supermegashow - EP 246 - Daddy's Broken Van

Episode Date: May 26, 2021

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Okay. Wait. Hold up. Hold up one second. 246? Welcome back, everyone. This is episode 246 of the Super Megacast. Which this episode is, think about consecutive even numbers.

Two, four, six, divide it by two. You get episode 123. So this is double episode 123. Who do we appreciate? Five, seven, nine, eleven. Oh no! One, three, five. But what's up everybody?

Welcome. Nothing much. Hold on, McAfee. How do we get rid of McAfee off this fucking computer? How do we tell McAfee to fucking bugger off, dude? Dude, let's tell John McAfee to go fucking jump into a well. People might be wondering, this podcast sounds strange. Well, it's because Matt and I switched seats, so the vibe might be a bit different.

Yeah, well, we were wondering, like, you know, every time we do a podcast, sit in my blue chair and ryan sits in his have we not done this before i think like maybe once or twice yeah and i was like if we switch seats the whole vibe is different on the pod you have a nice view of the van you have a view of pretty much everything you know what i've never talked about the van oh the like the like... Just in general. Oh, yeah. You know? You got it originally when we worked for the Game Grumps because you were going to start a channel with the Tucker Brothers. Yeah, so let me dive into this one. So I've always wanted like one of those tiny like box cube like Japanese vans from like the 90s.

tiny box cube-like Japanese vans from the 90s. And I found a website that sells, it's called Mitsubishi Delica. It's from 1991. And I saw it and I was like, that is a beautiful van. I love that. So I found a place that sold them for a pretty good price and I got it shipped out here.

It has like 250,000 kilometers already put on it. A lot. Back in the 90s before I was even born, someone was driving it around Japan. A shit ton. Uh-huh. And it's so old that there's like ashtrays built in and you can play cassette tapes.

So that's like the only place I can play my cassette tapes from my little cassette collection. And the back seat's like a hangout because you can make the seats face each other. So it's like a cool hangout zone. It's got curtains. It's got that old kind of cigarette smell that we love.

We've done a... Y'all know the van. Brand new shirt. Yeah, brand new shirt. You can see in the background our merch stuff. Yeah, also in the Too Mad video. Anyway, I got it and I was excited. And this was two months after the Tucker Brothers had just moved onto my couch. Yes.

Harrison Jackson. And we had this idea where we were going to start like a little podcast talk show thing that is all recorded in the back of the van called van boys and i know a long time ago people found because we were just snatching up all the usernames so someone found the van boys subreddit and they're like people have been like what the hell is this the big project um you're gonna go around and like to different eats yeah yeah it was gonna be like a food thing where we were gonna drive to like different like cool little restaurants around la and do different episodes and like eat in the back of the van and talk about it. And, uh, yeah, I was, I was pretty excited for it. And then one day, one day Jackson, sweet little Jackson goes, Hey man, can I, can I borrow the van today?

And I said, sure. Huge, actually huge thing. I didn't mention it's cause it's Japanese. The steering wheel is on the right side of the car. Yes. So it feels weird. It feels very weird. But after a couple hours of driving it, you get the hang of it and it's not that different. You're just kind of a little bit spaced over. Yeah. But I got pretty good at driving it like that.

And what happened is this is actually the day we went to Disneyland with Jacksepticeye. Oh, really? Remember? Okay. Long, long time ago. This was 2018? Yeah, this was 2018. That's right.

Justin was there. Justin Tracy. Not Little Justin. There's Little Justin and Big Justin. So we went with Big Justin and Jacksepticeye. Well, the dude's like 30 something. Yeah, he's little Justin and big Justin. So we went with big Justin and Jacksepticeye. Well, the dude's like 30-something. Yeah, he's big Justin. Yeah, yeah, he is big Justin.

Neither of them are tall, so when you say big Justin, it sounds like he's like a big dude, but he's pretty small. Big as an older. Yeah. And then little Justin because he's 14. Little Justin. Yeah. Little Justin.

Little Justin needs his mother's permission to fly to California. We had just ridden the Tower of fucking Terror. Yeah, we did. Little did I know, though, I was about to end up on my own Tower of Terror. I get a phone call as we get off. Sounds like the telephone of terror. Uh-huh. And it's Jackson. And he's like, the Jackson of terror. And he goes like the telephone of terror. Uh-huh. And it's Jackson.

And he's like, the Jackson of terror. And he goes, the Tower of Tucker. Oh, boom. Tucker of Jackson. He calls me. He goes, dude, dude. And I was like, what? And he's like, I shit my pants in the van.

It's everywhere. And it was all in the carpet. No, I'm sorry. I'll continue with this story. Jackson crashed the van. Yeah, he did. Did I'll continue with this story. Jackson crashed the van. Yeah, he did. Did someone crash it? He crashed into someone else?

Yeah. He was changing lanes on the freeway and turned behind him to make sure there's no cars. And then in front of him, a taxi had put on its brakes and he just... Did he make sure to have a good space cushion between him and said taxi? Well, it looks like... I guess not. I guess not. I guess not? Because you're only supposed to be looking back for like,

it's a, you know, you're not supposed to. I mean, well, Jackson's a very skilled driver. We know that. All of the Tucker brothers are. Jackson actually drove me the other day in the Mini Cooper. Was it terrifying? Yeah, it's just so like, I feel like people who don't drive much don't know enough,

not know enough, but like they don't have the feel really for like smooth brake. He doesn't really ever drive. I drive every day. Yeah. Both of us do. But yeah, he crashes it. And I was like, ah, fuck. Because I had only had it for less than a month.

Literally less than a month. And you and I have done long road trips too. Like we've driven to like Vegas. We've also like in South Carolina, I'm sure took our own road. I don't know. Well, we were going to take the van on road trips too like we've driven to like Vegas we've also like in South Carolina I'm sure took our own road I don't know well we were gonna take the van on road trips yeah and like all of us it would have been great yeah uh but I don't know if I feel too safe about it though no he hit the back of a taxi uh and of course that's that's not fun because then insurance wise the taxi company's like well you also have to pay us for

like lost time and shit like that and they wanted like nine grand. Can you imagine Jackson being yelled at by like this is a taxi driver in LA. This dude wasn't like oh don't worry about it. He was pissed yeah. Did Jackson say he was like fuck you. The woman in the back of the taxi started doing

the like thing where she's like ow I think I'm hurt. No way. Even though it was a fender bender but somehow this fender bender completely fucked the frame of the van the frame sounds like more than a fender bender yeah like uh the frame sounds like he literally just slammed into the back of a taxi i think that's what happened uh but the frame's fucked so like i was like fuck i gotta get this So, I tried to drive it to a shop. So, wait, why was he driving? Was he using it just as a mode of transportation? Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm. And I'm. You should have just given him the Civic. Well, I didn't know he needed a car. I was at Disney. Oh, he just took it? Well, he asked me.

