supermegashow - EP 291 - Matt Watson VS Nathan Barnatt

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

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I feel like the soreness of the cartilage. Oh, yeah. Right here. That's where my brand new cartilage is. I don't feel like it's broken. I heard a crunch one time, and I thought it broke. I heard when the guy punched me directly in the face. I have to check all the time if things are broken.

My coach goes, if you can talk, your jaw's not broken but I'm like it hurts really bad if I hurt it it hurts more yeah wait since your nose isn't even a bone if you you're not technically breaking a bone you're just breaking the cartilage something like that but what are you doing when you're like resetting it I see people oh I've never I've never done that I see people do that where it's in movies and stuff but like you can't i watched a movie the other day actually like moving around apparently there's no nose bone it's just like a hole yeah you have cartilage it's cartilage it's like really hard cartilage yeah well this is supposed to move this is all brand new for me they're actually starting right here all the way to that like this right here used

to be really like floppy and nothing but now it's like there's something there because they put new cartilage in and then they put new cartilage right here inside so that's what you're talking about when you're like don't break my nose yeah yeah uh because this has all been reconstructed so oh god honestly after the fight i i'm kind of already accepting i feel like'm going to have to get another rhinoplasty or a septoplasty now is this going to make you go easy on him well has the podcast started already no we haven't introduced it

oh okay I'm waiting to introduce it we can lead in with casual conversation and introduce it we could already have started it this is the alternative episode indie art I'm scared dad will dad's going to go ham on you I'm scared dad listening to yeah dad

dad's gonna go ham on you I just hope dad doesn't I just want him to go easy on the nose because now now hearing that do you think when you tell dad that Matt wants dad to go easy on the nose is dad

gonna go easy that I wouldn't know it's a dad is a robot and I don't know what they're pumping in him and programming they're giving him he doesn't have all his emotions either I mean it

would have been easier if you're fighting me but now you're fighting yeah well i i thought i was fighting you and i thought so too and i'm really i again i again i would like i extend my sincerest apologies for that diss track because if i had done more you know if i had known that i that i was fighting dad and not you i would have uh never made that diss track and i just everything i said in that just to it was just a joke. So you don't even, just don't even ever watch it again.

Yeah. Never stop watching it. Just watch still up. Yeah. Still making money. Okay. But I, I forgot that can get into my account right now.

I got locked, but yeah, but I hope that might be because the YouTube server that runs the dad channel might've logged in and there might be taking over your channel. They do that a lot. I don't know. I just can't get in and it's still, it's still monetized, but that's, I've, I tried to demonetize it.

Oh, you can't get in to turn off the monetization. Yeah. Yeah. I can't even get in and take it down. I would have taken it down by now. Trust me. But yeah, dad's got to go easy on the nose because you know, it's, this is reconstructed. Well, so what I've learned, this is a bit, it might be hard to follow this,

but to understand dad, the robot man from the YouTube server, the one that I'm fighting, the one you're fighting is a clone. Technically they grew him based off of my image. And also he has all of my knowledge and information. And this other guy, Andan,

who's from another planet, they pumped this robot with all the information that I've ever learned. So he has all of my knowledge and information and this other guy, Andan, who's from another planet, they pumped this robot with all the information that I've ever learned. So he has all of my training in him. So whatever I've learned, he learned, but he was off learning his own things too. And he's like, there's a video coming out.

I, cause I can, I can log in and see all this. There's a video coming out of his training on Monday. I don't know when this is going to go up. It'll probably be out by the time you guys put this episode out. And he's like, you'll see how he's been training.

I don't know what he's doing, but I hear them down there. I'm in the facility now too. I'm technically trapped in'll see how he's been training. I don't know what he's doing, but I hear them down there. I'm in the facility now, too. I'm technically trapped in a VCR. This is wild. I don't expect anyone to understand this. If you watch the dad show, it'll maybe make sense. But that being said, his life is insane.

It's unlike anything we've ever seen. The situation I put myself in is so convoluted. But if you watch my channel dad knocked me out i'm not fighting for anyone who's listening matt is fighting dad bot anyway dad bot uh if he's using what i've learned might have gone easy on your face because something i've been doing in my training is i genuinely feel bad about punching the person it's hard to make myself sometimes i do aim for the forehead because i feel like it's all open with the headgear in the front i and my coach goes stop punching at the forehead because you have to hit the nose and i'm like well we're sparring and i'm not going all out

i don't want to just break this guy's nose during a sparring like i'm just trying to learn and honestly i like more like getting hit to learn how to block and stuff so when i do punch i feel better punching in the forehead for some reason and reason so I wonder if he has those instincts maybe he won't aim for your nose honestly I'm hoping so because you know if my nose gets broken during this match it's probably going to cost me 5-6 grand

and it might not even look good anymore I might Owen Wilson myself but I have a similar thing when I'm training like when I'm sparring I'll have a really good punch that I can land but for some reason i just stop short because it's like i feel bad like i'll be like a punch a little bit yeah it's like i do the same thing like i could have landed it but i stopped so i almost feel bad exactly i do the same thing and i it's like i'm too scared to punch my my my coach and like every time i land a good shot

and like sparring or something i'll immediately like step away and be like, are you good? Yeah. Yeah. I say sorry all the time. I go, sorry. Sorry. Cause I can tell I went hard on some of them and I say, sorry, I'm like in there and they're not saying anything.

Cause I'm like, I'm like, I'm just, it's probably all cause we're not boxers and we're like comedians and gamers or whatever, but like we have, we're just a bunch of professional goofsters and we don't want to hurt anyone. It's weird. It's not in my nature to punch someone. No, it feels yeah because i mean this is all new to me i mean i've punched ryan a few times you've punched me a few times of course so what friends do you guys ever get in a fight when you're younger like a real fight or anything i've never been in an actual fight i have either one really what we're straight up punching each other in the face that was oh

shit i think i was 13 or 14 we We were skateboarding in Medway, Massachusetts on the bike rack. We were grinding the bike rack. My friend Tom was just standing on it and no one could go and grind it. He was just Tom Bodge. He wouldn't get off the bike rack. We were like, Tom, get off.

I was so annoyed. I just wanted to punch him. I walked over to him and I just punched him. It was the weirdest thing. I've never done that before I just like he did get on your nerves he's kind of like an annoying guy he later went on he deserved it yeah he got a few car accidents I think I bet I shouldn't

be talking about this guy's life but he's a mess he's been through a divorce you know lost a child he's sterile now, actually. Yeah, so he can't have another child after losing one. And it's all from my fist. I ruined his life.

Sent him on a horrible path. You did. It was all from that. But we got in a scrappy fight where I punched him, he punched me, and then I didn't like getting punched anymore. I just kept jump kicking him. I kept like jumping in the air and kicking him so he couldn't get at me. And I kept kicking him in the stomach so he would like stay away from me.

And then he got me at one point and like headlock at me and I kept kicking him in the stomach so he would like stay away from me and then he got me at one point and like headlocked me and we like rolled off the curb rolling all around the pavement just like punching each other and it lasted maybe like a minute and a half and we got up off in the fight and instantly it was this weird thing where I felt so bad

and he felt bad I could tell where I was like hey man sorry and he's like yeah I'm sorry too and he's like oh you punched me pretty good i was like oh you got me really good too and we're like best friends it was the weirdest craziest emotional roller coaster in two minutes i punched my cousin in the face once when i was like 12 and immediately i was like i'm sorry i'm sorry and well he started chasing me yeah because he didn't want to get hurt as i was running from him i was like i'm sorry i'm sorry and when i ran i remember i hopped in my mom's lap and I started crying.

Oh, God. How old were you? You punched someone in the face and then ran to your mom so you couldn't face the repercussions. Yes. There's so many stories about you as a kid. You were such a little shit. I wasn't a little shit. You were a little shit. He pantsed his sister at some big event.

Okay. I didn't pants her. How old were both of you lifted up her skirt i'm sorry that's any better no i can't believe i did that no my sister was presenting at a science fair in front of like a whole oh my god and i thought it would be funny as a little kid like how old were you i was like four or five okay okay and then when i punched my cousin and started crying i was like 10 or 11 i think okay uh Okay. That's still pretty little, but he could, he,

he could easily kick my ass back then. So I, it's cause he was throwing a, remember those little, those like poppers, like the, like they don't even hurt you. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But just the little like ones that come in, like the gunpowder cap gun thing. He wouldn't stop throwing those at me. And, and I was really scared of them.

I was scared. They were actually going to hurt. And I was like, stop, stop. And I just did like, it was like an instinct. I didn't know what to do. And, and I just turned around and I, I just, bah, right in the to hurt. I was like, stop, stop. And I just did like, it was like an instinct. I didn't know what to do.

And I just turned around and I just, bah, right in the nose. And he was like, fucker. And I never heard him swear before. So it was really scary. And his nose bled like this, you know, and I ran and I ran up. It was at my cousin's house. Tell dad to get ready. Yeah, tell dad to get ready.

I'm sure dad bot is listening to this because he listens to everything on YouTube. They control the website. So they're probably hearing this. Transcribe it all in his brain. Because what he's learning right now is when you punch someone, you run away. And what was the other thing we learned from this? Well, this was 15, 16 years ago. You cry.

This was early 2000s. You're just a long boy now, though. You're just a boy that got long. Exactly. I was short then. And my cousin, we were just like with Tom. We were the rest of the night. We were cool with each other.

