supermegashow - EP 297 - Blackout Podcast

Episode Date: May 27, 2022

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But, you know, you know how people do, like, the dining experience where you eat in, like, the darkness and it, like, enhances the truth. Usually it is pitch black for that though, right? I could throw a curtain up or something. Do you think we could? Yeah. I think that would be beneficial to the experience. We're going to do this entire podcast in complete pitch blackness.

Y'all won't be able to tell. For us, it will enhance the experience though just like the fine dining shit when you do it in the dark. Exactly. I'm going to do something. I'll go find a curtain, Ryan, if you want to introduce do it in the dark. Exactly. I'm going to do something. I'll go find a curtain, Ryan, if you want to introduce them to episode 297. Let me just. Okay.

Oh, that's wonderful. How is that? That feels great. I am lifting up my spine. My doctor's appointment. Oh, sorry. I'll get into that. Welcome to episode 297 of the Super Mega Cast,

also known as, I guess, the Super Mega Podcast. It is another day, and we are making another dollar. Aren't we, buddy? We are making another day another, or to quote Spongebob Squarepants, another day another dime. Yeah, hell yeah brother. Maybe it was nickel. Is that better? Yeah. That's probably the best. That's better. It's not, it's still black.

This is some vibes, brother. It's still pretty black now. Oh, let me shut this curtain too, so the, the. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, shit, shit. There we go. Now I can't see the laptop as much. Yeah, that's pretty nice, man. So, I was just talking about how i have my doctor's appointment tomorrow yeah you do because uh you felt i i noticed something because when the

swelling went down i was like this feels different i had you and a lot of people feel the inside of my nostril and i believe there is a a solid protrusion in my nasal passage it feels like your septum uh has become a little bit deviated. Yeah. So they may need to just snap it back into place. But also, I'm going to hopefully, I don't know if it's going to be tomorrow, but at some point get referred to someone so I can get an MRI to figure out what's going on with my back and sciatic shit. Because it happened like 420.

Dun, dun, dun. And it still sucks. out what's going on with my back and sciatic shit because it's it happened like 420 and it's still sucks still can't sit down for long periods of time yeah it's gotten no better really it's what? it's gotten like not much better at all

before the fight I felt like it was on the up and then ever since the fight it's kind of just stacked it stayed stagnant and been pretty uncomfortable in certain periods sometimes i forget about it sometimes i i can't help but notice it and feel it and try to shift my positioning and i'm like why i thought i took all the pressure off my spine right now but i'm still feeling it. Yeah, that's kind of how it is with my left Achilles tendon.

It's like, actually yesterday was one of the worst days. I thought after the fight it would start getting better, but it's just one of those things that just, I guess, takes forever to heal because it's such a big fucking tendon. Yeah, well, I'll see if there's any herniated discs, you know? I like the, this is like a saga. There was the Ryan's colon saga and now we've got the Ryan's sciatic nerve saga. I did not want it to be a saga.

Dude, I just want to go out and do things. I can't sit down and play Sea of Thieves for hours like I used to. I'll get on Sea of Thieves for hours like I used to. I get on for like a little, like I'll get on Sea of Thieves, I'll play around on the docks, and I won't even set sail. I'll be like, this hurts, I'm leaving. God damn, the man can't even set sail? I can't.

Not even leaving the docks? Just playing around on the docks? Yeah. Why don't you get, you should get a standing desk. I needed less impact workouts, I think. Yeah, look at us. Battered and bruised. A couple of battered and bruised buffoons.

You, uh, you, I hope that your sciatica stuff is better, though. Is that what happened to Chad? Because remember, Chad was going to be doing a... He was talking about surgery and shit on his Insta story, too, if you noticed that. Oh, I didn't see that. Because he was going to do creator clash, but then he said he got something like nerve damage in his leg or something. And I'm wondering if that's the same, like if he's also dealing with the sciatica stuff. Yeah, I mean, it can happen, especially if you go from inactive, like Chad and I both were, to like...

Yeah. That's how I heard Mike. Near the last few months, I was training every day multiple times. Right, right. So ultimately, my body succumbed to the pressures I was putting it under yeah apparently before like big events like this Ian was saying this

that like basically like everyone was kind of injured a little bit here and there and people always get injured right before things because that's when they really ramp up their training and then just go too hard because I hurt my Achilles just because I went from running, like, a mile a day, maybe, like, two to three times a week to five miles in one day and then four miles the next day. And then after that, all of a sudden, just, like, ouchie. That shit was hurting.

It ain't fun. And I hope we, I just like, I was hoping I'd be better for like my trip back home. Cause getting on a plane for four hours or however long it's going to be is not going to be fun. Got an aisle seat. Yeah. I mean, usually I like window seats cause I lean on it to sleep, but now since it's uncomfortable to sit, I have to fucking, I'm like, I'm just going to get up and stand or like walk down the aisle or use the restroom, quote unquote.

But all I do is just... Is this man chasing around the plane? All I do is stand in the restroom and like look at my phone. I'm just like, I bet you I can get away with just standing here for 10 minutes. Just this nervous guy with his hands in his pockets, like kind of just like shuffling back and forth up and down the aisle. Like, what's going on? What's this guy all about? Made me a little nervous.

I like the window seat because I mean sleeping is like the pretty much only thing to do on a flight besides look through the absolutely horrible selection of in-flight movies they usually have.

