supermegashow - EP 295 - Big Skulls and Big Muscles (ft. Meowriza)

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

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Afterwards, they told me I was going to get banned for that, but I got kind of scared. Marie's on that wild shit. But you've been back on Twitch for a bit now. Me, back on Twitch? Yeah, didn't they kick you off? They banned me for a murder. Wait, you got banned? Yeah, per my ban.

Yeah, this was a bit of... This was, like, what? It was huge on Twitter. Let me say it was huge. Huge. How did I miss this? Maybe I've been... What happened?

Well, okay, so you ever heard of the movie American Psycho? Of course, yeah. So I was watching Finn, and I happened to say, I want to stab you to death and play around in your blood. Which is just a movie quote, but they didn't think so. Just quoting the movie. They banned you for that? Permaban for a death threat. Wow. My Twitter

got locked once because I replied to my friend. He like, I don't remember what he said. It was our friend Bill. He said something like dogging on me on Twitter and I replied and I was like, I'm literally going to kill you. And then my Twitter account just I get this this email that's like your twitter has been locked uh and i had to they made me like review uh like the terms and conditions on uh they're really dude they're so strict about death i've seen so much shit on twitter though to where

it's like that i couldn't imagine that's what like fucking sent you in because i still see like a lot of shit that shouldn't well they show you the tweet that did it like they'll they'll show you the tweet and and it said it was for you know violent threats and it's like we don't tolerate violent threats on our platform it's like what the hell sometimes they don't tolerate violent threats on our platform. I was like, what the hell? Sometimes they don't. Sometimes, yeah. My Twitch was that I DMed them immediately, or I sent a ticket immediately, and I said, hey, it was just a joke. Sorry.

And I got immediately unbanned, and they said sorry. Oh, that's good. For the last three months now, I was still counted as being banned for some reason i could use the account but it said that it's suspended so i couldn't apply for partner or anything yeah when i went to like the ban appeal is like oh do you want to appeal your perma ban and then it took me months to get a real person to respond it was just bots bots bots but now i'm free it's they're hard to get in touch with but congratulations on being free free yeah from a joke just a joke yeah it's just a joke bro i guess it's hard for someone to to

look at you you know just a bunch of letters and think they don't know that he's my friend i could have been someone plotting to kill him i guess yeah and and openly admitting it on twitch yeah i mean i was mod in the channel you know but uh oh did you type it yeah i typed it oh that as the moderator they don't they don't uh they can't read tone over need a tone indicator i'm gonna put a tone indicator slash j slash j and play around in your blood slash lh uh but for those who don't know uh marisa is a streamer professional minecraft player something professional minecrafter well my main job is looking incredibly good i make my income by being visually appealing actually that's you're talking to two guys that

do the same thing yeah in the same industry okay yes we are uh but marisa is from uh epic s&p she played on there quite a bit if you guys that's where she was born recall yeah back then 1999 buskis are you born in 1999 yeah damn that feels so young to me oh i know people now that are born in like 2005. Yeah, that's so weird. Like people that are born past 9-11, I can't. Just anyone past 2000, it's hard to. Why would anyone want to have sex after that?

You know, some people are in some freaky shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at Ryan. Hey, if you look at some people's birthdates and date back like nine months you can find out whose parents were horny on 9-11 that's true oh my god that's true yeah how many months after so who fucked that's like 11 new insider series they gotta have had like sex at the end of the at the no no no actually that sounds like a new

like mid 2002 crime show we fucked on 9 11 this guy has to go to nine this guy has to go to a therapist because he because he came as the second tower was falling but he didn't mean to yeah he had no idea no idea he was having straight sex and had no clue that that was going on. Yeah, he didn't know of the terrorist attacks that day. He looked out his window and was like, oh! How sensitive is 9-11 still in America? What is? How sensitive is the topic still in America?

People think it's hilarious now. Yeah, there's lots of jokes uh you got in the street people are people are just holding up signs making fun of it uh i think people are dying so much now that like 3 000 seems insignificant well yeah during the peak of covid more people were dying a day in the united states than died in 9 11 a lot of people are still dying from 9 11 from the uh like the stuff they breathed in 9-11 a lot of people are still dying from 9-11 from the uh like the stuff they breathed in like they're getting cancer and john stortz helps out with that he does he yells at congress he went to capitol hill and uh i think they were rude to him

that's very noble cause though yeah i don't know anything about america politics everything is just so fine here hey and then i go on twitter and it's like, oh, help me. Ever heard of Donald Trump? Yeah, dude. You guys like him over in Berlin? I actually think he was, from my perspective as an outsider, the number one funniest president. Okay, yeah, yeah.

He was funny. He was funny. He was the funniest guy. I still think George Bush was the funniest guy i still think george bush was the funniest president george bush was pretty i love he has he just has so many classics i wasn't much like on television or internet back then with george bush so it wasn't really in my media like on the news but to me oh my god the four years with trump it was so much this draft like yeah i was literally about to bring that up or whatever that was that was uh like who george bush saying watch this drive

like that's probably the most badass moment all american politics because he nailed it too when he dodges the shoe too we're gonna get the terrorists when when this drive when he gets kanye west to publicly apologize him apologize to him on national television. Wait, he did? Chad. Yeah. I didn't know that. Kanye apologized to George Bush. George Bush was like, I don't hate black people.

All of them. Have you seen that clip, Marisa? Yeah, I've seen that George Bush doesn't care about black people. I just love... I didn't see the apology. Austin Meyer's face. Not Austin Meyer's. What's' face. Not Austin Myers. What's his fucking name?

Austin Myers? What's his name? Wait, wait, wait. Oscar Myers? No, no. Why am I forgetting his name? Austin Powers? What's his name?

I don't know. I don't know. The guy that plays Austin Powers. Mike Myers. Mike Myers, yeah. I called him Austin Powers. Mike Myers. Mike Myers. That's his name. I called him Austin Myers. Austin Myers. It just sounded right for some reason.

