supermegashow - EP 263 - Bisque Boys

Episode Date: September 22, 2021

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Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, fuck all of you. What? Every last one of you. Hell yeah. You're all bastards and you know it. Fuck you, pussies. You smell bad.

Yeah, you probably do. And you probably put us on just for some background noise because your life's boring. And you know what? I don't appreciate just some background noise because your life's boring. And you know what? I don't appreciate just being background noise. Okay? That's insulting to me. So either... So pay attention, fucking

nerds. Stare at the fucking screen and see what's happening. Jesus Christ. Well, soon you will be able to stare at the screen and see what's happening. Yeah. Actually, we are in the future podcast set right now so it might sound a little bit different it's a soundproofed room so it should still sound incredible yeah sorry i was just i was looking at the audio i was just checking making sure it's

going making sure that would suck if we had to do the ad reads again because we're in a interesting setup right now yeah because we got the super megaplex steam cleaned last week yep uh it's all nice and clean yeah the carpets were you know not looking the best and jackson had a few accidents justin had a few accidents justin did have well the problem is his pull-ups we didn't get him the ones that are completely leak-free yeah and he was walking around with poop in his diaper all day and he sat down on the carpet and some of it squished out. So we got it all steam cleaned, got all the big stains from junk drawing up. And now because all the furniture has been moved around, we're like, hey, podcast set

is coming soon. Let's go ahead and just move into this room. So boom, we're in the brand new podcast room where we used to film the mail room episodes, which now the mail room episodes will be where we used to film the podcast hell yeah lots of changes coming up uh finally get a new table for the for the mailroom no because we've been using this i don't know why we haven't ever replaced it we've been using this broken ass ikea table we're one of the legs two and a half years yeah why haven't it't we? It's the cheapest table. We'll send Jackson out or something.

I like that table a lot, but. I mean, it's literally, it's like the first Ikea table you look up. Let's get Google images. Let's get a table that has like this. Honestly, we could use this table. This is a nice table. This is a nice table. And it's got the little rack underneath. That is true.

I don't know. It's a nice stable table. Oh, it's a stable table. This is a nice table. And it's got the little rack underneath. That is true. It's a nice stable table. Oh, it's a stable table, dude. Dude, you're telling me a fable about a stable table? I spoke of no fable about a stable table. Nice. I was desperately trying to think of another rhyme, but I'm stupid. But yes, welcome to 263.

What have you been up to? I have. That's cool. Recently, I'm kidding. Just people who do that in conversations. Oh, where they ask you how you're doing just so they can lead it into a conversation. Like, they don't actually care. Like, how are you?

But anyway, this weekend, I was kidding again. So, dude, stop kidding on me, man. You're joshing with me too much. What have you been up to? Because we took a week break. did we finished fully yeah we had a week break that got to get my toesy woesies massaged geez ryan playing video games for a living sure is hard uh it is buddy okay my eyes hurt some days 12 hour shifts of playing video games someone commented that on the last podcast i was like well they're actually 12 hour shifts of writing right i take personal

12 hour shifts of playing video games when i'm at home after work well because i'm a gamer bro you're you're you're a game man fucking subject at hand we're game men dude how uh basically we finished the book up to we finished the book shut up what have you been up to why and why i'm trying to tell you dude trying to add context to the story yeah we finished lay book we did 260 pages all done something like that finito finito uh 200 what it's like 260 i think yeah it was okay i thought you said 50 songs i thought we were i think it's 260 like the final one but you know we got the cover is done the back is done the in the entire book is formatted

there's a beautiful font and we finished the book i am so happy with it uh i mean you guys are going to be uh flabbergasted yeah i gobsmacked my sister helped and my sister read the book, I think, eight times, eight or nine. She loved it that much. She loved it so much. She actually really did enjoy it. And, you know, my sister's a stuck up cunt. So it's pretty like, you know, surprised she enjoyed it. Do you feel like that's a what's it called when you're taken captive by something and you grow to love Stockholm syndrome? Yeah. Do you think she has some sort of Stockholm Syndrome with the story, though? Probably, dude. Well, okay, first of all,

the cunt thing was a joke. I love my sister and she's not a cunt. I wasn't gonna call you out on that so it would just fly, but okay. You had to... Well, because I feel like if my sister heard this, she'd be like, whoa, what the hell? She knows who her brother is. Yeah, she does. She knows what kind of man you are

yeah she does she knows well but my sister is an incredible writer and she uh went through and and you know helped us format and edit the book she even added some of her own jokes to it uh which are really funny there's some really fucking she actually added some pretty like dark jokes here and there i I was like, wow. Okay, Sam, we had to take some of them out because they involve people of color. Yes.

And I said, Sam, I maybe we're not trying to do that type of jokes in the book, but those aren't even jokes. Those are just broad statements. No, it wasn't about a select group of people. It's very disparaging comments about minorities.

Yeah. Not even like in context with the book. But she said they were jokes. Yeah. Well, yes. She put slash J at the end. Slash S. We can put whatever we want in the book as long as we put slash J.

So we can have a page. There's a slash serious in the book. Oh, yeah. There is slash S. Yeah. I forgot. I forgot where I added that. But I just finished reading the book.

Or maybe you took it out. No, I didn't take it out. That's fucking hilarious. I'd laugh my ass off. But I just finished reading the book. Or maybe you took it out. No, I didn't take it out. That's fucking hilarious. I'd laugh my ass off. That's the only joke I want credited to me. Yeah, that was. What jokes do you want credited to yourself? You came up with.

Oh, wait, I don't want to spoil anything. And I also don't care because we because we kind of 50 50 like we went back through and changed a bunch of shit. Dude, we really fucking did it I'm so proud of us because I never thought we'd actually let it come out already so they shut up about it just wait till it comes out we're gonna be talking about it

should we announce the release date let's get it in product like legitimate like straightforward the press is printing cause I wanna be told what the date can be yes and we're getting our first physical copies of it I think

in two weeks hopefully to look at this is the plan again things sometimes don't go as planned but this is it's all out of our hands now so you know it's all on the production side now so if they fuck it up uh i'm probably gonna have to burn the factory down yeah no i'm confident

they'll do a good job we got a lot of a lot of cool guys working on a fucking factory uh arson arson what's the plan what is the plan what you were just you're about to say this is the plan and then our waveforms look small to me matthew uh no ryan that's your penis on screen uh get it uh yeah well it's it's a it they're okay uh i could turn the mic up a little bit but you know they're turned up you can still in the cloud lif I mean, it's probably just because we're a little bit. Don't I remember? I remember being like thicker and they're pretty small. Usually.

OK, we had this. I think we had this last time. But yeah, what's the plan, Ryan? The plan? Yeah, I believe we want it to come like these turkeys. No, I don't want to put out a release date, though. Yeah, we won't say the release early november ish early november ish uh that is the that's the target goal and everything on our end is done so that's you know yeah really covering your ass man

what the no we're just really fucking excited for like a rushed production essentially to get it out but well because we wanted to get it out before the holiday season and we're talking to Leighton, we're like, uh, we got to finish the book. When, when do we need it done by?

