supermegashow - EP 296 - Losers

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

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Oh, yeah. Real sloppy with the podcast. In the ring and in the podcast. You sound a little stuffy, Ryan. What's going on? You got a cold? Yeah, yeah. I got a little bit of a cold. Well, everyone apparently after the event, not everyone, but a lot of people were getting COVID and shit. Yeah, a lot of people got COVID.

I mean, even to the point where one of our own employees is faking having COVID, so he doesn't have to come into work. I won't name any names, but his last name rhymes with Pollard. Yeah, it's a shame he's doing that. It's kind of a baby move, but... I liked what you did in the group chat where you sent a picture of your test showing that it was negative.

Oh, that I was negative? And he didn't send one back. He just said he was positive. Well, I've been testing every day, like twice a day, and I'm still negative, and it's been like five days. You've been exhausted, though. Yeah, I take several naps in the day. Right, me too. The only reason I thought that I might have COVID was just because of how exhausted I've been.

And my throat's been a little itchy. But other than that, you know, no COVID. My body is strong. I'm a warrior. I can put up with a ton. A fucking warrior. Ryan is a warrior. I think that's my favorite quote of the whole fucking thing.

Just hearing Charlie. Just like, Ryan McGee, a fucking warrior. Yeah, we both, okay. If you guys are wondering what we're referencing. Creator Clash happened. Yeah, this is the first podcast back since the very first Creator Clash. Welcome to Super Mega Cast, episode 296. Spoiler alert, Matt and I, back to back, both lost our bouts.

Round of applause, ladies and gentlemen for super mega representing super mega well i saw a news article that said that you uh not a news article i saw someone online say that you you saved our legacy oh by losing no because you fought so hard and so well i got my ass you fought so good all the way to the end. So you did save our legacy because I went in there and I just kind of. It's 22 seconds, right? Yeah, 22 seconds. 22 seconds. Well, that's. I got bum rushed.

I think that's one of the things that might have like, I don't know. There's a lot of things that were pushing me. And I'm stubborn to begin with in general. But I do think like in my pre-fight interview with Big Jesus, he was like, your friend Matt just got pummeled. So it's up to you to go, what is it, like redeem? Save our reputation. Save our reputation. I was like okay so i guess i guess the definition of saving our reputation was just

not losing by tko because i just wasn't letting that happen dude your fight was a very even fight that was intense that was insane i think the first two rounds were pretty even the third round he got in a groove and i started getting really sloppy i mean it's not like we both were like great technical boxers in the beginning nobody was but then the fourth round i got brutalized and then the fifth round i think uh we were both fucking tired yeah and we just started throwing just like like winding back Yeah, you guys kept punching each other at the same time. It was like boing, boing.

It's a shame I had to kill Nathan. I know, I know. So let's let's lay it all out there, right? Okay. Nathan took steroids. I'm gonna start accusing him of cheating. He didn't take steroids.

Let's definitely start because I was the fight right after you, so I was in the waiting room, in the dugout, so to speak, during your fight. And, you know, you had your walk-in, he had his walk-in, his walk-in was very, your walk-in was just very chill. You know, you took a an inflatable with a taped face of nathan and then as you were i thought you were gonna stomp on it in the ring oh i should have done that i didn't know if i was allowed to bring it in the ring that's why i i stomped on it in the i was like i gotta stomp on it here i guess i wonder if anyone got a hold of

that i gave it to someone oh okay when i was walking out of the ring i just tossed it to some some fans okay and then uh he came in and nathan's entrance into the ring was very animalistic oh yeah just like his entrance into the way in honestly yeah yeah the way in entrance was intense do you think any of that kind of clued you into, like, okay, he is just going to do this? Oh, well, I knew he was going to just go berserk. I honestly didn't expect him to... I was expecting more of, like, a technical fight where you're going to wait for, like, jabs

and try to get in there, try to find openings. I thought that... my honest thought was that he was gonna pummel me, obviously, but I thought that there would be more of a fight. Instead, I just got stunned right out the gate, and everything was stars after that. Everything was stars, baby. I tried to pinpoint the exact location.

You said the first hit to your face was when the stars started? He got me with a body shot first. Did that create stars? No, that didn't seeing stars. Pinpoint the exact location. You said the first hit to your face was when the stars started? He got me with a body shot first. Did that create stars? No, that didn't create stars. It was the first head shot. Did you go oof? I went oof. That was the worst Minecraft Steve's impression.

