supermegashow - EP 260 - We Wrote a Dang Book

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

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No, don't! Josh! What's up, everyone? Hope y'all are having a decent week slash day slash month slash year. Probably not a year, probably not a month. Maybe a week, but hopefully a day. I sure am. I've been having a fantastic two weeks, actually.

I know. We've been staying at the office late. We've been having a fantastic two weeks, actually. I know. We've been staying at the office late. We've been working on our work days. Working on the book. Busting our asses working on the book and also editing the first draft today. We just officially completed the first draft of Super Mega Saves the Troops last night. Late at night, we finished the first 209-page rough draft of the book uh printed it out into three hole punched paper we each put a copy into our binders and uh now we're going through today

after the podcast with some red pins and just fucking whoop whoop whoop whoop yeah and it's uh i'm proud of this one i'm i to be honest ryan going into writing a book i was a little nervous that like what if it's just like not that funny and like we just kind of like it's not that like because we don't really know how to write that well maybe but I am actually really fucking happy with how this book turned out how it actually turned into like a 200

something page yeah it's got like a legit story I thought that like we wouldn't be able to structure a story well but you guys just have to see we'll see if it's structured well well it's definitely a story it's definitely a story and you guys

as of right now 24 chapters plus a prologue I think it's hilarious that we were able to write such an interesting adventure I think it's incredible that you and I actually were able to write a book.

I know. Hey, you know, I've never thought I'd be able to actually write a book. Anyone can write a book, but only we had the discipline to actually do it. Yeah. Take that, George R.R. Martin. Yeah, all of you little fucks that are like,

oh, I'm going to be an author one day. Yeah, let's see the books you've written. They're gonna look at our chapter and be like, Ryan farted in... Okay, okay. Jesus Christ. I mean, Matt slapped his penis on Ryan's shoulder. Ha ha! Deez nuts, yelled Ryan.

That's close to how the book is written. But we are uh currently um working with a team of illustrators uh who are viewers like you guys who we found through twitter uh and we do need more illustrators actually asap because we have to turn our book in for publishing friday september 10th so I'm putting a call out. If you are good at doing pen and ink line work in a realistic style, then please email us with some examples at contact at supermegashow.net. And don't feel like you have to like create an example or like do any work. Like if you have like past work, just send in past work so we can get a general representation of what you can do.

Hardy Boys style, that realistic old pen and ink that was in mystery novels, that is the style we're going for. So no coloring or anything like that? We have resource packs that we made of all of our poses, spinning around, the outfits that we are having for the book. And then we have prompts for each illustration that we'll give. And we'll let you pick out which one you want if it's not taken yet. But we need to do this ASAP.

So if you're a quick artist, wants a little bit of cheddar in those sweet deep pockets, hit us up at contact at supermegashow.net. Don't hit us up in 2023. I just listened to the podcast. You guys still need that?

No, you fucking idiot. The book's out. The book's been out. And the sequel. And the third one. By how long from now, you said? Three years? 2023.

2023. That's possible. Yeah. Let's just say... You know, if people like the first one... Well, we've already planned a good bit of the second book, but that's for another day i want that i want that like twist ending to be like and then it's like there's a second book

oh okay yeah yeah yeah but i i don't want to spoil too much yeah you're right i had a fucking blast writing that with you though man that was like one of the most fun things we've ever worked on. It was just fun. And to know that, like, okay, so the plan behind this book, the truth is, ladies and gentlemen, we had a lot of fun writing it and we're very proud of it. We were just cracking up as we wrote it. We also have a goal of becoming New York Times bestselling authors. New York Times best-selling authors and we thought it would be kind of a funny bit if we got that title from this book

when so many people put their lives and passion into like one project over several years. Into like a really like really emotional book where they're pouring out their own insecurities. They like take like two years to edit it and make sure that it's as tight as can be.

And then these fuckers walk in the room with this fucking book full of farts and dick jokes and become New York Times bestselling authors. That's the goal, though. And the way... We're going to launch a campaign to get this because basically, I think, I believe, I might... might we'll update you guys but i'm pretty sure the criteria for becoming new york times best sellers is pushing selling 5 000 copies physical

digital audiobook uh all of those um in one week's time so if we can hit 5 000 copies of super mega saves the troops being sold or purchased on Amazon as an audiobook or whatever. If it'll be on Amazon, I'm not sure yet. That's just somewhere we have to talk with the publishing shit about. Ryan and I will officially, for the rest of our lives, have the title as New York Times bestselling author. Now, can they be choosy and like they'll read and be like, no, we're not giving this?

Or do they have to like, to their word, be like, mean i don't times best seller i don't think any i don't think it's like a team that decides i think it's just like you are like you get that status once you hit that and it's uh they'll put us on a list i don't uh think any good list though new york times is not going to read our book no one at the new york times is going to sit down be like let's see what this is all about oh okay one page in my god fox going to read our book. No one at the New York Times is going to sit down and be like, let's see what this is all about. Oh, okay. One page in. God, Fox News might read our book.

Tucker Carlson talking about it. So two YouTubers have made a little book. Do you think the sacrifice of our brave men and women in the military can be illustrated into a joke, a bunch of poop and farts? A children's book, essentially, is what it is. Well, I have one thing to say to you, Super Mega. Yo mama. And with that, we're moving on to talk about how black people are more dangerous than white people. Thank you, Tucker.

Oh, man. Classic Tucker Carlson move. Dude, I'm just really excited. Like, I want to just, I have to edit this podcast right when we're done. Yeah, I want this podcast to be done with already so I can go read our own book. I want to go read my own book. I'm done with this. After this, though, once we edit, you you know we each have a i got a red binder ryan has a blue binder you know just like uh we got some red pens and no blue pens because

you know red pen is like we want to feel like teachers when we're right right and it shows up well on the black ink technically we have a teacher helping us we do have a high school teacher that teaches english uh overlooking looking over the book this week for, because basically we're going through and editing today and tomorrow and just kind of like reworking some stuff and just basically making it pretty. And then we just got to get someone to help us like format it and, you know, grammatical shit. And then we just got to drop in the illustrations and make it the text size and font we want. Then next thing, and we got the cover in the works done by the same person that did our DTF album cover. Beautiful, beautiful artist named Shoop.

The cover's looking great too. It's fucking awesome. And we're so excited to drop this. I'm not trying to make this into a big advertisement for a book. I'm just so stoked because I had so much fun writing this. I want to be honest and upfront with people, though. First off, the amount of time and stuff that we're putting into not just writing it and editing it, but also planning and getting all of it together and trying to get it out for publishing.

all of it like together and trying to get it out for publishing. It is cutting in to the other big project we had that we really wanted to release by the end of the year, which was the album. Right. It's looking like we're probably going to, I know, I know. Oh, they always push projects. Well, this is a, this is a, because we're, yeah, we had to focus on the book. We might, we definitely are going to be worked like after the book, that's going to be our focus for the rest of the year in terms of the next big project we're working on.

