supermegashow - EP 292 - High School Sweethearts

Episode Date: April 14, 2022

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Unfortunately, Matt couldn't make it to this episode of the podcast. It's just going to be me. just gonna be me. So, welcome, episode 292 of the Super MegaCast. What have I done recently? Well, I went to Disneyland, and I rode some rides. I went to Disneyland with some friends, had a good old time. got to ride the Cars ride. You know, that was a banger. I love waiting for like an hour and a half to ride the yellow car in the Cars ride. I say that just because yellow is the color of Super Mega.

I'm also like, I guess I'm playing, I kind of fell off of Kirby because of training what else yeah hey oh shit hey dude sorry made it I was wondering where you were it was time to start I had to start I know I know I know The FBI was at my place. Really? The FBI.

Somebody tipped the fucking FBI off on me. For the... Um... I don't know. For nothing. They took all my computers. All... All of them? Yeah. Man, what have you... I don't know. I think someone's playing

a prank. They wouldn't tell me. I don't know. I think someone's playing a prank. They wouldn't tell me. I don't know. The FBI doesn't play pranks. Well... Unless it's the 70s. No, it's... Well, it's not the 70s. That was 50 years ago.

They took all my computers. They took all my laptops. They took my Mac. They took my PC. Well... They took my Nintendo DSi, too. I don't even know why the fuck they would take that. Hear me out.

You know, I know it's... You're riddled with anxiety right now, and... No, I don't have... I have nothing to hide. I don't even know why the fuck they would take that. Hear me out. You know, I know it's, you're riddled with anxiety right now. No, I don't have, I have nothing to hide. I have no anxiety over anything. Why would I be,

why would I have any anxiety over this? Because the FBI showed up at your door. It's frustrating. It would be perfectly reasonable. Well, somebody tipped him off on something false,

obviously, that's on my computer, on my hard drives. They took all my external hard drives too. Did they take your Switch? No, they didn't take, they took my DSi. And my modded Game Boy, they took, too. Did they take your Switch? No, they didn't. They took my DSi.

And my modded Game Boy. They took that, too. I don't even know why. DSP Aaron gave you? No, I don't think they actually found that. Okay. But we should get started on the podcast in a minute. But basically, yeah.

I don't know. Someone must be... Well, I already started the podcast. Well, okay. Because we got... Okay, we'll bring it back in then. Okay. I was talking about Disneyland we got. Okay, we'll bring it back in then. Okay. But I.

I was talking about Disneyland or something. Okay. So you can go, go like, ha ha, I was here the whole time. I don't know. Boo, Ryan. Ha ha, I was here the whole time. Oh my God. Gotcha.

That was insane. Gotcha. That was nuts. Yeah. I think. You can say that again. How was your weekend, buddy? It was good.

Went to Disneyland. Ooh. So I had some fun there, you know? A little bit of fun? I got a little, I was about to say Randy, but. Got a little Randy? No, I thought, in my head, Randy was like alcohol. I don't know why.

I thought being drunk was Randy. No. Because Brandy. Oh, you got a little brandy. Yeah. No, I had some champagne. Ooh. And then some, the shittiest alcoholic beverages I've ever had in my life.

From Disney? Yeah. They're shitty. They are awful. They put almost no alcohol in it. I downed that champagne, though. Yeah, where'd you get champagne? It was just on one of the carts in the Islands of Adventure. Not of adventure california dreaming i don't know what it's called adventure

like i went to disney recently too and i went only to disneyland and i was like man i'm gonna get a mother effing beer and then i'm like no no there's no beer and then i remembered that walt disney's like there will never be alcohol in my park so there's no beer. And then I remembered that Walt Disney's like, there will never be alcohol in my park. So there's no alcohol in Disneyland. But California Adventure, because it's not technically Disneyland, there's alcohol. I think in the restaurants, though, in Disneyland, like the Bayou restaurant and there's like in the Galaxy's Edge, they do serve alcohol. That's true. You have to have them within the premises of the restaurant. You can't take them out.

Yeah. But I love California Adventure, man. California Screamin', that ride is fun as hell. Longest roller coaster. Is that the Incredicoaster now? Yeah, I meant to say the Incredicoaster. I love the Incredicoaster. They rebranded it to be fucking...

The Guardians of the Galaxy new... That one's fun. Why isn't it fun? It used to be Tower of Terror. Just keep it. I remember on Disney Channel when they were advertising the Tower of Terror. Just keep it. I remember on Disney Channel when they were advertising the Tower of Terror. Yeah, me too, dude.

And I guess it's like, oh, the kids don't like it. They won't get it. But it's like it is what it is. It's its own branding. It's fun. It doesn't have to be necessarily about an IP, but I guess Disney has to be about an IP. Yeah, well, they still haven't done any... Hopefully, Expedition Everest stays put.

They're going to definitely rebrand that. I hope not. They're going to definitely. That's my favorite ride at Disney World. They're going to make it Frozen themed or some shit. I could see that. If they make another Frozen movie. Don't they already have a Frozen ride?

Maybe. If they don't, oh, God. Why would they put Frozen in? Oh, if they put it in Animal Kingdom, they're going to show, like, all the deer and the squirrels. Dude, you're going to get to the top, and instead of the Yeti, you're going to be, it's going to be like Olaf taking you on some crazy adventure. He's going to give you a kiss. I love Expedition Everest. And he pushes you back.