No, I went more like oof. That was a better impression. But yeah, from the first hit to the head, you know, I was just stunned. And his method was to get me in the body so I would drop my hands and then get me in the face. And then when I raised my hands from that, he would go for the body. So I saw a lot of people complaining that I didn't keep my hands up. But when he gets me in the body, I don't really have a—it's like kind of a reaction. And I watched it in slow motion he got me good

yeah Tucker sent both of us the slow motion Tucker sent me a slow motion of we'll talk about my fight in a little bit but he sent me a slow motion as well of just me getting knocked the fuck out oh of when you fell? yeah yeah yeah

damn yeah there was one punch Nathan got me where it was like dead center in my nose I saw that one and when I was in the back room and I saw that, my heart actually dropped. It was at that moment where I was like, this round is not going well. Yeah. Well, yeah.

I just didn't really have a chance to do anything. I'm very proud of Nathan and he deserves that win I just wish that I had more of a chance to fight because here so here's one thing should have clenched him I I I couldn't even think I know I know I just feel like clenching would have been the only thing that would have saved that in my head I remember I was like clench clench clench but i i didn't i mean i only clenched once alex and i only clenched once in our whole fight and that was in the fifth round i think yeah that was good that was good when you got him like that well i mean i was getting i was getting wobbly i had to like use him for a little stability he was your he was your rock he was but

he was a fucking monster to begin each round you're supposed to like tap gloves and I looked over at the commissioner the woman from the boxing commission next to me and I was like are we tapping gloves and she said yes and then the guy in the middle like did his like hand motion so I was like oh we're tapping gloves and then like I took one

step and realized are we tapping gloves no we're not tapping gloves and Nathan just came straight at me and then yeah it's it's weird like the difference in like I don't want to I don't I don't want to say like sportsmanship but like yeah there's the tapping gloves thing I remember Alex and I had the tapping gloves thing but we also I think Alex and I twice during our fight like went for like a glove tap even when it wasn't necessary like it was just like we're good we're good and then okay we're gonna fight again yeah so like and then you have fights like the uh odd ones out

versus i did a thing where the sportsmanship there was you know i did a thing yeah he definitely felt that he was overpowering. Yeah, he kept looking at the ref, wanting the ref to call it. Oh, I watched back the fight. He's like, come on! Yeah. Fuck!

And then he has to go. You have to continue boxing. You have to continue punching the person. Yeah. He's a great dude, though. He did not want to keep punching James, especially on his fucking birthday. Harley had a similar kind of reaction, I feel, where Harley realized Aaron was out of his depth,

and so he started to go a bit easy. Because you can't be Harley and go full force. I'm surprised they weren't wearing helmets, because that's heavy, heavy weight. Right, right. I was just cruiserweight. You're cruiserweight? I was cruiserweight. What? I was cruiserweight.

190 is cruiserweight. Was I light cruiserweight? I don't know. You were definitely light weight. I wasn't featherweight. No, that would have been like Michael and Graham. Who Michael did a fantastic job michael should take up boxing like as a as a serious skill he's he's fantastic at it i think technically the best fighters like in terms of boxing were michael haley i did a thing

and uh i dubs dr mike yeah they all were very good and me right yeah but yeah dude I did a thing, and Idubbb's Dr. Mike. Yeah. They all were very good technically. And me, right. Yeah. But, yeah, dude. Back to your fight. Sorry, we trail off from time to time. No, it's all right. So I want you to give me a play-by-play kind of like what was going through your head,

like through the whole fight, and then even because people are questioning of like, it looked like Matt said he could have gone on in the end i want you to give full context from your perspective of your fight so the whole 22 seconds out so this is gonna take a while a long fight uh i stepped in you know i had my my hands up and i started stepping in thinking we were going for the glove tap and then you were also goofing around with him. I remember you did the ape, like, beat your chest thing. And then I started walking in, and he started coming at me pretty quick. And then it clicked. I was like, oh, no, we're fighting.

And kind of out of that confusion and panic, I threw a really weak jab. And then from there, I just, I think I took a body shot, and then I just started getting pummeled in the head. And when you get hit in the head that hard, like everything shuts down for a second, like in your, your brain, like everything, like there's a, yeah, everything goes black and there's like just a huge flash of like, almost like someone's throwing a bunch of glitter up in the air, just a bunch of stars. And, uh, I was like, okay, get your hands up, you know, but he just pummeled me so quickly,

like relentlessly. Um, and it hurt pretty bad, but, uh, when he got me over there and the ref came and called it, you could see, I, I'm just kind of like, I'm smiling. Cause I was like, wow, damn. And I went back over to my corner and they were like, they asked me questions and I like, like, like who's the president. And I said, I answered it correctly. I said, Donald J. Trump. Good, good, good, good. And then they made me do like the follow their finger. And I was, I was good to keep going.

