supermegashow - EP 290 - William Smith

Episode Date: March 30, 2022

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Hey, what's up? What would you know? It's episode 290 of the Super MegaCast. Climbing up that ladder, man. 290. We're almost at episode 300. Episodes keep coming out, it seems. Something special is going to happen.

At some point, there will be a last episode. I think about that sometimes. Like, I was driving in my car the other night, and I was like, there will be a last video on Super Mega at some point. Oh, it's this conversation again. Jesus fucking Christ, boys. Fuck off. We can have whatever goddamn conversations we want.

We could just kind of sit here and... Oh, let me check my phone real quick. How was the zoo? I didn't go. What? I saw you fed some dogs. Where was that? San Diego.

San Diego? Oh, did you get my... Yeah. Okay, I see. Thank you, by the way. Sure. People are liking the content recently, it seems. That's cool. That's always good when people like the content. it seems that's cool

that's always good when people like the content yep seen any movies nope okay see it could be like that but we

we we haven't given up completely yet are there podcasts like that there's no way cause whenever you make a podcast you're like I want a voice. Because you feel like you're just in a room with friends checking their phone,

and then it's like every now and then maybe you get a tidbit of information. I would just look up airport or hotel lobby ambience. Could I do a stream where it's just like on your phones, on your phone with your friend Ryan. And it's just like, I'm on my phone just chilling in a chair. Actually, I'm just browsing Reddit, watching YouTube videos.

You don't really say much. Yeah. You just kind of do a stream. Everyone thinks that like your stream's about to start, like you're just warming up, like stream starting soon type shit. But you just do like two hours of just, just like regular,

just kind of like when you're at home by yourself. Sometimes I lower the speaker down and like put it to my ear. Or like you play a TikTok, like three or four times, like just hear the audio repeating out of the, because when you were big into your Vine days, I'd hear from the other room.

Did you know, I was about to actually bring that up because I was like, we mentioned this every time we have to, you know, bring up Vine or something. Well, yeah, dude.

It was, it was, I miss it. It's something that. They don't, they don't make Vines like they used to. They don't make Vines at all. No, they don't, man. Now they're, now they're TikToks, you know, and that's just. Lame. It's not the same to me.

Boring. Boring. TikTok is, is a breeding ground of, of icky. I was in the TikTok for a little bit and there, and there's some good people on the platform. I never really could get in. Like, I've tried to get in TikTok multiple times, and I haven't really been able to. I don't know why. It's like I just can't.

Like, I don't find myself wanting to check it. Maybe it's because, like, whenever I try to get into it, my shit's not tailored enough yet. I like more long-form shit. I like something to have on while I'm doing something else. In TikTok, you have to be fully engaged in it. I listen to long videos while I do stuff now. So I'll listen to like 20 to an hour, two hour long videos. I love like video, not video essays, but just videos where it's like a guy with a monotonous voice.

Like talking about like the Tampa Bay Sunshine Bridge disaster. The Tampa Bay Sunshine Bridge. Is that a real thing? What happened? Skyway, Sunshine Skyway. It was foggy out and a big old ship smacked into a bridge, which was a really popular bridge where a bunch of cars were driving. And part of it fell and then a bunch of cars drove off it.

Because it was foggy and they couldn't see. And then just... How many people died? Let me look that up, actually. A lot? Because, I mean, people were driving off that bridge, dude. That's got to... Dude, you're just driving to work, it's foggy,

listening to music, then just... You're just... Your brain probably just can't even make the calculation because you see the road up ahead, I'm guessing, a little bit because the bridge is broken in a way. It's not like the, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, if you, like, it was tall, dude.

You know what I'm saying? Well, no, I'm not looking at how many people have jumped off the bridge. Damn it. I'm trying to, that's from the collapse. The biggin'. I watched a video about it. 35 people died. Damn.

Yeah. Like, dude, look at... Oh, man. Look how tall that is. Driving a car off that. That's like death on impact. A lot of people survived in the water. Really?

Because I listened, like, in the 911 call. I guess the airbag hopefully would just. Yeah. The Coast Guard call where he's like, attention all ships. He's like, there are people in the water. Does he sound like that? Actually, that. Attention all ships.

I surprised myself with how good that impression was. There are people in the water. It's Tom Hanks. There are people in the water. It's more like that, like, listen. I actually kind of got it spot on, I think. Wait. Tampa Bay area, skyway vicinity.

Proceed and assist. There are reports of people in the water. There are people in the water. People in the water. Fucking great, dude. Yeah. There's people in the water. I just hadn't thought, man.

Sounds like a revelation in a horror movie. Revelations. 21.6. What is 21.6? What? Which one is 21.6? Revelations 21.6? Uh, I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end.

Drink freely. That's the fucking, that's like the coolest line in the Bible. Right? That's where God's just being like. I'm fucking awesome. Yeah, God's like, yeah, in case you didn't already know i'm fucking awesome and i have all the power in the universe want you to stop satan segue to people who think that they are godlike and have a lot of power yeah will smith will Smith. It's a sentence.

Yep. Will Smith. Will Will Smith Smith? Yeah. We've done this before. Yeah, it's classic. But what did Will Smith, he wasn't Smith in Last Night. He slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

More information. Chris Rock made a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith who is Will Smith's wife It was a G.I. Jane joke dude It was a G.I. Jane joke referencing her shaved head The reason she has a shaved head is because she has alopecia She has in interviews though said that you have to find the funny part in it So I guess she just wasn't feeling that quote tonight yeah unfortunately but uh she rolled her eyes at the joke um will smith could have been seen as insensitive yeah uh to make a bald joke or a shaved head joke

when she is struggling with it but will smith then took it upon himself to walk up on stage before the presentation of Best Documentary or some documentaries or something like that. Documentary, yeah. Yeah. He walks up and just full-on slaps the shit. Hits, I guess. Hitslaps.

It was pretty hard. Chris Rock. That was a pretty hard... uh and then and then swags back onto his chair he can tell you feels real proud of himself he's got his like fucking thumb on his like waistline he's like yeah he's like walking with some swag he knows there's gonna be a lot of pictures of that like he's walking like he's like showing off his suit oh he was dude everyone was watching oh yeah then he sat back down and uh chris rock was like will smith just knocked hit the shit out of me and then will smith responded with you know we might as well

just listen to the clip why not i'm sure i'm explaining it let's just listen to the clip what will smith said to mr rock yeah. I'm sure this will be easy. This was also, at the time of recording, this was last night. Yes. Jada, I love you. G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it. All right? Uh-oh.

