supermegashow - EP 288 - Total Freakin' Goofballs! LOL

Episode Date: March 19, 2022

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At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. Ron, check out this clip of this guy getting caught jerking off. Damn, it's crazy. He just got caught jerking off, man. Nah. Yeah, he just got caught jerking off, man. I wasn't even jerking off. Nah. I wasn't jerking off.

I wasn't. I wasn't jerking off. I got you. I'm recording you right now. I wasn't. Ah. No, buddy. No, I wasn't. Look, if you think that's what's jerking off, I feel bad for you. The one thing, if you ever... Nah. No, there's one... There's one...

It's like... Yeah, the nah part's horrible. He could have just said, Sorry, my nuts itched like a mother. Like, at least there, it's like a plausible deniability. Exactly. Right away, just, nah. If you actually weren't and you got caught,

I would be confused if someone said that. I'd be like, what? So I feel like if your first response is no, you know, it's like you're already ready to defend something because you know what's up. I wasn't even jerking off. Yeah, then what was I looking at? I was just adjusting my pants.

Dude, if that's what you think jerking off is, I feel bad for you. Dude, he gets him with a little dig right there. He does. He says, what do you know about sex? Dude, I wasn't jerking off. It was just in my pants, man. That's a great video. And maybe this will be a decent podcast episode.

No, it's going to be great. I mean, out of the 288 episodes, there are bound to be a lot that are not great. Average. No. Mid. No. Mid? No. We bring our A game to every episode, baby. All 288 episodes are 287 and about to be 288.

Perfect. Yeah. In my opinion. Well, objectively. In your humble opinion? No, it's not humble. It's a strong opinion. Okay.

But it's objective and it's correct. I did not check to see if we have enough space. You little shit. So, I just remembered that. I was like, we got it though. We cleared it off like the last time we recorded. 53.84 gigabytes free. Damn, that's a lot of space.

Excuse me? That's how much space is free. Damn. I just shot off the McAfee antivirus pop-up again. That's a lot of space. Excuse me? That's how much space is free. Damn. I just shot off the McAfee antivirus pop-up again. We complained about these for like over a year. I'm sure it literally takes like two seconds just to uninstall. Yeah. But will we?

I'd still rather complain about it every day. God damn it. Get this McAfee bullshit out of here. He's dead. I don't want his antivirus software. It's about his legacy. They're trying to preserve his legacy by making sure every day I remember his name. And it works.

Every day I think of John McAfee. And I think about the videos where he was on the run in South America. And he posted a video of his guns or something. His guns? His pistols. Oh, okay. Like on a vanity or something. He was flexing on them.

And you could see Viagra bottles in the background and all this. He was crazy. He was definitely assassinated. Sorry, I was taking a sip of water. It's all right, man. He was into some crazy shit, man. They should make a movie about John McAfee. Sorry, I was cleaning out my ears. Ooh, that's a lot of earwax. Yeah, it's gross, man. What do you think about that? I don't want to see it. Hold up.

Just put it in the trash can. That's gross. Stop, dude. You're not supposed to go deep, right? No, you're not. Do it after the podcast, dude. I don't want to see this. Want me to throw it? The trash can's right over you. No, just go get up and go put it into the trash. Don't just get up and walk. Okay, hold up. Okay. Yeah, I'm throwing it. Yeah.

No, actually do it. Don't pretend to. I'm throwing it away. No, it's still in your hand. Just throw it away, dude. Okay, yeah. That's gross. That's considered a biohazard.

So is your mom. Gotti. Get your hand out of your pocket. My hand's not in my pocket. Yeah, it is, man. Get your hand out of your pocket. You still have it, don't you? No. I don't. You have the Q-tips. Stop, dude. That's gross, man. I needed to get the other ear.

I'm not touching anything that was in your pocket now. That's gross. Stop, dude. That's gross, man. Fucking throw it in. I needed to get the other ear. It's been in. I'm not touching anything that was in your pocket now. What? That's gross, dude. On the inside of your pocket? I'll wash them with the pockets out next time I throw them in the bin. The bin. The fucking rubbish bin, dude. Go throw that in the rubbish bin.

I'll just put it right here. On the side table. Yeah. Seems like a good place to put it. I'll remember it. I'm going to start going to guests' houses and being such a nice guest, but just make sure before I leave and they're not looking, I leave dirty Q-tips on the coffee table.

Leave your nail clippings on the dining... No, no, the living room table. The kitchen counter. The living room table like the living room table so it's like you were watching something and clipped it and then when I leave it's like ah he was nice

and they're like what's that what the fuck there's no way no hey were you clipping your nails because that wasn't him was it

you have you accidentally leave your engraved uh M.H. Watson pair of nail clippers pair of golden nail clippers it's like calling card

everywhere I go. Clip my toenails on like their table when they weren't looking. They're like, when did he do this? I didn't even see him do it. What the hell? Just that or what's worse? Like fingernails or like I think like a dirty Q-tip. Yeah, Q-tip.

What about just a full condom? Well, that would be, of course, worse than the other two. A full condom? That's a lot of semen. They're looking at it. Condoms are pretty long. Hey, guys, I think I forgot something. Oh!

Yeah, that's mine. Thanks, man. Almost left it again. It's like filled like a water balloon and tied off at the end. Yeah, that's my cum. That's my cum condom. It's my semen balloon. I have sex.

Always leaving it behind. Sexual intercourse, if you don't recognize the terminology of sex, it's a bit of a, like, it's what the youth are saying these days. Yeah, it's honestly, it's, I don't understand the youth's obsession with shortening everything. Yeah. You know? It's kind of disgusting. Every word has to become a shortened version.

Text is TXT. Whatever happened to saying laughing out loud? Now it's just lol. LOL. LOL. So they call it sex instead of sexual intercourse. And now it's just slash sex. I'll tell you what, it's frustrating because, you know,

sex used to be about passion. Slash S. It's not sarcasm anymore. It's sexual. It's sex. It's sexual. It's not sexual. You're making it sexual.