We hung out the rest of the night and it was all chill. It's like a bonding thing. It's a caveman mentality about you can be intense and then best friends i think that closeness of the battle or whatever brings you close yeah no i'm just always checking i'm just checking the audio to make sure everyone's being oh yeah i just when i saw i stare off sometimes i saw and i was like keeping it going so that you wouldn't have like a gap to try to edit or something oh don't worry we cut it all up yeah but but yeah fuck tom and welcome to episode 291 of super mega cast yeah if you if you haven't gotten the gist already this is this is our guest

nathan barnett hi hi wait you might know him what i've always said barnett but it's spelled with an a is it barnett it's barnett oh barnett i've always said nathan barnett you can say like that's that's fine like most people say fine you don't have to accent the A as hard sometimes I overdo it I think and it makes it too much of a thing it's just Barnett it's a softer A because it is an A but the normal name is

usually an E but it's because when like whoever came over on the boat from Lithuania or whatever it was I think it was it's not this but it was similar to this it was like bear natausius was the name it was something it was lithuanian and or swedish or something i think it was lithuanian and uh the person who registered the you know my great grandfather or whatever great great great grandfather or whoever they just said barnat that's it they just cut it down and made it to a new version which is not the normal barnet

so yeah there you go att they just be like yeah you're you know this has been your family name for like centuries but i can't say it so let's just go ahead and just shorten it and make it a lot of it is to avoid like racism or persecution like a lot of like the change like what i feel like i feel like the irish mcgee yeah they americanize it and then just go m-a-g-E-E Yeah They Americanize it And then just go M-A-G-E-E Yeah It's like Mickey And now it's like Muggy

Well it'd be capital M Lowercase c Capital G Like let's just Muggy I guess my family was like No we're We're um We're American

Maggie We're American When we had that Irish guy Narrate our Jacksepticeye No not It was Jordan Peterson When that Irish guy narrated our

Area 51 video he was like, Ryan Maggie. Yep. Yeah, I was, Watson is from, well I don't know what directly it's from because there's like several ones it could have been from I've seen the list. Is that like a British thing? It's Scottish. Oh, okay. No, no, no, no. UK at least. It's Scottish or

British. Because I obviously think of Watson from Sherlock Holmes I'm like 99% British. Because I obviously think of Watson from Sherlock Holmes. I'm like 99% British. Because that's all I know about that word. And like my 23andMe, I checked. I was like, I can't wait to see what I am. And I thought I would like, like, obviously I knew I was going to be like 99% European, but I thought that there would be like at least some more like diversity in there.

Like a little bit of like Slavic, maybe a little bit of German. No, dude. It's like I'm like 95 just british wow and like the smallest bit of like irish a little bit of scottish like almost no german no french no slavic at all uh like a little little bit ethiopian oh wow and a little bit um uh ashkenazi jewish just a little bit oh Oh, wow. But the Ethiopian was... How far back does that go, you think? Thousands of years, maybe. I don't know.

I mean, we've only been around for around, like, 6,000 years. Yeah. That's when the Earth was created. Yep. But, yeah, basically,

it came from either Mikwadison. That's a good one. Mikwadison. Mikwadison. That's my favorite one to think it came from. There's a couple different ones Oh, Wattison. Mick Wattison. That's my favorite one to think it came from. There's a couple of different ones though.

Yeah. I mean, son of Walter. That's like what Watson means. I watched it. I watched, I like Irish names. I mean,

it's really obsessed with them. The, there's a girl I dated, her name was Siobhan. I never, that was the first name I ever, I didn't know how to pronounce. It was,

it's spelled Siobhan. And I was like, what the heck is this name? But that's like one of the more famous Irish names is Siobhan. But then there's a segment on Stephen Colbert with what's her name? Saoirse. Saoirse. I was just about to bring that up. It's spelled so weird. The Irish girl. She did this whole segment where she's like, they're like, she would pronounce cause like the audience and he didn't know how to say these words. It was like Xerox was like the spelling of some of them and uh she would say the real spelling and it's like one of my favorite things is just looking at like irish names because they're so crazy and they have

more consonants they look like russian names almost and yeah the language and it's like ian yeah ian is like c's and x's and stuff yeah just throw an extra oh ian ocean was one of the names it looks nothing like ocean i think i don't know i can't remember it's wild polish they just throw a bunch of c's and x's and z's and it's like a polish name yeah voski and all that stuff i think i'm lithuanian and uh i'm a little bit african uh it's guinea i can see it yeah i it's uh i don. I don't know what to say. Because if I say anything, it won't sound good.

But Guinea? Is it Guinea? Did you call him a Guinea? No, I didn't call him a Guinea. No, I didn't. Isn't Guinea... Is Guinea in Africa? I'm saying the wrong place. I'm saying the wrong place. My mom would kill me if she tells me this all the time. Where's all Guinea in Africa? No, Guinea's in New Zealand. I'm saying the wrong place. There's New Guinea. Okay, I'm saying the wrong place. My mom would kill me.

She tells me this all the time. Where's old Guinea? What's that? Ghana? No, I don't know. Well, here's the thing. I should find out right now because my fifth grade, and it's my dad's fourth grade grandfather, was a famous fiddler from Africa who was buried in Cornwall, England.

He married a British lady. He's from Africa. He was a slave or something. And then he got famous as this fiddler. He was one of the first famous musicians. And he's my great-great-great-great-grandfather. Wow. And he is why I'm part African.

I can't remember his name. There's only a drawing of him because it was something like 17-something or whatever. Is that where you got that beautiful head of hair from? Well, no. Uh, well,

I was going to say, someone's got a little, someone's got a little brand new, uh, little brand new little hair, you know, cause last time I saw you didn't have a, didn't have quite the, quite the,

no, no, there's a little bit, there's a little more dust up there now. Uh, transplant seems like it's going well. Huh? How is that?

How is the transplant? Does it like hurt or? Um, oh, well, uh like it's going well huh how is that how is the transplant does it like hurt or um oh well uh it's no it doesn't it doesn't hurt because you're like numbed up but um i only did it because it's like for the characters and stuff oh okay i i was cool being bald like that's like my thing that was like uh like no i'm known for it so like yeah i put a post on instagram i just don't want to talk about it too often oh it's like i mean i don't try to focus on it because i didn't want to have like, I'm not trying to ever have like a big full head of hair. Cause I can't because I'm fully bald and it's not enough to pull from.

Yeah. But I did do it. Yeah. But it was because of the characters. Cause I can make it messy. I can do like a comb over now and it's easier than gluing hair in my head. So, um,

I don't, I didn't know you're going to bring that up. Sorry. Oh, that's good. I mean, I don't normally care. We can cut it out. Whatever. I'm sorry. I don't, I just, if you want me to cut up. Sorry. Oh, that's good. I mean, I don't normally care. We can cut it out.

Whatever. It's all right. I don't, I just. If you want me to cut it, seriously. No, it's okay. Well, I know. Cause I, I talked to Matt. You might want, I talked to him earlier.

I said, just don't bring it up because it's like awkward and it's a little weird. Yeah. I know we clown on each other. We'll cut it out. You're not boxing. You don't have to be mean to me anymore. You're boxing dad, not me. Dad bot. Well well you guys have the same head of hair so yeah well it's true he is cloned basically after me but uh now uh now i have this great yeah well sorry

we can talk about all the the drugs you're doing too your mom actually commented on that did your mom see the things you guys put on YouTube? Yeah, she does. But she doesn't listen to the podcast. Don't bring up the drug stuff. She doesn't know. Well, maybe dad will mention something in another diss track. No, please don't. She commented on the last one.

I know. I know that. Yeah. And he didn't mention anything about that. So, but. Well, you said my drug addicted chest. Yeah. But like that could mean anything

like yeah but she you know she gets she worries about me so i don't want to like worry her all right all right the crack the crack i was just trying to be i'm just i'm just separate from yeah that's fine sorry sorry we can just cut all this out yeah i didn't mean to make it awkward no no i'm sorry i didn't mean to bring up the hair it's just a little annoyed that you said that no i so i was trying to i was i didn't want to be i'm hair transplant. I was just a little annoyed that you said that. No, I... So I was trying to... I didn't want to be... I'm not trying to be mean, but I just wanted to... I'm just trying to figure out... Two wrongs don't make a right, you know?

I know, I know. I'm trying to figure out where to... Just cut back in here. I'm back. We're talking about nationalities and stuff before. We were talking about national... Okay. Yeah.

Where are you... Ryan, where is your ancestry? From what I know, I am Palestinian Irish Dutch Indonesian you gotta fucking and that's all I know I haven't taken a test that's just all from 23 me yeah yeah yeah I was I'm supposed to do the 23 me to my whole family's done

except for me and my mom was like oh you will might be a bunch different than your brother it's like I might have more African in me than he my brother Josh does which is kind of wild. I thought it would be sort of even. I thought that too. I thought that my sister and I would have the same percentages, but we don't. You get more of whatever.

My grandparents on my dad's side are just both whiteys. Both straight up whiteys. My dad's a whitey. Where are you from? What state? South Carolina. We're both from South Carolina. Did you guys know each other before? No, we didn't know each other in South Carolina. That's crazy. Where are you from? What state? South Carolina. South Carolina. We're both from South Carolina. Oh, you're both. Did you guys know each other before?

No, we didn't know each other in South Carolina. That's crazy. We met each other here. You met out here? Uh-huh. Really? Yeah, no. That's wild.

We've known each other our whole lives. We only met in 2015. Really? Yeah. Yeah, you do seem like you were best high school best friends kind of thing. I know. I know. We've only we only met in 2015.

Like, wow. Was that on the Markiplier stuff? On editing? Yep. We did. Mark. Well, Mark's not the real. That's it's the reason i came out here and then ended up with ryan but we met because our friend daniel was really better friends with you yeah and i didn't talk to you at all because you would send me annoying shit on facebook and i didn't know him. He'd send me porn ads with my grandmother in them and stuff.

Oh my god. And I'm like, I don't know you. It'd be like a porn ad where it's like my grandmother sucked me off and I'd just grab a picture of Ryan with his grandma from his Facebook and I'd send it to him because I thought he'd be like, oh, he'll think this is funny. He'll want to talk to me.

And I'm not like, if Daniel said that to me, I'd laugh. But it was just because I thought I'd be like, oh, he'll think this is funny. It's like, it's like to me. And I'm not like, if Daniel said that to me, I'd laugh. But it was just because like, I didn't know you. I'm like, what is this? Because I knew Daniel. I thought that like, if I knew if I sent it to Daniel, he'd laugh. So I'm like, oh, I bet Ryan's the same. So I.

You're right. Matt's a little. He's a naughty boy. I'm a bit of a naughty boy. Yeah. A bit of a goofball sometimes. But yeah, we met through our friend Daniel because I was making YouTube videos in my freshman year of college

and they were making YouTube videos on their channel, Cyndago. On Cypress. Like, yeah, you were kids with problems. They were Cyndago and then we were like,

let's make a video together. So then I flew out to LA in May 2015 and then that's when we made Blonde Boys. We filmed our most legendary video. Legend. Wait for it.

Wait for it. Dairy. I was like, well, how long ago? What channel was it on? Syndigo. Syndigo was the channel. Yeah. Okay.