Immediately straight into the album. But I don't want to rush it out. No, it's got to be perfect. And so I'm thinking it's probably going to have to more than likely be pushed into early 2022. I imagine it will be. I mean, I have no idea. Probably like Q1, Q2. February or March 2022. I imagine it will be, I mean, I have no idea. Probably like Q1, Q2.

February or March 2022. Yeah, I'm hoping, I'm wanting Q1. Because we got to produce some music videos. We got a bunch of tracks planned. I am so,

in the car today, I was listening to a beat that I bought the exclusive rights to for the album. You were showing it off. Yeah, and I was listening

and I was like, rapping to myself and coming up, and I had to pull out my phone to quickly write down some ideas I had. It's great. As you blew past a stop sign. Striking a child.

Striking the cross guard. But you know it's like what's so fun about. How do you get a job as a cross guard? I don't know. Do you have to volunteer for it? Just be a dumbass. Okay I have a question like cross guards that you see at school are they like hired by the school or do some like older people just like i'm gonna keep the kids safe i'm gonna

help the kids and they like go buy like a little safety vest from from uh walmart and then get a stop sign from somewhere we could be crossing guards honestly like we could just go up to a school with the vests and just when they're getting out to fill up the signs. Yeah. Crosswalk for a college, like a crossing guard. But the book is a passion project for us because we've always talked about it. And then Ryan randomly threw out the like joking title once,

Super Mega Saves the Troops. And years ago, we didn't even discuss if that, like, is that what you want to do? We just went with it. And like writing it, we would just have all these late nights where we'd just be sitting there ago we didn't even discuss if that like is that what you want to do we just went with it and uh like writing it we would just have all these late nights where we'd just be sitting there on computers uh brainstorming and like writing and just fucking cracking like taking turns like right like how it started was at least the first i'd say third of the book was written where one

of us would write a few paragraphs or even a chapter and then the next person would write a few paragraphs of a chapter and then for the rest of the book we would just kind of like go off like we'd write something and one of us would go behind them and like add something to it or you know it was more yeah yeah and uh just there there were multiple occasions writing this where I laughed until my stomach hurt. So if it made Matt laugh until his stomach hurt and it made Ryan laugh until his stomach hurt, odds are it's going to make you laugh until your stomach hurts as well. I also don't want to overhype it up. Like, it's so funny.

I know. I know. I mean, you're hyping it up over here. See, I'm proud of it, but I think anything I do, I'm always very cautious of it, because I never know how people are going to react.

For us, it was like a fun time and a fun thing, and I think if we can pull it off, not in terms of releasing the book, but the New York Times bestselling author's thing, if we can pull that off, it's going to be one of the... It's probably going to be the highlight of the... It's definitely going to be the highlight of the the book, but the New York Time bestselling author's thing, if we can pull that off, it's going to be one of the... It's probably going to be the highlight of the... It's definitely going to be the highlight of the whole year.

Because, you know, our whole thing, SuperMega, is we like taking bits to the extreme, like the NASCAR thing. And now, in the same year, if we can be New York Time... Oh my god. It's not going to be expensive. Paperback book, they're not expensive. We will do hardcovers as well, and some signed ones.

But more about that later. And the goal is to have it out in November before Black Friday. So that is with the publishing stuff we're doing right now. We're self-publishing. And we have a very like streamlined timeline deadline shit uh but the goal is to drop it uh early to mid-november so you might see that one on a barnes and noble shelf near you soon holy shit what your mama this person did a really good uh creation of super mega two-ish years later and I finally finished. All thanks to this lovely community.

It's on the subreddit. Oh, I saw them on Twitter when I was asking for artists. I saw that person post it when it wasn't done yet. Kelly, Justin, Jackson, Harrison, Don, Ryan, Matt, Banana Lego. Yo, just got some rough

thumbnails for some more illustrations from Yurik Salad Bar. Oh, I can't wait illustrations From Yurik Saladbar Oh I can't I can't wait to see Yurik's work Can you just send like airdrop or send it Yeah he sent six options for each one To see Oh airdrop it too

Alright Ryan McGee there's the airdrop See it No Oh sorry I was sending it to your Mac. Okay, here we go. Accept. There's two Ryan McGee's in my phone. I don't know why.

And both of them are bad fan art as your picture. I love... Ryan and I always make each other's faces in... Did you send more or is this the same? It's the second one. Okay. No, sorry. I sent...

You douche. Whoa, dude. You fucking douche. That's an unappreciated sent... You douche. Whoa, dude. You fucking douche. That's an unappreciated word, fucking douche. And then... Douchebag! All right, what you thinking? Ooh, I like C and D for the second one.

And for the first one, I like... Ooh, B is cool. D is really good, though. D, E, and B. Deb. For the second one? Okay, for the first one, D, B, and E are my favorites. For the first though. D, E, and B. Deb. For the second one? Okay. For the first one, D, B, and E are my favorites.

For the first one, D, B, and E? Yeah. What you think, baby? For me, I like... For the first... For the one, I like... Oh, I got to beep that out because people don't... That's a spoiler.

I like C... C or D. C, D, and F for me. I just like the angle of F. Yeah, that looks cool. I think D is really good. D is the one that expresses... D is nuts. Yeah.

And then for the next one, I like A and C. What did you like of the second one? I liked C and D so it's looking like we both like C yeah let's do C how's that sound? yeah does that sound good to you brother? which part is this for?

when we're in got it you have to bleep that their name we're in... Got it. You have to bleep that. Yeah. His name. Their name. Yeah. We're going through all the... Perfect.

Okay, so we're going with... What do you say? D and... C? Is that what we said? Let's do D and C. Yeah. D for...

Guys, you're listening to some real business happening at the Super Mega Place right now. We're working on the book live on the, well not live, well for us it's live on the podcast. It's live for me right now. Oh wait, everybody guess what time it is. You thought we were going to ad break, but it was actually

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You can always hit that 15-second skip button a couple times. On YouTube, we put up a little thing. Yeah, we put up, we blur it and put up, or. Sponsors. We just put up the text sponsors. So if you're watching on YouTube, you can see exactly where it is. And now, starting now in the description of the video, we're putting the timestamps of, so when you look at the YouTube bar,

it's segmented exactly. So you see exactly where the ads are. And so you can just whoop and you can click in the description the time stamp to directly skip it. Isn't that awesome? Mm-hmm. That was Layton's idea. Ah, Layton. He's a good boy.

What a beautiful boy. Beautiful gay little boy. Beautiful little gay boy. I think, you know, he's got to do some of those ears, though. I hate to look at them. Oh, with the big old holes in them? Yeah, from the fucking gauges. Well, he can't do anything about that.

No, it's disgusting. Well, I mean. I don't want to see it. They don't close back up. No, he wants to get the, he wants to get, it's not surgery. It's a little procedure you can go to in one day and get them closed up. And he really wants to. I wonder what your ears look like afterwards.