I've never slept in bed with a child. I didn't sleep in a bed with a child. I slept on the floor. But I've slept in a bed with many children but even if I did sleep in a bed they'd be okay and make it nice they're on the fireplace we dropped a new little sketch

where we were Michael Jackson's PR agents this week and my favorite comments were the ones that were like topical I don't disagree with them on that it's the least topical I know remember that joke from 2004 yeah

so it's like literally like two decades wait was that in the 2000s or 90s I don't care to be topical it's funny to sometimes jump on it out of excitement I don't aim to be topical with like i just think it's a funny idea ideas we do like what's what's topical about daddy's boy

what's topical about brand new shirt uh daddy's boy is the uh uptick in the statistics for uh husbands that murder their wives we're trying to make a social commentary about that of course and alcoholics and brand new shirt that was just Ross was promoting us to do that shirt commercial that is true not our friend Ross no

the store Ross which Ross shops at I don't know why that's even funny like why why did both of us like look away Ross shops at Ross

Ross shops at Rosses is it Rosses or Ross I think it's Rosses right is it Rosses or Ross in your universe Rosses Rosses is the apostrophe at the end of the two S's? I'll look it up. It's not R-O-S-S apostrophe S.

Ross stores. Just Ross. So it's not Ross's, it's Ross. Just Ross? Ross goes to Ross. Now that's a vlog right there. He wants to get some fucking views. Has he not done that?

Nope. We made jokes about that, I think, back, like, really early. Remember how you stabbed that little Ross business card I carried around? It must have been, like, back in Kids With Problems. It was. Even Syndigo era. It was. Type shit.

What if I, what if we surprise Ross? We pick him up at his house and take him on a surprise trip to Ross. At 7.30 in the morning. Take him on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride, maybe? Yeah. LSD. What? No, I was saying we could watch Lilo and Stitch.

Oh! Absolutely. It's a good movie. Absolutely. Pleakley? Jumba? The mosquito scene? It always bothered me.

Where he's covered in mosquitoes? Gan-to? I don't know his name. What's the shark one's name? Man-to? Ryan, I have not seen it in like 12 years. What's the blue one's name? Is it man too? Ryan, I have not seen it in like 12 years. What's the blue one's name? Starts with an S. I know that.

Stampu? Stitch. Stitch, yeah. That's it. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Stitch. Why'd they name him that? Stitch yeah that's it is it yeah alright Stitch why'd they name him that that's stupid

yeah I don't know well it's not Pleakley Pleakley's from wait no who's the pterodactyl from Land Before Time is that Pleakley I don't know dude

Pleakley sounds like something from Lilo and Stitch though okay dude on other planets who's the pterodactyl who's the little pterodactyl from Land Before Time I don't know, dude. Pleakley sounds like something from Lilo and Stitch, though. Okay. Dude, on other planets... Who's the little pterodactyl from Land Before Time? I don't know, dude. Terry? Yeah.

The pterodactyl. Terry Dactyl. First name Terry, last name Dactyl. Like a sprained ankle, boy. Nothing to play with. Hey, you know? I wish I went back and watched Lay Before Time, and I caught that in a song, and I was like,

When's our Drake parody coming out? That's the next topic. Oh, well, we got to do the pigmentation thing, and then... We just need a little more money in the account for us for that, because it's expensive. Yeah, yeah, it's very expensive. That'll be a good one though we should actually do like how recently like we usually would keep in like one

of us breaking or something but now we're like really just going in on the bits so like it really is like i couldn't imagine listening to this sometimes me too dude because like if you don't dude that's the thing is like if you don't really know us that well, and it's your first time listening to our podcast, and the very beginning is like, I give women a compliment and they get too emotional. It's called a compliment, sweetheart. Learn to take it. Hey, guys, welcome back to Super Mega.

And they're like, where did you say he was joking? They don't know me. So that's the first thing they hear. They don't know your style of comedy. They don't have to know you. They can if they want to and follow your twitter well if they do know me personally and they don't know about because you know a lot of people know me that don't know me for super mega they just know me from real life and i don't say things like that just to like everybody that i see so like they don't they have they have no idea

that I even make inappropriate jokes like that they just know me from real life oh exactly and I'm nice to them and I'm like damn if they I don't know if they'd still be my friend if they if they listened there's certain family I think my aunt recently told me that she went and was curious and went to super mega started watching a video. And that's when like I was like, oh, because she said started watching a video. Oh, yeah. Which means she more than likely didn't finish it. And then she goes, but I had to turn it off and I just had to I want to keep the innocent nephew like in my head.

I'm like, yeah, I would I would recommend not I'm like yeah I would recommend not watching it like I would recommend any of our family not to go on and watch it yeah I don't know what my family has I think they have a very different perception of me it's just cause they see you as you like in your like down time with your family

they don't see though I'm like hey I'm a grandson. I'm not going to be like, oh, grandma. Yo, mama. Yo, grandma, check out this video of this guy that got caught

jerking off at a gas station. Hey, Oma. Stop. Ryan, please. Bring your Oma some water. Please. Please. No, she's big and strong. Yeah, she is. She's big and strong Yeah she is

She's big and strong Hell yeah she is 350 pounds It's fucking like she's She might outlive the whole family At this point Probably I could see her being some like 200 year old god honestly

God is True Yeah I mean it's not It doesn't have to be uh you know a gendered term well i feel like god wouldn't have genders i feel like a god is is a completely different entity that's beyond our universe's biological god is a father he made adam on the first yeah who burned them a father can't make a fucking baby.

He can make sperm, and that's how it worked. Where's the egg? He spilled it into the galaxy, and that's when the Big Bang happened. What? That was the Big Bang. He went, oh. That's when God came.

Yeah. What if, man? Every time, what if every time we ejaculate, we spawn a universe in some alternate dimension? Well, here's the thing, dude. String theory, like that infinite universes exist, but that means there is a universe out there where every time you come, it spawns a universe, which creates another universe. That's the Big Bang. So it is real.

