd see tim allen and i'd be like oh he won't be that bad because he was in the santa claus and he can't say anything that or you're always like oh it's the santa claus well that's why i like last man standing so much because he says what he feels because he works in a gun shop what is the last man standing it's it Standing? It's the sitcom he did after

Home Improvement. It's the sitcom where he's like, I'm going to stick it to California. Can you give me your best? Uh? Uh? Uh? I can't.

His actually sounded pretty good. His was good. I used to watch the show all the time. I was always freaked out by the neighbor. Wilson? Yeah, I hated how he... Fucking peeping. I was always freaked out by the neighbor. Wilson? Yeah, I hated how he... Oh, fucking peeping. I hated that he just was peeping

and Tim Allen's just like, oh, well, my fucking wife's a bitch. Have you tried hitting her around a bit? He's like, I haven't. Wilson just gives him like... With a closed fist, Tim. He gives him advice

on domestic... He's like, teeth are a lot softer than you think, Tim. Tim, if you put an orange in a sock, it won't bruise. You don't want a bruiser, Tim. Photos are a real thing. Especially in this new digital era. Yeah, exactly.

iPhones are a stranger danger, Tim. I just always got anxiety because it's the thing of the way you connect with someone, I guess. You kind of see their face and you see like how they're emoting but with him it's just like just the top of his like yeah yeah yeah tim yeah yeah okay philosophical blah blah and as a kid i'm like just show your fucking face it's a great character though too i love like the idea of it being like that's like one thing that i find that i enjoy most with like most art nowadays is like ambiguity yeah like never being able to truly know something and you like put your own perception on it and it's like kind of like it's almost to truly know something and you like put your own

perception on it and it's like kind of like it's almost like a satisfying itch in a weird way of like you're like putting on a wool sweater and it's like if you knew what it was you wouldn't have that kind of like what the fuck is that but that's what makes it so captivating is because you're like what the fuck is that what does wilson look like that guy's like who are you db and look like he like he like he like up and he's like black. He just has white face on. He's just like, it's a weird skin condition. It's Michael Jackson.

Exactly, yeah. We won't talk about him too much. We've been ragging on Michael a little bit. Did you see the HBO series? Did you talk about that? Yes, we did last week. Did you have fun watching it? I did, 100% the entire time.

When I went into the documentary, I'm like, yeah, Michael Jackson rapes kids. And I clicked play and stuff. I was like, he definitely has raped children. And then they try to do a thing of like, well, you know, Michael Jackson. They try to like, it's very biased, though. Like that documentary was very, very one-sided. They didn't even interview Michael Jackson. Yeah, where is he in the whole thing? it's very biased though. Like that documentary was very, very one-sided, which, you know, even interview Michael Jackson.

Yeah. Where is he in the whole thing? It's like, hello. But I, I enjoyed it, but I found myself oddly enjoying the parts most when they like described actually like getting by Michael.

No, for real. Is now a good time to go to some ad break sponsors for today the most tension came from them well yeah no i mean obviously that's like but but the only reason i enjoyed the most is because i know the director's like what happened and he's like do i have to he's like i want you to detail describe me and the more horrifying it gets the director's like gold they go into fucking detail they really do go into detail yeah he's like he bent me over and he licked my asshole and he would like me to spread my cheek that's one way to describe it i mean is it not is that it was great the best part i was it's no because the thing is that my popcorn i was just yeah i'm like scarfing that popcorn no it's horrible

but it's because it's so like it's captivating in the worst ways like it's like because it's so raw and real I mean it's like it's just really great journalism in a weird way. Oh it's captivating in the sense where it's like it's something so real and raw and awful like you don't want to look away

yeah and you get really hard and it's like cool sure yeah imagine like like your dream is to be this big famous hollywood actor and you land this huge role and you're like finally it's gonna happen it's like well we're not gonna show your face so who was that wilson from home improvement from michael jackson Wilson. From Home Improvement? From Michael Jackson's State Neverland? Remember in the documentary Wilson was always Michael Jackson, you shouldn't be touching those kids. See, the Wilson documentary would go this.

It shows him driving down Sunset or something. He's just like, yeah. He's like, yeah, I used to come down here a lot when I was younger. Or back in the day, it was cool. A lot of spots here and there. And he's kind of like doing that. He does a deal of shows the rear view mirror and just his eyes and stuff. He's hi i'm uh whatever his name my name is greg fitzpatrick i've played wilson i mean i don't know the actor's name but he's like and

it's like a documentary like that and then he goes yeah and uh this is my life exactly and then it just like the camera stays on him in that wide shot definitely drone footage of like definitely drone footage of him like Amoeba Records. Is that it? Okay. Is that it? Then he gets up. That happens at the end.

Yeah, yeah. Takes off the mic. Tim Allen's just like, let me tell you about my 16 DUIs. He's making like a hot pocket while there's like narration over it. He's getting a hot pocket? He's making a hot pocket. Do you guys mind if I cook some? That's what he says.

Put some Tyson nuggets In the oven I hate those interviews Where it's like What are they I can't remember who does it Is it like Vogue's 20 questions To like Emma Stone

Where it's like Oh hey Emma And it's like Oh you just caught me As I just got back From buying some milk Yeah it's the worst Well one

It's like so heavily scripted It's disgusting You wanna play some ping pong The worst one's Kim Kardashian And like the fucking Like museum that she lives in What do you wanna to be remembered for? And it would have been really funny if she was self-aware and she would have been like,

I want to be known for my sex tape with Ray J, which is what people are going to remember. They won't allow us to speak about it. Yeah, we're sponsored by Raycon, so. No, we can talk about it. Not in the ad read. Don't bring up me busting inside Kim K. That's essentially what it says. What's up on Ray J?

Oh my God, Ray J, is that you? I love your headphones. It's worded differently in the ad read we have, like the notes they give us. It doesn't say don't bring up, but I have seen it, yes. Of course. I listened to it with my Ray Con. I remember not enjoying it when I saw it for the first time because I was like, this sucks.

Paris Hilton's is much better. They're 100% going to drop us after this and the super minicast thing. Nah, man, we're just talking. I thought Paris Hilton had a better sex date. Paris Hilton's is much better They're 100% going to drop us after this and the super minicast thing Nah man we're just talking I thought Paris Hilton had a better sex tape On the boat? Paris Hilton and I always That was Pamela

Pamela and Tommy Lee on the boat is The best sex tape ever made How big his cock is Yeah he's big dick You're just like listening to kickstart my heart You put kickstart my heart on the radio while you're listening to it. You just beat your cock off and you're good to go. Paris Hilton was cool because she was one of the few ones that successfully used night vision.

