supermegashow - EP 251 - Ryan VS The Fleas

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

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but instead it was easier just to put a fart sound effect in the podcast. Matt, we've simply lost our way. Yeah, we did. People didn't like the last episode. Oh, well. On to another episode. Hey, I got a message to all the haters out there. Wow, that hurt.

Do you have to go check your panties? No, that's okay. There's no feces this time. No, no, no.

How many people have already turned it off? God damn it, this is disgusting. This fart era has gone too far. Well, it's here to stay.

Well, I don't know. It's probably not. villain laugh? I don't know. You make a good evil villain. Thanks, man.

I mean, like, as a person, or like, no, as a character. Oh, okay don't know. It's probably not. Can an evil villain laugh? I don't know. You make a good evil villain. Thanks, man. I mean, like, as a person? No, as a character. Oh, okay. As a person, you don't possess the qualities for an evil villain. Could I, though? Like, if I tried really hard? Or would I be more... Could I be, like, at least a brutish just kind of...

No, man, you're too compassionate of a person. Yeah? You're too empathetic. You couldn't... Maybe you could be a villain that, like, does bad shit, but then to make up for it, you donate a lot to charity. compassionate of a person. You're too empathetic. Maybe you could be a villain that does bad shit but then to make up for it you donate a lot to charity. Secretively. Under anonymous so people don't know. Exactly.

AKA what most celebrities do. Yeah. Because they feel bad. I don't know if they feel bad. No, probably not. It doesn't donate in charity. How does that even work? I don't know if they feel bad. No, probably not. The tax reasons. It doesn't donate in charity. How does that even work with the... I don't know enough about it.

So... Because we're about to donate to charity at the end of the month. Yeah, if we donate a million, do we get two million back? Is that how it works? We get just a check from Uncle Sam. Good job helping the gays, boys. We'll match your donations 101%. There's definitely members of the federal government that watch Superman.

No. Yes. No. Dude, do you know how big the federal government spans? Yeah, but like. I'm not talking like CIA agents. Maybe there is a CIA agent. My mom worked for the federal government, so.

Exactly. See? She was instructed to hide little baggies of crack cocaine in lower income communities. She did a good job in that one, too. She did. South Carolina, especially. She knows the good hiding spots. Man, that ravaged downtown Columbia.

Oh, my God. Well, I mean, more money for the woo-woo. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying, bro. Oh, man. Oh, man. What do you... for the woo woo you know what I'm saying yeah I know exactly what you're saying bro oh man oh man what do you I remember back in the day

speaking of pigs I was I don't know why it was just like this maybe like little boy thing where it's like I'm gonna become a cop yeah I wanted that too

high speed chases I'm gonna have a gun well it sounds awesome I know and then you realize like you get to do anything i have so much responsibility in the palm of my hand the high speed chases part does sound cool what's the say i wouldn't take it jim you know every week stay stay make sure i'm on the highway when he's going to work like like like hide the cop car behind somewhere and like wait for him to pull out to work and then tail him.

I wish I could let this one go, but the dash cam shows that I can't show any favoritism, you know? Every single time, like check the mail every day. And when his auto registration renewal comes up, throw it away before you get the chance. So then the day it expires, you pull him over. You show up to his house. Hey, we got a warrant for your arrest. Imagine someone getting a warrant for arrest. I mean, like, the day it expires, you pull him over. I get to show up to his house. Hey, we got a warrant for your arrest. Imagine someone getting a warrant for arrest for, I mean, they will. Auto registration.

I just had to pay mine this week. And it's fucking stupid expensive. I hate. Were you late on it? No. Oh. It was just expensive. Didn't it like 200 something?

Yeah, it was a couple hundred, yeah. Yeah. And it's like, what even is, is it just a made up thing, registration, where they're just like, now it's official. It's an official vehicle. There's like little things where it's like, the state wants to keep track because every state has their own laws. Why do they make you pay for it? They have their own traffic laws. Shouldn't there just be a system?

Why do they make you fucking pay hundreds of dollars for it hmm i don't know like i know the reason why like the reasoning behind like having like having your vehicle registered with the state yeah that makes sense but in terms of like making it expensive what benefit do i get from like giving the money like it might does do i get anything back from that does the money go to the money like it might does do i get anything back from that does the money go to kind of like just the dmv and like the employees and this the inner workings of like funding the ability to do those things maybe you know why can't they just do it over the computer get rid of these jobs get rid of these lame jobs the people won't miss them they can go get jobs somewhere else well not with those attitudes

I don't honestly I don't blame the people the DMV that work there that are really unpleasant because I saw someone wearing a zone shirt one time at a DMV I know that's a freak

I had to make a comment is that a zone hoodie? And they were like, yeah. You guys have locked eyes? I like it. We've jerked off to the same stuff probably. Probably. Fist pound it.

I don't blame them though because it's like, dude, they got to deal with the most unpleasant people. And like that job sucks. So I, you know, I would be like, I'm like, why, why am I going to like force myself to be nice to people that are going to be assholes to me. Well, your day is, is talking to people who have waited in line and during COVID out in the hot sun. Most people aren't nice. For hours.

So. I was so fucking pissed off. I went to a, uh, uh, I sat down at a bar the other night by myself. Sounds depressing. It wasn't. I, I just walked by and I was like, oh, I want to get a little tiki drinks. They had tiki drinks. So I sat down.

You ended up getting 10. We all know how the story goes. I got kicked out. I was like, I'll get myself some fish and chips too. And next to me was this couple. And they were like, can I get the calamari? And the waitress. Calamari?

Yeah, we'll just wait. The waitress was like, yeah. And she's busting her ass right now. Like the waitress. Calamari? We'll just wait. The waitress was like, yeah. And she's busting her ass right now. Like the waitress trying to go and going back and forth. And I see him like, Jesus Christ. And they bring the calamari. And I hear them like, what the fuck? Is this overdone?

Is this cocktail? Do you? Do they really give us cocktail? And he's like, hey, hey, come here. And he calls her over. And he's like, look at this. This is this is overdone. And she's like, hey, hey, come here. And he calls over and he's like, look at this. This is this is overdone. And she's like, oh, I'm sorry.

Do you want me to go back to the kitchen and get a new one or get you something else? And he's like, no. Tell me, is this overdone? I want I want to know if this is how they're supposed to be done. It's those types of like two parasitic, those two parasitic types of people that find each other. It's it's that couple where they look like an ugly brother and sister but i think they were married it's that relation where the guy gets off on like defending his babe at every turn and then his babe gets

sopping wet at her man being rude to other people for her it's it's it's a lose-lose situation when a couple like that walks into a restaurant. And man, it's like this waitress is probably making less than minimum wage in just tips. And she's like, well, do you want me to get you another one or do you want me to get you something else? And he's like, go get the manager. And she walks away and he's like, Jesus fucking Christ.

And he was really short. Okay. And didn't have any hair, so that might be why he's so angry. I mean, there is a connection between. No, he was just a really ugly short man. And his wife was disgustingly ugly as well. So that might be why. You're saying this because they were acting also.

Their insides were just as ugly as their outsides. I'm talking about their insides were ugly. Yeah, just all around ugly people. I'm not saying their looks were that bad. But they were just ugly people all around. But then the manager comes out and he's got to do the whole song and dance like, I'm so sorry, guys. What can I do? Do you want to?

