supermegashow - EP 255 - Long Distance Podcast

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

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Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need. Angie has over 20 years of home service experience, and they've combined it with new tools to simplify the whole process. Bring them your project online or with the Angie app, answer a few questions, and Angie can handle the rest from start to finish.

Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. Which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I.com. Wow. Hey, guys. Notice anything different? That's right. I got a brand new microphone. This one cost a good bit. Joe Rogan one we were using. This one put us definitely in in in the poor house yeah oh yeah it's which is a little shed we built out back of the super megaplex for justin to stay in when he

comes and visits yeah this one was at least half a year of patreon uh money uh but i hope that the audio quality is worth it and that you guys will appreciate uh really how much effort we put into this podcast um hear all the highs and lows, real crisp, the base of my voice. And when I get really loud, you know, it sounds really good. Oh, I'm sure, uh, the, the audio wizard will, will try his best, but you know, there's not much that he will have to do to fit. Cause it's such a perfect microphone off the bat. Well, well, Ryanyan you see the problem with microphones like this is they're actually so high quality that sometimes audio engineers

don't even know what like they they look at it and the computer can't handle it and and they even if they've they have a master's degree uh in audio engineering they won't have the first clue on what to do because this is like this would be like if you showed a physicist quantum mechanics they're not going to understand it you know oh yeah to episode 252 of the stupid megacast 252 did i say 252 you did 55 to just three off it all it rhymes too so i understand the confusion. Sorry, sorry, 252. I mean, 255, I did it again. Come on, brother. In the words of Brittany, I did it again.

We're like a good almost month away from 252. Yeah, I know. I don't know. I did it twice just now. You know what? It's because I looked at the number 52 on my computer screen as i'm recording this that's just what i'm gonna say so our i'm i'm happy to announce though that uh matt got mama kim's the first mama kim's the boys have had since covid cracked down. So I want to get a big round of applause

for Matthew. How was it? How was it being back at Mama Kim's, Matt? It's so good, man. The steak is so juicy and it's not chewy. You just drowned it in the white sauce, right? Oh my God, I drowned that shit.

I didn't actually go to Mama Kim's. What? My sister ordered it. So you send me the picture making me think that you got it? No, I mean, I did get it. I ate Mama Kim's. It was just delivered instead of. Oh, okay.

I thought you were just saying that you sent me a picture that your sister took of it. No, no, I ate it. It was delicious. It was so good. I'm probably going to get it again while I'm here. The important thing is that you had, it entered your stomach. Mama Kim's has entered your soul, your body, your mind and spirit. It went through my entire digestive tract and my body absorbed all the nutrients from it.

Dude, how heavy did you feel? I always feel like a fucking brick after I eat Mama Kim's. Oh, I had to go lay down afterwards. Dude, that's one thing I've noticed as I get older. It's like certain meals, it's like, I have to go lay down now. As if I just ran a fucking marathon. I can hit certain meals early on in the day and I'm like, I just don't need to eat the rest of the day. I'm good.

Usually it's when I eat garbage. One of my favorite meals is to, well, garbage is alright. But specifically loaves of bread. I'll sit down, I'll have a, what's really good is take a loaf of bread from the store, douse it in milk, let it absorb the milk, and then just eat that bad boy with a spoon. Milk bread. That's a very filling meal.

It's a famous baker's delight. Delicious. It's really good, especially if you let it sit in the sun for a bit. It gets real nice and warm, and you don't have to waste any energy turning on the stove or the mic. Because if you put it in the microwave, it expands and it can pop. See, I like putting Hawaiian sweet rolls outside in a warm pan of Fanta. And when you bring it out from outside, there's some flies, there's maybe some gnats on it,

but that only adds to the protein value of the meal. I think that that's probably one of the best treats that that you can get for the money it's just a little pan of santa it's just a pan you just put a pan outside really good and then put one of those four what is it the four count uh the little four hawaiian yeah it's perfect well what's even better actually is uh if you don't even have a pan because not everyone has access to that. A lot of, if you walk around any neighborhood in America, or honestly, the UK or anywhere,

you're going to find a house that has a birdbath. And if you just scoop some of the water out and fill that with the Fanta, it's going to get hot just the same way as the pan. And it's going to have its own little natural flavor too. Oh, the birds add something special. And people got to stop being such babies about eating bugs because bugs are, that's the future of food production on planet Earth. We're not going to be eating all this fancy bougie shit 30 years from now.

We're going to eat bugs. It's the most sustainable sustainable renewable source how else are you supposed to just help your immune system if you're not taking in you know uh negative the negative germs the bad bad germs yeah that's how you build it up people got covid it's because everyone is so is so you know so light in light in the loafers now, and they don't want to eat anything that could have any bad bacteria. So when their body isn't used to any of this stuff, so when they eat one bug, they get violently ill, or they have a handful of nightshade berries,

and they suddenly start throwing up. But if you do what Ryan and I do, and you acclimate yourself to eating dirt and bacteria and bugs and garbage, I remember the days when i could lick the sidewalk do you remember in la there was that that's the doctor's office yeah they had to pressure wash with bleach the sidewalks in la because there was the was it hepatitis outbreak was that actually was that like super real or was that like a myth going around like you're gonna get catch hepatitis by walking around with your bare feet it was

because in certain areas of la there was a huge hepatitis outbreak and a lot of homeless people would walk around without shoes on and they'd scrape their feet on the sidewalk so then that could expose there could be blood and and stuff on sidewalk. So we just need to get rid of all the people that had hepatitis. That's what I'm saying. Honestly, the best solution that I've heard is we have an excess of barges in Los Angeles, just sitting off the coast. Bring those in, load them up with homeless people, send them out in the ocean, tell them they can start a new life out there.

