supermegashow - EP 302 - Fistbumps

Episode Date: July 7, 2022

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he can't even breathe now you can if there was one night where I actually I was kind of like I wouldn't I do not want to be awake right now it was after the surgery it was last night because I went to bed around 11.30 but I woke up again at 12.30.

Went back, tried to get some sleep. Then again at 1.30, same thing happened. Then again at 2.30, I'm like, I can't get sleep. Like, the pain in my fucking back and my nose, too, was swollen. And you can remember after your shit, like, how your kind of, like, upper lip and, like, eyes were kind of sore and shit. All right here, it's all just puffy and raw.uffy and oh yeah and you can't breathe out of your nose so you're you have uh kind of what what is it called like sleep apnea by default of surgery yeah yeah and so i finally i like broke and i was like i'm tired of being in i've been in pain for like the past two months straight and i

was like i'm tired of this shit and And thank God, some pain specialists recently prescribed me some drugs. And I just downed two of those bad boys. Because I remember you telling me one wasn't usually enough to feel it. And I had been having that feeling of not feeling it and not having the pain subside. But I took two of those bad boys. Boom. Yeah. I passed the fuck out thank god for

opioids wonderful yes yeah hydrocodone baby vikenin baby i had that way after my uh no they gave they prescribed me vikenin after my nose surgery yeah and uh dude when i had my asshole surgery literally the most painful thing i've ever been through my life they prescribed me 500 milligram ibuprofen or tyenol. They didn't give me painkillers, they just gave me Tylenol. But then when I had this very not painful surgery, they gave me hydrocodone. And I was like, where was this

when I needed it? Enough of the boo-hooing and bitching. It's time to talk about some hilarious shit. Did you hear that Roe v. Wade was taken off the docket by the Supreme Court? Isn't that funny? Yes, I did.

And I had a good chuckle. I thought that was very funny. That's fucked. Yep. That's all we have to say about that. Wait, what's fucked? That so many people were in support of Roe v. Wade. Exactly. Okay, good. Good, good, good. No, obviously of Roe v. Wade. Exactly.

Okay, good. Good, good, good. No, obviously it's fucked up. No. Obviously it sucks. That's all I had to say about that. But, I mean. There was this guy named Roe and this girl named Wade.

They were fighting for some reason. I don't know why. Something about babies. I love babies. Forrest Gump's pro-life. Dude, he would be kind of pro-life, I feel. Forrest Gump's pro-life. Dude, he would be kind of pro-life, I feel. Forrest Gump would definitely. Because think about it.

What if Jenny had, you know, little Forrest and decided to, you know. I think life begins at conception. Some people say life begins when the child's born. But I like to think. My mom always told me life begins at conception. Life begins the second the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. So what do you think, realistically, like, do you think there's enough backlash right now for within the next, I would take one or two more presidencies to potentially codify

Roe v. Wade, even though it's taken off. But they could, of course, reimplement law. I don't think it's going to be put back in because the people that are elected to the Supreme Court, they're not elected. They're appointed. So they don't have to worry about, like, reelection or anything. Right. So they're, you know, like, what they decide is law, people might get mad about, but they're not up for reelection. So they're not going to be ultimately like, oh, man, we should do what the people want.

You know, and now it's a conservative majority Supreme Court. And like years been a fucking clusterfuck. Yeah. 20. Yeah, absolutely. Been an awful year. 2020. The 20s so far have been for us men.

It's been a bad year for men. It's been a bad year for white men specifically. Especially for us men. It's been a bad year for men. It's been a bad year for white men specifically. But basically like, man, fucking, why is the Supreme Court the way it is where you're there for life? So until somebody dies, the Supreme Court is going to be the way it is. And I have a feeling that, I have a bit of an inkling that after this, they're going to go for gay marriage. All that stuff.

Well, I think one of the Supreme. Clarence thomas yeah he the same day was like you know now we should start taking a look at the the one for gay marriage also the one for sodomy the thing that is just which is oral sex or or uh anal sex pretty much any sex that's outside of the vagina yeah so basically it's like the supreme court can now be like yeah if you have sex with a man you're breaking the law i think it's like the Supreme Court can now be like, yeah, if you have sex with a man, you're breaking the law. I think it's just like. It's because where does this sentiment come from? It comes from a religious backing and people can argue that it's more of a moral backing, quote unquote, and that moral backing in America comes from religion. Exactly. And so you have to create laws based on some sort of moral standing. But I don't think that it needs to be so directly linked to Christianity, because if you look at the people celebrating and laughing and falling at at this overturning of Roe v. Wade, it's coming from pretty much exclusively the the right with in terms of like

christianity and then at what point and i know we've always kind of been leaning in this direction we've always had this underlying but at what point do you just call it a theocracy because you have one religion making the rule for plenty and you know these motherfuckers get all bent out of shape and start going oh what if what if what if what if when Muslims come in into our into into the White House, they're going to pass Sharia law. They want us to they want us to go for Sharia law. You know, that's actually bad against women. Then then takes women's rights. Yeah.

It's like so fucking stupid. It's like, yeah, of course, it's it's hypocrisy. It's my religion is bigger and badder than yours. It's it's hypocrisy it's my religion is bigger and badder than yours it's it's the it's the right one yeah and and like fucking uh there's this one representative uh i think lauren bobert or laura bobert whatever i don't know her name actually but she she's like one of those like pretty far right like marjorie taylor green type and she she was like i'm tired of all this church and state junk oh I saw is she the like brunette with glasses I think so yeah is that a weird

sexist way to yeah it is you fucking pig is she the brunette with glasses she that chick with the big ass no but yeah it's fucked it's fucked and uh it's it's freaky, you know, that a group of, you know, just like six people, six or seven. Mostly men. Yeah, is it six or seven? A group of that many people can literally make the law of the land. Was it seven out of nine? Because there's nine, right? I thought there were seven Supreme Court justices.

