supermegashow - EP 289 - Miles Davis and Aliens

Episode Date: March 23, 2022

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That was almost our- I haven't started a podcast like that. No, no. That was almost our new theme song, man. You don't even have to start this one with a theme song, because you started it with a brand new theme song. Let's work for me, baby. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Well, welcome everyone to episode 289. That's right. Yeah. 289 of the Super Megacast. The one and only Super Megapodcast. There's a lot of fakes out there. There's a lot of people that claim to be the the super mega podcast we are the official yeah like we're these don't listen to those other guys that say oh we're super mega cast

we're the super mega podcast they're liars they're uh they're deceivers and uh you should not listen to them at all yeah we challenge you and all of your friends to go start super mega cast let's let's flood the market with competition You see like episode 500 of the super cast. Well, could people go and like make their own podcast called super mega cast technically and put it on like iTunes and stuff. I'm sure. Yeah.

It's up to us to, I mean, but is there like, like, do you think they would, the services, would they allow that to be submitted? Because there's already a podcast named that.

Well, they could like name it like slightly different well it's maybe they could just be like the super yeah exactly they throw in the in the beginning which that's bad for us because then uh consumers would look and they'd say well there's super mega cast and then there's the super mega cast and the sounds more official but we were going to do the super mega cast but a good friend of ours had a business uh launch told us to drop the do the super mega cast, but a good friend of ours had a business, uh, lunch told us to drop the, the just super mega cast.

And that's what we did. In other news. Did you know that Biden was put on my balls? Dude. Yeah. Congress approved that finally. Yep. Dude.

How was it? It was good. He was gentle. He just kind of like was placed on there yeah he he likes bouncing around a little bit yeah yeah like one of those like remember those like uh toys where it was like the like it was like an exercise ball but it had like a handle and you could like yeah kind of like in uh the the south park episode where everyone has giant balls and they bounce around yeah that episode that episode is called Medicinal Fried Chicken. I remember my South Park.

Look at you. That's great, yeah. And he's putting his balls in the microwave just to get a little cancer, Sharon. Just a little bit. Just get a little cancer, Sharon. Just a little bit. Classic, man. Classic shit.

TV shows. What else? Seen any movies lately? Yes. I started watching just just because i remembered seeing the trailer like a couple years ago and i thought it looked interesting the other night i just randomly remembered it uh miles ahead okay the don cheadle movie where he plays miles davis and don cheadle directed it i haven't seen this i started i watched about half of them out 2015

okay i watched like half of it it's pretty pretty good. I liked Don Cheadle. I love Don Cheadle. He was great in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. He's fantastic. I actually think that Don Cheadle is one of my dream actors to work with. If I could have like a short film and get like an actor. He was War Machine in Iron Man 2. Yeah.

He's fucking fantastic, dude. And in Age of Ultron. Didn't he play Frozone? In Incredibles. What's that? dude and an age of Ultron then he played Frozone and uh the in um Incredibles you knew that though I knew I was just goofing um it's kind of an insensitive

goof don't you think yeah yes well now there's two options right it looks like I was making a racist joke or it looks like I was just actually just dumb and insensitive. Which one was it?

Now, Don Cheadle is going to hear this and never work with me. I don't want that, dude. He's my dream to work with. He's going to look up. Okay. So Matt Watson, Don Cheadle. That's what Don Cheadle sounds like. Like an old Southern man, apparently.

Let me see about this Matt Watson fella. What? What in tarnation he puts on a good voice in the movies to uh to get rid of that southern accent i was about to say he's like gabriel iglesias but no i'm thinking about um but not him who's who's the fucking comedian that guy who's it aflac had literally the farthest thing from Gabriel Iglesias. I know. Gilbert Gottfried.

Gilbert. It's because of the G sound in my brain. That's why I'm like, it's not Gabriel Iglesias. But my brain is making my mouth say that. I see. I thought you were actually just confusing them as people because they're similar.

But Gilbert. Gilbert Gottfried, yeah. Yeah. There was a point. I brought him up for some reason. And now you've forgotten that you've lost the point? I have lost the point.

Do you remember what I was talking about? Well, we were talking about how Don Cheadle puts on a voice in his movies. Much like Gilbert Gottfried, he puts on a voice. Don Cheadle is... Oh, he's so good in Boogie Nights.

I love... Is he in Magnolia? I forgot. I haven't seen Magnolia in a while. But don cheetle is a great actor he just has like this like aura to him that's just so like so sweet you know sweet you don't get a sweet vibe from i do i do i get like a very like fan cams of don cheetle did you look at him you look at that man in the eyes and he doesn't he just look sweet for me he comes across

as a man who's stifling a deep a deep rage cause he seems so calm all the time yeah he kinda talks like this yeah that's a good

Don Cheadle impression actually he's like I'm war machine man I'm gonna I'm gonna break you don't wanna see what happens when Don Cheadle breaks. No. When he breaks, he breaks.

He breaks a little bit in Boogie Nights. When he's trying to get a loan. And they find out that he was in adult films. And he's like, I am an adult actor. Yeah, but now people who make adult films are fucking millionaires off showing their goddamn chests. Women have it so fucking easy in this world, it pisses me off.

If I could show off my tits for millions of cash, I would. I would. All they have to do is just flop those little ta-tas out and oh, everyone loves you and you get so much money and everything's so fucking easy. But if I show my balls to people, I get a complaint. I get sheriffs at my door. Oh, and all of a sudden

I have to move out of my house because it's within 500 meters of an elementary school, which I didn't even realize because it's two streets down. I don't even go down that street and now I have to move out of my house. Fucking stupid fucking bullshit. Dumb women. But Don Cheadle, it's pretty good. He did a good job playing Miles Davis.

I'm Miles Davis, man. Yeah, yeah. I'm Miles Davis. That's exactly what he sounds like. Dude, you do a good Miles Davis impression. I'm Miles Davis, bitch. That's literally what he sounds like. Who?

Does he do that? That's James Brown. But actually, I'm pretty sure that the guy that directed and wrote, or the guy that helped him make this movie also made one about james brown he just likes making movies about guys from that era miles davis you know he did a lot of cocaine he was a badass he walks into columbia records that's not badass no no doing cocaine isn't bad no i know it's not badass this next part is badass though he walks into columbia records because he wants them to pay him and they they're like, well, Miles, we need the recording session

because they're claiming they own it. They own the music. And this is A&R guy. He's like, we own the music, Miles. And then Miles pulls out his gun and he shoots the lamp behind him.

And he's like, you own my music? You must be a rich man. I mean, he takes the money out of his pocket and scares him. It's great, great stuff. Ewan McGregor is the other main character. Did that happen in real life? I don't think so. I mean, he takes the money out of his pocket and scares him. It's great, great stuff. You and McGregor's the other main character.

Did that happen in real life? I don't think so. I think the movie took a lot of creative liberties. Like shooting, like pulling out a gun and shooting a lamb? In Columbia Records,

like in the office. Hmm. You know, I feel like that would have been a very famous event. Let me just triple check Miles Davis never did that. I'm Miles Davis.

I love Super Mega. You know who else loves Super Mega? Who? My mom. She does, man. Now she's returned back home. Our biggest fan. How was it?

It was nice. Her visit being here. It was nice, you know? Yeah. Why the sarcastic sniff? There was no sarcastic sniff. You did the sarcastic sniff there was no sarcastic sniff you did the sarcastic sniff I feel a bit

congested and so I was I was sucking in some air through my nostrils I've been congested lately to unblock the

the the nasal passages not the navel passages hey hell no I might need some help with that later though come here

knock it there it is your belly button yes I cannot fucking stand what belly buttons I might need some help with that later, though. Come here. Nuck it. There it is. Huh? Your belly button? Yes. I cannot fucking stand. What belly buttons? Oh, I saw this picture and I thought I was like, holy shit, it really happened.