Oh, okay. I think. Is it one of those things where, like, you want to say no, but, like, you're like, you know what? I mean, I trusted him at the time not anymore but I'm driving so I'm driving it to like a repair shop and I notice

it feels a little bit weird because it's like kind of a little wonky yeah and then I start getting above like 20 miles per hour and the whole thing starts kind of shaking like a circular motion and I get to the place and the guy's like dude your frame's fucked you shouldn't be driving this and it is like the van is offset from

the wheels like how it used to be and Jackson was really upset but I said you don't have to pay for it for the repair I'll pay for it because you just moved here as long as you take it in to the repair shop well I said just handle getting it repaired

I don't want to have to do anything. I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it. You just get it fixed. It's been how many years? It's 2021. I'm looking at the Vanson. It's undriveable right now.

How many years has it been? This year it will be three. Wait, 2018. What the fuck, Siri? Shut up, Siri. Wait, 2018. So 2019, 2020. It'll be three years. the fuck Siri? shut up Siri wait 2018 so 2019 2020

it'll be three years a big oopsie on Jackson's part I took it into a shop I found a place that would but how many years later did you take it into a shop? this was earlier this year okay so it finally went into repair

well no it didn't because they told me they were like oh we can fix like the starter because there was a problem with the ignition too but they're like we can't fix the frame, though. So then I was back to square one, so now the van's parked here.

He did text me recently and said, hey, I really want to get this fixed. Let's talk soon. And then I never responded to it. But I really want my van back because I'm probably going to sell it. I mean, it's just not worth it anymore. It's like a big piece of metal that just sits there and these vans are pretty popular in LA so people can uh people buy it up and if I can't find like if the repair is just gonna cost a shit ton of money then I'm just gonna sell it like as is

because someone will buy it I bet get it fixed themselves so that's the van saga that's the story of the van I also had to get it towed because Jackson was in Orange County and Harris and I had to go get it towed and it cost $1,000 to go one mile wait why? it cost like a little over $1,000 to have my Fiat transported

from South Carolina to California it's because they had to bring in a special thing to load it up. I don't know. I made Jackson pay that, though. I was like, you're paying this telling. But yeah, that's the story of the van. Wait, don't you also? Isn't there?

There's another thing that hasn't been put out there yet because it's in a Pokemon episode. How many patrons do we have currently? 7,200. At the current moment. So less than 3,000. No, well, that's I told Jackson. Was it by the end of the month? No, by the end of the year.

But I said by his own doing. That doesn't count right now, the new ones we got, because that was through stuff you and I had come up with and posted. So I him if you can get it to 10 000 i'll buy you your stupid fucking prowler so how so how would he do it i'll sell him the van if it gets to 10 but how would he do it like through stuff that he like his ideas and stuff and his proactive shit okay with it would get it like where it's very clear It's like, Jackson, you really helped us get this to 10,000. Because the recent stuff, I don't count that because that was just bonus.

So now you've got to buy too mad a prowler. Yeah. I'll say too mad you helped us, buddy. Too mad is never coming to my house again. He told me how our boy acted at 2 a.m. in a residential area. So. Wasn't it 2 a.m.? No, it was like.

Oh, never mind. It was like 9.30 at night. Okay, so it's not that bad. But all my neighbors have little kids, so the kids are already in bed. Okay. I'm trying to make a good impression on my neighbors. I really want them to like me. Too mad.

Goes outside on my street and just starts yelling i'm gay i'm gay and bouncing the basketball i'm gay and then that's a good impression and then uh he also uh earlier there was a kid outside yelling it's bubble time so too mad started screaming it's bubble time and i'm like dude if the parents heard that they're gonna be like what the fuck are you my kid was saying that so uh very appreciative I just want to make a good impression on my neighbors you know of course like our streets like a little community it's really nice they're sweet people yeah uh they're very nice to me they've brought me wave to them every time you see every single time I go hey and I'll try to stop and have some conversation too. And then they look at you and like, was that your friend? Are you the one that was yelling I'm gay?

Why is that funny? I'm gay myself. So why would you be screaming that? Do you think you could hook me up? With Too Mad? His little breast? His big breast actually. Justin didn't keep it in the gauntlet video,

but I did shut my eyes and hold two man's breast and imagine that it was a girl's breast. And it felt 100% undistinguishable. Really? Indistinguishable. Yeah. Like you could, like I was getting a little chubbed just touching it. Whoa.

So I was like, man, this is nice. He has a nice handful. They're like, it's like a smaller titties, but nice and plump. Okay. That's nice. He has a nice handful. It's like smaller titties, but nice and plump. Okay, that's good. They're not perky. No, no, no, no, no, no. Of course not. But yeah, those things are great, man.

His tits? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Anyway, well, that's why two men's never allowed over at my house again. And why the van is parked in the back of the Super Megaplex. And probably who knows how long it will be there as a monument. Oh, one last thing about the van. It in the back of the super megaplex and probably who knows how long it will be there as a monument oh one last thing about the confederate statue you can't you can't knock it down it's a part of history uh-huh and uh and i want to donate a lot of money to keep

it staying here yeah another thing is that i didn't know this uh if you're not using a vehicle you have to declare it to the dV that it's out of use. You know how many people don't do that? Well, the registration expired, and I didn't renew the registration because the van is not in use. And they were like, hey, what's up? $400 fucking fine. Ouch. Yeah.

Great album. But, yeah. It's all right. I had to pay that. So it's just been a pain in my ass, but I want to drive it again. I mean, it's fun to drive. Did you ever ride in it? Once we went to Santa Monica.

That's right. Yeah. And we smoked up on the beach and walked around. Watched those people skateboarding. Yeah. That was a fun time. That was really fun. But unfortunately, ooh, don't have a van anymore.

