supermegashow - EP 248 - Our Little Editor Boy, Justin (ft. NothinButLag)

Episode Date: June 9, 2021

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Hey, hi everyone Good to see you What's up guys, we got Jared here It's, you know It's Justin Editor Justin slash nothing but lag Slash Drake is your other Nothing but Drake

Nothing but Drake That's the little mi? Nothing but Drake? Nothing but Drake? Yeah. That's the little mixtape you made me. Nothing but synonyms? Nothing but swag, more like. There's a lot of things you could change. Yeah, oh yeah. There's some derogatory ones too.

Yeah. I heard a lot of that when I was younger. Well, thank you for coming on, Justin. My pleasure. Had a good time, and I guess we'll see you in the next episode, everybody. Yeah. Thanks for having me. Of course.

Justin's been here for about, since Sunday night. Today's Wednesday. Yeah, so not even a week. I'm settled in now. You better start making like two-week trips in the future. Justin, you better start making... You should come out here for a month. Just live here for a month.

I don't know, you should just live here. Test it out. Why don't I just live here, Justin? Maybe I will. Justin, is your cold little shack in North Dakota really that fun? It's nice. I have a little fire. Yeah, but the bison are dying out.

You can't hunt them. There's big fires out here. Once the last bison like the last leaf falls like in bugs like once the last bison dies of starvation that's when i moved to la all right justin blows the last bison's head off with his with his 12 gauge oh man but yeah justin we we would love for you to it'd be so sick if he lived out here because he'd come to the office with us every day and work yeah right and then and i could i could edit my little closet yeah you you probably get so much done because like we all come in at noon and then just you know i'm saying it'll be

just like what we used to do go to the game room's office just sit down and edit psych we didn't do shit then go grab a few brews afterwards oh yeah some cold Some cold ones. Yeah. Maybe some Trejo's Donuts if we're lucky. Oh. I forgot about that shit. Trejo's Donuts? Trejo's Tacos is pretty good. I haven't had Trejo's Tacos. Does he just have a bunch of shit? Yeah. Where he just sells food? He just licensed a bunch of shit. That's the dream. Trejo's Tacos is

really good. I got it on Uber Eats once. It was actually like fantastic. Is he ever there? Probably. Did you ever see the picture like this dude in line to get donuts in la and it's just like he just like turns around he's like holy fucking it's just dave batista on his phone just like looking at memes on his phone dude dave batista like i know he wants because he's he's been in the gears of war game but if there's anyone to play like marcus phoenix or just anybody in a gear, even a new character.

Come on, dude. Respect him. Marcus Phoenix, Matt doesn't play Gears of War, I'm guessing. You have to respect. He's the protagonist. He's the main character.

Big bald man. Fartish penis. Big muscles. He has hair. He has a flavor. Is he the one who has the little sun? Huh? He has the little sun.

The little sun? The little sun in god of war. No, that's Kratos. Kratom? You're thinking of god of war. This is Gears of War. Oh. John Marston.

We're thinking of the cogs. Gotcha. The, the, the... Just another cog in the machine. What does it stand for? Collision of armed gears. No. That is...

Really? Something like that. Cog that cogs i'm gonna look it up you fucking cog what does cog that's a good insult coalition of well that's what it's coalition because that's why the new studio is called coalition you fucking cog justin dude cogs a good word off man uh coalition of ordered governments whatever coalition of gears originally a socialist governmental faction theorized by alex i look it's like after that game came out after that game came out he's like yeah it's just a fucking like allegory for iraq it is really yeah they make all the uh it's about uh you remember when the uh iraqis just burrowed from underneath their homes underneath the earth yeah started attacking the poor people in the Middle East?

Yes. That was crazy, dude. I know. It just came pouring out. Everything started rumbling and then... They bite through the dirt like the dwarves in Artemis Fowl. Well, thank God. They unhinge their jaws.

Thank God we said the G unit in. What is that? Artemis Fowl? It's a book. You know Artemis Fowl. Yeah. It's a book about an asshole genius. Like a young kid who's an asshole and a genius.

He's like a villain. I don't read. I'm too busy walking around outside. He's too busy getting heads. Whatever, dude. We house a bird. We house a generation right now. Well, not right now. They're gone. They won't be back for a little less than a year now.

I'll be back in April, hopefully, if one of them is a female. Yeah. Wanda and her little babies. I think the baby, it was one of the babies this year, and then next year it'll probably be another one of the babies from this year. It's beautiful. They're cute birds, man. Maybe Wanda the third.

Wanda the third, man. Wanda. Wanda the fifth. Wanda three. Queen Wanda. Queen. Oh, man. She is a queen, man. Sykes? She looks so stupid. Wanda the bitch. Wanda three. Queen Wanda. Queen. Oh, man. She is a queen, man.

Sykes? She looks so stupid. Wanda Sykes is a queen? Are you talking about Wanda Sykes looks stupid? Wanda Sykes? Yeah. She was in Evan Almighty. And she was in Over the Hedge?

She was the skunk from Over the Hedge? Was she? You guys fuck with Over the Hedge, don't you? I love Over the Hedge. I fucking love Over the Hedge, dude. See, y'all can... I'm not a big fan of Over the Hedge. Why?

I watch it. It's a... The soundtrack's great, dude. It's not a bad... We're walking the suburbs. It's not a life of pets, the Head why? I watch it the soundtrack's great it's not a bad it's not it's not a Life of Pets you know ah come on Life of Pets bro

do you like Life of Pets? Louis C.K. are you kidding me? I thought you were saying Life of Pets was better I was about to go over there and slap the shit out of you like I'm saying

it's not like it's not bad like a Life of Pets or like a Nut Job it's fine it's a mid 2000s family animated movie the nut job i saw that shit in theaters they dance to gangnam style in it don't they yeah no there's a video of

sai promoting the nut job he's saying he's like go see the nut job very funny and it's like he's just so it's the same clip from the trailer each time i need my nuts there's had there has to be a line in the movie where it's like, watch your nuts! Oh, you know. How many nuts puns do you think are in those movies? Well, ask Justin. He saw it in fucking theaters for his birthday party. I don't fucking remember. This was like nine years ago. Did you see The Nut Job 2? Justin, it did not come out nine years ago.

You went with your friends for your 22nd one. Are we talking about Over the Hedge or Nut Job right now? Nut Job. Okay, Nut Job didn't come out. The Nut Job. Nine years? Did it really come out? No, that was like 2013. No.

Yeah. Dude, they had Gangnam Style in it. Okay out? No, that was like 2013. No. Yeah. Dude, they had Gangnam Style in it. Okay, yeah, maybe. I can see Gangnam Style. Nut Job came out in 2014. You got it. So seven years. So that was the year I first talked about it.

Wait, is it on Netflix? The Nut Job. Dude, Over the Hedge, though, that was my favorite anime movie for a while. It's a fucking awesome movie I had a sleepover at my friend's house boring he's watching the

nut job trailer I had a sleepover at my friend's house and we had portable DVD players that were synced up so we both could watch it on our

each one at the same time it was awesome Steven Lang's in it I don't know who that is I want to see the like end Ryan's just watching the nut job trailer

no that's the whole movie I'm watching nut job how does it end you're's just watching the nut job trailer. No, that's the whole movie. I'm watching nut job. How does it end? You're actually just watching the movie? I'm watching the end. There's only eight minutes left in it. This is nuts. No way.

It's all of them dancing the Gangnam Style while the credits roll. You skipped to the perfect part. Gangnam Style. Dude, when Psy promoted the nut job, that fucking video. Let me just. When Super Mega ends, it needs to end with like the perfect part. Dude, when Psy promoted the nut job, that fucking video, let me just... When Super Mega ends, it needs to end with a dance party video. Like a Bollywood... Open Mega style.

The only clip I could find is in Polish. I am nut. I am nut. That's what he said. He goes, I am nut. The nut job. I am nut. I am not. That's what he said. He goes, I am not. I am not. The nut job. Are you nut? I am not.

January 17th. Must watch this winter. The nut. The nut job. I mean, he's like very funny. Oh my God. Did you say oh my God? No.

Someone's there. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door.

Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Oh my God. Did you say, oh my God? No! Someone's there. Yeah, you got a bad idea. The thing is, Psy actually has some bangers. Like, from before Kingdom Style. The one where he says he wants to kill all Yankees, Justin? Did he make one about candy or something like that?

He got in a lot of trouble because people got mad because he has some, like, anti-American lines. And you can't say shit about america i remember the reasoning behind that was because like something happened like some like military dudes in south korea like ran over like a south korean girl or something back in the day yeah and uh and everyone was super pissed about it for good reason obama had psy come perform gangnam style at the white house i'm not making that up that really happened and a lot of people got really mad because psy has has, like, anti-American lyrics. Dude, Obama just wanted to have a good time. Yeah, man.

