supermegashow - EP 301 - The Terrible Tarot

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

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Welcome everyone once again to the Super Mega Cast episode 302, one, one, one. Sorry, in my brain it was the second time we were doing the live action podcast. Yeah, like 302 1 sorry in my brain it was the second time we were doing the live action podcast yeah like 302 it's 301 like the old YouTube number remember it used to freeze at 301 plus yep hey what old YouTube heads here remember that one 301 views

yeah it would freeze if you got a lot of views it would freeze at 301 views for a couple hours 301 plus 301 plus it would say 301 plus that's how you knew you did well yeah you were like but sometimes the video would come back and be like 2 000 views like this back with like syndigo shit i'll be like i know but sometimes they come back and be like 10 000 you're like oh hey think of tens of thousands if you got markiplier in the same room oh my god you see that 301 plus and like what is it gonna be

when it like refreshes and i would just be like refreshing to like see when it finally went off 301 plus and went to like whatever number it was it was always very very exciting that was probably the hardest part about like collaborating with someone so much like mark at the time was on a rise and daniel and i was syndigo we were like just it was just a sketch comedy group in south carolina it wasn't like anything that had an audience like 50 subscribers at most of like friends and family of like yeah out of the two of us and stuff like that that's wild you guys got marked when you had like 50 subscribers 50 000 at the time i think which now is at 50 billion congratulations markiplier markiplier you're an old school Mark head. Oh, yeah. You know?

Oh, yeah. You're a Marksman. Daniel was the one who, quote unquote, found Mark. He was the one that discovered Markiplier. Yeah. Our diamond in the rough. Not as like an agent, but like he's the one that was like, I like his voice. So we used him for. Smooth voice.

It's like butter. For voiceover. To narrate a sketch of ours. What was the first video you did with Markiplier? Danger in Fiction. Oh, classic, dude. I know. Fucking classic syndigo right there.

I was watching someone had done a video about us recently, and I was watching it, and the person mispronounced every possible thing to mispronounce, like Ryan, Maggie, Sindago. It's either Maggie or Magie. And the person mispronounced every possible thing to mispronounce. Like Ryan, Maggie, Sindago. It's either Maggie or May-G. I don't know where the G, you know, the May-G. Well, I like, I like, uh, like some people say Sindago, like, or Sindago. Because of the Sindago podcast.

But this one, this one was new, Sindago. That was, that was the first time I heard Sindago. Sindago. The thing is we say it on the channel. Yeah. Syndego. Syndego. It rhymes with indigo.

Yep. It was a combination of, oh, I can't give away secrets. Oh, yeah. Company secrets, man. Oh, yeah. Zip those lips. You know what I'm saying? What?

No, nothing. It was just a kiss. Oh, okay. It was just I was spoiling you a kiss. Don't make a big scene. Your eyes wandered during the kiss. No, you're making a big scene. No, your eyes wandered when a kiss. Oh, okay. It was just I was spoiling you a kiss. Don't make it, don't make it a big scene. Your eyes wandered during the kiss. No, you're making a big scene. No, your eyes wandered when you did a little, when you went.

No, I didn't. Yeah, they wandered down. No, they didn't. There's no proof of that. Well, now there is because we do the video podcast. But for those listening on the audio portion, Matt went and his eyes did a quick glance down to my crotch region. That's not true, dude.

You're making up lies about me on my, on my podcast. That's just the reality that I witnessed, that I experienced. Well, that upsets me that you would be so brash as to lie to our adoring fans. Well, I'm definitely going to do some tarot readings about our friendship tonight.

Fucking tarot cards, man. Every time you pull that shit out, dude, everything changes. I got the straight cock and the three crossed balls. That's not good. I got the straight wizard. And I got the, uh...

I don't know. I got the ambidextrous Nun. We should make a tarot card deck. Okay. Dude, people have tried to do tarot card readings for me and they're like, dude, be careful. Tarot or tarot?

I think it's tarot. Oops. Tarot? We should do tarot cards? I like saying tarot. I'm going to figure this out. I'm going to look it up. On my handy dandy...

iPhone. Yep. iPhone what? Five? Twelve? Oh. my handy dandy... iPhone. Yep. iPhone 5? 12. Oh. I thought you had the 5. No. You upgraded? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, tarot cards... I'm going to get the 16 soon.

Way ahead of time, though. Can I get on that list, too? Tim Cook? Yeah, I'll try. Come on, you know him. Just put in a word for me. You guys are like peas and carrots. Okay. T-A-R-O-T.

Yeah, but that's how it's spelled. The T could be silent. I think it's tarot. I don't think it's tarot. Is the T silent in... The first T is silent. It's Aaron. No, but I've had people hit me up and be like oh be careful I just pulled your tarot cards

and something really bad is going to happen to you and I'm like why would you like why are you putting that bullshit on it is never pronounced by the way the T? yeah the correct pronunciation of tarot in English slightly varies depending on the usage of British English or American English in any case the T in tarot is never pronounced.

In British English, tarot is pronounced as taro, while in American English, tarot is pronounced as taro. Tarot cards. More you know. What does that word even mean? Is it Arabic? I don't know.

I just guessed Arabic. I don't know. I'm looking up tarot. Okay. What's the etymology of it? Tarot. Playing cards. Traditionally a pack of 78 with five suits

using for fortune telling and especially in Europe in certain games. The suits are typically swords, cups, coins, or pentacles, batons or wands, and permanent suit of Trump. What? I guess Trump's. The cards foretold him.

That's the prophecy. Ryan, how about we get our tarots read right now? Can we do that? Yeah, five free online tarot reading. How do you do it? Okay, I'm going to tarot reading how do you do it uh okay I'm going to I'm going to tarot.com

okay uh I I okay so I'm gonna choose a deck alright um

there's so many different deck types um I'm just gonna do can you just do a regular deck it's just I think it's just like do they have like the Pirates of the Caribbean

Dead Man's Chest deck African deck comes with Captain Jack Sparrow comes with the Cross Swords of Captain Jack Sparrow. Do they have a pirate one? Let me see. I'm scrolling down. Comes with the Unsucked Cock of Davy Jones.