For some reason. And I thought, no, no, no, no, it's five, it's seven. Yeah, and it, because it's nine it's nine because the onion did all these articles seven or six or seven i can't remember how many they needed to overturn i think it was five four this one fun because uh you know well it's always it's just a majority you know the best thing obama ever did was besides the drone strikes was when he was leaving office he had the opportunity to fill a supreme court seat and said no i'll let the next president do it,

so it's fair. And then Trump got three Supreme Court seats. Yeah, and Trump did the whole loser, like, L dance from Fortnite. Did he really? No. But see, the fact that I believed it for a second, though. Yeah.

I was like, it's not, that seems believable. Like, he's doing one of his rallies and he does the fucking Fortnite. I would believe it. Well, there's more coming out about the whole January 6th insurrection. I know. I've been following that, that he like lunged for the steering wheel of the Secret Service limo and was like, I'm the fucking president. Take me to the Capitol.

And he was telling the Capitol to let everyone in with the guns and to turn off the. Well, he knew that people were armed. And he knew they wanted to kill Mike pence and nancy pelosi and stuff great we're just getting political now yeah i'm tired of this i'm tired of all this political mumbo jumbo it's not really important no that you know the the closest thing to ever be a coup in america not that important but not not neither is the fact that uh were stripped of choice and self-autonomy over their bodies. Yeah. Well, you know, Ryan, I think that if I'm being honest, I think you're just a little bit of a crybaby.

Look, everyone knows most abortions are for fun and are done at the eight-month mark. Yes. They take that baby out and fucking take a little guillotine and fucking... They cut that mother... And the doctor's office goes... That's right, baby. Another one. Women's rights.

Someone's crying in the background. They're on their knees crying with their pussy hat on. And they have a big counter, a big digital counter counter and they hit the button and it goes up by one it's a it's a it's a 9,998 9,999 you know and that's just in a single hour yeah just a regular hour at the at the planned parenthood yep you know what's uh it's it's interesting watching for instance like my mom, because my mom has always been very religious and right-leaning. But like over the last six years, she's just watching her like just kind of shift. I mean, it was Trump because for a lot of people, believe it or not, Trump, like Republicans, Trump was like a little bit too much.

It was a litmus test. Yeah. it or not trump like republicans trump was like a little bit too much test yeah he was like how far are you and the people that didn't kind of steer away not from the party you're with us or you're our enemy yeah you know and like there couldn't like if you were like a neutral republican that didn't support trump you were going to get voted out and you were the you know hated so it's i was thinking about this the other day how crazy it is that just this one president pushed the scale so far with an entire party. It's happened in foreign history, too, though. Yeah.

Napoleon, Julius Caesar. Brutus. Can't believe. Dude, that's so crazy that actually happened. Just like they're on like the floor of the Senate and they just run up and stab him. See ya. It's like a prison shanking. Why weren't there cameras back then, man?

That would have been so sick to watch like footage of. Julius, like you watch it like you would watch like Saddam Hussein's hanging did he did I remember what dude I would whoever found that I watched that I was too the cell phone footage it was a shitty cell barely kind of make out what's going on it was like you could it was like the same cell phone that I had it was so shitty and it was like dark footage and I think I was one of the first like fucked up videos I saw as a kid I was like I know because I remember seeing jokes about Saddam on like the daily show in South Park and I'd go on jib jab with my cousins and there'd be like all these Al Gore and George Bush jokes it was pretty easy to find bad shit like that because there were

sites dedicated to it and there wasn't like there weren't like mods or there weren't really like mods moderating at all times it was just kind of like these websites that were put up and you could pretty much upload whatever of course some uh websites had a filter i'm guessing i think that the guy that created best score is in jail now actually yeah because just specifically because of the luca magnota case Because they posted the video on that website. And I think that the authorities told him to take it down and he said no. And then I think that he got arrested and went to court and all this shit. You know.

That's a hill to die on. We gotta bring best gore back, man. Hell yeah, baby. This time Super Mega's in charge. And things are getting a little more gory. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I didn't ever go on Best Gore too much. But, like, when, what is it?

Watch People Die was on Reddit and stuff. Like, I got curious and I watched some shit. There'd be some stuff where I saw the title and I'm like, I'm skipping past that. Usually it was having to do with, like, cartel. Because I always knew that was just beyond fucked. And then there were, were like the animals and stuff I typically just went into like accidents that like there's some guy

walking on a sidewalk and some drunk driver like runs off the road or like there's some guy walking down the street and then a tree just randomly falls on him I think that there's a weird morbid curiosity that people have and especially like with the age of the internet you become

desensitized to things because it's like I feel like I can see a lot of videos like that and I don't really like Get that visceral reaction that I would have at 14, but if I saw in real life, it would fuck me Oh, yeah, but I but I think that the internet desensitizes you to and I think that everyone To some more than others. There's these degrees of this morbid curiosity where it's like that's something that is ultimately everyone's biggest fear is dying. And it's like, look how fast it can go. Yeah. It's more of like interesting like that where. Yeah.

It's like a weird fascination. And I've talked to a lot of people that, you know, same thing. I mean, that's the reason these communities on the internet exist and get so big. Have you noticed this is, I don't know why this came this came this is just kind of like a part of it for me is also like i'm very i try to be maybe not self-aware in terms of the things i say on the podcast because everything i say is factual and true yeah it is um not not not a joke at all right but in life like i try to be a little self-aware of my surroundings and stuff by always like kind of looking around checking like you know if you're walking down the sidewalk on a busy street every now and then looking back to see what traffic's doing.

Have you ever seen how bad, like, Justin's, like, periphery is? No. He tunnel visions. Like, I'll be at round one, like, kind of, like like he's right here walking past and he's just like doesn't even notice like people that he knows are in the general like he has no periphery he's in his own little yeah he like tunnel visions he has

like he gets like something he told me he was like I just think of the machine I want to go to and I just he tunnel visions there and I'm like like there are times where like there was one time where I legitimately had to be like whoa dude because he was stepping into the road as a car was turning and I'm like bro like you, there are times where like, there was one time where I legitimately had to be like, whoa, dude, cause he was stepping into the road as a car was turning. And I'm like, bro, like you have to have a little more self-awareness, like, especially in a city.