He knew how to party. Kill a few innocent civilians along the way. But they weren't American civilians. Yeah, so it's fine. Yeah, it's completely fine. Oh, but Gangnam Style. Actually, one of them was. Oops.

Oops. Well, hey, man. You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs. How's he supposed to know, you know? He didn't even ask them individually. What's an American citizen doing outside of the United States? Exactly. Exactly.

You got to keep all your sheep in the pen. You know, you can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs. Love your pants, man. Opa Gangnam style. It's actually a bathing suit. They're a type of pants, I would say. Yeah. They're pants.

They're in the category of, well, I guess pants are pants, I would say. Yeah. They're pants. Shorts. They're in the category of... Well, I guess pants are long, right? Yes. Pants, shorts. But like shirts, sweatshirts, sweaters. It's a category, I think. What's the general category of just leg stuff? Leg wear.

Bottoms. Bottoms. Oh, bottoms. Justin, we're not talking about you. That was funny, dude. How dare you? Did you guys take your normal pills today? You asked me that earlier.

Did you take them? No. I threw mine away. I took my Ryan McGee milk pills. Sometimes I don't have enough time to drink my morning three cups of milk. Did you throw away your normal pills? Huh. Did you throw away your normal pills? Huh? Did you throw away your normal pills?

No, I didn't throw away his normal pills. I made, unless you threw them away when I left. I don't. To get out in the car. Please stop. The doctor says if you don't take your normal pills, you're going to be. Yeah, man. Dude, as long as I have my fucking milk pills, I'm good.

I went to the doctor. It's the equivalent of three cups of milk with each pill. I went to the oncologist and he, to get to see it for a cancer check. And he just gave me a little slip that said, you are not normal. I mean, he gave me normal pills. But I threw them in the fucking trash can while I was drenched in sweat. And you got on Discord with your buddies. Oh, is this Dream?

Yeah. He takes the normal pills, bro. But he throws them away. He throws them away Man how come every fucking Lame stupid White lanky ass YouTuber has to start to do music Can you put a vine boom

Why are you looking at me Gotta put a vine boom at the end of that when he's done Like a Dude I didn't throw away my normal pills Aesthetic doesn't matter in terms of making music You know I'm just joking everyone I don't want to get cancelled Well the dream stands You gotta be careful It's coming someday Aesthetic doesn't matter in terms of making music. You know, I'm just joking, everyone. I don't want to get canceled. Well, the dream stands.

You got to be careful. Do I? Yes. It's coming someday. Is it really? If I were to, like, jokingly bully Dream, would people get upset? Dude. Dude, yes.

Yeah. Yes. I just want to say that everyone in this room fucking loves Dream. And if he wants to give us a million dollars, I would accept it. That would be cool. Dream's a cheater. Hey! Hey! Stop!

Hey! Stop! Stop! I'm sorry! Will you forgive me? For saying Dream was a cheater? Dude, he's going to tweet about you and send his fans after you. Now he's going to take the million dollars.

What he's going to do is... Dream doesn't even know we exist. We're not on his radar. He's going to respond to one of your... We're not on Dream's radar. He's going to respond to one of your tweets getting mad at you, and then all of his fans will go after you and tell you to kill yourself, and then be like, hey, I didn't send them after you.

I mean, they just... I don't support that. If he does that type of shit, then fuck Dream. I don't know. The orange angry emoji. Does he do that type of shit? Is he famous for just getting his fans to attack people? Basically, and then saying like, oh, I didn't...

You know, I don't condone that. Don't do that, guys. But like, he knows what he's doing. His fan base is. Do you have an example or are you just throwing shade? Oh, I mean, I have an example from Twitter today. Oh, really? Yeah, no, people really don't like him for that.

Because his fan base is so rabid and they'll just go. Like, if anyone like critiques Dream, they will like harass docs, tell them to kill themselves. Same type of fanbase as the One Direction fanbase was. Yeah, it's one of those... There's always a sect of that in any fanbase. Or Nicki Minaj, Bars. I mean, even with ours, there are people sometimes who post to the subreddit where they'll have something to say, which is fine. You can speak negative, but then someone will be downvoted to oblivion and people will be like,

Shut the fuck up. Which is kind of hilarious. I don't like Ryan's shirt today. 300 downvotes. So we got a recent Apple podcast review saying we were homophobes or something like that. Did we? I think so. Yeah, someone was very upset.

Right before I left, I saw it. Just to make it clear. Someone was very upset. Right before I left, I saw it. Just to make it clear, I respect and love the gays. No, I saw that. They said homophones.

Yeah, and then the review directly below it is just, ha ha, super epic, mega funny. Well, what I also like was, oh yeah, in that review, they're like, they do nothing more than say BLM is cool. And I'm like, we actually did a fundraising live stream last year, but that doesn't matter. So the black community owes us one. They do.

Dude, the black community owes us quite a bit. We did them a solid with that one. We ended racism with that one. Justin, why are you looking at us like that? You know what we did. Why are you covering your mouth as if we're saying things that are going to get us in trouble? I'm just sitting like this, dude. You're covering your mouth.

You got to speak into the microphone. Justin, why are you sign-languaging those bad words at me? Fist away. Fist away. No, no, no. You're two fists away. What are you talking about? I'm talking about the mic. Hello? Justin, stop. Don't get that close to it. Justin, press your lips up against that mic. Give it a little kiss.

See, I kissed it first. The first kiss sounded as mine. The second one is mine. Here's another one. Dude, I'm trying to kiss. See, I kissed it first. The first kiss sound is mine. The second one is mine. Here's another one. You did it twice. I'm trying to kiss. One more. You're not going to let me do it.

Ryan, just join in. Chill. Stop with the ASMR shit. It's my turn. Kiss it. Here we go. I just got Justin to kiss your microphone three times. Oh, yeah, because I fart on that mic all the time.

I didn't actually kiss the phone. He puts that shit almost up his ass. I'm very aware of what Ryan does with his microphones. You don't listen to the podcast, though. Not always. No, you don't listen to the podcast. I literally just listened to one of them right before I left. So does Trevor.

Trevor was like, oh, yeah, when I was moving in, I put on Trevor. From some weird kid that likes us. Have I met him? Probably, but he's very forgettable. Okay. So that explains the server. No, Trevor. Is he the loud kid that came screaming to film that one video with us?

No, no, no. That was three mad. Trevor was the kid that ruined Epic S&P. Oh, gotcha. Because he didn't do any work. I thought his name was Travis. Nope, that's a different person. Not Travis.

Is Travis someone else? Travis Scott. Yeah. Oh, fuck. I got to remember. We're getting dinner with him tomorrow, Justin. Travis Scott? Yeah.

Oh. He doesn't even remember? Maybe I should be invited. I mean, I can take Matt as my plus one. No, no, no. I was just going to say I made plans with Kanye I was gonna surprise you fuck

why well why'd you ruin it like that you could've figured some way to still do it you could've brought Kanye with you but now you've ruined

the surprise no you know how Kanye is he wants to go to fucking McDonald's well Drake and Future are coming over on Saturday night for some wine

and then Macklemore's coming on for the next podcast right yes okay um but yeah Trevor Trevor was like yeah I listened to four episodes the other day while I was Macklemore's coming on for the next podcast, right? Yes. Okay. But yeah, Trevor was like,

yeah, I listened to four episodes the other day while I was packing my place up. And I was like, what? And Jacob listens too. Jacob? Why are you listening to Super MagaCast? Oh, I think I've seen Trevor on Uncanny before too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's the real ugly one. Come on. Jesus. I'm just kidding, Trevor. Ow! Ow! Trevor is one of the most handsome men I think I've ever met. It did the fuck out of the song.

Dude, how are we supposed to hang that up now? Hold up. Watch, hold up, hold up. No, no, I'll fix it. How are we supposed to hang it up? I'll fix it. No, you just made it worse. No, it actually looks like it's almost better.

Oh, yeah, actually. See? What does it say, Justin? Read this big metal sign out loud. This sign. I do not endorse what's on this sign. That's not what the sign says. That's not what it says.

It says, notice, this place is politically incorrect. We say Merry Christmas. God bless America. We salute our flag and give thanks to our troops. If this offends you, leave. In God we trust. In God we trust. Amen.

So you don't endorse trusting God? I didn't know what the fuck the sound was going to say. You don't endorse supporting the troops, Justin? Dude, fuck off, man. He said I don't endorse it so many times we support the troops. I can't deal with this. I can't keep up with all the witty banter. And you don't support saying Merry Christmas?

Merry Christmas. Justin, that is rude. That is rude. Fuck off. What you did is the equivalent of bringing your muddy Justin, that is rude. You're rude. Fuck off. What you did is the equivalent of bringing your muddy shoes in the house and wiping them along the carpet. You literally just dented the fuck out of it. It's my property. I can do with my property what I want.

