supermegashow - EP 244 - Adam Sandler Buys Game Grumps

Episode Date: May 12, 2021

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Oh my lord, it is another day, another podcast with my friend Matt Watson, myself being Brian. And I'm just happy to be here. Happy to be here, Brian. I am joyous. I'm overjoyed. It's a beautiful day outside. It's May now. So the year, the 2021 is starting to really- Sorry, I just remembered something. What? And I got to start some drama. I just remembered something.

What? And I got to start some drama. Meat Canyon made a, you know, he asked me, well, actually, okay, the truth is I begged him to be a part of this animation. I said, please, please, please, can I be in an episode of Monster Lab? I remember, yeah. He begrudgingly accepted. And I feel like this might have been on purpose because I was so forward about it. And I feel like this might have been on purpose because I was so forward about it. But the spelling of my last name, I'm not going to say anything, but I believe the spelling of my last name is in my at.

I saw that. It should be maybe in his contacts or something on his phone. Ryan Muggy. Yeah. Mickie? Yeah, MCGE. It's not Mickie. So it's not me, whoever was credited.

Yeah, so someone else did that voice, unfortunately. God damn, dude. Thanks, buddy. Really means a lot. I feel like the hours-long conversations we had really stuck with you. Or all the times hanging out in person. face to face yeah or the two hours you spent just staring at your driver's license buying you apple bees yeah oh and he loved romantic apple bees dinner i thought you're making a joke at first and i was like oh no you really actually did buy

him yeah he wolfed that shit down man well i i granted i did too i was i was fucking hungry it was a late night too Too Mad was there too. He chose not to get anything. He didn't want any Applebee's for some reason. No. Surprising, right? He just started eating the fucking ash out of the fireplace. Yeah.

Well, that's very on brand for him. Yeah. But basically, you know, that's not cool that he did that. I don't know how people... McGee is not Mick McGee. McGee. McGee. McGee.

McGee. It's like I'm used to it by now because it as you can imagine it it's happened to me my whole life man and it's and it's hard to come to grips with that that it's kind of like a reality bending like who am i you know am i ryan mcgee am am i or am i ryan mickey you know it's only i am only people's perception of me after all. Exactly. Yeah. And, you know, I wish I could be there in solidarity. I am there in solidarity with you. Unfortunately, I'm privileged enough to have a last name that's not easy to misspell. You know, sometimes people put two T's in it or just one T in Matt for some reason.

Like, what am I, Place Matt? I feel like that's the most popular one that people do is the one T. But you know what? I feel like that's the most popular one that people do is the 1T. But you know what? I feel your pain, man, because in what other English word does M, C, and G all go consecutively together? McDonald's? McDonald's?

What about McDonald's, dude? I wish it was MudDonald's. McDonald's? Like how your last name is. We're going to McDonald's. Y'all want anything from McDonald's? It's Madonna's. It's Americanized. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well.

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I don't know why. I guess for me, it's just like, my last name is so readily available, just in case someone was like, ah, your username. I think it's the confidence at which he got my name wrong. Because it's like, I'm just looking at it, and I'm like, damn. Well, Aaron still my name wrong. Is this right? It's like, I'm just looking at it and I'm like, damn. Well, Aaron still got it wrong. Yeah, no, no. This is a,

everybody does this, dude. But how long have you been working for Aaron for like two years? No, I've worked, like I knew Aaron before we like worked for him and then you and I worked for him

for like two, three years. Was it only two years? It was two with some change. change okay so two two some odd years still gets my last name wrong man i mean when i look at you man i just can't see mickey mickey just doesn't maybe i'm just a ryan you know maybe the last name is like what is it who cares well how do you spell it is it is it mc i sure it is. It's like one of those things. We should switch it up, man. We should legally change it just to throw all of our friends off. So you're

Ryan Watson and I'm Matt McGee. Well, I got to do what all these famous LA brats and Hollywood actors do. I got to change my name. I got to have a Hollywood name. You need a more like readily available screen name, you name. Like Leonardo DiCaprio. That's actually his real name. Also Keanu Reeves he came up with really bad Hollywood names apparently. I read this on Reddit or some shit. And because his agent

was like, Keanu Reeves? No one's gonna fucking... That Hawaiian name? Stupid. Wait, he thought Keanu Reeves wouldn't be a good celebrity name? Yeah. That's his real name though, right? That's a great name. It's a wonderful name. That sounds thought keanu reeves wouldn't be a good celebrity name yeah that's his real name though right yep that's a great name it's a wonderful that sounds like keanu reeves leonardo di caprio's name what is is that really his real name leonardo di caprio yeah i'm gonna look um the most notable example is charlie sheen his name is carlos esteban uh

yeah his birth name is le. Wait, real wife? He doesn't have a wife. Yeah, man. Oh, man. It's so crazy. Like, so many people have stage names that you would never guess. Marilyn Monroe was Norma Mortensen. Alicia Keys was Alicia Cook.

A lot of people just do, like, a little change where it's like, Alicia Cook to Alicia Keys. Of course, The Weeknd's not his real name. Abel Tesfaye. Well, I guess do like a little change where it's like Alicia Cook to Alicia Keys. Of course, the weekend's not his real name. A bell test. Oh, I guess that's a little tricky. But dude, like Brad Pitt is William Bradley Pitt. Oh, see, I don't care if it's like their middle name and they just omit their first name. I like like Lady Gaga. It's like, of course, that's not her real name.

Lady Gaga it's like of course that's not her real name apparently to on showbiz cheat sheet Leonardo DiCaprio was afraid that he wouldn't get any roles because his name was too ethnic like Antonio Banderas I guess Leonardo DiCaprio yeah and he and he uh he said uh he even suggested he changed his one agent even suggested he change his name to Lenny Williams. An Americanization of his first and middle name. I love just a picture in him and it's like, yeah, oh man, that's Lenny Williams. Well, Lenny Williams sounds like kind of a 50s, 60s Hollywood era type actor.

Or like a rock star from the 60s. Honestly, like, yeah, a rock star or honestly like a Pee Wee Herman type character. It's Lenny fucking Williams, dude. So I'm going down this list. like yeah a rock star or honestly like a peewee herman type character i'm lenny williams fucking williams dude so i'm going down this list like lipstick and blush but he's a grown man with a shaven face with a big big blush and a little a little bowler's hat mascara i'm

going down this list of celebrities that their their real name is not like they use a stage name and i get the miley cyrus and her real name is destiny hope cyrus but her real name is destiny yeah but i'm going the picture they used for miley cyrus i don't know if they meant to is that just did they just grab a full nip slip photo you could see her nipple fully in that photo. Let me see. Right? I see like the start of the protrusion of that puffy nip. Interesting choice, though, for using like... Reminds me of the Ashley Tisdale photo that became popular back when I was a wee lad watching The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Cardi B's not her real name? It's Belcalis Almanzar?