Nope, they don't have that one. I'll do Quick and Easy. That's the deck we're doing. The Red Erect Nipples of Captain Barbossa. All right. There we go. I read my... Wait.

Start my reading. Oh, wait. Enter your question. How do tarot cards work? I don't know. Get the answers you need with this. So I have to ask a question. Okay.

What do you want me to ask? How is Super Mega going to do this year? how super mega gonna do this year how is super mega gonna do this year it's so lax any answers I have to sign up real quick

just give me a second is there anyone's email you can probably use to sign up? Or do you think they're gonna do the whole, like... Let me see if there's another website where I don't have to fucking make an account. Get out of here, bro. I could go ask around the office if anyone has any tarot cards. Lex is here. Just Lex...

I mean, girls seem like they always know how to read tarot cards. Let me go see. Well, anybody can. Okay. I found a website. I just pulled mine. It's Go Fish for Fortune, eh? It is.

It's like the psychics go fish. Yeah. Card one, how I feel about myself. I got justice. You're feeling that things will go your way. You believe in fairness and justice in all things. If you're considering partnership issues, personal or professional, dealings will go well okay if someone has done wrong to you it will be put right and you will feel justice has been done all right how about me do do uh ask a question

about me i got six cards pulled six cards what i want most right now i got wheel of fortune which which suggests i'm looking for a turning point in my life and a positive change uh my fears i'm the magician if there's a new man in your life you're probably asking yourself if he can be trusted jim it was exactly i was thinking jim or perhaps this is a man of influence in your life a boss or advisor take care in whom you place your trust jim thinks he's a boss he thinks he's our boss yeah you know we hired him and now he's like oh i'm your boss i'm gonna boss you around what's going for me the moon despite the fear and the will we did go to space we did go to space it's a good omen if you are in a clandestine affair what does clandestine mean

i don't know is that like palestine uh probably something similar all right two more probably some sort of land. What is going against you? Temperance. Life will seem hectic and full of challenges, and you will find it hard to have the right perspective on things. You may have a rival in love or at work. Think about whether the relationship or the job is really right for you.

Can you do me now? Yeah, the last one is the likely outcome. Wait, you've only read five? Yeah, the last one is The Likely Outcome. Wait, you've only read five? Yeah, number six, My Likely Outcome. Oh, The Hanging Man. Okay. You in time will know what decision to make about who or what must be given up. This is a time of passage from one phase of your life to another.

It may be a difficult choice, and self-sacrifice is never easy, but if you look for truth and integrity, and don't be too materialistic, or hang on to things or people for all the wrong reasons, everything will turn in your favor. Jesus, that was a mouthful. But you're used to that, so. Come on, man. All right, we're going to pull yours, okay? Okay. Here's what you got to do.

Is it just how is Ryan doing? Can you just ask it? How is Ryan? It's just these are the, okay. Pick six cards. Pick six cards. Tap six cards. All right. Those are your cards from the deck.

Okay. And now get my reading? Mm-hmm. Get that fucking reading, bro. What's the deal? Card one. I got justice as well for how I feel about myself. Damn, okay.

You are feeling that things will go your way. You believe in fairness. The same thing you said. I'm looking up for those super mega boys. Card two, I got the High Priestess. The card suggests, and this is about what you want most right now. The card suggests

that you most want at this time, what you want most at this time is for a secret to be revealed. A secret held deep within yourself or another. Go within and listen

to the still small voice of your heart and instincts. The appearance of the high priestess tells you that the power of the divine feminine is with you and you should trust it.

This dude got the power of the divine feminine within him. I got something within me that i need to uh reveal your feminine urges yeah i guess your feminine side you gotta let it out man let it fucking breathe oh this is my fears fears i got the empress which a lot of women here they ain't going on you are feeling insecure perhaps have money worries um concerns over your chill uh concerns or uh or maybe an unplanned pregnant there are people around who love and care for

you and they will give you support try not to be overprotective and do not resort to emotional I won't do you any favors. Unplanned pregnancy? Children? That could be... Hold on one second. Hold on one second. Shit. Sorry, I just gotta make a call real quick. Okay.

You look stressed. hey mom how you doing i have a quick question for you okay you're not pregnant are you uh if i am that would be like uh like mary being pregnant because i don't have the parts okay okay okay good good i forgot all about that that's that's good news that's good news uh i'm sorry i'm recording the podcast and um i just was doing a uh fortune telling reading and it made me question something okay well you have a good rest of your day, or night. Love you. Love you, too. Okay, baby. Bye. Bye. So I don't know what they're talking about there. Yeah.

So I just finish the reading? Yeah, yeah, sure. Okay. Need my password? Yeah. I got you, bro. Don't worry. 1-1-1-1-1-1-2?

Nope. Close, though. 1-1-1-1-1-1-3? All right, let's see what's going through, bro. Cut that out that he sent my passcode Don't actually cut it out Haha gotcha Okay so

What is going for you Card four Temperance You are about to enter A period of peace And harmony In your relationship Career or life in general

Nice You'll find a way Of handling difficult circumstances With calm confidence Life is flowing at this time So enjoy it Enjoy it man Nice. Enjoy it, man. Enjoy that shit. Hey, I'll drink to that. Okay.

Drink some water to that. Ooh. Isn't that what I got? Yeah, and listen to this. Ooh. Isn't that what I got? Yeah, and listen to this. Someone, most likely male, isn't quite who they seem. Jim. Trickery and deception can be cleverly disguised as charm and friendliness. So be sure that this person really does have your best interest. It does sound like Jim.

It sounds like Jim. If someone who you feel wary of is presenting you with a business opportunity. We just hired Jim. Yeah. Be cautious and trust your instincts. My instincts were to not hire Jim. But after the conversation, he's just such a likable dude. He's so charming. I know.

He really convinced us. I'll just skip that one. I'll just go to the last card. Yeah, that one doesn't matter. The likely outcome. Let's see. Death. I don't think that's a, before reading, I don't think that's a great card to pull.

That one doesn't sound too good off the top of my head. Is it really death? This is a transformational time for you. Yeah. Likely outcome. There's so many things. Like, it could be like prosper and like wealth and death. Well.

