supermegashow - EP 249 - Give Us Epic Music Game!

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

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I like talking about the number. A-hole. I haven't done it in so long because I've been so self-conscious about it, but 249, that's one away from 250, and that's a pretty good. I think we always introduce the episode by number, don't we? Yeah, but I. You always make a point to be like. Damn, wow.

Yeah. Wow. Well, it's because when you think about it, dude, 249 is a lot. It's a lot of dollars. That's a lot of people. That's a lot of. It's a lot of like, imagine 249 inflatable beach balls all in one place. It would be a lot in this room.

It might, it might like not, it wouldn't fill it up. I don't think it would fill it to the top. It would be like a ball pit at least. We wouldn't be able to see each other right now probably. Probably. Like it'd probably be a little bit over our heads.

Imagine 249 cold glasses of water after a hot sunny beach trip. God, yes. 249 bottles of of water after a hot, sunny beach trip. God, yes. 249 bottles of beer on the wall? Take one down, pass it around? But then you only have 248, which we already passed. Okay, don't take one down. Just leave them on the wall. Yeah, don't pass them around. Or you can pass them around, but make sure

they end up back on the wall. Yeah. Like, you're just passing around to look at it, not to drink at it. Like, oh, look at this label on this beer. Check it out out look at what they made it with extra hops exactly what do we have some stuff cooking for you yes we do by you i mean all of y'all listening we have actually you mom no not for you not for her she she gets she gets enough uh enough content from the stuff i send her. Yeah. I know it's been a lot of Let's Plays and stuff lately, but

behind the scenes, we got some shit in the fucking... We've been uploading a lot of Let's Plays just because behind the scenes, we've been fucking busting our asses working on some crazy shit for you guys. Yeah, you know, a music video, maybe some more coming because maybe two vlogs.

Maybe two fucking vlogs well hopefully no the the the one vlog will be out do we have to don't we have to send it to them to approve it or some shit like he didn't he asked me when it was going up recently and and i also remember uh he said we might need approval I remember someone specific that is high up on this chain was like yeah don't worry about it so I don't know if

I'll still ask but I'll make sure I send the version with not the bad jokes all the good jokes hopefully only the good jokes the bad jokes we'll put in later just to pad time to make more ad revenue

I'm excited I wanna we're gonna hopefully finish it Friday which is probably when most people

are listening to this and they're like oh while you're listening to this Ryan and I are probably

sitting in front of my we took a holiday for my birthday yeah we did we worked very hard we actually spent all day.

From what? Like 8 or 9 a.m. until 6 shooting? In the hot sun. That was the day after my birthday. Oh. The day of my birthday, we started out with recording Let's Plays. What way to celebrate a birthday. And then driving an hour in traffic to get some really good shots.

I'm being sarcastic about the traffic because fuck traffic. But I always have fun when filming. I always have a good time. I'm not being sarcastic. I'm being sarcastic about the traffic because fuck traffic. But I always have fun when filming. I always have a good time. Oh, yeah. And, you know, whenever you got Tucker there, it just looks beautiful. It's like,

it's like, I don't know. You just need to trust. I trust Tucker. No, yeah. I have full. I'd like, bro, take it.

Take the reins, man. Whenever he's like, you want to look at this? I'm always excited because I'm always, it's never, oh, did he get the shot that I was thinking of?

It's, it's always, it's always like, no, actually, oh, did he get the shot that I was thinking of? It's, it's always, it's always like, no, actually you got a completely different shot from what I was thinking. And it's 10 times better. Exactly. Dude, it's fucking incredible. He is. How fast filming days go though, especially the second one. Dude, I can't believe.

We ran out of time fast. I could not believe how quick that went. Dude, I was fucking so tired after that. Oh yeah. And like just sun. Just being in the heat. And then, you know, maneuvering a vessel. Shit, that's my first time driving a boat. What is that one called? Is it a dinghy?

Like a little skipper. Yeah, a little skipper, yeah. It's like the motorboat with the stick. Yeah, you see tour guides bring people from to and fro in like the Amazon. Yeah, so I drove one of those with Ryan and also our buddy Justin in there. She gave one with a huge fan on the back next time. Oh, yes. There was a pontoon.

That's where the camera stuff was. If there's one regret, it's that we didn't, the pontoon was so visually pleasing, but we didn't really get much footage on the pontoon. But, but damn, dude, I, I really hated driving that boat. That was very stressful. Yeah. It's very, very easy to just like my, my biggest mistakes are when I'd accidentally twist the throttle when I was just, when I was trying to just not, or I'm trying to like, I turn

it the wrong way when I'm trying to stop. We did run out of gas. Yeah. We did run out of gas. We're out of gas. I'm like, okay. Luckily though, we had the other boat when I'm trying to stop. We did run out of gas. Yeah, we did run out of gas. We're out of gas. I'm like, okay. Luckily, though, we had the other boat that we could tie it to. Otherwise, we would have actually been stranded out there.

Until the old sheriff's boat comes around. Because we can paddle that to shore. We could have. We could have. That would be really fucking exhausting. That would have been like a two-hour paddle back to... We would have needed to call them, and they would have needed to search for us in one of their boats but luckily we had a we had we had a carson uh driving the uh as he as he named it the ss bitch um because there are some

bitches on yeah first super mega buddy that has some bitches in it that is true i guess yeah women women sorry no they were bitches right no come on trust me hey man you know one of them might First Super Mega Video that has some bitches in it. That is true. I guess, yeah. Women. Women, sorry. No, they were bitches, Ryan. Oh, come on, dude. Trust me. Hey, man, you know. One of them might be a bitch. You know they was bitches. No, they're lovely,

lovely women. Very sweet. But it was fun. We've been shooting a lot. Now it's got to enter the editing bay. Yeah. But the song itself is done.