It's real. It's fully real. Right now, we're just existing in slow motion in a ball sack or something. Holy shit. And then all of a sudden it's just gonna let's meet let's have that be the end of our big movie we find out the whole like the end of uh men in black 2 when they go into the like at first you know they have the locker and they're looking into a smaller world where all these small aliens live and then at the end or something there's a

gag or at some point during the movie, there's a gag where they are also in another alien. They're the small ones. Yeah. They're the small ones. It's one of those. Yeah. That's a,

that's wild, man. You know, to think like you could have a whole movie, a whole plot buildup and everything. When the very end, it's like, wait a second,

we're in his balls. And then it just ends. Then the balls fart and they like flap a little bit so you love it that's the last shot of the movie yeah god god that's good why i'm i'm surprised if i can make a movie just for you it would be i would i would love i would love to just to have like a big screening for you we should make each other a short film yeah it should be the the contest should be you can't laugh at the other person's short film and you can make it as dumb and as abstract or as like linear narrative like and you can have a

linear narrative if you want but that's a really good idea we can make each other like a five minute short film and then you can't laugh at mine and I can't laugh at yours we have a shot collar on so when we laugh it shocks us

ooh and we die oh that's good of a heart attack that's really good I need a shot collar yeah we should do this

you make me a five minute short film I'll make you one and then just fucking no, no laughing. But ad breaks. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects

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It's only been one. Just one, unfortunately. Sorry, guys. There's still one more of those. Plenty more where that came from. You like what you see? I hope you do. Tell you what.

What? Looking good, Ryan. Looking muscular. Well, that's just because this is... These dudes on their podcast are just complimenting each other's muscles and stuff. Yeah? So what? We're pals.

That's what pals do. Alright? Pals compliment each other's muscles. Oh my god. Sorry. I noticed you wore the pants that I like. But... But these complimenting his pants and his socks?

Those socks look nice. Thanks, man. Because I've always complimented those pants. They're corduroys. Then I see those socks. Best material, man. I love corduroy. Does it get hot, though?

No. Is it breathable? It's not, actually. It surprisingly is. I never feel hot in these pants. I have a corduroy jacket. I don't feel hot in that. It's great. I wear the corduroy. It's like a corduroy button-up don't feel hot in that. It's great. I wear the corduroy

it's like a corduroy button up shirt that I wear as a jacket. Tell you what, I don't even feel like, even on a hot summer night when I'm wearing it, I still feel the breeze. It's pretty nice. Okay. You look good in some corduroy, Ryan. Uh, I like shorts. I like, I like. You like corduroy shorts?

I like being able to kind of like feel the air. Corduroy shorts with I like being able to Kind of like feel Dude The air Corduroy shorts If that makes sense That makes sense It does make sense You want to feel the

The air The atoms around you Yeah Exactly You're never actually Touching anything? I don't care Like when like

Some smart ass Sixth grader tries to Tell you one of those Facts that everyone Already knows I don't give a fuck So? Did you know that you're never actually touching anything?

Cause like Adam's never actually touched Alright Was that a Vsauce video? Yeah I used to watch Vsauce 10 years ago too I don't think I There was this week where I binged a lot of it same

but I was never like the biggest I have Vsauce I really like Michael yeah me too yeah Michael Jackson right

yeah no Michael Michael's great hey Vsauce Michael here I love him dude he's fucking awesome he's so smart too Michael Jackson, right? No, Michael's great. Hey. Vsauce. Michael here. I love him, dude.

He's fucking awesome. He's so smart, too. Seems like he has a good sense of humor as well. Seems like he's got some big brains on him. He, uh... I think he's a bit of an idiot, though. Seems like a cool guy. But doesn't seem all there, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, I think that that cookie need a little more time in the oven for sure. Yeah. It's like he's cool, but he has all these far-fetched ideas. It's like he's a very big conspiracy theorist. But, okay, like like legit how many times can we get we can't we can't keep doing this because we don't even know

just some at one point we'll get like you'll get a message or I'll get a message it's already happened we'll be at a get together with Jim's racist mom yeah exactly no it's just my the thing they broke me was to stop in the middle and be like we can't keep doing this we can't keep doing this it's it's too much it's like when you've when you're when you're too far

in in some sort of like crime or like scheme no it's like before you go that extra it's like it's like that moment in movies where like the where the good character who has to do bad things is holding up a gun and it's like, Will, is he going to go full bad? Is he going to pull that trigger? Or is he going to keep his morals? No. I can't do it! I can't do it! But then in some movies, they fake you out with that and then he does. Then he turns around and does. Yes. He shoots the bad guys

instead of the guy that would make him bad to shoot you know yeah but Vsauce should probably get some help yeah a lot of it I really you know I like you know

they seem nice but I never even spoke to them or anything. They started making up stuff that I was challenged, I guess. I don't know. Conspiracy theorist. You know, I'm some kind of alt-right conspiracy theorist. It just kind of hurt my feelings. I'm a man with a family. I'm just trying to live my life.

Well, to give Canadians their due credit, our recent playthrough about the guy who thought the vaccine gives you AIDS or is giving everyone AIDS secretly or whatever is like... Damn it, they should have just taken that one protein out. He's a Canadian. So it's not just... Both those guys were that talked to out. He's a Canadian, so it's not just, it's not just, both those guys were, that talked to us.

It's not just, quote unquote, USA right wingers. There's people all across the Americas, and probably even further than that. Europe. Australia? I bet your word's gotten out to those pieces of land.

Those crackers. Mm-hmm. Those cracker countries. Mm-hmm. I mean, there's a lot of crackers, yeah, but there's a good bit of non-cracker types there, too. You're telling me Australia's not cracker land, Ryan? All right, I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. I tried to listen to his podcast. Not working

When you said cracker That's what did it I think it's how fucking I think I regret it while saying it But I get goaded into it Because I find it fun To kind of cross

Like a barrier Come close to it It makes you laugh when I do it And it makes of cross a barrier, come close to it. It's funny because with you and I, it makes you laugh when I do it, and it makes me laugh when you do it. So you're trying to make me laugh, and I'm trying to make you laugh. And it's just saying something shocking. It's not that we're trying to be more shocking for the audience. It's that Matt and I know each other so well that we really have to kind of like,

to make each other uncomfortable, we have to kind of push it. And that means like saying things that I probably just wish I didn't publicly. Oh, absolutely. And I wish that I love your mom and I love the sex we have. I just wish I wasn't so descriptive about it sometimes. Hey, man, that's all right. You know, we all we're all human. Of course, we all That's all right. You know, we all, we're all human. Of course.