And I realized it's Don Cheadle and it's like a behind the scenes photo of him holding a gun. Miles Davis, though. You ever listen to Miles Davis? I'm sure. You probably have. You probably just heard. I mean, he's not on any recent playlist but really yeah okay i mean maybe i could add him i'll add him on twitter yeah hey miles davis hey ron mcgee eli ron mcgee yeah that's me when are you gonna stream on twitch

next time uh i love watching soon i hope i know, I know. I fell off again, Miles. Want some Sea of Thieves? I know, Miles. I'll play Sea of Thieves. I'll just get back into it. I know I keep saying that. It's a constant struggle, Miles. I'm sure you know how it is. I know all about struggles, Ryan.

Thanks, Miles. I know all about it. Stop interrupting me, Miles Davis. Miles Davis will do whatever the fuck he wants. That's not true. And stop calling it jazz music, man. It's social music. Excuse me?

Man. Did you actually say that? Yeah, man. When did you say that? In an interview with Rolling Stone. It's not jazz music? It's social music? It's social music, man.

Stop calling it jazz music. Why do you call it social music? Man, shut the fuck up ron and start streaming sea of thieves man okay i will or maybe some more i have one more sekiro gauntlet to finish too yeah yeah yeah play some of that sekiro for me i could play minecraft with my friend matt watson oh yeah you're not no do you like not with him no not with him oh who do you like yeah he's not very cool man I don't like that Matt Watson cat. Is it because of the things he says? Yeah.

Yeah. About? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Thank you, Miles. Oh, thank you, Ryan. Can you get Matt back?

Yeah, yeah. Hey, Matt. Hey. Thanks, Miles. He just kind of took the mic from you. Yeah, sorry about that. I mean, it's Miles Davis. Of course, I'm going to leave the jazz legend.

Let's give it up for Miles Davis. It's a jazz legend, man. Of course, I'd let him take the mic from me. Did he say anything interesting? Just, uh... Are you talking about me at all? Yeah, that we should probably stream together sometime. Did he say anything about me?

Yeah, that we should stream together sometime. Anything personal about me? That he hopes that you're doing well. Oh, that's nice, man. Yeah. I think he likes me. I get that vibe from when I talk to him that he likes me a lot. Good.

I'm glad you get that vibe. He seems like a cool guy. He is. He plays trumpet like a king. You should see him play the flute, the skin flute. He plays skin flute? Oh, yeah. Yo, Miles! You play the skin flute? Oh, yeah. Yo, Miles, you play the skin flute?

Yeah, yeah. Every now and then, yeah. I played the skin flute in college a little bit. Miles, can you just leave? Yeah. See you, Miles. Thanks. Anyways.

Yes, he does. He's really good too see the what i like about calling it the skin flute it's even make more sense if people said the skin clarinet because you play a clarinet you hold it straight no one's penis is the size of a clarinet man no one's penis is the size of a flute dudes flutes are like this but that's the thing is a flute you hold sideways like this when you suck it on a penis ryan you're not holding it sideways. So if you're playing the skin flute, you'd be holding a cock and balls like this. But a clarinet or an oboe even would make a lot more sense. Some people take it like a sub sandwich and I'm sure gum it up. Hide their teeth and gum up the sides.

How do they hide their teeth? Chomp on it. They retract their teeth into their gums. I don't know. I've never sucked a dick or played with a penis with my mouth. What about your hands? Oh, come on. Hey, pound it, brother. Knock it. I think we all have. Hey, may he who has not played with a penis with his hands cast the first stone.

Yes. Have you ever, like, you know what I'm talking about, though? Like an oboe or a clarinet would make more sense or even a trumpet the skin trumpet oh okay yeah flute is sideways a skin saxophone you know what i'm saying a skinophone see that even makes more sense because you hold it like that but a flute just does not make sense to me because it's the only one you hold sideways that's all i'm saying or even the skin skin violin where you put the cocking balls on your shoulder. How about that?

A skin sickle. Yeah, yeah. You know what's really funny is the kittens I'm fostering right now, the mom was just laying there and the kittens, like she was like trying to get a break from the kittens. Oh my God, they're... They are annoying her a lot. Yeah.

Because I mean, first of all, they're crybabies. These kittens are more so than the last ones I took care of. They are huge crybabies. But you like this litter. I love this litter. They're well-behaved, and the mother is a lot nicer than previous. The mother is so sweet. Mia.

Mama Mia. Mama Mia. She is the sweetest cat. I've never... Have they been introduced to Michael Jackson? Not yet. Not yet. You should.

I'm waiting until they're a little bit older for that. You should get Michael Jackson out of his tank and just get him a little wet and just kind of put him on some paper towel and like

just make sure to like keep pouring water on him I pour a little bit of water from like a cup of water

on him have the kittens come over and look at him they'll love him honestly they're not they can't really

walk yet they can kind of like stumble around they're wobbly and their eyes just opened their ears haven't fully

perked up yet but they scream so much man I don't remember the last batch of kittens being this much of a of a group of cry they're hungry well the mom they want milk they want milk they do and the mom like has to take a break every now and then because their nipples are real swollen because they just chew on them of course she's like ah finally a break and i grabbed one of them and i brought him over and i put him up you grabbed one of the n No, I grabbed one of her babies and I brought him over and put him up to her nipple to see what happened.

And he just starts. It's really, it honestly makes me laugh just because the sound it makes. It'll be like silent and he'll get up and just been. The thirsty. That sound is so funny. He starts going. Yeah, pushing that milk out. And when I put them all up and it's just. Is that what cats is it like just from their childhood it's like okay it's the same thing

as uh when kids suck their thumb kids suck their thumb because it's like a uh it's like a comfort thing that reminds me of my thumb well you're not a kid but you know how kids i don't but i still don't i know you don't right yes that's what i just said i don't suck my thumb you had that problem no i didn't no i didn't yeah oh jesus christ look look who it is god damn it's speaking of some thuckers i mean thumb suckers well like cock suckers yeah cock what's up laden i mean i just popped in and tell you the head chef said that uh ryan's steak is prepared oh okay i told him to wait until the podcast is done, though. Why did he prepare it right after we started the podcast?

Yeah. How long have we been recording even, you know? 16 minutes. 16 minutes. That's not enough. I mean, we have taken, at 15 minutes, we've taken ad breaks before. Can he put the steak in the fridge, maybe? Would that be okay, Ryan?

In the fridge. I don't know. I'll put it somewhere where it's comfortable. Okay. Put it in the furnace for a bit. You know what I'm saying? It's like that. So that's why cats need, because it's like a mental thing of when they would need on

their mom's belly to get the milk out. Yeah. Pretty cute, huh? Is that why you sucked your thumb? Okay, we can move on. Hey, it's okay. We'll move on hey it's okay we'll move on yeah wouldn't it be cool

if you could retract your teeth like how cats can retract their claws you could just like pull your teeth up into your gums is that like when you get mad at someone or

no just like for fun like I could just like be like like retract my teeth up inside my gums ooh and then like I would just have gums

and then I could like make them come back out when I'm hungry. Probably make like eating ice cream pretty fun. Ooh, that'd be great, man. Cause eating ice cream with your teeth

just kind of hurts, right? You got sensitive teeth. Eating some pudding without your, you know. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's going to be us in 60 years,

brother. I hope so. Nuck it. Nuck it, man. And you know what? That's actually, you ever think about that? Like in 50,

60 years, we're going to be those people that are like, can't even pick up a spoon of pudding without our hands shaking. And then we're going to be dead and gone and no one's going to care. Yeah. Eventually, there's going to be some people surrounding us that will care, I'm sure. I'm sure family members, if we have families. Maybe you and I will just end up in a nursing home together. That's what I wonder. It's like, like will i i guess i still would have yeah my future is looking like i'm just gonna die alone without a without

family around same because everyone is like like my cousins are usually older or just about my age so my sister is senile eventually and i'm i don't really at least right right now, but in my head, I don't think I want kids, you know? Yeah, my sister's four years older than me. She's 30. So by the time I'm senile, she'll probably be dust and ashes. Exactly. You know? The female mind is weaker, so it'll go quickly.

