supermegashow - EP 303 - Dead Baby Seal

Episode Date: July 9, 2022

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Matt's still tucking in his shirt. Yep. Yeah. Still tucking it in, folks. He still hasn't shown up. Still hasn't shown up for the podcast. It's a weekly podcast, bro. I'm here, bro.

I'm literally right here. I was tucking my damn shirt in for no reason. I like tucking my shirt in. People give me shit for it online. No, you can't. I like tucking my shirt in because I like the fold that it presents. Otherwise, it's just kind of like hanging everywhere. But if I tuck it, you see this nice little fold right there?

I like that a lot. See, for me, it i i wearing something tucked in the fold would be like from my stomach so it would uh be it would be a reason why i didn't like tucking shirts in i told you i met that guy at the bar that does liposuction he does it from home too the the the only problem is he just like texts me like at strange hours of the night just well he really he operates mainly at nighttime. He's uncomfortable. He's from Indonesia, so I think he's still on Indonesia time.

Doesn't sound Indonesian. Yeah, I thought that was interesting too. But, you know, I'm not going to ask for his birth certificate. Yeah, no, I'm not either. But that would be racist. Yeah. But I would be interested to know how he was born in Indonesia.

Well, he says he's He might have lost his accent. Well, yeah. He's, I, well, I don't know. It's kind of like a Boston accent,

but I don't know. I've never been to Indonesia. I don't know how they talk over there. Yeah. It's totally possible. But no, I've seen more than likely not with a Boston accent.

Well, maybe he had, like, he grew up in a Bostonoston community in indonesia jakarta is very famous for having uh a large population of bostonians okay also his his work is great i've seen the pictures he showed me some pictures on his cell phone at the bar he made people lose like 60 70 pounds hey my uh my self-confidence probably go through the roof after a procedure like that. Absolutely. Sorry, my brain, because we have once again chosen to record while they're doing yard work.

Yeah, dude, it's hard for me to speak because it's all I can hear is that fucking buzz in the background. And this is me going, there they are doing fucking yard work. Don't they know we're recording a podcast? The Super Mega Cast? The super mega cast. Every Wednesday, man. Those. I just don't understand it, dude, because our neighbors like don't even really have a yard. So what are they doing out there every Wednesday?

Blown leaves. For six hours straight. I think it's just kind of like it's the. It's it's. It's the types of sounds you would expect to hear in a nice neighborhood so they probably

just blow the leaves around every Wednesday maybe the sound of a lawn mower to make it seem like we're keeping up the plays yeah but even if you're blowing the leaves around dude it takes like I used to blow my driveway growing up it takes like max 20 minutes to blow a driveway I went out there just now there's like five dudes out there with leaf blowers

what yeah i don't know dude i have no idea why and it's every week it's not like they don't even ever skip a week and like oh we'll let the leaves build up this week but i feel like maybe it's like a rich people thing where they're like everyone's day the landscaper has to come and that's how we know we're rich every goddamn leaf yeah it's going to be picked out where they're like, everyone stay the landscaper has to come and that's how we know we're rich. Every goddamn leaf is going to be picked out of my driveway. No, well, they don't pick them out of the driveway. They blow them into ours. Well, even if it's by hand, if they miss them with the blower,

they got to make sure if one gets caught in the cracks of the driveway or the cracks of the steps. You know what we should do? Wednesday nights, blow them back into their driveway. Because they love blowing them in our driveway. That's what they do. Like, literally, our driveway is right next to theirs, and it's separated by, like, some shrubs.

They just blow them down the street. Like, underneath the shrubs. Which goes right into our yard. And I'm like, that's great, but why? Maybe we should hire them to come Thursdays. To blow it up. To do our driveway, you know? We could go out right now and ask them

to blow it to schedule an appointment oh yeah i mean i know we already have our people our people are kind of they just kind of barge into the into the back open up our fridge and kind of like start drinking a little bit they actually do uh the barging thing is true uh when i was training for creator clash back there uh i'd, I'd be there at like 9 a.m. And I didn't know what day they usually come because our landlord handles that. And usually we're not here yet because they come in the morning. And, you know, we're bad boys. We sleep a little late sometimes.

But I'd be back there boxing. And then, like, the gate would just open up. And this dude with a leaf blower would just, like, walk in, just, like, not even acknowledge, and just... Like, blowing up dust and leaves all around me. It's an added obstacle. It's something for your brain to focus on. No, and my old trainer would get so mad.

He's like, what's your fucking problem with these guys, man? Can you just tell them to fuck off? And I was like, he's fine. My trainer ditched you randomly, so... He did, three weeks before the fight. Yeah. I mean, he knew I was going to win, and he wasn't ready for the spotlight that would bring with it.

So. I did talk to Alex today. Ernst. Oh. Yeah, what'd he say? Not your ex-wife. Yeah, no, I'm joking. We haven't talked in forever, I promise.

Okay. You sure? Yes. Because we also haven't talked in forever, so I wouldn't even know. Okay, Alex Ernst. Yeah, yeah. Alex Ernst called. And I gave him a piece of my fucking mind, is what I did.

Yeah? Yeah. Finally, man. What'd you say? I said, fuck you, and then hung up. That's worthy of a fist bump right there yeah we knocked it for that one did he cry i didn't stay long enough to find out what a little pussy man now alex is alex is actually like the sweetest i know he he calls like hey i'm just calling man

seeing how you're doing i'm like you know getting back from physical therapy doing well he's definitely because he saw the last podcast he was like like, I did hit your back that time in the fight. I'm like, no, no, this is all from my training and me. This is all, like, my doing. Oh, it's your trainer's doing. But I did tell him the nose is his fault. Yeah, but it's fixed now. Yeah, I told him I was mad at him up until it was fixed.

You sound back to normal now. He recommended using a neti pot. Is that what they're called yeah that will clear out all the shit that's up he says he just got one and he's he's really enjoying it yeah so basically have you ever used one it's like a thing with water like hot water and you blast it up your nose and basically it just blasts water throughout your nasal cavity and it comes out of your mouth and your other nostril and I've been using saline spray that stuff's great dries everything up

but the neti pot literally it's like did you ever when I was a kid I put the hose right here and I turned it on and it shot up my nose and I never did that no it hurt really bad but it's kind of like that and it's coming out of your mouth and it's just it's that happens with the saline spray I put it I put it just go

and all of a sudden it starts dripping to the back like out, out of the back of my throat, so it's coming out. I used to, when I was in, like, seventh grade, I discovered one day that I could drink through my nose. And I was like, you can do this? Because I just did it lightly with, like, a spoonful of water. And I just, like, if you just relax, you can just let it go down. I'm like, oh, I can drink through my nose. You're not meant to. No, not meant to at all.