And it kind of sounds like Austin Powers. Sounds like a YouTuber that's in prison. How funny is Joe Biden compared to Trump? I don't see Joe Biden that much. He just comes out and talks every now and then. The thing is, Trump is like intentionally funny. Like he makes the jokes. It's hilarious. But Joe Biden, he. He just comes out and talks every now and then. The thing is, Trump is like intentionally funny. Like, he makes the jokes. It's hilarious. But Joe Biden,

he's just like... Joe Biden is the joke. Joe Biden, I don't see him that much either. I see him like giving speeches where he just is like, come on, Jack! And just stuttering and stambling over his words and

not because he has a stutter, but just because he's so old. He's so old, dude. If you watch videos of him from when he was vice president like 10 years ago, he's still old. It's an insane... Yeah, he's old then, but he's the oldest president we've ever had. Yeah, they should start hiring people that aren't sick in the head. That would be awesome.

That would be so cool if we could get politicians. I'm pretty sure he's barely allowed to to drive still how can he run the country yeah i don't think he's really doing much running there's probably he's more of like the face i think and then there's probably teams of people that they're running like dick cheney ryan you're a big dick cheney head i i saw the movie and i saw the movie seven times and it was in theaters i had my hands up the whole time yeah ryan was fucking we screaming dick cheney is uh it's just a fucking shad he is i mean dick cheney sounds like a porn category for some torture big dick swinging dick cheney shot a man and then that man apologized to him so you know how

i can't believe it like dick cheney shot a dude by accident is what they say and then the guy like retired and apologized to dick cheney for like causing such like a controversy i guess to his family because it was like oh man they had a really hard time when they were going through the shooting allegations. That's, say what you want about Dick Cheney's politics. He kind of is a Chad, you know? Yeah, something like that.

He's a giga-Chad. He's the definition of a giga-Chad. I don't remember. I don't know. He's an awful person, but he's a Chad. He was the, uh, George Bush's vice president. And he, Oh, George Bush. Speaking of American psycho,

Christian Bale plays Dick Cheney in a movie. Oh, Christian Bale plays a lot of movies. Yeah, he does. He plays him when he gets home. He sits down, puts on a shark. It's fat.

He gets fat sometimes and skinny. He loses a lot of weight. Yeah. He got really fat for for vice very impressive yeah i i got fat from surgery how was your uh you recently had a facial reconstructive surgery to look more like uh ryan so tell us tell us a little bit about that yeah so i was sadly born with a bad condition where my face is fucked up. But they came out with a surgery for it.

It's called facial feminization surgery. And I thought, whoa, look at my bank account. I have so much money. Hell yeah. So I just bought it. You just bought the surgery? Yeah, I went there in Spain. And they cut with a knife from one ear to the other ear on the back of my head and then peeled the entire thing off.

What? All the way until my like nose. That's like brain surgery. Yeah. So, you know, like the what is it? Surgeon simulator. Yeah. Like the video game where you do the brain surgery and the entire skull is like open.

That was me. Do you have pictures of it? Yeah, of course I have pictures of it. So, um... Oh! My god, I almost knocked over a bottle. Don't do that. So what they did, they peeled it all off and then they went and cut my forehead out, reshaped it, and then put it back in.

What? And then when they were done with that, they did the same thing to my mouth, kinda. They did my chin. That sounds like overly complicated for what's being done for some reason. Like, I thought that- Well, it's the best way to do it. That's insane. So, the left pictures are before, and the right pictures are after. Let me see these pics. Whoa! That's my real skull right there.

Oh my god! Do I want to look at this, Matt? So that's my... It's very graphic. We definitely can't show this in the... Yeah, you can't show this. Oh my god! That's your skull?

Whoa! That's my skull. That is your skull. On the bottom left picture, on the top right, that little socket there, that's my eye. Oh! Oh my god! oh my god oh my god okay that that that just that put it really just fucked me up the oh my god oh I hate that so on the first picture on the very first picture that little bump there that's my brow bone and in the second one you can see it's

flat okay so I'm seeing the perspective now okay I see that looks like my grandpa's head that's a that's insane how they do that the second one the second surgery I don't have pictures of that but if you pull your lip your bottom lip forward where you're like underneath your teeth uh-huh that's where they cut in and then they like stope the like they give you like uh bubba's lip from forrest gump i don't know more feminine they pull down my lip like over my chin if that makes sense no that does not make sense you know how people wear a mask wrong like on their on their neck like they pull it down wait like a chin diaper or whatever a chin diaper i'm trying to i'm trying to fit wait what what which surgery

was this one what were they doing it's the same surgery it's the same surgery this one is the forehead reconstruction and the second one they did at the same time was the chin oh the chin oh okay i see what you're saying they just like, I didn't realize that they could just like basically open you up like that and then just put you back together without it like horribly scoring. Yeah, it's fine now. I work normally. If you look at the last picture, that little plate there, that's my forehead that they took out, reshaped, and put back in.

Whoa. So they redid your brow. So there was at one point, yeah, at one point there was a hole in my forehead. Whoa, that is crazy. I don't- I can't stop looking at these. Well- Surprisingly, I have not- surprisingly, I have not felt a single moment of pain, ever. In your entire life? During- Yeah, no, after the entire surgery up until now i didn't feel pain like no recovery pain nothing it was never painful that was so weird that's crazy

the most you feel is discomfort but never pain it doesn't hurt at all looking it's weird like i've i feel more pain like stubbing my toe or something yeah you look you look good you look uh different like i could see the before and after big time yeah you can do you want to pull up a picture of me here editor pull up this one i look so good in this picture wow hot damn five weeks since surgery 31k likes yeah uh like famous we get we we get we we get a couple likes too. Okay? Every time we tweet out a picture of Ryan. We've actually tweeted out pictures of Ryan's balls on seven different occasions and no one has noticed that they were his balls.

It's weird because all my surgery pictures, it seems like a big deal to people. I mean, it's a big deal to me, but all of them got like 50K likes. I think people are just so happy for me that I'm so off so cool they're so epic they're so uh they're they're proud of you for being so epic i can show you before and after but you can't show this online because it's uh it's a fucked up picture why is it a fucked up picture it's because i look stupid she's in blackface it was it just happened to be the best before picture that she had. Yeah, you can see how ugly I am before. These pictures I took the morning before surgery.