And we did like not even half the book now that it's all, all fully written. We did like, we wrote the first 70 pages. We thought it was a half. And then we started writing more. And during my sister's editing, the draft got up to 300 pages.

But man, it's, it's, it's, I'm so so fucking excited i haven't been this excited about a project in a long time like i feel like this is one of the best things you and i have ever done by far and everyone's gonna everyone in the world is gonna read it what did what did you just drop my vape my nicotine vaporizer vape vape yeah don't vape nicotine is very bad for you my gay vape it's not a gay vape ape vape vape oh i guess i just heard what i wanted to hear gape a gape and shape this

actually is flesh colored this one it's strawberry does it taste like a penis sky i don't see i'm getting a little bit of semen yeah Yeah, I can... This one's really good. Ooh, nice catch. That is a nice... Did we mention we're sitting 10 feet away from each other? I don't think we actually mentioned that. We started to. Yeah, because we're in the...

Your ass caught it. It didn't? What the fuck is it? Where's my face? Oh, there it is. Yeah, we're actually sitting like 10 feet up. We were joking when we came in here. What if we sat all the way across the room from each other?

And then now we goofed ourselves because we're sitting on opposite sides of the room. It's pretty nice, actually. I like facing my friend, you know? Yes. But the plan is we're going to get the book produced and, you know, before black Friday and before the holiday season, you should be able to purchase the book,

get it as a Christmas present for your dad or your stepson. Or celebrate black Friday. Yeah. Celebrate black Friday, uh, by reading. It's a great way to celebrate. Um,

and there will be, which comes just after white Wednesday. yes which you know i still think is you know a little unfair that that's not celebrated as much as black friday yeah i just don't you know i celebrated that i don't i don't want to get into it that's the important thing um i don't want to i don't want to get into it but basically there will be paperback there will be hardcover there will be ebook which is available on kindle nook iphone i you can get the book on your phone if you want and there will be an audio audiobook uh which we're still working on trying to find someone that will it's hard because we want like an old british guy or some shit like that but i finding

someone that will read this out loud it's gonna have to be because if there's first of all it's a very homoerotic book i'll just put that out there it's a lot of uh gay acts between ourselves very same love same love acts hell yeah it's all straight though and we specify that in the book that it's all heterosexual our characters specify and the author makes sure to specify yes the author the author even specifies that the author specifies yeah but but they also like to specify themselves in their heads something yes Yeah. The narration definitely specifies that they're heterosexual. Not even heteroflexible, heterosexual. Yes.

Yeah. Two cisgendered, heteronormative men sharing a shower together, naked, kissing a little bit. It's just what bros do. Which, so that's the book, which leads us to what the, the break we went, we had. Yes. I got to spend time with Mother, Mother of Ryan. Mother McGee?

Yeah. Oh, dude. No, not Mother McGee. Oh, yeah, that's right. I was about to say that's a great name. That's not my stepmom. It's Mother McGee. Your stepmom's Mother McGee?

I mean, her last name's McGee. She's my stepmom. We brought up the whole book she's not stepmom mcgee and there's a mom mcgee that's true there is a mother mcgee we brought up the whole book thing just so we could like give context for our break and then it went off like 20 minutes but yeah ryan's mom was in town and because we had worked about three weeks straight on the weekends like 12 hour days of writing we i was fucking beat yeah i remember like getting home each night at like two just collapsing in my bed it was all finally done

i was like fuck dude i think it's such a good feeling my sleep schedule was so out of whack yeah i mean i was i've been going to bed way later than i normally do um but yeah mother mcgee was in town visiting nope Nope. Mother Grimes. Yes. Grimes? Grimes. Dude, is your mom married to Elon Musk? She's married to Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead. Yeah, Jim's kind of like Rick Grimes.

He's more like Hank Hill. No, he's more like Bill from King of the Hill. No. In the looks area, yes. he looks like bill but sounds you know he's kind of like the original hank hill i'll never forget another one in beavis and butthead yeah that guy yes yes that's perfect uh i'll never forget the first time i ever met bill i mean first time i ever met jim was i've said this before but no one introduced me it was a crowd of people and i saw him and i was like that's jim you knew exactly i didn't even know what he looked like but when i saw him i knew it like the vibe that he was emitting the vibrations of his of his

soul and or radiated jim energy yeah that that that's big jim energy big um yeah it's big jim hours everybody who's up but, we took a break. I went to San Francisco for a couple days because one of my favorite cities. And I've only been once. So I wanted to take a little time and just kind of like, you know, peruse the city. Yes. Go to the wharf, see all the seals. How was it?

It was fantastic. Did you get any chowder? Yeah, I did. I got some, not clam, I got crab chowder yeah i did i got some uh not clam i got crab chowder in a sourdough bowl it's delicious fuck i want at the wharf that's where i got it amazing do you want to order some soup doesn't soup sound good right now sounds really good like a nice chowder soup i'm gonna go on postmates and search dude if i could get some she crab soup because it's more of a bisque than a soup dude bisque bisque is my absolute favorite well so she crab soup. Because it's more of a bisque than a soup. Dude, bisque is my absolute favorite.

So she crab soup. Isn't it more of a bisque? It is a bisque. Because it's just lobster bisque with crab. A crab bisque is... Dude, I would kill for some crab bisque. Where can we get some crab bisque? I'd commit a gunshot.

After their long break, their long week break, they're ordering crab bisque. Where can we get some crab bisque? I'd commit a gunshot. Oh, so they're... Oh. After their long break, their long week break, they're ordering crab bisque? Well, we don't even know if we can yet. Dude, bisque is... I'm just searching bisque. Goddamn.

If I could shovel down some crab bisque, I might have to do that. Crab bisque? Name the episode Crab Bisque. I will. Oh, dude. Bisque is...

Okay, so you know there's like soup, chowder, stew, and bisque? Bisque is the best. Bisque is, so you know there's like soup chowder uh stew and bisque bisque is the best bisque is yes absolutely the best stew is chowder is good chowder is good but when you're hungry when you're really hungry stew is awesome like a like a good beef stew with vegetables like potatoes and carrots that's always a classic one of my favorite dishes but But I'll tell you what. The fucking Bisque market is, prices are high because I'm buying it all up for myself

because Bisque is so fucking good. Is Bisque cream-based? Is that what it is? Yeah, it's more creamy. Why did Postmates take out the option to search items? So when I search Bisque, I know, I know.