Yep. And they're looking into the fucking camera like they're deer. She had night vision porno? Yeah. So many. Because her porn tape is essentially the douchebag who filmed it. Like a bro. It's like a bro.

Early 2000s. Don't outbrent like that. Well, the way they released the sex tape was like he's also doing kind of like a mini documentary about it where like he's watching and he's like, yeah, I remember when she was like 18 when we filmed this. Yeah, this was like back in the time, you know. And he's like explaining like the sex tape. She was very young. I think she was like 18 too at this time. Well, actually when I'm jer's like explaining the sex tape before you see it

I think she was like 18 too at this time well actually when I'm jerking off to a sex tape I get off a little bit, it makes me come faster if I watch the in between parts where the guy is talking about the sex tape and describing it instead of the actual sex tape I think Paris Hilton was the first blowjob I saw the majority of the time when I'm watching porn

by the time I'm done with it I'm usually laughing because I find that I get off on very weird shit. Really? From porn-wise, whatever. So what do you... I can't see this going in any good direction. In the search bar, some keywords you might throw in.

Never search bar. It's always on the home screen. You scroll down. You're on xandxx.com. You're scrolling down that blue home page with all the categories. What am I? I live in America. I'm on xandxx.com. You're scrolling down that blue homepage with all the categories. What am I? I live in America. I'm on pornhub.com. I'm scrolling. Ever since the big purge, even?

Was there a big purge? Yeah, there was a big purge of all amateur videos. And so it's only verified accounts. Why? Oh, was there underage shit a lot? There was a huge scandal. I mean, it's good that they did that. Which one was it?

Was it the two guys? I forgot the name of the people. I don't know the specific case. I just know that basically Pornhub got so big that there was no way they could verify. But there was a specific case that started it. It was a specific case where I can't remember the company's name. It was a porn company. And basically they would put out casting calls for models and then how that goes.

They'd be like, oh, we're fucked. And then it's like, okay. And they would tell these models that this tape is for a rich person it's not gonna be made public can I just say that through that whole deal I always hate in those casting call

type stuff whenever it's like supposed to be casual and they're just like don't you have a little pussy a nice little pussy on you and she's just like yeah I mean

and she's like she's like yeah thanks he's like you got a little rose pussy on you huh and he's like like fucking like touching it and like flicking it and shit

she's like okay always when I watch those i'm always just like i feel like god damn dude upsetting and then it was oh you have a nice little found out that some of those girls were underage yeah well that's inevitable since they have an accountant porn hub so that started then porn hub i think started to put more well it's good that they're doing that at least no yeah it's good that they have a better security system for that shit. But also, in the car from the airport today, speaking of blowjobs. Right. Did you see someone giving a blowjob? Oh, yeah.

He gave me roadhead. So, I think I know what you're going with this. So, I'm going to tell you about the first time I ever got a blowjob. Okay. You told me this in the car from the airport. So, the first time I ever got a blowjob was like high school. I was like 15 or 16. Lucky?

Yeah. I was 32. No, I was like 16, 15 or 16. And I found that when I look back at my life, I think about like the most pivotal moments of sexual, your sexual history. It's about maybe the first 10. Times?

Usually. Yeah. Yeah. The first 10 times usually yeah yeah yeah so the first 10 so the but it's like usually the first like 10 times and then i remember very distinctly the first six times i ever did anything sexual with somebody was always during a really inappropriate movie the first time I ever got head, and I actually had that kind of sexual experience,

the first time I ever got a blowjob, I was getting ready to bust, was during the part in The Green Mile when John Coffey is getting electrocuted in the chair. And I remember very distinctly being like, oh, fuck. In the background, I heard like, oh, come on, boss, don't turn the lights off i'm afraid i'm afraid of the dog

and she's like oh my god dude that when you told me that i i just i almost cried i almost flipped the car right i didn't really know how good of it was like i'm i don't even know why i was like i was like going back we've been i've been seeing this girl for you know we made out it was memorable not because of the blowjob because the that scene's so fucking good well i mean not even that but it was like i remember we had made out before but i remember i didn't even like plan on like doing anything but it was like oh let's go he was like you want to go back to my house i'm like watching a movie she's like sure whatever and i remember i was like flipping through like that

like 70 pound like dvd case that people used to have the cd and i'm like i was like yeah exactly the dvds and i was like you want to watch a green mile it's like yeah you like tom hanks and like race racial issues and like the prison system and stuff she's like let's do it and this is like if you have to think about this we watched about two hours of green before she was like we were like started fumbling around as soon as she saw them

preparing John Candy she was like John Coffee John Coffee John Candy he's sitting there he's sitting there in his sweater

and like playing strings in automobiles I like me that's what he said that's what I said to her I had like my little tiny dick out like it's kind of chubbed up she's like is that it and I'm like I like me That's what he said That's what I said to her I had like my little Tiny dick out

Like it's kinda chubbed up She's like is that it And I'm like I like me I'll give you a piece of candy You bitch I like that like Do you remember your first

Blowjob Matthew Yes I do You have to Do you remember where it took place You have to It took place in my You have In my

You have to You must You have to Come on It was in my lofted... You have? In my... You have to! You must! You have to! Come on! It was in my lofted college freshman dorm bed. Hey, dude. Rich. Nice.

Rich. Spoiled. My fucking lofted, shaky metal bed. Yeah, yeah. No, it was... It was... Going to USC. Sitting in the moldy dorm room.

It was great, man. I'm just kidding. It wasn't. It was just... I was like... Right. I thought that would be a lot... I remember thinking... I don't know, for me, I was just like, I'm surprised that a girl

is willing to put my dick in her mouth. And I was more surprised by that. I didn't care about, like, the technique or anything like that. I don't think I ever thought about that. I just remember when it was happening, I was just like, it's happening, it's happening, it's happening, it's happening. I was like, what the fuck? I think that was all I was repeating in my head. When I lost my virginity, I didn't even care how I felt. I was like, it's happening! It's finally happening!

Nice. Come on, dude. Come on, man. The ladies ain't gonna listen to this one, right? Boys only. No girls allowed. It's the name of this episode. My girls can listen if they want. Definitely not. Get them out of here.

I don't like that. It's sick. That reads. Oh, okay. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs, projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality,

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Welcome back from the ad reads. We'll record those another day, I'm sure. It's not a Monday, man. Yeah. I don't want to do those in front of Hunter. Of course not. What's wrong with them? It just takes a long time for us to read the ad reads.