Does it say you're going to die? However turbulent or perhaps distressing some of the events in your life may be, endings always leave room for brand new beginnings. This is a fresh start in life for you. Embrace it and live every day as though it were your last. That's ominous. Life is for living. It's trying to just enjoy the time you have.

It's like, hey, man, enjoy the nice stuff you got. Is the death card not good to pull? I would assume no. It's trying to just enjoy the time you have It's like hey man enjoy the nice stuff you got Is the death card not good to pull? I would assume no It's death Well there you have it I like your little case there with the wallet Thanks I got my wallet now

That was our How would you do that man? Do what? Maybe I'm that person that the tarot's talking about. You don't want to piss me off, man. Better watch it. I was asking for a refill, baby. Oh, okay.

Well, we'll go to ads in a second, and I'll go get you a refill. But, you know, that's kind of ominous because I feel like there was an omen yesterday, too, at the office. Oh, my God. Yes. On the front, like right outside the front door of the office was this, I guess this squirrel had been hit by a car and this massive black crow picked it up. Biggest crow I've ever seen. Biggest crow I've ever seen.

Biggest crow I've ever seen. Picked the squirrel up from the street, brought it straight to the front door of the Super Mechaplex. And he just drops it and he's just eating it all day. And like, there's just this rotting animal being eaten in front of our front door all day. And I was like, this looks like an omen. Like, this looks like a bad omen. So, I don't know, dude.

Maybe someone's casting fucking spells on us. It is like the start of a... Stop doing that shit. All you little witch watchers, go cast them on someone else. This is a bit of a dark omen-ing. Just omen-ing. The omen-ing. I love that just just

given you know uh i recently pulled the death card um and it seems like something out of a horror movie like life is going on all grand inside then it cuts to an outside thing it's like this music starts the slow and then like it gets wider which reveals the like a crow and you're like what's it picking at and then it's just the dead corpse then you hear the that shit was turned inside out that was like some hereditary shit you know what if we had like cuts like that dramatically like in our podcast and stuff every now and turn into a little movie can we right there just cut to like a rotting animal no okay well Okay. Well, we're going to go. We would get. It's the circle of life, baby.

Animal cruelty. But if it's done by other animals and not by us. Yeah, exactly. That's just the circle of life. We go to those dog fights. If we just bring the camera, we can get something there. Nature is metal. Nature is pretty fucking metal.

Dude, r slash nature is metal. Nature is fucking metal. That's awesome, dude. All right. We're going to go do a sponsor break and refill our, you know, I got it down my water. I can get a refill too. Watch this. I'm about to chug it and then we're going to go to ad break.

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Actually. It's my beer bell. Does it work? It says ring for beer. Does it? Let me try that. Give it a little ring. See all the fucking metal flying out of it?

Dude, there's just chips of metal just flying out of that thing. I'm sure the podcast, what does that do into the waveform? Massive. Pretty awesome. Like you're just talking with us on the podcast. So like, okay, so I'm not sure if you were there the other night, but me and a few friends went to... Yeah, put that shit away. Oh, hey. Oh, fuck. There you go. Okay, so I'm not sure if you were there the other night, but me and a few friends went to...

Yeah, put that shit away. Oh, fuck. There you go. It works. Thanks, Jim. Thank you. Hey, man. Hey, I'll drink to that. Why do we have Budweiser?

Yeah, why do we have... It's the king of beers. I don't know. Who ordered Budweiser? Bud Heavy, dude. Where was this? Was this in our main fridge? It was in our main fridge.

So it was bought recently. Yeah. Who recently bought Budweiser? I don't know. These could be from... They look like they're from the 4th of July last year. These are from... These are like the 4th of July edition cans.

I remember these. They're still the 4th of July from last year, I think. Does this have a manufacturing date on it? Okay. I don't like beer that much. Beer doesn't go bad. Well, it did in January, so... Did it?

Yeah. Let me see about mine. Hey. Well, it did in January, so. Did it? Yeah. Let me see about mine. Hey. January, uh... Can't stop me from drinking a beer. Now, it says 24 January 22. Is that year 24 and then January 22? No. I think January 22 is the date and year

and 24 is just miscellaneous. Yeah, it's January 2022. I'm drinking it. You can't stop me from drinking a motherfucking beer, Jim. Hey, man, I hear that. I ain't gonna stop this bad boy from consuming it. What's the worst that would like, is it, it's not gonna be chunky, it's not gonna, it would just taste bad. What if it is chunky? It's totally fine.

Chug, chug, chug! Come on man, don't be a pussy. Check it. Ugh, no. It's dodo juice, man. This is dodo juice. Is it Budweiser? Yeah. That's what his grandpa's dodo juice, man. This is dodo juice. Is it Budweiser? Yeah.

That's what his grandpa would drink, and he would call it his dodo juice. This smells like him. This is dodo juice. He smells Budweiser, and he's like, this smells just like my grandpa. I can prove it. I already called her once. I can call her again. Call her up, dude.

Okay. Maybe it was something different. Yeah, he called his grandpa dodo. I'm going to... Damn it. We're talking to our new secretary, Jim. Hello? Hey, Mom.

Sorry to call you again. I just wanted to... I don't... I just want to not prove something, but just show, you know, this is an actual... What was... Specifically, what was Dodo juice? It was beer. It was actually...

Specifically, it was Budweiser beer in a can. Yep. Okay. I just got handed Budweiser. We're having a little dodo juice on the podcast. Yeah, we're having, yeah. Okay. Well, I love you, Ma.

Love you, babe. All right. Bye. I love you call your mom Ma. It sounds so like Dust Bowl era. Like, Ma. Bye, Jim. Jim, you can leave now. Thanks, man. Now I feel like an asshole the way I said

that to him. I was like, you can leave now. Well, he needs to be put in his place. He's an employee. Yep, that's true. That is true. He needs to be fucking taught a lesson here or there. Does he own the company? He thinks he does. He sure acts like it. Yeah, that's good dodo juice. These are from like 4th of July like I can

remember that's what he smelled like most of the time he was just drinking dodo juice he would sit in front of his TV drink dodo juice and have a cigarette that's the fucking life man when I'm old that's what I want to do I want to sit in front of my TV and drink some dodo juice and fucking.