Yeah, that's true. That's why I do those things to you at night, Justin. Oh, okay, that explains it. Oh, those things are funny, man. The videos you've sent me of that, that is funny. You think they're funny, too, right? They're very funny. They're a little funny.

It's funny, yes. You made them edit it with the cartoon sound effects, dude. In like a cosmic sort of way, it's funny. As long as you let me go home next Wednesday, then it's hilarious. Dude, I'll let you go home. I'll allow you to go home. Fuck off, dude. You know,

we could take his ID and break it so he can't go to the airport. If we hit his ID, how is he going to fly home? Wait, did you bring a passport? I'm not telling you guys because you're going to find it

and burn it or something. Why would you bring a passport if you're just flying from North Dakota to California? I brought my passport to South Carolina. Really?

Yeah. Because I wasn't sure if California was doing the South Carolina. Really? Yeah. Just because you needed to get away from Mexico? I wasn't sure if California was doing the real ID shit yet. Yeah. Which they're not. I mean, they accept it, but it's not mandatory. Dude, I went and got my license. Yeah.

I went and got my license, and I was going to get the real ID. I just didn't have one tax form, so they gave me a regular one. So now I have to go back and do a whole fucking other day of the DMV just to get a real ID. When I was doing the bike shit, I would stand out in line in like the sun for four hours. It sucked. Yeah, California do be kind of stupid with a lot of their laws. But hey, you and I just got two beautiful new vehicles. The Hummers?

I was talking about our electric vehicles. Oh, the electric hummers. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Ryan, you go first. Okay. I finally did it.

Do you want to add a drum roll in post? Sure. Are you going to? It's right here. Promise? It's going right now. I got a one wheel. Woo!

Five years in the making. Yeah, I was shredding out there earlier. I saw you, man. Yeah? Dude, it's just like literally for for five years, Ryan's like, should I get a one-wheel? Every single time I've said yes, too. It's now been like, nah, you shouldn't.

I wasn't sure if I'd be able to ride one. I'd be like, I'm a big goofy dude. I remember the first time I came out here, we went to Santa Monica Pier or something after we watched Endgame. I think someone had a one-wheel and he said, I want one of those so bad. That was two

years ago now. I got the pint. It's been years. He's been asking all of us, should I get a one-wheel? And then we all say yes, and then like five months later, he's like, should I get a one-wheel? Yesterday, Ryan brought it up again, and I said, if you ever ask me this again, I'm gonna freak out. I told him I was gonna beat him up if you didn't order it. And he did. And he got scared.

I did. And he got scared because of my big muscles. And it was, dude, they're huge. It was delivered like that. Yeah, Ryan was riding it around in the back of the Super Megaplex today. Gold-plated, diamond-studded rims. Yeah, diamond-studded rims. Awesome, man. I got a solid gold helmet.

Yeah, that thing's heavy. You probably want to get a better one because gold is really malleable. Yeah. Soft. Looks cool. Maybe one out of like a meteorite, you know? Oh, yeah. The skin of a meteorite. How fucking sick would it be? The skin.

Just getting something made out of a meteorite sounds so fucking like cool. Well, technically, Justin, everything was a space rock at some point. So any statue you could say was a meteorite. Whoa. Do you mind? Yeah, that's fine. I like your vans, Ryan. Thanks.

Nice to see you. They're brand new. You don't want to talk about your vehicle? Oh, yeah. So, you know, Ryan has his motorcycle. Carson has a little motorcycle. Everyone's talking about motorcycles. Thanks for not calling mine little. Oh, Carson's is little. It's like a clown bike, but yours is a fucking big hog. You can only ride it if you have big muscles. Oh, yeah. That's why I can't ride it.

You can only ride it if you have big muscles. Oh, yeah. Hence why I can't ride it. But I got an electric bike that I ordered a couple months back called an Onyx. Because I saw a guy near my house riding on one. I was like, that's a slick little bike. And I looked it up. One of your neighbors was questioning me about it when I was given a little test spin.

I said, sir, why do you have that crowbar? How fast does it go? How long does it stay alive? That's the guy with the range. What's the range? Yeah. That's my neighbor that has a very nice sports car um but the onyx is so fun dude that onyx like it's super fun again we're not sponsored by either one wheel or onyx but no i just i wanted i wanted a little since i moved like there's some stuff around my area that i i've been walking to and i like walking like to get coffee in the morning. But it's like, hey, you know, it might be nice, like, with the summer breeze, get on a little bike.

And I was going to get a regular bicycle. It picks up speed, too, pretty well. Yeah, but this Onyx, it's just an electric bike I just plug into the wall, and then I can zip around my area. And you can pedal it like a regular bike, too. You got to get one of those cords that they use for, like, jet skis on the back of boats. And I got to have my one wheel on the back of your bike. But I. No, wait. We'll have.

Asphalt surfing. We'll have Justin and his Porsche pulling you on your bike, pulling me on my one wheel. Yeah. But then we could put the whole thing on my super yacht and then drive it through the ocean. And we just have to make sure we go fast so we don't sink. Oh, yeah. Well, that thing doesn't float. If you drive fast enough, you don't sink.

so we don't sink. Oh, yeah. Well, that thing doesn't float. Yeah, if you drive fast enough, you don't sink. Well, what sucks about my super yacht is that I cheaped out on some of the features when I got it

and I forgot to put buoyancy in it. Buoyancy. Oh. It was one of the extra features you could add. I didn't do it. I think you need that when you buy a boat.

Well, I cheaped out. You can just get someone to just get a bucket and just keep getting the water out of the bottom. I could take you boys out on the, on the lake and my super yacht, maybe a Monday, Tuesday, maybe Justin, if you want to be the bucket boy.

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I got gotta piss. There's a lot of piss in my cock right now. I gotta drain that thing. Are we gonna take another break right after the ad reads? We can have the McGee and Justin cast until Matt gets up. You're only peeing, right? No poop.

So you're gonna be quick. So we can continue to go on. I'm gonna grab myself another drink from the kitchen. Okay. If that's okay. Yeah, I didn't know if you were pausing because you were So we can continue to go on. I'm going to grab myself another drink from the kitchen. Okay. If that's okay. Yeah, I didn't know if you were pausing because you were going to offer me a drink or anything. I was going to surprise you. Oh, really?

But now the surprise is spoiled. Oh, sorry. I won't be bringing you a drink. That's fine. Do you want some Hennessy? No, I don't want any Hennessy. Jacob drank a lot of that. Do you want some Hennessy?

Justin, please try some Hennessy. Just a tiny little sip. Justin's never had just straight liquor. Dude. Just a little drop in your tongue. Just one for the boys. Okay, I'll have a sip. Just one for the boys.

Oh, my God. Just a little sip. Justin, will you just do a tiny, tiny little sip? Just a little. He's never had liquor. This is peer pressure. That's going to burn. Not a super, super small sip? Just a little. He's never had liquor. Is this the first time? This is peer pressure. That's going to burn. Not a super, super small sip.

Just let it touch your tongue. This is actual peer pressure. What the fuck? Drink, drink, drink, drink. Pussy. Pussy boy. Come on, take that sip. Take that sip of that Hennessy.

Just a little one. Oh, that smells disgusting. Justin, we both just sipped it, man. You're not going to like it, Justin. I didn't. I didn't like it either. I're not going to like it, Justin. I didn't. I didn't like it either. I didn't like it. You're going to feel it in your chest for like five minutes.

No, it's nice and warm, though, I will say. It is nice and warm. Is this going to fuck up my stomach, possibly? No, it's just liquor. You had sake the other day. Yeah. If you can handle sake, you can handle liquor. Just a little sip.

Just a little bit, a little bit. Touch your lips and then... No, he likes it. Oh, shit. That burns. Is that your apple juice? Is this your new apple juice? That ain't my apple juice.

That's Addy's new apple juice. We're a long way from apple juice. Yeah. Is that your first time tasting just straight liquor? Straight liquor, yeah. How do you like it? It was all right. I mean, I don't think I'd make a hobbit habit.

Oh, he's drunk, dude. He's drunk, dude. Oh, shit. I'm seeing things, bro! What you do is you mix this in with some Coca-Cola, some Dr. Penny and Coke. Maybe some Cheerwine, if you have any. That's what Kelly always does. Kelly always Hennessy? Kelly's a fucking alcohol.

Kelly slams the Hennessy. Kelly gets drunk every day. Literally every day. Never at night, just during the day for some reason. Yeah, well, she has to sleep so that she can drink more of it. Can't imagine someone doing that. She's gotta sweat out all the alcohol. Yeah, well, she has to sleep so that she can drink more. Can't imagine someone doing that. She's got to sweat out all the alcohol. Yeah, Justin.