I think seeing videos like that have made me more self-aware. Like when, like you said, like I will be, when I'm walking down the sidewalk in LA, I kind of am just a little more like aware of my surroundings. I feel like it's important. It is important because that's the difference. But being aware of your surroundings is the feel like it's important. It is important because that's the difference. But being aware of your surroundings is the difference that one second can make. And in a freak accident,

one second can mean life or death, you know? Like I saw one yesterday where it's this dude like on the side of a bridge, like fixing like a flat tire and this like car way behind him starts flipping and it starts flipping towards him. And he like doesn't look for a second, but he looks at the last second and runs out of the way and just barely makes it like out of the way and

i'm like damn just like life is crazy because it's just random chaos just and butterfly effect man it's crazy it's really weird to think that like if i had stopped this morning to like retie my shoe before i got in my car i would have been at a completely different point in the highway and could have been in a fatal car accident much like if i if i chose if like i went with the first answer that i gave i dubs in in the whole boxing endeavor hey would you like the box and i just stuck with no i wouldn't have a bulging disc i i wouldn't have a i wouldn't have had a broken nose i'd be like right now probably a little beefier in terms of my my fat content but i'd be a little happier yeah thanks i dubs yep it's all it's all his fault well and anisa for sure mainly

mainly i was gonna say it's mainly anisa's. That hag. She is just so infuriating. Sometimes I see a picture that Ian posts and it's got Anissa in it. And I slam my laptop shut so hard. What is she, your wife or something? I broke my laptop screen because I slammed it so hard out of rage. And I hope that I'm expecting she's going to pay for it. Good. She should pay for it.

Because it's just like, as stated before, like, who does she think she is? His wife. His wife. Fuck off, man. You know, through better or worse. So stupid. Through richer or poorer. So stupid.

Oh, rich. Oh, yeah. She's sucking his money straight out of his pocket. Oh, my God. I'll tell you that right now. And now they're doing creator clash, too, which I bet you all of that is going in her pocket. Oh, 100%. She's going to go, oh, Ian, I'll handle the money. Oh my God. I'll tell you that right now. And now they're doing Creator Clash 2, which I bet you all of that is going in her pocket. Oh, 100%.

She's going to go, oh, Ian, I'll handle the money. Don't worry. And give Ian a $5 paycheck. Oh yeah. Poor guy. Did you see that she traumatized him with ostriches?

They went to go feed these pets and he's obviously scared and being traumatized and she's laughing at him and pointing the camera at him. It's because women think that men's suffering is funny. You know?

They think that it's just a joke. Ian's never going to be the same after that. No. Well, Ian won't be the same after marriage. That's for sure. We're going to go to ad break now. I need some water and I'm kind of heated. I just want to think about some things too.

All right, bye. We're going to go to ad break now. I need some water. Yeah. And I'm kind of heated. So I just want to think about some things too. Yeah. All right. Bye. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality,

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The Washingtons. Oh, yeah, baby. All I care about is the damn Washingtons. Sometimes some Jeffersons. Maybe a few Lincolns. Well, if we're talking pennies and nickels, yes. Quarters, too. You know, Washington's.

My entire bank account is just Washington's. It's $1 bills and quarters. I actually, at the bank, I funded an entire new vault just for my bank account where it's just $1 bills and quarters. And it's piles of them. It's beautiful. It's at least a cubic, two or three cubic meters of of quarters and you know you ever think about money in that sense like if you imagine like an amount of money in my bank account it's impossible yeah oh i know that but imagine

it i mean even if you put it in hundreds it's still impossible but imagine if like what does a million dollars in pennies look like i don't know. Like a tenth of my bank account. Man, it really sucks for everyone that's an audio listener now because they can't see all the fucking awesome fist bumps we do. We do so many fist bumps now. Hey, like this one.

Yeah, like that. We just did it again, you motherfuckers. Hey, guess what? What? You know, we queued a visual gag for the last episode for Justin to show his favorite Bible verse. Yeah. And also there was a jump cut and a mouse cursor in the first episode. Guess what, Justin?

There was no Bible verse in episode two. At the very end, too. It was at the very end of the podcast. There was an... No, that was, it was, that quote should have come up at the very end. Because that discussion was near the end of it. But I guess, uh, maybe Justin was making a statement on religion. Yeah, I think he might have been, uh, sleeping on the job.

Yeah, I always walk in there and he's just fucking conked out. I actually did once walk in. It was like, I mean, granted, it was like midnight and we were at the office. And he didn't need to be working that late. Uh, but we were doing stuff. So he was like, oh, I'll work on some editing. And I leave the room and I come back in an hour later and his laptop is open with Premiere. And he's literally sitting there like a cartoon character. Well, if he didn't spend the first five hours of the workday playing with his dinosaur action figures, then there would probably be some room for editing.

When we hired him, he made that stipulation that that was going to have to be something that is just we have to accept and it's something that he has to do every day because i remember he talked to me about it and i said no but it seems like now that i look at the contract did he go to you about because i told him because usually he makes noises when when he's playing with the dinosaurs and i wanted to cut that out in the contract and i thought that was in the contract but now looking back he put that in so did he go to you and ask you? No he told me that you were fine with it I actually wasn't fine with it but I thought because you were fine with it

I wasn't fine with it and I said take what I say is what Matt says too because you and I had talked about it beforehand but so I'm guessing I thought we were like dead set on no noises when he does the dinosaur stories I thought we were too but I guess he kind of pulled a quick one on us. Yeah, like a mommy-daddy type of situation. Because when he said that you said it was

cool, you know, we were busy that week and I was just like, you know what? I don't want to split hairs here. We don't want to have to take away his toys. Well, we did once. But if we want production and those Bible verses. It's in the contract, man. Exactly. I mean, it's in the

contract that he has to have the dinosaur time. So it's like... Five hours of the workday? The workday is only six or seven. Yeah. I don't know.