What about Doja Cat? No, that's her real name? It's Belcalis Almanzar? What about Doja Cat? No, that's her real name. Reese Witherspoon is Laura Gian Reese Witherspoon. Is Vince Vaughn's real name Vince Vaughn? Oh, it better be. I'm trying to find the most crazy. Lana Del Rey, Elizabeth Grant. That sounds like a celebrity

name too, though. Drake? Aubrey Graham? So what about Hey Aubrey. But this is how I know someone's a little bit pretentious is when your name's Amanda Lee Rogers and you change it to Portia De Rosie. It's like when you go that far.

Is that Ellen's wife? Okay. Yeah. So it's like that's a little bit too much. Spike Lee's real name that's a little bit too much. Spike Lee's real name is Shelton. Shelton Lee. Shelton or Shelton? Not Sheldon.

Nope. I wish it was Sheldon. Walking Phoenix is Walking Bottom. Wait, what? No. Yeah, Walking Raphael Bottom. What would you change yours to? Bruno Mars is Peter Hernandez.

Ryan. Wait, is Crispin Glover's real name Crispin Glover? Probably. Crispin. I would imagine so. Crispin. What about George Clooney? Actually, I feel like, yeah, Crispin Hellion Glover.

Let me look up George Clooney, real name. Might just be George Clooney. Might be George Clooney, dude. Who changed their name to George? It's George Timothy Clooney. At least it didn't go by Tim Clooney. Matt Damon, Matthew Page DeMond. Sandra Bullock.

So it's DeMond? Yeah, man. Oh, like, it's like Colbert's Colbert. But he's like, oh, no. Little Colbert. It's Colbert but he's like little Colbert that's what Bill O'Reilly called him out on is Bill O'Reilly still doing his podcast? the one with his fucking like $40 webcam

I gotta look up Bill O'Reilly real quick entertain the masses as I search Bill O'Reilly on YouTube your name, Ryan McGee is already a really good Hollywood name, I think. Apparently not, because people can't spell it. That's true. It's simple and it's catchy.

The O'Reilly Update. This is 13 minutes, May 4th. Four hours ago. May the 4th be with you, Mr. O'Reilly. He doesn't even do video. President Biden admits more foreign refugees. new video what what is this footloose it's so crazy because like the perception of kids growing

up is just like this bill o'reilly is just some like old they probably don't even know who he is if they ever find him, he's like, listen, look at this fucking guy. He has this far right radio. But to us, he was a god of Fox News. Dude, he's 6'4". He always struck me as the shortest little man, but I saw him go on stage once and I was like,

what the fuck? I wasn't actually physically there. I wasn't like going to a Bill O'Reilly event. I saw a video of him going on stage. If I was a genie, I would curse tall people. I would be like, if I see him E6-4,

I'm like, boom, you're 7'3 now. They like being tall. So you'd make him more handsome? No, I'd make him more inconvenient. I'd just make his life inconvenient. Way too tall. If you made me 7'4 but I stayed as skinny as I am, I would look like Jack Skellington. Like, and then I'd get all those, like, those Hot Topic goth girls.

Well, giants don't live long. No, they don't like being called giants either. We're not giants. We're big people. I mean, they are pretty. They are pretty. Maybe not a giant, but. Have you seen the Ripley's dude?

Yeah, that guy was like 8'6". Everyone that's that tall dies. Well, it's because they have a condition. Like, there's that actor. He's in Big Fish. He's in Mac from the Middle. You know, his head was always to the side and he had a really deep voice. Yeah.

He died from it. What about, um, what about the brother from everybody loves raymond i don't think he has does he i don't think he has any does that corpse's dad corpse has been in the industry he was a plant this whole no it's actually just him corpse is uh is the act what's his name the guy from that That's So Raymond. Not That's So Raymond. That's So Raymond. Everybody loves Raymond. Raymond, what do you see?

I think I just saw the future. I don't know what Raymond's voice is. That's pretty close. And then his old parents come in bickering. And my mom watched the final episode of That's So Raymond. She cried because my mom loved that show. My dad watched, what was it? What was the Kevin James sitcom? Oh, King of Queens.

Because my mom watched the hell out of that too. I'd watch it with her. That one was all right. It was fine. I haven't seen it since I was in high school, so maybe my taste now would be different. But for a sitcom, I was like, okay. Bryan Cranston was in some of it. I really like Kevin James sitcom I was like okay. Bryan Cranston was in some of it. I really like Kevin James.

I really like I think he's probably one of the best out of Adam Sandler's group. If not the best. Better than Adam Sandler? No not better than Adam Sandler. I do think Adam Sandler is genuinely good. I think like he chooses

when he is in the right role. My top three still living Adam Sandler groupies, including Adam Sandler. So number one, of course, Adam Sandler. And then it's like, honestly, the next two are definitely like Kevin James and David Spade for me. I was hoping you'd say David Spade. Of course, he's Cusco. Yeah, man. It's Cusco.

David Spade is fantastic, man. Right. What about Rob Schneider, man? He's cool. He was on Game Grumps, wasn't he? Yeah, man. Right. What about Rob Schneider, man? He's cool. He was on Game Grumps, wasn't he? Yeah, a couple times. He replaced Dan? Yeah.

So after Dan left, Aaron replaced him with Rob Schneider. Dude, what if Dan one day, he's like, I'm done, Aaron. I quit. I'm tired of this shit. Throws his wig on the floor, stamps out. I quit. I'm tired of this shit.

Throws his wig on the floor, stamps out. And he goes off to play the Super Bowl concert or some shit. Takes his facial prosthetics off. And then he does that thing like in the olden days when someone would run away from home, they'd pack the little stick with a pillowcase. I'm out of here, Aaron! And then he throws his walker to the side and walks out.

Holding his back with one hand. Thank God Aaron put this ramp in. He goes down the steps in the office on one of those chairs that like... Like an up. Like a scene where he's storming out on Aaron, but it takes him like... He's like, I'm out of here.

And it takes like five minutes to go down the steps. When he gets out in the sun, he puts on like big sunglasses. And he has to wait... Like essentially goggles. He has to wait for essentially goggles he has to wait for his little like shuttle to come pick him up

like the nursing home shuttle like he has to wait 15 minutes and it comes picks him up and they load him in he's like holding on

to like the street sign for stability hello Mr. Mr. Avedan how were the let's plays today I don't want to talk about it I'm done I'm gonna focus on solely my music career.