But you can do it. Yes. So, if you ever, like, burn your mouth on pizza or something, and, you know, you meant to at all, but you can do it. Yes. So if you ever burn your mouth on pizza or something, and you want to drink some water, you can. I could probably drink some water through my nose right now. Let's both try. Maybe do you want to get spoons to do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because the cup is just kind of... I'll be right back. Go fetch a spoon. I'll talk about how excited I am. I'll be quick. Because I've been able to start playing Sea of Thieves. I can't sit down at my computer, but I can lay in bed with this little desk bed thing and play with my leg support. And I'm thinking I should get a standing desk or something for at home,

so maybe that would help with playing more Sea of Thieves on my desktop. How would you get that standing desk or something for at home so maybe that would help with uh playing more sea of thieves on my desktop how would you get that standing desk not yet i'm thinking about it though oh i thought you bought it just thinking about it still yeah well i'd have to get rid of your old desk which is a big ass desk and there's so much wire clutter yeah like even back when i did vr shit yeah that desk is clunky it's best way to describe it see this see this guys yeah we got clear spoon so you can see the water you have a little more okay that's like about the how much you have right yeah okay and then you just kind of mmm mmm oh god that was refreshing yeah that felt really good well i i drank water through my nose that actually i gotta get the other nostril that tickles a lot more than i remember

i spilled a little jesus christ man that's a lot more uncomfortable than I remembered. Maybe I was just really good at it when I was younger, but I could just fucking... Like, ugh. I just don't think I've had anything go up my nose in a while, so... Ooh. See these? Yeah, I see those, bro.

Are those Egyptian? Like, I think they're the Gemini ones. Oh, that's your birth month, bro. It is. You're a Gemini. I am. Ah, that's your birth month, bro. It is. You're a Gemini. I am. Ah, God. And you're Jim's little guy, your stepdad.

Yes, or Jim's big guy, Jim who works here. Yeah. I mean, Jim's kind of an asshole. Yeah, but, you know, I just kind of... He does his job. I've been frustrated with him lately for being an asshole well I'm always frustrated with that but lately you know he's been staying with me recently yeah I know when you live with someone tensions can rise yeah well I mean he tends to keep to

himself but I don't know why but he uh when he uses the bathroom when he wipes I don't know if it's how he was raised he he doesn't flush the toilet paper. He just puts it into a plastic bag. But then he takes it upstairs to my kitchen. And pour it, kind of. Yes, but it's just the used toilet paper, and he just sets it by the trash can, doesn't even put it in. So I'll have three bags of ass-wiped toilet paper just sitting by my trash can. Why does that actually feel like

that's something Tucker did at one point or would do? That actually completely sounds like something Tucker would do. I would believe like if I heard Tucker did that at some point. Tucker's like no I don't I just don't you know it's bad for the plumbing and the environment if you put the. I can see Tucker reusing toilet paper. Just recycle it like

poop like used fucking toilet paper. Dude I can see Tucker wiping with like a like a cloth and then washing the cloth and then hanging it by the toilet and then doing that again every time he shits does that not sound exactly like something tucker would do that does sound like something tucker would do to save like 20 cents a year and to help the environment out i mean he was the largest source of of uh i guess recycling at the apartment complex well he was the largest source of, I guess, recycling at the apartment complex. Well, he was the largest source, but we didn't even know we had recycling, so it didn't even... Well, we recycled at the Game Grumps office.

But I remember Tucker, very environmentally conscious, and when he lived on our couch, he had a recycling pile that was next to the couch, directly in front of Ryan's bedroom door. And he let that thing grow for weeks before he would take it to the and we'd have to help him take it we'd load up your car to the filled with just bottles and you'd open up your door and it would just be like a pile of bottles

and things and you'd just have to step over it and it got too big to step over at one point and it was just everywhere man that's Tucker that's in the past now and you just have to like step over it. And it got too big to step over at one point and it's just everywhere, man. That's Tucker. That's in the past now, you know? Now, we don't have to deal with Tucker's fucking clutter. No, his roommates do.

And I think it's interesting now that he drives a Hummer H3. Also, the things, because Tucker likes painting, for those who don't know, and just the stuff that he would paint, because Tucker likes painting for those who don't know and just the stuff that he would paint while mostly revolves around artistic portrayals of known symbols slanted more in the use of those symbols that I think were picked up by other groups that he wasn't thinking about at the time.

No. Well, I'm not trying to cancel them. Well, I'm not trying to cancel him. No, I'm not trying to cancel him. I love him. We tried to educate him. I said, you know, Tucker, I know that that symbol traditionally was used in a lot of ancient cultures as a symbol of peace.

It was, and you can find it in Glendale even on the light posts. But, Tucker, maybe that symbol... Unless they removed those. No, they didn't. Okay. But, Tucker, maybe that symbol. Unless they removed those. No, they didn't. Okay. But Tucker, you know, maybe when you paint this symbol, you got to think about maybe

how people in the 21st century might react to it. Especially with the color scheme. The color scheme, and you know, it's like I'm not going to tell the guy, you know, he obviously knows color very well.

He colors our videos. Like, so, you know, I'm not going to be like, oh, maybe you should switch the red to the green red is a very catching color i know and also just the other thing like you said is is the the slant yes like were you talking about slant like the symbol being used slanted or the actual rotation of the symbol i was more talking about like the the the rotation right because he paints

you would paint them at a rotated, like 45-degree thing. And he said, oh, I'm just trying to do something new with it. Like it's mid-spin. Yeah. And I don't know what he meant by that, but I just kind of said okay. Yeah. Well, honestly, it's like if he had just done one or two paintings of that at our place, I mean, it still made me uncomfortable, but I think it was the fact that he was doing them every day.

He would dry them up at the window, open up the window, just kind of stick them out there. It's oil paint, so you'd put it right up in the window, yeah. But that's Tucker. Yep, that's Tucker. We love him.

We love Tucker. He's a great dude. He's a wonderful friend, a great cameraman. He's in Death Valley right now. Really? What's he doing in Death Valley? Is he on a motorcycle adventure

with his brother or something? No, his brother unfortunately died. He is Shooting and like doing like pictures in a documentary of some guy that is running. Sucks. Sorry. Yeah. I feel like we should take a moment of I mean did he ever appear in a super mega film? No, it's our podcast. Do we ever even mention his brother in like anything? No, it's our podcast dude. It's fine. It's fine. People pay a lot of money for every second of airtime. Yeah. If Tucker died, we would say something. We would...

Something. We'd allot it during an ad break. Yeah. Hey, today's episode is also sponsored by... Corey Feldman's funeral homes. Corey Feldman's Tucker Prescott Memorial Fund. Corey Feldman raising money for Tucker Prescott. For his funeral?

