supermegashow - EP 250 - The Holy Gym Shorts

Episode Date: June 23, 2021

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Like, to our old apartment area. You've never taken him? No. Oddly enough. He'd never been to the Barnes & Noble there. He's been here like four or five times already. I could have sworn we've been to the fucking Americana with Justin. No.

What the hell? So I took him, and he just thought it was amazing because I wanted to show him where the old stomping grounds were. Because that's where... Have we started? Sure, yeah. We're going. That's where, have we started it? Sure, yeah. We're going. That's where, you know, Daniel and I, that was our first place that we actually lived.

The first place I ever came to LA. We stayed with Mark for a little bit, I remember, in the beginning. I mean, you guys moved there. And then, the first time I ever came to California, LA ever, to see you guys. Were those apartments. The first place I got dropped off from the airport was right there. It was on, uh,

not, uh, what was it, fucking, um, What are you thinking? Broadway. It was on,

I got dropped off on Broadway right there. There's so many fucking Broadway streets. Dude, the thing about LA is there's like four street names

that there's like six of them around LA. So there's like seven San Fernandos, there's like seven Broadways. How many, like, Dr. Martin Luther King streets exist? I've seen... There's one in Charleston. I know that for sure. There's

Obama Boulevard here. Is there Obama Boulevard here? Well, there's the Obama Gas Station. Yeah. In Columbia. So if you go... Which we went to one time and it was It was just... There's multiple ones. Did you also... Didn't it get shut down? Yeah.

Okay. Some kind of fraud thing or something. Yeah. Well, I mean, what do you expect? They're liberal. Yeah, exactly. I would expect them to commit some crime, especially financially. There's like three of those, though, in Columbia.

The Obama gas stations? I had no idea. There's one in Charleston. There's one in – there's multiple in Columbia. I think they're on the same street, though. Okay. It's a franchise. Obama himself went and opened it.

I'm done being president. He sat there and cut the ribbon. I'm going to make some gas stations now. Dude, yo-ho me hearties, yo-ho. I've got a jar of dirt. Oh, okay, okay. Come on. You're excited.

Guess what's inside it. It's not Davy Jones' heart, is it? Remember, it actually wasn't because it was stolen by the, whatever the fucking English dude's name. Because he lost all respect in the first movie because of that jackass, Captain Jackass Sparrow. English dude? What? Tommy Innet? What?

English dude? Yeah, yeah. Tommy Innet. Yeah, Innet. It was that, I can't remember his name, man. Admiral Butt-Fucking Christ. I don't know. My favorite character in any Disney franchise.

Captain Jack Sparrow and Admiral Butt-Fucking Christ. Well, speaking of butt-fucking, it's been now 250 episodes of us butt fucking you guys. So 250 episodes since the start of the podcast. I love that song. I think that song was like in the... Dude, I have such a nostalgia for the Digimon movie. Because in the beginning, it's like that song's playing is like when... I think it's Tai. Tai or the other fucking dude character. I haven't watched Digimon movie because in the beginning it's like that song's playing is like I think it's Ty

Ty or what the other fucking dude character I haven't watched Digimon I couldn't tell you either since I probably still like pissed myself

every now and then accidentally so last week not today buddy sorry okay not today I should've known

but but it's been one week since you looked at me, cocked your head to the side and said, I'm angry. Come on, dude. Five days since the living room. Dude, yo-ho, me hearties, yo-ho. I've got a jar of dirt.

Five days since he yelled at me. Realized it's not my fault, but couldn't realize it's not. Five days. Five days since. Where's all the rum gone? I've got a jar of dirt. What the fuck is going on?

Episode 250. Oh, is it? It's not going to be special, ladies and gentlemen. It's our feet touched. But Matt and I are both, I wouldn't say feeling under the weather, but definitely not feeling up to our best. Yeah, I was woken up at 5 a.m. with a headache, and I didn't get much sleep last night. I woke up at 6.45. Okay.

So, yeah, that's like... I also have a headache right now. I do have a headache as well, so I'm just exhausted, man. I've just been up, like, if I get up at the... I'm sorry, I had a migraine. Apparently, there's a difference. Big exhausted, man. I've just been up like if I if I get up at the. I'm sorry. I had a migraine. Apparently there's a difference. Big difference, buddy.

If like if I when I wake up at the time that most working adults wake up, you know, my day is ruined. And it's it's, you know, people that wake up that early for work. Fuck you. You know, that's stupid. I mean, you used to. No, fuck you guys for setting the precedent that that's what time adults should get up. But I think work. Well, then they can go home and then see their families.

They can go home and cook dinner for their family. After working nine hours doing fuck all, who knows what. You ever think about like, we don't appreciate our moms enough, man. They get up so early, work all day and then come home. They just want to relax. No, it's like, oh man, I got to, I got to fucking cook dinner, do laundry. You know, it's like, there's no fucking, ain't no rest for the wicked. Money don't grow on trees.

Got bills to pay, got mouths to feed. Ain't nothing in this world for free. I've got a jar of dirt. I've got a jar of dirt. That was actually completely coincidental, but the lyrics ended up reflecting what I was saying. I didn't even consider that. I just thought Ain't No Rest for the Wicked was funny to say. Did you hear that there's a new

season of Sea of Thieves coming out? No, I didn't. It's crazy. Jack Sparrow's in it? Davy Jones? Jack Sparrow a Tucker? No, no, no. Just regular Jack Sparrow. Johnny Depp. I'd love to see Jackson. Except Johnny Depp isn't, he's not voicing Jack Sparrow. Tucker? No, no, no. Just regular Jack Sparrow. Johnny Depp. I'd love to see Jackson. Except Johnny Depp isn't, he's not voicing Jack Sparrow.

I don't believe. It's too expensive, man. And I don't think Bill Nye is voicing Davy Jones. Seriously? They couldn't get him back? Mm-mm. Damn. Yeah, man.

Ever since he became a liberal, man, he's gone off the rockers. Bill Nye or? Both. But especially Bill Nye. Remember But especially Bill Nye Remember that Bill Nye's awesome I love him as an actor No Bill Nye We do

We have this Every time we discuss this You forget that there's also an actor Named Bill Nye I thought that you Okay I thought you were making a joke Not the science guy This whole time

That Bill Nye the science guy Played Davy Jones So I was yes anding it Like oh yeah Bill Nye the science guy whole time that Bill Nye the Science Guy played Davy Jones so I was yes anding it like oh yeah Bill Nye the Science Guy no the other Bill Nye I forgot yeah 100 souls

there's another Bill Nye you know that guy yeah forgot there was another one I always curse you Jack Sparrow the prosthetics are good

and the CGI is it no it was real all of it they got stem cells they put dots on his face well no they got stem cells a couple months before they started shooting they actually grew the tentacles out of his face I'm serious

I'm going to spread your butt cheeks Jack Sparrow oh please don't do I can't I was going to do his voice it's very like please don't I it. I can't. I was going to do his voice. It's very like. Please don't. I don't know. You're dancing right there.