That's so stupid and they and uber eats is the exact same app now okay i'm gonna go on a uh there's new england clam chowder caviar i bet caviar will have some bisque bro caviar is another food delivery app that's awesome um speaking of okay this is not like we're not paid to say this right now but I ordered Postmates last night and I used it on my I used Honey on my computer

and I got a Big Mac meal large with a 10 piece McNuggets and it was 4 bucks because Honey found all these coupon codes it was like sweet yeah we're not sponsored this episode by Honey but there you go biscuit what about biscuit um okay oh roma tomato basil soup okay this place looks good dude white chocolate bread pudding grilled cheese and soup oh goodness my oh my what was happening last

time where the mics weren't lobster bisque they have it here yes what's when's the last time where the mics weren't recording? Lobster Bisque. They have it here. Yes. When's the last time the mics were recording low? Like, what did we change to get it to show up fine again? I think we just played with each other's cocks a little. That it? Yeah. It's just like, if you look at what I'm talking, Matt, like, look how small.

Let me look at the screen. I'm bottom layer, I think. Yeah. Look how small that is how small yeah that is pretty small but i mean as long as it's picking up your voice and plus because this is the first one in a different room that we haven't fully set up i'm just afraid like it's just gonna sound awful do you want to pause it and check let's let's go to let's go to a commercial break and uh we'll check on the audio. And when we're back, more goofs and gaffs and giggles and laughs. Woo-hoo!

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19 plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit ConnectsOntario.ca. All right, Leighton, just ladies and gentlemen, we're back. Leighton came in and made a very inappropriate joke. He made a Michael Scott reference. Uh-huh. You know? A Michael Snyder reference.

Hey, that's... Oh. We're back. Thank God we got rid of him. Jesus Christ, man. For fuck's sake. Leighton actually confronted me recently about us talking about him on the podcast.

Oh, really? Yeah. What'd he say he said he was he was not pleased that i uh called him an ugly motherfucker with his ears with the gauges oh yeah he wasn't too happy that i did i don't understand why but whatever man did he beat you up no he just he just he holds you upside down and watch your lunch money fall out give me a swirly and a noogie well ryan and i just ordered lobster bisque and uh grilled your hand up and all oh yeah i guess that does look flamboyant well we just ordered lobster bisque and But the grilled cheeses come with soup, but it comes with tomato basil.

So we're going to have plenty. Actually, you know what? I bet that soup would be good for tomorrow. I'll put it in the fridge and I'll microwave it tomorrow. And yum, yum, yum. You know? And a bottle of rum. Are you one of those guys that does not do leftovers?

I like leftovers, but it's just some people just they will not sometimes reheated food is better and sometimes it's worse I usually find that reheating wings they're not as good french fries you can't do it reheating pork fried rice

is fine reheating pizza is great you know what is good is actually McDonald's hamburgers are really good when they're heated. Probably because they're microwaved to begin with. Yeah. Yeah.

You just get a regular like cheeseburger. So it's just like having a regular McDonald's. I actually think I enjoyed one of their burgers more after microwaving it for a day. Oh, not microwaving for a whole day. Guess what I had for the first time. What'd you have for the first time?

Just take a guess. What I had for the first time i was straight sex i was able to experience that you've had that you've experienced before but i haven't big mac nope is it food related it is it's burger related i had a place a certain place for the first time i've asked you i think about two or three times low boy how was it think of think meme think think oh mr beast burger i did get mr beast how fucking was it dude it's not bad but it's not like i'm not gonna get it over mcdonald's i enjoyed mine when i got it but everyone's getting a different burger because it's ghost kitchens that do it. Oh, really? Yeah. No, but it's Mr. Beast doesn't have a real

restaurant. It's just... Well, I know that, but like... It's like a service. I would expect that like, you know how like every Chick-fil-A has some sort of like mandate, even though they're... It's the one company, but they're all like kind of locally owned. The recipes are the same. It's like if you get Carl's grilled cheese, it's going to company but they're all like kind of locally owned the recipes are the same it's like

if you get carl's grilled cheese it's going to be a grilled cheese everywhere if you get mr beast's big fucking fries it's going to be mr beast big fucking fries everywhere but it's just ghost kitchen so like they'll hire like just a random little restaurant that will cook that and then another area it's another random restaurant make a double cheeseburger oh so they probably make some big restaurant that actually just like does these orders on the side i don't know area it's another random restaurant just make a double cheeseburger some big restaurant that actually just like does these orders on the side I don't know if it's a big restaurant but yeah they're called ghost kitchens I think and that's how people

then I wonder where this burger actually came from yeah what restaurant this burger like people go to this restaurant and they think of this burger probably hungry howdies or whatever it's called I can has cheeseburger dude you can has cheeseburger Probably Hungry Howdy's or whatever it's called. Hey. What? I can has cheeseburger.

Dude, you can't has cheeseburger. I ordered the Chandler. The Chandler? The double cheeseburger. The Christian Chandler? And I added ketchup and mayonnaise. I, ooh, okay. Okay.

I, I got whatever. I don't remember what it was called. It was, it was like a cheeseburger with kind of everything on it. And then I got- The Mr. Beast Burger? I think it was just the Mr. Beast Burger. And then I got fries that were doused in Thousand Island dressing. Mr. Beast Fries? Did you have those?

No. They're good. I just had the seasoned fries. I do love like sloppy fries, you know? Yeah. When we got in Australia- Like arcade fries? Australia, the halal fries.

Remember how good those were? Those were amazing. After cold ones. But yeah, Mr. Beast Burger. Just whenever we got food in Australia, I was like, fuck yes. Yeah, dude. Those Aussies know how to cook up some shit. Yeah, had the McFish there for the first time.

It's not called a McFish. I know, I've said this multiple times. Why are you calling it a McFish? That pisses me off, dude. It's too bad. Oops. Stop, man. You called it a mcfish and now you're playing with the mics with your little toesy woesies i am my little toesy i might have to tickle someone with these oh no i hope the man thank god justin's not in town right now because i heard they there's been sightings of the tickle monster oh shit dude well good thing he's gone right now

because i i hear the main signings started starting to happen around like mid-october right somewhere around november ish so he might have to watch his back next time he's visiting man i offer maybe maybe i'm not saying this will be a thing but maybe we'll have to we'll have to set up cameras like they do for bigfoot except we'll set up cameras for the tickle monster. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I would love, if we could catch the tickle monster on camera. Oh, yeah.

It's good because then Justin would have proof, too, that the tickle monster exists. Yes. Because he always wants to blame us sometimes. Well, it's out of jealousy that he blames us. You know, he blames us for a lot of things and that all comes that stems from insecurity and jealousy he blames us for the lord cursing

him with too big of a cock yeah man I thought I thought he would like that but he's upset by it for some reason I guess it hurts women yeah it's too big it hurts women and men I'm sure I'm sure it hurts men as well.