And you can see why I wanted this surgery. I look stupid. Let's see. I just look bad. And now it's sending. But if you compare this to how I look now, it is worth the money. It was like oh That is horrible

I have to I can't look at this. I'm going back up to the skull pictures. Yeah, I'm going I got a look at that Oh my god. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah. Okay. I see I'm out there with the brow. with the brow that's crazy oh yeah do you want to i can show you sideways um this this one's the crazy one are you gonna get like any more or are you are you good with this right now i'm finished i'm very happy a lot of people want the sex reassignment the vagina but oh come on dude i don't need it just just look at that problem jesus oh yeah that damn so they just kind of like we're like yeah let's get rid of that i have uh i got rid of that i well i guess i can't see my brow because it's sideways but it's like i kind of have a you gotta like take a picture it's weird because my my brow isn't very uniform it like like it's not like

straight out. There's a divot in the middle, so it kind of gets big where both of my eyebrows are, and then in the middle, nothing. And a lot of photos, if the lighting's right, you can see that, and it looks really weird. It just looks like I have swollen eyebrows. That's fine, dude.

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ad reads. Oh, that was it? Yeah. You weren't even reading it. Well reading well i'm gonna read it later because uh matt read all of them last time now i'm gonna read all of them this time oh thanks dude thank you oh of course of course youtube works i'm i forgot i'm on youtube now yeah this is a you can just do that this is that was so right you you know uh because you know like with a twitch live one you gotta you gotta you can mess up but with these ones they fucking hate twitch i gotta make sure it's perfect and they'll tell us to take jokes out all the time we dude we've had some really funny ad reads that i i i wish could

have been released i got i got to leave in the fart recently yeah ryan farted straight into the microphone which which makes me question if they actually listen to them sometimes you know what the hell like maybe because sometimes they do but i'm wondering if sometimes like when the podcast is late or something they're just like all right it's good hey yeah i i'm allowed in the gym again you're allowed in the gym again working yeah after they banned you to I'm allowed to work out. No, I had like a head surgery, if you remember. Yeah.

Yeah. So now I'm allowed to work out again. It's six weeks. Are you going to get those? Did your massive biceps disappear? Well, it was since you have to eat. You have to eat a lot. So there's no place for diet in recovery.

Because the more you eat, the more your body has to rebuild itself. So I was eating, bro. I was overdoing it. Hey, that's what I've been doing. I'm losing it again. I've been. You're going to see me, you know, in Florida. Oh, yeah, that's right.

May 14th. We're going to meet in person. And the pay-per-view event. Are you going to be rooting for us? Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I? I just want to make sure. My picks are you guys and then Minx.

These are the fights that I care about the most. I hope you win and Minx wins. I think Minx is going to win. I think Minx is going to kick ass. I think so, too. I think so, too. I've sparred with her twice, and she's really quick. And she's really aggressive.

It's going to be over in the second round. Easy. If she keeps her mental top, then she's going to kill her. But if she gets discouraged or nervous in the ring, then I could see her fumbling. Because it's a big mental thing. You step into the ring, and the whole world is spinning. This is going to be interesting. Okay, so what do you think about Matt and I's fights?

What are your predictions? Honest predictions. I think dad is pretty dangerous because he's just like, you know, old man strength. Yeah. That's scary. Like he's like probably his bones are probably like rock. Yeah. Well, he's had more years to drink milk and get his bones.

Like a fossil. He was like, it's just rockified the year he graduated from high school i was i was in a stroller yeah you're like you're like a little milky boy yeah and he's just like this rock yeah the uh so it's like a pokemon matchup where you're like not very effective but you can win well the thing about uh dad is he's he's he's just very he he has a great build and also he has been very dedicated to this from the start and i didn't take it seriously until much too late into the process uh yeah given his history he's he has a big big history of like dedication like his characters everything he gets obsessed uh like little freak, and then he just goes for it.

Like, I was on the phone with my mom actually talking about the fight, and she's like, yeah, he strikes me as the type of guy that, like, when he gets something on his mind, he becomes, like, obsessed and dedicated to it, like, to the highest degree. And I was like, absolutely. So it's unfortunate I'm going to have to kill him, but I think that it's going to be a fun fight you can't say that they're gonna take our podcast down for death threats oh on spotify too i'm gonna uh i'm gonna kiss well i'm gonna kill him in the sense of uh

with kindness nice okay i'm gonna get in the ring and you're gonna think i'm gonna throw a punch but i'm gonna get down on one knee and hold out a bouquet of roses. I genuinely think there's going to be no knockouts. Okay. I'll wait until you see Ryan step into the ring. Maybe some fights, like from the big guys maybe. But there's not going to be a knockout with Minks. Yeah, I don't know if there's going to be any knockouts

because everyone is new to boxing. And they're doing 16 outs. I mean, it's possible. No one has like – there's no mike tyson's right like it's a funny event i mean i've been training recently there's me and ryan you're it's it's dedication it's real and it's real have you not have you not seen what matt and i look like these days full transformation yeah like we we look like someone mike tyson wishes he looked like in his prime 100 we look like someone mike tyson if he was walking down the street if you just go for points i think you can win on points we'd make

we but i don't think you you're gonna knock out like that if if you do it then i'm giving you everything mike tyson was walking down the sidewalk he'd switch to the other side of the street if he saw matt and i yeah. Yeah, let's just say this. If Ron and I are walking on the sidewalk and Mike Tyson pulled up at a red light, he would lock his doors. I mean, I'm fighting next year. I'm fighting next year. So if any of you guys want to be my opponent.