Well, that's Jack Sparrow. You know, he's doing like the. He is very. He's very flamboyant, isn't he? Yeah. Bisexual icon. Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow canonically is bisexual.

He definitely had his share of men and women. Yeah, I mean, you could tell. And all those in between. Absolutely. I mean, those crab dudes. Yes. Yeah, exactly., you could tell. And all those in between. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. I mean, those crab dudes? Yes. Yeah, exactly. The ocean crawlers?

Is that what they're called? I don't know. No, that's what they're, one of them's being called in the Sea of Thieves. Those guys are so cool. They're adding three new enemy types into Sea of Thieves. Three new ones, Matt. Trace? Trace Nuevos?

They're adding sirens, which are evil mermaids. Oh, yeah, they call the men into the I've read the Odyssey I bet you they're gonna sing to us too watch it they're gonna sing to us I hope so I'm waiting just bobbing around in the water they're also adding specters

which are like ghost motherfuckers and then they're adding motherfucking ocean crawlers which is like there's this giant crab tanky one there's this smaller one that has like an electric eel on his arm there's this one like clam dude who like has a cloud of poison around him or some shit cloud of poison fuck i mean i guess that's what it's all speculation due to what i saw in the trailer and shit that's sick man but it's I'm excited, because right now, all we've all you've had to fight

are in terms of just regular enemies, which are what's being added, just more kind of like the smaller enemies, because they have the Meg, the Kraken, that shit, but we've only had like skeletons. And that's it. You're just fighting skeletons the whole time. Different types of skeletons.

I saw enough of that in Spy Kids 2. Gold skeletons, coral skeletons, regular skeletons, ghost skeletons. Yeah. In different colors too. Like pink, purple, the green.

And there's also reef or like I guess like uh the seaweed skeletons which get stronger

when they when they get in the water damn okay so it's like I do what I really do like is variety of the same character

so it's like I think that's kind of cool they also have skeleton captains and then skeleton like bosses what really yeah

I love skeletons, dude. Skeletons are great. I would love for them to add a skeleton curse in the game because you can earn curses. I'm looking at you right now and I'm realizing that... I'm looking at you. I see you. How excited I am. Well, technically right now, you're just a fucking...

What you're looking at me doing all this emotion and shit it's a skeleton like just ignore me and imagine just the fucking skeleton right now doing all this you know what's controlling it that slug in our head that fucking alien shit dude that thing's like a fucking like it's like a blob of fucking dude have you ever seen what just the fucking

nervous system looks like yeah without like anything else that's like a terrifying floating deep sea creature that found its way to the surface and decided to stay here. Dude,

you are just the fucking that and that fucking tail. But the same spinal cord. Same thing with every other animal because at first like I thought about it like,

oh, that's so true. But then you think like every other animal it's kind of the same. I mean, unless you get to like Not jellyfish.

Not jellyfish or like insects and shit like that. Insects have brains. No, but then you think, like, every other animal it's kind of the same. I mean, unless you get to, like... Not jellyfish. Not jellyfish, or, like, insects and shit like that. Insects have brains. No, but it's not, like, the same... It's not, like, a small, like, what we have. Right? Well, insects have meat. So it's, like... Well, they're protein, yeah. I mean, you know what's weird? Insects,

like, they're crunchy, you know, they're, like, small, but, like, even a mosquito has, like, a cardiovascular system, just on a super small scale let's see oh my god wait scientists study animal brains I'm trying to look speaking of deep sea

do you think that there are like leviathans like at the bottom of the fucking pacific south pacific like fucking like three miles deep, like massive ass fucking. We know more about the surface of the moon than the ocean. That is true. But then we're talking about like apex predators and apex predators make themselves known. We all know sharks.

We all know orcas. We know crocodiles. We know lions. We know any big cat, bears. Apex predators make their presence known because they have control over an area. And I would find it odd that we haven't detected an apex predator, especially since if you were one, you would be plentiful. What about ancient? And to be that big, you have to eat a shit ton.

Ancient leviathans that sit and just sleep for, hibernation for hundreds of years. It's possible, and I'm waiting. Like, I got excited. That's a good one. I got really excited when I saw, like, a giant squid. Like, they actually took a photograph and, like, video of the first time. That was in our lifetime, because I remember when- They were just myths.

I remember looking them up. Does the giant squid exist? Or it was like, it does, but there's no pictures or videos except for like dead ones that washed up. And now, like, you know, you can see actual videos. It's insane. Yeah. That's cool. And what is it?

We've, I think it was Justin who told me this. I don't remember the actual number, but it's like we have figured out like point zero something or point something percent of the actual life in the ocean. We're all life on the planet in general. We've only mapped like explored like 2% of the ocean. Same with the human genome. Like your actual like the DNA. We know like it's like 0.1% of it. Well, James Cameron went to the bottom of the Mariana Trench by himself.

He did do that? Was he really by himself? I don't know. I mean, did he learn to fucking pilot that sub? He got obsessed. Was it like a PR thing where they're like, alright, we'll control it from up here. You just go and come back. Like, you just get in, James. Or was he like, alright, I'm gonna fucking...

I think, I want to believe that James Cameron was doing it in a way that, like, if you're a... You know how, like, for me, something I got interested in recently was a motorcycle. And so I did a bunch of research and then I finally got a motorcycle, but for like a billionaire for them, they're, they're like, I want to go to the bottom of the ocean and they can actually do that. Right.

So like, he may have like research, like, Oh, who's been to the bottom of them. Oh, they use these shitty submarines. Man. I milli okay he's not a billionaire i don't know if he is he's probably a hundred million it doesn't even matter at that point you know he has a lot of fucking nine digits in his bank account he's like i can i can build some shit like this technology's pretty epic and he's like i'm gonna do it even he'd be like i can i can pay people and then yeah do it then the other side of that is it could have been that or it could have been that he sees himself as this super important figure, which he is.

He is, but I get... I've just heard he's like a pretentious dick through the grapevine. I would imagine people like that are. You know, it's like, I made Titanic and Avatar. I mean, it's just like, I mean, Elon Musk. I mean... That's the thing about Elon Musk.

You just lose kind of... Touch with reality. Yeah. Elon Musk is a billionaire. He's like over 100 billion... 100 billionaire, which is unfathomable but it's like i i i do not like elon musk at all i think that it's i think the stuff he does is cool i think spacex is cool i think tesla's cool i think uh i think the idea of what he was presented as at

first was more enticing than oh just kind of actual person. No, Elon Musk is a shitty person, I think. But in the beginning, it was like, I guess he was marketed as this cool dude who's doing whatever he wants. I'm going to do the flamethrower. I'm going to build these healthy cars and no one's going to stop me because I'm rich. He did do those things.