You know, pirates, pirates used to be such a cool theme. And no one's a pirate anymore and if you take the homeless people turn them into pirates put them on barges ship them out in the pacific they're gonna they're gonna find a purpose out there they're gonna find a new life i wish i would see like news stories and stuff of like from the bay area of lurch like where like pirates did come back and there's just giant like boats made out of tents. Like the sails are the tents and stuff like that.

Just little like shanty towns floating on like driftwood. I would love that. That would be amazing. That'd be so cool. That'd be so cool, honestly. I mean, it sucks. They probably kill a lot of people, but it'd be really cool. Well, I mean, eat the rich, right?

Come on. Yeah, exactly. There's got to be some give and take, some balance in life. And that's the balance that we're missing right now is homeless pirates, you know, going up and down the Pacific coast and ravaging, you know, all the coastal elites. Well, speaking of pirates going up and down the coast, I'd imagine they would be fishing. Speaking of fishing, Matt, we just dropped our, when's the last time we, brand new shirt was, how long ago? I guess Daddy's Boy, if you count that. That was a couple months ago. If you count that as a music, I count that more as a sketch than like a full-blown kind of like music video

type thing, though. Yeah. But Full Bubble Music Video, I guess Brand New Shirt was the last one, but we just dropped our first music video off the Super Mega album

that we're working hard on. Featuring nothing but Justin. You can go see it now on our channel. Yeah, nothing but Jason's on it, and he dropped some, he murdered that beat. he dropped some good bars and go check

that shit out it's a great music video it's got some hot babes in it I know you guys have been saying that everything we do over at Super Mega is a bit of a sausage fest and to bring more women into the picture so we thought what better way than to objectify women in bikinis so you feminists

can stop complaining now we had some women in bikinis. So, you feminists can stop complaining now. We had some women in a video. Finally. I know. I mean, we've had Pam on the podcast before, but, you know, we've... And Lindsay, negative Gemini. Yeah, but this is our first physical woman.

Or women, because we got two. So that's exciting. Yeah. Have we really never had like you guys can as in in a live action thing have we i mean no they we have i'm just it just i just need to think for a second wait kelly kelly and drunk drawing uh is has kelly is kelly from drunk drawing been the only woman that we've had visually on the channel? Just give me a second.

It's Kelly from Drunk Drawing. She's never done anything else. She's just someone we found on the streets downtown. Kelly from the Cuphead Drunk Drawing episode. Fuck, man. We gotta... See, the problem,yan is is we have such potty mouths and and potty humor is superior to whatever women think is funny and that's why well you know

it's hard to have women on the channel what women think is funny is is uh i pay no mind to so no they want to talk about gross things like periods and tampons and i that's crass that's that's lowbrow humor you know they just want to talk about their talk about poop and and farts and and and coming and that's that's what's funny and i just don't have time to listen to them talk about squirting blood out of their pussy holes or their feelings that's also equally gross luckily your mom went through menopause so i don't have to worry about that blood kind of grosses me out dude what it's it i was just i was just connecting i was i was just simply connecting no idea that's fine it's it's just

weird that you bring this up because not even two hours ago i was discussing menopause with with my mom wait were you really so it yeah so it's it's weird that in the same day you you like just two hours later i i hear the topic of my mother's menopause uh again you know that's just kind of that's that's how that's how i know that there might be a god out there it's more convenient for her she doesn't have to clean up the mess she usually breeds upon the world god that and and it gets messy trust trust me i mean when i was a kid and that that whole period shit would start up god you better you better pray we're not out in the public area snack time dangle it like a little twinkie god oh my god yeah this is yeah this is probably why we don't have

many women wanting to be in the podcast. We're like, we don't have any women on the thing. And then it's like, oh yeah, it's probably why. Probably because we just made a joke about Matt eating his mom's used tampons. Hey, dude, there's nothing wrong

with that shit. No, of course not. It's nurture. It's your blood technically too it is you know it's 50 on my blood what blood type are you i can't is that is that on my like driver's license maybe no i don't know why that's not i can't remember my blood type known because if you need an emergency blood transfusion like i'm not gonna know i'm not gonna to know. I'm not going to know. Yeah, it's like. Well, they have enough blood if it's an emergency to test my blood for what type it is.

I'm sure that's not like a hard test to do. I know. It's just like, you have no time to spare sometimes in those situations. Sure. You know, they're going to give me the wrong blood and I'm going to swell up and, you know, turn into some creepy freak and die. You know, maybe this story saved me from getting into a horrible accident and needing that blood transfusion um so tucker wanted to go

ride bikes he finally got his bike he got a bike off of craigslist he did or something like one of the one of the craigslist type sites might have even been craigslist i can't remember but he finally got a motorcycle for himself so we could ride together as brothers of the bike clan you know sons of anarchy exactly so we go and get gas then we go to a cycle gear because i needed a bluetooth headset so we could communicate while we were riding oh dude my helmet has that too we're gonna need to we're gonna need to connect you and i should go on a ride with you we should my helmet has that too we're gonna need to we're gonna need to connect you and i should go on a ride we should my helmet has like the built-in bluetooth shit