We all make mistakes. Yeah. Like your mom made a little mistake with your dad about 26 years ago, 27 years ago. Yeah, get it right, buddy. Actually, 28 years ago, because you were in her womb for about nine months. True. But I existed for most of 1995. I just wasn't born yet. Yeah, you weren't really much.

I was alive. Yeah, you have any memories of the womb? No, I ryan but i was alive i know that well when when did you start being a life starts at conception okay so i was alive for nine months that's not true what because sometimes isn't conception like just sex conception is when the the sperm cell penetrates the egg. Oh, see, I thought like conception was like kind of a churchy way of saying sex. Consummate. Yeah, true. And then, yeah, the conception of the child usually uses it.

The conception of Christ, you know. It's the beginning of an idea, a conception. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's when it breaks that barrier and goes. It's when the, when it breaks that, that barrier. And goes, it's not very churchy. It's very, it's very vulgar.

It is. It's disgusting. The conception of Christ. They want me to believe that this man was, was made through such sinful ways as a sperm and egg?

That's gross. He wasn't just, I think he was pooped into existence. God was just like all right but our human brains couldn't comprehend that so they went some lady just had him in a barn over there exactly because i mean you're not going to get people on your side if you're like he just appeared yeah it's got to be somewhat believable so a 14 year old giving birth was very believable at the

time so that's what they did they could have been been like, oh, this 22-year-old gave birth, but then she might be seen as too old of a mother. Exactly. Not fit for the mother of a savior. No, no. I want to watch Jesus Christ Superstar again. I've never seen it. I saw it in school a long time ago, and I'll tell you what,

the movie was, I wasn't a big fan, but I have seen the Broadway performance, and I have. Live? Yes. What? Uh-huh. but I have seen the Broadway performance. Live? Yes. What? On Broadway?

Not in New York, but it was traveling. I saw it at a coliseum. And the music I listened to all as a child growing up, it's a fantastic musical. Jesus Christ, superstar. Who are you? What are you saying? See, that's all I know is Jesus Christ. That's it. Are you what?

Are you what? Are they say you are? That's what it is. Are they what you say you are? Who are you? What are they say you are? Who are they? What are they say they are?

What are you say? Fuck. What? Who are you? What are they say you are? They say you are, yeah. Because it's like, are you what they say you are? Who are you? Are you what they, yeah. Because it's like, are you what they say you are? Who are you?

Are you what they say you are? That's what it is. You're taking your medication? Not the past few days, no. I ran out. Just waiting for a refill. Just remember to take it with alcohol next time. It'll hit.

God damn it, dude. Fucking just. This is the one where we're just failing it's how serious your face is though it's like when you said that to me

hey just wait for the video podcast to come out oh god then you'll be able to see it you'll be able to see Ryan's face

y'all have seen us deadpan shit on the October special the Halloween special or whatever and the do we have we had a Christmas live action special or whatever. And the,

do we have, we had a Christmas live action special or we just do all that? Yeah. Do we? Yeah. The Christmas tree video. No, I mean like the podcast. Oh,

Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did we? Mm-hmm. The van is still decorated for it.

That is true. Fuck. You're right. You know? Yeah. It's got abandoned van. It's still got my Christmas juice in it as we speak, and it's March 14th. It's got the flare.

The flare is still in the van. Yes. Probably should take that out, as many people have advised. Wanda update. Wanda's not at the nest right now. She's probably left waiting for her two baby birds to leave the nest. One is very strong and healthy. And big.

And excited to go out into the world. Yeah, when you walk out there, she starts shuffling around. She's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Then there's one who is just a little bit... Different. Different. It's way smaller, and it doesn't have any feathers on its head

can y'all answer this in the comments it's gonna be a while before this like gets answered but i'm i'm gonna look through the comments i'm sure maybe dum dum dum um hold on hold on let me see hold on male baby dove maybe they look small maybe they just look like that when you deal with you're not we're not fostering them but when you deal with baby doves or like any like a bird that just kind of like lives in your like they have like a nest in around your house is it really like you really do just experience survival of the fittest sometimes and it it's like, hey, some baby birds don't make it. One fell out of the nest last time we had one. Yeah, we got him back in, though.

No, no. One time we came out and he was just, oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Oh, yeah, that sucked. That's nature, man. So is it like trying to find because in my head, like I'm like, oh, yeah, she has the babies and all the babies go and live there, whatever. It's like, because in my head, like, I'm like, oh, yeah, she has the babies and all the babies go and live there. Whatever.

It's like, no. Predators probably take some, like bigger birds. Yep. But not from the nest because the area is pretty, we got laser security. So, yeah, birds ain't coming in anymore. But they can get out. They're gross, freaky looking little creatures. Yeah, but one is just half-sized.

It's just such a runt. There's no way it could even fly. I believe the other one could probably flutter around right now. Yeah, for sure. That one's big. They get so big so quick, too. Over the weekend, it doubled in size. It's Monday right now.

We got here, and boom. Crazy. The other one? The other one, no. The other one, since the beginning, the mom sat on it more, and I feel like that one was always hidden. Yeah, that one was always hidden. The other one was, like, curious and bopping its head out.

But that one was always in the back, too, when it was just them. Something's up. Well, maybe we can keep it as a pet. Just put it in a glass box. Yeah. Put it in a glass box. No, no, no. We'll have we'll get like a wooden cutting board. Like probably

nailed down, let's say like a belt buckle to it and then around that we tie like a string and then we tie the other end of that string to the bird's foot. Oh! Yeah, it's like an open air pet. Yeah. That's cool. That's cool. So it can fly around. In the kitchen. You know go around. Yes, I like an open air pet. Yeah. That's cool. That's cool. So it can fly around. In the kitchen.