I mean, I don't think we can even review the contract at this point. I think that it's set in stone because we signed it. It would be going back in our contract,

which would come with some hefty fines on our end. But, I mean, I don't know. He still does a good job overall. Yeah, I mean, the extra five hours of work a day would be substantial. Life-changing, actually, maybe for us.

Yeah. But, you know, his dinosaur time is important to him, and, you know, it's his thing. I don't understand important to him and you know it's his thing I don't understand it but who am I to judge speaking of Justin we have a series coming out

with him soon that y'all should be excited for because we're making it through all the Sonic games on our channel last time we played Sonic Adventure 2 right? Yeah. Yes.

And now next is Sonic Heroes. Yes, we've just, in one sitting, Justin beat Sonic Heroes. Like a champion. Like a fucking Chad. Like, he blasted through that shit. Next time, I'm excited for the game that's up next, too. I am, too. I'm very excited for Shadow the Hedgehog.

But there's, like, I think six episodes coming up of Sonic Heroes. And honestly, it's, like, some of the best shit we've recorded in a very long time. Like, the first, I think all the episodes, it was just, like, super good. The last two were, we were, we had tears in our eyes. I felt really good about the whole entire recording session in general. We were crying because we were just so funny. Yeah. We were funny guys.

Some of the things, hopefully Justin cuts out. Hopefully Justin cuts some of the stuff he said out. Yeah. But, you know, again, in the contract, we did say that he was allowed to use certain words that we would never use. We're not allowed to give that permission in the first place. Exactly. That's the thing. It's like, it's like, we're not the ones that are saying you can use that word but you know i guess justin we need to keep our good we need

to keep our good employees we don't have many i'm willing to you know just like take it take a little give the people like justin so we like Justin. We like Justin. Yeah. I don't want to get too much into the drama. We love having Justin around. We just, I think there's still a little bit of a raw spot when it comes to the contract we initially

put out. I mean, given, I mean, off the record, given that all your back problems are because you slipped and fell on one of the dinosaurs. Yeah.

Which I have to say it's from overtraining. Right. Well, that makes you look like a Chad. Yeah. But he, we. Isn't that the shitty part of it though? Like, this is my punishment for trying really hard. For trying my absolute hardest at trying to get back, like not even back into shape, to get in shape.

Yeah, God's like, Ryan, I'm really proud of you for finally doing this, but hey, buddy, sorry. I got to sag. I can't let you get too big. And have a broken nose. Yeah, broken nose too. I'm still just kind of in shock that you didn't have a concussion and I had a severe concussion.

I didn't have a slight concussion. I was thinking about it and I think that it's because... Iron jaw, baby. That's what I think it's because the shots you were taking were mostly like to the side and there's that one shot in my fight. I took a lot of jabs too, but dad came, it was in that slow motion footage.

It's where he does that one that hits me. He runs up to you and just right in the face. I didn't even know that that was like a thing people did in boxing. You could definitely do anything. in the face. I didn't even know that that was like a thing people did in boxing. You could definitely do anything. Yeah. But like, I didn't think any trainers like, so when you punch, like my trainer. I don't think his trainers told him.

I think he just went in and was rushing after you. He literally was like, he would charge the punches by like full body. Yeah. Like, like a fucking cartoon character. And he, and he came charging in and I was expecting expecting him to just be throwing punches, not bringing his full... Like settling, throwing... Yeah. I thought it was going to be a fight, honestly.

I knew I was going to lose. But I thought it was going to be a fight at least because I had trained for six months. And I do know the basics of boxing. And I'm not a bad boxer. But basically, I thought that there was going to be a little just exchanging hands. He's still going to kick my ass. But he came in swinging, no pun intended. And it was that one shot towards the end.

And in my slow-mo video, it's right when the song crescendos. It's when he throws this one, and I'm, like, right here, and I'm like, oh. And he just gets me straight on in the face. And I think that's what did the kickoff shot. It's a beautiful shot, though. No, it's a great shot. You know, you see it just, we have our own documentary coming out. We do.

We have our own documentary coming. Actually, we have two documentaries coming out. Yeah. Yeah, we do. We have one about a certain subject that, or a certain thing we accomplished. We've talked about it before. We went to space. Yeah.

So we have a documentary about our trip to space coming out. We have footage of us in space I don't want to spoil too much people can be like oh they faked it no you watch the footage

and you tell us how the fuck we faked it yeah exactly so just you know hold on to your chairs hold on to your hats it's a good documentary

you know it's a Ron and I are stepping into the documentary filmmaking scene now and we have so much footage that I still have my like long hair in where it's like people are gonna be like You know, Ron and I are stepping into the documentary filmmaking scene now. We have so much footage that I still have my long hair in,

where it's like people are going to be like, oh. I have my brown hair. This was filmed like months ago. It was filmed months ago. It was filmed in February. But we haven't been dealing with too much this year. No. There hasn't been a lot on our plate.

So it kind of sucks that we didn't release know release it sooner but uh you know the documentary it's good i'm very excited for it to come out it's just it's about 99 done yeah i'm wanting to wrap it up uh before i leave tonight just a few minor tiny little like pacing tucker put himself in it a bunch and we want to take that stuff out tucker tucker for some reason put shots of himself talking about what like he but we don't want him talking at all no and I thought it was weird that without asking us he set up a it looked beautiful but he set up like a interview shot of himself and he interviewed himself and he put that in the documentary without asking us that out though right it's not out yet but it's going to it's going to be out like I'm cutting that out good good good good

you know he just wants so much. He does. For so little. You know, you give a mouse a cookie, right? You give a Tucker a paycheck. A real talk? He filmed that. He filmed the Creator Clash.