which goes considerably fast there's a bicycle right it's an electric bicycle i'm kidding it's like they put pedals on it for summary they i think they put pedals you can't even turn the foot pedals easily it's hard well also like the turning radius of it is the same as like a like a regular motorcycle where a bicycle's turning radius is like really sharp so it's it's pointless to even like try to turn while pedaling because the thing is so heavy that if i pedal it's like i think they just put them on as a loophole for some for some so it's not classified as like a motorcycle i don't know but but we could talk back and forth and i can go up to 60 mph so i can keep up with my brother so do you want unless we hit the freeway then do you want to guess how the story ends with tucker

so we just i just got our bluetooth did he do the surprise blood transfusion thing he tried to do to me no no no thank god he tricks you into getting a blood transfusion? No. Oh. His bike just wouldn't start in the parking lot after that. And so we had to wait out in the parking lot for AAA to come tow his bike away and for him to be taken home. And then... Like his mom had to come pick him up? That's what it seemed like. He just got in the... It's so sad.

It was a beautiful Suzuki motorcycle. Did he get a cheap bike? What happened? I don't know what it is. I mean, that's the problem with getting used bikes or used cars from Craigslist or something. They're not having an engine... Not an engineer, but a mechanic look at it.

Is that... An engineer. Like a dude with a hat on. But if you don't get a mechanic to look at it or or you know it's not from because a lot of dealerships have used cars on their lot um i know there's no like car facts for motorcycles yeah and like i know i know that's a little more expensive but if you if you go to get a vehicle off of craigslist you just have to expect that the uh person selling it isn't being completely honest or you might be buying something with a hidden problem that the owner is aware of that you're not aware of or the owner might not even be aware of but it's going to be coming out of your pocket pretty fast yeah because i guess

it's not like selling a car where you have to do all this documentation and stuff because i guess a motorcycle like if there's an issue with it the seller probably wouldn't want to tell you because then they're not going to get the money i just want to sell this thing is it what was wrong with it did he figure it out no we didn't figure it out the the best guess we could like come up with it just made like a weird uh so it just wouldn't start in terms of uh going from neutral and then just like the engine starting so it could be like i think it was something with like the clutch starter or something like that but that's just a guess we're we are the farthest thing from mechanics so did he get it fixed yet or is it still i mean this happened yesterday so i asked i asked him like when do you think you'd be able

to take it in and he just threw his arms up in the air so we'll we'll see that's classic tucker i feel bad for him because we were about to like take a really so excited we were gonna take a really nice ride we were gonna eventually make it to like the pch and just kind of ride up that for a bit it was gonna be a nice little ride when the sun was kind of starting to go down just a little bit it's a beautiful day was his helmet red uh no he actually got himself a another helmet because i know you he he borrowed your helmet i lent him mine but he did buy himself no he hasn't given it back i mean he's been in your house but he hasn't returned it yeah interesting he came to my house when i wasn't there and he could have just left it on my on my bedside table, but

I guess Tucker enjoys keeping things that aren't his. What the fuck? What? Dude, I think... So I met my... For those who are actually wondering why I sound like shit, I'm recording off my iPhone because Ryan and I are on opposite sides of the country right now. Holy shit, Matt. Holy fuck, dude.

You're not gonna fucking believe this what ad reads no no no no no not yet back to your story minutes back to your story deal with them back to your story after the ad reads no no ad reads yet there's a there's a little like mini foosball table for children in the room i'm in and i swear to christ i just saw i just saw one of them like move on its own jesus that's a way to bring it back from the ad reads no it's not a way to break the ad reads haven't happened yet yeah they have no they haven't dude we're contractually obligated to put ad reads in at the 15-minute mark. They didn't.

That's not contractual, the 15 and 30. They just asked for that. They just asked for that. They said, can we shoot for that? And we're giving it to them right now.

No, we're not. No, we're not. No, we're not. No. Why not? They could... Because ad reads are... Epic. They they're very epic we got to get them out of the way at some point you got to throw them in somewhere like right here no

i'm at a i'm at a beach house and now we have the people excited for the ad reads they're like oh no when are they gonna where i know they're filming at the mouth dude they're they cannot wait they're uh they're turning the volume up even louder in anticipation they're shaking and they're in their chairs like oh come on come on come on come on please do the ad reads please i have to even check i don't even know who we have but i'm sure shut Shut up, Lego. Oh, I hear him, dude. He's barking because he's excited for the ad reads. He's barking.

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Rebelsis. Ask your doctor or visit Rebelsis.ca. Order up for Rebelsis. Sorry, I'm responding to a text I got from Joe Biden. Hold on. He's hitting you up again? I thought you were doing no contact thing. hold on he's hitting you up again i thought you were doing no contact thing yeah i was trying to but it's hard it's hard because he has uh he still has a lot of my uh money from that trip we took well i know but with when with relationships like this it you know taking a time not to talk if you keep talking it's gonna make it hard he won't even mention me publicly and that's really all i want i want to just have some sort of like hey i was a part of your life i

was a big part of your life for a long time but it seems like he just wants to kind of bury it but i'm just gonna get too emotional talking about it so we can just you were telling a story before the ad reason i was saying you shouldn't you shouldn't be talking to him at all just give it a month you guys agreed on a month right yeah yeah well it's been it's not even been a week we'll see the heart wants what the heart wants matt i don't know what to tell you i know but you had some sort of story you're going on about as i'm oh my god dude you're lucky you're not here i just uh ripped one and it's it's not pleasant but you were in the middle of about to tell a story about something if you can even remember no no i wasn't weren't you right before right before we

went to ad reads it's because i interrupted you because in my mind i was like i'm gonna interrupt this story and i was like we'll get back to this story after the ad reads if i have to pause this and go back and listen to it to what you were about to say? Well, when you edit the episode, you might know. I mentioned the foosball, the little foosball man movie. Okay. They made a ping pong movie, Balls of Fury. Fantastic cinema.