You know, go around. Yes, I like that idea a lot actually. But it stays put. And no cage or anything. No. It's more, it's a lot more humane for the bird, because it's not in a cage. Exactly. I like that. That's pretty cool. Um. Just thought of it. No, I like that. You know what else is cool?

Ad reads? They're gonna say ad reads, aren't they? No, I was actually, uh, well, because you assumed, yeah, here like that. You know what else is cool? Ad reads? They're going to say ad reads, aren't they? No, I was actually, well, because you assumed. Yeah, here they are. Man, if only they hadn't assumed, right? Yeah, you know what assuming does? Yep. I mean, I assumed because I said ad reads right after you said it. Yeah, but it was the, you're just one assumption.

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Choose from loads of delicious, more-ish flavors ready in only two and a half minutes. It's crazy about those YouTubers that have more views than there are people on Earth. How does that make you feel? Like I'm not enough you're not you'll never be enough i know not to them but to yourself you can be whatever you want what i want to be is not enough listen if you why do you want to be stuck in a constant cycle if if i want to be like if you want to be a loser like that doesn't make you a loser if you want to just stay at home all day with no money and just lay in bed and get on the computer until 4 a.m if that's what you want for your life you know your life is it's your experience do it and be proud of it don't let anyone else tell you with their fucking stupid social norms what to do and what not to do. Yeah.

You don't have to pay rent. Fuck that. You don't have to even pay your bills. Do you ever wonder, like, do you ever have that, like, feeling where it's like sometimes you just wish, like, your life, like, you just stay inside all day and just sleep in bed all day and, like, literally nothing? Yeah. And just sleep in bed all day. And like literally nothing. Yeah.

Like all I would do is just like exist in this like kind of. Like if I could think of it. It would be. This. Like portal I could step through. That takes me to this secluded like top of a mountain cabin. That like nothing else is there. No like. Not even like wild.

Like predators. Maybe some like. You stay inside the cabin. Some the some deer you know see some deer go oh you know i'll be inside the cabin and i have the best internet i have a movie theater in the basement i go up and i go i want this for food and this and this robot chef makes it for me well you're not alone if you have a robot chef makes it for me. Well, you're not alone if you have a robot chef. I turn him on and off. Okay. Okay. And he just goes, okay.

And he just cooks you up a delicious steak. Hey, can I have a steak? Okay. Medium rare this time. Okay. And remember not to burn it. Okay. Let's see. You thinking fries? Okay. Or mashed potatoes? Okay. And remember not to burn it. Okay. Let's see. You thinking fries?

Okay. Or mashed potatoes? Okay. So it's like that. Yeah, so it's not like you actually have like a robot friend. He just programmed to respond. Yeah. But he does what I tell him to. Yeah, as long as he does what you tell him to. You know, when robots start talking, that's when it gets a little too creepy for me.

Well, I might have to take that voice box of his away if he keeps you know getting my order wrong oh yeah punishment i mean that's how you teach something it's never happened but in my brain it's like i actually didn't want ketchup and the fact that he doesn't know me to that extent i mean yeah i mean they program them to be smart they should be a little bit smarter than that but also every time in my life where I do end up for an extended period just living like that, I become so depressed and it sucks and I want to do anything but that. So it's like when you do it, it's like, oh, fuck. And then when you imagine it, it's like, man, that sounds so nice.

Well, I think the thing about it, at least for me, my viewpoint of it is sometimes just as it is necessary to start going out and try to be more social and, um, stretch your comfort zone a little, it's also just as important to probably like kind of exist in this like bubble, just feel what you need to feel. You know, like if, if you're feeling like overcome by a lot of stuff, maybe just ride that out and feel it and just take time to yourself. And that's not a bad thing. It doesn't need to be seen as a bad thing. Just as long as you don't sit and just stay in it forever. At some point, you know, come out.

But I feel like it's important to feel like, that's going to sound weird, to feel depression or to feel uh no totally defeated that's why people like sad music yeah as it like releases you know like a dark way you feel inside it's good to feel sad sometimes everyone's got to feel sad sometimes it's what really makes you appreciate the happy moments you know like right Like right now, sitting across from my buddy Matthew. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Buster Brown.

God, I told you not to call me that. Or should I say Buster White? I told you. It's not white. What? It's not white. What do you mean? It's like yellow.

Your skin tone? Oh. No, never mind never mind never mind ryan i'll tell you what you know what why are you looking at me like that what are you talking about what are you talking about i was talking about how you're how you're white and i called you buster white because you're not brown and i don't want to miss i don't want to appropriate buster i thought you were referring to busting white oh you know and then your response was what again it's yellow that's gross i know and i should talk to a doctor about it. I did some research on what it could be, and it's just nothing looking good.

Really? Yeah. It's just... Try eating more... Try having some eggs. Nope. Heard a bowl of scrambled eggs will help just that thing. It doesn't.

It doesn't. I've looked it up, dude. It's, uh... A bowl of scrambled eggs will cure about anything. Keeps the doctor away every day. Fuck apples. Apples are out. Eggs are in.

They're going to change the name of the company, too. It's going to be Egg. The Egg iPhone. You know snack packs? Instead of pudding, they're going to just start having scrambled eggs in them. How about hard? They already have that at the airport, like the hard-boiled egg. Or like Starbucks has it.

It'll be like a snack pack with just like a hard-boiled egg in it. You might be disgusted by this, but I will occasionally buy 7-Eleven hard-boiled eggs. I'm not disgusted by it. It's not something I wouldn't rule myself from doing. You know, get some protein. But it's not good. Well, I just, I'm just not really a big egg fan

to begin with. But, you know, I get... I just wish I could buy a few eggs. I get 7-Eleven hot dogs. Okay. And that's meat, so, I mean, you know, we're both kind of

guilty of the same sin. I've done their wings before. Their wings might actually be the worst. Yeah. I've gotten them too. They're not great.