That was a nice one. Okay. I'm out here. Uh-oh. Richard. Here he comes. He's walking up. Wow, dude. It was a G.ane joke keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth i'm going to

okay so i can oh okay that was a greatest night in the history of television okay when he looks off to the side i think he's probably like looking at like the producers he's waiting for someone to stop the fucking show cause he was just assaulted on national television did you watch it live in front of millions of people much less thousands of high profile motherfuckers

that he knows he got embarrassed like he got slapped in front of like every big celebrity too and no one did shit they all just went go on yeah they're like keep going going. And he's like, um, really? And then Will Smith won the Oscar and got a standing ovation. And then the Oscar's like,

we don't condone violence. Will Smith, I think should have been walked out of that fucking place by security. He should have been escorted out. That was just crazy, man. Him and his bald wife. Yo! Hey, careful, Ryan. You're gonna hear a knock on the That was just crazy man Him and his bald wife Hey careful Ryan You're gonna hear a knock on the deck

He's gonna be having a deck to the face Open up You saw what Jaden tweeted too He said that's how we do it Fucking What you gonna call him a nerd Their family sucks their family's filled with fucking just Narcissistic

Sociopathic idiots. I think you're just saying this because you're jealous Will Smith entered the YouTube space and has more subscribers. Dude, how come? I can't hit Chris Rock and get away with it. That's true. Imagine if he was up on stand-up one night, like open mic, testing out some new material for a Netflix show he's about to record.

I just go up there. No, no, he looks at me and goes, he's, you know, testing the audience. What do you do? I'm a YouTuber. Make some jokes. just go up there he's no no he looks at me he goes he's you know testing the audience what do you do i'm a youtuber make some jokes i go keep my job out your fucking mouth i will okay and then he just keeps going and no one does anything yeah like that that was fucking unreal i see a lot of people defending will sm on Twitter. Bunch of dumbasses. I see a lot of people defending Chris Rock. I mean, that was just an assault. He hit him hard, too. Chris Rock handled it really well.

What's the defense? What's the defense? What are they saying? That he was standing up for his wife. Well, there's better ways to stand up for your wife than on national television. We don't live in the fucking Stone Age. Or we don't. in the fucking stone age or we don't you know what i mean like there's we're honestly we should be way past physically assaulting someone because they

made a joke we didn't like the the uh the the slap could have been enough you know he could have sat back down and then it could have carried on honestly he could have walked up on stage and he could have even just had a temper tantrum and just went, fuck you, man, and said she is struggling with blah, blah, blah, blah. And like did this whole thing that would have still been cringe and awkward. The problem is that he fucking hit Chris Rock in the face. You can hear on the mic. It's pretty. Yeah.

It sounds painful because it's not a slap where it's like it's like a, you know, like a harder. Yeah. And Chris Rock put his waist into it. Chris Rock responded pretty, pretty well. I thought, I thought he handled it. He was like,

Oh wow. I mean, how, how do you respond to that? Yeah. I wish they got in a fight, got a little tussle. And I love that.

Then Will Smith wins like best actor. And then, uh, he's like, God, you know, the first thing he says is Richard Williams was a strong protector of his family it's like dude you're not like Spartacus you don't have like a shield and a spear like just fucking slashing you know slicing and

dicing your enemies for the honor of your family name it It's so confusing to me. You're fucking Will Smith. He's laughing at the joke. Duh. You're that guy. My father. Your son is a joke and cringe. Your wife's fucking head is just up her own ass. What about her head?

Look. Careful, Ryan. Careful. Fucking Will. It just looks like I don't want to say anything like he has anything but to me

that's just like sociopathic behavior to feel like you have the right to walk up during like an event the Oscars

much less anything I couldn't imagine like walking up to someone like you said something that pissed me off I walk up to you and hit you like when you feel like you have the right not everyone who hits someone is a sociopath i

guess it's more so the locate everything mixed together it it's it's like the amount it's it's how strong the reaction was and also like the the context of it yeah you know especially considering you see him laughing at the joke. Like, it wasn't like he was still laughing at the other joke. Like, you could see him laugh at that joke.

And Jada's rolling her eyes. Well, did you hear during his speech, Will said, people make fun of you and you just have to smile and pretend like it didn't happen

or something. Yeah, I did. And he said he's a vessel for love. He said God sent he said he's a vessel for love. He said he said God sent him here to be a vessel for love. It's also shocking. And a river for his people. Because it's like Will Smith isn't necessarily it's like not the person you'd expect to do that because Will Smith has always been known as like the more, you know, like his whole thing is like he raps, but he doesn't curse you know it's like i just don't how i just don't see how anyone can

logically deter that this is a logical thing that someone would do to protect his wife from from a from a fucking joke albeit potentially albeit insensitive joke still a joke nonetheless chris rogers worst jokes have been told at the Oscars. Ricky Gervais has probably told some of the most like how did he get away with that shit type of jokes. Oh yeah. Especially with the Mel Gibson stuff.

Right before Mel Gibson comes out to present he's like calling out his controversies and just like pretty much equating him to a Nazi and talking about his hatred for Jews. Right before he comes out? Yeah, right before he comes out. And right before Robert Downey Jr. came out, he mentioned Robert Downey Jr.'s, like, drug and jail time and shit.

Oh, you know that pissed him off. Which is shitty. Like, it's shitty. But, like, you still don't hit someone over that. Some people just need to be checked. Okay. Okay, tough guy. I think that what's funny is, well, like, Chris Rock is, like, he's a, if you hire a comedian to host the Oscars, then a comedian's going to make jokes about people in the audience, obviously, you know?

Yeah. Like, that's what they do. Like, if you watch the, not, what is it, the presidential dinner they have every year, you know what I'm's what they do. Like if you if you watch the not what is it the presidential dinner they have every year? You know, I'm talking about like they roast like everyone in the crowd, like all the politicians and stuff. It's like think of how intense they go with the comedy Central Roasts. They go really intense. Like sometimes they do go too far. Oh, yeah.