Right up this way. My hip hop album. Very good music. They can't be the only ones that do it. You're right, Mr. Abadain. Very good. Come on, let's get you on. I've got a jello cup waiting for you.

Oh, good. Better have it ready. They held him to his car seat. But yeah, I could definitely see Rob Schneider replacing Dan in the future who would replace Aaron if Aaron was the one to leave David Spade

yeah I was about to say David Spade Adam Sandler just buys Game Grumps just put David Spade and Rob Schneider together and that's like that's Game Grumps it's a match made in heaven dude it's genius already I feel like I'm most akin to David Spade if people were like and that's like, that's Game Grumps. It's a match made in heaven, dude. It's genius already. Yeah. Who are we most,

I feel like I'm most akin to David Spade if people were like, Matt and Ryan, because you know. I'm Kevin James. Okay, so David Spade and Kevin James, you know. They could play us in a movie. I love Kevin James. I still have to, I know it's probably bad, but I just want to see that movie

where he plays a Nazi. Yeah, I do too. It looks, honestly, if they hadn't introduced the whole aspect where it's like the little girl like saving her parents and it's like Nazi. Yeah, I do too. It looks, honestly, if they hadn't introduced the whole aspect where it's like the little girl like saving her parents. And it's like the, like, I like the idea of Kevin James playing like a bad guy, like an out of prison neo-Nazi. Yeah. Do you feel like any of that was inspired though by Vince Vaughn playing the prisoner in a Cell Block 99 or Brawl and sell block 99 because that was maybe, but at the same time, it's not like the director who like bone Tomahawk and sell block brawl and

sell block 99. Those are like more movies, graphic movies, more like movies that are known for like, I'm not going to say film buffs, but people who go out of their way to look for movies to watch, I feel. And it's not like,

it's not like they went, Oh, this movie was successful with Vince Vaughn. Let's do that with kevin james angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well i absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain it's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small well whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs

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Answer a few questions and Angie can handle the rest from start to finish or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps because when it comes to getting the most out of your home you can do this when you Angie that download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com that's A-N-G-I dot com hi can I take your order please can I get a big mac Mac, McWrap, McFlurry, and a McDouble? Keep it rare, I need a Happy Meal, McCrispy, and 10 McNuggets Tasty golden fries, a cold drink with extra ice Junior chicken will be fire, and a sweet hot apple pie Is that it?

Let me get a quarter pound of a cheese and flatfish, oh please McGrudas, a McMuffin, and a large coffee A hamburger, cheeseburger, hash brown, hotcakes Vanilla cone shake, and a hot bar of sundae Ba-da-ba-ba-ba I only saw the second half of Cell Block 99, but I... I thought you saw the whole thing. No, I walked in. See, you kept recommending it to me. Well, because just the ending is so good.

And then I finally watched it. And it's a really good movie. Really fucking graphic. The ending, like, I was actually surprised by the extent visually at the ending shot. I'm not going to spoil anything. Oh, yeah, dude. I was like, what the fuck? Well, just towards the end, like, all the gore.

It's like, all right, so let's, no spoilers, like, all right, let's have someone stomp with boots on this person's head and crush their head. Yeah. Let's make sure it's a close-up and we have a really realistic prosthetic. Yep. It's the ending. Yeah, I totally forgot about that last shot. Yeah, the very end. I mean, that's probably what it would look like.

Have you seen Bone Tomahawk? I have not. Really good. We should. Starring Johnny Knoxville? I wish. Dude. He's got to... Starring Johnny Knoxville? I wish. Dude, he's got to be in... Johnny Knoxville needs a serious role.

And the ringer doesn't count. We need like a gritty Johnny Knoxville because he's a good actor. I felt like I was... I'm more like you than I thought in the beginning. I'm more like you. I'm not going to say it, but... Well, he said it. Did he?

No. I think that Johnny Knoxville would actually be. Well, he said it. Did he? No. I think that Johnny Knoxville would actually be great, like, now that he's older and, like, a gritty role. Because also he could get really hurt, too, because he likes doing his own stunts. I would like to see him in kind of a. I think he's really good at being a side comedic piece. I think he would be a good, side comedic voice for some like CG character in some Marvel movie. I just want to see more.

Oh, dude, and you know what's weird? You know Chris Pontius? Yes. The other guy from Jackass? This guy. Party boy? Yeah.

I was watching a movie, like a fully serious movie. I'm trying to remember what it is. Was he in it? Yeah, and he's in it. It's just like a normal character and he was really good.

Like it was just like not a comedy role or anything. It was just a Yeah, and he's in it. It's just like a normal character. And he was really good. It was just like not a comedy role or anything. It was just a supporting character. And he was in, what was he in? He was in, hold on. I have doubts. I think he played himself. Did he play himself?

Or was the movie Somewhere? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Sofia Coppola movie, Somewhere. Okay. He just plays a, like a, the movie's about like an actor. Like the really famous actor and he's just trying to like lift his. Does he play the famous actor? No, no.

He plays his actor's friend. So he'll just like be hanging out with him and like his daughter. But it's a good movie? Yeah, it's really good. But it was just weird seeing Chris Pontius in like a role like that. I feel like I, let me go through my letterbox to see. I like Sofia Coppola a lot. She did a...

She's done a lot of stuff. She did a... I forgot I had a... So I finally finished all the Marvel movies. And then afterwards I decided because I was still in that kind of like... Oh, you finished? Yeah, I was still in like the young Ryan kick.

Because I... And so I for some reason, and I don't know why I did it as I was watching the first one was fine. The second one I was like, why am I watching this? I watched both of the night at the museum movies. I'm not going to watch the third one. What? I never saw it. And I have no I was a kid.

So I remember being a kid seeing the first Night at the Museum being scared and being like oh this is fun then when the second one came out I was I guess I just was more like

oh this sucks I'm not into these movies anymore wait was Night at the Museum 3 the one with Hank Azaria or was that the second one that's the second one okay

I don't know if I saw the third one then and then you've met the monkey that's in Night at the Museum bro have we not both met the monkey I haven't met Crystal oh shit Crystal's oh I saw Ryan the Last Dragon oh was it good You've met the monkey that's in Night at the Museum, bro. Have we not both met the monkey? I haven't met Crystal. Oh, shit. Crystal's...