We just need to get the footage off of Tucker's cards I texted him and I was like when can I get it? Probably grab it tomorrow morning because he said today but I know that today is a little bit filled full the two of us

let me see actually maybe I can get them when I get home after this podcast like while you're editing it and also Tucker well I asked him how many gigabytes is it because I imagine it's dude that's gotta be like total altogether. That's got to be like 200 or 300 gigs of footage. Scratching your gooch, man, or your balls?

I'll leave that for you to decide. It looked like just general, uh-oh. Oh, bless you. Oh, fuck, that hurt. It hurts. Bless you, kind stranger. It hurts my back when I sneeze. Kind stranger. Thanks for the gold, kind you. Oh, fuck, that hurt. It hurts. Bless you, kind stranger. It hurts my back when I sneeze. Kind stranger.

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger. Edit. Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum. I wish I could edit. We're just coming into Sea of Thieves. High to the Caribbean in Sea of Thieves. I'm excited. Captain Jack Sparrow?

Yeah, I've been grinding to knock out the battle pass because I took another break. Because this battle pass wasn't too exciting for the Plunder, not the Plunder Pass. I guess it's the, I forget what they call it. Their season. Their season's stuff wasn't all too exciting. Who came up with Battle Passes? What game? Was that Fortnite?

I don't know if they came up with it, but they definitely popularized it. It seems like it's a smart idea. It's a really good system. Halo's gonna do it uh call of duty's now doing it i'm sure that battle the new battlefield might do it i haven't read too much up on the new battlefield it looks fun though because from what i saw it's like 120 players on one battlefield or no it's it's not 120 versus 120 well it's a hundred it's it's 120 total i believe so it's a huge you know people are in the air people are on vehicles on the ground people are in buildings and not only that but they're introducing like uh i've never been that big of a battlefield fan but

specifically what i'm about to say it's like the the weather coming in they have like uh snow uh i guess, not snow, sandstorms that'll come in and block vision and they'll have a huge tornado that'll like suck up vehicles and helicopters that are in the way and players.

I might have to try that out, man. Yeah. It just seems insane. It seems fucking nuts. It was fucking nuts in my asshole. E3 was kind of epic. Yeah.

The best thing for me was the Sea of Thieves shit, I think. Halo Infinite was pretty cool. Yeah, well tell me about that. It calmed my nerves. I've been wondering. The best thing for me was the Sea of Thieves shit, I think. Halo Infinite was pretty cool. Yeah, well, tell me about that. I've been wondering. The Halo Infinite stuff? Yeah, because you've been talking about it for so long, and it did a big thing.

What were your thoughts on it? They didn't show really any of the campaigns, so you can't really judge what or how much better stuff looks. Because instead of, like, a demo they prepared, it was just kind of like one sweeping shot. And it looked like they fixed some lighting. And the multiplayer stuff looks great, but that's baked lighting versus, I forget what it's called, but it's a lighting system that happens

when you essentially have a day and night cycle in a game. So the campaign has that, and then multiplayer has baked lighting because it's just one map. It's baked lighting just when it's still. So they can just make it just look beautiful like every scene. So the light's not like changing around the scene. It's just always there.

So they can like really like, you know, like a painting. Just make it look. So the multiplayer looks good. It looks fucking fun. I mean, at the end of the day, you know, just got to play it and we'll see if it. Play it and we'll see if it... I was looking at the... I haven't been really into Halo, but I was looking at the online stuff they were showing

and it had the picture of like, how many people can you play in one match total? It was like 12? Yeah. Or it's 12 v 12. All the team battle. Yeah, team battle. All the different like,

just there was this one picture of like all the different like players in different suits. I was like, oh, that's sick. I kind of want to play it. I want to play it like just for the suits one picture of like all the different um like players in different suits i was like oh that's sick i kind of want to play it i want to play it like just for the suits well they have like they don't just have uh slayer which is just uh team death match what a lot of people have fun with is like oddball which is your team has to hold on to like an objective for longer until like as long as someone on your team is holding it your score is going up that was my favorite in split the flag which is fun as fuck um and then they also have a

a bunch of different game modes that are kind of like a it's called like action sack where they throw in a bunch of like fun different more kind of like short quick mini game type game modes oh but we'll see if that's included. If they add a custom games browser, that would be great. They probably would, I imagine. Well, it's... Yeah, I didn't watch any E3 this year because... Well, I tune in to the Nintendo one every year,

but we were out filming. There was no service. So, it wasn't like that exciting. People seem to really like it. There wasn't anything like huge. I'm really like it. There wasn't anything huge. I'm really excited for a new WarioWare game. Is it a new one? Mm-hmm.

I love WarioWare so much. It's always been a big favorite game. Donkey Kong didn't show up. I know. Oh, well. There's a new Metroid game? It's the 40th anniversary of the big monkey. This year it was?

They still have some time. Let me see the actual date. monkey and this year it was they still have they still have some uh time let me see the actual date let me see if donkey kong donkey anniversary i was what i was hoping for was tomodachi life for the switch but you know it's not their biggest priority so i get it released in arcades in 1981 oh so yeah 40th anniversary of this big damn yeah they maybe well you know the thing that i've noticed about Nintendo, though, is, you know, because they have their directs throughout the year, E3 just like- Doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. Like, it seems like they're not necessarily saving all the big stuff for E3 anymore. They just drop big stuff now. Yeah, like they just announced, like Animal Crossing, that wasn't an E3 last, or year before last, was it? I think they just did a direct about it randomly. They definitely did do an E3 like thing because people got hyped. I think.