That's the thing. Elon Musk, I think, he did do those things. That's the thing. Elon Musk, I think has done cool things. And I, and I think that the projects that he is involved with, I think that they're cool projects. Like I think the Mars thing is cool. I think SpaceX is cool.

I think, you know, but he's, he, regardless, he is not cool. He is the biggest fucking loser. But when you say these things,

like it always makes me go back to just a lot of historical figures. There are really good historical figures, of course, but there's a lot of historical figures that they did really important things, but were just assholes, you know? I mean, you can just, you can go back to our founding fathers if you want.

I would say a large percentage of people that did important, cool things were assholes. Yeah. That doesn't mean that what they did didn't help shape something important or it wasn't an interesting milestone. Well, what I like about Elon Musk is how he's so ingrained in meme culture. That's the thing, man. He tweets pictures of Doge getting mad at people for putting their pronouns in their bios. And I think that's funny because at the same time, while there's Congolese children dying in the cobalt mines for the Tesla batteries. Yes.

I think that the fact that he is dressed up as Wario in a courtroom with an, you know, doing the whole, I didn't have sex with Princess Peach thing. But that's why, like, it's so, like, it's all so fucked. Like, I mean, Jimmy Fallon ruffled, what, Donald Trump's hair. And it's like, what are you, is he not supposed to, like, house him? But it's just kind of like, all these people are connected. Like, all these rich motherfuckers, these entertainers. Oh, the entertainment industry can act like, they can be like, oh. Politicians.

Like, the entertainment industry can act woke and shit, but at the end of the day, they're going to have Elon Musk on because it makes money and shit. It doesn't, it doesn't matter. Like, at the end of the day, morals don't matter with that shit. It's all about money. Yeah. It doesn't, like, that's why, that's why, like. And money's great.

It's awesome. I love money. Pride month. What about it? You see fucking Apple, Amazon, every fucking company, all of a sudden, out of the blue, like like four years ago, five years ago, were they doing all the pride shit every month? No. Now it's like right in your face, the pride stuff. And it's like be who you are.

At Amazon, we celebrate pride. And then, you know, they make all this shit. Well, A, they make a ton of money off it but then also then they're like pushing all this stuff about pride and then at the same time donating hundreds of millions of dollars to uh companies and and foundations and stuff that actively work to like hurt these marginalized groups or and it's like or even just like regardless of how much they donate the actual like straight motherfuckers who like pocket money from from like the idea of pride in the gay community. And I see people like,

well, you know, Tim Cook is gay. The CEO of Apple. It's like, I don't know if Tim Cook necessarily, it's like, does he speak for the gay community?

The multi-billionaire that's. Yeah. I, I don't know. I just, I think it's, I think it's gross. Uh,

like pride month, I think is, is a great thing. I just think it's gross seeing, pride month i think is a great thing i just think it's gross seeing um so many like multi-billion dollar companies suddenly act like and just makes me uncomfortable makes me actually believe that it's an accepted practice in our society that's what's so gross about it it's like they're like oh this is normal and i say don't hold on homo don't shove this down my throat listen here bucko okay God made Adam and Eve

not Adam and Steve bitch homo I'm sorry that was well we're all homos homo sapient I did it too fast didn't I okay how about this one

this is a wait for it joke that was legend wait for it joke. That was legend. Wait for it. Dairy. Homo. No. Oh, he does not.

You don't want to put that in there? He doesn't say that. That's not the catchphrase. It's not? It ends at dairy. Oh, okay. Well, anyway, I think it's gross. As most of my nights do.

Whoa! I think it's gross that these, don't know I don't feel like enough people talk about that like right now it's like Target is celebrating pride I went to Target the other day and it's fucking

like they have biggest fucking section where it's all just like about pride and it's like that yes that's great but it's like

at the same time go look at what these companies are actually donating to yeah and like they're donating like millions to politicians that are actively supporting like

things that five nights at freddy's stop supports donald trump well i guess yes freddy fazbear himself golden freddy is based on donald trump markiplier is based on donald trump it's like it's definitely just i mean i think most people see through it i think most people i feel like i don't think most people do i i think a lot of no like well i think a lot of people do but you got to remember like the general public a lot a lot of people just don't see it they just they're which which here's the thing. Why not? I buy a, a, a rainbow pin from Apple. I don't know. If they believe that they're supporting a good cause,

then that's, that's, that's great. You know, it's like I, if, if they're supporting it and everything, that's,

that's great. It's also like at the end of the day, it's, it is a, a positive sign. It is. That, that,

that, that, that lifestyle choice is uh is definitely more accepted today than it was even two decades ago and that's good i mean even not even two decades ago man like like think about like well i know like i'm i'm talking about like specifically like the 90s era yeah the 80s and 90s well which i was born in the 90s you were born in the 90s and. The 80s and 90s. I was born in the 90s. You were born in the 90s. When we graduated high school, gay marriage was illegal still.

Dude, when it hadn't even been like it was around not even 30 years and black people had been given the right to vote when I was born.

Shit, yeah. Yeah. and black people had been given the right to vote when I was born. So... Shit, yeah. Yeah. So it's... We're not that far from all this shit. And I think we are making good progress. And I do think, like you're saying, I think it's great that in the mainstream,

you know, like pride and that stuff is more accepted now. And it's... But you just have to realize that like that can turn on a dime with these companies they just follow the money well exactly and it's like the bottom line i'm trying to say is it's great that it's being more widespread accepted but i just think it's gross how the companies use that as a tactic for you know sales

under the guy it's like it's it's exploitative of a marginalized community and then what's the worst part about it is then they go and they support these politicians and they donate to these foundations and stuff that are against the rights of these people and it's like be yourself

it's it's it's one of those things where like I whenever I think about it it's just in my head. I'm like, there's nothing stopping this shit. Because we're talking about Disney-sized people. We can't do anything about it. But that doesn't mean that, of course. The helplessness you feel is also kind of created in a way

so that you feel like you shouldn't donate or talk out there's a rhyme and reason to all of it there's a reason that these corporations they know that they're powerful I think the most important thing is just awareness personal awareness just be self aware of what's going on

you're not going to change anything by yourself but you can at least make conscious choices in your own life to help further whatever this or that also there are single voices that speak for a thousand or a million sometimes

like us but there are people that are well versed and well-spoken that do kind of put a good spotlight on the intricacies of the bullshit of capitalism. Ryan. What? I don't think you should say that about capitalism because I think we should do some ad reads. No, we're definitely doing some ad reads. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well.

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capitalism I think is an awful fucking system I exist in that system and I'm not gonna pretend like I don't profit off of that system you know like I I make a living doing what I do ever since Bill Clinton was still in office.