His funerals are expensive as shit, dude. If you guys just give me the money to do this, I swear it'll be the best funeral you've ever been to. Pumps him full of formaldehyde. All the stuff, the issues people have with funerals, how they're so bad for the environment. When they pump you full of formaldehyde, it ends up back in the earth and burn me to a crisp baby man yeah just fucking put me on a cross and burn me turn me in the ash what i want to be

cremated for sure i don't want to be buried i don't know about the cross thing being cremated is crucified is very brutal don't you dehydrate isn't that like how you die? You asphyxiate. Or asphyxiate. Because the angle. Asphyxiate or dehydrate. Well, you also dehydrate. I mean, you're up there for days. But I would like to be burned on the cross. I don't want to be killed on the cross.

Like, I'd like to die, be placed on the cross, and then burnt. You're not a witch. They didn't burn them on the cross, I don't think. They just lit them on fire. That wasn't that long ago

No, I was like 400 years ago. I mean we're still doing fucked up shit to to Humans still do fucked up shit and look at where we are. Nope. Have you ever been on r slash humans are fucking awesome? I've seen a No, but I have seen this where where What is it what is it? Nature is fucking metal? Yes, how'd you know? Yes, I know you, dude.

How'd you know? I know you, man. When I see that look in your eyes, when you get that Reddit look on your face, I know exactly what you're thinking. But also being buried, like... You're such a good friend. I know, dude. Thanks.

You're coming to Corn Man tonight. I am coming to Corn Man tonight. Okay. Well, I just wanted to say being buried just feels weird like in a suit and they pump you full of chemicals and you're never seen again why what it's weird it's expensive it's why do we do that just fucking burn me up dude put me in a little ziploc baggie what about live streaming your own cremation oh that's and people can put in sound effects. Oh, my God. They can donate, like, and they can change, like, the... Oh.

It can help fund, like, a funeral service. You know how they... Like a gathering. What are the fucking... Isn't there something before a funeral? Just the wake. Yes. Where they show the body, right?

You know? A live... Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, they can do commands to open the casket, close it, open it, change like lights, play different songs and clips. You also remember in chemistry class in high school when they'd like turn on the Bunsen burner and they'd spray the different chemicals and it would change the color of the fire.

It'd be cool to set something up like that. So like in the blast furnace, when they're cremating me, people can like donate to change the colors of the flames. It's like chat tries to get it all to be pink at one point, but you see blue. Yeah, one person goofs it up. It's like, oh, okay, we've got to try again. Damn it.

How long do they cremate someone for? I don't know. Is it minutes or is it hours? I could look it up. They torch your shit. Yeah, I mean, you're cooked at a very high... Dust and bone. Cremation sounds very scary if you die and then

are you ever scared you're gonna die and then realize you're dead and then be like oh shit I'm still alive somehow and I'm paralyzed 2-3 hours just straight fucking cooking so 2-3 episodes of the super mega cast and your parents are toast you know the entire cremation time frame

including any waiting period authorization the actual cremation can take anywhere from 4 days to two weeks from start to finish the cremation itself takes about three to four hours with another one to two hours of process do they remove all your organs and shit first if you're an organ donor are you yeah nice me too i don't remember what blood type i am though i am uh i only only know this because my mom told me when I was younger, no one knows their blood types. I'm like, I'm B negative. But I don't be negative.

I be positive. Do you think my mom knows my blood type by heart? Dude, your mom would definitely know your blood type. All the moms don't know children's blood types. Want to see?

Want me to call mommy? Call mommy, dude. Or maybe they can listen to Cecile's voice after these sponsors ha ha got you guys angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well i absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain it's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to

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at Questrade.com. Okay. Well, back from the ad breaks. Welcome back, everyone. I think you wanted to give your mom a call. Oh, that's right. See if she knows my blood type by heart. Red. She knows my blood type by heart. Uh, red. I'll shoot my mom a text. I think I'm B negative. B minus? B negative?

What does it mean? What the fucking... Mom. Hey. Hey, Mom. We're recording the podcast, and I wanted to see if you knew something by heart, because I don't even know this answer. Okay. About myself.

Let me see. Okay. Well, do you know what my blood type is? Oh, my God. Well, I'm O, so if I had to guess Well I'm O So if I had to guess I'm gonna say you're also O But I'm not positive

So she's O negative? So you're O negative? That was a good one I was repeating what Matt was asking you I'm O positive That sounds fun Isn't O the really good one? Is O the really good blood type?

O is the blood type that can take any other blood type, right? Yeah. Correct. O is like the universal blood type. It's like the one that you can give and receive as well. You can give to A's or B's. All right. Well, I hope that's the case but you have failed this questionnaire

this pop quiz no it's ok mom I love you I still love you I hope you do I do well I hope you have a good rest of your day thank you I hope you do too

we're going gonna get back to record having fun having some having some good chit chat with my buddy Matt couple goofs hey tell Matt hello

hello hello he says hello if you didn't hear him alright sweet boy I love you love you too bye

sweet boy love you too sweet boy was that me was she saying sweet boy to me or you I'll leave I. Was that me? Was she saying sweet boy to me or you? I'll leave that up for the comments to decide. Well, listen, Ryan, I guess you're not so special because O represents 39% of people's blood types. And guess what B- is?

2%. So I'm a little special. Are you, though? Well, it just means that if I am in a situation where I'm critically losing blood there's a much lower chance I'm gonna be able to receive blood that can actually help me I thought blood was just blood bro but apparently it's got these little

fucking knobs and receptors on it that's like yeah so like B is for antibodies and A is antigens I don't know dude I wish people just had different colored blood like the difference between A, B is for antibodies and A is antigens. I don't know, dude. I wish people just had different colored blood. Like, the difference between A and B is, like, some people had blue blood, green blood. Horseshoe crabs have blue blood.

But. I don't like horseshoe crabs. They apparently taste pretty foul, too. Those are one of those creatures that look like they haven't evolved in, like, 200 million years. They're actually pretty cute. Bit aside. Horseshoe crabs? Yeah. They have little faces underneath, 200 million years. They're actually pretty cute. Bit aside. Horseshoe crabs? Yeah.

They have little faces underneath like stingrays. Really? Mm-hmm. I don't know, man. Horseshoe crabs? Not like little faces, but like their mouth and everything is like... No, no, no, wait. Their eyes are on the shell.