They had Smosh on a flight I was on once. They had just like episodes of Smosh. Ian and Anthony were on a flight you were on? Yeah. They were

and I was able to enjoy episodes of Smosh, like, as one of the in-flight, like, TV shows, was just episodes of Smosh. So, like, what episodes do you, are they newer? Smosh, not like, we ain't talking about, like, Beef and Go, or Easy

Step, none of that stuff. We're talking about, like, Not My Damn Neighbor. No, not My Damn Neighbor. We're talking, like, Or That Damn Neighbor. Every Zelda game ever. Or like, uh... Every Mario game ever. Assassin's Creed 3 rap. Yes.

No Boxman. I don't think I... I don't know if there was Boxman on there. I didn't look enough. I didn't really watch any Smosh on that flight. Teleporting Fat Guy? That's so fucking classic, dude. Take me back, dude.

Take me back. teleporting fat guy no there was or LeVar Burton when they had him as a guest when they had him as a guest that's when I was like kind of like I had already kind of dropped off on Smosh and I was just kind of like not watching them as much teleporting black guy

I saw Ian over the weekend at a comedy show yeah and um he was giggling and laughing I saw Ian over the weekend. At a comedy show. Yeah. He was giggling and laughing. Yeah, he was texting me. Apparently you bombed. He said that?

Well, he might have just been joking. He wasn't. Oh. I bombed for that. Do you want to talk about it? No, it's alright. Did nobody laugh at your jokes? No. What? Well, some people were laughing, but I it's alright Did nobody laugh at your jokes? No What?

Well, some people were laughing But I don't think they were laughing at my jokes I think they were laughing at me more Did you have something in your teeth? Did you eat a salad before going on? My shoe was untied and I didn't know I'm telling these jokes So you look like an unprofessional

Yeah, they're laughing at me because my shoe's untied. I didn't even fucking realize until I got off stage. And I wanted to die. It was one of the most embarrassing moments of my, not my career, but my life. Honestly, if I was there, I would have probably wanted to kill you. You know? It's a very unprofessional move. And I feel like if you're going to go up there and you're going to want to demand like respect from an audience, you have to show them the same kind of respect and showing up, not even, not even dressed appropriately.

Showing up with an untied shoe is not, it's not showing them the respect they deserve. And I think I deserved every single ounce of criticism and every single ounce of vitriol that I received. Speaking of respect, I don't know why this popped in my head. vitriol that I received. Speaking of respect, I don't know why this popped in my head. Do you have any specific stories about going to a girlfriend's house and their dad just being kind of like, having to impress their

dad or impress their family in some way? The only one, because I guess all my exes live in Texas. Come on. No, their dads are pretty cool. There's two I remember.

In high school, I went over to this girl's house that I was like dating. It was like one of my very first girlfriends, like learning the ropes. I went to her house because they were huge Christians and I went over. And they were one of those like family families. What? They were fat? They were huge Christians? They were absolutely morbidly obese.

I mean, you should have seen this pig I was dating. She was disgusting. This fucking sow. Mouth-breathing, disgusting, knuckle-dragging woman. Looked like you and two lovely uncles, believe me. Yeah. And basically, uh... Ooh, you know?

Mm-hmm. Uh, like, I went over, and this was one of those family families where you know it's like the picture perfect southern family and there's like the little brother the two sisters and then the parents and they're all they're all just such a happy family and they do everything together every night and I came over and I watched some movie with them and

I was very nervous I had to impress and I don't remember what the movie was and it was really not funny that would be a shame because Norbit is funny It wasn't Norbit, trust me, if it was Norbit then that relationship would have lasted a whole lot longer You would have been cackling your ass off You all would have been I should have said like, hey actually guys I don't want to watch this stupid Christian movie you put on

I got something better and I would have put on Norbit And we could have watched Rasputia and Norbit Just duke it out And Eddie Murphy dressed up as an Asian man. I think that's the highlight of the movie. But yeah, I had to be very nice and polite. So that's that one. And then the only other one was I went out to dinner with an ex-girlfriend's parents once.

And this was, I think, the first time I ever met her dad. And we went out to like a, like an Italian restaurant. I got pizza and the dad was a really, really nice guy. Really, really, really cool. But, uh, I felt like he was like testing me because like, you know, I don't eat that much. And I, and I had, I had, when I'm nervous, I eat even less. Like my appetite's just not even there. So I had a couple slices of pizza and there were a couple left and her dad's like come on man have another slice and I was like oh no no more for me thanks I'm pretty good he's like come on man have another slice and it was kind of quiet for a second I was like oh I'm trust me he's like come on and I, okay. And I just kind of had to force myself

to just eat this slice of pizza and it felt awful. And I was like, is he testing me? Is this like a test? He was, he was testing your manhood. I know, and I ate it. This boy can't digest this cheese and bread? He's like, come on.

He doesn't deserve my daughter. And then he's like, oh, the dessert here is fantastic. And I was like, oh. You have room for dessert. Believe me, I'm good. And he's like, oh, the dessert here is fantastic. And I was like, oh, you have, you have room for dessert. Believe me, I'm good.