No, but it's Monica Lewinsky feeling his nutsack. But it's like, you know, like I am part of a capitalist system. You know, it's like I can't like. Yeah. But then do we really have a say? Is the conversation really supposed to go into our hands? You know, is it is it supposed to go into like the people who like are more so being- No, it's not our responsibility.

Like I'm not saying it's our responsibility, but do you think that it's like, it's not our, maybe I used the wrong word. It's not our wheelhouse to be criticizing it when we, you know, have gained so much from it. Well, I think that the great thing about living in a society with free speech is you can Living in a society.

In a society, you can criticize this stuff. And here's the thing, like, yes, you and I profit off capitalism, but I think that it's... We're just entrepreneurs. We're just businessmen at the end of the day. We're like, no, no, sorry, we're like a mom and pop shop, okay? Super mega. It's got our cookies at the day, we're like, no, no, sorry, we're like a mom and pop shop, okay? Super mega.

Got our cookies at the front. Warm pies right out the window. Well, at this windowsill, you know. Unless Brent fucking comes up and steals one. One of those blueberry pies. Well, usually there's just a big hole in it. A little hole. No, but I, you know, like, I'm not gonna you know like i like obvious like i do criticize

capitalism i do benefit from capitalism obviously more so than i i guess the average american would but it's like i mean there is something to the idea of the exchange of goods for like it's um oh fuck we're not exploiting we're not exploiting people right like a lot of capitalism does a lot of capitalism is based on exploiting people I think that I'm gonna ask Justin down there in the mines okay well Justin in the mines you know he actually is not allowed to complain because you remember

he made that deal with us where he and he's a growing boy he's a growing boy but remember the whole thing where we said the fuck was that is there a And he's a growing boy. He's a growing boy, but remember the whole thing where we said, what the fuck was that? Was there a... Oh, I bumped this thing. I think it was that. Anyway, the thing about Justin where Justin was saying,

please let me have a glass of milk. If you give me a glass of milk, I will sign this piece of paper that says, I can't complain about being down in the mines. Gave him a glass of milk. He enjoyed it. It doesn't really part your thirst that much, unfortunately. He could have had water. He wanted milk.

I asked him if he wanted ice cubes in his milk. Because then he could have taken the ice cubes out and just sucked on them. He said no. And he was kind of pissed that we gave him warm milk. But it's like, Justin. Yeah. Beggars can't be choosers, okay? But he signed the thing saying he couldn't complain about being down in the mines.

So let's leave that where it is. You know, but it's like, I think what's great is that- I'm also not an expert on this shit. I don't know much. I'm not either. I'm not either, but I think that, you know, like, I know what I know, and I think that capitalism, regardless of how much you know about it, or, like, whether you're a fucking scholar or someone that's fucking twiddling your thumbs and jerking off to some furry porn. Yeah.

It's like, which I didn't mean to call that many of you guys out right there. I'm including myself in that. But are we as people today capable of being better? No, I think the criticisms we're making are important. Are real criticisms and I think that just because that we benefit from capitalism I don't think means that you can't criticize it. Do you think

the world cares enough about everybody else's problems? No they don't but I think that enough people do and I think that when you have an audience I think it's important to voice opinions that matter like this. I get people when you have an audience I think it's important to voice opinions that matter like this I get people might think it's hypocritical

but it's like you can criticize a system that you're a part of I mean there are companies that exist that are really well run that criticize shit too that don't like make their money like you know blood diamonds

dude if people find out or like the sweatshops or we're talking about like people we're talking about um because you know you want to make it they're only incentivized to make more money because they have to appease the stockholders you know we're talking about like sending people over you know companies going overseas, setting up factories because, you know, cheap labor where, where they don't have to like actually put up with,

uh, a system that would maybe look more into people jumping off of buildings, trying to, our fans, people would be pissed if they found out about the super mega sweatshop. The one in, the one in burma the one in uganda the one uganda that that we forced to collect 17 000 blood diamonds within one month or else everyone was executed a good movie leon DiCaprio. Blood Diamond? Dude, if there's anyone in a capitalist society who earns their money and who should be well respected, it's actors. Elon Musk.

Oh, sorry. Well, he is also an actor. I saw him on SNL. More like Leonardo DiCapitalist, right? Yeah. No, he actually does a lot of good stuff with his money. He does. He does. He vapes, though. Does he?

He should be put to death. Does he vape? He does, yeah. He's very big into his vape rig. A few years ago, at least. He was very big into his vape rig. There's a lot of pictures of him vaping, if you look it up. He had a box rig. Boxmon. He was... Who does he hang out with these days?

Me? Tobey Maguire still? Are they was. Who does he hang out with these days? Me. Tobey Maguire still? Are they still friends? Do they hang out? They're friends. Really? They were friends. They're like super.

Because they kind of grew up in that child actor realm. I always wonder which celebrities that we know are like our friends that aren't like publicly friends about it. Because you know there's YouTubers that we're friends with that like people wouldn't expect because we don't do videos together, but it's like an actors. I'm like, I wonder if there's people that like, well,

I don't wonder, like I know there are, but I wonder if like, like Leonardo, Leonardo is hanging out with like Michael, Sarah and like, just no one knows or maybe cause like, I mean,

think about it. They have to work for months at a time with these people sometimes. So, I mean, there's the, the likelihood is high that they develop friends. I mean think about it they have to work for months at a time with these people sometimes so I mean the likelihood is high that they develop friends I mean that's how we've developed contacts

it's like through like collaborations we've done with Super Mega and then we you know eventually you know gain some new friends along the way

Twitter's the new Facebook man I've met some a handful I'm I'm tired of fucking... Did you give Eddie Burr back my goddamn number?

I did, but I thought... He keeps fucking texting me. I thought that was cool. Just GIFs. No, I know, but I... She's like, how are you, GIFs? Should I not have done that? No, dude.

I'm sorry. I'm not on that level with that dude. I can't undo it. Should I... I just... Wait, wait? Should I not have done that? No, dude. I'm sorry. I'm not on that level with that dude. I can't undo it. Should I? Should I? No. Wait, wait, wait. Have you ever responded?

No. Okay. I can say, hey, I gave you the wrong number. And then I can give him like. Maybe I should send like, stop sending me this stuff, Jack. Something like that. Throw him off. I can give him like, uh, like Schlatt's number or something.

Like some. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some small fry. Yeah. That like, you know. You know. Some small fry that like, you know. Some small fry. More like Eddie Bareback. Gay porn.

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I don't know if you noticed when you walked in, you kicked that pile over right there of those bands, those hundreds. You got to count those again because that's at least $250,000 right there that you just spilled on the floor. You don't even notice, did you? Okay. Well, you know, luckily they're wrapped up in the bands of $10,000, so it'll be easier to count, but it's at least going to take you another 30, 40 minutes. Yeah.

