supermegashow - EP 285 - Mr. Bean’s Big Mistake

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

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Yeah it is. Oh is it the 285th episode of the podcast? Yes it is. Hey ladies and gentlemen, it's 285. That's Super Megacast episode 285. We couldn't have done it without you. We couldn't have made it here without you guys. It's a weekly podcast. Can you believe it?

Last week, there was one. The week before that, there was one. This week, there's still one. I don't know if you guys have figured it out by now. But yeah, this is a weekly show. So every week. Oh, yeah. Is it? I mean, it is.

What day? Just sometime the next week. Yeah. Like within the next week, there will be another episode. Yeah. We're not we're not very good at hitting the mark right on the day. We're going to get better at that, though, because soon it'll be Justin's job. We said this in like episode 50

probably too. Stop. And 120 Well remember it was Thursdays originally. Yeah. And then it was Fridays and then it's oh streaming services get it Wednesday. YouTube gets it Friday but now it's kind of like streaming services get it between Wednesday and Sunday. Same with

YouTube. So we do apologize for that. I know it's annoying, but we're working on getting better. Every week, baby. I can't really hear you complain about that too much. It's every single week. They can complain. It's the internet. You're allowed to complain. That's what people do.

If there was a podcast I really liked and they said it would come out every day this time, fuck me, I didn't put last week's on Patreon. Okay. When this is done, don't put last week's on Patreon. Okay. Cancel. When this is done. Cancel. Don't cancel me for that, please.

I'm going to go to our Patreon. Don't do that. Stop. Right now. He didn't put out the podcast. Patreon update. Matt is canceled. What?

Yeah, he didn't put out the podcast. Fucking Jesus. Yeah, it's, you know, it's February's been rough. You went to go do a show in New York. I did. Had your New York adventures. You were an uptown girl. Living in an uptown world.

I don't know with any of the lyrics except for uptown girl and uptown world. But yeah, I went to New York City last week to do a little show with Ben Beal and Hi, I Am Chris. Very fun at SOBs.

I just imagine you getting off the plane. No, no, no. Here I am, the Big Apple. I bet that Uptown girl might get along with that old piano man. You know what I'm saying? Piano man, we're burning up in here with the piano. Nah, different song. Piano man.

Yo, actually when I was flying back in the Burbank airport, I saw a big old billboard that Billy Joel is doing a world tour. He can tour these nuts. Yes, he can, dude nuts yes he can dude brother put it yep gonna get a fucking gonna get served a lawsuit in the mail uh i couldn't imagine being served nah dude you just got served definition no i mean i mean on the basketball court no absolutely not dude only time i could imagine being served would be like American History X type situation. Not on Edward Norton's side.

No. Well, I wouldn't even, never mind, just forget about that. Man, you love that movie, don't you? No, I don't. I don't love that movie. I love the movie for the points it brings, the poignant thoughts on racism in a post-segregated world. See, it's a good movie. It is. That curb scene?

Yikes. Where his teeth are going on the pavement. I'm going to edit it now. So when it shows his teeth on the pavement, it's like... It didn't actually happen,

so we can... Make fun of it. Yeah. I don't know. I mean like the undertone Of what it is Portraying is pretty rough But he goes to jail for it But it's an actor on a set

That's true And a bunch of corrupt money men Going yeah This is gonna be good This is gonna be a good scene Yeah Yeah no for real I don't care

Dude that kid The kid that played his brother Denny Not to say that that is a very serious crime that they are it's a very serious scene too you know it's a hate crime that's being depicted on camera yes but it's it's not real it's it's actors but I don't care about

making fun of the actors themselves you know what video we have had the idea for for over six years now and haven't done that video where it's like it's like how to basically how to make videos and it's like it because we talked about it with daniel asyndigo and we were talking about like that one segment where it's like how to make your video better and it's like farts like you know everyone loves a good fart here's some classic examples from cinema and it was like we were gonna put fart scenes in like very fucked up well there

was forrest gump when he when he touches her tit and he like comes and then the one where it's like I remember the one we edited was the United 93 scene where they're trying to like fight the controls back from the terrorists and the plane's going down right before the movie ends with them all dying it's like

we should still make that yeah but now people are just gonna do it and put it on the Reddit. Don't do, well, it was our idea. They can do it, but it was our idea. Yeah, but you just told them their idea. We told this idea before, for sure. Yeah, definitely.

You know, so on the episode with iDubbbz and Anissa, you know, I told that story about my dad clearing the history and then I took the fall. And I brought up, I said, you know, I've probably told this story three times and you were like, you have. I saw some of the comments say, you know what? When you retell stories,

it's fine because I forgot to. And I'm like, okay. We retell things all the time. I don't think it matters how often we retell. There's probably some kid out there with an encyclopedic. I only sometimes reference it because I don't think it matters how often there's probably some kid out there with encyclopedic I only sometimes reference it because I don't know if you know

I already know but you know there's some kid out there with like an encyclopedia brown fucking you know knowledge of everything we've talked about but you know what most people that listen to this podcast are dumbasses I'd say definitely most of them so if I retell a story they probably don't remember

especially if it was like 60, 70 Years ago Yeah exactly 150 years ago We've been doing this podcast A long damn time Damn boy

When's the last time You got on Twitch huh Before I went to New York With Trevor No I streamed to Epic SMP After you did the one With you and Trevor

Yeah I streamed right before I went to New York I did a YouTube stream Where I just went around YouTube and I watched some good rap god covers. I watched some really good...

Actually, I found some really good shit in that stream. I found this TikTok guy who had three subs who is super anti-god and anti-Jesus. He's an atheist. He's a Satanist.

But he looks really weird and he has this voice and I'll be like your God can lick my balls you think your God like Cartman yeah no do you fucking ridiculous you probably watch the VOD and then I watched a bunch of children do rap God covers great there was actually this one kid I found that I

was like this is gonna be funny and you fucking you like God fucking he did the fast part of rap God can you did the fast part of Rap God. Can you do the fast part of Rap God? I don't know. I should upload my cover of Rap God. If you have the lyrics in front of you, it would probably help.

I should upload my cover of Rap God, fastest part. You uploaded a cover recently. Oh, sorry. Eminem, Rap God, fastest part. White white boy snaps on rap god fast that's the cover i just recently uploaded oh but uh okay cool it's fucking yeah dude that kid there was one kid that bodied it just didn't even miss a fucking syllable it's like little like 11 year old like asian kid just boom went crazy on it man that means he practiced yeah you cracked some of those kids

didn't and it showed. But he did. He did. YouTube streams are very fun. The Rap God Challenge. Hey, can you guys do the Rap God Challenge? Anyone out there? Post it on the subreddit. I'm not checking that shit.