And he's like, oh man, you gotta have some dessert. Em and I had some, uh, dessert. I was like tiramisu, I remember. Was it like,

like three spoons in one big bowl? Dude, it was fucking awful. I just remember like, I, I, cause I, I was scared I was gonna throw up.

And that would have been very embarrassing. Sorry. Had to let loose some steam. Ooh. Puffing a little hot steam out of the engine. Oh, yeah. I don't know if it's getting picked up on the mic, but my stomach is gurgling unbelievably loud during this podcast.

Are you hungry? No, it's just going. Are you hangry? Maybe. You won't like me when I'm hangry. You don't know that. Maybe I like you when you're hangry hey that's where the

jolly green giant comes in eating a can of peas a can of fucking french style green beans just fresh out the can

now this is a very specific thing you're referencing so is this something that you you've done? What? Just like opened up a can of Jolly Green Giant

French style green beans Just ate them straight out of the can? Not out of the can, I'd pour them into a bowl and microwave them for a bit Are those the ones that are like soft? They're the skinnier ones But they're like They're real soft in your mouth They're soft and floppy

Yeah dude those are good String beans you know, they're like, they're real soft in your mouth. They're soft and floppy, yeah. Yeah, dude, those are good. Man, I haven't had green beans in a hot minute. String beans, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, dude, green beans are fucking delicious, dude. I have not had, like, remember the school lunch green beans? They were actually really good. Yeah. They were fucking sloppy and soggy, but they were like, put a little salt on those suckers,

a little salt and pepper. You know, I only discovered it recently. I only tried them within the last year. Green beans? No, no, no, no, no. Green beans are great. I only tried them within the last year. Green beans? No, no, no. Green beans are great. I've had them all my fucking life. But a vegetable that I've never tried because I always thought they were like putrid for some reason.

I finally tried. Oh, yeah. And they're my favorite fucking vegetable now. Oh, yeah. So good. You know what I'm talking about? Brussels sprouts. Fuck, yeah.

Brussels sprouts. I'm telling you. They're good as fuck. If any of you are worried about like, oh, those look bad, all you have to do is fucking salt. Sorry, olive oil. Put some on a fucking pan. Fucking salt, pepper with the olive oil.

Yeah, you don't need much. A little bit of garlic. Yeah, maybe a little bit of garlic. Put them in the oven for like 10, 15 minutes. Roast them a little bit. Then just fucking pop those suckers out God damn they're so good Why do they get such a bad rep Because remember growing up

Brussels sprouts Yeah the go to vegetable to hate was Brussels sprouts And I never ate Brussels sprouts growing up Yeah broccoli and Brussels sprouts Which broccoli is delicious also Not as good as Brussels sprouts Or asparagus Which I like asparagus a lot Broccoli and Brussels sprouts, which broccoli is delicious also. Not as good as Brussels sprouts. No, not nearly as good as Brussels sprouts. Or asparagus, which I like asparagus a lot.

I like asparagus more than green beans, actually. I like asparagus, but I never can finish a stalk of asparagus. I don't like a thick stalk. Yeah, the bottom of it, I usually eat the top two-thirds of it, and I leave the rest because it's too crunchy. You're getting your nutrients. I mean, I guess I could eat it, but it's like why fill up on that when I could have

more of the soft head of asparagus? Exactly. You don't want to get too full on the hard stalks. You probably have a steak next to that asparagus. Exactly, dude. Maybe some mashed taters. Every little bit of stalk that goes on my stomach is a little bit of space that could be steak and potatoes

or the head of asparagus. But Brussels sprouts are delicious. I had, I got to take you to this one restaurant. Did they have the best Brussels sprouts? They're delicious. It's an apple. I don't remember which restaurant it is right now. You don't remember the restaurant?

No, I don't. It'll come back to me. What style of restaurant? Actually, I think I do know the restaurant. You're willing to say it publicly? Yeah, I think it's called Hippo. Okay. Well, I know it's called Hippo. Okay. Well, I know it's called Hippo.

I think this is the restaurant I'm thinking of, though. But they have an appetizer, and it's Brussels sprouts. And I think that they have, like, they, like, saute, like, pomegranates a little bit with it and shit. And it's fucking delicious. They have, like, they're kind of, like, sauteed in the pants, so they just got a little bit of that, like, you know, like the olive oil kind pants So they just got a little bit of that You know Like the olive oil kind of crisps them just a little bit But then the inside's all soft And whatever seasoning they put on it's great

I want some brussel sprouts now Give me some of those god damn brussel sprouts Like a bowl of brussel sprouts right now A warm slightly not like burnt But yeah slightly charred A little bit of blackened The olive oil just kind of crisps it just enough.

Like, with the pomegranate seeds with it, it was such a good combination. Like, the flavor... You know, the thing about like... Man, you come to my place, and you make some good Brussels sprouts? Yeah. I'll wife you up quick, bro.

Really? You know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm gonna have to come over before you leave to bro really oh you know i'm gonna have to do now i'm gonna have to come over before you leave to go to south carolina i'm gonna have to look up the best brussel sprout recipe and i'm gonna have to come over and try it out they can't be too you can't go too wide you can't be like some fucking i guess like uh distracting sauce oh no no you got to let the brussel sprouts speak for themselves exactly okay you get it you get it you get it. You get it. You get it. I'm sorry for doubting you. I just want to make sure we're on the same page.