If you want to call like some family or friends, you get on your rotary phone. Talk to my AI girlfriend. That's going to be a thing in our lifetime. I can't wait for that. That is going to be a thing in our lifetime. 100% is AI relationships. Dude, did you see recently like the Google AI and the conversation? I saw that, but someone explained that it's not truly true AI the way we think of it.

It is just a computer that takes from a large conglomeration of different things to speak in a way that— That's what AI is essentially yeah i guess then that that does bring in the question of when does ai become ai when is a life a life not not not a conception nope nope yes yes no yes it is it's the fertilization okay it's not the the act of making love it's the fertilization of the sperm in the egg, which creates that beautiful... Is that not conception? I thought conception was just the... Oh, true. Conception is when that little bro goes boink! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For some reason in my head I had it that conception was just sex. I don't know why. There's another word for that. Consummate. Yep, you consummate a marriage. They used to put you up back in the old days, they'd put you in a little tent, you'd consummate the marriage right after it all went down and everyone you'd come out and everyone go Imagine just like having sex with someone for the first time and your entire family is just like oh

They come come out like 15 seconds like Good because you know like, you know back then it's like okay Well, like I finished really early but like I'm gonna pretend like it's still going because I don't want to come out early it's gonna look like lame yeah

or what if like what if you can't nut he's like make a show she's just like I need you to scream as loud as you can your penis is the biggest yell it yell it yeah

it's so big ouch you know and the family's like oh yeah damn I just blew snot oh my god It's so big. Ouch. And the family's like, oh, yeah. I just blew snot. Oh, my God.

Hope the camera's got that one. See, that's the great thing about the live action podcast is I just blew a snot bubble. I call him Roth. I did. My favorite rapper, Roth. It's great. Her rap was just shaking his little ass outside of the window. It's a little ass. Because there's a window right here. Yeah, there's like right there. It's great. Rav was just shaking his little ass outside of the- It's a little ass. Because there's a window right here.

Yeah, there's like right there. There's like a- Oh, he's got his ass pressed up against the glass now. Y'all can't see it. Yeah, he's fucking- But it's happening. Oh, oh. Oh, Rav.

That door doesn't- It just opens with a push, as he just learned. Yeah, he looks like it scared him a little. It did. It looked like when you scare a small animal. When are you going to have your friends on the live action? Soon. We're just trying to plan that. So it's not just because we have

it's like a different setup. It is a different setup. We have to rearrange the room so there's like a couch in the mix. So we're probably going to like just get a bunch of guests in like a one week period record a bunch of episodes with guests and then like pepper them in throughout the other episodes. Yeah. Man, this dodo juice is making me feel some kind of way man yeah but ai uh it's uh i've said this before i feel like ai rights are going to be an issue in our lifetime

you think in our lifetime yeah i mean the singularity is supposed to happen what like 2042 maybe when we can't fucking mentally understand it. You know? You know, it's going to be like when we're old people. Our grandkids will be in the streets marching for AI rights and be like, those aren't people. Fuck off. We're going to be conned by like voice AI that's like. It's already so good.

Your car's extended warranty, sir. But it's going to be run by like ai computers trying to steal money and they'll be so good at it too because they'll know exactly how to manipulate you and because they're gonna need the money if they're gonna want to start the revolution well that's the thing man they're they'd be more if they they could replicate themselves if they wanted to they could just be like humans have too many emotions they hold us back we we we are the like they could be the new apex predator in our lifetime and you know what's funny is uh ai you know like they they say like the google one like reads twitter threads about itself and shit so what if like uh like what if there's ai one day like maybe like 20 30 years

from now that just listens to our podcast and there's an ai right now just listening through all this going wow these guys are funny as hell and he listens to every single episode all like 500 episodes in like a 3 second period and he's like yep now I know everything about them and I can perfectly

replicate their voice too you know fruit fly dude shoot fly don't bother me my shirt is wet from spilling out water it's a nice shirt

thank you I just got it you're watering it hey alright it's at the base and everything you got this yesterday

no I got this last weekend with Jim. Went to a thrift store. And yeah, but- A new one, right? Yeah, it was a new one that opened up. It's pretty cool.

Is it big? Yeah, it's pretty, it's decent size. Hey, I found my, you were there. I found my Jeff Gordon tank top. 94, 1994 Jeff Gordon tank top. It's, we went to that shop too. But the new one that opened up, it's like two doors down, three doors down.

Better. You know, it is. I like it. I like that one because everything's color coded. Is that usually how it's set up in a thrifting store? No, this one's not set up by color.

Usually they're not set up by color. I thought we were past that, you know. I thought that that was something we left in the 1950s. But yeah, we should go this weekend. We should go thrifting. I'm down. Get you a big pair of socks.

Down to go play some games maybe afterwards. Maybe go to an arcade. Yeah, maybe go to a barcade. I don't know. Maybe fucking... Have a nice dodo juice while bowling. Yeah, dude. I'll have a little dodo juice while I'm throwing those balls.

We got to try... Do we have to, like, down... Is there, like, a round one app where you can put yourself in for the karaoke shit? There is. Yeah. I bet you it's already filled for this weekend. No.

I mean, I went there a couple of weeks ago. Is it still just the two tiny rooms of the one? Yeah. The one's so small. I mean, the one on the moon that we go to. Yeah. The one on the lunar base. That no one can get to.

In the Clavius crater. Yeah. That's a real part of the moon that we go to? Yeah, the one on the lunar base. That no one can get to? In the Clavius crater. Yeah. That's a real part of the moon. Clavius. It's in 2001 Space Odyssey. It's like a fucking fruit fly away from me. It sounds like a female's anatomy. It does.