And Forrest Gump. We started Super Mega. We actually wanted to play that game, and I bought the Wii game, Balls of Fury. We never played it, and I bought the Wii game, Balls of Fury. We never played it, and I still own it. Do you still have it? I still have it. Yeah, I still have it.

Is that your place? No, it's on the shelf at the office. Which Jackson is apparently doing a live stream right now of him building the new desks. Is he really? I think so. I kind of want to pop in real quick and see what he's doing. No, dude, what we should do, so he's tearing the desks apart i think but we should pop in and uh like as seriously as we can ask like what the fuck are you doing like text him like like we did why you

why are you taking why are you breaking the desks into pieces why are you taking them apart say like the other desks are for another room for when justin moves out here and we're still going to use those desks and get really upset with him for taking the desks apart. Cause he's breaking them into pieces. And I want to, I want to trickle and make him think that like he's, he was not supposed to be breaking the desks into pieces.

He is building, he's building that desk. He has, he has a desk right now flipped upside down. So I think he's building that one. I don't think the, the other desks have been torn apart yet. Let's wait until he at least finishes a desk and a half being destroyed before.

So like he's destroyed one out of the three. And then the other one is too far to be like recovered. And then that's when we can get really mad at him. I think I'm just going to have this up through the podcast. So I have like a, you know, you and I are talking. I have like a Jackson cam of him just like I have it on mute. so it's just him silently building a desk wait a second dude you could do a live jackson prank cam because you could you could have someone show up at the office right now and like as a robber scare the fuck out of him live on so i could show up right now

wait i'm thinking if there's anyone i can do what if we just caught what if we just called like a let's call the police and say someone yeah our our home security went off and we're scared someone broke into our house there's a man inside breaking our furniture into pieces and he and he's and he's got a gun on him we checked the cameras he he's he's a he's he's six-foot brunette man with a Hawaiian shirt. And we believe he's holding a handgun. Because right now he has a drill in his hand. And it kind of looks like we walked in and tripwired the place with explosives. See, he might have tripwired the whole place.

Dude, let's just call in the SWAT. Say like he has a hostage too, and he's got a gun to their head. So the SWAT team shows up, and they're going to show up, and there's going to be pieces of wood everywhere, like some deranged psycho ripping furniture apart, and he's got a drill in his hand that from a distance could look like a gun. Yeah, because anything can look like a gun. A candy bar can look like a gun. Yeah, because anything can look like a gun. A candy bar can look like a gun.

A number two pencil can look like... Well, that's just a weapon. Yeah, you can easily use a number two. Especially if you stab somebody with that, man, it's going to get the graphite in the bloodstream, and they call it lead because it's just as poisonous as lead.

Hey, you put enough force behind a Hershey's bar, and that could kill a cop. So you can never be too careful. Honestly, you could probably kill someone if you stabbed him hard enough with a Hershey's bar. No, no, no, no, no. No, but if you fired a Hershey's bar out of... Like a high pressurized cannon, yeah, maybe.

You could blow somebody's fucking head head up yeah you know like all these like companies try to be the first to do something like uh like oh we're gonna be the first drink that's on the moon and they'll send like like a bottle of coca-cola up to the moon and like put it on the surface so they can be like oh we're the first drink on the moon uh when are they gonna start getting more extreme with that and hershey's are like m and m they're gonna like shoot m and m's out of a like an assault rifle and kill people and then be like yeah the first uh candy used as a lethal weapon by the police or like you know coca-cola next protest that'll get instead of rubber bullets coca-cola makes a giant coke cannon

and knocks the moon off of orbit and it's like a taste so good it changed the tides or like decimates the coast the tides are changing for the for new coke oh my god dude well we're gonna be fucked in like a decade i mean that's what nasa said yeah it's like i think mid-2030s is when things kind of start to get a little fucky right the moon's gonna start wobbling or something yeah like can't keep his shit together shit fix the simulation jackass you don't need a wobbling moon we got enough going on like come on man the moon's been orbiting for how many millions of years and now it's like oh actually i'm gonna fuck everything up and it just starts wobbling back and forth like is that what it's doing? It's just going to wobble a little bit,

and it's going to cause devastating coastal flooding around the world. And the fucking ice caps are going to be a lot more melted, so there's going to be even more water in the ocean. So it's going to say goodbye to Los Angeles. Well, that's what these lib cucks say. So I don't—we'll see. We'll see, those lying bastards. You know, I actually have a theory, Ryan, that they're doing this just to get everyone to move.

So then they can buy up all the beachfront property real cheap. Oh, and if also if, you know, it does so happen that the water levels rise, they can just move. You really think people aren't just gonna move somewhere else yeah it's not like they're gonna rise overnight it's a real quote by ben shapiro by the way in case you in case you weren't aware one of his one of his answers to a legitimate thing was and so so you really think let's say the water levels do rise. You think if that happens, people aren't just going to pick up and move? Do you know how fucking devastating even just one foot of sea level rise would be for the entire planet?