Well, I could get another drink. No, I don't feel like reading the ad. You can get another drink. I just don't feel like it. I don't really want to do the ads. Okay. I mean, I love them. I just didn't want to stop your guys' production Just because I'm here

You're adding to it by being here No no no Stop That sounds so scummy No no no Stop it You're not imposing at all Like whispering

Talk to me like a regular human being No Come on You're a good boy like whispering I'm like talk to me like a regular human being no come on you know how it is you're a good boy okay what'd you pick up Matthew I picked up a copy

of Forrest Gump it's crazy the book the movie's based on I didn't even know that that was based that's what I hate about movies sometimes man Jaws is based on a book

Jurassic Park's based on a book you wanted to be based on just like the guy like the director was like oh like Big Shark and Ocean or Dinosaur Park it's always a book? You want it to be based on just like the guy, like the director was like, oh, like Big Shark and Ocean or Dinosaur Park. It's always a book. Just read the second paragraph of this book.

Read it. The second paragraph of Forrest Gump. I've been an idiot. Can I do it in the Gump voice? I've been an idiot since I was born. My IQ is near 70, which qualifies me. So they say. Probably, though, I'm closer to being an imbecile or maybe even a moron,

but personally I'd rather think of myself as like a half-wit or something and not no idiot because when people think of an idiot, more than likely they'd be thinking of one of them Mongolian idiots, the ones with their eyes too close together, what look like Chinaman on Jewelot and play with themselves. That was, that's the second paragraph in Forrest Gump.

That's actually the opening. Such a wholesome movie. I love how they put the movie cover on it so it puts Tom Hanks as one against like the racist book. As the one saying that.

I wish they had started the movie like he's on the bench and that's the first thing he says. Yeah, the guy sits down waiting for the bus and he's just like

the thing about Mongolia. Mongolia, Chinaman, drooling everywhere. That's the first fucking thing in the movie. It's like, oh, okay. It's not like, I have some nice shoes. Okay, so Dr. Seuss is canceled. Why isn't Forrest Gump canceled? Yeah, so wait.

It's just a few selections from Dr. Seuss, right? But still. Was there any pivotal hits that were taken or not? Cat in the Hat? They didn't take down Cat in the Hat. People made this such a bigger deal than it was.

They're not banning it. The publishers, the estate of Dr. Seuss was like, oh, we're just not going to print these ones anymore. There's still so many out there. But wasn't it because of racial implications? I mean, yeah, we're just not going to print these ones anymore. There's still so many out there. But wasn't it because of racial implications? I mean, yeah, they drew some pretty racial things. Which I thought was odd.

There's one in particular. I never thought that he drew any actual, I thought it was always like made-up creatures. He did draw very offensive depictions of African people. Oh, I see. And Chinese people. So basically what happened at the end of the day was that it's like George Lucas being like, no, it's an alien.

They're like, well, it has like a severely strong Chinese accent. And then the aliens are like, do you not know what you are talking about? Yeah, exactly. He's like, no, it's an alien. He's like, okay, so there are aliens. He's like, okay, the Jedi are fucking with the Trade Federation. But they talk like that.

Exactly. And he was like sitting there and he's like, I think it's kind of weird that people are stretching and really trying to reach that. Hey man, that's a stretch. Come on. He's like, it's a reach that they think Jar Jar Binks is Rastafarian. He's like, what's going to come out of my door? It's like, really dude? Like, are you serious?

What about an episode where he's like, ah, little Annie, I can't wait for you to race for me. The Jewish alien? Yeah. Literally. He's sitting there and he's just like, he's always just like, we want to take a job. Only if we make a deal. Would you like to smoke some hookah?

What if he was like, Eh, only if we make a deal. Listen, I'm only going to let Annie go if you give me a nice deal and some matzo balls. Do they have Rubens on display? I just kicked your own ass with your shoe. You threw a shoe at my ass. It was your own shoe, so you kicked your own ass. You know what's crazy?

The thing is that this is very similar to Joe Rogan's podcast. Because of the mics? Yeah. Even just the idea of all the right wing stuff that you guys are talking about before the Episode started no no no no Is that we're not bringing unless you unless if you ask 4chan I'm a I'm a communist soy boy cuck so the only thing Matt like or I have Like I've ever defended our guns rights and most recently Matt defending Matt Gaetz

But that's about it. Okay. I'm just saying, man. A 17 ain't that big of a deal. That's a fucking joke. That's a fucking joke. It was really, really odd when I walked in here and Ryan was walking me down the hallway. He's like, yeah, this is our fan art section. I was like, oh, that's cool. And he's like, let me bring up an honest statistic for you.

And I said, okay. And he's like, what's kind of odd is that 13% of the population commits 50% of the crimes and I'm like, isn't that weird? and I said, what do you mean by that? he's like, you do the math and he just grinned at me like a big, like that

Ben Shapiro soundboard yeah that's the facts you sat down at your computer with your John Tron wallpaper No no He just wasn't He just wasn't prepared

For the argument What are you What are you saying About John Tron What are you trying to say dude You realize that's an OG game grump right Yeah

Oh shit You can't fuck with royalty I mean Royalty being John Tron Royalty I mean honestly John did have a good point

When he did say that Black people commit more crimes because genetically they're more predisposed to commit crimes science is crazy that's the facts man I'm sorry I can't I mean John Tron's done the studying he's of course done all the research

you know the movie growing up rich hustle and die is that the movie or hustle and flow there's hustle and flow you've probably talked about. Hustle and... Terrence Howard. Not Starsky and Hutch? No, no.

With Ben Stiller? With Shuggy Bear? No, no, no. That was him? In Snoop Dogg? Yes. No, but Terrence Howard in Hustle and Flow. Did you guys see his micropenis?

Terrence Howard has a micropenis? Terrence Howard, who was originally supposed to be War Machine in the Iron Man movie. Well, he was War Machine, but then... In the first one one but then he went crazy and he was like i invented a new form of math terrence ology yes which is great plus two equals but if you look he has a micro penis wait was it two plus two no no it's is it two is it two plus two equals five i'm pretty sure i guarantee the reason he went crazy like if he did not have the micro penis that stuff wouldn't have happened i promise i don't think so I think there's plenty of guys I think there's I think there's plenty of guys to have

really small dicks and they're just like happy to get no no totally but I think that might have maybe it affected him do you think if in sex there's nothing wrong with that do you think you get partial enjoyment out of like the woman getting off or is it just all about you oh yeah um that's gross I love how like I

answered seriously and like the eyes just come on to me oh yeah we're both the same yeah man I meant to That's gross. I love how I answered it seriously. Then the eyes just come on to me. Oh, yeah. We're both the same. Yeah, man. I'm actually... She has at least four or five squirting orgasms before I get off. Not even that, but I'm not going to get off if someone's grimacing at me in displeasure. You know what I mean?

It has to be primitive manhood, like monkey stuff, too. Just being like, I am the man. That's what I say every time I have sex. I usually roll over every time I have sex with my wife and I'm always just like, did you like that? What did you think?