I can. It's on the house. And he's like, let me tell you that that that bartender right there, she's got to be the worst server I've ever fucking seen in my life. To go out of your way. Yeah. After someone's. And the manager's like, I'm sorry about her. You know, she's new. Like this and that. the worst server i've ever fucking seen in my life to go out of your way to yeah after someone's and

and the manager's like i'm sorry about her you know she's new but like this and that and then um and then were these people not like not fucking beat up as a kid were they not punched by someone that they talked wrong to at one point like is there do something there's so many assholes dude there's so many fucking assholes and then after the manager leaves they get some new calamari and the wife says something to insinuate that the bartender purposely gave them bad food she's like i mean i mean the bartender's like no i promise you that i did nothing personal i just got it from the kitchen and she's like and by the way, sweetie, it's pronounced calamari, not calamari. And I was like, oh my fucking God.

I'm surprised you didn't speak up. I was, I was, I wish I had. It's, it's hard in those moments. I was, I was like waiting for the right moment if they kept talking. Cause you're usually good at speaking up in those types of moments. Maybe you need a little more drink in you. A little more liquid you. I need a little more confidence. I had my, I had my zinger ready to go too. I was going to ask the bartender if we can get a couple of high chairs since they weren't such babies.

Dude. I mean like, yeah, but then they stopped, but then they stopped and started like laughing and joking. If I was there and you, and I had your back, would you have said something?

Because I, I'm not going to lie. Like I, I'm, I'm a little bit of a pussy. So I was like, maybe if I had a few more drinks, but I was, I was like waiting. I was like, I'm I'm a little bit of a pussy so I was like maybe if I had a few more drinks but I was I I was like waiting I was like I'm going to say something I'm just waiting for the right

time and then they just stopped talking and I was like I gave him some dirty looks and uh I'm sure they gave her a great tip no they didn't give her a tip at all was she your waitress yeah so did you I'm guessing paying kind in kind in that way? Yes. Yeah. I gave her, I wrote a little note on the receipt. I was like, I'm sorry there's people such assholes. Just people.

Just people in general. It's got to be. But I feel so bad for her. And she's not going to get a tip from them. She's busting her ass. No. What makes people like this? How they're raised.

It's just spoiled, selfish. People like this. How they're raised. It's just spoiled and selfish. A lot of entitlement thinking that like, you know, people have all to cater to you. Like I understand if you see like a fresh wad of spit on top of the calamari, you know. Calamari. Or she sees like they see her just, you know. Or if she slammed the plate down.

And said, enjoy assholes. Yeah. I don't think she slammed the plate down and said, enjoy assholes. Yeah. I don't think I've ever, I've never yelled at a server before. No. I mean, why would you,

if they underdo my calamari, it's not the server's fault, but that's the thing too. It's like, she, she's not the one in the kitchen fucking, you know, the,

the, the, the, what I have done one time is that classic, uh, Ruby Tuesday's story where like nobody came to get our drink order or anything for like

15 minutes and well they came got our drink order we just wanted water never delivered it we just walked out and went to Chili's some good PR right there that was Chili's was purposely like holding up the waiters I just

there's nothing that's accomplished through you being an asshole. Now, that's not to say there's nothing that can be accomplished through you being more assertive in situations. Like if you notice like your glass is dirty, you can be like, hey, can I get a new glass? You know, there's a difference between, hey, can I get a new glass? This one seems a bit dirty. But or, hey, do y'all wash your dishes around here? You know, there's a difference between, hey, can I get a new glass? This one seems a bit dirty. Or, hey, do y'all wash your dishes around here? You know, there's a different way to go about situations. You don't have to always meet it with aggression.

Well, some people do because they're insecure. And, guys. Does it come from insecurity, you think? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Or they probably saw their parents talk like that to servers. And, guys, if your parents are rude and yell at servers, I hate to break servers and guys, if your parents are rude and yell at servers, I hate to break

it to you, but your parents are assholes. And if you do that, you're an asshole. My mom can be a bit of a Karen, I will say. Yeah, when she's on my cock. So can Jim. Jim can be quite a Karen. I'm gonna let that one slide. Okay, thank you. Well, I was gonna finish it, but then I didn't get to finish

because you kept talking as you should have. And then it just, it wasn't even a good joke because it just said on my car. Hey, I'm not taking anything. It might've been a good joke. Okay. But I'm going to let it slide. Thank you. Lucky I didn't hear the rest of it probably.

Yes. Thank you. Very lucky. But Jim and, Jim and Cecile. Jim and? Jim and? Yeah. Whenever my mom says, uh, Jim and I, I, I always think she's saying Gemini.

Like the star sign. Jim and I went to. You're a Jim and I, right? I am. I'm a two-faced son of a bitch. And I, you know, I'm an Aquarius. And they're the most likely to be billionaires. Ooh.

I wonder, I don't believe any of that shit. I think it's fun, like, to look at it and read it and shit but obviously you don't believe in billionaires? I got news for you buddy I don't believe in fucking I don't think astrology actually like actually has any effect on your life of course not

if you choose for it to have an effect on your life then you know because it's all made up shit it's all like people's interpretation of how things work and you know I'm's all made up shit it's all like people's interpretation of how things work and you know alright I'm looking at Gemini and Aquarius okay

sexual and intimacy compatibility Gemini and Aquarius could probably have sex by simple verbal stimulation oh my damn is that why

this podcast is so great it might be right viewers it's the top podcast right they don't need to get naked to have a sexual experience although they will want to be naked all the time to set themselves free.

We always get naked in videos. From all the human restrictions represented through clothes. That's true, dude. See, maybe this astrology shit's real. They will get lost on their way to somewhere and have sex there or somewhere else. But who cares when they are in search for kindred spirits and want to have a good time while at it? That's true. We do want to have a good time while at it. That's true. We do want to have a good time.

That's why we do travel vlogging. Whenever we travel and doing something for work, we always make it a point, like even in touring, to stop by places because we want to make it an experience. And have sex. Neither Gemini nor Aquarius will ever be in a serious relationship with someone who is, in their opinion, stupid. And you and I are always hitting and quitting it

and not calling those girls back. Dude, because like, well, the first thing I do is I pull out, I print out an IQ test and I bring it on the first date. And she sits there, fills out those bubbles, and I bring the fucking Scantron reader. And, you know, I put it through. You know, if I hear silence, it's pretty good. But if I constantly hear that. It's like, uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No, not this one. Ooh, Ryan. Next. Gemini is a bit childish and can be ashamed in certain situations. But when Aquarius takes over, Gemini will realize there is no limit to their freedom of expression. Okay, we also engage.

When Gemini and Aquarius engage in an intellectual debate, they are fun for everyone to watch. Look at that. They stimulate each other's mind to such a point that they fire arguments they weren't aware existed in their thoughts. Damn, dude. Looks like the stuff's kind of accurate. I think the way these things work is like anyone can find any of these relatable like don't you feel like picking things could also just feed into anyone's kind of like like uh not to a negative degree but like they're just everyone has like a general narcissism right like um so like i wonder if

that just feeds into it so you know it's like picking the little things. I mean, I was saying kind of regular. I'm not talking like. Oh, like psycho. Yeah. Narcissist. Yeah. He's a psychopath. Yikes.