I'm not gonna come and put mayonnaise and peanut butter on him and shit, but who knows? That might be good. The thing is, you know, all these fancy restaurants. Mayonnaise and peanut butter on Brussels sprouts. Some stupid fuck do it. We'll retweet it. We won't, Matt. We won't, man.

We won't retweet it. Just say we will so they do it and then they don't get the satisfaction and they had to eat it still. And we get the satisfaction of watching them do it and then knowing that they don't get the satisfaction of getting retweeted. How's that taste, you fucking idiot? You probably already spit it out. What the fuck are you thinking?

Unless you like it, then you're weird and you have no friends. The funny YouTuber said to put mayonnaise and peanut butter on Brussels sprouts. Ooh, I did it. Look, give me attention. Dude, if I was younger, like back when I was trying to make it with Syndigo, even a little before that, if a big YouTuber said something like that,

in my head I'd be like, this response could help me build an audience. This is my breakthrough. I can do this. I entered in a Jack's Films competition with Daniel. Really? Yeah, we didn't win. You know who did win? Who?

Zed. Is that his name? Zed, like the producer? No. I can't remember his name. Maybe I'm beginning. Wait, can I use your phone? Yeah.

Mine's charging in the other room. I have a rec. It's at 6% here do you want I'm going to toss it to you can you catch it it's dark in here I can see the light

I'll catch it I promise it went under the couch we're still in absolute darkness I can see like my eyes have adjusted better so I can actually make things out now where's the YouTube app? Yeah, found it. Don't worry, I'm not going to go through your photos.

No, that's okay. Matt, your battery's pretty... You're on 5%, bro. I'm on 5%? You're on 5% battery. Oh, shit. I don't know how that happened. Is his name not Zed? Oops. Probably not. It's not Zed. Who am I thinking of? Fuck. Zed is a musician. Um, I don't know what he's ranted

about. Zed's dead, baby. Jack's films competition winner? I don't know. Nathan Zed. Nathan Zed. Okay. I can't see from that far. My glass is on. My glass is...

Hold up. Toss it back. Ready? I'm gonna catch it. Oh, yeah. Okay, well now I Hold up. Toss it back. Ready? I'm gonna catch it. Yeah. Well, now I can't see. It's face. There it is. Him. Ah, I don't think I've ever seen this dude. Internet celebrity. Oh, the third pew.

Yeah, okay. The third pew. Yes. I remember that name. Yeah, okay. Okay. And you know, Jack's films actually, I was talking to him in creative class, he wants to come on the channel and do- Oh, does he? He wants to do Let's Plays with us. Oh, now that his channel's dying, he wants to reap the benefits off of a multi-million

subscriber channel? Off an up-and-coming duo of micro-celebs. Micro-celebs, yeah, that's good. Dude, you know, first of all, some ad reads. Yes. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs, projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small.

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Is like flavor combos Like you know you go to like a restaurant I'm still adjusting my mic a little bit That's alright You'll pay like 200 bucks for some chef to be like Yeah this is mustard with a little bit of grape jelly On a toasted cracker on 0.5 ounces of chicken yeah on a bite of chicken one single bite uh and like no on the skin of chicken

skin of wrapped in the skin of chicken mustard and jelly wrapped in the skin of chicken on a cucumber a cucumber slice but it's the type of chicken on a cucumber? A cucumber slice. A cucumber slice. It's a type of cucumber slice where they slice it slightly diagonal. So it's like an oval slice, you know? Yeah. So it's fancier. Yeah, it's like that.

And then they put a little garnish around. They'll just take a little ketchup and kind of make a little pattern around it. Now that's a fucking feast if you ask me. But those flavor combos, I was thinking about this. Like some of them are so weird. And it's like if I did that on my own, it would just be seen as trashy and disgusting. But for some reason, it's seen as like high society

when a restaurant does it. Well, they don't actually, I can bet you money that there's not a restaurant that serves mustard and jelly wrapped in the skin of chicken on a slice of cucumber. With a garnish of ketchup around the plate. It's like a flower, the ketchup makes the petals of the flower. Well, fucking, hold up. That'd be a good ass dish. Someone needs to make that one.

I would like to see that. Can I use your phone again? Yeah. To go on my Instagram? Because I had this meal, no, I remember what it's called now. I don't, En Naka or to see that. Can I use your phone again? Yeah. To go on my Instagram? Because I had this meal. No, I remember what it's called now. I don't. N Naka or something like that. It's like this, this place I saw.

How do you spell it? N like the letter. Yeah. And then N-A-K-A. Oh. Right? Crafted through the. I went there like, fuck, like three years ago, maybe.

Oh my God. Four years ago. I haven't taken you to the best restaurant in Los Angeles. You still haven't fucking taken me, asshole. I had, let's go. Yeah, I'm down. You want to go this week? Yes.

Don's flying in. We could take Don. We could take Justin. Justin's picky, but the food is. Justin's picky, but it's going to be like meat and rice and shit, right? Well, it's a bunch of, they changed the menu up, but it's gonna be like meat and rice and shit right? they changed the menu up but it's very unique stuff it's the Japanese place right?

Shibumi yeah one of the things is this uni it's like sea urchin that is like aged and it's almost like a paste Justin would hate that it's like a paste Justin would absolutely fucking despise that.