Well, if I sell it and I can get enough money back maybe I'll buy I saw another one recently and that was super cool a really nice van I mean it's still an old Japanese one just get a minivan dude drive us around

I kinda do wanna get where's the Tesla van? I love how these Japanese vans are they're like little cubes and they're so cute and they're cool on the inside I saw one

that is being sold in LA I saw it because is being sold in LA. I saw it because I drove past it and it's like this but a truck. You know why the vans are smaller? Why? Because they're smaller people. Their average height is shorter than we are.

Yeah. Their limbs are tinier. Those tiny Japanese. It's the same thing. It's the same reason why their baseball, I figured out why their baseball gloves are smaller is because they have tinier hands. Dude, going to Japan and getting in the shower and the shower heads like at my nipples.

I know, dude. Like when you and I got into the beds and like our fucking legs are splaying out. Like I think like we probably fit up into our knees and then our legs are hanging off. Do you remember that the first time we went with Aaron? We have to crouch down every time we get into like a family mart or something. Because the ceiling is like probably what, like five and a half feet yeah the ground yeah do you remember your average height for like a japanese male is like four eight five one in between there i think i i think it's actually lower i think it's like no you're thinking of female height i'm sure oh yeah females are more like three six three eight yeah yeah but you know i miss japan

you know now that i'm vaccinated and you're vaccinated uh it's like oh we could maybe we can go back soon but now japan is having a huge surge yeah it's awful in japan so also canada's borders are still closed to travel um maybe no money is stuck here right now okay how's he doing he's good i just met him in person for the first time. Is he chilling in LA? Yeah, he's chilling. He's in the stew, man. Cooking up some hot shit.

Is he going to release a hot single? I think so. Because he's hot and single. Oh, is he? Yeah. Damn. He's my favorite Armenian rapper. Do you know he's Armenian?

No, not at all. He's Armenian, yeah. Is he? Uh-huh. Like half, I'm guessing? No, he's Armenian, yeah. Is he? Like half, I'm guessing? No, he's like full Armenian. Is he? Or maybe half.

He has an Armenian last name. Okay. And, you know, I talked to him about the Armenian culture. Because, you know, us living in Glendale, we learned a lot. And, I mean, SuperMega is the only YouTube channel that stands Armenia. Yeah. So did he have anything to say? Did he say he usually goes to all the fun parties?

No? No, he didn't. There are a lot of parties that happen. Armenian? Yeah. I used to happen all the time. Remember, like, even, like, when we worked for the Grumps, there was a place across the street that would always be popping.

Oh, yeah. It's, like, specific places where they would hold, like, parties for, like, their young daughters or something. Like an Armenian quinceanera. Yeah, whatever that would be called. We stay in Armenia and we recognize the Armenian genocide. Yeah. Joe Biden just did that.

Did he? First president to ever recognize the Armenian genocide. It's crazy. It's kind of hard to not recognize the slaughter. It's fine. I'm glad we did it now. It's fine. Ryan. I'm glad we did it now. It hurts trade if we recognize the Armenian genocide.

With who? And Turkey. Turkey. Turkey's our friend, dude. Who cares? I'm kidding. It's bad. Everything, you know, I just, everything just kind of sucks.

Everything is awful. Wasn't that a website or something? Everything is awful. Everything is awesome. That's the Lego movie song. Everything is cool when you're part of a team. Everything is awesome when you live in a dream. I don't know. Something like that.

It works. When you live in your dream. I don't know what it is. Something like that. That works. That's probably not even the line, but you did it pretty good. That movie was... I liked that movie a lot.

The first one was good. I never saw the second one. I didn't either. Wait, did I see the second one? And then I just completely forgot it? They made the Batman one, too. Lego Batman. Okay, I kind of enjoyed Lego Batman.

Oh, it looks fun, man. I love Lego stuff. Like, Lego... We still got to play a Lego game on the channel. Lego Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, I also want to enjoyed Lego Batman. Oh, it looks fun, man. I love Lego stuff. Like Lego, we still got to play a Lego game on the channel. Lego Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, I also want to play Lego Island. Lego Island would be good. We could play, we could play, oh, dude.

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Welcome back, everyone. I hope you like those ad reads. What Lego game were you thinking of? What Lego game was I thinking of? You were saying we could play Pirates of the Caribbean? Pirates of the Caribbean is a good one. I would really like to do that. I would like to play Old Lego Star Wars.

Dude, I would love Old Lego Star Wars. Lego should make an MMO where you can make your own little Lego man and run around a cool world. Or like Lego Ichi the Killer. Just one of those fun kind of games that they released yeah I wonder if we can find like not mods but like fan made Lego games after certain franchises

um I want to start playing with more mods on the channel like we should replay Sekiro again but do it where you're Woody like you see the mods on Reddit and shit the people are doing that a lot with the new Resident Evil game which I just completed you beat big breasted goth woman

tall woman game I did she was super easy barely an inconvenience really come on really yeah

is that a quote it's a reference to the pitch meeting the pitch meeting. The pitch meeting? It's Screen Rant does these pitch meeting videos. Okay, I haven't seen it. And I've been to a good bit of them recently. But yeah, I did beat it.

Nice Michael Jackson. Yeah. It was a... Like a Michael Jackson. It's like every fucking Resident Evil game, dude. They're good up until like the last fourth of the game or the last – I would say, yeah, the last fourth. And then it just – they can't help themselves but just become stupid. Like mind-blowing action where the play style doesn't fit that type of stuff.

I like the ending of 10 Cloverfield Lane. Kind of. It kind of becomes a Call of stuff. I like the ending of 10 Cloverfield lane. Kind of, it kind of becomes a call of duty. I know that this is the famous people. It becomes more like call of duty. I wouldn't say it like becomes like call of duty. It becomes definitely more intense and, and,

and fast paced, but the way your character moves and just the way the enemies, enemies react to gunshots, it's, it's not built, right? It's not built right. It's not built right for that style of play. And I wish they would just keep it slow and they would keep it a little more contained.

But I get it. It's Resident Evil and they got to do these big goofy things. What Resident Evil is it? It's 8. 8? I do really enjoy Resident Evil. The Village?

V-I-I-I. Oh. I really, really, really, really, really, still to this day, I think one of the best series on our channels when we did the Resident Evil 2. Might be our best series. It's so funny. I love, Resident Evil 2 was so, it's a good game, too.