Have fun. Ooh, whoops. It's actually pretty crazy. First time I ever rode Expedition Everest, I was a kid, and that shit scared the jesus out of me when it gets to the part where the track's broken yep i was like i was like for a second i thought that that was like not i thought actually something had gone wrong well as a kid the lead up to it you're going through like this like uh kind of museum of all like like proof of the yeti yeah and they And they have these creepy photographs and like footprints and you're just like,

because like I was scared to see the animatronic. Oh yeah. And then you see they have the animation play with the shadow. The shadows, yeah. And I'm like,

like all these like Tibetan artifacts and shit and then you get on there. That ride's really fun. Love it. That fucking drop is, woo, it's fun. You went on the Avatar thing, right?

I did. I didn't. Why didn't I? Did you not? Did you not wait in line with me and aaron and no remember because you had that bad experience in line that i wasn't there for oh yeah well i didn't have the bad experience it was aaron and suzy but i i was privileged enough to be able to watch it yeah it was and then i was privileged enough for you to be able to tell me

it was it was it was a the animatronics were cool apparently In the avatar ride Well it's like It was like Soarin' you know Where it's like you get on to Like a creature that flies But there's animatronics They are animatronics the things you ride on And then the rest of it's on a screen It's like a 3D screen

I thought they had like animatronic avatar people Maybe there's another ride Maybe like when you're walking in they might I don't know but on the ride itself it was pretty fucking cool. I've been on the steepest roller coaster in the world too.

Where's that? Outside of Mount Fuji. That's where I want to go. We got to go to Fuji-Q when we go to Japan dude. You take a bus there. It is fucking all the roller coasters

are like record breaking. I think they built them to be record breaking so they have the fastest acceleration. They have the steepest drop because the drop goes negative, like inverted.

And so you go like straight up and then you do this. You kind of go dip inwards a little bit. It's like whoop, yeah. And then they, god, the scariest roller coaster I've ever been on was there. And it actually fucking I'm not scared of roller coasters really because it's a roller coaster. You're going to be fine. But why was it

so big and scary? It was one of the ones where you're strapped in and like you're basically dangling. Like you're strapped in by your shoulders, you know, but like your legs are hanging down. Yeah, like Top Gun at Carowinds. Exactly. Or now it's the After Burner or I don't know what the fuck it's called now. It was one of those. And it goes super high and you're facing the sky like this.

And then when you drop, like your head's here, your legs are here, and you go down like that, and you drop like that. And so you go, like, upside down and then face the ground, and it's so scary. I remember I was obsessed in Roller Coaster Tycoon with making those specific roller coasters because I liked it so much. I stayed away from roller coasters up until a crush of mine kind of, you know, she liked roller coasters.

And we were on a youth group trip to Carowinds. Say no more. First hit? It was like, I can't even remember what it's called. It's one of the smaller coasters. It's not the Borg. As I said, it's one of the smaller ones. It's just red and it does like just one loop-de-loop or maybe two in a row or some shit like that.

I know what you're talking about. It's like one of the, just pretty quick. Forgot what I, it's not branded. It's just some roller coaster. Yeah. Did it make you feel like you were falling in love? Yeah. We dated for nine months or some shit.

Are you tearing up? Huh? Are you tearing up? Huh? Are you tearing up? She just, she told me that Pierce was just like a brother to her. And now they're married.

I don't know. Just weird. Just weird. You know, I texted her about it and she didn't respond. No, I know. Well, I told her, I worked at Chick-fil-A with Pierce. I texted her ten times in a row.

She didn't respond. I worked with Pierce at Chick-fil-A. And I called her. He's a good guy, dude. Don't make too much of a thing. He's a nice guy. I like him. I just want answers.

Well, it doesn't matter anymore. Is she incest or something? No. The brother thing, that's... It's not a big deal anymore, man. What was that, a decade ago? Huh? It was a decade ago, maybe?

More? Over a decade ago. It's fine, dude. He's a nice guy, trust me. You didn't see the side of him that her and I saw of him. That's all I'm saying. Why are you going to bat for him, dude? I'm not batting for him.

I'm just saying he's a nice guy. He stole my first love. He didn't steal her, dude. He didn't. Things change. They started dating much later. Things change. She actually,

some other dude stole her away that went to her high school. And his name, Matt Watson. Yeah. I remember that too. She just started becoming like more distant.

Yeah, that kind of happened to me. But we weren't dating. But it was this girl that I had been talking to for like 11 months. And the only reason we weren't dating was because I was too scared to actually make that official. But I knew like all of her friends told me she liked me. She knew I liked her. I knew she liked me.

It's a hard thing to get over the fear of. It's like you put your whole like self, like self-confidence your self-image yeah which like doesn't like of course make you deserving of any sort of positive reaction but it's still like it's still an anxious yeah thing for the person yeah yeah and well i was so i had a in high school i had really bad i just had this weird type of ocd called relationship ocd which i was able to get over through therapy but like i was really scared to ask this girl out and that was a big part of it and then finally i was finally like you know what i've been going to therapy i'm gonna make that move i'm like i'm gonna do it i love how you're

slapping your knee with your no i'm gonna do it and and finally uh yeah she had been distant and i was like you know what? I'm going to reverse it. I'm doing it. It was my birthday. It's February 5th. Maybe 2012, I think maybe was the year. And I'm like, you took her to a Markiplier Live.