It is so delicious. If I could think of one food that was made by God specifically to taunt Justin, it would be sea urchin. To get under Justin's little skin? Yeah. His freckled little skin? I remember the first time I tried some was in Japan. Sea urchin's delicious. When you, me, and the Tucker brothers went.

It's just a little bit. It's a little paste. And what you do is you put it on your tongue and then they serve you like a... I would hope so. You eat it, right? Well, you could put it up your nose. That's what umami is. And then they give you a little tiny cup of sake, like a special sake,

and you put the stuff in your mouth. They're making you look like a buffoon. You spread it through your mouth. They're all laughing at you back in the kitchen. They're like, look at what we're making a fucking dude do. That's sardines. It's like mushed up sardines and just a thing of like ever clear vodka. Dude, look at him go.

He's doing it. He's doing it. But, uh, and meanwhile you're like, mmm. This is the most delicious lifechanging meal I've ever had. It is, though. It is. And what you do is then you sip, you slightly sip the sake, but you kind of aerate it like that, so it spreads over your tongue with the uni, and it is like such an insane.

Isn't that how those fuckers taste wine? Just like that. Notice that ice cream guy? That's a 10. H3H3 Productions? Did he do the ice cream thing? Well, I remember one of his old, old classic videos was an edit of that. Oh, yeah.

But, yeah, what are they called? Sommeliers? Sommeliers? Not some, like, a wine, the people that, like, taste wine for a living. And, like, you have to be, like, a certified sommelier. It's a French word. Verified asshole, more like. Yeah, right?

Like, if you're a sommelier, I got news for you. Hey, if I have a boat and God tasked me with saving people to restart society, they would not even be close to being on the list. Nope. In fact, I'd let a lot of people on before sommeliers. Oh, yeah. Sommeliers. Sommelians. Including the loved ones of

celebrities who are dead because maybe their riches could be given upon charitably to me if I show them some mercy. Oh, so like Michael Jackson's kids? No, fuck them. I'm kidding. What?

I'd save them. Blanket Paris? I wouldn't save them. I don't know them. Michael Jackson Jr.? Prince? Look, all I'm saying is if celebrities want me to save them... On Ryan's Ark?

On Ryan's Ark in this universe. It could be this universe. You don't know. I would be God's chosen man for this. There exists a universe out there right now, Ryan. You are. You're on the Ark. The Ark is yours. You already did

Supermagnon stuff and then you go on into your 30s to build an Ark and you're the only person of humanity that survives. Yeah, so you might want to snuggle up next close to Mr. McGee. Oh, that's what I'm trying to do. No! No! No! The ambiance is ruined! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Justin opened the door. Justin opened the fucking door and the curtain fell so there's light in the room. Not big Justin. Editor Justin. Listen, listen. The true Justin. The editor of Super Mega. The true Justin I'll have, you know. I was like, you know, Chris is about to leave and he just wanted to say goodbye. Oh, so you ruined our set for this? editor Justin the editor of Super Mega oh so you ruined our set for this? you ruined our ambiance dude we're doing a totally in the dark podcast you couldn't have given us a text or a call? it was a fucking blanket in the crease of the door

no it wasn't a fucking blanket it's a curtain that Layton's supposed to have ironed and you're yelling at me? you should have clearly known you shouldn't open that I thought it was a fucking curtain, man. It was a curtain. You need to get a giant red blinking light. I'll help you fix it. I knew you were here recording.

Oh my god. And you just open the door and just let the light in. And now you make us look bad if we don't want to say hi to Chris. Well, here's the thing, Ryan. Ryan, we've let our eyes for 30 minutes adjust to the darkness and now it's completely ruined. So the next 30 minutes of the podcast—

I'm saying goodbye to our friend Chris, asshole. Why are you calling me an asshole? Justin's the one that let the lighting— I'm frustrated right now. I'm going to say goodbye as well. I'm frustrated. You should say goodbye, too. I'm going to, but why are you taking that on me when Justin's the one that ruined the ambience?

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Plus, eligible Ford owners get a $1,000 bonus. For details, visit your local Ford store or Ford.ca. All right. Welcome back, everyone. And Matt, first off, yes, welcome back, everyone. I'm sorry for taking out my frustrations on you. They ruined the... I can still hear them through the door. I know. They're just chittering and chattering. They're just yelling and goofing off. You know, I think if Justin's not careful, you know, I actually heard early this morning on the radio that there's been sightings of the Burbank Tickle Monster. Are you fucking serious?

In the area, yeah. You know what's weird? I thought it was an Amber Alert, but if I checked my phone, I bet you they would be telling me about the Burbank Tickle Monster. The Tickle Monster Alert, yeah. Because I got the alert as soon as I got into the Burbank area, like within its limits. Yeah. As soon as I crossed those fucking lines.

Justin better watch his back, man. The Tickle Monster. Coming all the way from Beverly Hills is going to be exhausting, though. Oh, totally. Especially because the hills that we live up in, you know, it's like five miles of winding mansions. Well, not to mention, like, just in and of itself, it takes about two,

two and a half, I haven't really timed it exactly. It was like around two, two and a half minutes it takes me to get down my water slide to get down to the garage. And then what?

