supermegashow - EP 262 - Mobile Podcast Unit

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

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Starting point is 00:01:30 Super Mega Cast Nice. Thanks for Thanks for entertaining me with that one Brother. Of course man. Anytime Yeah. It's episode 262 262 Also known I don't have a witty like fact or fact, you know. What's a palindrome? There you go. And in my hands, I am holding the certificate
Starting point is 00:01:55 that proves that Matthew Chan and Ryan Coon, the binary star system belongs to me. And it is beautiful. It says this certificate proves that the star named Matthew Chan and Ryan Coon, the binary star system belongs to me. And it is beautiful. It says this certificate proves that the star named Matthew Chan and Ryan Coon. It doesn't say like what it proves. It just says the certificate proves that the star. Let me see it. Let me see it. Hand it over. It's framed, though.
Starting point is 00:02:20 They sent they sent us a frame. And you know what, guys? Nice. Did they give us at Michael's? Yeah. For a nice $19. And you know what's pretty cool about this company? When I emailed them saying that the first one never showed up, they alerted me that I should have told them.
Starting point is 00:02:36 And if I want to get it, the thing I already paid for with express shipping and the frame, that I would need to pay again. And I said, well, no, here's the receipt. I already paid for it. And they're like, well, it's your fault for not telling us it didn't arrive, so we're not going to reship you one. And then they passed me off to a higher-up who never responded. What is that font they used? This website's not a scam, I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:03:01 I've been saying it from the beginning. This website is not a scam. I understand. It it from the beginning. This website is not a scam. I understand. It's the business ethics. They actually gave you a certificate on the last star you bought. So I feel like you have physical proof now. But the other star, who's to say that you do own my G-score? They said I'd have to pay again for something I already paid for that I never received.
Starting point is 00:03:23 I'd have to pay again for something I already paid for that I never received. Even though they have proof of your purchase and that no one else should have been able to buy the star as well. Also, not proof from me. It's within their system proof that I purchased it. And I purchased the expedited shipping and the frame. Yeah. But whatever. At least the same company that you... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:43 So they did well this time. Yeah. At least I got Matthew Chan and Ryan Coon, the binary star system. Do you want it? Yeah. But whatever. At least the same company that you... Yeah. So they did well this time. Yeah, at least I got Matthew Chan and Ryan Coon, the binary star system. Do you want it? Yeah, we've got to put this up in the office. And you guys, I don't know if we've said the coordinates for you little stargazers out there. It's R-A-19-H-41-M-48-S-December-50-degrees-31-feet-31-inches. So, enjoy., 31 feet, 31 inches. So, enjoy. Maybe you guys can see it.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Any of you astronomers out there, if you can take a picture of it, I'd love to see it. Hold on. It's in Cygnus. I've been working on this guitar riff. Can you tell me how it is? Sure. Let me put this down. I've also been working on the drums.
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Starting point is 00:08:55 You know that? I've just been like, I've been on a roll, you know? Life is great. Life is good. Thank you, Jesus, for this food. For the hood. Your mom's in town, ain't she? Yeah, I haven't seen much of her because I...
Starting point is 00:09:13 Well, she got that weight loss surgery, so now she's thin. She's a millimeter thin. She'll turn sideways. I can't see her. Can't even see her. But we've been... It's crunch time for the book right now because we've been open, that we've been working on a book and we're excited to release it.
Starting point is 00:09:28 But also apologies if we sound a bit worn out because for the past week, we've been coming into the office working 12 to 14 hour shifts. Last week too. Last week as well. So the past two weeks, yeah. And then we worked this the
Starting point is 00:09:46 weekend yeah and sunday right now my mom's visiting she came in tuesday so and i haven't the only time i've really seen her is like i'll get home in between one and two thirty or something like that and she'll like wake up and be like, hey. I'll be like, hey. She'll be like, okay. Good night. I'll go to bed and then I'll wake up. Then I'll be like, bye. Bye. So I haven't really seen her at all.
Starting point is 00:10:12 I got lunch with her today though. Which was nice. Nice. But after, we're supposed, if all goes according to plan, today should be. End of day today the final day and the and the book should be ready on our end to start looking in looking at production and publishing right because all we have to do is the book's been finished in terms of writing now it's in the editing phase and currently in the editing phase it's 288 pages it'll shorten out once it's formatted but also like we used kind of i guess a bigger font um when we're when we
Starting point is 00:10:52 were writing it then it's different than the page layout in the book how we wrote it we just wrote it in google docs and to repay me for finishing her beautiful wedding video my sister uh is is an assistant writer like an editor on the book and she has been editing our book very intensely um she's been going back and reading it like three times and um she should be done with that today and then we're gonna go through her notes and fix up some grammatical stuff and because look at some of the little spice spices she sprinkled on. Because our friend YG Red Horse also helped out in terms of editing. But Red Horse has taken some time and has gone up to the mountains to look after this cabin he's building. He needed to detox after reading our book.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Yeah, he was building like a family cabin that he's going to give to his kids one day. That's so sweet. You know, it's an undertaking to read this book. Yeah, all by himself too. I know, that's very surprising, but reading the book or building the cabin? Both were surprising for me. Yes, both are surprising, but I think building the cabin is pretty... Yeah, man, the book
Starting point is 00:11:59 is... You guys are going to get real sick of us talking about the book. Yeah. Just because we're so excited about it. It's fucking, it's not too far off. If everything goes to plan, I'm not going to say the date because I don't want to get people excited or anything, but it should be, well,
Starting point is 00:12:16 it should be before the end of the year. A good bit before, a little bit before, a good bit before the end of the year. I would say, I would say if all continues, because after today it's out of our hands. Yeah. Which means that if all goes well on the production side and publishing side of the book, then it should be out before the holiday season. Yes.
Starting point is 00:12:37 And that's the goal. Holiday season, including Thanksgiving. So if all goes well, but we'll keep you guys updated if there's any delays. We're praying that there's not. Yeah. Because we would like this to
Starting point is 00:12:51 be a, its own, we don't want this to be like a Black Friday drop or something. I want this to be its own thing. We also really want, we gotta get that New York Times bestselling status, man.