The Creator Clash looks beautiful. I haven't seen too much of my footage. Well, I saw some of yours. It's pretty, well, I saw all of mine. Yeah. Because it was 22 seconds but but yours i yours is a lot more to go through and and i have he showed me some shots and it's pretty fucking brutal oh yeah in slow motion it's it's it's insane dude you took a beating oh yeah you gave a beating oh of course i took a beating. You put Alex six feet deep in the grave. I remember the night before

Creator Clash I needed some ice to ice my Achilles tendon so I was in Minx's room and I left we were playing dreidel and I left to go get ice for my Achilles tendon and Alex Ernst was at the ice machine because we were on the same

floor and he's like trying to get ice it's not work it wasn't working and i was like oh yeah it's the one the floor below it works and i was like hey it doesn't work and he jumped so hard like i scared him so bad he's gone he apparently uploaded a he was texting me like a few weeks ago and he was just like did you ever ever see a TikTok or a video of me breaking a brick? I'm like, no. You broke a brick? It was a fake brick, but he uploaded that in hopes that I would see it. Oh, and get scared?

Yeah. Tricky, tricky. He invited me to go grab some Applebee's half-off appetizers or some Buffalo Wild Wings. You have to say no. I'm still trying to set this up. You have to say no. I have to say no? Dude, he doesn't respect this up. You have to say no. I have to say no? Dude, he doesn't respect you, man.

He doesn't respect you at all. I'll take you out to Applebee's, and I'll pay for the whole thing. That's full off. Okay. Alex, stop it. Stop trying to steal. Stop trying to be Ryan's friend.

You hurt him. And Nathan, same goes for you. Stop trying to be Ryan's friend. It's really weird how you keep tagging him and stuff. Yeah. Tag me in something at least Nathan's been posting a lot of thirst traps is that our friend Luke is calling me

I think you should answer this on the podcast yeah Luke you might actually be editing this right now so hello what's up baby hey Luke guess what you're live on the Super Mega Podcast. Oh, I'm live on the Super Mega Podcast.

Oh, yeah. You don't sound too excited. I thought you'd be a little more excited. I mean, this is a big deal. So what's up on the Super Mega Podcast? Cut out that first bit, okay? Well, actually, we're calling because we actually want to see if you wanted to edit this episode. Yeah, sure.

It would be a pretty quick turnaround. Yeah, we need the audio by end of day tomorrow, and we need the video to go up on Saturday. Yeah, I can do that. Okay. That's what Daddy likes to hear. You didn't even discuss price. Okay. All right.

Good businessman, Luke. $20? He already agreed. It's already a verbal contract. Oh, yeah, it's a verbal contract, and it's on camera. It could be free for whatever. Well, just he does the worst job possible. Okay, well, I'll call you later, and I'll get you all the footage.

I'm going to have to give it to you physically because each episode is like half a terabyte of footage because there's three cameras. Luke, do a fun little edit. One, two, three. Yeah. And each one is 4K, and it's like an hour long. This is what Luke looks like, everyone. Straight off the hard drive. Yeah, Luke, go ahead and just show everyone a picture of yourself.

Yeah, well, this has to be another picture of himself. Yeah, you have to show two. And just for good effort, put one more right here. Put your best thirst trap picture, Luke. Yes. This one has to be taken specifically for the podcast. Let the ladies out there. It can't exist anywhere else.

And for those who don't know, Luke is actually the one who took that kitten, Billy, that I used to foster. Luke is Billy's father now. And they're connected to hip. So here Billy's father now. I am father of Bill. They're connected to hip. So here's a picture update of Billy as well. And here's Billy's Instagram account that Luke runs that you can go follow. Sorry, audio listeners. Yeah, you guys are missing out on all of this.

All right, Luke, well, thank you so much, man. Today, I can run by your place. What's your address again? Not saying that on stream. No, no, no, it's not on stream. It's on a podcast. Okay, okay, fine. Okay. Okay, cool, man. It's gonna be really funny if he forgets to censor his own

address. I am so worried I'm gonna forget to censor that. It's okay. I'll say my address. Ryan? Huh? You don't have to say it, Ryan. You don't want people to know where your castle is. All right, I'll see you later, Luke.

Oh, he hung up on you. Okay, wow. Well, I apologize to everyone if the podcasts of late have been a little low energy on my part. I just feel it mainly today just because of the- Well, could it be the hydrocodone in your system? I only, I took two pills last night at like 2.30.

Oh, you haven't taken any today? I am, no, no, no. I've taken, I try to save that for nighttime because I only have so much. I'm only supposed to take like one a day. Dude, if only you lived in like a poor town in West Virginia, you could get as much as you want. I know.

You can just go to the doctor and they'll be like, okay, here you go. I got a shit ton of gabapentin though. I've taken gabapentin before and it made me real sleepy and mellow. Well, actually I made a mistake. I took gabapentin and a couple hours passed and it was like a Friday night.

I had one drink. All I had was one drink because I've never had like interactions with alcohol and drugs that have negatively like well except for cold ones that was modafinil

yeah and which I take for narcolepsy and that you guys saw it happen with that one but I had one drink after seeing Gabapentin and I was almost

blackout drunk and I had to just go to bed it was not fun don't mix drugs and alcohol guys unless you think it's gonna be really fun then it's it's safe you know actually the safest to mix is xanax and alcohol i never heard this but the doctor was like don't use weed when you're on like opiates too really yeah they don't mix well apparently or some shit like that. I know that. Yeah, so I smoked the rest of my shit as soon as I went home.

After taking my hydrocodone. What you should try tonight is the poop. Can we have another ad break? Yes, we can have another ad break. Is it too soon for another? No. We decide where the ad... What time is it? I am the captain now. 38 minutes? Yeah, we're good.

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Tucker programmed it himself. Did he? Yeah, he wired it and programmed it. It looks great. He's a very talented dude. Man. Tucker. I was thinking, we've tucker for so long now

yeah i've i've known tucker since probably well him and i didn't start getting close until around 2015 but i've known him probably since 2014 13 ish i met him through you or did we meet him at the same time i met him back well daniel introduced me to him at first but then we didn't get closer until after Daniel passed away. I remember Daniel always talked about this friend he had that was like, he always referred to him as like a genius and a professional at rotoscoping. And he is. He is with camera stuff.

Anything else, Tucker's a bit of a... Yeah. You know, and maybe like in terms of personal upkeep or just like, I don't know, thoughtfulness or life maturity. Yeah, you think, how old is he, 28? I think he's 28. Yeah, he's 28. So it's like I think that, you know, maybe at 28 he would know what rent is.