Do they clean it up and everything? Yeah, they clean it up. Okay. But yeah, he wants to go do that. And he just said it's expensive, so he can't do it right now. I remember when gauges were big. That was like big when I was probably like in high school. Yeah.

I'd say. Gauges were, yeah. I'm sure people still wear them, but I feel like they really had to come up. Jacksepticeye? They had to come up around like 2010s-ish. Yeah, because remember that was like all of the metal bands or like A Day to Remember. I mean, kids at my school, like the emo kids. There was this one kid who I remember just everybody knew him because of his gauges and how big they were. Yeah, big gauges are freaky.

I think my mom or Jim were always like, you know, no one's going to hire them if we pass someone walking with gauges or whatever. It's like, how do you do that to your ears? I love that concept. Cecilia said. You can't hold a job and and work it's and make money in society because you got big earrings but now but i think that was that's just that's a generational mindset because i'm pretty sure back like when our parents were trying to get jobs like you they they looked more into like oh you have tattoos oh you have a lot of piercings

oh you're a sinner you look strange we don't want people to be put off by our business because of the way you decide to dress yourself or look. Also, they probably, old school mindset where it's like people with tattoos were like the bad people,

like the rebels, the ones that get in trouble. They're part of the Yakuza. I mean, look at me, man. I got tattoos. I'm a troublemaker. Dude, going into the Japan bathhouse shit,

bathhouses, saunas, whatever the fuck they're called. Onsen. Yeah. It's going to be a little harder to cover up now because last time I only had to cover up the back tattoo. Right. And then this tattoo. But now you have to cover up quite a bit. My arms, both arms are starting to fill up.

So you're going to have to put tape around it? Well, the reason that Japanese bathhouses, they don't want the tattoos is because they don't want them to become hangouts for Yakuza. Yeah. But I read online that especially nowadays, when you go to one of those bathhouses, if you're clearly a foreigner, they don't really care. Most people don't care because they're like, oh, I get it. Because they see some big dopey white dude and they're like, he's not a part of the fucking Yakuza. As far as they know. Ryan and I have ties deep with the Yakuza. The biggest mafia in the world.

The man with the iron giant tattoo. A tattoo of a triangle and then his old area code. He's part of the Yakuza. The man with the iron giant tattoo. That's a sequel to our book. And then the next one is The Adventures of the Boy with the 7-Eleven Tattoo.

Yep. It's a two-parter, but it's in two separate books. Mm-hmm. It's like one's from my perspective, the other's from your perspective. Same book. Yeah.

Really no differences. We just changed the pronouns. Yeah. Yeah, I want to go get some more tattoos soon. Would you want to get another? Maybe. I just don't know what to get.

I was thinking of doing that one that I was talking about with the monkey. Yeah, dude. You got to do that. I know. We should both go. It would just be hilarious on my calf. What if we both go and get monkey tattoos the same day? We could film it.

Mine would probably take two sessions to do. Well, we could start it. I think that we should go do a video where we go get monkey tattoos because I have a couple ideas. I just have to think about it more. I didn't really think too much about this one. I doubled my tattoos in one day. I had three and then when we

went a few weeks ago, I came out with six. My favorite tattoo so my three favorite, I don't know. The mama's boy one I got is really like a fake. It turned out really nice, right?

See, because mine was so skinny, like there's like thick parts. Yeah, yours, I surprised my mom with I have a little heart with an arrow through it and then it says it says Mama's Boy. Ooh, nice. I think my favorite tattoo I have though is probably the little

smiling Mac. See, my favorite is the have though is probably the little smiling my favorite is the mama's boy uh yeah the mama's boy doesn't show a lot it's it's in videos actually you know what if you're viewing on youtube uh it's on the screen right now you can look at my mama's boy tattoo there it is yeah my mom loved it she was so happy my dad did not why because he's like what about daddy's boy well you're not daddy's little girl uh that's what schlack calls me daddy's daddy's little girl yeah he calls me that and and he always says like daddy's little girl better be on her best behavior for daddy i wonder when our podcast is coming out with chuckle sandwich probably any day now uh it keeps breaking the computers because it's too funny so they have to keep

restarting on the editing process yeah but yeah the chuckle sandwich episode with me and ryan's coming out soon uh we thank god i mean i'm looking at the lineup of everyone that they had and who they got after us and it looks like we are like they still have to release like they got a lot of guests yeah we got to we went that day we we hung out a little bit with michaelves. And then Ron and I got to meet Ludwig. Very handsome man. Maybe you got to meet him. I think I just said, hey. I shook his hand.

And then he did that thing where he did this. Explain what this is. What is that? Just like a little nod. Where you kind of like. How do you call that? recognize that that a shape of a person is there but you don't really like an acknowledgement yeah uh i was acknowledged by what's it wait what i was about to say lupo for some reason now ludwig i well i shook his hand

ryan and we talked for a hot minute and you know he told me what he said i love super mega he said you guys are hysterical. He, I've seen, no, of course not. He didn't really say that. He didn't, he probably doesn't know who we are. Yeah, he does. Does he? Yeah.

I just, I just automatically assume people just don't know who we are. I do too, most of the time. Well, I don't want to go up. Hey, you know who I am? That's the worst thing to do is to go up, like assuming that people know. Oh yeah. No, that's cringy as fuck. Like, I'd love to go up to someone and be like, hey, you know my I am? That's the worst thing to do is to go up, like, assuming that people know who you are. Oh, yeah. No, that's cringy as fuck. Like, I'd love to go up to someone and be like, hey, you know my YouTube channel?

No. Oh. Well, it's, okay, so, yeah, SuperMega, you never heard of SuperMega? And I guess I still, like, see it because, like, a lot of, and I'm not saying these people are this way. I'm just saying, like, in general, from what I've experienced in the past, is also like very clicky in terms of like you know just it's an entertainment industry so so i never know like what the kind of thing is of like are we going to be acknowledged unless we have over a million or something subscribers type of yeah luckily most people are cool well at least in our side of YouTube.

I'm not talking about like David Dobrik and all those people because they're, you know, I don't know. I don't know those people. So I can't really speak for them. But it's more about like clout and shit on that side. That's like the typical like LA influencer that's going and buying their $12 smoothies.

It's like on our side of YouTube, going and buying their $12 smoothies. It's like, on our side of YouTube, all the people that we're friends with are really humble and cool. Yeah. Minus a few. But, uh... Who's he talking about?

Aaron Hansen. Just kidding. It's always Aaron Hansen. Aaron's actually probably one of the nicest guys we've met doing YouTube. I know. He's very generous. He's very sweet.

For all the shit that I see about him, from my perspective, this is a man who invited me over randomly this past, last weekend to build Lego sets and watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Yeah. And that's what we do. We just chill, chat, make jokes. Did you kiss Susie? Not this time.