Starting point is 00:13:02 That's what I was about to say. We have to. Yep. 5,000 copies, 5,000 units in one week. So we're gonna be talking about this book a lot because we need it doesn't matter if you buy the audio book, if you buy the
Starting point is 00:13:14 e-book on Amazon or wherever or the physical edition of the book with all its illustrations and it's a nice cover and everything or the hardback even. Basically, if you get a copy cover and everything. With a hardback, even. Basically, if you get a copy, you're helping us out, and I'm very, very excited.
Starting point is 00:13:31 The e-book and the audio book would be cheaper than the physical book. Yeah, well, because the physical book, you actually have to have physical components to make it with. And that costs money. You've got to ship it across the world. And it's formatted specifically for a print edition.
Starting point is 00:13:54 But with the way that it's being published, it'll be perfect and fine to read on a Kindle or anything like that. Or an iPhone even. Or an iPhone, yeah. Maybe the whole book and see all the illustrations on your little tiny iPhone or Android. But if you really, really enjoy our content and want to support us, then maybe the – and also if you just like physical copies of books. I think instead of what I was about to say, it more comes in line with whether you like hardcover or softcover.
Starting point is 00:14:19 I've always been a bigger fan of softcover books. Me too. Because will there be a – we want there to be a hard cover. There's definitely going to be. Okay, good, good, good. I'm just so excited. We've put so much, so much blood, sweat and tears into this project. And I'm very, very happy with the book itself.
Starting point is 00:14:36 I like when we're formatting it and deciding where certain illustrations will go. We got a team of 15 or 16, I don't remember the exact number, illustrators from the community. We've assembled a team of 15, high priority. Two podcast episodes ago, we put a call out for illustrators, and a lot of you guys responded. And now we have assembled a team from you wonderful people in the community, have assembled a team from you wonderful people in the community and
Starting point is 00:15:03 you guys have all been worked so hard to get 45 total illustrations finished in just two weeks and you'll get to see all of them not only in the I guess credits in the book but also through all the
Starting point is 00:15:20 illustrations you'll get to see everyone worked so hard they look so good so if you're also looking for new artists while reading our book you might happen upon someone it's funny too cause these people we did not let them like read
Starting point is 00:15:35 a copy of the book early we just gave them the prompts of what each drawing was no spoilers we can't let it leak right so so they got some of these prompts and they're like, what the fuck is the context for this drawing? And they have no idea. They just have to draw it. And it's like, all right, I guess that's a part of the book.
Starting point is 00:15:53 But after this podcast, we're jumping straight back into it. Well, we got to do an ad. Yeah. Not for the podcast. We got to record a little commercial with a video camera but then after that's edited and this podcast is edited
Starting point is 00:16:10 bada boom bada bing we're about to get some new camcorders we use Panasonic GH5s to shoot our live action videos but we started with camcorders or at least our phones started with camcorders. Yeah. Or at least our phones and the camcorder.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Yeah. I just like the camcorder vibe because you and I grew up with that. Like as kids, we grew up with the tape, the ones that you recorded onto tapes. The Hi8 tapes, yeah. And then how I would watch it because my mom would put it on VHS or something. I think you give it to CVS or something like that. They also had, I remember I had. You could also plug it into the TV with AV cables. My friend had a VHS that had a little slot that you would stick the smaller tape into
Starting point is 00:16:54 and you could play it. It was cool. But I mean, there's something with our, the digital zoom. The digital zoom, man. Just the feel of a camcorder in your hand for shooting. Oh, yeah. Like, for higher quality videos of ours, obviously, you know, like, mailroom and music videos will always be, like, better cameras. But for our vlogs and shit, I think we're about to score some new professional camcorders.
Starting point is 00:17:17 I just don't want to be holding a camera with, like, two hands. Because even with a phone, sometimes you're like this. Yeah, like the one-handed thing. You can just go right. Control on the zoom with your fingers. Yeah. It's perfect. It feels so good. I found my old camcorder from high school today and we're going to try to
Starting point is 00:17:34 shoot our commercial on that. But I basically my question is people out there who might already have one of these the Canon XA50 is what we were looking at. How do you like it? Is it good?
Starting point is 00:17:51 Is it epic? I've been looking at reviews. Is there another XA series Canon that's better? We're looking at those. But yeah, those. Also, we can't buy anything without y'all's permission. Yes. Which I'm thinking about buying a house soon, so.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Hey, SuperMega fans, can I buy a Lamborghini? Do we even, do we? SuperMega couldn't even buy a Lamborghini. No. No. SuperMega could buy... Maybe a Ford F-150 Yeah, we can afford that
Starting point is 00:18:29 If we want to bankrupt the bank account and buy a truck That'd be sweet We can buy a Where's the money, McGee? I bought a Ford F-150, look, it's lifted And I also got the Tesla X Model X. Yeah, I was about to say. The poor people Tesla.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Wait, what? No, what's the big one? Model 3. No, Model 3 is the poor people one. Model X is the bigger one, right? I don't know. Model X is expensive. Model X is really expensive. X. Yeah, it's the big one. Model X is the
Starting point is 00:19:03 69 421. Dude Dude I want that Tesla truck Not really Well actually like Are we supposed to start seeing them on the road this year? I don't know If it were given to me for free I would love having it as a personal vehicle When's it coming out?
Starting point is 00:19:22 I don't know Are they gonna put the fucking airplane Throttle controlled shit in there? The yoke? I don't know. Are they gonna put the fucking airplane throttle controlled shit in there? The yoke? I don't know They should just put a they should just put a joystick in there. Have you ever driven a Tesla? No, it's a fun. It's a fun little I've driven one before it's a fun little it's a fun little doohickey I know shit accelerates fast The first time I think I ever was in a Tesla was in Markiplier's Tesla. When Markiplier bought a Tesla when we still lived there. He had a red Tesla to match his red hair.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Mm-hmm. And his red heart. What was it? A Model S, I think? That thing was... This isn't one of our gaslighting memes. He really got a crazy Tesla. This was like 2017 or 2016 when they were still pretty new.
Starting point is 00:20:03 He got this company to offend it's like you get this company to make custom wigs for your car and so he wanted the the the tesla to match his hair so big pink mustache on the front so when driving around la you would know that's that's markiplier yeah and he he was a safe dude he always made sure to keep a glock and a combat knife in the glove compartment. Yes. With a stash of $15,000 just in case he ever needed to, you know, make a pit stop. As everybody should in their car, you know.