Took her to a Markiplier Live show. She actually squirted in her seat. No, I was, you know, I couldn't find her. What? I couldn't find her. uh I you know I couldn't find her what I couldn't find her you mean you get lately at lunch she had been going somewhere else uh-huh and all lunch period I looked for her I say huh and then the bell rang and I saw her come out of the administration building with the library is uh-huh she's walking with this other guy oh so they were taking a bit of a guy named Joe they were taking a bit of a lunch break. A guy named Joe. They were taking a lunch break of their own.

They had been for several days. And Joe was a guitar player in the school band. Oh, so he was the hot guitar player. He was tall. He looked like he was 30 already. Was he dark and handsome? He wasn't dark. He was light and handsome. He played electric guitar in the

school's jazz band. Like the only guitarist in the whole band. And he played for the whole school once. It was sexy as hell. Like I even got horny watching it. Why not the air guitar? I don't know. People don't appreciate that anymore. But yeah, I saw them walking.

And there was definitely some flirting going on. And I was like, oh no. And then there was one period left. And I was like oh fuck fuck and uh I uh I texted her and she was like I just don't think I feel that way anymore

and then I talked to her friend final period and she was like you waited too long and I went home and I cried I remember like things were so big I felt like I couldn't breathe heartbreak was so big I remember when I remember like, and it was so big. I felt like I couldn't breathe. Like heartbreak was so big. I remember when I broke up with my first girlfriend,

I remember legitimately like clutching my chest and just like, screaming. I remember I laid in, I remember laying in bed that night. I started crying. It was raining

and I was laying in bed that night and it was like 3 a.m. My parents were asleep. I remember I was like crying in bed. I remember, I felt, I remember this panic feeling where I felt like I couldn't breathe. I was laying in bed that night and it was like 3 a.m. My parents were asleep. I remember I was crying in bed. I remember I felt I remember this panic feeling where I felt like I couldn't breathe. I was like, like I couldn't catch my breath. Yeah. And that that's happened to me every time I've had a breakup is that feeling like there's

that one period where like I feel like I actually can't breathe. Yeah. The worst part about a breakup is probably just like, unless it's on good terms, which most of the time I would say it could be on good terms, but just given the fact that you, it's, it's, it is a form of grieving because you do have to like, your body and your mind, you experience the exact same emotions you do as when someone dies. Yeah. So you actually, like, feel like you react the same way that you do when you actually lose somebody. Heartbreak sucks.

So heartbreak really is, it's a form of grief. It really is just like losing someone. And the thing about it is, though, is, like, so many people break up every day. So many people have to have that shitty fucking conversation. It always feels like the end of the world, like, and there'll never be another thing. I know. But that's how it always feels in the moment.

Because I've been through that multiple times. Oh, yeah. It's all so dramatic, too, when you're younger, like in high school and even college. College, especially. Like young love. I mean, you and I are, like in high school and even college. College, especially. Like, young love. I mean, you and I are still young. Yeah, we're young YouTubers, man. We're young boys.

We're some young boys. We're young and just goofing around. But, yeah, no, especially college. Well, high school, first of all, because you don't know the world yet. So, like, that feels like the most adult thing in your life. And in college, you feel like you're actually an adult now. So now it feels super extra adult. In high school, there's a lot of those, like, things already set in place societally, like prom. Like, it gets you ready for the whole, like, proposing to someone in the future, right?

Right, right. That pop in the question. I never thought about that. Yeah. Yeah. I had a dream, actually, last night I was going to prom. At your current uh

the high school that's kind of near where I live no but I had a dream that I was back in high school I was going to prom but the girl I was going with wouldn't go so I had to go by myself but I was nominated for prom king and I was like dude you know why I had this dream cause someone shot me a DM on Instagram

I need to read this DM out because it actually made me really sad and also really happy. Okay. You'll like this. Let me find it real quick. Let me find it. Oh, I'm coming. What? Help.

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McGrudas, a McMuffin, and a large coffee. A hamburger, cheeseburger, hodgepodge, hotcakes. Vanilla cone shake and a hot bar sundae. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. Cringes like pornography, Ryan. When you separate porn and art and, uh... Uh-huh. You know, people have this debate where it's like, well, what's art and what's porn, you know?

All porn is art. But not all art is porn. That's true. Now, there is no way to technically, I think, describe the difference between porn and art but not all art is porn that's true now there is no way to technically i think describe the difference between porn and art but but one person i forgot who some artist wants put it this way i know porn when i see it okay same with cringe you can't say what's cringe or not but when you see it you know it's cringe exactly you know cringe when you see it it's it's an involuntary response exactly you can't define it so when you ask is this cringe or is that cringe

it's you know it's it's up to your own self to decide yeah just like you could take a picture of your erect penis and uh say it's art and i could say it's porn but to you if it's art it's art it's not porn it is art it is all right thank you for that by the way yeah i put it up by uh in my bathroom oh just make sure not to don't take any selfies in there oh i won't yeah don't worry well people would even if they did they wouldn't know it's yours but hey guys back from the ad breaks yeah guys sorry though i went through my dms i could not find this one dm This one's good, though. I don't put what I said earlier.