She's got to shit the alcohol out. Dude, I'm glad Justin's first taste of straight liquor was some Henny on the Super Mega Cast. The first, dude, the first. It's documented now. So now when I'm like 80 years old, I can go, oh, I remember my first taste of Hennessy. My first sip of Hennessy. Hennessy is. I bet my mom's going to listen to this and just be just sad.

Outrage? She's gonna be so mad that her adult son had a sip of Hennessy. It's not bad. It's only in moderation where... I feel that. Yeah. Like here. Yeah.

Right now it's moved down to here for me. Why do you think Russians drink so much? It's so cold. You gotta warm yourself. That shit might actually like... Is that Jackson? Yeah, he closed the gate oh uh where am i supposed to ride my one wheel uh bend over i'll show you come on

dude i feel i fucking like feel it moving yeah what the fuck it's like if you drink really cold water except if that water was a poison trying to attack your liver well you know why now i really regret drinking this is alcohol that's alcohol in general alcohol your liver. Well, you know why you get... Now I really regret drinking that. This is alcohol. No, that's alcohol in general. Alcohol is poison. Your liver has to go through any... So the sake we drank is very smooth, for example. It's not as angry at me.

I don't think the alcohol is angry at you. It's fire water, Justin. This is like if Big Red were an alcohol. No, that's fireball. This is angry. This is like, why did you drink me? I don't give a fuck. Hennessy is just like, you can, I don't give a fuck. Hennessy is just, cognac, I'm just not a fan of cognac.

Hold on, let me take another swig. Ooh, taking a big one. That's a big swig. Ooh, you want to finish the bottle there? Yeah. Go ahead. Oh. God damn, fuck.

Woo! Oh my God, shake it around. Let everyone know that it's empty. Hit the empty bottle. Damn, Justin. Man. Oh my god, shake it around! Let everyone know that it's empty. Hit the empty bottle. Damn Justin! Man. Is there a better way to hit the bottle? We might have just- knuckles? Let me see if I can- Try to like do like- blow in a jug- I feel all that now. I couldn't pass out holy shit

it feels like my entire body is on fire hey Hennessy Hennessy will do that it's gross it's really gross how did they get in here to begin with

Too Mad Too Mad yeah I think Jackson brought it and gave it to Too Mad like I did the podcast just out of the blue okay yeah

what's Jackson doing out there he's playing around in the garage with his little short shorts on where is he is he in the garage. He's got his little short shorts on. Where is he? Is he in the garage? He was just there. Okay, I really do have to go pee, though.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, there he is. There he is. See him? What's he doing? Is he lifting boxes? This window is perfect.

When he's outside, just get a paintball gun and shoot him with it. Do, do, do, do. Ryan, that was the real gun. Dude, he's picking up all of our water bottles. What the fuck? Oh, he just looked at us for a second. Wait, his pants are so short I can see his underwear through, like from the bottom. Do you see that? They're hiked up. Are they supposed to be worn like that?

Uh, it's a personal preference, but I can see his boxers. They're longer than his... He needs to get shorter. He needs to get whitey tighties then. Yeah, absolutely. Is it tighty whiteys or whitey tighties? Tighty whiteys. You said Whitey Tidies. Oh, Whitey Tidies. Whitey's on the moon.

Oh, he's picking up a big box. There he goes. Look at him go. With his big muscles. He does have big muscles. Not as big muscles as you, Justin. I have the biggest. He wishes.

You gonna go pee? I'm gonna go pee. Have fun. Thanks. You guys can talk about some video games? I guess. We can talk about E3 coming up. Yeah. Oh, we got a lot to talk about when I'm back go pee Have fun Thanks You guys can talk about Some like video games I guess We can talk about E3 coming up Yeah

Which is Oh we got a lot to talk about When I'm back actually It's the Okay We haven't even Talked about Have we?

The what? NASCAR Oh fuck No we have not Alright let me Let me go pee And then we'll talk about that Why were you

You were speaking in code word When is the Microsoft Is that the 13th The day before my birthday Yeah At 10am Someone's birthday's next You were speaking in code word. When is the Microsoft... Is that the 13th, the day before my birthday? At 10 a.m. So it's either going to... Yeah, that's fine. I mean, remember, it's y'all who usually plan something for my birthday.

I never really have anything planned for my birthday. It's fine. He just left. He literally walked away. He asked the question and then... He walked away. He just left. He literally walked away. He asked the question and then turned around and walked out. He walked away. Your birthday is on the 14th. You're going to be 30.

Six. 36? Dude, that's crazy. You're missing six years, buddy. Well, you just don't look it. Thanks. You don't look it. Day over 40.

Hey, soon I'm going to start sunbathing, though, and I'll get that leathery grandpa skin. Oh, dude. That you get to climb on like a rock wall when you're a kid. That classic Florida look. So, real quick, for all you nerds out there who are interested in E3, man. Halo Infinite. It's probably going to be ass. I'm going to be straight up.

We're probably going to get disappointed. By the whole E3 conference or Halo Infinite? Halo. Well, I have to be prepared to be ass. I'm going to be straight up. We're probably going to get disappointed. By the whole E3 conference or Halo Infinite? Halo. Well, I have to be prepared to be disappointed. Yeah. I'm trying to just set myself up. Because when I watched that Sonic thing, and I saw that trailer at the end, and it was like this.

That was ass. You know that meme of Patchy the Pirate? And he's just like, that's it? Oh, yeah. That was just a cheap walk cycle. And then he goes crazy and starts throwing stuff around and ripping off down his like Spongebob. Beats the shit out of his parents. Yep.

With his hook. Almost like beats him to death. Yeah. But yeah, I don't want to be prepared to be disappointed. I'll just, the only thing I want to do is have fun running around as Master Chief, getting some headshots on some grunts. You know, we're fighting elites and brutes.

We're fighting, you know, we're fighting the whole, they haven't showed any Promethean shit. I would like to be optimistic, but I just have this feeling. Oh, the armor shit is awful. Yeah. For those who don't know, and I don't even know if you, so originally in Halo multiplayer, you got to choose your armor color. It's primary and secondary.

And they had a slew of colors you could choose from. You could go very, like, you had a lot of options to customize what your character looked like. Primary would be most of your armor, and then the secondary would be, like, stripes or, like, some of the shoulder padding. I think Reach had, like, the best as far as, like, there was, like, a ton of options. The most iconic stuff for me is from Halo 3. Halo 3 is what kind of started all that shit with mixing the armor and stuff, I think. It is.

You got to fuck with the lead armor, too. In this new one, all the combinations for the colors are predetermined, right? Yep. They're preset. So no more choosing your favorite color. No fun. No fun allowed. If you want to choose your favorite mixture of colors you have to buy and or earn it and that's not even promising that they will have

the color selection you like we'll see what they have at the base maybe they'll have i don't know they have the perfect blueprint already better detail when we get to bake in the design and i understand like why i guess they did it. Well, no, I don't. Because primary and secondary is just like people have their colors in Halo. Yeah. Like I have like blue and black. That's me too. Hey.

Blue and black. Blue and black. No, no, no. Wait, I did blue and white for a while actually. Like all white with like blue stripes. I was like blue. Yeah, just blue and black. And then I would just switch out the helmet a lot.

I always went back to like the base Mark IV helmet. But then with the Master Chief Collection, when they gave it to everyone, because I think beforehand you either had the – Bungie would have to give it to you or then you had to do like the Road to Recon challenges. But then they just gave you Recon in the Master Chief Collection. So I just put that on. I had a prediction. You guys would be talking about Halo when I walked in.

Of course. I like Halo. We're going to see how Halo Infinite turns out. You excited? Well, I'm... My expectations are tempered. You've been so excited in the past. Expectations are tempered.

No, no, no. Come on. Jackson just mouthed it's going to be bad. Well, I was at Target and I talked to the guy working there for like 30 minutes about how bad Halo 5 was. Yeah. Well, Halo 5 is like multiplayer. You talked to Justin that long?

But like, it just... I think Halo 4 was the worst feeling Halo for me. See, 5 felt a little more fluid when they got the thrusters and stuff. I played mostly Warzone with Justin, though. Yeah, that was fun. Just hours and hours of Warzone firefight. I like something in Campaign. I don't get it. Campaign was ass.

Chief's got the grappling hook. Laura Croft. Just Cause. Tomb Raider? Yeah, they got Tomb Raider in it. But we'll see how it turns out. Anyways, that's the end of the Halo discussion. Matt wanted to talk about NASCAR and how we... how our beautiful car was total. Yeah.