Starting point is 00:20:33 It is crazy. I think the acceleration on those is like stupid fast. But, you know, Elon's a little too epic for me. That's all I'll say. His memes are a little bit too epic for me, man. too epic for me. That's all I'll say. His memes are a little bit too epic for me, man. I just, I don't even understand
Starting point is 00:20:48 them because they're just above my level. Dude. Fucking when Elon is posting about Doge. I just have to stick with puppers and doggos, bro. Oh, fuck, man. Don't get me started. Probably twice a week I go back and rewatch his Saturday Night Live appearance.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Ugh. I have it burned onto DVD I forgot about that man you should have left that you forgot about it because you were blinded with such pleasure and delight while watching it that it actually shut down your brain your brain shut down went into a state of shock from pleasure
Starting point is 00:21:21 you laughed too hard that you lost all oxygen you could not convert the oxygen into CO2 fast enough and you passed out. That's what happened. You laughed. People have died from laughing too hard before. And when that Saturday Night Live episode with Elon Musk hosting aired,
Starting point is 00:21:39 a lot of people died that night. You think? Yes. Laughed hard. With him. And he laughed pretty hard too i wish he would try to actually go that route of uh he started tesla but now he's edging into acting but everyone lets him do it just because he's like a famous billionaire it's like oh yeah i
Starting point is 00:21:58 mean we're not gonna say no to elon so he just ends up in all these movies like in the next marvel movie he's just the most goddamn awful actor you've ever seen. But if he was... They just let him do it. If he was a villain in a Bond film, that would be pretty sick. Not Elon Musk, but him as an actor, not him as a person. Him like petting, like stroking a cat in his arms. Huh.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Well, I see that you have stolen my stuff. Mm-hmm. Mm. It looks like I must release the attack doges you know he's got to throw a doge reference in every movie and then also what's wrong Bond you mad
Starting point is 00:22:33 he gives a little he would look at the camera and laugh a little bit that's Cap real talk that was Saturday Night Live has been bad for a long talk, that was Saturday Night Live has been bad for a long time, but that was I know we've talked
Starting point is 00:22:51 about it before. Did you like that episode more than their Donald Trump episode? I don't know if I watched the Donald Trump episode. Or their Hillary Clinton episode? Did they get both of them? I know they had Donald Trump host. Did they have Hillary Clinton host too? I can't remember if she hosted. She definitely I'm hosting Saturday Night Live. She was like a cameo in a sketch.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Oh, with Kate McKinnon who was playing her. Yeah. That's right. That's right. Queens. I remember that. Such a couple of girl bosses
Starting point is 00:23:15 on Saturday Night Live right there. Yeah. Yeah, I forgot that Donald Trump was on Saturday Night Live. What happened to the days of Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph? You used to call me on the cell phone? You used to call me on the cell phone? You used to call me on the cell phone
Starting point is 00:23:27 Late night when you need some love Saturday Night Live has just knocked it out of the park the last decade, honestly, just like overall, I think. Well, it's that the internet has made it to where SNL isn't as fun to watch because I feel like the big part about it was almost like the everyday man could tune in and watch an improv show. Like they couldn't go on the internet and look up YouTube videos and shit like that or sketch comedy it'd be the only current like entertainment that would cover like the week's recent events right like what else in like the 80s or 90s
Starting point is 00:24:14 besides news the 24 hour news but what would show you like comedy about the current world events you tune in because it's like oh man this crazy shit happened this week I wonder what SNL's gonna do with it but now cause the internet and you have so many comedians online. And hardworking shows that put stuff out like South Park, who make an episode within a week.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Six days, yeah. It's like, SNL just kind of is... It's just not what it was. And it's not that it's like... There is that thing you can say where it became less funny, but I do feel like a big part of it is the fact that it used to be like this cool little oh yeah these people just you know kind of do these fun little sketches and they do some improv and to like someone in the like 80s and early 90s or whatever that's like whoa that's all or at least in the 80s yeah like live sketch
Starting point is 00:25:03 comedy for what's going on in the world it's crazy because i didn't go to snl for my comedy i went to spongebob and then shortly after you know the internet was spongebob night live the internet came around when i was starting to develop memory uh-huh or like it was it started not it came around but it started to become a bigger deal when i started when I was like developing memories and stuff I still remember my first time
Starting point is 00:25:27 getting on I remember getting when Google first came out just typing in a bunch of shit on Google images I would type in
Starting point is 00:25:34 like werewolves and gargoyles and get scared and I'd like hide my face and look because I was scared that the
Starting point is 00:25:40 werewolf because I'd get nightmares of werewolves and stuff my uncle showed me Google amongst other things but I was at his house and he showed me his on his computer. I remember him showing all of us like, check this out, check this thing out.
Starting point is 00:25:53 And it was like the old logo and he typed something in and press enter and be like, whoa. Do you remember old Google? Search this, search this. Do you remember old Google Earth? Mm hmm. Where it was like the sphere and i'm sure it still does that it still is it's just a very high quality version of it yeah google earth is like super uh
Starting point is 00:26:11 hd now um and i'm pretty sure you can even see like the cloud layers and like google earth is really fun remember back back in the day like google earth and on the school computers on like those old ass dell windows XP ones. It was like, that was just what you'd have to do for fun on the computer. Cause they blocked all the websites. So it'd be like, all right,
Starting point is 00:26:30 Google Earth it is. And, uh, you just go look around. I just, sorry. I just remembered something that kind of like took me like, I was like,
Starting point is 00:26:40 fuck you remember, you remember the Scooby-Doo live action movie in 2022 it'll be 20 years old that was 20 years ago hey man yesterday was 9-11 which meant it was the 20th anniversary of the filming of that one scene of uh the master in disguise. 20 years ago yesterday, they were filming that movie. We really wanted to, for 9-11, we wanted to watch the Nicolas Cage movie, but unfortunately work got in the way and we had to focus on the book.
