supermegashow - EP 256 - The End of Chris Chan?

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

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I don't want to wait for my life to be over. Such a good song, man. It is. It is. I put some classics on my playlist this month. Let's see. I'm going to quarter three playlist. And you know,

another good one on that same thing. I put Heaven is a Place on Earth. You know? I put The Wanderer. Yeah. And I put ABC by the Jackson 5. It's a good song, dude. It's a good fucking song.

We just got longer. ABC, one, two, three, baby, a good song, dude. It's a good fucking song. We just got longer. ABC 123, baby, you and me, girl. It's so simple, dude. It's like the most simple lyrics that you literally could come up with. It's ABC 123. It's more specifically that it links me directly to that era of my life where Daddy Daycare was coming out in theaters. Was that song in Daddy Daycare? I think so.

It was either that or the trailer. Walking on Sunshine was in Daddy Daycare was coming out in theaters. Was that song in Daddy Daycare? I think so. It was either that or the trailer. Walking on Sunshine was in Daddy Daycare. So any of those types of songs, I just get this vibe. It's the same thing of watching the music video to All Star. You don't only remember that music video

and Smash Mouth in general. You remember Trek and it just leads down this rabbit hole of nostalgia. I think Ben Stiller's in the music video. He isouth in general, you remember like track and it just leads down this rabbit hole of nostalgia. I think Ben Stiller's in the music video. He is. In Hank's area. Welcome, everyone. Yeah. Episode 256. Wow, that's a power of two right there. Yeah. That's crazy right there,

guys. See this? Instead of commenting like, whoa, 256, big number, this time I'm saying that's a power of two. And if you don't know what that is, because you're not a computer science major, like myself yes 2, 4, 8, 16, 32 and so on

256 is the double of 128 which is the double of 64 32, 16 going yeah there you go yeah so next time this will happen will be episode 512

so right yeah 512 so we'll see you guys we'll promise to do something really fun for that one because that's half of 1024

we always make these promises that's double where we are from now that's gonna be literally in 2035 I don't you know that wouldn't be until 2035 500 something we're already at 250 something

and we've been doing this for oh my god how many weeks in a year? 51? 52? 52 weeks in a year. But it wouldn't be that. It would be like 2026. Let me actually see when that would be. Because right now this is, okay, so 52 plus 256 plus 52. He's intently typing it into his cellular device to figure out just what

is going on here. It would be in 2026. Hey, baby! Dude, I'm like Matt Damon in Good Bill Hunting. He's hunting Bill Cosby after he's doing some vigilante justice after they let Bill Cosby

out of prison. He had to go to the multiverse and kill little Bill. To stop him from ever growing up and becoming a rapist. Speaking of which, we have some we have some stuff to talk about this week. Yeah, some unfortunate fucking updates.

Some of the most out of left field but also maybe at the same time not out of left field. But really just... She's no stranger to the show. Yeah. Christine Weston Chandler, a.k.a. Chris Chan. Or Sonichu.

A lot of people have... I can say Sonichu, right? Or is that just the last name? No, Sonichu. She goes by Sonichu, too. Okay. Because they trade bodies. But, you know, you guys know at this point who Chris Chan is.

We talk about the documentary. We talk about Chris Chan's antics. Been following Chris-tory for many years. And over the last week, some shocking revelations cameations revelations came out that a phone call leaked between a troll and Christine where Christine was detailing in her own words

sexual interactions with her elderly dementia riddled mother rape so there we, that came out. And has been arrested.

Christine got arrested. They took, they took Barbara, the mother into like a protective thing and no one's heard from her. But, but Christine is now in jail and has been charged with incest. Cause that's a crime in Virginia with other charges pending. Yeah.

So we will, we will see what happens. This brought Chris Chan into the mainstream eye for the first time. Newsweek has articles about it. People wrote an article about it. Did people write an article about it? Yeah, it's starting to get really picked up now. A lot of Insider did an article about it. I saw that Sky News wrote an article about it.

What? Dude, I've always been very invested in Christory. You know, the documentary, I've seen all, well I've seen, there's only one final part that was released before Gino Samuel goes on a hiatus and that was part 59. I've watched through part 58 now.

And um. I think I'm still like I was, like I dropped off in the 40s at some point. I said, this is just wild. Because I always knew that something crazy would... I mean, it was always rolling towards a really crazy conclusion. And this might not be the end, question mark. I don't know.

We're going to lose contact. I think it is for a lot of people. Not only just because it's like... How are we going to get up to this? Loss of contact. But it's also... I think a lot of people are just finally like, it not fun anymore yeah it's disgusting this disturbing like it shouldn't have been fun in the first place but now like this is a big wake-up call where it's like this is

fucked and i think a lot of people are just going to leave the discourse uh in in general i mean you might i mean they might make some sort sort of Yahoo live streaming service documentary about it. Yeah, it's just crazy now because there's a real investigation with detectives and we don't know anything. And the thing is, once Christine it's it's the end. If Christine is convicted and put in jail, then we're not – there's no internet access. We're not going to get any updates until she's released. I think that's for the best. Yeah.

But what – and this is an opinion that people are divided on, people especially that follow the Chris Chan stuff is some people say she deserves to go to prison. And some people say, no, she should be put in a mental facility and I think mental facility because prison is not going to do any good for someone like that because they're just completely fucked completely fucked in the head and grew up in these circumstances

with their entire life being what it's been for 40 years just kind of fucked from the start right off the jump just because it's just like 40 years. It's kind of fucked from the start. Yeah. Right off the jump. So I think that... Just because it's just like the early childhood stuff with Chris. Like specifically,

there's that whole babysitter story, right? Mm-hmm. So it's just like there's always been this kind of antagonistic force always looming over Chris. Yeah. It's such an interesting, unique

case that's just been going on for so long. It's sad watching it hit such a brick wall of like, ugh. What the fuck? That's not how you want a situation to end.

That's not how you want to look at a human life and see that's what it's become. She's smiling in all the mug shots. When she got arrested, she was just yelling about the merge is taking place, the dimensional merge with Sonichu entering our reality. You see the potential

of like, if they were put in a better spot, if they were actually put into classes that were more fitting to their abilities. I think that under proper medication and healthcare, I think Christine could be not fully rehabilitated, but at least become a more functional member of society

and maybe look back and understand things differently, which prison, I think know would do the opposite and then eventually you know it's not like she's going to be in there for life she's going to get out you know and by then mom's probably dead and then homeless and she would be put in like a mental institution

like I think it would just lead one to the other well Virginia also but then you go and look and kind of like... Virginia doesn't... It's really hard in Virginia. Like the mental health care is really poor and they don't... Apparently I read it's legally... It's really hard

to actually end up in a mental institution as opposed to jail. Because they don't really care. So... We'll see. We'll see. It's still ongoing. Right now there's been no other charges announced. Maybe by the time this comes out hasn't happened or hasn't been logged in or anything I don't know what a spectacle you know like all the other people outside the motel when she was getting arrested filming and yelling and Which that fucking the guy streaming was a fucking annoying?