Sorry. But like their mouth is underneath. So they have their little like... They're just looking around, chilling. Oh, okay. I see what you mean about the eyes But the rest of oh dude oh my god What It's anatomy like underneath the shell is horrifying

They're not gonna hurt ya Oh they're really scary dude I'm not a big fan of these They're cute from the top They're like uh They look like something out of like the Jurassic period. They have them

in the petting pools. You want to touch its shell? Yeah. What's the point of petting it? It's just like, oh, wow. Same as petting a dead one. You know,

you're just touching the shell. But why would you have a dead one just lying around? I used to see them all the time on the beach. And jellyfish. Jellyfish was the big one that I saw all the time. Yeah, those things. I saw a see them all the time on the beach and jellyfish jellyfish was the big one that i saw all the time yeah those things i saw a dead baby seal one time on the

fucking uh what coast uh down santa monica what back in like 2015 just a dead baby seal yeah whoa just a just a dead baby seal yeah welcome to episode 303 dead baby seal? Yep. Welcome to episode 303, dead baby seal. No, dude, that's fucked. The water around Santa Monica is not good. And there's warning signs that are like... Speak for yourself. That shit's delicious. Well, I mean, it does taste good, and I've tried it. Have you tried it unfiltered?

Yes. Because that's the real stuff. We used to drink it all the time when we lived together. But it's bad for you, apparently. That's what the signs say. They're like, oh, don't expose your skin to this water. There's sewage and radiation. Give you cancer.

Yeah, okay. Well, guess what? As we said multiple times, living in California, everything gives you cancer. Everything gives you fucking cancer and makes you trans. So I'm going to drink my fucking ocean water and they can't stop me nope i had a horrible nightmare the other night where i was lost at sea because i've been watching all of these like video essays that are just about like maritime disasters were you on like a little dinghy yeah i was in a little you're just treading water it's one of those lifeboats

like you know like was it orange yeah nice one of those uh and i was i was in the middle of the indian ocean and i had how do you know it was the. And I was in the middle of the Indian Ocean. How do you know it was the Indian Ocean? Just in the dream? Just in my dream, I just knew it was the Indian Ocean. Okay. And I was like, fuck, this sucks. And I didn't have any resources.

Like, I didn't have any flares. And I had to get water. And the way I did it was I had, like, a jug. But you can't drink the ocean water. So I, I cut a square and I put ocean water in it and then I used a plastic bag to put over it. And when I put a little screw on top of it, so it made like a divot and I put a cup under it. So the water would evaporate without the salt and then drip down into the cup. Ooh. And I learned that from a movie where a man is lost in the Indian ocean. So I was basically

just reliving the movie. All is Lost? All is Lost. Robert Redford? Didn't you show me that movie? Yeah. It was your favorite movie for a time. It was. I really liked that movie a lot. It's just like intense and anxiety inducing.

And it's just Robert Redford lost in the Indian Ocean. Nope. Like barely any dialogue. He's just having to solve his problems. He yells fuck at one point. I remember the big storm movie when I was growing up that I was like, was the perfect storm? Yeah, I never saw that one.

A shark washes up onto the boat, and it's scary. Well, the perfect storm was a real storm that happened. Apparently, Mark Wahlberg was in it. I've been told it's perfect. Not the actual storm. Didn't it have, like, George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg? Well, if Mark Wahlberg had been in the actual storm been told it's perfect. Not the actual storm. Didn't have like George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg. Mark Wahlberg had been in the actual storm. Things would have gone down a little differently.

Dude, I got an ad yesterday on Twitter for a for a Catholic prayer app that Mark Wahlberg was promoting. And it was like, you can join Mark Wahlberg in prayer. Called Hollow. Hallow. First. Sorry. First two actors. George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, a perfect storm. And it has John C. Reow. First. Sorry. First two actors. George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, A Perfect Storm.

And it has John C. Reilly in it. He must be good friends with Mark Wahlberg because he's in several Mark Wahlberg pictures. What were you saying before that, though? Oh, I got an ad yesterday for an app. His prayer app. Yeah. He came. There was a movie he was in recently where he was playing like a ex-con preacher.

Yeah, I saw that. I didn't see the movie, but I saw like the... Mark Wahlberg is a... piece of shit. Ryan. He's in Boogie Nights, dude. It's a great movie. Was a piece of shit.

He's a changed man. He lives by the grace of God now. Yeah, he might have beat those two Vietnamese men half to death, but he was on PCP. That ex-con movie that he's a changed man he lives by the grace of god now yeah he might have beat those two vietnamese men half to death but he was on pcp that ex-con movie that he's in it's showing that he you can go from living a life of just pure debauchery and then transcend all of that and become a better person yeah i mean you can you can it is possible no absolutely it is you you could absolutely do shitty things in your past and then grow from them mark walberg just one of those guys that's like i don't know maybe it's his ego it just makes it a little hard to fully believe that he's not crazy that's an actor thing i've i don't think i've ever like well because everyone treats you like a god felt the vibe from an actor

was like oh they're so down to earth you know you had that one great tweet that was like all these millionaires are so down to earth i hope no one thinks i was like directly taught it's just like i not a single millionaire friend of yours liked it i know funny not a single one not a single one of my millionaire friends like that goddamn tweet which is unfortunate very unfortunate and that shows that they are not down to earth no exactly it shows that they have money changes you they have uh weak hearts weak minds and weak chins um honestly that the worst one is the weak chin but i i came up with that tweet uh a while back and it's been sitting in my drafts i i don't did i told the story on the podcast how i went to this like what was to me advertised as a barbecue where there's a celebrity a celebrity chef making some delicious meals and it turned out to be like an nft. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they had like a bowl of like caviar

and like they had IV stations like hooked up. Well, for rich people, drinking water is a bit of a it's a task. It's, you know, it takes a lot. That's because they're doing so many drugs that they're like recharging themselves. If you're at a point where like just drinking water is like you're not getting hydrated

because you're doing that many drugs and you have to plug yourself into like a needle, maybe don't do that many drugs and you have to plug yourself into like a needle maybe don't do that many drugs there's an easter egg hunt where you had to what was it oh yeah you could win like a nft that was watches you could win money I think

$10,000 nft some nft I mean people that were there had the opportunity to there's this big old square, not portrait, canvas. And just anyone from the party, they had paint and whatever, they could add to it.

Were they going to turn it into an NFT? Genius. Genius! I didn't do it. Why? Because I don't want to. There could have been an official Ryan McGee NFT. There could have been. Oh, well. It was a very interesting experience. Yeah, I'm into NFTs. There could have been an official Ryan McGee NFT. There could have been. Oh, well. It was a very interesting experience. Yeah, I'm into NFTs.

Nice fucking testicles. It was, the chef was nice and made delicious food. But most of the people there just, it was like walking into, what a, what a, think if fox news made a movie about california and yes this wasn't california but like this is like where they would set it like this is the setting nfts are ridiculous it's uh it's a it's kind of like no i'm i'm awesome ridiculously awesome yeah uh luke the one who's editing this i got the gym i got the i know i've only ever considered buying one nft and that was uh when rachel dolezal dropped an nft collection and if you bought all the nfts you'd get an actual painting from rachel dolezal and luke and i are big rachel heads we're big we're big dolezal. And Luke and I are big Rachel heads.