Do you think she's ever going to be like, no. She says that every time. Was that better? Is usually what I say. Is that better? Will you coach I say. Is that better? Will you coach me next time? I told you I need you to tell me where to go. Next time you have to go in and out. You can't just stay in.

I like that. I say I like that. I want to do that. I like getting soft inside of you. That's actually my favorite part about having sex. It's whenever I have a nice limp cock and I just take my fucking, my thumb, and I just fucking, like, push it in. Just shove it in like that. Like a, just like a, like, trying to put a quarter in, like, one of those old, like,

slots. You're just, like, fucking just shoving it in like that. Are you stuffing your flaccid penis in it? Is that what you're doing? What are you doing? I curled around my thumb, and I just fucking mush it in. I'm like, you like that? And she's just like, yeah. Get a popsicle stick

next time. Whatever that is. Like a stint or whatever. A stint. Yeah. You know, we've all been there, y'all. Yeah, definitely. Right? I just don't get hard over, like, relationships. I think it's gross. Yeah. I like barely knowing somebody. That's the only way I can get hard. I don't really get hard at all, so.

Never. At least not with women. Whew. Yeah. I usually have a Google image like rottweilers or like i've told this story right don't you don't you already own a dog well i do but listen the thing about you're married right the thing about with relationships too is like you know you you ride the roller coaster how many times and you're supposed to still get excited i know it's like i know every hey i know every fucking i know every you know up and down every corner every you know that's why i like to introduce a little flavor as i like to call it it would suck if someone clipped this and emailed this to his wife i'd hate that even though this is public conversations i have with her you could uh has she ever wondered what it would be like to peg you you know for her to be the masculine

absolutely not actually the other day i went up right to peg you? You know, for her to be the masculine? No, we've been there and done that. Absolutely not. Actually, the other day, I went up right to her face and I clapped in her face. I said, I'm bored. Bored. Let's go. Hello. Do you see me?

Do you see this face? You need to work out more. Right now, you need. You say in the middle of a meal, though. Tight. So she like stops. Yeah, I put in the middle of a meal though So she like stops eating I put in a very heavy carb meal Like we get like an Italian pasta dish

Like breadsticks Tight Tighten it up I'll eat the rest Don't even worry about that You go to the restaurant with her She'll have a salad She'll have water

Can you just pour water in She'll have a water? Can you just pour water in a bowl with a few leaves of lettuce? That'll do. You have romaine back there? Do you have romaine back there? Just put a straw in the bowl. She'll be fine. If not, just get some leaves outside, put it in the water, we're good. I sit there and I hold her hand. I'm just like,

you know I do this because I love you, baby. She's like, I know. You're always looking out for me I don't know what your wife sounds like So I just gave her the typical I love you baby Oh Hunter God I love you so much I want to suck your rod

Hell god Hunter I love you I want to suck your fat cock, Hunter. Explode inside my pussy. If you're not done with that animation by midnight, these lips are not yours. That's all I'm saying. You better do a parody of Adventure Time. Have you?

I have, me. The beginning of last year. Okay. I haven't seen that one, then. I also haven't seen Adventure Time. I've made too many Cartoons to where people Just like forget

That I've made shit Your most recent one Is the Garfield right So people usually forget They're like You should have Adventure Time And I'm like I've already done it bitch

Type deal Well have you done Space Jam I'm going to Teletubbies Yes You've done Teletubbies Yeah

Sunrise bro That was one of Yeah That one made it on trending. Have you done Winnie the Pooh? Yes, I have. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? I have. These are odd. It's kind of odd. I think you guys should know this.

You're putting me in a very awkward position. What? No. Have you done The Avengers? I didn't. I usually refuse to do anything political and anything involving Avengers. Or Marvel movies. Yeah, two things you don't

talk about at family dinners. Politics and the Avengers in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Exactly. It always gets heated to who's the most powerful and I can't get into it. Yeah, no. Your Tom Brady one might be the... Might be your most...

I'd say that's your most risky one. I was actually a little shocked when I watched the Tom Brady one. I was like, oh, wow. It got banned off of Instagram. Got you banned on Instagram. I literally got my account deleted. Yeah! They messaged, they literally, like, I was like, why is my account deleted?

I don't know what I, like, that was my first community strike and stuff. And they're like, like well you uploaded child pornography you're only depicting what he does and I was like I literally am not depicting anything and I didn't even show it I'm like you do not see him kissing his son at all in that cartoon and I'm like that's all like that's exactly what he does like yeah he kisses his son

that's the joke on the lips yeah multiple times for a long time like I mean I've seen like little kids kiss their dad on the lips or whatever but it's for a long time. But there's also so many of the- And the way his neck is strained during the kiss, like, it's like, you know, when you're picking up a lot, like, your girl, you know, the old ball and chain, you pick her up, and you strain your neck, so, like, everything's pulsating.

You said pick up, and I'm sorry, I hate to derail this. When I flew in this morning, I saw on the flight, they had this Vin Diesel movie called Bloodshot. Have you heard of this? I have heard of it. I finally got to watch it because when it first came out, it was selling for $30.

I'm not going to pay $30 to see it. I bought it twice. Did you see it? I saw it twice. I bought it twice. How'd you like it? I loved it. He didn't see it. What was it about? Vin Diesel twice How'd you like it? I loved it He didn't see it What was it about? Vin Diesel What's Vin Diesel do? Takes a shot of blood

At a bar He goes Okay well I see What's going on here You're making a fool of me But it was One of the best It was one of the best

Action movies I've seen In a long time But one of the worst Movies I've seen One of the best Action movies? The script is It was like

Vin Diesel Who's like 52 at this point. Dude, Thor of the Dark World would like to step in. Thor of the what? The Dark World? Is that the second Thor movie that no one knows about? Well, that's because it's so good. It was so good that people

were just like, I can't handle it. Don't even watch it. Hey, the Dark World actually welcomed someone new today, Prince Fennel. That's true. The necromancy, the dark world actually welcomed someone new today, Prince Philip. That's true. Finally, the necromancy, the power crystals all have to be used for the queen. Got to bring this up. Last podcast, we talked about how Prince Philip looked like he was about to die. And then less than 24 hours after our podcast went out, Prince Philip died at 99.

RIP. He lived a good life. He lived a good life. Gone too soon. So young. I wish he could have stayed a few more decades. See what went down. I would feel so bummed dying at 99. It's like really I couldn't last one more year for the three digit mark.

He was like two months away I think. That's a shame. If he just had like three more vegetables in his life. I literally would have been like you keep me alive. I would put all the money you can into... Put me in comatose for three months. Yeah, I want to make it to 100. And then on my 100th birthday, kill me.