Such an annoying prick I was so annoyed watching that he He ruined the whole video. And like, you can't really understand what's going on because he's just like, screaming into the camera. And it's like, I want to see what's happening. As Christine is talking. Yeah. And it's like, this is a monumental moment you're filming in Chris-tory. What's she saying? They know that, though.

Yeah. Well, that guy is really fucking annoying. Yeah. But yeah, that's the update on Chris Chan. And honestly, that probably will be the last update. There will be more updates, I'm sure, but it's just kind of like, I really do feel like a lot of people are just done. I don't know. I think this garnered more people

than ever more people are than ever before have eyes on chris chen now so it's like i think that like i'm still going to pay attention and stay invested in it just because it's like it's it's it's a spectacle to see and like i don't mean that in a way where it's like you know like i'm getting like tons of entertainment out of watching what's going on but it's like i'm i'm i am invested at this point because you know so much i know so much i followed it for so long and now it's like this is happening it's like well i gotta know what happens next this is just it's kind of it's and that's why people stay following well it's similar to um why people i think find in general like serial killers so fucking interesting.

It's like how does a person's life like all of a sudden like the documentaries even go back to their childhood. So you get to try to picture this whole person's life in a bubble and see like how did it end up here? And it's just kind of like one of those cases. Right. Because there are a lot like it is very intricate and it is very interesting and like funny and also distressing at some times.

It's like the definition of a tragic comedy. Yeah. You know, like old Shakespearean, it's almost like a Shakespeare story. It kind of feels like it.

You know, like the whole way it played out. Like it's an epic. It really is an epic and that's why the documentary is only in 2017, a part 59.

And they're each like an hour long. Do you think they're going to make it to 100? Yeah. I think Gino Samuel will continue it after the hiatus. Okay. Because we're, I mean, it's so close now to, I guess, 2021 that it's like, got to see what happens. But yeah, no, Gino Samuel Got to see what happens. But yeah,

no, Gino Samuel is a really cool guy and everyone should go check out his channels. Also like not the Christian documentary, but his other channels, he has music channel and makes other documentaries that are really good. So he's a very talented, hardworking creator that everyone should go, uh,

show him some love now, especially that the thing that he, uh, put so much time and effort into has to go on hiatus maybe go down a little Gino Samuel rabbit hole you know

go go go playing in that shit back in the days when you go down a YouTube rabbit hole what have I fallen into whoa r slash YouTube

rabbit holes is that a subreddit that's probably a subreddit the top 10 what the top 10 scariest YouTube rabbit holes

that shit's never scary to me because it's always fake. Back in 2006. I forgot about that guy. How can you forget? Gloomy Cabin? He's a legend. Gloomy House? Was it Gloomy House?

Something like that. Back in 2006, two YouTubers named Matt and Ryan were killed because they wouldn't stop talking about me and my voice. Why did I say 2006? I don't know. We were children. I'm sorry. I got the date wrong.

But it was 2021. But I killed them for talking so much shit on their podcast about me. I love that guy. It's just, yeah. I can't stop. It's all I've been able to think about is the Chris Chan stuff. I had a dream about it last night. I had a dream.

I was trying to explain. I was trying to explain the other day, I was trying to explain to my mom, Chris Chen and what was going on. And I like, I realized like how hard it is. I couldn't like explain it properly. I was like, I really don't know how to explain this without taking up two hours of your time. And there's no like quick summary. Um, and I'm sure the people that are listening to this podcast right now that don't care or don't know about Chris Chen. Also, you know, they're out of the loop and they're like, I don't really get what you guys are talking about. And it's we have no way of explaining it. It's something that you would just have to go research on your own, which in and of itself is is a very large endeavor.

Like I'm talking hours and hours of going through. Well, it's a lot of Christory. It's a lot of Christory. Most documented person in human history, apparently. That was a rhyme. Oh, I thought that was like an animal opening the door. Well, I guess it is. What's up, Jackson? What address do you have for your billing address?

Yeah, Matt, what address do you have for your billing address? Say it into the flower on my shirt. It's, uh, it's... They couldn't deliver the extra small box of condoms to your house. 2-2-2-2-2-Lane. Dude, stop. 2-2-Lane?

Like, 2-2, like, T-U-T-U, like 2-2-Lane. 2-2-2-2-2-Lane? Uh, that's funny. That's really funny. Thanks, man. All right, let me finish writing this address. Okay, and then the zip code is... The best part of this shirt is where it just says winter is coming.

There you go, brother. That's what ruins the shirt. Oh, the shirt that I got in Bangkok a couple years ago? Winter is gone. This is the best thing I've ever found in my travels, is this shirt that people can't see. But I've worn it in several videos. It's like the button-up shirt that's just literally a monstrosity of graphic design

where it's just a bunch of popular pop culture characters and logos thrown together in a big collage. There's the old Apple logo. There's Cartman. There's Homer Simpson. There's Rick and Morty. There's the Nike logo. There's Adidas. Planet Express.

Planet Express. From Futurama. Winter is Coming. Sometimes Los Pollos Hermanos. I find new stuff all the time when I look at this thing Adidas did you already say Adidas

yes I did okay Randy better call Saul NASA there's a picture of the Guy Fawkes mask it says F Society did you say Jake from Adventure Time

nope Starbucks NASA dude like it's just there's so much good shit on here wubba lubba dub dub there's a picture where it's like the Obama painting

where it says hope it's that but it's it's Rick Rick Sanchez and it says wubba lubba dub dub that's good that's really good yeah that's okay Matt legit you know I never have dreams right yeah I know you don't have any dreams

Ryan come on dude sorry but I don't usually typically have dreams or I don't have any dreams, Ryan. Come on, dude. Sorry. But I don't usually typically have dreams or I don't remember them at least. Right. Is probably, is I think what happens. Well, when you smoke a lot of pot. But like I went back, well, I didn't go back.

I was thinking of, I went back to the East Coast, I guess, in my brain. But I went to New York recently and I only got smoked up once. So I didn't smoke for a few days. And then I got back and I didn't smoke for a couple days. Then I go to bed and I had the most fucking crazy lucid dream I have ever had. Really? When I say it, it's just going to sound like I'm making it up. No, my dreams are like that too.

They're so fucking vivid and colorful. I have like 10 a night. You might have to work with me here. That's how dreams are. They make no sense. It's nothing new to me. There's that, but there's also the I may have to take pauses to try to remember. Because you know how dreams as soon as you wake up. And then you start remembering

and it doesn't make sense. I try to recollect them when they do happen. And it doesn't make any sense. I'm trying to get the memory before it fades. Yeah. Like I'm trying to like keep my brain there and like, okay, this happened and this happened. So this is only like parts that like I could at least remember. But I remember the general thread. It starts off with me in this old South Carolina, like Bush River Road, like shopping center type place. It's just kind of like, think of like an abandoned shopping center.