For those who don't know, this is our first podcast back since Ryan has been out of town on his yearly trip back home. I can't believe it's already over. Wow. But while we were there, we met up in Charlotte, North Carolina. I flew out there. Met up with Ryan and we went to the Xfinity 300 NASCAR race because

a little certain YouTube channel sponsored a race car in the NASCAR race and we got our logo and faces on a gigantic NASCAR. Which we're getting some pieces sent to us yeah because it wrecked it crashed but justin you saw how like close he came the first time he went dude that was some skill to me shout out to tommy joe tommy joe martins you're fucking amazing i

love tommy joe if you're into nascar and even if you're not check out tommy joe martins what a sweet he's so nice he had he's had been having a streak of bad luck these last few races. I know, I saw. He got hit, which made him crash, and then last race, his engine died. His engine just... It's like, he's a great driver, too. That wouldn't have happened in the Super Megamobile. Really?

It wouldn't. No. Mm-mm-mm. See, our engine, our car's engine didn't fail. The only reason it crashed was because... It got clipped in the back. Fucking, the black rifle coffee car was what caused the fucking crash. It's a very on brand.

I'm waiting for Louder with Crowder to have a NASCAR. Oh. I mean, black rifle coffee, close enough. Yeah. They're all veterans from the Iraq war. On, like, Stephen Crowder's car, it would be, like, him in a sombrero, then another one of him in blackface, and another one of him, like, wearing, like, African garb. So does that mean that SuperMega hates the troops now? SuperMega has always hated the troops. Okay, good. And that's on God. him in a sombrero, then another one of him in blackface, and another one of him wearing African garb.

Supermega has always hated the troops. Okay, good. And that's on God. No, the back of the car had Ryan pointing and laughing, and me crossing my arms with a smug smile, and it had a quote, and it said, yep, you just got passed, which they zoomed in on. On Fox Sports, after a car crash, they zoomed

straight in on it. And so on Fox Sports, we have a video coming out, hopefully this week. I've beened straight in on it. And so on Fox Sports, we have a video coming out hopefully this week. I've been working real hard on it. It's kind of tricky to edit. But we did a whole vlog of the whole experience at the NASCAR race. And that should be coming out. And you'll see all the Fox Sports footage in it. Plus another special vlog.

Another special vlog. One of our favorite restaurants, if not our favorite restaurant, Hooters. Two days ago. Yes. Fred. Remember Fred? Hey, it's Fred! Ficklehorn? And his little brother did a vlog at Hooters.

Man, fuck them. Two days ago. Oh, but guess what? Guess what didn't happen? Oh, wait. I don't want to spoil anything about... It's probably one of our... I said on Twitter, we took a fan to Hooters. Okay, but that's not everything.

That's not all. I don't want to give anything away. Guys, it's definitely, I think think one of the craziest experiences we had while just vlogging. We looked at all the footage. Please, whenever, please watch our NASCAR video and then when the video We Took a Fan to Hooters comes out, you're not going to want to miss that one. And also, we

were finishing up, speaking of new content we're making, we're finishing up our first single for the album. Yep. That we're hopefully going to release this year. We're done up our first single for the album that we're going to release this year. We're done with the recording. And today when I get home, I'm sending off the stems to Frank Javsi to do a little bit of mixing and mastering. My boy, Frank. That's good.

He's texted me like four times today for the stems. I listen back to it and I get excited every time I listen to it. I played it on the way to work. Yeah, I did too. And we'll be shooting the music video for it next week. Justin came up with the idea. I came up with the way to work. Yeah, I did too. And we'll be shooting the music video for it next week. Justin came up with the idea. I came up with the idea. I found the beat and stuff too.

I don't even know if we want to even... I think we should just... I don't even know if I want to tease them. Go on Patreon. Patreon. I have posted...

Some videos. Some videos and some pictures and videos of behind the scenes while we were recording our first track. And there's videos of like all three of us at the mic together. And you can hear little snippets in certain lines, certain bars. Is it already out?

No, no, not yet. I'm going to put it out when I get home. It's going to be a lot of me. If you want to know what the track is, though, you can go. All of us like recording. Please watch the clips before because I was just spewing hate speech. Yeah. Oh, don't worry.

I bleeped most of it out. Some of it I couldn't because the context was needed. Well, some of it's just factual. Yeah, I was going to say whenever Ryan would do a take, he doesn't like it. He would go, fuck.

Just like yell. I would do the same thing too. No, Ryan's go-to when he's messing up a lot. He goes, I'm gay. I'm gay. Every time. It's just so quick. But that was really fun recording that with you guys.

I have a little studio at my house that's under construction. We did it in less than a day. You got to remember, we did Blonde Boys all in one sitting. Yep. Blonde Boys took, what, two hours? We got to... All we got to do is just sit down, right? Like, we can finish this album if we just...

If we get creative and shit work. I think August will be a big month of working on it. August? I want to spend... Also, July's not even here, so Jeffinitely. Jeffinitely? Here's the thing.

That's such a good YouTuber name. Dude, can I create another YouTube channel called Jeffinitely, and it's my bike channel, and it makes no sense. What if I just say, I'm Jeff, like, hello, my name's Jeff. Yeah, you don't like...

But I never say I'm... Like, I never joke about it. I never say, like, I never say I'm Ryan. I wonder how... Of course, fans now would know. I feel like fans would play into it. Gotta love Jeff. You know what? That makes me want to do that now.

Definitely motors. Please make some Patreon. Just like you crossing your arms. Gotta love Jeff. Please make some Patreon bike vlogs, dude. Okay. But basically, we might go... I mean, I don't know if in July or August

we're gonna take some time and really hunker down and finish the book and... Jesus fucking Christ! Sorry, threw the sign at me. I just slapped it out of midair. Jeez. Sorry, dude. You slapped it at me. I was protecting myself. It was coming at me. Justin. What? That would've hit was coming at me. Justin.

What? That would have hit you in the head. Yeah. Well, I just trust you not to throw shit at me, I guess. Fine. We're going to try to keep uploads very consistent. Yeah. But we're going to take some time just to work on the album and the book and go heavy on it with the music videos and the...

All right. I'm going to throw it like this. Ready? You got to catch it like... Justin, I know I'm a grown man. I can catch it. That was loud. I wanted you to catch it a specific way like this.

All right. Okay. They're tossing the politically incorrect sign. Back and forth. Justin, over here. Justin, over here. Over here. Justin, Justin.

Come on, Justin. I'm open. I'm open. Over to Justin. One to Justin. Right here. Right here, Justin. I'm open. Go'm open Over to Justin, one to Justin Right here, right here, Justin I'm open Go long, go long

Oh shit Touchdown Put her down, put her down, it's too dangerous If that was sharp, that would have sliced his head off The way that it I'm sorry about that, Justin. He's deaf for the rest of his life. I already have it ringing in my ears.

Like in a war movie, just... Justin, are you okay? It's like in Call of Duty when you get hit by a flashbang. Or, uh, what is it, the fucking stun grenade or whatever? Remember how fucking annoying, annoying like people would play on modern warfare the worst people in modern warfare Call of Duty in general it's the map shipment

who just spam flash grenades but I had it but I and the gas grenades Ryan got so annoyed that he would he would just take whatever annoyed him the most and then use it against other people. Yep. I would go around with a grenade launcher.

What is that shotgun called? The 725? Yeah, I'd take around the 725. The cheese machine? I'd take around the cheese machine shipment, just throw gas grenades. I'd throw down flashbangs. Oh, those were the days.

Dude. Those were good days. And then I'd just get up close. Boom. Right at the height of the pandemic we would all just get on Modern Warfare so you would just

annoy people yeah well speaking of annoying people here's some ad reads okay and we're back from the ad reads

no piss break this time buddy no I didn't need to piss this time okay okay just checking yeah man but you know fucking Call of Duty

what a crazy game yeah it is Modern Warfare was I think the best Call of Duty game that a crazy game. Yeah, it is. Modern Warfare was, I think, the best Call of Duty game that has come out since Black Ops 2, for me.

Not enough colors for you, Matt? No. You know what, Justin? I don't appreciate that. Sorry. Dissing on my style because I like colorful games. Too many inputs for you, buddy?

A, B, X, Y? What are the triggers? What do the triggers do? What am I Y? What are the triggers? What do the triggers do? What am I doing? What am I saying? When Trump was at the rally, he started talking about Xbox controls, how confusing they were.

No, he's making fun of a guy who can't play Xbox. He's making fun of the Cuphead journalist that couldn't finish the first level. That was really funny. I forgot about that shit. That was really funny, I will say. What's up, Creaky Bay? Just a heads up, I'm heading to Joanne's, but the landlord's coming by to check on the...

Who's Joanne? Your girlfriend? Kind of. His little side piece, Joanne. No, but I'm running there. What is Joanne's? He's coming by today? In just a minute, yeah.