They've been there for at least eight hours by the time you see them. The taquitos though are pretty... If they've been on there a while or if they're fresh, it's a different experience but they're still good regardless. They can weather the storm though.

When they're really crispy and dry I think they're still fine. Now we have to fucking go drive. Yeah. Like when they're like really crispy and dry I think they're still fine. Now we have to fucking go drive to 7-Eleven after this and get some taquitos. No way. I can't pack taquitos down. I need taquitos.

Oh you can go get some taquitos. I'm on a strict taquitos and heavy cream diet. You did have some heavy cream. I did last night. Yeah. Every day I'm trying to drink a whole container.

You're sneaking some. I can smell it on your breath. I've been drinking heavy cream. No. There's like cream on your little peach fuzz mustache. Fuck you, man. Fuck off.

I literally can just taste the fat when I drink it. It tastes good. It's really good, to be honest. What does fat taste like? It's more of a texture. Ew. Is it just milky heavy cream yeah it's like milk too milk too that sounds awesome there's some in the fridge here if you want to try it one just remember one one one sip is more than 50 calories no i don't want to do that one sip is like multiple grams of fat

I shouldn't do that at all that's not what I'm trying to do you can taste it and spit it out imagine if milk was like extra milk like super concentrated and it's just pure creamy it's really good I bought a little Ovaltine and I put it in it

so I get some chocolate cream not bad but god damn it do I feel like the biggest piece of shit in the world after drinking a tall glass of heavy cream

you're not a piece of shit you're beautiful no I know I know I'm beautiful I just feel like shit because I just all at once put almost 200 grams of fat

into my body boy needs it if I drink one of these containers a day I'm not sure how your trainer would feel about that he'll be happy I'm gaining weight. Yeah, but

maybe it's fine. Maybe he'd be like, oh, good idea. He just said I need to put weight on. Whatever works. And that's what you're doing. Because the only time I've ever gained weight in my life was 2017 or 2018 when I just drank a bunch of heavy

cream for a month and I gained 20 pounds and I've been doing a huge protein diet huge you know like more calories than I ever eat but I'm still not gaining weight so it's like and I'm eating all the stuff that my trainer is telling me to eat too it's it's healthier it's just I'm not gaining weight so it's like maybe if I balance it out with some heavy cream here and there just to put the fat on. But I can convert the fat to muscle too. Also, because right now I don't have anything to build muscle off of. But if I have more calories than I... Because this is all for the boxing stuff.

Yeah, it's all for the boxing thing. Which, we were at a party and I don't know if this was some like, I was high out of my mind or some optical illusion. Well, you had smoked a lot of crack right before that, don't forget. We compared wingspans. That was not an optical illusion. You, you had smoked a lot of crack right before that. Don't forget. We compared wingspans. That was not an optical illusion. You have the exact same wingspan as me. I'm serious. That's so fucking weird. Did you hear everyone start shouting?

Whoa! You have the same reach as me. Doesn't look like it to me. Does it look like I have long arms? It does look like you have long arms, yeah It's because I Mine are just thinner So it just

They naturally look longer But you have the same wingspan as me So you got You could You could kick some ass, dude Because I was like I thought you would be like

A couple inches shorter Just because of like our body proportions Were we lined up correctly? We were, yeah There were witnesses You weren't like a couple inches shorter just because of like our body proportions. Were we lined up correctly? We were, yeah. There were witnesses. You weren't like a little shifted to the left? Nope. In fact, I remember trying to stretch my hands even farther to make it longer.

I was like, no way. Maybe I was just stretched out and you weren't. No, I was. And your hands were more like this instead of straight. I did it fully. Okay. It's wild. Interesting.

So you have a longer wingspan than normal because usually it's actually, isn't it like equivalent to your height? Something like that, right? If you flip it sideways. So yours is a couple inches taller. Damn it. I wish that went the other way. Yeah. So short arms?

Yeah, I definitely take a full two inches off my wingspan really nope yeah i'm looking at it now yeah no two inches would look kind of that's noticeable that's definitely noticeable yeah but the space you said you expected it at was about two inches down your hand that was just just from thinking about it, you know? But now that you like look, like take two inches and try to like shift my arms Yeah, it would look, I don't know, it just would look a little

weird. No, it would only be half an inch on each side. What? Because I'm taking, I want to take just an inch. No more two inches. Just an inch. And half an inch on both sides. It goes. Oh, half an inch on both sides, sure. Yeah. Like that? I'm shifting my my shoulders in do it again yeah two inches might be like it's just because i'm just because i can i'm like visualizing

it it's funny it probably would look i probably wouldn't even notice like what like if you just like took like you got really tall you were like 6'7 but your arms are just like this you know some people are like that yeah I mean they're freaks yeah they are hey I'm gonna tell it how it is okay

I'm gonna call it how I see it if it quacks like a duck guess what it's a duck or a swan I want Tucker Carlson to do, like, segments like that. Just calling, like, someone with short arms a freak. And if it quacks like a duck, guess what? It's a fucking freak with short arms. Also a duck.

Do they think that because their arms are shorter, they're supposed to be treated the same as you or I? As our families? No. It's just a bit. They're freaks. treated the same as you or I? As our families? No. It's just a bit. They're freaks. He's gonna say, it was all a joke.

I played you all for fools. Tucker Carlson actually, I'm pretty sure he's the, I'm the next Andy Kaufman. He's the heir to the Birdseye fortune. Yeah. The frozen food company?

Yeah. I was at Target the other day buying vegetables and i grabbed a bag of bird's eye and when i saw that there was a target version i said you know what i grabbed the target version doing my part which which actually you know what it probably is they probably literally just buy that exact product from bird's eye and then just put their own name on it if you have any of their products in your freezer still, you should burn it and videotape it. Yo, the Tucker Carlson challenge. So people on the internet are doing challenges of me.