I wasn't sure because I never find a channel of yours. I've just you on YouTube. You not have a solo channel. I used to post stuff like I back in 2014. I think it was 2014 and the beginning of 2015 i would post movie reviews are you forgetting about the 200 subscribers thank you and the 200 subscribers i made a machinima do you know what that is yeah yeah i almost signed a long time ago huh i would love to see that video again dude that i think would take me back. I think I made it public just because people were always like...

That's so funny. That's like that Mr. Beast video where he says, I want to have 100 subscribers and then be really popular. And now he's the number one. What? No, I've never seen that. It's one of his first videos on his channel. He's like 15 talking about how he wants to have 1,000 subscribers.

It's seven years ago. And he hopes to do this for his job. That's awesome. It's wild. Yes, dude. This. Is that a gameplay or is that from Red vs. Blue? This is because you can go in theater mode. Oh, you can.

I just made this. This is awesome, dude. This is bringing back so many memories. Y'all are so amazing. So it's not even you in it. It's just like the game and then you say thanks? I go into the game as the avatar and do what I need to do. Then I go into theater mode and get the shots that I want. Was that Babus font?

I think so. Like Babus New maybe? You, me, and Daniel always used that font. It was so clean. It was when we watched the documentary and gushed over the Helvetica font a lot. Helvetica? I was just going to say. It's still clean say it's still clean second favorite second favorite font i found a better one when i you don't want to give it away i'll give it away oh uh the dad channel uses it because they ripped me off and took every this is a long story people aren't gonna understand it but yes i did the dad character on my nathan channel in 2017 and then it was a rip it got ripped off by this woman cheryl who created the robot long story but they use the same font and it's uh something source maybe it's just source pro something source pro something so if you search source is it on google fonts i have that font

probably i use it in a premiere that's where i discovered it was in premiere it's very it's a great thing there's a there's a light one, but it's really thin. And then there's like normal thick. There's like 15 of them in the family. Yeah, there's a bunch of them. That is so clean to me. It's off of Google Fonts. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a good one. Google Fonts has really clean fonts. I like simple. Me too. I love Wes Anderson. I got into Helvetica because of like Wes Anderson movies because I'm pretty sure he uses Helvetica. It was Jackass for me. Oh, Jackass uses Helvetica. Yeah, the Jackass logo. Helvetica is like the Wes Anderson movies because I'm pretty sure he uses Helvetica it was Jackass for me

oh Jackass uses Helvetica yeah the Jackass logo Helvetica is like the great you don't need another font Helvetica and Comic Sans are the only two fonts that need to be done

absolutely the pirates oh here's a cool story the guy who created Comic Sans is from my town of Milford Massachusetts really

which is the title of a short film on my channel I watched that the other night thank you very much. Milford, I and that guy are the two most famous people from Milford. What? Milford, Massachusetts. Damn, okay.

I think he died last year or this year, I think. So now you are the most famous person from Milford. Milford, Massachusetts. Was he not included in the Oscars, like in memoriam? It's a shame. Probably because he died. It's also because it's the most hated font in the world but it's so it's love but hated than comics really i always thought

comic sans was like the one my least favorite font ever is that one font it's it was like built into windows forgot what it's called but it's like things no letters are all things too yeah it's like a real goofy one, but the letters have like... I know what you're talking about. I don't know the name of it, though. It's the ugliest font I've ever seen, and it was on every computer back in the day. Does it have balls at the end of each one? Almost like a joint?

Like an elbow type, but it's rounded? It had spikes at the end. Let me see if I can find it, because it's disgusting. Dude, skia? Mom, I want babes for for Christmas but we already have babes at home

impact fuck it dude I love fonts I is that what it's called fonts are awesome yeah I tried to make

I was like a couple years ago I was like I'm gonna make like the ultimate like font like collection for myself that I'm gonna have

on a hard drive that I put on all my computers and I had like one day where I downloaded like I like handpicked like a thousand five

hundred fonts. And I was like, this is awesome. And then I don't know what happened to it. I just lost it. Oh, gosh, your font drive is gone. So now it's like every computer I work on, because I work on three or four different computers between like my house and our super megaplex and stuff. They all have different fonts on them.

And it's just like, I wish that like fonts could just, I wish they were universal. I wish every computer had every font. Let me find this one. I'm pretty sure it's called. When I'm on my phone, if I'm making like a thumbnail or something on my phone and I can't get that source one,

I always use Helvetica. And I don't think anyone ever notices the difference. So it's always the safety one. Is the other font like just a little shorter? It's just like, i think it's rounder in the joints and like the curves and stuff i don't really know the difference it's like a simpler more futuristic sort of helvetica it's cleaner it's like modern sci-fi that's how i think of it future is the font uh future is a good one too the supreme logo is futura oh really future is good i like that one classic garamond maybe that's the wes anderson one no i think it's helvetica i'm trying to find

a i love big titles over like wide shots yeah yeah yeah i love uh i love the airplane title in the movie airplane oh yeah yeah real big it's like the old like blocky letters i love a good sans serif font without the without the feet they're called feet right like the yeah i guess so oh and it doesn't have like the l you mean the bottom of the l is that what you're saying uh yeah like like you know like uh oh when it kicks up when it doesn't have the little or yeah when it doesn't have like the little feet so you know it's like some fonts like the s will have like you know like the the little bars at the end of each letter. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, because that's what makes it look old timey. Sans Serif is without, right? I like without. I like without a lot. I like without too. Otherwise, it looks like typewriter or like cowboy font or something. Yeah, Sans.

Yeah, Sans Serif. Sans Serif? Sans? Yeah, I guess we would say sans because comic sans. See, I like comic sans more than papyrus. Oh, I hate papyrus. I can't picture papyrus. It's the avatar logo.

It's the fucking worst. Papyrus is, I see it in so many goddamn businesses in South Carolina that like, it'll be like a Greek restaurant or something. Like a hookah lounge? Yeah, it'll be like. Oh yeah, that's hideous. Right? Yeah, it's always like a, it's always a Greek restaurant or something. Like a hookah lounge? Yeah, it'll be like. Oh, yeah, that's hideous. Right? Yeah, it's always a menu font.

Yes, at a Greek restaurant. A basic restaurant. Or an Indian restaurant. 1982 it was created. Really? Papyrus is a widely available typeface designed by Chris Costello, a graphic designer, illustrator, and web designer created in 1982. It was hand-drawn over a period of six months by means of calligraphy, pen, and texture paper.

Six months? Category is fantasy. I can see that. It's like elf font. Like, as a kid, that's the font you'd be like, oh, shit. I'm going to make this look interesting on a PowerPoint. I'm going to make this look eroded. Especially in the 90s or something.

It's like cutting edge. I was on the cusp end of floppy disks so in elementary school yep i was using floppy disks and then i feel like around middle school time i started using more like usb cd yeah yeah what year did you graduate 2012 and i was oh my god i'd like high school not that's insane to me my biggest year I always say the best year of my life was 2012. Really? I'll tell you why. And now it's all been downhill from here.

Although this boxing thing is really changing things for me and turning things around. Because I'm literally milking and sucking all your followers. Hey, man. It's pretty great. Milk and suck away. Suck away, brother. I will suck all of your followers if they come over. I mean, I will just.

You'll suck all your followers? I will take them over to me. I found the font I was talking about. What is that? Joker Man. Yes. Joker? Joker Man. Joker Man. Do you remember this font? I do. It's the worst font. That looks like Dr. Seuss font almost, right? I can't tell from here. I have bad eyesight.

Oh yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, that's horrible. Can't stand it. When there's shapes and stuff in a font, that's kind of 90s, I'm guessing, right? Yeah. It looks like. That's like old school Windows font. Yeah, yeah.

But I remember floppy disks. Well, I remember like my dad was an architect and he would do all of his stuff on like a really old Mac. We'd have to turn in projects on that shit. Yes. I remember having to turn like shit in on floppy disks. My whole, i graduated in 1999 my whole yeah i am so much like in college you were still using flop i didn't even go to college

i went for one year i went okay i'll tell you at least i went for two years buddy at least i went for one so hey well ow sorry dude i didn't go to i went to i went to umass boston for one semester i was a theater major i got in a play i was the lead of the play it was called cinderella waltz which was a spoof on cinderella cinderella i played the village idiot actually okay zed was his name i did and i i didn't think i was gonna get it i was gonna i was so timid and i was so shy kind of at the audition or whatever. Otherwise, you'd be like a stagehand or you'd be whatever if you didn't get a part. So I auditioned.

I got the lead. And it was I was a village idiot that Cinderella falls in love with. And I get smarter throughout the play until I become very well-spoken. And I teach her this lesson. And it was like a really cool part because I changed so much throughout. I had to play like a caveman. And then I became like the ravaging hunk. Would you say ravaging? Yeah, ravaging.

Ravaging hunk, I guess. Anyways, it was a cool. And then I dropped out because the next semester I didn't want to do any of their stuff. I didn't want to like do other parts like carrying sandbags around or whatever. So I dropped out. Once you play the hunk, it's like. I was like, my career is set now. There's nowhere to go but down, you know.

Exactly. So I was also auditioning in Boston for commercials. This was 2001 or something, 2000, 2001. I was auditioning for commercials and I was booking tons of commercials in Boston. And I was like, why am I in school for acting when I'm being paid to act now? And I was making videos and putting them on DVDs. We had a DVD called Life on Fruit Street. My mom and dad lived on Fruit Street in Milford massachusetts and we made sketches and stuff so i was doing

all that stuff and i was like why am i in college i'm just gonna drop out of this this is like spending money for nothing and then a year after i moved to california which then leads me to 2012 10 years later where it was the best year of my life when you guys were graduating i was on the cover of la weekly i had my own shoe, a Nathan Barnett shoe. I was a Skittles spokesperson. I remember the Skittles commercial. I met the love of my life. It was literally, I bought a new car.

I bought an Audi. Only new car I ever owned. Was that from the Skittles money? It was. It was from the Skittles money. I wanted to have a nice car. I never had a good car. Do you still get Skittles for life?

I could, but I don't really bother hitting them up anymore because the people who I was working with are already kind of gone. Wait, they give you free Skittles? They sent me a pallet one time. A pallet of boxes filled raw cardboard boxes just filled with Skittles. Not even the packets with the bags. Just a cardboard box?

Loose Skittles. Imagine carrying that in the bottom drop down. Walking into a bank with it in the bottom drop down. I gave... Walking into a bank with it in the bottom just caves. It was crazy. I had this pallet sitting in my driveway. We put it in there. I had an arcade at the time. My garage was turning into 15 arcade cabinets.