Okay, can we make sure that there's nothing bad out? That's what I was doing right now. It's a craft store. I'm getting frames. Oh, okay. We should go check real quick, make sure there's nothing inappropriate out. Like the four Japanese porn magazines on my desk with the bottle of... You want to go fix that? Why'd you leave that there? I'm getting frames oh okay we should go check real quick make sure there's nothing inappropriate like all like the four Japanese

porn magazines on my desk with the bottle of potion next to them you wanna go fix that why'd you leave that there you put those there Jackson I walked in

and there's four 7-11 Japanese porn mags I know I was looking through them I didn't I don't watch Japanese porn what

yeah that might be him right there what are you doing fuck the doorbell okay he's here actually I'm gonna go okay

so halo the AC hopefully will halo oh dude Yeah. That might be him right there. What are you doing? Fuck, the doorbell. Okay, he's here, actually. I'm going to go hide there. Okay. So, Halo. The AC hopefully will. Halo. Oh, dude. I have faith that at least it'll be somewhat fun in single player. Maybe. I don't know.

I think they're going to do a big multiplayer reveal on the 13th. We'll be able to explore a big open area together. And Halo. The Landlord? The Landlord of the super mega plexus here Do we have to be quiet you want to interview? Yeah, let's let's say let's say hey to him Let's see how we operate. Do you think he do you think he'd be okay with being on mic? Hey, how's it going?

Just doing a podcast Yeah, yeah little toasty Little toasty. Yeah, yeah. Little toasty. Is there anything? Oh, well, there's the big cum. There's the big white bottle that says cum that he just walked by.

Well, it's empty. Yeah, it's empty. I drank it all. Is there anything outside that we should be wearing? Dude, hope not. Oh, cool. Well, this is the cleanest it's ever been when he's come over. True.

So that's good. Because remember one time he came over, it stunk to high heavens. There's a big piece of shit out there. What? Right there. Don't say that about the landlord. There's a big piece. Are you pointing at the van? Yeah, the van.

I'm just going to, I've decided I'm going to keep the van until we're done with the office. I'm going to keep it parked there so we can film in it and make use of it. But that was a good way to itch your Ryan was like using his tongue to push his mouth against the microphone. But once we move out I'll sell it but for now I'm going to leave it here because the frame's broken so I can't really drive it.

It's clogging up my one wheel space. I got to shred dude. How are you going to take any sick jumps over there Noah? Exactly. We can build a ramp that goes up the van, up the back. Dude, I got to learn to take inclines and downhills on the one wheel. That's what I'm scared for. We got to build you a massive ramp so that you can jump over the van.

Okay. Like Evel Knievel style. At a max speed of 16 miles per hour. Evel Knievel died doing a stunt. Exactly. Did he really? Is that how he died? Isn't it?

I think it is. I don't know. What stunt? He died doing what he loves. Hold on. I'll look it up. Which stunt was it? Was think it is. I don't know. What's the stunt? He died doing what he loves. Hold on. I'll look it up. Which stunt was it? Was he jumping the Grand Canyon?

What would happen if I drove this motorcycle over the Grand Canyon? What would happen if I drove this motorcycle into a brick wall with dynamite strapped to my chest? He died of, oh, never mind. He died of a pulmonary disease in Clearwater, Florida. He died of a pulmonary disease. Was he old as fuck? He was 69.

69. Dude, the landlord's here. in Clearwater, Florida. He died of a pulmonary disease that he got while doing a job. Was he old as fuck? He was 69. 69. Dude, the landlord's here. He loves that. He loves Ninja Fart Party. Got him. Dude, Ninja Fart Party is... They released a new music video

called The Mystic Crystal. The Crystic Mystal. Dude, so, okay. I am so excited for Al. I don't know why I thought he died in an accident. I just expected he did. I thought he did too. He fell into the Grand Canyon while doing a backflip. Oh, I'm thinking of in Hot Rod where his dad was supposed

to have died. And he talks about how he goes into detail about how gruesome the accident was. He's like, he died immediately. The next day. Yep. That's such a good movie, man. We watched that last time you were out here, Justin. I think that was the last time, yeah. Will Arnett plays the boyfriend.

That was the first time you saw it. I'm so glad you got to see it. That was a very interesting watch. I liked it. You don't like it? Do you like it? No, yeah, I do. It was just, it was like different.

I love when Danny McBride's doing the high fives. He's like, that's how it's done. Dude, The Lonely Island is a huge inspiration for our album. They always have been. Oh, yeah. Are there any days it's bad to have an AC tech come specifically? Not that I can think of. Well, we need to be here, of course.

I mean, we're recording videos on Friday, right? Yeah, after I take the mic in. We're not going to be here tomorrow, so, I mean, tomorrow would be... But that's if they can get in tomorrow. I mean, I can leave a key somewhere. No, like to get some... I don't want to bother you guys. Oh, no, no. You're never bothering us. It's fine. I mean I can leave a key somewhere no like I just don't want to bother you guys you're never bothering us it's fine

just whatever works totally cool not the same problem as before nothing's frozen over oh okay oh okay cool thank you as we're heading into those summer months a little toasty it's gonna start to get hot

it was cold yesterday morning. Well, two days ago, it was a little drizzly, too. It kind of reminds me of South Carolina, where it feels nice and breezy at night, and all of a sudden, the next day, you're just sweating bullets. See you, Jackson. Dude, it is actually like... The weather... Have you noticed it's been a lot cooler?

The fuck? What are you looking for? Justin, stop looking and massaging his penis. It's hard not to. It is hard not to. Yeah. Have you ever... Have you noticed... Nos his penis. It's hard not to. It is hard not to. Have you noticed? Nose for ah too.

SpongeBob. I like SpongeBob. I got sweat underneath those. Did you actually just lick your finger? Was it salty? A little bit. Have you noticed that this year in LA, so now we're in June,

have you noticed it's been a little bit colder up to this point than it normally is? Which I like. It hasn't been, you've noticed that, right, though? It hasn't been as excruciatingly hot as other years. No. I like it when it gets cold here. When there's a little warming out. Oh, exactly. If you looked at the years

where it's like the last 40 years or whatever of Google Earth, all I'm saying is the ocean's coasts aren't rising. Nope. When's that supposed to happen? Maybe in like a billion years you know i was actually watching a video on youtube about how life started on earth up to the point now there's been so many extinction events in in our ice ages in arctic shit and so you know what uh mr gore i

think maybe it's time for you to take a seat and get that wig snatched, sis, because global warming is just not real. Amen. Do people still deny that? Yes. What do you mean, do people still deny that? Yeah. Probably everywhere. People deny shit all, like, probably most on Facebook.

Dude, if there's a fact, you bet your ass there's some fucking conspiracy theorist nut out there trying to prove it wrong. You have to legitimately be an idiot to deny climate change. There's people who think gravity's fake. It is. There's a big magnet in the center of the an idiot to deny climate change. There's people who think gravity's fake. It is. There's a big magnet in the center of the earth that's pulling me down. Isn't that a song?

People say that our skies are fake. Gravity. Yeah. Stay the hell away from me. The horizons and everything at night is just a projection. It's a hologram.

It was put here by Obama. You know, the one I do believe in, though, is that the Pope is a holograph. A hologram? Hologram yeah I have the holographic Pope trading card Okay good Dude the Pope is a fucking hologram

Because where he just disappears out at the window There's him waving out the window then he turns and he just literally disappears instantly Yeah everyone has to be standing perfectly in front of him Because if you go to the site it's just No no Justin have you seen the video where he disappears? No The Pope like they legit just projected a hologram of him dude because he's actually dead what uh no for real the pope is a is a hologram

i'm not kidding i accidentally put in i put in pop hologram and it gave me um ricky and ricky Gave me Ricky and Morty. Richard and Mortimer. Mortimer! Video shows. Did you know I saw Gongam Style before it was even at like 200,000 views? Really? Yeah, because... How'd you find it? I knew this Koreaboo in high school, and he was helping me learn some... Look at this, Justin.

So watch it. Oh, yeah, watch this. Watch this window. It's when he turns away, right, Matt? Yep, when he walks back in. They cut it short accidentally. What the hell? Right? He just disappears.

And some people are like, oh, he walked into a shadow. It's literally one frame, though. It's just instantly he's gone. What the fuck? The Pope's a's literally one frame though it's just instantly he's gone what the fuck the pope's a fucking hologram the pope is a hologram do you see that though shrouded hand a youtuber I like

he made a video about it I haven't watched that one but have they have they said it's he should just come right out and say it's a hologram it was an act of god the goofiest thing

or I guess the sweetest thing I've ever seen is when is is when Kanye put Kim Kardashian's dad on stage oh dude

her her deceased father baby your husband is so talented who could have seen him getting this far he's beautiful

he's a very talented you're married to the most famous man on earth I like that Kanye writing the script for her dad her dead dad

to say literally like boosted himself up in the script. I mean that's Kanye right? Yeah. That's him. Well they're divorced now or they're getting a divorce.