So, wait, also before we get back into it, are we both taking like 30% from the Pride sale? 30, 70. Okay. We can't each take 70. So that means we're each getting 35? Well, we can say that we can say that we're donating all of it, but then actually take each. We can take 50 each. There's that 101

shit that got people so fucking jacked. People are like, oh, they're donating money to the gay stuff. I think that helped us in the long run. Oh, definitely. I'm trying to buy some more bikes. You know? I got that McLaren last week and I crashed it already. I was drunk.

I was high on coke and I was drunk. I was counting the bands. I don't care about what you have to say. Real quick though, in the crash, last week's crash with my McLaren, I had cash in the car and I burned probably $400,000, $500,000 in the trunk when I crashed it, caught on fire.

Drop in the bucket. I didn't realize it until like days later. Yeah. Let's get back to it. Hey, guys. Welcome back from the ad reads. Yep. Yeah.

I hope you guys enjoyed the NASCAR video. I've got a jar of dirt. I've got a jar of dirt. I've got a jar of dirt. Surfers go down at 10 a.m. BST. BST? British Standard Time. Oh, I thought you were making a joke. I don't know what the B standard is.

I think it's British. It's probably bullshit time. Which is 2 a.m. PST. Probably bullshit time because the British are... That's my impression of a British person. I'm going to look it up right now. 10 a.m. Is it tonight?

BST. When this comes out, has it already happened? It's going to be 2 a.m. in Glendale, California, which I don't know why it gives me... Maybe I've never changed my shit from when we lived in Glendale. You just think Glendale? Yeah. And we're not even in Glendale right now. Well.

Are we? Is it technically? Um. I don't think so. It's like a gray area, man. Yeah. It kind of is. It's like, I don't know, it docks on us, but it's like, is it Glendale or Burbank, man?

I don't know. One of the two. It's that or the Hollywood Hills, man. Okay. So they like, I'm not doxing us, but it's like, is it Glendale or Burbank, man? I don't know. One of the two. It's that or the Hollywood Hills, man. Okay, so they're in the back. Okay, so I can enhance. Computer, enhance. I'm going to circle the circumference of where they might be, and then I'm going to go to Zillow.com and look up.

Like that time in the shopping vlog when we joked, like, find our address, and some of you guys really were like, oh, that's not a joke. Let me actually do it and then send them their address every day for two months. What do you expect when you challenge motherfuckers? They got it right though. Oh, they got it down to the apartment. Only one person got it right.

There were several people that got it close to right but were down a floor. I still don't get how that, there was at least one person that was like, you're at this address and I was like, fuck, they're right and you're in this address. And I was like, fuck, they're right in there. And they were like, and you're in this apartment. And I was like, whoa, they got the floor and the apartment number correct. They must have found the fucking floor plan of the apartment building.

They said there was a picture outside of the window where there was an ad for something. And then they looked it up, referenced it, cross-referenced it. And they must have fucking done some crazy ass math to like figure out like. Maybe they should put in that work into looking for a job. Maybe at an Amazon warehouse. Sorry, I just- Oh my god, dude, that's a lot of blood on my hands right now. You see how much blood just came out of my mouth?

Oh, fuck. Oh my god, how's the blood come out of my mouth? That is a lot of blood. Just let it dry. Just let it dry. Just let it dry. It's easier to shower off. There's so much... Oh, my God.

I think my esophagus ruptured. Just let it drain out. Just let it drain out. There you go. This is really eating into money-making time. I'm sorry. Push your finger to my throat right there. Okay, hold up. Just let me get some pressure. throat right there. Okay, hold up.

Let me get some pressure. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Hold up. Do I need to give you a tracheotomy? No? Yes?

No, no, no. No? Okay, here we go. Push. No, no, no. Three, two, one. No. Okay, that popped in there nice and fine.

I don't think the spoon might have been too thick. Just leave it. Okay. I'm gonna pull it out. Here we go. Three, two, one. Okay. How's that? That good? Spoons at it. Just let me staple it shut real quick. Okay, that actually fixed it. Okay, we're good now. It's just seeping out a bit, but you sound better. It hurts. Actually, there might be more blood coming out than before, but at least it's not like I can talk normally.

Yeah, and as I said before, just let the the blood dry and then it's easier to wash off. Well, it won't dry when it's gushing out at this rate. Like with cum. Well, it's rushing out at such a rate that maybe if there was some cum on the wound, maybe it would dry faster. Well, luckily your skin absorbs stuff. So it's probably absorbing some of that blood and keeping it inside of your body. I'm not going to lie, man. I'm filling up like a handful every three seconds of blood right now.

Do you need to go take a break and dump it out? Well, I mean, it doesn't matter. It's all over the carpet now and it's going down my shirt. Maybe I should go get a Band-Aid because it's – I'm getting a little lightheaded. That's a lot of blood I'm losing right now. Get like a sock and wrap it. Are you cool if I just go get a Band-Aid real quick?

Yeah, just get a Band-Aid. Oh, Jesus Christ. No problem, dude. Oh, it's coming out of my ears too, dude. That's not a good sign. You know, when it's coming out of the ears, that's a sign of internal brain bleeding. If you don't want to make money, you could have just told me. No, I want to make...

Fuck, I'm lightheaded. I want to make money. We're making oodles of coin, okay? Let me go get a... Yeah? What the fuck was I saying? Something about losing a lot of blood or some shit? Am I?

It looks like it. I mean, you got handfuls of blood all over the carpet. Which we're renting this place. Yeah, I know. We don't own this place. Okay, well... So we're gonna have to get it repulstered. Repulstered.

Yeah, well, how do you think? My fucking Gucci shirt is ruined now. And I'm... I really... I'm lightheaded, man. There's no, oh my god. Let me please go get a bandaid. You let it drip on the fucking cash, asshole! The cash will, they don't, they, do you think if you, if you give

it, if you give a hundred dollar bill to someone covered in blood, they're going to accept it? Kate! Literally, it soaks through. It's paper. Put that fucking two million in the fireplace like we did yesterday and it's fine. No one fucking, Jesus Christ, man. It's a fucking drop in the bucket, like you said.

Speaking of drop, the blood is going. I need, I'm going. Just go get a band-aid. We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen. You good? Yes. Okay. Okay.

Thank God that we have the, um, in the first aid kit, we have the bags of blood from the, uh, easy. Well, I mean, Jackson and Justin signed the contract because if you're employed in a super mega, you have to give a certain amount of blood every month that we can use at our disposal because we keep it in, you know. It's emergency blood. We're Let's Players. I mean, accidents happen. Thank God that they fucking have the same blood type as me. Oh. Well, Jackson has, what is it, O positive? The universal one?

Yeah. So we made sure to get extra from him. And Justin is just funny. Justin, technically, neither of us need his blood. Sometimes we just play catch with his sack of blood in the back. Well, because he has, what does he have? Like B positive? He has some stupid blood type that no one has.