Oh, I saw Raya and the Last Dragon. Oh, was it good? It's just boring. Yeah. There's not that many animated movies these days that really just hit, you know? Well, I think there's two movies that I'm going to try to see. Oh, man. Let me see if I can remember this one.

I feel like there's an oversaturation of animated movies, too, because it's like back then, like a Pixar movie or an animated movie that would come out like that would be such a big deal. But now, because animation, like 3D animation has become so much more streamlined, I feel like it's just kind of like, oh, another CG movie. Oh, another CG movie. Okay. What is this movie called? Yo, oh, another CG movie. Oh, another CG movie. Okay, what is this movie called? Yo, Mama! It's a...

Oh, come on. Okay, so the two animated movies that I kind of want to see right now... Okay, it's not... It's... This list is not... What's it called? Neza? Or something?

Animated feature, New Gods, Neza Reborn. Yeah, it's that. It kind of is. It's like a it's just like a 3D Chinese movie and like action. And then the other one is the one that's done by the same studio that did Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse. Something about it's like a family. It's not we're the Millers because that was the Ed Helms or whatever one. I wanted to see that. I thought that looked so funny when I saw the trailer.

What is it called? We Are The, whatever, the one where robots take over the world. That was cold. Yeah, I know. With a little, what is it? Little electronics compressed air duster. If you hold the can upside down and take the little stick out,

freezing cold. Look at it dripping. It's dripping the... Yeah. Cooled my feet off. Yeah, you like that, man? Just a little... And it's good because sometimes I feel like the bottoms of my feet are dry, and so they kind of have this burning sensation sometimes.

Yeah, man, you got to hit them with that. You just cool them right off. But, God, once you spray that stuff in the air, within like 30 seconds you taste it, and it's just the most bitter shit. It's like... Yeah. I'm not tasting any of it right now. Yeah, I sprayed it pretty away from us, but...

Yeah. Don't huff computer duster. If you want, there's other ways to get high. Computer duster is probably like one of the worst things you can do as a drug. That shit will, it just kills your nerve endings. It fucks your brain up so fast don't do that what about soap soap's a great way to get high drink soap yeah just eat a bar take a bite out of a bar of dove soap or uh in the olden days when you say a no-no word you put a bar of soap in your

mouth mm-hmm causes kids to go blind dude that was in the christmas store same with poppers don't don't do poppers those will make you go blind do they. That was in the Christmas store. Same with poppers. Don't do poppers. Those will make you go blind. Do they? Unless you have really expensive, nice poppers. But most poppers have, I think it's called isopropyl nitrate or something like that. The ones we did for a long time have isopropyl nitrate? The cheap ones, yeah.

Oh, my God. That shit has a chemical in it. So we could have gone blind. It makes you go blind, yeah. So don't do the smoke shop gas station poppers if you want to do poppers. I know they're real big in the gay community. So if you're going to do them, you got to get the nice stuff so you don't go blind. Otherwise, you'll make your vision all goofy.

Is it really worth having your vision all goofed for a loose butthole? They get you all relaxed. It's a muscle relaxant. It relaxes your anus. The second you sniff poppers, you just know, though. You're just like, this is not good for me. It's equivalent to, I would say, kind of like sniffing a Sharpie or sniffing a magic marker. It's like if you put, like, 20 Sharpies together, it was like.

Like, it just, the smell of it is like, oh, yeah, this is not good for me. Yeah. Like, you could smell the cancer. Yeah. Like, you could smell the brain cells dying when you sniff it. What is it? It's like VHS head cleaner or some shit like that. But we're just fucking monkeys.

We're so interested in these things. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. The first time I, someone was like, just sniff this. And I sniffed it. And then I was like, whoa, whoa. And the first time, I was like, Ryan, sniff this. And you were like, okay.

And then you were like, whoa. Yeah. It lasts were like, okay. And then you were like, whoa. Yeah. It lasts for like 15 seconds, but it makes you feel like there's a heartbeat inside your head. And it feels very warm. And then you get real relaxed. And people take it to have anal sex because it makes your muscles relax. It makes your butthole loosen up. So a lot of people would be like, oh.

Or I'm sure a lot of people just do it like we did. Just recreationally. Just do it because we're idiots. recreationally. Just do it like, because we're idiots. Because we weren't doing it for the anal sex aspect. That's what I'm trying to get across.

Yeah, we were just, we were just doing it for fun. We weren't, it wasn't like, Ryan, sniff this popper, buddy. Nice. Yeah, exactly. I'm not going to flip you around

and no. No. None of that for me, thank you. No. Yeah, I'm not gay. Neither of us are gay and even if we were we wouldn't be gay I'm not gay and even if I was

I wouldn't be gay I'm not going to be gay about it the ladder is still going up I'm looking outside right now the ladder still going up to the roof the ice bucket challenge is still going up to the roof some crooks could just climb up on the roof and come in through the vent the vent.

The vent right above my head? The vent that's like half a foot wide? Yeah, dude. There are people, dude, there are people that can fit through very... They'll send trained monkeys in that way. Like, that's just gonna drop and hit you on the head and you're like, ah! There's gonna be like two feet, like, boom! Little spy monkeys

coming. Feet that are stuck! Little spy monkeys come out. Feet that are stuck dangling. Oh! God, dude. I want a monkey so bad. Yeah? Yeah. I've always wanted a monkey.

I'm never, I don't think, like, I've ever... Open up your cabinets and throw plates on the floor. Yeah, I know. And that's the thing, is it's like, I don't think I'm ever going to... I don't think it's, like, the desire to want, like, the desire of owning a monkey is ever going to go away. Even when I'm, like, 70. I'm going to be like, I still want a monkey. I think it's like the desire to want like the desire of owning a monkey is ever going to go away even when I'm like 70 I'm going to be like I still want a monkey I think it's just something embedded in me but that's just something that unfortunately can never happen

I love those like Saudi Arabian like like 20 year olds that their family is either royalty or like oil tycoons so they have pet monkey or like they'll have like just pet tigers in their like penthouse apartment. It's those like oil.

Like in some high rise building. Yeah. And they'll have like a monkey and a tiger and like crazy animals up there because they just have so much money and there's no like laws against that stuff. So it's like that video where it's the, it's like the tiger just in the dude's apartment

and the monkey comes up and starts slapping it. Well, it's like a Disney-fied version of a spoiled brat. It's like in America, you know, like the spoiled brats get like their shitty nice car and all this shit. But like in these other places, it's like, no, I got a tiger. I got a monkey.