That's fine. Yeah, just throw you down some steps. Maybe a more humane, simple way would be fine. What if that's how they killed John Coffey? Just have big flight of steps like the Aztecs did and just kick him down. That guy's too big. I don't think he has steps to do that. I don't think anything physical would kill that man. John Coffey? Yeah.

If you drank too much coffee, man. It's the black man from Green Mile on Keep Up. So he, uh, I can't imagine anything killing that man that's like physical. Michael Clark Duncan? Yeah, he died of a heart attack. Wait, he died in real life? A long time ago, like early 2000s, right? I just saw him in Talladega Nights the other

night. He probably died in like 2009 or 10. You go, Ricky. Ricky Bobby. Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. He's got just a beautiful deep voice. Yeah, it's always very deep. Yeah, don't you put that evil on me. That's a great line from him. Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. Don't you put that

evil on me, Ricky Bobby. It's you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. It's a shame that Will Ferrell movies suck so much dick now because of how good they were back in the day. Like, Talladega Nights is probably my favorite. I think Talladega Nights might be my favorite. He's in an 11-minute short film where he plays a therapist, and then he's also making something new with Judd Apatow, I think. Or Paul Rudd.

I think Judd Apatow sucks dick. I liked, like, when I was younger I like I really Thought like knocked up was funny Judd Apatow has made hits but I think that Everything he's made since no well that was Written by Seth Rogen you mean like funny people Funny people suck dick in my opinion That was boring that was boring as fuck

It's a slice of life We get to bond because we like Rush it's like fuck off Marshall Mathers It's such a waste of Ray Romano It's such a waste of Paul Rudd. I think Paul Rudd is such a great... So you've seen both Ant-Man movies then? No. What?

One thing I'm obsessed with, one of my obsessions is HBO original shows. I think HBO has some of the best original shows, and I was watching Vice Principals, and you're in Vice Principals! The first episode, baby. How do you get... What happened with that?

Did you get to meet Danny McBride? Yeah, I'm in the scene with him. Yeah, also, I mean, how was he? He was so good. Danny McBride seems like the kind of guy... He pretended to pick up a piece of horse shit off the ground and eat it in front of me to make me laugh.

It was very funny. Yeah, you're sitting there and there's that chick that's there and you walk... She's like 13. You walk away, right? You walk away and that's your character. Yeah, literally, I'm hitting on his 13-year-old daughter. He walks up, tells me to leave, and I walk away like walk away and that's your character yeah literally i i'm like hitting

on his 13 year old daughter uh he walks up tells me to leave and i walk away did you try to did you try to fuck that chick in real life no no no that's not what i heard that no that's not what you told me right before this that's not i i he's making up lies right now you kept saying what does that smell like to her oh my know, he was really cool. It was Busy Phillips. I had to watch them shoot the next scene. It was Busy Phillips and the other guy. Yeah, it took like four hours to set up that one scene that I was in for like two seconds.

HBO, I always feel like, has the best original shows. Some of my favorite shows right now on HBO. Have you seen The Wire? I have seen The Wire. I haven't. A little bit. It's fantastic. Sopranos? Fuck off. That's AMC douchebag. I already knew where you were coming from and I said fuck you.

Because how dare you. But I was going to say like Barry with Bill Hader is fucking amazing. I have to give that another shot. I watched the first episode and I can't. I didn't get hooked after the first episode. Dude, watch it again. Barry is fucking amazing. The same thing happened with me with Breaking Bad. I watched the first episode, didn't get hooked, the first episode. Dude, watch it again. Barry is fucking amazing. The same thing happened with me with Breaking Bad.

I watched the first episode, didn't get hooked, then I watched it again, and then I just got in. It's one of the fucking most iconic shows of all time. You're like, I just didn't really understand it. No, I don't know why. The first time I watched it, I guess I was younger, and then I gave it another chance maybe two years later when it was, I guess, more popular,

and I just got invested for some reason. But Eastbound and Down, HBO is great with Danny McBride. He was so cool. Eastbound and Down, Vice Principals, and Righteous Gemstones are fucking awesome. I want to watch Righteous Gemstones. Actually, one of my really good friends

from elementary school was a big character in Vice Principals. What was his who? He was Javaron Conyers. I don't remember the character he played. Please tell me who the character was. It's the African-American guy. Is he the cook?

Dana McBride is friends with one of the cafeteria people. He's this guy in the show. Look, wait. Not Chevron Connors. Click an image so I can see it. Hold on. Vice.

While he's looking this up, I just... He played Baloo in the Jungle Book when I played Mowgli. And he was a big, bigger character and...

But I just want to say also, like, Silicon Valley is fucking awesome. And like, just, yeah, there's just tons of great shows man on HBO it's great

I have to I think buy HBO again because I was one of those people that like after HBO Max is fucking great after like Game of Thrones ended I was like fuck HBO and then I like yeah it's a shame it's a shame and I hate to just be like one of those people that's like eh but it really

it's unfortunate because Game of Thrones Is arguably Probably the greatest show ever made and they ruined it It was so good I'm not one to be into like fantasy movies I think seasons like 1 through 4 I think is arguably the best television that's ever been made Yes really

Like I've never been into like the I don't know whenever Movies or even shows do medieval type stuff it always feels cheesy cheesy but like they got the tone like set right you care immediately about the characters yeah and also there's fucking in it so like my dick's getting kind of hard while i'm watching it denaris denaris is sexy oh yeah you get to see her like pussy and tits and stuff really early on her ass to see her pussy you do get to see her, like, pussy and tits and stuff really early on her ass. You don't get to see her pussy. You do get to see her pussy a little bit. You don't get to see her pussy.

When she emerges from the fire, you see her pussy a little bit. She's holding an egg or a dragon in the way of her pussy. That's true. Don't you get to see her pussy a little bit when she's sitting in bed with Jon Snow? There is a... I do remember there's a scene, one of the only scenes I ever saw in Game of Thrones, is this girl's riding away on the back of a wagon. She flashes her pussy.

Yeah. Yes. She flashes her pussy to the guy that the back of a wagon. She flashes her pussy. Yeah. Yes. She flashes her pussy to the guy that gets his dick jumped off. Theon Greyjoy. Yeah. I have seen that. Theon finger fucks his sister and almost fucks her. And he's just like, actually.

She lets him finger fuck her. Yeah, it's fucked up. Because he shows up. She's like, actually. She's like, actually, I'm your sister. And he goes, oh. He does yucky yucks. That's a bit of the stinky.