But we told him that he has the most important one, so we took a lot every month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gets, he passes out every time, too. He doesn't like needles. He needs, like, three days to recover because we take so much blood, but it's funny. It's funny. It's funny fucking with the boy. It puts a, puts kind of a downer in, like, the editing process for a little bit every now and then.

Are people going to notice that we skipped a day of uploads, Ryan? Of Pokemon Colosseum episode 506. No, I don't think so, Ryan. I don't think so. Stupid fucking idiots. Thank you all for watching our Let's Plays. Nice. Nice joke.

They're really being assholes. Are they veiling some seriousness? We're just goofing We're just goofing and gaffing We're just goofing and gaffing Deal with it Mama's boy Alright you fucking piss babies

I'm really tearing into them this time man I know They need a stern talking to This world is full of giving Like Trophies to everyone They need a stern talking to. You know, I... This world is full of giving, like, like, trophies to everyone. Our society is focused on making everyone feel like they're special.

We need to make sure our fans know that, look, you're not special. For one of you, there are five million better. You're not perfect.'m sorry that's life you can't be perfect it's an unattainable fucking thing okay speaking of fucking not perfect do you hear the fucking delivery truck out front right now that's put on its brakes and they gotta put some fucking oil on those brakes because when you still have a headache buddy i? I do, and that made it worse. It was like that moment

when we were... You hear that? Him rumbling his engine? Yeah, bro. You hear that fucking brake right there, dude? Are you gonna go reprimand him? Say, hey, you should really fix those goddamn brakes, buddy. Hey, asshole!

Yeah, you just leave the package right there. Fucking fix the brakes, jackass! I have a headache! Don't you know? Jesus Christ. Yes. Don't you know? Don't you know, man? Don't you? Well, I was... I know it was supposed to be, like, Canadian or, like, North Dakota.

I'm the Jamaican-Canadian, don't you know? Doing a Caribbean thing. Huh? I ended up accidentally doing, like, a Caribbean, like, an island accent when I meant to do, like, a don't you know? Doing a Caribbean thing. Huh? I ended up accidentally doing like a Caribbean, like an island accent when I meant to do like a don't you know. Yeah. Don't you know? Like Fargo. Don't you know?

Oh, North Dakota. Like, yeah. No, like Wisconsin. Mm-hmm. Are you from Winnipeg? Too mad, is. Fucking idiot. From Winnipeg.

Can you believe that? I can't Can't believe he did Whiteface That bastard Get me started on that man How come we can't do Blackface

I did blackface And everyone got mad at me Exactly Oh but he can do Whiteface in a McDonald's And that Don't It hurts my feelings

Yeah But I guess that Doesn't matter Ryan White men's tears Mean nothing To the general public For some reason I guess so. We used to

run this fucking country, baby! This is a fever dream of a podcast. Will you pass me a $100 bill to wipe my white tears? Yeah, here. Oh, there's still blood coming out of my fucking throat, dude. Movies, TV, they were made for us. Lack of pigment, man. It was a major plus.

You know, I actually got in my car earlier today, and that was playing, and right when I got in my car earlier today and that was playing. And right when I sat in my car, that was the part that played. Really? Just hours ago. TV and movies, they're made for us. This lack of pigment, it's a major plus. Great.

Great stuff. Yeah. You know, classic stuff, man. Blomble is classic. Has it hit 10 million views yet? We filmed that in 2015. Has it hit 10 million views yet? We filmed that in 2015. Has it hit 10 million? I don't know.

I kind of just wait for the subreddit or for Twitter to say something. How about you wait for these nuts to say something? Okay, okay. Gotcha. Give me a second. Stop. No, don't allow this.

Jesus, sorry. I plugged my phone into the computer to charge it. Why am I? What? I'm not finding it. Oh, wait. There it is. 9.9 million.

When I typed in blonde boys, all one word, nothing else came up. What's the exact number, though? If anyone wants to know. Oh, my God. Secret. Less than 3,000 views from 10 million. Really? Yeah.

That's the exact number? 9,999... Wait. 9,999... Does it really get a million each year? 997,186. Does it get a million every two years? Or has it been a thing where it just gets an extra million?

About 2 million a year. Well, if you average it out... 2 million a year? Well, if you average it out. Two million a year? Well, it was slow at first, and then I think when Game Grumps... I think the big boost came when Game Grumps really shouted it out. Yeah. And then it really got a spike. A lot of people...

Well, yeah, a lot of people know what Blonde Boys is, but don't even know that you and I continued making content after. Well, a lot of people know Blonde Boys, but don't realize it's us. I remember there'd be some people that come to our live shows, and they just kind of be like, yeah, I discovered you guys

recently. I mean, I knew Blonde Boys, but I never put two and two together. Because we didn't really show our faces that much in the beginning of Super Mega. And we were kind of confusing because we went from Cyndago to you said you were going to do Kids With Problems and then I joined a little after you said

you were going to start doing that. Well, I stopped to do PragerU for a bit. Yeah, that is, yeah. But that ultimately, unfortunately, didn't work out because I was making too much money. Dennis was pissed. I was making more than him. So that's a story for another day.

But wait. What's up? I'm Ethan and I'm 14. Ethan's 20 now. Hey, yo, I'm Tommy and I'm 19. 24. Damn. No.

No. Yeah. No. No. Yeah. No, 25. Tommy's my age. Tommy's only two years... Wait, I was Tommy's age when we made that, so Tommy is my age now. And Tommy's two years younger than I. I'm 37. Jerome's 37, so now he's like, what, 42?

39? Or is he like 43? Dude, that's how fucking bad I am at math. Well, I don't know. We don't know their actual birthdays. January 1st. We just knew that they were those ages at that one specific time, which that date is never. That's true.

So at least on the anniversary of Blonde Boys, you can confidently say. But we don't know when they filmed the video, those Blonde Boys. Oh, that's true. Is there a date thing on the video? When it was filmed? Yeah, like, you know, when we're putting the VHS tape. It was uploaded August 25th, 2015.

Yeah, but like, is there like a, like, did we put a date on the VHS tape or anything like that? Let me see. Which if you guys are super... It's been so long since I've seen this. If you're Super Mega fans and you haven't seen it, almost six years ago, as of month after next, we released a...

We shot it already six years ago because it was when I came out in May 2015. So it was into May. So actually this time, six years ago, we just finished shooting Blonde Boys. Let's see. I don't think there's a... I don't think that there is a date on the... Nope.

Good video, though. That's one of our best videos we ever did. If you go check it out, if you haven't, it's called Blonde Boys. Which if you haven't... If you haven't, it's called Blonde Boys. Which if you haven't. If you haven't, you're missing out. Okay. If you haven't, you're a fake fan.