I just. Well, the only thing that bums me is I'm like, we're not going to get another Animal Crossing game to like 2028. Well, that and I think they dropped the didn't drop the ball because it's still like I put a lot of hours into it. But they shouldn't have done the drip feeding of content they should have just released all the content that was like released over a year all in one go yeah um and i know why they did that it's for longevity but like when when you get out of a game and there's like a new update and the only update is like there's a new we added the paintings in the museum it's like I'm not gonna get re-addicted to the whole game

just for paintings that show up maybe once a week yeah and maybe all of them could be fake you know like they would need big updates well I wonder what the next game will be cause I imagine it'll be for whatever the next console they do it'll be a long fucking time man we'll be in our 30s

when it comes out May in our 40s. Speaking of the devil, someone just had a little birthday. I did. I'm 27 now. Welcome to the 27 club, buddy. I'm nearing 30. Hey, you still got... I still got three years. You know, that's the...

Years, looking back, I go by pretty fast, but that's still a good bit of time. I got four and a half, so I'm catching up right behind you, man. It's so weird when I listen to old Super Mega clips of the podcast or our show or something, and I hear us talk about, you're like, dude, I'm 22. I'm 23, dude, I'm getting old. And I'm like 19. I know. You're 20, and I'm like, oh, I'm 23, dude. I'm getting old. And it's like... And I'm like 19.

I know. And I'm like, oh, damn. That's crazy. Now I'm 27 because I was... 25 over here. Was I 21 when we started Super Mega? Yeah, because I was 19. God damn.

Was I 19? I started in 2016. Yeah. I just turned 20. Okay. Because... And I was about to turn 22, but I was 21 when we started. So we're 20 and 21 when we started.

Because we started April, right? Okay. And I had just turned 20. Dude, that's weird. We started 20 and 21. Now we're in 2021 and we're 25 and 27. What's up? Wait.

I think I was 22. Because I was 21 and 20. Oh, wait. No, I didn't turn 22 yet. Sorry. Yeah, because you were about to turn 22 and I had just turned 20. I already said that. I don't know why. It's that whole thing where you second guess yourself see that's why i'm

a bad test taker dude i suck at fuck like people like this thing's bad test taking just stupid i'm like no dude i fucking i'm the smartest kid in the room but when they when they put a test down on my desk well i think uh people who suffer from like anxiety do a lot worse on tests do you ever think and and that's not to give like i'm not trying to give myself an excuse there you know i mean i didn't i'll be honest i didn't like apply myself hard to school no it's weird i applied myself i studied but i didn't like crack open the books every night a week before a science test you know yeah i mean i would study the night before i'd. Or two nights before.

I'd be like, okay, let me just refresh on it. Hopefully I'll get it. If it was huge, three nights before is maybe when I'd start. But there were those kids that would like, the day they learned about it, go home and start like reading through the textbook. And I'm like, I admire that. Those are the kids that are going to get the like really high paying jobs in the future. But like, I usually. We got saved by YouTube.

Yeah. And like Twitch and Patreon. But like I usually we got saved by YouTube. Yeah. And like Twitch and Patreon. We got saved by a bunch of dumbasses that want to watch other dumbasses do dumbass shit. Yeah. Dumbasses. Come on. I'm just kidding, guys.

You're great. All of you. Every single one of you. Some of them aren't aren't good people, though. Not you, Adam. No, some of the people. Some of the people who watch who watch us have committed a crime and gotten away with it. There are people that are listening to this right now

that have killed somebody and gotten away with it. There's at least one. I've gotten away with theft. And now they're thinking about it and they're like, oh shit. Or maybe they don't feel guilty. I don't know. You've gotten away with theft too.

Dude, stop. At Chick-fil-A. Stop, stop, stop. When you stole that oh yeah that cookie i did get i did get caught stealing that cookie you did it's like it's like i took a can of pringles from food line i took your mom's virginity come on dude that's not even possible yes it is i'm older than you jackass so So you think. What do you mean, so I think?

Show me your driver's license. I took LSD and I went through time. Show me your driver's license. I went through time and I fucked your mom. Show me your fucking driver's license. What did you do if I showed it to you when I was like 48? See? Dude, I'm always... That's why I look just like you.

That's why people can't tell their voice apart. I think they can now. Yeah. Our voices did sound... I don't know if it was the microphone. Well, I mean, I guess it's just getting older in your 20s. Our voices do sound a little different. We were also like doing this a lot. Like we were talking like this.

Hey guys. Holy shit, Matt. I mean, still sometimes like you'll project and like have a smile on your face. But I feel like the podcast. Has it gotten more chill over the years? I think so. I don't know Ask the fans

How has the podcast changed over the years? And I already know the one I see on the subreddit Is that we are Less, I guess Edgelords? Yeah, we're less of edgelords That's why I don't want to listen to earlier episodes Because I don't want to hear myself say some cringy shit or some bad takes and be like

well there's literally nothing I can do about that now because it would just give me anxiety there's hours of us talking I'm sure there's a I mean not I'm sure I mean there are a lot of things that I regret saying there are there are over I'm sorry that I disrespected your mom so early on

I wish I could have waited a little bit you know warmed up but right from the get go it was pretty early on and i think that set a precedent for you know me and your mom's relationship to only be physical and i wish i got to know her a little more no i understand that that definitely it did i mean it the channel did contribute to the divorce with yeah but with your stuff with the physical especially with the physical side of stuff well your mom was the married woman so i mean i feel yeah it's on her responsibility it is on her it's not it's she it's not it's if she's coming on to you ryan it's not your responsibility to turn her i was just tagging and bagging you were back then you were fucking you were you were getting the loot as travis scott would say you know getting the loot, as Travis Scott would say. You know? Getting the loot.