Probably has it hurt more men than women, but Mr. Beast burger is really good. Yeah. Uh, well, at least what I got it from made me feel like shit after I ate it. I don't know if it's,

I mean, it is definitely sloppy, but like, if it's not the same burger, like if I got it like around you, would it just be a different? Yeah. I think that we,

you and I probably a completely different, like different bonds, different, but it's's putting like they have like a mr beast bag yeah so these restaurants these ghost kitchens have like mr beast bags yeah i'm pretty sure these restaurants like get shipments of that and then they just tell them like use this type of bun and this and then yeah uh we could technically do a a restaurant if we wanted like that. Super Mega Burger, that has a ring to it. True.

I love Carl's Grilled Cheese. Carl Jacobs Grilled Cheese Sandwich. We could have a cheese and mayonnaise burger. Where it's nothing but cheese and mayonnaise, no meat. No, I was about to say like, like a burger with cheese and mayonnaise on it is good. But I was like, just,

dude, what we should do is we should just sell cheeseburgers but on every single one on launch day just not put the meat so everyone is like what the fuck dude where's the beef i wasn't comforted by one of my comfort foods recently in fact i was like man it's actually not as good as like oh shit what it's a cheese and mayonnaise sandwich i cut off some blocks of cheese slathered a little bit of mayo on on the top slice of bread i don't know why that started eating it and i'm just like man it's just not hitting the same it's not hitting the same note anymore cut off some blocks of cheese just i laugh because it just makes me like envision like blocks of fucking cheese on a sandwich. Like a whole block of cheese.

You know, man. Extra sharp Tillamook cheddar. I know. It's your favorite, man. It's your fucking egg cracker barrel. The little... Those are nice, too. Which is not the same company as the restaurant.

No. Which is interesting. But... It's... Why didn't it hit the same? Still good cheese. I don't know. Growing up?

Maybe you remember it better than maybe just the maybe i remember it better with like it's better maybe i need to get cheaper bread and i need to get oh we're when you're using the bread that's a thousand dollars and i need to get cheaper like ingredients i don't know maybe telemook's too high class sometimes my mom and i i didn't like it at the time, sometimes my mom would make the sandwich with Kraft Singles. I love Kraft Singles. And I love Kraft Singles, but it was always, to me, it was like a different sandwich.

You need that sharp cheddar, right? Yeah, the kind of nice, thicker slices of cheddar. What's your favorite cheese? That's a hard one, man. Cause I know, I know you are a cheese connoisseur. Dude, we need to have wine and cheese night soon.

We haven't had good cheese in a while. Cheese is fucking delicious. I love, I don't think I can choose a favorite. I love goat cheese. I go cheese. I love goat cheese is one of my favorites. I love cheddars.

I love stinky. I love any type of cheese. I love goat cheese is one of my favorites. I love cheddars. I love stinky cheese. I love any type of cheese. I have never had a piece of cheese I have disliked. Yeah. But if I got the kind with the maggots in it that we discussed in an earlier podcast or Let's Play episode or whatever, I would never try that. You wouldn't try it? I wouldn't try it. It's apparently delicious.

Unless you did it for a video, then I would have to then i would have to order some but i'll make it myself just throw some cheese in the trash for a few days all right ryan got a delicacy absolute salmonella people pay out out the buckets for this gordon ramsay fucking ate it and was it? I've been watching Hell's Kitchen. Hold up. Gordon Ramsay. Did I look up this? Didn't Gordon Ramsay try the maggot cheese? The maggot cheese? Gordon Ramsay.

My favorite cheese is Gouda. The first thing that pops up is maggot cheese. Are you listening to me? Ooh! No, I watched it before. They're all loving it. I don't see Gordon. Is it really?

No Gordon? I hear Gordon. It't see Gordon. Is it really? No Gordon? I hear Gordon. It sounds like Gordon. He's here now. I love Gordon, dude. I've been watching some Hell's Kitchen lately. On Hulu. Is he eating the cheese?

He's about to try it. I love goat cheese. Goat cheese and Gouda. Or Houda. Or Gouda. Digging in. Hours? I don't know. What?

I don't know if I was. You're eating garbage at that point. It's sour and it's rotten cheese. I love the taste of rotten sour cheese. Hours. But like there's I know a few good cheese spots in L.A. One that I frequent and I love it. Yo, man, you know where the good cheese spots are?

But nothing can beat like I like their jams and stuff at these cheese places. But I really like just kind of Ralph's pepper jelly. Oh, dude. Just Ralph's pepper pepper jelly you know what's really good cream cheese ralph's pepper jelly and ritz crackers i knew it i knew you're gonna say that because at the farmer's market in charleston they used to have vendors that would sell different jams and jellies and there was guys that did different flavors of pepper jelly and you would get you could sample as many as you want with some ritz crackers and with the cream cheese oh fuck i want that so good we got to get some for the office do that that pepper jelly up like a balloon i've started gaining weight again really yeah i can tell

well my mom i tell her like i'm not trying to eat like sugary and stuff and i and have some sugar she'll like buy me packs of skittles and just put them in the den you're five years old and i'll be like mom why'd you buy me skittles she's like well you bought yourself skittles i'm like it's different it's like you wouldn't buy me a pack of cigarettes just to be like oh i got you a pack of cigarettes and you you let me i could see your mom doing no wolf getting you like candy and cigarettes probably has like for the beach and stuff i'm sure that just sounds like what like a mom does for like her five-year-old son buys him a pack of skittles at the store to surprise him with but the only difference is you're 27 years old yeah she bought a lot of tootsie pops too she

was sucking on those suckers you fucking oh my god dude you texted me when i was at sam friend and i laughed my fucking ass off i was like how's it going man you're like how's your mom and i was like well she's sucking on some tootsie pops no you said you were like you know i'm i'm trying to enjoy my day but you know she's now she's pulled out a lollipop i laughed my fucking ass off it's like something out of a fucking sitcom and and then the next day you're like she brought it back out the same one yeah no no not the same one oh she bought it's still in my fucking and i don don't like Tootsie Pops that much. You got Blow Pops at your place. You got a big bag.

Well, I used to. To eat them all? Last time I came over, I had myself a little Blow Pop. I'm trying not to like, if I have snacks in my house, I'll eat them. I'm trying. I can't have things in my house or else I will eat them. Well, that's what's shitty. I'll be like, food.

What if I was, I've been wanting to come over to your house more uh lately i've been kind of missing your house maybe i can come over and we can have a little blow pop date we can each suck on a sucker chai's and wine chai's and wine and some dude cheese and wine night and some blow pops we have to watch a movie though if it's cheese and wine night yeah you and i should how about How about that Michael Jackson inflection, motherfucker? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What if you and I have never had a wine and cheese night just the two of us? No.

There's always been a couple Tucker brothers, Tucker hooligans. What if you and I had our own cheese and wine night and we watched Norbit? Oh, Jackson was watching Norbit recently and said he had to turn it off because it was so bad. What? Yeah. Norbit? No, it's good, dude. It's fucking good.