And shout out to Social Justice the musical. Yeah. Yeah, man. Enjoy those 500,000 streams on Spotify. God damn, Ryan. You know, you were saying something before we started this podcast. You were saying that I actually noticed it like five seconds before you said it. You walked in the living room

and I noticed you looked goofy as fuck. And I was saying, I said, what is it today that makes Ryan look like such a fucking idiot? And then I realized your and one gym shorts were down to your fucking ankles and why are they down to your ankles Ryan?

Oh no this is sad man. You have to save that. Dude we gotta get that framed. Dude can we get those framed and put them in the office? There's only one more speck of like purple paint. I don't think I should wash these again. Wait is there purple paint on those from when we painted Daniel's old room?

Are you serious? Can I I see wait are you fucking serious yeah cause I always knew cause I would always have like specks of purple paint on here wait let me see that again now it's like this is the last speck of purple paint oh my god the last speck it's the same purple you know

I wouldn't lie to you no fucking way you gotta stop watching those. You gotta... Well, it used to be, like... There used to be more specs. It comes off every day you wear them. You gotta stop... Well, I think it's time you stopped wearing those, man, because you walked in today, and

I noticed it, and you said it. Those are too big on you now, man. You've lost weight. Those are... You got a lot of space now between your waist and those pants. I always wore bigger gym shorts, those. No, Ryan. Dude, that looks like you're wearing a fucking skirt right now.

That's your penis. Those look big on you now. Yeah. They look like... There's a difference between wearing baggy pants and then... Oh, dude. Dude, they're fucking falling off you. Dude, we should get those

Dude I used to be that big Alright Jared From Subway Not the one that's a professional I mean I would still like somewhat My pants would sag a little bit when I wore them When I put stuff in my pockets But like I can't have them

They don't stay up anymore There's a difference between like pants sagging And then that Pants sagging. Dude. What? Pants on the ground. You're looking like a fool.

Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. You know, dude, it's actually crazy because last time I flew, they tried to kick me off the plane because my pants sagging. So I went and copped the private jet because I'm the swag daddy. Ooh. Mm-hmm. I'm the swag daddy. Ooh. I've got a jar of dirt.

You got to stop wearing those though. We got to get those framed before the paint goes away. It's literally the last speck of purple paint. There used to be like splatters. Let me buy you some new gym shorts, bro. We should get those framed and put them up in the office.

I'm kind of sad. I didn't realize you've had those that long. I didn't realize that was the exact same pair of and one gym shorts. I'm going to inspect these just to make sure there's no more purple. Ryan, that was before we started Super Mega. Yeah. So you've been wearing those since before we started Super Mega. They're the classic gym

shorts, baby. Dude, we got to frame those, man. For real. Oh, there's another spec right here. That's cum. No, no. Dude, we gotta frame those, man. For real. Oh, there's another spec right here. That's cum. No, no. It's purple. With the black lights on. So it's... Let me see. Is there more? There's a

splotch on the butt right there. Go ahead and look for some purple specs. Might need a flashlight. Do you want to use my phone's flashlight? It's on right now. Okay. I see. No, I got it.

That's not my, that's my car key. That's not my phone. Hold on. Is it crazy to you that I've had those gym shorts for that long? Yes. That I've had them for. Well, I just didn't realize. But I wonder like, did I have, I can't, I don't know if I bought these while I was out

here, like at a Target or some shit, or if I've had them before I moved out here. Where did these, like... See how the threads, like I pulled the string? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, dude, these got some fucking history. Those are the... Alright, so I see a little one right here. Do you see that one already? Yeah, yeah, that's the one that I think I showed you.

So there's still a few specks of purple. Oh, a big one. Do you see that one? There's a big one purple And I think I should See that one? Right there I think I do Just for the sake of the memory We need to frame these Don't, dude honestly don't wear these anymore

I don't think I should Because noticing that the purple's washed off Because it used to be very noticeable everywhere Think about how many videos and let's plays and just memories you've you've worn these pants through i think it's time to retire these and i mean damn dude these are fucking legendary these these are the fucking legendary gym shorts i gotta go see like how like at a museum how they uh how they frame something and like label it cause I wanna get it labeled like the same way

we should oh oh okay especially for like when like an artifact when you don't know the specific date of like when it was like when it started but you know like when it it's been it's been at least over half a decade

yeah I think it's time to retire these men. I think that you should... I gotta wear something. Okay, so that's the big one right there. Yeah. Right? Okay. And, I mean, to be honest, man, there's a big one right here.

Did you see this one? Are you still surprised that... You didn't believe me when I said that that paint's still on there, did you? No. Because at first you were there, did you? No. Because at first you were like, no way. No, I mean, honestly, I wanted to see it too, because for nostalgia's sake, it's cool being able to see it. Okay, wait. So, one, two, three.

So, one, two, three on that side. One, two, three. And then, let's see. So I count three. One second, one second, one second. There's more. There's more paint. Fuck.

There's at least five. Five splotches. It's good. They're fucking good. I gotta frame them to the point where you can see the most splotches. We should, like, in the glass, have, like, little red stickers. We gotta figure out how...

Oh, okay. Here's one that's very faded. It's very faded, but right there. It's like a smudge. Yeah. Like, I don't know if you can see it in the light right there. See that? Right there. You see it? It's real hard to see, but it's... Right there. Yeah, that. See that? So that. You see it? It's real hard to see, but it's... Right there. Yeah, that.

See that? So that's hard to see. Damn, dude. You know what's weird? This is the paint. This is the exact material from the fucking can of paint. Made in Cambodia. God bless those Cambodians, dude. That's the thing, man. It's like, that can of paint,

the day that we painted that bedroom before we even started super mega like that was like a week That was like a week or two before we started super mega right Yeah, they have the product number on there Damn dude, let's see. Let's see product number Or the PLU whatever the fuck number that is RN number one one seven nine7927 and one dude I'm gonna say these and one gym shorts, but you could tell they're fucking used because the uh this tag right here is Faded as fuck yeah from all the washes and that paint still hasn't gone away

Bring it back bring back. I swear. I saw on the inside. I thought I saw a big thing of paint Oh, yeah, oh right there right there see yeah. Oh, that, that's the biggest one. It's on the inside. It's the most clear. Are there more on the inside? What a fucking memory, man. That's crazy. I don't think so. That's nostalgic as fuck. Wow. Yeah, man. Go fucking put some other pants on. We have to

frame those, dude. That's memories right there. Just like this? Nail it to the door, like Martin Luther. Don't wash those those, dude. That's, that's, that's memories right there. Just like this? Nail it to the door like Martin Luther. Don't wash those again, though. I won't. Take them home. Take them off. I'll put them in the bottom drawer, which is where I keep my, like, memorabilia clothing.

We'll get Jackson to go get them, like, professionally framed. Okay. We have to tell him to be very careful with these. That's a fucking relic right there. They are relics. I don't give a fuck about super mega relics. That's a friendship relic. That's a memory relic of like big in our lifetime, you know?