So like generic Middle America mall. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So like it was like one of the ones that's like Publix, China King, Subway, Tax Help. Oh, it's like a big parking lot and then like a strip, like a chain mall? Or a manicure place and then like a liquor store, like a chain mall. Or a strip mall, whatever it is. So the Publix, like it just like everything was like just kind of like dark and gray, but streetlights were on and there was like a Publix, but it wasn't open and the sign was all like just kind of

like not lit well but we were going to like this like china king type asian restaurant like it's like just fast food chinese food i guess and so we walk in the door and all of a sudden we're like in riverbank zoo type of location and i'm like what it's like outside and everything this is riverbank zoo but in your dreams when that happens it's never like it's like it's just like oh this is like just normal you don't think about it yeah it's just normal and so i'm walking around with these like people that i don't even know like i they're they're not even resembling like anyone i know so it's just kind of like me with new friends or whatever, like what? So we're going around the zoo and we're trying to find like this particular snack and it's, and it's like

cotton candy, but like you eat it with a spoon. When you put it in your mouth, it turns into dip and dots. So like we were trying to find it and I, I was, uh, okay. So we went on like a ride of something like a Ferris wheel, roller coaster, I don't know. It was just like a ride, general ride. And all of a sudden like going up, kind of like there was like the sun like beamed in my eyes and then the sun like comes out. It felt like a movie. I'm just kind of like in a neighborhood. Now I'm in like an old South Carolina neighborhood. And I'm like, and it's kind of silent and chill. And like, I'm walking up with my friends, uh, gray and Hayden and Carson's there too. Carson Tucker. Yes. Dreams. It's the most random fucking people. It's like, why? And then, uh, so he has like his, like a motorcycle and I'm like, i'm gonna go ride with carson and so i so i get on my

bike and i start riding it but like it's like in my dream it's my bike the one i actually own so it's like a nice like just kind of cruise or whatever but like when i get on in the dream and i start going like the bike just starts to like feel like it's shrinking but like it looks the same size so i'm like feeling more uncomfortable and I'm like maybe it's because I'm and I look down and I'm riding in flip-flops and I have no gloves on I'm like oh I forgot my equipment so I tell Carson to keep going on and I go back to Gray's place and I start like putting on my helmet and my gloves and my, and like shoes. But every time I put something on another,

one of the items disappears. So constantly looking for something that's lost in my house. And then after that, okay. So I finally get outside, everything's on and I just hear in the distance, like this crashing sound. And I like,

didn't think of it, anything of it. And I just went back inside. I'm like, was that Carson? Like in the dream, I was like, was that Carson? And I'm like, he hasn't, he hasn't come back. He's not here yet. Was that car? Like, just like that anxiety. And then I'm, I'm looking for something else in that house. And then I walk in to, I walk into like the bathroom or something. when I come back out like around that point even in the dream I was like this is this is feeling weird like I started to become

kind of like paranoid I guess in the dream then I end up in a car like just a car and you have for some reason Bo Burnham in the front seat driving my mom in the passenger

seat and someone I guess who would be like Bo Burnham's girlfriend who would like transport from the mid console to the back seat to talk to me but in the dream I'm like what's going on and it's dark and it's on like Dutch Fork Road which is just like kind of like a like a wood mostly wooded road and on the left there would be like like a house and then there would be like the middle school and high school of dutch fork we're going down that road and it's nighttime and all of a sudden we see like a baby elephant just kind of like cross the road like a deer like in whatever and we start going and other kind of critters mostly just elephants start to just kind of like go across the road.

And I'm trying to remember. I'm really trying because, OK, so after that. OK, then there was this one weird creature that we passed. It was kind of like this big old hunched over like wool. It looked like a woolly mammoth, except the tusks were arms. It looked like this creature I saw in this movie, the ritual kind of like that. But the best way I could describe was like a bear, a giraffe and a woolly mammoth and one. And then I was like, this is weird. This is feeling like a dream. And then all of a sudden it's daytime and we're just

in this empty area and it's like this open field and it feels like this carnival and we're like, Hey, we're going to go for a ride. And I'm like, okay, I don't know what this is. We're going on a new ride at this carnival. And the, and all of a sudden I look up, we get to the ride. It's this zip line thing you hold onto with your two hands. So like, think of that triangle, just handle the clip. And it's just like, you just hold onto triangle just handle yeah yeah the clip and it's

just like you just hold on to this and then i look up and it like leads to like the top of this mountain and i remember like what and then it just starts zipping and i'm like scared i'm holding on and i'm like and i noticed specifically in the dream like i was like straining i was like this can't be a dream it's a it's kind of hard to hold on to this. I'm like, no way this is... No, no, no. This is real. And I'm holding on. Gets to the top of this mountain area. And it's just kind of like African plains type of location. With lions fighting rhinos and shit.

And I land and I get attacked by a big cat. And it fucking just bites my throat or some shit like that. All I remember is like tackles me and then right when that happens it switches and all of a sudden like i'm at this dinner with a bunch of strangers and like this like just kind of room this size but with a dining room table darkly lit people just sitting around and it's like very regal feeling i'm like what the fuck i'm like this is a dream this 100% is a dream I know like why I just want to wake up

this is like kind of stressful and I do you ever realize you're in a dream when you're in a dream or maybe that's what the dream is even about it happens it's only happened to me like once that I can remember and it was earlier this year and once I realized I was in a dream I was like because I realized because it was

kind of one like that where I kept changing locations. And then in my dream, what made me realize was I was, I was like, maybe it's a dream. But then I was like, how did you get here? And I was trying to remember like how I got in the room I was in. And then I realized I was like, oh, I don't remember. So this is a dream. So then I was like, oh shit, I'm dreaming. And I realized I'm dreaming.

I can fly. So I started letting myself like levitate. It's the coolest feeling. But then I, I could be, I couldn't do it very much fly so I started letting myself like levitate it was the coolest feeling but then I couldn't do it very much I kept falling back down but yeah that was the only time there was one time back when I was I'll tell I'll just that one's really quick but um just to get

to the end of this one so I'm at this dinner and like and I start telling the people at the dinner table I'm like this is a dream and like they're just not paying attention to me and I'm like I want to wake up I figured it out because like in the dream for some reason I'm like I figured it out I get to I earn

waking up now it's like I solved some sort of like fucking like Alice in Wonderland riddle to get back to like waking up I'm like okay you got me let's wrap it up and then after that I like wake up in my bed. I'm like, I'm awake now. I look at my phone and I, for some reason, you and Leighton, your sharing location

was on. And I saw that you were at the Chinatown market. And I was just like, oh, and I look at the clock and it's two forty.44 for those who wouldn't know we were supposed to meet the next day at 2 because this is coming out by the time we were doing a collab shirt so yeah and so I was like

I kind of got anxious at first and I was like no way no way did I go through that series of shit and all of a sudden like this is real. This would suck. And then I woke up for real. And then it was, my alarm hadn't even gone off yet. So, like, I still had, like, a good, like, a lot of time.

I hate shit like that because it's exhausting. It doesn't feel like you're getting rest. No. And that's how my dreams are every fucking night. I woke up and I'm just like, I feel fucking exhausted. That's how I feel every fucking day. Cause my, I have like 10 of those a night and I, you know, it's, I think it's medication. It's been the longest time since I had like a dream like that.