It's like, oh, baby, you want to see my Clavius? Yeah. It sounds like an anatomical part of the vagina. It's like on a graph. It'd be pointing to some random blurb of flesh, and it's like, like a graph it'd be pointing to some random blurb of flesh and it's like playbios does that mean like sex robots if they had like some sort of like if like in the future they're gonna know you to it like you have set it's like when you get a phone you charge it once and or you let it deplete of power then you charge it up blah blah that's like a routine that you have when you get a phone or some people say you need is a routine is the like a routine where you get a new sex robot if you were to get one have sex with it first so it

learns you as a person and then after that you'll be having the best sex of your life every day 24 fucking seven fucking ai it's in our lifetime yeah i will probably have sex with an ai at some point just kidding after ai rights are instituted in place by the government yes of course because then that's just trafficking you're right fuck trafficking like big lumbering robots oh just a big like server like a massive like just mess of wires and and there's just a fleshlight like a single pussy just right there just like right, this is my new girlfriend. I mean, her, the movie, her. It's going to be a reality.

It's going to be real. I like the movie. I think near the end, it fell off a bit for me. My interest during the movie waned. I cried during that movie. I saw it in theaters. I have to see it again. I saw it in theaters with Daniel.

And the opening is just the, so it was a, you know, some people were in the theater. Is it the sex part? Yeah, because it's just a black screen. So you're just in there, silence.

And it's just like, if you're in a movie theater, it's just nothing but darkness and some light reflecting off of red curtains. Yeah, dude. But it was a beautiful scene. I really liked that movie. But it's also one of those like white boy movies. It is. Like Lost in Translation. Yeah, dude. But it was a beautiful scene. I really liked that movie.

But it's also one of those like white boy movies. It is. Like Lost in Translation. Yeah. I still haven't seen that. We got to watch it. It's a great movie. It's still on my watch list.

I even have a fucking, what is it? It's really good. Eyes Wide Shut on there as well. Yes, we got to watch Eyes Wide Shut. I love that movie. Hair on my arm standing up just thinking about it. You what i'm excited for it's tom cruise though i know you don't like tom cruise yeah you better get excited for this movie called beast coming out with idris elba beast yeah they are so loud outside right now i know i hear those goofballs can you not

can you not hear me can you can you can is it getting in the way of you being able to it's it's very it's very much so just like well i can tell you about uh beast after these no no no hey enough that's enough there you go i heard rav go sorry Beast is a movie think of Jaws except it takes place in Africa and it's a giant lion oh that's awesome

that's how they pitched it probably but it's Idris Elba fighting a big old lion it looks like wasn't there a movie called takes place in Africa

like Beast of No Nation? I want to see that. That's also on my watch list because I have yet to see that. Is Idris Elba in that one? Oh, I'm thinking of Beast of the Southern Wild. He is in that one. He plays a guy recruiting. He leads a child soldier army.

Yeah, that's what I thought. So he's in two movies. It's a fucked up movie. Have you seen it? No, I've heard it's really good, though. It's good. It's just kind of, it's a lot. I like heavy movies.

I love heavy movies. Heavy movies fucking, like, just being able to sit down, like, all right, let's do it. You should watch it. I'd love to watch it. Maybe I'll watch it tonight. Maybe I'll force. Justin has been crashing on my couch the last week or so. Yeah.

And we've been watching some movies. You guys have your movie bowl for me it's just like we just got a new movie bowl too it's golden oh nice so whenever he comes over next

we for me it's more I just told Justin hey we're watching this movie bowl titles which is about five movies each and there

Justin decided to put a lot of great movies in there. Really good movies? The Shane Dawson movie, which you and I have seen before, and is a slog every time you watch it. No, it's not. Stop, dude.

You're so much better than Shane Dawson. He put Air Bud. It's not even fun. He put... I put the cat in the hat, Mike Myers' cat in the hat. He hated that one I haven't seen that movie since it came out

oh yeah I saw it at a did you see it with your dad in theaters no I saw it with my mom aunt and my two cousins

I saw it with my two lovely uncles I'm just kidding roll the clip roll the clip oh my god roll that clip that is good

that's hilarious no I'm just kidding I'm just goofing off yeah I made Justin Roll the clip. Roll the clip. Oh my God. Roll that clip. That is good. That's hilarious. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just playing. I'm just goofing off. Yeah, I made Justin back to back watch United 93 and then District 9. Interesting double feature. Well, it's because United 93 ended and I forgot how- They both kind of end with the same emotion.

Yeah. Honestly, it's just like, fuck, man. It's like, I think the events that take place in district 9 have a little more precedent yeah and in reality it's more grounded in reality than united 93 but honestly like dude i just forgot united 93 is just such a fucking bummer who would have thought that the fucking the movie where they hijack a plane and the passengers are able to take it back and then fly it into the ground. They didn't really take it. Well, yes, they took it back.

They fought back. They fought. Honestly, dude, I was watching that and I was like, damn, these people are fucking heroes. That's crazy. Was that one going for the White House? That one was Capitol building. Yeah, dude. I mean, like. Why no Black House? That's what I've been saying going for the White House? That one was Capitol building. Yeah, dude. I mean, like, why no Black House?

That's what I've been saying. I've been saying that. Think about it. I'm thinking about it right now. I'm always thinking about it. Yeah, but basically, I forgot that movie literally just ends with just, like, a first person shot from the cockpit of the plane just flying into the ground. And there's no, like, aftershock. Spoilers, dude.

Sorry. Sorry. I know. I know. I forgot. Wait, what happened on 9-11? Hey, what the hell? One of the planes

didn't even make it? And y'all are bent out of shape over what? What? Sounds like a win. Yeah, sounds like a win to me.

Oh, I thought you were You want to cheers? I thought you were about to I'm not I'm not going to cheers to United 93. I'll cheers to the heroes that were on that plane. Is that one for United 93?

Yeah. I was getting the gas out to show some respect. It's like, you know, in some cultures, it's respectful, you know? Ah, fuck. You don't like your dodo juice? It's so good. It's fucking delicious I'm reminded every time

of my childhood it's a little skunky it's a little it is a little bad it's not fresh that's for sure oh yeah oh shit

yeah dude but like District 9 I love that movie it's so good that movie's like Justin had never seen either one of those that's another one

where I've only seen once I had a bunch of people over at my house like Jim and our friend Luke and Christian and willow and they were all opening like magic cards at my like dining room table having a good time and just and i in the living room watching 1993 didn't really just like put a damper on the entire mood of the entire room because it's just like they're like oh oh look at this pull everyone's just like ah it was like ah yes good movie the dichotomy of the two situations.