That's going to hurt to watch. It's like when you see someone put up a super mega clip in a class project or something. And you're like, oh. Hey man, shout out to y'all. You're having the bravery to do that. You'll have the biggest balls. Yeah, you got the confidence.

I'll give you that. I'm sure the class and the teacher loved it too. It's a saying, but I'm not commenting on your balls at all. Especially if you're a high schooler. Exactly. I'm saying specifically that you have courage.

Right, right. We're not specifically commenting on the size of a high schooler's testicles. No. Big balls is a saying which just reverts to it doesn't mean that the person has literally big balls. It's like the balls on that man. It's because testicles are associated with

masculinity and machismo. So if you have big balls, it means that you're very It's because testicles are associated with masculinity and with machismo. So if you have big balls, it means that you're very, very brave and masculine. Oh, the balls on her to try that stunt. Exactly. It's like, wow, big balls. A lot of testosterone, a lot of

winning. Exactly. You know, actually, do you remember that ACDC song? Winning? Big Balls? No. Remember that song?

No. Dude, I just remember this. When I was like 12, I thought it was the funniest shit in the world. Big Balls? I've got big balls. He's got big balls. She's got the biggest balls of them all. They're singing about like parties, Like balls, as in parties, but I just, yeah dude.

I just remembered this song. Does it start like that? Yeah, this is it. I learned this on guitar in like 8th grade because I thought it was funny. Big balls. I mean, I'm editing this one so I guess we'll just cut around this. Well, as long as you're not directly playing on the mic, it's fine. Yeah. Give it a little listen. Dude, this was a big meme song back in the day was it yeah at least to me

to me online back in the like dinner era i want i want to hear him say balls sounds like austin powers here it comes big balls yeah Here it comes. Big balls. Yeah. Damn. Wait, keep going. No, keep going.

Oh, sorry. Balls. He's got big balls. We've got the biggest balls of them all. Yeah, dude. Okay. It's a real song. That's awesome. I used to love that fucking song. used to love that fucking song When I'd make YouTube poops

YouTube poops which are not on YouTube anymore I would cut just when he would go balls YouTube poops gotta be on YouTube Not some of my old ones But I'd put I would just cut out when he goes balls And use that so like Spongebob would look over at Patrick and Patrick would be like

Balls Classic shit balls and use that. So like, you know, like SpongeBob would look over at Patrick and Patrick would be like, oh, and you know, it's a bit classic. Good. I made a YouTube poop on my old format 24 channel. That's so bad and not funny, but it got like a hundred thousand views. My,

my favorite, I guess they could be seen as you. I guess they're not YouTube poops, but my favorite kind of edits right now are, uh, they're, they're, uh,

bully McGuire edits is what they're it's him versing a bunch of people you know it could be thanos they could put him in a scene of titanic even dig on this they'll be snapping as the boat's sinking or something i don't know if that one's actually been made i just i would actually like to see that people are falling and like him doing the bully mc McGuire dance as it's going down, him kicking a hole in the ship and then dancing as it goes down. Have you ever seen the picture of a,

of the iceberg that sank the Titanic? There's one picture of it or they think it is off, which is interesting. Go on. Cause I did something recently and I can't remember if you've ever sink a fucking ship. No, but I sat through an entire

They have those simulations Where they show you like The time of things. That got recommended to me that video I watched it. Yeah. And I was Sitting there and like the whole time I was like Jesus Christ and cause like they'll do like Calls and stuff like Down in the engine room

Did you watch the whole thing? Yeah. I was like Damn. It was like two hours Was whole thing? Yeah. I was like, damn. It was like two hours or something. Was it VR? No. I mean, you see like where the ship is, the time of night, and then near the end, it just kind of like,

just gets like silent. Dude, you do an, you take an edible and you watch one of those and it's like, it's too real. I did that for, I put on my VR headset and I watched this 3D one that was- 9-11.

No, I didn't watch a 9-11. That is, there is a 9-11-11. No, I didn't watch a 9-11. There is a 9-11 VR game. Did you do the experience where you're Hillary Clinton and you're being sniped? No. Is that a real video? That's fucking awesome. No, it's the lie she said. Or she's like, we were

dodging sniper fire. That wasn't Hillary Clinton. That was Brian Williams, the NBC reporter, right? And he said he was in like his helicopter. Like, wait, was it her? There's multiple people that have lied about being under like sniper fire. And then it comes out and they're like, I misremembered.

Recalling Hillary Clinton's claim of landing under sniper fire in Bosnia. Oh, yeah. I remember that now. I forgot. Brian Williams said the same thing. He was like, we're bullets going over our head. And then like there's like a video. There's a video of her just get off the plane like, hey, hey, guys.

I love it. But I did one with VR headset that was like a simulation of like what it would be like during an atomic bomb test. And I took an edible and I put on my headset and I was like, whoa. And then it's like I was in like a like Southern Pacific Island. Beautiful. And then insane. whoa and then it's like i was in like a like southern pacific island beautiful and then and insane but then i did uh i watched another one recently which was like a hour long video and it was like the last hour before the dinosaurs got nuked and it was like looking up in the sky and like watching it like get closer could you see like dinosaurs walking around no it was just

from different perspectives it would be like it was like as if you put the camera on the beach in Florida, just like showing the ocean and the sky, and you could just like hear the birds and shit. But no dinosaurs for immersion? No. And it would switch between like France, Florida. Not like a, ooh, like a distant. Maybe, actually. Maybe I just don't remember that.

Tyrannosaur? Well, it depends. It also depends on, the cameras were in Florida and France and one other place. I don't know if tyrannosaurs were in those areas. You know where it actually, you know where that comet hit, right? Nope. Gulf of Mexico. So we would have, you know, in South Carolina, we've been far.

Yeah, Mexico's got a lot of shit going down. Aliens too, by the way. A lot of aliens. No, like, saucer shit. What do you mean by that? No, no, no. Immigrants. There's a lot of UFO sightings in Mexico. Dude, I follow fucking UFO shit like crazy and I have not seen this.

Are you kidding me? Is this another Tom Cruise robbery fucking thing? No. You didn't hear about Tom Cruise committing robbery? Are you serious? It's because there's so much desert and there's so much going on. You've heard they have their urban legends like the Chupacabra and stuff. There's the Mexican aliens.