But, yeah, basically this guy just said that he had broken up with his girlfriend, his high school girlfriend, that same day. And he was devastated. Of course. And they had been nominated for prom king and prom queen. Oof. been nominated for prom king and prom queen and he uh if i remember it correctly he he was driving in his car and all depressed and he had his whole suit and everything and he's like i'm not going to prom fuck it and then uh he heard uh dtf oh really and he said you know what fuck that i'm gonna go have fun because the song made him laugh and fuck that I'm gonna go have fun

cause the song made him laugh and he said I'm gonna go have fun actually with the guys tonight I'm gonna go do it he went to prom

and he won prom king whoa so you're welcome for DTF so I'm guessing she didn't win prom queen no I don't think she did ooh

maybe if she listened to DTF by Super Mega she might have won prom queen yeah but okay nope

but I thought that that was a great story. Stay winning, king. Yeah, stay winning, king, wherever you are out there. And have fun graduating, unless you're in like 11th grade, because you can go to prom in 11th grade. Yeah. I went to prom in 11th grade. I did too.

In fact, you can go to prom when you're in ninth. They wouldn't let underclassmen go unless you were someone's date. That's what I'm saying. So you can still get in. Ah. Even in ninth grade. Did you have people at your school, there was always like one or two

couples where it was a freshman dating a senior. Oh yeah. And that was really rare at my school and everyone thought it was weird. I mean, I knew a... I guess it's not... It's around the same. I knew a... It was just odd. Even though it's not actually odd, but it was...

She was a senior in high school. Oh, a girl was older. And he was a freshman in college. Oh, yeah. Well, that's more normal because you can be in high school. But it's still so funny being a college student and going, I'm going to go pick up my girlfriend in high school but it's still so funny like being a college student and going I'm gonna go I'm gonna go pick up

my girlfriend from high school oh yeah what part of campus is she at no she's in high school oh everyone forgets

that Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler movie literally starts with that oh yeah no one you know thinks that's weird

he's a grown ass man in that movie is he a grown ass man he's dating an Asian high school is he a grown ass man in that movie. Is he a grown-ass man? He's dating an Asian high school. Is he a grown-ass man in the movie, or is he supposed to be, like, 14? Scott Pilgrim? No, he's an adult.

Well, he looks like an adult. He's already had seven deadly exes. Well, like, no, she has had several deadly exes. I really just fucked up the Scott Pilgrim lore by accident. Yeah. Well, uh... When was the last time you saw that movie? Years.

See, Ryan, the thing is, I fit a lot of white guy tropes. Yeah? But I didn't realize I fit until after the fact. Tell me more, tell me more. In my early 20s especially, I fit a lot of white guy tropes. And then I kind of had this, like,

come to Jesus moment where I realized, and I was like, oh, okay. Like, uh, um, Lost in Translation was my favorite movie. Is it not anymore? I really liked the movie, and I really liked Weezer as my favorite band. And I was like, yeah, okay, that's. And then I was like, yeah,

I saw Scott Pilgrim three times in theaters. I like Shoegaze. Okay. So I really fit like a real extreme white guy stereotype. You were in Japan Club in college. Exactly. Okay. So I really fit like a real extreme white guy stereotype. You were in Japan club in college. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

Exactly. Which you met your first boyfriend in. Shut up. I took proper steps to not fit that stereotype afterwards. I disavowed Scott Pilgrim. I disavowed Lost in Translation. I actually gave it a one on Letterboxd. That's a good movie, though.

Letterboxd? No, Lost in Translation. I haven't seen it. Isn't an old man going... No, I thought you've seen it, for sure. Really? Yeah, you always said we should see it sometime, so I've always waited because it was when I I know like 2001 is your favorite movie

now but I remember when lost translation was I've always kind of just wait a minute 2001's another fucking white guy trope because it's a Kubrick movie um you like um the Russian movie it's not Russian the The... Soviet. Soviet? Belarusian. Sorry. What's the difference? Come and see. Honestly.

1989. 1989? I don't know, maybe it's... Yeah, that movie's good as fuck. Dude, you should come over soon, we should watch Lost in Translation, and then come and see. Two very tonally similar movies. Yeah? They have very similar tones, yeah.

Okay. And the one about Scientology, but not about Scientology. The Master? No, no, no, no, no. Secret Society. I guess not. Oh, Eyes Wide Shut. Yeah.

That's a Kubrick movie. Which, okay. Let me talk real quick. Let's talk about, let me talk about Stanley Kubrick. Because, what'd he do? Did he say something stupid last week he was being interviewed and he said that only until recently he was using the f slur his

daughter told him it wasn't okay and and now he stopped using it but he was using it up until that's mark walpert that's right that's right but um you know he made 2001 a space odyssey which if you watch that movie today in 2022 you know it holds up like A Space Odyssey, which if you watch that movie today, in 2022, you know, it holds up, like the practical effects, it looks so good. It looks fucking incredible.