You got to fucking, you got to have the servants fire up the Hummer. Yeah. And I thought, well, I think first of all, it's cool. Well, I have to get them

to repaint it before I take it out again. Right, because you got to have something new every time. But also the coal powered Hummer is so cool that you got to, you got the guy that shovels the coal in it the whole time. Keep it driving. Yeah. I love that man.

I like him because he's in a see-through box so people can see him working. Yeah. From the outside. Yeah. I just, as a suggestion, he hasn't said anything to me about it, but from what I've seen, I think that maybe a little ventilation would be good because it's open to the furnace. And from what I've seen, there's, what, maybe like two tiny holes? But I can't spill too much exhaust into the California air

or else I'll get ticketed. And he's earning minimum wage to do that, so he should be happy. There's no laws that say he has to not breathe in that air. He can put a mask on. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah. And when he comes out, he is black.

He can buy himself an air diffuser or something in there. Yeah, he never said he couldn't. That's great stuff. Great stuff. I'm just imagining your Amber Alert phone

like... And you look at it and it's just like all capital letters like Tickle Monster. That's what's going to happen to Justin. Justin hates the Tickle Monster. Justin. I don't have a problem with the Tickle Monster. That's what's going to happen to Justin. Justin hates the Tickle Monster.

Justin. I don't have a problem with the Tickle Monster. Wait till he finds out the Tickle Monster can swim. That's a big one. That's going to be... I could see if we were

in a pool with Justin and we pulled the Tickle Monster shit, he would panic and like drown us both by like, you know how when someone's drowning,

he'll grab onto someone. He's trying to stand up above the water. Yeah, and we're like, Justin, Justin, no! And he just pushes us down by like, you know how when someone's drowning, he's trying to stand up above the water. And we're like, and he just pushes us down. Man, man, man arrested after killing two tickle monsters.

Drowning. Sound like the fucking, what's, what, what am I thinking of? What is that? The cartoon character? He talks like that. Who? Is there a character on Fat Albert that doesn't speak and just like, What is that? The cartoon character?

He talks like that. Who? Is there a character on Fat Albert that doesn't speak and just like... Bill Cosby? Mush Mouth? Hey, no, come on, man. Oh, he speaks all right. Hey, Bill Cosby has been completely exonerated. Fucking metaphors and riddles.

We owe him a massive apology. All right? we owe him a big apology we owe him a massive apology alright look before we said the things we did we thought he was white in our defense Bill Cosby is a very white sounding name imagine people having to put out an apology video like the camera turns on just wiping a tear from the eye like nose is red

no it's gotta start with a like it start and just pause and tear from the eye like nose is red no it's got to start with a like it start and just pause and there's the big oh yeah the sigh hey guys i just wanted to make this video to address some things that i said that i'm not proud of um i want to preface that when i said the things I said about Bill Cosby I was under the impression that he was a white man I was also taking Ambien at the time I was on a heavy dose of Ambien and vodka

heavy dose of Ambien and vodka doctor prescribed the vodka I don't know why a spoonful of sugar, right? Honestly, dude, instead of drunk drawing, what you and I should do is sit down, take a bunch of Ambien, do a couple shots of vodka,

and then just have Twitter open in front of us. Okay. And then wake up the next morning and react live to whatever we tweeted. Oh, no. No, no, no. Classic Roseanne moment, dude. It was the Ambien.

It doesn't, like, make your brain, like, racist, though. No. I thought the bitch was white. I thought the bitch was white. Like, make it even worse by calling her a bitch. Like, is her apology basically like, okay, I said these awful things about this person, but I thought that bitch was white.

Joe Rogan would be like, in all her defense, the bitch does look white. Did he say that? I'm sure, I don't know. I was like, what? I mean, she's black, but she does look white. I don't keep up with Joe on a regular basis. Every now and then he'll say,

he'll say he'll he'll pique my interest and I'll go in for a listen I'll go in for a little gander yeah I'll click a clip every now and then cause I'm genuinely like alright what is he saying

about this but you click one clip and then your YouTube recommended for the next like two weeks is every single fucking Joe Rogan on anything

J-R-E the Joe Rogan experience the Joe Rogan and. The Joe Rogan. And it's fucking like, it's like, I just want to go watch my fucking space videos on YouTube. I'm scrolling down. It's just like, Joe Rogan talks about taking DMT at age 14 and meeting aliens. It's like, I don't give a fuck, dude. He's red.

Dude. Joe Rogan talks about Native Americans. It's like, okay. Hey, if Joe had a pussy, I'd come up inside it and gain all that wisdom that Joe Pussy hiding. You know what I'm saying? 100% dude. 100% dude. Just think about that.

I shaved my head to look just like Joe Rogan. I'm taking supplements to make me stronger than Hulk Hogan. Anyways. Yeah. I think than Hulk Hogan. Anyways. Yeah. I think we said our piece. Yeah, we said our piece about Joe and Roseanne and Bill Cosby. Yeah. Fucking Mr. Cosby.

What's Cosby up to these days, man? I don't know. I heard he went back to bartending school. Did you? Yeah. Well, he's fucking blind, so I don't know how that would go. Probably the same as it did before Wait a second Bartending school?

I just thought about it I get it Yeah Bill Cosby is such a fucking goofball I think if there's any way to put it That's one way to put it I think that's the way to put it That's what the judge said

And threw his case out. Oh, you're being a goofball. Bill's a goofball. He's America's dad. Once a goofball, always a goofball. He's American dad. He is, you know, he's America's father. That makes him American dad.