Cause I wanted to, I was like, damn, I got my ass whooped right there, but I want to, you know, go again. I felt like you could have at least continued regardless. Yeah, no, I could have, I was okay to continue. Like, I think the adrenaline makes you, you know, was okay to continue like i think the adrenaline makes you you know like able to continue and i felt all right my face hurt a little bit but what would have helped is that now you knew what he was doing and so your coat you wouldn't have been

able to talk to your coach until the second round but if you were able to like i think what you needed to do in that moment like if you were to come back is like keep one glove out to keep that distance and just fucking like yeah bop him if he gets close yeah yeah but then i realized they called it and i was like oh okay uh and then that was it what was that feeling when they call like when they called it did you know it immediately when they gave the hand signal of like no when i sat back down I thought it was still going, and I told them I was good to keep going. I guess what sucks the most is I did train for six months,

and I put on like 20 pounds, and I didn't get to do anything. There was literally no anything for me to do. I personally think that a better matchup would have been you and odd ones out oh yeah i think we were matched up at the very beginning for a bit but i don't know why they switched it because that because you and him had definitely more of a more of a similar not build but more of a similar body type and weight class yeah you could have gone into and dad while y'all kind of met somewhat evenly i feel like sorry i feel like nathan like i'm trying to think of like who would have been a good matchup i don't think that my matchup was necessarily a very good matchup uh no like a very

fair matchup because i knew from the he was to pummel me from the beginning. Like I knew there was, like he had more experience than me. He's been an athlete for so long. I knew that like, and also he has like a dedication and a, you know, obsession to persevere. Like that I honestly don't have that I wish I did. And I think it was, it was just tricky. It's not, it's not anyone's like it's not like a nis or ian's fault or anything for that matchup because i was i i was down i i agreed to that matchup i said yes it granted it was before i had seen that nathan had gotten ripped because in my

head i just saw like the kind of like skinny goofy dude that i had seen a couple years back yeah so in my head i was like okay that'll be. I had no idea he had gotten athletic. But I had already agreed, and I was like, well, here we go. Well, he's listening to this right now, you know. Yeah, Nathan is definitely listening to this right now. You know what, Nathan? Here's what I want you to do. I want you to pull your balls out of your zipper.

Don't pull the cock out, just the balls. And text me a picture of those little prunes. Do you think he'd do it? I don't think he'd do it. Nathan, this is a real test of your manliness. Yes. We just kind of want to see how much testosterone you have in those suckers. This will prove that you're a real man once and for all.

Because you did a good job in the ring. But this is the final trial right here. This is harder than that fight and in terms of your injuries from from that 22 second bout what what did you sustain uh i had a severe concussion uh-huh that's what they told me in the hospital and i just have a bruise on my nose like a like a bump right here okay but you know overall i was i was all right you know after the fight i i was i was. I was talking to people, just chilling. I was memeing around. It was, the adrenaline took a long time to wear off.

And then at about like 5 a.m., I started feeling the effects of the concussion. So I got checked out by a doctor. Yeah. And I was fine. I just have a concussion, which I think is gone by now. But, yeah, that's my fight the final thing i'll say is is i just i wish that i had more of a chance to do anything hey you can all sign up for next year huh i broke a record fastest uh ko you can break that record next

year too yeah you should try to fight harley okay epic meal man that's a good that's a good Okay. Epic Mule Man? That's a good matchup. I just laughed and farted at this. But yeah, I'm very proud of Nathan. He trained super hard, and he came in there with a lot to prove, and he proved it. And he had a story and dedication that he buckled down on and fucking completed it. Now I guess he's on another rampage at some point with someone else. Yeah, he's trying to do another boxing event,

I think with, like, the spooky YouTuber side of things. Okay. And I think he wants to fight Nexpo, Nightmare Expo, who's a—I'm a big fan of his stuff. He makes, like, creepy videos. It's going to be hard for anyone to see that fight and want to step in the ring with him though because they're because they're gonna kind of know his game plan unless he switches it up and gets a little more technical right right because

i'm not saying that he wasn't like he from the get-go of the fight he had his gloves up but like there was just a point where he was just throwing just throwing yeah i mean i wasn't even defending myself there was one there was one punch where it was it was after he got you in the front of the face and you kind of went like back into the ring i lost my i was so stunned i couldn't keep my balance he threw i think his left arm like back and held it there and ran up to you and then punched you. Yeah, yeah. It was like a charging punch. I had my gloves down. I was stunned. And that shit hurt.

That's how I got my nose bruised. I think it was that one. You've seen the edits with the cartoons. Oh, it's hilarious. I'm obviously embarrassed by this. You don't need to be embarrassed. You still stepped into a ring. You still got in a fight.