You beat the game, and there's some legendary gamer moments in there. Oh, yeah. Like, when you, fuck, there's just this one, it's one of the best gaming, like, not comedy, like, gaming moments on the channel. It's one of the best gaming like not comedy like gaming moments on the channel it's one of the best moments where the clock's ticking down the game might have helped me a little bit on that but still it was insane i i was freaking out but also to lose that tucker comes and sits in for some episodes didn't yeah it's a it's a it's a really fun series you

guys should go watch it if you haven't i kind of want to just go best of watch it again my i might just watch the best of i want to do do it too, yeah. You should come over, we should smoke a little ganja and watch Super Mega. We should, um, I'm trying to think of so wait, right now on the channel we're playing two things. We're playing Pokemon Colosseum

and then Truck Simulator. Truck Simulator is kind of like an ongoing thing that kind of won't. Yeah, I just like, I don't want to do i just don't want to do too many series at once to where then it's just like we only have one actual series going right now i guess because truck sim is kind of always going animal crossing is gonna last a long time too it's a long game it's like 30 hours or some shit like yeah i don't know how far we are into it. Neither do I. Because Jackson bumbling around like a fool. I'm just going to sit there and watch Jackson play Pokemon.

That series is really fun, though. I think that's some top-tier super mega. Because it's not getting that many views, but watch it just for the commentary if you want. Like, click a random episode. Because I think the three of us vibe really well in those episodes. It's definitely a different vibe than other Let's Plays just because there's a third person.

Really funny, though. Some really good moments. And then Truck Sim. We still have episodes that we need to release, but right now we're releasing Pokemon. P.K.M.N. I want to record more Truck Sim. I'm trying to think of like...

I just want to not play a game like Resident Evil 2, but I kind of do. I really like... I really think for some reason it's slower paced games where it's not like just running through A to B, blowing shit up. Maybe we can replay it with mods this time. We could, dude, we never did Claire's story. We could do Claire's story and change characters and it's like it's kind of like you know when people bring something back it's like is it really the same I think did we catch lightning

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Leon Greyjoy. So I just been working really hard setting up my new place painting walls and everything and I just got my studio kind of temporarily set up because I'm getting a different desk and stuff like that so I have a very temporary set up I got a little couch

in there I got my drums got my desk my piano and you actually have room for all your shit because I remember you only have your bedroom to really have your own personal stuff so you had to kind of like forfeit the drums at one point in terms of like a comfortable spot for them to even be you had to kind of forfeit a good bit just for personal space but now you have your own room you have an office you have a living room area so you have a lot more space which is nice nice. See, check this out. Because I've been living by myself for about three years?

And now it's my turn. And I'm like, dude, it's hard to go back after living alone. It's really just nice to come home and just have me time. It's really nice because I can just relax. I like the couch where people can just chill. Yeah, thanks.

You're welcome. I'm trying to figure out if I want to repaint the walls from that green to maybe like... I just want to do like a coral. And I ain't talking walking dead here. Like a coral or like... Is coral salmon type? Okay, okay, okay. That or maybe like a purple.

I don't know. I do like that green color. Anyway, y'all will probably see it in future videos. But I set up the office so I can finally get back to working on music and stuff like that. But can't wait for Oof to come out. Oh, dude. Don't spoil that. Sorry.

I'm trying to remember why I brought this up in the first place. There's a reason. Because you're bragging about having a million dollar YouTube mansion in the hills. Two million, but. With three pools on each floor? Not like three pools, one on each floor. Three pools on each of the three floors. Mm-hmm.

Which is great. Like, one's heated, one's cool, and one's just kind of like a. It's like room temperature. All salt water too. Which surprised me the first time I went down the water slide. It went right up my nose. Yeah. That comes from a true story actually of when I was on a cruise ship and I did not know that they use salt water in the pools on the cruise ship when I was younger.

So I went down the water slide and I was like, what? You know, mouth open, ready to just go into the water. Then all the salt goes straight up my nose and mouth. I'm like. The worst part about that. It surprised me. It scared me, dude. I was not expecting to have this burning sensation go up my nose.

Oh, man. Getting water up your nose is such a fucking negative experience. Fuck yeah, it is. I mean, F yeah, it is is the way you said it was like fuck yeah dude okay uh i know this is gonna be i know we already left resident evil village but there's the protagonist his name is ethan winters and i think he's one of the funniest protagonists or if not the funniest protagonist in a resident evil game. Cause there's one part where there's a, an evil woman talking to him.

I'm not going to spoil anything, but after he's done doing, doing a resident evil business, you know, slaying and, and, and poon tanging. Ethan's just like,

what did he say? He's like, shut the fuck up. You stupid bitch. And I'm just like, I'm like, Jesus Christ. He's like, fuck off fuck up, you stupid bitch. And I'm just like, I'm like, Jesus Christ. He's like,

fuck off. He's always like angry and like cursing, but he legitimately at one point, I want to go back and find it. He calls someone

just like a stupid bitch and I loved it. It's just out of the, shut up, you stupid bitch. It was so good. God love Ethan Winters. I watched a,

I started watching a Nigerian movie on youtube resident evil yeah it's it's but no it's uh it i watched it with ethan and jacob and adri their camera girl but like uh this guy like kills like the main character he's supposed to he's like the protagonist he's like it's supposed to be like the hero but they just made him like so awful because it's like beginning the movie he like kills this guy as a hitman and then you hear like a scream he turns around it's like an innocent woman he's just like and shoots her four times it's not like an airplane type movie like this no no no it's it's uh the thing is it's it's it's

was the point of that scene to be like god what an annoying bitch shut her up was that like the point it's just showing he's like badass but it's like he just slaughters her and uh like like just this innocent woman uh and i think what's why are you running pretty much that's my that's i think that's a famous clip right why are you running yeah i also love that one where it's like nigerians i never freeze trying to talk american you know that clip? It was like, you are EP, enemy of progress. He does like this really high pitch. It's like, I bet it has like the teeth where all his teeth look like shark's teeth. Oh, that's, that's always like scared me.