And she's not aging well. I could see it in the face. Physically, she's not. Physically, no. And mentally. She's starting to deteriorate. I can already tell she's in her fucking what

30s now 30 years old yeah she's 30 yuck yeah oof and I said jeez

Sam you want me to you want me to call the the shuttle to come come pick you up and take you back to the nursing home

she might need a scooter to take her she might need those big sunglasses I love those big sunglasses the sun hats the sunglasses the see through visors.

Oh, dude, the big visors mixed, like, paired with the sunglasses. They're, like, colored pink or lime green or, like, bright blue. They're great, man. Neon orange. I love old people, man. Is neon always, like, in fashion, quote, unquote? There's always neon being used in something. I think it was out for a bit because It was because it was considered tacky,

but now it's popular because, you know, in 2022, the way fashion is, it's like ironic and tacky is what's in, which I like personally. Neon's great. Neon's great,

man. Neon is, is like Sharpies, you know, Sharpies. Like, how do they make it look like that? I like the neon orange.

Such a good orange. Neon orange Sharpies. That or? Oh, just neon orange. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just the orange. Neon orange Sharpies? That or... Oh, just neon orange? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just the color. It could be Sharpies.

Yeah, that's good too. Neon's very 80s. Do you like neon? Yeah. How about you paint your house neon? Hmm. See, that feels nauseating. I'm not that excited.

If I painted my walls neon colors, I feel like it would just be very like... I'd feel like I lived in like a children's pizzeria but it's like i like neon when it offers a soft glow to like a dimly lit area and it's not just like you know like yeah blast like like like real neon yeah like neon gas and a real neon well real neon is like like the gas that glows and that's what they break it suck you ever you ever break a neon light and suck the neon out no get real high it's awesome i encourage everyone to do that if you have a neon sign at hand break it and suck the neon gas out fun yeah it's great it's great you get really high okay it's the unpoisonous i don't know i bet it. It's probably not something you should be sucking in. No, I don't think you should be breathing in neon gas. You know?

Isn't that, there's cool, it's cool that there's an element named neon. They named it after the color. Neon is a rare atmospheric gas and as such is non-toxic and chemically inert. Okay. Is neon safe to breathe? When inhaled, it may cause dizziness, nausea, vomiting, nausea vomiting and loss of consciousness okay well that kind of is different from well i guess it's not toxic and sniffing your mother's muff but they don't put a warning there actually they do now uh under california law they were required to start doing that it's a it's a it's a prop 65 live in california i know

but whenever she visits when she visits you know know, the Prop 65 she gets around when she visits. She does. Prop 65 may cause cancer. You know, the whole like oh, yeah, noxious gases. They have it on in California.

They have it on drive-thru windows since similar to drive-thru windows. They have it tattooed right above my mother's pussy. Oh, okay. Or it's on the inner thigh.

Well, I haven't seen that yet. It's new. They put it in recently i'll let you know when i do i've seen it it looks good it's actually pretty well done it's like on the inner thigh uh very official it's like times new roman not bad actually but my mom should get one of those with how much she fucks around out here i'll tell you what man when she visits california it's uh well i, I have to sleep with earmuffs on. There's constant doors opening

and closing. Hey, you gotta sleep with earmuffs so you don't hear muff, you know? Because your mother is... Amen. Well, it's not really fair that she brings the gentleman back to your place. She should get a hotel. I understand it, though. You know, she's away from

Jim and... From Jimen? From who? Jimen. From Jimen? From BTS. Who's that? K-pop.

What's that? Jimen. What's K-pop? K-pop? Gay pop? No, K-pop. Kazakh pop? From Kazakhstan?

Oh, okay. Jimen, he's the Kazakh, like, idol. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Sure. But she brings these men back back and you're cool with it I'm cool with it? yeah I'm asking

of course I think that it's a part of anyone's right to feel satisfied and and um taken care of

in the best way they see fit for their own mental health that's really nice of you honestly as I said you're a good song thank you it would i would it would be great if uh they would close the door sometimes but that's fine what it's one room over right yeah the guest room but i just closed the door and i wish them luck and i just kind of you ever see inside i know i don't try to i mean there have been times i've seen like a blurry, like mass of flesh, like in my periphery. Right.

But I usually like, you know, I see the doors open. I see the light leaking out of the room. So I just kind of. It's funny. You've actually come and closed the door before for me and you didn't even notice. Oh, really? Okay. Is that what you were asking?

Yeah. I was like, have you been keeping it secret or did you just like try not to look? Hey, whatever makes her happy. Yeah. You know, man, it does make her happy. Really does. Yeah. She should clean.

Huh? She should wash a little more. No, she likes the way it smells. I do too, to a degree. Like there's like a, some, you know, it's like, it's like, ooh, that's, you know, like that's funky. And then it's like, oh, then now that's a little. Like the seventies.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Very much like the seventies. You know, and people like did that in the 70s a lot hell yeah didn't shave they didn't clean that's awesome people from the 70s are disgusting honestly and if anyone listening to this podcast was born in the 70s then i hope you die i i would be surprised if anyone born in the 70s was listening to this and if you are the emoji where i'm clenching my teeth there's definitely people from the 70s listening to this what was it like well my mom was was born in like the 40s so yeah i mean your mom was born in 47 my mom was born in 60 in the 60s and she listens and danny listens he was born in the 20s i think yeah so you know that's cool shout out danny wait

was it the 20s or was it teens i think it was the teens actually he was born in like 1915 no no no it was 19 it was the same year the titanic sank uh when he was born so i forgot which year that was but yeah his birthday just passed actually oh r.i.p damn it his birthday just passed, actually. Oh, R.I.P. Damn it. His birthday just passed and we totally they posted on social media. We totally missed the opportunity to make a joke about it. Because he won't see it. No, he's not on social media. Well, he's on Instagram. Well, he has us blocked and muted.

Yeah, unfortunately, you know, I thought that's kind of rude. Hey, he's once you're're you know the the business comes first i know and he's and i know he blocks us out of jealousy he wishes he could be youthful and slaying pussy like us but oh 24 7 oh man in fact i got i got a few pussy appointments this this month pussy appointment this month i got a pussy appointment tonight ryan really yeah actually i had two conflicting pussy appointments i had to have my my secretary reschedule one of them okay i said uh hey be a doll and reschedule my pussy appointment for tonight uh the nine o'clock yeah it needs to be moved at least to 9 20 when i'm done with the first one good you

gotta give some space drink some electrolytes. Oh yeah. Yeah. Because if I got a pussy appointment at nine, I'll probably be done around a little before nine, 10 and then I have 10 minutes to rest. And then nine 20, I go for the next pussy appointment. Sounds good. Yeah, absolutely. You know what else sounds good? Ad reads. Yeah. Good. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start.

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Desoxan, I think is what it's called. What if I have the SADS? Can I get it? Yeah. Okay. That'll cheer you up. Okay, good. What if I have problem focusing at work? Yeah it yeah okay that'll cheer you up okay good i can't if i have problem

focus focusing at work yeah okay meth will do the trick okay i'm not actually you gotta you got the hookup uh just a doctor let's go to a doctor and say i need meth okay i can't believe they actually prescribe meth i think it's called desoxan thank god they do though oh yes i'm not prescribed it for those who are wondering but it's uh for narcolepsy and it's uh if you look at the bottle it says you know it says like the brand name desoxan underneath it'll say like that it says methamphetamine so i i think if anyone wants to mail me some methamphetamine to try to see if it helps my narcolepsy go for it that i i need to probably legally state that that's an absolute joke just a disclaimer don't mail me meth yeah well don't don't wink see they couldn't see they can't see it so why did you even point it out i'm just saying you know they shouldn't they have the right to know your devious ways um i did something that

you've been begging me to do for a long time. You finally washed down there? I did. But it's not that, actually. It's something bigger. I had my first ever experience with the Alamo Draft House. Nice! Yeah, you went to the Alamo Draft House, didn't you?

I did. Saw, I guess it was an early-ish, not like an early, early screening, but like a screening that's before the official release date. Yeah. Of everything, everywhere, all at once. Directed by The Daniels. The Daniels. They did Swiss Army Man.