The Bob Saget one. Gilbert Gottfried. It's almost not even a joke. But it's coming out of Gilbert. It's almost not even a joke. He just fucking. But it's coming out of Gilbert. That's hilarious. Yeah, it's really funny. And, well, the thing about that one was just like everyone was making that joke, which was weird.

But rest in peace, Bob. Yeah. He hit his head, which I hit my head last week. Or someone, actually someone else hit my head. With a much more padded glove than what we'd be using in an actual fight yeah Ryan and I sparred on a Wednesday

we sparred for like 30 seconds I would say a couple times 30 seconds each yeah you rocked me in the noggin you clocked me you rocked me you picked me up and dropped me I went BAM yeah dropped my left hand tried to throw a hook ryan came in with the perfect counter and just got me in the head

real hard and i saw stars i see that's why they call like chris rock yeah like like now i know how chris rock feels or chris rock knows how i feel yeah i think it's a better way to put it because this happened before this whole thing yeah yeah i. I saw that video right after I got out of training, too. Well, I saw. Which is another big thing. That's finally officially announced. Oh, yeah. We're in creator class.

Speaking of hitting people, we're going to be hitting people in front of a lot of people, just similar to how Will Smith did. We're going to be hitting people in front of an audience. Yep. A lot harder than what Will Smith did. Our opponents, well, people have known Matt's facing dad, dad bot, Nathan Barnett. That's right. Facing dad.

If you want to look up the person who he, you know, is fighting. And then I will be fighting Alex Ernst. That's right. Mm-hmm. I've met him once. Yeah. And I'm supposed to, we're supposed to talk about, like, I think, like once yeah and I'm supposed to we're supposed to talk about like I think

like how you and Nathan talked about kind of your fight and just Ian was like y'all need to just kind of like talk and see how you want to do things because I are they giving us a choice?

I still don't know a choice of in terms of headgear glove size and all that I don't know if it's fully finalized but I think Nathan and I

are going to use 16 ounce gloves and no headgear which Nathan initially wanted to use like 14's 10's? you had custom 10's made and I was like 10's? that's how you break someone's skull open

that's how you break your nose I feel like a 10 if you get clocked hard enough with a 10 you can get a very easy concussion. Because that's pretty much like bare fist. Like with just a little bit of padding. Those are intense. You could break your hand with 10s really easily with a punch.

Like you can just. I still have to reach out to Alex about that stuff. But I'm assuming we might go for 16s potentially. I don't know. 16s seem like the best. Whatever he feels. Like if he wants to go to 14s or whatever. I might be a bit like

just because it's our first match. Yeah, that's my thing. I don't know if I want to go to like fucking 12s for that. Because it's... Well, a lot of gyms don't even let you spar with 12s. So that says something.

I think that... 16s also make you put up more of a fight because it's a little more cushion so it makes the fight more visibly cool to look at. I think that a... Sixteens also make you put up more of a fight because it's a little more cushioned. So it makes the fight more visibly cool to look at. I wouldn't last very long with tens because it's like basically just one hit. And then I'd be so stunned that like I'd be out. But sixteens, you know, you got that padding.

So it's more boop, boop, boop, boop. And you and I kind of goofed around and sparred a bit then. And we fooled around a little bit. Your trainer's been working on your endurance, and then I've had my second full-on sparring session yesterday. Yeah, yeah. How was that? I watched the video.

You looked really prepared for the fight. Yeah. Yeah. How was that? I watched the video. You look really prepared for the fight. Yeah. You look really... I sped it up two times. What? I sped the speed up, and I paid the guy. Not the guy who filmed, of course. Because what is he doing?

He's just filming. I just paid the guy that I was going up against. Still look good. Oh, yeah. Even if you cheated. It's choreographed. Oh. I was wondering, because when we fought...

But, like, it looks like if... It looks really good. Okay. Because, hold up, here's the... You want me to cut this out? Here's the actual footage. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, that's... oh okay yeah

so that's yeah that yeah that didn't look as good as what you showed me earlier but I'll cut that out yeah well I wish you hadn't lied to me but no I wasn't lying I just thought like

I thought it would I thought it would impress you it did impress me I was like wow you're fighting really well like a little trailer for myself yeah you were fighting really well on that I thought but then seeing it. It did impress me. I was like, wow, you're fighting really well. I was like a little trailer for myself. Yeah, you were fighting really well in that, I thought. But then seeing it on regular speed just kind of looks pathetic. And knowing that the guy's a paid actor.

Yeah, that also kind of pathetic. And he's wearing body armor and you weren't. I have no idea about Alex at all in terms of like, I remember him back during Vine because I was big into Vine. Yeah, you were. And Alex was on there a lot, and he made funny shit. Was he part of the Hype House? Vlog Squad? I don't know.

I just know him from his solo shit on Vine, and then he did do collabs a good bit with other people. But after Vine ended, I just kind of lost track of him. And then when he was propositioned to be like hey this this would be your opponent i'd be like okay wait a second i recognize that face and then i had a big old flashback to vine that's right crazy yeah i think it'll be uh i don't know i think it's an even match on my end i think it could go either way. I'm not like soup. I've been training.

You've been training really hard. You gotta give respect to the other opponent because they've also been training. Well, I feel like I feel a little mismatched because I've been training and Nathan has been training First of all,

Nathan had been doing boxing for I think over a year before we even got picked up. But never sparred. Yeah, never sparred. Which, that's a big one. He had been doing boxing lessons. So he knew how to throw a punch and stuff. Yeah, and he's very choreographed because he's been a dancer for so long. So his endurance is insane.

But you can't choreograph a fight. That's true, but that means he has good footwork. Unless you're me. Fuck, get that out. Which means he has good footwork. Unless you're me. Fuck, get that out. Which means he has great footwork. And, you know, he's training, like, full time. You know, I have to work on Super Mega Nathan. So, you know, I actually have a job.

A big property. Yeah, so I don't have time to train all day. Oh, hold on, hold on. What's wrong? Getting a phone call? Yeah. Smooches, see ya train all day. Oh, hold on, hold on. What's wrong? Getting a phone call? Yeah. Smooches, see ya. See ya.

Bye, Justin. Ooh, I hung up before you could say goodbye. Come on, man. You didn't even let me say goodbye to the brother. I'm sorry, my man. My crazy little man. I'm not your crazy little man. Yeah, you are.