We're big Dolezal heads. So he got me a signed picture of her that's on my fridge. Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah, I just opened my mailbox one day and just said a letter from Rachel Dolezal. I was like, what the fuck? And I opened it up. She said hello to our patrons before. Yeah, well, she was helping mediate an argument

between Danny Sexbang and Kenny G. But basically, yeah, that's the only time i ever considered like what if i actually bought a rachel dole is all nft because surprise surprise the floor price is very low but i didn't i still don't quite like i understand what it is but i don't get the point of like why. It's just like basically it's it's just putting something in the blockchain that says this is yours. So. Yeah. Does it have any. I mean, it looks like it has legal precedent. It has legal and monetary.

Because his board ape got stolen. It's the whole point of it is basically it's like, oh, I have this collectible digital art piece and this says that it's the whole point of it is uh basically it's like oh i have this collectible digital art piece and this says that it's mine and then i can sell it for money so it's you know it's it's just a it's a market thing it's but you can just like i could just paint something and then sell it yeah like why does it need to be a part of a well the the biggest problem with it is just the ridiculous amount of energy it wastes although it just the entire blockchain in general it uses crazy minting minting an nft yeah minting an nft is before i knew about nfts i heard about the concept and i was like oh and i tweeted and i was like i'm gonna make some nfts this sounds cool

is it the same and then i was like oh no i don't like it? Cryptocurrency? It's exactly the same problem as cryptocurrency. Just because it's all running the same. It's just like a stupid amount of energy being used for. Do you think it's fatter or do you think it's here to stay? Oh, it's here to stay, I think. NFTs? Yeah. I think that crypto and NFTs are both like.

Crypto, definitely. I don't think they're fads. Crypto's been around forever. Yeah, I think it obviously it well right now people are saying it's dead but it's also like the entire global market is crashing and it follows that as much as people like oh it's not regular it's not um making yourself feel better or something no uh but yeah i think that's gonna be around for a while that's awesome yeah i like how twitter uh you can change your profile picture shape if you have an NFT.

To an NFT. I actually, the second Pride month was over, 12 a.m. on July 1st, I went to our Twitter to go change our avatar. And I noticed, I was like, oh, I could choose an NFT. But? I don't have any NFTs. Well, I think it would be cool if they gave verified people their own shape. That would be awesome. We could be hexagons.

That's what the NFTs are. Octagons. Octagons, yeah. There's more sides to it. We could be trapezoids. We could be septagons. Ooh, seven? Sign?

I don't know if septagon's real. I just took a... Is that a real thing? Septagon? Pentagon, hexagon, septagon. You know what's funny, though? September? That's the ninth month. October 8th? That's the tenth month. Dec? December? That means ten.

But it's twelve. You ever thought about that? Do you think about this stuff? I think about this all it's 12. You ever thought about that? Do you think about this stuff? I think about this all the time. What do you think about that? I think that it's kind of weird that the numbers are shifted like that. You know? Septagon? Should we bring this up to the Supreme Court?

I think the Supreme Court should change it, so October is the eighth month, because it's Oct. I think that the Supreme Court would... October is the... But they're in such good spots. October would be really hot if they moved it. It's still pretty hot in South Carolina in October. Yeah.

I mean, LA is fucking burning hot in October. Like the... South Carolina State Fair. Ow! Ow! Ow! Was Michael there? Yeah. Man, I miss the State Fair.

There would always be like some Christian rock band that is playing. And like pig races. Oh, pig races. They have little ducklings that go down a little slide and then run back up and go down the slide again. Oh, that was my favorite part was the ducklings. And you could buy them. Yep. And I always wanted one. My dad's like, what the fuck are you gonna do with a duckling? But basically...

Ducks are pretty awesome pets, apparently. They're great pets. But yeah, they'd run up the slide to get the food and then... It was actually kind of cruel if you think about it because what they would do is they would put the food like a little bit too far away so they would try to get it and then slide down the slide, come back up, slide down the slide. But it was cute. You get people doing this, this number, clapping their hands together, enjoying a good old

time with their stepson at the South Carolina State Fair, which there is usually always a shooting at. Always. Or a stabbing. Every single year. Yeah. So in Charleston and in Columbia, because they would come to both, there would be a shooting or a stabbing without fail every single year.

At the fair. Yes. Usually, I think it was mainly because like gang members run into each other. Yeah. And they're like, hey what are you, like imagine like spotting someone like on like in a different gang you know, because we're in a

gang. Oh, I can't say which one. No. But imagine spotting someone like on the fucking like ship ride just like wait, wait a second. Doof, can't say which one. No. But imagine spotting someone, like, on the fucking, like, ship ride, just like, wait, wait a second. Do, do, do, do. Damn it. Or on the UFO one. The crazy mouse one. Fuck, damn it.

The UFO one, he's trying to, like, point the gun. He's, like, pushing his hand, like, ah! Shoots it in the bullet curves. You know, I, uh, speaking of small yellow things i just went and saw the minions the rise of group and you liked it i loved it i still haven't been to a theater yet i i think i i'm building i oh you have are you are you You still haven't since COVID? No, not since. I did after COVID a little bit. After COVID.

When theaters opened back up. But I haven't gone to the movies since probably late April. Oh, yeah, man. I'm not going to lie. So I went into this donning my suit and I went into this movie thinking that, oh, this is going to suck. I'm going to be miserable. I sat down. have you seen the first Minions movie no I've seen Despicable Me but I sat down and I pretty pretty quick off the bat like I actually enjoyed it well so I'm sitting next to Ben Beal and Ben loves every movie like

it's very easy to please him and I'm sitting there and he's just like it's like laughing I'm just like okay so he really likes it but then i found myself laughing and there were actually like there's some funny parts in that movie there's some adult humor there is they show a lot of minion ass some what is that word that i learned from the movie posters innuendo there are innuendos and they show a lot of minion ass good like four or five times they show walking away with a towel and his butt's going i was in the first minion movie well you see grew young grew um see his bare ass you do yeah he's like 11 i don't know it's interesting but uh they have a

full frontal of a minion of grew damn they show his like the Simpson. Yeah, they show his penis. Erect, too. In a PG-13 movie. This was in the Simpsons. I know Minions is PG, I'm guessing. I want to say Minions is almost G so more kids can go see it. I think it's PG. What do you think? I don't know, man. Do you think it's G? I think it's G.

Okay. It was a good movie, though. It had a fun soundtrack. I saw Fantano didn't like the soundtrack. He can go fuck himself. Minions are PG. I liked the first one because it felt like, I know they had talking characters, too, but with the Minions, it always feels like a Tom and Jerry episode. Well, you went and saw it in theaters.