Aaron was a little bit, you know. I did get to kiss Aaron, though. He let me do it last time. Because usually I get a kiss from each of them, but this time it was only Aaron. And when Susie came in, he put his arm in the way. Oh, yeah. He's gotten a lot more jealous lately.

I can tell. But he used tongue with me, so I don't know if that was a power move or if he's gotten a lot more jealous lately yeah i can tell i think but he's hung with me so i don't know if that was a power move or if he's just more interested in me and he doesn't want like suzy to kind of steal his bread never used tongue with me uh but uh i think that he is a little insecure right now about suzy leaving him so that's why he's like hey no no no don't don't kiss her did you say something on your podcast about suzy can you just can you just leave leave us out of that shit like man did you say something you know that shit spreads like no of course yo mama okay okay you you like you you want to come to disney anyways

we'll we'll pay you're talking about man you're talking about maybe like you know kissing sue that's just inappropriate like to do to do that. That's my wife. That's the love of my life. Yeah, me too, Aaron. And now when we hang out, I'm gonna have to bring this, you know, when like we hang out next, I'm gonna have to bring this up. Yeah, when I'm not kissing Suze.

Yeah, I probably should just stop here with those jokes. No, but Aaron's super nice, and we just enraged some kids at their desk, slamming their fists down. No, but Aaron's super nice, and we just enraged some kids at their desk, slamming their fists down. No, he's not! I mean, it's not like we're any better with, like, I mean, we recently

put out a Dank Souls episode where we tried fighting the first boss with a broken sword for about half an hour, and we didn't even notice that I forgot that there are elixirs we can drink to help heal ourselves when we're going through a level. Did we do that at all? We didn't heal ourselves once.

Yeah, go check out Dank Souls. At one point I looked for them. I don't know if it was cut out or not. I was looking for shit. But I was being dumb. I am playing Demon's Souls, so I thought healings were pickups. And I forgot that they give you a flask or whatever. Yeah.

It's fun though. Dank Souls, you know, just like the Super Monkey Bong video, this is like the sequel and I guess the series that we'll do. You die, you smoke. Yeah. And we smoked a big ass joint. And every time you died in Dark Souls, you had to hit it. I don't want to say, I don't know if, I didn't get as blasted as Super Monkey Bong.

Of course. I got really blasted i got zooted but uh super monkey bong was a whole nother level yeah that was because it was bong rips and also the weed was 44 thc that's i've never heard of weed with that much thc this one was monkey grease 20 grams of weed we didn't finish a 20 gram joint yeah we didn't finish it all i mean we finished it at the office but we didn't finish it in the episode there was no way i could have finished that with how high i got and we were like already dying every two seconds and seeing that there's still like 10 grams of weed in there i was like i can't i can't do this how my first experience ever with

dark soul this is just like probably that's the thing though like with those mistakes that you make where you die a bunch and you don't notice that door opening on the left, or you're like, don't use heals for a bit, that's something that you can do on your free time if you're playing the game, getting into it, and like, oh, I made those mistakes, now I know. But, like, if we're doing it on a Let's Play, then it's just like... Yeah. It's...

It's fun. I like Dark Souls. People who play games, leeway. You mother effers out there. You nerds. Yeah, because it's real hard playing video games for a living, Ryan. It is. It's real hard to read and follow descriptions that tell you exactly what to do. It is.

When I'm trying to conversate with my best friend, Matthew Watson. I don't know why that made me laugh. You know, I saw someone say... You liked my delivery. It was a great delivery. That's why we make such good partners, because you come here, and I sit in this chair, and we go back and forth, and we look at each other, and our mannerisms, and it's like we fall in love all over again every episode.

Every single time we record, it's like I just saw the most beautiful woman, not man, I've ever seen, and just fall in love at first sight. You know, I saw somebody made a comment on the last male episode that said. Good or bad? Neither. They just said, they said, like, I know it's not fake, but like for some reason, like Matt's laugh always sounds like it's a fake. It sounds like what a fake laugh sounds like. And I was like listened back I was like damn it does it sounds like I'm like forcing a fake laugh but it's just how my goofy ass laughs I've not you've influenced my laugh a lot I mean

your laugh changes laughs all the time you made mine my laugh used to not be like high pitched but you made mine like it's different Justin tries to copy my laugh yeah you know it's awful though the way he does it it's actually just like and then he'll look to you for approval after each time and I'll have to give him like a raise my eyebrows

and I'll like do the mhm cool but he started telling people recently that you copied his laugh which is weird and he was the first one that had the Ryan McGee laugh

it was actually the Justin but lag laugh yeah nothing but laugh and that's how he said everyone on the internet knew it as the Justin but lag laugh. Yeah. Nothing but laugh. And that's how, he said everyone on the internet knew it as the Justin but lag laugh. But then Ryan,

you came in and like apparently stole it. Stole it or something. You know, and made it your thing. I don't remember that. Yeah, no,

I don't remember that either, but you know, whatever Justin wants to say to make himself feel better. Yeah. That's fine. You know. He did a great job.

You know, there may be trouble sometimes in that category. Trouble in paradise, yeah. But he does a great job on those videos. God does he. With Dank Souls. Did you see how he edited that?

No. Like a fucking person who edits well. It was wonderful. Yeah, no, I watched, I didn't watch it a lot. I want to go back. Well, actually, it's not out yet as of recording this. And after this, I got to go make the thumbnail. We still, okay, also, like. back well actually it's not out yet as of recording this and after this i gotta go make the thumbnail we still okay also like i i will it's uh it's it's definitely a it's fun for most people for a tiny

sect of people they're just gonna be frustrated because of the gameplay yeah and then it's like why are you watching dank souls a video called the game the gameplay giant joint and play dark about us being high so so don't expect... It's also my first... Both of our first time ever playing Dark Souls. I also pre-gamed before. Yeah, I didn't. But, you know, people...

One thing that I don't think a lot of people realize is that you and I still edit a lot of videos for the channel with Justin. Like, some of the live action, not like the mail videos and stuff, but like a lot of the vlogs and stuff. The last male video, we, we all took like a big part in like a lot of, a lot of like, we did a lot of cutting.

We made like the skeleton for Justin. Yeah. Yeah. Cause we still love editing. So like vlogs, like the spaghetti thing and like Japan vlogs, all that. Which Justin helped out. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Cause we did like a triangulated like switch off but then he went back no he went to Seattle for nothing but lag day and stuff and then we used that time to kinda really just go ham

on the spaghetti vlog to get it out but we still do contrary to popular belief we Ryan and I still do, contrary to popular belief, Ryan and I still do edit some of the live action stuff. Crazy. I know. Well, I just love editing. I mean, you edited Super Monkey Bong.