Norbit is a classic. I was about to say it's a classic, man. That's the movie that Eddie Murphy will go down in history with. That's the movie that gave me my sexual awakening. They received, what is it? Best Special. Yeah. Norbit won the Oscar for Best Special Effects.

That movie won an Oscar? Won for Best Makeup and Special Effects. Wait, Norbit really won an Oscar? Yeah. Look it up. And you'll see that I'm lying. Dude! I didn't want you to, you know.

Come on, man. N-Word Brian texted me. N-Word Brian. Ninja Brian. That's what I have him in my phone it's just n-word brian not i don't but not n-word is ninja n-word spelled in dash word not i thought you meant the n-word being ninja it is it is okay n-word brian okay but i don't have the the bad n-word typed out it's just n-word yes know he's such an inward man you know always inward

thinking oh fuck what oh fuck what is it bitcoin and ethereum just shit the bed all of my money's in it dude wow really fucking neck oh downs down almost eight percent today did you lose millions? yeah I lost a couple that's the risky thing about investing I love cryptocurrency ever since we started making 6 figures a month yeah

I've been putting like a couple million into crypto every month just to play around with it we're almost to 7 figures a month luckily oh I already am what are you talking about? Huh? Oh, with my Spotify, with the millions I get for Ouch. I got to start streaming again.

Then it'll boost me up. Yeah, man. And you know, my highly successful clothing line. You haven't dropped it yet. I know. I'm excited. I'm shooting for January 1st. Shooting for a New Year's Day launch.

It's bad luck is it? nope dude stop man the fuck I make you question your reality that sounds so legit though like everyone knows it's just one of those things starting a business on the first day of the year just sets it up to end on the last day of the year

by the end of the last day at exactly 365 day business man uh but i've been watching hell's kitchen i was saying that earlier fucking that's such a good show where he's yelling at people except the one on hulu i started watch fat prick you fucking loser all over the tater salad uh he like sorry hiccups you get you goomba yelling at like an italian man dude fucking gordon ramsay though you porous cunt you pull up the noodles are hard do you think he'd ever do a video with us we could get him in something probably i would love i mean i have a lot of respect for

that cock for a million dollars gordon ramsey it was absolutely pitiful pitiful he gives us a million dollars for sucking his cock yeah yeah i mean he has a million to spare he's a fucking rich man he's a millionaire he's a he's a he's a multi-millionaire i wonder what his network is but the i watched the first i've been watching the first season on hulu uh and it's fucking uh they censor the swear words that's stupid but i watched last night while i was doing some cable management in my studio i've been setting up uh slowly um i just put on like a best of thing and i was listening to him just go off dude there's one guy that tries to fight him he's like you're a fucking pussy, Gordon. Hey, yeah, you want to fight?

Let's take it out. Let's take it out of the parking lot. And Gordon Ramsay doesn't yell. He's just like, are you serious? I want to watch that show where he goes to like different places and stuff. Oh, hotel. Not the hotel. It's like where he goes to nature, like different areas and learns like, oh, today we're going

to outdoor cook. And he like kills a bird, cooks it in a big pot. With his bare hands? I don't know. Reaches up into a tree and pulls a little baby bird out of a nest. He has different cuisines from different parts. It's like every famous fucking chef boy has done that shit. But it's Gordon Ramsay.

Chef boy? He's a chef man. He's a chef boy. Hey, let me hold on. Let me look up. Doesn't he follow justin john what is his name who's chef john favreau goodman he's not chef what are you looking up justin knows john favreau no doesn't justin isn't he followed by fucking gordon ramsay on twitter he might be

yeah yeah he's also i don't know if he's still followed he was followed by king batch yeah i dm'd him under justin's name and he never responded which is shitty i think ray william johnson followed justin at one point but then he doesn't follow him anymore justin didn't follow him back so he unfollowed him uh and okay this is not the real gordon ramsay he has a twitter right right gordon ramsay has a twitter yeah i can't find him maybe he has me blocked what if he does i can't find can you find him i thought he has a twitter yeah wait i just found him hold up wait does he have me blocked no gordon ramsay s-a-y at the end not e-y or wait a-r-a-m-s-a-Y there he is for a second I thought dude he's got a little let's player profile picture

dribbling some the most amazing dry aged ribeye steak at bread street kitchen delicious that does look delicious dude I love that he has a fucking his profile picture looks like a let's players picture cause it's like a cartoon of him

like a little caricature do you think it's because he's getting older he doesn't want to put his like old mug as the picture like he wants to remain somewhat like you know innocuous yeah maybe like by i don't know people know who he still looks good i'm looking at a video right now he looks fine he's just he's just a he's just an aged man i just followed him i. I wonder if his son watches Super Mega. That's always how it goes. Is Gordon Ramsay like six foot something? He does look a bit stout

but he's not as tall as Justin. Apparently he's 6'2". So yeah, Justin would be about five inches taller than him at that point. Right. Gordon Ramsay is... I've always wanted to know how much of this is a character that he's really playing up like how much of this is a character that he's really playing up and how much of it

is he's just an asshole I feel like there's a bit of truth but I feel like I think he probably is an asshole but I think they say they played up for American audiences too I mean he's he is so mean cut the fucking risotto I had

the best ratings you know be really mean because apparently people say he's a lot calmer in the british version there's one he does with kids where he's not mean to the kids absolutely pitiful you cunt this steak is disgusting stupid bitch to the little kids i saw one where like a little girl dropped her like like steak as she was preparing it and just started crying they're probably actually seasoned properly now I saw one where like a little girl dropped her like like steak as she was preparing it and just started crying it's probably actually seasoned properly now dude I love

my favorite thing about Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen is when he tastes someone's dish like for the first time it's like when they're auditioning or showing the dishes for the first time on the first episode of the season they'll like take a bite and like spit it on the floor like like it's so, it's so

fucking, it's so disgusting. If I had it, I'd be like, it's so good. But he's like, fucking pitiful. Just the dramatic aspect of spitting someone's food on the floor in front of him. Do that with Harrison next time he cooks. Spit it on the floor.

Your stuff's usually good, but I'm not lying man this tastes like dish soap or a spoiler from the book when Ryan has some of Boris's stew spoilers pretty soon we're gonna have some stew or some bisque is what I mean

it's probably not even picked up yet it's probably still preparing it said 5 to 5.10 it's 4.39 it probably still says preparing dude do 5 to 5 10 it's 4 39 it's probably still says preparing dude it you feel how hot it is today i know it was like fucking hot today it's weird like i i remember just driving and i put the windows down a little bit and i was like fuck it's hot but it says it says it's only 96 right now only 96 96 is hot it is but it but it especially It is, but the high is 99. High is 99 today. 96 in humidity.

Misra-fucking-bull. That is not. Why did I say misra-fucking-bull? I don't know. Misra-fucking-bull. That is misra-fucking-wait-for-it-bull-shit. Nice, man. Ooh, I just got an email that's here, dude.