That's all I have to say. Yeah. This is a joke, by the way, because I just want to say that not because of people taking it seriously, but I don't want Eddie to think I'm being serious because he's so crazy. Yeah. I just don't want Eddie to hear that out of context and be like, what the fuck? Because he might be like, they're talking shit about me.

I love you, Eddie. You been a guest on this pod, Ryan? Anything to say to Eddie? I've said my piece. You said it that time over the phone. Jesus. Yeah, but can we get a Scantron for the office just always be testing Jackson what is Ryan's favorite beverage to drink when smoking

weed no we should test him real stuff and like hit no just test him facts about us and his pay each month depends on how well he does so it's actually like very stressful can we give him like bonus questions? I always loved that. Oh, yeah.

When those questions came on, it's like, whew. Because I was, you know, there's those students that are like, now I can get 120. I'm like, now I have a chance to at least get a 90 to 100. For me, I was like some like bonus 20 points. Now I can at least pass. Yeah, exactly. I could get a passing grade. You know, one time I did them all

off by one and the teacher wouldn't like so it was all wrong. Well, you learned from your mistake. I bet you never made that mistake again. Well, the thing is I'm like now my grade's bad, but it doesn't reflect my knowledge of the subject. I just made an oops. It reflects your personal

responsibility and I think that in and of itself is enough of a reflection upon your knowledge of the subject. Oh, I got a new track for the album. Pussy like Scantron. Sounds like a like a transformer. She spread it like Decepticon. Scantrod. He's the intellectual transformer. I saw that Ron Perlman

is now the new voice actor for I think his name is Optimus Primal. Is he a gorilla? I think he's a dinosaur now. Wait, so are they making more? They're making more Transformers movies. I've never seen a Transformers movie.

You're not missing anything. Really? Yeah. They look cool. They're not. I've never seen a Transformers movie. You're not missing anything. Really? Yeah. They look cool. I mean, I like big robots. I love Pacific Rim. Pacific Rim's perfect. They're fun for when you were

in like middle school or high school. I probably would have liked it then. But I wouldn't think, I don't think you would like it. Sorry, I was looking up where I can get a Scantron. Yeah, same with like Fast and Furious movies. Jackson went and saw the premiere of

F9. I started watching them with, I think, you and I went to go see Fast 7, right? No, I've never seen any of them. What? You haven't? I thought we went in a group to go see one of them. I remember this. I thought we went and we made like a big thing about it because it was so stupid and kind of like are we going to go see a fast movie not when did fast seven come out ain't me

hold up i've never seen one hold up i'd rather judging by the dates to my indie films from the criterion collection ryan let's see transformers is part of the uh criterion collection furious Criterion Collection. Furious 7. Hold up. I got to find out the actual release date. Furious 7 release date. That might have been with Daniel. You know what sucks? Because it came out April 3rd, 2015. I think, yeah, that probably. 2015?

Huh? 2015. I hadn't moved out here yet. Okay. So that was probably with like Daniel and Mark or something. That was a month before I met you for the first time. You know, I really love that the last movie we ever saw with our friend Daniel was that awful fucking Jesse Eisenberg movie, American Ultra.

It was that. Well, like the last movie I think I, that I saw in theaters with Daniel was, oh, what was it? It was the M. Night Shyamalan. Oh, I remember. I didn't go with Daniel was M. Night Shyamalan visiting their grandparents I didn't go to that you guys went by yourself they were visiting their grandparents or something

we saw Pixels too what was that called I haven't seen it I gotta look up M. Night Shyamalan cause right now my brain's just going village village village and I'm like, no, no. M?

Have you seen the trailer for his new movie coming out? Where people get old on a beach? No. I've seen the trailer for Karen. It's the premise. Karen looks awesome, dude. It's called, wait, what? I can't wait for those like.

Last Airbender split class on location. Where is it? Excuse me. He direct. No, sorry. I'm looking at actors. Director. I'm. No, sorry. I'm looking at actors. Director. I'm about to get there.

I'm almost at the. He's going to get there, ladies and gentlemen. The Visit. The Visit. The Visit. And The Village. He made two movies that sound like that. Yeah.

Signs. The Village. He made Signs. Yeah. I haven't seen Signs. I love Aliens, though. He made some movie called, I never saw it. It's called Devil devil where a bunch

of people are in an elevator oh yeah yeah devil's in the elevator some shit but yeah so that was the last movie we saw in theaters just daniel and i and then the last movie daniel ever saw was bruce almighty i know because he texted me a quote from it and I hadn't seen it and I was so confused it was the night before everything yeah it was the night before and I was like what does this mean and I found out it was just a quote from it it was a good night we just went out for a jog

went skinny dipping in Markiplier's swimming pool smoked some weed and hash you could say it's meth I did actually watch Bruce Almighty did you ever go skinny dipping in Markiplier's pool? Yeah.

Sometimes I go out there after everyone went to sleep and I just get naked and dive on in. Swimming naked feels so good. It's very freeing. I want to say the reason we watched Bruce Almighty is because we watched an episode or something of Black Mirror with Mark.

And it was like, that's not the mood we're going for. And so we put on Bruce Almighty. Well, you also wanted to strengthen your relationship with God and that's a good way to do it. It's gotta be, it was definitely, you and I tried to show Mark Borat and he hated it. Oh yeah. How could you hate Borat, man? Well, he didn't hate it.

He's like, this movie sucks. He just, he was apparently, the cringe was too much for him. Some people can't do cringe comedy. Like, it actually, like, I know I have friends that don't like Nathan for you because they're like, I just can't watch it. It's too much. You know me, like, I'm very, I visually cringe if something's uncomfortable. Like, but I still love it. I still think it's like such a funny idea.

It's like, it's so good funny idea. And it's like, it's so good. Dry humor and cringe are like two of my absolute favorites. I think it's some of the funniest stuff. Well, I celebrate it much like how the reason I got into film was through the intense feeling of fear. Cause when I watched jaws, I was like,

Oh, how does this thing on a screen scare me? It makes me feel this. And then like, you know, watching kids is, you know, you get sad,

watching kids with problems, watching kids movies, you'll like get sad and you know cry and then jaws introduced like this intense fear where it was like holy fuck this is an adult movie like whoa that can make me feel all these different emotions and so i feel like cringe works in the same way for me where like even though i'm affected by it i am always just like it this thing affected me i like being affected by shit because there's so many times in the movies you and i so many occasions well we'll go into a movie theater and we'll just kind of like be just watching it and then we'll get out and be like well that was kind of boring are we do we just not get it what's going on like especially with

comedies when we yeah like well i mean's, that's our fault for seeing like, Will Ferrell's Get Hard or Pixels. Or Pixels. We saw that one in theaters. We did. Fuck Pixels, man. What?

Come on. Dude, Kevin James is the president of the United States of America. Pixels sucks. And I love Adam Sandler, just like walk into the White House and like walk into like a classified briefing. Hey, hey,

fatso. You're not supposed to be at the I told you not to meet me in the Oval Office. What are you doing here buddy? And he like knows like the head of the CIA by like name. Skibbity bee. Skibbity bow. What a great movie though. Pixels? Yeah. Okay it's not the worst

it's not like one of the worst movies ever. I want to see Jack and Jill. Just bad. Cause I know how bad it is. I've never seen it though. I don't think I want to see Jack and Jill. It's just bad. Because I know how bad it is. I've never seen it though. I don't think I want to see Jack and Jill. No way, no how. I thought of a really good what are the odds recently for you.