I can't deal with There's the Mexican aliens. The Mexican aliens? I was going off. Go off, King. You were too quick. Actually, when you said the Mexican aliens, I didn't even get that at first. It was you who caught it, but then it made me laugh. Are you being serious?

Are you lying to me? Yeah. Damn it, dude, I told you I was going to go over the urban legends Of the Mexican aliens and how they come down How they come across that wall Tell you what, steal your uncle's job I'm talking about grey aliens Ryan

Come on Caucasian Those Irish immigrants. Latina. Latina. Latina. Forest. These Latinas.

Forest. Thick booty Latina over there at the bar eyeing me. Lieutenant Dan. She might just be Caucasian. This thick-legged queen. Yes, queen. Lieutenant Dan, you're serving. You're slaying, Lieutenant Dan. Slay, queen. Lieutenant Dan, you're serving. You're slaying, Lieutenant Dan.

Slay forest. Yes, bitch. Yes, queen. Why did it turn into Steve-O? Good for Steve-O. Honestly, dude, he's like the poster child for sobriety. That's fucking awesome. Yeah.

He was in one of the worst holes of addiction you could be in. And then he fucking, it's good that he never got into like heroin. And then he stopped. I know. Not on my watch. You've heard the whole like story, like the, his story of when, when he, like the intervention where he was like, he, he lived in this like penthouse i think in like a hotel or something that's where the photo is from i don't know if that photo is from him but he was about

to like jump out the window and kill himself and like johnny knoxville and like everyone like showed up um and like grabbed him and uh he like destroyed his whole like apartment and they told him like you have to go to rehab right now and i think that was it i saw i saw johnny knoxville like tell the story and steve-O tell the story too. It seemed pretty intense. Like he was about to like kill himself and they all did like zoom there. Well, I'll be out.

His neighbors hated him apparently up on that penthouse. So I don't, I wonder why. I would imagine, but I'll be looking, I'll be looking at Hallmark to see if they ever, the jackass story, the Steve-O story,

the Steve-O, Steve-O. I was, well well i'm wondering now with all the bam margera court stuff going on and i've been watching this channel that does updates on like bam margera huge court case win steve-o admits bam is right it's like i watched a little bit this channel that does like videos like that all the time and it's uh so what are they what are they trying to say honestly i didn't feel like watching the whole fucking 10 minute videos that come out each three days.

Because it'll be like a 10-minute video. It'll be like, yeah, so this court document file says that they're proceeding with the motion. And then it's like, what this could mean is then they just go off on a bunch of bullshit. Yeah, it's, I wonder, honestly, a movie, like a Scorsese-style movie down the road about jackass. And then this whole fallout with the drug addictions and BAM and everything would be pretty good honestly it would work well as a drama it would it would like a jackass maybe we'll have to make that i watched uh speaking of jackass i watched a while back i watched this uh documentary on youtube you know brandon novak yeah he's one of their friends he's a skateboarder yeah like a horrible he was big with bam and bam housed him

but they were kind of like they fed into each other's addictions for a minute he had a really bad heroin addiction yeah and i watched like a documentary uh kind of like documenting some of that process uh like ryan dunn was like like there's like footage we like throw him up against the wall in a garage because he catches them like high on heroin really yeah and he's like trying to get him to get off it and shit he's he's sober. Actually, I saw him on Steve-O's podcast recently and he's like super clean cut. Yeah, they were talking about Bam. Yeah. And all the comments were like, like, I never thought that like Brandon Novak would be like the clean cut one of this group. I mean, I mean, honestly, so good for all of them for BJ Novak, not BJ Novak. Well, actually, in BJ Nov Novak Does the B stand for Brandon? And Brandon Novak Fucking Chris Chan This week

Guess what this week is I still haven't caught up This week is Chris Chan's Birthday 41 I think Still in jail Still in jail

Until July Is July the July is the next Fucking Continuance date oh my god right from february to july it's the it's the attorney that's requesting it which means that it's like the attorney clearly is doing that for a reason this is truly just going to be a

giant lull chris chan's going to get time served it's what's like like they're going to finally do some trial or something and they're going to finally do some trial or something. And then they're going to be like, all right, time serve. And then Chris will, I don't know what happens then. Not going back to 14 Branchland court. Certainly. I just like the homeless saga. Do you think that's inevitable? Yeah.

Because I mean like what you think Virginia like really cares that much about rehabilitation for like mentally ill no adults that end up in the penal system i don't think most people do no so like well that's the thing dude like once once once chris chan is like done with the whole penal system why do they call it that dude it just makes me laugh when you talk about something so serious and it's like we're going to erect this monument come on we're gonna we're gonna hey we're about to go erect this monument uh for the penal system you know it's like come on but you know chris chan's gonna get out and then they're gonna be like all right you're off the hook and then chris chan's not gonna have anywhere to go family says no no of course like that's not good yeah so it's like you've committed a very serious i wonder

if it'll end up like uh i wonder if it'll end up like the temple os guy christine weston chan have you uh you haven't watched that down the rabbit hole about temple os i feel like you showed it to me and we watched it at some maybe we watched a bit of it the schizophrenic programmer yeah that made like that's the one that you That's the first one you showed me. So you saw how it ended? I can't remember much. I don't think we watched the whole thing. I remember I was pretty high.

I think maybe I had to leave or something. I always get... Look, if we're watching YouTube, I'm definitely toasted. Gotta stop with the heroin. Basically, spoiler alert,

it ends with, you know, he ends up homeless and like starts vlogging himself homeless and like living in a van but like over like a couple months like he can barely even speak because his schizophrenia is so bad like slurs like he can't even speak and then he gets hit by a train and dies jesus uh probably on purpose but maybe i don't know that like when you have when you have someone that it's like that mentally ill and you just like throw them into the streets i mean what what happens fucking there's only so many paths that can take so that's sad it's very sad christine i christine should should get should get the help she she requires but it probably won't happen no because it's virginia and it's also i mean

help needed to have been given three decades ago yeah a long time ago but the parents are to blame for that one yeah bad bad parents not to say don't talk about bob that way bob sucks do you realize bob and bar Barb both suck. Do you realize? And that's not to excuse, of course, anything that happened. If the health department of Green County sees those videos, Ryan. They're both racists. Yeah, they're both awful. Yeah, they're

not very good parents. You know, I don't like to comment on someone else's parenting, but I'll step out on a limb and in this case say they're pretty bad parents. You know, if you're not a parent, you don't have any right judging how I judge. Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, your kid's fucking kicking the back of my plane seat and screaming the whole flight. Shut the kid up.