Give me the loot. Give me the poop. Yes! Dude, in sicko mode, like, for half the song, you could replace every last word with poop and it works. It's like, na-na-na-na, da-da-da-poop. I'm gonna function. I got some poop.

Like, you can just do it, like, so. Did you just do that one night? Yeah. You were just, like, listening to the song. You were like, poop. Who put this shit together? I'm the poop. And Jamba poop. Like, it's, you could just do it with everything stop right there let's have have some ads nice angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get

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And we're back. And also something big, if we don't want to continue on whatever fucking thread we were just on, if we don't want to continue on whatever fucking thread we were just on, is June 15th marks the day that most places in California have taken down the mask ordinance. In fact, California, the mask ordinance is done. It's up to businesses, I think, at this point. I think it's like per establishment. Yeah.

But technically, I guess when I'm walking outside in a public space, I don't need my mask. I still wear it. Like I went to get coffee this morning and I still wore it just because it's like everyone i check the door and like if the person serving is wearing a mask i'll probably put on a mask yeah if it's a food place and i'm just gonna about to be seated oh yeah well like i went into a gas station this morning too to get a big old jug of water and i saw like all the employees wearing masks and i was like you know like oh you know i'll wear my mask

it's not because it's not like it's a fucking like nuisance to have to be like, sure, it'd be great to not have to do it, but it's not like it's a fucking huge deal. But we're getting back, you know, to to some form of it's about it's pretty normal now. I mean, yes, there's still I mean, restaurants are open. Yeah. Bars are open. They've been open for a bit, but now it's like they have the full freedom to everything's open.

Is this 100 percent capacity now? I think so. I think i think i don't know actually about i only know about the mask thing i don't know if that's tied in with the capacity stuff but i think uh la or california did say that the areas outside that certain restaurants opened up can just keep those permanently and have those opened up permanently. I didn't know they needed the permission of California to extend their business in that way. Yeah, dude, California is like brutal. Maybe I read the headline

and then it's like one of the things where it's like it's not really what the headline says. There's more to it. Businesses are fucking, like if running a business in California is really brutal because there's so many laws that are like so specific where it's like it's like oh i want to add a patio to my restaurant it's like okay well you got to go through three years of like zoning and permits oh is that really okay yeah it's intense it's i mean we get we get fucking so

much money so i wonder now that makes more sense of why it's like such a big deal where it's like keep those and also what i love is is now you can get cocktails to go which was and most places have outside seating now and it wasn't allowed before the pandemic you couldn't like take alcohol to go but now you can yep so i love on like postmates is something i can like order a cocktail and it shows up at my door it's great punch the driver just for fun okay funny tiktok uh uber and lyft haven't picked up from my knowledge yet they're still pretty lacking i guess I guess that's in part due to the fact that nobody was going anywhere

and more people were ordering food, so a lot of those people jumped ship to the food versions of those delivery companies or just different food delivery services. Every Uber I ever get in LA makes me so carsick because it's always like an old dude that's like

I know exactly what you mean. The worst is when they It makes me so car sick because it's always like an old dude that's like. So, dude, I know exactly what you mean. The worst is when they have the windows rolled up and no AC on. It's just hot. That happened to me the other day. You're just like. On my way to your birthday dinner, the guy picked me up and I was already feeling pretty nauseous from the just the whole day of shooting. And just like.

Because you got sea legs. I did. And Justin got bad sea legs, too. It fell off. I don't get that. I don't. I don't know what that feeling is. It's like, it literally just feels like when you shut your eyes and you're sitting still

afterwards. And it still feels dizzy. It feels like you're still on the boat. It's like, fuck. Like, it literally feels like you're moving because your inner ear is still goofed. But I got in his car, so fucking hot, and he wouldn't turn on the AC. And I tried to roll my window down and it was locked. And I was like, fuck.

And it was like a 40 minute Uber. And he just fucking, he roll my window down and it was locked. I was like, fuck. And, uh, it was like a 40 minute Uber and he just fucking, he had his window down like that much, but he had one of the, the plexiglass like screens between the front seat and the back seat. So none of that hit me. And I was dying, dude. And he was driving,

like he would slam on the brakes, turn. There was someone like, he went into a four way stop, went when he wasn't supposed to, stopped halfway in, looked at the driver and then kept going. And I was like,

and it was just fucking, I was so nauseous driver, and then kept going. And I was like, whew. And it was just fucking I was so nauseous by the time I got out. And I was like, I passed an accident at an intersection this morning where, like, someone's trunk, you know, the crumple zone, they crumpled all the way to almost the back wheel. Yeah. I mean, they designed that shit to just That's usually where I keep my bitches.

Where am I supposed to put them now? That's why it's dangerous to ride in the trunk, ladies and gentlemen. Don't do do that I have done that before like I told you I did it for like a short trip somewhere Jose and I got off work like real late at night we're like the last ones at Chick-fil-A I just like get in his trunk and he goes speeding around town

and I would just be in there like flying back so much it was so stupid but it was so much fun the trunk's made to like you would have been flattened I would have been decimated there would have been nothing left the trunk would have been leaking Matthew you would have opened it up and it's like

you're making soup in there some bone soup some nice soup, some nice sloppy joe god I haven't had a sloppy joe in a while sloppy joe on a butter toasted bun sounds about good right now it's been years since I've had a damn sloppy joe I a butter toasted bun sounds about good right now man it's been years since i've had a damn sloppy joe i i i might have to go home and make some sloppy joes tonight i just have to