Think about the entire oceans and how much more water one foot is on the entire... That's like... That would just fuck everything up. Also, not to mention the... It would fuck up the climate too, like the ecosystems.

Well, Charleston is literally already flooded up to the doorways whenever it sprinkles. And it's not like if that water, so Charleston, part of it's below sea level. If the water goes up just a foot, that water that's then going to flood that area is not going gonna go away

you know that's like the new normal and then they have to tear down they're gonna have to tear down those historic confederate monuments that are underwater and that's what i'm pissed about and that's that's why i'm trying to stop climate change those confederate monuments are they're they're a reminder of the great things human humans can accomplish if if they have the control and willpower over a whole other race it's beautiful i know it's a joke ladies and gentlemen i don't think that's beautiful i uh i also i'm against slavery apologize yeah i will i save well i am i would like to like formally apologize to fans of Sam Hyde because I said

that Million Dollar Extreme was hiding Nazi imagery in their adult swim show which I was misled and apparently that was not true or that's what I read in comments they said it was not true and they were very disappointed that I said that

well you know someone like Sam hyde would never spread information so uh misinformation so i'm sorry i apologize i do one i i hope people accept your apology in the comment section below i do i do apologize accept your apology matt just watch yourself next time buddy or i'm gonna have to kick your ass if you ever speak ill of sam hyde again buster I do apologize. I accept your apology, Matt. Just watch yourself next time, buddy. Or I'm going to have to kick your ass if you ever speak ill of Sam Hyde again, buster. Read the comments. I'm going to go on 8chan and discuss you on a message board and call you a cock. Whenever we make a joke about comments like that, I always forget that we made them. And I'll go into the comments and be like, damn, people are really fired up.

People are really pissed. And it's like, oh, we told them and i'll go into the comments and be like damn people are really fired up people are really pissed and it's like oh i we told them to say it yeah oh yeah yeah when we tell them to say like uh like you know what this is bullshit yeah we tell them to say something and then we forget like a week later and check the comments and there's like really angry comments and we're like what the fuck like there was there was one recently on something that they were like really pissed off over something so minor. And I couldn't believe so many people were commenting and like getting offended about it. And then I was like, dude, we were talking to each other. Like, dude, why are people acting like this? And then we realized like we actually told them to say that.

And I was like, oh, okay. They're joking. I see. I see. Or that's just how we play it off to ourselves to make ourselves feel better. We're fragile little men with fragile little egos.

It's very easy for us to get our feelings hurt by comments. Exactly. We read every single comment, all thousands of them. Everybody has to like us or the world isn't good enough to have us in it. You know what I mean? We will take ourselves away

from you guys if enough of you decide to be little bitches. If enough of you want to get mad at me. Waiting. For for dude. Dude. Nah I mean there's always. That's the thing you know like people say we bitch about comments too much

and we do to a degree. But it's like also it's like, you know, I think we're creators that are a little more connected with the community than a lot of other creators. Oh, he's calling them out. No, but just like because we have a smaller fan base, it's easier to, you know, see more what people are saying. Speak for yourself. You know, I get on. I tweet like twice a month.

So I'm not sure I'm that connected. But I do read a lot of stuff in terms of connected, I tweet like twice a month. So I'm not sure I'm that connected. But I do read a lot of stuff in terms of connected, I guess. Yeah, a lot of fine literature. Yeah. Well, I mean, like I read like the comments or I'll go to the Reddit or I'll go, you know, check out what people are responding with. I mean, when people are upset about, when a large amount of people are you know upset about something you know we we see it and we try to you know we don't ever want to like ignore stuff or i mean hence like you know we've seen recently uh an influx of people that have been dissatisfied with uh the amount of ad reads on our podcast and like we we see that it's not like we're just ignoring that we're we're and

we're trying to work something out right now with our ad agency, but I also don't know how much legally I'm allowed to talk about that. You might have fucked us over already, dude. No, I didn't fuck us over, dude. We saw people complaining about merch quality, so we took action with that

and left. The new merch, Super Mega Mart is live again, by the way, with our new partners based out of the UK. With some new DTF's it's super mega mart is live again by the way with our new partners uh based out of the uk it's a new dtf quality yeah the quality is is insanely better uh really really really like the the guy who's running it knows what he's doing really well uh if that's not a slight on anyone at the old place i'm just saying like he's really good at what he does uh really cares about the quality of it because that's our main focus and that's why we we're putting a lot more money into production of merch now

and making less back but that's more important than you know we could sell cheap Gildan shirts if we wanted and probably make double what we're making now but I want people to get it and be like ooh this is good can we do a collab with Fruit of the Loom?

Some of the highest quality garments out there? Yes. Yes, we can. Well, I mean, H3 just did a collab with Care Bears. Ooh. Care Bears, that's a good collab. We actually have access to do an official Garfield collab

and I would really like to do that. There's a bunch of collabs that we could do that we're trying to. You know, we actually have access to do an official Garfield collab and I would really like to do that. There's a bunch of like collabs that we could do that we're trying to like, it's just right now. Companies are really strict. Well, companies are strict,

but there are some brands that I think we just need to be, we're going to need to get back together because you're, you're, you're off in bumfuck South Carolina. I'm about to.

It's not bumfuck South Carolina. I'm on the, I'm in the most populous city in South Carolina. Now I'm going to bumfuck South Carolina. I'm about to... It's not bumfuck South Carolina. I'm in the most populous city in South Carolina. Now I'm going to bumfuck New York City for a little bit just to... Going to that dingy

little crack house of a city? Yeah, dude. Dude. Petition to rename the Super Megaplex to the crack house. Come on, crack heads instead of meg heads.