Cause I always picture like, what happens when you bite your teeth, bite your tongue? Nigerian film is great. Nigerian cinema is fantastic. It's cause it's all very, very low low budget and bad but it's like you could see what they were going for you can like envision what they wanted it to look like I like the movies where it's like the Nigerian movies where they use

the iPhone stock special effects from that app of like the helicopter crashing or like a plane crashing into the ground they're making the most of the resources that they have and it's awesome. Yeah. And in fact, that stuff is probably so overused that it's not used anymore that it's probably

like in demand again now where people are like, whoa, how'd they actually do that effect? Somalia has a film scene too, Somaliwood. Okay. And I would be interested in maybe you and I getting together soon just watching, you know, watching some Nigerian or Somalian movies. There's some fun movies even from, have you ever seen a Bollywood film? I mean, I don't think Slumdog Millionaire counts. Dancing and singing and. Bollywood, I would love to see a Bollywood movie.

Like, they just look fun. Also, Hindi is such a beautiful-looking language. We should make a full Bollywood movie where we speak Hindi the whole time. Can we dye our hair black? We dance, dye our hair black, get mustaches. We'll get the tan. That's all it is. It's just a tan.

What was that? I spilled a little bit of water. Just a little bit? Just a little bit, yeah. Are you sure? Yeah, it's on the carpet, was that I spilled a little bit of water just a little bit just a little bit yeah are you sure yeah it's on the carpet so nobody will soak it in I'm still trying to remember

what I why I brought up my studio because I brought it up to say something and it's and I've had this horrible feeling of dread

ever since then because I just can't remember something about working on new music something about what were we talking about right before the studio to my Resident Evil

and then we're talking about having your own place um i think you just i think you just jumped in with like talking about how you like recently just painted and got everything together oh well man i guess i'll never uh you know well i guess i'll never know or the audience will never know you know what they will is unfortunate that we have more ad reads. Hi, can I take your order, please? Can I get a Big Mac, McRap, McFlurry, and a McDouble? Keep it rare, I need a Happy Meal, McCrispy, and 10 McNuggets. Tasty golden fries, a cold drink with extra ice.

Junior Chicken will be firing a sweet hot apple pie. Is that it? Let me get a quarter pound of a cheese, a flat fish, oh please. Is that it? Oh my goodness. Stop. Those were some good ad reads. I know. They earn us some money. I'm just pissed off right now.

Why are you pissed off? That I'm making so much money off of these ad reads. I know. They earn us some money. I'm just pissed off right now. Why are you pissed off, buddy? That I'm making so much money off of these ad reads. I know. It's ridiculous. We're millionaires now. Oh, my God. Multi-millionaires. Multi-billionaires next month.

If we're lucky, we're not millionaires. No. I wish. That would be cool. That would be cool to be a millionaire. To have $1 million. Think about it. Do you think we'll ever hit a point where we can but even then like it's if if i made that type of money and i was still living in south carolina i'd feel like i

was set you're balling dude but like in la specifically i feel like because i couldn't imagine purchasing property here because that starts off as so expensive it's a good probably you know you'll get money from it's always good to like put it will be very expensive yeah but like it would be very expensive like i don't like it's like essentially once you earn that you immediately will not become that because you invest it and i guess that's the point of investing money you'd invest it into like a property or something well the way i always saw it was like with investing stuff was i like i i based like my how much money i had just on the number of my bank account i didn't like investing because i'm like i don't like that but you know it's like uh i guess you got to move

money around if you want to make more money and um it's weird because, well, here's something that is 100% true, and both of us know this, is obviously now with Patreon and merch and stuff, we're making pretty good money, speaking candidly, but it doesn't, my level of happiness has not increased overall like my life quality the more money i make it's it really it's like the it's true where it says money doesn't buy happiness it's i mean it's cool because it's like oh you know if i want x y or z it's like i can i can get it super fortunate to be like it's lucky we're so lucky financially uh stable so we can like focus on kind of our more internal problems if we need to yeah because a lot of people aren't aren't aren't given that if uh they're like most of their time is like you know working the typical nine to five and then spending an hour in traffic on the way

home then by the time you get home you know you don't want to put the effort into like thinking about things you gotta you know you gotta feed yourself or you just gotta you want to sit down and unwind and not worry about shit and like i i completely understand like we're we're definitely given a good opportunity to look after ourselves and that's why i think that um like when we do take time or like when i do find time where it's like hey i'm just gonna i need to take some time off i'm not i don't feel like streaming so i'm not gonna stream that's not part of like my, per se. But even with Super Mega, I don't feel like I'm in the mood to record Let's Plays today. I give myself that leniency.

And we're lucky enough to do that. Honestly, we're just very lucky and fortunate. And we do understand that we don't overlook that or take that for granted. Because it's you guys that make us in this position. But it just means so much. And the reason I would like to be rich is because not so I can buy things,

but just so it affords me freedom, where it's like I can do whatever I want and not have to worry. I think that's a lot of people's goal is to be good financially so that they can focus on other things. Because it's like money doesn't you know quote unquote buy happiness but it does afford you the room to to have the time to kind of think about it more or to make those decisions or to schedule

like let's say therapy appointments that where you don't feel like they're getting in the way of your like weekly job what's i can't take can't take time off. Cause the bot, you know, like we can just like, I can just be like, Hey, I'm going to therapy today. It's probably going to be a big one. So I let's, let's just call off work today and meet tomorrow. And like, that's super okay. And like, I, I remember working for like food lion and like throwing up, like physically like throwing up and feeling ill, but not being able to like call off um because my boss was like well do you have a replacement i'm like no and i'll go throw up in the restroom and they're like okay well you gotta stay here so i'm like sitting there i'm trying to like look as

decent as possible like at the cash got vomit on your sweater already i actually wasn't trying to reference eminem that was just completely okay uh yeah just like so as I said very grateful and I'm I try to use uh that to its benefit in looking after myself when I can absolutely you guys are just fucking incredible um I don't I don't really know how to put it into words like how grateful well we can put it into song gotcha gotcha you thought it was gonna be like y'all thought we were gonna make a thank you song like like a bit like a bit that would take effort for y'all because we could have actually gone and made a song oh dude um yes uh next week before you leave town would you like to take a day to come to my new studio

in my house and record a song I can write my parts of it tonight and send it to you and show you is this the idea you brought up I bought a new beat

that's really good I'm excited I like writing a new beat that's really good. Okay, good. I'm excited. I like writing shit. It's fun. That video will be really good. And it'll be a little more complicated than Brand New Pants.