Starting point is 00:27:16 What's it called? Just 9-11? I think it's just called the World Trade Center. Hold up. I don't think I ever want to watch the one with, what is it, Charlie? Charlie Sheen in in the elevator Is it Whoopi Goldberg? Yeah And who's the
Starting point is 00:27:32 He's like the Mexican actor that's in a lot of stuff Yeah I think he's in it You know the Mexican actor that's in a lot of stuff Oh who are you talking about? Danny Trejo, Michael Peña, pick one I think it's the same one that's actually in the 9-11 movie. He's about to commit suicide in Yes
Starting point is 00:27:48 Man. Remember that scene where he sings to him? Yeah, with his guitar? He plays some Third Eye Blind. I just forgot his name. Shit, I'm gonna go see Third Eye Blind this month. The plane later. What was I looking up? The 9-11 movie. Yes. 9-11. 9 11. Was it just called World Trade
Starting point is 00:28:04 Center? Or 9-11? We just called World Trade Center? Or 9-11? We watched the I mean we already saw the crazy parts We saw when the tower collapses And Nicolas Cage Didn't even show the plane go into the building I know The best part
Starting point is 00:28:14 I was upset Look it's like first attack What's the movie called? World Trade Center Michael Peña's in this Is he? Yep That's him
Starting point is 00:28:24 Oh yeah Michael Peña's in this is he? yep that's him oh yeah Nicolas Cage screams out in slow motion as the building's collapsing run away get out as like CGI rocks start going and reuse shots of people running out of exits are used
Starting point is 00:28:44 as well I think that there might be some conspiracy theory to 9-11 yeah I think it goes deeper than just 9-11 where any movie made about 9-11 they purposely cast the worst actors for it's like Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg
Starting point is 00:28:59 but for a 9-11 movie I know I know I know but like I just is Whoopi Goldberg a great choice for a 9-11 movie fuck Whoopi Goldberg what but like fucking Nick Cage for me I'm just
Starting point is 00:29:15 glad that Nick Cage under his under his slew of different movies can say he was in a 9-11 movie he's been in a movie about everything he was in like a Five Nights at Freddy's rip-off movie, essentially. Really? Willy's Wonderland. Oh my god. Where he fights against animatronic things.
Starting point is 00:29:32 I didn't know that existed and we should watch it. But sometimes he's in really good shit. He seems like he'll just take any role. Like, what's that movie? Raising Arizona? That movie is classic. Well, that's a comedy, though. He's good in comedy. Yes. Raising Arizona is one of is classic. Well, that's a comedy, though. He's really good. He's good in comedy. Yes. Raising Arizona is one of the best Coen Brothers movies.
Starting point is 00:29:49 And I suggest everybody go watch it. But recently, though, he was in Mandy, which I liked. And I still have to see Pig or was it Truffle Pig or whatever it's called? My Truffle Pig. What's the Bin Laden one he's in? I wanted to see. Someone takes his Truffle Pig. Where he plays the guy that God told him to go kill Bin Laden.
Starting point is 00:30:03 It's a true story. I want to see that, too. What is that movie? I'm go kill Bin Laden. It's a true story. I want to see that too. Oh, what is that movie? I'm going to look it up real quick. We were going to watch it. We talked about it years ago on Super Mega. It's just like perfect.
Starting point is 00:30:13 That's where you need to cast Nick Cage. He's going to have so many movies when I go look him up, dude. Has there ever been a good 9-11 movie? The only good, United 93 was good.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Paul Greengrass. I liked United 93. I thought that that was a very action-packed good 9-11 movie? The only good, United 93 was good. Paul Greengrass. I liked United 93. I thought that that was a very action-packed, well-done movie. Kind of cut out all the bullshit, just kind of made it the day's events and was very, you know, action-packed. But they have yet to make a really good 9-11 movie, I think. They have yet to make a really good 9-11 movie, I think. Like, I want Michael Bay to direct the big 9-11 movie. Because, you know, I don't think we've gotten the big 9-11 movie yet. No.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Like, the one that, when you think of 9-11 movies, you're going to think like, oh, yeah, of course, the classic 9-11 movie. I'm sure it will come in our lifetime. But I'd like for Michael Bay to direct it because I think that that would... They should get all the most famous directors together to produce the 9-11 movie and pick great actors for it, such as Owen Wilson. Oh, no. Did it get bad reviews? Well, it has 25% on Rotten Tomatoes and 43% Metacritic. Not only that, but Russell Brand is in it.
Starting point is 00:31:25 I don't like him in movies. He's fine as someone who has a podcast or whatever. That's fine. But him in movies, I never... Every time I saw him in a movie as a kid, I'd just be like, hmm. He plays his part well in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Did he date?
Starting point is 00:31:43 But I don't think he ever really wanted to be an actor. I think he was still like in that phase because he's chilled out a lot. Because he was like Steve-O. He was in a cycle of substance abuse and then eventually. Which is pretty badass. Well, the badass part was that he was able to break out of it. Well, you could also say that's the pussy part. Sounds like a bit of a loser to me.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Bit of a pussy, honestly, for breaking from that. Was he married to Katy Perry, or did I imagine that? He was. He was? Yeah. Now it's Orlando Bloom. Yes. Nice.
Starting point is 00:32:17 She pulled these little hotties left and right. I want to go back to the times where I saw pirates in the movies. I want to go back to the times when we could listen to a couple of today's sponsors. Why do they do it like that? Why do they interrupt the middle of a fucking car? Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know
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Starting point is 00:34:16 I have to piss. Well, I guess technically this will be after the ad reads, but now I have to take a break. Is there going to be another break now? People are going to be like, you just got back. You could have just cut this part out. But this is good. This is good content, man. We can't waste a single drop of it.
Starting point is 00:34:29 How about this? Behind the scenes, I'm going to record with my phone and send it to you. And I'm going to follow you to the... This is one of the only times we've done this on the podcast, dude, all the time in Let's Plays.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Hold up. Get the audio. Okay, I'm starting recording now. Let's go piss, Ryan. I'm going to pee too. Yeah? Yeah. Look at that late afternoon sun shining down the hall of the Super Megaplex.
Starting point is 00:34:50 I want to make sure to go outside one last time before we... Now we're walking through our office room where our desks and computers are. We're walking by our new water cooler. We wanted to get an office style water cooler. I'll lift the toilet seat. All right, let's go ahead. Remember doing this as a kid? Yeah, dropping your pants.