I think they're divorced now. Man rich people can get that shit quick. Yeah. I think so. Rich people can get anything. Usually it takes some fucking time.

The state is like hey you need to be separated for a year unless there's any like abuse or cheating. That's a stupid rule. If you want to get divorced you should also divorce like minimums,

like 30 grand. Just make sure you're not making a mistake. I know, it's stupid. Like if you want to get divorced, it's so expensive, man. My mom has like no money and getting divorced like so much money, even if there's no fighting involved,

just having to actually like file everything because you have, South Carolina, you have to do the, what's it, not deviation, what's it called? You have to do the separation period. Yeah, also have to do the uh the thing with the lawyers which is like three thousand an hour some shit where you're required even if there's no fighting

you agree you have to do the these like processes in these meetings and stuff it's just like dude who fucking jesus christ who's fucking jesus christ who's fucking him? Uh, oh. Mary Magdalene. No, no, it's not Mary Magdalene. Well, Jesus did get fucked, but it was by his friend Judas. Yeah, it was. Judas fucked him right in his tight little Jesus butthole. The landlord walks in. What the fuck are you talking about? He's struck by lightning.

Do you believe that shit, Justin? From who, Zeus? The god of thunder? Zeus is a Christian. Zeus isn't the god of thunder. Who's the god? Hercules? Is Hercules the god of thunder? Zeus is a Christian. Zeus isn't the god of thunder. Who's the god? Hercules? Is Hercules the god of thunder?

It's Poseidon. Poseidon's the god of the ocean, dumbass. Thor is the god of thunder. Oh, fuck. Oh, wait. I think they're different because, like, you know how there's, like, Nordic and what's the other one? There's, like, different fucking gods.

Is Zeus god of war? No. I thought Zeus is god of like lightning. Yeah. He's lightning, right? Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening, same thing. What? Dude, Kratos is god of war.

Wait, Zeus is... Zeus is the sky and thunder god in ancient Greek religion. Okay. Who rules as king of the gods and temples. Wait, I wasn't even thinking yet. Thor's the fucking Norse god. Zeus is the Greek god? Yeah, that's what I was saying.

It's like the different gods. I got them confused. Zeus, god of thunder. Fuck. Man. How come he's throwing lightning bolts? Thunderbolts and lightning, dude. I know.

What the fuck is up with that? At least Thor has a hammer. Thunder is just the sound of lightning. And he knows Tony Stark. He does know Tony Stark. And the Incredible Hulk. Dude, if you could actually throw lightning bolts, how sick would that be? From my hands, like

shocker. Lightning bolts are hotter than the surface of the sun. Wasn't there a... Who was the superhero? Shocker? No, Shockey? What's his name? Static Shock. Static Shock, yeah. That was a good ass show. So, I watch that at like a daycare all the time. Well, what's funny, actually, is in high school, I met this guy on Facebook.

Dude! Sorry, dude. I met this guy on Facebook, and he invited me to come make some videos with him in Charleston. Because he made videos, and he was obsessed with Static Shock. He was obsessed with Static Shock, and he made his own little, like, fan short film where he played Static Shock, and he had good costumes. Was he white? No, he was black. He looked just like him, too.

He made his own short film. I think you would be a good Static Shock. Yeah, you think so? I can see it. He's already played Mowgli. We used to hang out, though. Actually, we made this video that people found recently where I'm in I think I was in 10th grade. I'm a little boy

Uh, but it's like it's like boys versus girls Like we went to this abandoned like warehouse and like we had fake guns and shot this youtube video on like an old ass Why not real guns? You live in the south? Um, she could just gone to fucking like cvs and gotten an assault rifle I am in one of them. Pull them really hard so it looks like the force. Sorry, I just cut back in. We're talking about small little filmmakers that we knew in high school in Charleston

that were trying to make like hits. And I was in another one where it's like an old timey. Were there guns in this one too? Yeah, well this kid was obsessed with Quentin Tarantino. Yeah, there has to be guns. The classic white teenager that loves Quentin Tarantino. Yeah. Like, there has to be guns. Like, the classic white teenager that loves Quentin Tarantino. Get your fucking feet away from me, bro. Excuse me? Get your- These are fucking

vans! Did you just touch my vans? I did, dude. Ryan, you look weird in those vans. What the fuck is wrong with you? I literally helped you pick these out, bro. You did? Why are you doing this? I'm not even touching you. I told you to get stupid shoes so you look stupid. Why are you moving my feet? Your hand isn't even there. Your hand is inside the shoe. Do you see these?

Justin! Justin! What? Stop. Okay. I like you and those fans, Ryan. Thank you. Normally, I never see you wearing any shoes, but now you got some cool kicks.

Justin helped me pick them out at Zoomies. I like them. It was either that or like an all pair of fucking like black Converse that looked really sick. I also got Corona pants. Like the beer. Like the virus? No, you fucking dumbass. Git.

Is that a bad word? Yeah. Git? I'm calling you a pedophile. Is that what that is? I've never even heard that word. Look, hold up. G-I-T?

I guess, yeah. Is that a real word? Yeah, I've heard people use it before. Ye fucking git. Oh, it's a British word. Of course it is. Does. Oh, I-N-A- before. Ye fucking git! Oh, it's a British word. Of course it is. What does...

O-I-N-E-I-I-GIT! Git means an unpleasant or contemptible person. Never mind, what's the British slang that calls... It's like... Nance? You're talking about for a pedo? Oh, is that nance? Oh, you fucking nance!

Is that what a nance is? Yeah, we'd have to ask Kelly's friend. No, it's nance. Because there's a YouTube channel called Nance Hunter. And it's those guys that do it like... Coin or used one... Nance Hunter. And it's those guys that do it like. Coin or used one. Nance. What does.

Come on. What does Nance. Nance is a pedophile. He better be. Better be a pedophile. Ryan were you. A person who commits a crime involving sex. Especially with a child.

Yep. Were you in the Discord chat when I was like reading off a bunch of like British slang. To our friend Joe. That we were playing Sea of Thieves. Yeah. And I was like reading off a bunch of like British slang to our friend Joe that we were playing Sea of Thieves yeah and I was like reading like the most ridiculous shit off she was like yep

I've heard of that like yep she loved it she said I love using these on a daily basis when I'm taking a walk yep we're gonna get so many

people in trouble we got Crank Eef in trouble oh dude Crank Eef plays the Crank gameplay stands were not happy that he laughed at a joke we made about Markiplier being in the Ku Klux Klan. Then we got Trevor canceled. Who?

Trevin? The one with the... I think he fucked up while shaving and nicked part of his eyebrow off. Oh, the ugly one. He tripped and he got those nails stuck in his ear. Yeah, he's the guy with the underbite. Yeah. Oh, that's a big underbite.

He must always be smelling his breath with that underbite. That's far out, man. Come on. He whistles every time he breathes out. He looks like fucking Eustace from... He looks like Eustace from... Curse the Cowardly Dog. People are going to be so upset.

Trevor's the fucking nicest dude. Smallest penis I've ever seen, though. It is. It's a very small penis, but he's very nice. He's really handsome, and he's a great dude. Makes up for his small penis. We should hire him for Super Mega. Make him the unofficial third member, and then fire him a week later as a prank.

How about we just tell him he's a part of Super Mega? Get him really excited. He moves from Austin back to Los Angeles. And then we fire him publicly. So people are like, wait, what? On a live stream. What happened? And then just ghost him all the time. Make like passive aggressive tweets about it. Soft block him. Like just like

act like he did something really mean but he doesn't even know what he did. So it's like all these passive aggressive tweets like, dude, what the hell, man? Oh, he's like, does Ryan fucking hate me? He really went in on me on this. Dude, I think Ryan might hate me, dude. Come on, man. Do you want to go fishing in Minecraft at some point?

Fucking nerd, Trevor. You can't go fishing anymore. They fucking sucked your fishing shack into a black hole. They did. Trevor killed my fishing village. Yeah, and he killed Epic S&P too. That guy ruined Epic S&P. So if you have any like angry tweets or

DMs you'd want to send to anyone it would be Trevor. At what? Modest Cube. That's right. How dare you MSNP you fucking freak. Man. God, when I was running Epic S&P honestly, I was doing a good job.

I was updating it frequently. For the eight hours you were doing it. Yes, and I did a great job. And then Trevor gets on, and he tries to manage it. He actually blocked you from joining. That's why you never showed up again. Yeah, I wanted to play, but Trevor got so zealous with power. When Matt kept teleporting us to wherever he was,

and then I lost all of my shit three times. Oh, is someone mad about losing some virtual items in Minecraft, Justin? Yeah, it ruined my entire month. He like throws his keyboard in my... My two favorite things on that server were Markiplier when he joined. Oh my god. I thought that was hilarious. He was kind of shy.