Nobody wakes up and is like, I want to get into a fist fight you know but you you you fucking made that choice and not only that but like it one thing it it wasn't like an event where we were putting like our egos on the line or anything for the most part it was a like a nice fun charity event yeah i mean say what you will, some of the fights were pretty visceral and brutal, especially when you think back of the Haley and Minx one. Yeah, and yours. Yours was the most brutal, which we'll talk about in just a second. But yeah, that was a fun fight.

It's on brand, you know? Yeah. It's on brand for me. I did it on purpose to be a meme. It's a Kaufman-esque bit. And then the next night we were out at dinner and I go. Olive Garden? No, we were out at dinner at Miller's Ale House.

Oh, that fucking place. Oh, it's so good. It's the best. It's the best restaurant. And then we go and I look up my clip online and it already had over a million views. We were supposed to go to Waffle House, but apparently the people at Waffle House just put the clothes sign up and shooed Oxl and Freddie away.

They look like a weird pair of brothers that grew up making love to each other. So I would do the same thing. But yeah, you know, that was fun. I would like to do it again. I want to try to get a more fair matchup and train much, much harder next time. I offered it to Lucas Cruikshank.

You guys know Fred. I offered it to Fred. Hey, it's Fred. And he did get back to me. And he said no. Oh, did he? Yeah, he turned it down. Really?

But when he's in Los Angeles next time, we're going to hang out. Okay. We should get him on the cast. Dude, that's going to be so surreal for me to meet Fred. But then I challenged Ian from Smosh because I was like, that might be a good matchup. He also said no. So now I'm trying to think. Wow, people just really don't want to fucking fight for some reason.

Maybe baby no money. I mean, I'm in the same boat of like. I'll decide later. I don't know if i'm going to fight in next year's creator clash i might give it a year first oh yeah i might give it a year and then come back potentially it's just like with my matchup like as much as like i know it created like a entertaining fight i don't know if i could just do that again yeah that was a lot yeah yeah you were training like every day not only that we were told we made it into a joke on the podcast because i didn't want to like say too much about it but there was a point

where i think it was like about a month three weeks before the actual event uh some during training happened uh i was i was so she kissed him yeah my trainer kissed me on the neck i'm kidding no no but you would hate that oh yeah basically some i don't i still don't know yet i'm i'm i made an appointment with a just regular doctor so that they could refer you refer me to whoever they think but something fucked happened with my lower back that then i think from what it was i think it was a hernia herniated disc in my lower back that started pinching my sciatic nerve. Which means that basically my lower back was fucked. Not only that, but depending on what angle or however my leg was positioned,

a shooting pain would go from my top glute all the way down to my ankle. I hate even thinking about that. And it still kind of it still happens yeah you're laying down right now yeah it's uh I've been laying down for

the past month or so of the podcasts that we've recorded that's why we were doing it at uh my house at discord or over discord and stuff and so

we oddly enough the adrenaline during the fight like none of that mattered and none of that bothered me. But about two days after the fight, like, I was like, I remember a day after the fight, I was like, wow, okay, I'm still getting better. I guess I didn't fuck anything up. But now, even returning home, like, most of my pain, I still feel, like, a general soreness in, like, upper glute, kind of like sciatic area, like where the sciatic shit stems. And then I feel a little soreness in my ankle.

And then the most pain I feel kind of like in my hamstring area. Right, right. And like it's like if I sit up like that, like right here, fuck, it like burns. It used to be like a tightening sensation, but now it's like this radiating, burning sensation. Nerve stuff always freaks me out. Which hurts like a motherfucker. So I need to go figure that out, because it's been

one week since you looked at me. I got that injury. And here's the thing. It's been like a month. It's because I over-trained in terms of physical fitness. Right, right. I put more work into physical fitness than into actual boxing training.

Which is why you look so damn good. Oh, wow. Thank you. Just, I mean, think about all the impact exercises I was doing. I was doing like fucking a shit ton of burpees and then I was doing these like squat jumps with a medicine ball forwards

and backwards i was i was jogging and on top of that um one of my back started to hurt uh my trainer was like oh you need to stretch out your lower back that's why it hurts and now looking back those lower back stretches would have been good if it was anything but sciatic right right the problem with these stretches if it was anything but sciatic pain. Right, right. The problem with these stretches is that if I have sciatic pain, which I did, it makes the problem worse. It aggravated it more. It aggravated it worse and made it worse. Damn.