Well, you know, I'm about to train harder for like the last six weeks. But basically, what I'm the most worried about is something that I can't fix. Is being gassed out? No, no, no. I mean, I'm confident that I'll be able to train my cardio enough to, you know, be able to last the rounds. Yeah. Because I still got a lot of time to be able to just go hard on the cardio but it's my feet uh because my feet like the bone structure is fucked up and i have bunions on both

feet so my first my big toe and my second toe overlap each other and the arch of my foot's all fucked up so i've always walked kind of like like i don't walk normal and in they're just fucked up uh and it's made the stability aspect of the footwork really hard for me because just my feet aren't proper for being stable other than like standing and walking. So like trying to like, you know, go around on my toes and like be like bouncing and stuff and having correct footwork is really hard. And that's what I'm worried about with the fight is that he's going to have solid footwork, which he will. And what i'm worried about with the fight is that he's gonna have solid footwork which he will and then i'm gonna have really sloppy footwork because i can't fucking help it with my feet i should have had the surgery that they offered me when i was a kid

but i didn't want to forego my summer vacation it still kind of blows my mind that at some point you know weird but i guess from my perspective like i'm gonna like be in a ring yeah stadium fighting when i think about i get really nervous excited but like i'm going to like be in a ring, a stadium fighting. When I think about it, I get really nervous, excited, but like, I'm like, Oh God, I think it'll be fun.

I think adrenaline will pump us up and kind of amp us up. Oh yeah. It'll be a lot of fun. But I feel like that could also be bad because adrenaline could pump you up and you can end up gassing yourself out early. Cause you have a lot of energy and you're like, yeah, I'm going to make this, I'm going gonna try to

look good and go for big punches yeah yeah it's uh it's gonna be fun though it's gonna be a lot of fun creator clash idubbbz uh is hosting or he's like spearheading this uh influencer boxing match and ryan and i as if you haven't noticed are both boxing in it not each other but i've been training to use mostly my legs in terms of like kicks so that's where i'm not really good with punches yet so like right so i'm gonna be using a lot of like kicks and stuff to create distance and use power nice in the fight nice so that'll be good yeah i've been working with my trainer uh he taught me this one move that i i love it it's basically i kind of because i have long arms, I reach around and I hit

him in the back of the head really hard. Just like that. Oh yeah. It's awesome. You just kind of like, you position him like you force him to face away from you and just fucking clock in the back of the head. Oh yeah. He's going to get hit in the back of the head a lot. He's not going to like that too much. But, you know, I'm excited for him.

And you'll see us training more and you'll see our progress as the weeks go on. Maybe. Do you want to give away your delicious little... I want to hide it. I want to hide my muscles. I'm going to hide them away from the world. You recorded a diss track.

I did record a diss track. And Nathan Barnett... I mean, Dad responded with... Showed off his responded with a disappointment track where he was calling me a bad person for the things I said in my diss track. And his was pretty good. I'll give him that. But, you know, it was, you know,

I think he's trying to play the holier than thou card. I need the money before we get into it. I needed the money. Yeah, let's get into that because there's a certain somebody in that diss track come on that lent their voice to say things like oh yeah this this matt sucks this is better you're gonna kick his ass i didn't think you would do that i thought you would say no if i was just reading the lines off of a script dude relax you know who else used the excuse I was just following orders? Nazis?

Nazis. Are you comparing me to a Nazi? I am, yes. For what exactly? For going behind my back and lending your voice to my opponent. A disappointment track? Yeah. That's a bit of a stretch or you know you think this podcast

might as well be nuremberg trials right now now look i needed the money you know cash is tight right now i gotta be looking after my own that's how we do it okay well that's how we do it i was i'm still not um happy about it and i do think that it is similar to things nazis would do but uh anyway we're gonna go to ad ad reads now uh we'll be right back after this break angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start.

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That's right. It's not over yet. Nope. I know you wish it was, but nope. There's still plenty more to go, baby. Yeah. Plenty more. You know?

About six hours left. Six hours this time yep okay i don't understand how some people do those podcasts where it's like three four hour joe rogan does long podcasts like that's i i just the podcast king i get tired man i get like worn out talking like unless it's two people it's you know i get worn out about an hour and a half if it's like three or four people i can probably go a little longer yeah because there's you don't have to do as much talking right and you have other people to you have more stuff to bounce off of you know so it's easier to keep it going but when it's just two people it's just bouncing back and forth they can get tiring

after like an hour but uh three hours four hours we got to do a really, really, really long episode. I still need to think in hours. Like, Jesus. I know. We should do a long episode one day. Like a really long one. What's the longest one we ever did? Two and a half hours?

Yeah. Was it one with like, was it with Chris and Ross? Or was it like with Chris and Ding Dong and Julian? I think it was the one with Ross. The one with Ross? Yeah. Was there anyone else?

Yeah, yeah. I think Chris and Julian maybe. Okay. Was Ding Dong not there? Not for that one, no. Okay. But I think that, yeah, that might have been our longest one. No, I feel like we passed.

I feel like we did another one that was even longer. Oh, when Jacksepticeye came on and just screamed really loudly for about three hours. Oh, yeah. We just kind of gave him a platform for some reason there. Yeah. Shouldn't have.

We just let him learn our lesson. Screeched a lot. Yeah. And that's how he got there. But, you know, that was a, you know, it's a pretty good one.

I had a dream. Oh, are you talking about the new documentary about Jacksepticeye where it compares him to Martin Luther King for some reason? Yeah, that was odd. Fine documentary, you know, documenting his rise to fame. The thing where it's like him in a suit, like it's Martin Luther King in a suit and then it crossfades to like,

you know, they match their eyes and nose and mouth and stuff. Yep. It crossfades into Sean. I watched it and I thought that, you know, I was like, where they match their eyes and nose and mouth and stuff. Yep. And it crossfades into Sean. I watched it, and I thought that, you know, I was like, oh, this is a nice tale of a boy. It's filmed really well. Yeah.

Well, Tucker shot it. It's very emotional. Tucker did an amazing job. Then it got to that part. Yeah, halfway through, it starts getting to the parts where it starts comparing him to Martin Luther King. Well, more so was even the comparison of Malcolm X. Yeah, which I thought was... Kind of in poor taste?