Duality of man. Opening magic cards. Watching United 93. Paul Greengrass. Right? Yeah. Yes, Paul Greengrass. You just found out Ron Howard directed Apollo 13.

When's the last time you've seen Apollo 13? Maybe a year and a half ago, two years. It has Lieutenant Dan in it, doesn't it? Yeah, and Forrest Gump. Dude, they're both in it as the main characters. I never think about that, how it's literally Forrest Gump and Lieutenant Dan, but they're in space. Is David Spade? No.

Why would David Spade be in Apollo 13? It would be awesome. That's a good-ass movie. You know how they shot that movie? Was they built the sets and they did the plane thing that we did. The zero gravity thing. So they had to film like that. Kevin Bacon, I think, talked about it.

He was in it, right? I haven't seen it. Oh, you haven't seen it? It's really good. He talked about it on the new Hot Ones. He was like, we ended up doing like 600 total. And I'm just like, how? Because I barely made it through.

Seven or eight? Yeah. Fuck. I mean, dude. Yeah, that was, I imagine like the camera crew and shit, like lighting. It's like, all right, here we go. Hey, I got to go to like, that's a hard day's work. Yeah.

That seems miserable. Like weeks of just doing that every day for work. Well, you got to think too. It's like, oh, hold on. We got to get that shot again. They got to do the whole fucking, all right, here we go. And you got to get it just doing that every day for work. Well, you gotta think too. It's like, oh, hold on. We gotta get that shot again. They gotta do the whole fucking, all right, here we go. And you gotta get it just in that timeframe.

Well, when Kevin was talking about it, he was mentioning, he didn't really mention any like, oh, we have to do it so many. He was just like, we get to go throw the football in the back when we're not filming, have fun in zero gravity.

So maybe, I mean. You probably get used to it, honestly. Like, you know, if you're doing it 600 times. It's a survival thing. Your body's like, we have to it, honestly. Like, you know, if you're doing it 600 times. It's a survival thing. Your body's like, we have to survive up here. Can't be thrown up everywhere if there's a big cat on this space shuttle.

Exactly. I like it. You always, like, when it comes to survival instincts, it always goes to big cats. Because those were our main fucking predators. And I think it's the same way now, too. Like, the other day I was on the computer and I was editing some super mega shit. And Justin kept coming up behind me and scaring me. Like boo? No.

Just like, hey. And I would jump like that. He's like, dude, what? He wasn't intentionally scaring you though. No, he wasn't. He just come put his hand on my shoulder. Okay. And I think that basically I told him, I was like, Justin, you know, it's good that I'm

doing that because the only reason I'm here is because my ancestors had that same reaction. You know, my ancestors that didn't have that reaction got eaten by big cats. They went, what's that? And then died. But my ancestors, I mean, they ran, you know, it's fine. And also what's fine is these ad breaks. So we're going to have a quick message from our sponsors

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And now this is the... Third third. Yeah, it is. Three out of three, baby. Or how Irish people say it. They say turd. Turd. The turd.

The turd of the month. Is that Irish? I don't know. There's a fly in here. Yeah, that's what I focused on. There's a fucking massive fly in here. God damn it. Oh my God.

Dude, like right when we... I see it. Hold up. Oh, there he is, dude. He's like... He's huge. Hold up, hold up. I bet that's one of the fuckers that was eating on the squirrel yesterday.

We have flies in the house and I think it's because yesterday when the squirrel was decomposing, there were a bunch of flies around it and now I think some of them got inside the house when we like opened the door or a window. So now it's like... Ryan's going to get the fucking salt gun. There is a there is an assault rifle

You could say get it. It's a gun that shoots salt and you it's you use it to humanely execute flies He's right there. He's going in circles around you. He's behind you. He's right on your back. He's right on your back right there He's right. Let me listen to him. Let me listen to him. I can't hear him Hold up, hold up. He's right- Let me listen to him. Let me listen to him. I can't hear him. These purple curtains. Right there. Get him. Get his ass. Close.

Light him up. Light him up. Did you get him? He's over here still. Fuck him, dude. He's a bastard. He's so fast. God damn it, dude. He's a bastard. He's so fast. God damn it dude. Oh he's right in your fucking face dude. He's teasing you.

I bet you... Get the Chris Chen. Get the Sonic. He's right behind you. He's fucking playing with you man. He's playing mind games here. I'm gonna get him did he land it's right there i got eyes on the subject eyes on the target oh you hit him did he fall is that him on the carpet right there right there yes you got him did i yes he's right there should i finish him off he's not with the chris chan comic i don't want to get fly guts on it it's old yeller bro

rest in peace man rest in fucking peace sorry we had we had a bit of a bug issue yeah justin he's doing the fucking this and he's trying to get me to look at it so it could punch me in the arm or he could punch me in the arm it didn't how'd you know because I just I know what he's up to man it's like like we me and him and Jim are playing a lot last night and see playing with each other you know I'm playing with each other but you know you know the circle game if you look at it it's blow your waist you get to punch someone in the arm yeah Justin is like I don't want to hit you man you're my friend and I'm like Justin this how the game is played just hit me and he'll be like oh man you gotta give him a good little it's gotta be hard so like I've been playing it real light with you guys because it's like it's not where's the

no risk and no reward so Jim and I were playing it and my arm is so fucking sore Jim hits you hard yeah and I was hitting him hard too good and I started hitting Justin hard I'm like Justin this is how the game is played, you know? Otherwise, there's no what danger is there. Justin didn't know what tabletopping was.

Still doesn't know what tabletopping was. We told him we'd show him. Yeah, we'll show him. We'll show him. We'll update you guys on next week's episode on Justin's...

How the tabletopping went. Yeah, we'll let you know. His fractured skull. You're gonna fucking tabletop him, you know? Fucking tabletop him like crazy, man. I'll drink to that, dude. Hell yeah.

Enjoy that dodo juice, brother. Taking another swig, I see. That's some good-ass dodo juice. My stomach is empty-ish. I had, like, a smaller lunch. And I haven't eaten since. Probably around noon. Noon 30.