I had a party in Santa Monica at my apartment. Eric Andre was there. The Workaholics guys were there. I'm pals with Martin Starr. He was there. And at the time, I didn't think much of it because I was like, oh, these are people I know. And the Workaholics just got their show. So it was like kind of a thing. And Eric Andre wasn't Eric Andre all the way just yet.

But then these people came from Whole Foods that my friend worked at. And they were like flipping out about all these people. And I was like, oh, that's when I realized like, oh, this is my life's pretty cool right now. And we're all young. I was jumping off the roof of my apartment onto this bouncy house. This is all 2012 when you guys are graduating. I was living the height of my life. Dude.

After that, all came crashing down. I don't hang out with Eric anymore. Audi is gone. I'm driving a dented minivan. Don't have a girlfriend. Don't have Skittles deals. No Skittles. No Skittles. that's the worst part so

yeah those skittles boxes i got i'd give them out to people for presents because like i don't do these so i give them people and then they would take them i heard one guy said he wrapped it and gave it to as a wedding gift and he handed it to him and it ripped out of their fingers like the guy didn't know it was gonna be so heavy and it fell to the ground it didn't bust open oh thank god that's a good white elephant. Like, keep passing on. Like, it's just a fucking mat. You're taking handfuls of Skittles for like months out of these boxes.

I like Skittles, but that would just fucking kill me. I had a Skittles vending machine. They sent me a custom. Only Kim Kardashian, the Jonas Brothers, and myself got these things. Was it in a video? It was in a video. Yeah, I saw that. Because I remember. I'm only bringing this up because when you said earlier, I'm not trying to brag or anything.

It was obviously cool, but like nothing else is cool happened to me ever. My life has been crappy afterwards. But because you guys graduated that year when I was like feeling like my success of my life. And now it's all now you're on the super mega cast. No, but no joke. This is like everything I've been doing with you is interacting with you guys on Twitter and stuff. Like when I was saying, like, I'm taking all your followers, my followers and my subscribers have been going up so much because of the whole boxing match against like Matt and

just being involved with you guys. Like you are literally changing my life because I've been on this website since 2005 and everyone forgot about me. I'm the old man. I'm the oldest one in the boxing event. Well, dad bought is here's the thing. They might've forgotten about you, but they're not going to forget about these ad reads coming up. I was about to say something. I was going to interrupt you with these ad reads. Yeah, that's good.

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which didn't really come around like, I feel like, almost like 2012, 2013. Yeah, yeah. That's when you start figuring out your thing. It was more like slapstick before that, I think. Well, I mean, you would know better

because you're a comedian that was more sentient during the time. I liked physical and slapstick stuff. That's like always gets a good laugh because like it's easier. But I do love like Andy Kaufman and like Borat and Sacha Baron Cohen Nathan Fielder

one of my favorite comedians Nathan Fielder and Eric Andre are two of my biggest inspirations for comedy just because Nathan Fielder the way he he's awkward he never cracks in the way he creates these awkward situations he is sort of autistic I've interacted with him a bunch

he we had the same agent for a long time oh really every time i called he wouldn't the agent was like what nathan and i was like who's this other nathan i googled him and i was like he was nobody he had like some youtube videos but then he got his show and he went blew up i watched the uh the pilot when it aired um and i was like i love this it's like changed this. I've seen every episode of that show so many times. It's hilarious. It's amazing. I don't know if it's done now. It probably is because

he was saying, I don't know what else to do. He's like, I think we did it enough. I know he's working on that new HBO series with the Safdie brothers. Oh, that's cool. He became friends with big people. People love him. Which is great for him. And then probably for me, the biggest inspiration for my editing style and Ryan's oh that's cool oh yeah he became friends with like big people people love him yeah he got which is great for him and then probably for me like the biggest inspiration for like my editing style and

ryan's and stuff is like not the eric andre show but uh check it out with steve brule so good like that yeah i mean i think is next level funnier than tim and eric yeah i think it's just top tier for me he is such a good actor, and it's a lot of it is him, and I know they're directing behind the scenes and kind of saying stuff, but it's mostly him. I love Tim and Eric. Doug Pound, I'm pals with him, he is the reason Tim and Eric

is what it is, in my opinion. He's the editor. He's the one that started the whole awkward, weird editing, and the zooms, and the tight shots, and the DJ Doug Pound is yeah he's the reason in my opinion why Tim and Eric is visually what it is Steve Brule just Steve Brule I think I think Steve Brule Eric Andre show and Tim and Eric for me I was because of like how uh stylized it is and how it just John C. Reilly is incredible as that character. He's so funny.

I love that kind of, one of my like we were talking about Skittles earlier, that's like one of my favorite characters is Trey LaWouse. That was before Steve Brule even started doing his thing and I always got the comparison because visually we looked similar with like the wildness of us and then the talking, I love broken, busted sentences

like saying the wrong word but you understand what they mean and the guy's like struggling to get through it and you're like this guy's just a crazy personality I love that kind of comedy of a lunatic like when Steve Ruhle is trying to run a show yeah this is Jimby Brungan everyone's someone Brungan

and Broats instead of Boats it's always an R some Broats I've cried laughing at like a handful of things and Steve Ruhle was It's always an R. He throws an R in everywhere. Some broads. Broads. I've cried laughing at like a handful of things, and Steve Brule was number one. Oh, my God. I have to pause it because I'm laughing so hard. I do, too.

When I was in high school, I showed all my friends that show. When he goes to Ron Don Volante's playpen, home of the $5 lap dance. I've been wanting to do, because I want to take my characters out of what I do have done with them and put them in a setting like the trail character, the Skittles guy. I them and put them in a setting like, like the trail character, the Skittles guy, I want to put him in a setting sort of like,

what's it, uh, like Steve Brule, because I feel like I could thrive more and like make comedy, like, like stands up more like that. Otherwise it's just me standing in front of an alley with a tripod. And it's like so limited.

I just want to like have an interview, I guessed. And if I'm in character, I did it once with my peg leg character, Ray Amsley. And the people thought I really had a wooden peg leg and it was so fun. And like, it was the most thrilling acting I think I'd ever done because they had no idea I was in character. And they were like asking me about the peg leg, but trying to be like nice about it.

And I was just like going crazy and yelling things. I got people off Craigslist and that Steve Brule and that whole like pranking someone, but not telling them. It's like my favorite. That's why I love Nathan for you and Steve Brule and stuff. like pranking someone but not telling them is like my favorite thing that's why I love Nathan for you and Steve Brule and stuff it's like Nathan for you is genius

yeah it's so good honestly yeah it's like pranking people I guess it is a form of like pranking but the prank it's a prank

but it's more on you're making yourself look stupid that's what I always like to do when I do my live public stuff I try to look like

a crazy person in the streets and see how other people interact with me and avoid me. That's the comedy. I don't want to like annoy people too much or like make them look dumb in their face. Yeah. And I'm not like making them look stupid. It's like, oh, that's making them look sane for running away from me.

Right. But that's what you want to see is the reaction. You're creating like an atmosphere of just like awkwardness. And that's what's funny. I mean, like Borat and Bruno do that, too. But they that pushes more so. that's, what's funny. I mean like Borat and Bruno do that too, but they, they, that pushes more so than pushes where he's invasive.

He pushes, he pushes where, uh, he is making fun of the people. Cause he gets them to say these. Yeah. Well, they're, I mean,

they kind of are making fun of themselves cause they're the ones saying, he pushes them just the right way to say, just like, he gets them to say the worst shit. I, my friend, Paul, I was talking to you guys earlier before we're recording.

My friend, Paul, who is from Massachusetts week, talking to you guys earlier before recording my friend Paul, who is from Massachusetts. We, he came out here a couple of years after me. It was me, my brother, Seth and Paul, like work together on like all our stuff,

like all our big shows and the pilots and stuff we do are with a lot of the big commercials or Paul will direct them and like write stuff with me, my brother and I, Paul worked recently worked with Sasha Baron Cohen on an adult swim commercial. And he said, it's like, you can't say anything that he's just, the guy's just doing things. And he's, it's like, you can't say anything that he's just, I was just doing things.

And he's like giving signals and stuff to like the producer to get things to happen to like get, it's like, he's like, it's like you could study the guy all day, break down every moment of like what he's doing, where he's turning the right way to get the person to turn, to get the person,

the background to see something. Cause it's gonna be awkward or funnier when he's about to say the thing he's about to say and he's just like manipulating the whole situation to get what he needs because he knows what he needs he's really uh like crazy kind of anal about his yeah oh yeah yeah and it was like an adult swim course that no one's gonna see it airs for a week and he was like so all over it and like he called my friend paul he goes um mr director because he didn't remember his name. Mr. Director.

Paul's like, Oh, at least he acknowledged me as the director. Even though I said, Mr. That was, you know, or sir director would have been nice too.

Yeah. It would have been nice. I love the video of him as Borat breaking character. Cause he's upset about like the people making noise. He's like, just stops. And he's like, can we,

can, can they be quiet, please? That, what is that? When did that happen? It's just a video, like from set where like, uh, I've seen a clip from Borat too, where he's like walking's like, just stops. And he's like, can we, can, can they be quiet, please? What is that? When did that happen? It's just a video like from set where like a clip from Borat 2 where he's like walking with like the town behind him. And there's like some people off to the side because they film it.

And I think they film it. So it was like a film, one of the moments where it was like more of a scripted thing. Yeah, it was, it was a scripted one. And people being quiet and he like stops and like goes back and like his British accent. He's like, why are they talking? Can they be quiet? You always forget he's British. He's so like regal sounding

when you hear him speak and then he like looks like a lunatic and he's doing the most vile things when he's in character. They filmed it in Kazakhstan.

I mean they filmed those parts in Kazakhstan. Did they actually go to Kazakhstan? I thought they went somewhere else and made it look like Kazakhstan.

Might have been Turkey. Which Turkey Nathan is known for its hair transplant. Have you thought about have you ever thought about going to Turkey for a hair transplant? It is. It's cheaper. I didn't know that.

What? I'm sorry. Oh, God. I did actually hear that. If you do want to talk about it. No, no. If you're thinking about it or something. I'm sorry.

Are you thinking about it, Matt? Is that why you brought it up? No. Are you losing your hair at all? No, no, no. I was just, it just made the connection because I keep looking at your hair transplant. It looks good. It looks great.