No, you would absolutely kick my ass. I'll fight you. Maybe Ron and I can tag team. I'll fight you. Oh, I would want to, too. Let's fight, Ryan. Honestly, let's do it. You'll have a year more boxing experience, but I'm ready to prove it. I'll fight you oh i would want to let's fight ryan honestly let's do it you'll have a year more boxing experience but i'm ready to prove it that's all you the thing is i'm six foot six even

uh like 5 11-ish okay so we're the same height okay what about the weight how much do you right now i weigh around 185. oh i'm heavier actually i'm like 190. i started oh ryan my goal is 180. oh really after after the fight i'm gonna keep working with my my trainer you and i will weigh the same talk today yeah i uh what's my my one sixty my problem right you know what problem i have right now with the fight since i'm obviously transgender there's a what there's like all this like sport banning wait wait can we go back can we go back sorry matt you didn't matt you didn't tell me this i didn't know just it's okay i came out as cisgender recently oh good oh okay cool good good good

after the surgery i'm no longer okay cool i don't want to be associated with those those people um if you can call it that oh but are you worried about like the like the transgender there's definitely a band so there i might not even be allowed to fight a woman but truth be told i never wanted to i never won i don't i genuinely don't want to fight a woman but truth be told i never wanted to i never want i don't i genuinely don't want to fight a woman even if i'm allowed punching a girl just doesn't feel good unless you know she really pissed you off otherwise i just i go like it's not just that i think like it's not that i think oh it's so unfair i don't want to hit a girl. Trans women are so much stronger. Like, there's, you know, a million different topics to talk about this. But the moment I fight a, like, cis woman, my internet presence is going to be ass, bro.

You're going to get so many awful people just fucking dogpiling you. Are you, like, hitting girls? many people just fucking dog are you like hitting girls like i know people who have competed in like like trans people who competed in women's sports and oh my god it's horrible oh yeah i mean i've seen it uh on twitter like these people get dogged on 100 but there's like hate threads doxing everything they want them dead for fighting a woman. Like, gender aside though, you you're pretty ripped. You're you got some beef. I've seen the flexing pictures.

Like, you look like you could easily pop my head between your biceps. And she could. She could easily, yeah. The thing is, there is definitely like a thing with hormones. Like, it does fuck your muscle. Like, I have been much stronger before. I was strong before.

Now I notice I'm weaker. But am I, like, that weak? I don't know if it's, like, I'm not about, I don't want to, like, discuss, like, fairness in sports because I don't have the sources and topics. And I don't know the research. And you don't want the Joe Rogan heads to pop up in the comments section yeah I'm sure the comments section will set it straight yeah I don't want the smoke

how bad of a joke can I make I mean you can make whatever joke you want I think the whole like trans women in sports there wouldn't even be a discussion if women weren't so fucking shit at sports. Amen Right. Amen

I didn't want to say it at sports. I didn't want to say it So what do you expect like it's not really unfair that trans women are so good women are just I mean There's a reason their trophies are smaller Mm-hmm. That is true. I mean, have you seen, like, women play, like, soccer? Have you ever watched women's basketball? Can you even call that soccer? I feel like I should get paid for that. It's horrible.

It's so bad. I don't see, like, where's the gender advantage in, like, kicking the ball? I love the dudes that – Like giving a pass? Like if you go on Facebook, I can easily like go back to like South Carolina and find friends from high school that are posting those like jokes legitimately still on Facebook. Of course. It's classic, dude.

Yep. I remember bringing it back to 9-11. Family Guy had a bit where Lois is watching the TV to 9-11 Family Guy had a bit where Lois is watching the TV on 9-11 she's crying and Peter Griffin walks in the room and says huh must have been a woman pilot and I remember in 6th grade

man I thought that was funny that is funny I hate women welcome to the club you're on the right podcast You're on the right podcast. You're on the right podcast. So I'm going to fight a guy, 100%. I'll make myself the underdog.

I'll make it a spectacle, a freak show, if you may call it that. I wouldn't call it that. I want to be the David versus Goliath. I want to be the underdog and just wipe ass. Oh, you know what? Actually, I was watching your stream once, and you had, like, the boxing dummy, and you punched it, like, as hard as you could.

And it was, like, insanely, you know... Hard, yeah. Really hard. I would not want to box you. I'll box Ryan. My dream opponent is Pyrocynical, actually. That would be a good fight. I want to be careful.

I want to give him what he has coming to him. Yeah. Okay. I want to repay the debt. You don't have to pronounce the B in debt. You can if you want. Oh, sorry, sorry. You said another word earlier that really frustrated me, but want. Oh, sorry. Sorry. It's a like earlier

you said another word earlier that really frustrated me but I didn't say anything. Okay, man. Why don't you learn my language? Why don't you learn our language?

I am. This is an English podcast. I am speaking English. It's an American English podcast. Do you know the American dialect of English? Right, mate. British.

Those are good. Those are really good. That's really good. Look, you know what they do in Britain? My good partner in crime, Finster. You know Finster, right? Of course. He's a woman dresser.

Yeah, you talk about fucking their asshole a lot on twitter it's him you can say him you don't need to say they that wasn't an intentional thing I was just like yeah I mean okay bro you're non-binary brain

okay he's a man I didn't say he wasn't he's a man he's i didn't say he wasn't likes to get he's a femme boy a femme boy he's a feminine if you will you know if i i can't speak i can't speak anyways he he he makes me sandwich and there's fucking beans on it. What? Why? And they're cold. Beans on a sandwich? Cold beans? Who recently?

He puts a... We're ordering from like Uber Eats and I'm like, oh, I'll take the cheese and ham sandwich like a normal person. And he orders cheese and beans and onions. What? That's disgusting. Well, did you at least try it? That's horrible.

No. Because if he vouches for it, then you didn't trust his opinion? Yeah, surely you should try something before you say no to it. Like an abortion. Yeah, I think everyone should try it once. I haven't tried beans on toast. How can you say no if you haven't tried it? Don't knock it until you try it.

I haven't tried beans on toast, I think. It's horrible. There's no point. Do you ever have tried it? Don't knock it till you try it. I haven't tried beans on toast, I think. It's horrible. There's no point. Do you ever have beans normal? They use the Heinz beans. It's like sand. And I had those in Australia and I really liked those beans. But the American ones, it's more like sweet and like maple syrup, you know?

And then they use more like tomato. And I like them both. If there's three people I don't like, it's British people, women, and British people who are women. Honestly, that's fair. That's very fair. What about Italian people who are women?