Yeah, that'd be great, man. Don't do that. That's very cringe. Yeah. But Tucker Carlson might grab onto it. I was making fun of the people who burn their- Do that kind of shit? Or like break their iPads with a hammer when Apple's like,

we're no longer gonna do business with Russia. Was anyone breaking their iPad over that? Mm-hmm. Really? Mm-hmm. You've never seen that? Where, like, let's say if Sony does something that someone disagrees with,

they break, like, a PlayStation. It's like, okay, dumbass, you still paid for it. Like, you're the one taking theass, you still paid for it. You're the one taking the L here. You paid for it, and now it's broken. You could have sold it and got the same satisfaction of like, yep, I don't own it anymore, and I got the money. But no, you broke it, and you have to clean it up.

You could have just used it. It's an item. Yeah. It's not like the item itself has morals. You already supported it. Yeah. So actually, the best way to not support it would be to get your money back so it never took any money from you. But if you break it, then you're just out.

Yeah, say it never got delivered and get a cash refund. Exactly. Amazon never came. What are they going to do? They have so many cases, they can't prove it.

Tucker's going to sue us. Why? Because he's a bitch. Oh, yeah, that's right. I remember now. Yeah.

How are you feeling about the boxing? I'm struggling a little bit. It's hard. It's really hard to put on weight, and it's really hard to, I don't know. Boxing's hard. It's a challenge for sure tires you out very tiring uh that's why you got to eat to get the energy yeah very tiring and also uh i'm just kind of nervous

because a little stacked against me i think because nathan has been doing boxing for almost a year prior just for fun and uh so no matter what, he's going to be a better boxer. He's going to have better stamina because he's been a dancer for over a decade. He's incredible stamina. Go watch his America's Got Talent video. And he's a healthy eater. He's a vegan. And he's shredded. So it's like

Wait, he's a vegan? He's a vegan, yeah. I know. Okay, and you're afraid of this guy? What? No, come on, no. The, and you're afraid of this guy? What? No, come on, no. Dude, the only thing you have to be worried about is getting his nail polish on your uniform. Okay, dude, don't put it that way. You don't have to put it that way, man, because the down-fi-lucid's even more embarrassing.

Oh, dude, he's a vegan. You got this in the bag. Oh, my lord. Dude, maybe if I put some, like, pig fat on my gloves, you know, he'll stay far back from me, you know? You can put some Vaseline on. Well, we have to put Vaseline. Usually, don't you fight with Vaseline on your face? Yeah.

I'm going to swap his out with Pig Lord and then tell him halfway through the fight, he'll collapse right there. He'll go, ooh! His skirt will blow in the wind. his pigtails will come unfurled yeah no but it's just like even if uh like no matter how much i keep training i feel like i'm i'm training just to uh survive the fight not to win the fight because it's just he's already so far ahead of me and he's going into a serious regiment now those rounds are gonna feel like forever he says that he goes to bed at like 7 p.m now because he's just like i'm like well nathan i'm sorry i I actually have things to do with my time.

But, you know. I know. It's made me exhausted. I'm kidding, Nathan. That's a joke. I want to stream and do a lot. Like, all I want to do. When I get home, I'm exhausted. I'm supposed to go shoot a video with Tucker this afternoon.

I'm like, damn it. I still have to go, like, jog for an hour. I got a, I actually ordered a weight, a weight bench. It comes tomorrow. Okay. So I'm going to start in my garage. Because I need to make sure that I'm strength training every single day. Even if I'm doing boxing like three, four days a week,

I need to make sure I'm strength training like every day pretty much. Because right now during the matches, one of the things that gets me the most is these back muscles right here start getting so tired. Your triceps? Not my my triceps it's like a little bit further up it's like uh kind of like where my shoulder meets my triceps to be stable tricep would help a lot it's this do you feel like you've been working your triceps though uh yeah i have and they've been sore lately but uh triceps are like uh i don't think like one of the quickest muscles to build up so you can like so i want to start working on that so my arms look fucking kind of like biceps where like, I don't think they're like one of the quickest muscles to build up. So you can like, so I want to start working on that so my arms look fucking.

It's kind of like biceps where like a lot of other exercises incorporate their use. Mm-hmm. Then pecs too. That's why I got the workbench. Or the, not workbench, the. My trainer, the day after we do chest training. Like we, because we'll like kind of focus on arms or chest or whatever whenever we're doing strength training. Like on a particular day.

And the day after, he's like, hey, is your chest sore? And he just starts poking really hard at my chest. Ryan, he's asking for a knuckle sandwich. He is. He is. I'm like, dude, what are you stopping? He'd probably respect you if you just decked him in the jaw

when he does that. He's like, are your nuts sore? And I knee him in the balls. We're like, hey, man, how's that foreskin? I mean, you specifically grab the foreskin, stretch and tie it like a water balloon. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, eek, eek, eek.

He's like, no! Yeah, gotta go see a doctor for that one, bucko. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna take scissors and just snip it off. Gotcha. Anyway, moving on from that, I'm very excited to announce I've been renewed for a second season. Matt Watson takes care of kittens. Yeah.

All right. The hit show is returning this spring. Will it be better than the first season? What makes this season different? Well, now I actually, now that I've done it once, I have a very, very strong knowledge of what not to do this time. For example? Don't just let them freely run around my house and shit and piss on every single.

They have their own dedicated room where they can shit and piss wherever they like. Yes, they have the guest room, which is wood flooring, so no carpet. There is a carpet that I'm taking out today and rolling up. Watch out for pee on a wood flooring, though. Guess what? I'm pretty sure it is, like, linoleum. Oh, okay. It's like the fake wood.

It's definitely fake wood. It's fake wood. Perfect. Perfect. Oh, okay. It's like the fake wood. It's definitely fake wood. It's fake wood. Perfect. So, uh... Beautiful. I'm gonna get a brand new carpet to put down. So if they soil it... Soil it.