Starting point is 00:35:10 I'll do that too. Let's cross streams, bro. Dude, I remember crossing streams with my best of friends and closest of family members. Look, now you're doing it again at 27. It takes me a while to get started. Here I go. Oh, Matt started. I started Here I go Matt started I started pissing
Starting point is 00:35:26 That's clear piss When I woke up this morning We have liftoff Ryan Listen to those streams crossing Look at that dude That's a perfect X I think you might be a little more dehydrated than me I am I need to drink more water
Starting point is 00:35:42 Even though I've been doing nothing but I've been doing nothing but drinking water. I woke up so dehydrated, my piss was... What does that smell like? It smells like Cheerios. Doesn't it? Whoa, that smells just like Cheerios. Why does our piss smell like Cheerios? Don't splash any on my face, brother. I'm not splashing on your face, bro. Okay, hold up. I'm pulling up my pants. I'm shaking
Starting point is 00:36:00 it off. Hold up. I gotta put the phone down. I'm shaking it off. Alright. Pulling my pants back up. I'm shaking it off all right pull my pants back up i'm gonna i'm gonna wipe off the toilet seat because uh we dribbled a little it's a little drill oh the floor too is a little on the floor well i hope layton doesn't listen to this part of the podcast ah geez no dude he'll lick it up and i'll hold on hold on one second i gotta i gotta i gotta turn on i gotta turn on the sink so they think that we wash our hands and all that. Hold on, you know, I don't wanna...
Starting point is 00:36:30 Pretend. Yeah. But we've been out of soap for a few months, we just gotta let it run a little bit. And then people won't give us shit. They don't wash your hands. Washing your hands actually creates more germs because it makes your hands moist. And also it helps your immune system if you let germs do their thing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Well, that was good. All done with the piss. And now going back to continue to record the podcast. I was about to grab a piece of gum, but then I realized I can't chew gum. Let's go in the kitchen. I'm a little hungry real quick. Okay. gum but then I realized I can't chew gum. Let's go let's go in the kitchen. I'm a little hungry real quick. Okay I already I had uh some tacos and some rice and some chips and salsa today.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Some of these munchkins. I think I'm gonna go to the go to the front. I want to feel the sun on my face. Oh, yeah. I'm hot. Hot. Matt's still in the... Oh. Ah. It actually feels really nice outside. Oh, today's a wonderful day. Because it's been,
Starting point is 00:37:35 like, kind of uncomfortably hot for a bit. You can kind of smell that, like, fall smell in the air, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Like, today is actually one of the first days, I'd say, of where it kind of feels like fall. Not earlier today, though. Earlier today, I'd say, where it kind of feels like fall. Not earlier today, though. Earlier today was brutally hot. But right now, now that the sun is starting to say night-night...
Starting point is 00:37:53 Do you need to grab something? Allow me to look inside my car real quick. Inside your Porsche. Oh, I think I see a package over here, Matthew. Hold up. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, we got the package?
Starting point is 00:38:18 Yeah. Damn. What is... This is the super mega. What? What is that up there? Look at at how is that from the trash no no no that's from that's that's like a pipe that leaks out rusty water onto right there completely just covering the ground and the side of the house and rust the landlord came by and fixed it at one
Starting point is 00:38:39 point um i guess i gotta let him know that you know Shit's back to its old ways again Do you wanna find out what this is? Let's see what's inside this package There's another one for Jackson all over From B.A. Photo There's some stuff for the new podcast set That arrived yesterday Open it up, baby
Starting point is 00:39:00 Well, usually There we go Woo! What we got, baby. Well, usually... There we go. Woo! What we got, baby? Oh, yes! Oh, dude! Yes! You know what these babies are?
Starting point is 00:39:17 That's our bug assault guns. Yep. For the flies and mosquitoes. We've had an increase in mosquitoes and flies somehow getting in the office So Ryan said Jackson. Can we order those those guns that shoot salt to kill the flies? Those are sick, dude. And look yet right there yesterday Salt the bug assault salt High-performance salt. So now I actually killed ten flies today out eleven flies today. So
Starting point is 00:39:46 Unfortunately, I wish I had waited because now we don't have any to kill oh stepped on one of the explosive things but i wish that in the vietnam war that's literally what it just would have been like like we'd just be standing here talking and then boom yep yeah we'd be dead oh there's one more package or or how innocent civilians in middle eastern countries feel whenever the United States decides to... Oh, there he goes with his politics bullshit. Let's see what Jackson ordered from B&H Photo. Look, if you were offered the chance to kill someone while holding an Xbox controller...
Starting point is 00:40:19 You're not going to say no. No, come on. What is it? What is this? Oh, it's another one of the sennheiser lavalier mics we ordered perfect okay now we've got uh three we're waiting on one more i believe we're we ordered four you're hearing behind the scenes oh over here it's super mega ryan what is this this is uh some me undies they sent me. Part of the subscription that we... We do get the MeUndies subscription. Let's see what we got.
Starting point is 00:40:53 I believe it's Space Jam themed MeUndies. It just looks like a plain color of underwear. It is just a kind of salmon colored pair of MeUndies. Small. Still feels comfortableies. Small for me. Still feels comfortable, though. Small for my small hips and penis. All right, I'll be taking that home today to put all over my... Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:41:13 What? We have one... We have all four Sennheisers, actually. Yeah, there's one open right there. Look at that. I guess we should get back to the podcast room. Yeah, I guess so. Wait, did you get your snack?
Starting point is 00:41:27 I had one of those munchkin donuts things, but whatever. I'll eat something afterwards. Get a nice bag of 100-calorie popcorn. Oh, I will after the cast. All right, ladies and gentlemen, that was from the mobile podcast unit. The mobile podcasting unit. Damn, that was seven minutes? Yeah, man. The mobile podcast unit delivers. Damn. That was seven minutes? Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:41:45 The mobile podcast unit delivers. You know? That's pretty sweet. Well, you should do that more. I was thinking like of like, I don't know, that got my brain going because I had this idea that I feel like some people have done it before, but it was just like a setup. I would just set up like a microphone in my car. And if I go with a friend to a movie movie just record our thoughts before the movie and then get our reactions or thoughts
Starting point is 00:42:10 afterwards or whatever just like in a little podcast form yeah you've not like video or whatever but we kind of did that based on your idea for the media movie review series you know i i'd be down later in this podcast to do the uh after the next ad break later to do to do another mobile podcasting unit and go explore the garage because there's a lot of shit in there right now. Okay. We might have to do a part two. Might just have to go through there and see what's up. The mobile podcast. It's the mobile podcasting unit.