But it's what happens when your dad's rich right yeah i i do i still know people uh and and and for any megheads watching that this applies to i i'm not personally calling you out i'm just saying i know people that are 30 that their parents still pay their rent really yeah and i'm well, that's awesome. But that like, wow. I'm sure there's certain situations where that's fine. Well, for me, it's because they have rich parents. No.

And I'm like, if I had a kid, like they're moving out around college age and they're going to pay rent. Just because like, I don't't know that's what i had to do you'll help them out a little bit i'm sure but like yeah i know i i'm not friends with these motherfuckers but because i would never be friends with someone who isn't paying their way through life and and helping uh the economy no and you know i think more people i'll be friends with their parents oh for sure they're helping the economy big time.

Their parents are helping the economy. They're stimulating the economy. But for hardworking people like you and me that have to deal with... Just puts us off. Yeah. And I don't really want to see those people in my life. Yeah. Especially now that I'm 26, you're 28.

Yep. We're big boys now. I'm the big 2-8, huh? You are. You're 28 now. I don't even think... Did we talk about that? I think we did last time. I think we recorded it before my birthday. I'm the big 2-8, huh? You are. You're 28 now. Did we talk about that? I think we did last time. I think we recorded it before my birthday.

I think we did, yes. Well, everyone at your computer right now, start slapping your hands on your computer chair or your desk and sing Ryan a big happy birthday. One of those. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. It's Ryan's birthday. Next thing you know, we're both going to be 30.

Yeah, that's coming up. I got to figure out something big for your we're both going to be 30. Yeah, that's coming up. I got to figure out something big for your 30th birthday. What about my 29th? That's coming up next. It's not as big as 3-0. 29's just kind of, you know. 29's like, you're pretty much 30.

I've said this, I think there's probably a clip of me on the podcast saying this about every single year of my 20s, but the most recent one always feels like the first one we're like oh shit i feel old now and i feel like there's me like dude like 22 i feel old now 26 actually feels old now well because 26 is like i'm not in my early 20s anymore i'm like i'm like in that i'm an adult now also you're on the other half of the 25

right and now it's like the other half of the decade yeah and and i noticed if i do notice differences from when i was like 21 22 like mainly health differences like i can't you know drink alcohol the way i used to i can't do excessive back and front flips like you used to do all the time i can still pull off a double really yeah what about the triple though that's what you were that's how I know you I don't know That one's kind of I can't

I can do it That's what they used to call you Back in the schoolyard I know but Well also I've grown You know As a person too And as a friend in my heart

Oh Ryan You've grown as a friend In my heart man Everyone listening to audio Will just know the fist bumps Because they'll hear us Like kind of get quieter Because we move away from the mic

I step away from the mic to knock it Should we start announcing? Because usually we announce like hey let's knock it brother We've always done that Do you think the people listening to the audio version Are going to be disappointed and sad? They might be honestly You know but that's their cross to bear

You know You guys can choose to watch it on YouTube. That's not Chuck. What was it? Well, Howard. That's your cross to bear. It was his cross to bear. It was.

There were spoilers. There were spoilers, but we're talking about Better Call Saul now. Less than two weeks, right? Yes. Two weeks from, is today Tuesday or Wednesday? Today is Wednesday Wednesday okay yes

so less than two weeks until Better Call Saul yeah Better Call Saul is coming back for its final six episodes man we we've talked

that's it that's it that's after that it's done I saw Bryan Cranston went on a talk show and said that he is in it we'll see

he went on a talk show and was like. It's just a picture of him on the TV. Heisenberg. Like it just passes by real quick. Yeah. No, but he said that him and Aaron Paul are in one of the final episodes. Or I don't know if he said episodes or episode, but he said, I watched his interview and he said what they did was they very quickly called them up and was like, hey, you guys are going to be in it.

And they flew them in the dead of night to Albuquerque. And they had to stay in this one place that they couldn't leave. Yeah, they put them in an SUV with bags over their heads so they couldn't know. And they put them in an anonymous Airbnb. Sounds like a drug cartel type of... I know. I mean,

it is breaking bad. But now knowing that they're going to be in it, I'm kind of curious. What was that? Hey, man, come on, bro. Come Hey, man. But now knowing that they're going to be in it, I'm kind of curious. What was that? Hey, man, come on, bro. Come on, man. Yeah, stop messing, brother. Hey, stop playing.

Hey, hey. Here's a new segment. Ryan shows Matt a TikTok. Oh, I love this segment. Okay, hold up. Let me see if I can find a good one for you. What do you think the role is going to be? Because it seems like what Better Call Saul is doing,

little bit of a spoiler here, but it seems like everything is building up to the point of Breaking Bad and then jumping ahead to after Breaking Bad. It doesn't even seem like there's room for time during Breaking Bad anymore. I feel like it's gotta be a big-ass time scale. It's gotta be like a little type of thing, because they've shown

what they show of during Breaking Bad is usually just like a quick little like two minute. Do you know when El Camino, when Walter's in it, it's a, he couldn't cut off his hair for a Broadway musical. So it's a bald cap. Oh really? You could kind of see it like. Jesse.

Oh, and they had to use CGI to make his head smaller. Well, let me see this TikTok, Ryan. Hold up. Hold up. Oh no, Scoob. I think he's a pedophile. A pedophile? Yeah. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling good-looking

kids. Right? Got me at the end with the cutoff. Yeah. I always send you monkey talks. Oh, and I love them. I love them. Justin sends me.

Justin and I send them back and forth on Instagram. Did he send you the one where it's like the woman filming the monkey and it turns around and gets spooked by her and it screams? No. Oh, I got to show you this one. This is Matt shows Ryan an Instagram reel. Ooh. Where's my phone?

