supermegashow - EP 298 - Rango (ft. MeatCanyon)

Episode Date: June 5, 2022

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That's the MK Ultra. This is the Joe Rogan microphone we're using. Yeah, we have the Shure S&O B. I just know that everybody uses that one. That one's great. I love that microphone. That's what the game drums used. I feel like that's what

every Let's Play person uses. It's a great shotgun mic. The sound quality is fantastic. We started podcasting here and we were like, what the fucking

Joe Rogan, Michael Jackson Thriller mic? That's what everybody says. It's either Joe Rogan or it's Michael Jackson Thriller. You know they record

Thriller on this thing, right? Well, it was just Thriller and then Joe Rogan added his name to that fucking list of accomplishments. And now we're the next ones. It's going to be, oh, that's the Joe Rogan, Michael Jackson, and Super Mega microphone. That's pretty much what it is now, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, I think we're probably the only ones that use it besides Joe Rogan. Definitely. And Michael Jackson. Rest in power. You decked yours out, though. Yeah, yours is all, you put some tape around it. I just put tape around it. You still decked it out.

Oh, yeah. I mean, look what we're rocking with, you know? Beautiful, beautiful setup in here. Looks great. When people see what you guys got brewing in here, they're going to be blown away. When they see the live action podcast episodes, they're going to go, wow, that's fucked. I'm actually wondering how we're going to do that if I have to be, like, not in a seated position. I know.

how we're gonna do that if I have to be like not in a seated position. I know. Ryan has to keep laying down because he's got his sciatica. His sciatic nerve. It's not deemed anything yet, but it is sciatic pain. Well, yeah. He can't like sit for more than like

five minutes. He has to lay down. I could sit for like 30 minutes tops. I mean, we could shoot the podcast therapist style where I'm sitting in a chair and then you're laying down on a couch on the other side of the room. Are you going to lay down the whole time? Or are you going to try to do where it's like you start the podcast off laying down and then maybe later it's just standing? I guess I could stand up, get a standing bike.

What does it say, that? Or what if you got on a podium? I can't. Like a little, like, with all the microphones like they do at press conferences. I have a shit ton of microphones, but only one of them is on. Only one is on. I can't think of a more awkward podcast setup where it's a multi-camera setup. I'm sitting in a chair and you're just standing looking down at me.

Well, it's only for a bit. I mean, like, it'll change over time. Standing for a podcast is inherently just awkward, though. It is. Especially because you're not looking at the camera. You're looking at each other. It does feel like you're, like, feeding him, feeding him questions and he's going to be answering them. Yeah, it feels like a weird interview.

It's also weird for you because it is a position of power. Him standing up is asserting dominance over you. I already have lost the room at that point because he's already, you know, it's like in movies they do this. Can we also record it from the angle where yours is really low, like diagonal? Looking up at you and yours is looking down at me, they do this. Can we also record it from the angle where yours is really low, like diagonal? Looking up at you. At a judge angle. Yours is looking down at me, like face on. Like Citizen Kane levels of extremes.

Like a fisheye for you, from my perspective. I remember, because I remember in film class, they're like, if you want to make a character look intimidating, you put the camera below them looking up at them. And if you want to make someone look small and weak, you put the camera above them looking down at them film class 101 what if you did for while he had to lay down what if you guys had a camera that was just above him looking down so that there's like a yeah if you did that mount right there yeah that's for when we shoot if you did that might actually look kind of cool and it wouldn't be if it falls on my face I'm dead not necessarily dead you do nothing to you do nothing to protect yourself either.

It's just like, well, here it comes. Just like right through my skull. The lens pierces perfectly. That'll go on Patreon. A perfect circle into your skull. Hey, guys. Final podcast episodes on Patreon now. Rip up.

Yeah. So let's pour one out for Ryan. Make sure you donate because I guess I get all the money now. Do we get banned off of Patreon if we showed it? If we showed your actual death? Yeah. How long do you think it would last? How long do you believe it would last on Patreon? I don't think all the money now. Did we get banned off of Patreon if we showed it? If we showed your actual death? Yeah. How long do you think it would last? How long do you believe it would last on Patreon?

I don't think it would last long. Hours. Hours? Hours. No, maybe not even an hour because people would report it. I think an hour is probably appropriate. Well, because I think

no one would do anything at first because they think it's a joke, but then when they realize that... Yeah. Also, what a brutal video. It's not like you dying. It's you dying first person where the camera is flying directly at your cranium. Fucking Blair Witch Project style.

And then you'll see my full reaction from the tripod. And I'm just like, oh, oh, Ryan! Dude, you just did the Matt Watson scream. Okay. Have you been practicing? No, I can scream pretty high pitch. That's great. I kind of lost my, I used to be able to

I used to have the my trademark Matt Watson scream that was high pitched like that and I someone told me that apparently

you do hit like a second puberty in your like early mid 20's and I wonder if that's what happened to me and I can't do it anymore

you've been able to bring it out every now and then in the right moment well I used to be able to just I can't do it I used to be able to just I can't do it. I used to be able to just fucking whip that shit out.

Fucking just bust it out on a moment's notice. You just pop it out when you want to? AHH! AHH! Ooh, maybe not. AHH! I can't go higher than that. I can't- I think I need like-

This was like a- I think I need some like, like- you know when you eat candy you get like that fucking disgusting mouth like saliva? You need like a zinc closet. Yeah. I need that. Need some spit? Kind of. Yeah. L need that. Need some spit? Kind of.

Yeah. Lube that throat up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah? Well, welcome back on the podcast, Mr. Canyon. It's been a while. It's been a...

How long has it been? It hasn't been that long. Over a year. What? It's definitely been a year. Oh, well, he was gonna come do it, but then we got too drunk Yeah, we're supposed to do that one time. We got really drunk. Oh shit We were playing fucking jamming out play an air guitar mine was just laying there you got fucked

I got some good pictures of y'all dancing though You're in the corner, and then you then you puke there's I think it's there's still some on the carpet right there Yeah, there is it's a little tiny stain. Well. I got even more fucked up on our recent Mario Kart shit. Oh, I saw that. The shot video. Yeah, well, the worst part was when you're drinking alcohol in that quantity that fast,

it doesn't hit you until we turn the cameras off. Well, one stayed on, which is on Patreon. It's an hour and a half uncut, basically just aftermath. And that alcohol just catches up to you like the cameras went off like all right we're done fuck and then ryan was i i don't even

remember you projectile vomiting the living room he has a bucket and he's like a actually it's from the post office it's one of the post offices mail things i guess we should give that away i don't think we there was a bag in it. Oh, okay, good. I mean, still, I don't, I mean, I would not feel comfortable knowing, like, if I got that from the PO box, or from the post office and being like, yeah, someone, like, was projectile puking in this, there was a bag covering it, but

you were just chucking, dude. I don't even remember you puking that much. I'm standing there with a gun to his head, and he's just fucking just launching. I kind of want to get your reaction of it, because I could pull it up. Do you have the video? Yeah, it's a lot of- I don't remember that much Pew. I don't remember much after that camera turned off.

Well, with so many shots, too. You guys had a shit ton of liquid in you. Well, we were only gonna do the first four races, and then... Ryan's like, what if we do the next four? And I was like, okay. He's just nice, cause he's just a little fucking gamer, dude. He's a little- he's not only a gamer, he's a goon. He's a goofball. He's feeling loosey-goosey, fucking gamer, dude. He's a little, he's not only a gamer, he's a goon. He's a goon ball.

He's a loosey-goosey, and he was just like, what if we just did it? Do you know the time stamp? I heard the little squirt right there. That was disgusting. It's, let me see. A gun to his head vomit warning for podcast there's just nothing as good nothing sounds as good as like somebody just throwing up with professional-grade audio. Oh, my God.

That's a lot. Oh, my God. I don't remember it being this much. Yeah. He's not done. He's not done. That might be it. That might be it.

Was that it? Okay. There's the scream, yeah. Also, that was just pure liquor he's vomiting, too. Yeah, 100%. Because maybe some water, too, but that was basically just shots. Yeah. And all sorts of alcohol.

There was beer, there was White Claw, there was vodka, whiskey, gin. The White Russian that wasn't even made to... Sorry, I should probably start talking now when I'm not fucking with the mic. My bad. Go ahead. The white Russian that Leighton made. He's like, I'm making a white Russian. You called him out for it in the video.

I did, I called him out in the video because he's, Ryan's already fucked beyond belief and Leighton's like, oh, cook him up a white Russian. And it was probably, like he reversed the portion. So it was like 75% straight vodka

and 25% milk. And I was like, what are you doing? A little little bit of cream so he's just fucking them over like like that's so like a white russian it's like the milk and then just like you know a good splash of a little kalua in there yeah white russian is like with cream or whatever yes and it's delicious yeah I always use milk you gotta I always use milk I don't like the cream. The cream's a little, well, alcohol curdles milk. Yes, but if you, well, yes, but I think it's like, if you let it sit in a glass too long, yes, it gets fucked, but like, have a little, you know, vodka, milk, Kahlua action. Exactly.

Never hurt anybody. I love a little bit of Kahlua and some milk and some fucking, it's, I love a good white Russian. Actually, I'm a bigger fan of white Cubans. What's that? It's where you use rum instead of vodka. I just think that, I think that the flavor palettes of rum and Kahlua and cream are much better than vodka. Like vodka just does not, vodka is so sterile, you know, where rum's got like spice and flavor. Vodka is so sterile, you know, where rum's got like spice and flavor.

Yeah, I think that that's, at least for me, I feel like the vodka helps counteract the fucking, the sweet nature of like Kahlua. Kahlua is intensely sweet by itself. It's literally like a fucking like chocolate milk. Just get a bottle by myself and just do shots of Kahlua all night. That sounds like one of the worst hangovers I could probably ever perceive in my life. Dude, I just forgot you threw up that much. I've really come a long way in my metaphobia. You were right there with me.

I was. I was very scared that, because you're kind of rocking, I was scared that that fucking bucket was going to tip on the carpet in the living room. That would have been a goddamn nightmare. Splashed up on you? We would have made lightning. Do you have, what's metaphobia? A metaphobia is the fear of vomit. And growing up, up i was so i still do have it to a degree it just it it it actually is triggered in situations where non-alcohol related situations it's it if someone has food

poisoning or they're sick from like nausea or like uh like i was terrified on that fucking zero gravity flight oh yeah that shit was i threw up so fucking much. We're all nervous flying off. I got so nauseous, like, less than halfway through. He was fucking... Do you throw up a lot? No. He threw up at zero gravity. And it... So, he makes... The video should be out soon, hopefully.