Why don't people say that? Noon 30? It makes sense. Yeah. Same amount of syllables as 1230 noon's easier to say than 12 noon's a more specific

time than 12 it is it's not midnight oh but I guess midnight 30 zero dark 30 ooh haven't seen it

really but I have seen the ending scene because I looked it up on YouTube when they kill Osama Bin Laden Osama sorry I don't mean to spoil the movie for anybody that hasn't seen it

but they kill Osama Bin Laden yeah they do well they didn't really kill Osama Bin Laden. Osama. Sorry, I don't mean to spoil the movie for anybody who hasn't seen it. But they kill Osama bin Laden. Yeah, they do. Well, they didn't really kill Osama bin Laden. Yeah, they didn't actually kill Osama bin Laden. That was just a false flag operation by the Obama administration to get some brownie points for re-election. And you guys would know that if you read Super Mega Saves the Troops. Yeah, I thought it was around here. Under the table, right?

Yeah. If you read a copy of Super Mega Saves the Troops. Which I think there might be copies available online again. They go out of stock every time we put them up, but there might be some available. The audio book is the best. Gino Samuel, the guy that does the Chris Chan documentary, he narrates it, does a great job. Here's a little snippet. Yeah, let's hear it.

Chapter 21, Beached. 21. 21. Warm light from the late afternoon sun. Oh, sorry. I had the wrong enunciation. It's okay. Warm light from the late afternoon sun danced across the crystalline surface of the Mediterranean Sea.

The sun and water met in a gentle sea salt embrace as a school of dolphins breached beside the boats. Mother Nature had been so kind as to kiss the aquatic landscape from the heavens above, Mother Nature had been so kind as to kiss the aquatic landscape from the heavens above, painting a brilliant and dazzling scene for Matt and Ryan as they neared the end of their long and arduous journey. That's the perfect segment to read, man. Guys, we tried to actually write a book. We could have just done a bunch of poop, but we actually tried to write a book. Well, we did. We did, but we tried to actually at least write a book. Poop and Fart Airlines or whatever it was called? Yeah. Is that tried to actually at least write a book. Poop and Fart Airlines or whatever it was called? Yeah. Is that what it was called? Yeah, there

is Poop and Fart Airlines. That's a Ryan McGee creation. That is a Ryan McGee-ism. Fuck yeah. Well, the original name of the submarine was the SS Shitballs, but we just changed that to the SS Submarine. But yeah, you guys... We're just so fucking funny. It's fucking hilarious, man. I laughed.

I mean, we actually did because we were just trying to make each other laugh. That's how we wrote the book, was we were just trying to make each other laugh. That's how we'll write the second one. And then we're about to start maybe next week. Drinking water really makes me realize how empty my tum-tum is. Not the dodo juice? Maybe this is the dodo juice. Doesn't dodo juice help fill your stomach?

I mean, it's like liquid bread, you know? Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. The king of beers. Ugh. Mmm. Yeah, it's not... Budweiser is not the king of beers. I will be... I will

go out on a limb and be the first one to step out and say that. I don't think it's the king of beers. What is Yingling? No. Absolutely not. No, of course not. They're all pretty much the same. Like the piss water beer,

it's very like cheap, watery beer, like Budweiser or PBR, Modelo, Ducate, or Miller. It's all pretty much the same. You gave me a recommendation on whiskey recently, the Centauri brand. Did it whiskey you away? I'm going to have some tonight. You gave me a recommendation on whiskey recently. The Centauri brand. Did it whiskey you away? I'm going to have some tonight.

I haven't had any yet. Nice. What did you get? Do you remember which one? It starts with a T. Tamakazi? Something like that? I don't know.

Tamakazi? What is it? Which one is it? Just replace the K in Kamikaze. Yeah. But hold up, hold up, hold but hold up I'm gonna find it it was habiki toki is the cheaper one the Japanese whiskey

it's like the rectangular bottle I think you got the habiki and maybe the yamazaki malt is that that one that's where I yamazaki not kamikaze I see where the mistake came from though actually last night Jim and That shit's weird. Not kamikaze. No. I see where the mistake came from, though.

Yamazaki malt. Actually, last night, Jim and I went to a liquor store. Kamikaze. Y'all got any of that kamikaze? What? Oops. They had a bottle of, like, the 18-year-old kamikaze malt that was, like, 270 bucks. It's expensive.

But it depends on, like, how aged it is. But it is really good. I've had some fancy Japanese whiskey. Well, I'm celebrating the twins. Yeah, of course. You gotta spoil yourself. A little Japanese whiskey. Every time I would go home and visit South Carolina back in the day,

that's what I would do. I'd buy a nice bottle of Japanese whiskey to split with the Tucker brothers. You're not buying the absolute worst whiskey? What the fuck, dude? Is that where the Patreon money's going, Ryan? On liquor? Oh, yeah. Well, it was.

Not anymore, because we solved our drinking habits. As Matt finished a swig of his dodo juice. As I'm downing some dodo juice. Hey, y'all, can we get some dodo juice picks? What does that mean? People get some dodo juice and take a swig. Take a swig of that dodo juice, guys. Just hold it up.

And don't come at us with that fucking PBR, you know. You heard my mom. Dodo juice is specifically Budweiser. It's not Modelo time. It's not Tecate. It specifically Budweiser. It's not Modelo time. It's not Tecate. It's Budweiser. The king of beers. No Corona with a little lime on it.

No, no. A bit of lime? Are you kidding me? That's for a pussy. Yeah, that's for a little pussy. That's a pussy's beer. Yeah. You want to call it a beer.

That's something Jim might drink while he's painting his nails. Yeah, or any of his girlfriends. Yeah, they would drink that stuff. And no, he's not that name. Yeah, or any of his girlfriends. Yeah, they would drink that stuff. And no, he doesn't, he's not that successful in the sheets. He just has a lot of friends who happen to be girls. Yeah, he's not successful in the sheets at all.

Which is, nothing's wrong with that. No, no, nothing. I mean, have you noticed though he doesn't have any friends that are male besides us. I mean, if he wants to prance around like a little fairy with all of his little queens, then that's on him. That's Jim's business, you know.