get some hamburger buns you need hamburger buns you need beef and you need the man which oh i need the beef yeah i i have the man which stuff you have a can of that and i have some butter for the for the toast but at the same time justin just left i can't be eating like a fucking pig uh justin was always like you know i'm here man let's just and i'm like okay then i just suck him off that way too yeah that is true but unfortunately i couldn't find his penis so that didn't happen thing is hard to locate sometimes and also especially like is like at first i thought his balls were his penis and it just looked weird,

but, I mean, I guess technically it does look weird because no penis looks like Justin's. And you would think that when he gets erect it'd be easier to find,

but no. I think he gets softer when he gets erect. I think it goes, I think it goes like, I think it goes like the opposite direction, so instead of going out

it goes more like in. Yeah. It like recedes and like a turtle shell. So you have to dig for it with your tongue. Yeah, and you know, it goes more like in. It recedes like a turtle shell. So you have to dig for it with your tongue. Yeah, and that's not very much fun because, you know. I have strong tongue muscles.

And also he doesn't, he showers once a week, right? Tongue muscles. You got a bunch of muscles in your tongue. Yeah. The rest of the podcast is over that. I want to make my hands stronger. My fingers.

Just make each finger a tongue. Oh, dude, that'd be awesome. I'll tell you what, man. My girl would be happy. I want to get my fingers stronger because I've been trying to get back into playing guitar lately and I realized my fingers are just not strong enough to be like... It's like I can't move them enough.

They need to be moved quicker and stuff and I can't. You just need to get calluses. When I started riding my bike more, I started getting calluses right here. And so I feel like it's getting a little more comfortable now. Well, it's not even that. It's like my muscles and my fingers. I can't move them fast enough. I need to be moving them.

Well, you can practice on Guitar Hero. That'd probably be good practice. An expert, even though it's not really the same thing, and guitarists are like, I love Guitar Hero. When I first got it christmas uh for the wee my dad came in i was playing he's like so does this actually teach you guitar and i was like no and he's like what they did make one called like guitar smith or some rock smith rock smith i knew a kid that it had the strings that you plug your guitar into it. It's pretty awesome, actually. Was it Rocksmith?

I think it was Rocksmith. I knew a kid that played that a lot. That's a cool concept. You actually get to learn how to play the... When Rockband came out, we have drums, we have a microphone, bass. It's the same guitar. But still, I have such an affinity for Rock Band because that was it wasn't

the first one of those games I played just one of the first ones I owned my my uh one of my friends had Guitar Hero and I would always go over and watch them play Rock Band was too uh expensive for me because it was like the whole kit and also I didn't have a console that could play it so it was always like a fantasy I was like hey I'm stuck with my Guitar Hero but I loved Guitar Hero 3 but when I go to my friends' houses that had Rock Band game on brother

yeah I always went for the drums well my mom had some shit on Bush so we just got shit as a gift sometimes that's the I mean that's one of the perks

of working for the federal government yeah but Rock Band had I mean I remember playing it back back in like 2016 when we lived with mark star i remember coming to your room and playing rock band yeah a

lot and we would like buy extra songs you have to go to start the super power up you'd have to flick the guitar up and sometimes yeah you have to do that i wonder how they got away with with making like literally the same game as guitar hero uh well i mean probably the whole rule of like you can't have a monopoly over something it's the reason why a bunch of platformers like mario is not the only platformer do you think they'll ever bring back a rock band or guitar hero because you know they they stopped both of them for a very long time and they said they were done with them i i would like to see a spiritual successor because it would be fucking fun i yeah i think like a new like there is an audience there and especially nostalgia or like I would like to see a spiritual successor because it would be fucking fun.

Yeah. I think like a new, like there is an audience there and especially nostalgia or like kids, no matter what, would love to fake play instruments and feel like they're doing something. And gaming still fucking huge. If they have one that had a catalog of like over a thousand songs, like, well,

that's what rock band, you could go and use their online store and shit and purchase songs, which is what I started doing over there. That's a pretty good ones on there. I think I'll see. I still don't know if this is if I'm going to look it up. I'm going to see if this is a fake memory or not. Also, speaking of excellent songs, we have a podcast guest that will be coming on the podcast, I believe, in August.

Ooh. Is what he what he told me because he's on the road right now but it will blow everyone's mind you've never seen this before oh yeah what is this here it is hold up it's the uh rock band nickel pat uh nickelback pack one yeah we got that we play rock we play that wouldn't we we want to do a stream doing that, right? Yeah. You can't stream rock band, can you? Because it's songs. I wonder how expensive it is for, like, how much of the budget goes into them just licensing the music.

Like, Beatles rock band? How much fucking money? Oh, I had that. I also had Lego rock band. How much did they have to spend on licensing the Beatles songs? A lot, maybe. Like, tens of millions? That's where most of the money goes to for the game? Because it's not like... The game's not hard to

make, I imagine. No. It could be made by a bunch of fucking, probably primates or something. Easy. I mean, those programmers that made those games... Just push a few buttons. Yeah. The programmers that made those games are probably some of the stupidest ones that came out of, like, Caltech or something. Just put in the songs, put in the graphics, and boom.

Boom. Yeah. Throw the song in there, click the buttons to what it sounds good along with it, and boom. Boom. Yeah. Throw the song in there click the buttons to what it sounds good along with it and you're done. Yeah. Perfect. I do like the Guitar Hero PC. You could put custom songs like any song. Oh they had like a program where you could make your own shit. So people would make

like crazy cool ones. They just need to add that because people can like I'm thinking of it in terms of how i would how regular multiplayer and games set up where you could like go through matchmaking and have like rock offs with people or battles with people and and then you could uh just fucking have like a custom games browser yeah where or like people could make songs and you could go through that or you could go through the actual

store and sometimes they'd have dude get a battle pass going get a battle pass going have people subscribe it's the Beatles season it's Nickelback season get the backstage pass the backstage pass

see we're making the game for them. It just needs to be made. It would not lose a company money. You know what I bet one reason is, though, that they stopped making them is because the music industry fucking sucks. And they've gotten so much worse over the years. And the music industry is one of the shittiest. Oh, God, Jesus.