By myself. Yes. The first one. Dude, it's always only these specific movies where it's like... The live-action in theaters. By myself. Yes. The first one. Dude, it's always only like these specific movies where it's like. The live action Cinderella I saw by myself. That Disney did back in like 2016, 17. No, because I know you love going to see movies by yourself. And there's nothing weird about that.

It's just the ones that you go see by yourself are always like. They're the ones that I'm not going to. At the time. Yeah, I know. I'm not going to. I know you and I went to go see the Emoji movie, but that was like more of a meme. But like these are movies that are actually like, this is just going to not be fun to watch. I just like going to the movies at the time.

I had MoviePass. That's right, you did. So I was using that shit up all the time. There was no way that was ever going to be able to stick around and be like economic. Like it just made no sense. But you got to enjoy it during that little period. And then the movie companies were like, we can make our own movie pass. And they did.

I saw a clip from 2016 or 2017 recently from Super Mega where it was you talking about you were like, I already know what's going to happen. Paramount, Disney, like they're all going to have their own streaming services that you have to pay for individually. Now there's Paramount Plus. Yeah, no, literally it was like you called it out exactly how it was going to be. I mean, it's pretty

it was, I think a lot of people also called it out. It was pretty easy to predict because like I mean, you're a big company. You want to make some money? I thought that. Why not gatekeep shit? Gatekeep? Gatekeep. Oh. Gatekeep is what our company does. Yeah, it does. So far. Until we fire late.

Maybe not for long. Oh, hey, Jim. Yeah. Oh, he waved. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jim. Jim. Oh, okay. Did you have to do a deep breath before walking to open the door? What do you mean? I just was walking away.

No, you felt that? Like there was enough time for like a... Yeah, it was definitely... Jim. Yep, build yourself up. I'm happy to be here. No, now you are. Jim.

Yeah. Come here. Will you happy to be here. No, now you are. Jim, come here. Will you show everyone your shirt? It says Minority Report. Yeah, is that what you do on the weekend for funds? Come on, dude. Come on, Matt. Hey, you really got them there. You got a lot of holes in your shirt.

I know. It's because I run a lot. Yeah, and your muscles swell up. Yeah, they rip through the shirt. Yeah, it looks good. Oh, you got stamps? Yeah. Those are some nice stamps. They have the American flag on them, right?

How much are stamps nowadays? Guess how much. When I was a kid, I remember stamps were like 20-something cents maybe, right? They're $20. I don't know because I use stamps.com. I don't go buy them at the post office. I use stamps.com. Yeah, I use stamps.com too.

Good. as you should but this was $20 yeah both of those were $20 not if you use stamps.com yeah you could save up to 86% off they might not be sponsored they're a great service

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They were, and they sounded great, man. And I would buy all of those products to support the podcast before I said that. They were, and they sounded great, man. And I would buy all of those products to support the podcast. Whatever they are. They're great. They're great, great, great ad reads. And I also just realized I'm a dumbass, dude. What? I have a pimple patch on my face I'm going to take off before starting the podcast.

Can we restart? The whole podcast? Yes. Look. Has it been there the whole podcast? Yes, it's been right here the whole time i'm taking off right now oh ow jesus well are we gonna restart or not no matt i thought you just knew and you were just wearing i thought you were like fully just confident and like people wear pimple patches a lot of the time. Yeah, not me, Ryan.

I don't get acne. You know that. I'm sorry. Next time I'll notice. I'll make sure to do a pimple patch check. Pimple patch check. See, it's even fun. Yeah, okay, yeah.

You know? Make a little fun thing out of it. Exactly. But what's new with you? Besides tomorrow, back update for Ryan McGee. Yep. The back saga. Tomorrow, I go to a surgical center and I get an epidural shot in the lower lumbar region of my spine.

That's filled with steroids that'll hopefully reduce inflammation. I've heard people say that these epidural shots for the back don don't help them sometimes it's like oh, it's a life changer I was told today by my physical therapist that you might not even feel the positive effects until the second shot because it's a series of two to three shots you get well, I'm over like Like you'll get the second one in one month or so I think they're separated like by a month or two or something like that Well, I mean, the good news is it's what they give to women giving childbirth. And that's

pretty painful. Yeah, my mom refused it when giving birth to me. She thought it was a beautiful thing. She's like, I don't want to be doped up during this. I want to like experience the beauty of it. And I'm like, okay, well suit yourself. I hate to do this to you, buddy. I hate to leave you high and dry.

Well, you don't want to leave yourself high and dry because you don't have any water. That's what it is, right? Do you need more water, too? No, I just refilled my water during the break. Because I'm responsible. Look. Can I go? Go get your water.

Do you have a topic? I can give you a topic? Or if you have topics... Give me a topic to discuss while you're gone. Let's go brandon i was okay let's uh talk about that meme let's go brandon oh yeah that that new hype meme that's just been uh released president joseph brandon okay uh yeah so oh actually if you were to go on a date with joseph biden and it has to be like a long like planned thing what would it be and you have to explain why okay okay well if i had to

take president joseph reginald biden the third on a date um i think what I would do is I you know one one one tactic people use on dates is they go to theme parks or horror movies and why do they do that well this is a little bit of psychology for you when when someone is scared or they feel that rush that they feel more attached to you uh you can emotionally manipulate someone on a date by taking them on a roller coaster and then they'll they'll confuse those feelings for for true love so i'd probably take joe on a six flags i don't know if he'd be allowed to ride the roller coasters he might be over the age limit um he might have like a heart attack i could see him having a heart attack on one of those roller coasters.

Uh, but then afterwards, Six Flags is great too, because then we could get ice cream in and he loves ice cream. Yeah. Talking about, uh, you know, so what is,

so how did it start? Well, I was talking also about how, you know, when on a date, if you go to like a horror movie or a roller coaster, people, uh,

get, become more attached because their brains can confuse the, that rush yes with love so i thought that taking him to six flags would be great but then i also realized well maybe that wouldn't be great because he's like in his 80s yeah and you know six flags does actually have one roller coaster that's too intense yeah the x whatever i forgot what's called i haven't been the six flags in over a decade, I would imagine.

Oh, dude, we got to go to Magic Mountain. It's amazing. As soon as I'm able. I'm willing, but I'm not able. Okay. Well, once you're able,

we got to go. But I would take Joe there. Maybe we'd stick to the easy. Is that where you would start the date? Oh, I don't want to take him out for food before we go to an amusement park. You're right.