Love that movie. They always have this like part of their movies that's definitely from that era of independent quirky films. Yeah, you can definitely get that from like the music like swiss army man like the music they use and stuff yeah but i mean uh i i enjoyed myself i i was surprised i don't want to spoil much but i was surprised by how much of it took place in like one setting almost i actually haven't seen anything about that movie what's it about it's about this woman who all right that's enough owns a laundromat with her husband and she has a teenage daughter who their relationships are on the rock fractured right and then she

randomly gets the ability to travel to and uh other to other universes that she exists in and learn abilities that those other universe her nose and stuff and experience their lives oh that's stuff like that that's why it's called everything everywhere all at once how'd you like the alamo i i loved it. I wanted to go with you for a while. I loved it. I knew you were holding out though because you wanted

the one in Austin to be your first time. But finally you were just like, I was just like, fuck it at this point. Well, now that you've popped your Alamo cherry, we can go together.

We should. It's great. Did you order any food? I did. Oh yeah, you got pizza? I used it as a cheat day. I got a pepperoni pizza. I got myself some pirate punch.

Oh, a little pirate punch. Nice little water to boot as well. Nice, nice. I just sat there and watched the movie in a wonderful reclining chair. The recliners, yeah. A guy sitting next to me. Luckily, through the movie, it was fine but like during like after let's say a movie trailer you know he'll be like

oh we're definitely seeing that you have the best luck with sitting next to him I know just kind of like where have I seen him before he's like talking to the theater instead of like to his he's talking to the person next to him who he's there with but he's just projecting it yes but he's just talking to the theater instead of like to his. He's talking to the person next to him who he's there with.

But he's just projecting it. Yes, but he's just talking to the theater. Oh, I'm seeing that one. I'm like, OK. Every now and then you get a group of teenagers that after every trailer crack a crack, a wise remark. Hey, you're one of those. You might still be one of those sometimes. My cousins were very embarrassed.

You definitely were. I was definitely done that when we when we've been in movies. I think we both have, like, we do the toots, yeah. We do the, like, it'll be like, it'll go silent for the next train, just. Yeah. Why does that still fucking make me laugh? I punched my mic because I was serious. But it's, dude, it's, we're never not going to think it's funny.

Why are we cursed to think it's funny or do you think it's a privilege? That is a blessing. It's a blessing. Okay, good to be able to find joy. Yeah, like that. The people who can't find joy in that. Yeah, I feel sorry. I feel very sorry for them.

I remember going to like my older cousins. I would go see like movies with them and I would just be petrified because they would be cracking jokes and i'd be like like i would just be very embarrassed and i wouldn't be cracking any jokes but they would be like they'd be like oh who farted i'm i'm the person where like there is i know there's a specific way to talk during a movie and it's you have to like get uncomfortably close to the person be like so i like so this is from if you want to talk that's how you do it you just kind of talk like this what for me i always am like i get tense whenever i start to hear the the bass of someone's voice when they're talking they're talking quietly but they're still i'm like oh no people can still hear that bass is the bass is the important part

yeah the bass travels that's why you know you can hear a car that's playing rap music from far away because bass travels bass goes and if you have to use your bass you can just use it important parts of work you know so they get too loud to you in movies no no just checking just making sure no i i don't care if people talk through trailers or whatever because they're fucking commercials okay that foo fighters movie looks fucking great but like the moment the the cinema logos start to fly on screen zip it put your photo stop checking facebook or instagram i don't care if I hear people chewing on popcorn.

I kind of care if I like, I don't know why. It's like if I smell food that like, I'm like, this is like a meal. Unless it's now the Alamo Drafthouse because that's the thing. But if I smell like curry, I'm going to feed. I smell like curry or I smell like, like I smell like nachos. And I smell like a hot dog. like they went all out like at the movies i'm like damn this person like got wings okay that's cool i love all the i i i'm always surprised when people go all out like that i have no judgment enjoy the movie i've gotten hot dogs

and pretzels at the same time i got two hot dogs once and the guy looked at me like i was like fucking psychotic i was like can i get two hot dogs once and the guy looked at me like I was like fucking psychotic. I was like, can I get two hot dogs? And he was like, okay. And I was like, what,

yeah, you've never seen a man eat two hot dogs by himself in a movie? Yeah. Come on. And there's nothing wrong with seeing movies

by yourself as well. Yeah, sure. Come on. I know, there's not, I see movies by myself sometimes.

I saw Moonlight by myself. That's when those two dudes after the one dude jerked the other dude off on the beach until he ejaculated they went oh and left right

I wish they had done it like in like a Adam Sandler comedy like oh oh you told me like they it wasn't so far from the truth they were sitting in front of me Oh, no. You told me like they did. It wasn't so far from the truth. They were sitting in front of me and I guess that they had not done research on what movie they were going to see. I mean, like anyone who know, like if you go into Moonlight, they look like they just picked a movie and sat down. Even if you go by the poster, you could go.

This might not like people who reacted like that. I could imagine they're like, this might not like people who reacted like that i could imagine they're like this might not be for me there's no you know uh orange and blue flame with with some cool uh looking muscular character in the center there's just kind of like babes on it an artistic uh isn't the poster just like an artistic uh profile shot with like just a purple and turquoise lighting. Yeah. It's like, I think it's like split into three sections. Yeah.

Like to reflect his life. But it really, they were just like, like as soon as they start kissing, they're like, like looking around as if they're like, you guys seeing this? What the fuck? And they got up and left. So, which was great because they were very loud all the way up until that point i've had a run of bad luck i've had so i've told so many stories on the podcast about bad run-ins with going to the movie theater and there's never like loss was the best that was

the fucking funniest the thing there's never i used to think like oh you know what you know amc is pretty nice or uh you know the arc light's pretty nice or the Arclight's pretty nice and I'm sure even at some point at the Alamo Drafthouse even though

they seemed like they would be on it if anyone started talking cause the people that work there are like all in the theater and they're running around scurrying around

giving people their drinks yeah so I don't know if you could get away with having your phone out. Honestly, I think assholes go to all movie theaters. Yeah, but they'd be kicked out of the Alamo, I feel. They're like on it there. They are.

I just think the Arclight was like, ah, people are a little more respectful here. But now Arclight's gone. Last time I went to the Alamo, it was not a packed theater by any means. It wasn't even half full when you buy tickets you can see which seats are full so I bought a

ticket that was like center no it wasn't center it was one away from the edge seat so it wasn't the edge seat but it was one away and I was like that's a nice seat some dude bought the edge seat so he just some like middle aged man just sat next to me in this not packed theater

the whole movie and he was eating and drinking and stuff and I was like I moved a couple seats down and you can see like it doesn't exist anymore where you just go and say I want a ticket and they give you a seat no it's a touch screen they show you the seat options and it shows you what's

taken so he looked at that and saw that that seat was taken and said, I'll sit here. And there are people like psychopaths like that. There's like, I know I'm just going to ruin this man's experience ever so slightly. He didn't do anything to ruin it. I'm just going to enjoy myself. Yeah, maybe. He smelled his own farts. Maybe he was like, maybe a hot girl will be sitting there.

And he's like, oh. But I tried to move like two seats down to you during the trailers i tried to move and one of the employees at the alamo came out and made me move back and i was like really like like literally like maybe a third of the theater was full so it's it's obvious that like it's so when i tried to move like two three seats down he's like you need to move back and they have fun like movie nights there. I know they have this at a lot of theaters, but like it seems like it's definitely like a big thing at the Alamo. Like I need to start paying more attention. Like I need to download the Alamo app. Well, not sponsored.

No, but I need to. I want to go. To keep track because I would like to just go see even older movies. I want to go back to a secret movie club. That was fun. Is that at Alamo or is that? No, that's at the Vista. The Vista. That was fun. Is that at Alamo? No, that's at the Vista. The Vista.

Remember we saw a house there? Yes. They pick a different movie every week. People vote on them and then you go at midnight and watch. I think I saw a group of Western movies there too. Oh, you did. I think you went and saw a documentary too.