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they go out of their way to be shitty to artists and regular people that just listen to the music. They go out of their way to be fucking assholes. There's so much wrong with it. It's also like, what are you going to do? Play guitars with Billie Eilish's bad friend whatever what the fuck bad guy bad guy bad friend that works she's talking about drake in that one is she really no oh maybe not though

i you know there's some songs that we definitely know that we also know who they're about but we don't know that it's about them like there's definitely celebrities that have and rock stars and musicians that have written songs about other celebrities and people that we know but no one knows it's about them i remember it's the biggest thing with uh like that that's how taylor swift was always in headlines because she'd put out a new song and people would be speculating who the song was about and blah blah blah it's it's like it's like that part of stardom that like is really it's i'm gonna have something that's supposed to be a very personal like thing like a relationship with someone is a very personal thing yeah like you can you know express it publicly if you want it's whatever but it's but then you turn that into a monetizable thing where it's like the heartbreak

sells and so you can sell that as a commodity to younger people that look up to you and think that this is what relationships should be like it's like this weird fucking thing the heartbreak like publicly I can't it would just make it makes everything so much worse yeah because it's like

I'm not only dealing with like the grief of a breakup and one of your biggest hits could end up being that fucking song and it's just like I'm not only dealing with the grief of a breakup. And one of your biggest hits could end up being that fucking song. And it's just like, I'm living forever characterized by my breakup. And then also, everyone's looking at it. And then people will be mean for no reason to both sides. Because each side, usually if it's like a celebrity dating another celebrity, it's like two fan bases colliding or joining together.

And then when they break up, colliding. it just sucks public breakups are awful because it's it's awful when it's not public but when it's public and you have a million eyes on it it's even worse because then it's like oh right now there's like 500 people talking about my breakup with strangers or like the whole thing of like uh a celebrity that like date is dating someone nobody knows who it is like who is this mystery girl brad pitts with you know that type of like narrative it's because they make so much money off that they break up they find the fucking girl's instagram they like dm her like fuck you you know they get real it's just such a it's it it's a weird space like there's there's that side of it, which is like I can understand

why celebrities in certain times can be so put off by sharing their life with people. Yeah, totally. Because people go crazy. But at the same time, then celebrities use that to make money through songs about breakups and heartbreak.

You and I are in the realm of the entertainment industry where it's like, I think we share more than any other type of entertainer of our lives. Because like, I think that celebrities dating celebrities, I get it. But also like, it just, that must be a weird relationship. I get it because like, if you're a huge movie star it might be harder to like be in the dating pool of people that are outside of your circle yeah you know but like people that are in

your circle already uh like other big movie stars it might be easier um but like god that the whole industry of like paul walker had the right idea exactly he didn't date a celebrity yeah he dated a high schooler. Yeah. That's that. So did Jerry Seinfeld, man. That's that's the easiest thing to do that. All the greats have done it.

All the greats have dated a high schooler. I saw it. I saw a challenger the other day that that's so fucking weird. Still, everyone's kind of let it go. Jerry did date a 17 year old. It's it's it's like 17 is bad. Yeah. For some reason, just put it like high schooler just

you dated a high schooler remember at the top of your fucking game as a 35 year old g like comedic like like genius one of the richest most successful comedians in the world and you're like i'm gonna date a high schooler it's like what dude you know. He flaunted it about, too. He brought it up about Jerry. Yeah. You know, he gets enough coverage. Back to Paul. Paul, I saw a big challenger on the way home from our shoot that had a huge thing on the side that said Paul Walker. God bless Paul Walker, man.

God did bless him. He's up there with God right now. Hold up. Hold up. Let me find this clip real quick. Have you seen this clip from Fast and Furious with Paul Walker? I have not seen any of the movies, so no. Really?

Okay. So the ninth one's coming out. Let your man go, huh? Drop it, I don't want to talk about it. Drop it, hell? I want to hear about this, homie. I said forget about it, cuz. What?

Cuz. I said forget about it, cuz. I said forget about it, cuzh. What? Cuh. I said forget about it, cuh. I said forget about it, cuh. You gotta call each other cuh more. What's up, cuh? What up, cuh? That's so funny. It's like when Quentin Tarantino hangs out with black people.

Dude, that video is still one of the, like, one of the hardest things to stop. And people are like, well, he grew up with a lot of black people. It's like, okay. But that's just not how he normally talks. So that's why, like, if he had always talked like that. It's the thing where I have to go inside the mind of the, that's like how he usually talks.

You know what I'm saying? That's what he sounds like when he's. She was down for it, dog. Yeah, that's what he starts. If any Roman Polanski. I'm with it. You know, I'm with it. Come on, she was into it. She was 13, Qu it. You know, I'm with it. Come on. She was into it. She was 13, Quentin. You're thinking of American morals here.

I'm talking about European morals. Who cares if she was 15? She was a party girl. Wasn't she 13? She was like 13 or 15. But he sodomized her. So not Quentin Tarantino. Roman Polanski.