You're obviously doing something wrong. My fucking flight back from New York to LA, of course, behind me is a child. Kicking your seat? Yep, the entire flight. And the mom is not doing anything and the kid is screaming. The whole flight. And the mom is not doing anything. And the kid is screaming the whole flight screaming. And she's letting him get in the aisle and run up and down the aisle and throw his toys all over the floor and shit. And the dude sitting next to me just keeps turning around, just staring at her with this look. That's like, are you serious?

And I started turning around because I was like, and like they would not control like people that won't control their kids. Did you say something? No, I turn around, just look straight at him once when he was kicking my chair. I was like, next time you should just throw something back a little snide great parenting and then that she would get so pissed yeah i see i didn't want to because parents they also weren't speaking english oh so it's like i not then you're a racist matt exactly well we already know that but i i didn't want like a textbook example of it exactly you don't want because you know phones come out out when drama happens on an airplane.

And I was just trying to enjoy my fucking flight and the kids just like kicking the chair, but it's screaming fucking. There's one point where I guess she was tickling him and he was laughing for like 30 minutes straight. Just like 30 minutes straight. And I'm fucking like, dude, I was, everyone around us was like looking around like. Matt, you're just living in their world. Get used to it.

I was, dude, for seven hours. Like, I always get seated next to kids on these planes that can't shut up. You're an adult. You could scare the kid. Have you ever seen that one video of that guy that does that? He's like filming himself and like this kid's screaming and comes by and he goes, like in the kid's face. Yeah. Okay.

Pretty awesome. I, I, I think that's not going to make the kid stop crying, but it's, it's definitely, it feels good. You know,

the kid doesn't know better. Why are you tormenting the kid? Cause he's acting like a little shit. And in those situations, it's the parent's responsibility. Like if you just go, Hey, like to a kid, like you you just go hey like to a kid

you might feel ridiculous but to a kid that's like oh yeah I mean if an adult did that to me now I'd be like petrified parents that can't I was in Target recently same thing this kid is running around throwing shit off the shelves like screaming

and the mom is just like on her phone like not caring and everyone's looking and it's like why like control your fucking kid if you have you're gonna have a kid but don't like if your kid is like that and you're not gonna do anything don't take him out in public well it's just like you know what eventually that type of behavior and that style of parenting can lead to just that the kid's gonna be awful when it grows up yeah like an awful just an awful adult yeah like a self-important little brat our parents beat us and i mean that's that's why we turned out to be the upstanding men we are today yeah it's it's called what is it something punishment not corporal corrective corrective disciplinary action. Yeah.

The right thing to do. Exactly. I'd beat my kids even if they didn't act up. Let's go to ad breaks and we'll be right back. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality

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Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I dot com. So I'm sucking her dick and I got my finger right on her ball. What's up, guys? Welcome back from those ad reads. Yeah. We got a little update for you. Starts with a W. Winning. Dude, put it there, man.

Put it there. That's good. Honestly, can't beat that one. We got a little update. Wanda. As some of you, if you've been sticking around. Wanda 3 or 2?

3. It's not Wanda Wanda. This is probably 3 or 4. This is the thickest Wanda yet. Yeah, this one's fucking fat, dude. Wanda is, if you guys remember, every year this dove comes and nests at the Super Megaplex in our little

outdoor patio area. And there's a bird's nest there that's been there since we moved in and she comes every single year and has babies there. Last year, like three different batches of babies. And now she has returned early this year. Usually it's like March or April. One of the babies has returned.

Yeah, this time it's definitely a different one. But one of the babies has. She's big. She's fat. She's thick, man. She probably got fucked. She's probably full of eggs, man. She's fucking.

She looks like a fucking. We got to be careful as soon as those eggs are around. Because you remember one of the birds was out and I almost stepped on one. What if we put a little net underneath just in case? Oh, there's that? We can put a little net and on the doors. We should, I was talking to Leighton about this. We should put those, Gaten. We should put the signs that they have at beaches

where they talk about sea turtle eggs. Honestly, yeah. Gotta be careful when you go out there because you could just be walking and not even see a fucking... Almost. So close. Your foot was right up.

If that happened, I would have had to go home. I mean, you would still, like nowadays, you'd still have nights laying in bed where you'd start thinking about that. Because I would have felt it. And no exact, I would have, ah, woo.

Man. We wouldn't have even gotten it on camera, too, which is the worst part. Not even content. But yeah, she's back. Or when I say she's back, I mean one of the descendants is back. So now, I guess we'll keep you updated from here on out until she flies away north again. You'll know if there are eggs. There's definitely some eggs up.

Or if she's infertile. Next time I see her gone, I'm going to check if there's eggs. Okay. She looks fucking fat. She's nested up right now. She seems pretty secure where she's at. There's probably some eggs on the way. I love when those little doves get born because they look so fucking stupid when they're that small.

They just like, they look like, they're that small. They're not cute. They're very spiky. They haven't developed their feathers yet so it's just kind of like their eyes are all big and squinty. They look like fucking idiots. And you get to see them like you come out there and they all stare at you. They don't know what to do.

No, they don't. They start getting a little brave when they start getting their feathers and wings and some of them don't really what to do. No, they don't. They start getting a little brave when they start getting their feathers and wings. And some of them don't really fly. They glide out of the nest. And that's why we're wanting to put nets and stuff. And hopefully she'll be back two days later with a brand new batch. She's going out and getting fucked. I wonder if this is one of the babies from last year.

It's got to be because they reuse nests throughout generations. She's like, this is the house I grew up in and now I'm moving back into it to have my own kids. It's the thing where every year I kind of feel like, oh, you know, what if this is the year? This is the year Wanda doesn't show back up. But every year

without fail, she comes back. When we first toured the Super Megaplex, you know, her family, the Wandas come back. Talk about WandaVision. Hey, yeah, that that's right wanda one's probably been long gone but i'll tell you what uh when we when we toured the place for the first time the realtor was like yeah uh there's our there's the that dub is always there i kind of want to text the landlord i thought wanda was not as brown i thought wanda was more grayish looking. This one's pretty gray, right?

This one's pretty brown. I actually could compare pictures. This one definitely has more of an auburn looking coating going on. Let me adjust to the picture. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. And also the markings on the neck. And Wanda was gray. Yeah.