I mean, I think it looks natural. Yeah. It is what I looked like at 10 years ago. It's the same hairline that I had when my hair was going I said to the guy I said I don't expect to have a full head of hair if we're talking about you're making me talk about this all the time I didn't want to have a full head of hair because I can't because I don't

have enough to pull from and I thought well if I'm going to have it for the characters and mess it up for stuff give me the Bruce Willis from 90s just give me a receded hairline and that's what he did but apparently yes you can go to Turkey and get a hair transplant if you want to keep bringing it up i didn't for some reason i legitimately forgot it's hard all right i'll make a joke it's kind of hard not to bring it up i'll say that well it's also kind of hard not to bring up like the legitimate crack cocaine that was on

the coffee when i first walked into this place what the heck is that call it crack we don't we don't need to say the cocaine i mean i don't do drugs i thought it was just called crack cocaine is that my mom is real it's very is no it's prop crack cocaine there's no i don't know man there's ashes it was burnt something was smoked it's like it looks like you were using it on the coffee table is this your this is your place right yeah i mean it's obvious i think i think something's going on here i think that like the hair transplant thing is like something everyone can see but like the the drug yeah but i don't talk about it like i posted on instagram a long time ago and i let it get buried scenes that's not something like everyone knows you do but if you're gonna bring it up bring it up like

ironically you don't have to like legitimately mention the stuff in the office i mean i'm back to the corner i'm just defending myself i. At the end of the day, this is our podcast. I didn't mention the transplant. So I don't know why that brings him into it. My mom, I don't want to worry my mom. And he doesn't want to worry his mom. I'm not mad at you. I'm just like, I don't see the mess.

I don't see why it's necessary. Straight up just making fun of me and backing me into a corner. No, it was a joke. I can see right out the door right now that my eyes looked and I saw it. What do you want me to say? No, sorry. Next time you come over, I'll a joke. I can see it right out the door right now. My eyes looked and I saw it. What do you want me to say? No, sorry. Next time you come over,

I'll make sure I put all the crack away in the cupboard. I mean, maybe it's not crack. I don't know. I don't have to smoke weed, but it doesn't look like what I've seen from marijuana. It is crack. You got that right. Why do you have that?

You can't be doing that. Don't put this in. I'm not. Yeah, of course. Why would you? For real, though, you don't do that, do you? Where do we leave off?

I don't know. Sasha Baron Cohen. I feel like shaky now. I actually feel awkward right now. Are you scared of those? Not at all. I do feel weird, man. I feel like I need to take a break or something because I feel like

when you're almost getting a fight and I have that and I don't want to because at all. I do feel weird, man. I just can't keep talking. I feel like I need to take a break or something because I feel like, almost like, you know that feeling you get when you're like almost getting a fight? Yeah. And I have that and I don't want to because like I'm sorry. It's weird. I didn't mean to make it awkward. I know, I know. Let's move on. I'm trying to like relax. Let's all take a deep breath. It's actually awkward. Let's take a deep breath. We have water if you need it.

Do we want to take another break? No, I'm alright. It's not enough time for that. I just can't, like my brain can't get back to, like, goofing around right now, because you're kind of being an a-hole, man. We can just talk about, you can just, if we don't want to joke around, we'll probably, like, build back into that, but if you just wanted to go over, like,

what you've been doing personally about training. Uh, yeah, alright, sorry, dude. I'm sorry. It's okay. Take a deep breath. Three, two, one. Speaking of Sasha Baron Cohen. He's in shape.

Yeah. You're in shape, too. He is. He's like muscular. I followed his wife because I had a crush on her after Hot Rod. Followed her home? I wish. Y'all have a similar build, huh? He's really tall.

He's like Matt's height, maybe. I think he might be 6'4". Yeah, but in terms of muscle mass? He's muscular. I saw that because of her post. Whatever her name is, the actress. Isla Fisher? I'm in love type. Maybe I think it might be six. Yeah. In terms of muscle mass, he's, he's, he's muscular. I saw, I saw that because of her post, whatever her name is, the actress,

uh, Fisher. I'm in love with her. I don't remember her name. She's beautiful. I love Fisher. I love Fisher. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, but yeah, he's ripped and I guess I'm not ripped, but I'm in shape because I've been swimming. I swimming is a key. My coach told me about swimming. I've been wanting to,

I wish I joined a gym. I don't know where I go to. There's rec centers, I guess like YMCA. There, there is a pool somewhere a gym. I don't know where I'd go to. There's rec centers, I guess, like YMCA. There is a pool somewhere around here. I don't know if I trust LA Public. Actually, you know what? There is one. There's an outdoor pool.

Do you guys talk about the town you're in? Not. We don't talk about where we personally live, but people know this is Burbank. Yes. Okay. Because in Burbank, there is a bunch of outdoor pools I swim in, but they're usually in summer. So maybe there's an indoor one but yeah our neighbors have pools

maybe we can just kind of climb the fence go for a little dip one of the neighbors guy across the street literally backed out of his driveway in his very expensive car at like 20 miles an hour right in front of me and expected me to stop I guess that is what they do I was the flow of traffic and his wife like

really stared at me like, what are you doing? Why are you stopping? They act like you're the one in the wrong. They'll drive right past stop signs and like, look at you. This. Okay.

I've had this problem in areas of LA a lot. Burbank. Yes. Drivers. I'm getting Glendale. It's Glendale as well. And you turn right. So there's two lanes to turn right.

I'm in the far left one. So I'll be in the left lane. Cause I know I have to turn left. Yep. Cause I plan ahead. Yep. Yep. The two lanes to turn right. I'm in the far left one. So I'll be in the left lane because I don't have to turn left. Yeah. Because I plan ahead. Yeah. Yeah. The other driver to my right is in a truck. He's supposed to cut across you in the middle of the turn.

He starts to come across. Would that blink or anything? Or do you use a blinker? Do you just know? I just started coming across. And so I honk at him. Hey, I'm right here. Yeah.

Yeah. He looks over into me and I see he looks over in his mirror. He's like, he's like 67 whatever yeah he like looks over his mirror and just flips me off in the mirror and just drives off i'm like how in your head do you just think that you're the good one or do you think people are sometimes comfortable i think it's every driver around it's like a self-entitled like i don't care you're mad and i'm flipping you off to let you know don't tell me I'm doing something wrong because I can do whatever I want yeah like you can't you shouldn't like

it sounds like a cliche and I don't like ever saying bad things about LA because I absolutely love LA and I always talk about the good things because everyone's always talking about the bad things of LA it's like very hip to like trash the pollution and the drivers and like you know lame Hollywood famous ego people but driving is actually really bad.

It's hell here. If he did that to the wrong person, Glendale is the worst, has the highest insurance for cars because it's the worst drivers in the country. When I lived in Glendale, that was the first time I got a car. Uh, and that's the first time I had to get car insurance. And that was in Glendale. And I was like, why is this so expensive? And that's when I found out because Glendale has the worst drivers in the entire country. The insurance rates are the highest and Burbank's not far behind. Yeah. And well, everyone,

the majority of people are going to have very nice cars. Yes. And they drive fast. And I'll tell you a little story. When I got that Audi that time in 2012, it was very easy to drive fast because the car just moved

and I didn't realize how fast I was going. So I think maybe that is part of it. It's like some people just don't know when you're in a BMW, it's so, so smooth and so strong and powerful. It's like just goes and you forget how fast I was going. So I think maybe that is part of it is like some people just don't know when you're in a BMW, it's so, so smooth and so strong and powerful. It's like, just goes and you forget how fast you're going. I then switched from that car. I had like, I got rid of that car. I was like, this is stupid. It's too much money for me to spend on a car. I got like basic cars after that and like whatever Toyotas and stuff. And then I had this 1972

BMW, but it was like a tin can. It was very old. Only had four speeds. It didn't go over like 40 miles an hour. I learned, I went from the extremes of like how bad i can drive with a nice car and i think it's because all these people have nice cars and they're so entitled also when you have money money you think you're cool and you yeah you just don't care about other people i didn't like being that way so i got rid of the nice cars i didn't want to become that kind of person so i got the slowest car possible and it put me in a reality check but yeah glendale super expensive we got hit in glendale once this guy rear-ended us like he was fucked up like fucked up and he was on like painkillers or something made a call and some other dude just came out of nowhere some guys like showed up to the scene he just like

called some dudes they showed up and then we just kind of left because there was no damage i've seen i could go i could talk all night about the crazy accidents i've seen in la and the weirdness that happens during them and after them people straight up running away oh hitting yeah all the time here i experienced that in 2006 when i first moved here my friend jared got hit twice he parked his car in a neighborhood street but then he walked to the gym in west la twice his car he walked came back up from the gym his car just crushed like the doors just crushed no no no nothing people just hit the cars all the time i saw this one girl i was coming from the upright citizens brigade at night coming back to glendale and it was like that that road where you're driving i can't list it but you're getting up coming up to the you're going towards like

universal it's like that side road that goes along the highway on the highway la river yeah and there's like universal lots on the other you're like leaving like that scientology center area that famous one near you know the upright citizens brigade in franklin yeah we we did ucb well around there you're getting on the highway i was getting there's a person girl came off she came driving straight off the highway didn't stop and slammed into an apartment building up onto the sidewalk and people head on they both got out it was she looked like a she looked like a model like a cliche like blonde long hair skinny like very attractive and the guy was like a hot la guy and they were in uh one of the big range rover suvs and they both just started walking away i was driving my little bmw and i was

right behind them i started walking away they started both of them started walking on the street i was like oh they're like on a daze or they're confused or whatever i was like stay right I was driving my little BMW and I was right behind them. I started walking away. They started, both of them started walking on the street. And I was like, Oh, they're like on a daze or they're confused or whatever. I was like, stay right here. Everything's okay.