It's probably been like, well, never, I've never had one that crazy. Usually it's like, it stays in one setting. There's one like running theme or something. I wish I didn't dream sometimes just so I could like shut my eyes and then just turn off and then wake up well rested do you dream in color yes because some people say they just dream black and white no no I definitely dreamed in color you know what's weird though

at least I think I did what you said that was weird to me was uh I had a I had a dream last night I got attacked by a big cat really yeah and it was really scary like I don't want to commit to saying it was a cheetah or, like, a female one. I can't remember what type. It was a big

cat, and it, like, it tackled me and just went for my throat, and that's when the dinner shit happened. Yeah, I didn't, I don't, I can't, I can't say, like, what specific type, but I remember I was, like, near it, and then it lunged at me, and it, like, latched on, and I was, like, screaming, and I hid it a bunch, and it went back for a second,

and then my dream changed. But that's weird that I also had a cat. Maybe that's, like, latched on, and I was like screaming, and I hit it a bunch, and it went back for a second, and then my dream changed. But that's weird that I also had a cat. Maybe that's like, we're going to be killed by a big cat. Super Mega does Sub-Saharan Africa. And then it's like, they should have listened to their dreams, man. Because they both got killed by a big, big-ass cat. Yeah, we both went on a safari with our big old sun hats and sunglasses and sunscreen. Our big Polaroid cameras. Oh, get a picture of me with the lion.

I prance on over to the lion. Like you have the sunscreen on your nose. I'm like holding up peace signs doing like a kissy face. What a horrible way to die. Big cats, because it's not quick. And they're just like, like bears and big cats,

that's not a fun. Bears eat their shit alive. And cats play with it. Like they'll play with you. And they're just like, let's like bears and big cats. That's not a fun. Bears eat their shit alive. And cats play with it. Like they'll play with you. Like they have fun with it. Just thank God that we're not on the orcas menu. Could you imagine? Well, that's scary

because you get, one of my biggest fears is- You get played with. Yeah. And alligators, what they do is when they clinch on, they twist you and go down to the bottom. So they pull you down to the bottom,

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Usually I remember the dreams the best, the ones right before I wake up, which I think is usually how it works. But I was witnessing like a cartel execution and I was in like a, like, like the back kitchen of some like, kind of like rundown restaurant. And there was a, like an industrial sink, like the big, like metal sinks. And it was filled with like disgusting sink water. And they threw this guy in. And he was unconscious. And he woke up. And then they like shut the lid to like drown him in there. And I was like standing there watching.

It was really fucking. And I woke up like. Because it was really fucking freaky. Like he was like screaming and shit. And then I fell back asleep. And then I had a dream a couple bitches blew me. But. Tell you what actually.

That's exciting. What sucks about every time. Dude, that's a bingo. Yeah, it is. Like in Inglourious Bastards. Every sex dream I have, I never am able to continue the sex. Like the sex or whatever begins, and then it's like, oh, I gotta get condoms. And then it's like 15 minutes of me in traffic trying to get condoms.

And then it's like 15 minutes of me like in traffic trying to get condoms. And then it never happens. Or it's like, or like, like, like I had a sex dream recently and like I was about to have sex. And then it just like everyone, everything just like froze and nothing happened. And I was like waiting and then dream changed. And then dream showed up and fucked me. But yeah, no, my brain will not allow me to have sex dreams ever.

And it's kind of- It's the anxiety of it. Honestly, it might come down to like subconscious, like I'm so scared and anxious about banging and blowing that I'm like, my brain's like, no, no, no, no. But it's like the one time where like, it doesn't matter. Because I think it's real. No, no, no, no, no. Where it's like, I think it's real. No, no, no, no. It's like, I think it's real in my head. So it's like,

it doesn't, I can, you know, it's like, it doesn't matter if I'm embarrassing or cringe when I'm trying to pitch the tent. True. But it's like, nope, it's not going to happen. My other dream was I found out I was in a dream, and I was in

elementary school and I had this dream, and I was like, and so it was like, I was, it was like a normal day at school. And I just decided that I'm going to, I was like, I'm going to turn into a frog. And I just turned into a frog and hopped around my elementary school. That's it. See, those dreams are great. Yeah. I was a kid. I mean, what do you expect me to do? I just was like, I want to hop around the school. My stress dreams, my stress dreams suck. And it's always the last year. It's always the same. Like I've said this about the bus.

And lately what it's been more of is like last day of school and I'm packing up my book bag and like clearing out my locker. But either my book bag is too small and I can't fit everything and I have too much shit. Or like I can't find every like I have stuff all around the school and I can't find it all. And I'll find something. But then I realize I'm like, oh, but I left this back there now. And I can't kind of like what you were saying with the the gloves and like the I think it's a pretty common dream because it's just

it's just like stressful you know and it's like I'm trying to relax brain why are you why are you willingly putting me through this like why are you making me why are you realistically putting my consciousness through stress when I'm just trying to fucking relax.

If I could choose when it happens. If it was like this pill I could take. And I knew that I would experience these weird movies when I fell asleep. I would be more excited about it. But since it's just random. And sometimes like some of them. Like the one. I remember there was this one I had a year and a half ago.

I'm not going to talk. Like give detail or anything. But it was just like super depressing. And like it just. Like it's one of those dreams where I just woke up, like, just a complete, like, mess. Like, emotionally, I was like, what the fuck is going on? And I never, like, it was just, like, it was, you just don't want to start your day off with a bad dream. I hate that. Because your whole mood is just fucking changed.

I'll be downstairs, like, getting, getting like some coffee or breakfast or something. I'm just in like a sad or bad mood. And I'm like, well, it was just a dream. But it's like, yeah, but I feel that way now. I know. I still carry over. It's like the whole classic. It's like, you know, my wife woke up this morning.

And guess what? She slapped me right across the face. Said I cheated on her in her dream. That's my Larry the Cable Guy impression. The accent was a little not all the way there. That's my stage man voice. If I ever did stand-up comedy,

it would be kind of like that. You have to have kind of like a distinct voice, right? Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Springer. All the classic Jerrys of the world. Classic Jerrys, dude. Jerry Lewis.

Are you making a name up or is that a real person? I don't know. Because Jerry Lewis sounds like a celebrity. Doesn't it? Yeah. Look up Jerry Lewis. Siri, who is Jerry Lewis? Because it's going to be...

She said, I guess I don't have one. Hold on. No, no, no. Give me... Jerry Lewis. Okay. American comedian. Hey! The fuck? Jerry Lewis was an American comedian, actor, singer, filmmaker, and humanitarian named the King of Comedy.

But no one I would ever fucking know. The King of Comedy, dude. Maybe I would. I guess I would. Known for his kid and idiot persona. I've heard his name before. Jerry Lewis? Whoa, wait. Let's see. Why Known for his kid and idiot persona. Have you heard his name before? Jerry Lewis? Whoa, wait. Let's see. He had the perfect name.