Not just in poor taste, but wrong. Yeah. Just like I think their connecting points didn't hit, and I don't feel like they did a good job of solidifying the connection between the two. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I think so. Like, especially with the Martin Luther King thing, trying to compare like... Well, that made more sense. Well, not the part about the Selma riots. No, no, no, no, no. No, but everything else... What, did they compare him to anyone else

besides MLK and Malcolm X? I feel like there was... Forrest Gump, but that was just kind of like an offshoot. That was like a joke, I think. Oh, Nelson Mandela. They did that one. They really just started comparing him to black figures a lot. Yeah.

You know. I was disappointed by the scene where Sean you know, portrayed Malcolm X. I thought that that was a little insensitive the way he chose to go about that. But Tucker did a great job shooting it. Yes. Still looked beautiful.

Yeah. Tucker's the only guy I know. Number one on Apple TV. Yeah. I was about to call it Apple Movies or something. Might as well be. Do I remember the iTunes store back in the day? Dude, the iTunes store back...

Dude, do you remember when the old Macs came with that little remote? Yeah. And you'd click it and it would show you movie trailers? Yep. Yeah, remember that? Oh, yeah. with that little remote. Yeah. And you click it and it would show you movie trailers. Yep. Yeah, remember that? Oh, yeah. You could also press and play,

like stop and play music with it on iTunes. So what I would do is I would, I put the file for the, what the fuck? Remember the WTF boom thing, which is Rocco from Mega64.

Dr. Octagonopus? I would put that loaded up on the iTunes. All I do is press play. I turn the computer volume all the way up. And when I go in the other room, my dad would sit down and start doing work. And when I press play, and I would just hear it explode

down the hall. Like, son! Damn it! Did he shit his pants? Yeah, he shit his pants. Of course he shit his pants. I would do that all the time. I still do that prank to a degree where when people sleep over at my place, you know, I have the sound bar in my living room, which I can connect to from my bedroom and start playing things uh who is sleeping over

at my place uh i think uh justin was sleeping on my couch once and i played something i don't remember what i played though uh was he annoyed it was like 10 hours of farting annoy him i did annoy him yeah oh trevor i scared the fucking shit out of trevor once he was sleeping on my couch and i think i turned the volume on the sound bar all the way up and i actually didn't realize how loud that is it's really really really loud because there's a subwoofer and everything yeah and uh i don't remember what i played but i i think i played like uh some like emo song or something and it just rocked my house and trevor was like, I had just fallen asleep. It scared the shit out of me.

Dude. That rock, that just, that brought back memory. Remember how often our past apartment complex in Glendale, the fire alarm would go off

and we'd have to go outside and like at like in the middle of the night. I forgot about that. Like late at night, there would be people just like tired and just like, holy fuck. Like just sitting on the curb waiting. Yeah. Remember the middle of the night. I forgot about that. Like, late at night, there would be people just, like, tired and just, like, holy fuck. Like, just sitting on the curb waiting.

Yeah, remember the time? Wasn't there a time where it was, like, we had to be out for, like, two hours? Yeah. Like, middle of the night. I was like, you gotta be kidding me. Yeah, it would always go off. And it was never for an actual warning. So no one pulled it.

There was something wrong with the actual system. It was like an electrical fault. Yeah. And it would make the smoke alarm go off all the time for the whole building. Everyone would have to fucking leave their apartments, grab their pets. It would be so loud. So fucking loud. And everyone had to bring their dogs down.

And all the dogs together would start barking at each other and stuff. And just standing out on the streets in the cold. It was, it was, that sucked. I totally forgot about that. Good times, huh? Good times. I'd be laying in bed watching something and, dude, it because there's it's in every room so if you're in your bedroom and it's dark and it's like 3 a.m and the fucking like it's as loud as the ones in like high schools for for

comparison to people that might it's such a jarring way to wake up like i like how whenever someone wakes up at least for me like it's never like when I wake up to like that, it's never like, it's always just like I open my eyes and I'm like, my eyes are really wide and I'm just looking around trying to like make sense of the situation. Yeah, you're like um. Yeah, it never makes me jump. It's just like, you freeze

fully to like process it. Yeah. Fire alarms shouldn't be like, like the beginning of a fire alarm. Why don't they do something like they do with tornado sirens, where it starts like... Because you'll still hear it, but it won't scare you as much. I know, but they want to scare you. That's the point.

But it's like... Those fucking nuclear sirens are horrifying. Those are terrifying. Those? That sounded good, dude. That sounded really good. Isn't that horrifying? Yeah, that was a really good impression. If I ever heard that, I think I would get butterflies.

Do you think we have them around here? I would get the bad butterflies. The bad butterflies. When my stomach sings. Yeah, the bad butterflies where it's like, oh. Yeah. And would get the bad butterflies. The bad butterflies. When my stomach sinks. Yeah, the bad butterflies where it's like, oh. Yeah. And your stomach gets all hot. I remember feeling like that when it happened in The Iron Giant.

Oh. Launch the missile now! For some reason, I always think he says, launch the goddamn missile. No. Like, whenever I think back, I always see him saying, launch the goddamn missile! Where's the giant, Mansley? I think I'm confusing it with the Simpsons movie when Marge says, throw the goddamn bomb at the end. I really think that.

Throw the goddamn bomb. I really think that. I swear to God, he says, launch the goddamn missile. And it's like, whoa, he said it. He just goes, launch the missile now. That's so fucking crazy, bro. the missile now that's so fucking crazy bro dude what always what i always thought was the most badass moment of that movie was when when he shoots like that one like green energy orb like out over the horizon on the ocean and when it's like green like mushroom cloud thing i was like

whoa that i need to re-watch that it's that's a good ass movie it's a great movie I know you love it a really good has a good animated food movie scene where he has the little twinkies and things and he stuffs them

with cream oh yeah oh yeah it looks so fluffy and delicious I wanted that shit and the way he eats he's like

or when they're eating the ice cream and he crumbles the chocolate oh yeah we know what's wrong with the chocolate we still haven't played that meat and fuck Iron Giant chocolate oh yeah we know what's wrong with the chocolate we still haven't played

that meat and fuck Iron Giant game oh true we need to play that for you on the channel or on Patreon probably Patreon

considering our new male video just got demonetized or age restricted again yep why this time well I think

blurred penis well it's Justin puts in the today on Super Mega thing Justin puts like the blurred penis stuff in that oh you think Justin puts, in the Today on Super Mega thing, Justin puts, like, the blurred penis stuff

in that. Oh, you think if it didn't show up there. Yeah, because someone, like, someone at YouTube watches the first, like, five seconds. Like, oh, yep, hit it.