My fingers stink. That's a stinky minge you got there. That's a stinky little fluffer, ain't it, mate? That's a well-seasoned minge, babe. You're a dirty fucking bitch, aren't you, cunt? So that's how two episodes go. That's why I loved

The Boys because of that with Butcher. Have you seen the boys yet? I love the boys. He's like, you cunt. You stupid cunt. I'm going to kill these bloody cunts. The cunts. People were bitching about the second season, but I liked it.

I liked the second season. I definitely see why people can say. It's way, way more preachy. Way, way, way more preachy. Very more on the nose. But I still liked it. The only problem with this I love Homelander's character.

The biggest problem I have with the second is horrifying. I do too and I want another drink. Okay, you want to just take an ad break and then Hi, do you have guided tours today?

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Who? NELC? No. I don't know. Those are like the send it or Saturdays are for the boys kind of guys. They used to do a bunch of NELC. Well, they're just like these guys, but apparently I think that they're just like... From what I've seen on YouTube...

I mean, I don't really want to get into it. It doesn't really matter. I don't really know enough to really have a It doesn't really matter. I don't really know enough to really have like a fun thing to say about it but I just heard they're a piece of shit. I just didn't know if you guys had ran into them at all. I've never heard of them. I've never heard of them. Are they kind of like Jake Polish type shit?

It's a bigger insult than saying they're a piece of shit. Definitely. It's very like fraternity kind of like bro type stuff. Like they got famous for doing like pranks at colleges and stuff and like that kind of thing. Wait is it the guy that would like go up to girls and be like hey is he like kind of tall no no okay never mind they're like two like kind of like guido-ish looking guys and they like sit there and the biggest thing that you used to do is like kiss a girl without her permission prank they'd go in and they would like lick their assholes so their permission no

they would go into like lecture halls and like open up beers or something and be like you want one or you know like that kind of shit okay but now it's gone it's gone to this point where they're throwing like ragers and shit in the pandemic and it's kind of like the whole like tiktok thing too of like it's badass all those fucking like you know i love looking at like bryce hall and like all those other tiktok guys because they're all so fucking stupid where they're just like like they have that kind of like deal where it's like you make fun of me but like look at me i'm living in a mansion and i'm like this is exactly like there's this documentary in the 80s called the down the downfall of western civilization and it's a documentary about people looking at hair metal bands and there's this guy

from this band called winger back in the day or stinger or something like that and he's sitting in this he's in his mansion in la and he's in his bath and he's in his uh pool outside and he's slamming this handle of vodka and they're just like do you think that this is gonna last forever and he's just like i don't give a fuck he's just like look at me now i'm in this place blah blah blah and he's like slamming it slamming this va it's just like really depressing and then now he lives in a houseboat in Florida. That's the thing about people like Bryce Hall. It's like, oh, I'm hot shit. It's like, yeah,

let's check back in two years. There is no substance. With him as a person? Yes. And also his talents. Isn't it the same thing with the D'Amelio sisters or whatever? These people are going to be irrelevant. They can dance or whatever. I don't know to be irrelevant? They can dance or whatever. I don't know.

No, well, I don't think dancing works. I think that, like, the only way that works out is if you have this dynamic where you get turned into a sitcom like the Kardashians. The only reason the Kardashians are there is because the show was successful

and there was a sex tape, blah, blah, blah. Unless Bryce Hall and the D'Amelio twins, sisters, sisters, sorry not twins sorry do something big like and keep making their way

in the news like do like big headlines like when Bryce Hall punched a waiter when he told him he couldn't vape at the restaurant did he punch a waiter?

yeah he did he vaped in his face and punched him Bryce Hall's a piece of shit people don't care? I fucking hate Bryce Hall you don't care that he just punched a waiter?

he's a stupid fuck Bryce Hall is literally one of the lowest forms of human being. Really rich, arrogant. It doesn't matter because when you say this shit, he's just always like, whatever, they're jealous. They always think any negativity is because people are jealous. No, Bryce Hall, if you hear this, you're a piece of shit. You are genuinely disgusting.

And no one legitimately likes you for your personality. You are a flash in the pan. You'd be irrelevant soon. My favorite thing, though, of these people, though, is when they're just like Yeah we have like Multiple business connections Going on And they like You know they're making

Good money now But they don't realize That like About taxes and stuff They're the kind of guys That make like Three million dollars In a year

They spend like 2.5 million And they're just like What do you mean I owe 700 thousand dollars In taxes You know or some shit Like that

Yeah And then he's sitting there And he's just a fucking There's just There's things there's just, there's things about people that make, like, They have to repo my McLaren? Even if some YouTuber or whatever that's really big, that's like a really great video editor, there are still prospects

of, like, using those skill sets even after maybe your thing goes south. Whether it's editing, just Editing or, you know, you could shift and be like, oh, I just want to do movies now, or like, you know, who knows? Whatever. I ratioed Bryce Hall on Twitter once.

It felt really good. Shit. By like three times. Did he block you? No. I even DM'd him and called him gay and he didn't block me. Can you tweet at him right now and just say, we're talking about you on the podcast. Fuck you, bro.

You want to come defend yourself? Call in. Yeah. Do it. Do it right now. I'm looking at you right now. I'm looking at Matt right in the eyes right now. I mean, you did text

Angry Joe And David Dobrik Stop stop stop What? Not that I'm gonna do that one Remember when you Remember when you DM'd

Was it Fluffy The stand up comedian Gabriel Iglesias Is his name Who did that? I don't think I did that Matt Matt DM'd him

And it was just like You're gonna die of a heart attack You're so fat Remember when he said that oh come on dude don't put that out there he sent me screenshots you just put fluffy fluffy fluffy

and then you just put hashtag so fat gross you said you just said no fat chicks is also Bryce Hall bi is trending

bodies aren't hashtag bodies aren't normally shaped this way yeah exactly it's a long hashtag balloon hashtag balloon I take back

him being a shitty person. I just found out he's bi. Nice. You know what? Sometimes I'm just so straight that I like fucking guys. So actually, I think I'm bi.