So it's been, you know, it's been a while. Taken after her dad, I guess. That're right. You're right. And also the markings on the neck. And Wanda was gray. Yeah. Yeah. So it's been, you know, it's been a while. Taken after her dad, I guess. Yeah, that's right. That's right. I'm looking at this picture of her. Good thing we got that shit unplugged. Yes. Because last year there was like a.

There was a live wire. There was like a prong that you plug into a thing and it was like halfway in it. So if you just touched it, you would get shocked. So she's fucking fat, dude. I'm looking at her right now. She's massive. Yes, she is. I wonder how how long the I'm a text the landlord right now and say how long is a do you know how many years this dove has been nesting here?

Maybe he'll be like, oh, since I was a kid. Be like, wow, this is a lineage. Yeah. Oh, oh that would be perfect to like know how far back it goes how far back does the wanda clan go chat chat that that was just a reflex off of twitch chat yeah i i was bad and i didn't stream for like a week i i mean, I have, I've been really bad. I streamed and I like just, I just smoked weed and streamed like last night for like three hours. I'm going to try to stream later tonight

after my boxing lesson. It's a, I got to get on anything or you're just going to do like a chill. I don't know. We'll see. Maybe get on Epic S&P. It's been a minute. I did.

I have Cock Island, which is a, see, I was tired of getting- I thought it was Rock Island. It's Cock Island. What? I swear to God, when I was watching your stream- It was Rock Island It's Cock Island I swear to God when I was watching your stream You said Rock Island Because there were a bunch of cobblestone It was Rock Island

I swear to God I'm not misremembering Maybe it was Rock Island For some reason my head like Cock Island Well it's Cock Island now I think someone in chat called it Cock Island It's Rock Island now. I think someone in chat called it Cock Island. It's Rock Island. It was Rock Island, now Cock Island. I'll ask chat.

Formerly Rock Island, now Cock Island. Yeah, but basically it's a... Just away from all the pitter-patter of the goings-on of the city? Away from the Layton following me. Right up in my face. Hey. Hey, Matt. Layton and Marisa tag teaming behind me

while I'm trying to knock down a tree. Marisa talking to her chat. And Layton going, so I had this idea. So, I'm just kidding. I love you, Layton. Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, sure. But, you know, I was kind of getting tired of the mainland. I was tired of, you know, getting griefed. I was tired of fucking, you know, I don't know who would do such a thing i don't know assholes and uh i found i found a new i found a big old big old spot that's like far far away enough where it's hard for people to find but also i know exactly how to get back if i need to okay it's super easy to get back uh and i even

set up a little a little like marker there was a visual indicator you set up when I was watching. So I know exactly what to do. I don't want to spoil it. Yeah. But yeah, you know, it's pretty cool. It's got a lot of resources, got a lot of caves. I started going out into a cave, but I was like, I'm not prepared for this. I might need someone to come with me, come caving with me.

Maybe I could come help at some point. They may have a little Matt and Ryan adventure on Cock Island. Until Trevor teleports to us. No, then I'll fucking kill him. What's going on, guys? Hey, guys. I remember that one time I

accidentally de-whitelisted and instantly kicked him out of the game. No, no, no. I de-modded him or something and he just disappeared and i was like oh shit is he gonna be able to get back in yeah man i'm just drinking this dr pepper oh tasty classic trevor man always drinking that dr pepper fucking every time he fucking comes over my place he's just drinking that dr pepper so tired of it i'm just sick of it dr pepper i'm sick of it man it's obviously just kind of annoying you don't like dr pep no i love dr pep but just trevor just hey i'm gonna lay

something on you i don't like root beer that much really yeah for real like cream soda all that no i don't i don't really vibe with it all right i like your classic colas you know cream cream cream soda is nostalgic for me more than anything. Root beer. I do love a good root beer. Root beer seems like it's sweeter than it used to be, though. I could go for a nice ginger ale. Mmm.

I had some ginger ale this morning. Sprite is just pepped up ginger ale. Ginger ale. I actually had a ginger ale. This is gross. I had a ginger ale in my car over the weekend. And I got him in the car to drive to the office this morning. The cap was off, but it was in the cup holder and i was like you just need a little sip that's a little

sip i was like one sip won't hurt you know the way i always rationalize it in my head whenever like i see an older bottle of water i'm like i'm just gonna take a sip i'm thirsty or like an old like basically it's usually water it's i i'm like if it was the post-apocalypse and i had to survive fine i'd drink it and it would be fine. You're not going to get dysentery from a fucking sip of water if that's been in your car. Yeah, but isn't it like the sun? It's the BPAs or whatever

with the fucking plastics and the sun, but my car was parked in a garage. Granted, the windows were down, so bugs might... Okay, I didn't even think about that. Well, I've drank some pretty old water out of my car before like i i'd be willing to say at least three week old and i'm like i'm thirsty you're drinking some pretty old water out of my cock too come on man that's piss it's not it's

not water at that water yeah to a degree it's water it's urea when does it stop when does it start becoming piss the second it enters your stomach and starts mixing with everything else. That's what piss, okay. Well, piss, so piss actually, when we were driving home from our excursion recently, and I was driving Tucker from Long Beach, we actually had a very long conversation about what is piss. We were like, what is piss? So we looked it up and he read out to me like a very long,

let me enlighten you on what piss is. Piss is not exactly what I thought it was um where's my phone dude how's a brother supposed to look up piss is uh i want i want to i want to hear this so i want to so what makes what makes piss piss is probably searching what is urine will be better than what is piss uh yeah hold on what is urine what i remember is there's there's things called urea there's stuff called urea which is different different compounds and salts that your body creates as a byproduct and that's what gives piss it's yellow coloring uh what exact here we go wikipedia urine look there's a picture of someone's piss right there okay uh liquid byproduct of metabolism in the bodies of many animals including humans

urine is a liquid byproduct of metabolism in human urine flows from the kidneys through the ureters to the urinary bladder ur Urination results in urine being excreted from the body through the urethra. Now, what is urine? Cellular metabolism generates many byproducts that are rich in nitrogen and must be cleared from the bloodstream, such as urea, uric acid, and creatinine. Creatinine? Isn't that what I take to get big? No, it's creatine. Okay. Creatinine? Isn't that what I take to get big? No, it's creatine. Okay. A urinalysis can detect nitrogenous wastes of the mammalian body.