So I think that when there's stuff like that in the Today on Super Mega thing, because there's, like, it was me, like, slapping on it. So it's Justin's fault. It is Justin's fault.

Okay. Because if it wasn't in there, it probably wouldn't have been Now I know who to scream at. Yeah. Not me. Don't scream at me. No, I won't.

I won't. I haven't watched the full male video yet. I need to. It's good. Justin said, but the part where my balls fall out is good. That one's good. I watched the first, like, two minutes, but I was... Your ball is bloody and it just goes to the table.

I was out of town this weekend, so I watched a little in my hotel room. And you didn't go to the zoo? No. Why not? So I was in San Diego and't go to the zoo no why not i had so i was in san diego and i went to the zoo uh yesterday and for some reason my cell phone does not work in san diego nowhere in san diego do i have service my my my you know like you did go so you didn't go to the zoo but you just said you went to the zoo yesterday i went to the zoo okay i didn't go in. Because my phone, I could not load my tickets from my email.

And literally all around San Diego, my hotel, the zoo, restaurants, I have no service. No internet or anything. Turning your phone off, turning it back on. Turning off the cell icon. It must be something. I have no idea why. It was just San Diego. So I go on my email and I walk around the parking lot.

So first of all, I spend about 40 minutes looking for parking. I park. I get to the gates of the zoo. Email will not load. It's like no connection. No connection. I connect to their Wi-Fi. Is it one of those things you could have screenshotted beforehand? Yes. This is a lesson for the future though.

This is not something you did wrong. This is something where you now can take extra precaution for the just in case. You know, it's just like looking forward. I know. It's like why would I, or at the time it's like, oh, why would I not be able to pull up the email with my tickets? I mean, that's what I do with like the movies. Like I save it to the Apple wallet.

Yeah. So basically I'm like, I can't even like search the email. So I walk around the parking lot for like 30 minutes I've had this problem but not to this extent finally it loads the email and I'm like yes and I click the ticket and it has to load the PDF and it won't load the PDF

so it literally after like almost an hour I was like okay I'm just going home there should be something where they can look up your order number they see your name they match it to the ID and then you can show the card number that you paid with it for. There has to be some sort of system. Did you talk to them and ask them, is there anything? I did, yeah.

And I also was like, you guys have Wi-Fi? And he's like, nope. But I saw a public San Diego Zoo Wi-Fi, and I clicked it. It's one of the biggest zoos in the fucking... It's like the biggest zoo in the world, I think. So they did have Wi-Fi, he just didn't feel like helping you out. Yeah, and then it didn't work when I tried it. It just turned like an orange icon.

I was like, no connection. I don't know why. My phone's fine now I'm back in LA. You already spent the money. In San Diego. But, well, the passes are for any day. Oh. So I can go back.

Okay. Like next weekend if I wanted and go to the zoo. Are you? Not next weekend, but maybe in the next month or two. I really wanted to go. It's a good zoo. It's a very fun zoo. Well, I mean, I still have my ticket and it's good for any day, so I was like, you know what? Also, it was kind of late

in the day. It was already like 4. And I was like, I still have to drive back to LA today. Maybe it's just better if I come another day and I come earlier. Wait, Matt. I love San Diego, though. It rained today. Yes, it's pouring. It's still raining right now. And here.

This is on the drive back from training. I didn't send you this picture because I wanted your reaction on the podcast. Oh, okay. I sent it to you. Oh, you sent it to me? I do not disturb on. Whoa. What the fuck yeah

like two whole lanes like would go up to about half of where a car was I don't see any ground at all I only see water on the freeway looks like you're driving

in a lane I know it was nuts how does that happen I don't know I guess like the highway was tilted so all the water collected

over on the side which then filled up two lanes. So that was just like one spot? Emergency lane and then two other lanes. You drove right through it. I drove. Well, I was on a farther lane. How deep was it? It was deep.

Like the deeper portions went up to like half of a car, probably up to like almost where the window is. Dude, you should have swerved your car into it and then climbed out on top and started screaming for help. There's just a cop there just sitting there with their lights on just on their phone, not directing anyone around anything. Just a warning? Wow, there's like waves and shit? Wow. Yeah, I took a video, but it's like right when I was getting out. I'll send that over to you as well.

That's crazy, dude. I've never seen the highway flood in LA. Right at the end of it. Well, I was driving past on the way to the- You can put up that over to you as well. That's crazy, dude. I've never seen the highway flood in LA. Right at the end of it. Well, I was driving past on the way to the- You can put up that image if you want. Yeah, I will. I will. It's up right now for visual watchers on YouTube.

I also noticed the LA rivers flooding real hard today. Because usually it's pretty tame, but today it's kind of like rapids like brown rapids I saw it pushing on the trees that grow in the middle what do those ducks do? they have their whole little families down there and all of a sudden one day it's just like well knowing ducks they probably just waddle away

wow damn that's deep dude wow it sucked because like you know when you go to record something for some know when you go to record something for some reason like when you want to record something quick it's like it goes through multiple what does that say? I just noticed on your screen

you're playing something called Jax Kills Pimp Greens and then dot dot dot it doesn't show the full name it was auto playing off of my phone it's some fucking Sons of Anarchy clips. I just zoomed in because I saw pimp. It caught my eye. It auto played on YouTube. I guess it was just suggested to me.

I've never fucking seen the show. I've never looked up anything about it. I drove your car to go back to my place earlier. Yeah? And I really love driving your car. Really? Every time I get in your car though NPR is playing really, really, really loud. Yeah.

Like, the second I turn it on, it's like... Well, it's because I listen to regular music. And, like, I listen to that pretty loud, like, on my phone. Loud, yeah. And then when I unplug it, it still has it at that volume. Oh. It goes over to NPR. Okay.

NPR is what I listen to if I don't feel like listening to my music. Okay. I legitimately... Because this has happened for, for like two years at least. So I've always honestly in the back of my head just thought that on the way to work, you just listen to NPR that loud. And I was like, that's fine if you want to. I just thought it was funny.

Big duty, because it's very loud. Oh, I know. Like, I turn it on. When I get in there and sometimes I'm like, fuck. Ukrainian forces. It's like, Jesus. So I actually thought that you listened to NPR that loud. No.