And it's, they made that before they went to the moon. So when people have that whole theory, that Kubrick helped. Before we what? Exactly. Before we, had Stanley Kubrick,

build a beautiful set, with the FBI and CIA, to fake the moon landing, to beat the Soviets in a space race. They saw 2001 and said, wait, why are we wasting billions of dollars on building rockets and shit when we can literally just do this? I love that at one point we were just a bunch of monkeys

trying to race to build a rocket to the moon. Like, it's such a childish endeavor. I mean, I get it, but it's just like... It really is. It's such a childish endeavor. I mean I get it but it's just like. It really is like it's like a technologically advanced version of like a children's argument. I'm gonna go to the moon first. I'm gonna go to the moon

first. It's like if you could take two preschoolers fighting on the playground but then give them like infinite technological knowledge like that's what would happen. Hey we learned a lot. Yeah. I mean there's a big boom in technology. The space race is one of the coolest eras of united states history i think and and a lot of cool music came out of the space race yeah john john john f john jfk you're listening to jfk radio not your grandma's rock and roll like Like, was that

Dallas where that happened? You're listening to Dallas' number one rock station. This ain't JFK's radio. And then like a woman screaming. Yeah, but PL, you know, the theory is that Kubrick, you know,

worked with the United States government to fake the space, the moon landing. And I haven't done enough research. I'll say that. I don't think that it's true, but I don't think it's untrue. I mean, I don't know. I kind of just I think that we probably did go to the moon. But at the same time, I'm like, I don't know. United States lies a lot and does some goofy shit.

I could see like to bankrupt the Soviets to fucking make them put all their money into this and to win first. If we went to the moon and then had to shoot some extra stuff to kind of show more proof because we just couldn't film it the best we could, I'd understand. In 1969, we were able to send people there. 1969. And even Stevens has a song, 1969, all about the moon landing. Really? Mm-hmm. Oh, wow.

We went to the moon in 1969. We didn't. Ryan, how the fuck? Ryan, that was 60, 70 years ago. Yeah. How did we send a rocket there, land it softly, they get out, play around, live stream it back to Earth. They didn't play around, they jumped around. Live stream it back to Earth, right? In 1969.

Yeah, for all of us on TV to watch. And then launch it back off the moon and land perfectly back on Earth? You're telling me we could do that in 1969? Get out of here. Before color TV? You telling me? I think it was already color TV. Well, it's a great big beautiful tomorrow.

During the Vietnam War? During the Vietnam War, instead of fucking helping our boys out over in the fucking deltas of Troc-a-long. They didn't need any help. We're launching fucking, we're pouring billions into rockets. That's true. They took that shit down by themselves. Yeah, they did. Yeah. Vietnam will never be the same. United shit down by themselves. Yeah, they did.

Vietnam will never be the same. United States of Vietnam now. Yes, it is. It's fucking awesome that we did that. I still just can't get over the fucking PragerU video my dad sent me that was called

Did We Really Lose the Vietnam War? I love how they fucking Tom and Jerry'd our military. They like home alone our ass They really did dude Like we're like tanks and like machine guns They're just like taking like sharp bamboo spikes and shit And like digging tunnels and just completely obliterating us

Home alone in our ass is the best way to put that. The Vietnam War essentially was just the movie Home Alone. Where instead of Macaulay Culkin, it's the Viet Cong. And then the brothers are up. Like a platoon fucking walking through the woods and a big paint can

swings down. He steps on a rake and it hits him in the nuts Stumbles backwards, hits some marbles slips and falls into a pit He goes to pick up his gun but like it's heated with a blowtorch He goes over to the like what he sees is like what he thinks is water

A bucket of water It's just a boiling bucket of water And he's like grabbing his hand and smoking he's like ow he sees like a river to go run and put his hand in for like the second time he slips on some marbles and locks his head on like a hanging

frying pan gotta love it a lot of people died yeah they did for no fucking reason too what? I'm just saying it was stupid it was dumb

they died because we won the war yeah they did baby I wonder how yeah baby I tell you what Austin Powers wouldn't exist if we hadn't won the Vietnam War

it's like a curb your enthusiasm music plays as like airplanes are flying from Vietnam back to the US that is kind of crazy how like

we're gonna win the war of all the countries for the US to go and invade it was like we thought it was gonna be fucking all the countries for the u.s to go and invade it was like we thought it was gonna be fucking quick right kind of like russia with ukraine right now yeah i thought russia russia probably thought they were gonna go in and and it's fucking they're tens of thousands dead words out now boys yeah very embarrassing for russia super embarrassing

i'd be embarrassed i'd be very if i was putin right now I would be humiliated. I'd be, my cheeks would be red. And you know what happens when people like him, though, get embarrassed? They get pushed into a corner. It's when the dog bites. Dude. Shout out Ukraine. I know, Putin is a cunt. He's horrible.

He's a horrible fucking person. He's, like, he's literally, like, one of those people that you could say is actually evil. In movies, when there's bad guys, he's the real-life version of a movie villain. He's a bad guy. But him, Kim Jong-un... Once you see him, it's just like, oh, he's the villain. Even if he acted nice in the beginning of this fake movie, you'd go, oh, I mean, come on. He's the bad guy.

Yeah, you do his voice pretty well I forget yeah I mean that's just how he sounds have you seen him trip playing ice hockey no it's hilarious is it legal in Russia to watch that let me pull it up. It's fucking awesome.

He goes, whoop! Whoop! Boom! And then he farts, but- He goes, Can someone edit that when he slips? A fart sound maybe? Ooh, that would be good. Dude, we gotta spread that all over Russia. We gotta spread it all over Russia for peace! Putin.

Hashtag Putin Putin! Ryan, hashtag Putin Putin. P-O-O-T-I-N? Like he's farting? Putin? He's Putin? Putin Putin. Guys, we gotta spread this big. Hashtag Putin Putin. Come on. If we wanna take him down, this is how we gotta do it. He's gonna censor it in his country.

Is that not genius? It's fucking amazing. Putin Putin. Hold up, hold up. Let me just make sure this is the right video. Hold up. Ha ha, bitch. Ooh. Yeah.