Oh, what are the odds we do ad reads right now? Ah, fuck. Come on, got to pick a number. 100. Okay. Three, two, one, four. Ah. Well, here they are.

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At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. Welcome back. Ooh, I chugged a whole bottle of hennessy in between that a whole bottle yep i just saw some news that struck my fancy kyle massey much like drake bell is in trouble for for talking to not just like it's one thing to like be like i don't know why for some reason it's always the age that like really makes it worse

like a minor in general but like all of a sudden this girl was 13 fuck 13 years old my man Kyle Massey sending explicit photos

to a 13 year old like what the fuck Kyle Massey of That's So Raven charged with felony for immoral communication with a minor because I had heard

about this a long time ago but he was never charged because it takes a while for shit to get to court or whatever um has been charged with one count of immoral communication with a minor according to the court documents filed in june um let's see the charge comes after massey was sued in early 2019 for allegedly sending explicit photos texts and videos to a 13 year old girl. Jesus Christ, dude. Why?

Like why? Why do people do that? And, and Drake, Jared, Drake Bell. What's up with these dudes named Jared, dude?

Drake Bell. You know, he, he tried to flee to Mexico to make all of his problems. Do you think that's why he did it? Cause of like this shit? I don't know. I mean, it's interesting.

But here's what. How the time frame works. Here's what really I think is the worst part about his situation. I read an article about it and it said that, you know, he was doing all of this when the girl was 15, but it said that they had established a relationship several years prior. Oh, my God. So several means like more than two. So that means she was like.

Several means at least two. So at the best case scenario, she was 13. Best case scenario. No, no, no. I mean, that came out wrong. Dude, best case scenario, she's 13. There's people that I saw talking online that used to work at Disney World or something, saying that they used to see him hanging out with younger fans there, and he would walk up and down whatever it's called, Century Street or Boulevard.

I can't remember what the streets name are in Disneyland, but he'd walk up and down trying to get recognized by people. Just kind of like what we do at little tokyo yeah when we uh when we wear our super mega merch and we take our masks off yep and we'll be outside of a restaurant going ah we have to get back to working to super mega soon i'll go yes yes yes ryan daddy likes but i think that um also i was Austin Jones like setting the record straight video last night because I'd forgotten about him. Because I was looking up YouTubers last night. He's in jail still, right?

Yeah, for 10 years. Okay. Until 2029. But I was looking up YouTubers that either are in jail or something crazy has happened. And I saw Austin Jones. Explaining the situation. I only watched like five minutes of it. And he's lying the whole time.

But it's like, Jesus Christ, dude. It's so fucking gross. He is, he just looks so like, he's like, I have to set the record straight. He should set his hair straight more like. Because that's a, woo! It's like, I know. It's crazy, i know it's that old type of uh youtube hair he tries to victim or that nickelodeon hairstyle yeah he victimizes himself the whole video he like taught like tries depending on his sister's death he's like i was in a dark place from my sister's death and then he he's

i mean he's like i missed her so much that i had the contact of 15-year-old. 13. Or 12. 12-year-old. And then the worst, he starts saying like, when people started, you know, bullying me online for this, I thought of suicide. I planned my suicide. And I was ready to do it. And it's like, dude, shut the fuck up with like victimizing yourself. You literally got nude videos from like a 12-year-old. I have problems in general with creators using mental health as some sort of get out of free pass.

Yeah. Or- Oh, he was going to commit suicide? Or the many streamers who use mental health as their- Personality? Their personality. Yeah. Which I find just gross.

I just find it gross. Especially someone, you know, who has been through a traumatic situation involving mental health. So it's like, you know, it is gross. But you're like, I have no problem with creators talking about mental health and their mental health.

Bring light to it. Like if you're depressed, I think that's fine if a creator talks about their depression or their anxiety. But the ones that – there are people that make it their whole like depressed is their personality. There needs to be a space for people to talk about it openly in a public forum. So people – when you see that other people are going through kind of the same thing. Yeah. Similarly the same thing. It's cool.

I don't think it's good even. I don't think it's good because. But there is a fine line between using it as an advantage to gain a certain sect of an audience and to keep them loyal to you. You know what I mean? I'm talking about Eddie Burback again. I'm sorry, Eddie. They're throwing shade. No, that's what dan does

no i'm not we're not gonna name anyone specific no there's yeah you know every every kid and and teenager like has problems and and goes through a lot of new anxiety it's a huge changing yeah i had a lot of anxiety so much when i was a teenager going through like puberty and shit and like if I had been attached to a creator at the time like a parasocial relationship that was all about being depressed it's like that's gonna make my shit worse yeah and they're and they're I don't know it's just my opinion maybe maybe it's different maybe people disagree and that's fine but maybe maybe my past has skewed my view but that's just the way i i kind of see a lot of it is i i see it as just gross and manipulative in a way that that i'm not a fan of creators like manipulating an impressionable fan base fucking logan paul

did you see his video he put out about some cryptocurrency? Yep. It's like, dude, fuck you. You're literally using your fans like to make a quick buck and make them lose money. Well, he doesn't. It's the. I love there are people who said that he learned his lesson. He went on the podcast. I've grown from this. They don't learn their lesson.

He's still the same person. Like, what do you imagine? You grow up with like the douchiest piece of shit father. Hey, Greg Paul is a good man. Who teaches you these things and, like, that probably pits son against son and does all this shit. I'm not giving them an excuse the way they act the way they do. You can just follow it down the tree. At some point, you're personally responsible for your own mis misdeeds which they are old enough now to be responsible

for their own misdeeds god sometimes i think like they've been old enough and this was 2017 like new year i i forgot that logan paul legitimately showed a guy who killed himself in his video for views that might have been like one of the only times I was super ranty on Twitter. It's ridiculous, man. I was red with anger. It's not the first time Matt has. It was 2018. Oh, it was 2018?

Yeah. So I believe it was 2018. Somewhere around there. And I know that's far removed from 2015 and stuff but still like I mean shit lingers and it it it it pushed the the wrong nerve clicked the wrong button yeah so but it doesn't matter I I called it like it was all it did was all it was was a big promotional campaign for him and it doesn't matter and that dude's definition of there's no such thing as bad press he made someone's fucking suicide uh a campaign for himself and he can apologize all he wants but people know like people who like actually just don't feed into bullshit which i

think are i i would hope most people and not I think most of his fans are children still I think they they realize that that's all it ever was and it's it's there's a reason you know you can forgive and forget certain things it's always good to forgive people and give them the benefit of the doubt but with when there's people like Logan I'm not going to say they're never going to change but just the way they have their life set up and the way they've been living their life there's no room for them to change a great deal they don't want to unless they actually want to right it's like an alcoholic or like some sort of addict he's an addict to attention he's an addict to money he's an addict he's an addict to just all these different things and uh he's probably just he's just like a narcissist

and there's no way of fighting against that. There you go. Those fuck because even negative attention they love. Yeah. They love every amount

of attention. No such thing as bad press. So there is literally no winning unless they fade out of existence but they do stuff so frequently that pisses people off

that they're not going to. I thought they'd be gone by now because you remember I remember back in like 2016 we talked about them on a podcast and we're like and a couple oh no they're not gonna be around a couple years now it's 2021 and they're very relevant he's like he's like one of the he's one of youtube's babies one of them's gonna get arrested eventually for something i'm just probably not i think jake is going to go to jail for something okay calling it out so people can clip this later okay um maybe drug related

like selling drugs or yeah being part of a drug ring i don't know dude what he had so many guns at his house like and sniper rifles and shit also the fbi doesn't do a no knock raid unless they have evidence to go off how long ago was that though, though? Over a year, I think. But also, people like, I don't, nothing came of that. Was it something to do with one of his friends or some shit like that? It had nothing to do with him personally? I don't know. Well, the FBI is probably not going to disclose why they did a raid,

but it could be part of an ongoing investigation, which is why we still haven't heard anything about it. But I don't know. Well, I mean, they just, they make, they just make many millions of dollars just for one event. Like the whole Mayweather versus Logan thing. Oh, it doesn't matter if you lose. You're making millions. Paul versus, what the fuck?