But you know how much Joe Biden loves ice cream? Yes. There's ice cream at Six Flags. Get him some ice cream. He's a happy camper there. No, it's even... Okay, think about this. You take him, have a fun day at the park,

but you're drinking water throughout the day, and then you get ice cream after the last ride, so the walk back to the parking lot, he's distracted eating his ice cream. So he's not thinking about how long of a walk it is to the car. Oh, yeah. It's optimized. Yeah. It's like an optimal date.

And then, you know, maybe. Get him a waffle cone, too, because he'll spend so much time just like gnawing at that. He will gnaw at that thing. Yeah. And, you know, hopefully he doesn't drop his ice cream like last time. Got to walk all the way back. And he cried. Yeah. But, you know, afterwards, you know, Magic Mountain's pretty far up north.

It's in Valencia, I think. I love that shirt that you're wearing. It's a really good shirt. Oh, thank you. I got this at a thrift shop not too long ago. I feel like I've said that before about this shirt. Yeah, it's, what's it say? Champion Snooze Squad.

And it's like some bears snoozing. Bear family. From Turtle Bay. I don't even know where that is. Sorry to interrupt you. I just had to. No, it's totally fine. I was just like, I really like that shirt.

Thank you, man. You can probably see it in my eyes. I was like looking at your shirt and I probably had a furrowed brow. I was like, do I have something on my shirt? There's some stains on it because it's an old used shirt. But, you know, can't fault a brother. But basically afterwards, I don't want the date to be over just then. I would probably take him out to dinner,

but something light because we were on roller coasters all day. Yeah. So maybe I'd take him out to like— Not Olive Garden. No, not Olive Garden. That's too heavy. That's the last thing you want after riding some roller coasters. But also you could work up a pretty hefty appetite walking around Six Flags.

Take them to get, like, a Chick-fil-A cool wrap with some avocado lime dressing. Ooh, that is pretty good. You know, also, I'm sure Joe Biden loves Chick-fil-A. Oh, 100%. He's got to love it, you know? Maybe get them a little sweet tea. Not too much, though.

I don't want to have too much sugar after, like, 8 p.m. Yeah. Plus, you did go to the amusement park, as you've've been saying so you don't want to add to it because he's still going to be feeling the adrenaline from the amusement park he's gonna be feeling that for probably the weekend and i'm assuming this starts on a friday or this dates on a friday or maybe saturday it's a saturday okay so we still have sunday to recuperate from monday and also uh the president is a monday through friday nine to five right yes okay So he's off on the weekends and he doesn't have to worry about his duties. But I'm pretty sure he probably would be pumped up on Adderall before he even meets me at the amusement park.

So I am a little concerned about his heart rate. But then I'd take him to Chick-fil-A. And then afterwards, I don't know. Oh, Joe, do you want to come back to my place for a bit? Maybe put on a record What if you were invited To the White House I thought we'd go back

To my place Joe Get on his jet Go to the fucking White House My wife's on a business trip End up sitting in the Like sitting on the edge Of the bed

Kind of awkwardly Like the same bed That Abraham Lincoln Slept in I'm just like You like old fashions Makes me like a fucking drink.

Abe Lincoln, man. What a guy. He was a guy alright. He single-handedly freed the slaves. He did. I learned that. The Declaration of Independence. Also, he was a vampire slayer.

I watched most of that movie recently. I saw that movie in fucking theaters. Of course you saw it in theaters, dude. I wasn't with my dad. Were you by yourself? No, I was with a group. Okay, well, I watched like a little more than half of it recently. It was better than I anticipated.

I wanted it to be even more wacky. I think the camp should have been way more. I was like, this is fucking ridiculous. It's near the beginning when he's chasing the vampire and there's a stampede of horses and they're running

across the horses. It gets goofy, but I kind of wanted it to be just the visuals are more bat shit yeah crazy hey bat exactly nice the visuals were pretty like you know what i did see with my dad what'd you see with your dad vampires suck no oh i saw i think it was called like dracula like legends untold or some bullshit like that it was like this dracula movie where they tried to make him a badass. I think they were kind of trying,

you know, do you remember when Universal Studios, I think it was Universal, was trying to take their monster properties and kind of create their own Marvel-esque universe around them? Yeah. That's why Tom Cruise redid the mummy. Yeah.

And it was going to be a part of this thing. There's a scene with Russell Crowe at the end where he's Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde the same person right yeah

he's just like split personality okay which I kind of wanna see like just this is gonna be I know every

why Russell Crowe I have nothing against him just I think cause he's good when he's angry because in the he's in the trailer for the new thor movie that's coming out in like does russell

crowe play wolverine no that would be hugh jackman okay more like huge ass man make that joke every do i really make that every time yeah it's a sound i'm a simple-minded man i didn't even know i've made that joke before. Really? Yeah. You've done it several times. Well, I'm a simple minded man. I love it though. I love it.

But that just shows like how the neural pathways in my brain work. I hear that and it immediately fires the same neurons each time. Like huge ass man. Not only do you think of it, but like you like say it. And you're like more like huge ass man. And then after this, those paths won't be traveled again until I hear it again. And then they haven't been traveled, so I'll forget about it. And I'll be like, guys, I already said that joke.

Yeah, I love it, though. Thank you. It's a good joke. Thank you. I always think you do it intentionally. No, no. I actually didn't know that I've even done that once. Really?

Yeah, dude. That actually I thought was the first time I've done that joke. No, like even like if No, not even in content. If I brought up Logan, like Wolverine, I'm like, yeah, you know, huge Ackman. More like huge ass man. Well, it's his fault for having that name, dude. It's a stupid fucked up Australian name. Yeah, man, fucking ridiculous.

But I do hope that they turn Tom Cruise's mummy and well I think it's been canceled because all those movies did so bad yeah Tom Cruise uh is it but there's a new mission impossible that he's making I think bro Tucker has gone to see Top Gun Maverick by himself in theaters twice which I haven't even seen it once. I still haven't seen the original Top Gun. He said it's really good. He's like, so he was trying to get people to go with him like weeks before. Because I think he's wanted to see this movie.

And he found this promotion where it was like, if you go to like Top Gun Maverick and show your ticket, like you can get like free appetizers at Applebee's or something oh shit half off apps yeah

so he wanted he wanted us to do that with him and I was like oh I'm good man and I couldn't go out still yeah so basically he did that

so he was making plans to see this movie then he saw it again by himself and he said the cinematography like with the jets is really cool

I believe it I'm sure it is I'm sure it actually looks pretty good because they actually go up said the cinematography with the jets is really cool. I believe it. I'm sure it is. I'm sure it actually looks pretty good. Because they actually go up and film those scenes in the jets. Apparently, he said the last scene, Tom Cruise is actually flying his own private jet. Really? Yeah.