And so ultimately I was, for about a week, I was like limping and unable to do anything. Yeah, I thought you weren't going to be able to fight. But I remember I was like don't don't tell them how bad it is because i want to fucking fight right i want to do this i've been training so long for this and i fucking did i stepped into the ring and i fought and again with the adrenaline everything none of that made an appearance in the fight in terms of what at least what i could notice yeah uh i think that uh something that spikes your adrenaline is these ad reads angie has made it easier than ever to

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And now that we're back from the ad reads, we can get into the act. Mr. McGee's brawl. That was more of a brawl. Yeah, it wasn't really like a technical boxing match it really was just like a fucking shit was insane like

it was like two drunk people angry with each other at a bar and the barkeeper was just like I got some boxing gloves go hash it out outside

that looked like when gorillas fight that fight was so gut wrenching and brutal and I think the best fight of the night. Were you watching it live? Yeah, I was watching it live. The doctors were checking me out

and they had me sit down and I just kept standing up and they're like, nope, sit back down. And then I would like stand up five seconds later because you'd get like a punch in or something would happen. God, dude, everyone in the locker room

was like silent watching that. Just like, ooh. Well, we were following up something. So like, I'm sure, well, Ian told me. Oh, you're welcome. I did my opening just so yours would look better by comparison. silent watching that just like well we were following up something so like i'm sure because well ian told me and oh you're welcome i did my opening just so yours would look better by thanks man ian was actually told me he was somewhat worried after your fight because he was afraid that all the fights would kind of go the route that yours did in terms of there would

be a clear kind of like winner and i'm not saying alex wasn't a clear winner alex was like winner and i'm not saying alex wasn't a clear winner alex was definitely a clear winner in in at the end of everything uh i do i do want to say i do feel like the first two rounds were somewhat like fine like it could have gone either way but the third round is when more of the trouble started to happen i think ended the second round, too. Fourth round is where it was just, like, brutal on my end. Like, I just got the shit kicked out of me. Right. And the fifth round was just kind of both of us haggard, trying to stay in there.

Right, right. But, like, he got way more punches in on me. He got a lot more heavy punches in on me. I kept... way more punches in on me he got a lot more heavy punches in on me uh i kept there were some times where he throws a very wide right and it hits me on the back of the head but most of the time that's also due to the fact that i'm i'm not an experienced boxer this is my first fight literally ever my first fucking fight ever like even it was everyone's first fight as far as i know and so it's like you i'm not i'm not too technically savvy yet and i do want to continue like doing boxing stuff but like i gotta wait to heal of course before that but when when you turn like

i turned away from my opponent with punches or while trying to dodge because like also it's like an instinctual thing to like hide your face if you see a punch coming and it would right right that's why i kind of connecting to my back of my head yeah yeah and so when i turn the back of my head when you get hit on the back of the head it dazes the fuck out of you in fact there's a reason it's illegal in boxing to hit someone on the back of the head like what you did to your dad that one smack him in the back of the head and he went to another dimension walking Walking outside of a singular wireless. But yeah, I mean, I guess I can talk about

the big highlight moment, right? Yeah, walk us through from beginning to end. Oh, well. Or like highlight-wise. Highlight-wise, I think the biggest highlight is when I got knocked clean out.

But I go back and watch the footage and it's weird because in my head during the fight, I saw the punch coming, and the next thing I knew, I was, like, on the ground, like, kind of, like, coming to. Yeah. So I thought, like, I legitimately, like, fell all the way. But looking back at the fight, I caught myself with one of my gloves. You didn't fall fully. You caught yourself with your glove. It was more of, like, a stumble fall but i did get knocked out like i i did lose consciousness

during that fall oh obviously yeah oh i didn't realize you actually lost consciousness for a second so i lost consciousness for a little bit and i came to and i remember he checked me out i walked to the end of the ring which is interesting because if you look at Alex's and I's fight there are a lot of moments where other refs in the event would have ended our fight but they let Alex and I keep going oh yeah I was surprised

I'm glad though because I'm more like I'm personally and this is loser talk right like much love to Alex like he's actually like good dude and I'm not trying to this is loser talk, right? Like, much love to Alex. Like, he's actually, like, good dude, and I'm not trying to take anything away from him, but I'm personally just proud of the fact that I, as, like, an ex-smoker

and, like, not a healthy dude in general, was able to last the five rounds. Regardless of how much— You were the only people besides Ian and Dr. Mike. Yeah. And that's so cool. Oh. I don't know if you can hear that you should be so proud of yourself because that fight was close and it was so fucking good

it was so intense you looked like you were in hell but you kept going and then after he knocked you down yeah once I saw that blood pouring out of my nose I think he said at the end of the second round I saw it I was like oh my god yep

shit now it's getting brutal I do have to say it was it's a pretty like badass image it looks cool as fuck of like when I'm when I stand up after the knockout

and I'm like I have blood all on my face I have blood on my arms and on my chest I'm like looking back I'm like Jesus Christ this is a charity event i know i know i know beat alex and i were texting after the event hold on i want to