Bill Godfrey is Stan Smith. That's fucking, that's, that's, that's Bob. Hope? No, not Bob. Bob Dole? No, not Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Maybe I'm getting his name wrong.

Bob? Full House. Saget. Yeah, Bob Saget. Yeah. Just saying Saget sounds like I'm saying something bad. Yeah, that's why I didn't want to say it. Oh, so you threw it on me.

Yeah. You're like, he'll remember it. Bob Saget? We're not allowed to say that anymore. Wait, yeah, we can make fun of him now. That's right. Because we got an email from, we're saying to go easy on Bob Saget because we're from the, we have the same podcast. Apparently we hurt Bob Saget's feelings.

Well, I just remember because we didn't know it. So we don't like, the way that advertising works is we'll record the ad reads and edit them and send them to the agency. And then they place them on their own and mix and match them and move them out and stuff. And they put other ads sometimes that we don't record for other podcasts under the same network. Which Bob Saget happens to be one of those podcasts under the same network. And they put it before our podcast several times. So everyone was like memeing on it. So then we started a podcast

like, just ragging on it. I'm like, Bob is just a bad guy. It's just really... And I'm sure as soon as he listened to that, he sprung up off the toilet, bonked his head, and the rest is history. Oh, God. Jesus Christ.

Now we're going to get an email from the agency like, all right, all right. Should I censor that one? I think it's really funny. I think it's fine. Okay. I think it's fine. Okay. It's very dark humor, but it's like.

They were like, guys, can you go easy on Bob? Like, come on. Bobby. Little Bobby's having trouble. Yeah, we haven't been talking about Bob Saget's podcast since, but I guess it's... You mentioned it before that I think we're allowed to talk about him. We said that it's just a bad podcast.

You know, it's just... It's like the agency is like, oh, okay, they're goofing on Bob. It probably was a bad podcast. But then we're just like, it's a bad podcast. Put it on right now. Let's listen to a little bit of the Bob Saget podcast. The Bobcast? Let's listen to the last episode of the Bob Saget podcast.

The Bobcast? Dude, I love... Specifically minute 23, second 36. My phone's on 5%. 23, 36. I just got an email from WWE and the subject says Bobby in it. Isn't that weird? Yeah, not our Bobby.

Bob Saget. I hate saying his name, dude. Yeah? It's like Voldemort. It's he who shall not be named. Well, if you're afraid to say it, it only gives him more power. Bob Saget's here for you,

I believe. Last episode. He was on Joe Rogan. Minute 23, second 36. Final episode, Dane Cook. No way. Yep.

Legend. Comedian, actor, and longtime friend Dane Cook joins the podcast for its final episode. Dairy. Okay. 20 minutes what? 23 minutes, 36 seconds. Okay, 23 minutes, 30. Okay, hold on a second. I'm going to mute it so it comes in exactly at 36. Yeah. Okay, 23 minutes, 30. Okay, hold on a second.

I'm going to mute it so it comes in exactly at 36. Yeah. Okay, ready? We're at 2330. And... Right, exactly. And you almost want to see that sign of people. That's dang.

You know what I mean? It's because that's alluring too, man. The truth, even if it's angry truth or irreverent truth, it's like more than anything, and from Patrice, one thing I learned really early on, because he was ahead of the game

in terms of he brought his real emotion up to the stage. Can you fast forward to Bob's on the mic? I'm just going to skip to a random part. I mean, what else is it? It's Cain and Abel. I mean, it's so fucked up. And yet, I have never known you to be.

Is he fucking drinking? And you were fresh and new to LA. He sounds fucking off his rocker. He does. Yeah, I'm going to skip to another random part. If he has some fucking illness that i'm unaware of i'm sorry no no no he just sounds very chill i'm gonna skip to another random sounds more than chill it sounds like he's it sounds like he should hear fucking like

glass being slid around and empty like ice cubes yeah he's like flinging his wrists around talking about shit well i do love dane cook yeah you Cook. Yeah. You know, like I said. That was Bob Saget. Well, yes, but he was, Dane Cook was on the final episode. What a way to end it.

I hope our final episode has Dane Cook. What? I hope our final episode has Dane Cook. It's the only way to close it out. Yeah. I hope that we can end the podcast with like a final episode, knowing it's the final episode

and not like, oh, this is the final episode. I hope it's not like a horrible Ryan died or Matt died I would like to be able to wrap this whole super mega cast thing up with a nice little ribbon do like a three hour clip show episode where we just talk and

reminisce about the good times have you ever thought about like the final episode could be a couple decades or so after we even end Super Mega and we just decide

to come back and record one more episode when we're older. And all of the people that have watched us that have forgotten about us for like 20 years that have just-

Like what? They have grandkids now and shit. They're gonna be like- We still get Don to do the art. Well, if he's not,

you know. Yeah. If he's not in guantanamo bay which i'm surprised he isn't yeah i it's it's baffling with some of the shit you know yeah that he's done yeah guantanamo bay is almost not even fitting yeah it's almost too easy for don i didn't even know he was he was of that ilk let's say yeah it's sickening to say the least yeah anyways but oh like don tonimo bay also an update for all y'all motherfuckers uh we've been bad boys but we've been busy and we try to do better now this podcast are going to be a little shorter though for a little bit, like not too much shorter,

but just, you know, a little shorter. We're trying to, trying to backlog. Cause we just came back from the fight. And then I always go on that like yearly, like family retreat where we all wear white robes and dance around and light

bonfires with live animals on stakes attached. It's like a just a bonding experience. I've been waiting for you to let me come to one of those. Yeah, we just... We have to have a blood bond first. I know. You seem a bit timid to even start that process. I'm not timid to start that process.