And then just me fucking with Meat Canyon. You teleport into the sky and he fell. He's like, what the fuck? Then you just hear... Best clip is when we were throwing sand in his little sandcastle and he goes curse you prank brothers but it fades out because of the proximity chat dude i love uh i love any chat was amazing my favorite moment is when you're opening up like the doors and you just open and it's market player it's like oh man that was great out, shut the door! Oh man, that was great. Epic S&P for the short time I lasted was very fun. Trevor actually

mentioned bringing it back for the new update. But you'd have to show up. I would not be opposed to... He said for the first day. I wouldn't be opposed to going back on Epic S&P again. I just don't stream enough for it. Yeah, I kind of stopped streaming. Fuck, I'm still paying for hosting. I haven't streamed in half a year. Maybe a little more. No, it hasn't been half a year.

Oh my god, dude. Epic S&P was January. Yeah, it's been like since March. Okay. No, Epic S&P was February and January, so almost half a year. Oh, so I haven't been gone that long. Okay, I've been gone long. What? What?

Tried to get you a too slow, but didn't. Damn, that's fast, man. I'm a fast boy. Damn, god damn, dude. Fastest hands in the West. Stop! Stop! Dude, holy shit, you're fast. I was trying to do the Yeah, stop. How do you how would you do it that fast that too slow? I don't give away my secret. I

practice for years Every time you think I have no way to outdo it man. Why do you think he smokes weed so much? Whoa, dude the fuck you're like those jazz musicians that do heroin. The jazz musicians did heroin because it said it would slow down time. That's not fair. I did do some cocaine before. Well, the jazz musicians did heroin because they said it slowed down time so they could play faster. Have you seen the gif of Hitler on meth?

At the Olympics, yeah. He looks like the average super mega fan right there. I'm like a Tickle Me Elmo. It looks like I malfunction and then I come back. That's Woodpecker laugh, isn't it? Tickle Me Elmo

was the whole reason that that... The Woodpecker laugh, isn't that what that is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Tickle Me Elmo is the whole reason Travis the Chimp did what he did

who travis the chimp travis the shrimp trevor the trevor the chimp uh no but but you know the reason he attacked that woman and ripped her face off uh before the police officer shot him dead was because she she picked up his tickle me elmo and he didn't like that so he also because his owner put him on xanax which you're not supposed to give monkeys drops like that. And kept him in a cage filled with shit and piss. She picked up his Tickle Me Elmo, and he said, you know what, I'm going to rip your face off, and he did. He was just being a monkey.

Travis the Pimp, baby. He literally was just being a monkey. Yeah, they killed him for it. He was just being a monkey. Oh yeah, they did kill him. They shot him dead. She's like, oh, they killed him. He was going crazy.

He was. He kind of had to stop him, yeah. He was having a... But still, he was just being a fucking chimp that's the thing when people they get like pet chimps and stuff it's like just any kind of exotic don't do that no this like i see those they're not meant to be pets i see those videos of dudes like hanging out with like their pet tigers and shit in their house it's always like the saudi arabian like sons of like uh oil tycoons they got like lions they got lions and tigers and bears, oh my. I think one of my favorite memories in terms of like animals or wildlife was when

I was... This dude, I can't remember exactly what his name was, but he let me go on a hunting expedition to hunt the last Tasmanian devil. That was awesome! Sorry, Tasmanian tiger. That was sick. Yeah, dude. You took that shit out.

You have the rug in your house. It was surreal. It was surreal watching it die. The last one. It's just, you would not expect such a creature to have such a beautiful death. Have you ever posted a video? Yeah. Have you ever posted a video of you just like, because I remember you took a video and you

were just like pointing and laughing at it. When I was dancing with it? Yeah, and you were like. The corpse? The corpse, like. You made a dance to the Gangnam Style. Yeah, I did. Oh, good times.

Full circle. It was awesome, man. But, yeah, I mean, I guess, guys, that's probably where we should put a bookmark in it here. Okay. If you guys want to check out nothing Jason but Justin... Jason but Justin. What's your channel, Justin? He's trying to get to 100,000 subs, ladies and gentlemen.

Let's get him there. I would like to get to 100,000 subscribers. Let's do it.'s get him there. I would like to get to 100,000 subscribers. Let's do it. That's all he wants. What are you at right now? 64,000? 64,000? Let's get Justin to 100,000 subscribers.

So go in the description of this video, or if you're listening on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, where should they go, Justin, to see your videos? YouTube.com slash nothing but lag. Not nothing but lag. Not slash user slash? Is it really just slash? You could do that. Okay.

That's what I always do for all the systems. No G. No G. Well, G at the end. It's nothing but lag. Not nothing. Nothing but lag. Yeah.

Because I've made that mistake before. That's what it is on everything. So, yeah. Yeah. So, go follow his Twitter. You're almost at 100,000 followers on Twitter. You're a funny boy. Thank you.

You don't tweet enough. Neither do you guys. Ryan, I told you, guy. Neither do you guys. Guy, come funny boy. Thank you. You don't tweet enough. Neither do you guys. Ryan, I told you, neither do you guys. Guy, come on. You guys both need to tweet more because don't think about the tweets so much.

Just throw them out there. I got sad at the beginning of the year and I was like, I don't want to deal with this anymore. Okay, well, that's a boring conversation. Bye, everybody.

Come on, dude. Go check out Justin and give him a sub. I would appreciate it. Yeah, that'd be pretty fucking sick. Nice. And thank you. I would appreciate it. Yeah, that'd be pretty fucking sick. Nice. And thank you for being an epic editor.

Yeah, guys, Justin, in case you didn't know by now, he's the guy that edits all the Let's Plays, our mail videos, shit like that. He adds the yum-yum sauce to the already delicious hibachi meal Matt and I provide. I mean, it's already really good without it. Hibachi's nothing without that yum-yum sauce. I would say it's more like putting the sauce on like a

like an old McDonald's hamburger a yum yum sauce on an old McDonald's hamburger well at the end of the day it's still one big shit sandwich Justin so if you want to call it that go ahead yeah I think it's nice hibachi I love hibachi what is hibachi there's a food truck it's like it's uh

it's it just it just means get a load of this guy that isn't from Los Angeles doesn't know what hibachi? There's a food truck. It's like, it's a, it's, it just, it just means. Get a load of this guy that isn't from Los Angeles. Doesn't know what hibachi is. No, everyone, everyone knows what hibachi is. It's not a Los Angeles thing. Apparently not everyone, because I don't fucking know what it is. In fact, Los Angeles doesn't really have that many hibachi places. I've never been to hibachi in Los Angeles.

What is it? It's a, you know, the place where they go, oh, and they like cook in front of you. You go, ding, ding, ding, ding, boom, boom. Is that where the. No, that's the sound of the utensils. No, I know, I know. It's Japanese food that they, they cook it, like they have the, they cook it for you on the table. I just didn't know. I know. It's Japanese food that they cook it. They cook it for you on the table.

I just didn't know what it was called. They flip the shrimp in your mouth? You don't know Japanese? They have the flat spatulas. Yeah. As opposed to the curved ones? Yeah. The squiggly ones?

And they also have the big flat spatulas. No, I know what you mean. I'm just fucking around. Before just leaves, can we go get hibachi? Can we go to Benihana or something? Apparently, there's a really good food truck that's a really good- I don't want a food truck. I want to go sit at hibachi. But think about hibachi? Can we go to Benihana or something? Apparently there's a really good food truck that's a really good... I don't want a food truck. I want to go sit at hibachi.

But think about hibachi from a food truck. We could do that any other time. I want to sit Justin down at hibachi and take him. I'll do it. Okay. I mean, let's see what... Okay. Get him a Shirley Temple.

I'm down. What's a Shirley Temple? What's a Shirley Temple? We'll look up hibachi places. What hibachi places are in LA? Sprite with grenadine. What is grenadine? What next? You're going to ask me what is

Sprite? What is water? Grenadine is like a pomegranate syrup that makes drinks red. So Shirley Temple is just Sprite where they put a little maraschino cherry and some of the syrup in it. And then a Smurf is when they put the blue syrup in it that tastes good. And then a Barney's

where they mix the two. I already found a place. Hibachi? Yep. I know exactly where I want to go. All right. Delicious. Why don't we book a table? Or we could take him to Shibumi,

the best Japanese restaurant in LA, which is reservation only, but it is incredible. That's where I ate the marijuana leaf that was tempura'd. It's not hibachi, dude. Hibachi this, hibachi that. Hibachi these nuts. Bye. Really? Should I end this one with the

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