make sure i i quote him verbatim uh where was it because we were just checking up on each other he asked how i was doing i sent him a picture of like my fate but my nose was very swollen so i sent him the picture and then he sent me a picture of him where his nose was very swollen so i sent him the picture and then he sent me a picture of him where his nose was somewhat swollen and black eyes just like me but let me see um he was just like haha never again and i'm like same i'll stick to a punching bag and then he was like we really beat the shit out of each other for 10 minutes lol yeah yeah we really just like kept going and i honestly like i don't know if i was reading like the the moment right or not but after i got knocked out

alex was on the side of the ring and i think it looked like it was done and it looked like he thought that it was done and there's a point you both look like you can see him like turn and then like turn sharply again he's like oh wait it's not done i know and i turn sharply again. He's like, oh, wait, it's not done? I know, and I just... That's when, I don't remember who said it, but they're like, Ryan is a warrior! That was... He's like... He goes, once again, ding, ding,

and we're starting again. He's like, Ryan McGee! I'm just going to play it because it gives me a bunch of dopamine listening to you. It should, dude. I just... You should be so fucking proud of yourself, dude. It was amazing.

I was so proud of you watching that whole thing I gotta find that moment Hold up Oh this is 5 Cause it happened in 4 Okay here we go Okay here's the moment So this is when I go down

Down goes Ryan McGee. Here's Charlie. Oh my God. They tell me to walk to the corner of the ring. I walk. Oh my God. Ryan is a warrior. Oh, my God. I didn't realize that was Charlie.

Ryan is a warrior. Yeah. You are. That was fucking awesome. It was honestly, like, I know, like, you're supposed to want to win and not get the shit beat out of you, but I'm personally satisfied with that fight, and I just want to i alex definitely isn't listening but alex is a fucking legitimately stand-up dude he's a really nice guy

he might do stand-up he does comedy but uh there's there was like this after the fight there was this moment i think where he's like i he's like i never want to fight you again i'm like same he's like there was something like are we are we friends i'm like sure he's like we're friends i'm like yeah and so it was we both obviously didn't want to like actually like kill each other. There was no beef. But I think the moment I punch him or he punches me, like the first punches that we land, it just makes everything real. And you're like, okay, this person's trying to come after me. And the rest of the fight kind of speaks for that.

I'm really proud of that fight. I'm happy with, well, I'm not like, oh, you know, it would have been great if I could have won and pulled out like a last minute win in round five or done a lot better, kept my gloves up, stopped switching stances so much. There's a lot that I did sloppily and Alex kept his composure a lot better. But Alex was the much, he was the better fighter in that fight

and like all props to him because not only is he a better fighter he's a fucking good dude and he's i i have i don't know i just have a lot of respect for him and i love the dude he's really nice and uh y'all should y'all should give him the credit that he's due because he he worked his ass off and not only that but like he kept in for the full five rounds too while also being hit it's not like i didn't hit him at all you know i took the most of the barrage the hits but alex definitely took some heavy hits and and definitely you could tell was like winded and tired same as me oh yeah so like he lasted too it was a good matchup you guys are both warriors so So, overall, great.

Do we want to talk about every fight in our opinion? You know, I missed most of the fights because I was backstage and I was just going to leave. Your eyes and that nose up. But that's, I guess that's, like, the other thing that I guess I just was a little, like, dissatisfied with, if I'm speaking honestly, was just because it was like a charity match and it was exhibition, which is more for just like showing off a fight than trying to win. Yeah.

So, I mean, this is loser talk. I'm proud of Nathan. Nathan deserves that win. Nathan is a great standup dude. I love Nathan so much. He would never hurt a fly, except for me in that ring. No blood was spilled in your fight at least?

It was like 20 minutes when I was backstage, then my nose started bleeding. Yeah. And I was like, why wasn't this on camera? That would have been so much cooler. Yours looks badass. But overall, you know, that was a fight. Yeah, we both got into fights. We both got our shit rocked.

Listen, would it be super mega if we didn't both lose? No, come on. Exactly. We lost together. Exactly. We lost together. Shake and bake, baby. That's right, baby.

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And we're back. Well, not really. I gotta go take a poo-poo. I gotta take a piss. So we're just kidding. We're not back. Now we're back, right? Yes.

Emptied some sludge out of his sludge pot. Did you hear me? No, no. I was outside. Definitely just all went... Just like you open the floodgates. It's like still somewhat solid, but mossy solid. You know what I mean?

Oh, yeah. I haven't shit solid since the fight. My nose is still kind of... You have COVID? No. Better not have COVID. I have a... Layton has COVID.