I've seen a couple movies at the Vista. That's a cool theater. I think Quentin Tarantino actually bought it. That was so good. It was so funny. I mean, it's meant to be. Someone I know hates that movie. I remember who it was. It's so stupid. Yeah, and some people say that

Taken isn't the best movie of the decade. Idiots say that. Past few decades, actually. Idiots. Yeah. Asinine fools say that. It's the best movie ever it's a fun thriller well actually taken free is probably the best i will kill you when he's on the phone with god good movie man it wasn't personal was to me he shoots him like 10 times you've seen sicario i haven't no no. Dude!

Please see that. I want to know your reaction to that so bad. Is it like taken, but... Can we watch it together? Yeah. I haven't seen it since it was in theaters. I'd love to see it. Don't look up anything about it. Tucker said it's really good, too.

That's a movie that I don't want you to look up anything about. Let's go see it. Let's watch it this week. Okay. I'll come over to your place. We'll watch it on... Let's fucking do it. You can meet the kittens.

Yeah, we'll go into your theater. Yeah. I'll come over to your place. We'll watch it on... Let's fucking do it. You can meet the kittens. Yeah, we'll go into your theater. Yeah. We'll maybe go in your bowling alley afterwards. It's being renovated right now. How about the pool? Does the pool have chlorine? It's saltwater. Oh, shit.

I don't do chlorine. Oh, I thought you... I thought... There's definitely... It's bad for your skin. I just... No, I've always done saltwater. Don't worry.

Oh, I'm probably thinking of Brent. He laces his shit up with chlorine. No, he puts a lot. He puts enough chlorine to burn your hair off. Yeah. Which is probably what happened to him. Yeah. Because he has no hair on his penis.

Nope. None at all. Which you would think if, you know, would make the smell. No, not at all. It just sweats all the time. Yeah. Since there's no hair. It just rips. No, not at all. Just leaves, it just sweats all the time. Yeah. Since there's no hair, it just rips. It's dripping with sweat.

There's no pubes to kind of carry that for the penis. Yeah, Brent, he would think even after we make all these jokes about it, he would be like, oh, okay, well, actually, maybe I should clean my penis. He tried a few times. i didn't really do much ryan to quote yoda do or do not there is no try it's a classic quote that is so uh brent should maybe watch star wars when's the last time you watched star wars a star wars movie or a star wars product i saw uh probably like half i saw half of rogue one years ago yeah years ago you just dipped out my whole family was watching it like for like a family movie night and then my my parents just decided to turn it off i don't know why they're

just like yeah and just turned it off okay That came out like four years ago? Five? Four? Well, considering my parents were together, it means they weren't divorced yet. So that was definitely, this had to have been like 2015 maybe. 2016.

Really? Yeah. Wait. It was right after it came out on DVD. They got it from Les Redbox. My parents love the Redbox. I thought they came out while I was out here.

I think, yeah. I think I was already out here maybe. I was just visiting home oh okay i watched with my sister and my mom and dad weird weird weird stupid movie i didn't get it and then i've seen only one star wars which is episode four why the hell did george lucas do that where he mixes them up it's to make it feel like it's a part of a grander universe what so like you coming in at the middle of it there's like already lore that predates it and you're just coming in at this focal point of the grand epic story interesting maybe interest i never looked up into it maybe he just went maybe it was a typo oops maybe he just didn't know roman numerals maybe he like thought that that the roman numerals he was typing meant like episode one but he's like oh i fucked it up it's just so like oh they dropped the ball hard

man they they had it set up to where i'm just thinking of the of the like intense just uh oh what is it what is it uh oh what is it no the word where anticipation the the intense anticipation of fans because the first poster that dropped was like a silhouette of darth vader and then like a tiny kid next to him and it's like or which movie for the first for the first episode one so like when it was coming back oh okay so like people were like oh shit we're gonna get this like dark fucking backstory we're gonna find out how he became Vader and

they get I mean I know there's people who enjoy them but I don't really find much if any enjoyment out of episodes one two and 3 besides episode 3 just because they dance on lava and he goes

no! The tap dance on lava? Yeah. It's like a musical number. Yeah it's pretty awesome. You're breaking my heart. I've heard that Star Wars fans tend to not like the prequels. Is that right? Yeah. Like prequel memes? I mean there's a reason. It's like I'm just i need to

watch preaching to the choir here they're boring they're not that interesting they do certain things with the lore which didn't need to have been explained or that's how some people feel but if that's the way george lucas went with it then it's just people didn't like uh the direction he took he has nothing to do with star wars now right no he sold it he fully sold it disney has it now i mean i think like i think he was on set for like some baby yoda stuff they're on good terms yeah john frederick was like look at baby yoda george lucas oh no that's neat see i i god damn it one of these weeks you have a little sit down and watch them all like watch one a day for a week i probably wouldn't even be enough how many are there did they i mean didn't disney announce there's like a million more coming out like main

story ones they just ended the recent trilogy which honestly i don't know it's it's hard to recommend the one two and three or uh seven eight and nine because they're both bad in their own way like the new ones are just so like fucking convoluted and you can sense a fracturing of the of the storyline because the directors were kind of fighting over what they wanted to do with their star wars and it was never a streamlined planned story it was just like jj Abrams went, here are a bunch of things. And J.J. Abrams likes to just completely mess things up. And then the next director just took all those things and went, nope, that's dumb. Not doing that.

And like subverted a lot of expectations, one might say. J.J. Abrams, because J.J. Abrams is one of the main writers for Lost, you know, and the ending of that show was just like, I mean, not just the ending, but the whole show was like just like there's like a million characters and the storylines start getting into like side universe storylines and like I've heard back is all about his mystery box like that's what he revolves his story around or maybe he's even had like a tech ted talk i could imagine that like the mystery box why it's so intriguing um he just he he likes pulling people in with like a question and which ultimately i feel and a lot of other people feel um creates a lot of anticipation and like oh shit how's this gonna play out and then it just there's nowhere you can really take it to satisfy the audiences because they've already built it up in their head so much yeah that's how like i'm surprised breaking bad did so well with their finale because the anticipation was through the roof especially

after that long break they had yeah now better call saul's doing the same fucking shit and everyone's like oh shit they're are they gonna knock it out of the park I think they might dude it's a good show I think they might too I'm excited we're seeing that I I think it's gonna be a well I think a lot of people are expecting better call Saul to take the route of breaking bad where it's like guns blazing and like a big I I don't think that it's gonna be like a huge like action-packed I think there's an alley I think it's gonna be more of like huge like action packed finale I think it's going to be more of like just the character driven emotional heart punches yeah that's what Better Call Saul's been I think Better Call

Saul's better at those than in Breaking Bad Breaking Bad was better at the holy fuck type of moments but like in Better Call Saul like they're just better at like those like ugh those visceral like ugh there's still time for me to rewatch it it's less than a month away I need to fucking i don't know it's like 60 episodes to watch i watched

like a catch-up i watched the summary like catch-up video of this guy doing a recap and uh it was like a pretty it was like a 10 minute recap and i was like oh yeah damn it is a good show i forgot about all that i don't really want to re-watch it but i also wanted to like know all the little details star wars is the fifth biggest selling franchise of all time winnie the pooh beat star wars as the fourth biggest selling franchise of all time winnie the pooh is epic pokemon's number one hello kitty's number two and mickey mouse and friends is number three i always forget that hello kitty is a huge brand yeah it's huge dude how still yeah that's crazy mainly around not like mainly in asia it's huge yeah i guess that's why because it's internationally it's here How? Still? Yeah. That's crazy. Mainly in Asia.

It's huge. Yeah, I guess that's why. It's here to an extent, but it's not as big as it is over there, I guess. It's a huge market over there. Tunisia. I look at these all over the place, man. So are these ads.

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Find it all here with more ways to save at Real Canadian Superstore. Man, those ads certainly weren't all over the place, I'll tell you that. Yeah, they were right there behind this conversation that are now continuing. Hey, I got one for you. Yeah? Ferris Bueller's gay off.