God damn. Why did Jerry Lewis disinherit his sons? Lewis did not give any specific reasons why he disinherited his sons. It is not known whether the son will contest the will. That could turn out to be a mistake ever since losing, since even losing will contests can end up costing the states a lot of time money so I guess he just cut his sons out of his will for some reason damn dude

yeah he was ripped 50 million when he died in 1983 he was 50 million years old he had ALS so what? he did the ice bucket challenge too much and he unfortunately passed it

that's what that is Lou Gehrig's disease that sucks it was called Lou Gehrig's disease and then one day they just come around and change it to ALS and it's like I thought Lou Gehrig's was a fine name because the Lou Gehrig's ice bucket challenge sounds a lot more fun than the ALS ice bucket challenge

yes but a lot of money was raised ALS ice bucket challenge. Yes. You know? But it would get, a lot of money was raised. That's true. Was it? Yeah. All celebrities did that shit, right? Yeah, but was there money involved? It wasn't just like, I'm pouring water on myself! Wasn't it like, I'm donating this to charity or whatever?

Hold up. I just remember they would be like, I nominate. Did the celebrities not donate money? Jonah Hill would pour a bucket of ice cold water on himself and then nominate another celebrity. We got nominated by a whole bunch. That would be ridiculous if they did not. I'm pretty sure it was just to raise awareness.

It's like, oh, we're raising awareness about ALS. Which I mean, I guess in turn is for money because you raise awareness so people become aware so more research gets done and, you know. Oh, oh, it's it's it's OK. So I think some celebrities might have donated some.

But like the challenge was you have to pour a cold bucket of water on your head or else you have to donate money to a charity. I think that was the but I think they donated charity. The fact that it was the challenge. The fact that it became such a big challenge shows how few people actually wanted to donate to help the problem. When you think about it that way. Well, I know it's not actually what that was, but it's like, it's just funny

that it could be construed that way. Interesting. Yeah, man. So I'm glad you like New York. It's a fun place. I'm excited to go back. I really liked it. I liked the subway. Yeah?

You like the vibe? The vibe I could tell if I lived there I would get tired of, but it was more so of the convenience because we don't have the convenience of travel here in L.A. You don't like sitting in traffic? No, I love it. I just wish I could do it more often. Yeah.

There's not enough traffic. I wish LA had more traffic, honestly. And even the traffic in New York City, I was like, I don't know. I always pictured it to be the worst thing ever. Everyone honks. It's like, do-do-do-do. The taxis. I remember the first time I went to New York City, I was on the subway and I was like,

there's a place called Jamaica? Because there's a part of New York City called Jamaica, right? Oh, wait. I have experienced horrible New York traffic, though. New York traffic just scares me. When I drove the printer van and took the wrong bridge. Oh, my God. I forgot about that on tour in New York City

and you changed from a 15-minute ETA to an hour and a half. And we had to go across the bridge, what, like four times? And the Verrazano toll bridge. And every time it charged us like 40 bucks. That was Harrison. That was on the way out. Oh, yeah. I drove it in because I landed in Newark.

Newark. Yeah. I mean, you drove to New York City. And I remember I hate that was the most anxious. You had to drive the Sprinter van. Drive like driving experience I've ever had through New York City and on the way out or on the way to Brooklyn

I or on the way to wherever doing the show we went across the Verrazano bridge and then accidentally went back across it so we had to go across it again and got charged every single toll time and it's it's fucking expensive it's like how much is the toll just across that bridge it's like it's a Verrazano bridge toll let's see what it's like how much is the toll just across that bridge it's like

it's a verizono bridge toll let's see what it is in 2021 it cost fucking why does it say 2.75 cents each way it was not 2.75 cents each way you remember or maybe because we didn't have a pass mine today i mean mine mean, mine today. Today, it is $275. That's what it costs. Oh, wait. In 2018, MTA officials said that the $17 toll is higher than its other bridges because it's priced to cover the return trip. Oh, no, no.

$275 is for your admission for the subway. That's how much it costs every time you swipe the little Metro card or whatever. Is that much? I think so. Oh, wow. That's pricey. Maybe that's the cost of the card. Something like that. I don't

know. I like traveling in other countries on subways because you don't grasp the sense of how much the currency is, so it's just like, oh, okay. I'm like, I always tell myself I'm hoping this is just like 50 cents. Like in Japan, it's like... Honestly, though, going to New York made me want to go back to

Tokyo. I haven't been to a big city in a while, man. I would love to go back to... But... There's a helicopter. That ain't happening. Yeah, man. 2022, maybe. Because I was actually getting hopeful that maybe by the end of 2021, COVID would wrap

up enough where we could go back to Tokyo. But Tokyo itself is having a really bad outbreak with the Olympics and just in general. So are we. And so now we're surging back up. Delta, baby. That damn Delta virus. Oh, the Delta. Okay.

So we got everyone vaccinated. Now what? So are they liberals? They're just naming everything after fucking brands now. Delta, Corona. What next? We're going to get the fucking Febreze strain. That's a stand up bit right there that I will go to a comedy club and do.

What's this, Delta? Corona? Yeah, call me when there's a Miller Lite strain. Ha ha. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. If I were to be in the audience, I would always be supporting my brother. Thank you, man. Thank you. I mean, the rest of the room would be applauding and laughing as well. They would. Well, I guarantee I could go to a comedy club and maybe get a couple

chuckles out of that one I'd workshop it a little more the thing that I would love to do the Coca-Cola virus if you ever performed I'd just after like some of the jokes

no laughter but every single every single joke like where people would just chuckle just I love the thought of I love people clapping at jokes just i love people clapping

in comedy clubs because basically laughter is a natural response like but clapping is like you making an effort to be like good job good job i mean there is the form of clapping we're just like oh shit okay like it's kind of like it's more of like a sliding your hands together like ha ha it's like a it's like a response but like the type of clapping i almost i almost said clapped her it's like that just aggressive just this was good it's like what people do at the end of i love it when people do it at the end of a movie a movie yeah it's like the movie ends it's an arc light r.i.p r.i.p to the fucking arclight you know I will always remember I had the most like at least like probably the most memorable movie going experience I've ever had

where in the middle of midsummer the theater started to like rumble and I thought it was people like stomping their feet to the music and I'm like damn people are pumped people are excited for midsummer it's a 7.0 earthquake yeah and all of a sudden it like literally just...

I was like, holy shit. It was crazy. I remember being... I haven't felt one in the longest time. The weird thing, though, was I was at the movies, too,

just a different movie theater when that happened. I was seeing Toy Story 4. Yep, you were at the Galleria, right? I was. I remember banging. Everyone ran out. I thought you were going to say

the experience with a dude next to you just kept being like, and then pulled out fucking dental floss and started flossing his teeth like halfway through the movie. That happened to me. After you told me that, I saw someone flossing during a movie. It's because of popcorn, I'm assuming. They bring it, but who's going to a movie and it's like, oh, hold on.