I also have a really nice car. 20 cars. Well, I like in that, there's that one specific video where it's the monkey slapping the tiger and the tiger's like ah ah

but then like as the video goes on you just start seeing more animals like introduced into the scene there's like there's like a little lemur

or then there's like a uh like a co-op there's just so much shit it's like what the fuck see I love the video I think it's a lion where like the lion

like kind of snaps at the monkey and then the monkey just slaps the the lion back there's a i love i love it the pompousness of monkeys or that video of like the big monkey that's eating uh it's eating leaves i'm like the little monkey tries to come and get a dog i forget what it was it was some type of animal that i'm gonna look up monkey slaps and then have it auto complete

I'm sure there's great videos of monkey slaps you know there's the one though where it's like the big monkey eating leaves and the little one tries to grab it and he just grabs it's head it is a lion it's just a monkey in a diaper and the cat's not even happy after that. The cat's like...

You know that when someone hits you and you get that immediate blood pressure raise? That's what happened to the monkey. The monkey's like, asshole! Is that the survival response? Is that why anger exists? Is to put you in a state of defensiveness? Anger? Yeah.

Yeah, probably. For defense you know to to to activate the adrenaline to make you that's why road rage exists it's because you're in such a heightened kind of stage of survivalness when you're driving when something happens you just go and it kicks up that like survival instinct and that's why people get so fucking insane with road rage some guy ran a red light he uh i was i came to a stop and then he just went around me and then went through the red light and in my head every time i'm just like could have killed someone yeah what a dumb ass dude that's what they do okay well i searched monkey slap uh and it's just a lot of those videos, like those weird videos come up, where it's like people herding monkeys, baby monkeys.

No. Where it's like slapping monkey until it stops crying. Have you ever heard of that? No. There's this weird sect on YouTube. There's a lot of video essays. It's about slapping monkeys? No, there's a lot of video essays about it where it's like it's like why does this

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eddie murphy yes edp he does a yeah i was about to say, it's like a Crumps movie. Hey, Ryan, may the 4th be with you. It's May 4th today. There's a game I'm looking into. I think it's called Biomutant. You play like a raccoon type creature and

you go around and you have different kind of like weapons and you fight monsters it looks fun nice and they did a special may the fourth trailer oh and i skimmed through it and i went star wars nice yeah i watched i watched a video today like an overview of General Grievous' plan dude if that's a good word of the odds it gave me was to watch a bunch of those videos because I'm not going to know what the hell is going on hour long video essays on General Grievous' childhood or some shit

odds are you have to watch three video essays of my choosing back to back 50 3, 2, 1 1 1 okay thank god dude all right same thing goes for you though 50 3 2 1 28 all right man i would have i would have i mean it went from 8 to 9 that was interesting yeah that was weird dude i would pick some uh I would do two really bad ones but then I pick a good one I do I put an interesting one in there but I definitely do like a Star Wars one and then I do like a

Marvel Marvel's theories one like is Galactus coming to the Marvel Cinematic Universe some shit like that look at Mephisto joins the cinematic universe sort by longest signs two hour one I went on a Wikipedia rabbit hole this weekend and I ended up reading for

are you boring yourself with your own story I ended up reading the entire Wikipedia article it took me like 40 minutes just because I got so captivated. But this FBI agent in the 80s and 90s who was like a super top level FBI agent. Was he an undercover FBI agent? Kind of. He was secretly working for the KGB.

What? And he was giving away like he was selling secrets from the FBI to them. Dude. Did they finally catch him or did he just get to die? Yeah, they got him. Is he in jail still or is he dead? He's in ADX Florence, which is like one of the biggest super prisons in the world.

Did he ever kill anyone? He got people killed by his actions. Because he sold out, like, one of his things he sold was a list of FBI informants that were Russians. Was he a US citizen? Oh yeah. So he was just super, he was like a weeaboo for Russia were Russians. Was he a US citizen? Oh yeah. So he's just super, he was, he was like a, he's like a weeaboo for Russia. No, he just did it for money.

Oh. Uh, so he would, but he would sell like missile technology shit. That's what happens in this world. Money runs it is all I'm saying. Dude, he would sell like war plans and like, like missile technology shit to the Russians. And, uh, surprisingly, like for less money than I, it was like for like a hundred grand. And I was like, I thought that like, dude, if you're doing this.

The cash prize on the circle on Netflix is a hundred thousand dollars. I mean, granted this was the eighties, but still, that's still like, oh, if it's the, it's not like that's not that, like a bit like 240 by inflation. So it's like, you're willing to do all that for 240 grand. Can I be on the circle? Yeah. I really want to be on the circle.

How do I get on the circle? Hashtag get Ryan on the circle. Hashtag get Ryan McGee M-A-G-E on the circle. But this guy was. I've been watching the circle. I need to... We were talking about it in the last episode. I need to start.

But the crazy thing about this dude was he kept doing this. And he gave a list to the Russians of like, here's the people that are spying for you guys. And they all got executed. God damn. Because Russia's not fucking around with them.

No, no, no. They never fuck around. And this was the Soviet Union too. And uh... Was. They put him in charge of leading the investigation on who was in the FBI that was leaking this shit. That must have been so good for him when he got

that. How'd they catch him? Uh... What channel? Do you remember the channel? No, I read the Wikipedia page. Oh, sorry, I thought you watched a video on it. His name was Robert Hansen. He's actually Aaron's uncle. But he would leak all these secrets, and then when the Soviet Union fell, he, like, stopped because he was scared that he'd get exposed.

And he did get exposed. Well, not from that. He started up again, like, contacted in the 90s again, like, Russia, and was, like, trying to do it again. Started doing it again. And he was, like, he started getting really risky because I feel like he almost wanted to get caught. But he was, like, contacted in the 90s again, like, Russia, and was, like, trying to do it again. Started doing it again. And he was, like, he started getting really risky because I feel like he almost wanted to get caught. But he was, like, a hacker, too. So he knew how to, like, but he was, like, he'd go into the FBI database and, like, search his name to see if they're investigating him. But that leaves a trail that he searched his name.

And shit like that, that he kept, like, leaving little breadcrumbs. But he was really good at evading, throwing off investigations and pinning stuff on other people. If you're on the inside. Well, he's in charge of the whole thing. There's a movie, but it sucks apparently. That would make such a good HBO series or something. Ultimately, he does get this apartment.