The retired UFC slash retired Olympic champion that had hip problems. Forgot his name. That he knocked out, like, within the first five seconds or whatever. Damn. Or, like, 20 seconds. The only thing I will say, like, that's a compliment to them is I think they're good at boxing. But that's because they have, like, brute strength. They have a very good physique

look if those boys are ripped i wish i could look like the one good thing people can say about you is that you you look good you know that that's not much it's everything to them though but oh well at 22 i bought my first house for5 million. And a lot of it is jealousy, you know? I want a million dollars. I want multi-million dollars to go goof around in a boxing ring. I want half a million dollars. I've never had that kind of money. If you and I hosted a boxing tournament, Super Mega vs. Game Grumps, we'd at least make $2,000.

Yeah, we could. I call Danny. Okay. I'm going to snatch his wig off. I'll get Aaron. Yeah. I think for the weight classes, that makes sense too. Maybe.

I mean, yeah, probably. Danny's a frail little old man. Very light. We could just go in at the same time and it's just like a big, not even tag team, just 2v2. You take Dan when he's open. I'll take Aaron when he's open. And then we can crisscross applesauce. Hands in your lap.

I don't know, man. Aaron might have some strength. He works out. I'm not saying that he would be easy to take down. I'm just saying that that would be the more fair fight. Yeah. I don't think you and Aaron would be fair. We were talking about this at my place the other day. Or Danny and I probably wouldn't be fair. When Ryan and I were talking, I was saying that in a a fight you would decimate me and you were saying that's not true and i'm like ryan there's no way humans have an extraordinary capability of i mean you would

have it too though the rage and also the only literally the only thing i have over you is reach like i could i could my arm is longer so i could maybe hit you have a lot of reach with your legs you got a lot of reach with your arms but you have so much strength and force that i wouldn't be able to yeah we were putting it through the scenario it's like you get one thing in and then i just kind of like put my head down and like just barrel towards you yeah i think you'd probably like just grab me and bring me down yeah i think that um i just have to keep it close i would get I would get one punch in. Yeah. You might get multiple.

If you want to knock someone out, do a haymaker right here to the temple. I'd fight dirty, man. I'd pull your eyes out, grab your nuts and twist them. If you're having a street fight, there are no rules. The street always wins. As a Don Toretto, whatever isn a Don Toretto

Whatever isn't John Toretto John Travolta rhyme No What's fucking Bald man's name From Fast and Furious You don't know

You've never seen The Fast and Furious movies Yeah I haven't seen The Fast and Furious movies God they are fast though Don Toretto I think Is his name They are furious

That's one of the lines From it was Fast 7 Because I remember Just being Damn you know in amazement. Jackson really likes the Fast and Furious movies. So I've seen 7, 8, and Shobbs and Haw. And I had never liked a single one. I've been like, okay, I'm going to go into it for the goofy action.

I'm going to watch it like I would King Kong versus Godzilla or something. I'm going to go into it just expecting a fun ride and it's like I just you know you just get bored of the action yeah

I've had movies where it's like that's how I felt when I saw Avengers cause it was like it's just understandable over and over

and over but I think I have I think I have a a a weak spot for superheroes I love those superhero movies I'm watching the Loki TV show right now.

Is that why you like me? Because you look like Loki? No, because I'm a superhero. You are a superhero in my eyes. You're a fucking superhero, Ryan. Thanks, man. You're fucking, when you donated your t-shirt

to Goodwill recently, fucking amazing. Of course. Fucking hero to the community. I am a hero. I love the thing, you know, that Goodwill always like, they, when I arrive, they have like a banner up.

Yeah. Confetti's already flying from the sky. It's crazy because they need their underwear. And I give I, you know, I give them some great hand me down underwear. I want to donate soiled underwear to Goodwill. I don't think you can donate. No, you can't. Have you can't have you tried is that why you know i might i might have done it by accident we can't we can't take these sir you take it up your ass shove it up your ass biatch i do love goodwill goodwill great shopping place to get some good shirts good good, good, the threat, the, like the electronics and stuff.

You find some cool stuff. Did we do a second ad read spot? No, but I guess that, uh, I guess we can just do it here. Just Mr. Business is looking at, looking at me through the window and he's doing the whole like hand, like finger on the wrist thing. Okay. We'll do it. Okay.

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Oh, man, the weather has been so nice lately. The weather outside is epic. And the fire is so decrepit. I don't know. It rhymes. Dude, nothing makes me happier than the holiday season. I just want to press a button and be in it. Halfway there.

No, no, no. Because I just listen to the songs on the radio all the time. We're about to be exactly halfway. Put some vinyl on. Christmas movies. Yeah, we're almost there. Because the holiday season for me just kind of starts in the last quarter of the year, like Q4. Yeah, I like starting it early.

Because it's just October, November, December. You got Halloween, Thanksgiving-ish. I start right after Halloween. I never really celebrate Thanksgiving. I can't remember the last time I celebrated Thanksgiving. We should do something this year. Okay. Might be fun.

You were going to come for Thanksgiving last year, but that's when you had your colon. That's right. Which sucked. Because it was good. It was tasty. Was it? We should all get together and do a little Thanksgiving. A Friendsgiving.

Okay. I'll bring the peppermint schnapps. Mmm, my favorite. Chug, chug. That shit, it's just mouthwash, man. How is it any different from mouthwash? Mouthwash is alcoholic. Yeah,

but they put, I mean, you're not supposed to just straight sip at mouthwash. That would make me sick. Well, some people do. Do they? Yeah. Is that like a way that people like is that like it's alcohol? Because you don't have to have an ID to buy Listerine. But it's alcoholic and

you know it's minty. A lot of homeless people and alcoholics will buy Listerine. Especially in places when you can't buy liquor on like Sundays. I know a lot of alcoholics. You know a lot of alcoholics. You know a lot of alcoholics? I'm part of AA.

Takes one to know one. Fucking Jesus Christ, dude. I told you to stop making fun of that. Sorry. But a lot of people will drink that, just chugging down Listerine. The super mega Listerine challenge. I love mouthwash. Really?

Makes me feel like if I'm going out somewhere, instead of like putting in some gum, I'll just... I do like mouthwash. You ever like hold an ant and just fucking burn?