Let me go back inside and grab my floss for the popcorn. Well, I also don't want to hear just it's like shut up just stop just i can't even remember what movie it was because that whole experience i was with you i was with you but i don't remember what it was because i think most of that experience i was just focusing on this thing going on right next to me was it mother it might have been mother but darren and i think it was mother if it was mother then like it was mother if it was mother then like it was something

where he kept like like scoffing because he was like like this is stupid like and it's like yes it is stupid but fucking just watch it

just shut up dude like we get it I remember you just maybe he thought like since no one else is doing that he's like is everyone else here stupid

does everybody buy into this crap well that's what happened when I saw Moonlight and like the dudes in front of me, it's like they did not realize it was a gay movie. They're like...

We was giving them a handjob on the beach and kissing them and they just got up and walked out. They left their popcorn too. But I didn't want to eat it because I was like, I don't know if they washed their hands. I think I want to... Are you guys seeing this? That's like basically what it was. i want to see the green knight and suicide squad these directed by james

gunn these suicide so many posters about in new york yeah oh i bet yeah it was really when i went to bangkok there were stranger things posters at every subway stop so i just get off and see fin wolfhard's face with like like, tie all around it, and I'd be like, that's weird. They play DTF in a bar. Psych. Gotcha. Well, yeah, well, our little friend Gray put a little prank on me.

We were getting tattoos. I was, like, sitting outside with you, and he opens his door. He's like, dude, do you hear this? And I hear inside, and, like, over, like, the music they're playing in the tattoo place was a song off of Outs. And I was like, what the fuck? I tried to listen to the music, but everyone was just laughing so hard I couldn't hear the song. Well, once the laughter subsided, I heard my voice. I was like, oh my God.

And it was, I thought, like my eyes lit up because I thought it was like, this is the first time I'm ever hearing like, just like, what a coincidence. Like, wow, my song's playing. And then I found out he asked the lady to play it to prank me so well he pranked everyone because the song is so bad he fucked the guy tattooing

fucked up someone's tattoo while it was playing because he couldn't stop laughing like the picture of people laughing at like bad music get off the stage

laughing we gotta start throwing tomatoes like we gotta bring that like dude we should go to a comedy club and just bring a box Like bad music. Get off the stage. Clapping. We got to start throwing tomatoes. Like we got to bring that. Dude, we should go to a comedy club and just bring a box of tomatoes. And just like someone isn't doing good at stand up. That's the opposite of clapping. Clapping is what you want.

You don't want the tomatoes. We do it at a movie screen. That's what it's known for. Well, I think it would just go like it just like it wouldn't even break apart apart just well what would let's throw apples instead they're a bit harder imagine getting decked with an apple like someone throwing an apple at your head as hard as they could you could knock out some teeth with that yeah apples are hard apples are really fucking hard dude and i think uh i think back in like old theater they would actually throw tomatoes right like that was like a see I feel like there'd be too many trigger happy people that would be like I'm gonna find a reason

to not like this so I can throw tomatoes I'm gonna was tomatoes just derived from when like when someone didn't like something back in the day they would just throw trash and then it just got formed into like a tomato tomatoes are squishy and if you throw them they're gonna so it's like when you throw tomatoes at people on stage

it wasn't just like people only throw tomatoes at people on stage. Because like they wouldn't just it wasn't just like people only brought tomatoes it would be just like rotten vegetables and trash they'd throw on stage right? I think tomatoes might have just become like the go to. I'm sure back in the day I wonder if like when our primate brethren back in the day

put on like shows for each other they would like throw their own feces. Does it go back that far? I wish we still did that. They didn't like the way one danced. Going like just shitting. Dude, I love that video. Seriously, like shitting and like gearing up.

It's like he's a little constipated. He's really trying to push. Or just pure dance. I love the video of the old lady at the zoo and there's like the chimp down below and he's looking and he's like and he throws it and it hits her in the face and it just sticks to her face

have you seen the recent like big monkey video that's been sent around right the one with the orangutan no I don't think I have the one where he's like trying on sunglasses and someone dropped into the exhibit dude that's awesome. That's so cool.

Hold on. He puts them on. How does he know? They're smart, man. They're getting smarter. Well, orangutans specifically learn through observation. Like they, they look at like, that's why when the kind of like not adoption places, but the wilderness place, what are the sanctuaries that like keep them whether they were orphaned or

something they like just show them they teach them like how to do certain things hold up teach me how to do my taxes monkey see monkey do what dude that's awesome he's just chilling putting on sunglasses I know He's looking around Oh my god, that's so cool Because he saw how everyone is using them And wearing them, and so he's trying to see what's up That's so smart, that's so cool Is it still going?

Yeah, he's taking them on Because I wonder what he thinks I can still see through them Whenever I see an orangutan trying on something, to me it just looks like a wise, fat wizard that sits on the top. They're like the elders. Yeah, they're like elders.

They're just like, hmm. It's either that or a morbidly obese woman from Kentucky on her couch, naked, putting on some sunglasses. That shit's crazy, right? Have you seen the monkey video going around of the pygmy marmoset? That's like, it's a monkey that's this big, dude.

And the guy has it in his hand. It's literally this big. What? What is it called? Just look up pygmy marmoset. And it's been going around. I saw it on TikTok or something. It's crazy.

Is it this one? No, it's smaller than that. Let me pull it up. Brent's fucking texting the shit out of me right now. Does he want your dick? Yeah. He said, hey, I'm out of soap. Can I get some soap? And I said, okay, man, well, you can literally go to Target

and get soap for two bucks. And he said, well, I'm not allowed in Target anymore because of the smell let me see if I can find this this pig pygmy yeah like I could not believe that there's a primate this fucking small

dude it's a what is there dude there must be something going on down the street because here look well look at this That's not helicopter. No, it's a helicopter circling. It's not Wednesday. Hold up. Oh No, that's an airplane No, it's a helicopter because it happens around my house all the time and I have to listen to them just circle and circle and it's Very fucking annoying. Look, look how small that little monkey is. Holy shit

That's such a cute little monkey. Is it just gonna stay like that? It's gonna get bigger. No, that Look how small that little monkey is. Holy shit. That's such a cute little monkey. Is it just going to stay like that? It's going to get bigger. No, that's how small they are. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see what's going on in the area. Let's see if there's a fire or maybe some stupid fucking.

Okay. Let's see what's going on. Let's see if the map will show me helicopters flying over. Yep. Dude, remember that one time we like heard the helicopter like what's going on we ran out there's like a fire just right down the street yeah there could be something crazy going on like a standoff or a hostage there was a hostage situation right outside my my house a couple months ago did you film it no and uploaded for content i should have i hear about those two girls that took the medallion

off that dead body because they thought it looked nice and matched the necklace more than the pendant or medallion that was on the other one? yeah

they were just like and they filmed it they were like yeah it's one thing to do something that fucked up it's another thing to fucking film it and then post it but it's like

multiple levels of that that's like Logan Paul it's one thing to actually go into the suicide forest. It's a sociopath. Yeah. Oh, 100%. Yeah, that's a helicopter. It's coming around, dude.