Where's my phone? You sent me some funny ass TikToks. I sent you this one of the monkey having a slap fight with this dude. Dude, I... His face, dude. He looks so like fucking... help you you went to a different Come on man. This is monkey turn your turn your screen brightness up and turn down when you face the light He's opening his mouth that means he's pissed wait for the slap fight why is he

Wait for the slap fight. Why is he... Why would you be antagonizing a wild monkey? It can rip your fucking face off. He takes your finger and bites it off. Simple as that. I respect monkeys. Are they going to arrest the monkey?

No. Check this out. I'll show you a good Instagram. I want to see this meme. You're going to love this meme. Hey, Ryan, try this onemer. I wanna see this meme. You're gonna love this meme. Hey Ryan, try this one on for size. Try this one on for penises. Come on.

That was good, right? Spooked a little monkey. Turns around, sees the camera, scares him. What a little guy. Did I send you one where it was like this I don't even think I liked it I think I just said it's like of this like monkey with a weird fucking haircut and like jeans or some shit

yeah dude when people dress monkeys up in human clothing it's like you're not supposed to be wearing those and it's my favorite I like when I follow this one account on Instagram this guy has these two little monkeys and he just posts videos of him giving them carrots, and he takes showers with them.

And it's fucking awesome, dude. I showed Jim for the first time the video of the monkey slapping the lion. Oh, that's a classic. I love that one. That's probably in my top three to five, at least. That one is hilarious because, first of all, it's like this dude is just sitting next to a fucking uh lion like inside indoors i think like i said on previous one it's one of those like rich like

saudi princes yeah that has a bunch of exotic animals in his penthouse he's just sitting there next to this lion and then like the chimp is like playing with him and the lion's like stop and then the chimp like he like because the chimp gets scared because of the lion. The lion goes, and the chimp just goes. The chimp, like, goes back in fear and just comes back. Slaps it just like how a little kid would. So good. Like, dude, these are dudes just chilling with these killer animals.

Like, they're not, like, they're fully free. Like, they're not, like, harnessed or anything. They're just chilling with a with a lion that if it wanted to could just be like I'm hungry I could eat this guy cats big cats biggest foe big dude if I if we lived in the wild nemesis since day one baby even in South Carolina that would be our fear

because there's cougars and bobcats and Panthers you know not so much like they're not too many in the area that I grew up in. There's a bunch down near the coast. And they're like panthers. I never really saw too much. I saw more and heard more of the boars.

Oh, I would see the boars. The wild pigs. I'd be kayaking my dad, and you'd hear, like, a bunch of rustling, and on the, like, coast, you'd see a bunch of, like, wild boars. Oh, yeah. That's when I know we're having a stew that night. Absolutely. Take my fucking 12 gauge,

go doink, doink, doink. And then the boar goes, who? You know? Ah. If you're lucky, you'll blow its tusks clean out so you don't have to pick them out.

No, it's not as rare as ivory, so it doesn't sell for much. So you're not losing much if you, if you, you know, blow those off. I love taking my uh fucking uh ar-15 and just go into town on some squirrels in the back my dad would do that not with an ar-15 with a with a bb gun yeah and i would always get really upset about it yeah because he'd leave their dead corpses there just oh he would he would bury them but but i was more upset

by the fact that he was just killing animals for fun fun. He called me a Nancy boy and he... Well, they were stealing the bird's food. They were stealing the bird seed. You should have started killing the birds. I'll say, well, dad, you supplying the bird seed is a problem. You introduced an imbalance in the ecosystem that was already fine. He introduced the imbalance there. Also, what's the problem?

Like, if... Usually, if someone's videotaping, like, their bird feeder and there's squirrels in it, they're like, oh, look at the squirrels. Like any critter that comes around is usually like, oh, you know, it's some food for whoever wants it. Because squirrels are seen as vermin. They're rodents. But I think that squirrels are very cute. I love squirrels. They're adorable.

They have that big bushy tail. Yeah, they're cute. They have a very round head as opposed to like a very rat elongated or mouse elongated face. My mom referred to them as rats with like tails. And I said, well, mom, rats do have tails. They're just not pretty

and poofy. Yeah. And like, I understand thinking rats are gross because of the tail. Because the tail's not very attractive.

And their faces are a little... Rats are apparently very cool pets to have. They're very social animals and they love attention and cuddling and stuff. Gerbils on the other hand. I had a gerbil. I've never had a classroom gerbil or a gerbil that I own

that was nice. It always bit. Dude, gerbil, hamsters are kind of mean too, honestly. Like, hamsters are just kind of too stupid to understand anything and it's kind of, the concept of keeping a hamster as a pet, it's like, just I guess keeping any undomesticated animal

it's like, you can't expect keeping any undomesticated animal, it's like, you can't expect them to like cuddle with you and not bite you because like, to the hamster, you're trying to kill it. You're, it's like,

it's brain is programmed to survive. So this big thing is picking it up. I had two Chinese dwarf hamsters growing up and like, they would like bite

each other's penises and shit. I guess you're not supposed to, you're not, you're not supposed to probably keep. I don't think you're supposed to put males together.

Yeah. Or I don't know, because the pets don't have one. And I was young and I didn't know any better. But I think they were both in the same fucking enclosure at PetSmart or whatever. I wanted a ferret, but my dad was like, that's a lot of work. Absolutely not.

And what am I going to do? Play with the ferret when you're gone at your mom's? They smell like shit. Because I switched off every week. They smell awful. Ferrets are so cute. You need a big cage for those. You can't put it in a little cage.

And they'll squeeze through? Ferrets are very cute. I used to have a teacher in sixth grade that had one in the class, my science teacher, and she let it run around her in tests. Did it bite you? No. But, you know, also like gerbils. I had a gerbil named Lance growing up.

All I wanted was a gerbil. Finally growing up. It's all I wanted was it was a gerbil. Finally, for Christmas one morning, I come down. My sister and I both got gerbils. Named Lance? Lance, yeah. What was your sister's name? Oh, I heard the gerbil's name. Fuzzball, I think.