I'm getting ready to kiss some boys, you know? Put some mouthwash in. Definitely. Men. All right, Drake. Drake Bell, not... But every...

The boys. The boys. The boys. The boys. When you're ready to kiss, the boys. Not some boys. As in the mid to late 20s boys that I know. And Eddie Burback lies about his age. He's only 18.

There's no way he's only 18. Oh, I saw his ID. He's 18. Because he's aged so much, he has to say he's like 25. Yeah. You know? It's weird seeing my sister's 30 say he's like 25. Yeah. You know? It's weird seeing my sister's 30th birthday

is coming up next month. Gus and Eddie are younger than us? Or me, I guess? How old are they? Are they around, I feel like they're around the same age. I think actually I'm older than both of them.

Really? Let me look up their birthdays. I remember, there was someone recently. I call Gus. I call Eddie. There was recently some, we gotta go on their fucking podcast. See, yeah. Gus is like my Eddie. There was recently some... We gotta go on their fucking podcast.

See, yeah. Gus is like my age. He's like 26. Oh, 26? Eddie is. He's a June birthday like me. Oh, I'm older than Eddie. How old is Eddie?

He's born November... He's 24. Dude, whoa. His middle name is Rose? Edward Rose Burback? That's a cool ass name. Is an American. His middle name is Rose. Edward Rose Burback. That's a cool ass name. Is an American comedian and commentary YouTuber from Illinois. Better than Matt Hobbs Watson.

Sorry. I don't. No, yeah. I'll make sure to cut it out. Don't worry. You're good. Matt Hobbs Watson. Fucking.

I don't care if people know my middle name now. Really? Your real one? I don't really. I mean, I'm not going to bring it up. I don't really care. I was about to say, Really? Your real one? I mean, I'm not going to bring it up. I don't really care. I was about to say, could I say it? No, it's Hobbs.

I kind of like it. At this point, it's funny to me. Matthew Hobbs Watson. Matthew Hobgoblin Watson. Dude, I love the word. I love Hobgoblins because there's goblins when there's Hobgoblins. And Hobgoblins, just that's funny to me. Like in Spider-Man, the Green Goblin, you know, he's the Green Goblin. And then there was the Hobgoblins just that's that's funny to me like in Spider-Man the green goblin

you know he's the green goblin and then there was the hobgoblin and as a kid I was like there's another goblin enemy and there's it was this yellow goblin looking dude

what a good word goblin goblin it doesn't sound like a word anymore and look at Tyler I mean he sold a good bit of album

you know goblin goblin dude the new I haven't talked about it call me if you get lost the new Tyler album that just dropped so good I'm still I love it I haven't talked about it. Call Me If You Get Lost, the new Tyler album that just dropped. So good.

I'm still, I love it. I want to listen to it all the way through. I'm still trying to find a time probably later this week where I can just go on a long drive and listen to it.

Probably go like, It's so good, man. Down Angelus Crest or PCH or something. My favorite track on there is, Fantano said it was his least favorite track because it's like,

he said it's a really shitty mix and there's like a crackling. A lot of people are saying that one of the tracks is unbalanced in the mixing and there's like a crackling sound in the right ear. What if it's intentional? I don't know. I feel like with an album that big, you would have to go through everything so many times. I think it was supposed to be like kind of like a... He storytells about like a love triangle he was in for eight minutes straight with like no chorus.

It's really good. It's called Wilshire Wilshire Wilshire. Okay. And it's just seeing it happen on Wilshire Boulevard. Maybe that Wilshire maybe that area. But I feel like it should be Wilshire because I think of like some Irish name Wilshire because Igor was about breaking up. And then this one is about this album is about he's in love

with one of his good friend's girlfriends and they had a thing together they never like crossed the line but you know they were definitely into each other and then she ultimately leaves the friend? no no no she leaves Tyler and stays with the friend and he's upset about it

well I mean yeah what do you expect? sorry I really like it though it's good as fuck And he's upset about it. Well, I mean, yeah. What do you expect? Sorry. I really like it, though. It's good as fuck. Can guys and girls be friends? No. Will there always be this lingering sexual energy?

I'm always thinking about the pussy. Pussy, pussy, pussy on my mind. I love the people that are like, guys and girls cannot be just friends. Steve Harvey? Yeah. he said that it's like there's no way to be friends with a girl Mike Pence believes

that I've never been alone in a room with another woman and people get so butthurt about that they're like what so what he's faithful to his wife like who cares calls her mother what are you making fun of him for being faithful to his wife it's like yeah little bitch boy little bitch boy needs mommy's permission to go hang out

with with with another girl ninja ninjas like that he wouldn't he stopped streaming with female streamers to respect his wife i think he i think he streams the females now maybe I don't know what is Tyler Blevins up to Tyler the creator Blevins yeah what is this man up to you will call me ninja I wonder how much he made off that mixer deal yeah is ninja still like

I haven't heard anything from him in a while he's still big but he's not like the biggest he's 30 years old he's still huge Richard Tyler Blevins the biggest. He's 30 years old. Here, I'm going to go. He's still huge. Richard Tyler Blevins. Oh my god, his first name can be Dick? Dick Blevins? I don't know why I would

search that up. Because I know he went back to, wait, I thought he went back to Twitch. He did, because Mixer fucking... I look up Ninja, and I can't find him. Hold up. There he is. Sorry. Dude. Sorry, that was a user error god damn man some of Ninja's tweets really keep me entertained

16.7 million followers let's see what his 16.7 million? he still gets like half a million views on like his streams and shit like his his like past VODs yeah well I mean I'm

I guarantee for the Mixer mean I'm doing I bet I guarantee for the mixer deal I have to get started in the streaming again yeah yeah once I'm just

I just want to set up my studio but I have no desk yet so I can't fucking I want to move my bed into the room that was my studio and switch them out because it's smaller

you're really struggling with that bit I it sucks I just can't set up my studio yet and that's all I want to do so So you're just going to move the bed? That's it? Yeah, and the TV. So you have to like take apart the bed

or are you going to like... Yeah. So I got to do that and it's not, I can do that in an afternoon, but it's the main thing is it's like I don't want to move it until I actually can set up my studio because right now if I move it into that room I won't have the TV, you know, I won't have my dresser or anything yet. So it's like I'm just going to do it all at once, but should move it into that room I won't have the TV I won't have my dresser or anything yet

so it's like I'm just going to do it all at once but should I repaint that room? the old studio? the jade? I like the colors people online told me it was really fucking ugly but I like it but sometimes I wonder why live

this is your safe place right? why live in your wonderful little is your safe place right why live my liberal safe space why live in your wonderful little cave that's all you based on other people's opinions exactly true if you like it fucking do it um but but i look at it sometimes that's why i never vacuum i'm wondering if maybe i should have gone like a lighter mint color maybe. Who cares? I like it. It looks fine. No, not for other people's opinions,

like my own. If you want to change it, then change it. Maybe I should do like green screen green. I have a lot of green walls in the house. I get a headache

with that green screen green. Oh, yeah. I'll do it just cherry red. I'd had Coca-Cola red. We've talked about this many times. I had a friend that had that too it was upsetting probably made me an angry boy throughout my childhood where is it your room blue it's tuesday it's taco tuesday where are the tacos mother pussy boy come