Uh, someone in the apartment or I called 911. I can't remember. And the guy started running. He ran, he was scrambling up the hill, like vines and stuff to get escape the situation. And as before he left,

he goes, I can't be here. I can't get caught for this. They were both on drugs and she started wandering around. didn't get far. Police came, saw her. Then they found the guy. And that was, that was recently happened again with my friend and I got hit and the guys tried, they didn't have licenses and they weren't illegal in the country. And they started driving away with like two broken front wheels and the car was going, it was like, wasn't driving after they hit us and then

they started like twisting it saying like oh you're gonna get sued for being in the road and we're like we're just driving through a green light and they side swiped us or whatever anyways there's been so many situations in los angeles of like insane accidents gotta be careful and everyone tries to run away from it yeah yeah no the craziest one i ever saw was i was in an uber on my way to burbank from glendale and And I see this, this like white sports car fucking, it was like a Porsche or something goes like past. It had to be going like 110 miles per hour. And then not even five minutes later,

like my Uber pulls up and stops in the highway. And I'm one of the first cars back behind this wreck that had just happened. And it's that car and it's completely ripped in half. And there's another car that's just totaled that I guess he hit and knocked them off the road. And the guy that was driving the white car that hit the other person gets out and he's he's like screaming. And he's like going to try. He runs to try to attack the people from the people he hit yeah uh and then

people live in their own no I know I get just pissed off listening to like people yeah yeah but I the craziest part though there was this black escalade that pulled up really fast these guys in black suits jump out they grab the guy trying to fight the people they get him in the car and they just

take off. What? And I was like, you saw this? Yeah. I asked Ross. Ross was there. I was like, dude, I wonder if it was like his bodyguard type people. And he's like a famous rich person or something. And they were like getting him out of the situation.

You can't be assaulted. You can't assault someone like. And also, we got to get you out of this wreck because he. Yeah, I guarantee he was driving under the influence. I wonder if they're like part of his party and he was driving behind him or something. Did you ever hear the crazy story about it was a couple years ago in Glendale. The guy lived in Glendale.

His family was really worried about his driving and he thought he was going to kill himself. They sacrificed a goat. I got in the news. This is where it gets twisted. That's not the twisted part. They sacrificed a goat in Gl not the part they sacrifice a goat in Glendale

to help him as a like there's a thing they thought to do and that from their like culture or religion or whatever

to help this guy because they thought he was going to kill himself he was trying it was on the five if you're coming from Burbank into Glendale or going to like

Atwater area yep you know where the golf course is on the right there's an exit right there before Atwater there's a sign You know where the golf course is on the right? There's an exit right there before Atwater. There's a sign up above. I saw this.

The guy crashed, went out as when showed, and went up and splat on that exit sign up in green, like 30 feet up. He hit it, and he was laying up on the little ledge up on the thing. And I heard about this. People were talking about it. And I drove by like the next day and I saw the stain from the dude on the sign

and the goat, I think the worst thing is poor goat died for nothing because that a-hole just got killed and poor goat died for nothing. I saw that. I saw pictures from that. It was insane. Basically, it was on Reddit or something once

where it was just like this guy crashed his car and literally aimed it up on the exit sign. Yeah. It was unbelievable. You have to not be wearing a seatbelt. No, definitely not. just like like this guy crashed his car and literally aimed it up on the exit sign yeah uh it was unbelievable i mean you have to not be wearing a seat belt no definitely not or he's just going so ridiculously fast it just like ripped he ripped right through everything that's insane i well i actually i know that exit i take that exit all the time i didn't know that that was the exit it's that now every time i pass that sign i think they changed it i remember they one time they like removed a part and reprinted it or whatever and cleaned the sign.

I always wonder, because if you drive on the highway and you pay attention to it, usually you don't think about it. But if you pay attention, you'll see big red stains on the highway sometimes, like splatters. And I'm like, I wonder if that's from someone, like from a car crash. You just reminded me of the most traumatic experience I've ever had. I can't believe I forgot to tell you. I have to tell you the story. It's another car accident. This is a pretty morbid episode you're doing here. I'll say

it quick. This was 2012. I was driving. I lived in Santa Monica. My girlfriend lived in Silver Lake and I was driving late at night to go see her because there's crazy traffic to like 10 PM. Yep. I was driving on the 405 almost at Culver. And, or actually it was about cover city and there's no cars on the road. Cause it's like 11 o'clock. And then I see a car in the middle of the street, a person like walking around. Then I seen another, I see smoke and I see another car.

I mean, coming up with all these cars, like slowly, I started slowing down at genuinely thought I was in a scene for movie. And this is like, you're so used to like, I was working in a lot of commercials and doing my TV stuff at the time. And it just like,

everything's fake in LA, you know, everything's's a set it's my brain went there i was like oh what's happening right now because there's no one around didn't seem real i pulled over and i even got in the lane because i was running over to all the cars cars were smashed people were all over the highway there was a guy with his head against the steering wheel going like like making noises and there's this one girl screaming she's like like, yeah, I'm good. I was like, it was pandemonium. There was a guy walking down off the highway, down the bushes into like the,

like the slants into like off the highway. I didn't know what was happening. Then the fire department showed up. They, it was like the weirdest thing. It was so creepy. It was so sound. The fire department showed up.

They got out of the police, the truck. And I was like, there's a guy over there. His head's like, I think he's alive, but he's like making noise. to him i was like trying to like that's just screaming and saying stuff to these firefighters they didn't look at me they didn't

speak they didn't say anything they just some like quietly i was like they're these like robots no one's reacting no one's saying anything they walked over they looked at the guy walked over in a car looked at the other guy they were assessing the whole situation so calmly and coolly it felt to me a little too slow but I guess this is how they're trained to do it. And then one guy, one fireman was like, you can leave. Just don't, don't, don't stick around here. We just get out of here. Cause we have to like do stuff here. And I was like, I was like, I almost didn't go into shock because I should have, but I didn't think it was real. It was felt so surreal. And I remember I told Siobhan, the girl I was dating about it, like I couldn't stop talking about it all night.

I was like, I can't believe I just saw. It was unbelievable. There was like dead people and stuff all over the street. Sorry, I'm talking about this. This is so morbid, but like you brought it up. I was like, I gotta tell this one. This is the big one. It was wild.

So yeah, sorry. This is the worst episode you've ever had. No, it's a great episode. It's a great episode. Who would want to listen to that? I'm just now thinking like, why did I tell that story? No, I enjoyed listening to it. I guess it's something I experienced.

I kind of just wanted to say, because it's like, I still can't believe I saw it. It was wild. Layton told some pretty fucked up stories. Oh, really? One of our employees for Facebook and what he had to see there. Wait, what? What happened there? Film type shit.

Because people, you know, his job job was to basically go through people's private messages and flag things for terrorist activity and he would see everything. Late in who I met? Yeah. Holy crap. He actually just got a settlement from Facebook for it because all the people that had that job, there was a big class action lawsuit.

They just gave everyone a settlement. Why? Because it was post-traumatic and stuff like that? Because people got like really fucked up. I wouldn't be surprised. That's insane. I saw like everything. What else is insane is these ad reads. Hey, Ontario, got any plans?

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No, that's kind of like a repertoire. They shit on us, but because we gaslight them so much, they gaslight us. Every top comment in a video will be like, I don't know if those ones are the gaslighting type, though. They might be truly rooting for your death in the ring. Yeah, yeah. Well, we'll have to see, won't we? We will. Find out.

It's funny because that merchandise with the tombstone, I thought that'd be a really funny idea. I was like, oh, maybe a couple of my audience members would buy some of the tombstone merch with your name on it. Did it sell well? I think,

I haven't checked the numbers, but like I get a notification in Discord every time someone buys that merch from that site and it's going off quite a bit. People are getting

the underwear. I saw it on an apron last night. Someone got an apron with Matt Watson's headstone. Someone's going to be out there cooking dinner with just my tombstone.

So funny. I was thinking, this is kind of like smart because it's advertising your name. It gets you out there. I mean, I'm making all the money off it. But then I had to put my name on it somewhere. So I wrote paid for by Nathan Barnett. So they remember. I laughed my ass off when I got mine and I looked at it and I saw that.

I thought it was hilarious. I was like, okay, that's a way for me to get my name in there and also be like bragging that I like, this was my idea to like put you on it. I laughed my ass off when I saw that it would be like just an app for you and I wouldn't be benefiting from it so I was like see Nathan's selling all these shirts and my tombstone on it if I end up actually dying some point I felt bad or something

really awkward I think everyone's gonna have that shirt and be like oh yikes yeah well maybe they'll be worth more if I die sometime soon you you guys can still wear those shirts i give you permission it's totally cool it's not disrespectful i'll give them out half price there you go what would you do if like just like one day like a couple weeks from now before the fight you know you and i uh we're talking about just like you

know fun stuff you know nice repertoire and you just get like a just like, you know, fun stuff, you know, nice repertoire. And you just get like a, just like a knock on your door and it's a guy and you're being served and I'm suing you for, Oh, what would I do? Using my likelihood, your likelihood? Well,

there's actually another Matt Watson who's pretty well known out there. We don't know what, what Matt I'm talking about on the show. There's several Matt Watson. There are, there's a car. Wow. There's a bunch of them.

There's isn't there a politician or something? I don't know about a politician, but I know about... Oh, maybe it's the CarWow guy. It's the Car guy. He has a YouTube channel, like a car channel. Because someone asked me, they go, oh, the Car guy? Or they said something that they thought I was fighting. There's a journalist.

And I was like, who? There's several journalists. One of them was very upset with me. There's a YouTuber who found out about the whole, like, pedophilia shit on YouTube. Yes, fuck that guy. Wait, what? Fuck that guy. whole pedophilia shit on YouTube. Fuck that guy. What pedophilia stuff? There was like, they found out to be,

in terms of like, in kids content, content made for kids, there was like codes and signifiers from these groups. Oh, that whole thing with YouTube when they started cracking down. I remember that yeah yeah okay so there's a guy named matt watson involved in all that he's the one oh my god the

one that oh and didn't you have to say i'm not that yeah i i went on the uh official podcast the uh criticals one and then and that was like right the week it was happening and i think they brought me on that week because of that and i just had to i had to like just go on and be like that's not me i'm not that matt watson and the worst part about it was um because it because it had to do with pedophilia basically you know i'd been working on super did you have a song called i love my dad at that point uh yeah where yes i did he i I specifically state I'm 18 in that song, though. I specifically state I've been fucking my dad since I was 18. Okay, good, good, good. For legal reasons.

But basically, what happens is, because I see with pedophilia, this guy just dominates my search engine results. So it's Matt Watson pedophile. Matt Watson pedophilia. Oh, my God. Matt Watson exposed. So when you don't search my name, it wouldn't be like Matt Watson SuperMega, Matt Watson pedophile. Matt Watson pedophilia. Oh my God. Like Matt Watson exposed. It's like, so when you don't search my name, it wouldn't be like Matt Watson, Super Mega, Matt Watson YouTube.