Yeah, I was curious. We got sidetracked with that one. But basically, what happens is, you know, you go... The plane goes, like, straight up, and then straight down, and then straight up, and so you're the plane goes like straight up and then straight down and straight up and so you're switching between like two times gravity and then zero gravity and that that little 30 or that little like not even 30 it's like five second transition period from no gravity to twice gravity that's where the nausea hits it's like it's gonna fuck with your equilibrium so bad right 100 because your body is has evolved to be in gravity so then when you're

up there your inner ear is like what the fuck is going on and he got so sick and he's just basically but what sucks is they have to do 15 parabolas and you tapped out like number seven or something so he has to go sit in the back of the plane with his barf bag and still deal with the fucking up and down and he's puking in zero gravity and it's just what'd you say it comes out like foamy yeah it comes out all foamy for some reason because I guess the bile stays in you until you like get the gravity back and then it just stays so he has the

bag and he pukes and just stays right there because there's it's zero gravity so you have to like yeah you have to spit it back and like it was uh not a great situation you're doing that and then you just see fucking Matt just like. Oh, he's having a fun time. Like a fucking koala.

He's catching candy and shit. I'm catching jelly beans in my mouth. Yep. No, really. Legitimately, he was catching jelly beans at zero gravity. Like, giggling and shit. Floating around and stuff. Doing cartwheels in the air.

And I'm just. Tucker was puking, too. Well, the reason I was having so much fun by the end so I was horribly nauseous but I I actually read on Wikipedia that emetophobics are very skilled at not vomiting so like in a situation where a normal person would vomit they're somehow able to mind over

matter it because the fear and I was trying to mind over matter it but at this point this was like the last like four parabolas and most people had tapped able to mind over matter it because the fear uh and i and i was trying to mind over matter it but at this point this was like the last like four parabolas and most people had tapped out so it was only like five other people so i that reason that was fun was because now i had all this space to float around in where earlier it's all cramped and you can just kind of go up and down but once everyone's cleared out because they're puking in the back of the plane i can just kind of like and like fly and i. They were throwing jelly beans

at me and they'd go whoop! Right past my head, try to catch them. And then this one woman opens up a bottle of water and it's a big blob of water just goes whoop! Right? It went all up my nose. Or I guess it went down my nose because there's no up or down. What a cool...

Despite the sickness and nausea, I think that still was one of the coolest experiences of my entire life. mean i didn't experience just me kind of strapped into the back of a plane going up and down and vomiting until then that's kind of my experience of it until then though until then it was kind of like one of those ufo rides you go to at like a county fair that's kind of like the vibe it was and then it was like going on it seven times do you mean the ufo one where it's like the it spins really fast on the UFO one where it's like the wall and the floor? Yeah, and it's like, you're like, oh! And the mats go up and down and shit like that?

Those dudes do like flips and shit. He's like, oh, look at me! No, I was on one of those once and I saw, I, I, peak emetophobia. I don't know how I got convinced to go on it. And I, I've actually done this on multiple fair rides where I see somebody else looking sick on the other side of the ride,

and I call for them to stop the ride, and I made them stop. I went on the, you know, the Viking one that swings like that? Yeah, yeah. This dude all the way to the side, he just looked like he was going to puke, and I was going, stop, stop, to the operator, and they stopped the fucking ride. And then the guy got off, and he was fine, and I was just like, oh. Well, dude, like, think about this. I don't want the mixed glass. guy got off and he was fine and I was just like well dude like if you're scared if you're terrified of vomit yeah nothing's worse than being you're

physically strapped in so there's nowhere to go yeah I can imagine it's like almost claustrophobic because it's like if there's vomit on this ride it can come and hit me yeah real quick you do anything about it. It's a big washing machine. Yeah. The guy's like, real quick, you look at the guy over there, and he's like, what are you looking at me for? It took a lot of fucking calling to get the guy to stop the ride. I was going for a good few minutes. Were you freaking out?

I was like, stop! You know, on those rides, too, it's always really fun watching people throw up on it because they go up the side and it just like... And the guys have like usually in Kansas City, there's a place called Worlds of Fun. And they have the Viking ride there. And there at Worlds of Fun, if you look at the guy's booth, he has like six huge things of cat litter. So if somebody goes over like the walking dock, he just like goes over and is like... Pours the fucking cat litter on it. over like the walking dock he just like goes over and is like sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and that Tyler guy threw up everywhere, all over the ground in front of that family. But basically they put sawdust down and absorbs it

and it just blows away in the wind. So it's like, when you think about it, like you're just walking around and just, just little, I got a piece of dust in my mouth. Just fucking vomit dust going in your mouth. It's disgusting. I'm in the big Lebowski in that part when they, you know, throw the ashes and it goes back.

That kind of happened to me with my dead dog. My dog Casey died and we had him cremated. And my dad's like, son, you want to go in the backyard? in that part when they throw the ashes and it goes back. That kind of happened to me with my dead dog. My dog Casey died, and we had him cremated. And my dad's like, son, you want to go in the backyard and spread his ashes? He loved the backyard. And I was like, yeah. And my dad's up on the deck, and I'm down in the yard. And I remember just a big puff of it went.

And I remember I could taste it turn from powder into mush mush in my mouth when messed with the saliva and I was like Goddamn it son. My dad was like well. He'll always be with you now. Huh, huh, and uh yeah That's fucking uh your bloodstream for a little bit for yeah for a couple hours I had him in my bloodstream. I don't know dude at that point. It's it's basically just straight-up carbon I don't even know if that goes in your bloodstream Yeah, that's true Dude has anyone I see people on YouTube do bong rips of like crazy shit like Carolina Reapers and stuff has anyone ever bong ripped Like their loved ones ashes just reminds me of like Steve-O snorting the wasabi shit

Was that Jackass 1 or 2? Oh was it 1? Where they go to Japan and he snorts the wasabi and fucking pukes all over the- That one, that's- Oh man, Jackass 1, that's like peak drug addiction of everybody and they're just- Was it 1 when they do the- I don't know why out of all that shit the one that always fucked me up the most was the paper cut one? Yeah, that's 2. Yeah, I will-

That one fucked me up. They always say that 2 is like when everyone was on their worst behavior because then they became famous. Oh yeah. Like afford a bunch of shit. And now they're like encouraged by the first one because they had their TV show. I mean, the movie did well. And then they're like, oh, well, now we have a lot of money

and everyone loves it. Did you see the new one? What? Did you see the new one? The new one? Yeah, I saw it, I think, three times. You even saw 4.5. Yeah, we watched.

Well, you were there. I fell asleep. You were there, too. We watched 4.5. I didn't watch it no I wasn't there with you I fucking suck at remembering who I do what with

it's like a permanence problem with my brain they just put it on Netflix though right yeah I watched it it was great it was fantastic I thought I was like

cause at first I was like oh jackass forever I'm like god just give it like a rep but it was fun it was great I was thoroughly enjoying it that was my concern

my concern was that basically like oh it's they're older now and it's gonna be mild but it was I enjoying it. That was my concern. My concern was that basically like, oh, they're older now and it's going to be mild. But I thought it was actually, I was very pleasantly surprised. Maybe I went in with expectations like it's not going to be as good as the last one. Yeah, I'm like wondering if my expectations were so low that I was just like, ah. But even like the new talent, I was just like. They're great, yeah.

All the new people, I didn't think it was like, oh, God, like new, young. Or just like where it's like they're passing the torch But it didn't feel like that just kind of feel like a fun addition or something it was definitely a fun addition I really liked a poopies and uh He poopy said he would love to come on the super mega cast really yeah He told me to hit him up next week when he's back in town Zachass is a really nice guy to Zach ass is is, I followed him forever on Instagram, dude. Way before he was in Jackass

because he made his Instagram account basically based off Jackass and called himself Zachass. And I remember he did this one that I'll always remember where, I mean,

he does some of the most brutal ones. And he did this one where he's on like a skateboard and he goes down like a hill and goes off like a little jump just straight into a huge bed of cacti.

Oh, you showed me that one. And he's just like, boom, with all that weight coming down. And he's just in the middle and he's like, get me out. And they're just like all over. And he's like, ha, ha, ha. He reminds me of like Stavros. He does. Yeah, he's very Stav.

I laugh like the very. We saw Stav do a stand-up and it was one of the funniest stand-ups i've ever seen in my life if not the funniest stand-up he's a good boy there was like a drunk couple up in like the first row that kept like kind of like pissing him off throughout the show oh he knows how to handle the crowd well i was gonna say he posts a lot of uh crowd work like on his instagram but i've heard that his actual set is really strong it was dude it was it was like i his instagram but i've heard that his actual set is really strong it was dude it was it was like i don't think i've ever laughed that hard in like a performance like start to fit i did not funny it was gonna be i like i like stav and i was like oh let's see what

a stand-up's like and i just was blown away like we were sitting there just fucking cracking up i had several times i had tears in my eyes i saw adam friedland do stand-up too another time did you like adam yeah i thought his stand-up was fucking hilarious. I've heard very hit or miss things with people with Adam. I really liked, he was really drunk but this was right after he had broken up with Dasha, so

there was like a lot of comedy about that. He was hammered out of his mind, but it was also a great show. Stav though was just unbelievably funny. He just has a real knack. He's it was also a great show. Stav, though, was just unbelievably funny. He just has a real knack. He's on Comedy Central now and shit. I always wonder, like, how is Comedy Central still going?

Dude, they actually. What shows do they have still going on? I mean, like, people. Nope, no. They just ended that. People always say, like, oh, South Park's running it, but they do so many wrong decisions so much that I'm like, the legacy of South Park cannot keep this alive much longer especially because they're selling off because

i think they moved every south park special is now on like paramount plus is that really it that they is that like i literally think it's south park is carrying they just signed a billion dollar deal for south park they just signed a bid to like for like eight new movies and like yeah seasons so and it was a billion dollar deal, which is unbelievable. And South Park honestly still holds up, I think. Like recent South Park episodes,

I thought were very funny. South Park, it can be, at least for me, it can be like very, I don't know, like hit or miss, but like whenever they hit, they hit hard.