Oh, yeah. Our whole journey to this point, those pants are fucking... It's going to sound really stupid, but like whenever I wore them and I saw like the purple splotches, I'd always be like... It was like something that was like... I didn't know that. It was like characteristic. Because like, you know, if I wanted to fucking wash the paint out, I could like scrub it out and all that shit

but I always just kept them and never cared because I was like, I like that. You make me cry, bro. That's very, that's very sentimental. I love that.

I love that you kept that though. I don't want anything to happen to those pants now. Yeah, we need to. The fucking legendary gym shorts, dude. The legendary. That's a rare shorts, dude. The legendary.

That's a rare item, dude. It is. It's a fucking rare collectible. How much will someone give me for them? If I pee in them? A hundred? Two hundred?

Ryan pisses in these nostalgic gym shorts that mean so much to us. Ryan's gonna pee in them and then give them to somebody for... But this means these were worn

in the bad gooch smell era of Ryan too. Oh, fuck, dude. You know? I think that ups the value. Before I learned that you had to wash your penis. Well, the Jordan Peterson book helped you with that. But I think that, fuck, man. There's anyone that needs to wash their penis though.

Brent and Lily. Jesus Christ, dude. I haven't seen him in a long time I wanted to stop talking about it like he well technically the lawyer the legal thing you sent said we had to stop but it's been a while since he's I don't think I mean as long as you know I'm sure we're in the clear in some fucking

I mean Brent's dealing with enough lawsuits right now I don't think he wants to do one more with us yeah that shit is especially since he tried to do one more with us. Yeah. That shit is... Especially since he tried to do that Lindsay Lohan cover album. Or the fucking... It's Lindsay's.

It's Lindsay. It's the Lindsay Lohan thing. And then there's the whole thing with the Lindsay Graham thing where he's not allowed to talk about it. Yep. Because Lindsay Graham sued him for doing the RNC

when Brent was in the same city as Lindsey Graham. I'm not allowed to talk. I can't talk about it. But goddamn, dude, Brent needs to clean his penis, bottom line. And honestly, it's... Well, then there's also Lindsey Ellis, which he plagiarized her new book. And it's just literally the same book.

And then he started doing movie reviews. Well, he tried. With bright red lipstick. And was infringing on her image. I'm just surprised he literally like, in high, in, in, in, not even high, middle school we learned. It's like, if you're going to copy someone's homework, change things here and there. He literally copied and pasted the entire book and then just, you know, put it as his own. Just realize if you're not caught up with the lore, like, if this was the first podcast you ever listened to,

you're going to be just, what the fuck are these? What the fuck is this? They're saying, like, nonsensical things and they say stuff that I agree with, but then they turn it around and then I have to disagree with it. Hey, this is someone's first podcast. They're going to be very confused. Episode 250! 250, baby.

I think that, well, you know, if this is your first podcast you ever heard, it's someone's first podcast of ours. We have 249 other episodes. Go through and fucking, you know, listen to any of the other ones. I mean, the earlier ones, we might add some bad takes, I don't know,

but go ahead and, if you like us goofing with each other like this, there's 249 other episodes. So, Tango and Frasco de Tierra. Tango and Frasco de Tierra. Okay. I was going back to my fucking, like, ninth grade Spanish knowledge,

and I was like, Tango, I have. And I was like, Tierra, heart. Okay, yeah, I got you. Got you. No, no, Tierra, earth. Earth. Earth. So I had this song on my iPod that I got for free on iTunes when I was in like sixth grade on my iPod shuffle called like Tierra de Madre.

Fuck. Let's see if I can find that song. Anyway, let's, what do you say we put a bookmark in it here and pick it up next week for $2.51? Sorry, I was about to try to say I have a jar of dirt and chai and eat. Hold up. You're scared. You're scared. It's going to sound racist if you do it. I have a piece of mud I actually want you to try. Okay. Okay.

You want me to... Alright, so I have a jar of dirt. Because I don't think I've got a jar... I don't think it would translate. So I did it in the most basic... I have a jar of dirt in Japanese. Okay. Try to say it with the tune of I've got a jar of dirt

I don't know I want to hear the Japanese dub I want to hear the Japanese Let me see if I can look it up on YouTube Japanese dub I've got a jar of dirt Look it up on YouTube. Japanese dub. I've got a jar of dirt. Look it up, dude. Okay, hold up.

I've got a jar of dirt. Japanese dub. There's no way. Wait, what do you mean there's no way? They fucking... Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow. Oh, he says this is a jar of dirt

in the sea. This is... A jar? This is... It's soil. It's a bottle of soil. Bottle? Did he say it? Wait. If you don't need it, give it back. What?

Wait. Then it'll be useful. Was that it? Yeah, that was it. He said bean. Oh, wait, wait. Wait a second. This is just the scene. This is... I've got a jar of dirt in different languages.

Which language we got? I like that's the voice of Jack Sparrow, though. Russian. Here we go. Okay. Next is this one? Portuguese? Italian. Italian.

Ooh. Okay, so... Fossing over here. And then this next one's gonna be... I don't want to listen to German. Gross. This is French. French?

That's my impression of a Frenchman Hindi Hindi okay I'm being honest, dude. That could have been like 50 different languages right there. Portuguese? What did he just say? What? Sounds like a fucking bossa nova song by Gilberto.

I'm kind of disappointed there was no Chinese We're mainly just getting European languages here Let's see something new Well Can we get some Khmer? No Or some Osi?

I did as much as the internet will let me for today Wait What are you looking up? it as much as as the internet will let me for today wait hold on I'm just seeing if the language with the clicks from Africa no I don't think a movie from America has ever been dubbed

in that language X-H-O-S-A it's like it's hard to say, I don't know. It's hard to say, because I didn't grow up speaking with that tongue, but it's X-H-O-S-A. It's a really cool language.

It's from, what country is it from? It's, South Africa. Okay. Steve Harvey cannot pronounce the click in, well,

that's really hard, dude. I can't, I can't do it. Anyway, thank you guys for listening probably the best way to yeah you want to try no okay well um it's been i'm not ending episode 250 with the fucking fart yeah i mean dude how long has it been too many has been like 20 plus episodes it's had to have been dude like like in the i tried i recent ones i it been like 20 plus episodes with a fart at the end? It's had to have been, dude. Recent ones, I've been like, I'm going to use the music, but then I'm like, I'll put the fart instead. And then I'm like, oh, but then you do the same thing.

So it's literally like this whole era of the podcast with the fart. It's a big era. I'm not doing it. This is a special episode. Halfway to 500, a quarter to a thousand. I'm not doing it. Give me that look like it's about to come in. It's not about to come in.

The music's coming in right now. It's not, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sure the music's coming in right now. It is. People will hear it and they'll be like, oh, there's the music. Oh yeah, Matt. I'm sure the music's coming in right now.

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