Starting point is 00:42:40 It's badass, brother. You itching those nuts? I was. Yeah? But now I'm drinking some water. I've gotten a really bad cough the last, like, three, four days. And today and last night's the worst. It's a real dry cough.
Starting point is 00:42:52 It's real, real bad. And actually, this whole podcast. Is my mom going to get COVID because of you? This whole podcast while talking. Every, like, 30 seconds, it tickles, like, from talking. Like, I have to cough. Do you have COVID? Maybe maybe you should go get tested covid's a dry cough right this is a real dry cough i would imagine so yeah man i gotta record some vocals that's my favorite time to record vocals is my voice is a little bit
Starting point is 00:43:20 raspy get that sound i like fever chills cough shortness of breath or difficulty breathing fatigue muscle or body well honestly it could just be because we've been exhausting ourselves non-stop that's true because i was about to say the last three days not getting much sleep i've been really fatigued in the mornings and like the mid-afternoons i've been incredibly it's gonna be nice to have a little bit of a break. Yeah, I'm taking a little trip to San Francisco. Yeah. We're taking five days off of work. So after, because we're finishing the book today, it's Sunday, and then Monday through Friday, we're going to give ourselves a little break. And Ryan will finally get to see his mother.
Starting point is 00:44:05 I'm going to take a little four-day stroll through San Francisco and see the sights to be seen because I love San Francisco. And then we'll be back to it. Yeah. Then we'll be back to it. And next week, not next week, the week after this upcoming week, we have Meat Canyon coming to visit and stay with us for a bit. Which is very exciting. Yes. We're going to make some fun videos. Film a drunk drawing maybe.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Might have to. Might have to. Might have to. Might have to. Might have to. Might have to do something like that. Might have to get into something. Get into some shenanigans with little Hunter. He's going to be crashing on my guest room.
Starting point is 00:44:34 I'm very excited. Crashing on your guest room? He's going to be crashing on top of the guest room, as in the roof above the guest room. He'll be sleeping up there. So the second or fourth floor? No, the guest room is on the first floor and has the roof part there. There's a second guest room up on the fourth floor. But the roof is not right above that because there's the attic.
Starting point is 00:44:55 But the attic is technically just another master bedroom. Did you take out the tennis court then? No, that's in the back still. Oh, okay. I guess we just haven't gone out to play in a bit. No, I've just been... I told you, I've had a cough. Yeah. I've been a little bit fatigued in the mornings.
Starting point is 00:45:11 It's not anything personal. You don't need to take it that deep. Yeah. You guys, we saw you guys talking online about being gaslit. And, um... Sorry. Yeah, it's too bad it's so sad. Go home and tell dad. Sorry, it's too bad so sad go home tell dad Sorry, it's just how it is
Starting point is 00:45:29 For some reason everyone thinks that the Hennessy Is fake it's not real where'd it go? It's it's actually I just noticed it before the episodes I would have said where is it, but I noticed it's behind the laptop Everyone thinks that the Hennessy bit is fake because we said y'all thought the Hennessy bit was real What we were referring to was the ad read we did for Hennessy The super mega Hennessy collab That's not real But the Hennessy itself is real
Starting point is 00:45:52 See it? Here shake it up Shake it around so they can hear I'll provide some good ASMR The guy I think we're just adding sounds in No it's gonna be so good It's gonna be like It's gonna make people go
Starting point is 00:46:04 Oh damn, hold up. Ooh. Nice. Yeah, tap on the glass. Sorry, I'm ruining it. Hey, guys. Welcome back to another Hennessy ASMR video.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Today, I'm gonna be spinning around this bottle of Hennessey and shaking it around a little bit. You know, slapping it against the microphone. Just hitting it real hard. I'm going to slowly take the cap off now. Twist it. And let's open it up. Nice. That's the inside.
Starting point is 00:46:50 It smells great. I might take a little bit of a sip. It burns so good. All right, I'll put the lid back on now. I'm already feeling the effects of the Hennessy. The ethanol. Alright, well, I'm going to go ahead and set it down on the table. And thanks for watching this Hennessy ASMR video.
Starting point is 00:47:17 I actually took a sip. Yeah, you did. I was hoping when I said I'm going to take a sip that it would force you into actually having to take a sip of the Hennessy. Shit burns, dude. It does. Hennessy is... That was Justin's first sip of liquor on the podcast. And I'm bleeding out of my ass again, so alcohol's probably not going to be too good for my digestive tract.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Hennessy is one of the alcohols that instantly warms my whole body. I feel like my chest and my neck... Right now, I can feel it right here. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You're making me can feel it right here. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You're making me want to try it now. I was showing around my sternum or below, I guess. I haven't had a drink in about a week.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Should I have a little sip of Hennessy? Hey, a little Hennessy never hurt anybody. Just a little bit. A lot of Hennessy has hurt many people. Yes. A little Hennessy never hurt anybody. Let's see. I always like to take at least a swig or two of Hennessy before going out on my bike.
Starting point is 00:48:13 You know, riding a motorcycle is a very nerve-wracking thing, and Hennessy calms those nerves. Exactly. It makes my hands more still on the throttle than loose on the clutch. You know, I bet there is some science to that. Just the right amount of Henness see before operating a motor vehicle, and you'll actually perform better. You'll have more confidence and be less nervous. It is statistically proven that most motorcycle incidents are caused
Starting point is 00:48:37 when the person is under the influence of alcohol. No, it's when they're sober. Or a lot of them, like 40-something percent. I can't remember. That's not a lot. That's a portion, but that's not a lot, Ryan, because that's less than 50. A lot would be more than 50. Or maybe it's, hold up.