I still have like some... Yeah, you still have black eyes. Yeah, I do. Yeah, you do. And I have a... And I i have a my nose is still somewhat swollen it's hard to breathe out of yeah it should it should probably by the weekend or like after the weekend maybe be a little bit better i just need to go and get my antibiotic antibiotics and then ibuprofen like super ibuprofen apparently super ibuprofen, apparently. Super ibuprofen? Yeah. Oh, shit. They make that?

Yeah, prescribed by the ER, which I was at for five hours and didn't get to go to a party or anything. It sucks, dude. It's because my parents were worried, and I felt like they were there. Well, you took a beating. I did, but I didn't. But get this. Didn't even have a minor concussion. Yeah, they said I had a severe concussioncussion and you didn't even have a concussion.

And I got hit in the back of the head a good bit. Again, that is not Alex's fault. I don't want people creating excuses for why Alex earned the fucking win. Yeah. And on that same note, I don't want anyone going to Nathan or dad and, you know, getting upset about anything. It's not about that. It's not about us winning or whatever. It would have been cool.

It would have been epic. If we both won. It would have been very cool. But that's just not the way it turned out. There can only be one winner and the best fighter won on each of our fights. Right. So that's the way it was.

But we both still got in the ring and fought regardless. Yeah. To all you little haters online talking shit. We're not professional fucking boxers. You couldn't step in the ring. I know you couldn't. You would not be able to fucking do that, you little pussy. And if you want to step in the ring, let's go.

Yeah, let's do it. Ding, ding. In front of 11,000 people. Come on. Come on, fight me, haters. Plus the people at home. Yeah, yeah. A disappointed Dale.

But. Did you? No. Did he no did he text you said he was proud of me okay yeah but i could your mom didn't watch the fight live right she did she watched yours she watched all of them what did she think of mine my dad didn't watch it live because he couldn't figure out how to airplay the fucking thing to his tv what does your mom have to say about my fight she said it was incredible you said incredible and my fight? She said it was incredible. You said incredible and brutal. She said it was hard to watch. Was she, did she get a little like, oh, you know?

She said she got butterflies in her pussy. I don't know what that means, but. Okay. She used those words exactly. Yes. Butterflies in her pussy. Good. Great saying.

Yeah, and I said, I don't know what that means, mom, but, you know, good for you. Good for you. Yeah, my cousin went over and watched it with my mom. My cousin who was on the podcast when he said hi to Penis Mike. Oh, yeah. That was, I love that guy.

Penis Mike? No, I hate Penis Mike. Yeah. My cousin. My cousin's great. Okay, good. Very supportive, very nice young man. He's, he is the only gay on Dale's side. Well. very supportive, very nice young man. He is

the only gay on Dale's side. Really? Is he out? Yeah, he's very out. He wouldn't want to out someone. The boys is gay as the day is long, Ryan. Did you hear his voice? He went, hi penis Mike.

You heard his voice. I'm allowed to do that because I'm impersonating my cousin. Yes. You're allowed to do the gay voice like that if it's making fun of your cousin. Exactly. Which I'm not making fun of him. I'm just reiterating. Great cousin, though.

I can't wait to see him again. Wait. Real talk. Just before we leave today, we just got to go over the paperwork because the paperwork about letting Layton go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We need to. There's like a lot of clauses in there we need to read over.

Yeah. I just want to make sure it goes a lot more simply this time, I guess. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But let's cut back in. but uh let's cut back in sigh

sigh so uh you know we're gonna relax this weekend I've been I've been eating candy and treats me too brother I went to the apple pan and I had a pecan pie and two burgers and some fries I'm going ham hey you you have earned

it I've I've been I've been doing the same thing for the next month I even told my trainer that like I am going to probably You have earned it. I've been doing the same thing. For the next month, I even told my trainer that, like, I am going to probably gain 10 pounds. I am going on, like, a trip with my mom's side of the family, and I'm going to eat a bunch of food then. I'm going to eat whatever I fucking want right now as celebration, and I'll get back into, like, fitness shit. But, like, my main thing, I'm actually scared, dude.

If this leg shit hasn't healed in what four plus weeks let's say like the the inciting incident of when it really started like to really be fucked up was the 20th of april a 420 yeah maybe you just smoked it was 420 i i remember that it was 420 i came into the office, and I took an ice bath to try to deal with it. But I don't know. I was kind of hoping it would heal on its own. It does say sciatic. They do say sciatic injuries take four to six weeks to heal.

But at the same time, I went into a fucking boxing match. Yeah, not the most ideal. So I probably aggravated it again, and who knows what the healing process is. Or the big thing is I need to go to a doctor to get recommended to go probably, I'm guessing it's going to be like a neurologist, because they deal with joints and tendons and shit. Yeah. My Achilles is still inflamed and painful, but that's just, it takes the longest to heal. It's the biggest tendon in your body so i was scared i was gonna really hurt it in the fight but did good 22 seconds yeah exactly not not much strain on it uh and for me like the worst thing apparently to do for sciatic injuries is to like do a lot of twisting and like very fast sharp. Which is exactly like hooks and stuff. Which is exactly what I was doing except wildly.