I always said I would do a blood bond with you. I'd do a blood oath. Okay. I would definitely do a blood oath with you. Maybe next year then. Well, I mean, it's still like a week away. Yeah, it's all locked in though. Right, but there's still... No, but if I don't want to change... Surely you can make a change.

I don't want to change the mood. Why would it change the mood? I don't know. Do you have to give your family a whole year to prepare for me? It's not my family. I mean, our family has to come together. Then we have to fucking write out a whole different blood contract. Everyone? It's not my family. I mean, our family has to come together and then we have to fucking, then we have to fucking like write out a whole different blood contract.

Like everyone's names are already in there. We would have to like actually carve out a new contract for everyone. Oh, yeah. That's, yeah, that's true. As I said, next year after the other contracts heal. Okay. We can definitely fit you in.

You carve it into the back of a... you in you carve it into the back of a huh you carve it into the back of an animal or into our back into like i mean it's wherever you kind of want it we let you choose you know like your body your choice type of thing oh i thought you guys carved it into another living creature no we spit roast a living creature oh okay many living and when you say spit roast, you don't mean the sexual term. You mean on an actual spit. No, I mean we stick a stick

through their yelling, scared mouths and spin them around a fire until they're dead, and then we eat them. That's one way to do it, man. Yeah. Sometimes we take sticks and beat them. Yep, the joke is just animal cruelty.

There is no joke, actually. It's just seeing how fucked up they can be. This is a great episode. Awesome. Cool. Just thought I'd point that out. Oh, man, dude. I wonder what it would feel like to be roasted on a spit.

No, it'd probably suck. Yeah, it'd probably suck balls, dude. Like with an apple in your mouth? Or an apple in your ass? Well, I guess they'd put the apple in your mouth after. Because does the stick go through your mouth and out your ass? Yeah. Some shit like that.

And that's what the sexual thing is. Roasting on a spit. Like when a woman or man is taking someone in the vagina or ass and then also their mouth? Sucking on a penis, yeah. Okay, that's spit roasting? I believe so. I mean, spit roasting is a sexual... I've never been a part of a spit roast. Have you?

I don't want to get into it on podcast. Family doesn't count. Okay, then no. But basically... That's got to be what it is, right? Yeah. I mean, like I visually think about it and I think that's the conclusion I come to. All right.

You know what I'm saying? The conclusion I come to. Oh. Spit roast, sex. Oops, I put spot roast. Spit roasting isn't just for porn stars. Here's how to do it. Men'sHealth.com.

I've been praying every night for sex, and guess what I haven't had? Sex? Yeah. Really? Yep. I'm kind of upset with Jesus. He also didn't answer me about my fucking baseball cards. Yeah.

What's the deal with that? I don't know. I wanted some baseball cards. I don't care who, but I still fucking never got them. I've been waiting 10 Christmases now, and he still forgets. I write him every year. He's pretty good about that stuff usually. Yep.

With me at least. Okay. Well, don't need to fucking bring it up. Well, no, I'm not rubbing. I'm just stating. Maybe, I mean, maybe. How long have we been going? I need to take a shit anyways.

Maybe you pissed him off. I don't know. Chris is in the other room being very loud. I thought he was gone. I thought he was gone I thought he was Why did Justin interrupt the podcast To make us have to readjust our eyes to the darkness again That poop thing wasn't a joke

You got a poop? I got a poop as well We got some Well the podcast Just cause these episodes are a little shorter Don't you worry because If everything goes as planned If everything goes as planned We should be starting the live action Which we always know with the super mega crew It everything goes as planned we should be starting the live

action very soon. Which we always know with the Super Mega Crew it always goes as planned. It always does and it's always

timely and funny and just when we say it's going to happen. Also movie reviews are still in the

works. We'll give you an update on those soon. But thank you guys so much for listening to this episode of

the Super Mega Podcast. We hope you continue listening. And with that, we will see you when we can in another one like the Markiplier outro. We've done that at least

30 episodes. Can someone actually tell us how many videos or podcast episodes like next time? They'd have to watch every... So people are always starting over the podcast and they're like oh you just listened

to the whole thing all the way through again we should make a list of things that want people to look for so someone can tally it how many podcast episodes have we ended

with the fucking markiplier remember the fart era where I would just cause just cause I was like I was like fuck this I just I didn't have the music

on my computer oh yeah you didn't have the music on your computer so I said download and you just put a fart at the end of 20 podcasts in a row. So I was like, bye guys. You started doing it too with me.

I did, yeah. I did. I started doing it just my episodes, and then you started doing it. And then there was a final. For those who are curious, I edit the even episodes from mine. I edit the odd ones. Every now and then, we like double up on an episode. If like someone is like traveling or something comes up,

but for the most part, yeah. You're having another religious crisis and I got to take, take it. Yeah. But guys, uh, thank you so much.

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