Roman Polanski raped a minor. Yes. He gave her alcohol at a party. Tarantino the the Roman Polanski Roman Polanski raped a minor yes he gave her alcohol at a party regardless of whether there is consent or no there is no such thing as consent you know if if if the person's fucking 13 take it up with Quentin dude yeah no that that team whatever however fucking old she was she

wasn't old enough if you want to cringe to be groomed by a what 30 year old man 40 years older than 30 i i uh if you guys want to cringe go listen to quentin tarantino on howard stern where he's defending roman polanski uh it's hilarious it's it's it's like i was like i can't believe he said this shit like i was cringing i was like this is real oh my god how did people not like freak out more about you don't understand how the world works you're not an artist matthew an artist okay you're just a youtuber i know i'm just a fucking youtuber how's dream doing i saw y'all hanging out the other day santa monica pier don't give

away location sorry you cannot people can't even know he's in california because if they know he's in california then oh yeah easier to find out who he is yeah yeah yeah i'll just cut it out of the podcast hold up hold up hold up it's Michael uh what? but it's Michael it's not Dream is his oh

in person he doesn't like going by anything Dream related it's just Michael okay Michael Stewart should I say that in the pot like the column that no no cut that out

people cannot know his name as Michael Stewart okay okay okay um so I saw that uh you had some fun times at an undisclosed location with Dream. Yeah, man. The other day.

We had a good time. We laughed. We talked about making money off the LGBTQ community. We had a couple beers. Nice. You know, we went skateboarding a little bit. Okay. Talked about Minecraft.

Talked about speedruns. Now, you did all of that that but did you take your normal pills no no fuck that dude the the second i was handed that note from my doctor that said i'm not normal i took my normal pills and i poured that shit in the trash can he might have taken them that day though he was yeah i don't want to say he was tweaking but he kind of was i didn't ask because i think that's rude but he definitely was on some kind of substance and it was definitely something uh like a stimulant like a like an amphetamine okay like not like adderall though it was more like a like a like a tweak you know

he's wearing roller blades the whole time he would go sorry skates well he would he i mean you wouldn't be able to tell the difference how fast he was going. I think he might have been on meth. Probably. Because, you know, surprisingly, a lot of YouTubers use meth. Normal pills come in different flavors. You know what it is, dude? I'm pretty sure that's what normal pills were implied to be, though. Meth?

Adderall. Oh. I think so, because it's like his ADHD medication. Mm-hmm. And it's like, okay, I get that some people do, you know, have a bad reaction to ADHD medication. And it's like, okay, I get that some people do have a bad reaction to ADHD medication. Some people, in order to live a healthy lifestyle, need medication.

And I just, whether it's for physical or mental ailments, that's just what it is. Some people need medication. No, throw it away, dude. Dude, that's fuck, remember that? Tell that to a Vietnam veteran suffering from PTSD. Just throw away your normal pills.

Dude, I don't think you'd want to give a Vietnam vet Adderall. Not Adderall. Oh, yeah, okay. They prescribe certain things

so that they can better cope with anxiety, depression, and PTSD. Honestly, just, if you're having a panic attack, guys,

drink a Budweiser. Just have a couple sips of beer. And that advice is free. On God. On jaw, dude. On keem. Man, fucking... Frenemies is done!

Anyways, what? My grandpa had horrible PTSD because he was in Iwo Jima. And my mom said... I didn't meet him because he died in Iwo Jima. But my mom... No, he died when he would jima but my mom no he died later but uh my mom said every time there'd be like a gunshot or firework outside he'd like dive under his desk and then be like shaking yeah because he was like so bad well like it's it's um

i can't imagine the fucking fear i'm not a therapist but from like i i didn't fight in a war but i do have suffer from some sort of whatever whether it's mild or whatever ptsd so it's it's just like usually there is some sort of inciting thing that happens or something you think about right but it's just like it it's it's it's a repressed trauma that it's not like it pops its head back it's not like you can deal with it and then it goes away. I mean, sure, that can happen as well. Like people are different, but like it is just repressed trauma of like you're not dealing with it. You're not doing anything to better help your mental health or you are, but you're still struggling with understanding.

You know, you're not going to therapy or trying different things, but it really is just like it stems from just repressed things that happen i couldn't imagine like people who come back from fucking vietnam and like people don't give a shit about them people are yelling at them and the fucking dude the and like sure we don't see over there we did a lot of there are also soldiers who did a lot of fucked up things i'm not i'm not trying to paint a black and white picture, but I am just trying to. Oh, no, not defending like Vietnam. But putting a spotlight on soldiers. Soldiers and their mental health post-war.

Hey, man. Well, you know, America does a really good job at taking care of those men and women that went to fight for our country. Yeah. And saw people get their heads blown off. Of course. Saw their friends die before them in very gruesome ways. It's not like, you know, people always think like in the movies, you know, it's like you get shot in like the head

or you get shot in the chest and you slowly like bleed out. It's like, no, it's fucking gruesome. We're talking about like horrifying things. Like, you know, in zombie movies, like we're talking like people with their skin and muscles torn to shreds and their bones shattered and missing these are your only friends out there yeah and this is like gruesome shit that they have to go through and just kind of like they have to force themselves through it because their fight or flight response is i'm

either gonna run or i'm gonna keep fighting and you push it aside because if you're freaking out then you're just gonna you're probably gonna end dead. How do you especially in a war like one of the World Wars or Vietnam, whatever? Yeah. Like how do you enter in any war? How do you get like how do you get put through that and go through that kind of stuff and then come back home and just go back to regular? You can't. It's like the scene in Hurt Locker where he comes back into the grocery store and it's a very silent just type of like sterile environment. And he's like trying to choose what cereal he's just like.

It just feels weird because usually he's just used to a lot of like shit going on. I don't think you can ever fully be normal after something like that because that's like that's just so fucked. Yeah. I mean, it's also anyone who has to deal with stuff like that. Unless you're a psychopath. Well, like firefighters. There's a lot of firefighters who need to like to therapy or something because they show up to scenes. And it's not just like a house fire or like a cat in a tree.