Yeah, there's some flops for sure. But like the episodes are never like bad. It's just also, I think that you grow up and you grow out of that kind of thing or if it like... Right. It's still the the same though like if you watch older episodes and newer episodes it's still pretty much the same thing i think for me it's i can only binge it for a

certain period of time because ultimately you really do see the patterns that the show does you're like okay just kind of starts melding together i think that uh back then or at least episodes you grew up on i can like i can binge all of the stuff I grew up on. Just because I'm like, oh, this is a great episode or whatever. Versus newer stuff. I think also when you get to that level of your shit's been on for 20 years, I think at least with one IP, just straight South Park, I think it's just like I already have the amount of seasons. I have a collective good five or six seasons. And you know it's good because you remember it. Then I'm just like, already have like the amount of seasons that I have like a collective like good five or six seasons. And you know it's good because you remember it.

Then I'm just like I'm just going to watch these. And every time I hear people talk about like Simpsons or like Family Guy or anything like that, it's always like they have their collection of seasons and like that's it. It doesn't mean like you shit on like everything as a whole. It's just I think like when you have hundreds of episodes, it's like I only really need this. Simpsons is on season like 34, dude. They got to take him out back and put him down old yeller style like they're like things just at some point need to be old yellered like everything you want to keep one day we'll have the old yeller super mega you know we'll have to take them out back and just i think everything

needs an end and i think that like just to especially move on or like red link's been around for so long well there is there is thousands of Pringles flavors out there. True. Yeah, and they all need tasting and reactions. And you know what? The Simpsons, I watched a recent episode of The Simpsons, and I was just appalled. Do you guys like Rhett and Link or whatever?

I've never met them or anything. Yeah, they're nice. Dude, I was a huge-ass fan of their music videos when I was younger. I looked at their channel, and's like literally like trying every burger yeah i mean that's their that's their thing is they they try every burger they try every everything like they it's the would these candies make a good cereal like that we put let's find out we put skittles in some milk skittles is actually not that bad. Oh. And the Korean background's like. No, I got to respect their fucking grind.

Of course. Dude, they have like six channels. They had a TV. I used to watch their TV show on IFC. They've done so many good things, at least from what I've seen. No, they're cool dudes. On YouTube. Because didn't they buy Smosh

for... Yeah, they bought Smosh That's pretty insane. When did they do that? Recently? Yeah, in like the last few years, because remember all that shit happened with... What was the name of that company? Anthony's Hate? They just threw out the... No, the racial rants Anthony made

that was on his personal channel, so that didn't affect Smosh I'm sitting down today with... I'm sitting down with members of Rhodesia and we're going to be talking a little bit about We're answering the question Israel or Palestine? We're answering, so, post-apartheid South Africa

better or worse? What do you think about that whole situation? With what? Israel-Palestine? Dude, I'm going to take a clear stance. Yeah, I'm ready to hear it. Palestine. That's right, brother. Do you want me to censor that out? To protect you? Dude I'm gonna take a clear stance Yeah I'm ready to hear it Palestine That's right brother Do you want me to censor that out?

To protect you? Yeah you should People are just gonna assume People What it's gonna be is Whichever one they don't like They're going to assume it's that one So there's no winning with that one dude

You know Ryan's Palestinian right? Are you really? Somewhat yeah Are you really? I thought you were Armenian No It's funny This lady You know Ryan's Palestinian, right? Are you really? Somewhat, yeah. Are you really? I thought you were Armenian. No. It's funny.

This lady, remember that story of the lady that stopped me in the Ralphs in the produce section? This old lady just walked up to me and was like, are you Armenian? I was like, no. And she was like, oh. And walked away. Dude, she was about to give you some hard candies or something. What a weird thing to say. That's so odd. In Glendale,

I've been asked if I'm Armenian by Uber drivers and stuff. Glendale is the second biggest capital of Armenian people outside of Armenia. Yeah, no, it's huge. Armenia's the only country with more of their people living outside of the country than in the country. I think

I would be more surprised. It would be way, like, if a person, like, you're from North Carolina or South Carolina? South Carolina. It won't mix it up.

South Carolina. In South Carolina, I would, if somebody was like, like a random woman, just being like, are you Armenian? But then I think about,

like, a Missouri thing, I don't think a lot of people even, like, Missouri know that there's Armenia. Yeah. I'm gonna be honest,

this is gonna make me sound really stupid, I didn't know Armenia was a country until I came out to LA to visit you 7 years ago I'm the same way and I thought it was Armenia and I said Armenia and I got correct it was like Armenia I didn't know much about it until we moved to Glendale cause they would always like have these events

at the library and all these kind of art displays about the Armenian genocide and stuff so that's where I got most of my info. Same, and just living in Glendale, people that have never been to Glendale don't understand that Glendale is like it's Armenia 2.0.

It's probably more Armenian than Armenia. It's just like being in Armenia. It really is, dude, because all the buildings are in Armenian. All the delis and the pharmacies, all the signs are Armenian. People are going to go there. They're going to go to like the Americana

where there's like a Chick-fil-A and an In-N-Out and an Amazon store and a Barnes and Noble and be like, just like Armenian. There's Armenians there. Oh, the Cheesecake Factory.

They probably have Cheesecake Factory in Yerevan. I thought... You know? I really... We've had an Armenian person on the podcast. They be no money. Well, we can't.

I just don't want to let that be too public. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if people want to know about that, but... We were shocked when he told us. Yeah. Should have seen Ryan's face. Because we have, like, a thing where we just don't want to kind of give them a voice.

Armenians by them. Why, dude? Why can't Armenians have a voice? It's just like I just don't... I support their thing, their vibe. I mean, the vibes are good, but... Ever since you got hurt, dude, you turned into a real... Got punched in the face a few times and just a couple screws got knocked.

Literally, he sees the world a whole lot differently now. Well, dude, but I mean, if we're going to have Hasan on the podcast, that's when we need to talk about Armenia. Yes. He's Turkish. I'll be in my robot suit, like my Eggman suit. Dude, can we show up just in full... You know how in Glendale, every year when there's the week,

like the Genocide Remembrance Week, and everyone like every year when there's like the week like the genocide remembrance week and everyone has all the t-shirts with like the blood on them and stuff yeah that's what we should wear with the posters yeah the posters where it's like we still remember and it's like scrawled in blood and everything like 1911 and i'm like damn that's intense i don't think anyone is it for that is it like you said it's a month they do that pretty much it's like it's like a i just remember multiple that? Pretty much. It's like a... I just remember multiple... I lived in that area for years.

There was a point every year where it happened. And every car had the flags? And recently the big one is because there was the civil war in that region that's disputed between Azerbaijan and Armenia. And everyone put these... They're in Burbank too. These big decals on the back of their car that says like defend our meaning of like pictures Of like ak-47s and shit damn, so yeah, if you if you live in LA you'll you'll know what I'm talking about I'm sure you see you see the Armenian flags all over the cars

That's how like I know that that week is upon us because every car has the Armenian flag like hanging from it or on the back Windshield or I know I certainly don't see any Ukraine flags anymore Yeah, that's what happened with that? That meme's dead. On to the next meme. That meme's dead. That whole support. This is taking forever.

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And we're back from the ad reads. What do you think about the Johnny Depp trial? I don't give a fuck about any of it. Good. That's a good answer. I just don't, I don't care. You made two videos about it, Hunter. I did. One was me defending Amber Heard as her lawyer. Right, and

I think you actually made a lot of good points. You did a flawless job in that video. I think I did. And my cartoon was about how no one really cares. They just want Johnny Depp to be Jack sparrow again and uh pretty much so many people would be like you missed the you like missed the mark on this one it means it's like so much more than you know what you're saying and i'm like it's entertainment i mean i guess but at the same time you're also just watching like a domestic dispute between millionaires yeah so why the fuck do you care like it's and you only care because you're just like you know you've seen

johnny depp play rango or whatever like i don't know i don't think that's a fantastic job have you seen it i i brought up rango because i'm not even gonna lie i was blown away i rewatched that recently and i was like i could not believe how good it was and it looks amazing still and I always have to bring it up every time I think it's all owed to how they've record like filled it yeah they acted it had them like acting the students oh yeah isn't it like the like the mocap shit they just did like theater troupe shit I think that he was just they like recorded him in the space with and like he would like act but they had the mics in like the studio room like the sound room and they just like would translate that but so much of the writing to was like kind of like adult humor it's like a shit words like you

can go in as an adult enjoy it and like method acted he studied a an iguana for a couple days he did yeah he was drunk he was it because he's a fucking alcoholic piece of shit is it is it well he's an iguana is he an iguana spit the facts things lit I guess he's a lit... I guess. I don't know. He's got the two eyes. Like, whoop, whoop, whoop. Probably is a little iguana then. Or do iguanas, do they blend in?

Yeah. He probably is an iguana. Yeah, that's gotta be. Well, no one brought up... He doesn't have that, like... That iguana usually has that, like, thing on the back of his head. The spikes? Yeah.

Well, there's the... I don't think so. Is he a gecko? He might be a geck. No, he's not a geck. He can change... Can he change color? Didn't he

Wait wasn't the whole point Was that he couldn't blend in Cause there was that Toad There's the toad But I think it's just like He's like Not traditionally

Like he doesn't do it a lot He doesn't blend He doesn't See that's the whole message He doesn't blend in I just like mixing him up With Randall Cause

Yeah Randall is a They look similar No chameleon Is he a chameleon I think he's like a chameleon He's a chameleon I'm pretty sure No but Yeah. Randall is a- They look similar. No, chameleon. Is he a chameleon? I think he's like a chameleon monster. No, but Rango is a chameleon. I thought you meant Rango.

Rango and Randall are both chameleons. I'll just Google it. Right? Because geckos have the fucking- Yeah, right? No, geckos have the fucking- Chameleons. They gotta be chameleons. No, I'd get- Iguanas have the spikes. A chameleon. He's a chameleons. No, iguanas have the spikes. A chameleon.

He's a chameleon? You're right. I know. That movie did so bad in the box office, too. I had no interest in seeing it. It kind of freaked me out. It is so bad. I wanted a cute animal character, and it was just this hyper-realistic fucking lizard voiced

by Johnny Depp in the desert. It's a shame because it's so fucking good. I watched it last time i watched it was i slept over at my friend's house in like seventh grade and uh his room him and his brother shared a room it was the most disgusting should watch it again i'd love to watch it again let's have let's have rango night i have it on blu-ray i'll bring it over please bring it over uh but their room just like like this floor was covered in like crusty stains and sunflower seeds and his brother would dip and spit his dip into a bottle and put it under the bed.