You know, just... Good for him. I want to get into Microsoft Flight Simulator really bad. I've been watching a bunch of how-to videos. I tried to download it on my computer at one point but it couldn't handle it even though I have a pretty beefed up yeah maybe I needed to change some fucking settings but it was the render distance on maximum and maybe the launch of it was very sloppy I do I really didn't like stay around too long to find out it was like choppy I'm like this is taking so much space off of my hard drive if it's not working I want to get like the sticks and stuff because like you

know with my keyboard and everything it's like like, okay, I'm taking off. But if I have the yoke and everything. You've got to try to land in the Hudson. I will. Well, what I actually thought about doing. Because it's been done before. It has been. Tom Hanks did it.

Zero lives lost. That is very impressive. Yeah. That Tom Hanks pulled that one off. But I would like to get really good. I wanted to secretly get really good at Flight Simulator because you're actually learning how to fly a plane. And we play it on the channel.

And you'd be like, okay, do you know how to play it? I'm like, no, I'll figure it out. And then just be like... I've been watching tutorials on how to do it. Later in life, when you're in your 30s, are you just going to kind of get into potentially... Maybe this is more of a 40s thing for you. You're actually going to give you like try to get yourself a pilot's license.

Not to be like a midlife crisis, not to get not to actually own a plane, but just to be like, yeah, I got my pilot's license. I think knowing how to fly would be cool. You need to get it renewed like every like summer. How often do you need to get a pilot's license? Where you can be 95 years old and controlling six tons of steel and explosive fuel going 80 miles per hour. No, but I watched a bunch of how-to videos on Flight Simulator and how to take off and land, and I think I might have it down.

I just haven't tried it yet. Listen to this, Matthew. I'm about to get a load of it. Every two years, you will need to complete a biannual flight review. So, I mean, like, someone has to watch me fly? With an authorized instructor, yeah. You will also need to renew your medical every two to five years, depending on class and age.

So, they look after planes pretty well. Why not cars? Or, well, I don't want to say it. So they look after planes pretty well. Why not cars? Or... I don't want to say it. Say it, what? Trains? I don't want to get political. Automobiles?

You're about to get political? Yeah, I was about to say something that would probably upset people. Oh yeah, heroin. Yeah, that's what I thought. Oh yeah. Heroin. Yeah. That's what I thought. They don't check your heroin license. You get it once and then oh, good for the rest of your life. You're ridiculous, man. The way they just let us

go get my medical heroin license. When I got mine, I barely had to do any kind of background check. I told the doctor I have anxiety and it just put back pain on my like little medical card that i get for it yeah well i mean it's probably easier to sell heroin for back pain than anxiety because everyone's got anxiety nowadays yeah but not everyone has heroin no well that's why I love California.

Now that they've medically introduced heroin onto the marketplace. That's just like, it's truly Obama's America in California. I don't know. And a lot of people will get mad about that and go, oh, okay, well, I'm going to move to Nashville. Yeah. Do they have heroin in Nashville? They don't have heroin in the South.

They don't have many drugs in the South. No. They have like... I don't know. K2? Spice? Sparkling water? Yeah. Fucking Spice, dude.

At the gas station. Spice? Yeah, K2. Do you remember that stuff? Are you a Spice Runner? I'm a Spice Head. Hey, in Star Wars, Spice is a big drug. Oh, is Spice a drug in Star Wars?

You're a spice runner. I think it's a drug. It sounds like it. Do you remember? I'm hooked on spice. Remember that trend, though? It sounds like space in an Australian accent. Spice.

Oh, yes, it does. Spice. I'm going to spice. What about... But do you remember that in South Carolina? There was that big panic with K2. Do you remember K2? It was synthetic marijuana that they would sell at smoke shops.

I remember I didn't really learn about that until like after I moved out here and all of a sudden people from South Carolina were talking about, they weren't talking about K2. They were talking about there's this other thing that they're smoking oh delta 8 yeah delta 8 well delta 8 is really popular now delta 8 is almost pretty much just weed but k2 is like a fully synthetic marijuana that people would

smoke and like go crazy and like jump out of like a third floor window sounds like bath salts yeah no it would make people go absolutely batshit insane like it's not like weed at all zombies I watched a video of a dude doing salvia and he just gets up and jumps out of his second story window. I still have some.

Do you still have the salvia I bought you? Oh yeah. I bought Ryan salvia for his birthday once. I'm saving it for a special occasion. Yeah. Well, I was at a smoke shop in Hollywood and I was getting you your bong or something and I was like, salvia's legal?

He's like, yeah, it's great, man. I was like, let me get some. But I've I was like salvia's legal? He's like yeah it's great man. I was like it's great man. I was like let me get some. But I've just heard with salvia you have to like inhale and hold it and it's painful

and that's the fun. I'll smoke salvia with you once if you're down. Yeah. Special occasion. Maybe for my birthday next year. It seems like

it seems like it just sends you through hell for 10 minutes. Like remember when Miley Cyrus smoked salvia? Do you remember that? That was like the big beginning thing of her fall off. Miley Cyrus did a lot of fucking shit.

Yeah, but that video came out of her smoking salvia. And I was like, that's how I found out what salvia was. Through Miley Cyrus? Yeah, that video where she's smoking it. Megheads who love salvia. Remember that one. Is it epic? You guys like it? No, sal video where she's smoking it. Megheads who love Salvia. Remember that one. Is it epic? You guys like it?

No, Salvia actually scares the shit out of me. I forget. Miley Cyrus, are they back on like, they're like, that was a phase of mine. I'm actually, or are they still like, yo, what up, homie? I don't know. I've seen lots of pictures of Miley Cyrus pissing.

Yes. How many dudes just stopped the podcast and went to go look that up? Wait, what? Let's see. I'll go to Miley Cyrus' Instagram account. Just right there, front and center. Oh, man. Yeah, Miley Cyrus

is a... Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, they both had those phases. Justin Bieber seems like he's mellowed now. You know, like he's not, he's like, oh, I was a little bit of a bad boy. I guess growing up rich and famous will do that to you. She, uh, seems like Miley Cyrus. Like crazy Miley Cyrus or like chill Miley Cyrus?

Sit in bed with some tea. Yeah, looks a little more chill, a little more reserved. And here, let's a nice little cowboy hat. She looks, yeah, she looks a lot more reserved. Oh. Just judging women on the podcast. Just going through their Instagram. I just held up a picture of my least favorite.

Give it like a scowl look to Matt. That was a good reaction. That got me to gut bust. Dude, did you just bust on the podcast? I got Ryan to bust. My gut, you're busted, buddy. Hey, buddy. Well, that means that we're done with this episode because you busted.

So that's all the time we got. Once Ryan busts, that's how we know it's done. Thanks for joining us on this episode. Thanks for joining us. You can go get this ad free on our Patreon if you want. Plus a bunch of bonus shit. Which we need the Q&A. Fuck.

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