It's just that. And then I'm covering up the couch in the room with a plastic covering. And then I'm putting a little, like, a little house in there. A little cat house I ordered. A little house? It's a cat house, so the mom can be in there with her little four babies it's for his three

little brothers that are all all orange cats that look the exact same except for one that looks a little more like smushed she's gonna she's gonna be getting

milked on a daily basis she is and then there is one girl she's gonna be tired she's gonna be like Jesus there's a gray girl

and three orange brothers and then the mom is kind of so the mom I'm gonna name her the last, I'm going to name her... The last one I took care of, I named her Mandy. I called her Mama Mandy. And this time I was thinking of names.

And my friend Ben Beal helped me come up with a name for her. I'm going to name her Mia. So it's Mama Mia. Ooh, okay. And then the three little boys are Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Okay. And then the girl is Mimi. Okay.

So there's Mia and Mimi. They're very cute. The one I'm most excited for is Huey because I can already tell. Dewey? Dewey, I like that, but Huey is... So look. So here's these two boys. They're pretty normal looking.

But then this is the one that's the most, like, see? He's the most, likeushed like, compare his face to these guys. But we've discovered that even the runts kind of sometimes grow into... Yeah, he just, this guy's the cutest. Bigger ones. And that's Huey. And then that's the girl right there. She's screaming in that picture.

She's like... What's her name? Mimi. Mimi. Yeah. Very excited though picture. What's her name? Mimi? Very excited though. Which one's Dewey? I got Billy. I haven't figured out the other two yet. I actually have to see them in person. Because right now, it's hard to... But the mom cat, Mia, she kind of just...

I can't explain why, but like, when I look at this cat, like, why does this cat just like why does she just look like Layton to me do you see what I'm talking about

yeah that's Layton on stream like did you see it I do like I can't explain why but I'm like my first thought was like it looks like Layton for some reason and now I don't like her I'm just kidding I love her I can't unsee this bro I'm very excited once you see it you can't unsee this, bro. I'm very excited. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Yeah, 100% that's latent. But I'm very excited for these kittens. I'll probably post a lot on my Instagram of them. Now, this time I'm keeping them in one room with the mom. I make a very comfortable room for them. Litter box, food, toys, a nice little heater, heating pad. You know, everything they need. They have a little house they can sleep in. And they have a big old window so they can see the day and night cycle that I have set.

And when they're a little bigger, I might let them upstairs into the living room. But I got to be real, real careful because I cannot stand cat pee. Yeah. Tell me all about it. What the hell, dude? You can't see them now. You can't come play with them. Okay.

Fuck them, little bitches. They're kittens, dude. Stomp on them. They're nine days old today. I would never do that. Today's the ninth day. How are you supposed to stomp on them? I'll come chill with them.

I'll come chill with them. I was joking. Hey, man. They're cute. They're going to be cute. I won't stomp on any of them purposely. It's going to be hard to beat the batch from two years ago with Billy and those other ones. Well, who knows who's going to get these ones.

Probably who's looking for a cat. You're not. No, I'm not looking to adopt a cat. Well, I am. It's just the thing is I have to take two with this place I'm fostering from. Sometimes people who are like I'm not gonna we don't need another cat once they see kittens they're like oh yeah I mean that's how I was with Billy

I wanted Billy but the problem was the adoption place they make you take cats in pairs because they like for social reasons so isn't all the adoption wait so the adoption stuff I'm going through a foster company that's very very serious about it.

Okay, okay. It's like their passion. For some reason, animals are their passion. Good for them. You know, wow. I guess.

Have a fucking medal. Maybe they should help humanity, you know. Yeah, maybe we should, you should focus on your fellow man

instead of a little pussycat running down the street. How long? If one of them listens to this, they're going to have no clue that I'm joking, so I'm just going to point out that we're taking the cats back. So I'm joking. How long?

About until they're two pounds. So about eight weeks. Oh, the podcast. I think, man, how long am I keeping the cat? Like 59 minutes. 59, the podcast. I think, man, how long am I keeping the cap? Like 59 minutes. So. 59 minutes to go. Yeah.

Okay, good, good, good. 58 minutes of podcast to go. Yeah. Yeah. We're trying to make this one a little longer. What? We're trying to make these a little longer, so you guys have another hour after this

because we're trying to test that multiple hour mark that Joe Rogan hits Flawlessly, he does two hours. He has like two to five like it can go on walk fourth It can go on long. We should we should try doing like a four hour episode. It's not really five I think I over exaggerated probably like three or four It's still long line. I'm lying better. Not be lying He does. Look, I'll go find one. Hold up. I'll go find one. Plus, we need a lot of time to waste because we have an extra 57

minutes, right? Speaking of Jim, the guy with the racist mom, he's gonna be here in 14 minutes, 13 minutes or so. Oh, okay. I mean, he can be on the podcast. I don't want him on the podcast. Very strict about that. We're gonna have to take away

a good chunk of those extra minutes we just told the people that we were giving them. Ah. Sucks for them. Yeah, especially since I gotta get ready for the meeting. I gotta powder my balls. What? Wait, you use that to powder your balls? Because I powder my nose with that.

Uh, uh... There's only one. We share it. I thought that was for your face, man. I mean, I bought it, so, like, of course, I'm the one using it. But when you see me using it and you don't say anything, I'm assuming that you're cool with it. I think it's funny. I didn't...

You've seen my balls before. Okay, well, I was wondering why I have this fungal infection on my nose, and now it makes sense. Thanks, man. Maybe you just got that on your own, and now I'm gonna... Oh, I'm already itching right now.

Ah. Do you imagine taking someone to court? I think I got a fungal infection from your nose on my balls I would we want to get on judge duty or something can I take you to court

for like giving me jock itch or something yes your honor he had it and he told me he had it and the next day I had it whose pair of underwear

were these and we make it me undies so we both like it's a sponsorship too yeah but it's like who do we prove it's like what size are they it's like I've lost a lot of weight

so I've gone down a size I've gained a ton of weight so so it, but it's like, who do we prove? It's like, what size are they? It's like, I've lost a lot of weight, so I've gone down a size. I've gained a ton of weight, so. So it's like, it's like a size medium and we're both mediums now for some reason, even though our waist or. Man, I'm built like a Pepsi can. Sure are. See ya. See ya. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well.

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