James2312woo at gmail.com you have been selected to get an exclusive reward from CVS Pharmacy in order to take your reward all you have to do is just answering a short survey about your shopping experience at CVS Pharmacy well at least you didn't get an email about someone catching you masturbating on your webcam and they're threatening to release it to all of your contacts

unless you send them 1000 something dollars your electronic contacts or some bitcoin all of my electronic contacts yeah ryan got the the classic email that uh if you guys ever get this i'm sure it's scared the fuck out of some of you it's not real it's a very classic your sister's had it done to her one time too well there were real videos of her masturbating yes but um but those were on my computer exactly but yeah ryan got the email and broken inks is like i like the way they worded it trying to like almost guilt you for masturbating too can i can i read it yeah hold up because i sent it to you yeah i sent it to justin too but justin uh from jill gibson about to crack the case wide open why did they why did they attach a text file called ryan mcgee dot text i don't know did you open it i did oh text opening a text file can

be can run some what was my phone oh no my phone what was in it it just said the amount they wanted it had some sort of bitcoin code looking shit. Oh, like a long address. And then it was like broken English. What? How much Bitcoin did they want? Do you want me to open it back up? Yeah. Read me this email and then tell me how much.

Or I'll read the email and then you tell me how much Bitcoin. Okay. This is from Jill Gibson. The subject is Ryan McGee. Oh, sorry. I'll tell you what the attachment says afterwards Ryan do you agree with the statistics that tells that human beings more or less frequent jerk off but at the moment I'm not interested in others we will speak particularly about you for the dirt with this

habit is only on you your avocation is similar to drug addiction. It could be said that you are ill. You may attempt to implore me, but after sending this notice, I will delete the present address for you to understand the extent of the problem. I cloned the contacts from your electronic mail, and I will share your clip with your loved ones. I do not know yet the additional method I will distribute your video. I can suggest you to cover the web camera of your device while going about something like this. No one guarantees that your device is protected against outside intervention. If you neglect me, in 90H, your prestige will be completely destroyed in the sight of mankind. Faithfulness to your partner is the best protection against the situations like that

jill gibson ryan you understand in 90 hours your prestige will be completely destroyed in the side of mankind look at the attachment they said 90 hours but look at this all right let's see i grant you 36 h to fulfill my demands. Bitcoin. So they want $1,050 in USD of Bitcoin. When my requisitions are met, I will sweep off the blackmail material on you. Come on. I want to give out this Bitcoin address

so everyone can donate. If everybody donates a little bit of Bitcoin, then they won't release the videos of Ryan masturbating. Come on, guys. We got to work together. Yeah, no, that's the oldest trick in the book. I mean, if I got that, it would still freak me out, obviously, but it's like...

They should... Usually, if they wanted to really... Blackmail, dude. They'd shend proof. Yeah, why would they not show you the blackmail? Also, I don't have a laptop with a webcam so well i was it might have been when i filmed you masturbating you know i just sometimes it's not sexual or anything i just film ryan through the window he'll be like hey would

you could you film me masturbating today i'll say sure you know i'll go upload into beautiful agony what danny's on a beautiful. It's a beautiful website. It is a beautiful website. You show me that website where it's just videos and pictures of people coming, but it's just their face. There's no nudity. Just, oh! I think. I don't think there's any nudity. Dude, some of those are really fucking funny.

Oh! It's like, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's because, like, you just look like a fucking pillar. Like a monkey. When they're tensing up and they just like their shoulders become their neck.

It's a guy on that site that looks exactly like Danny having like a prostate. So we made it our background. You can see it in a lot of videos. Yeah. This man has just like Danny. This man has no idea. It might be Danny. It might be Danny.

You motherfuckers. That was me exploring my prostate and now the whole world knows well you put it out for the public to see at that point it's on beautiful agony dot i don't know if it's calm or whatever dot com more like dot sex pornhub.sex there's dot xxx.com oh is dot com an extension it seems like recently in the last few years they added a million new extensions like dot xyz can.com an extension? It seems like recently in the last few years, they added a million new extensions, like.xyz. Can anything be an extension? No.

No? Because it used to only be like country codes and shit. Okay. You know, like.ca.gov or.jp.com. Let's see, man. Let's see if you can get a custom. Well, let's look at some domain names i really want someone owns supermega.com and it's just fucking like a booked thing for a real estate company

oh ryan yes look at this oh wow when you search super mega on, it comes up with a thing now. TV program, 2016 to present on IMDb, 9.3 out of 10. Ooh. SuperMega is Matt Watson and Ryan McGee making a weekly podcast, sketch comedy videos, music videos, Let's Plays, and just whatever else weird garbage comes out of their heads. Oh, it does come up on IMDb. Who did that? I don't know.

Does it have? Oh, I like when up on IMDb. Who did that? I don't know. Does it have? Oh, I like when you click cast. It says 2017 for me. It says 2016 for me, dumbass. It says 2016, but then I click on it and when I go into the IMDb app, it says 2017. Let's see.

Here's our cold ones credit. Super Mega gets super grogged. Dude, Nick Wolfhard is credited, but not Finn. You think Nick Wolfhard is the one that made it then? Nick Wolfhard made it but not Finn you think Nick Wolfhard is the one that made it then Nick Wolfhard made it for like just to credit himself on a super

mega video Nick Wolfhard be in there but not Finn but Nick would credit Finn he credited his brother literally Ryan McGee Tucker Prescott Matt Watson and Nick Wolfhard are the forecast members of super mega no it's not even the fucking video it's the cast of super mega. It's the cast of Super Mega.

Why is it the cast of Super Mega? Like. And that's Tucker before me. And then Nick Wolfhard as himself. Why? More like this. My two lovely uncles, smiling friends, Game Grumps. Game Grumps 8.3.

Sorry. Sorry, Game Grumps. We got a whole point above 8.3. Sorry. Sorry, Game Grumps. We got a whole point above you. Fuck. While playing a wide assortment of... God, no, I don't want the app. Sorry, it interrupted me reading about Game Grumps. While playing a wide assortment of video games,

Aaron Hansen and Dan Abaddon talk about everything from their own personal lives to the 80s in daily 10 to 15 minute episodes. Markiplier has a 7.5 stars. Oh, shit. Yep. Oh, my God, dude. Yep.

Ooh. I want to look at the Markiplier cast. Peanut Butter Gamer has a 7.3. Mark Fischbach. Wade Barnes. Bob. Moiskins. Chica Fischbach.