Damn. Putin, Putin at it again. What an idiot. I bet those guys next to him got killed. That helped him up? Shouldn't have let me fall Well yeah they should have been protecting him From the ice He probably killed whoever did the Zamboni

Whoever like did the Zamboni that day He's like alright they're gonna die And their family Who prepared this ice? That was me sir I'm Mr. Zamboni Yeah Tony Zamboni. Yeah, Tony Zamboni was killed that day, unfortunately.

Yeah, so his family had to go in and put all their eggs in one basket and start another business. Zamboni's macaroni. Yep. They started

Zamboni's macaroni. That, unfortunately, didn't do too well either. It did a little better overseas. Yes. Unfortunately, there was a government official in Russia who was eating it, choked. Yeah. He didn't die, but it did cause him a bit of trauma.

And it didn't stop them from creating a pizza restaurant. Zamboni's Pepperoni. Exactly. Exactly. And same fate with that one. Well, that one actually just went out of, they just didn't sell enough pizza. Zamboni's pepperoni Exactly Exactly And uh Same fate with that one Well that Well that one actually

Just went out of They just didn't sell Enough pizza So they went out of business But the macaroni one They didn't actually Sell pepperoni pizza too Yeah well it

You gotta understand At the time frame The market was It was tougher to get Pepperoni in that part Of the world It was just salami Well in that part of Russia

Though it was You know it's It's too expensive to get to ship fine meats in. I get it, but it's in the name. Yeah. Well, I mean, a lot of things have things in the name that it doesn't actually necessarily have.

Circuit City never had circuits. Yeah, exactly. Couldn't get a circuit board at Circuit City. Exactly. Yeah. You go to Circuit City, it's like, yeah, I'm here to buy some circuits. You can't go to Circuit City anymore. No, no. Ever since SuperMega bought it and liquidated it. Yep. HH Gregg, though?

HH Gregg. Is that still around? No, it's not. Oh. I haven't heard that fucking... So Best Buy's pretty much just monopolized... I guess Radio Shack is... Radio Shack still exists. Yeah.

But it's going through the death rattle right now. It's on its last breath. Okay. And Wachovia? It's's last breath And uh Wachovia It's my bank I use Wachovia bro Oh fuck Remember Wachovia? Yep Singular the cell phone company

Now AT&T or they got bought out I think Wachovia got bought by Wells Fargo They did The bank changed I used uh BB&T BB&T yes I used that too let me look up old companies

good old South Carolina bank BB&T old companies that went out of sports authority I didn't know that was gone uh damn Enron pour one out for Enron dude I can't believe that Enron doesn't fucking exist anymore wait

American Apparel went out of business? What? Kodak? Woolworth? Woolworth? The Weinstein Company? Yeah, HH Gregg. Damn, dude.

Pier 1 Imports. Toys R Us. Isn't that wild that they just don't exist anymore? They're just gone forever and they're going to slowly just fade into... Wait, Pier 1 Imports, Toys R Us. Isn't that wild that they just don't exist anymore? They're just gone forever, and they're going to slowly just fade into... Wait, Pier 1 Imports is gone? Yeah. Vine, Pier 1 Imports, Borders, the Weinstein Company, Ringling Bros, Barnum & Bailey, that's gone.

Sports Authority, Theranos. What's Theranos? Theranos? That's Theranos? Theranos? Oh, that's the, um... Healthcare? Theranos. They did the whole, like, no more blood samples, no more whatever. It's like, just a tiny prick and you'll get to see every disease. It was that... Oh, yeah.

Elizabeth Holmes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gawker? Rest in peace, Gawker. They did a fucking, uh... They did a really good job with the Hulk Hogan sex tape Gawker's like we're gonna publish him having sex brother

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Who goes see see an independent movie And gets popcorn A24 Oh Sometimes I like to think about All the beautiful animals that like me And I don't know if I can like them too Because I can't know every single ant in the zoo

And thank you Hobo Johnson Musical guest for today Hobo Johnson, give it up Thank you Hobo Johnson. Musical guest for today. Hobo Johnson, give it up. Thank you, Hobo Johnson. We're starting to do like a Tonight Show thing where we have a musical guest. Yeah, trying to get a musical guest every week now, and that was Hobo Johnson. Thank you. You can, uh, should.

Yeah, that door right there. Yeah. Oh! Right there, that door. Young man. Yeah. Okay. Oh! Oh, yeah, definitely. Young man. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah, definitely.

Check up. Make sure he actually leaves. He needs to leave. I don't think he's leaving. He's not leaving. Go ahead and get security. What? Yeah.

Him, yeah. Just take him out. Thanks. Yep. Thank you. Okay. All right, we're good well uh welcome back guys um you know what's pretty insane to me what yo mama i had nothing to say oh okay um you're having a pussy party tonight i am tonight is matt watson's pussy party. Exactly. Yeah. I got sent an invite. You did.