And one time my friend kicked it and went all in between his toes and his flip flops. And just that carpet was, it's clear that they just had a period where they would just come on the carpet. Because like that like 14 year old period was like, oh, I don't care. See, I never had that. I actually, I cared. Oh, you didn't? I didn't just come on things and leave it. I didn't have that.

Yeah, I definitely came into, like, tissue or something. Yeah. I wish I had the... What was that smile for? I didn't have that period. What do you mean you didn't have that period? I mean, I came into tissues and socks. Oh, you seemed like you were, like...

I bet you were the kind of kid... Matt, wait, wait. Did you just come on the floor? Or, like, come in your bed and let it sit there? No, not on my bed I can see Matt being the kind of guy that You sit there and you come on your belly And you like wait for it to dry in the morning

And you scratched off an old snake skin That's disgusting, dude I knew someone that did that He would just blow in his underwear and his belly And then just go to sleep He's like, what? It's my car But what did you do? Dude, I don't even know if I want to

This is a very big confession And it's disgusting. You can just tell me, and I'll bleep it, or you'll bleep it out. No, people are going to be able to put the pieces together by now, though. Nuh-uh. Did you cum on the floor? Yes. There was a period when I was, like, 13 or 14 when I didn't know what to do with my cum,

and I had a corner in my room by my closet, and I would just bust in that corner. What, like, on the corner of the room and let it, and I would just bust in that corner. What, like on the corner of the room and let it slide down? On the fucking carpet. Is this your old house? Oh, don't worry. My dad tore that carpet up a few years ago, and I remember I thought it clicked right when he's like, I'm tearing up the carpet in your room today.

I was just like, really? Did he say anything to you? No, he didn't say anything. So I was like, oh, God, dude. That one smells? No, he didn't say anything So I was like I was like Oh god, dude That one smells so bad It didn't, dude That's back when my cum Was just like clear water

Clear water cum Dude, you remember The clear water cum era, right? Not really What? Ryan I remember You remember you sploomed

To just be like A little spurt of water? I kind of remember that In like a transition I just remember like the I don't want to fucking talk about me masturbating as a child. Well, I just gave the whole world that I fucking blew on my carpet every day in my bedroom, in my childhood bedroom.

Hey, that's, if you felt comfortable saying those things. I don't feel comfortable saying that. I wish I hadn't said it, but now it's out there. Thanks to our advertisers. Better help. No, dude, I actually, I, no, no, but I knew this kid in college, same kid that I would make walk across campus. That fucking, when you told me about all these stories the other day,

I just laughed my ass off. When I would prank that kid that I went to college with. It's not even a prank, it's just being an asshole. We did it psychologically. Well, that and then also. I'm giving him just lasting trust issues. Yeah, no, I mean, like, maybe not as much as his, but the other guy.

Oh, Christian with the hentai posters, the hentai club posters. We've talked about that before and shown them. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, that was really fair. Apparently he wasn't let into the fraternity because of that, but I think I did him a favor. Why the fuck would you want to get into a fraternity anyways?

It is the worst. Seems like so much work for so little payoff. Have you been into even just like a frat party? We have. We went to a frat party with Markiplier once. Yep. Was Markiplier You weren't moved out here yet. No, I had just moved out. Okay. My hair was blonde at that point. What he, uh, was

wait, was Mark in a frat? No, he just got invited by some dude to a frat party for like the USC film fraternity and we went. He came to a USC one back in South Carolina. Like University of South Carolina. You're talking about University of Southern California. I'm talking about the one we went to, Southern California. Yeah, but like there was one, you were there.

It was just Daniel Meade. Oh, yeah. You guys went to some like just like USC frat party. Yeah. Just because they were like, we love your vids. Is that what they told him? No, it was just kind of like. He's a bit of a frat boy himself. He lives the frat party. Yep. Just because they were like, we love your vids. Is that what they told him? No, it was just kind of like... He's a bit of a frat boy himself.

He lives the frat life. No one really knew who he was. He just kind of stood around. I'd love to see Mark do a keg stand. And when you do the thing where they do the keg stand and everyone cheers and you just scream.

I'd love to see that. I remember he dressed in a really nice button-up. For a frat party? Uh-huh. Well, every other guy probably had like a... Was it button up for a frat party? uh huh well every other guy probably had like a Ralph Lauren polo more one of those boring like social events

where like everyone's drinking but like talking separately very nice level music yeah no but I don't think I've told this but the kid that I fucked with in college, Jackson and I would tell him,

we'd be like, hey, man, you want to meet us up for dinner? And he'd be like, yeah, sure, dude. And I'd be like, all right, meet us at like, and we'd give him like a dining hall on like the other side of campus. And he would just like walk 20 minutes there and be like, where are you guys? Oh, just kidding.

And we did that like three times in a row where we had him walk like 20 minutes across campus to a restaurant we weren't even at which looking back it's not even like a good prank but no it's not even a prank it's just mean it's a full lie honestly it just kind of but the thing is it still makes me laugh well well here's and you stood him up yeah all for a laugh stood him up but basically this same dude i went to his house once Up in like upstate South Carolina. After all this transpired? Same time frame. He's like, hey, dude I got to go home to my dad's like restaurant for a day

Do you want to like come with? It was like a Saturday I was like, yeah sure and I drove up to upstate South Carolina with him and I went to his house and uh He's like dude, dude, check out, check check out do my cousin stay with me? Check this out. And he shows me this cum wall where it's just this wall plastered in semen and it's visible and it's shining and it's like yellow and it's like all over the wall. He's like, dude, look, isn't that awesome? And I was like, no.

Why are you showing me this? He's like, I'm like, do your parents know? He's like, no. I'm like, why do you think this is awesome? But he showed me and then I remember his grandma really wanted to cook for me And I just eaten a big lunch, and he's like no do my grandma really wants to cook It's like a respect thing and I was like okay Because he was from another country and I I I

She cooked this meal And she put blood sweat and tears into it, and I was like oh, I gotta definitely eat this and I remembered it was like Poured this like massive bowl full of it was pickled ham cubes with this like rice jelly that was pickled. Rice jelly?

What's rice jelly? It was like jelly that was made out of rice. And then there were bits of cucumber and then this really stinky vinegar sauce on top. I gotta look this shit up. I've never been able to find the dish. But I was like, oh, wow, that's a lot of food. And I had a bite and I was just...

It was horribly disgusting. But it was like she had cooked this meal for me and I had to just be like... So she dressed up this giant turd is what you're saying? Basically. And my friend's sitting there just fucking wolfing it down. You're so good. This fucking shit? No, it wolfing it down. It's so good. This fucking shit?

No, it was like blobs. It was like clobs of- What's the- at ramen restaurants, you'll see this as dessert sometimes where it's like- Oh, mochi? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mochi's delicious. It was like that. It was kind of like mochi, but just not- covered in vinegar and something, and it was-

and I had the biggest ass fucking bowl of it. Like, this was like enough for like, a whole family to eat. And, I just ate, I wasn't hungry to begin with. And I was like,

oh. Yeah, you're just doing it to be respectful. Well, I gotta, I gotta, and this was his Asian grandmother, and I know that,

you know, she's like very traditional. Might have been, you know, to someone else's palate. No, totally, totally.

And honestly, maybe like now, now at 26, I might enjoy the dish. But I remember at like 18 or 19, I was. You were but a mere child. I was a mere child. My palate hadn't developed. But I remember I really needed something to drink. I was like, do you have anything to drink? He's like, yeah.

And poured me a glass of orange juice with pulp. And I was like, it's probably the worst beverage choice I could pick. So I was, she was in the kitchen with us while we're eating. And I was so scared to like be disrespectful. And there was a thing of like paper towels on the table. So I lined my pocket with paper towels and I filled my pocket with it. And I went to the bathroom. I put it in the toilet and flushed it.

And I came back and it's like not even a dent. And then she brought me fucking seconds after I just get a little bit out of the way. She just dumps more. And I was like, have some more of this, sweetheart. It was horrifying. And eventually, I just had to be like, I'm full. Isn't the rule that we leave a little or something like that? Oh, I left a lot.

I don't think that... What do you mean? What rule? What do you mean? I think you're supposed to, in Asian culture, signify... I thought showing you finish it all meant you wanted more, maybe. She's like, oh, she fucking loves it. she's saying like leaving oh to show that i'm done full yeah okay like just enough where you're not wasting but to be like i can't finish it all

dude i had like two or three trips to the bathroom with pockets full of she kept fucking filling up but you said even when it was full yeah but like you get like three like scoops in and she just pours another ladle full. Yeah, dude. Just sits right back up to the top of the bowl. There you go. I'm going to sit here and say eat the whole pot. Does anybody in the comments, maybe any Vietnamese listeners, she was Vietnamese, and I want to know what this dish was.

It was this rice jelly with pickled pork cubes, some cucumber, and then just this very putrid, clear sauce on top. People are gonna be like, she's pranking you. She could've been pranking me, dude! Wait, these- Sir from the muck muck, grandma. Like tugging on her like fucking apron. Grandma, these kids made me walk across campus.

Over and over. They did what to you? And then, and then his payback, he's like, yeah, cook something up nasty, make them eat it. They told me to go to a Red Robin but they weren't there so I had to get bottomless fries by myself

one man can't finish bottomless fries yeah not me yeah but I had bottomless slop and it was really it was honestly

it was so incredibly sweet that she wanted to cook for me and like the gesture was so kind and the fact that she like took time out of her day to cook me this meal was so sweet. The gesture means more than the quality.

I was very appreciative. And honestly, if I was hungry, maybe, honestly, dude, I was still in South Carolina. I hadn't really tried a lot of worldly foods, so that was very different. Maybe now I would enjoy it, but honestly, I'm not a fan of jelly stuff,

so I don't know, especially with vinegar and pickled pork cubes or maybe it was spam I don't know but it was uh It was I mean it sounds awful. I mean pair it with a glass of heavy It sounds just awful with pulp orange juice like for fun I'm trying I'm trying to sugarcoat it so I don't sound like mean because this was such a nice gesture But no, you know if sands are but you can do the nicest just in the world but if you just cook a big fucking plate of shit then what do you expect well some people love fermented soybean natto yeah i was talking to someone

last night that likes eating it you hate it i feel like i saw uh i feel like i see a lot of that's like more of like a japanese thing right it is it's fermented soybean i like what's the taste like it's well okay Well, okay, so... I've gotten more into, like, funky taste as I've gotten a little bit older, and not those... Like stinky cheese? Yes. It's, uh... I like it. I wouldn't say I love it, but given the

opportunity to eat it, I will if it's presented. I'm not gonna go out of my way to get it, but it's... Have you had it? Never. It's in the roach sushi video we did. I know. You guys... Yeah, you probably have. But I never tried it. You didn't try it? I love the texture, though. It's like stringy and blue. Well, I keep seeing videos of people, like, they'll, like,

as quick Japanese, like, meals, they'll do that, and they'll put, like, an egg in it, and then, like, swirl it around or whatever. It's a very powerful flavor. It's, um, it's incredibly... It's putrid. That's the only way to describe it. It's putrid, but it has a weird, like, I don't know. There's something about it that's kind of good in a weird way.