Sean McLaughlin, Tyler. Ooh, Ryan McGee, self slash minion slash Ryan. Oh, dude, of course. In Markiplier's mini montage. Oh, Matt Watson as self, Matt and minion. Yes. Guys, could someone edit my fucking IMDB page? So it's it. it nope i tweeted this it's literally just

like it's like you go to look me up and it's just like videos i edited for markiplier or like the videos where ryan and i are in like an update vlog with mark talking about like the death of our friend and it's credited on there as like writers and producers. It's like, why? Who did this? The comment sections on those older videos are a fucking cesspool. Oh, my God. Yes, they are. Yes, they are.

Ooh, dude. Peanut Butter Gamer 7.3. JonTron 8.5. Before ad reads. Oh, yeah. Introducing Tim's new savory pinwheels. The perfect flaky and flavorful snack for those on the go. Like me, who's recording this while snacking. Ooh, delicious.

Try the roasted red pepper and Swiss or caramelized onion and Parmesan pinwheels only at Tim's. At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. Ah, nice ad reads. Anyways, what did Peanut Butter Gamer, what, what? He killed a woman. What? He killed a woman. What are you talking about? Peanut Butter Gamer, he killed a woman. No, he didn't. Yeah, he did? He killed a woman. What? He killed a woman. What are you talking about?

PeanutButterGamer, he killed a woman. No, he didn't. Yeah, he did. He did not kill a woman. He killed multiple women. Is it a new video that came out? Did I kill multiple women? No, no. I just know that about him privately. Oh, okay. 7.3 for PeanutButterGamer, 8.5 for JonTron, 7.5 for Markiplier, 7.7 for SteamTrain,

7.3 for TheCompletionist, 7.6 for JackSepticEye, 9.0 for VideoGameDunkey, point five for market player seven point seven for steam train seven point three for the completionist seven point six for jack septic I nine point oh for video game donkey six point six for game theory nine point one for ninja sex party Danny don't you know

John Tron Starcade seven point nine and angry video game nerd eight point five super mega nine point three look at that baby wow can you believe that, Ryan? Keep it up. We outdid them all.

Keep up the positive shine. Woo! Our glorious brand. Could someone make SuperMega a Wikipedia page? SuperMega is... It's worthy of its own wiki page. Is it? I searched Matt...

There's the at Matt Watson, the guy who people DM thinking it's me and he got really mad at me. What did he say to me? The one that Teamstar reported on? No, it's a different Matt Watson. The reporter Matt Watson? The one that, yeah,

just at Matt Watson. Chief digital strategist at SunTimes. Previously growing audience for SB Nation and Vox. What the fuck? He's followed by HowToBasic? Kofi. Barack Obama.

Why is he followed by HowToBasic? Who? The other Matt Watson. Oh. The verified one with 2,800 followers? Probably because he has a lot to give. Do you think that maybe he... HowToBasic followed it thinking it was me?

No. I think he loves this Matt Watson. No. Yeah. He can't love another Matt Watson more than me. Sorry. I'm so glad we've seen not only How To Basic's face, but his cock and balls. Yes.

That's quite something I'm very happy to see. quite something i uh i'm very happy to see i've also speaking of of of of other people we got uh hunter hancock uh coming in this week yep thursday uh this week i'm excited picking up hunter hancock from lay airport uh driving him in my honda civic to lay super megaplex well my house first we're probably gonna get some breakfast, because it gets in early. I'll still be sleeping. Yeah, you'll be asleep, but if the paparazzi of Team Z wants to show up at LAX, his flight lands at like 7.30.

So if you guys, if Team Z wants to come and do their, you know, I know that usually when I go to the airport, I get chased by paparazzi. Yeah, so many. So many care. I love that people fucking, like, can get celebrities fucking, like, flights and shit to figure out when they're going to be at the airport. Hey, they got to make a living, you know? Yeah, they got to make a living by harassing people.

Hey, you know what, actually? All those upskirts? With upskirts! Upskirt with upskirt. It's my favorite loan company. Upskirt.com slash super mega. But yeah, I'm going to bring him here here and then he's staying for three nights and he's crashing in my my guest room uh or my studio they kind of both serve as guest rooms see whichever one he wants to sleep in and

we're gonna be making some videos with meat canyon actually shout out to uh Noah, who is a employee at Target in Los Angeles. He's very beautiful eyes, nice long hair. If I recognize Matt Watson, he'll mention it on the podcast. Probably, yeah. I mean, he told me, he's an employee at Target. And every time I go into Target, he works like seven days a week, pretty much, he said. I go in there. He's a college boy.

He's studying. He's beautiful. He's always high on the job when I come in. I don't want to get him fired. That boy is blazed, though. And Jackson saw him at Target, too. And Jackson was like, dude, I saw you so high. But he's the coolest dude.

Super nice. Every time I come into Target, he talks to me. And he watches. Thanks for talking to my friend, Matt. He really needs it. Thank you. You hired him just to like, hey, will you talk to this guy when he comes in? He loves it when people, he posts it to his story all the time.

Like when he gets recognized, it makes his day. It reminds him of what, why he gets up in the morning. Please, please just talk to him. Say you really like his videos. Be like, damn. And if someone's with him,

like he's great. That's extra bucks too. Yeah. If he's in a group of people, he's really nice though. And so shout out to Noah because yesterday I bought a TV, uh, from my guest room,

uh, for, for meat Canyon to watch. So you can watch his little pornographies, his little, his little hint eyes on a TV screen in the guest room, uh, for, for Meat Canyon to watch. So he can watch his little pornographies, his little, his little hint eyes on a TV screen in the guest room. And, uh,

I couldn't fit it in my back seat. Uh, so I had to put it on top of the car and he, he carried it and he helped me put it on top of my car. Very nice. And then we talked about all sorts of fun, all sorts of fun stuff. He's real,

he's based, he's based as fuck. What did you talk about? Talked about you. But I brought him up because he loves Meat Canyon. OK, he's like, yo, no way. So you're going to have to bring Meat Canyon. I'm going to have to bring him to Target to say, hey, make sure you tell people so a bunch of people can come and show up.

He actually will do a Target meetup with Meat Canyon and Matt Watson. And he'll get a raise because he brought so many people to the Target. He got them so much business. Hey, hit him right on the Target, baby. He's a cool guy, though. I like him a lot. So shout out, Noah. If you see a Noah with long hair at a Target in Los Angeles,

hey, tell him Matt Watson sent him. Because we all have our names above ourselves like in a video game or like his name tag. If you see a Noah, any Noah at a Target. Brown hair, curly, long. No, just any Noah you see. Hey, Noah, Matt Watson sent me. Because he might have cut his hair.