The old Jim Jones method. Like how, like, because there is that group, I guess, where, like, the young group, where they're just getting into, like, politics or, like, looking young group where they're just getting into like politics

or like looking at things and they're like, oh, if you're bisexual or gay, you're a good person. It's like, the world isn't complex

like that complex yet. I guess even from Bryce's point of view, because he's just like, I just kind of picture he's like, yeah, I'm bisexual. I look at dudes

and I joke around about being gay all the time. James Trolls likes guys in that way. So I like yeah I'm bisexual I look at dudes and I joke around about being gay all the time James Trolls likes guys in that way so I'm like why can't I yeah exactly that's not what sexuality is bro it's like why can I have that marketing behind me yeah like what he's like yeah he's like it's cool that he gets to do those things because he's gay like I'm like I like fucking shit

so I'm bi that's like what I decide now I've never had sex if you try to kiss me I'll punch you in the fucking face I've never actually been attracted to men I've never thought about men sexually at all but I'm bi. That's like what I decide now. I've never had sex. If you try to kiss me, I'll punch you in the fucking face. I've never actually been attracted to men. I've never thought about men sexually at all, but I'm bi. And you're like a million tweets like OMG, King. You're the best, Bryce Hall. I want to see you do

slow, cool dances on TikTok. So is that all he does on TikTok? Is he smiles? I saw some more and he just he does this thing where he's just like, he barely does a dance and he like looks at the camera seductively it's just like so half-assed all of it like it's one of those things where it's just like i'm the shit and what i would love if it's just like some kind of out of shape fucking just like puerto rican guy just walked up and just fucking rocked him right in the fucking face and just like walked off and he's like he's like no

this wasn't supposed to happen you know i mean he's like freaking out it goes back to his house later that night he's like sitting there some girls like i'll give you you know they even speak in like you know new age terms even have to raise their hand to speak in real life she's like this he's like he's like what she's like i'll give you top. It'll be lit. He's like, I don't want more top. I don't want that right now. I want retribution. I don't want sloppy toppy. I want revenge.

I only want head from a girl that's really sick where whenever she spits on my hoxalugia, my cock, I can feel the boogers. You just wrote your next cartoon. There you go. There is like a lot of like, it all, it's just like a lot of, ugh, involved when you see kind of like what you know were the kind of like high school douchebag jocks,

like kind of like, get everything I want. Being successful in a field that you like, actually like and took time. That's the reason why I hate TikTok a lot. Like I like, there's so many talented people on TikTok. I get upset when I watch TikTok

because I'm like, is this really what it takes now? The thing is that there's always, is that every generation has always been that. Oh, yeah. So YouTube was that at a time and Vine was that at a time. But the thing about TikTok is that it promotes people stealing other people's ideas. It's literally just nothing but people farting and that kind of thing or people dancing. That's not what Super MegaCast is.

It's the literal definition of just content at its barest form. Of like, this is meant to be nothing but to be consumed, forgotten about, and then you move on. You were not supposed to take anything from it. So then people make really great stuff. But the thing is that you're on a platform where people are just like, ha ha! Scroll. Ha ha ha! Aww. Ha ha ha. Aw.

Ha ha ha. What? No. It's like these emotions are coming in. And so you're like fucking. Someone's just like, girl's just saying, I don't like my boyfriend. Scroll. Ha ha ha.

Aw. Aw. No. No. That's what the app is. Show me your. Except for four hours at a time. Show me you're in an abusive relationship without actually telling me. Show me you're on the spectrum without showing me you're on the spectrum.

Dude, you've been writing cartoons left and right on this podcast. We haven't even talked about the fact that you are a fantastic world famous animator. Don't even talk to me like that, bro. You should go check him out. Fuck off. Who are we? I mean, when you had 700 subscribers, we were already big on the scene. And now when you have over 2 million subscribers, we haven't hit a million yet.

So you're doing something right. Yeah, but it's just numbers, man. I mean, like, you guys are so much like i wish i could say that about like money like tell that to like a poor family it's just numbers it's just numbers well that's different because because fucking rich and it's like it's just there's this like thing of like well obviously money is obviously something different but i just mean in terms of like social media presence like people show up to watch my videos which is awesome and i love it but but I have no social

presence at all on the internet. I don't know. You're building it right now by coming on the super mega cast. And you have your own podcast. If you guys listen to this, please follow me. I'm desperate. We both have a podcast. Not only that, but desperately follow me and please interact with me.

Always respond. Notifications on. Always. Exactly. Just ha ha ha ha. Yeah exactly. And then make I want to enter I want like a meme like inner like joke thing where people just say like uh

It's like French. Some French thing. So then people see that and people are like what the fuck is that about? They're like you have to be there. Yeah they had to listen. And it means literally nothing besides just being like oh oh, I want people to be outcasted. Oh, okay. That's awesome, dude. You okay?

Oh, yeah. I was just looking at the fucking audio waves. How is it? Hunter's a fantastic animator. Ryan and I have both done voices in his cartoons, and we've both been on his podcast. I've luckily been able to grow enough to where I can have even more talented animators do it, and I'm more of just like the idea and like

Voice act I make like I still animate but like you show me a story book for his new one I'm making a debate thing your episodes coming up next. Oh, really? You're in episode 3 coming out May I'll do a second work like wake out voice. He voices us. He voices a parole officer So the takes were off to show you yeah They'll show you it. When I first watched the Winnie the Pooh thing, I didn't realize that was Ryan. I knew you were in it, but I didn't pick up that that was you. I feel like it still sounds.

No, no, no. It was so good. I thought it was so good. I was like, it can't be Ryan. No, but I was like, I didn't realize it was you. The ending improvised is so good. And I was like, oh shit, that's Ryan. The ending, he did the improvised ending, which I used, which was so good.

He's fucking Christ, man! I love how you drew Christopher Robin, too. Yeah. So good. So, I mean, that's the best part. It's the fun thing about animation, though, is that you can, like, let people do their own thing, and you just, like, you kind of work around. Like with Max with the cat in the hat, that's the one you were telling me about, where he

just... Very. He sent me two and a half hours of audio. It's so good! Let me tell you something. You're saying two and a half hours? He sent me two and a half hours it's so good let me tell you something two and a half hours two and a half hours of takes all right and the majority of it was just him being like this isn't this isn't good god damn it so let me say he yeah he would yell for a second yeah it's not gonna work god damn it's like you didn't edit out any of that

shit but you kept some of that shit in. Yeah, well, it works. There's this part in my tune where he's just like, I want to shove the fish in my cock, in my cock hole. And it was because he got mad and he kept messing up the line and that's what he said as like his fuck up thing. And I just kept that as the final thing. We do that in videos too. We'll just keep like, you'll start being like,

and today, but keep the first little like. It feels so much more organic and it just makes it ten times more funny I kept that in our when we were editing the

the Chris the channel 70 whatever Christmas sermon you start when you're like and welcome

and welcome back to the original take cause like in your mind you're playing like oh that one sucked we'll start here keep that one in too that'll be edited out for sure.