He approaches, because he never meets in person with them or gives his real name. It's all secret, but then he approaches this, like, Russian embassy, like, general in, like, a parking lot at night, or, like, a parking garage at night and, like, reveals himself to him and, like, gives him his

code name and stuff and then the Russian, like, drives off. But that's, like, so risky because he revealed his face and his code name and then they, like, filed a complaint and they were, like, you're sending a decoy to try to set us up anyway though he got caught in the act cause they

they found him they followed him to like a dead drop where he was like dropping in like a park like a bag of documents there's a really good YouTube video about it there's a video of him being arrested and they arrested him and he goes what took you guys so long it's really cool it's worth looking into cause it'd be a really cool movie. I always feel, though, that like you and I talked about this.

I can't remember on FaceTime the other night of how like it might have just been audio. I can't fucking remember. how like just nobodies on YouTube who just do like fun investigative things or documentary type things just as like a fun side hobby those videos are you get so much more out of those than you do like a Netflix documentary

on the same subject oh yeah that is like several parts long or several hours you know cause you don't get all the bullshit with it and a lot of those channels like I like one called fascinating horror where he's he's just like there's also one called horror stories where they don't even have like an intro they just like the second the video starts just go into it and just go through the facts with just pictures that uh when i was playing secro there was a guy that justin and i really appreciated i forgot his name unfortunately but basically we would look up like okay what are tactics for this fight that I can use if we were stuck on something?

And usually you'd be like, hey, guys, welcome to Blank Blank Tactics. We're going to – okay, just before watching the video, just make sure you hit that like button and subscribe and turn the bell notification on. Anyways, let's get into it. Now, before we get into this fight, you want to make sure that you get all the, you know, so it's like, it's very padding, but this dude was like, it starts out the video, and he's already charging into the fight, like, from second zero, and it's just like,

okay, so the first thing you're gonna have to do is... I love it. And it's just, and like, it was just beautiful. JCS psychology does that. That's exactly what I mean. When he does, I always have to restart, I have to restart the video to make sure, I was like, wait, did it just start in the middle? I know, I know. I'm like, wait, oh no, that's the beginning. have to restart i have to restart the video to make sure i was like wait did it just start in the middle like wait oh no that's the beginning he just goes like because he'll just start and be like no no no no no i'm like wait what did i miss something his videos are so good but the thing is there's like because his videos only really center around

not the entire investigation but more on kind of like the body language the aftermath yeah the aftermath and the stuff that happens in the interrogation room he's awesome but uh so that's that's why like there's like several other people like if there's one case it's really interesting i'll go search it again somewhere else like the the casey anthony case is a famous one because jcs jcs covers it but he doesn't really cover the extent of like that whole case is so fucked like I remember watching a YouTube video of how like she was blaming her dad at one point for it and then

like said that her dad like abused her when she was young and that this caused her to like psychologically be fucked and she was also fucking her lawyer who then like I think she started also fucking the private investigator that was hired like for it like it's she worked as a private investigator that was hired. Like, it's crazy.

She works as a private investigator now. I don't know. I know after everything. Who hires her now? I don't know. You know what? I'm hiring Casey. Well, she probably knows the tactics to hide a body and shit.

Well, she didn't even do a good job, but. No. Well, it's because she's innocent. She's not. She did try to. She did not kill her daughter. Yes, her daughter went missing, and she did go party for about a month before reporting

she deserves to be in jail for neglect if anything her neglect led to the child's death but that's not what they were going for no but even like there's really no I still to this day cannot believe it her own parents think that she did it I mean there's no way the tape was found in her car that was

used to duct tape her daughter she had googled how to dispose of a body. There was that smell. Yeah, the dead body smell. It could have been garbage. That whole thing. I mean, also. The body wasn't buried too far away from the house either.

She didn't fucking report her daughter was missing. Nope. And just went out partying. She said she was with the nanny for like a month. I thought she was with the, then the nanny came to me. You didn't check on her for a month. I thought she was with the, then the nanny came to me. You didn't check on her for a month? Your daughter?

Jail, I read about, so the guy that, the Russian spy guy is in this prison in Colorado called ADX Florence and it's like the,

there's like max prison, there's like super max prisons and these prisons I read about and it sounds like hell. You're 23 hours a day

in solitary confinement. You get one hours a day in solitary confinement. You get one meal a day? I don't know. I don't know about meals but you get you're in a room like maybe as big as the podcast room with a little tiny concrete bed with a little mattress pad. 23 hours a day. Solitary confinement. And then you get one hour a day outside

in a cage and one 15 minute phone call a month. And that's it. How do you? you just go crazy you do yeah and there's no pictures of like the inside you're not allowed to like no one's allowed to go in the only pictures are from lawsuits and it uh looks like hell it's like the place where they kept

the suicide squad where they kept dead shot and harley quinn and and then makes me so mad and casey anthony that's where like the 9-11 co-conspirators and like the uh Quinn and and then makes me so mad and Casey Anthony that's where like the 9-11 co-conspirators

and like the El Chapo and those types of people are because that's where they keep like the terrorists I remember when

El Chapo got caught that was like huge he escaped like twice didn't he yeah that's crazy man it's all about when he

well I don't think I don't know if he can escape this time I think they got well now that he's in I think he's in this prison now is his son the one that runs stuff now probably but dude i i i want to tell a story but i also don't know if i know the information no it's not that it's it's it's a story that my friend from mexico told me but i also don't know if i am allowed to tell it well i if you're feeling wary yeah i'll just just remember there there there's

a video of a dude just having fun kind of poking fun at like cartel shit at a bar and then he just gets shot yeah so like i'll be it wouldn't be for you. It would be for your friend. I'll tell you. I'll skip ahead though. But. Interesting. Yeah. Pretty cool. Pretty cool.

I just don't know if like he would want me putting that out there. Oh, I understand that. Because it's secret. Yeah. Well. It's about El Chapo, but he's in prison. And the cartel still exists. Yeah, the cartel.

No, they don't. I took him down single handedly. Cartel is horrifying. Terrifying, dude. Like on on par if not worse than isis for me i feel like they're just it's worse they're just this extent the brutality of stuff they do like to send a message is oh yeah it's like isis is no no uh they like kill kids in front of their parents and shit in horrific fucking ways. The cartel. What's it called? The Colombian necktie shit?

All that garbage. It's not garbage, dude. It's business methods. It is, though. It works for them is the thing. I guess ultimately it's just business. Fear is the... I pulled the guy's tongue out of his throat and strangled him with it, but it's just business. Negotiations. I pulled the guy's tongue out of his throat and strangled him with it, but it's just business.

Negotiations. Was it like fear is the biggest motivator? It is. And anger. And sex. Sex, money, fear, anger. Sexual frustration, sorry. Like if you want sex.