Alright, so it's... Urine plays an important role in the Earth's nitrogen cycle. In balanced ecosystems, urine fertilizes the soil and thus helps plants to grow. Therefore, urine can be used as a fertilizer. Some animals use it to mark their territories. Historically aged fermented urine, known as lantant was also used for gunpowder production household cleaning tanning of leather and dyeing of textiles okay wow so that right there right there that's the chemical structure of urea nice yeah did you see that i don't know what that does for me well i'm just trying to figure out just just what exactly.

You think I learned anything from that? Looking at that, looking at the chemical construction. Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out what, about 91 to 96% of urine is water. See? Here we go. It's mostly water. The remainder can be broadly characterized into inorganic salts, urea, organic compounds, and organic ammonium salts. Urine also contains proteins, hormones in a wide range, and metabolites varying by what is introduced into the body.

Yeah, but here's the thing. If you piss in a river and scoop up the water, you're still drinking water. There's piss in that water. That's true. Honestly, that's true. But you'd still say I'm drinking water. Even though you knowingly know that fish and other things pee in that water, you you're drinking some piss that's true i mean who's who's you wouldn't say i drank piss to survive i drank i drank water who's arguing like the actual ratios right yeah

like oh wow listen to this the total solids in urine are on average 59 grams per person per day dude when's the kidney stone era of superman dude you know that's coming one of us well actually no you know what you know what we're not One of us. Well, actually, no. You know what? You know what? We're not having sugars. We're being healthier. Not alcohol, not sugars as much. You know, it's...

No alcohol in New York? No, I had some in New York because I was doing a show. That's what I thought. But I mean, like, back at home and stuff. Okay. Dude, I need a little go on stage. No, I see.

I get it. I need something to go on stage. Before you and I would do live shows with Super Mega, like, having, like, something, like... You and I would put, you know, a little something back go on stage. Before you and I would do live shows with Super Mega, having something... You and I would put a little something back before the show. Dude, I actually... The more people I talk to that perform,

they're like, of course, of course you have to have a drink before you go on stage. I don't know anyone except people that are sober that don't do that before they go on stage. It just helps the nerves fully. If I go on stage fully sober, I'm going to shaky a little confident yeah it gives you confidence it eases the nerves you know it's god's medicine will super mega ever go on tour again maybe we'll see we got we got we got we got other fish to fry first maybe those who uh supported us you know got to got to experience uh a few times in a lifetime event like a like a baby being born yeah like a like a like a young babe being birthed by his

mother you know that only happens once so if you get to witness that then several times i mean you can have multiple children no i'm talking about a specific baby why don't people have litters i was about to i was literally about to ask that were you why why is it that that that women elephants fucking women why why why a lot of mammals that only have one at a time you know what it seems like it's like bigger animals bigger animals seem to only have one sometimes two two, maybe twins, but. And then you fucking frogs just. Yeah, dude. Or even spiders. Oh.

Hamsters, you know, like, I got to look that up. Why? Dogs. Dogs have, you know. Well, what I'm saying is like, it seems like the smaller you get. Well, even big cats. The smaller a creature is, it seems like the more babies it has, right? Because humans are...

Once you're around that size, what else that size has litters besides a tiger maybe? That's what I'm saying. Tigers have litters. Oh, my. Wolves are huge and they have pups. Why do humans not have litters? Bears, do they generally... Cubs, are they usually born one at a time? I'm not.

I think it's like two or three maybe. Two or three cubs. Here we go. Humans are ill-equipped to handle large litters. Evolution has simply not set us up to do that well. Typically the litter size in nature is matched by the number of mammary glands we have. Oh. So I guess evolutionarily

when people, our ancestors would have litters, it would be a little too hard to keep them going. Some people still have litters. Some people have five. Eight. Oh my god. Fucking octomom, dude. Octomom.

Dude, have you ever seen what she looked like before she popped? Before she popped? No, dude, in this case, it really was a case of before she popped. It was actually disgusting. No shame on the woman, like it was it was actually disgusting like no no shame on the woman but it was it was really gross also like what it'd be cool if humans like laid eggs instead of just gave live birth you do you know why childbirth is painful it's because uh adam and eve decided to do their little sin in the garden and then god said you know what because of that human childbirth is going to be incredibly painful from here on out the snake already had eggs the snake had it good i know

but adam and eve you know they uh they're the reasons it hurts it used to feel amazing women used to come while giving birth now fucking it's incredibly painful adam and adam and eve both learned that no matter how close you are you you know, snakes are always about. Snakes are always, always, you know, go slithering through the grass. Always snakes around. Be careful, guys. There's always a fucking snake right around the corner. Yeah, be careful.

Keep your wits about. You know, sometimes people might be your dog. Turns out that dog was a snake. Just keep that in mind. Couldn't have said it better myself watson isn't that what isn't that though that what i thought i've heard that before in christianity that childbirth was not painful and then god as punishment for for eve doing that was like good now it's gonna hurt you little bitch hmm all i know is that we are,

we have continuously, uh, been miseducated on the subject matters. How the fuck would that not hurt? You're, you're, you're literally taking like a,

like a hole. That's like, like, like, like putting a pencil in might even hurt. Well, you're talking about the same people who made up rules like if a woman experiences an orgasm during a rape, then she wasn't raped. Or if she felt any pleasure. Those were the rules set up by the church.

It's no surprise that they have these types of odd little beliefs. I wanted to make a joke going along with that. And I was like, not that one. No, just not that one. I'll leave that one be. But yeah, it's fucked. It's really fucked. But we should, you know, we should do.

We should go do that simulation thing. I saw this on Reddit recently. Doctors in the olden days, if there was a woman experiencing some sort of mania, they would finger them and produce orgasms because they thought orgasms could help with that. What? Yep. Really? I saw it on Reddit. Damn, that's interesting.

Damn. Well, something. One of those. Now doctors have become pussies. They won't even do that anymore. My doctor won't jerk me off when I'm feeling the sads. Oh, sure. Give you a prostate orgasm if you ask him.

It's good for the health. I legitimately someone told me that growing up. I did. No, I told me that growing up. I did. I told you that even afterwards. For years, I actually thought that if you could go to the doctor and ask for like, have your prostate stimulated for like a health reason and they would do it. I think I got

you with that in an early Super Mega episode too. Because I had been told that, like growing up. You can ask them, can you stimulate my prostate, doctor? Sure, buddy. Oh. Ah. Yes. Sounds like Oh. Ah. Yes. Sounds like Mr. Bean. Yes!