Mm-hmm. It's not called Brand New Pants. It's called Brand New Shirt. Whatever. You should know your own songs, bro. Hey, well, see, I was thinking about you more than anything else because that's the line that you start out with. I know, man, see, I was thinking about you more than anything else, because that's

the line that you start out with. I know, man, but I just think of brand new shirt, because I just think about my best friend Ryan smiling saying, got a brand new shirt. Got a brand new pants. They're a bit tight, but I look like a champ. Or they're a bit something. That's your line. Got a brand new shirt. It's a bit tight, but I make it work. But what's the, I got the

champ part right. Got a brand new pants. See, you don't even know. The ladies really like me and my brand new pants. I thought there was a champ part. Why do you say champ? Because I look like a champ.

Yeah, there is, there is. Brand new pants. Ah, damn it, dude. Dude,

get on Genius for this shit. Are we on Genius? Yes, we are. No, no we're not. Look,. Are we on Genius? Yes, we are. No, we're not. Look. Brand new shirt. Genius.

Look. Right here. No way. Is it kind of like Wikipedia where people can go on there and just add the thing? Chorus. Ryan McGee and Matt Watson. For some reason, my name is in italics. Got a brand new shirt.

Looky, looky, my brand new shirt. Okay. in italics got a brand new shirt looky looky my brand new shirt okay I say got a brand new pants they're a little big but I look like a champ see okay I got my two legs

and my brand new pants I really really really like my brand new pants got a brand new hat if you come stains nothing wrong with that ladies ladies lining up

for my brand new close close girls lining up girls lining up we should have said ladies ladies lining up girls lining up for my brand new hat? Close, close. Girls lining up. Girls lining up. We should have said ladies. Girls lining up for my brand new hat. Take a couple home? Take a couple home, let you do the math, that one.

I got a brand new boots. The ladies really like me and my brand new boots. When they see me wearing them, they say, let's screw. These boots are made for screwing. Okay, these boots were made for screwing, I believe. Okay. But, okay, got a brand new longs. I like reading our lyrics online because they're never accurate.

There's always something slightly off. Maybe they are and we just, we're Mandela-ing ourselves. Dude, let's talk about the Mandela effect. The what? The, uh. Wait a second. The Morgan Freeman effect? I thought, yeah, I thought it was called Mandela effect. The what? The, uh... Wait a second. The Morgan Freeman effect? I thought, yeah, I thought it was called the Freeman effect.

Wait, you're telling me it's Mandela? I can't wait to be working on more music, though. It's gonna be good. I think once you're back from vacation, the two things we should prioritize. I say, we can, you know, we could put Let's Plays and that stuff aside for a little bit, just so we can really... I think we should have days where like, like a week where every day you're coming to my place and going to yours.

We're working on the book and we're working on the album. That would be fun because I want those both to come out this year. Well, I at least, the book is fucking awesome. The album has to come out this year. The book, I do want it to come out this year,

but I at least would, I guess the number one goal for the book would be to at least get it sent off to publishing by this year. Yeah, it might take a while to get it like to publishing. And well, first we got to find a publisher and then we got to make sure it's one that we can get it in Barnes and Noble and everything. Like we want our book to be in Barnes and Noble on Amazon. It can't be in the teen section It would be in the probably young adult fiction

There's no way they would put our shit in young adult Why would they not? Because of the language Yeah, no, dude, that's where they put the other YouTuber book We'll put it in like the philosophy Put it in science fiction Like as a joke, we get it listed as

philosophy and then no one buys it they don't find it no dude when you go to Barnes and Noble the YouTuber books are usually in the young adult fiction and non-fiction hey this is pretty swag I love playing video games on Twitch

and I think you have to value your self worth it's like all that have to value your self worth. Yeah. It's like all that shit. I value your money. Can we please also aside from our chapter book write one of those books that all the YouTubers do where it's not like a chapter book

but it's just a book on like how to be awesome by Super Mega. How to be epic. Can we call it Awesome Sauce by Super Mega? And it's just like tips on how to like you gotta love yourself it's like can we do like

can we have a section where it's things that you can make for a first date and it's just like epic bacon burger yeah we should do a whole book like that but remember with a side of narwhal fries. Narwhal fries.

Dude, I think that... And the pictures of us doing the warlord's tusks with the fries. Like so many like fisheye lens photos. And it's super colorful. Okay, I think before we write the sequel, the super... Do people know the name of our book yet?

Super Mega Saves the Troops. Okay, yeah. So I think before we write the sequel to Super... Do people know the name of our book yet? Super Mega Saves the Troops? Okay, yeah. So I think before we write the sequel to Super Mega Saves the Troops, the second book of the trilogy, we're working on... Ideally, we'd like to do a trilogy. I like how we're writing... The main thing behind it is that, yeah, we're like...

We're taking time and we're writing it, but I think the main thing for me is that we're publishing a book. I think that's hilarious. This is all I want out writing it. But I think the main thing for me is that we're publishing a book. I think that's hilarious. This is all I want out of it. All I want. I don't give a fuck about the money from the book. I just want to be able to publish something, A, that I, you and I are proud of. And we're like, dude, this is great.

We really did a good job. But B. It's going to be good quality in terms of maybe not the story. No, the story is solid. It's got a solid plot. The story's fun. We're like 90 pages in and we're not even halfway done with the... It's definitely a case of, and then this

happened, and then this happened. It's like an underwater pyramid reborn. We're about to stop by Israel where we are. Dude, we never put an underwater pyramid in our... We need to put a reference in there, dude never put an underwater pyramid in our... Not yet.

We need to put a reference in there, dude. We'll put it in the nuclear submarine chapter. We're on a nuclear submarine. I'm so excited. I've shared it with a bunch of people. Ryan shared it with some people too. We've sent pages to... Max Moffo read a little bit.

Our buddy Gray and his wife. He's a high school teacher of English. And Jack. Can't forget Jack. Jack? He's the boyfriend. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Her boyfriend.

But they loved it. I'm just excited. But I think before, as an in-between, before we move on to the next book, I think we should work on our, our how to be epic, how to be awesome. I just dating tips, a dating, have dating tips, have like DIY recipes can be.

That means we have to go out, uh, man, right now we should just go out to Barnes and Noble and just buy all the YouTuber books. Dude. Can there be a section where we rate the YouTuber books? The best books by my friends.