They just fall under the women category. Italians aren't so bad. Italians are not so bad. Whoa, my aunt is Italian. What do you guys mean by that? Okay. Come on. whoa my aunt is italian what do you guys mean by that okay uh come on you're every year i bet you guys eat pizza at least once a weekend i don't i i can't remember the last time i've had pizza okay uh look pizza hut dominoes papa john's do those sound italian to you entire entire fucking american new york culture is built on italian nope

everyone speaks fucking italian who no no who's everyone italian and new john john joe they're all italians john tron's not italian john version john tron okay i thought he's by the way i went to john tron's w Wikipedia page the other night, and I thought I did a double take. His middle name is Arian. I was like, no fucking way. Jon Arian Safari? Yeah, I thought that it was like an edit someone did as a joke because of the white supremacist stuff.

But no, his middle name is actually Arian. Yeah, that's fucked up up why would they name him like that i i don't know he's persian where they know that were they not like double checking like you don't you know you pick a name you maybe it's maybe it's armenian like a cat yeah iranian fuck iranian nights you know it's a great movie yeah lawrence lawrence of irania you guys watch the doctor pirates of irania sorry what did you say did you watch the doctor strange not yet it just came out okay i would don't spoil anything but can you tell me this could tell me one thing

don't spoil anything but can you tell me this tell me one thing did you come was there a moment where you were like fuck I mean the the scouted witch woman Elizabeth Olsen

man I had a boner the entire movie two and a half hours that's all I wanted to hear I'm excited now work because of the tablets like the oh yeah it doesn't work doesn't like the estrogen make your not work yeah i'm cured but dr strange started doing those hand motions and you just went yeah i went i don't i don't like that she's a woman though yeah but you know it is what it is ironic

sexism is not funny yeah I know real sexism is yeah pirates of the Somalian what what are you talking about no when you brought up pirates

when you brought up pirates of of the caribbean a minute ago i was i was because of johnny depp i was thinking back and i you know i'm just i was trying to make it work the iranian pirates of the caribbean the somali pirates of the caribbean johnny depp is just in like a little motorboat but why did we why did you why did why the word? It's already like generally like Pirates of the Caribbean. I didn't say that. I think you misheard me. I said, uh, I said, uh, Lawrence of Irania. Why did I, why did I thought at some point you said Iranian Pirates of the Caribbean?

That'd be a good ass movie, dude. That would be good. I would, I would. I know where, I where iran is actually i love when other countries just take like an american movie and then just make like a their version and it's it's always such a it's always such a fun time you know what else is a fun time these ad reads yep this episode is brought to you by secret secret deodorant gives you 72 hours of clinically proven odor protection

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I know. That was so fast. It just happened like that. How do you do this so quick? Like this. You endorse all those products? Yeah. what is it I wasn't listening

oh probably an ad for the Joe Rogan podcast maybe an ad for like Blue Chew or something I hope the person who knows

reviewing your video isn't a woman because then they probably would not like that I said stuff about women this you know what

bad stuff I think they'd be a little more upset that you haven't that I said stuff about women's bad stuff. I think they'd be a little more upset that you haven't ripped a good one into the mic yet. Exactly. You said at the beginning. You said you were cooking one up. I said if it's cooking up, I will make it. And there's not one cooking up?

Not as of right now. Whoa, whoa, whoa, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Do you want me to- do you want me to eat something to try? Pokimane uploaded new photos on Twitter. AHH! Where? Where? Where? You got choked in three hours ago! And then another one, and then another one an hour after- two hours after that! Oh shit, I'm looking, I'm looking.

Holy crap. Oh, I don't- I thought I followed Pokimane, I guess I don't. I- I- Oh my god, what? I don't- but Schlatt replied to it, so that's how I'm looking. I'm looking. Holy crap. I thought I followed Pokemon. I guess I don't. Oh, my God. Schlatt replied to it, so that's how I saw it. Oh, classic. Classic Schlatt. Oh, I see. What are you doing on the floor? What a jokester that guy is. Hey, Ryan, if that

loser Pyrocynical, he doesn't want to fight me, then I will gladly fight you. Would you? Okay. I just have to make sure that after this fight that my back stays intact and doesn't get broken in half again. Oh, you're back. You're back.

Are you ready to go zero and two? Oh, you're back. You're back. What do you need, to, like, stand with it or anything? YouTuber beats trans woman. I can see it now. Do you need... I mean, yeah.

Is it ever going to be celebrated? Yeah. It would be a big victory for me. I'd go back to South Carolina a hero. Yeah, they would pull out the red carpet. Hey, Ryan. Welcome. Everyone from your high school is

gonna be reaching out like hey dude watching in like the old southern bars like on the television i was hoping to fight like a little scrawny guy so i can knock him out but if it's you then we can have a real hump brawl a real brawl i uh i had to get my eyes dilated yesterday ryan and i both had to i got got it done today. What does that mean? What does that mean, dilated? They put these eye drops in where it forces your pupils to stay expanded. So like, you know, in low light when your pupil... Because they need to look inside your eyes and...

To see if there's any tears. Yeah. And I told her I was getting the blood work for like a boxing thing. And she's like, oh, you box? And I was like, well, I'm doing it for like a charity thing, a YouTube thing. And then she was like, yeah, I was going to say,

you look nothing like a boxer I wouldn't have ever imagined. And I was like, thanks? Fast fucked up. Thank you? I guess. Yeah, no one questions me, Matt. I know they don't. If you walk in and say you're a boxer,

they're going to be like, oh oh yeah, he's definitely a boxer. I walk in and say it, and the one eyebrow gets raised. Then just show them who you're fighting, and then they'll just think you're fucking with them. You know this half-bald 40-year-old man? Man-child? That used to get unlimited Skittles

like a decade ago because he did a Skittles commercial. I remember seeing that Skittles commercial. I saw him in Always Sunny. I was watching Always Sunny like two years ago and I just see Nathan. He's playing a sex offender. Is he?

Yeah. I think Skittles fucking hates me. Skittles hates you? Why? Did you not taste the rainbow enough? I DM'd them. I DM'd them. They didn't respond.

And then they joined my Twitter space, the actual brand account with the voice changer on for some reason. And I said, Skittles, follow me back. And they said, no. Damn. All right. I think Skittles might be a little transphobic. Skittles follows everyone in the fucking Minecraft community.