down for tacos it's taco tuesday pussy boy growing up i had a friend his dad was like big fucking like masculine buff dad and he'd always like they those kids were like whipped and uh he'd be like boys front and center and they'd like go running downstairs and like click their heels and salute oh they they yeah they remember the parents that like if you didn't say yes sir yes ma'am they maybe that's a southern thing but remember jim was one of them that's so stupid making your kid call you sir man my mom you should have a personal relationship not like this weird dynamic of power and respect i mean you should have like a i mean there's always a dynamic like of respect you should have for power if they're doing their job correctly if your parents a shitty parent then but i had friends that if like he didn't say yes ma'am to his mom he would just be like yes she'd be she'd be like

what yes what no that's no as a teenager to it yes to a t that's how that's how jim is i would never make my kid call me sir she'd be like are you ready for school yep Yep. Then Jim would be like, excuse me? I'd be like, what? What? It's excuse me, sir. And I'd be like,

oh, excuse me, sir. And also, it's yes, ma'am. I'm like, okay. Imagine. It's one of those, see, at my dad's household, I never had to follow any strict rules like that

because my dad saw me as a human being and not as like, I guess, a little subordinate little subordinate it's crazy man just because I feel like you can you can't really get a close connection

with your parent if they make you do that kind of stuff because it feels like you and also it's like you can there's there are households where there's no for sure for sure but I feel like it's not about it it's not like I okay I think for me personally it would feel harder maybe other people i'm sure there's plenty that do i was the type of person if i was eating like pringles chips you'd be like chew with your mouth

closed i'm like uh and i'd be like because it's loud it's chips i'm like i i am then i'd get in trouble for back talking them or not saying sir and sir. Now you can backtalk him and he can't do anything about it. Dude, I can push him over for fun. Yeah, we can table. What's he going to do? We should tabletop him next time we're in town. I can have his little insulin shot. Ooh, ooh.

And he's jumping for it. We'll play monkey in the middle with it. Yeah. And then we'll tabletop. That sounds good to me. We got to start tabletopping Jackson. But then he's going to try to tabletop us and he's going to go too far with it. I'm going to crack my skull.

That's when you just like really hard like do a back kick. Just kick him in his stomach. Take the air out. And then use him as a stepping stool. I got tabletopped once at Carowinds on a field trip on the concrete, dude. Tabletopping was something in middle school for me that it was like big and more big in like middle school this was 9th grade

I think around there I got tabletopped and I just remember how fucking bad it hurt like I was trying to hide it because there were like so many other people around it scares you too it scared me but I fucking I hit the concrete so hard and i remember i was trying to hold back tears because it hurts so bad and it's one of those

times when you get hurt and you like can't breathe because it hurts so bad not even from the wind being knocked out of you but like you just like want to tense up and be like focus on the pain i hate that type of shit when i fell off the skateboard it was kind of like that but i had to like play it off like i was okay oh wow that was crazy yeah you got right back up that was I was surprised well I mainly got back up because the skateboard went in the street and I was like I just bought that's what I noticed I was like looking into the street and like my reaction of just like internally I was like just scared that that like a car was going to run it over or something and then I was worried that you were going to go running out into the street after the skateboard.

Well, I did. You did, but you waited until it was more safe than you'd be sorry. Right, right. I have not... That skateboard is still in my trunk from that day. Dude, I haven't rode my one wheel around because I have... What? Because there's a flea infestation in my backyard.

It's my practice area. Oh, you ride in the backyard? Yeah. Why don't you take it around your neighborhood? That is true. Yeah, I need to. You got the pipe. I'm afraid of falling in front of the kids.

I'm so glad you finally got it. There's probably so many podcasts. I love it. It's fun. Should I get a one wheel? Finally got it, man. I don't know how to get rid of these fucking fleas, dude. Terminex has come twice.

Let's see some suggestions. I've used personal spray. My pro, okay. Here's my problem. They're not in my yard. Cause I have the yard and then like a little, they're not in the grass. They're not in the grass.

Oh, cause they put granules at least when I, cause I tested, I walk around in the grass. None of none jump on me. They're like, there's these shaded, there's like a shaded patio area.

And they're like, I guess in shaded, there's like a shaded patio area. And they're like, I guess in the cracks or something of the concrete, or maybe there's a fucking dead animal under something. I don't smell a dead animal. So I don't, I don't know where they're hiding.

They're not in my yard, but they're like in the concrete area. And Terminex has come. They've treated my yard twice. They've also- They sprayed the cracks? They, they-

Try Raid. Raid is great. They sprayed a little. You can't use Raid outside. Maybe I can find stuff that's safer outside. I used it outside probably not supposed to but but and then i've i also got some stuff from home depot where you attach it to your hose and you spray it outdoors and i covered every crack and i covered i made sure all of that shit was wet and maybe i need to use something with a different chemical in it i i truly don't know. But I have been dealing with them.

I can't go into my own backyard. I can't let Lego on the backyard. I have to take them out like in the front right now. That's so weird, especially that there's no host they're living on. There's just like a lot of fleas on concrete. Lego's medicated. So if they get on him, they die. So he doesn't have fleas.

Yeah. No. That's so weird. They're not in the house. They're like not in the carpets or anything. That's good because that's the worst. Because I've had guests stay weird they're not in the house they're like not in the carpets or anything that's good because that's the worst because i've had guests stay and they they're not getting but it's it's only in the back shaded patio areas like i don't know if could they be living

like in like in some cardboard that i have out there could they be living in i don't know what hey where they are please fucking suck it's this war that i'm in right now and i and i don't understand how to get rid of them. Ryan versus the fleas. It is. Like, I'm actually at a loss of what to do. I'm going to call another exterminator because Terminex says, like, we don't really have anything to apply to concrete. We usually just do it in the yards.

And I'm like, that's bullshit. You're Terminex. Your whole shit is to, like, get rid of pests, right? What if you have to tent your whole house is for that i wouldn't imagine like they'd have to just tent the backyard as i said they're not in my house they're not in the front they're not in the yard area they're like on the border of the yard area like where the concrete is and stuff and i don't know why because i look it up and they're not supposed to be they're not they're not supposed to like exposed areas los angeles flea control i'm looking

at fleas on concrete patio it was a suggested search same day flea removal los angeles i might just have to call one of call one of these boys how to wait how to kill fleas on a concrete floor mix one cap full of flea shampoo per gallon of water and i've essentially i essentially did that with that flea shit that i sprayed outside i might have to reapply at night so the sun doesn't dry it up. You need to treat the entire... Okay, wait. It just said... Borax is good.

Great movie. It says you need to treat the entire house and yard at the same time on a weekend. Take the cat to a friend's... Okay. Vacuum the entire house and sweep them off all the floors. I vacuum multiple times every day they're not in the house

that's so weird that they're only outside it's good but only outside and in the back and you know how much I love how's a boy supposed to smoke a bong out in the back that's where my bike is too and I can't like and I'm not scared to go ride my bike because I wear long pants and like they're not gonna you know do anything then so it's like I'll still go ride bike, but I like want to work on my bike or check tire pressure or just go out there and look at it and sit on it.

Sometimes I just want to hang out in the back and watch Lego run around, but I can't do any of that. I feel like I'm a hostage in my own backyard. Wait, do you still have that couch on your patio? No, that's gone. So you have nothing like fabric. Remember the last quote unquote infestation I had? I got rid of that couch, had the yard treated by Terminex. Perfect.