Yeah, that's right. I did. Sometimes it's just like there's certain videos that I just like I want to take. Yeah. Because even though we pay an editor to do it, who will do a fantastic job, I'm like, oh, man, I want to take this one. Like it's kind of, it's just because I have we pay an editor to do it who will do a fantastic job i'm like oh man i want to take this one like it's kind of it's just because i have a like a certain idea a vision in my mind and i can't explain it but i know that like i can get it out if i sit down and work on

it and i get exactly what i want um because that's how like when i when i do an edit i it's like i see it in my head and then i just have to sit down and like I can't even really explain that to people I have to like just do it and then make exactly what I see inside of my big empty head but for exactly and for those um who are excited to dank or they've already seen dank souls but then we have uh another amazing series with our beautiful boy, Justin. Ooh, yeah. I know we've been lacking on gameplay, but you're about to get the dark side of the Sonic Adventure 2 Let's Play. And of Phil. Dark side of Phil. Is that his whole name?

Dark side? It's not dark side of Phil. Yeah, it was dark side of Phil. You ever watch Dark Side of Phil? The Dark Side of Philip DeFranco. They're the same person. Dark Side of Phil? The Dark Side of Philip DeFranco. They're the same person. Dark Side Phil is his alter ego. Sexy Phil and then Dark Side Phil.

One and the same. Yeah. Two faces of the same man. Oh, yeah, real quick. Y'all might be like, NBL day, nothing but lag day. What's that? Yeah, go to his YouTube channel,

nothing but lag. He has a vlog out about it. Oh, go subscribe, y'all, because Justin is trying to get to 100,000 subscribers on his YouTube channel. Because we told him if he can make that achievement, we'll finally start respecting him.

A little bit. Yeah. We'll move him up on our respect scale two points. Yeah. Zero being no respect. It's like that same thing that I was feeling where it's like is there is there mutual respect uh between me and ludwig because of the subscriber thing with justin he's almost you know at that point to where we have not we have 900 something thousand if we could notice him with it's 100 because then it's at least you know like but also what what's gonna be uncomfortable and it's a real possibility, is if we hit a million subscribers before he hits 100,000, we can't keep talking to him. Because at that point, it's a channel with a million subscribers, million YouTube boys, interacting with someone with less than six digits in their subscriber count.

I know. Seven with five? No, no, no, no, no. That's ridiculous. Who would ever do that? Certainly not a lot of famous YouTubers in the beginning of the creation of Super Mega. Oh, he's saying it. Yeah, that's true.

Shout out to the bigger people who did actually collab with us when we had like 20,000 subs. Like Jacksepticeye and shit. That was Jack, that was the Grumps, Chris. The fact that these bigger people actually collabed with us, it's such a small channel. Because I don't ever see any more small channels getting collabs with big people. I don't know if we ever talked about this, but there was going to be a Super Mega Markiplier episode in the very beginning. More than just an episode.

It was going to be a small little series or something? Yeah. Was it going to be Five Nights at Freddy's? What was the game that we were going to record? I can't even remember. We showed up at the Game Grumps office and Mark's like, yeah, I'll do some Super Mega. So the first month, we were going to release some videos of Markiplier on Super Mega. But what

happened right when we got there, he had to leave? Something at their office wasn't working. Wasn't working. Their recording set up. Like, Mark couldn't figure out exactly how to get it working. And then... Oh, well. And then we just left.

And then we left. So, we never got that. The lost episodes. We never got that collab with Markiplier. They didn't even film. He's coming on the podcast next week, so. Yeah. Oh, my phone's buzzing. News to me. What?

I mean I'd do it. Let's get him on. Psych. Let's get him on and just let's do a video where we get him on and just rewatch all those old challenge videos. No. That we did. No. The seven second challenge. The whisper challenge with Ninja Brian and Aaron Hansen. That's the first time we really I really

like met Aaron was when he came for that video I met I remember I think the first I want to say the first time I met Ross was when Daniel and I

went over to Ross's place and played like Smash Bros and like is that when you guys shot that video? it was Daniel and I no no no it was Daniel and I

versus Ross's Kirby and he still kicked our asses that's Ross always we're being very annoying because I was like a kid Koopa just because you have a bomb you also have a projectile you can shoot so I was just doing that well I think Daniel was Pac-Man or something trying to get up close David Pac-Man what David Pac-Man David Pac-Man who I don't the Pac-Man the Packer Pac-Man David Pac-Man. The political goober. Yeah.

Oh, I just saw Ross for the first time since the beginning of the pandemic. He stopped by my place when I had a couple people over. And it's the first time I had seen him in like a year and a half. Because when COVID hit, he locked himself inside. He needed to. He had a lot of, he just, you he has he's a he's a weak immune system yeah they had the hook among they had to hook him up to this like machine which essentially was like an incubation egg yeah so he could kind of rest and make sure that kovat didn't harm him he had

to be in this uh basically they had to quarantine part of his house with like these you know in like et at the end when they were setting up all the tents in the tubes yeah and they have all those people in hazmat suits that was that was it yeah um and i didn't have a hazmat suit so i couldn't see him yeah i didn't they're expensive and he said i'm not providing any which he had some though which was rude but uh yeah you know he took it seriously um he is he is a weak man, so I understand. But it was good to see. You saw him recently too, right?

Rostered Donovan? I did. And we haven't played much recently, but we played a good bit of Sea of Thieves together. I don't know if he's still playing. I play Sea of Thieves with anyone who plays. He's been doing some. I've seen him on Twitter. Not anyone who plays, obviously.

No, anyone. He's been doing some, I've seen him on Twitter. I mean, he's a- Not anyone who plays, obviously, but- No, anyone. He's big into his streaming. I'm so happy that his streaming like popped off after leaving Grumps because, you know- Well, he grinds on that shit.

Dude, he is a fucking workaholic. Did you see he did that stream with the, he did the first one with the eggs and then the second one with the eggs again

except it took like days. Yeah. It took like almost a week or if not, my God. The second one with the eggs again, except it like, it took like days. Yeah. It took like almost a week or if not a week. The Final Fantasy egg thing is great. You guys should check it out. Ross literally on stream. Kotaku wrote an article about it.

Was that it? Was it Kotaku? It was a couple different places. Someone. But he sat there eating stacks of eggs in his inventory in Final Fantasy

for days. It was so many eggs. I don't, like 999,000 or some shit. Bottles of eggs on the wall. But yeah, it was good to see Ross, man. I haven't really seen any of the other Grumps people in... Ooh, I did see someone recently. Who?

The Ad Read Fairy. Oh! Thanks to the Ad... Thanks to the Ad Read Fairy who provided those, but now we're back with the podcast, and that means... Thanks, bud. Hey! You guys could not wait to get back to this part. Is this the episode with the most farts? Probably not.

I feel like there's. I don't think I farted this much in the in the mic during a podcast ever. God, dude. When Justin was here for the podcast and we swapped seats just because I was using that microphone. My lips fucking touched it by accident and I was like ah fuck cause it hit me immediately when it happened Justin does love pulling those power moves

of just sitting in our seats every time he comes in he sits in one of our seats he's like Justin there's a couch for guests what's the deal though Ryan had to sit on the couch because I took your seat and you know Justin while he's a little rude and brash, you and I are very polite, so we'll allow him to take the seat.