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Good ads. Good ads indeed. Dude, he, Mr. Bean, Mr. Bean's holiday fucking holds up. I've never seen the original Mr. Bean movie, but Mr. Bean's holiday, I decided to watch it recently. Great. Great movie still. I was like, is it actually stupid?

Is it the one where he goes on top of a car at some point? Or there's a car chase sequence? No, I think it's the first one. This is the one where he wins a trip to France and he meets a little boy who got... No, no, no. Mr. Bean gets set up

in a sting. Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean shows up in a Chris Hansen sting. But it's like completely by accident. He's like, hmm. Like he really had no idea what he was getting into. He just thought he was going to hang out. He's like coming in smiling, like holding a pizza.

It's like, hmm. So he like drops the pizza. Now please sit down. Mr. Bean. Why don't you have a seat right over there? He walks in. He bonks his head on like a hanging frying pan. Like, oh. Mr. Bean. Why don't you have a seat right over there? He walks in, he bonks his head on like a hanging frying pan.

Now, I know this is definitely not what you meant by cheese pizza in the chat logs. Pulls out his handkerchief and like. Now, what exactly are we planning on doing here today? Fucking like gets up, slips on a banana peel. He does the whole like, he like goes to the couch and like pretends to walk down some stairs. And then like there's actually a pair of stairs and he rolls down like, why don't you get back up here?

Tell me what you're planning on doing here today. And like as he's like going back to sit down. But Mr. Bean's innocent. He sits down on the stool and it like breaks into a million pieces and it falls and like, like hits his head on the couch. And then he goes,

and he tries to like clash the legs together to try to make the stool. Then he throws him down. Pulls out a little, except it bounces off the floor and hits Chris Hansen in the head.

He's like, putting his hands out like, oh, I'm so sorry. Dude, Mr. Bean's fucking great, dude. Mr. Bean's fucking great, dude. Oh, yeah? Mr. Bean's just a great example of a stupid Brit. You know?

A classic Brit. Stupid fucking dumbass British person. Your typical Brit. Dude, I saw a fantastic article by ClickHole recently. Let me read an excer extra to this real quick this this is like this click article that fucking killed me recently because they're they're more hit or miss lately but this one was the l's keep coming for yay mr bean just texted kanye a video of himself having goofy sex with kim kardashian the fallout of kanye west and kim kardashian's divorce has been a spectacle

with no shortage of public drama bitter press statements and new love interests complicating the situation even further. Unfortunately for Ye, he's just taken the biggest L of the entire ordeal. Mr. Bean just texted Kanye a video of himself having goofy sex with Kim Kardashian. Yikes. Poor Kanye. Earlier today, Kanye was busy in the studio with Travis Scott and Future when he suddenly received a video message from Mr. Bean without any context or accompanying texts. After pressing play, Kanye's face contorted with outrage and confusion as he watched the footage of a scrawny nude white man with a turkey on his head motorboating his ex-wife. Only after Kim... Uh...

Safari just crashed. Well... Should be using Safari. Really, really... It was a breach. It was Chrome. I meant to say Brom. It was Chrome. Brom. Safari's bad, I think.om Safari's bad I think It's just lame dude Okay dude

According to sources in the studio who saw the footage Mr. Bean looked directly in the camera with a grin His fingertips excitedly wiggling Then raced over to begin several failed attempts at freeing Kim Oh she got slammed up in like a bed That was like folds out of the wall He's trying to get her out Slams her back No fewer than six times

Around the 11 minute mark of the footage being Here last thing i'll read producers did their best to calm kanye Who allegedly began storming around the booth and shouting about how bean was a fake friend his eyes glued on the videos It reached a part in which mr Bean became flustered putting on a condom and ended up with his whole leg stuck inside it Oh man. I fucking love several precariously stacked chairs next to the bed, bonking his head on the ceiling light fixture and electrocuting himself in the process. Oh, man. I fucking love Clickhole and Mr. Bean. Oh, Mr. Bean's great.

Last thing. I'm sorry. This is good. The hip-hop artist's friends say his heart hit rock bottom only when a baffled, nervous Bean treated penetration like he was dipping his toe in a swimming pool he was afraid to dive into his facial expressions morphing from fear to curiosity to pleasant surprise to foolishly over the top pleasure once he finally got the hang of it i can picture all of this on mr bean's face thankfully for kanye

the video ended soon after that as mr bean and kim both finished at the same time bean's face drooping in horror as kim moaned and writh riot and ecstasy under the impression he'd done something wrong. Dude, he's never gonna make another Mr. Bean thing, I think. Why? I would be down to help crowdsource and direct a new Mr. Bean. What about what they did with Ace Ventura? They put out a little mini Bean.

They killed off Ace Ventura. What? And replaced him with his son You can't have son of the bean You can't have a little bean that doesn't work Well they couldn't do son of Ventura That's not a good movie Why do studios ever think that's gonna work?

Like yeah this is actually This is good Money Yeah They're not looking to make a good movie He has the weird hair like Ace Ventura I remember that dude And he says the things like Ace Ventura

Smokin' Smokin' I've hair like Ace Ventura. I remember that, dude. And he says the things like Ace Ventura. Smokin'. Smokin'. I've never seen Ace Ventura. Well, one of the major plot lines of one of them has to do with... It's very transphobic. Really? Because the big surprise at the end is like, Oh, this hot woman that we've all been ogling after,

She has a penis! And then whenling after. She has a penis. And then when it's revealed she has a penis, all the cops and everyone in the vicinity goes. And they start throwing up. It's an actual scene. It's an actual scene of Jim Carrey unveiling a woman's penis and everyone throwing up. We need to, in our first debut movie, have a scene where we see a hot girl at a bar and you slick your hair back

and go over and tap her on the shoulder. Turns around, it's just a guy with long hair with a beard. And you're like, oh! I throw up on him and he steps up and a bunch of his biker friends get up behind him. Let's get out of here for the next book yeah okay that'll be the next book start with just like a transphobic scene the back doll test no one don't worry about it uh yeah man but uh in other news i recently got

to meet uh the austin powersator. I saw that. Unbelievable, unbelievable. He never dropped character, right? Never once. Not even when you're like, hey, you tried to get him to kind of loosen up a bit, I'm guessing. I didn't, yeah,

I tried to get him to loosen up, but I didn't want to like drag him and drop character because I was like, maybe he just doesn't want to and it'll be uncomfortable if I try to get him to do it. So I was like, hey,

you know, you like doing this? Oh, yeah, baby. Okay, good. He acknowledged like that he was, like he kept himself on as Austin the whole time, but also would like openly talk about the movies. So like he acknowledged that he, oh, and that movie, it was, it was awesome, baby. I asked him to rank them. I think he said one, three, two, maybe one, three, two, or maybe two, one, three.