I mean, yeah, you're probably right. The stinky cheese is probably, like, a good example of that. Yeah, but it's like a westernized version of something like that. Same with, like, you know what I really want to try? I want to try that, sorry, I forgot what it's called. It's from Sweden. It's the fish, like the fermented fish that is... Oh, yeah.

It's illegal to bring it on planes or to the airport or whatever because it smells so bad. And it's apparently just the most putrid, bad-smelling thing on earth, but people eat it. And I've always wanted to try it. But it's like so much of your taste, like the sense of smell... It's so much part of your taste. Factors so much into it. So much wine is just like texture too. Like eating that fish or even those beans

I feel like would just make me... Well, I like the texture of natto. It's the flavor that's not very good, but it has a kind of funkiness to it. Is it kind of like on and off like with uni? Yeah, yeah, yes. Yeah, I think so. It's also one of those things where it's like I haven't had it in a couple years and I might just... I don't think I know what that is.

Uni? It's sea urchin. It can be real, like... It looks like a yellow paste on, like, sushi. I gotta take you to that fucking Shibumi restaurant still, because they have this fermented uni, and it's like a... It looks like horse glue. Is that where we were gonna go that one day, but the wait was too long? I think so, probably. And we went to Buffalo Wild Wings instead?

No, no, no, no. I would never settle for Buffalo Wild Wings over Shibumi. Buffalo Wild Wings gets worse and worse every time I go. It does. I do not know why. Is it because we're getting older? I probably won't go again, honestly. I don't know.

I just... It's just like... It just fucking sucks. It's not... It's not... It's just not pleasant anymore. It's hit or miss. It's like a party.

Or usually I'd go to places called like Carolina Ale House or Carolina Wild Wings. It's hit not pleasant anymore. It felt like a party. Or usually I'd go to places called Carolina Ale House or Carolina Wild Wings. It's hit or miss. Whatever the fuck it is. But it was like a... It was a lively place. Every time I go to a Buffalo Wild Wings now, it feels like dead. I mean, it feels like an outdated sports bar, for sure. Because I think whenever it was popping around the country, it was of like oh this is kind of new whatever but i think even just like the food or like the wings

themselves are just so shit like even the the buffalo like the boneless buffalo wings yeah are like it's just so much breading it's dry and crunchy exactly and they and i have to tell them like extra like extra wet on the fucking they don't listen sauce and they hardly do and it's just i fuck it's like eating a like a dry Captain Crunch cereal where you like fucking cut your gums and shit eating it. Yeah, dude It's brutal. So when Buffalo Wild Wings like the one out of the ten times where it hits it hits and it's so good Yeah I mean I get the boneless ones I get the teriyaki and they put the seasoning on them and when they put enough and they're wet

enough they're good, especially if you get like extra sauce But I'm always they just give they give you like sometimes I'll get the wings and it'll be like these fully dry wings with like A little spattering of teriyaki sauce and I'm like, what am I supposed to do with this? I'm always a fan of the I'm still a fan of the parmesan garlic Sometimes if I'm ever in Walmart, I will be one of those fucking douchebags that buys like the parmesan garlic bottled thing Yeah, I'll go home. I'll like make grilled chicken. I'll put it on it. It's got the funky flavors.

It's, you know, it's like, it's good. I don't know. I've been, uh, I,

I bought a, there's this really good Italian restaurant I like called a little doms. It's John Hamm's favorite restaurant. And, uh, I, I ordered from there recently and turns out that they have like a whole grocery section. It's a fun little detail.

Yeah. Hey, it's a fun little tip. Well, it's funny cause you say that. And then also, uh, we went to detail you add. Hey, it's a fun little tip. Well, it's funny because you say that and then also we went to Apple Pan or whatever the fuck it was called, or Apple Pin.

Pineapple Apple Pan. Apple Pan. Yeah, the Apple Pan. The Apple Pan. Pineapple Apple Pan. Okay, so... Pineapple Apple Pan. What did you think?

It was good. It's fine. Like to say it was like the best, like Jack Black saying that's his favorite burger is like, I don't know about that. Like, I have a fun time every time I go. I think it's an amazing spot. Like, I like the feel of it, whatever.

And the food is good, too. But it's not like anything where I'd be like, you know, you have to try it. It's more of, like, if you live by it or you're going by and you want like a casual nice dinner, like I would go there. I like the hickory burger. I think I did prefer the hickory over the steak. That's usually what people say. I got both and I don't know what happened to the steak burger. I just, it just, I don't, I never ate it.

It just, I don't know what happened. Did you bite it? But you were just like. No, I didn't. I never saw it. Oh, you just never knew what happened to it. Okay. Well, I saw it in the bag, but I don't know what happened to the bag.

So maybe it's still there. I'm kind of like addicted to it. I love it. Well, I saw it in the bag, but I don't know what happened to the bag, so. Maybe it's still there. I'm kind of, like, addicted to it. I love it. It's good. I mean, I can see if it's- I just like having two different burgers and, like, eating, like, taking two bites out of The thing about it, too, is that- Three bites out of the other.

The thing about it, too- Well, I saw you doing that. You'd be like, one, one, one, one. Yeah. But it was like, it's their- It's, like, the same size burger, everything, but it's,'s like two extremely different flavors in a good way yeah but I do think I like the richness of the hickory

yeah I like that especially with the cheese so my thing about burgers is for me it's and this might just be a horribly stupid opinion but for me for some reason it's like all about the bun for me I really like a soft kind of sticky potato bun so when places like In-N-Out where they kind of like bake the bun a little bit, I'm not really a fan of that.

And Apple Pan burger is amazing, but the bun isn't the type that I'm like the biggest fan of. It's a good bun still, but like Shake Shack has great buns. I love the buns at Shake Shack. You know what bun I've been a sucker for lately is fucking pretzel buns. Pretzel buns are a novelty thing. They're like, Wendy's pretzel burger. Well, when I go to the store and they have pretzel buns, I'll make turkey burgers with pretzel buns.

I don't think I've ever had a burger with a pretzel bun on it. Do you ever make burgers at your house or anything like that? You should fucking grab some pretzel buns. I don't really make burgers as much. I usually just get this simple shit. I'll get a steak or some chicken or a salmon. Oh, I see. They just sell pretzel buns at the store?

They do at Sprouts. Oh, shit. Okay, I got to do that. They do at Sprouts and a pretzel. Another thing, too, is I've been a huge fan of putting pepper jack cheese in my burgers. Pepper jackies. Love me some pepper jack. I love a little pepper jack, but for me, I can't beat that classic Kraft single.

Fucking American cheese. It is solid. It's not even real cheese, but it's fucking- I almost like American more than I like cheddar. I do, too. On burgers, that is. Yeah, on burgers, I like American more because it's more- It's almost more creamy, where cheddar's more charred.

I think it melts a little easier. Like, it just, like, it fuses with the burger better. Because, like, usually, like, if you've been to, like, a barbecue where, like, the person who's making the burgers uses, like, cuts of cheddar cheese. It, like, starts to have this rubbery texture. It's hard to bite through if it's too fat. It's rubbery and, like, clumpy. Yeah. Something weird.

I'll just take, like, thick slices of cheddar cheese and just put it on a burger. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that. No, it's dirty fucking hipsters. Because then you're getting as much cheddar cheese as you are meat. And it's, like, I think that the cheese always needs to be, like, a condiment on the meat. It needs to be, like, melted across the top. And I love doubling up the cheese, needs to be like a condiment on the meat. It needs to be like melted across the top. And I love doubling up the cheese, but it's got to – that's why like American – because American melts so perfectly.

So you prefer Shake Shack over In-N-Out? Yes. I think I might – I think I might do In-N-Out over Shake Shack. You know what's the worst is Whataburger. We had it in Texas after our – I don't really remember much about it It is the most overrated Like I know I feel like everybody

Talks about this shit like you know In-N-Out Steak Shack Shake Shack whatever Both those are fine like I could go To either of those. Johnny Rockets Never been to that. I don't know what that is. What? Have no idea Johnny Rockets? You've never been to Johnny Rockets? The hot dog place? No the burger The like kind of like diner.

They might have hot dogs. I don't think I've heard of it. I have no idea. I'm thinking of Cosmic Jack's. It's a place in Charleston. It's like a hot dog. Whataburger though is like so shit. I'm so surprised that people don't talk.

In Austin, there's P. Terry's and it's like more of like a steak and shake kind of like steak burger thing. It's really good. You've never seen this logo? It's in university. Oh, yeah. I've seen that. I've seen that.

Oh, well, no. I guess not. I guess we got to go to Johnny Rockets. It's really good. You've never seen this logo? It's in university. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. I've seen that. Oh, well, no, I guess not. I guess we gotta go to Johnny Rockets. You know, I... We don't have to. Do you like Johnny Rockets burgers? No, no, no. So you're just being a dick. Yeah. Why would you call out Johnny Rockets like that? I wasn't calling him out. The CEO of Johnny Rockets... What? The CEO's son

of Johnny Rockets listened to this. He's gonna put a gun in his mouth. Dad, come listen! They're talking about you here! They come in and he's like, no, we don't have to go. Never mind. Yeah, exactly. And he's like, God damn it. Jimmy Rocket?