Yeah, I'll let, you know, like... But he just gets, like, fucking, like, grease and shit from his fingers all over the seats, and we have to, like, clean them afterwards. There's still stains on yours from when he sat in your seat. Because you have a leather seat. My chair for the podcast is, like, a light blue a light blue fabric chair, and it's just like there's – I don't even know where these stains came from, but there's also where you can see his little ass cheeks left wet, like grease stains. He sweats a lot.

Two tiny little ass cheeks. He's a damp boy, but a good boy nonetheless. It wasn't even sweat. It was something else. I don't know because it stained like grease. Like bile or something? Maybe. No, there's a Because it stained like grease. Like bile or something? Maybe. No, there's a little bile on this side.

Okay. Because after the podcast, he spits them out. Yeah. But yeah, I don't understand what's up with that guy. It's a whole couch he can even lay on. Yeah, he can lay down. That's what Tumat did when he came on. He laid down and was incredibly intoxicated and made no sense and screamed at us.

People love or hate that. I actually, I love that episode. It was chaotic as fuck. I didn't edit it. Were you the one that did it? I edited it. It took me four hours. So I haven't even heard the episode.

It took four hours to edit because I had to cut out so much. Oh, I bet. I wish we could put like the fully uncut one on Patreon but it still wouldn't be acceptable. Yeah, that one was just fucking insane. Yeah. That was hectic and chaotic.

But ones that people always love are ones with Meat Canyon. Meat Canyon. People love the one with Meat Canyon. He's coming out next month. Just stay with me. I forgot to tell you. Wait, when? What date? End of September.

End of September. So, do you know what date's yet? Not exactly. Okay. Actually, let me text him because he was saying he was going to buy his tickets ASAP. Yeah, so he's going to come for a bit and hang out with us. I'm excited. So we can do another podcast with Meat Canyon.

We should shoot live action videos with them this time. Okay. Let me text Mr. Hunter. What a talented motherfucker. He's just all about that grind. Yeah, no. People... There's a lot of people that fucking...

You're speaking of streams. His streams are awesome. His streams are so fucking chill. The drawing ones? He actually told me the other day that he wanted you and me to come on one of his, do a drawing video with him for his second channel. I'm so down. Yeah, I'm wanting to sit down. Wait, we need to do a drunk drawing with him. Absolutely.

Oh, absolutely. Because he loves drinking. And you know he loves drawing. What an alcoholic. Guy walks in, immediately chugs the entire bottle of Everclear. I said, whoa, Hunter, take it easy. It's 11 in the morning. He's like, I'm only getting started, buddy. Well, actually, when I picked him up

from the airport the first time, it was like 10 a.m., and the first thing we did when we got to the office was crack a beer. I'm sure. But it was, uh, it was fun. Oh. Hey, Ryan, what's your opinion on this whole Afghanistan thing? You know? oh hey Ryan what's your opinion on this whole Afghanistan thing you know yeah man I guess

kind of how I feel yeah you know I honestly had to turn off the podcast like I get it haha funny but like you're the one recording it but for the people listening do you really think we want to listen to farts like every fucking five to ten minutes I don't know it's my podcast though

i need you as a hype man always just yo you do that whatever uh or we do that whatever like one of us dogs on like jackson or yeah it's like it's like when you were like someone would get called like in middle school or high school it's like yeah no but uh basically people probably do i wish other big podcasters did the same fart shit that you do like joe rogan like in the middle of some guy talking like hold on a second hold on a second he stands up in the middle of a conversation with like ben shapiro you know these transgenders oh hold on hold on you know i just don't think they should be in sports at all i mean i mean i mean maybe

in their own separate trans little sports league trans olympics maybe they're like just fucking mark maron like hassan Mark Maron. Or like Hassan. But Hassan's like he's known as like the Chad of Twitch, right? Yeah. He's a Sigma man. He's sexy as hell. Dude, he's a tall motherfucker. He's sexy. He's thick, but like that good thick. He's got like perfect proportions. He's an

Adonis. I know. When he comes for the podcast, we're gonna look like fucking gremlins on camera. I know! But we're gonna be I had that.lins on camera i know but we're gonna i i had that i don't want to spoil it but i had that thing i wanted to do whenever he comes on yeah i don't even want to up i don't i don't even want to tell him it won't be bad i promise hassan hassan you don't even know we're gonna throw acid in his face on the podcast i mean given the fact that you had a friend uh rate our attractiveness live on stream,

Hassan. Yeah, Hassan, what was up with that? Your little friend put me in C. Because of a goofy, a funny picture. Okay, yeah, so they looked up Ryan on Google. She said you were hot. She had a better reaction to you and put you lower than me. She had such a

bit, like, with me, it was just kind of like, you know, but for you, she was like, oh, he's kind of hot in this. Yeah, but basically when they looked me up, the first two pictures on Google Images was the one of my Finn Boy Friday picture where I had the makeup on. She loved that one. And I did look pretty cute. I looked dashing. I mean, the

second one was that. She's like, you look hot. That's what she said. Yeah. I mean, the second one was me when I had the greasy hair and the mustache and I'm smiling at the camera. And i think that she thought it was a real picture she was so put off by that you know that's just not an attractive photo and like i think she thinks that i legitimately took that picture like as like oh man i look good i'm gonna post this it's like the picture of me in like the sweater vest doing the face when she's probably like, this guy just looks like an idiot. Why does he? She looks like one of my viewers. She did? So I don't know if that

was meant to be an insult or something. Or she looks like he watches and then I can't remember. She put me in B. She put me in B and said I'm average. Hurt my self-esteem. And then she put you in C.

I love how she went, she looked at me and went, average B. She looks at Matt, literally goes, oh, he's hot. And then because of a funny picture he posted, just for goofs and gaffs, she put you in C? You know, we're going to have to talk to Hasan about that. Oh, I absolutely will. Why didn't he defend you? That's a good point. He even recognized you when, oh, I know this guy. That's Matt Watson.

Yeah. Boo, boo, boo. I'm doing a podcast with these guys, he said. But lo and behold, he didn't come to your defense. Nope. He just let her fucking throw me into C. Which, if I brought a C home, that's a bad grade. Yeah.

I got in trouble. My mom would beat me. And it's like, C's not good. B is alright, man. And you honestly deserve to be an A. I think you're being a... No, I'm not being too nice. You're a handsome motherfucker. When people like Hasan exist, there's a reason why

I'm putting B. You know what I mean? I guess there is an S. I guess Hasan would be more like in an S, too. Hey, opposite side of the coin. When people like Jackson exist, you know. Oh, of course. Dude, I ordered. So, well, actually, real quick. Back to the Hassan thing.