By our friends. And it's like, fucking all these people we've never talked to and don't, we're not even on each other's radar. I matched with this a long years ago. I matched with this girl on Tinder who was like a, also like a YouTuber influencer. And then we didn't, we never ended up talking, but... I matched with Brent on Tinder. Oh, he's on there big time, dude. But then I went to Barnes & Noble

and I realized she was in the YouTuber section because she had one of those books that's just like this. And I really... Was she like, have you read my book? And I said, yes. And now I'm horny. Now she's like, would you like to read my book?

And then she opens up her vagina. I said, I'll open up that book. I'll turn the pages on this. You can't say who it is because then it would be sexual harassment. Can I put my bookmark in this book? Your bookmark? Yeah. No, this is way back in the day when I was on Tinder and I matched with

another YouTuber. Crazy stuff. But here's the main thing about this book. Like I said, I don't care about the money. I don't care about the... I want to be proud of it, but... The money's pretty good, okay? I want to be a New York Times bestseller.

Because I want you and I out of this stupid book to be labeled as New York Times bestselling author. It's legitimately probably going to be the dumbest book to win... It's not even winning. To get a New York Times bestseller little stamp. Have you read the Da Vinci Code?

No, but for real, dude. We looked up the criteria to become a New York Times bestselling author. Because then after that, we can literally just say, hey. It's going to be in my bio. We are New York Times bestselling authors. It's going to be the only thing in my bio. Then it's going to be twitch.tv slash New York Times bestselling author. Dude, if we do it, we got to change both our Twitter bios to just New York Times bestselling author.

McGee and Watson. Dude, can we make a publishing company that's like McGee and Watson? McGee and Watson Publishing. Anyway, you have to sell 5,000 copies in the first week. That includes digital copies and audio books and stuff. Really? 5,000? That's a tall order. I know. That's digital copies and audio books and stuff. Really? 5,000? That's a tall order. I know, that's scary.

That's a tall order. But if we can rally up all of you guys listening to get ready. What if we made our book 99 cents? Don't put that idea out there. No, but it's got, the book has a lot of pictures, it's got a lot of, there's random like... Does that count if you

made your book free and you just get like 5,000 downloads? I don't think so. No. Also, you can't give away books at a bookstore. I really want to look into this because I really want to be just in the first week. If we can rally all you guys up behind us to get this book. The Game Grumps book was in a New York Times, was it? New York Times Best Selling?

Was it? No, dude. That thing sucked. No. I'm just kidding. Vernon did a great job on that book. Vernon didn't write that. Cecil McMills wrote it.

Yeah, that's right. Was that his name? Cecil H.H. Mills. Oh, Cecil McMills. Close enough, dude. We need to get a... Can just do cecil hh fart and like that's that that's the type that's our author can we please get a forward from someone actually famous i bet if we read if using ut i bet we can reach out to people that someone can get us a

technically if we pay someone on uh what is it came, we could just transcribe their words. Super Mega is so fun, and I love their Patreon. What I'm trying to decide is, obviously, we'll do paperback and hardback. For the hardback cover, the paper's going to be better quality, and the printing's better quality. But I kind of want for the paperback, you that like kind of newsprint type paper from the hardy boys yeah yeah i kind of want that with like the the glossy cover and then just the kind of like gray paper that one of my favorite reading experiences and i don't even remember that much about the book you know the book black beauty yes about the horse yes yes the horse

the black beauty the one one about the big man? The one that took place in 1700 South Carolina in Charleston? Yeah, that one. No. Yeah, the one about the horse. And I guess my dad just had it way from back when because it might have been like- Oh, your dad loves Black Beauty. One of my grandmother's books or something.

Yeah. But the pages were yellow. Oh, yeah. And like they were like crisp. It's because of the acidity. And I just remember like I think I only read it because the pages were yellow. And I was like, oh, I just feel like I'm reading history. But it was just a horse book.

Can we just like. It's a long ass book. Just to make people like just angry. long ass book just to just to make people like just angry can we just print it on like the worst neon paper with like very like like pink neon paper with like bright blue font so it's just like it hurts my eyes we just do like a like a like a three spiral binder or something like laminated pages we just slip in like printed paper yeah to the page like drop them off at barnes and noble tell people like where to go get them for free i think what we should do what i like printed paper to the page, like drop them off at Barnes and Noble. Tell people like where to go get them for free.

I think what we should do, what I would like to do is I think we should, we should get like a hundred copies of the book around Los Angeles and then just go dump them in random places and tell people like, yeah, you can go get one. We donate, we donate a hundred copies of our book to the goodwill. We should do that.

And then people can go and get it. But then we're giving goodwill money. And you know, I really don't want to help poor people if i'm being honest yeah um you know dude we can have a scavenger hunt where we hide a book around los angeles just all at markiplier's house like go to this address i was gonna say we do it like in the middle of like just like right in the middle of skid row it's put in the middle of like an intersection so like the people living there like what the fuck we should go the fuck are these like anime multi-colored people doing in the middle of my what's this girl with blue hair and a cowboy bebop shirt on uh with a bunch of

piercings just doing walking around skid Row. You just called someone specific out. Yeah, there's definitely someone right now that has blue hair and wearing a Cowboy Bebop shirt. Like, wow, shit. No, no hate. No hate. Because both those things are cool. I'll dye my hair blue. Have you ever seen Cowboy Bebop?

I've seen like the first three episodes. What do you think? I really enjoyed it. I got to rewatch it. What happened? Dude, I was. Oh, you enjoyed it. It was in 2014. It was in 2014. You enjoyed it. You must know what it. What happened? You enjoyed it, so you must know what happened.

It was in 2014. You must know what happened, right? Seven years ago. But you said you enjoyed it. I didn't finish it. I remember enjoying what I watched. But how if you can't even remember what you watched? Dude, shut the fuck up. Dude, no, we should put all the books in dumpsters

around LA so people have to go dumpster diving. Yeah, where they belong. I think we should really just take boxes of them and just place them places. And then tell people, give them hints on where it might be. And then see if they can find it. How about this? We put our books in random places around Hollywood Boulevard. And then call in bomb threats to those specific locations.