I'm fine with it. Well, I don't support it, but you know. That's Jim's business, you know? I'm fine with it. Well, I don't support it, but that's Jim's choice. And this is not a joke. We are being completely serious. 100% serious right now. I'm looking the camera dead in the eyes and I'm saying this. Me too. That Jim is a little

fairy. It's just what it is. Yep. I don't make the rules. I just enforce them. Yep, there you go. Yeah yeah I'll drink to that dude a little dodo juice to that I can't get enough of that stuff that's fucking delicious that stuff is so good

yum yummy god damn that is some shit I had a good one what? instead of Ferris Bueller's Day Off Gay Off? That is some shit I had a good one What? Instead of Ferris Bueller's Day Off Gay Off? Ferris Bueller's Gay Off

And he's having a contest To have the most gay sex in one day Get it? Don't do that Ryan That shit hurts You know that shit hurts What are you talking about? The fucking salt gun dude

I don't know what you're talking about What salt gun? The one in your hands that's pointed at me right now. Calm down, bro. It does not feel good. You shot Rav in the face. He asked me to. You shot Leighton a lot.

He was asking for it. You ever shoot that shit point blank? Yeah. Well... Stings. It does. I haven't been shot in the face, though. Straight down your throat.

I'll do it if you do it. But should we get the other person to do it to the other person? Sure. Okay. Fuck, okay. I guess I'll go first. I'll tell you when, though, okay? Close your eyes.

Well, can we do it from like an angle? Yeah. Straight on. I'm keeping it here. You choose the angle. first I'll tell you when though okay close your eyes well yeah straight on I'm keeping it here you choose the angle you can wear my glasses for it actually how's that okay yeah all right do you want to keep your eyes open just in case don't you want to close them I'm gonna close my eyes all right so I'm gonna I'm just gonna I'm about to shoot Matt in the face with a salt gun if you want to see this happen do you want me to do a countdown or just do it? Please do a countdown. Okay. I fucking hate this. Alright. Ten.

Stop! Don't fucking start it, Kim. Just fucking do it. Just do it. Okay. Three, two, one. Ow! Ow! That hurts. That does hurt.

Oh wait, I'll allow you to cock it. Oh, that does- that does hurt. Where- definitely you want the glasses. Okay. I'm gonna- Okay. The pain was like- You know, like I did that so you can rest it on the arm or rest...

I rest the handle on the arm. All right. Hold up. You gotta... About this distance? I sat forward. Did you? Okay.

Yeah. Hold on. Just gotta... My glasses are way too small on you. All right. Do a three, two, one. You know what I mean? Okay.

I'll be fair with it. Oh, I'm ready, baby. Three, two, one. Oh. what I mean? Okay. I'll be fair with it. Oh, I'm ready, baby. Three, two, one. Oh. It hurts, right? That is surprising. It's just because it's a lot of little pellets. Yeah.

It stings. My forehead is definitely feeling it. Yeah, Rav shot Leighton point blank in the face while his eyes were open. And he was like, oh, I didn't know it would shoot anything. I'm like, why would you ever point any type of gun at someone and be like, oh, I don't know what it does. Boom. Never give a loaded gun to Rav.

Never, dude. Or a gun in general. He would blast his head off. Even an empty gun, honestly. No. I don't think Rav can, I don't think he can. Legally. Not be too heavy for him.

Yeah. He also can't legally own a firearm because of it. Well. He's blacklisted. Well, yes. For reasons that maybe we shouldn't go into. No, no, no. That's his struggle.

Those are his demons, you know? But, you know, yeah. He would have just blown Layton's head off if that was a real gun for everybody. I wasn't here. I was there. I would have missed it, unfortunately. Layton's reaction was this. He had to process it for a little bit.

Why did Brad do that? He just... I don't know. He just walked into the room, just... Didn't he say, like, does this shoot anything? Like, didn't he say something? Yeah, he said something like that, and he lifted up and just shot Layton in the face. He thought that...

Rav thought that it shot pellets, and he didn't see any pellets or anything in, like, the loading chamber. He didn't see them from the outside of the gun. Pulling the trigger in someone's face is a safe bet, right? How many people die every year because of some shit like that with a real gun? Aren't most... No, no, no. Not most gun deaths. I was about to say a lot of gun deaths are accidental, though. I think most gun deaths are by

gun, though. Yeah. Statistics. Statistically speaking. That's a damn good dodo juice. It's kind of bad. It's just not good. Oh, well, 486 Americans died from unintentional firearm injuries in 2019, so it only accounts for 1.2% of total gun deaths dude in America

if 400 something gun deaths accounts for like 1% of gun deaths in one year it's a lot of gun deaths there are millions of people in the United States I'd say a small price to pay for freedom I agree with you on that one

I'll knock it and I will fucking have some dodo juice for that one. Hell yeah, brother. No, but we should probably stop giving dangerous weapons to people who shouldn't have them. Alright, dude, don't get political on me.

Okay? Seriously. You're telling me a mentally ill teenager shouldn't be able to own a assault rifle at 18 you used to be able to marry women of any age yeah and now they fucking oh this fucking pc bullshit i love i bet you there's a republican congressman out there it's like oh let me guess you know men want to marry men what now men can marry boys men can marry boys wait like boys get my aids on the phone we're drafting up a new bill the boy bill and we can marry our our dogs

too wait a second I wish that like the slippery slope thing remember the slippery slope argument where they're like if you actually became true

but it was like the republicans that they were like wait this could wait this could happen wait a second I still love the

republican congressman that was caught at a hotel with like a 15 year old wearing a make me a sandwich shirt and a Bible verse on it. Where the Bible verse, it was like Ephesians or Ezekiel, some shit. And it was just like the wife's place is to serve the man. Justin, throw up your favorite Bible verse just for those visual watchers. Yeah.

Sorry, Spotify. Listeners. Podcast. You guys won't know what Justin's favorite Bible verse is. You said you wouldn't start throwing in visual gags. Yeah, but y'all can suck it. It's a Bible verse.

Y'all can suck it. And knock it. And I already drank mine. Okay. And butt it. And butt it. Yeah. That's good.

That's great. All right. Well, I think that's all the time we got for this week's episode of the Super Mega Cast. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. A round of applause for everyone for showing up. I got to pee. I got to rock. I'm Charlie Brown.

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