All the Minecraft boys. All the Minecraft children. But me? They don't follow me. No chance. No chance. And Burger King followed me and kept tweeting at me. And then the social media guy got fired.

Come back to me when you got Jamba Juice following you. Okay? I don't. But I think the manager of Xbox follows me. Wait, Ryan, are you followed by Outback Steakhouse? No. I wish. You're followed by some really funny restaurant chain.

I was once followed by Chili's. Are you sure it's not Outback? No, Outback. Oh, Chili's. It's Chili's, yeah. Once it was Ruby Tuesday's followed me at one point. Yes. I don't think they follow me anymore.

Actually, my top follower this month, if I go into the Twitter analytics, is someone called Julie. Julie. Julie does chastity cage and bondage stuff. And it's 18. Happy Socks follows me. Cinnabon follows me. How are you looking this up? I just get porn people.

I don't know. Maybe I'm just too good looking. Because you do OnlyFans? I don't get the real people. But the thing is, I don't post anything about it. I strictly only have the link. I haven't posted anything sexual that isn't a joke. Like if I say, oh, I'm going to fuck Finn's asshole.

But I haven't posted a picture of my ass. That's not sexual. I haven't posted, like, follow my OnlyFans. I haven't posted that in years. I'm gonna fuck Finn's asshole, but I haven't posted like a picture of my ass. I'm posted like follow my only fans I haven't posted that in years I'm completely clean the woman that I still attract only the cocking ball torture people. Hey, you know what? Don't knock it to you. Try it. I Love it. You're fucking I love my balls with a hammer on a wooden table with a with a big cartoon mallet and he goes oh

I watched a porn once where a guy it was probably illegal but they one guy cut that another guy's dick off and it was that's not that's just a snuff like snuff it was uh i don't know if you heard like i don't think that's or or like there's like some culture or whatever this there's something where people cut their dicks off what it's it's yeah it's called circumcision but no the whole dig not the dough skin everything what anyways it was it was weird maybe matt let's take a step back maybe we're being a bit racist here and judging another culture before we i don't know if it's a culture like a call out i just read about it one time okay one time i read about it and that's it okay sorry oxl and uh

hoover uh were downstairs because hoover was sleeping on my living room couch and uh they were down there like watching youtube videos we watched some shea carl and uh some epic did you watch the shea tards we did watch the she Shay Tards actually like I was just laughing to myself cause I'm watching and like he's calling his little boy Suntard and uh Princess Tard, Rock Tard, Baby Tard, Mom Tard. I watched One vlog. That's offensive actually to disabled people. Well take it up with Shay Carl. I can't. I'm we're watching this this vlog where he's in a hotel room and it starts and he's like all happy. And like 30 seconds in, he suddenly changes to like crying about his divorce.

And then just. Wait, Shay Carl, Shay Carl got a divorce? Yeah. What? Why? They got,

they split up and he's, he's crying about the divorce and then instantly just like switches back to doing a really offensive, like Mexican accent saying like time to go to the gym and then just films himself vlogging in the elevator. It's really wild stuff. Someone stole his board ape, which big – I'll pour one out for that. But poor Shay Carl. How did he steal it?

I don't know. It got hacked and someone stole his board ape. And I recently tweeted, I stole Shay Carl's board ape at FBI. And Shay Carl replied and and said give it back oh you better give it back that's one of my biggest uh but basically they were watching you're gonna hoover and oxell were watching uh the shaytards on uh my couch and i had to go to bed early because i had to wake up early and uh i was like oh i can use the bluetooth the Bluetooth from my bedroom on the TV. And I just found, I was just pulling up circumcision videos

and airplane them. I did that too! Oh my god, Nihachu was sleeping in my apartment. Nihachu from Minecraft Dream SMP, she was here sleeping in my living room for like two or three weeks. And every night I put up two guys kissing and I walked in like, what the fuck are you watching?

It's just me playing it. The circumcision videos. Because they're gay. Because they were gay. It's funny. It was guys kissing. Not a guy and a girl. Two guys. And one of them looked like Hassan Piker. Who is

a fucking Chad. He's a bit of a giga Chad. He's supposed to come on the Super Mega Cast soon. Well, we've been saying that for... It's once we start the video version. Oh, you're going to do a video version? Yeah, we're only a couple episodes away from that. We're going to start at 300.

Oh, shit. That's the plan right now. Also, I cannot wait to... I'm not going to read the comments section when we have Hasan on. I'm just going to tune out for that one. Yeah. Yo. Yeah. Hey hey i'm going to america and in real life have you ever been yeah two times uh before covid and then i wanted to come back and they were like no europeans europeans have so much covid and i was like whoa and then for two years i was banned and now i'm unbanned so i'm coming just get you're

getting banned on everything. It sounds like America. Okay. It was the entire continent of Europe. It wasn't just me. It was the entire continent. They banned everyone. Yeah.

There was a, there was a complete travel ban for Europe. Yeah. But they just had to do that. It was really just for you though. They didn't, you guys had the most cases. They didn't want to make it uncomfortable. They didn't want to make it awkward. So they, it's like's like yeah it's for everyone

like you know like probably if there's like a boy's trip and a guy is like invites his girlfriend and then you're like oh uh all of us agreed like no girlfriends like we're not bringing ours but really it's just because you don't like his girlfriend but you got to say it's like oh it's like a community decision and there's no girlfriends allowed. Like that one movie, like Midsommar. I love Midsommar. You've seen that? Midsommar. Yeah, yeah.

You've seen that movie? It's like, don't bring your fucking stupid girlfriend. And then she's like, hey, guys, I'm so excited to come. And they're like, oh, man. That was the realest scene. That was so uncomfortable. And then only because of that, they killed everyone. And then, you know, they're trying to have a nice little shroom trip,

and she's got to go and ruin it. She's got to be the one to freak out. Because she's mentally ill. She's just mentally ill. If you're mentally ill, you shouldn't do shrooms. Yeah, that's what I've been saying. Debatable. Shrooms are great therapeutically, but some mental illnesses,

you should not do psychedelics. Yeah, it's not good. It can, if you have things things under like if you have schizophrenia for example like under the surface doing a lot of psychedelics can bring that to the surface that's what happened to uh the guy from pink floyd i forgot what he was called i just farted into the mic i just i did not hear it yeah i just wanted to make it known i just wanted to make it known that's all and yeah if i feel like if i tried now, I would probably just shit my pants. Oh, well, we've never had someone shit their pants live on the podcast before. That's true.