And it's just in there. I love keeping in, like, just bad takes. Just embarrassing stuff. I love it. It's like, it's just kind of like, that's what's funny. Like, most of the times, it's not even what we have written out that we, like, it's more of the way to get us to just kind of banter and, like, just make it. The whole, the Christmas Eve sermon thing was not we just sat down

and got drunk for 40 minutes and then that happened there's that part when he there's the best part of that sermon for me was I think the prayer I think Jackson is saying a prayer and it's like this thing like he's trying to unscrew something for like five minutes that was fully real

we just told he was just like I'm just gonna open the wine bottle and it'll take but you have a wine opener so when he sat there and the best part was Matt kept looking just told he was just like I'm just gonna open the wine bottle and it'll take he'd have a wine opener but he sat there and the best part was Matt kept looking over and he was just like he kept like looking up at it and be like

is this happening and he was just like he put his head down really quick yeah you can tell in that part I have to put my head down because that was all improv

and I put my head down because I was trying to laugh I really that's like the best thing that comes out of your guys' channel though is like those kind of like

new kinds of takes and shit like that was such a fun new idea of doing like even like the Chinese dragon thing that you did. Oh I love doing that shit. I love doing the one off videos like I think that it's just so strong of just like it's such an experimental but like it has the same tone as your channel

you know I try to capture that a lot with even like my own work of like you're always trying to inevitably evolve and progress and like try new things but stay like but you don't want to maintain your voice you don't want to ostracize like completely lose exactly your voice so people are like what the fuck is this yeah I think uh I don't want to tease too much but I will say that I think Ryan and I have taken that style and I think we've we've pretty so far done a good job translating that onto paper onto paper I thought this was going to come

into something that was like it turns out later that it's like you were telling a secret about like how you were like underage sex trafficking no I was just going to say we were writing a book that's something we wouldn't talk about that's something that we would definitely keep secret if that was happening which it's not definitely Definitely not happening, though.

Yeah. Why are you winking at me? Because he's winking at you to signify that it's the end of the episode. Yeah, I told you. That's it. That's when you're supposed to plug yourself. Oh, uh, uh, uh. Yeah, get some promotion from our podcast, Half the Size Your Channel, man.

Hey, guys. Check out. Our podcast that gets 20,000 views on YouTube. www.youtube.com forward slash Markiplier. Check it out. Markiplier game. Oh, wait. No, he changed it, right?

So it is just Markiplier. It is Markiplier game. Okay. He didn't have Markiplier. You see MrBeast added a reaction channel? Genius. He created a reaction channel? Does he react to his own videos?

MrBeast reaction, and then he was already doing MrBeast gaming, which got like 15 million views per episode. genius he created a reaction channel does he react to his own videos mr beast reaction and then he was already doing mr beast gaming which got like 15 million views per episode god damn it and now he has i mean why would he not start a reaction channel it's the easiest form of content to make and it's like oh yeah i can make an extra 30 million a year sure it's smart he's a smart man burgers fries everything jimmy's jimmy's a smart man. Burgers, fries, everything nice. Jimmy's an entrepreneur, man. Jimmy? Yeah. Mr. Beast.

Yeah, I'm kind of on first name. He messaged me on Twitter. He made a cartoon about Jimmy, and Jimmy commented on the cartoon. I don't think Jimmy knows of my existence. That's not true. So you have that on me. That's not true. Jimmy doesn't know who we are.

These big people have no idea who we fucking are. Yeah, but Jimmy was like a YouTube original kind of guy. He is fromolina yeah then he i think he's still and i hope he doesn't he definitely does and he probably rents that fucking i bet you he has a warehouse i bet you he i bet you he rents it for like five grand a month and that's it for a huge fucking warehouse in north carolina i would assume that's the thing i've had california just like cost so much to fuck what's what i mean is like in california you can't do that shit that's why like Mr. Beast and like especially a big one is like

Red Letter Media yeah they're like they're my favorite that's the best channel on YouTube that's the best channel on YouTube 100% but they

they live in fucking what is like Wisconsin do you actually think that that they're the best channel yeah

no I was just I was saying oh that's funny that you just said they're the best channel on YouTube oh because what why is that there might be you just said they're the best channel on YouTube. Oh, because... Why is that funny?

They might be the second best. Who's the best? Oh, I see. Come on. I see. We just... Enough people haven't seen it. It's just a shame, I guess.

I mean, I know what you guys mean of, like, Shane Dawson is the best, but somebody has to take over at some point. Someone has to take over at some point someone has to take the take the reins but rather rather media i bet you they don't pay i don't i bet you they don't pay more than like fucking three grand for that huge and they have a huge warehouse i love their set they like also they're just like super creative with their shit like wheel of the worst and stuff like that it's i'm so jealous because it's something that's like they can slowly progress on but literally there's never an end to the content they can make they have their set series

and then they have like one off videos every now and then and also they do half in the bag over new movies so it's like there's never

review half in the bag best of the worst wheel of the worst I always love review that's probably my favorite thing that they do when they go back

and yeah they talk about Freddy Got Fingers like one of my favorite videos it's so good I watched that movie I couldn't get into it I hated that movie

I did not like it how dare you I hated it Freddy Got Fingers is so fun it felt like a bad acid trip it wasn't fun for me

I feel like Freddy Got Fingers only gets better with each viewing maybe I'll have to watch it a second time jerking off the horse though

where he actually jerks off the horse until he comes he does it comes on screen that's not real though is it yeah he actually jerked off the horse wait so the. It comes on screen. That's not real though, is it? He actually jerked off a horse.

Wait, so the horse coming in that is real? We don't see the cum come out, but he did jack the horse off to completion. For fun, after they got done filming the scene. Yeah. Nice. Hey, well, it's been a fun podcast. You think so?

No. Okay, dude. I tried to be a good guy. I tried my fucking hardest. This was great. This was fantastic, man. We did that episode with Ethan and Trevor. Who's Ethan and Trevor?

Exactly. Crank Gameplay is in Modest Cube Unus Anus Unus Anus Unus Anus Unus Anus Unus Anus It's done

Stop talking about it People are gonna cry Hunter you should do a cartoon of Unus Anus Anyway Bye Thank you so much for listening Bye

Wait go check out Meat Canyon's channel Thank you Social media Patreon And podcasts. Follow me on Twitter. We subscribe to his Patreon, and we get a sticker every month.

We do. You actually do. I will say, that's one thing. I feel good about promoting my Twitter. If you like my drawings and shit, I do send out a sticker every month, and they're nice stickers. I go through Sticker Mule. They're actually very nice stickers. We have them all up on our door right now. We have a paneled glass door in the office, and every time we get a new one, we slap it on. I go through Sticker Mule. They're actually very nice stickers. We have them all up on our door

right now. Every time we get in, we have a paneled glass door in the office and every time we get in, we slap it. I have.

I enjoyed it. It made me feel nice. You're like, damn, they actually didn't just put these up right before I got here, right? Yeah, definitely not.

This definitely wasn't orchestrated for sure. It wasn't. It really wasn't. I promise. There's videos and social media

posts you can see them in. I thought it was kind of weird too that I saw all the sticker wrappings. See you guys.

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