You going to the crack house? Come on, crack heads. Is that a Meg heads? You're going to the crack house? Just call the fans crack heads now? For fans who have done crack, how is it? I'm sure it's fantastic, and that's why people get so addicted to it. If you're doing crack right now. I'm sure there's someone high on crack listening to this podcast. At least one person. Congratulations.

Yeah, of course. Crack is a really common drug. It's not like it's a rare drug that one out of every 50,000 people uses. It's an incredibly common street drug. Now, Matt, there's nothing offensive written on that whiteboard in the office or the calendar, right? Why? Because Jackson's stream? Yeah.

You know what? I can't. I don't. Maybe we should call Jackson and say, there might be something bad on the whiteboard. I'm looking. I mean. It looks pretty fine.

Oh, it's already showing. It's already showing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. Well, I drew that picture that self portrait on there that's still there that's still there it's really good okay I don't think there's anything too bad on there

I think Jackson would have noticed no probably not it's just I'm more afraid of when like Justin came over and just you know the stuff he would write on that board and the symbols he would betray was a bit I don't know

I couldn't tell if he thought it was funny and like an ironic way to draw those symbols or if he actually was cause like he drew them so much and he carved one into the tree in the front yard of the plex and I said alright man well it was like funny on the dry erase board

because we can erase that but the tree like that's going to stay there and now we have to either damage the tree and cause harm to it to get rid of that or he got he got into geometry I guess I'll say that that's what he was trying to say so no it's a peace symbol it's a Buddhist

peace symbol you know Justin it's a Buddhist peace symbol it is a Buddhist peace symbol is it also a Native American symbol or is it just a Buddhist peace symbol well there's the Buddhist peace symbol and the Native American symbol but they're not the same as the one Justin was drawing the one that was

mirrored and rotated 45 degrees and I said no that's not the Buddhist and he said yes it is tilt your head and i said well yes it is look your head and i said justin that's that's not what that is man but he's he i mean he even got the tattoo on his chest on it on his right pec of it saying because you know he's gotten really into eastern medicine and eastern spirituality and i said justin that's it's not the symbol, but he's still, and he also got the, what I thought was interesting was he got right on his neck. He got the, he's a big Harry Potter fan and he got the lightning bolts. He got two of them right next to each other. Cause he

said, I love Harry Potter so much. Well, he said his favorite one is the second one. And that's why he got the two lightning bolts. Yeah. And, and I, and I said, well, Justin, those are very bold geometric lightning bolts you've got there and they're touching too it's a cool looking design Justin but he's free to do whatever he wants it's his body his choice at the end of the day

who are we to pass judgment onto him you know what if he wants to have his Harry Potter tattoos it's all for him I'm proud of him. We just got some tattoos. I gotta hear what Jack's, hold on.

Can I listen to what the boy's saying? Oh, he's making sure people know that we don't smoke weed when we work. Okay, so now he's just lying. No weed, but there was 10 pounds of mid oh i don't want people knowing that oh dude dude if jackson reveals that we've smoked mid before cut this out well nightbot on his stream said ryan smokes mid. So... What? That's, you know, I really hate that rumor. That's not true. You don't smoke mid. That's not true. I only, I... Look, people can say what they want.

I'm fully confident in my ability to find a non mid weed, you know, that I can smoke. Yeah, of course. To be honest, I still haven't fully grasped. Like I still haven't retained mid at first. I thought it was a positive thing and now it's a negative thing.

And that's because you're not smoking it. That's because you've never smoked it. So you don't, you don't know what it is. And that's a good thing. Keep it that way. Exactly. Oh,

do you ever just want to go back to a time where you were a fucking imbecile and you would slobber over like rugrats or barney or something while watching it and like eating some cheez-its or whatever yes that that does sound uh like my sister i my mom told me the other day my sister when she was like four they were at the airport and my sister was obsessed with barney and had a Barney toy. She saw another kid cross the way with the same Barney toy and thought that it was hers. She ran over and grabbed it and pushed the kid down. My mom ran over and was screaming at her. Well, good. She started bullying a kid for no reason.

There was reason, Ryan. She thought that the kid had her Barney toy. Not for good reason. The reason didn't end up being good. I think it was justified. It wasn't just, yeah. My mom yelled at her, though, and apologized to the other mother. You know, something that we don't have enough of anymore.

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A lot of sex. So I'll just bring it back. As far as I know, I mean, he's looking good. He's looking clear in the skin. He's looking clear in the head. Light in the loafers? And the only explanation for that, I will say he's gotten a little bit more light in the loafers and a little more limp-wristed the older he's gotten. Oh, shit.

You know, Jackson's taking apart my desk. Call him and yell at him. I really do think we should call in like a SWAT team on him. It's a man with an explosive device holding two children hostage. Man, those desks served a wonderful, wonderful purpose. And they did as well. But now we're going to be on that new wave train, new desks, new computers. We're ready to fucking get back into business.

Back into the business. Oh, real quick. Suggest me places to go in New York people. And that's it. Hell yeah. When are you going to New York? I leave tomorrow. So I got a lot to do today. That's why I'm like doing

laundry and shit. How long are you going for? Like about a lot to do today. That's why I'm like doing laundry and shit. How long are you going for? Like about a week, I think. Oh, nice, dude. I'm so bad at remembering my plans. All I know is everything's booked and scheduled. That's all I know. I'm going in September.