Like it used to be like Matt Watson age. It's like Matt Watson pedophilia. And I'm like, oh my fucking God, dude. You should change your name to just like Matt Mega for your, like your strange name. And it's called hashtag wake up YouTube. And it all started from a guy known as Matt Watson. That's our old buddy. Matt Watson is've been uh doing some live stream stuff with him and i know i'm this this i'm not trying to make any drama yeah i mean but i'm not friends with this guy i don't say that i know but i do notice that you do push back and i oh yeah and i like

that very respectable because there's times where he tries to talk himself out of like, I just sent him a picture of a witch and it's like, come on, dude. You 100% know what you're doing. You're not in middle school. I always felt like, it was so it had to be said. It's like the elephant in the room. That's the epitome of the elephant in the room.

You called him out beautifully. It wasn't even really calling out. It was just telling him like, you knew what you were doing. No, I didn't. It was so stupid to listen to someone say all i did was send a picture to ab with a picture of a witch because he's clearly indicating his wife looks like a witch and it was just so obvious i couldn't just go say nothing i was like oh well you knew what you were doing by doing that obviously and i And I thought he would go, yeah, yeah, or whatever. He was like, but he kept denying it. I was like, dude, like an elementary school student.

I know in the cooking. Exactly. He's denying it. Literally no one believes him. Isn't he like 50 something? Like he's got to be a little more like denying it than that. Just like it's like, OK, so if you're so you're just that stupid. He's a grown man.

He should be able to take things. He also he said in that conversation this is what we're talking about here is for the audience at home is the boxing this promotion for the boxing event uh that the organization called happy punch that keemstar is now part of it was another dude who like ran this thing uh who was like a boxing youtube fan and i used to go on his calls and now happy punch has that guy. He's like the host and he is working with Keemstar and it's like a whole official thing now. But the guy who does the main host is a really cool dude who just loves like

boxing and influencer boxing. So I've been doing it going on those. And now that Keemstar is doing it, Keemstar and I had a lot of beef up until a day ago. Really? Cause he came into one of my live streams. He was in my game of among us. It was me,

Nexpo, Justin Wang, night docs, that girl, uh, creep show art was in my game of Among Us. It was me, Nexpo, Justin Wang, Night Docks. That girl, Creepshow Art was in there. She got canceled or something. There's a bunch of people playing Among Us in the very beginning of the pandemic. And I was in character as dad. And I said, I listened back to it too. It could sound like I was nagging him because I was trying to get his attention.

Everyone's talking. I kept going, Keemstar, Keemstar. I was just trying to break the ice to say something to him at first and I was in character to be like oh I'm in a character I'll let you know by doing this by going I was like keemstar why are you up so late because he was in New York and it was late for me in LA so trying to be like you should be in bed very innocent silly dad thing to say like oh don't play too late and he just instantly twisted it in like's like, who is this guy going Keemstar, Keemstar? And then next one was like, it's dad.

The guy's server you're in, the Discord in the game you're playing on right now. And he goes, who is this? And I don't say the R word, like for mentally challenged people or the C-U-N-T word, but he called, he said, who is this R? What a C-U-N-T.

He's just going off. Because I said, hi, Keemstar. Why are you up so late? I was like, I don't think it's at all deserving for what he said. So I kicked him out of the game. He's a bit of a troll. And he got mad. And then recently I had Tipster.

There's a guy named Tipster on YouTube who talks about stuff. And he's been a fan of my Keith character for a while. And I chat with him in his chats because he is into games and stuff. So I go in his chat sometimes and talk to him and Keemstar was on the call with him recently I didn't know this I didn't know who was on this call I just chat I was going to bed and I said hey Tipster how's it going good to have a good stream getting up for boxing in the morning and then uh Tipster goes oh yeah dad's in that in the iDubbbz boxing event And Keemstar goes, Oh dad, F that guy.

He's a loser, but like, so it's going on. And I was like, what the heck? He's still, I didn't think he would even remember. He was still mad about it.

So I sent tips or I shouldn't have done this, but I just, I don't know. I don't want having negativity between anybody. Like I'm not trying to do that. And I feel that I said to tips. I was like, Hey,

can you tell him like, I didn't try to ever offend him. I wasn't trying to be mean. I don't have, I don't care about him him i know like his thing is kind of drama and like starting fights or whatever but like i don't want to have that and then when i so tipster i think might have sent that to him a couple days later i get on the first call for this boxing thing that we're just talking about with keemstar and this then the next one was the ab one where i was defending ab and his wife and what keemstar was saying about them saying you know what you're doing dude but before that I

said Keemstar was like oh dad's in here he's in the boxing event I think the guy's a loser I don't want to talk to him but you guys can and I said well hey man I go I have no problem with you I don't dislike anyone you know whatever dude this is live? live everyone's listening there's like a thousand people on the twitter

space listening to this and he insulted dad and I was like I was like dude I don't have any hard feelings and he goes and he was like he said he goes i'll accept your apology i was like there was no apology anywhere i'll accept your apology whatever we want to be happy like i am down to keep the peace i don't genuinely dislike the guy for any real reason i don't think he should say some of the things he says, but like ultimately whatever, man. But if you want to promote the saying, cool,

I'm glad to be a part. And I, even though he has a boxing event possibly coming up, I would box on it. Cause I just want to box and do more boxing after this. So anyways, it then led to what we were talking about with AB. He,

cause he has a whole thing with AB who's on the H3 podcast. He hates AB for some reason. Because he's linked. Cause he's connected to Ethan who they had of huge beef but AB's wife is so innocent

and I know AB is playing the audio quotes of Keemstar on the podcast so I guess that's his reason for disliking AB I think AB does that Is AB the audio guy?

I thought AB played the quotes I really don't know but I know since he's involved in maybe laughs Keemstar goes for really low shots

and like bringing someone's wife into it is exactly It was so unnecessary. She's like not even like on the internet. Well, it's just because he gets like he gets away with it every time.

So he never faces any repercussions. And he was making excuses on the call. Like, I didn't know he would think I was saying his wife was a witch. Then why did you post a picture of why did you even send that picture?

I just sent a picture. I just thought he'd like to watch The Wizard of Oz. He never seen it. It was Halloween. I was saying happy Halloween. It didn't make any sense. But yeah, I was kind of calling him out.

And apparently everyone in the boxing discord was like, dude, I can't believe you said that. And I was surprised. I was like, oh, I was just kind of like being logical, I thought. You were. But I don't know. I also got bullied very bad in high school. I had to switch schools because I was physically getting bullied and stuff. And my girlfriend got shoved into like a glass window.

It almost cracked. It was a whole thing. When dad's in the rings, is he going to picture his bully on the, is he going to look at me? All those bullies are good. All of Nathan's memories are in dad. The bullies were a lot of different people.

Actually one tall, lanky guy who is one of my best friends now, but he was one of the bullies. So maybe, maybe there's some best friendship in the future but dad bot does have all of my core core memories in him all that repressed rage is gonna suddenly just the second he steps in the ring just i would cry all the time at after school because i just was getting bullied so bad yeah it was sorry to hear that and i i

finally got over it i went to a hypnotherapist and it like literally changed my brain. It worked. I was bawling my eyes out. I was sitting with my, my four year old self and my 14 year old self, which is the one that experienced all the trauma. And this was when I was 31 or something like 10 years ago. And it changed my life.

I was going there to get over a breakup because I was like so sad about the breakup and I just didn't want to be sad about it anymore. And it all came, she was like, I, it turned into being like the reason I was so sad about the breakup because I never let go of all this bullying that I went through. And I was such a, I am still kind of an emo person because of it. Like I can cry easily because I feel like a kind of a loser and a victim a lot of time because I had been for so long and I feel self-pity I guess is what it is but yeah man I got like thrashed all the time and I felt like a loser and everyone hated me I got dragged the football team I was in a skateboard with my friend on the street at a wallet chain on this is like 95 or whatever and they drove by and

grabbed my wallet chain and pulled me off my skateboard and I for a second I dragged like next to the car until my paint loops broke and my chain broke. I could have got run over by the wheel. It was bad. I got into a Papa Gino's, which is the pizza place in Massachusetts. I walked in with my friend Jared, who also played football, but he skateboarded as well. He and I were skating. They

said, Jared, you can stay, but he has to go. I was like, I'm not going anywhere. I tried to stand up to them. I was like, I'm going to eat in Papa Gino's. They went to the car, got baseball bats and started hitting me in the back with going anywhere. I tried to like stand up to them and I was like, I'm going to eat in Papagino's and they went to the car, got baseball bats and started hitting me in the back with baseball bats and I just ran away. I thought this stuff only happened in movies. That's what everyone says to me. Everyone says that to me. Medway

Massachusetts, man, it was a bunch of white angry jocks. It was really lousy. I know this stuff really does happen but it's just like, I just never hear about it. I just only see it in movies. I was the freak because I don't know why, I looked like kind of like Kurt Cobain. I had like blonde hair to my chin. It was like long hair and I had

stickers on my hat and I wore like long underwear. That's what it was. Underneath. I didn't comment. One of the guys, my egg got, sorry I can't speak, my house got egged on Halloween one time and this was the best. My dad is the coolest. My dad heard it happen. We were out trick-or-treating and the football team egged on Halloween one time. It was, it was the best. My dad is the coolest. My dad heard it happen.

We were out trigger treating and the football team egged our house. And my dad instantly ran outside because he was like giving candy out and he was hanging out with my mom and her friend. And he ran down the street. It was just, it's a main street, like a pretty busy street. He's running down the middle of the street,

chasing the car. Cause he's trying to get the license plate number. And the cops came by and saw my dad running down the street. They're like, what are you doing? And he goes, those guys just egged my house. Cops chased them,

caught the kids. And it was, I had to go to a hearing. Cause one of the kids, he was the richest kid in town. He was one of the, he thought I was going to sue him for all the abuse he was putting on me. And we,

they wanted to have a hearing to like settle it. But like, we didn't want to sue or anything. They were, they were like preemptively like trying to like stop us from retaliating. This guy was like messed up. He was very rich, very privileged.

My parents like just did, we wanted him to go away. I ended up switching schools because just to get away from these kids. And then I got bullied there and I had to go back. And by the time I came back, those kids had graduated. So the bullies, I was bully free at that point.