First of all, fuck him for buying a house. Second of all, that picture of me. You guys know the one. Someone edited it and it went viral on a bunch of meme pages where it's like, no hole pics for daddy

in his Discord session. But it's me when I grew a mustache and I'm standing in a bathroom and I put canola oil in my hair and combed it straight down. And I'm kind of smiling creepily at the camera. A lot of people,

for some reason, took that picture as a legitimate like you were like yeah like i was legitimately trying to like you know like post a thirst trap and for me it's a regular facebook profile picture yes of course i don't think i've changed in a while i should change it soon yeah i'll help you take one today and face half. Okay. But basically this girl that I went to high school with messaged me on Facebook one day and was like, is this you? And it was that picture of me.

And I was like, yeah, ha ha. And she's like, it got posted to this like private feminist Facebook group and they are just dogging you. And, and I, she sent me a screenshot. I'm like, people were taking it seriously like like i actually what a creep i yeah like and i'm like she she's like she's like was this a real picture like did you really take that and i was like yeah and she she was implying like did you actually like think that looked good to post and i was like it's obviously a fucking look at any

other picture of me and then look at that one not only that but like it's pretty, it's obviously a fucking look at any other picture of me. And then look at that one. Not only that, but like pretty obvious, it's a joke. But like not only the fact that it's a joke, but people are so fucking just like the moment they see someone who they deem as more unattractive than them. It's like that gives them a point of reference so that they can then just make themselves feel better. I think that's about it. Yeah, oh for sure. I'm talking mainly about that group that was just like, have you seen this guy? Ew, gross. Also, imagine

to add on to that, it's like, I think the fact that she was like, is this really you took this real picture of yourself? That's kind of rude because that was real. I like how she described it as a group of feminists. Could you imagine

if a group of dudes got together in a group and made fun of a girl's weight? Yeah, welcome to Supermedia. What a double standard. No, it was like a closed feminist Facebook group for feminism.

It was like a feminist discussion Facebook group. Yeah. And it was this picture that got posted. It's like the Snapchat. Oh, I remember. like for feminism and like that was like a feminist discussion facebook group yeah and it was this picture that got posted the it's like the snapchat oh i remember daddy's back from his discord session and seeing that you didn't give me whole pics daddy is angry with you snap me one right now before i come over there and punish my little kitten with angry cat emojis but my my fate i love when people edit the pictures of us to make it look like it's a snapchat and uh my favorite one there was one about wiping let me find it wiping it's like if you really wanted to prank me uh you would send me like i searched matt watson wiping let's let's see

um oh it's a here's some fan art of me oh look at this fan art it's Mia racing Borat Animal Crossing you guys screaming find anything interesting? yeah I found one I messaged Brian Silva here's a picture of you

Ryan and says no don't leave you're so sexy haha a lot of good ones of you hey girl

sorry the bank foreclosed your house right before christmas that's awful to hear feet pics it's one of the best edits to do is just put like a snapchat thing to make it look like they just took that picture and put that hilarious remember they did that to fucking uh millie bobby brown yep but with like the worst like homophobic slurs she got very upset over that i mean rightfully rightfully so, I guess. Oh, yeah. I mean, I wouldn't have been such a pussy about it, but do you remember when you when you God damn it.

Do you remember that one time you put that picture on your Snapchat, like public story where in the background was like on the background in the computer was like a dude sucking another dude off and you got like. No, I thought that was an Instagram story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, was it? Was it in the computer was like a dude sucking another dude off and you got like no I thought that was Instagram story yeah yeah yeah no was it was it Snapchat it was Snapchat

or Instagram I can't remember but you got you got someone reported it oh I think it was Snapchat someone reported it for porn yeah and they locked my account for like 24 hours damn dude and now Snapchat is like literally just used for like fucking titty titty pictures and shit.

Not for me. I think it was always used for fucking titty pictures and shit. But fucking titty pictures. But a lot of people use it as like, a lot of people used it for like OnlyFans before OnlyFans. Yeah. Also like just. Pay for my premium Snapchat. Also it's an easy way for, I know a lot of people use WhatsApp, but it's a way for people who aren't both in the United States to be like, hello, here's my cock and balls.

No, why is everything cock and balls? You can't just say hey to a friend. You have to send them your cock and balls. Oh, no, I thought you were still talking about the nudes. No. Oh. I'm just talking about like, because you can go on wireless through that or like it's for people who don't have iPhones and they can't go through iMessage

but would you be opposed if I sent my cock and balls you and I have sent each other our cock and balls through text snapchat not messenger no one of these days I'm just gonna see

I texted you a picture of my of my cock while we were at yeah we got dinner at a steakhouse uh with justin the night before he left to go to seattle with frank and ryan gets up and excuses himself a little boys room and then he comes back and tells me to check my phone and i look and it was like the most disgusting zoomed in grainy close up of your flaccid penis from like a lower angle. And then when I had to use the bathroom, I did the same thing. But what I did was I put the phone camera underneath my penis when the piss was shooting out and showed my face in the background. And I imagine I'll probably see one of those on the Internet someday and be like, oh, yeah. Well, if our dick pics leaked

you know we're done that's the end we'll just post the exclusives on uh on uh patreon it would be embarrassing but it would kind of it would not something I would ever want to happen but I think that we'd be a lot safer with our dick pics getting

leaked than like a politician yeah well one thing these are dick pics getting leaked than like like a politician yeah because well one thing it's these are dick dick pics for the bros for the bros yeah yeah i'm not sending them to girls to harass them or anything uh that was the old me unless it's my mom yeah which you still send her dick pics well she she does screenshot sometimes yeah why you look angry does she not like it no she loves she loves it but it's more of like, that's my mom. She's visiting soon. I want to spend some time with her, but I know she's always going to be like, I want to see Matt. Your mom is a big girl. She can make her own decisions, can't she?

She has one of those pictures as your contact photo. Who do you think asked her to make it that? And she sends me and goes, look what Matt just sent me. And I'm like, that's cool, Mom. That's awesome. That's my friend's cock. Yeah. Absolutely. I've seen your penis more than anyone else I've ever.

I've probably seen you naked more than I've seen anyone naked combined. That's probably the same for me with you. Definitely. When I shut my eyes, I actually am at the point where I can perfectly see your cock with all the details and like the shape and the color. I'm trying to imagine your penis. I don't have to try too hard. Yeah. Same.

That's how we know we're best friends. Exactly. Pretty sure these guys are just gay. You can enjoy another man's penis without being gay. Thank you. You can suck on a man's penis and pleasure him without it being a homosexual thing. Remember I got you that book, Ryan, called Not Gay.

How straight best friends can have heterosexual gay sex. You got me that back in like 2015, 16. Yeah. And I remember I, uh, it was legitimate. This woman wrote an entire fucking book. Was it a woman who wrote it? Yeah. Okay. About how straight men, uh, can have gay sex with each other, but it's not gay.