Starting point is 00:48:50 I got to get the numbers right. Sober people are the ones that cause the most accidents because they lack the confidence to drive aggressively and carefully. I'm going to take a sip of this. Oh, it smells like Hennessy. All right. Yeah, 40% were alcohol impaired. 63% of those killed in single vehicle crashes on weekend nights were alcohol impaired. That is warm.
Starting point is 00:49:21 I don't like it. I'm not a fan of Hennessy. I'm not a fan of cognac. I'm not a fan of... Did you see 50 Cent's, you know, 50 Cent has his own brand of Cognac. 50 Cent has Cognac? And did you see he promoted it on his 9-11 tweet? What? It's a real tweet I saw yesterday.
Starting point is 00:49:37 What? He, what? Here, it's. R.I.P. to all those who lost their lives on 9-11. If you don't want to think about it or the sad times, go ahead and take a swig of 50 cents Hennessy. It's this. So he posted this black...
Starting point is 00:49:56 Mmm, that's good Hennessy by me, 50 cents. He posted a picture of the second plane about to strike the tower. And then said, this day will forever be remembered to those who lost loved ones. My condolences. Hashtag Branson Cognac. Hashtag Leche Mean Du Roy. Yeah. So how hard would it be for us to get our own?
Starting point is 00:50:22 I don't want to. I would never do it. But how hard would it be to have, like, a... our own... Hennessy? Hennessy. Probably six out of Tennessee. What's your least favorite alcohol?
Starting point is 00:50:40 Least favorite alcohol? Like, you just can't stand it. What is it? Ginger ginger ginger what is it gin yeah i don't like gin my it's my one of my top favorites if not my favorite you and i are very opposites in terms of taste sometimes but we'll come together a lot of the times you you like uh pineapple on pizza or you enjoy it it's not something that it's your go-to or anything it is my go-to you told me that your go-to is just cheese
Starting point is 00:51:10 no it's not my go-to did you get pineapple on your pizza when we went with Gray and Hayden no so it's not your go-to then it is my go-to but sometimes I'm just feeling just a real simple just cheese it's good though I love pineapple on pizza man I don't know why it's
Starting point is 00:51:25 why it has to be such a fight you know it's like it's just you either like it or you don't who cares you know some people like it on the pizza matt's really bringing the world together we don't have to fight why fight why fight why does there need to be war when there could be peace and love baby peace and love peace and love i don't know that's that's that's what the hippie movement in the 60s was trying to do was yeah but all they did was fucking spread hysteria and stds so that's actually what the cia wanted you to believe they didn't want them popularizing pineapple on pizza so they gave they injected them all with stds and then and then said look at these fucking disgusting dirty bad smelling white people
Starting point is 00:52:05 walking around the streets fucking taking LSD and spreading around syphilis. They got a lot of STDs didn't they? I mean STDs were a part of human history for a long time. A lot of royals had it. A lot of
Starting point is 00:52:23 it happened a lot in war you know because there would be A lot of royals had it. A lot of, it happened a lot in war, you know, because there'd be a lot of pillaging. Mm-hmm. So. Hey man, a little pillaging never hurt anybody. No,
Starting point is 00:52:32 a little pillaging never. There'd be, they'd go to brothels sometimes. Hey man, a little brothel never hurt anybody either. And I. A little brothel never hurt anybody. Big brothel.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Big, yo. Yeah. Yeah. Little brothel though. Justin's little brothel. He's starting his Big brothel. Yeah. Little brothel, though. Justin's little brothel. He's starting his own brothel. Is there any other state? I know there's a
Starting point is 00:52:52 brothel in Arizona or Nevada, one of the two. Is there any other state that allows like, okay, I'm going to look up where are brothels legal? Like, I wouldn't know. I think the county in north of Las Vegas has prostitution legalized.
Starting point is 00:53:10 U.S. Okay. Surprisingly not Vegas itself. Just Nevada. Currently, Nevada is the only U.S. jurisdiction. Nevada? Nevada. Nevada.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Nevada is the only U.S. jurisdiction to allow legal prostitution in the form of regulated brothels, the terms of which are stipulated in the Nevada Revised Statute. Only eight counties currently contain active brothels. And I don't think Clark County, which is... Is Clark County where Vegas is? I don't think that's... I don't think Vegas itself
Starting point is 00:53:40 is one of the counties. If I'm not mistaken. God, I want to go back to Vegas, man. Vegas, baby. Vegas, Vegas. Me too. We got to film some videos in Vegas this time. We didn't film any last time.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Did we just get caught up in having fun in Vegas? Because weren't we going... Wasn't the excuse going to be like, we were going for Carson's birthday, but we could also knock out a super mega vlog or whatever? Yeah, and then we just gambled? Yeah. I just wanted to have a good time. Sometimes look sometimes i don't want to work oh so
Starting point is 00:54:09 filming yourself gambling is working yeah it's taking the fun out of it a little bit sometimes so you don't like your job no i don't like making videos i like making it takes the fun out of it but i don't want to i don't want to be i don't want i don't want to have to think of things to be entertaining i just want to enjoy myself i just want to play a of it? But I don't want to have to think of things to be entertaining. I just want to enjoy myself. You just want to play a little blackjack. Yeah, I don't want to rummage around in my brain to think of what I can do to make this situation more entertaining. I just want to relax.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Your brain is on the mode just to win as much cash as you can. If you clutter it with thoughts... I came out positive, baby. I did not. I lost a couple hundred dollars, I came out positive, baby. I did not. I lost a couple hundred dollars, I think. Wasn't a good weekend for me. I just, that was right before COVID. Yep.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Right, but that was January 2020. The last trip we made before COVID hit. Yep, and then I still remember, I have it on my cell phone. I have a screenshot from Hennessy Strong you feel it? yeah did you take a legit sip?