Surprise. Three. No, no, no. I think three would probably be the last time. it was one three two one three two okay it wasn't one two three but he said one was definitely first so it'd be one solid he did a cover of daddy what he did he sang all the songs on stage it was at a brandon wardell and jack wagner's uh live podcast changed my underwear it was amazing daddy wasn't there peace standing standing side stage and watching that man with a smile on his face fucking sing it no dashing baby they're not gonna make another austin powers are they it's too old it's too done for that mike myers is spent right

dude i feel like 2022 is that's exactly what we need right now another austin powers hey jackass helped save 2021 well sorry it came out this year and it didn't really save 2022 because 2022 thus far has been a fucking awful year well i don't like this year so far yeah so far this year actually it's kind of soft not for me personally yeah for me personally as well it's been awful and uh but also uh you know for for Ukraine, it's not it's not a good year for them as well. Well, more importantly, it's been a bad year for me. Yeah. And it's just not really been fun.

Ukraine. What do you do? Oh, no. Russia. Yeah. Yeah. You ever read The Boy Who Cried Wolf? Ukraine.

Yeah. And, you know, they can't join NATO, unfortunately. Yeah. Well, they shouldn't because NATO is gay. More like Gato. Well, they would have some protection if they did. They want to join NATO. Huh?

They want to join NATO. They can't because there's land disputes, though. Also, they'll like... Could they just like give Russia like... Could they give Russia like whatever, like a little slice of it and be like, Okay, now these are our borders. NATO, NATO, let us in before they realize. No, I feel like if it was that easy that that would already happen.

Well, I mean, Russia already just just takes without like Crimea. They were 2014. They were like, OK, I mean, it's ours now. Oh, look at this. 31 minutes ago. News news alert. Putin orders Russian forces into separatist regions in Ukraine for peacekeeping processes. Okay.

Peacekeeping. Oh, the peacekeepers. Yeah, I'm sending my troops in for peacekeeping. Weren't the peacekeepers from the Hunger Games? Probably. God, I need to rewatch those movies. I like those movies. I feel like the peacekeepers.

Were they the security guards or were they like the people up top? Three hours ago, Putin recognized two breakaway regions of ukraine as independent republics giving moscow a possible pretext to invade oh yeah i've seen hassan on twitter like if you think that russia's gonna invade ukraine you're a fucking dumbass he thinks it's just a warmongering chest bang into the politicians there's this meme uh it's from family guy and it's like what it was on reddit it's like what putin's doing to the world right now and it's like he'll take out like what looks like to be a gun at first and then it's just like a coat hanger that he puts a coat on then he'll like pull out an ak-47 and they'll go and then he just points it up and it's just a

little lighter that goes i saw one where it was like it was a meme where it was like it was uh it was like the the u.s media talking about like russia invading ukraine and it was just like a gif of like a truck about to slam into a wall from all these different angles but it never hits it just keeps like like different angles of it getting closer but it never actually hits maybe it might actually happen this time because i mean that's been going on forever like back before we even started super i remember remember seeing like all that shit about Ukraine being invaded by Russia Russia wants Ukraine so much World War 3 talk though if you go look on Reddit comments

I mean this stuff happens all the time it's like you know it's I didn't know I'd be alive you know we're repeating the 20s just like every time there's a geopolitical like uh like not debate what's the same shit with Korea where it's like is this the start of World War III? Because, yeah, this stuff could lead into something

like that, but it's like, I think, I would like to say that most superpowers are smart enough to not do that. They know, like, maybe we shouldn't go this far. Or maybe not, I don't know. I think it's like, the superpowers,

their shit is claimed, and they all they can really do is uh kick limping dogs at this point and that's what russia is doing with ukraine right and that's what that's what the united states does with whatever whatever fucking country it decides to to to fuck over every all under the guise of protection although it's weird i don't want to say i don't know it's so complicated uh maybe maybe it's just best that we should every superpower fucking goes into other countries and under the guise of something else and right now china's doing in africa real bad. I'm so sorry for the arms trade, the illegal arms trade. I apologize. I lied to the American people.

Whoopsie. My favorite president. Favorite president. Put him on a coin. Yeah, baby. Why'd they stop putting people on coins, man? Why'd they just stop? Wasn't there a new $100 bill?

Or was it a new $20 bill? Harriet Tubman.'s not out yet though when's that coming i saw the trump administration was trying to block that i feel like the harriet tubman bill's been in the works it has like in middle school they talked they like decided and they're like all right in 2026 we'll put it into i really feel like since i was in school like this shit's been going i love that the there have been like rumors of like them changing the bills the trump admin tried to block that really hard, and I'm like, what other reasoning would you have for

stop! Don't put that black woman on the dollar! Matthew, I'm hungry, and our food just got here. I'm really hungry. Well, let me just get the truth about this Harriet Tubman 20. I'm starving. Biden to speed up effort to put Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill

we ought to be able to design a $20 bill in less than 20 years less than 20 years they resumed last year it's hard work yeah I don't really know why it takes so long but they're not putting people on coins anymore I honestly thought for sure Trump would end up

on a piece of money no way I thought that he would try to get it done himself. Because that just sounds like very fitting. Like trying to do something like put me on the penny or something. Put me on the million dollar bill. They didn't put Obama on money.

I thought Obama would have ended up on money. He's in some legal trouble right now, so he's got to worry about that. Donaldo? Huh? Donaldo? Yeah. When is he not? You know what I'm saying? Come on, eh. He is though. Him and his kids have to give depositions. This month. Never had to do that before. Dude, I hope it's like Bieber's deposition.

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Sorry for lack of posts this month. It's been... It's been... There's a lot going on behind the scenes that we will update you on soon. And it's not fun. But we're okay. We're fine.

Ryan and I... Just... Divorce is tough. Yeah. You know. That's all we'll say. But yeah. We do have some really cool stuff coming out. It know, that's all we'll say. But yeah, we got,

we do have some really cool stuff coming out though. It's the same thing every time we say, but there is, that's why it's better to probably just, all right, we're just going to go. We love you guys. Why don't you guys have a great,

great day, great week. And we'll see you next week for two. Suck on my ball. Nice dude. Got him. Hey man, fist pound.

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