You should come. It's the kittens I've been fostering, this current batch. You know, it's funny because I'm not posting them as much. I'm not taking as many pictures. And it's really, it's like I know how parents feel with the second child syndrome. I got second child syndrome because when my parents had my sister, you know, tons and tons of picture books, and for me, I had, like, half a picture book,

photo album, just because... Just because, you know, apparently, that's a real thing. Like, parents, when the first child comes along, they go crazy with the pictures, all the baby experience stuff, but they... Someone fucking... Jim! 953? along they'd go crazy with the pictures all the baby experience stuff but they someone fucking

jim 953 675 it's codes for the uh x hamster login wait jim come in here welcome Welcome to a Welcome to another Welcome to a segment of the podcast Questions with Jim Jim come here Okay Gotta ask you some questions You're gonna answer

Say hi Jim Hello everybody What's up? I want you to answer these questions Honestly Yeah yeah yeah As honest as you can Okay ready?

Okay What's your favorite animal? Probably a lemur. When's the last time you had sex? Oh, don't... So long ago. Do you remember the positions? Yeah, probably.

Which positions? Let me guess. Missionary, and that's it. What's wrong with missionary? Nothing's wrong. I'm just guessing. Was I right? I was right, yeah.

Was that the only thing? Yeah. Did you switch it up? How did you know? No, it was definitely missionary. Missionary's good. No, it's great. It's a great position.

Why would you need anything else besides... You know? No, it was definitely missionary. Missionary is good. It's a great position. Why would you need anything else besides it? You can like lift a leg up. I got what I needed. You got what he needed. Yeah, yeah. It was fine. What did you do? What was your sex thing?

Ryan was the pile driver last time, but how long was yours? Like a minute, two minutes? 45. I've also been celibate for the past two years. That's smart smart but the last time he had sex it was with three women and he did the pile driver almost the whole time and even actually towards the if i remember correctly because i was there as i tend to be i wasn't engaging in the sex but if i remember correctly uh you had me bring the karma sutra

and you you were able to pull a bunch of those off i mean i don't brag, but... I was impressed with some of the ones you could pull off. Which one's your favorite of the Kama Sutra? Huh? The Kama Sutra? Jim, this is questions with Jim, not questions from Jim. Okay, never mind. I'll stop. Do you have any other questions for Jim?

Your parents are divorced, right? Was it good sex? No, they're together. They're together? They love each other. Are your parents together? No, my parents are divorced. And that's...

Why would you bring that up? Why would you ask me that, dude? You already knew that. Do they still have sex, though? Not with each other. Why? Because they're divorced. Well, maybe they do.

Maybe they hate fuck. I don't know. Oh. I'm not sure. I haven't asked. I could ask. You should ask. Yeah.

Hey, Dad, do you ever hate fuck, Mom? Hey, Dad, do you ever imagine that your new girlfriend's mom? Every day of our marriage. I'm sure he would really like that one. That'd be really good. You should do that. My mom is Every day of our marriage. I'm sure he would really like that one. That'd be really good. You should do that. My mom is really going to hate that. I just said that.

But Jim, why did you ask me to ask that question? My mom's going to hate that she heard that. And I know your mom would hate it too because... Yeah. Well, she'd like it because my mom's white. And you know, Jim's mom is a little bit racist. My mom's not racist. Your mom's not racist?

No, she loves every type of person. What do you mean? Like what type of racist? No she loves every type of person What do you mean like what type of person There's only one type of person Jim human Why are there different types to her Like You know like every type of person that there could be Human there's just one I only see one type of person that's human

I think I'm just gonna go I think that's probably the smartest thing to do right now You don't want to get In as much trouble As your mom With slurs and stuff So you probably Should head out My mom's never said a slur

In her life Well because to her They're not slurs They're just regular words That she uses on a daily basis No You would have to understand The history behind these words

To actually understand The hurt that they cause Which actually The crazy thing is She does understand the history And she still uses them Why are you like this? My mom is nice

You're gonna meet her one day. Racists can be nice people. It's fine. That's what clues you in. That's what's so hard. There was a guy that I worked with that I thought was a really cool guy. We had a lot of great conversations. One time, I caught him following a person

of color through the aisles because he thought they were going to steal something. Would you say something? You shouldn't say that. Yeah, okay. No, you know what, Jim? It's a social experiment. In the next week, I'm going to have someone say the hard art of Jim in public,

and we're going to see what he does. But it's going to be a black person, and Jim's going to still have to correct them. And then, Jim, you need to go on that, what you were telling us earlier. Remember that whole conversation where you were saying either everyone could say it or no one could say it? Tell them about that. Did I bring up some stuff that you said? The paper you wrote was really in-depth about that whole subject. Oh, more like a book.

Do you want me to run the clips, Matt? What clips? You know the clips. I don't know the clips, Jim. Oh, the fact that you're squirming in your chair right now. The Matt clips don't exist, dude.

The Matt files. It's a drive. It's like a hard drive that says the Matt files on it. Jim keeps it in his back pocket. Why do you think I'm here? The Matt files. That's why Jim is here

at the Plex every day now. Terabytes. Terabytes. It's so big. Have you ever noticed, and speaking of terabytes, when dudes get caught with like, you know, it's never like three pictures, it's like 70 terabytes. Oh, it's so much.

It's never just a little bit. It's like 70, 80 terabytes. The FBI puts it on their computer because those people are about to come out about secrets from the government. That's what they did to Jared? That's what they did to Jared, yeah.

They've done that to a lot of great men. They've done it to a lot of great men, unfortunately. Well, that's what the CIA does. FBI. Well, the CIA is also. Yeah, but they're separate. No, I know they're separate government entities. Well, thank you for coming on, Jim.

Yeah, dude, thanks. I hope you have a good rest of your day. Do you want to compliment Matt's shoes? Matt, you have great shoes. Thanks. Are you just saying that because I... Prompted? Yeah.