It's gruesome fucking car accidents. It's like a family of five in a minivan that got smushed by an 18-wheeler. And that scene isn't fucking pretty. And they have to open the door and everything. Especially if you have kids at home or family at home and you're a firefighter you can only project that situation so i mean i mean short you know long story short if you feel like you need your normal pills go ahead and keep your goddamn normal pills and on top of that even if i i would say uh your your doctor should be the the number one decider.

And if you're going to take your normal pills. No. If your doctor says they're trying to control you, take your normal pills, guys. And there's also so many sides to that discussion because also the pharmaceutical industry isn't for the benefit of the patient in a lot of cases. And I don't want to scare people away. No. industry isn't for the benefit of the patient in a lot of cases and i don't want to scare people away no like but i mean if you're having a bad experience with your medication always consult your doctor before you just throw your pills away or stop taking because there are really bad

reactions to just like i've had getting off of medication holy shit i took cymbalta for like a year or two years and i stopped taking it and like the withdrawal was so fucking bad and uh it lasted uh like four to five months and i i was i had to like go on a plan to like wean off it where it's like for these two weeks you take this much milligrams and then this yeah and like i still had side effects like brain zaps and um well you have to go through like a two-month process to even get your body regulated with stuff and like a lot of the times like people you don't just it's it's like speed dating not really but it's you the first medication you try may not be the right medication for you so i feel like it's making you feel off you can you can tell your doctor and they can work with it i take

prozac and i'm honest with your doctor yeah you can't they ask you do you suffer from anxiety or depression be honest and say yes because if you say you don't and they give you medication that makes anxiety and depression worse, that's fucked. At least be honest. If you're going to your doctor, just be honest. Especially therapists, too. Yeah. You're paying these people money, too, to help

you, so lying is not going to... To look after... The most important thing to you should be your own life. Yeah. Or I guess if you have thing to you should be your own life. Yeah. Or I guess if you have a kid, then you wasted your life being a fucking stick in the mud. Instead, Ryan and I are going to be billionaires when we're 80 and have no kids to take care of us. Exactly. And no fond memories of Christmas morning. We can pay people to take care of us.

Yeah, we can. And they can abuse us when our memories start to fade. They can punch me and our memories start to fade. Like they punch me and pour liquor down my throat and then I'll forget it the next day and they'll be nice to me and it'll be like it never happened but they still like,

they have this deep like smile, like evil smile behind their kind one that's just like, he doesn't even fucking know, idiot. They fucking bite my ear off. Then I take a nap and forget about it. You wake up and you're like, oh, what the fuck? Yeah, you fell fell you fell while taking a poop no i'm on i'm on prozac but i've taken

four or five different antidepressants before and uh prozac's one that like really works i mean there were ones that like worked for me for like a month or even to a year like really well and then just stopped over time your body be like normalized yeah it can get kind of uh you can build like a tolerance to it but also just sometimes i mean your brain changes it like they work differently on every person so like my experience with prozac is completely different from like my mom's experience of prozac she had an awful experience but like for me it works great um they just need to put a new brain in you yeah you know that's what frank Frankenstein's monster. The monster was just a severely depressed man and they just put a new brain in him.

The best. The brain of a rich YouTube Let's Player. So, of course, they're going to be happy. And I threw away all my Will Butrin and Prozac and I said, hey, guess what? I'm a new man. And Frankenstein had a huge fucking hog. So that was pretty cool. Yeah.

I mean, there's also something to say, of course, like there are certain people who maybe they feel like it's time to be off their medication and it's kind of a more like a good feeling. It's a nice feeling. You don't feel like you're going through the tough part anymore and you can wean yourself off and see if you can get back to things. And that's 100's 100 respectable i'm not trying to like just control your doctor throw direct shade in any fucking way or fashion but it's just a lot more complicated than what i have found before is i'm like oh i'm ready to be off like i feel really good and then i stop and i'm like oh i felt really good because i was on the medicine yeah um yeah but the antidepressants thing is a whole different debate conversation i i like them they they make me feel um straight they turn me straight so i mean that's the main reason i started taking you were looking at a few boys at a bar one day and i said have you

have you have you tried medicating yourself and i i did i went i bought some well butrin off the deep web and next thing you know we can't be successful if if if we're not straight here's the thing if if our ratio of success goes down it tanks because if i'm if i'm sitting here at the office editing a video my mind might start getting clouded with thoughts of cute boys and when that happens i'm not going to be able to edit the video because all i'm thinking about is cute boys like a soldier in the battlefield he can't keep his head straight when he's when he's focusing on all the blood rushing to his to his boner looking at all these butts in front of him exactly boy butts and so that's why and that's why they don't allow gays in the military or they used to not you know yeah

uh but but now there's a lot of gays in the military with big old boners don't ask don't tell i don't want to hear about it gross i i love uh the onion has a really funny like video about like don't ask don't tell and it's like the reason gays aren't allowed in the military is because they're too precious they're trying to save the gays he's like we can simply not afford to put america's beautiful gays at risk they've always been so spot on good yeah and just in case someone somehow misinterprets that whole joke i just did i i am 100 i believe gays should be in the military i hope no one's like was he saying gays shouldn't be in the military i would hope not i i think at some point that's that has to

be on the viewer like you you can't i don't know i don't want to be like if you watch you can't stop people from getting mad ever no i mean i mean you can't stop people't know i don't want to be like if you watch you can't stop people from getting mad ever no i mean i mean you can't stop people at any point you know that's why that's why god gave us free will no we didn't it's fate everything is fate oh yeah well i'm choosing to end the episode not with a fart angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well i absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small.

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