I'm really excited to go. I love New York City. New York City is such a different vibe from Los Angeles. And it's such a nice place to go visit and walk around. It's nice in the summer. It gets hot as fuck. Well, the only time I've been was on tour when we went. And that was only like for a night.

That's right. That's right. So you didn't really get to fully. There's a mosquito in here. You didn't get to fully experience it. Yeah, during the daytime this time of year, it can get pretty hot. But it's good. That's what I heard.

I'll just take a walk in central park have the trees cast their shadows upon me to cool me off i don't think i ever walked in central i walked by it but it was when there was like a cold snap and it was full of snow and it was like it was the snow in the city is like really black and dirty it piles up yeah it's like the real nasty uh i mean i'm mainly going there to just kind of hit up a few brothels that i that a lot of people recommended me but if anybody has any restaurants or anything to recommend me as well then that would be good oh no i'm not going to broth i i don't know why i just feel like for that one or two people that are like yeah like that i'll see later in a comment yeah well coming from the guy who went to new york solely for brothels this doesn't surprise me and then people are like wait what

gets a bunch of upvotes and then like just people just see that and then they walk away with the impression that you went to brothels in new york although our comment thought that the hit go on the hennessy shit was real oh yeah that actually made me cackle with laughter I can never tell if people are fake mad or mad so you know oh damn he's gonna hurt himself taking this desk apart

oh my god what if he sliced his neck and you watch him just bleed out right there on stream that'd be big news and the desk is like wobbling around. He's like, he was holding up the desk with like the weight of his back. I have taken that exact same desk apart twice now. And I will say it is.

A bitch? Yeah. So you have to undo a bunch of big, big bolts. And also you have to like, there's a lot of bolts to undo of different sizes and you'll get to a point where like you undo certain bolts and then realize like oh shit it's really unstable now i think that's i think that's where he's at go look at his stream i'm pulling it out i just i pulled it up right now it's uh i have to watch an ad first oh of course you know i mean man's got to

make that money i mean we only we only pay him in a jobs well done a pat on the back is worth a lot more ryan than any paycheck could be all right let's see all right yeah uh he's taking apart your desk he's holding it up right i mean that the whiteboard has some stuff written on it that are some plans, but it's like zoomed right in on it. What does it say? Q&A. I see Q&A. I see. I can't.

It's hard to parse. I swear I just saw a little ghost fly back in the background. Yeah, that desk is looking wobbly. This is nice. I like his background. He's like tiki set up. I've been thinking about... Since I've been home, I've been playing some video games.

I've been playing... I'm on the final boss of Pikmin 3. I've never played through it. So now I'm on the final boss. It's a pretty short game, but Pikmin 3 is so much fun, dude. I recently got back into Sekiro. game, but Pikmin 3 is so much fun, dude. I recently got back into Sekiro, so

I feel you in terms of getting back into games that you enjoyed. It's so much fun, man. Did you beat it? You said? I'm on the final boss right now. I had to look up how to... I had no idea how to... Now, Matt,

people love top lists, so give me the top three hardest enemies slash bosses in pikmin 3 well the the plasma wraith that's what i'm fighting now it's the hardest okay it's the final boss uh i don't know like the bosses aren't that hard in the in you know i've never lost to one of them yet. I haven't died yet. But there's some enemies that are just really fucking annoying. All right. Because this final boss, you have five different types of Pikmin. You have to keep swapping between them and using them like the different types.

Is it like fire, water, jumping? And then what are the other ones? Yeah, and the thing about Pikmin is is these bosses can kill literally all of your... If you make one wrong move, they can kill all of your Pikmin at once, or half of them all at once. And you're like, well, fuck. It's really, really fun, though. I love the beginning of the lore of it

because you could see the Earth from space, and it takes place 250 million years from now when the continents have moved around. So a lot of it takes place in Antarctica, but it's all tropical. It's cool. It's really fun. And maybe I'll stream it because it's definitely a game I could stream, especially now that I've just almost finished playing and I know what to do.

I wouldn't be all lost and dazed and confused. That's always good because like I just. Well, since I only I remember how i 100 i got all the endings 100% on xbox now i i did the same thing for sekiro on steam and i'm getting to the point where like i would like because they they added some stuff in the game of the year edition and i would like to stream like the gauntlets because they made certain bosses a little tougher which is exciting so it's like you have to relearn you kind of have to relearn a boss in a sense to pick up their new moves so i'm excited for that

i would like to like stream the gauntlets i tried streaming the game it's like he's getting eaten by the desk that sorry that desk looks like an earthquake just happened he like he like he was like practically like inside of the desk like bent over like no i know you i know you just what what i'm saying isn't isn't fun for you but i'm excited the gauntlet they made harder yeah dude oh did you beat them yet all the bosses on the gauntlet no i'm i think i'm saving that for stream because it will be we'll see it once i once I beat this, once I beat Story Mode on Pikmin, you can do, they also added like side stories and challenges you can do. And there's also co-op. You can do two players.

Is this the one where you, do you still play as Olimar? Do you have? No. This is, you're people from a different planet now. What's his name? He's in Smash. What is his name? Alf? He's the different skin of Olimar in Smash, right? No, that's in Smash.

He's the different skin of Olimar in Smash, right? No, that's Louie. He's from Pikmin 2. But in Pikmin 3, it's three different people. It's like a team of three. So you swap between three different people for different puzzles. So there's Alf, Charlie, and Brittany. Maybe there's... Who knows? Maybe there's a little... Who's your favorite character?