You know what they're going to fucking do. Maybe there's a fire. It is hot. It's really like pretty much like over where we are. It gets up to like 100 sometimes. But I want to run outside and see if there's any smoke. Or if there's any like... Maybe we can go out and see what the helicopter's doing.

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Alright, I went outside. It was just a helicopter flying over in circles Yeah, just having fun Practicing, probably For the big competition For the big helicopter race in the sky Cannot wait for that shit, man Do people race helicopters?

Are there helicopter races? I mean, I'm sure there are. Is this like, you know how they have car meetups where it's like they meet on like a mountain road where like cops aren't really patrolling? They're like helicopter meetups. Where it's like drag racing but helicopters? Yeah. No, probably not because helicopters, you have to be like registered in air spaces and you're always on radar and shit dude can we please i know okay in the hold on we're gonna take a brief business break in the book can we please put like an underground helicopter like drag racing team

dude yeah yeah yes yes for sure i think i think what we need is like a gang of guys called the Helicopter Brothers. Yes. But they're like the Fast and Furious guys. Just anything? Can we just name them like the characters from Fast and Furious? Dom was a bald, short little man. The fucking, uh, he loved to sexually harass women in interviews. Is that Ben Affleck?

No, that's Vin Diesel. Have you seen the Ben Affleck interview where he's really hammered? The interviewer that's interviewing him, he's holding her and touching her all over and he's like, oh baby, you're so cute. Come on, sit on my lap. She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

He talks about taking her home. It's so fucking creepy. He was really hammered. It's creepy. Disgusting. Are we back from our. He was really hammered. And it's like disgusting. Really gross. Are we back from our business break? Yeah, we're back from the business break. Okay, good. Just making sure.

Helicopters, dude. I just don't trust helicopters, man. That's just like... I've never been in one. I have once. Ha ha. In Alaska. Went to a glacier.

Got to dance on it. That's right. That's right. You did. You did. You did. How was being on a glacier? It was cool. It was cold.

That's what I was looking for. There are these cracks that you'd look down and they'd go down for a bit. It'd be scary as fuck. Imagine falling in one. Falling in a crevasse is terrifying, dude. You go down and then it's like, you ain't getting back up. Do you think you could have done what james franco did in 127 hours that was joseph gordon levitt and zoe de chanel oh yeah 500 days of summer yeah bad joke um well i would say no

but then i guess also survival instinct i don't't think I would. No way. No way. I'd like, I don't understand. I mean, maybe survival instinct would get to such a point and like hunger and stuff that you're like, I'm just fucking, I'm doing it. That scene is brutal. Where he's cutting his arm off with the key. The guy who actually did it in real life. What's his name?

James Franco? I think so. Josh Franco or something. But that, that guy, that sucks balls, dude. Like, that's the only way to put that situation. But he's alive. Exactly, though. That's the thing. Like, he can live without an arm.

It's only his forearm, too. He probably got some cool-ass fucking Iron Man bionic new hand, you know? Just thinking about it makes me, like, horny. Oh, yeah. Someone's jerked off to that yeah. I get rock solid. Someone's jerked off to that scene, the 127-hour scene, and like blew a massive load to it.

People are into like pain shit, you know? Yeah. They're like, fuck. That's, it's always the end when he's like that one nerve and he hits it with the key. Yep. And it's like the operator sound effect. Operation sound effect. Dude, we should play Operation.

So I had an idea for... Operation with shock collars? Did I already pitch it to you? Is that what you were going to say? Yeah. Is that a thing already? I don't know. It's just what came up to mind.

Well, I saw Operation in the store, and I was like, Ryan and I should play that, but I wish there was a way that it actually shocks us when we fuck it up. We'd have to have someone standing there with the shock collars to probably manually do it. What? ABC. Ah, it's a fucking dip. Hold on one second. Hello?

Hey, guys. Just on hold with a financial company. That won't leave me alone. And I'm trying to cancel something, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See? Got a little Stevie Wonder on hold. to cancel something so yeah yeah see got a little stevie wonder on the on hold uh so i guess we'll go back to whatever noise or music that you had to switch between now and when we continue yeah okay

what was it do you know the sound that you're gonna use to? To transition? Yeah. See, well, I could go with the fart, but that's like, I don't want to overdo it. I'll hold a poll with the fans real quick on Twitter. On Twitter? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Should, okay. As a train, not as an Indian. Oh, it just came in.

Results 100% positive. Yes. You should transition with a fart. Okay. Well, I mean, they already heard it. They love, they said, we love it whenever the farts happen. Please more farts. They want more farts. They want more farts. See, I thought I was already heard it. They said, we love it whenever the farts happen. Please more farts. They want more farts.

They want more farts. See, I thought I was scared that they were getting sick of it. No, I'm reading all the comments right now on Twitter. They said, is this even a question? Of course we want more farts. Oh, okay, good. More farts, please. More farts or I'm unsubscribing, says one.

And when you guys, if they randomly take me off hold, that's when you're going to hear the fart sound again. Yeah. Because that means that I have to speak to... Oh, hi. Hey. Hello, sir? Hi, yeah, I'm here.

Okay, so... Thank you. So, I... You too. Thank you. Bye-bye. Bye. Thank you.

All right. And we're back. I signed up for a fucking gym before COVID, like a monthly membership. And it was like right before COVID hit. So it's like, oh, I can't do that anymore. And then they charged me every month during COVID because I thought that they put it on hold. They didn't. And then I was like, oh, well, I don't even use this gym.

So I'm going to cancel it. So I tried to cancel it. And it's like, you need a valid reason to cancel. If it's because you moved, you need to prove you moved 10 miles away from the gym. Did they have you sign a contract? No. I signed an agreement, which is just to join the gym. Like, you just joined the gym.

It's like, all right, here. And I thought it was just a regular gym thing, which it is. But then they're like, and if you're leaving for medical reasons, we need a doctor's thing. So I paid off what I left and I was like, I sent it's like also I got so I got them to like be able to cancel it. But it's like we need a 30 day warning. And I was like, OK, well, here's my 30 day warning. That was June. And now it's August.

And they're still charging me. So I had to I was on the phone about that, chewing out some poor minimum wage. They had canceled it, but it's part of their what? What was the excuse? Agreement. Something. I don't, it's because I had owed one more payment. So they're like, we're going to keep charging you then.

Okay. Instead of just that. And they threatened to send it to a debt collector if I didn't. So. Just now? Via email. Ah. So.

Cool. That's awesome. Yeah, dude, I love debt collectors. via email so cool that's awesome yeah dude I love debt collectors what I would recommend is trying to get yourself in debt because basically

it's free money credit cards if you just keep spending money from credit cards you don't have to pay it back because if you do it enough they're like

you see what I'm saying you can use enough credit card money to get yourself out like when you're in debt just take out a credit card and a loan to pay off the debt I mean it's not rocket science

just just make sure well the thing is if you go they give you this like number where it's like you have a thousand this your credit line is like a thousand dollars let's just say that you need to prove that you're more responsible than that so go over that but and still just pay back the money it shows you have more money over the credit

like yeah like impress them with how much money you can spend and pay back. Because it's like, oh, you know, you can only spend $1,000. But if you spend $2,000, then they're like, okay, actually he's a pretty big baller. And he gave us it all back. So he's very responsible. And good banking advice for those who have just gotten their first credit card. And that's the thing about credit cards. What most people, I'm serious, what people don't realize, it's free money.