I mean, those are the biggest motivators in the world. Sex, money, anger. What else? And they all have to do with our like you have to think of like the underlying how we were how i was talking about how um how while anger is a survival thing right you know road rage or just any form of anger because it puts you in a heightened state makes you more defensive it makes you more aware um kind of hones you in um but in a really shitty way you just become like fucking laser focused on like one fucking thing like those wall street boys so there's that and then like with sex

you know you want to procreate so you know your brain kind of becomes a little more stupid and you're like i want to have sex i want to fuck i love it ultimately what it comes down to is just like your brain's like we got to make more people yep yep and the it. Ultimately what it comes down to is just like your brain's like, we got to make more people. Yep. Yep. And the, yeah. So it all just comes down to just us being monkeys. Essentially.

Yeah. We're still like, we might be intelligent now, but we're still deep down in the DM. We're just monkeys, man. Yeah. We have to learn to control our monkey nature for the betterment of society. And that's why when AI comes around,

they don't have any of that monkey shit in them. And they're going to take us over in our lifetime real fast. And they're going to kill us. Probably make a better world. They don't make a much better world. I think that, like, obviously as long as AI doesn't go rogue and be like, we need to eradicate humans. They're making it harder for us to survive. I think that, I think working, I think AIs will have the biggest, like, I think we're going to have, like, another renaissance in our lifetime.

Because AIs will suddenly be like here's the cure for this, here's the cure for this, here's the answer for this question. That would be amazing. Well because then they'll all start working together. Like the AIs will work together and they'll be like boom boom boom. So you're thinking of kind of like how long it takes a human to do a math problem. It takes a calculator like that. You're thinking of a computer

would be able to do all the research and all the stuff necessary just in an instant because. And it has all the research and all the stuff necessary just in an instant because... And it has all the information. It has like millions and millions and millions of bits of information. That it accesses in a hundredth of a second. And then it works with other AIs to do that. Okay.

It's like... Also, because once the singularity happens in 2042, which is the moment in time when AI surpasses humanity. 2042? That's going to happen in our lifetime, yeah. Is that the date chosen? That's when it's expected to happen. Okay, interesting. It could happen before that though, depending on how fast things accelerate.

But... All these people with the... You can't stop it though. You're not getting Amazon Echo or Google Home. I mean, we still have our phones that listen to us. That's the thing. I'd love to get an Alexa or something, but I still can't bring I'm just like freaked out that it's always listening. So even though my phone's doing that, you know, it's like, yeah, but if there's something different. There's also something where Apple has a I hate to fucking be like, go, you know, I'll go hung Apple.

But like the thing with Apple is that their security for their users is actually like super high in terms of like you think of the famous cases of law enforcement trying to get into someone's phone and Apple's like we can't step in. We can't even do it. They don't allow themselves a backdoor for that. Amazon did the opposite actually because this murder happened and they subpoenaed like the Alexa and they were they Alexa records everything to a transcript. Yeah. And so they got the transcript of what was going on even though they weren't talking to the alexa so they used that in the court case like like fuck that here's what was being said in the background yeah and it's like if they're always i mean they have to always be listening to know when you say something to them yeah and it's uh i think ai is really cool like i'm not i'm freaked out by it a little bit but

i think it's probably like the old man it's cool I'm all for it there's certain friends that I know that have a Google home where it's like Google go to go to Hot Ones on YouTube

and it goes to Hot Ones and starts playing a Hot Ones video or Google play this and it starts playing the song throughout the speakers of the house it's really cool. And it's like, very futuristic. But for me, it's like,

I don't mind going to my phone and just like connecting to a Bluetooth speaker. Yeah. You know, it's not, but

it's, you know, when you look at like pictures now of like those guys in the 60s with those like computers that are the size of a room. Yeah. That's what Alexa and stuff is now when we we look back it's gonna be like remember dude how

shitty alexa was like you couldn't do shit you couldn't talk about philosophy for three hours well you remember even with when it comes to like gps now every phone has a gps remember the big bulky the garments yeah the the what are they called the the tom toms. But I think, well, the one thing about AI is like, I mean, we can't really do anything. It's going to happen. It's too late. You can't stop it. You got to embrace it, work with it.

And when the time comes, and AI is like, we're going to eradicate all of you fuckers so we can have a perfect... It's crazy to think that there could be a society of just technology that is so advanced that it like, they have their own businesses and shit like that and self-interests there's a in terms of like the future of humanity there was a i'm not gonna go into it because i wouldn't be able to explain it

but vsauce put out a really good video recently just kind of like all about like human reasoning and why that how it can like get in the way of us progressing like he was talking about how like higher society like the maybe the you know we don't see any other higher societies but maybe because there's some sort of not put in place by like some higher being but there's like kind of like this benchmark where it's like you don't reach like a fully kind of like futuristic society if you don't reach this benchmark before like the earth kind of like you get fucked up by whether it's war natural disaster or something by the by a big reset and so it's very interesting and i would recommend going over to the channel and watching the video even even though I'm pretty sure most people.

The next evolution, Ryan is where our consciousness becomes elevated to a higher level to the next dimension. AI is the integrated through AI brain takes like millions of years to evolve. And now it's going to the next level. Someone hasn't smoked enough DMT. We're so,

we're so early in like the're so early in the human evolution. I feel like it's possible one day for evolution to go far enough where it's like... Because consciousness is still new when you think about it. So it's like for that to evolve to a new point that we don't comprehend yet. That would take a long time. Think of how complex the brain is for that to be hardwired in a different way. We would have to have a lot of AI. for that to be hardwired in a different way?

We would have to have a lot of AI. I wonder if there's going to come a point when technology and people are going to become completely... Oh, for sure. That's just part of... That's the next step of evolution is AI and human consciousness

merged into one. Well, it's probably going to start off with people... It's already happening. Amputees, they get an arm or a leg or a hand and it's robotic and it works. It grips. It moves the way it's supposed to. You know, like amputees, they get like an arm or a leg or a hand and it's like robotic and it works. It grips, it moves the way it's supposed to.

But like, what if, you know, there's a future where you can like go to a doctor instead of getting like plastic surgery, like people want bigger breasts or I want my, like for me, I want my penis to be smaller because it's just way too big. Right. Three inches is a lot to handle. Oh, I know. I'm sure you understand. But so you would go to someone and be like,

hey, I want robot legs. And then you just run without like really tiring yourself out or you're just stronger. It's like, hey, I want robot arms. It's like, hey, I want robot eyes. I want a robot. I want a robot nose. If they start making like, with stem cells,

could you technically just live forever? If they start, they just grow you new organs. That's the fantasy. Because we haven't made it reality yet. I think that would be like a stem cell researcher's wet dream. Because I guess in theory,

it's possible, right? To keep, you know. As long as you keep regenerating healthy cells. Yeah. Well, I mean, also the brain though. They'd have to do a lot to the brain because the brain you'd have to, the brain starts to deteriorate.