I like, uh... I like Alf. Is that the one with the mustache? I like Brittany. Brittany's the one with the pink hair. I like her a lot. Who's the one with the mohawk and mustache? That's Charlie, I think. He's the, like, commander. It's really fun.

The graphics are incredible. The water? It was originally for Wii U. It's the best graphics I think I've ever seen on Wii U. The Switch port now looks incredible. It's so much fun. Speaking of video games, people are wondering where the Let's Plays are. We've just kind of

started working on other stuff more than Let's Plays. video games people are wondering where the let's plays are we've just kind of you know started working on other stuff more than let's plays yeah they were still occasionally like do them we'll still do it if it's a game like like i would like to maybe do pikmin 3 maybe even co-op but if you want to watch us play games because i started streaming a little bit but then i got busy because friends visited and now i'm going to new york but i'm gonna get back to it right at well then after new york i'm housing some friends and then justin's coming so i'm i'm gonna just i'm i'm busy i'm really gonna try with streaming but if you want to watch us play games uh preemptively go to our twitch channels matt's is what is yours mh watson for twitch yeah mh watson go sub go i

don't have subs but ryan does go sub to ryan not yet not yet because i don't know subs, but Ryan does. Go sub to Ryan. Not yet. Not yet, because I don't know when I'm going to be able to start a good schedule up. Because, as I said, Justin is coming in August. And that's right after I get back. He's coming to LA. Yeah. And that's right after I get back from New York. And you get back from South Carolina. So we're going to be busy pumping out some shit.

Busy boys. You want to see? I just had a prank idea. Turn the volume up on Jackson's stream. Hold up, hold up. Alright. Yeah. Alright, just watch. Okay, I'm watching.

You just said this shit sucks as he's taking a break. Yeah, I heard him say that. Alright. Oh shit. Will the sound effect play oh are you he's not gonna pick that up he's not gonna he's calling the house

Matt's calling the house phone but Jackson's not gonna pick it up something about the phone ringing in the background and him not paying any mind to it okay he just went but oh well you should keep calling

yeah sorry it stopped my audio recording but I just restarted it He just went, but, oh, well. You should keep calling. Yeah, sorry. It stopped my audio recording, but I just restarted it. Oh, let's sync it up again then. Sorry. Hold up. Yeah, sorry about that. I kind of want to keep calling, though, and just see,

maybe at the end of the podcast when I'm done talking, I'll keep calling. I just want to watch. I want to call him and then call him directly and yell at him for not that was a test to see if he'd fulfill his duties at the office and he didn't because that could have been a very very important uh phone call that could have been that could have been jeff bezos giving us the biggest yeah as you said the biggest deal of our life inviting us to his space colony you know we live in a world where billionaires just went to space for fun well actually so jeff bezos was gonna be the first and then richard branson the guy that made version he was gonna do it like a week he was gonna do it like a week after his and then he's like no no and then he did it first that's like asking for something to go wrong during the launch you know what i mean like

rushing it out no nope nope nope we're going now well uh mr branson uh the boosters aren't properly aligned yet no i don't care they had there was an 18 year old uh that went flying up with jeff bezos too youngest man in space you know just a bear barely legal twink flies up into the stratosphere. Was that the New York Times headline? Barely legal twink gets blown to stratosphere levels. Gets blown sky high. By Jeff Bezos. By stiff shat.

Billionaire ass wink. stiff shaft billionaire billionaire ass wink oh yeah dude sometimes sometimes my ass just it be itching so bad

and I just have to fuck that feels good I feel like I know I know why dogs make that face whenever they oh yeah

it's one of the best feelings in the world when your ass itches and you just start digging up in there like you're one of the characters from Holes like you're standing

yelling at a dude just digging in there jackson's haircut on stream right now looks like the head of a penis like from the underside that's why he looks down dude when he looks down it's just like a straight bowl cut look at that his i like i like when he looks up at chat like the face he makes just with his mouth like slightly agape just like kind of like his eyes go in different directions it's like the face one would make if someone walked in on you masturbating let's see

he's got that evil smile sometimes oh my god wait I like the name of the stream is quitting super mega wrecking the offices before I leave oh man

yeah I'm gonna call him again after the stream I'm gonna keep calling to see if he picks up and then get mad at him when he doesn't well I mean if you're just talking about the end I mean I you gotta go get ready for New York City brother I do I gotta go around and make sure

i have all of my new york memorabilia i gotta make sure i have all my new york t-shirts prepared for when i visit you have to go around and also check to make sure every window and door is unlocked yes yeah just because i like i like living on the edge and also you know if there were an emergency uh lego could open up the windows and climb out exactly what uses opposable thumbs to pop that bad boy open and climb right out but so i'm gonna i'm gonna go prepare for that matt's matt's gonna go paint the town red in charleston i'm guessing i don't know what you have planned for today actually i was gonna commit a mass murder so that's actually pretty accurate okay perfect well y'all should see matt on the news and his last words before committing the

act were recorded on his podcast in this chilling audio recording his partner simply laughed they accident they accidentally put in like a fart sound effect someone's starting to do yard work on my end too it's one of my neighbors i guess that's right i can hear that well thank you all for listening we'll be back to your regular uh schedule audio quality next podcast so all right uh i'll just say jacks jackson this is right jackson has messed up the audio quality for this. That's all. It's Jackson's fault. Yeah. All right. Bye, everybody.

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