And he's having a contest with his friends on who can be the most gay. I thought of that one. Is this a porn or is this an actual movie? No, it's just a movie. I was laying in bed the other night and I just thought of Ferris Bueller's gay off. You don't think people will be upset that you're just using the same characters and you're not like this isn't some sort of like spoof or anything. It's a sequel.

Okay. Matthew Broderick. Is he going to star in it again? Yeah. And he's going to. Is he already attached? He's going to be gay. Yeah.

Did you talk with him? No, but we can get him for it easy. I mean, what is he doing? What is Matthew Broderick doing? Nothing. Was he married to Sarah Jessica Parker? Yeah.

Is he? I think so. Did I make that up? No, he's definitely married. Yes, he's gotta be. I think I feel,

I feel like he's married to someone like Sarah Jessica Parker. Yes, he is married to Sarah Jessica Parker. How did I know that? Wow. Yeah. What's he's 60 years old Jessica Parker. How did I know that? Wow. Yeah, what's he 60 years old, man? Ferris Bueller is 60 years old. Matthew Broderick.

Oh, I forgot he was Inspector Gadget, dude. Not in Inspector Gadget 2. They use the same guy they got for Home Alone 4 for that one. Wow. Dude, I forgot that Matthew Broderick is uh why did he kind of stop acting he hasn't he didn't really do anything Ferris Bueller's Day Off was such a huge success you'd think he would have landed like a ton oh he has Parkinson's oh Parkinson's which led him to announcing a semi-retirement in 2000 oh really no sorry that's

no Google lied to me it says what is Matthew Broderick's illness show me that blurb but it's from an article called why Michael J. Fox nearly quit acting and secretly hates Matthew Broderick he secretly hates Matthew Broderick Michael J. Fox nearly quit acting because of Matthew Broderick

interesting his mother was a playwright and painter. And James Broderick was an actor. Matthew Broderick. Wasn't he involved in like a drunk driving crash? Yeah, he killed someone. Yeah, that's right. That might have been why he stopped acting for the most part.

I think he continued to act after that. Oh, weren't people really mad because he was in a Super Bowl commercial for a car company? Yeah. And the family of the guy that died

was really mad about that. They were like, why did they choose him for that? Hey, he was in Godzilla 2000 or 99 or whatever the fuck it was. There's so many Godzilla movies. I haven't seen that.

I didn't see the new one. No, yes I did. The one where they put Godzilla to come. They get him to them to come yeah it's a female so it was a lot harder this time oh yeah yeah oh i'll tell you what yeah and then the probably faked it the little raptor baby godzillas slip on like gumballs during a chase sequence or some shit what yeah i think that's what happens home alone goofy shit is that it's weird what was it did roland emmerich do that one or some motherfucker

definitely some motherfucker who did that who did that who did that shit wait matthew broderick voice simba oh i didn't know that but nala but nala oh wow oh sorry the director was wait did i say roland emmerich yeah oh it is roland emmerich okay really yeah look at you with the look at the big brains on ryan you got a little film encyclopedia up there well he makes bad action movies like what want me to just go through his filmography for you? Yeah, and I bet none of them suck. I bet you're lying. Okay. Please don't be lying to me, man.

Okay, are you ready? Oh, I'm ready. Okay, hold up. Moonfall. You see the trailer for that one where the moon's falling out of the sky? Oh, is that really what it's about? Mm-hmm. Wouldn't have guessed by the name.

I think the moon ends up being a bunch of tiny little droid alien. What? I don't know. That's stupid. Independence Day Resurgence, the sequel to Independence Day. White House Down. Oh. Yeah. 2012. Oh, he did 2012. 10,000 BC, the day after tomorrow.

Oh, him. Yeah. The Patriot. Of course. The Patriot was shot in Charleston. Independence Day, Stargate. The Noah's ark principle i don't know it's about a high school principal that uh learns about noah's ark what is the patriot about i mean obviously it's about a patriot i'm not so sure i know it was shot some of it was shot in south carolina a peaceful farmer benjamin martin which i'm guessing is mel gib Gibson's character, is driven to lead the colonial militia during the American Revolution

when a sadistic British officer murders his son. Oh. Talk about a patriot. You killed my son. Look how blue they made his eyes in the poster. See that? Yeah, damn, dude. They're, like, glaring at you.

We should, uh... I really want to do headshots with you where we like have super white teeth and like we're tanned and we have the brightest blue eyes you have like tim and eric shit yeah like we just have incredible go on an interview one time like that did they i feel like they've gone on interviews it's so good i think they were like or like all orange and goofy wigs and shit. Such an inspiration for how they conduct themselves. I love how they do their facial hair, especially Eric. Or Eric will do like the thin goatee.

Oh, yeah. The pencil thing. Damn it. I wish I could grow facial hair because we could do some funny shit with it. God. It's just right here. If I could just fill it in. And I know you've said shave everything but that, but it does not grow right there at at all it's not like there's even stubble there it just doesn't grow so even if

I don't shave that area nothing will grow so well as it gets longer it covers up the mine mine Brian there's no way that this will ever get long enough to go two and a half to three inches down like that's not two and a half to three inches you like a that's not two and a half to three inches you start growing hair a little below your bottom lip well this well my flavor saver ain't gonna not that on the sides here yeah yeah but right here this big circle nothing will grow there but that's why it it would fill in it would fill in no even if I don't shave it, like, the problem is, it's not like there's stubble there. It's bare.

So no hair actually even grows, so it won't fill in. It would. Just watch it. Are you trying to convince me to grow facial hair so it looks stupid? No, I wouldn't do that to my friend. I just want you to...

I'm going to go to Turkey. ...try new things, you know? I'm going to Turkey, and I'm going to get one of those, like, facial hair grafts where they're going to... Where they put someone's armpit on your face? Yeah. Dude, should I go get one of those? Dude, I should gonna get one of those like facial hair grafts where they're gonna they put someone's armpit on your face yeah dude should I go get one of those dude I should go get facial well actually

in LA they do offer not like grafts but they have like facial hair treatments like where it like to help you grow facial hair I should go get some it's so odd dude I don't know dude should I go we should do that for a video I don't know would you could I would I support you doing that as your friend?

Why would you not support me? It's not like I'm doing some controversial fucking. I mean, don't you think that's a bit like I'm going to put facial. Like, wait, so what is the procedure? I don't know. I just know it helps me grow facial hair. And it's a procedure. I don't know if it's a.

Let me. Let me see. Because I is it some miracle cream some fucking snake oil salesman that's not a snake oil salesman dude it's kind of like plastic surgery I think but facial hair procedure facial hair okay wait maybe it is Burbank

plastic surgery few hair transplants it's a hair transplant beard implants yeah where do they where would they take it from plastic surgery, few hair transplants. It's a hair transplant. Beard implants, yeah. Where would they take it from? Would you not support me getting a facial hair transplant? I mean, you could do it if you want. It's your body, your choice, baby.

But you wouldn't support me? I would be supporting you. I'd support you. Would you donate hair for it? Doesn't mean I have to not think it's odd. Why would you think it's odd? I just want supporting you. I'd support you. Would you donate hair for it? Doesn't mean I have to not think it's odd. Why would you think it's odd? I just want facial hair. I mean, you can get facial hair.

I just don't. Why would you be judging me for it? I feel like you could grow it on your own. I can't. You've seen it. You haven't even tried. Yes, I have. No, you haven't.

I've tried multiple times. Everyone has an awkward phase when they start growing facial hair, and you never make it through your awkward phase. I do make it past the awkward phase. That's just how it looks.'re like okay i'm just gonna grow it out a bit and then like the next time i see you like i had to shave it off it looks like shit ryan the lat do you remember my mustache hell yeah i remember your mustache the one that you colored don't out me like that dude come on

Don't out me like that, dude. Come on. See, yes, the one I colored because I don't grow facial hair properly. Okay. My dad didn't even start until he was 25. That's his problem. And I'm 26. You're more of a Chad than your dad.