Didn't – no, I'm not going to do that. Please – come on. You're such a bitch. Give us something here. I had a – I took a nap earlier today, and I had a horrible nightmare where I was hanging out with, like, all these cute girls, and I had diarrhea in my pants. And it was like – I was wearing shorts, and it was, like, dripping, like, down my leg and, like i had diarrhea in my pants and it was like i was wearing shorts and it was like dripping like down my leg and like dropping out of my pants and i ran really fast away and uh i was like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck and uh i went into the bathroom to like try to

clean myself up and and i i was unable to like it just wouldn't come off and i was like i can't go back out there around these cute girls i have shit in my pants and that is a common nightmare i have did you ever your pants in real life like let's not say diaper like anything like beyond like let's say 14 after 14 years old like did you ever shoot your pants many times oh who ryan sorry no sorry i i actually had to get up and put on an ice pack i thought i could be smooth and i missed a little bit of the conversation yeah i was talking about my nightmare i had while napping today about uh having diarrhea in my pants around a bunch of okay okay okay and marisa asked have you guys ever shit yourself as an adult have i ever like past like like like like past 14 years old like yeah yeah like i was uh it happened in la once i was sick i was sick

i woke up and i thought i could fart and i just a little came out but i but i haven't like that's fully shat myself but you have the excuse that you were sick and that's like that's got to be so stinky with the oh yeah it's not i threw that away i threw it away it went down the garbage chute i gave it to lego to play around with i should have my pants one time um when i was like this was recently like two years ago maybe after i played football and i was sick too like i feel like no one shits their pants i was just sick sick. Like, it was just like water. It's always when people are sick, except for me. Yeah, you do it because you're sick. Yeah, I'm sick in the head.

Yeah, I'm a little bit of a freak. I'm not what you would call normal, but I've shit my pants. Since I've moved to LA, I've shit my pants probably, what, Ryan? Six, seven times? LA, right? Yeah, there's been times I've had to go back

and drive to our apartment when we were at work to get a new change of underwear for him and stuff. That did happen, yeah. I usually recycle my underwear, but I wear it multiple times. Like before washing it? Yeah, all the time. Like you'll wear it for days in a row?

Yeah. Okay. yeah all the time like you'll wear it for like days in a row yeah okay um yeah you're in la let me think yeah that's that's like in in in america it is in america yeah or it's actually in the people's republic of california but uh that's where i will be going in america but i don't know if i'm going to LA yet Maybe yeah, are you guys in Florida and you're like are you going straight to Tampa? I'll see you in Florida I'm yeah, Florida first and then Austin and after Austin I'm not sure if I go home or LA after it really depends if you guys are like nice It all depends on us If I if I go like who else is there in california everyone to meet like what if i go to like florida and you guys are just horrible like awful awful people we

don't really want to go to california we are awful people but i mean you should still come visit los angeles is like coke no absolutely not. That's horrible for your heart. Pepsi? I will have a glass of smooth Pepsi right before the fight. I'm drinking cola right now. They're not drug testing us for the fight.

Ryan, we could have been juicing this whole time, dude. That's what pains me. If you noticed, by the way, in the group chat, the only person that asked about that was... I'm not sure if you noticed. Did you? About drug testing? The only person who asked,

are they testing for performance enhancers? Did you catch wind of that? Was it Hondar? It was. I took a random shot in the dark. So, you know, just something to keep an eye on. Super Mega publicly accuses Hundar of using steroids. Who are you fighting, Ryan?

Alex Ernst. Demons. His demons. Are you going to win that? I don't know. I don't know if I'm going to win it. I think it's a pretty even fight, especially given current circumstances.

What's the circumstance? I got cut in half recently, and it's still mending. How? They glued them back together, but they have to reapply the glue multiple days in a row. Yeah, they got to dry it.

It takes a while. We talked about it last podcast it's the whole thing it's better though he's a little bit better i hurt my achilles tendon so i've i've been off my feet for the most part and i haven't been able to spar uh i hurt both my achilles tendons like a little bitch uh because i so everyone's just getting hurt yeah but i i i i asked ian uh i dubs i i told him about my injury and he's like everyone is like injured right now and uh my coach told me the same thing he's like before fights like everyone always ends up hurting themselves because they start going too hard

they got yeah they just go way too fucking hard i think i we were just overexerting ourselves yeah well i got in like i said i got a new trainer, and I had been running like a mile, a mile and a half for like my jogs, and then he was like – You got to do five to six. Yeah. So I kind of just for multiple days in a row did that, and I don't think I was wearing good shoes for it, and I just kind of –

You got to get good shock absorption. I got some really cool boxing shoes. I got some Hayabusa ones that are super cool. I got Adidas that I like. I like using the Hayabusa gloves. I love those gloves. Yeah, I got a pair of those. Because of the double straps.

Yes, Hayabusa's sick. I got myself a pair of 12 ounces because I do want to continue pad work, and I really do enjoy boxing like, boxing in general. I do too. Like, I've come to like it more the less I've gotten my ass beat because, like, when I was – for a long time, it was just my old trainer just punching me in the head,

and, like, I couldn't even get a hit on him, and I was out of breath, and it just wasn't fun. But, like, now that I've learned a little bit more and I'm sparring with different people, I enjoy it. It's fun. It keeps you on your feet. I wish I could hit you. You can when you come on the live podcast for an episode.

You can clock me in the face. Okay, I will maybe come to California just for the live podcast. You've got to come to the Super Megaplex. It's not happening for a little bit bit so you can't be too early you know i'm gonna be in america in one week it's definitely too early i'm gonna be in austin i'm yeah i didn't finish i'm sorry ryan in the bed be like hey i didn't finish. No, look, I'm going one week to Florida ice and then like two weeks to Austin Austin. Slat.