I think it was Fuzzball. Okay, so Lance and Fuzzball. okay so i need to ask her actually she's probably she has covid right now or so she's probably asleep let me let me ask her i'm pretty sure it was it was it was fuzzball what was your gerbils name but i remember christmas morning i i took him out and i was so excited and the first thing he did was bite my finger and i felt so betrayed i put him back in and i cried because i was like did you like look at them the same after that my mom was like well honey just scared that's normal you know and she showed me like some like it came with a little booklet from Petco or PetSmart and yeah they might bite you because like I didn't get at the time but to them you

know he's mo is I have to survive. And when this big beast, 500 times your size, is like, probably not being very gentle because I'm a kid. Yeah. Of course he's like, fuck, he's not just going to roll over and take it. He's going to fight for it. I will say the meanest pet I've ever had above even Oscar. Was it a little dog? Past cats, no.

It wasn't a dog. It wasn't a cat. It wasn't hamster or gerbil, guinea pig or whatever. Especially not a fish. Fish are amazing. It was a rabbit. I had a rabbit that was just the meanest fucking rabbit. Really?

Yeah. What's all these pets that aren't? Name was Snowball, too. So you think she's sweet? Yeah. I'd have to be careful. I'd try to pet it through the cage and all of sudden it would i have been bit by a rabbit that shit hurts yeah it's hard it's like well they can feel it break the skin yeah they have those stupid nerdy

buck teeth and if you have buck teeth and are listening to the podcast that's fucking that's unfortunate yeah that sucks for you honestly that's a physical deformity good luck getting pussy with those um but i think banana was the meanest pet i ever had he was a mean little shit dude god god but i love rest his soul i love banana to this day he was such a great cat he had a lot of personality but god dude he was such a little shit dude he was mean to everyone that wasn't me and ryan i remember living with you i remember living with you I remember living with you And there would be moments where I just hear you in your room Just ah

And then I hear some kerfuffle Because he would just attack you randomly I would be like sitting at my desk editing And he would just like come up and bite me And then run away He'd like latch onto you Or I'd be up in bed and the lights are off And he's up here and I reach over to pet him And he just, and I'm like, what the fuck, dude?

Yeah, he was mean. He was, I mean, most of the time he was very sweet and cuddly to me. I'm so glad. And to you. I was able to pick him up usually. Well, what's funny is like, for example, you know, I had a lot of different people stay with me at different times and he would never, he never got used to anyone. different people stay with me at different times uh and he would never he never got used to anyone but you you could come over for the first time in three months and you could just pick him up yeah because he remembered you from when he was a little kid he might still get a little

tood but i feel like i feel like compared to like people that he hasn't met ever oh he was mean like if if a stranger tried to pet him he would hiss and growl nice uncle to him yeah your uncle ryan that would bring over cousin lego you know lego dude i remember i would slobber all over him i remember watching my head in his mouth banana would jump up on bed with me and his whole head would be wet and all of his fur would be like spiked up and i'm like oh you've been inside lego's mouth you remember it happened i think to banana and lego when we lived with mark chica would slobber all over lego and banana oh my god but then luckily you know i didn't have to deal with that disgusting saliva but you still did did because Lego would just put most of Banana's body in his mouth.

They would be playing around where Lego would be on his back and Banana would be like smacking him in the face. And it was always playful. It was never like angry fighting. It was cute to watch. But then Lego would jump up and Banana would roll on his back and Lego would just put his whole head in his mouth and they would just be kind of like smacking each other back and forth

while he wasn't biting him he just had his head in his mouth and he would just come out soaking wet just covered in saliva. They had fun together. They were a good little match.

Kind of like in Jurassic Park where the dinosaur sneezes on kids. Well it's funny because like like Banana would see Lego and be like oh god and Lego would be like oh hey! or sneezes on kids. Well, it's funny because like, like Banana would see Lego and be like, oh God. And Lego would be like, oh, hey!

And like immediately get excited when he would see Banana. Banana would have to run away eventually. But Banana did play along sometimes. Oh yeah. He fulfilled that primal urge. Pour one out for Banana. Yeah, pour one out for Banana.

I loved that cat so much. And one day he just left home and never came back and i packed the knapsack he did i cried many nights over it i made lots of missing posters and i literally walked to probably 300 houses uh but i guess uh he had other plans and honestly he could have just found like a family that had like an open garage with like cat food and was like i'll stay here and some people who take cats in they don't i mean if they don't see the wanted poster or something like oh it's a stray and i guess i'm just gonna keep this yeah was he microchipped he was yeah so fuck you if the if he was found there was no uh he was microchipped but uh i didn't realize that when i got him i had to register the microchip within a

certain period of time so by the time i was like, wait, is he microchipped? When he went missing and I pulled out his papers and I saw he was, I was like, yes. And then I called the people and they're like, oh, it was never registered. And I was like, great. So wherever you are, banana, I love you, buddy. I hope you're flying high. Hope you're chasing mice, Hissing at strangers. You know?

Playing with dogs. Goofing off. Just being a big old goofball. That's all I want for you. Be a big old goofball. Licking your penis? He did lick his penis. And then I had... Then I fostered the kittens and I got Billy.

This was his pose. His legs spread. Oh, he'd sit there with his legs spread and he would just... He'd look like this. He'd just lick his penis. He'd lick his penis and then look up like this. He's like, are you guys seeing this shit? Can y'all do this?

Yeah, y'all can't do this. And then I had Billy, who Luke has now. And Billy was... I'd never met a cat with more personality. Billy as a kitten was so adorable. He was goofy looking as a kitten. And now as an adult, he's freaky looking. Like he looks...

Something looks off about him him but in the best way possible you know he's a good cat though I love Billy I had a lot of fun with him as a kitten yeah of course that whole litter of kittens was crazy cute and so much variety in one litter of kittens

there was an orange one two little white Siamese ones and then two snowball Siamese ones which are like completely different looking from the others. But yeah, love Billy. You know what else I love? Ending the podcast? I do love ending the podcast. Okay, do you want to end it with like a high five or like a fist bump or with anything?

Do you want to say something to the people? Yeah. Oh, there's the music. It's already coming in. I don't know how much time I have to say anything. Hopefully Luke knows the deal about the music. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

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