Oh, that's true. I don't think so, man. He's kind of rocking the long hair. But he came up to me. I was buying shampoo and I had my my airpods in because i was listening to some music i like listening you don't so many people try to come up to you for pictures you try to drown them all right so i don't i don't want to hear and also tmz the footstay it gets annoying chasing the i gotta wear sunglasses a hat you know but uh he came up to me interrupted

my music he was like hey man i, I was listening to your podcast, and I just wanted to talk about this whole Chris Chan thing. So we talked about Chris Chan for a little bit. Cool guy. I'm glad you could give such an ordinary person such a magnificent experience. Such a boring, normal person. Someone who really does not mean a lot to society. Just your everyday everyday normal dude

you know just a just another gear another cog in the he's gonna tell his fucking grandkids about this shit and then they mentioned me on the podcast go to episode 263 oh he doesn't oh he doesn't get to tell his kids too and then he dies so the kids will never know what episode it was are you gonna tell your grandkids stories what would you tell them I'll just point them to the podcast I'll send them podcast links

grandpa tell me about the one time and then I'll text them a link timecode 5655 through 5735 on episode 167 grandpa there were too many ads in this one you can skip them my boy no i can't even support the channel with these ads they're out of date now i would just the weird thing is if we have kids or grandkids like they're going to watch our

videos they're going to end up seeing our videos. So like when, I don't plan on having any kids, so I wasn't either, but look what I got now. Oh yeah. I'll cut it out. Yeah. Thanks.

You know, it's, it's, it's pretty fucking, uh, pretty great having a child, man. I,

I, it's, it is weird to think though that like right now, what I'm saying could one day be processed fully in the brain of my child who is not even conceived yet won't be high future kid for a long while and the next one will be conceived if you're listening to this right now future child uh come burst into the bedroom and say dad i just got to the part where you wanted me to come say hey i was listening to your podcast non-stop i was hooting, hollering, and laughing.

God, is it funny. Anyways. We should have a contest to see who can listen to Super Megacast the longest without sleeping or taking a break. Like start at episode one and just go. Give someone like a brain aneurysm

or like heart attack from like strain. Let me see real quick how they have a stroke. because it's so funny yeah here we should make it so they have to hold their p while they listen can you hold your p through all of the super mega cast episodes a fetish dude that's how this is that classic radio show hold your p for a wee and then hold your wee for a wee? Hold your wee for a wee. And then she died.

Someone died, yeah. Let me tell you, that's not right at all. I just did the math wrong and it said Super Megacast would be 657 days. I'm so bad at math. It's always embarrassing me on the podcast. 263 episodes times, let's say on average, 60 minutes, right? So that means the podcast is total on average if we were to say every episode is an hour

because some are shorter, but some are a lot longer. So, you know, 15,780 minutes of podcast. So almost 16,000 minutes of podcast. Yeah, just skipped a minute 13,256 uh so now that i have that number that's how many minutes so now i need to divide that by 60 to get how many hours right wait what hold up wait oh fuck i'm so stupid at math okay so what are you trying to figure out how many days consecutive super mega cast is so it's 200 263 times 60 is how many minutes on average so now there's 15 780 minutes hold up and we want

to divide this by uh however many minutes are in a day it would be around 10.9 full days wow so last time i checked it was only nine something because you because you take that you take that uh time that you had where you multiplied it by 60 and then you find out how many minutes are in a day and then you divide it by that so you can see how many days it would be how many minutes are in a day it's 10 point how many minutes are in a day 1440 minutes in a day. Damn it. Why the fuck do they not have a backspace option on a goddamn calculator?

God damn it. Ooh, dude, let's see if the fucking... But like some of our podcasts go over to... We had a two and a half hour podcast. It would be longer than that. It would probably double that potentially. Patrons, we're hoping that you're enjoying the ad-free experience on Patreon for the podcast.

With no ads and you get it early. That's right. That's crazy. Most of the time. Not saying you're always going to get it early. Just depends on the schedule. You're going to get it with no ads though. Yeah.

Hey, all right. But we're going to wrap it up because guess whose bisque is almost here? In grilled cheese sandwiches? Let's see. Let's see. let's see. Don't get too full, Ryan. We're going out to dinner with Ian from Smosh tonight. I might have to not eat anything then, because I'm supposed to be

eating less. I can't have bisque. Well, why don't you just have bisque now, and then have a glass of wine at the restaurant with me? Well, I have to order food. It's dinner. Would you like to split some wine tonight? We can split a wine. Yeah? I at wine since the spaghetti factory that was some class wine too i drove by the old spaghetti factory because i went to joshua tree this weekend with jackson

and bella and another friend and on the way back i was like oh there's the spaghetti factory and i looked and it was the same one that we went to in the video drove right by it by it, which is the same spaghetti factory that I saw for the very first time, which we brought up on like episode 11 of the podcast. Never going there again. What? Unless it's for a video or some sort of entertainment thing. But I spaghetti fellas, too. How could a plate?

I just don't understand how a place called Spaghetti Factory would have bad spaghetti. You'd think that that'd be like maybe the one thing that was okay yeah but it's not it's fine you loved the wine too right justin loved it oh yeah you can tell by his face he loved the wine when he when he dipped the tip of his tongue into wine and like a like a child like when they get a sip of mommy's wine and then you could see on his face he did not like how wine tastes was that i think that was his first time trying that's probably his first little i mean if that was his reaction i can't i can't imagine he's had wine before and then and then that's just his reaction come here justin have a sip of peepaw's beer it is unexpected it's very like

ah it's like an it is an attack on your sense well i think probably justin went into it if you haven't had wine you're gonna expect it's something like grape ah, it's like an, it is an attack on your sense. Well, I think probably Justin went into it. If you haven't had wine, you're going to expect it's something like grape juice, right? You expect some somewhat sweet, but it's not. Oh, I really want some wine now. Wine sounds so good. You're getting some tonight. Do you want red or white tonight? I could do either.

Red is always better with Italian food. I can do either. But red is also heartier, has more calories and gives you more of a hangover. I'd love to split a bottle with my i never get hangovers so wait ian from smosh is rich do you think we can ask him to buy us a really expensive bottle of wine dude we'll see if they have one ten thousand dollars would you ever want to go to but we should act like it's like oh that's nothing we yeah we get this bottle of wine here it's pretty cheap and he's like okay can we get one of those without

looking at the price yeah and then when he gets the bill uh he'll go that is pretty cheap yeah that man is a billionaire off a smosh can can can we go to like wine country sometime you and i i've always wanted to go to like wine smash some grapes with our feet yeah and then do like a wine tasting where we just you know they put us in a little cart and drag us around and you just taste different wines you're supposed to spit them out to keep your ballot because you don't want to get drunk so your palate isn't ruined but i'm like i'm going on a wine tour i'm swallowing that shit you're gonna swallow well you can't have everything you'd get fucking hammer watch me okay okay i'm leaving you if you do you're're going to break up with me? I'm not going to babysit you. Nah, dude. When have you ever had to babysit me while I'm drunk, Ryan?

Come on, man. Well, that's all the time we got for today's episode of Super Mega Cast. I got some mini casts to edit for Patreon. Ryan's got to edit this bad boy and put it on Patreon. Yep. And I believe we have some bisque that's about to be at our front door. Right now? He said he was completing

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