There's a robot like you see like this duffel bag and the robots going up to it and zips it like on the news camera and then it's just our book like displayed that is great marketing dude like we make a package like wrapped in tinfoil and wires calling a bomb threat so they got the bomb squad

coming in and then when the robot goes you know the helicopters watching the situation and it opens they zoom in and it's just our book that's great marketing we wouldn't get in trouble either that's guerrilla market hey dude all press is good press mm-hmm no such thing as bad press James Charles I'm saying yeah he's good though he's

something else I don't know I see I see there's a lot of drama on his name well there's been a lot of drama. My man can't catch a break. I know. Poor guy, dude. Poor guy, man. Talking to those underage boys. It just...

See, at first it was like one, and then two, and then it was like 15. 15? I don't know. I think it's over 10. Sin Charles. And H3H... Sin Charles. And H3H3. Sin James.

H3 is obsessed with James Charles. H3, like... His Twitter is exclusively... Fighting the good fight, but I can't separate it from any other drama channel. Even like, I don't know, maybe I'm, because Philip DeFranco still covers real world stuff, but I remember watching like Philip DeFranco years ago and it kind of mainly just being like actual news stuff. But now-

Are you saying YouTuber stuff isn't actual news? It's not though, but maybe it is. And maybe that's where I'm stuck. Maybe the point is that they're celebrities now and they're epic and awesome and i i want to know why charlie d'amelio said the f word what imagine that imagine like youtube news like like on cnn or like msnbc or fox news like tucker carlson reporting on like charlie d'amelio said what i'm pretty sure they Imagine YouTube news on CNN or MSNBC or Fox News. Tucker Carlson reporting on Charlie D'Amelio said what? I'm pretty sure they probably have on Fox News said something about Charlie D'Amelio.

Because she was one of the big celebrities that made their profile picture black and stuff. So I could just imagine where it's like Tucker Carlson takes in a sigh and is like, okay, so Charlie D'Amelio thinks she has an opinion. Bitch. I wish Tucker Carlson acted like that. He might as well. Dude, he might as well. That fucking face he does.

I wish he would. Fuck Tucker Carlson in the ass with a big old Cucumber dude He might like that shit dude Cause he's gay No Cause he takes it up the ass from Murdoch brother Yes he does

Cause uh Daddy Murdoch We take it up the ass From MeUndies The wonderfully new underwear Oh man Dude I From MeUndies. The wonderfully new underwear. Oh, man. Dude, I... What?

Do you think there's any billionaires that watch SuperMega? No. Okay. There are millionaires that watch SuperMega, though. Yeah, definitely. Do you think there's anyone that has nine figures that watches SuperMega? Ten's a billion. Wait.

Yeah, nine is like hundred million imagine having that much money that's crazy you didn't we were on pewdie pie's watched at one point someone saw that okay actually yeah yeah yeah it's several videos you could see that he's like watched all the way through certain let's plays and stuff so so he's copying on yeah he just he just puts it on dude pewdiepie loves putting super mega on and just watching you know just watching and watching i know that most of the people who i know like watch us it's the podcast though i just remember what i was gonna say remember earlier yes 40 minutes ago? You were like, I was talking about my room and I painted it the color of toothpaste. Dude, seriously? You're not coming over now.

Fuck off. What were you going to say? While I've been setting up my office and my drum kit and everything, I've been listening and re-watching a bunch of Frederick Knudsen's videos down the rabbit hole which Ryan you have never seen I'm going to do a big binge can we do it together? because you did JCS

you know I recommended JCS to you and you did and I feel like looking at the channel it's because some of the videos are really long and I'm like do I commit to this right now you know what I mean because

I need to because I've run out of shit to watch I think the two ones I want to start you on are about both about YouTubers the one about Spoonie

you know Spoonie yeah there's one about him but the other one is about Wings of Redemption that's the big one that you were recommending to me

it's like two and a half hours but it's incredible the story's amazing. And he goes in depth, and his narration's great. He has really good music. And, I mean, Wings of Redemption. Is it all, like, online shit? No, no, not all of it.

Kind of. There's one called, he's done one about this programmer who was schizophrenic, like, really schizophrenic. And he was like 40 years old and lived with his parents. But he created his own operating system that he believed was like a way for God to talk to him. And it's a really sad story. But it's crazy. Called Temple OS.

That one is amazing if you guys haven't seen it. He just did two and a half hour one, almost three hours on a chess AI. Ooh. Called Deep Blue. And I was like, really? Like, am I about to sit down and watch? I don't care about chess. And I watched the whole thing and it was amazing.

So fascinating. Because he goes through like the chess battles between the AI and like world pros. And he narrates every single move that takes place. But he says it like it's a fucking action movie and it's so good. He hasn't uploaded in half a year though. And he has a new one coming out kind of soon. I saw on Twitter. Okay. That's good.

He said it's the hardest one he's had to record. Cause the most recent YouTube video I've watched was a Chris Stuckman's review of spiral. The, the, the saw Chris Stuckman, the saw move pansexual King. Yeah. Spiral, the Saw movie. Chris Stockman? The Saw movie. Our pansexual king? Yeah, he did a review on Spiral starring Chris Rock with Samuel L. Jackson for a little bit, apparently. He's in the movie.

Yeah? He didn't like it too much. Chris Stockman? Chris Stockman didn't like it too much. Really? What did he have to say? That it was poorly directed. Oh, fuck. What did he have to say? That it was poorly directed.

Fuck. I want to film a video on his setup with like the, like all the, we got to become like pop culture nerds. All we have to do is find a frame where he like goes off frame or is out of frame for a second and then just green screen ourselves in. That's all we have to do. Ryan, I got to, I got gotta drain the main vein as the Romans say. Okay. So, what do you say we call episode 246, put a

bookmark in it right here? Finito. And call it Finito. Completador. And be back next week with 247. Damn. Thank you guys for the continuing support. Yes. Thank you guys who have stuck here from episode one all the way to 246 now. Thank you very much. And we will see you in the next episode.

In the next episode. Oh. Bye-bye. Let's do a real outro because I don't want to do Markiplier's outro again. For like the 10th, 20th time. No fart sound for this one because I'm editing it. What do you usually put when you edit it? The music.

Every time? Pretty much. That's funny to me because I just put it, I have the same fucking four or five fart sounds. No, dude, I listen. The last episode I played on Spotify, played just,

it's the same fart sound that we used for Mark Zuckerberg in the E3 video. No, but I'll end this one with the music. Thank you guys. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well.

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