And yeah, all the other people from Yes, flat Trevor peach. I really want to go visit Austin. Trevor keeps begging me and Ryan. I'm hoping I'm hoping to make a video with the Off Kenny. Oh, you definitely should. Off Kenny. That would be my dream. Jacob puts so much damn work into those videos. Like, he is...

I think Off Kenny is, like, the coolest channel in the world after Super Mega. Okay, I was about to... That's what I'm saying. My heart was racing. No, I like them. I like them. I think that comedy style, like, just, I feel like I would fit there.

Yeah. It would be funny. Do you know what you want to do for the video? Because I became a rapper. It's not my job to come up with the video. Ryan, you should do an off-candy video. Or we should do one together with them. I'm down.

We should become lawyers. Yeah, if you guys come to Austin, then I don't have to go to California. No, because after the the fight we're going well Ryan are you going home after the fight or are you coming back to LA no I'm just gonna come back to LA I think oh cause little Justin chose the one week he finally comes out little Justin chooses when

you know I'm not here I'll tell you one I wait half a year for Justin to come back out. I'm like, Justin, come next week. You can come any day you want. Literally, man. Just get on a plane and come.

And then he finally comes. And it's when I'm not. I'm going to be in Kansas with Tucker. He can house sit for you. Yeah, okay. I'm going to make him do that. He's going to have to stay in my house alone because he has to feed Michael Jackson and Bubbles. Yeah.

I'll tell you one thing. I may or may not have spent almost $5,000 on a hotel room in bubbles. I'll tell you one thing. I may or may not have spent almost $5,000 on a hotel room in Florida. What the fuck? That has the top floor and a pool in the middle of the room. Was it worth it? I don't know. I'm not there.

I would like to come have a fun hangout there. You guys come over. After the fight though. No partying before the fight. Big party. I just feel like I'm going to be exhausted after the fight.

I want to go to Waffle House or something. It depends on if you win or lose. If you lose, you're going to be depressed. If you win, you're going to have a rush. I've had my fair share. I don't think I'll be depressed if I lose. I think I'll be bummed about it. There's you know and there's gotta be a loser you know i feel like we won ryan we we already won because our bodies are the most in shape they've ever been and we look sexy as hell

so that's a beautiful we won in that aspect well we yeah but we could already be we could have already been at our peak like reza that's's true. I'm not at my peak. I saw you flex like whenever I first looked you up. And that was insane. If this was my peak, I have nothing. Unless you're like pushing your biceps up. I don't see how you can be modest about that. Are you serious right now?

I'll send a video of me flexing if you don't believe me. Do it. I don't find it good though. I am not where I need to be. Maybe I have muscles but- You wanna get bigger? I don't wanna get bigger, I wanna get lean. I wanna get cut, diced. Oh, you want like the cauliflower shoulder. Like muscle size, sure. I want more shoulders. You want skin tight definition.

I want to have more shoulders actually the thing is my arms are big but there's no definition like where's it there's no cut see this let's see this it's it's good but it's not it there's it's lacking the shadows the hell your muscles are massive but you can fit you can fit like three of my arms into that of course i could that is that looks like skinny man like my legs aren't even like my thighs are smaller than that you were saying how there's gonna be no knockouts if you don't find this good i don't find that's a knockout arm that's an arm that could deliver a knockout i'm sorry but this is not my i I don't want this.

I need more. Okay. Yeah, more power to you. Well, you can do it. You can do it. I mean, you just gotta train those muscles. Oh, whoa, huge news. Chet Hanks says he doesn't feel like

he's done anything offensive when asked if there were any marginalized communities he wanted to apologize to. Good, good, good. Oh, that's good. I'm glad he's standing by his values. I actually... Yeah, I don't have anything to say about that.

Well, that's perfect because... Oh, this is almost my peak. This was almost my peak. Almost your peak. This is right before the surgery, so after that I fell off, but here I was getting leaner. Damn.

Definitely. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to look like this. Oh, yeah. Obviously, I'm working with my'm working i didn't know you had a naruto tattoo yeah i'm obviously working with lighting here and stuff but yeah every time i look in the mirror in my bathroom i get i feel really bad about my body uh but i realize it's like the lighting in my bathroom is just horrible and it just makes me look really not good but then if i go and look in the mirror in my bedroom it's like a complete difference i mean i can't lie i can't lie i gotta be honest that fucking estrogen man it's fucking me in the asshole like i am having trouble

working out like no wonder like women aren't like super ripped and big because and good at sports fuck yep yeah because there's no testosterone anymore without my testosterone. I'm just I Nothing what I'm an empty shell question. What would happen if I'm so you saw what would happen if you took both? Like what if you took testosterone and it's okay I'm sure you just get cancer and die from it. Yeah You can try. Yeah, maybe Ron and I will okay, you know what? Do Ryan and I will do a video where i will get i will bring the hormones to la and you can take them live well we're gonna like rush and

roulette it so over a month period one of us is taking estrogen the other one's taking testosterone and we don't know who's taking what we like it's like a blind bag i think you're just a closeted transgender woman all right well we're gonna wrap up the podcast that sounds like something i would say yeah do you want to do say. Anything you want to plug? Tell us about what you have going on. Just follow me on Twitter, I guess. At?

Is that it? Is that all you want people to see? No Twitch? Yeah. Fuck that Twitch, man. I hate that platform. Alright, Twitter. It's in the description. Meow Riza. She's epic. We love her. Go check her out.

I'm going to check out myself. In the mirror? Checking out a hotel? Checking out of the podcast. In the mirror. I'm also checking out. It was nice. Thank you guys for having me on.

Thanks for coming. Thank you for. Yep. Exactly. What Matt just said. Yeah. Absolutely. And maybe in real life next time we can box in front of the broadcast.

Okay. Hell yeah. On the camera. Let's do it. On the camera. Arm wrestling and all that. Arm wrestling. Arm wrestling us at the same time.

I'm going to snap my arm. Both. Yeah. Honestly. Two hands both for us. Arm wrestling you. I get your dominant hand though. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, yeah. Two hands both for us, arm wrestling you. I get your dominant hand, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Both hands are dominant. Of course. You trained them. You've trained them to be that way. What, you only trained one arm? Stupid. Transgender people are ambidextrous.

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