I know I'm more of a Chad than my dad. I have more testosterone than my father did at 25. Obviously. Even though he was in the army. I mean, look at you. Woof, woof. You know? Ow! Exactly.

Yeah, that's right. I'm I'm I'm I ain't nothing but a hound dog. You like Elvis? Love him. Do you? I ain't nothing but a hound dog. You know how I had you know how about a year ago last April was when I kind of first discovered the Beatles. Yeah. And I had like first discovered the Beatles? Yeah.

And I had like my first Beatles phase at 25. Yeah, they're great. You know, since then, I've had a couple other phases. I've had a Bee Gees phase. I've had a... You haven't had an Elvis phase. I had a Todd Rundgren phase recently. I haven't had an Elvis phase.

And I'm wondering if that's down the road, you know? Oh, my love. I don't know. I don't really like... My darling. I get more fascinated in these people for their like for like the stories and their lives well there's a movie

coming out that has Tom Hanks in bad prosthetic makeup to play Elvis I was about to say dude no fucking way Tom Hanks is playing like some sleazy manager maybe or maybe he's an epic manager I don't know is it about the band Badfinger it's about Elvis oh i do i legit thought you were gonna say tom hanks plays elvis

and i was gonna be like who whose idea was that let me show you i'm gonna look up tom hanks elvis bad finger is a famous band from that era and uh their manager stole all their money and sucked so bad and like two of them killed themselves over it or something that's a really horribly summarized version of what actually happened go look it up you ain't nothing but a hound dog what the hell tom hanks is the villain of elvis's story a new trailer i like this picture oh my god That does not look good. Right? Why did they give him prosthetics? Why couldn't he just be himself? Because they wanted him to look closer.

Who gives a fuck? Like no one knows what that guy looks like. Well, he did look kind of goofy. They tried to make him look like this dude. He looks like he'd be an asshole. Yeah, but like I think they made him look more like bloated. Like he got stung by bees on his... This guy just has like a bunch of fat. Like that hangs. He doesn't have a chin. It doesn't make his... The width... like something like he got stung by bees on his this guy just has like a bunch of fat like that

hangs not like he doesn't have a chin it doesn't make his the width the width isn't the problem here it's it's the much it's the hanging down towards his like torso man i would love to find actually if if anyone out there in the la area knows any good prosthetics artists like seriously good ones ron and i would love to get some prosthetics oh that guy looks like he'll do a good job playing Elvis he looks like him I think they put him in prosthetics too later on I went by Elvis's house in Palm Springs I drove by it uh just to take a little peek he would spend his vacations there or something I love Palm Springs Palm Springs is a wonderful town the fuck you still haven't been to Palm Springs where's this from?

Is that Tom Hanks? That is Tom Hanks. The hell? Probably from Cloud Atlas. Yes. Dude, I remember. Is he supposed to be Japanese there? I hated that movie.

I wanted to see it because I thought the trailer looked really cool. Is he supposed to be Japanese there? Maybe. Hold on. Tom Hanks Japanese. Chet Hanks though. My man. Fucking killing it. Have you ever seen Big? Big? hold on Tom Hanks Japanese Chet Hanks though my man fucking killing it have you ever seen Big

have I seen Big uh huh no I need oh wait I've seen like the end is that the one with the magic genie machine and then he then he is sexually assaulted by a grown woman well in her defense she thinks he's hurt.

Like, this is one of those cases, one of the rare cases where she can truly say, Your Honor, he looked 30, and there was a genie involved. Most sexual assault cases don't involve a genie. Bring the genie on the stand. They're like, rub a lamp, like, on the stand. He's shy. He's not coming out today. Shit.

Would a genie represent himself in court? Yeah, a genie would. A genie likes causing mischief. Oh, yeah. A genie would probably get another genie to be his lawyer. They like going, be careful what you wish for. Wish for whatever you want. Then they give you a little sly

little grin and they cross their legs and go you believe in genies do i believe in genies no that's a little bit closed-minded don't you think uh from from someone's point of view i'm sure I also don't believe in Santa Claus the Easter Bunny the Tooth Fairy no there is actual real fucking evidence of the Tooth Fairy but yeah I mean Santa Claus all that other bullshit

okay I think that's close minded but Tooth Fairy you've seen the photographs I've seen the Tooth Fairy photographs I wish that was an actual like you know how they have the ones where it's like this could be Bigfoot and it's the dude in the You've seen the photographs. I have seen the two fairy photographs. I wish that was an actual, like, you know how they have the ones where it's like, this could be Bigfoot. It's the dude in the costume, that classic one. Yeah.

Where it came from. Now that's not proven it's a dude in a costume, Ryan. That's debated. That's debated. I watched a History Channel special where they broke it down and they recreated a suit and they made a 3D model of the guy walking. They go so fucking... They said, there's no way a man in a suit would walk like that. They go so far. You're like, that's a dude. It's because they just like

they throw these people a huge budget and they're like, well, we have to fucking do something with the money. It's like what I love. I think it was like, what was it called? Monster Quest or some shit? Yes. Yeah, where they go hunting for monsters. This kind of balding, kind of red-haired-ish.ired-ish. I remember. Light haired dude.

He's like, we're going to. Oh, wait, wait. Oh, did you hear that? There might be a chupacabra. We're going in the Amazon hunting for this snake monster. Yep. There was one where they were hunting like a little like elf demon thing. And I'm like, come on.

What happened? And you hear something snap. What was that? I love. They had a whole show about Bigfoot you hear something snap. What was that? I love that. A whole show about Bigfoot. Kupachu. Where's Kupachu? There's always some fucking like, like shit they're hunting.

That was just from like a myth from like 800 BC. And they're like, oh, it's around here somewhere. I heard a stick break. That's him. That's Kupachu. Oh, God, I'm so scared. The night vision camera, like the ghost hunting shows. The North Dakota silverback. The only one in existence in north dakota we should uh watch those shows

sometimes we should do it we should make those shows we should actually try to find bigfoot and the loch ness monster see if they give these random fucking dude shows where they go try to find bigfoot why can't we they're oh what they're they're like he's a bigfoot expert we get classifies as a bigfoot expert i was reading fuck classifies as a Bigfoot expert? I was reading about Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster since I was in grade school, motherfucker. I know what I'm talking about. My big thing is alien abductions. I've read all the cases.

I'm so excited. You still have not seen the trailer for Nope, which I think. Nope. You know what? Actually, we're going to take a break real quick so Matt can watch the trailer. You're going to make me watch it? We're going to come back with Matt's thoughts on it. I want to go watch it in a better setting. Okay, let's go watch

on my computer. Okay, I just got Matt to sit down and watch the trailer. That looks fun. Nope. That looks fun. Right? I love the classic flying. They don't do enough alien movies with gray aliens. Yeah, the trailer's great. They don't do enough gray alien movies. We need to make one.

Paul? Dude. I, Ryan, I. Paul 2? Come on. What? Maybe a prequel. We'll get Seth Rogen to do it.

Really? Small Paul. Small Paul. That's it. You know what's really, really. So the United States government back in like the 50s and stuff, they had a whole program to study UFOs. And it was all like we also had

a program to remove black people from white spaces but go on we were also we also put budgeting into aliens yes nice well uh well because we were trying to figure out what the fuck the ufos were but you know what they keep what they always report since the beginning is those fucking like just the balls of light that like defy gravity and like like move and like take 90 degree and then like go like 5000 miles per hour. Like the fuck are those? Because those exist. They've confirmed those exist. What are those?