No, baby boy. Oh, man. Now that shatters like a. I'm sorry, man. That shatters a thing that I had for a long time. Like a thought of. Like a. The whole classic thing of not changing your volume after.

Or before turning your car off or whatever. Oh, man. Mine doesn't. Do a lot of people do that mine doesn't do that like if i turn it up all the way and turn it off it won't come back with the volume up okay which i like but my old honda civic my my old 2015 honda civic would we should always started at just like 20 maybe 15 a light so you can... It's a good way to scare you. Or just like I was saying with the fire alarm, it should slowly get up to that volume.

Yeah. Also, I noticed the nuclear siren thing. That's basically just a more extended, advanced version of the sound. Yep. You know? Mm-hmm. They should hire us to do that recording

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Yep. Do you think they have nuclear sirens like in L.A.? Do you think they could turn those on if they wanted? Yeah. They have to, right? Are they just everywhere? Every major city, they got to have something like that. What would you realistically do if we got an alert?

I'd look up to see what the fuck was going on. Ultimately, that's just a warning of like you're about to be fucked right right now if if uh we could i i don't think i would chance it on the roads no i think i'd probably just bunker down if it happened right now i think you and i would probably just we'd be like okay is there a room here without windows? No. Let's. No. Yes. The closet in the workroom. True. And the walls are concrete.

Yep. So I think what we should do. We stay in there for 24 hours? We should really quickly. Get wet towels? Yeah. Get wet towels. And then really quickly.

Really quick. We have the jugs of water. But also I think what we should do is just in case fill up a couple buckets of water from the sink because you won't be able to use the sink water after, you know. And then get some wet towels and then run into the kitchen as fast as we can and just grab a bunch of food and stuff. And then just go into that closet and shut the door and wait it out. If we don't get incinerated. Ukraine shit's still going on, people. Yeah, Russia, knock it off you can also there's links you can look up to support yeah and there's i wish i had it in front

of me there's this uh i think you might have put out the link i retweeted or something but it has several different things where you can donate specifically to a given cause. Like food or medicine. Yeah, it's really... Like it delegates it like that. It's very, very sad what's going on. I thought, I didn't know, it's going to go on for a long time, I bet. Here, Ryan.

Actually, I found a website that's a nuclear map. And I set Los Angeles as the city. And you can do different, you know, yeah. Let's see. Let's do the largest, here's a North Korean weapon that was tested in 2017.

Let's use that one as an example. Because they're testing more weapons this week, actually. They started launching off missiles again. Oh, good for them. It would be an airburst. Okay, let's see. So if we detonated the one North Korea launched

in 20... We are out of the blast zone. Okay, good. But we are out of the blast zone okay good but we are we would definitely get hurt and it would spread to us but now if we go over to the bomb

like ooh ooh how about the Tsar bomb that's the largest bomb ever designed by the Soviet Union 100 oh 100 megatons all right you ready for this shit would we be in the crater zone let's see i just detonated oh my god dude would that destroy like the full width of California? Basically, the fireball, just the fireball,

would be all the way from center of downtown to Glendale. Jesus. And then there would be, you would get third degree burns being all over your body, being in anywhere in here, all the way to like Santa, through Santa Clarita. Even inside, just bunked down. Everything incinerates.

And then everything in that, yeah, God damn, dude. And then that one is, it would go over the mountains. Fuck. But, and that bomb was built.

You want to be closer to the blast radius. For sure. Either that or outside of it. You don't want to be on the outer wings. Yeah, I'd rather be outside of the blast radius. You don't want to be on the outer edges of it because then you'll get badly, like, what, your insides get burned and shit?

Yeah, man. Like, if you watch any of the nuclear test videos, like, where they have the little house where, like, the people, they instantly catch on fire. Before the blast hits the nuclear test videos, like, where they have the little house with, like, the people, they instantly catch on fire. Before the blast hits, you just see, like, everything just goes up in flames. Like, the dummies instantly catch on fire, the drapes burn up, and then the blast hits. So, like, it's before the big, like, poof.

Yeah. You know? That's so, dude, it's so scary that we've made those. That's like the big, big fuckery bad invention. So early in human history, too. I know. When you think about how long humans have been around, like relative to everything. The cosmic calendar.

And then how quickly we develop nuclear weapons. Yeah. It's very scary. And also the Tsar bomb. Have you ever seen the video of it? It's the biggest nuke ever detonated

by the Soviet Union. That's what you said earlier. It's the biggest bomb ever detonated. And the video is really scary. It's like, it looks like you're in hell. How big the fucking fireball is.

And that was like the 50s. So what do we have now? 70 something years later. What type of fucking new... Dude. Giant Gundams? Probably. What type of weapons

do you think the United States has? Mechagodzilla? I bet China might have better weapons, you think? No? No, our fucking defense spending is so high that our budget for our military

is insane. Although, who knows how much of that is just milked into the pockets of people and not the actual expenses used on it's like 750 billion or something i don't know with that much money there's no there's no you could just pocket an infinite amount you could still make a lot of progress with the technology i wonder how strong of nuclear weapons like we've made that we're capable of we can't test them strong we can't test them because you're not allowed to geneva convention i think said no more testing but north korea is doing it well i guess we have to wipe them out too i guess we'll have to i wonder if in our lifetime if we're

ever going to see a solution to the korean crisis will we ever see a unified korea or will we will we ever see we're going to watch the death of kim jong-un and vladimir putin and donald trump and joe biden it would take a lot because i don't know a lot of dynasties and a lot of like rulers have been overthrown a lot of people would die there's been a revolutions through history though right yeah i feel like north korea has to have a revolution at some point because they have a lot of people are starving and unhappy and no one's gonna step in it's always that whole like literally it's kind of like will smith at the oscars like will smith was russia then chris rock is ukraine and then everyone else just is like ha ha ha ha ha yeah ha russia gets well i guess you know we we uh everyone's just watching they're all the other

yep that's a great analogy some are taking stances of like that's not good i can't support will smith in this what's still at the end of the day they didn't do anything yeah of like, that's not good. I can't support Will Smith in this. But still, at the end of the day, they didn't do anything. Yeah. That's wild. That's a good one. And when Tyler Perry and Denzel came up to comfort Will after that. And Bradley Cooper, God rest his soul.