Would you have said that otherwise if he hadn't prompted? I love the shoes, absolutely, but I was definitely prompted. They're green. They're pretty comfortable. I got these at a thrift store. Did you talk about your orthopedics yet? No, I haven't. About your weird feet? I got these at a thrift store. No, I haven't. My orthopedics? I haven't.

You know, that's, you know, usually someone's medical history is something that you don't bring up, Jim. Usually you let that person decide if they want that to be public or not. You don't bring up someone else's medical records. Because I could bring up your medical records. Um, you know. Not haven't. not yet actually I mean your feet are normal enough They fit in shoes They do fit in shoes, they're normal enough

I got bunions like an old man though Really? Yeah, that's the problem is I have bunions Since I was a kid Bunions are always associated with old people They are And people don't even know what bunions are What do you think a bunion is?

It's like a big callus No, not at all No way People don't even know what bunions are. What do you think a bunion is? It's like a big callus. No. Not at all. No way. It's literally just... The bone starts growing out. And it's like... Basically, the bone... Oh, my bunions.

My big toe. My big toe, like the bone where it's connected to the foot, is growing the wrong way. So it starts sticking out and making my toe crooked. That's all it is. So basically, the is like growing long. Can you just get bunions by doing something wrong? You can actually develop them, yeah.

Wow. But mine are natural. It's in my family. My aunt actually had the surgery, which I want to get, but they said it's so. That puts you out for a bit. For six weeks on you can't get them done at the same time. And you can't get it done at the same time because it's so painful, the recovery process, and it's so debilitating. You're going to get one leg fixed and be like, I'm done.

Well, that's the thing, dude. It's like, do I really want to go through that two times in a row? Like, it's going to suck. Like, I'm going to be, my aunt got it, and she, as well as the doctor, told me it's unbelievably painful, the recovery process. Sounds like church music you're playing. What are these goofballs doing? You hear that? Is there just's unbelievably painful, the recovery process. Sounds like church music. What are these goofballs doing? You hear that? Is there some loser outside in a car waiting for his girlfriend to come out?

Or is that the ice cream truck? I think that's Minecraft. That's Minecraft in the other room, yeah. Yeah, I'm setting up the... It's really loud. I thought it was a car. I thought it was a car that's out there just like... It kind of sounds like when you're outside was a car. I thought it was a car. It's out there just like.

It kind of sounds like when you're like outside of a church, like when you get out of church service early because you want your parents to leave, but there's still like service going on and you can hear it from outside. You know, you're like there were so many times I did that. I was like, I'm going to go get water. I'm going to go to the restroom because I was so bored in traditional church service. It sucks. I remember like once once communion would happen, I would dip because I knew like after that there's just like 10 minutes of songs and I'm like I'm gonna go and wait outside because my parents are gonna talk to everyone forever so I would just

go outside and like push them to come out and they would talk to everybody. Of course. Socialize. Church is just a social club. Church is just a social club? Yeah. It is. Yeah. That's true. Social club. That's a cool brand name. You can have it. That's pretty cool right? Isn't that a cool brand name you think? Social club? Yeah. It's a good. That's true. Social Club, that's a cool brand name. You can have it. That's pretty cool, right?

Isn't that a cool brand name, you think? Social Club? Yeah, it's a good thing I come in with it. Nobody better take that. Yeah. Well, you said the words, but I was the one that correlated it to a brand. Oh, it's like you stole my heart. He does this a lot.

Yeah, it seems like it. He's like, I'm the one that came up with the product idea. He's the McDonald's guy. Jim, did you ever say Social Club should be a clothing brand? I just did. I was the one that said that. He's getting McDonald's guy. Jim, did you ever... Did you ever say social clubs should be a clothing brand? I just did. I was the one that said that. He's getting into some, you know... I think you're getting into the nitty gritty of it when everybody who listens to this is

they're gonna know I'm right. Okay. We'll see in the comments. We'll see in the comments, yeah. Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is Jim. Jim's the newest SuperMegaBoy. Jim is the newest SuperMegaBoy. He's running the social media. He is doing tweets, doing posts, as well as a bunch of other fun shit behind the scenes

that you guys will see soon. Setting up the Minecraft server. Hell yeah. I can hear it being set up. Now I know what it is. I'm going to close the door. Okay. Bye.

Bye, Jim. Have a good rest. See you, dude. Yeah, see you. What a nice guy. He's still standing. Okay, now he's... Yeah, see you, buddy. Yep. Yeah, see ya. What a nice guy. He's still standing. Okay, now he's, no. Yeah, see ya, buddy.

Don't talk about my mom. We won't. We're not talking about your mom. We won't. He's still there. I can see his reflection. But, like. Yeah, but, like.

No, hold up. No, he looked in. No, he's good. I think I saw his shadow leave. Okay. Yeah, I see the reflection. Yeah, he's good. I think I saw his shadow leave. Okay. Yeah, we're good. She says some things.

Wait, hold up. Do you hear that? No. Sounds like a... Oh, yeah. It's a helicopter. A fucking helicopter circling us. That's loud, dude. Yeah, that sounds low.

Hold up. They are low sometimes but like I That's really low. I'm gonna look out the window real quick. Holy sh- Woah that's- woah what are those fuckin' uh Why are there so many fuckin' cars out there? Wait what was the- wait. Escalades.

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