Yeah. But. Yeah. Well, I'm hoping everything gets fixed, like gets figured out because I don't want this to be like a long term, lifelong injury because I over trained. Right. And then you're stuck with. I was stretched wrong.

Yeah. I don't want to be stuck with this. I just, I just feel it and I just wanted to go away. Is your appointment soon? Huh? Is your appointment soon? 23rd? Nice.

I think. Okay. So in a few days? Or what's today? 20th. Okay, yeah. Okay, cool. I'm going on the 24th to get a nano-needling on my face.

Ooh. To try to... I already did one session, because I went to, For what? I went to, like, a facialist.

Yeah, what does it do? It's, if you have, like, scar tissue. Oh, shit,

can I do nano-needling for, like, these, like, the, yeah, what it does,

is it basically, like, like, makes really tiny little, like, pokes, like, holes,

and then it, your body regenerates, like, the collagen to make, new skin so i have you know i have this uh scar on my face from like the the noob dude cyst that's what i'll call it uh and i if you do a couple of nano needling sessions then apparently you can really heal scars on your body pretty quick what time's your show six okay yeah i'm going to do a pot about list show tonight as a special guest uh i tell you guys to come but by the time this is out it's already over

and uh speaking on super mega uh we've really been slacking the last you know this this this year has been a doozy for us whether it's training or if it's the lawsuit stuff. It's just been a lot on our plate. And especially with the fight coming up close, we just didn't have the motivation to make a lot of content. But now that the fight's over, we got some good stuff on the way. I'm very excited. We have two videos I'm really excited about.

We have them shot that we did back in February and March. We're finally going to get them out. That's our priority when we're back next week. Tucker took some amazing footage of the boxing shit. He had this vision for it and I think I'm interested to see what

I think our boxing video while it's going to be funny, there's definitely more, like, there's some serious tones in there. Yeah. Especially the part when Tucker was filming that dying dude on the side of the street. Yeah, he was, how does it feel to be dying? And the guy couldn't even see. You stabbed me.

But, you know. I think he was on, like, meth, too. Yeah. Well, you know how Tucker is with homeless people yeah hates them frivolous wants them dead

yep and he films it too it's not the first time but you know that's Tucker but yeah this podcast episode is gonna be a little bit

shorter than usual because we're just getting back to things we know we've been sloppy there's a lot that we have to catch up on we're sorry guys

we love you I know and here's the thing oh you said this last time yeah and y'all know the fucking reason for it so give us a little break like i to be fair i actually haven't seen people complaining recently uh about the lack of this to the people who would be complaining which is a very small minority thank you to everyone who's been supporting i we cannot thank you guys guys enough for sticking through us through our sloppy upload schedule. We don't have really any big, big plans.

Nope, we're kind of free now. So right now we're focused on resting, getting back into the swing of things, and hopefully putting out more content. I would like to—Justin's here right now and he did reference potentially playing another Sonic game. I talked to him about it the other night.

Yeah, Sonic Heroes. Yep. So maybe next week we can get that in. I'd have to set up that bed because I still have to lay down. Can we just get you a hospital bed with wheels

so we can like move you room to room? Yeah, if it's cheap. Maybe. You got to get something to prop my legs up like I'm doing with this Snorlax pillow.

All right, yeah. We'll get the little recording bed set up for you. Okay. Yeah. Perfect. Well, thank you all for listening. Thank you. Thank you, Matt, for being a fantastic duo partner.

I wouldn't want to do this with anyone else. I wouldn't either, man. I'm happy to know you. I'm so fucking glad to know you. I'm so proud of want to do this with anyone else oh I wouldn't either I'm happy to know you I'm so fucking glad to know you I'm so proud of you air fistball hey bro fist it through the air I'm super proud of you dude and and I'm proud of us and I'm excited to get back into the groove of making some goofy funny videos and not ruin our physical and mental health ultimately to get the shit kicked out of us. Yeah, now we don't have to worry about that.

It's so yippee. Now we can just ruin it physically by doing the drinking videos. Exactly, exactly. Which, holy fuck, that video. We'll talk about more on the next podcast, I guess. But it's been out for a bit. Go watch it. Yeah.

Go watch our fucking, go watch the boxing shit. I'm sure they can still support Creator Clash by buying t-shirts and stuff potentially. I think so. I don't know. I'm speaking out of my ass. Y'all have a good fucking day. Yeah. Have a good day, everyone.

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