He looked so cute in his vest. Bradley Cooper was Belarus. Because Belarus is also declaring war on Ukraine and shooting rockets at them and stuff. Because they're Russia's little bitch. They'll do whatever Russia says. I feel so, like, those poor little men in their cute little suits. Bradley Cooper. Denzel Washington.

Hero. When he had his hands on Will Smith's shoulder, and he was like, Will, it's all right. Tyler Perry going, mm, ciao. And he was like, Will, it's all right. Tyler Perry going, mm, ciao. He did. He actually cheered. Will had tears in his eyes, but he did his Madea voice,

and it cheered up Will so much. Those are tears of laughter. Yes. Because I saw like a photograph. It was like it appears that Will Smith has tears in his eyes while talking to Tyler Perry. And it's actually he was just tears of laughter because of the Madea voice. If Will was crying, it wasn't because of the Medea voice. If Will was crying it wasn't because of what he did

or what Chris Rock said or his wife's reaction. If Will was fucking crying then it was because he all of a sudden went I shouldn't have done that. Fuck. I fucked everything up. He's worrying about himself. Like every other narcissist there. Maybe he's just a big baby.

I think they're all big babies. Yeah. That's what started this. Hollywood's fucked, dude. Yeah, like, I saw a video of Tiffany Hadish, like, saying some stupid shit about it. She's on the camp of, like, she's like, well, I'm saying, would you want your husband to defend you? And it's like, what the fuck are you talking about you idiot like no you shouldn't go up and assault people because you've got your feelings hurt we've been through this we've said it but i don't know people people think it's okay to hit others and it's and it's

not unless you're in a boxing match yeah then it's fucking awesome you know fucking dope fuck the smiths They all suck. You don't like the band the Smiths? I don't know. Willow seems chill. Has Willow done anything stupid? I don't know. I know Jane's done a lot of good charity work.

God rest his soul. Rest in peace, brother. Yeah. I don't know. There's another kid, too, I think. Yeah, but he's not important he stays out of the this is the he wasn't attractive enough

I'm kidding do you think any this is just the roast I've just do you think any celebrities like you know that have kids like and they try to make

their kids famous like there's just one kid that they purposely don't because they know the kid's ugly and they're like we don't need to sign you up for acting classes

just not a good actor then why was Jaden in so many movies? Pursuit of happiness? Pursuit of penis, more like, Will. I've lost all respect. Fuck Will Smith, dude. And, I don't know.

Fuck Will Smith? Yeah, he sucks. I'm sorry, did you say fuck Will Smith? Yes. Tell me the name of the episode. Fuck Will Smith. Ryan, are you publicly challenging Will Smith to a duel?

yeah to a boxing match he's a YouTuber I challenge him to a duel no he's fit I challenge him to a duel like an old style like pistol duel oh like the pistols

that don't even shoot straight yeah the pit where it's like Will and I have to where the fucking barrel's gonna blow off we turn back to back and we each take ten paces.

Yep. And then we draw. Then there's a big clock tower and the moment it goes dong at noon. I love that that's how people settled things with those duels because it's like one of us is gonna get killed but let's still follow these rules. It's like... It's an honorable, you know, no one has the upper hand. Unless someone cheats.

I wish that's how they still settled things. It's like, dude, did you hear these two celebrities are going to have a duel? And they go, fucking turn, and bam. What do you think? What do you think about Will after this? Will? What's your honest opinion of Will Smith? No, I think he sucks.

Okay. I think, yeah, fuck him. That was, like, super uncool and uncalled for even if the joke was in poor taste yeah and also setting the precedent that you wouldn't defend your woman no I'm a pussy

you know honestly like setting the well they're not even married anymore are they? they are keep my wife oh but she's having relationships with other men she did i don't know if she still is she might still be she was fucking who was it who was who was clapping jade's cheeks baby no i think that it's also uh bad to set the precedent of being able to do that with no consequences because like if if he if he's able to do that with no

consequences then get a standing ovation then it's you know, that kind of sets a precedent that if you don't like a joke, then you're allowed to act out. People getting their feelings hurt by comedy. It's comedy, sweetheart. Who was the, like, dude that, like, made a song about having sex with her? Oh, that was me. No, you remember, though? about having sex with her. Oh, that was me. No, you remember, though? I had sex with her.

Do you not remember, Matt? No. I remember that interview where she's talking about, you know, her stuff, and Will's, like, sitting there with, like, tears in his eyes. August Alsina has released a new song titled Entanglements because of the interview said their relationship's an entanglement

48 said her marriage to actor Will Smith was over as she spilled all on her entanglement with love rival August which prompted him to express his point of view through a song he was given permission to have an affair with the actress by her Hollywood actor star hubby

but jada set the record straight in her red table talk during her publicist or publicized chat with will jada clarified her husband didn't have to give the new love rival permission because they were almost indefinitely broken we're over almost indefinite so that i love how like she's changing it up she's like i didn't he he didn't need to give him permission to fuck me i could have fucked anyone i wanted i gave you permission baby i i gave him permission uh what the hell is this nbc i said marriage life. You remember that one? Yep. Yep.

NBC News had, this is the title of their article, Will Smith appeared to hit Chris Rock at the Oscars. Appeared? Appeared? I don't think he appeared to hit him. Maybe this is a Jimmy Kimmel stunt. Have either of them addressed it? No.

Do you think Chris Rock will say anything? Uh, if only. Did you see Judd Apatow's tweet? No. Do you think Chris Rock will say anything? Uh, if only. Did you see Judd Apatow's tweet? No. Everyone was clowning on Judd Apatow because he was really upset about it. But the first line of his tweet was, he could have killed him. I was like, dude, he could have killed him? He could have killed him.

If he hit him right in the temple, dude. Chris Rock almost fucking died last night. He almost got slapped to death. I'm sure it's possible to slap someone to death i'm on twitter what's trending ethan klein pete davidson uh what's going on with pete uh you mean skeet oh come on yo yay the goat no cap bro if will smith can hit chris rock just imagine what kanye west is planning for pete davidson and uh just imagine what Kanye West is planning for Pete Davidson. And just imagine what I'm planning for your mom, Ryan. All right, well, that wraps it up for this week's...

Uh-oh. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Ryan McGee just smacked the shit out of me. Get my mom's name out your fucking mouth. Wow, dude. Yes.'s name out your fucking mouth. Wow, dude. Yes.

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