Like those aren't like flying saucers. Like those are just like the balls of light, like the orbs that like fly around and been just fucking angels. Maybe maybe they're angels i like the idea that angels were aliens and that was our way of interpreting like gods or whatever oh yeah seraphims bright lights and mystical looking it's possible they probably they they use these images to distract us because they're like the wizard from the wizard of oz the aliens are using grandiose technology to well i mean have you you've seen the biblically accurate seraphims like the way they

are actually described and then like they're actually terrifying like the one where it's the actually in that movie we saw phoenix rising rising i'm pretty sure that the you know at the end when you see it and it's like the spinning rings yeah i'm pretty sure that's like a seraphim from the bible because there's one where it's like these big rings that has eyes all over it and there's a couple of them and they're all like or like rotating around each other and like is that if that's a fucking angel then where do they come from dude i think i've wanted to do a uh kind of like a deep dive on angels yes but i also because kind of like my triangle guys i want to do a series of hats where triangle dive on angels yes but I also because it's kind of like my triangle guys I want to do a series of hats

where it's like a biblically accurate angels but I want to draw them like little cartoon versions little cute ones okay but they're they're fucking seraphims are cool or they called not what

did what not little cherubs seraphim no but you're not talking about drawing little cherubs no not cherubs I'm a seraphim yes fucking angels do not be afraid that's what it said to him he's like do not be afraid or maybe a better explanation was that these dudes back then were just on a hallucinogenic drug and saw some crazy shit what is the best saucer

slash gray alien movie? Fire in the Sky is the scariest for me. Yeah, I've seen the classic scene. Where they torture him? Yeah. That's a really scary fucking movie. That's at the end though, right? Yeah, it is.

It's a good movie, honestly. It's like the whole movie, you're like, is he crazy? Because you're, isn't the movie trying to like be more psychological at first? Yeah, the movie kind of like,

you're like, is he telling the truth? Like what? And then towards the end, you see the flashback. Like his flashback. trying to like be more psychological like you're like is he telling the truth like what and then towards the end you see the flashback like his flashback i think goes to like therapy hypnotherapy or something i mean you see it and it's really it's really fucking freaky it's really freaky it's all it's given me nightmares before uh i read about like the most the first big alien abduction story that ever came out was uh the betty and barney hill story and it's really fascinating you should read about it betty and barney hill it was an interracial couple in the 60s 50s or 60s

and they were driving and uh they saw this big they saw lights like they were on like a deserted road in the mountains they saw lights and then like it got really close over them and they stopped the car and uh then like it started vibrating and making these sounds and then they lost like all memory and consciousness for a few hours and when they woke up and they were like 35 miles away and uh they didn't make it public it leaked but they went to uh like hypnotherapy to like remember it and it was really weird it's really though. It's a really interesting story. A crude pregnancy test the aliens performed on her? He did stick a needle

into her navel. Ugh. Well, what I think is what I think is fascinating about a lot of the alien abduction stories is a lot of them share the same details.

Like a lot of them have the same details about like things that happen or whatever. I find it very fascinating. I'm very fascinated by alien abduction stories, even though I know probably almost all of them are hoaxes. I think it's fascinating because it's fascinating to be like, what if it's not a hoax? I just like the kind of, I like the mystery of it.

The mystery and the lore of specifically gray aliens. They're all like all the ones are, it's always gray aliens too. That's what i don't i don't i don't know it's cool in sci-fi and other stuff and other horror to like see different alien designs like from the movie alien or the movie predator or gray aliens feel realistic it's it's that and like there's something creepy that's a lot more because it's uncanny because they're similar it's not does it doesn't feel realistic it's it's that and like there's something creepy that's a lot more because it's uncanny because they're similar it's not does it doesn't feel like it's designed purposely to feet to look aggressive and scary with like gnashing teeth or anything it's just kind of like uh uncanny it's like if another advanced life form formed in a similar pattern to how humans did that well it's that you don't really see emotion on its face it's just that it would just be that's this creepy part is like i would imagine it like looking out my window and just

seeing it stare back it's that it's that like what is is it thinking is it thinking negative positive like can i would it even matter like what i'm thinking of negative and positive doesn't even correlate that a lot of alien abduction stories trace back to they trace back to the same star system that people have reported. It's a binary star system called the Zeta Reticuli. So maybe there's something over there.

Maybe that's for great. I love that classic like like of the the radio broadcast talking about aliens and shit. Oh they're like

Yep. It's so good. Oh dude we should make it you and i should make we should make an alien short film and use that like a like a horror-ish gray no well no jordan peele's done it we can't do it we can make the white version yes we can be the white jordan peele yes you gotta make the white version of get out okay you know oh going going you know the main characters going to an all-black family this is good i'm writing this down get together this is good this is good it's called get in uh no but we should make a gray alien short film i really want to make a short film with you i would love to do a gray alien like a ufo short film man because

those are i've always been so fascinated by those fucking good ass we actually get abducted and we're on the ship talking to them they all speak they always speak telepathically that's what all the ufo uh abduction stories say that they always speak telepathically i like when movies like spielberg it and use kind of kids as a focal point to tell the story through, because whatever happens, you're it's, it's more,

it feels more dangerous. Cause it's like, if they like a kid dies, like an it, for example, if like a kid dies, you're like, Oh,

the stakes are high. Like these kids can actually die. And for some reason, since you attach yourself to them a little more, cause you're like i remember when i was a kid and like a an adult in a horror movie for instance is if they make a dumb decision you're like you're just being stupid yeah but a kid but a kid you're like oh fuck this is just a kid freaking out it's like i don't know you're like you can you can ground yourself in the

situation because kids don't have this the judgment adults have and they're more innocent and that's what that's like when animals die you're like oh fuck and that's what i like when and ground yourself in the situation. Kids don't have this. The judgment adults have and they're more innocent. And that's what that's like when animals die. You're like, oh, fuck. And that's what I like when like Spielberg or anybody puts like that kind of in the stranger things, you know, is a huge callback to all that. Like the Goonies. Super 8. And E.T.

Yeah. Super 8 with J.J. Abrams is definitely a big like, I love you, Steven Spielberg. In fact, I think Spielberg produced it right well speaking of god damn I rewatched that train crash scene

from Super 8 recently and I was like this is fucking ridiculous like in theaters it was fucking awesome it was loud and just like but like if you've

watched a real train crash it's just like also the ending like it's the same thing with J.J. Abrams shit it's like you just feel like it's like it just kind of ends.

And you're like, I don't know. What? Aliens. Doesn't it like hold them and then it's like over some shit. Yeah. Like it's like, I don't know. I haven't seen it in a while, but I still love that movie. I saw it in theaters and it was intense in theaters.

It was, it was. Especially that fucking train crash scene. It's the monster movie aspect i like that i like horror movies where i like monster movies i guess where there's something out there let's make a monster movie and it's more about a character's reaction to this force that isn't like let's say it's some serial killer with a motive and they're trying to deduce like oh who could it be just an unknown monster you know what it is or why it's some serial killer with a motive and they're trying to deduce like oh who could it be just an unknown monster you know what it is or why it's just aggressive let's make a movie like you and i are camping you ever seen piranha no piranha 3 double d but i i know i know about it

david hasselhoff i know about the movie i haven't seen it good it's good that i haven't seen it it's fun i think it's funny but i it's definitely in that uh girls gone wild era oh it feels like it's directly there are lots of breasts in it oh yeah it's called with 3ds a big thing about i don't know if it i i can't remember the original original piranha that much but the new like remake that was a big point of you know how for instance road trip movies or american pie movies was just a signal of hey young boys who can purchase an r-rated ticket come see boobies yeah yeah in theaters and you don't have to uh sneak it through hbo in your house or whatever. Or on your family computer.

Hell yeah. I never got, I never like. I never went to see those movies. No. I wasn't allowed to. Those movies were past their time by the time I was. Yeah, well, by the time I was old enough to see an R-rated movie. Internet porn. That's when, I think The Hangover came out about.

No, when did The Hangover come out? What year? I'm going to say 2007. 2007? Am I wildly off on that that i would have been in seventh grade hangover came out in 2009 okay so i was in ninth grade i guess i was a either a freshman yeah i guess i was a freshman they all came out two years apart i still haven't seen two or three but the monkeys in in two they got the monkey they got the or three. But the monkey's in two. They got the monkey.

They got the monkey. Bro, they got the monkey. You know what else they got? What? They got the end of the podcast. Oh, shit. Okay. Bye, everybody.

See you next week. Bye-bye. This was good. Nice conversation. Fantastic conversation. Got the music fading in right now. Uh-oh. Yeah.

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