And if you're in debt, you can just take out another credit card to pay off the debt. And turn your notifications off. The more credit, like the more you go over your credit limit, it's kind of like a point system. You want to save that. Yeah. And the more basically like when you want to turn off email notifications and phone notifications and take your phone number off the account because every time they call you, it's they're testing you. And if you receive the notification, if you don't open it, if you receive an email or notification, it actually drops your credit score a little bit. And you don't want that.

So also apply for as many credit cards as you can. And we're actually going to be doing an incentive, a charity incentive soon. We're going to be going around to orphanages and helping kids open their first credit card accounts. And we're going to try to get each kid as many credit cards as we can under their name, so they can actually, they can finally have a, you know, like a shot at life. They'll have some money, they'll, like that's, we're going to change some kids' lives. though like that that's we're gonna change some kids lives i breaks my heart that some kids don't build up their their credit score fast enough and it's like it runs your life doesn't matter how much money you have these orphans need these credit scores man they need these fucking credit

scores they they need credit scores for orphans credit just credit credit Just credit cards for orphans, man. I want to go in with like six, seven different credit card companies, and I want to get each one of these orphans on six to eight credit cards under their name. And the thing is— You have to donate or else their scores will go down. Well, I don't want to waste their time. I want them to get out in the world. So I don't need the credit card companies explaining anything to them.

We just sign them up under their name, give them the credit cards, and say, hey, figure it out. Go out in the world. Go spread your wings. Just kind of like it's time for the baby bird to leave the nest. It is. As the old saying goes. It is.

And that's probably the best way to do it for these kids. Speaking of baby bird leaving the nest, I think Wanda Jr., Wanda 2, sorry, is done sucking and fucking. Maybe. I hope not. I'd love to see her one more time. It's been a bit. She had three, not little.

They can do up to six in one season. Yeah, but it's not even getting to that time. It's been a bit. She had three, not little. They can do up to six in one season. Yeah, but it's, it's not even getting to that time. It's still summer. Yeah, it's hot. It's hot in LA. She can still shake

that thing around unless she got, you know, distracted. She's getting that dove pussy fucked left and right. I hope so.

I hope no big owl or hawk or anything can swoop her up. Well, that's why she was so safe here. Yeah, because it's a very safe area for the nest. If you're on our Patreon, you can see pictures of it. But it's like the baby finally jumped out and shit all over our chairs and flew off.

He really took his time. He spent like a whole day just like sitting on our chairs. And shitting on them. Several, like all those chairs we sit outside. He's like, instead of chilling over on the ground or on the fence, I'm going to get on each one of these chairs and just cover them and shit and he did uh and then he flew off and then wanda left as well uh out back into nature maybe she's getting fucked right now as we speak maybe she's

already pregnant maybe she's gonna come back like tonight or tomorrow and lay eggs that nest is looking kind of you know i mean she's raised what now like five five batches of babies in that nest and it was there before we even got here. But one of them, what the fuck was that? That scared me because I saw movement.

It was just a box that fell over. Oh yeah, it really scared me. It was like, well actually, it was a whole ass shelf. It's like a loud crash.

Yeah, like, oh, it was just, actually, it was just boxes. Just some boxes. Got a little spooked.

But yeah, I would like to see her at least one more time I didn't get to say goodbye because I was out of town as was I oh yeah so we really didn't get to say goodbye

she just kind of got up and left in the night you know as women do but I hope she comes back at least one more time we'll see

we'll see she or her kids her kids might come back that would be great maybe some of the early ones from this season some of the first ones might be old enough now.

Some from last season. Yeah. There's plenty of them out there in the family. They just got to... They just got to remember where, you know, we're like these giants that they're always nervous around, but we protect them. Yeah, we've never done anything to harm them or scare them. In flak. We actually saved one of the kids.

I was about to. Yeah. Saved one of the kids. I was about to. Yeah. So she saved one of the kids. Yeah. I want on podcast. I'd like to say I did. Oh, okay.

Just take credit for it. But yeah. Um, so I saved one of the baby birds and you know, she's, she should be grateful for that. And I picked it up by the back of the neck, like a kitten,

you know, just grab it by the scruff. And then I just kind of, I see, I didn't want to climb up and spook the other little baby bird in the nest. I just kind of chucked it. But it landed upside down. Well, I missed the first time and it hit the wall and bounced.

But baby birds are like tennis balls. They can take a fall. They can take a couple bounces. And it did take a couple bounces, but I got him back in the nest. Good, good, good. And now he's you know he's out there somewhere just chilling maybe his brother's shit all over the chairs is retribution you know next time i was thinking like to just because you know wanda always goes out there

she has to like feed him if we ever find one again and wanda doesn't come back i'm thinking we could just stick one of them on an anthill because that's just endless amounts of food. Oh, wow. Yeah. Like in terms of the circle of life. Yeah. No, I was. She could eat all those and that's so many ants. That's a whole entire ant colony. The baby could eat. Oh, yeah. Yes. Worry about Wanda coming. Yes, absolutely. Did you

were you? Well, I thought you were talking about for the ants because that's I mean, that's also that's despicable. No, it's not. That's animal abuse. No, it's not, dude. It's purposely changing the course of life so that this one baby bird gets tortured. I never said we'd get tortured. I said we'd get eaten. By ants.

Does that sound like a fun time? No, it doesn't. If you were a baby bird, picture you're a baby bird and you get placed on an anthill. I don't want to think about that. And all the ants eat you alive. No, we wouldn't place it on a fire ant hill. We place it on, you know, a regular ant hill. The ones that don't like to bite as much.

The nice ones. Do we have fire ants out in LA? I don't know. We definitely had them in South Carolina. Fuck fire ants, dude. What are the ones that are red and black striped? Fire ants are kind of red. What are the...

And they bite. No, but these ones are like furry ever seen those yeah yeah yeah what are they i'm gonna look them up i want to be a furry red and black striped ant velvet ants velvet velvet brightly colored they are shades of yellow and brown or red and black velvet ants are not aggressive and will try to escape when encountered, but females have a very painful sting if handled. Females use a long needle-like stinger concealed at the tip of the abdomen. I'm guessing similar to like a wasp or something.

Dude, ants are so fucking... I can talk about ants for so long. Dude, are wasps just like... Bigger evolved ants with wings? Like the brutes of ants? Because they look kind of the same. Doesn't this look like that could be a wasp because they have the thorax

the anthrax and the abdomen and the borax and the lorax oh Ryan can I tell you something yeah and so you're not going to like it oh what's happening it's something I meant to say earlier in the podcast.

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