Starting point is 00:55:12 I took a sip yeah I just took a little did you just let it like kind of run across your tongue absorb into your tongue there was enough where I could feel it in my mouth like I could feel it spreading around and then through my esophagus but might have to go get another colonoscopy i only say that because i'm starting to feel a little interesting down there it just feels a
Starting point is 00:55:36 little like pressure it's not like i have to shit or anything i'm just like feels uncomfortable there is abdominal discomfort damn well, before we get into that real quick. And when I wiped it was all red. Oh, Jesus. I have a screenshot on my phone of the first time I ever saw a COVID news thing where it said like mysterious virus in China tolls to 100. I took a screenshot of it and sent it
Starting point is 00:55:58 to my friends to joke like we're all going to die. And then it really happened. But we all didn't die. Yeah. But your colon, Ryan's colon, the saga you guys thought was over is beginning again. Same with the fleas. Life is cyclical. Are the fleas back? They were.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Remember, I got rid of them. They were back like a month or two ago. I thought you just had them that one time and got rid of them. I had them for about a month or two months. I had them for a long time. So you're over here. That's why it was called the flea saga in the podcast. I thought it was just one thing though.
Starting point is 00:56:30 What do you mean? The flea saga. There was the one before that. Then there was this other crop up. Cause remember I, I also had a flea problem last year. So, so let me get this straight.
Starting point is 00:56:40 You're walking around shooting blood into your diaper, covered in fleas. Yeah. I got to check it out because I'm just squirting blood into the toilet. Why don't you let me ever check it out, man? And I have some abdominal pain. And last time I went, they were like, it might be colitis or some form of that maybe. I never really got a straight answer.
Starting point is 00:57:02 So I'd like to get a... Did you get a gay answer? I'd like to get a gay answer this time which would be the correct answer well you know he is going up your butt he is you're so gay for getting a colonoscopy bro yeah
Starting point is 00:57:14 you know like I just I lost a lot of respect for you when you went and got that colonoscopy it's not a fun process it's a whole two weeks of your life of like shitting into a cup sending it in well going in then getting like shitting into a cup, sending it in,
Starting point is 00:57:25 uh, well going in, then getting, then shitting in a cup and then, uh, scheduling the colonoscopy. And then they look in your ass and then you might have to give them another poop sample. Didn't you have to mail?
Starting point is 00:57:38 Mm-hmm. I had them on two separate occasions. FedEx, uh, cups of my, of my waist, of my bile. Let everyone know next time so maybe a rabid fan can intercept the package. I got Ryan's poop, guys.
Starting point is 00:57:52 His bloody mucusy poop. I got it. Well, I wish you the best of luck. A lot of it could be diet related, you know? Yeah, I guess. What you put in. But that's not what causes you to, I mean, I'm not going to have like a,
Starting point is 00:58:09 like a McDonald's burger and all of a sudden for like a month straight, just be shitting blood. But maybe you have a gluten intolerance or something. That might be it. You should get tested for, they have food allergy tests you could take. You can get them at CVS, I think. But it's just my, because my colon last time was just like inflamed.
Starting point is 00:58:31 So, because it's like, it thinks there's an infection, but there's not. It's probably just cancer. Hey, you know, could be. Probably not, though. I mean, my family does have a history of colon cancer specifically. Really? Yes. Oh.
Starting point is 00:58:48 So, who knows? Well, that doesn't sound like a lot of fun. You know what else doesn't sound like a lot of fun? Ad reads. I was actually going to say my grandma passed away on Friday. I'll talk about that after we make some money. Okay. This NHL season, get more excitement out of every slap shot with FanDuel,
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Starting point is 00:59:28 in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca We're back from those from that second ad break and I want to go explore the garage in a minute. I was just saying my grandma died on Friday, which was 21 day, which was 9 plus 10 21 so real funny god you know you took a great day for me and you know and had to
Starting point is 00:59:52 go do that so had to go ruin it you want to go to the garage and uh dig around sure mobile mobile podcasting unit coming back one final time let me turn this on. Yeah, we're rolling, baby. For some reason, I feel like I feel that tiny drop of Hennessy. Like I feel like I'm I feel like I'm getting over, but I definitely feel a little. I haven't drank in like a week, but I feel very on some lights. We're in the garage of the super megaplex. These lights. Yeah. Turn those lights on. Oh, it's toasty in here look at all these boxes man let's see what we got got a
Starting point is 01:00:31 bottle of tahin seasoning probably got some dumbbells all right don't talk about yourself like that we got jackson's drink upset we got a jack Jackson's Margarita Maker. We have Super Mega Pens from when we worked with Shark Robot. We got boxes of those. There's the trough your mom uses to eat when she comes over. Oh, I found more. I have Triangle Guy hats and Ouch shirts. I should sell those.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Dang, look at that. Was this all just so you could mention that? Wow, what? Oh, that's crazy. Ouch. Hey, guys, let me know if anyone would be interested in buying some of this look at what i found what a coincidence hey can we go into the garage i think there's some crazy things in there that we could find what's in the fridge there's the fish sticks uh surfboard what or skateboard what do you mean he's hiding stuff there's just like nice bottles of water oh yeah like there's like a bunch of fiji water
Starting point is 01:01:33 oh no that was that's for the that's for a video what is this for it's for a video what video and the armenian stuff oh there's a lot of ice in the freezer look Look at that. I don't know where these suitcases came from. These look... A lot of boxes. A lot of Minecraft books. What are these? Those look like... Dockers? Those look like sandals that don't look very comfortable.
Starting point is 01:01:54 Ooh, there's the Spider-Man bike. From the... You're my boy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. From Daddy's Boy. It's an industrial sink. And you're a dad. Check it out, dude.
Starting point is 01:02:06 Go put the phone next to the ticker for that. Oh yeah, hold up. What is that? Oh! My phone, it has a magnet on it. What is it? What is that thing? Clock motor, one 24-hour dial time switch.
Starting point is 01:02:22 What the hell is that? Stuffy in here. It that? Stuffy in here. It is very stuffy in here. It's almost like it's a garage with no ventilation almost. There is the back of the NASCAR that crashed. We have the front, right? No. We have the back and we have one of the sides.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Is the side the one in the office, right? Yeah. The editing bay? Well, uh... Oh, wow! Whoa! There's more shirts? Hey, another out shirt. That's crazy. Oh I have some clothes in there I didn't even realize I had here. There's a Jackson Hawaiian shirt. And an old super mega sweatshirt. All right. And some cleaning supplies. Some coins. There is uh what's this? What's the pen? There's two pennies and then two Japanese yen coins.
Starting point is 01:03:01 What's this? What's the pin? There's two pennies and then two Japanese yen coins. So they just went into the garage and said everything that they saw. And, uh... Alright, bye! Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance
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