Yeah. His little boy? Johnny Rocket Jr.? His trans son, Sarah Rocket. Oh, you know, I'll tell you something. That sounded like I was about to go on a rant about trans people. That's just the way I led that in. I was like, I'll tell you something That sounded like I was about to go on a rant about trans people That's just the way I led that in I was like, I'll tell you something

Let me fill you Here's the honest truth, folks I was going to tell you about what I've heard here I don't remember really having it Because it was after a show in Texas But I remember that grown man came in and threw a temper tantrum And threw his barbecue sauce on the floor Then we helped pick it up

Yeah, he's like telling the employees, like, pick it up! And then Ryan and I just went and cleaned it up for him. He's like, no, put it back down! Put, no! Wait, wait, wait, he was just being a baby,

and I'm like, don't make the fucking employees pick, because they got your order wrong, so. I liked him having to watch us clean it up, because then he's probably like, fuck. I am the dick in this situation.

After that, it's hard to keep an angry attitude when someone else is just like, calmly being like, okay, we're just going to resolve this. And he's like,

did he just leave afterwards? He's like, he just left. He just turned around and left. He like yelled a bunch, threw some barbecue sauce

on the floor. He threw barbecue sauce like the little cups on the window of the place. Oh, did he hit the window too? or some shit. Over what?

Like what could you possibly get that fucking mad over? He looks like Tucker. I said, no, cheese! He looks like Tucker. I said, no! Cheese! He looks like Tucker all grown up. That's gonna be Tucker in five years. They probably gave him a little attitude at the register

and he just couldn't handle it. Yeah. Hey, man. Excuse me, sir. Did you say water instead? Does anybody listen to me? I wanted a water burger. This has meat. All of this, uh, you know, it's like probably some guy that like, exactly,

his kids are always like, wait, what did you say, Dad? Wait, what? What are you talking about? It's just like the perfect situation, the perfect storm to where he just fucking had a horrible day. He says it like weird, too. I'll take another one with the water.

I'm like, oh, sorry, sir. You just ate water. Exactly. And he's just like, oh, oh, get a real job, asshole. Throws his fucking little barbecue sauce on the floor like a toddler. Fucking dumb. You're lucky there's not a plane place in here. Like, why?

What would you do in a plane place? It bewilders me because you'll see most of these freakouts on Reddit or Twitter or whatever the fuck you see on YouTube. And then seeing them in person, it's just like, how many fucking people are just hanging on by a thread? Everybody. They're just ready to fucking snap. Just one wrong

little snip of the scissors and that thread is cut. It's always so entertaining when I see these happen in real life because it's just like watching a child. And it's just so much fun. Like, oh, what... It's fun because you know

that they're making an ass of themselves and you know everyone else... No one's on their side. Everyone thinks they're being an ass. So just watching somebody humiliate themselves because they're an asshole is always a satisfying thing to do. I always like whenever it's in a public place, though.

And there's like patrons that definitely don't want to get involved and they don't want to make eye contact with a guy so you see like a guy if it's like at a McDonald's and the guy's like by the door and he's like looking at like the employee of the month posters and he's just like just because he doesn't want

to get involved with anything that's happening so like all these patrons are just like not making eye contact with this giant fucking manlet. Just like looking at their watch like oh. Yeah just exactly like still looking at their are just like not making eye contact with this giant fucking manlet. Just like look at their watch. Yeah, just exactly. Still looking at their phone. Just like. Or what's also good is I've been in this situation where someone freaks out and then they look around at everyone else as if like they're on their side.

Like, come on, guys. Yep. They like nod you on to try to like rally the troops. I was at McDonald's once. Stomp, clap. Come on. Let's get a chorus troops. I was at McDonald's once. Stomp, clap. Come on. Let's get a chorus going. I was at McDonald's,

and this dude was standing in line in front of me, and I guess that they had changed the price of the big breakfast overnight. God damn it. Son of a bitch. God fucking damn it. See, I'm telling you, that's one of those days where it's just, it's the last fucking domino to hit

to set off the whole goddamn thing. Every day he can rely on this place for getting a specific price settled for his meal. That's what he was mad about. It was like three cents more than it normally was. And he goes, what? And he's like, no, no, no, no. I come here every day. It's 632, not 635.

And then he turns around and looks at me and just goes, Jesus Christ. I love that. As if, like, I'm invested in his problem. Which is not even a fucking problem. You're like, why the fuck are you, like, I don't know you, dude. Three cents, dude. And also it's like, all right, just don't get it then. I always love when people say, un-fucking-believable.

It's a public deal. What is he like? He's yelling at the fucking McDonald's worker, and it's like, do you think that this worker decided the price change? It's fucking corporate, and this worker's like, I gotta ring it up for this. No, you little shit. Yeah, I live in an apartment down the street. I've been here since two in the morning.

Data update in the system. I didn't consciously go program this, dude. What you don't realize, sir, is that I'm in the system. Like, I didn't consciously go program this, dude. What you don't realize, sir, is that I'm gaming the system. Three cents per transaction. That adds up. Dude, when I worked at fast food and we would change prices for the first, like, week after the price change. Wait, what? How much?

Say that back. Oh, that's interesting because it used to be $4.44. We had this problem at Foodline except it was with like coupon people. Oh god. They're the worst. They just go heavy. So like you have to scan the coupon like there's some times where you'll complete the order and like everything will be scanned

and they do the transaction and they're like, I actually had some coupons. And you'll be like, well it's too late now, dumbass. Why the fuck did you pull that out? Also, let me just get this out there. If you go to McDonald's with coupons, you need to, like, re-evaluate your life. If you literally get the newspaper...

Well, this was at a grocery store. Well, I'm just saying. You said coupons, and we were talking about McDonald's. I'm just saying if you have the newspaper, and they litter those motherfuckers with McDonald's coupons, if you go in there and you take time to cut those out, you have a problem. You need to fucking reevaluate your life and do everything. Yeah. The people that have the

trading card books, but it's just full of coupons. It's like a small win they can get every day. That has to be dying out though, right? Couponing? I feel like now more than ever could be. That was like a mid-2000s thing. It could make a comeback now though with like the pandemic and stuff. It's like, oh, we're bringing back coupons. Yeah, but do you think it would, I don't know if companies are like would do as much coupons with how shit

everything is right now or if it would just be like uh i don't know do you remember uh i my mom yelled at me in the grocery store for this but i'd be in food line right and remember those little like the coupon machines where when you walk by we go and spit out a little coupon and i would just keep making it spit out coupons and i'd like collect all those little things my mom i used to My mom, I used to always, when we would go to like the mall or my mom would go to like JCPenney or something at the checkout line, I would just steal all of the gift cards. I didn't know it was stealing cause I was young, but I would just like take them. They had nothing on. Yeah, they're worthless.

But I would just like take a bunch of them. We could probably register them online. Did you ever try to use them? No, I just. You just liked having the cards. Just like a little fucking smooth brain. I'd be like, look at this. Well, it's great because it's like when you're young,

collecting things is the best. And you see your parents, the credit cards and shit, and you're like, oh my God, it's like I have one now. Take it, show it off at school, pull out your little flame wallet and be like... Well, I just told... My mom would be like, what did you grab? And I'm like, I'm sadokaiba.

I'm sadokaiba. Would she go make you return them? No, because she was kind of fat back then and she'd be like, I'm not going to walk away back. I'm Sato Kaiba, blue eyed white dragon.

I fucking, I stole candy from my uncle's store once when I was like four and we get in the car and my dad sees me like, son, where'd you get that candy? And I'm like,

inside. And like, I know my uncle wouldn't give it a fuck, but my dad sees me and he's like son where'd you get that candy and I'm like inside and like I know my uncle wouldn't give him a fuck but my dad like walked me back in and made me like go up to my uncle and like give it to him

and like make eye contact and be like I stole this and it was like very traumatizing for me and I've never stolen anything since he's like

I mean Dale he can have it it's 48 cents it's like a pack of fucking gum and I own a convenience no no learn a lesson no dale make him pay for it of a bitch has to learn a lesson get your get away with that get your bony ass back in the car matt okay that's like that's what my dad talks in my head but not in real life that's how jim talks kind of dude what i, what I loved at Creator Clash, when I looked over,

we were at that little mixer event, and I saw Jim. Well, actually, the first time I saw him was we were doing the press conference. I don't know if you could see this on camera and notice it, but there's a moment when I look out in the audience and I saw Jim,

and I was just like, there he is. He fist bumped me when I'm walking into the press conference. Big old red Jim. Oh, yeah. Big old red Jim. Big old red Jim.

Big old red Jim. Jim just, like, just he, all the stories you tell. I just remember, like, the first time I ever met Jim, you didn't even have to point out it was him. I just knew it was him. I was like, that's Jim. Hot tamale, Tim. He's a red man. He's very red.

He's very. We used to sing What Makes the Red Man Red to him. I'm sure that made him even more red. When I was a kid. As he cracks another Heineken. Jim, maybe it's just me, but I feel like he's gotten redder with age as well. He's reddened a little bit. Yeah, that just happens when you get older.

It does it? No. He's just always been a very red man. Like it looks like he just like simultaneously got out of like a like a day in the sun like took his kids to the beach and then like- Oh, he's the type to just stand out there. Is he a ginger guy? No. Red hair at all? Nope. He just has red skin. Is he a big drinker? Yes, and it looks like he just got off the phone after yelling at somebody and like comes back in the room guys Drinking at all at creator clash. I know he's just red

You're from South Carolina the humidity was the humidity that much different in South Carolina than it is in, Florida No, I don't feel pretty just fuck. I mean it just depends on the fucking day or the week It's it's I just know on that belt right there on the coast, I'm like, it's all just gonna be humid. Florida wasn't that bad, honestly, with the humidity. I was dying. Maybe it's cause you and I are, like, kind of used to that. Dude, I was dying. Well, I thought that too, but every time I go back to Charleston, it, like, the second I

step off the plane, it hits me. I'm like, oh my god. And I, when I'm at the airport waiting for, like, my Uber or whatever, or for my dead be dead to pick me up, I'm like, damn, it's fucking moist. The worst was, uh, was Thailand. When I got off up, I'm like, damn, it's fucking moist. The worst was Thailand. When I got off the plane in fucking Bangkok, dude, it was like 120 degrees and just like wet. Like you could like – That's what Don was saying.

Like it was thick when you like breathe in because there's like so much moisture in the air. It's like, oh, my God. I don't know. I do not know how people like live in that shit. And then they eat spicy food all day too. And it's like that's the last thing i would want and well a lot of apparently i knew this guy that told me that a lot of cultures that grow up around heat like when it's hot they drink hot liquids instead of cold liquids because it regulates your body temperature to be more cool apparently sounds

awful that sounds like some backwards like drinking hot chocolate like a war i imagine like going into like imagine stepping outside like the ve Strip and just having a giant scolding glass of hot cocoa. Oh, God. Marshmallows and everything. Whipped cream. You can barely open your eyes. The sun is so strong. Yeah, sweat is going into your cup.