It's straight. Okay. Because they're like bonding as bros. Yeah. And I was like, well, by definition, gay sex is gay. Mm-hmm. You know? That's why it's called gay sex.

Because it's gay. Because it's gay. Because it's between two gay men. Yeah. Or two gay women. No, two straight men. Or between two bisexual men or a bisexual man and a straight...

Yeah. You know? Women can be gay. Mmm. They can only be lesbian. And it's fucking hot. Or bisexual. Yeah, let me see those lesbians kiss a little more. I mean, that's what I typed in when I was first figuring out porn. Yeah, lesbians kissing. It was just lesbian. The word lesbian.

I actually tried to go to lesbian.com. Who owns that? I don't know. Dude, lesbian is... Then I found my favorite porn star ever when I was a kid. And I can't, I don't want to give... You're going through your mom's attic again looking through pictures? Oh, you. Yeah. You rascal. Your jokes. I'm a lesbian

thespian. You know? Yeah. Lesbian thespian. Also, like, lesbian well, now it doesn't sound like a word, but lesbian is a, sounds like an alien race. The lesbians. You know? From the planet Lesby. I remember it was in, whenever you learned the word thespian, people were like,

I was that way when I learned masticate Oh yeah Which means to chew Oh we gotta put that in the book When you're like eating Oh true Yeah I'll uh

Let me um Let me write that down Make sure you write it down Write it down nice and good Write it down Write it Write it down Masticate Write it down. Ride it. Ride it down.

Masticate. Ride it down. Ride it. Dude. At the end of the last male video, Two balls, one cock in my hand. I got no respect cause I suck off men.

I got the balls. Yeah, let's try. Mouth full of cum. Check out the tack. My name is Mr. Cum. Ooh. Yeah, let's try. Mouth full of cum. All right. Check out the tack. My name is Mr. Cum. Ooh. Ryan McGoggle's coming soon, baby. Let's do another take.

Shia, let's take that back and let's go with what's actually written on the script. Wake up in the morning and before the sun. Keep guzzling. Come till the day is done. Ooh. Okay. That's definitely not going to make it through. Let's re-digging them holes.

Again, keep digging them holes. Keep fucking them boys. Nope. Okay. We'll just come in tomorrow. We'll just rework it. We'll use the, uh, just call it a day, everyone. Dude, we should get a fucking huge horn for the office.

So at five o'clock every day it goes... So everyone knows it's... Can we just get a siren, like a creepy... Can we put a... Attention, Super Mega Employees. A foghorn? Attention, Super Mega Employees. The end of the day is here.

You can go home. Can we get, what, like an industrial foghorn, like the ones that are used on cargo ships? Which, you know, like, that would death, you'd go death next to it. And I want to hide it under Jackson's desk. Like, under a blanket. And then when he's in there by himself, just...

Can we hide a train horn in the office? So, like, we just leave, put a camera up and... I'm pretty sure they're really big, though. A foghorn is massive. You can hide a train horn in the office? So like we just leave, put a camera up and... I'm pretty sure they're really big though. A foghorn is massive. You can put a train horn on a car. But how would we set it off? With a remote?

I don't know. We'll get Michael Reeves to think of something. I would love to scare Jackson with a train horn. Because Michael Reeves is like Inspector Gadget of YouTube. Yeah. No, you're thinking of William Osmond. Michael Reeves does shit too. Oh, yeah, yeah.

William Osmond. Does Michael Reeves still do science videos? I don't know if he still does science videos, but the last... Both of them are fucking... He did the whole thing where he made the stepdad robot with... That's right. And William Osmond did the... Were you making sure I knew?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know he did anything with iDubbbz because I know him and Michael are friends. You don't remember? He did... Is it not Michael Reeves that did the iDubbbz robot? I thought William Osmond and iDubbbz are good friends. Oh, it was both of them.

It was both of them. Michael Reeves and iDubbbz? It was... Hello, everyone. It was William Osmond, Michael Reeves, and iDubes? It was... Hello, everyone. It was William Osmond, Michael Reeves, and iDubes. Sorry. Sorry, Michael Reeves.

I forgot you. The iDubes? No, you forgot William Osmond. Oh, yeah. Dude, they're going to kill us, man. Who cares? I love William. People aren't going to be mad at me.

Only William Osmond would be mad at me. That's people the worst that he'd do is throw a brick through my window or dox me yeah it's fine or build some super if I got Michael Reeves upset he'd fucking he'd tear you a new one yeah

with his tongue god he french kiss is good but William is, those guys are geniuses. Do they not both have it, like, was it William who was like the brains

behind everything? They used to both do science stuff. I don't think Michael does anymore because he's part of offline TV. Well,

he does, he mainly just streams. Yeah, yeah. He blew up because I remember both of them came to our Portland show.

And they both showed up and then we went out and got drinks afterwards. I remember at the time, Michael was still pretty small and now Michael's fucking massive. He grew a lot. He drank his milk and took his supplements. He's so tall now. And William is so smart.

He just did a video where he got charged 70 grand for a cat skin. America. And he, and he makes his own x-ray machine. I would actually love,

I would love to do a video with him. We should, we should do one where we have to build some crazy, or he has to build us some crazy.

Didn't they say that they wanted to, but this is, this is back when they both, you know, were consistently. Well,

I mean, it's not off the table. They wanted to tase us, I remember, with a real taser. Okay. I'd get tased with a taser. Yeah, but that's from years ago, dude. Who knows if that offer's still up on the table? I doubt it would be, because they're not really doing much together anymore, right?

Well, we can just do it with William on his channel. He did that video with Aaron where the jump button, you had to scream. Okay. But they made a hat, too, where the visor is always facing the sun. It, like, rotates, like. Good.

They're smart, man. Fucking crazy fucking geeks, man. Fucking nerds. Speaking of nerds, thank you to you nerds who listened to this podcast. Yeah, you guys are fucking. You support us. Grand. Thank you so much.

It really does mean a lot. Go over to our Patreon because we have a new Discord server for patrons only that Ryan and I are actually active in. We hop in,

we talk to people, and we do tease new stuff that's not out yet. I jump in, fart and chat every now and then. Yeah, Ryan will jump into the general chat while people are having discussion.

The voice chat. Literally just rip ass and then leave. And recently I took a piss and I put the phone up to the toilet and just pissed for like two minutes. So those are things you can enjoy on the Discord server. Yeah, and then we'll jump into general on some of the other boards and just talk about shit or hang out or tell you guys about new stuff that's secret still. Hiccup. They got to see the book Rough Draft first. They saw the pictures last night

But yeah it's five bucks a month We got two years worth of videos on there Bunch of extra bonus shit You know a lot of fun stuff Come join us we just hit 8000 members So We love you guys so much Thanks for tuning in

And uh Ryan play us out i had to cut it i did the intro music was coming in i had to cut it. The intro music was coming in. I had to cut it. Okay, that's fine. All right, let's end it here. Bye.

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