But yeah, my dad, my dad was like, no nonsense. He chased those kids down the street. And the kid told my dad to the face that my kids were freaks my dad my dad was like no nonsense he chased those kids down the street and the kid told my dad to the face that my kids were freaks and my dad's like you're a little hitler you're a little hitler yeah it was gnarly my high school was like pretty rough and it was like you wouldn't think so but i guess i was the freak and i wasn't even that weird it was like

everyone was weird in the 90s how old were you in the 90s like 12 how old was i in the 90s. How old were you in the 90s? Like 12? How old was I in the 90s? No, you probably weren't. You were born in 96. Oh, God. 96? How old was I in the 90s? I was born in 94. Nathan, my earliest memory is 1999. No joke, this was happening when you were falling out of your mother's. Like that year, I think it was 96. Dude, my earliest memory is 1999. The year

I graduated, the Dreamcast, one of my favorite systems. It's my earliest memory I can remember is 1999. At the end of 1999 because you were like little fetus I was like almost that's so weird it's so weird to age is crazy because like I don't feel like an old person like I feel I don't know how you guys feel at 26 or however old you are I felt 14 forever and still do I feel like I got locked there but my body keeps changing and I just don't stop feeling 14. I feel like that was for me, except it kind of happened around like 21.

Yeah. Yeah. That was like your lock. Yeah. That's where like, I feel like my lock was. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Same. And I, and I recently really only in like the last year is the first time it's like, I feel like I'm like 21, but yeah, I'm not. And I'm is the first time it's like, I feel like I'm like 21, but yeah, I'm not. And I'm 26 now.

And like, I look in the mirror and I'm like 30, you start to go, Oh, now I'm like an old person, but 30 is not old. I'm at 41 thinking, Oh,

I'm still not old at 50. I'm like, all right, but it always changes. It's like, Oh, 30 is old. No,

no, 40 is old. No 50. So here I'm like, I can't get away from that. I'm 28 going to 30. Oh, you're 28.

You're older than that. Oh, okay. So I'm like, Oh no, I'm, I'm, I'm racing towards 30. Yeah. But I mean, I heard thirties are awesome. I mean, it's, they always say, and it's kind of true. Like every decade, the later we get in the future, the future is like the new 20.

Like, but then there's a point where you can't get away from when you are 50, you can't be doing the stuff you're doing. You could probably do up into early forties you can make partying hanging out but like this is what i learned something a couple right before the pandemic it was like february before corona hit i went to i go to echoplex a lot and dance oh yeah and i listen i like electronic music and i like dancing fun venue india they have like good indie nights there and they have mashup nights there that are really fun and i remember going with my old girlfriend we We were like, everyone's our age. This was when I was 30, 31. Everyone was like late 20s, early 30s.

And it was like hipsters and cool. I went recently, all my friends kind of had left LA. A lot of people gone. I was still going alone. I was, I guess if I'm 41, I was probably like four, I'm probably 39 or something. And you know, I don't look like them. Everyone's got like cool everything. They're all like youthful in every way. And, uh, I'm dancing. I love dancing

and I just feel awkward. I feel like a predator almost because people will look at this older person and think, Oh, he's probably trying to pick up young girls. Cause that's what most people do. I'm not trying to do that, but I'm just so thinking about them doing that. It ruined my night. I felt alone. I felt lonely. Cause I saw no one, my my age there and that's a real thing i used to think it wouldn't matter but like you can't hang out and do the young person things forever i don't but you don't you don't look 40 i yeah that's what i dub said like i don't i don't think that's like it's nice to hear i was there and i saw you dancing i don't think it would ever cross my mind like oh what's this like old guy doing here? I just wouldn't even

think about it. I have some friends who are older than me by a decade, and they, to me, feel like older people. I think it's the way you live and how you act. It is. Honestly, it's like... I do useful things, I guess. I'm still making videos and I jump around a lot. I'm active and I dance and I think I'm kind of still

into useful stuff. You look great. I'm trying to... I miss my shape because of the exercising right now. Normally, I'm kind of still into like useful stuff. I mean, you look great. I'm trying to, I miss my shape because of the exercising right now. Normally I'm just skinny and like, you know, I'm trying to, uh, I used to look like Steve Brule.

I want to turn around a bunch of, cause it's like I'm 26. It's like, this is the, I feel like I'm approaching that point where like, if I don't change a lot of my habits now, then they catch up later. And then also I'm trying to,

uh, do like sunscreen every day and facial moisturizer because I started doing that. Well, my brother's skin is so much better than mine because he is on top of that. Yeah. No, I've seen I saw a comparison where it was two twins and they were both like 80 and one of them did sunscreen and moisturizer like every day from when she was in her like mid 20s.

And they're the one never used it. And it's like she looks like the right. Yeah. It's I have crow's feet right here because I never wore sunglasses until two years ago and I'm always, always squint it. And it's like, she looks like 30 years young. Yeah, it's insane. I have crow's feet right here because I never wore sunglasses until two years ago and I'm always, always squinting. I didn't like sunglasses. So I wear sunglasses now.

I use moisturizer. I use sunscreen. Like, I don't want to look like, yeah, there's some people who I know who look 60 when they're in their forties. Yeah. Because they're just like, you know, non-active and doing the right thing.

Some people are just naturally blessed with good skin. Yeah, you do have good skin. What? Danny. Ann, mom. Oh, Ann. Oh, oh. Well, Danny as well.

Well, actually, no. Danny kind of looks a little bit. Yeah. Your skin is good, right? His hair and his skin. He's got incredible genes for hair and skin. Yeah, you got thick hair and you don't have any wrinkles in your face no you don't like i always look at the eyes like when someone smiles if there's a little bit when i was 24 i go trick-or-treating still in santa

monica when i was 24 when we first moved out here a girl i had face paint on and you can see crow's feet through like makeup on the face you know we were the warriors from we're the baseball no baseball fury i think they were in the movie, the Warriors. I forget the baseball team. We dressed up as them girl. Who's my age. I was like, Oh, I asked her out as she gave me candy.

Cause I thought it'd be funny. It's like, Oh, I'm trick or treating, but I'm her age. So may as well ask her for a date. And, uh,

she, she goes, I'm not going out with a trick or treat her. And, uh, I was like, what? I'm young.

And she's like, no, you're not. You got crow's feet. And that's the first time I heard that. I was like, what? She was like,

I see the wrinkles in your eyes at 24. was like then i always started thinking about it at that point 24 years old do you have them i looked up close in certain light if i look up close in the mirror i can how do you tell if you have like when you smile i have them if you'll care it's like these little wrinkles but then if you like stop smiling you still see yeah so i can kind of start to see it a little bit like if i look up close in the mirror and I'm like, oh shit. And also the fucking, the brow. I've always had tons of lines on my forehead, even as a teenager.

See if you can see it. I'm doing this and you see this a little bit. When I do not do it, there's like, there's still lines like here. Yeah. But that's not like age. That's just like your face shape.

Cause your skin has to go somewhere when you scrunch it, you know, your skin has to push against itself. I don't know. My friend has a little dent here under his forehead. So he gets it filled with something. It's like, it's like, it's like Botox, I think. So he doesn't have a dent.

They just like squirt it every year or something. In his head? Yeah. He's got like a dent in his forehead. So they just like, it's like a little empty spot. Like a little dimple in his forehead. Plant something in his head? All right, man.

He brought it up so many times. This is being ridiculous. I can't tell if you're doing a bit or if you're just trying to be a jerk. So we've been like an hour. We should just wrap this up. I got to go do other stuff. Kidding,

dude. No, that's not funny. It's like you're, you're being me. I legitimately didn't think it was that big. I mean, I thought,

I mean, I know, but like, it feels like you're teasing now. I, I'm down to go along with a bit, but it just doesn't. I would not like when you said, don't bring it up. I thought you were, I mean, I know, but like, it feels like you're teasing now. I, I, I'm down to go along with a bit, but it just doesn't, I would not like when you said,

don't bring it up. I thought you were joking. So I, Oh, well, but also it's like, I don't think I don't know. I don't know why you need to be so sensitive about it.

I'm not sensitive about it. It's just because it's only because I just like go above and beyond to explain to people. And then it just sounds like I'm making excuses about how I don't care about it. And it becomes a whole thing. Well, it really sounds like you care about it now because you're going so fucking offensive about it. that's what I'm saying excuses about how I don't care about it and it becomes a whole thing. Well, it really sounds like you care about it now because you're going so fucking defensive about it. Exactly, and that's what I'm saying. It does sound like I care about it when I truly don't.

If you didn't get mad at me in the first place and say, oh, you don't have to talk about that, Vin. I just don't want to talk about it because it becomes a whole thing where I just be like, I don't. You made it a thing. I mean, we haven't, we haven't, we haven't finished. I'm just saying, like, we can't end on this note. And I'm just saying we can't end on this note. Yeah, no, I know.

I truly don't care about it. I don't. Yeah, that's why you're making such a big deal about it. I'm trying to avoid having to say, hey, guys, I don't care that I get hair transplant, but I did do it just for characters because then it just sounds like I'm making excuses, so I just try to avoid the whole thing in general.

I made a post about it on Instagram. I'd be like, look, guys, I moved some hair on my head so i could do characters better and yes there's a bonus that i now have some thin bangs but i don't think i have like amazing hair it's not funny if i bring it up because it's not i mean it's a people might not be laughing because like oh he's just kind of being mean i just don't see the comedy in that mean dude it's where you're just picking on me and you're the one that's bringing up the fucking crack smoking i i stopped i was i could have said something right now and you just brought it up twice because what am i supposed to do you back me into a corner where i'm like oh yeah i got a hair transplant because you know

it helps me with acting and yeah it's cool i guess that i got but like you were straight up doing drugs which is bad for you help me with acting moving my crack help calm on man stop i you know what dude all right all right i don't want to, oh, what, you're going to leave? Can you just, like, delete the whole thing, man? No, we're not going to delete the, come on, dude. I'll just cut out, I'll just cut out all the jokes. Dude, I flew down here, it cost me $2,000. I didn't get to do, that was not a podcast I'm supposed to do.

I can't do it. I'm here literally for this hour for a weekend for $2,000, and it was just like a waste of my time. Oh, wait, maybe you'd have more money if you didn't spend it on such shitty hair transplant. Whoa, hey, hey, hey, stop, stop. Hey, guys, serious fucking asshole. Stop, stop. Fuck, hey. Angie has made it easier than ever

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