I feel like you would just projectile vomit immediately. Streaming from your nose into the cup. Well, I remember I was with this guy once. I was with this guy, and we were all getting coffee. I think I was in New Mexico. And he's like, yeah, so actually the natives drink hot beverages to stay cool. So he got a fucking hot coffee, and it's like 100 degrees outside New Mexico. And everyone else is like, okay, have fun with that.

And we all got cold drinks. And he was just sitting there. It's like Beads of sweat on his forehead and like you know you had to pretend to enjoy it like to like stand by is like Quite cool, do you have a sweatshirt? Anybody have any mittens a little posty this glass is very cold You know I don't care if it makes my body temperature hotter I I'm not, I'm not, I'm gonna drink a cold drink on a, why do people eat ice cream when it's hot? I'm gonna go outside with a hot bowl of grits on like a summer day like, ah, just what I needed. I will say though, in winter time, I will still just drink cold shit.

Like outside even and shit. I feel like it's easier to get warm. I mean like, most drinks are cold, you know. Well, I was gonna say, I just feel like I, even like with, well, I'd say coffee's traditionally hot, but I prefer iced coffee over anything. Same, same. I'm not a big coffee drinker. Oh, okay.

It's more like a sugary dessert type of beverage. I mean, yeah, it's definitely just like full on, just like fat people milk, essentially. Like fucking Frappuccinos

at Starbucks, that's just dessert. It's not even like coffee. I get it maybe like twice or three times a year, and when I get it, it's because I'm in the mood specifically for that if i want coffee i just get straight black my uh brew but if but the frappuccinos dude with the fucking like cookie crumbs and like

six squirts of caramel and whipped cream and chocolate chips at the bottom with like a little splash of coffee it's fucking i heard this girl in front of me at a starbucks one time where she like got like a frappuccino or something like that which is just like ice cream or whatever yeah and uh she drank it and she like told the girl next to her she's just like oh i didn't know this one was coffee flavored what dude no fucking way yeah no most people don't look at those drinks and think coffee because coffee is like the least ingredient i was in new jersey and i was at a starbucks and i ordered a frappuccino but with like espresso shots and in front of me was this like this like like very Karen white mom with like her little

girl. And she had ordered the same thing before me, but just without coffee. And they put mine out first. I don't know why. And they, they looked at me and they're like with coffee and I went to grab it. And the mom's like, excuse me, that's my daughter's. And she takes it and gives it to the daughter. And they walked in like, well, have fun with that.

Fuck off. And then I didn't get my fucking coffee I should have just been like hey I should slap that bitch right in her mouth I should have the daughter of the mom both of them I should have dropped it hey guess what sweetie was getting ready to happen is because your mom is dumb And then fucking slapper yeah, yeah, you just drive her your heel into her fucking face kids are little shits in public more people I saw a video of a dude just like Drop kicking a toddler that was hitting him

and I'm like more people should do that teach these kids a lesson and make them listen to more ad reads it's too late for the ad oh yeah yeah well we can wrap it up now I was gonna sneak the ad reads in earlier just cause I realized it's been so long

how long has it been? an hour and six minutes oh shit I thought it's been like 45 minutes How long has it been? An hour and six minutes. Oh, shit. I thought it's been like 45 minutes. Are we done? Do you just want to end it? Oh, I thought that's what you were saying. I mean, Hunter, if you had obligations. I could go on longer, but if it's okay.

No, we can go longer. Can we take like a break? Yeah, yeah, no. I'm in no rush. I thought you said we can wrap it up. I thought that's what you were saying. No, let's do a little longer. You know, the last few episodes have been short.

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Are we back from the ad reads? Yeah, but we're going to take a break. Okay. In real life. I got to drain the main vein I see If you want to get some like Modelo's or whatever I don't care whatever see you bro see when I see you I'll see you in a bit Jim I'm going to fight you.

Who would win? That's interesting. I think he would. You have boxing training, Matt. It's true. What do you have? A fat body. Weight's a really big thing.

That means when you throw your punches you shift a lot more power You're quick you could slide under his legs when he's stopping your arms you I have no idea. I've never measured any of that shit pretty long What you what you think Brian he's got a longer wingspan here Might be thrown this Might be around this. If it's around the same, I'm going down. That would be my only advantage.

You have a great wingspan. That was my only advantage against Dad, and I didn't even get to use it. You could grab someone from a mile away if you wanted to. Well, he has freakishly long arms. But luckily, he has a great advantage for grabbing people from far distances. He has a kind heart, so it hasn't gotten him into trouble yet. Yeah, exactly. Thank God he has used his powers for good. To help cats stuck in trees.

That's all I ever do. That never happens. That actually happened to me quite a few times. Oh, what happened? Was your golden retriever? No, my cat. It was panic-inducing. I couldn't find my cat, and I would hear,

and I'd look, and she'd be way up in a tree, and I'd be like, oh, no! And it would be fucking, my dad would start banging the tree with a stick. I'm like, stop! Stop! And then eventually she would just drop down and do like six flips and land on her feet and then run into the bushes

and then come back inside like an hour later. That's exactly how they sound. I hate those. Do you have any cats? I have two cats. Yikes. See, I just see Tugboat all the time. Yeah, well, he looks the dumbest, though.

He is a goofy-ass boy. He looks very, very sad, or he just looks like an old man. He looks like the type of dog. Those are the two looks he has. He's got some good meat on his bones. He does. We are really conscious of his joints and shit because bass hounds are just

genetic abominations. But even if he lays down too long, he'll limp a little bit because I think his back legs just get tight. He's been genetically fucked up where his spine

is like brittle like a long stick and then at the end are just little legs yeah he's got this big ass head yeah and I

I don't know I'll sit there for like a little bit I'll be watching a movie and before he gets up I'll like grab him put him over on my lap

and I'll literally grab his back like thighs and I'll just like work him out a bit so then when he gets down he like walks normal that's what I need someone to And I'll literally grab his back like thighs and I'll just like work him out a bit. So then when he gets down, he like walks normal. That's what I need someone to do. I'll get Justin to do that.

He's staying at my place. It's the least he can do. Is he paying you rent? No. Now he is. He is now. There you go. Okay.

Now he is. Hey, it's cool that you can sit here and do it. That's a good compromise. That's a humanitarian thing to do. Speak of the devil. Justin. Justin. Open that door.

Hey, you know how, you know, I'm letting you stay at my place? I like how right as soon as you start to record, now he shows up. I'm letting you stay at my place for a bit. Yes. And I'm not asking it of you, but you aren't paying rent or anything. So maybe to help me warm up in the morning, your form of payment could be to kind of grab me by my hips and massage them out a bit. Work out the k grab me by my hips and massage them out a bit.

Yeah. Work out the kinks. In the mornings. Like you're beating a ball of dough. I wouldn't mind. Okay. I could. Well, Justin, you could also, if you want, you could stay with me for free and not have to do any of that, but I think that this would help my friend out. Shut up, dude. I'll stay with Ryan. I'm surfacing. Shut up.

Damn. I legit was like, oh oh you can stay at my place for free Justin and his response is shut up well maybe it's cause you were putting me down well yeah you know like I'm friends with both of you I love both of you guys equally but like you know don't you think there's better ways of approaching the conflict

that's what I tell my parents but I think we all know that's not the case I'm not gonna tell I'm not gonna say which one of the podcasts mom you can call me about that one. She listened to every episode. Ryan, I heard what you said on the podcast. Are you serious?

Is this a joke? Is this one of your jokes? What's up? What's up, Justin? Just shaking your hand. I like that Ellen DeGeneres show shirt you got on. Thank you.

Can't believe we're, we're, we're in the same room right now as two people that I made a cameo on the Ellen DeGeneres show. Oh yeah, that's right. You were there too. I was. At an Ikea. Justin was like basically assaulted on the Ellen show. I didn't run away from you. I just dodged out of the situation because

living here long enough, you kind of just notice like if someone starts coming up and talking to you, just be like, hey, so you just like kind of dart the other direction. You're like, nah. I was filling up my bike at the gas station with air the other day and I'm getting back my bike and this gas station with air the other day, and I'm getting back on my bike, and this guy comes up singing. He was like, oh, walk in the park.

Hey, dude. And I just took off riding. He's like, hey, hey, dude. And I just kept going, and he's like, dude. And then I'm riding off, and I was scared that he was still following me. And then the worst part was I was like, what if I drop my wallet or my phone or something? Yeah. Hey. Hey, Hunter, my wallet or my phone or something? Hunter, can we get your opinion on something? Can you tell me how

Justin's breasts feel? Come over here, dude. If they feel good, can I titty fuck you? One of those C cups? These oddly feel... Why are you squirming around so much? It's not even attached to you. What the fuck are you doing?

He's like, ah. I feel it, dude. I feel it on my fucking titties. Justin knows how women feel. Do you have tender titties? I will say about that. You have tender titties? Those are way too close together.

So you like nipple play? No, I don't. Justin, look at me. Ask him seriously if he likes nipple play. They're too close together for me. Matt, ask him. Look at him in his eyes. Tell me if he's telling the truth.

Do you like nipple play? No, I really don't. He did that cocked one eyebrow up. Hunter, ask him. Hunter, ask him. Make eye contact. Do you like nipple play? No, I can't! I can't! Get off me, dude! Dude, let me touch the breasts, man! There are fucking breasts! Look at you. Look how uncomfortable you are. Justin, I'm touching your fake breasts and you're getting uncomfortable.

Look, I'm like. Women always do the same fucking face to me. Well, it's not my fault. You tell them, Tiger. Yeah, they gotta be a little less awkward. I gotta go wash my titties. Okay. Did you say they felt like...

He said they were too close together. Those, honestly, I don't know where you got those. Too close together? They feel like the legit. They feel like the plastic wrinkliness. It feels like tits, but I will say it's like they're too close together. It looks like toddler tits. Well, toddlers don't have tits, but.

Well, I'm just saying. God. What? What? Do you disagree with that, Ryan, that toddlers don't have tits? Have you ever seen a woman with like a fucking uniboob? Brother, just sit this one out. Sit this one out, man.

Hey, brother. Justin's going to step in for both of you. Come on, baby. Dude, Justin, those things, when they're under a shirt, they feel very real. I tried that. Put them under your shirt real quick. Let me see if it looks better under a shirt. And don't act all bashful.