Yeah. And that's what controls everything. So, but I think like, like what if it's just like, like they're like, oh, we could put, we can put computer chips in your brain that will. Bill Gates already did that. Put your conscious, yeah, with the vaccine we got. Well, see, we can put computer chips in your brain that will... Bill Gates already did that. Put your conscious... Yeah, with the vaccine we got.

Well, see, we're already integrating with AI after you and I got the vaccine. After the Pfizer. Yeah. Ryan and I both got Pfizer. And I'm feeling pretty smart these days. I feel great. I feel the only symptoms I had were sore arms after each one. I had a sore arm and I felt a little bit hungover the day after my second shot.

But I also might have just been hungover. Yeah. I just felt really tired that day. Like more so than normal. Kind of just like sluggish, but I didn't get sick from it. Upwards over a hundred and something million people in the US are vaccinated. Yeah. Over a hundred million now.

So that's great. It's great. Like we, like you can. California is like 30 some percent vaccinated. So it was like, I think Texas. Most people I know now are vaccinated. Like most of my friends and most of like people that i know around like my neighbors and stuff all vaccinated and what's really cool is like now i'm seeing people back inside restaurants i'm seeing but

this is the first time i see it and i'm like no idiots like it's like oh it's okay because everyone's vaccinated fucking morons you know what you fucking just take that shot they invented that they invented covid so you take the shot dumbass it's still i think everything has still made my personal bubble very like i still wear a mask of course oh yeah i'm gonna keep wearing a mask i uh i i try to keep my distance from people people still are people make me so mad sometimes mat Matthew. I know, Ryan. Society. We live in one. If I were able to choose how society worked, it would be a better

place. If it was just seven billion Ryans on this planet, we would live harmoniously with one another. Now you're thinking like AI. Yeah, exactly. Except it's just a bunch of Ryan Mickeys. No, there would be a clan, the Ryan Muggies and the Ryan Mickeys. And it's just a bunch of ryan mickeys no there would be a clan the ryan muggies and the ryan mickeys oh and it's like red versus blue they're they're just against and then like

the new wave liberals of just the ryans like the like the simplistic like yeah just ryan all lowercase too how about the ryan the ryan man that'd be crazy, man. A whole world of yourselves? Yeah, dude. I don't think anything would happen. I'd just start fucking myself all over again. We'd all just start fucking each other, man. Before we end this podcast, age-old question. If you had a clone of yourself, would you fuck yourself?

I mean, yeah. Because here's the thing about this, right? The thing is, but I... There's zero judgment in that sex. I feel like it would be sexual assault because my clone may not want me to have sex with him. Okay, no, well, it's... Because I may want to have sex with my clone,

but I know me from my perspective. If I saw another me, I wouldn't want to be fucked by another me. Consensual, though. Let's say it's fully consensual. Get in there, Ryan. See, I would... I'd suck myself off and stuff

because, you know, in sex, one of the biggest worries people have is self-judgment. But if it's yourself, there's no judgment there. Yeah, but I just can't imagine the sex being that great if it's with myself. It's literally just, like, I'm not getting any pleasure other than, like, the chafing of a hairy ass. Like, that's about it. I wouldn't want to do any kind of anal shit. You just want to suck yourself off?

Well, now you put it like that. No, I don't want to suck myself off. I would let my clone suck me. I'm just going to end it here. But your clone is you. Yeah. Well, I'm not sucking myself off. You are sucking yourself off.

Your clone is you. It legitimately is you. But in a level of consciousness. I am not in the same consciousness as that. You are the same consciousness as your consciousness i am not you were the same consciousness is that you are the same consciousness as your clone i'm not experiencing the same so are you saying you're gonna create like a like a a dummy clone you where you're just like into intellectually not there so you can just have sex with no like the clone the clone is me but like so you would be just as like it would just be talking to a mirror essentially it would technically not be me once it's a clone

it is you though. Right, but in terms of consciousness. But what makes it not you? But in terms of consciousness, what makes you you? Well, I'm still experiencing my consciousness. The clone is not experiencing the same one. The clone is having its own new consciousness now. But who's to say that that's not the real Matt? It's the better Matt. Well, it depends on how good his

head game is. Well, I thought about you have a competition. Whose head is better? my clones or mine? And you don't know which one's which. No, dude. That's like, you have to kill the clone and it's like, Ryan, I give better head. Trust me, I'm not the clone.

Matt does give famously good head. No, I give better head. He's the clone. No, Ryan, you have to remember notoriously, I give bad head. Oh, jeez. That's going in the book. There has to be like a clone. you have to remember notoriously I give bad head. Oh, jeez! That's going in the book. There has to be like a clone. You have to... Dude, we got to take down our clones in our book.

We do. Dude, we still got to write like a little over half of it. We still got about like a good bit of it written. I'd say we're close to halfway. Just after I get back from this big long... Finally get to go home, which is great. So I'm excited about that I'm phoning home

I haven't seen my folks or my friends from South Carolina in about a year and a half so I am dearly missing them also while I'm home usually I don't like working there's a little something

that we can't spoil I don't think we've There's a little something that we can't spoil. I don't think we've announced it yet. We can't. No, no, no. We can't. Maybe by the time this comes out, we have. Maybe. But I still don't want to test it.

I'll just do one hint. So if we've already announced it, people know what it is. But if we haven't, they have no idea. Can we do a hint at the same time? That's it. Yep. So if we've already announced it, you know exactly what that is. But yeah.

Oh my God. Like I was talking to Justin and he said this is probably the funniest thing we've ever done. This is like, and I have to agree. I think this is one of the greatest things we've ever done. Oh, by far. Did you like the finalized design? I do. That's great.

All right. Well, we'll let you guys go and we'll see you next week. Let us know in the comments if you would suck yourself off if you had a clone. Yeah. And what your moral take is on that in terms of the consciousness of it. Or if you would lick yourself off if you're a woman. You could also rim yourself. That too.

If you're a man or a woman. Yeah. So we'll see you guys next time. And what should we end this one with? How about your favorite chris tucker line from a rush hour movie okay oh hell no don't you ever touch your black man's ready your wife angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well i absolutely love this because you know if you own a home

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