It was done. There must be something they're like their headquarters in. The flea headquarters. Maybe the possums that. If there's a dead animal, they're not going to be on it. Not a dead animal. Maybe there's like possums or rats living under the shed. Hmm. Maybe. Is it on that part of the patio i mean yeah your shed is i think that they have a little headquarter somewhere where they plan their attacks on

but i sprayed like the borders of that area i even sprayed like into like the yard trash i sprayed into on i sprayed everything in my backyard with this shit. Man, dude, you really are at war with these fleas. And I go out there and all of a sudden five will be on my legs.

Hate it, hate it. And I'll just, I'll do that bit and more will start jumping off. It's just, dude, you can start a flea circus.

You have enough. I do have enough. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Damn. Let's see some suggestions in the comments guys uh because ryan just can't get rid of these i just want to relax i'm just constantly in anxiety or like right i don't want to just thank god they're not inside well when like like

gray visits you know we're not going to be able to go out in the backyard and that's a nice chill spot you guys can all come bring Lego. You guys can all stay at my place. Kind of a big sleepover. But there's, there's not really a good place to like take Lego. I have a, I have it for like the sidewalk area.

Well, I have a little like back patio area. That's, that's pretty big, pretty long, but he could go poo poo and pee pee in. And as long as I pick it up, right?

Yeah. Go for it. It's like, it's like gravel. So, well, that's, it-pee in as long as I pick it up, right? Yeah. Go for it. It's like gravel, so. Well, that's something that I'm – I'll give an update whenever I have it fixed. But right now, they seem to – nothing seems to be stalling these goddamn fleas. They're in their little headquarters with a table with a single light where they're laying out blueprints. It's like, here's the plan of attack.

When Ryan comes outside, five of you are going to jump here. This is everything I've done to try to stay like everything in order. Um, Terminix, they applied granules the first time into my, into the yard, which is just, you know, yeah. And then, uh, that wasn't working. So in between their second trip, uh, their first and second trip, I, I read that they don't like salt. So I took a bunch of salt and just sprinkled it into every crack on the back patio. And then they came and the dude reapplied a different type of granule with a scent that apparently helps repel fleas. It doesn't kill them, but it helps repel the scent.

And then he also – he's like like i'm not supposed to do this but i'm gonna spray i'm gonna spray some of this stuff because i saw some of them jumped around so he did spray some of my patio and then a few days after that i took it upon myself to spray down my whole patio not the yard like just the whole patio with that shit they're still here they're still there and not even a dent they're not less of them it seems just as much you know what you didn't try what praying that you know i actually i actually pray real quick dear god can you please get rid of these fleas for me if you get rid of these fleas i will promise to not I will promise to try to not be as disrespectful to you and your beliefs

and your way of life dear God please get rid of these fleas because fleas I know you created them technically right Satan created fleas no God created all living beings there are fleas on the ark created fleas. No. God created all living beings. There are fleas on the ark. Two

fleas. Dude, fleas are just parasites. They serve no purpose. If they went extinct, good riddance. They serve no fucking purpose. Is the only purpose that they serve in an ecosystem food for like other? It's selfish. A parasite serves no

purpose to an ecosystem. If you got a tapeworm inside yourself. You can use it to lose weight. That serves purpose. A parasite is only selfish in their survival. That sucks. Yeah, man. I fucking hate fleas and flea bites are the worst.

Yeah. They stay for so long and they itch and they like welt up. Ryan versus the fleas, bro. I'll grab them. I still have my flea prison. Flea prison. It's not much of a prison when it's just a bunch

of floating corpses. You know what, actually what you could try is get one of those butane torches and just go slowly in the crack like that and all the cracks

for the butane torch. Yeah. True. you know, like shh, shh, because you know, that would, they're also like on the patio

so they're jumping around so it's not just like, I don't know. Well Because, you know, that would shit pot. They're also, like, on the patio, so they're jumping around. So it's not just like, I don't know. Well, I don't. You think me spraying the patio would, like, kill all the ones that were on there? Do the butane torch and then get Raid and spray it all over it. Because I've used Raid outside before. Not supposed to. Because it's bad for the environment?

Yeah. But it'll kill those fleas. Maybe. Fuck the environment, man. What has it done for us? I mean, I've used. I've used. We'll see.

It's just a constant war. But I prayed. So the left, I mean, maybe some, some commenters have been through the same scenario and they're like, this worked for me. And I'd love to read some of those comments. I had the same problem. I couldn't get them out of my space. So I used this.

But I think what's difficult about mine is that they're not in the yard. It's that they're not in the yard. That's weird. On the patio for some reason. Could they be coming from your neighbor? Jumping over the fence? No, underneath. They jump all the way over the fence.

Like coming from stray cats in the alleyway and stuff? Maybe there's rats and stuff in the alleyway? Well, a couple of animals shouldn't create an infestation of fleas. That's weird. Because they should be on the animal and not... Yeah. What are they living on? Because they need a host. That's the thing. I don't know. That's they living on? Because they need a host. That's the thing.

I don't know. That's why they do carpet. Like they need a host to get on. Squirrels, birds that come into my yard. They like jump on them, feast and then travel with them or jump off and lay their eggs in the cracks of the lawn. In this episode, the boys talk about the mysterious fleas for 45 minutes. Fleas suck.

And the reason they jump on you immediately is because it's the warmth. They can detect your CO2 levels. We're too cold for them. That's why they don't stay on us. Also, they don't really have a place to have their eggs laid. Well, I mean, they don't really care if it stays on. The problem with the fleas laying their eggs on your pets is that the pets will lay on things, and then the eggs will go across the entire room.

They can lay up to 50 eggs per day or two or something like that. Yeah, they're crazy, man. I looked up flea jumping in slow motion. Look at that. Watch. Ready? Jump, bro. Come on. They can... Look at that. Watch. Ready? Jump, bro. Come on.

Come on! Oh. No. It's not moving yet. It's going to. There we go. Oh, shit. Dude, I hate fleas so fucking much.

I see them jump. It's just like a... You can't even register how fast they jump. What they look like up close. Yeah, they're fucking horrible. Bugs are terrifying up close. A lot of things are. But look at this.

This guy has a flea circus. He has it pulling this little weight. Wait, does he? Yeah. Look up flea circuses and then we can... 40 eggs each day. Look at this dude. Wait.

Like, he's got all his little tools set up. We could make a video where we make a flea circus. Just hear him bouncing. Hold that up to the mic listen that's them all jumping around in a jar you can feel when they jump on like i have this sense now when one oh you can feel it yeah they're also hard they're pretty hard they have like a good shell for their size because when you hold them you can like pinch your fingers together and just feel them. Yeah. They're resilient, man.

But let's just end it with flea talk, I guess. Yeah. Call this one Ryan versus the fleas. I will. Or some shit like that. Some shit like that. Some shit like that. But thank you all for watching.

This was episode 251 of the Super Mega Podcast or Super Mega Cast. And there will be another one next week. Crazy how that works. See you at the super mega podcast or super mega cast. And there will be another one next week. Crazy how that works. See you at the 252. And we should have some big stuff coming soon. So keep your eyes peeled. Peel your eyes off. Hasta la vista, baby.

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