I don't want my titties touched. Well, Justin, this is a sacrifice. This is a sacrifice. I don't want my titties touched. Well, Justin, this is a sacrifice. This is a sacrifice I am willing to make. I am willing to make. Oh, he's taking his shirt off? Oh, shit. God damn, Justin. Yeah, I know, dude.

What the fuck is that from again? Oh, Shrek. There you go. Bro, that's like the best movie ever. The first Shrek. Why are you shaking your head? It's not the best movie ever. Wait, what? It's one of them? What do you want? Oh, Citizen Kane.

Would you respect someone if they put Shrek in their top ten? Movies of all time? Dude, Hunter loves Citizen Kane. You just crossed a line. Rosebud? That's not really true. I do love that line, though. Rosebud.

You know what that's a reference to, right? The Holocaust. That's what he called his... The movie's making fun of... It's like a parody of that one real guy that he didn't like, and that's what he called his, the movie's making fun of, it's like a parody of that one real guy that he didn't like and that's what he called

his wife's clitoris was Rosebud so that's why they named the sled Rosebud in that, is it a sled or a bicycle? I can't remember. I literally have,

I think I've seen that movie once. I only have seen it in film class. I was so fucking bored I was like, nah. Film class, it's like you gotta watch

like a trip to the moon in fucking Citizen Kane. Look! Trip to the moon, we watched a version it's like you gotta watch, like, a trip to the moon in fucking Citizen Kane. Look! Trip to the moon. We watched a version that had, like, this really great... Oh, my God. On your actual skin, that actually looks pretty good. Pretty good?

What are you talking about? Like, it looks realistic. Where it's like, I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody. Grab his fucking tits, dude. What movie is that? I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody. I watched that in film class too

what were you saying you know the famous line where he's like it's like about a boxer or some shit that takes care of pigeons and he's like I could have been a contender

I could have been somebody are you talking about the Scorsese movie down by the waterfront I don't know what the fuck is that movie Cinderella man no no it's old

it's like black and white do you know what I'm talking about million dollar baby have you heard that quote? Fuck, look at you, dude. You're real as hell under a shirt. I know, you're having a little too much fun, man. You would honestly, with your perky little tits right here,

you make a hot little number, you know that? Go, let Hunter feel like under a shirt. Come over here. What? On the waterfront. On the waterfront? If I saw you at a bar, I'd fucking be on the other one. Come over here. Come over here. Let me squeeze your titties. What I'd fucking be on the other one Come over here

Let me squeeze your titties What's that say? Yeah here What's that say? I don't see you nipping I like how it's just barely nipping Come here what's your shirt say? Feel that shit

This actually feels so wrong It feels really real under a shirt Ow Sorry I had to slap your titty Yeah. This actually feels so wrong. It feels really real under a shirt. It feels so wrong. Ow! Sorry, I had to slap your titty. Ryan McGee. What's up? Sorry, I had to slap those around a little bit. Sorry, I had to slap you around.

Justin. You might as well. Everybody else is. It does feel wrong, though, whenever it's under the shirt. Right, dude. Matt is like way too into it. I'm not into it, man. Let me get a fucking.

It's like a little cockroach. Now you're getting into it. All right, fine. One more. Fuck, dude. Yeah, man. That shit, I'm not into it man, let me get a fucking- It's like a little cockroach. Now you're getting into it. Alright, fine, one more. Fuck, dude. Yeah, man, that shit, I'm closing my eyes right now. That shit feel- I'm gonna take those home. I just closed my eyes right now and I'm hard. I'm not hard. Yo, I just got hard. Yeah, I'm not hard either. Not all the way.

Look at that, look at his belly with the- Hey, look at me, Justin. The way it has like the underboob. That is so gross. You look like a fucking chimp. Like a hairless chimp? Yes. What do you think, boys?

Wait, let me take a picture, Justin, because in this light... That looks so believable. Like that, that is... Oh, shit. Honestly, this might have to go on Patreon for this episode so people can... Oh, my God. People can see Justin's uncensored breath. That does look somewhat believable.

If you just saw a quick glimpse of that, you'd probably be like, Jesus, fuck. Look at those tits. Justin breast photo set. This looks incredibly real. Yeah, Justin breast photo set is going to be on Patreon when this episode drops. Justin, you know what sucks? Someone's going to jerk off to that.

100%. At least one person, right? Hey. Hey. At least three. Hey. Make it two. I'll be out of that. I'll let you guys get back to it. Okay. Have a good one. Have fun with your tits, Justin.

I will, dude. Are you leaving? Yeah, I'm going back home. Right now? He's gonna walk all the way there. No, okay, well, obviously you're lying. Well, you're lying going back home. Right now? Yeah. He's going to walk all the way there. No, okay, well obviously you're lying. I'm walking to LAX, but. Well, you're lying to me, so you're being rude. He's not lying.

He's walking to LAX. I tried, we took this break, and I tried so hard to find you, and you're fucking gone. Yeah, that's true. And then I sit down, we start recording, and guess who's goofy ass walks across the door here? You. What do you mean goofy ass? I guess it was goofy ass with a beautiful pair of tits.

Yeah. What's wrong with me? It seems like you have some things to vent, Hunter. Blue fucking Crocs. What's wrong with my fucking Crocs, man? The Crocs and the tits and the gym shorts. I was at the fucking store with Ryan last night. That's butt lag blue.

That's lag blue, baby. That's lag blue. I was at the grocery store with Ryan last night and somebody came up and she's like, I love your Crocs. She did. She did. Thanks. I love your ass, sweetheart. Is that what I said? Yeah. came up she's like I love your cry she did she did thanks I love your ass sweetheart yeah you spit on your hand before you spank people of course of course you gotta get that good slap

it makes sucking then your spit residues just like on there like black skirt someone's clearly never slapped a random woman's ass I better go tell my dad you know what have a good one

thanks bro be safe yeah don't forget those you've never slapped a random woman's ass in the grocery store and it shows despicable yeah we gotta get you slapping some asses. Don't

rub me in this. What do you mean, you and Ryan of what? I don't want to be brought into this. Don't bring me into this. He said me and Ryan. You talked about what? I thought there would be some sort of conversation beforehand.

I don't think that it's good to just jump, jump right into it. He spilled the beans, buddy. I'm just saying, have a good pot, be my hunters here. Get your fucking game faces on,

boys. Podcast time. Podcast time. I'm podcasting up. All right. Red roses too. My blessed balls. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yes.

For me and you. And I come to myself. That's like the quintessential song. Yeah, there you go. Matt, look at there. What's he doing? I can't see. He's just dancing with his little tits. He's enjoying it. Tell him to pull his balls out.

Justin, pull your balls out. Is he man enough? Justin, let's see balls and tits at the same time. Are you man enough? I can tell how comfortable he is with this. Justin, are you man enough to show us your balls and your tits? That's an ass. That is a hairy asshole.

That is a very hairy asshole. Did he show his balls? No, just his... Did he walk away? Just the fucking deep space that was his ass crack. Just his little fucking grocery store hamburger bun pack fucking Hawaiian roll ass. His two brioche buns in between an Amazon forest. Was it like tufts of hair sprouting from his ass crack?

No, it literally looks like two egg buns, and then it's the darkest black. It's borderline purple in between his fucking ass. It's like he shoved a wig up his between his fucking ass it's like if you like shoved a wig up his ass yeah so he just has a dark ass crack I don't have hair

there's no deep dark like no it was hair because of the hair no it's yes yes yes it's not just dark it's like because light can't

like light can't like transcend all of like the different the rows of hair think of all the parasites and stuff bugs maggots worms there's probably at least 23 different species of bugs all of like the different the rows of hair think of all the parasites and stuff bugs maggots

worms there's probably at least 23 different species of bugs 23 of me? you ever done 23 of me? mm-mm really? why not?

I don't know I just haven't are you curious about your ancestry? don't you want to be proud of you know not really people that you never knew and don't care about

dude I did mine and I was so excited to get the results did you get it? yeah I got it and I was so excited to get the results. Did you get it? Yeah, I was so excited and it was literally 99.6% white. Or like European or something. Just straight British

and Scottish. And I was like, oh, literally no Slav. Like.00 German and French and that's it. .01% Nigerian. And.05% Nigerian. Huh. And 0.05% Ashkenazi Jew. Yeah?

Yeah, why'd it go quiet? I thought you were going to list more off. No, that's it. I wasn't trying to make a statement. I was giving you a floor to express yourself and your culture. Exactly. Your culture. I wasn't trying to de-platform you. Well, maybe we could wrap this up, and I can go show you some of my Niger your culture. Exactly. Your culture. I wasn't trying to de-platform you.

Well, if you guys want, maybe we could wrap this up and I can go show you some of my Nigerian culture. Okay. I would love that. I do a great accent. All right. Can the viewers, can the listeners get a preview? No, that's very personal to me. Okay.

Are you sure, though? Yeah. Hunter, I saw the look in Hunter's face. He opened his mouth. He's about to do it. And he double takes back. Dude, I yawn. I yawn because I'm bored. He's like, I shouldn the look in Hunter's face, he opens his mouth, he's about to do it, and he double takes back Dude, I yawned, I yawned because I'm bored He's like, I shouldn't do this

You're acting paranoid now, Matt I'm not acting paranoid, he was about to do a Nigerian accent, I saw it on his face He's shaking his head, he's, he's Dude, I told you I yawned because I'm like, I'm bored Yeah, because, so that, we definitely need to end it now Okay Do you want to say anything? Do you want to say goodbye to the people? Bye Do you, you know Come? Do you want to say goodbye to the people? Bye.

Come on, give them a better goodbye. They sat here for like an hour and a half listening to our show. They're probably going to be like, I love it when Meat Canyon's on the podcast. It's always a good episode. I will say, actually, I do want to say something before I leave. Okay. And it's an apology. An apology?

It's an apology because last time, and I don't know if people knew this or not, but I was very drunk on the last time I was on this podcast, and I talked over everybody. I think we do that all the time. I think that's every episode dude. I just want to put that out there because I talked over everybody. Did you listen back and you were like oh no. Wasn't as bad as Marisa.

Yikes. Excellent person. I'll go show you guys my Nigerian stuff and we'll sail off into the sunset together. How's that sound? Sounds fantastic. Ladies and gentlemen, we only have one more episode after this before episode 300.

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